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File: 9b9711f385016f6⋯.jpg (64.15 KB, 540x404, 135:101, 9b9711f385016f65e8bc56134e….jpg)

 No.1095536

>>1095662

actual old since we didn't use this one for a day or so

old: >>1094767

Post last edited at

 No.1095541

File: c2fe37e09b8a670⋯.png (118.43 KB, 424x620, 106:155, 1515086863327.png)


 No.1096986

File: 351debc466c8312⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 209.78 KB, 595x870, 119:174, BB14_-_Dan.jpg)


 No.1096988

grant why is gheesling so epic


 No.1096989

oh great, people are still trying to find "the gay gene"

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-017-15736-4


 No.1096990


 No.1096991

File: 7605bc3743d372d⋯.jpg (6.67 KB, 208x154, 104:77, Boniface_IV.jpg)


 No.1096992

>>1095662

actual old since we didn't use this one

>>1096989

haven't they actually found "the dick-loving gene" that's in gays and women


 No.1096994

NITW is not a platformer, it's a walking simulator with minigames

you should not expect some kind of challenging final level


 No.1096995

warrior of kek


 No.1096996

>>1096994

then the game should not have the npcs crowd around while you use your magical ability to climb things like its a triumphant moment


 No.1096997

>>1096993

that's less effort but that's still opening 25+ images, then c+ping 5 into a post and then repeating that 5 or more times and that's still way too much effort


 No.1096999

>>1096997

yeah

i feel u


 No.1097000

>>1096999

to be fair you think pretty much anything is too much effort, in my experience


 No.1097001

File: 4cd069b128e80f0⋯.jpg (47.79 KB, 500x500, 1:1, testimonial-avatar-brian-4….jpg)


 No.1097002

File: b2529520556b0a9⋯.png (257.15 KB, 640x480, 4:3, vlcsnap-2017-09-22-12h35m2….png)

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 No.1097005

File: 2d1f7bd4cc3664e⋯.png (3.89 MB, 1248x1920, 13:20, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1097001

that's not even really an insult or anything it's just you seem really unenthused to do much about a lot of things

and i'm partially the same way but my threshold for fuck it is just not as low


 No.1097006

File: 8c7f8eac05b9004⋯.png (293.85 KB, 849x756, 283:252, pus hTHIS.png)

ah yes

I can now share extremely important information with my clients directly

perfect


 No.1097007

>>1097006

nice

what is it though


 No.1097008

>>1097006

>>1097007

it's nepeta's ass

what's the actual text block for it


 No.1097011

>>1097005

i just want to live a peaceful plant like life

until i arbitrarily dont, and then do whatever i feel without thinking, uin til i return to my original state


 No.1097012


 No.1097013

>>1097008

I'd paste it but it's rich text so it's like a billion syntax characters and it wouldn't parse here at all


 No.1097014

>>1097013

okay but what is it actually a screenshot of


 No.1097015

>>1097013

drop it on pastebin or something


 No.1097016

File: 6e15175ae42465c⋯.png (65.97 KB, 380x334, 190:167, ClipboardImage.png)

vore the rich


 No.1097017

grant can you edit the op to link it to the actual last thread


 No.1097018

i read the stupid god tier trans thing and i regret it


 No.1097019

>>1097017

i dont wanna log in right now, its fine


 No.1097020

if you got over homestuck maybe you'd manage to connect with the point of nitw


 No.1097021

>>1097016

america: a mistake?


 No.1097022


 No.1097023

>>1097020

>its not bad you just dont get it


 No.1097024


 No.1097025

>>1097018

i stopped at got tiger and gave up at reading it


 No.1097026

post the original nep


 No.1097027

>>1097023

>>1097022

play the game


 No.1097028

>>1097024

holy shit


 No.1097029

>>1097027

maybe, but explain your post first


 No.1097030

*draws Dave like he's an Osomatsu character*


 No.1097031

>>1097027

>its not bad you just havent played it


 No.1097032

File: ec97cfd09a2c37c⋯.png (21.93 KB, 598x712, 299:356, 1438105878767-2.png)


 No.1097033

>>1097032

neat nep


 No.1097034


 No.1097035

>>1097029

it would spoil the climax of the game


 No.1097036

night in the woods is a bad "game"


 No.1097037

unity ass


 No.1097038


 No.1097039

>>1097031

>this game is bad, i know because i havent played it


 No.1097040

the point of nitw is: fuck the police and rich people


 No.1097041

lads is there a sjw among us...........


 No.1097042

im rich and i like the police

but i also did when i had like, 20 bux to my name


 No.1097043

>>1097040

both admirable goals


 No.1097044

>>1097039

i have played it lad

its bad, the cultist at the end were stupid, bea was cool though


 No.1097045

>>1097040

good points, well made


 No.1097046

>>1097025

yeah

it had that specific quality to it that always prevented me from enjoying fan fiction

where the characters are just vessels for the author to act out a certain situation, and then the author just adds enough identifiable characteristics to those vessels to present them as existing characters

you could replace vriska and dave with literally anyone, because it isn't a comic about vriska and dave. it's a comic about two trans people being mopey, and the author dressed them up as homestuck characters to make dumb fans care.


