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File: 82da49b37f6e549⋯.png (450.73 KB, 1280x837, 1280:837, tumblr_majt99bgbo1rorjnzo1….png)

 No.1095534

 No.1095542

File: 4e6333f1777e88e⋯.png (450.58 KB, 640x853, 640:853, 0f231a669b4d4224056643d839….png)


 No.1095543

>>1095534

i kinda want a daki with crablouse's design


 No.1095544

>>1095542

actually rather nice


 No.1095545

File: 72f9d3eaa912204⋯.jpg (109.7 KB, 355x369, 355:369, 50732411_p0.jpg)


 No.1095546

>>1095545

i know :(


 No.1095547

>>1095542

d---) Gig dam nebwtar


 No.1095548

but for real how often does that hidden chest under whiterun restock?


 No.1095549

File: 57cc091083581cf⋯.png (1.45 MB, 1337x1080, 1337:1080, ClipboardImage.png)

File: d6a74ab72d56223⋯.png (572.76 KB, 739x597, 739:597, ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.1095550

>>1095542

those titties were fake i think

i saw some shit about it on /v/ onetime

she ragequit the internet because people posted them


 No.1095551

>Some guy commentating a race calls using slipstream "the suck"


 No.1095552

>>1095550

>she

grant............


 No.1095553

*uses starscream*


 No.1095554

the courier came to retrive the package

now i can finally poop


 No.1095555

File: 8d85c7cc6124e6c⋯.png (3.05 MB, 1280x1707, 1280:1707, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1095556

File: 8df87c10765d1db⋯.png (1.1 MB, 1280x736, 40:23, ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.1095557

>>1095552

im pretty sure they were a legitimate woman but also i dont care about that shit

all i know is thsoe are plastic titty


 No.1095558

should i take part in a joint war on brazil with germany


 No.1095559

It's not that trans people are unattractive to me personally, it's just that most don't pass and are stuck in the middle, but not in a good androgyne way


 No.1095560


 No.1095561

>>1095558

10000%


 No.1095562

im only attracted to women, is my issue

and not men


 No.1095563

its not really an issue though, as it is the natural order of things


 No.1095564

its the time of the day where my head starts to hurt

oh boy


 No.1095565

>>1095564

"That time of the day" implies that this happens often

I know we've joked about you always feeling achey and uncomfortable

But if you're getting the same headache over and over something might actually be seriously wrong. Go to the doctors. Enjoy that Euro healthcare

Don't leave shark a widow like two months after your marriage


 No.1095566

This is real human tUMUt speaking and not my exaggerated memery

My buddy's dad is stubborn and refused to go to the docs for a recurring headache

Until he had a fucking stroke and a brain hemorrhage. He's okay now, but it was completely avoidable


 No.1095567

want stroke victim gf


 No.1095568

>>1095565

i know why this one is happening


 No.1095569

File: 4878e97470d76c6⋯.png (134.22 KB, 605x270, 121:54, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1095570

>>1095569

a national treasure


 No.1095571

Can't wait til I marry a call girl with a heart of gold (who tries to kill me a few times)


 No.1095572

>>1095569

Is he still in Belize


 No.1095573

belize navidad xd


 No.1095574

will never understand a man whomsts enters relationships with prostitute


 No.1095575

>fire emblem run

*backflips out of stream*


 No.1095576

>>1095502

whos this cutie


 No.1095577

>>1095561

>>1095560

after a long, hard fought campaign i took over one of their cities and told them to fuck off until they agreed to let me keep it


 No.1095578

i want borger

i need borger


 No.1095579

>>1095576

take off my flag bitch


 No.1095580

File: cd1e93dac79a06d⋯.gif (518.17 KB, 480x560, 6:7, cd1e93dac79a06d2fbdb942a2c….gif)

>>1095578

you go get that burg

you deserve it


 No.1095581


 No.1095582

i want a scientific study done on the correlation between trans people and speedrunning

not just "both have le epic brain problems LOL" reasons, i am actually curious why there are so many


 No.1095583

So did salt get benned already

lol how long is the ban


 No.1095584

File: c3d0cbd2b0b94cd⋯.jpg (69.27 KB, 600x450, 4:3, IMG_0813.JPG)


 No.1095585

>>1095583

i think i removed it yesterday

its hard to check on the i pod


 No.1095586

it was 2 weeks


 No.1095587

man

i dont like civ 6


 No.1095588

>>1095584

You can feel the drudgery and desire to not be there straight through the picture, it's amazing

>>1095586

Scharfendorf'd


 No.1095589

why cant i mount ISOs anymore

what the fuck happened


 No.1095590

>No religion owns God. The real goal is not that we should be right and the other religionists wrong, but that together we should do God’s will and work together for a better world.

>-Rabbi Irving Greenberg

im glad i followed this jewish quotes page

this is good stuff


 No.1095591

busting makes me feel good


 No.1095592

>>1095582

but it's just brain problems


 No.1095593


 No.1095594

I don't understand speedrunning

I get bored of games so easily that I've only finished like 2-3% of the ones I own


 No.1095595

>>1095594

it's just a hobby, and like any hobby, some people get way too into it

do you not have a hobby you like to challenge yourself with?


 No.1095596

>>1095595

I'm too chronically fatigued for that sort of thing


 No.1095597

i want to drink more water, but my city's tap water taste terrible and buying bottled water always makes me feel cuckolded


 No.1095598

>>1095597

>bottled water always makes me feel cuckolded

you got brain problems or somethin?


 No.1095599

but yeha you shouldnt buy bottled water anyway

get a brita filter or something


 No.1095600

Pure conjecture on my part

but I wonder how many neckbeard guys try to become pretty girls only to realize they have no idea how real girls act

So instead of being a 3/10 man with no social skills they become a 2/10 woman with no social

skills and the forced demeanor of an anime girl


 No.1095601

>>1095600

that certainly is conjecture


 No.1095602

thankfully you only see that online most of the time


 No.1095603

File: 81fff6a2fc4a603⋯.jpg (72.39 KB, 807x522, 269:174, 1263456437848.jpg)

>>1095597

>buying bottled water always makes me feel cuckolded


 No.1095604

>>1095600

i can say that trans people i've talked to via chat or IM use on average 10x as many cutesy emoticon faces as regular women


 No.1095605

>>1095602

Well I mean in the U.S. only .3% of the population is trans, so it's pretty much guaranteed that the vast vast majority of people's interactions/knowledge of the trans community comes from online


 No.1095606

>>1095603

>>1095598

paying as much for a bottle of water as a soda when free source of (not as tasty) water surround me feels cuckulicious definition


 No.1095607

I think in real life I've had face to face contact (talking, not just seeing them in a crowd) with like 4 trans individuals in my whole life


 No.1095608

>>1095606

that's not what "cuckold" means

jesus christ how does this even happen, what happened to the word cuckold

there are far better words and concepts to describe that situation

you feel wasteful, perhaps

or silly

or unthoughtful


 No.1095609

File: b52530c2b06c85d⋯.jpg (76.69 KB, 1280x707, 1280:707, watah.jpg)


 No.1095610

>>1095609

>>1095608

cuckulicious, definition


 No.1095611

>>1095606

I'd be more worried about the BPAs in your water bottles honestly.


 No.1095612

Wouldn't it be cuckalicious not cuckulicious


 No.1095613

Where's the masterful linguist pedant when you need them


 No.1095614


 No.1095615

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Behold, I have brought this eldritch artifact back from the spring of 2012

Gaze upon it before the temporal field collapses and it returns to its proper timeline


 No.1095616

>not drinking your water raw


 No.1095617

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 No.1095618

File: a6b2951cfd3f691⋯.png (321.68 KB, 831x468, 277:156, 1350512204716.png)


 No.1095619

Oh snap we're like a week and a half into the new year and already 3 of my favorite bands have dropped albums


 No.1095620

File: 00ce1cda299576f⋯.jpg (281.64 KB, 1020x1710, 34:57, 1515524714537.jpg)


 No.1095621

the transcript of the testimony of glenn simpson from fusion gps in front of the senate judiciary committee

https://apps.npr.org/documents/document.html?id=4345501-Glenn-Simpson-Testimony-Senate-Judiciary-In


 No.1095622

>>1095621

literally nobody cares


 No.1095623

how do you tell if a ghost is french or not?

you ask it "parlez boo francais?"


 No.1095624

>>1095621

>312 pages

well, shit


 No.1095625

File: 44c8f452d2d1845⋯.png (138.25 KB, 287x260, 287:260, capture.png)


 No.1095626

well i played enough Skyrim to remind me how awful it is


 No.1095627

>>1095586

>>1095583

it was 11 days because epic number references


 No.1095628

File: 09b4b0654b26327⋯.jpg (230.27 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, ah fuck.jpg)

I can't believe you've done this

that pun was fucking amazing


 No.1095629


 No.1095630

File: 4f93b45de2ae395⋯.jpg (51.9 KB, 482x317, 482:317, 1515527549826.jpg)


 No.1095631

why is most of the smw soundtrack so amazing

i mean it's really old news and all but it's all really good


 No.1095632

File: 2b6ff387bebaf7e⋯.png (222.3 KB, 341x263, 341:263, 1515459005511.png)

Poor Little Fumo


 No.1095633

>>1095632

i thought they banned fumos around when the sjw invasion started a few years ago


 No.1095634

>>1095633

old photo


 No.1095635

not to say that the music in odyssey was bad, it's just kind of forgettable and only sort of works as background music outside of maybe the main theme and the songs with lyrics


 No.1095636

and not even good background music, i listened to the fairy fountain theme for half an hour yesterday


 No.1095637

File: da5714b7544e33a⋯.jpg (389.13 KB, 1280x843, 1280:843, tumblr_owqt7ui3OI1vjadpco1….jpg)


 No.1095638

>>1095635

awful post


 No.1095639

>>1095638

actually you're right i forgot that wooded kingdom was ok too

i probably actually like it better than the main theme


 No.1095640

my doggadingo just puked right as i was watching this video at full volume

the powahful majeek of uganda strikes again brothas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOnXYiUUePI&feature=youtu.be

8ch doesn't like me tryna embed it though, so click it yaself


 No.1095641

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 No.1095642

the moon theme is decent I guess but it's like the most generic you can get for a "space" theme


 No.1095643

>>1095624

it was 10 hours long yeah.

>>1095622

i do

christopher steele was so convinced the president could be blackmailed he voluntarily went to the fbi

the fbi had a mole in the trump campaign who corroborated the idea of blackmail

it's a fascinating interview


 No.1095644

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 No.1095645

>>1095644

>and the songs with lyrics

they've got the fucking lyrics on the box they better have made it a good song (it's a pretty good song)


 No.1095646

>>1095643

when i say mole i mean informant but mole sounds so much cooler and secretive


 No.1095647

vr loli cockfights are the best things that came out of vrchat


 No.1095648

can't be blackmailed if you just do all of your heinous actions in public


 No.1095649

wwhen are wwe revvivvin the eri corps


 No.1095650

fiddlesticks


 No.1095651

File: d907dd81501f7fa⋯.mp4 (4.69 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 950632362055950336_9506323….mp4)


 No.1095652

polygon hates the stupid knuckles meme

so its actually insanely good


 No.1095653

>>1095652

ive seen some good knuckles variations keeping it fresh but the actual original is way overdone


 No.1095654

>>1095648

if steele was convinced trump was being blackmailed based on the veracity of the claims in his dossier

that means there's definitely a pee tape

either real or a very good fake


 No.1095655

>>1095652

what the suicide is painless style song edits or the vrchat uganda tribe


 No.1095656

>>1095655

uganda boys


 No.1095657


 No.1095658

File: ec96761ab925b0d⋯.mp4 (3.48 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 948822819391049728_9488228….mp4)

>>1095655

I still don't get how this is funny at all


 No.1095659

why is it called ugandan knuckles anyway


 No.1095660

>>1095659

I AM DE CAPTAIN NOW


 No.1095661

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 No.1095663

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>>1095659

ppl in vr chat go around wit htaht kunckles and say "do you know de way brudda" in this accent


 No.1095664

File: 5c477e2250830e7⋯.mp4 (3.84 MB, 840x480, 7:4, tumblr_p20b58lPRb1tu50jt.mp4)

is this part of the current knuckles meme cause i liked this


 No.1095665

>>1095659

a lot of the "original" quotes yelled by Ugandan Knuckles-es were from "Who Killed Captain Alex" an amateur action film from Nigeria

EVERYBODY IN UGANDA KNOWS KUNG FU!


 No.1095666

>>1095555

this is epic


 No.1095667

>>1095664

yeah, that's part of it


 No.1095668

>>1095664

>stalker quotes

nice


 No.1095669

low budget african movies are actual kino


 No.1095670


 No.1095671

>>1095664

who the fuck makes all those 3d models


 No.1095672

>>1095670

dumb bitch


 No.1095673

hollywood is all trash

african films arethe actual truemovies


 No.1095674

>>1095670

we're at 130 posts, retard


 No.1095675

pay 5 bux to make bad jokes about some guy in an uncomfortable position


 No.1095677

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 No.1095678

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

­


 No.1095679

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.1095682

do ppl speedrun mario switch 2 player


 No.1095683

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

@rev and grant


 No.1095684

doing dumb shit like this seems really fun i'm kind of sad i'm missing out on it


 No.1095685

>>1095684

like what


 No.1095686

>>1095682

I don't know if they speedrun it, but I know that switching to 2 player is necessary for one part of a no-jump run.

So if you did a speed run of the no jump run.


 No.1095687


 No.1095688

best mario category is minimum captures tbqh


 No.1095689

>>1095688

anything interesting happen in it


 No.1095690

File: 673a7d9613e9890⋯.jpg (17.57 KB, 209x153, 209:153, Boniface_III.jpg)


 No.1095691

>>1095689

yeah

its pretty much just capturing the electric poles and almost nothing else

the rest is doable with bullshit jumps


 No.1095692

>wall jumps off the bones

neat


 No.1095693

File: f82012190b981d7⋯.jpg (525.86 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1515420539508.jpg)

>handjob karaoke

oh japan~


 No.1095694

>>1095693

????????????


 No.1095695

>the broodal bot fight

neat o


 No.1095696

>>1095694

they sing karaoke while getting handjobs

why do you think it's called handjob karaoke


 No.1095697

>>1095696

?????????????????????????????????


 No.1095698

he dumb


 No.1095699

the boss fights in mario sucked, is what i think

i was the cap during all of them excepti think maybe the squid guy but they all seemed stupid


 No.1095700

i am HUNGERY

this happens about every 4 hours


 No.1095701


 No.1095702

>>1095699

well of course it was the cap during all of them, just like you used fludd for every boss in sunshine

i liked the bowser fight, it actually took me a few tries to figure when to jump properly over his fire, though i only died once


 No.1095703

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.1095704

>>1095699

isnt 2 player mode supposed to be unepic garbo


 No.1095705

>>1095702

no as in

i was the cap

player 2


 No.1095706

>>1095704

grant said he liked it

i used it once for the volleyball star because fuck that


 No.1095707

>>1095704

no its pretty fun

u can cheese some shit with it

but u can also fuck mario over too


 No.1095708

Soundcloud embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1095703

correction


 No.1095709

>>1095705

oh my bad i thought you were complaining about using the cap in fights

i don't really know how 2p really works playing as cappy but i thought the bosses were fine


 No.1095710

nintendo bosses bore me

but i guess also like

nitnedo games themselves

mostly kind of bore mei think


 No.1095711

File: cf80aba1c3d170f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 54.82 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1515530829869.jpg)


 No.1095712

File: ea048b8d629819b⋯.png (1.99 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

the volleyball was actually kind of lenient it gave you like 1/4-1/2 of a second after it hit the ground to hit it back


 No.1095713

Soundcloud embed. Click thumbnail to play.

TRUE thread theme


 No.1095714

>>1095708

not clicking


 No.1095715

>>1095714

click THIS


 No.1095716

grant how much postgame is shark gonna do


 No.1095717

File: 1ccf2bc7d11933f⋯.jpg (11.52 KB, 320x300, 16:15, knuckles the ugandan train.jpg)


 No.1095718

>>1095716

i mean

idk

shes back workin again so who knows


 No.1095719

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

actual true thread theme (click it)


 No.1095720

so you need to do that chain chomp at the start, the boss chomp 3 times, a tank in donk city, 8 lightning poles (most of which are bowser's level), and one of the pokey birds


 No.1095721

>>1095718

for a full minute I swear this said "she's black workin again"


 No.1095722

>>1095721

my wifes a nigger


 No.1095723

my dick bleeds


 No.1095724

File: a099631570b3e19⋯.png (11.2 KB, 297x297, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1095725

>>1095720

why would you need to do the chain chomp at the start?


 No.1095726

>>1095723

Is it from floggin it


 No.1095727

>>1095725

no other way to break the block and i assume that star's necessary to progress


 No.1095728

>>1095726

you already know the answer


 No.1095729


 No.1095730

i went to check my pokemon and i think i accidentally wiped or lost my homebrew bank with the team i liked in it

they might be in a backup or old save somewherebut im like

not concerned at all

thinking of the amount of cutscene in sm is like

makes me mildly ill honestly


 No.1095731

>>1095719

fuck you wesley


 No.1095732

>>1095724

the nose, the proficiency at jumping, the twitch muscle response...

>>1095730

yeah all the cutscenes in UM is bothering me


 No.1095733

>>1095723

I WARNED YOU ABOUT EXCESSIVE MASTURBATION

I TOLD YOU, DOG


 No.1095734

drank too much water and now my tummy hurts


 No.1095735

>>1095728

Damn son


 No.1095736

>>1095729

huh, guess the guy i was watching goofed or they didn't find that yet


 No.1095737

I fucking hate Celsius


 No.1095738


 No.1095739

File: 219a26a9b0669bf⋯.png (2.33 KB, 539x30, 539:30, epic.PNG)

>>1095738

...is this satire?