 No.1097047

>>1097046

reminds me of those pancakestein comics that used to be pretty popular


 No.1097048

cars cost too much and i dont want to go over 7000 euros


 No.1097049

i see you've taken a liking to belgarath


 No.1097050

you know what games are good

nuclear throne and slay the spire


 No.1097051

>>1097044

thats fair then


 No.1097052

>>1096923

where is this from


 No.1097053

>>1097050

yes

maybe


 No.1097054

know what game is good

pubg


 No.1097055

File: 7d751155697c4aa⋯.jpg (79.99 KB, 692x577, 692:577, 1514663592195.jpg)

>i will never have another good nuclear throne daily

>im bad now and top scores are like 10 fucking thousand


 No.1097056

File: 8a512b7885fb0b6⋯.gif (105.39 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 02074.gif)


 No.1097057

>>1097050

i saw some medical video recently and when i went on one of his others it was him giving a really intense explanation of why he doesn't do nuclear throne videos anymore

it was weird, like just walk away from the screen nigga haha


 No.1097058

i wish i were rich


 No.1097059

File: 5fb84839de48f0e⋯.jpg (44.97 KB, 541x720, 541:720, THOTs will take advantage ….jpg)


 No.1097060


 No.1097061

i've noticed this in the past but i always thought it was funny how shitty those torches look just shoved into the art


 No.1097062

>>1097057

what

who


 No.1097063

File: dcad5e7c593d3c4⋯.png (1.65 MB, 1280x1831, 1280:1831, tumblr_oil4kvq0SE1sjsvz2o1….png)


 No.1097064

>>1097059

de qween!


 No.1097065

>>1097063

nice art


 No.1097066

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>>1097062

this guy


 No.1097067

Greetings from games. Long time viewer, fourth time viewer. I am donating because my frames has died from viewer.


 No.1097068

Another great day of AGDQ. Love working my childhood Germany get destroyed. Money goes to donate the animal, view the cancer.


 No.1097069

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

this guy's done some good nt videos

i think this is a compiliation of all of the intros he's done for his WRs


 No.1097070

Had to kill during this run. Put my money towards kill the Germany. Lets kick cancer's butt!


 No.1097071

>>1097063

perfect shoes


 No.1097072

>>1097069

horheristo used to be like, the top player

then i stopped following the game for a year and idk if he still does

the only nuclear throne "content creators" i watched either dont play or just do twitch streams not uploaded to youtube anymore, which is fine i guess. but sometimes i wanna watch it cause of how simple it is


 No.1097073

kill the skin fang meme


 No.1097074


 No.1097075

>>1097073

I never understood what the hell the point of that was


 No.1097076


 No.1097077

so someone's got to have spoiled what you get for winning getting over it by now right


 No.1097078

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 No.1097079

>>1097077

i have not heard, no

should i play that, btw


 No.1097080

>>1097041

not a sjw but there's literally nothing wrong with seizing the means of production


 No.1097081

>>1097078

In a Kotaku video where Bennet Foddy plays this game, he said he doesn't consider this the real ending. The real ending is riding the snake


 No.1097082

>>1097081

ah, yes, the snake that returns you to the beginning.


 No.1097083

>>1097078

that was really stupid

not even like like "haha nice joke" stupid it was lame


 No.1097084

File: 3cc189c683b0680⋯.jpg (81.53 KB, 369x577, 369:577, hinata.jpg)


 No.1097085

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

THREAD THEME


 No.1097086

guys

hey


 No.1097087

>>1097086

mixing it up a little huh


 No.1097088

File: eb309ba51baa918⋯.jpeg (107.83 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, d55667d5529b3b287eca13bf2….jpeg)


 No.1097089

MERY-OH GANGAM STYLE


 No.1097090

these people named son better be in their respective areas I'm not going across the entire world to find a goron named son


 No.1097091

oh nevermind they're right here

i thought i had already talked to this person


 No.1097092

*has vietnam flashbacks to vfan posting about grant's singing penis*


 No.1097093

>>1097092

i dont remember this

mainly i just remember the bee movie script and milking boys


 No.1097094

I liked when veef tried to spam gore and bestiality

But she'd have to put in a captcha every time so it was just a really slow trickle that did nothing and offended no one


 No.1097095

i would sacrifice you to the dark gods to bring vfan back


 No.1097096

>>1097094

>But she'd have to put in a captcha every time

this was always my favourite part about her spam


 No.1097097

File: 49d832d2c67883c⋯.png (1.42 MB, 1100x739, 1100:739, venuss.png)

>>1097093

its burnt into my mind because while she was doing it, i was imagining this painting but with grant in the middle and a worm dick coming out crotch, screaming


 No.1097098

Remember when vfan pretended she was that lollipop ho

kek


 No.1097100

that trans speedrun pic but lollipop!vfan is 100% and lollipop!bsb is any%


 No.1097101

File: 66835501c8a52d5⋯.png (1.46 MB, 1437x870, 479:290, sweet trunks and hella gok….png)

we were watching dragon ball gt the other day and trunks made a sbahj mouth


 No.1097102


 No.1097103

remember good ending vfan and how mad it made her


 No.1097104

there are over 9000 sbahj mouths in dragonball (thumbs up + retweet if you get the reference)


 No.1097105

File: 52459c9b09de411⋯.jpg (123.22 KB, 1037x1037, 1:1, always remember.jpg)


 No.1097106

my favorite vfan meltdown is when she wrote an essay about how we should all move to a board where she's admin


 No.1097107


 No.1097108

I just wanted to be your friend

AND YOU TORE ME APAAAART


 No.1097109

bad news: mcdonalds here has no dollar menu

good news: its got a fuck ton of different sauces including a pretty good curry sauce

badder news: its more expensive than manhattan mcdonalds


 No.1097110


 No.1097111

>>1097104

the reference is "over 6000" you cretin


 No.1097112

>>1097109

does it have [rick sanchez voice] szechuan sauce


 No.1097113

>>1097110

skyrim


 No.1097114

>>1097103

>remember good ending vfan

what


 No.1097115

i remember nothing about vfan except a my brain giving a vague "annoying idiot" response


 No.1097116

>>1097115

lucky you


 No.1097117

>>1097116

sometimes a bad brain is a good blessing


 No.1097118

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1097119


 No.1097120

>President Trump grew frustrated with lawmakers Thursday in the Oval Office when they floated restoring protections for immigrants from Haiti, El Salvador and African countries as part of a bipartisan immigration deal, according to two people briefed on the meeting.