 No.1095740

>>1095738

that's what I've been saying all along, thank you Rev you truly are a patrician


 No.1095741

>>1095739

for everyday use? kelvin is by far the most awkward

"Yea it's a nice 294 degrees today, really makes you want to go outside and have a stroll"


 No.1095742

>>1095741

>absolute temperature scale gives us an uncomfortable range of numbers for human-relevant temperatures

>let's just use a completely arbitrary range instead


 No.1095743

<hurr let's use "human-scaled" units of measurement in our daily life

<why are our children so bad at math and sciences?

genocide america


 No.1095744

>>1095742

>let's just use a completely arbitrary range instead

are you MERELY PRETENDING or are you actually this stupid, because most of the shit we do is completely arbitrary


 No.1095745

do you understand that your post is literally in favor of using fahrenheit (or celsius I guess) over kelvin?

No one wants to say "hey what's the temperature" "Oh it's 300 degrees" they'll either say "80" or "26"


 No.1095746

>putting every day temperature on a scale of 0-100

>arbitrary

>using a 0-100 scale of water phase changes for every day temperature

>smart!

I'll admit that metric is better for pretty much everything that isn't temperature, but at this point it would cost too much money for America to change that.


 No.1095747

kelvin is for science, as it's an exact scale

celsius is for how much energy it takes to boil water

fahrenheit is the human scale, and the only reasonable one to use when fucking referring to temperatures that humans interact with


 No.1095748

>>1095747

numbers wise at least celsius is still within reasonable numbers, though i do think it's stupid that it "caps out" at like 30 or something for most uses


 No.1095749

>>1095747

stop being stupid rev


 No.1095750

not 30, more like 40

unless you live in a hellhole things aren't going to get much higher than 104 degrees


 No.1095751

>>1095747

people seem to get along fine with celsius as far as i can tell


 No.1095752

>>1095749

this is the one time that rev's not being stupid

broken clock and all that


 No.1095753

>>1095750

it's a very nice hellhole thanks

experiencing a winter rain, it's very nice


 No.1095754

>>1095753

i've been to your hellhole it was bad

apparently the phrase "don't worry it's a dry heat" isn't supposed to be ironic, which doesn't really make sense to me because in my experience a dry heat is much much worse than a wet heat


 No.1095755

>>1095752

Celsius is superior


 No.1095756

heat is bad


 No.1095757

>>1095755

you are stupid


 No.1095758


 No.1095759

>>1095754

i've been in a wet heat in the summer in northern minnesota

i hear florida is like that too

i think i'd rather die

dry heats are far superior and you'd know that if you lived here


 No.1095760

File: 1a40db6e63a83de⋯.mp4 (6.8 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 912705603595833344_9127056….mp4)


 No.1095761

>>1095755

it's mostly just opinion

celsius and fahrenheit are both equally "unscientific", it's just that you were raised with one or the other


 No.1095762

is it another "rev gets mad at an ad" episode


 No.1095763

>>1095762

>another

no, I'm still mad

I just want ramen


 No.1095764

>>1095759

>dry heats are far superior and you'd know that if you lived here

i could feel my skin drying up as i walked around, it was dreadful, and i live even further south than you do


 No.1095765

America and its stupid measuring systems should perish


 No.1095766

>they don't regularly have summer temps above 110

hahahahaha


 No.1095767

>>1095764

you bounce back

moisturize

never leave the house


 No.1095768

>>1095766

110 in europe means the continent is melting

110 in america means you can bake cookies in your car during the day


 No.1095769

File: 21e75142d7749c6⋯.png (77 KB, 572x577, 572:577, 1515484498312[1].png)

supremely cursed image


 No.1095770

File: a4ecd3ae39bdb11⋯.png (621.05 KB, 720x1208, 90:151, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1095771

Overall idk, I don’t have Apple’s numbers, only those from the portfolio of a small consultancy, and their numbers were heavily skewed by one saudi prince who buys a keffyeh + agal combination as a hat in literally every iOS game he downloads, so they advised their clients to make it cost $5000 and add it to every game they have.


 No.1095772

File: 49d9a1f0da9779d⋯.png (305.2 KB, 825x154, 75:14, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1095773

self suck vs self cuck


 No.1095774

File: bfaa1ffe7637b69⋯.png (646.25 KB, 680x680, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1095775

>>1095774

how would you even get such fine lines with spray paint? Do you like hold up something next to it to create the line as you spray?


 No.1095776

>>1095774

move over banksy


 No.1095777

i just jizzed a whole lot


 No.1095778


 No.1095779

>>1095778

no it was to mouthpics i harvested in person earlier today

that’s a very very epic image though


 No.1095780

I still refuse to believe that mouthpics aren't just your ironic schtick


 No.1095781

>>1095780

>I still refuse to believe that mouthpics aren't just your ironic schtick


 No.1095782

>>1095775

aftermarket caps + techniques


 No.1095783

File: 45f9794063dddf0⋯.png (378.8 KB, 700x700, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1095784

>>1095780

yeah i only just squirted a lot of gurt to them for le epic ironies


 No.1095785

>>1095781

>>I still refuse to believe that mouthpics aren't just your ironic schtick


 No.1095786

File: 9fd9273f9d77898⋯.png (388.11 KB, 774x929, 774:929, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1095787

>>1095784

It wouldn't be out of character


 No.1095788

>>1095787

yet him jacking it to mouths is?


 No.1095789

File: 6e4586cd5fcec2f⋯.png (1.14 MB, 1280x1280, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1095790

I don't get how y'all can be so open and talkative about your masturbatory habits anyway

weirdos

>>1095788

yes


 No.1095791

it’s epic when you jizz so hard you feel kind of light headed


 No.1095792

>>1095779

>mouthpics i harvested in person earlier today

that's pretty heckin' epic lad


 No.1095793

>>1095790

it’s because we’re epic


 No.1095794

File: 972b6d7a04b13dc⋯.png (2.71 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, the_icy_demon_lord_tg_by_c….png)


 No.1095795

>>1095789

would skinner's pokemon be emboar


 No.1095796

i forgot to take the flag off


 No.1095797

>>1095792

so very very epic

and then we got breakfast together at 1pm


 No.1095798

>>1095797

aw that's nice


 No.1095799

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.1095800

*skis into thread*

hi its me

wwinter fun eri


 No.1095801

y'all jack off way too much

like theoretically 2 times a day is the max i could jack off and that's a lot more than i actually jack off because i normally jack off like maybe once every week or so if that

now that's mostly to do with me just being preoccupied with other hobbies and not really purposefully not jacking it, but still

like for at least the past week I've thought "I haven't jacked off in a while I should probably jack off" but I haven't because i forget to


 No.1095802

I jacked off once back in 2006


 No.1095803

the only reason i remember the last time I jacked off was is because I did it for new year's eve

so it's been 9 days

before that i dunno


 No.1095804

>>1095801

>y'all jack off way too much

im pretty sure that's just sako skewing the average way up


 No.1095805

sako's giant testicles


 No.1095806

it took my a while to realize that the 💄 emoji was lipstick and not a candy corn dildo


 No.1095807

looks like maybe christmas before that, going off of my history

>>1095804

probably but i probably jack off a lot less than most of you

not that that's a moral message or literally anything relevant


 No.1095808

>>1095807

you jack off to little girls being brutalized with wrenches and shit tho


 No.1095809

>>1095808

sponge why on earth do you think i'm sako

did you look at anything in this conversation


 No.1095810

benko is born


 No.1095811

who on here possibly jacks off more than sako does


 No.1095812

which homestuck character would be circumcised and defend it


 No.1095813

*Radiant sunbursts surge from my unbesmirched penis, purifying the mortal souls of those who would dare to choke away their sainthood in an angry fist*


 No.1095814

>>1095812

a lot of people who get circumcised defend it

its like buyers remorse but with foreskin


 No.1095815

>>1095812

i have no real strong opinion on circumcision but when a non-cut dick isn't hard it looks rather nasty


 No.1095816

>>1095811

i don't think it's possible

he said he jacks off 12-15 times a day sometimes

literally every waking hour


 No.1095817

>>1095809

because you were responding to a post about him

sorry!!! i’m too busy playing overwatch and vaping


 No.1095818

i think i'd probably jack off more if it didn't take me like an hour


 No.1095819

File: 54aed9b8426b45d⋯.webm (1.74 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, 1515538428739.webm)

soyboys...


 No.1095820

>>1095816

he’s doing it wrong

doing it once every two days in a way that lasts a few hours is the best way


 No.1095821

File: ebea1146f058481⋯.png (186.84 KB, 738x654, 123:109, ClipboardImage.png)

whoa


 No.1095822

>>1095812

i think john would

him and dave would argue about it


 No.1095823

>>1095819

social capital was a mistake


 No.1095824

remember that guy who costanzaposted in real life on one season of big brother

how long ago was that


 No.1095825

>>1095780

normie...