>“Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?” Trump said, according to these people, referring to African countries and Haiti. He then suggested that the United States should instead bring more people from countries like Norway, whose prime minister he met Wednesday.

epic if true


 No.1097121

File: 6d3c26b88f84085⋯.png (1.3 MB, 1280x1280, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

i promise you these are trollcall trolls and not just vriska and kanaya, but somehow gayer


 No.1097122

>>1097121

you cannot convince me that isnt just kanaya and vriska


 No.1097123

>>1097120

yeah just like he said all nigerians live in huts love these anonymous insider sources


 No.1097124

the absolute state of WPS' creative team


 No.1097125

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1097126

stop fucking posting hiveswap or else


 No.1097127

File: 6bcd0f542b211e6⋯.png (84.96 KB, 647x440, 647:440, 7f0.png)


 No.1097128

i just discovered that 'clamato' (clam + tomato) juice is a thing

dear god, why


 No.1097129

surgeon simulator is pretty fun, its a shame the trump dlc is gonna age like milk


 No.1097130

>>1097127

kek, u browse knowyourmeme too? shadilay!


 No.1097131

>>1097030

*draws karamatsu dave*


 No.1097132

>>1097128

oh man you are in for a wild ride if that's new to you


 No.1097133

>>1097129

>its a shame the trump dlc is gonna age like milk

like every dlc it has? they're all memes


 No.1097134

wonder what that guy that shouted pepe at the hillary rally is doing right now

>>1097133

fair point


 No.1097135

redpill me on the vr meme


 No.1097136

>>1097135

you're either strapping a cell phone to your head or strapping a $700 cell phone screen to your head

literally just a marketing meme


 No.1097137

>>1097135

wait 3-5 years, the "games" will be better and the hardware cheaper


 No.1097138

>>1097135

imagine ugandan knuckles but in 3d


 No.1097139

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.1097140

File: 35740a81e450f51⋯.png (383.39 KB, 600x792, 25:33, 66718771_p7.png)

>When you fly over the entire labyrinth


 No.1097141

i tried this with the other labyrinth but i didn't find the exit

maybe i just fucked something up though


 No.1097142

>>1097132

would like to get off this wild ride now please


 No.1097143

File: fc5e33f971324c5⋯.jpg (136.14 KB, 800x1261, 800:1261, 【すけべ絵】ドラゴンボールのブルマ(初期)。ドラゴン….jpg)


 No.1097144

File: 160171625872567⋯.png (376.2 KB, 640x396, 160:99, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1097073

you mean like this?


 No.1097145


 No.1097146

>>1097145

>4th pic

aaah!


 No.1097147

I can't wait until proud Haitian chefs diversify our white taste buds with their classic dish "literally a disk of dried mud and clay"


 No.1097148

>>1097144

it's so stupid and ugly i hate it


 No.1097149

https://scrungusbungus.tumblr.com/

it's the knuckles memelord himself


 No.1097150

which should i play

bloodborne or gravity rush 2


 No.1097151

>>1097150

bloodborne


 No.1097152

>>1097150

Bubsy 3d


 No.1097153

File: 94a43ebdfafc8f1⋯.png (329.97 KB, 774x929, 774:929, tumblr_p2a29pq1hY1qlu9j7o1….png)


 No.1097154

>>1097150

Aero the Acro-Bat


 No.1097155

>i've found 61 korok seeds

>there are 900


 No.1097156

how do i get rid of the autism that prevents me from replaying a game


 No.1097157

File: 861dbd164f319f7⋯.gif (1.88 MB, 480x270, 16:9, __araragi_karen_bakemonoga….gif)

File: 548ff95a89a8da0⋯.gif (749.35 KB, 500x282, 250:141, __araragi_karen_monogatari….gif)

File: 46d56c635cb7f9f⋯.webm (2.29 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, __araragi_karen_monogatar….webm)


 No.1097158

>>1097156

same question asking for a friend


 No.1097159

stop posting bad anime


 No.1097160

File: cef8f72eec2cbd8⋯.png (435.03 KB, 720x527, 720:527, vlcsnap-2017-09-08-11h19m3….png)


 No.1097161

>>1097159

monogatari is good, actually

it's even getting another season soon


 No.1097162

Around Cardassians

Never relax-ians


 No.1097163

>>1097161

it's bad


 No.1097164

File: facf7a583d51e96⋯.gif (1.4 MB, 500x334, 250:167, 1423285439744.gif)

>>1097163

tastelet


 No.1097165

File: 1b7ab1b7b2b1fdd⋯.png (453.08 KB, 720x527, 720:527, vlcsnap-2017-09-12-19h54m4….png)

>>1097164

THOT BE GONE


 No.1097166

tfw no dom gf


 No.1097167

I'm on my phone in a restaurant but someone should post the A Wyatt Mann comic about anime brainwashing American kids

And then imagine I posted

>anime

next to it


 No.1097168

File: 48e79696be3f905⋯.png (402.81 KB, 720x527, 720:527, vlcsnap-2017-09-12-19h53m5….png)


 No.1097169

>>1097167

uhhh anime is based nippon anti sjw sex rekt libtards honorary aryans xD


 No.1097170

File: 83037716866412f⋯.gif (836.17 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1509813740406.gif)


 No.1097171

got a haircut from an iranian grandma today

i asked her if she got to see her family every once in awhile and she got real quiet and said not in 14 years and that she didn't know if they were still alive

lol


 No.1097172

>>1097171

that's not funny


 No.1097173

name my bloodborne character


 No.1097174

File: 18a6868eac31b25⋯.png (5.58 KB, 177x128, 177:128, you can't wosh away the me….png)


 No.1097175


 No.1097176

>>1097173

bussybuster


 No.1097177

>>1097173

le me :)


 No.1097178

>>1097173

plague doctor eri


 No.1097179


 No.1097180


 No.1097181

File: 56f601fd1143848⋯.png (499.22 KB, 720x527, 720:527, vlcsnap-2018-01-11-15h50m5….png)

>>1097170

>you shouldn't smoke, miss


 No.1097182

File: a4e142ee3a417e6⋯.jpg (908.06 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [Commie] Monogatari Series….jpg)