 No.1095826

>>1095825

is this surprising to you


 No.1095827

File: e1ee50ff3552c43⋯.png (265.99 KB, 531x825, 177:275, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 6d1711ab2ecc0bb⋯.png (103.45 KB, 608x564, 152:141, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 3397b9487ff8285⋯.png (204.67 KB, 622x463, 622:463, ClipboardImage.png)

File: e1ee50ff3552c43⋯.png (265.99 KB, 531x825, 177:275, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 9f0ab47f59c2246⋯.png (350.7 KB, 622x758, 311:379, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1095828

>>1095824

>remember (...) big brother

no


 No.1095829

>>1095822

honestly i was thinking vice versa of this

dave looks like the kind of guy who would get autistic over dick cheese and call john out on it


 No.1095830

*flashbacks to people arguing that dave has to be gay otherwise why would he make dick jokes*


 No.1095831

green apple gatorade is *kisses fingers like a chef*


 No.1095832

>>1095830

*flashbacks to those people being right*


 No.1095833

>>1095832

weird... i dont remember that.......................


 No.1095834

dave is bisexual


 No.1095835

File: d14d7c4e7fcd890⋯.jpg (170.66 KB, 1334x750, 667:375, __kaban_pipimi_popuko_sava….jpg)


 No.1095836

cucumber gatorade is *deepthroats my fingers*


 No.1095837

*flashbacks to Dave being*


 No.1095838

oh my God it's raining


 No.1095839

if you think about it, the majority of homestuck characters are bisexual instead of gay

problematic, hussie?


 No.1095840

>>1095838

you live in california right

the fires anywhere near you?


 No.1095841

john's mangrit filled uncut cock


 No.1095842

tfw you can't tell if the runner is trans or just bad haircuts


 No.1095843

ok

someone finally used a pronoun

just bad haircut


 No.1095844

we should get a group of people to play Divinity 2 with me


 No.1095845

>>1095844

my friend told me to buy that because it was "right up my alley"

what do you think of it


 No.1095846

we should die


 No.1095847

>>1095844

original sin or dragon knight saga


 No.1095848

>find out that i'm actually a lead engineer

hsg help this is more responsibility than i bargained for


 No.1095849

>>1095848

what will you be working on


 No.1095850

>>1095849

making a dashboard that tracks people using a radio app

it sounds dumb, but apparently it was enough to convince them to buy part of the company?


 No.1095851

>>1095848

good luck! i believe in you


 No.1095852

>>1095850

dashboard as in cars?

either way, sounds interesting


 No.1095853

File: 3bbc76ffce7204a⋯.png (94.16 KB, 500x389, 500:389, dave is not gay.png)

Reminder


 No.1095854

>>1095853

he's bi ;)


 No.1095855

>>1095852

no, like graphs and stuff


 No.1095856

john really was not a homosexual

he was ace the entire time


 No.1095857

>>1095856

he seemed interested in being married to rose i think


 No.1095858

i wish i was a nervous investor in bitcoin so i could be filthy rich


 No.1095859

>>1095858

i should go back in time a year and buy 10 bitcoins


 No.1095860

>>1095859

>only a year


 No.1095861

File: 54066e84d51681d⋯.png (679.75 KB, 1200x846, 200:141, jade vs the forces of birt….png)

>>1095854

If they were bi the issue wouldn't be a problem.


 No.1095862

>>1095860

well i mean if we wanna do anything i can just go get in the lottery

but yea it was like a hundred or something october '16 or something


 No.1095863

>>1095861

john is het


 No.1095864

>>1095863

And so is Dave.


 No.1095865

alternative timeline where you got bitcoin but you kept it in mtgox

alternative timeline where you got bitcoin but you put it in a paper wallet that you left on a computer that you don't have anymore

alternative timeline where you got bitcoin, have the wallet, but can't sell it without cratering the market

>>1095861

dave can be bi and john can be straight or ace and their sexualities could still be incompatible.


 No.1095866

>>1095865

> but can't sell it without cratering the market

how is that bad, exactly?

you're out


 No.1095867

>>1095865

>alternative timeline where you got bitcoin, have the wallet, but can't sell it without cratering the market

you could totally sell it all though

the daily volume of bitcoin is yuge


 No.1095868

i hate that i didnt mine bitcoin early but im also glad im not one of those people who did and then threw out their old computer with the wallet on it


 No.1095869

who the hell throws out old computers anyway


 No.1095870

>>1095865

Hussie lumped them in the same category. Face it, Dave was straight until Hussie started dating Shelby's sister.


 No.1095871

>>1095870

dave was straight but i dont get why shelbys sister would be the catalyst


 No.1095872

>>1095869

usually i wipe my computer and give it to my little sister

>>1095871

everything bad is always pinned on whoever hussie's dating


 No.1095873

>everything bad is always pinned on whoever hussie's dating


 No.1095874

hussie just became a twitter idiot and did twitter idiot things with his characters


 No.1095875

>>1095873

remember betel

or halftruth?


 No.1095876

>>1095875

halftruth was shit

i don't remember people shitting on betel that much, or at least nowhere near as much as the vapid cunt et al

>>1095874 too


 No.1095877

>>1095872

>>1095875

you best not be implying rachel didnt pull a lot of bullshit my big bitch

also fucking nobody gave betel shit


 No.1095878

vapid cunt


 No.1095879

halftruth essentially entrapped hussie into a relationship via her extrovert voodoo


 No.1095880

did hussie even ever date betel

i thought he was interested but she wasn't


 No.1095881

would an asexual want to stick his dick in roxy?

checkmate atheists


 No.1095882

or maybe it was the other way around


 No.1095883

>>1095880

I mean, Jade was based on her so draw your own conclusions.


 No.1095884

File: e58ef47dee4c896⋯.png (127.37 KB, 1173x577, 1173:577, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1095877

>also fucking nobody gave betel shit


 No.1095885

>>1095884

ah yes the made up image made to shit on people


 No.1095886

>>1095884

wow! its that one fake screenshot!

weird how thats the only thing anyone ever posts when they argue that people gave betel shit!

great job you bugchasing fuck!


 No.1095887

>>1095884

if only they knew how much worse things would get


 No.1095888

>>1095881

it was the other way around, roxy wanted to stick her dick in him


 No.1095889

xlr this is at least the 2nd time you've tried to use that image

probably more but I only distinctly remember one other time


 No.1095890

*desperately tries to sweep my new under the carpet*


 No.1095891

File: da6610e5a3c354c⋯.png (689.86 KB, 919x720, 919:720, ClipboardImage.png)

"It made me die a little bit inside"

"What doesn't these days"

now that's a mood


 No.1095892

Lol I forgot about the bugchasing fic

The ultimate degeneracy


 No.1095893

>>1095889

it's an old image, at least 5 years old


 No.1095894

>>1095893

yea it's an old, old fake


 No.1095895

are you actually into bugchasing xlr


 No.1095896

worst part about that image is its completely innocuous even if it wasnt fake


 No.1095897

File: 6b5c27497fda3f0⋯.png (102.55 KB, 560x415, 112:83, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1095898

>>1095895

absolutely not.


 No.1095899

*nervously sweeps away all my self-insert fic under the rug*


 No.1095900

*nervously invests in bugchasing*


 No.1095901

isn't this such

a bugchaseful niiiight


 No.1095902

tuesday again huh


 No.1095903

any good gdq runs today


 No.1095904

>>1095903

skyrim was good i heard


 No.1095905

was Dirk gay?


 No.1095906

The Tragic Life of Gay Bro


 No.1095907

>>1095905

obviously not


 No.1095908

File: 2ed57b6ddb3810e⋯.jpg (58.8 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 3p2Iiio.jpg)

>tfw I can play Mario Odyssey as the pirate king

wwhoa wwoww


 No.1095909

me want switch


 No.1095910

File: 9282693643e402f⋯.jpg (93.21 KB, 800x800, 1:1, DMMKu82X0AApgI6.jpg large.jpg)

File: 4d498ac45a2076c⋯.jpg (188.56 KB, 990x1200, 33:40, the perfect woman.jpg)

>when you obey the letter of the law, but not the spirit


 No.1095911

File: de6d1dbf968cb99⋯.png (1.37 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1095912

ben, send me your switch


 No.1095913

The switch hasn't filled the giant hole of dissatisfaction that permeates through all aspects of my life.

7/10


 No.1095914

ben did you make a numale expression when you got a switch


 No.1095915

why doesn't the switch have a virtual console yet


 No.1095916

every expression ben makes is a nu-male expression, because he is a nu-male

It's a joke I'm sorry I still like you Ben


 No.1095917

Ben's ass has aids


 No.1095918

ben

switch

now


 No.1095919

>>1095918

wwhip out that cock anon


 No.1095920

>>1095919

i don't want to but... the bingbing wahoo man... he calls................................

*unbuttons designer jorts*


 No.1095921

once again i've proven i'm just simply too smart for shrine puzzles, but this time it was just for a chest instead of the shrine itself


 No.1095922

>Place box on switch, stasis switch, quickly magnet box to you, jump off ledge onto box and to chest

>Drop box between you and chest, freeze it mid air while falling, and jump off that

>Use the box to whack the chest off of the pillar

guess which one of these was the correct approach


 No.1095923

>>1095922

what is using the box to whack the chest off of the pillar


 No.1095924

I don't fully understand who chris chan is


 No.1095925

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1095926

File: 9d4304aea7cd053⋯.webm (1.85 MB, 640x807, 640:807, 1499986902434.webm)

File: 8dca70817533e6f⋯.webm (1.54 MB, 720x900, 4:5, 1500249640229.webm)

File: e60eb946b5f2a2d⋯.mp4 (3.04 MB, 720x900, 4:5, crBrUnq.mp4)

File: 1d4c47bf547d9c3⋯.webm (661.22 KB, 320x224, 10:7, 1d4c47bf547d9c376a7d336e0….webm)

File: ccc596b0ef2bc2d⋯.webm (1.82 MB, 640x352, 20:11, 1491184994731.webm)


 No.1095927

>>1095926

that first one is hecking epic


 No.1095928

>>1095926

thats some extremely goofy movie level za


 No.1095929

>>1095926

is that aubrey plaza


 No.1095930

>>1095926

Now Thats What I Call Epic


 No.1095931

>>1095926

that's a heckin good pupper


 No.1095932

File: f5e78fb68b89322⋯.png (227.73 KB, 720x406, 360:203, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1095933

the pop team epic op is pretty good


 No.1095934


 No.1095935

>kosher jews can't eat cheesed burger


 No.1095936

>>1095926

blast from the past


 No.1095937

they CANT

THEY CANNOT EAT CHEESED BURGER


 No.1095938

File: b00021b94a90138⋯.jpg (156.19 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, 1442818120796.jpg)


 No.1095939

File: 4ad28392096085f⋯.jpg (146.52 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, 1442820268048.jpg)


 No.1095940

>the marxist case for the nintendo switch


 No.1095941

uhhhhhh did you know kosher jews cannae eat cheesed burger


 No.1095942

File: 215eedc38c3362b⋯.jpg (234.29 KB, 1043x892, 1043:892, 1440725190847.jpg)


 No.1095943

did you know that? did you know that kosher jews simply GANNOT eat cheesed burger?


 No.1095944

cheesed


 No.1095945

burger


 No.1095946

they cannae!!!


 No.1095947

gosher jews? cheesed b urger?


 No.1095948

no fucking way man


 No.1095949

kosher cheesed burgeR?

no such fucking thing my nig!


 No.1095950

File: f76bcdfd11fb7ef⋯.jpg (88.27 KB, 471x487, 471:487, eris.jpg)


 No.1095951

File: 77613bbd2eb244c⋯.jpg (59.78 KB, 720x540, 4:3, 1515384615343.jpg)


 No.1095952

File: 5194ae6ab075390⋯.jpg (15 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)


 No.1095953

File: 72771d5b4f0dcb0⋯.png (396.11 KB, 539x641, 539:641, 388[1].png)


 No.1095954

what the fuck just happened


 No.1095955

>>1095954

he's sponged up!


 No.1095956

>>1095954

real life hit me like a fucking truck


 No.1095957

a dear friend of mine explained to me how and why kosher jews can't (they simply fucking can't!) eat cheesed burger


 No.1095958

real life hit me like a fucking train


 No.1095959

>>1095958

like the train my ex girlfriend killed herself with? leol!


 No.1095960

buh bye bitch!


 No.1095961

she did me a favor tbh i had to get over her somehow


 No.1095962

has nobody pointed out that sugar is blatantly injecting her giantess fetish into the show


 No.1095963

>>1095961

whatever you say


 No.1095964

>>1095962

you say that like it's bad and not epic


 No.1095965

File: af5135dc67822fc⋯.jpg (35.02 KB, 765x518, 765:518, 123.jpg)


 No.1095966

did sponge get dumped


 No.1095967

>>1095961

>get over her


 No.1095968

>>1095966

no actually i'm in a happy and healthy relationship

>>1095967

yes yes like the train got over her when it destroyed her epic mortal anchor


 No.1095969

File: de9e4edadd17173⋯.jpeg (19.15 KB, 220x334, 110:167, 35E6B944-3DDE-40BB-A7C3-A….jpeg)

File: de9e4edadd17173⋯.jpeg (19.15 KB, 220x334, 110:167, 54CE397F-F24F-47CD-9DB0-8….jpeg)

File: de9e4edadd17173⋯.jpeg (19.15 KB, 220x334, 110:167, 093A95D7-1723-4245-99F0-B….jpeg)

File: de9e4edadd17173⋯.jpeg (19.15 KB, 220x334, 110:167, CE09DC9C-B208-4BDB-A1BD-7….jpeg)

File: de9e4edadd17173⋯.jpeg (19.15 KB, 220x334, 110:167, 28EA4483-17D8-48FE-8460-2….jpeg)


 No.1095970

i found a giant block of ice in botw and previously they were smallish and it took like a minute or two to melt but this one is gonna take like 10 or more


 No.1095971

File: 27744a513749c98⋯.jpeg (82.74 KB, 500x567, 500:567, 9D6C0D26-687B-4AC2-A93B-A….jpeg)

File: cc26afd35b94475⋯.jpeg (38.01 KB, 679x387, 679:387, B074921C-A20D-47C1-A6AF-7….jpeg)

File: 3431e3a393fe74d⋯.jpeg (36.78 KB, 300x250, 6:5, CE8E2A7D-F23A-442B-ACD7-0….jpeg)


 No.1095972

I can't wait to have sex with Roomi


 No.1095973

>>1095972

oh you cannae wait to put your dick (penis) inside her pussy (vagina)?


 No.1095974

>>1095971

>you'll have to tip the car


 No.1095975

DACA? more like caca!


 No.1095976

>>1095974

i can’t wait to read the news story about a small child being destroyed by the pizza mech


 No.1095977

i love living in this futurepast!


 No.1095978

my wrist is sore from all this shitposting


 No.1095979

File: 5d1e2c9e10048d3⋯.jpeg (215.05 KB, 750x913, 750:913, BA7566DD-A080-45D7-A387-E….jpeg)


 No.1095980

sponge pls don't post dead babies it's really gross


 No.1095981

news story in 2019: pizza mech runs over nonbinary five year old and bakes their corpse into a delicious and epic ‘za


 No.1095982

>>1095980

say please again and i won’t


 No.1095983

>>1095982

is pls okay or do I have to type it out


 No.1095984

>>1095983

i’m gonna have to see those vowels


 No.1095985

>>1095982

🅱lease


 No.1095986


 No.1095987

File: 5e182287b1b6016⋯.jpeg (67.73 KB, 256x249, 256:249, 81FD61EA-A523-4EBA-B406-E….jpeg)


 No.1095988

>>1095987

is it a heart made of sponge?


 No.1095989

unepic man: i don’t like to put my tongue in girl asshole

epic man: i like to put my tongue in girl asshole


 No.1095990

>>1095988

of course!


 No.1095991

I like to put my asshole in girl tongue


 No.1095992


 No.1095993

File: 4ed1bb6fcf86081⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1024x683, 1024:683, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1095994

hey niggas


 No.1095995

hsg is for the niggas


 No.1095996

the niggaz


 No.1095997

*casts summon ben*


 No.1095998

niggers


 No.1095999

the zingaz


 No.1096000

Grant switch to discord I fucking hate skype


 No.1096001


 No.1096002

>>1096000

grant likes to act like a taurus (a retard)


 No.1096003

my things to never do before my death:

eat a big mac

watch a ugandan knuckles video


 No.1096004

I miss grant

Every good steed needs his cowboy

no homo


 No.1096005

horsie i think you need to shoot some cum out of your dick


 No.1096006

did anyone here watch devilman crybaby?


 No.1096007

File: 23aa67099c667f1⋯.png (296.67 KB, 800x645, 160:129, FB051E7D-B789-47F0-B6CC-74….png)


 No.1096008

anyone here ask girls for pictures of their throat?


 No.1096009

File: 3d5bf1899e64c25⋯.png (40.84 KB, 401x346, 401:346, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1096010

im damn ass tired


 No.1096011

>>1096009

um that’s is le me :]


 No.1096012

>>1096010

this was me


 No.1096013

>>1096012

eating too much ass?