File: 365e6fce3900dee⋯.jpg (832.94 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [Commie] Monogatari Series….jpg)

monogatari is good but the books are better imho


 No.1097183

what weapons did you main in bloodborne hsg

i used the kirkhammer with the handcannon


 No.1097184

*presses the button that kills all fans of harem anime*


 No.1097185

File: 789b0a30b9aea41⋯.png (517.83 KB, 720x527, 720:527, vlcsnap-2018-01-11-15h53m2….png)


 No.1097186

>IN TR0DUCIng THE new TROLLFREIND

Smohke Daweed


 No.1097187

>>1097183

ludwig's holy blade

look, it was day 1, i didn't know i wasn't allowed


 No.1097188

>>1097187

casual scum

i somehow completely missed ludwig's holy blade in my playthrough or i probably would have used it too


 No.1097189

My Ghanan suite mate in my first year of college sounds like knuckles

I wonder what that guy was up to

He sucked ass at vidya


 No.1097190

>>1097188

i should replay bb at some point

fucking love that game


 No.1097191

>>1097189

probably not chuckling

he'd rather flex his muscles


 No.1097192

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1097193

i wonder if botw 100% speedruns exist

how would you remember all 900 korok spots


 No.1097194

>>1097193

there are some 100% speedruns that last literally for days

i bet there are at least some 100% runners for botw


 No.1097195


 No.1097196

>>1097194

Star Ocean 4 100% is hundreds of hours


 No.1097197


 No.1097198

File: 367e0d3f22d00d0⋯.jpg (123.51 KB, 800x1188, 200:297, gats.jpg)


 No.1097199

>>1097193

You don't need to find all 900 to get all inventory slots


 No.1097200

>>1097199

Do you not understand what 100% means clet.


 No.1097201

>>1097200

ITS

CLET


 No.1097202

i was gonna stop at 3 wheels but that's the max anyway so sure i guess


 No.1097203

i think cletus may be dumber than rev

rev seems to barely understand the world around him

cletus is just wrong about everything without such an excuse


 No.1097204

sako makes both of them look like geniuses


 No.1097205

atleast he doesn't fuck his cousin


 No.1097206

>>1097205

there are numerous reasons why I would not do that


 No.1097207

reason 1: can't hear her


 No.1097208

>>1097200

>>1097201

>>1097203

>>1097204

It's still 100% item completion fuckhead


 No.1097209

File: eb32974fc5abc37⋯.png (1.44 MB, 4600x2000, 23:10, mansion 2.png)


 No.1097210

man guardians are a lot weaker than i thought

or maybe i've just avoided them the entire game and now i'm killing them easily because i'm like relatively late game

they seem to have taken a ton of damage from a single arrow

i am wearing the barbarian set i guess but i was expecting them to be more hardy

cutting their legs off and it exploding was v epic though


 No.1097211

>>1097209

>Shia'Hulud

also someone should update that with the current situation


 No.1097212

>>1097208

>didn't get 100% of the items

>it's still 100%

no


 No.1097213

>>1097209

>feferi

>not a puppet being controlled by captain eridan


 No.1097214

File: 73dd1b0a4daa36d⋯.png (598.65 KB, 418x676, 209:338, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1097215

>>1097210

>they seem to have taken a ton of damage from a single arrow

did you get them in the eye?

also the barbarian set makes the game wayyy easier, don't wear that if you want it to be hard. maybe just when you're fighting the silver lynels


 No.1097216

bring

back

indexer


 No.1097217

time to go guardian hunting i guess

>>1097215

Yea i hit them in the eye, and I get that's what you're Supposed To Do but I had assumed they were like a big serious threat, but even if I wasn't using strong weapons it would be taken down in like, maybe 7 arrows? or sowhich is a fair amount of time admittedly but not very tough


 No.1097218

I don't really want it to be hard I was just kind of enjoying there being something in a nintendo game that could push my shit in.

I knew I would eventually kill them it's just that attacking them now they seem weaker than I previously thought, which kind of ruins my epic perception of them from when I first came across one.


 No.1097219

honestly botw is extremely overrated

the game needs like two times more enemies and like at least four times the dungeons

i would say it should've spent another six months or so in development but they needed to sell those nintendo switches!


 No.1097220

>>1097219

by dungeons do you mean the shrines or the divine beasts

because yea the main story is so lack luster they pretty much want you to ignore it for most of the game


 No.1097221

>>1097219

they could have sold those nintendo switches by supporting virtual console


 No.1097222

>>1097218

the lynels are a bigger threat in the late game

guardians are an obstacle for the hero to overcome, they were supposed to become somewhat easy after a point in the game i thought. after being really intimidating early game and all that


 No.1097223

>>1097217

You can reflect their laser blasts with your shield. Doing that kills them in like three hits


 No.1097224

also i just kind of avoided combat for a while but yea the only enemies are moblins, lizalfos, and chuchu

oh and octoroks, fuck them

>>1097223

I don't think I've used any shield at all in the game except during that combat tutorial shrine.


 No.1097225

>>1097221

i very seriously doubt that, but it sucks that vc isn't on the switch

>>1097220

i mean dungeons nigga!!! also fuck the blessing shrines, those are so disappointing. the combat shrines suck too. and even though the divine beasts are supposed to be dungeons i thought they were all short as fuck except for the camel


 No.1097226

File: a3a698f87fbc117⋯.png (70.78 KB, 301x607, 301:607, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1097227

>>1097224

there aren't any darknuts

and dude, it's a zelda game with no insectoid enemies. that fucking blows. that is fucking unepic


 No.1097228

the vvitch was good, but it kind of felt like it was missing something


 No.1097229

>>1097226

extremely epic and accurate at the time


 No.1097230

>>1097228

missing something to connect the two Vs :)


 No.1097231

>>1097226

do you have the full thing


 No.1097232

>>1097219

sponge is right as alys

also the lack of darknuts is extremely unepic


 No.1097233

File: af5135dc67822fc⋯.jpg (35.02 KB, 765x518, 765:518, 123.jpg)


 No.1097234

reminder that hussie mocked autism once


 No.1097235

>>1097234

yes and it was epic


 No.1097236

>>1097233

Don't you mock me you dingaling


 No.1097237

File: fea4ac11feb989b⋯.jpg (36.26 KB, 500x364, 125:91, 1740933 - Homestuck Jade_H….jpg)

>>1097209

Neat, when did my name get edited from what it used to be to my current one?