 No.1096014

File: 2016f0fb0e98c84⋯.jpg (20.32 KB, 456x297, 152:99, YFYIbtL.jpg)


 No.1096015

>>1096014

Xddddddd omggg X^Dd


 No.1096016

*slow zoom of grant wiping his brow*

phew, all that bread eating really tuckered me out! time to wash it down with some water


 No.1096017

>>1096013

lol

i dont get the ass eat meme

theres poop there


 No.1096018

dont bully grant


 No.1096019

he’s wifing up!


 No.1096020

>>1096017

it’s taste good


 No.1096021

>>1096016

5 hours of sleep repeatedly gets me revved down especially when i just woke up


 No.1096022

File: 37481f8662b6f23⋯.png (574.49 KB, 984x780, 82:65, AURORABOREALIS.png)

grant. . .


 No.1096023

fr (for real) though you think these bitches don’t wipe?


 No.1096024

>>1096016

more like kebab


 No.1096025

>>1096023

no but like

theres still poop matter

in there


 No.1096026

"it's taste good" - spongelord in regards to a doo doo butt


 No.1096027

>>1096025

yeah and there’s blood in steak

there are muslims in the mall what’s up dude


 No.1096028

>>1096027

>there are muslims in the mall what’s up dude

not for long *cocks fake gun*


 No.1096029

>>1096028

do malls even exist

i think theres like

one or two small shitty ones in manhattan that ive seen


 No.1096030

blood in steak is also good


 No.1096031

>>1096029

there's 3 around my city that are still thriving somehow


 No.1096032

steak doesn't have blood in it, its an epic 🅱rotein that just looks like blood


 No.1096033

>>1096030

so poop in butts are also good


 No.1096034

>>1096033

but poop is bad

its actually legitimately by definition bad

its a waste product


 No.1096035

bussies have poop in them


 No.1096036


 No.1096037

File: 4896d03bfc2b261⋯.jpg (159.51 KB, 1280x640, 2:1, 1515531687787.jpg)

oh no no no no no


 No.1096038


 No.1096039

>>1096037

that's uh

something


 No.1096040

>>1096037

_nice_


 No.1096041

>>1096037

nice to see down syndrome getting some representation


 No.1096042

´_>`


 No.1096043

steak dones


 No.1096044

whats up dudes


 No.1096045

>>1096044

listening to mario odyssey theme on repeat until I die


 No.1096046

has anything good happened at gdq


 No.1096047

i want to cuddle with grant


 No.1096048

Egghead today admitted how hard she still wants to fuck me


 No.1096049

>>1096048

I remember this


 No.1096050

>>1096045

which one

>>1096047

gay, dude

>>1096048

classic


 No.1096051

File: 6c7ab8747dea763⋯.gif (962.29 KB, 300x300, 1:1, tumblr_n9fiznqztH1qg51mgo1….gif)

I cant help but make her pussy wet


 No.1096052

>>1096050

jump up super star

I like to sing along with it


 No.1096053

>>1096044

played fortnite with my friends

kind of hated it


 No.1096054

>>1096052

it was sung by tails from sonic


 No.1096055

i kinda want to play furi again


 No.1096056

egghead is really stupid and a communist, but she still fingers herself to me because I'm such a rebel bad boy who says nigger


 No.1096057

*masturbates whilst daydreaming of spacebar*


 No.1096058

the ending song is better because it has bowsers theme in it


 No.1096059

File: 351debc466c8312⋯.jpg (209.78 KB, 595x870, 119:174, BB14_-_Dan.jpg)


 No.1096060

i kind of miss being in a group with egg head because she was entertaining

i mean this in a negative way to her


 No.1096061

>>1096060

join the discord and youll see more entertainment from her...


 No.1096062


 No.1096063

>>1096060

DELETE THE PICTURES


 No.1096064

theres literally no way for me to join the discord now

u all have made it so that i literally cannot back down even if i wanted to (i dont)

my T is too high


 No.1096065

>>1096064

but what about your gf (wife)


 No.1096066

ben post all of egg's pics


 No.1096067

>>1096065

what about her


 No.1096068

any discordnigs should be banned, doxxed, and have their addresses mailed to pom


 No.1096069

>>1096062

>>1096058

never noticed that, what a cool touch


 No.1096070

>>1096068

my name is horsie and I live in Texas


 No.1096071

>>1096070

got u now fucker

one pm to a certain piss purveyor saying angel lives at your house and your toast kiddo


 No.1096072

actually where do you live in texas horsie

i live in austin


 No.1096073

does any singular person in all existence prefer races to regular speedrun


 No.1096074

>>1096073

i saw a race of a dozen random players working together vs one actual speedrunner

that was pretty good


 No.1096075

>>1096072

I'm sorry to hear that


 No.1096076

>>1096073

>>1096074 are the only good ones i've seen


 No.1096077

>>1096075

but austin: it's epic!


 No.1096078

>>1096077

not as epic as where I live. We've got real life ghettos


 No.1096079

goo night hsg


 No.1096080

2018 Codex Fancy trick of the Devs to make you believe that you are getting something that gives you an advantage but since almost everyone will get it, in reality all you get is a lot of work to keep up with the Jones. Or in other words NOTHING....


 No.1096081

A lot of folks drink the Kool-aide, but you may have had a little too much. Here in the USA it is quite popular, many of the heavy drinkers insist the world is only 6000 years old and that men and dinosaurs used live side by side. So lay off a bit and quit being so gullible.... Dude there is zero advantage.... deal with it....


 No.1096082

If everyone gets it, then yes. If you are the only one that gets 1+ luck you would get an advantage, even then it would be small... the only advantage this might give is to a low level hunter that has very little luck to start with. High level hunters only get to keep pace with their peers...


 No.1096083

Checking the scoreboard I see that I am around 4500th place in the event, I got the codex in something like two days... it should be obtainable by almost anyone that really wants it...therefore all you will do and as I said earlier is keep up with the Jones or in other word keep pace with your peers... It will give you an absolute value of zero over those same peers... if the devs gave you a lump of coal you would get the same result.....If in fact you do want an advantage, drink two pints of water before you go to bed. Then when you are forced to get up in the middle or the night sound horn while visiting the throne... you will get much better results...


 No.1096084

>>1096078

so do we man

just yesterday, outside of whole foods, i saw someone who was either homeless or really fashionable. blogged like crazy about it that night on twitter.


 No.1096085

>>1096084

this is bad bait nogga


 No.1096086

>>1096085

sometimes a joke is just a joke, horse.


 No.1096087

>>1096086

jokes don't exist outside of the ghetto you punk


 No.1096088

holy shit a stupid horse


 No.1096089

I don't get why everyone acts surprised when I out myself as stupid, it happens a lot


 No.1096090

"surprised"


 No.1096091

>>1096087

we will not stand idly by and allow white joke genocide


 No.1096092

Hey guys!


 No.1096093

>>1096092

how's it been, jonny boy


 No.1096094

when is someone good coming back


 No.1096095

>>1096093

Life is good, I finally moved out.

What's up witchu Ben, I presume.


 No.1096096

>>1096095

just an anon, ben went to bed i think

good to hear things are going well


 No.1096097

Whenever I'm feeling particularly tired and unable to sleep I think back to the late nights of shitposting with the boyz.


 No.1096098

im watchin the godfather


 No.1096099

>>1096098

I introduced my Nana to Shameless today, she's hooked.


 No.1096100

File: 0cde65dfb6030df⋯.jpg (111.96 KB, 943x960, 943:960, IMG_1030.JPG)

Okay I'm going to sleep now.


 No.1096101

>>1096100

>kylo

>a top

o i am laffin


 No.1096102

post bixnoodfish kylo


 No.1096103

prediction for the next namefag that shows up: megane


 No.1096104

why do all 2 bedroom apartments have one bedroom that sucks dick compared to the other?


 No.1096105

>>1096103

please no


 No.1096106


 No.1096107

File: 965f82bef7baf5e⋯.jpg (172.67 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20180110091903_1.jpg)

when u beat a boss that automatically ends your turn every 12 cards you play (carrying over between turns, even) and gets stronger when he does it while u have a deck where u play cards endlessly to do tons of chip damage


 No.1096108

File: cb23bad75162ec7⋯.jpg (126.52 KB, 1000x1180, 50:59, 1507180284209.jpg)

i love my gf


 No.1096109

i love mine more, and it helps shes real and not a cartoon


 No.1096110

Sako's Job status: Never applied due to lack of laundry detergent

Sako's education status: Still a dropout with no GED, has given up learning japanese, can't drive

Sako's GF status: Doesn't exist and doesn't love him back

Sako's taste: actually disgusting


 No.1096111

>>1096110

i can tell without even looking that this is khan

its too personal to be anyone else


 No.1096112

you're just mad because you're angry


 No.1096113

>>1096112

yeah and people die when they are killed, what's your point


 No.1096114

my point is you're a loser lol


 No.1096115

dogs eat dog food


 No.1096116

>>1096115

they eat people food sometimes too


 No.1096117

hes not good at this

if he wants to rile me up he should try actual real personal attacks and not bad memes


 No.1096118

File: 05dbfeba032496c⋯.jpg (397.36 KB, 827x1223, 827:1223, 1493589175278.jpg)


 No.1096119

*personally attacks socks*


 No.1096120


 No.1096121

more like, sucks


 No.1096122

socks

you know, socks?