I didn't know that it ever was

Speaking of, the smutbox is still totally a thing even if it hasn't been touched in about two years.


 No.1097238

>>1097236

holy shit a whining bitch!


 No.1097239

devilman is good


 No.1097240

horsie the ingrate


 No.1097241

>>1097237

that's a really cute picture

who do you think he's giving head too?


 No.1097242

everybody watch the vvitch and tell me what was missing because i can't put my fingy on it


 No.1097243

*fingy-kun, sorry


 No.1097244

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

I FOUND IT

Pelosi was fucking reading from a script

Scalise was supposed to die but he lived, bitch


 No.1097245

>>1097241

filename


 No.1097246


 No.1097247

File: eeb53db98b48d27⋯.jpg (53.88 KB, 633x758, 633:758, 318271da980706f7a18a811c34….jpg)


 No.1097248

>>1097244

Its Rev


 No.1097249

>>1097209

>all these dead trips


 No.1097250

>>1097209

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


 No.1097251

was nick's ass a barafag

I don't remember that


 No.1097252

>sponge and rev both too dumb to read filenames

leol


 No.1097253

>>1097246

delete this post


 No.1097254


 No.1097255

>>1097245

nothing about the image really indicates that though

it could be dave’s trans vagina


 No.1097256

>>1097255

it's part of an image set you fucking retard it's tagged jade for a reason


 No.1097257

File: 6e2c9987601adde⋯.jpg (81.83 KB, 700x979, 700:979, of course that's why rey i….jpg)


 No.1097258

anyway

which homestuck character do you want to vore you


 No.1097259

transgina


 No.1097260


 No.1097261

>>1097257

>know's


 No.1097262

File: 2f451641f71d9cb⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 906.26 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, protein.png)

>>1097258

>>1097261

yeah, I didn't make it, dude


 No.1097263

>>1097262

what the fuck is this


 No.1097264

>>1097256

you know what? i now refuse to interpret that image as anything other than karkat vantas slurping dave strider’s trans gurt


 No.1097265

also sponge is the blood moon supposed to do anything other than respawn enemies

i've had it happen like at least 8 or so times and have noticed nothing


 No.1097266

>>1097263

just a gal who loves horse and a thick mouthful of protein, friendo


 No.1097267

it's not actually horse splooge though is it


 No.1097268

>>1097265

It respawns all weapons, enemies, cut down trees I think etc


 No.1097269

File: b7d266e25422a9e⋯.gif (999.49 KB, 250x251, 250:251, we just don't know.gif)


 No.1097270

>>1097268

warping anywhere respawns trees


 No.1097271

File: 1a64cdbbbc1451f⋯.jpg (31.48 KB, 500x364, 125:91, 1740934 - Homestuck Jade_H….jpg)

>>1097241

just got back

here's the paired image


 No.1097272

sponge is one of the dumbest posters on this board


 No.1097273

>>1097271

>snaggletooth


 No.1097274

>>1097265

yeah, it just means everything is respawing like my gf (cletus) said

isn’t that sorta lame


 No.1097275

>show about that trans girl jazz

>mom started hormone treatment for her pre-puberty to get a more full transition

>but without puberty, her penis is now too small to turn into a vagina

there's some kind of cosmic irony to all this


 No.1097276

File: 64a358fb90df71f⋯.png (7.6 KB, 315x318, 105:106, 2EC6DAD0-9A48-409F-AB27-C6….png)


 No.1097277

>>1097272

not as long as I'm here


 No.1097278

>sponge is dumber than a talking horse

sad


 No.1097279


 No.1097280

>>1097237

well ill be, i didnt actually know you were the smutbox guy until i saw that image

were you the guy who did the foot smut smutbox too?


 No.1097281


 No.1097282

die footfags

begone feetin' cretin


 No.1097283

>>1097275

Kabbalist desert people tend to be the butt of that quite often.

Hopefully it stops being a yuppie consumer trend before more kids end up like that.


 No.1097284

how long until every member of 19 and counting is fired from the show for doing stupid shit?


 No.1097285

File: c96af378d0c86a8⋯.gif (2.94 MB, 872x1080, 109:135, araragi tsukihi_anonymous_….gif)

feet are good


 No.1097286

>>1097283

it won't stop being a yuppie consumer trend

but on the bright side it will mean a whole lot of twink bottoms


 No.1097287

>>1097283

I'd *gladly* replace my bigass dick for a dick too tiny to get SRS on in exchange for skipping male puberty, fuck this thing


 No.1097288

feet are for picking things up when you don't want to bend over


 No.1097289

>corportations get tax cuts

>they start laying people off

*sneaky capitalist smile*


 No.1097290

>>1097287

I'll take it


 No.1097291

>>1097288

accurate


 No.1097292

File: b710d6ec6baa9ec⋯.gif (985.1 KB, 320x240, 4:3, epicnudestuck.gif)


 No.1097293

>>1097267

wouldn't you know


 No.1097294

>>1097288

gorilla mindset


 No.1097295

File: 24c558724a31d2f⋯.png (116.87 KB, 540x540, 1:1, 24c558724a31d2fe325a448963….png)


 No.1097296

>>1097292

rose seems like the kind of character to fuck with you by hanging you over your mouth if she knew you had a vore fetish


 No.1097297


 No.1097298

*a blood moon covers hsg as spongefan and vfan respawn*


 No.1097299

>>1097298

*absorbs them both like majin buu to become the ultimate shitposter*


 No.1097300

>>1097299

you still have to get past me


 No.1097301

>Need all 3 pieces of gerudo outfit to have 1 level of heat resist, can't be upgraded

>The male gerudo outfit has a heat resist on each piece and can be upgrades

fucking fictional misogny........


 No.1097302


 No.1097303

https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/taxes-lower-employment-higher-walmart-announces-raises-bonuses-n836801?cid=public-rss_20180112

>Walmart announces raises and bonuses — then closes some stores

>63 Sam's Club stores across the country — some with no advance notice.


 No.1097304

>>1097303

oh wow who could have seen this coming


 No.1097305

>>1097282

>This was her chance to back out, to make it all undone and prevent imminent disaster. Rose knew this and part of her yelled out to do it, to take the opportunity, to just stop now, run back to her room and start crysturbating furiously and contact a shrink at the same time. But that part of her was now miles away, and no matter how hard it yelled, it was not going to get through to her. Almost immediately, she grabbed one of mom's feet by the ankle with her left hand, brought it to her face and started licking her sole furiously, as she slid her right hand between her thighs, moved it up her skirt and started riding it carelessly.


 No.1097306

>>1097292

ay yo sponge why don't you share your most "epic" pov vore pics


 No.1097307

>>1097296

ooh she absolutely does

and the kind to talk in length about her epic digestive process


 No.1097308

File: f3d713eb05e4ca1⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 369.2 KB, 508x674, 254:337, gorillamode.png)

>>1097294

it's something only the truly intelligent can do.


 No.1097309

>>1097308

why is this a meme now


 No.1097310

>>1097309

what do I look like, a meme connoisseur?


 No.1097311

File: 87bd7b24d2ff47e⋯.jpg (311.68 KB, 1460x772, 365:193, 1515602270191.jpg)


 No.1097312

i checked the vore folder of the smutbox since sponge was talking about it and i found vriska getting eaten by the mayor

what a daring meme


 No.1097313

File: 6de02c9d1c974f6⋯.jpg (50.6 KB, 640x480, 4:3, weeb simpsons.jpg)


 No.1097314

>>1097312

2018 is the year women start getting vored by men


 No.1097315

File: f3b0c09716fdf13⋯.jpeg (1.19 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, 5E29DEDF-8FB3-49E4-98AC-3….jpeg)

File: fe709e095ef52b5⋯.jpeg (123.35 KB, 1600x960, 5:3, 26952966-9100-4C74-B883-8….jpeg)

File: c7f42b3051bb674⋯.jpeg (122.3 KB, 1600x960, 5:3, D8706FAA-2B7D-4D0F-A1C7-A….jpeg)

File: 12964c03ec2d783⋯.jpeg (67.13 KB, 576x1024, 9:16, 51969BF6-BD09-4B77-9447-A….jpeg)

File: b5aaee29602ab76⋯.png (1.39 MB, 750x1334, 375:667, F69E84A0-4107-4A16-BACE-1B….png)


 No.1097316

>>1097305

this is epic


 No.1097317

>>1097315

i feel like the fourth one has bad dental hygiene and shes doing her best to hide it


 No.1097318

>>1097311

interesting how some look like clones of their dads while others don't resemble anyone at all


 No.1097319

>>1097317

you’re probably right, i know she smokes a lot


 No.1097320

>>1097315

nice cavities


 No.1097321

File: 37a3e9494b300e3⋯.jpg (3 MB, 2105x2105, 1:1, 20180111_201520.jpg)

rate my eri

i couldnt find an option to add a purple streak to his hair so i made the whole thing just a mixture


 No.1097322

>>1097321

epic eri


 No.1097323

>>1097321

excellent eri


 No.1097324

>>1097321

nice eri


 No.1097325

eridan asking feferi for a picture of her mouth as an “art reference”


 No.1097326

eri navigating the dreambubbles to find the timeline where feferi is giant


 No.1097327

File: 7ae9ec2efcb047f⋯.png (1.46 MB, 750x1334, 375:667, 2706F205-1E72-4388-B7FB-DA….png)

File: be832fa81034266⋯.png (1.38 MB, 750x1334, 375:667, 91A68053-D4C5-47F2-8FEF-DE….png)

File: d81c14c52b98762⋯.png (644.31 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 8DB5B76D-9640-496F-9290-A6….png)

File: a8fa7a2ca1f36f0⋯.jpeg (1.35 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, BADCCB70-8FA4-46BE-B967-D….jpeg)

File: 54c7762eb53fc96⋯.jpeg (499.15 KB, 3088x2320, 193:145, C4ED07CA-DC52-4210-AF07-5….jpeg)


 No.1097328

sponge jacking it furiously to endoscopy footage


 No.1097329

>>1097328

i’ve done that before


 No.1097330

how long until cameras are inexpensive enough that camgirls will swallow them and upload feeds of their stomach contents


 No.1097331

>>1097330

where the fuck is the gopro that can survive digestion


 No.1097332

Why don't you train to be a dentist, I mean jeez


 No.1097333

porn stars taking that one really, really small camera from spy kids and putting it in their fallopian tubes for the ultimate in impregnation porn detail


 No.1097334

File: 1771e6500ba9cc5⋯.png (862.18 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1097335

>>1097332

boners at work are weird

having a boner every time a client is attractive would be epic yet really awful


 No.1097336

>>1097331

hollow marble encased cameras are entirely possible to create, but their battery life wouldn't be all that good


 No.1097337

>>1097336

if it doesn't last until excretion then what is the point


 No.1097338

File: d3b5b5a0e1d51a9⋯.png (2.69 MB, 2048x2048, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1097339

you could charge them wirelessly

have the girl wear a charging mat on her chest, problem solved


 No.1097340

File: 69526cc3f1fc8e1⋯.jpg (236.38 KB, 1280x1106, 640:553, pick one and only one.jpg)


 No.1097341

>>1097340

glasses are shit


 No.1097342


 No.1097343

>>1097340

H

K is tempting though


 No.1097344


 No.1097345

if E didnt have granny panties on, I'd pick her


 No.1097346

in the future we'll have incredibly advanced cameras that show the egg getting penetrated to finally bring doujins to real life