 No.1096123

>>1096121

more like cucks


 No.1096124

khans obsession with me is creepy


 No.1096125

>>1096123

more like ducks


 No.1096126

>>1096122

that one of your discnig fuckbuddies?


 No.1096127

>>1096030

myoglobin

not blood


 No.1096128

>>1096126

it's sako

socks


 No.1096129

>>1096128

more like sucks


 No.1096130

veef's feed and seed (formerly sako's)


 No.1096131

File: 9d0c773a9041e6a⋯.png (1001.55 KB, 1920x1132, 480:283, 🚨 , 😈🇵🇷 , ❌💸ℹ️ , ⬇️⛲️🎸⛴ , ….png)

File: 13b57d6ca5d7c18⋯.png (701.69 KB, 1920x1146, 320:191, μονιτορ ιμαγε θανΧσ βε το ….png)

File: 7ca44c10e8e8b21⋯.png (615.07 KB, 1920x1136, 120:71, μονιτορ ιμαγε θανΧσ βε το ….png)

File: 38871f529cd96bf⋯.png (677.37 KB, 1920x1136, 120:71, μονιτορ ιμαγε θανΧσ βε το ….png)

., ψυερτο ριχο ισ συξ α βαΔ ιΔεα , θε ρυησελ ψροω , χορινθ θε υξιυν φρομ " Γρεεχε " ' αθενσ ' ωασ μισιντερψρετεΔ , θατ μανυ ψεοψλε ηατε ψυερτο ριχο , εφεν γοΧινγ αβουτ ψυερτο ριχο χαν ανγερ ψεοψλε ιντο μεμοριεσ λοστ το ηατρεΔ ψυερτο ριχο ισ στυψιΔ ενουγη το βε ωιθ βλυε " χοββλεστονε " νεαρ θειρ οχεανσιΔε ΔοχΧσ ανΔ σαυ θατ ισ ωορλΔ φαμουσ , φορ ψεοψλε το ταλΧ αβουτ , ανΔ σηοω υψ το λεαρν αβουτ , εφεν γαμαιχα ισ μορε χονχερνεΔ αβοθτ αλχοηολισμ , ψυερτο ριχο ισ λιΧε θε ωορσε οφ νορωαυ , ανΔ γαμαιχα ισ σωεΔεν συψερ σχαρεΔ ψυερτο ριχο εξιστσ ανΔ χουλΔ σψρεαΔ βλυε " χοββλεστονε " νεαρ θε οχεανσιΔε ΔοχΧσ ον α τινυ ισλανΔ λεφελ βαΔ ιΔεασ θατ εφεν ιρελανΔ ΔεμανΔσ ενγλανΔ το νεφερ γοΧε το θεμ αβουτ ηοω στυψιΔ ηατινγ ανΔ λιφινγ ιν ονε ψλαχε χαν βε , ανΔ εφεν θε σχοτλανΔ ψεοψλε Δενυ ψυερτο ριχο εξιστσ ουρ οφ " σηεερ " ραγε , θευ ηαΔ ψεοψλε Διε ατ ψυερτο ριχο ωιθ χοχονυτσ τιεΔ το θειρ στομαξσ , φεμαλεσ ωιθ εξψενσιφε χλοθινγ θατ σιμψλυ ηατεΔ ψυερτο ριχο ενουγη το Διε ον ψυερτο ριχο θατ σαρχαστιχ το αλωαυσ φοργετ ανΔ ηατε ρεμεμβερινγ ψυερτο ριχο εξιστσ , ανΔ γρατιτυΔε φορ ανυ ψεαχεφυλ φιρτυε βε το Θε Δελτα-Διφινιτυ ,.


 No.1096132

>>1096131

who the fuck are you? why are you posting here, on an english board, instead of on a greek board?

fuck off.


 No.1096133

File: cefe059aa217939⋯.png (47.71 KB, 675x808, 675:808, α ε χ ι ο λ ψ σ ω ξ υ ζ , ….png)

>>1096132

., νο , σηε ΔιεΔ , ' συψερ μοιστ ' , ηερ γηοστ ισ ωιθιν ηομεστυχΧ , υου αρε αν ανγρυ ιριση , σαΔ , ψυερτο ριχο εξιστσ , ΘανΧσ βε το Θε Δελτα-Διφινιτυ , ανΔ ψλεασε , αφοιΔ τρουβλε ,.


 No.1096134

>>1096133

again, ENGLISH


 No.1096135

ive actually never seen anyone speak greek online before


 No.1096136

>>1096135

greeks dont have internet, they're like cavemen


 No.1096137

cant pay denbts, cant pay internet bills

sad!


 No.1096138

also unless 8chan or chrome istaking letters away thats entirely gibberish, according to google translate


 No.1096139

google translate gives 2 suggestions for thatl ast post

>....................................,...............................

or

>., No., SIE DieD, 'sypser moist', HEP giost eq oithin iomestychCh, YoY APE if angry IRIS, HRC psyerto richo exists, ThanChs bgl the subject Delta-Difinity, ANS pslease, afoiD trouvle.


 No.1096140

>reminder that manlytears spent time actually playing second life and got doxxed by a 16 year old furry kid he wanted to fuck and lost all of his earnings

leol


 No.1096141

>>1096140

>lost all of his earnings

like, second life earnings or real life moneydollars


 No.1096142

>>1096141

i mean

i doubt he had any real earnings he was still living with his dad

apparently the kid got into all his accounts and stuff becaquse they all used the same password


 No.1096143

>>1096142

second life is weird, one of the only times i played i went into a bank and the manager walked up to me asking if i needed anything

like wtf why do you have a real ass bank w/ staff in videogameland


 No.1096144

figured out how to force restock the hidden chest that corresponds to eorlund greymane's store inventory


 No.1096145

File: 1fd0fd877a8adfb⋯.png (2.04 MB, 1680x1050, 8:5, ri'saad.png)

i also figured out why ri'saad no longer travels with a group of khajit


 No.1096146

>still no Natsuiro High School: Seishun Hakusho english localisation


 No.1096147

wan gf...... need gf.....


 No.1096148

File: 066f75cc1677be2⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 80.16 KB, 669x1004, 669:1004, BB14_- _Dan.jpg)


 No.1096149

File: 567afe2c5d2cc2f⋯.jpg (170.99 KB, 750x1171, 750:1171, 567afe2c5d2cc2f817c4303f7f….jpg)


 No.1096150

File: e787b6328aed035⋯.jpg (133.52 KB, 1240x1169, 1240:1169, Naughty girls.jpg)

File: 14e9e0db7fb4caa⋯.jpg (192.36 KB, 1769x2048, 1769:2048, poptepic.jpg)


 No.1096151

File: 3b237a66de1d096⋯.jpg (38.71 KB, 720x480, 3:2, 1515390880883.jpg)


 No.1096152

>>1096140

When did this happen?


 No.1096153

>>1096152

idk i saw about it on /v/


 No.1096154

>>1096153

There’s a thread up about him right now actually. Apparently he’s scared to go to the barber and tried to cut his own hair.


 No.1096155

File: 44d643ecb19ffd5⋯.jpg (371.07 KB, 1280x1836, 320:459, hotaru 2.jpg)

>>1096110

aw did he actually give up learning japanese?


 No.1096156

File: ac6ce08bcfe32a4⋯.png (1.89 MB, 1528x2136, 191:267, 1515032730490.png)


 No.1096157

today i woke up with a nosebleed

lepic

very lepic


 No.1096158

File: b7a9396fbf7d18d⋯.jpg (328.87 KB, 1491x1227, 497:409, 1514488588923.jpg)

me on the left


 No.1096159

>>1096158

*body swaps with you captain ginyu style*


 No.1096160


 No.1096161

File: 4c31ef311ad8d74⋯.jpg (649.6 KB, 992x1403, 992:1403, hoshiguma yuugi and mizuha….jpg)

>>1096160

good to hear


 No.1096162

khan is just a pathetic tool that needs to swing his e-peen around on hsg


 No.1096163

my ear still hurts

i hope it isn't infected


 No.1096164

File: b07cdb91beb9663⋯.png (1.98 MB, 2225x1600, 89:64, 1515546826524.png)

File: 1fd8ed189e49d62⋯.png (875.05 KB, 1114x1600, 557:800, 1515546907541.png)

File: 1cfcf8d4a001826⋯.png (755.98 KB, 1114x1600, 557:800, 1515546971966.png)

File: 57b942a2b5102fa⋯.png (404.25 KB, 1114x1600, 557:800, 1515547059508.png)

yeah boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


 No.1096165


 No.1096166

hello


 No.1096167

is it me you're looking for


 No.1096168

>>1096166

the batoto admin guy's post seems really depressing, couldn't he have gotten someone else to handle it?

anyway for 'normal' sites there are mangahere and kissmanga, though you should probably have some noscript stuff for kissmanga


 No.1096169

99.99% of my manga reading over the past like 4 years has been on a manga app on my tablet though so I only really use the actual sites to post images from


 No.1096170

inchelada


 No.1096171

it only gets cold here after i want it to get cold

i want it to get cold from like late october to early january and it's probably going to be cold until march

though it's really inconsistent too it goes from 50 to 85 the next day


 No.1096172

File: cd35580b680a18b⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.05 MB, 1392x737, 1392:737, ClipboardImage.png)

for: sponge

from: le me

(nobody else click please)


 No.1096173

>>1096168

yeah but like

its effort to go through all 239 things i follow and chaff the wheat


 No.1096174

the sun ehre rises past 8 am

its fucked

sun rise in new york today was almost an hour earlier than it was here


 No.1096175

>>1096173

just ignore the shit you don't want to when you move providers, that's what i did


 No.1096176

>>1096175

no but like

i dont recal whats being translated whats been dropped whats over all that shit

like

any effort, even making a list of like 10 i wanna continue up with is like

man i dont wanna bother


 No.1096177

>they let a brap fetishist write the new star wars novel

the eu died for poot boners


 No.1096178

i waste all my additional "slight effort" allowances on stuff like gong to the market, cooking, dishes


 No.1096179

base brapposters taking over the world


 No.1096180

i think i lost the chopsticks that came with this bowl i got for christmas


 No.1096181

File: 2473d62091b4024⋯.png (1.37 MB, 1524x666, 254:111, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1096179

are brapposters the next furries


 No.1096182

>>1096181

what the fuck am i reading

this can't be real


 No.1096183

if homestuck is the ulysses of the internet what's Hussie's equivalent to the brap letters


 No.1096184

princess leia in the slave dress was a sexual icon of the 80's

poe dameron omega-brapping is the 2018 equivalent


 No.1096185

File: 5228fca5a6eacdc⋯.gif (85.35 KB, 550x100, 11:2, becspeak.gif)

File: 5228fca5a6eacdc⋯.gif (85.35 KB, 550x100, 11:2, becspeak.gif)

File: 5228fca5a6eacdc⋯.gif (85.35 KB, 550x100, 11:2, becspeak.gif)

File: 5228fca5a6eacdc⋯.gif (85.35 KB, 550x100, 11:2, becspeak.gif)

File: 5228fca5a6eacdc⋯.gif (85.35 KB, 550x100, 11:2, becspeak.gif)


 No.1096186

>>1096183

Team S_O


 No.1096187

>70 degrees in my room

im fucking melting why is it so hot


 No.1096188

File: 0399f2a3795bc39⋯.jpg (88.39 KB, 486x554, 243:277, IMG_0816.JPG)


 No.1096189

>>1096172

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>1096181

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


 No.1096190

>>1096188

stop

shipping

memes


 No.1096191

>>1096188

this is really bad


 No.1096192

>>1096187

'cause you're hot, guuuurl


 No.1096193

wonk... wonk never changes...


 No.1096194

File: aae30951f5f043c⋯.png (3.2 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

ben, figure this one out (no cheating or i kill)

i'm stuck


 No.1096195

File: 1ce374cb4dd459a⋯.png (283.21 KB, 379x1063, 379:1063, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1096196

>>1096181

>JOIN THE RESISTANCE


 No.1096197

File: 9bfb8448a00629b⋯.png (324.62 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1096198


 No.1096199

File: d78c204493c9703⋯.png (955.75 KB, 1280x1216, 20:19, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1096200

>>1096190

>>1096191

arent they gay


 No.1096201

File: 0b5788273322440⋯.png (407.19 KB, 686x762, 343:381, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1096202

File: c31d13e48ea6a3c⋯.png (340.21 KB, 869x1087, 869:1087, ClipboardImage.png)

me@dark souls 3


 No.1096203

why does wonk have to ruin everything


 No.1096204

>>1096203

because you let him


 No.1096205

>>1096200

no

they're whatever the joke calls for them to be


 No.1096206

im not ruining anything

it's not like i drew any of this stuff


 No.1096207

File: 37c1fe198ae73e7⋯.png (273.33 KB, 697x1227, 697:1227, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1096208

>>1096206

you're posting it and making me look at it because i can't fucking filter you


 No.1096209

>>1096208

you might be onto something here


 No.1096210

File: 47496c175880a34⋯.png (261.12 KB, 540x716, 135:179, ClipboardImage.png)

File: d19155c7d35991b⋯.png (282.93 KB, 540x743, 540:743, ClipboardImage.png)

i just think they're neat


 No.1096211

File: 04f97d1ec24e6b3⋯.png (61.98 KB, 519x502, 519:502, ClipboardImage.png)

>the vault-tex rep would have been a more compelling main character in fallout 4

huh

neat idea i think


 No.1096212

File: 308a68cf9914ffc⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 859.51 KB, 1400x1100, 14:11, 66740047_p0.png)

名物ストマックシェイク


 No.1096213

>>1096212

gotta make sure her last meal is ice cream, milk, bananas, and strawberries


 No.1096215

File: 729f5dfc0913857⋯.png (103.17 KB, 800x1000, 4:5, 53193840_p1.png)

wonk


 No.1096216


 No.1096217

File: 6fe6cb9d5279f15⋯.png (847.29 KB, 1228x1359, 1228:1359, 66698345_p0.png)


 No.1096218

File: 70be471affb56cc⋯.png (1.17 MB, 1200x1700, 12:17, 53193840_p0.png)

BD version


 No.1096219

>>1096213

I don't think socks is into snuff yet

I think he just wants them to be mind broke and in tremendous pain


 No.1096220

>>1096219

im not into anything harder than what leaves bruises or breaks bone in my porn


 No.1096221

>>1096220

," he said, shortly after posting disembowelment porn


 No.1096222

>>1096221

just because i post something doesn't mean i jerk off to it


 No.1096223

File: ee18bd2726ae569⋯.jpg (254.49 KB, 919x1212, 919:1212, group_atte7kusa_poptepipic….jpg)

File: 9659f4ada8aa811⋯.jpg (598.07 KB, 1548x1474, 774:737, group_atte7kusa_poptepipic….jpg)

File: 117f1a4cfcc9ddb⋯.jpg (593.37 KB, 938x1168, 469:584, popuko_atte7kusa_poptepipi….jpg)

File: f4f7155d8ab878a⋯.jpg (195.66 KB, 804x1098, 134:183, popuko_atte7kusa_poptepipi….jpg)

hey wonk is this big epic


 No.1096224

>>1096194

okay, never mind, i finally got it

the answer's stupid as shit


 No.1096225

>>1096219

maybe not, but he captioned it "special stomach shake" so i just added my two cents

>>1096223

why are you like this

just stop


 No.1096226

its epic

poptepipic


 No.1096227

gonna eat a burg today lads


 No.1096228

[in wonk/sako voice] why are you like this


 No.1096229

>>1096223

Ooooh she poptepithicc


 No.1096230

ur all weird idiots


 No.1096231

cletus looking at a little girl: uhhhhh thicc


 No.1096232

>>1096231

Popuko and Pipimi are not for sexual I couldn't resist the pun


 No.1096233

oh I just realized the dude holding popuko in the third one is actually pipimi


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 No.1096235

>>1096228

would it be sank or wonko


 No.1096236

>>1096235

I'd keep sonko away from any children that's for sure


 No.1096237

wanko the clown

it's a clown

with a gun


 No.1096238

his name

IS

SAKO GUNLAD


 No.1096239

i think i have an ear infection


 No.1096240

>>1096161

who's this escaped slavegirl

>>1096194

>not "Sky Pterror"

fuck wizards


 No.1096241

>>1096181

massively epic


 No.1096242

social media forcing ass-eating into being a mainstream fetish was actually a psyops by elite mastermind brapposters

now they're just one step away from hollywood giving them all the resounding pootaroots they could ever desire


 No.1096243

"who is this"

he asks when the characters are in the file name


 No.1096244

File: 4e1a699bcde2851⋯.jpg (103.08 KB, 1174x1200, 587:600, what the fucky, gamestop.jpg)

>gamestop tweeted this

>then deleted it


 No.1096245

like i said

rev is the kind of guy to go into a jav thread on /gif/ and then ask for the video code when the source is in the file name


 No.1096246

>>1096243

its

rev


 No.1096247

pick my civ

America

England

Germany

Japan

Rome


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 No.1096252

>>1096247

america


 No.1096255

File: de2e2689e46bf92⋯.png (290.26 KB, 1344x2791, 1344:2791, why.png)


 No.1096265

File: e2905ac7d1fff5f⋯.jpg (1.07 MB, 900x1267, 900:1267, hoshifuri sosogu, pipimi, ….jpg)

I'm excited for more hoshiiro girldrop personally




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