 No.1097347

>>1097340

i bet K would love choking me and would indulge in all my other epic kinks

J and F are epic too tho


 No.1097348

A, E, and H are the only good choices


 No.1097349

>>1097347

stop going after fatties


 No.1097350

you guys should vote for the /v/gas, the website this year is great


 No.1097351

>>1097349

but they're easy to please and i find certain amounts of pudge very appealing


 No.1097352

File: d50faf775b6f1ee⋯.mp4 (7.22 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 951643105358503936_9516431….mp4)


 No.1097353

>>1097340

D has amazing eyebrows I love her


 No.1097354

I don't think rev voted for trump but he seems to be exactly the kind of person who would with how obsessed he is with every slight hint of a wacko conspiracy


 No.1097355

cletus is going to fall in love with me after i transition


 No.1097356

>>1097340

k is vriska wtf


 No.1097357

vriska wtf


 No.1097358

actually she’s not vriska just like ?????? :)


 No.1097359

if magic were real I could see sponge putting a curse on cletus to turn him into a girl just like in those doujins ben likes


 No.1097360

I'd hope notvriska isn't relevant even in hiveswap but I know even that is asking for too much of this game


 No.1097361

>>1097359

i’m not going to actually use any offensive magic until i’m really good at it


 No.1097362

>>1097355

I thought I was supposed to transition


 No.1097363

>>1097360

she’s going to be extremely relevant

what her real name is is going to be a plot point


 No.1097364

>>1097361

uhhh it's secretly support magic


 No.1097365

>>1097362

we both are


 No.1097366


 No.1097367

>>1097364

i think non consensual support magic count as offensive magic


 No.1097368

>>1097363

god i can actually see it


 No.1097369

>>1097368

i could also see her name actually being vriska and some bullshit about how some trolls have the same names just like humans


 No.1097370

her first name is Naught

Naught Elwurd


 No.1097371

>>1097369

how are names even given to trolls if theyre all born in groups without a real parent that speaks their language


 No.1097372

>>1097371

it's a noise the lusus makes

god do you even have every single bit of lore memorized


 No.1097373

>>1097372

link me the page that says this


 No.1097374

terezi's lusus sure made a lot of noise from inside that egg


 No.1097375

>>1097373

are you really going to make me do this

listen to me

i'm a Home Stuck Expert


 No.1097376

>>1097374

yeah it's not very consistent which only makes it sound more canon


 No.1097377

>>1097375

i dont fully believe you


 No.1097378

>>1097376

no I believe you, just making an epic jab at hussie


 No.1097379

sponge is telling the truth


 No.1097380

also i think someone might even bring up the thing with terezi's lusus in the comic? I don't remember


 No.1097381

>>1097377

okay, who named you? your parents?


 No.1097382

>>1097380

I think terezi's lusus had telepathy or something but then it's basically just the same as being given a name by your parent instead of hearing a noise and taking it as a name


 No.1097383

>>1097381

my parents are humans that use words to communicate and uses things called "names" to label other alive creatures

lususes, on the other hand, are basically animals and dont use a naming system


 No.1097384

>Found a more consistent way to get strikes after like 2 hours


 No.1097385

>being named by your parents

>not being named by the tv


 No.1097386

>>1097383

> are basically animals

they're smart enough to mostly raise kids


 No.1097387

most homonculi in my epic science fantasy setting are named by an officially licensed glorch conglomerate agent specialized in naming those among the expendable classes

last names aren't very important to them because to achieve any sort of clout at all you have to change your last name to Glorch


 No.1097388

>>1097386

so are most mammals


 No.1097389

Karkat is actually named SKREEEEEEEEE HISSSSSSSSSSS but he's embarrassed by it


 No.1097390

>>1097388

most of the lusii aren't very mammalian

also some are implied to be much more intelligent than normal animals


 No.1097391

>>1097390

can they speak english/alternian? can they?


 No.1097392

>>1097391

i'm sure some can

there's a pretty massive variety among them


 No.1097393

homonculi names: epiglottis glorch, teratoma glorch, kidneys glorch, sonotrode glorch, sevenandahalf glorch, integer glorch, oralprolapse glorch, fatberg glorch, etcetera glorch, etc


 No.1097394

karkat knows he's in trouble when crabdad calls him SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


 No.1097395

i hate homestuck but for some reason sponge spouting his dumb fanon as canon upsets me in a way i can't understand


 No.1097396

>>1097391

didn't the mother grub straight up talk to kanaya?


 No.1097397

>>1097395

dude it wasn't my idea

i'm pretty fucking positive it's canon


 No.1097398


 No.1097399

File: 3680a49fc8d52b3⋯.png (72.65 KB, 811x314, 811:314, ClipboardImage.png)

oh also they do have a 100% run for botw and it does involve getting all 900 korok seeds

so suck me pingy, clet


 No.1097400

the only fanon i subscribe to staunchly is that cherubs have cloacas


 No.1097401

>>1097396

in sprite form

jaspersprite talks to rose, does that mean he was capable of speaking when he was a cat?


 No.1097402

>>1097396

They could talk after they got prototyped. So could Jaspers.


 No.1097403

>>1097391

almost certain the mother grub talked to kanaya directly

quite..hmm...interesting that you correlate language with intelligence...


 No.1097404


 No.1097405

File: 815352aa0c4e34f⋯.png (2.73 KB, 91x134, 91:134, nuhuss.png)

>According to one of Andrew Hussie's Tumblr posts, the trolls' lusus gurgles some incoherent blabber, and the closest six-letter first and last names are assigned to the trolls.


 No.1097406

>>1097392

okay show me them


 No.1097407

>>1097404

no this was pre-sprite idiot boy

stupid


 No.1097408

>>1097405

HAHA

YES


 No.1097409

*farts*


 No.1097410

**fart*


 No.1097411

>>1097405

I mean that's kind of how the trolls are named anyway.

Shove a random aspect of their character or sign into google translate, set it to some real funky sounding language, and then move around a letter or two.


 No.1097412

>>1097406

yeah let me go show you one of these speaking alien beasts from andrew hussie's hypercomci


 No.1097413

File: 5d2dcd144c4174e⋯.png (11.93 KB, 650x450, 13:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1097401

bad example


 No.1097414

>You are more Pisces than Taurus anyway

what did my mom mean by this


 No.1097415

File: 05a89a3f7e61233⋯.png (22.86 KB, 1302x190, 651:95, ClipboardImage.png)

Penyun Kuutbu, the turtle nerd


 No.1097416


 No.1097417

the best part is is that like so many fucking people use this method to name things


 No.1097418

kidneys glorch is a hilarious name and i think i'm getting attached to it


 No.1097419

I am incredibly Capricorn.


 No.1097420

>>1097407

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004289

>spritelog

>mothersprite

>>1097413

have you even read the comic

>>1097408

>>1097405

>believing something he just pulled out of his ass

he also said the kids werent black and every character in homestuck was fat


 No.1097421

<We are on our first tinder date. I invite you to My home and answer the door in lingerie. This excited you, clearly you are going to be getting some action. I invite you in and offer a drink - you accept. As I sit on My bed in front of you, you start to feel strange. I explain that I have slipped a potion into the drink .You ask if it is a performance enhancing substance. I laugh, no, and explain - this potion turns humans into vapour. See? Already the ends of your fingers are a swirling mist. The transformation is beginning. I'm addicted to inhaling vapourised humans. It keeps Me youthful and full of vitality. I never get sick and it also gives me a bit of a high. Luring men here and giving them the potion is so easy, and there is no body or evidence to get me in any real trouble with the police! Sorry, it's nothing personal, I just love to breathe you in! I begin to inhale you through My red lips, feeling the rush as you fill My lungs and enter My bloodstream...


 No.1097422

>>1097420

the kids aren't black and they ARE all fat.


 No.1097423

>>1097420

>he also said the kids werent black

uhhhhhhh why is that on the list of "dumb things" they are super not black my dude

even with ARACIAL bullshit he has specifically said they are not black


 No.1097424

File: b54971c71fa9fca⋯.png (122.94 KB, 540x635, 108:127, penisgirl1.png)


 No.1097425

kidneys glorch the sad emaciated homonculus subjugant forced to live in and work at one of the more dangerous gurt processing plants


 No.1097426

>>1097423

he said he didnt care if people drew the kids as black since theyre aracial


 No.1097427

kidneys glorch actually only has one kidney left because of energized gurt exposure but thon is saving up for a new one


 No.1097428

>>1097426

and I doubt kishimoto gives a shit when people draw naruto as a black guy but he's sure as fuck not black


 No.1097429

>>1097420

it was 9 years ago


 No.1097430

>>1097428

fuck you anon


 No.1097431

>>1097420

I bet you don't think equius's left horn looked like a penis either


 No.1097432

>>1097340

Jesus christ G for days

wanna get crushed by a big softdom's ass


 No.1097433

i'm going to keep talking about kidneys glorch until you love thon


 No.1097434

>>1097433

*draws them as a black person*


 No.1097435


 No.1097436


 No.1097437

it's okay if she's black she's not going to be very major

probably another one of tiffanarch's love interests that dies


 No.1097438

guys check out my hussie impression

*draws white people*

they're aracial!


 No.1097439

none of the homonculi really have human races since their dna is generally never more than half human


 No.1097440

what if they were horses, why does no one ever consider that they might be horses


 No.1097441

*draws tiffanarch as a muslim in a hajib with vitiligo*


 No.1097442

>>1097440

holXDy shxDDt a taXDDDDD ddddlking hXDD^DD^rse a TaXDEDDDD^D^D^D^DDthorse a holy shiXDDDDDD^DD^D^DD6dD^D^D^DDddd^DXD^D^DDXXDdddxx^DXd


 No.1097443

>>1097441

AAAHHH!!!


 No.1097444

does the white house change toilets with presidents


 No.1097445

she's definitely not a muslim because she loves liberation and resents authority


 No.1097446

>>1097442

*shitposts aggressively about fanhomonculi*


 No.1097447

tiffanarch ripping off rebecca glorch's fingerlegs is going to be very hard to draw


 No.1097448

File: 9196097f741e68d⋯.jpg (141.35 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1515576100196.jpg)

>cant get past the first enemy in bloodborne


 No.1097449

i'll stop spoiling my hypercomic now


 No.1097450

>>1097448

christ wesley


 No.1097451

spoilers for sponge's hypercomic spoilers for sponge's hypercomic


 No.1097452

>>1097448

the bear thing is hard

especially because you haven't gotten a feel for the controls yet


 No.1097453

>>1097451

as long as nobody realizes it's just propaganda for my cult until it's too late


 No.1097454

File: 57231dd16a013f2⋯.gif (30.3 KB, 220x260, 11:13, 57231dd16a013f27f61eeb0833….gif)

>bear thing


 No.1097455

has there even been a good hypercomic


 No.1097456

has there even been a hypercomic


 No.1097457

>>1097452

yeah i keep fucking up moving around and evading

i wish they could have eased me into this shit instead of throwing me right in


 No.1097458

>>1097457

it gives you time to ease into it after the bear thing


 No.1097459

>>1097455

mine will be epic if i can convince this one of my bff's to help with the website


 No.1097460

File: d81b29a8ac3930a⋯.png (135.76 KB, 429x289, 429:289, tumblr_owupb5lEIo1r5kws5o3….png)

>bear thing


 No.1097461

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1097462

File: 6718bc44f52a32f⋯.png (2.68 MB, 2058x1452, 343:242, THE BIG HOUSE.png)

File: 8052ddf1d1ac7a4⋯.png (422.85 KB, 801x1082, 801:1082, THE POWER KNOT 5000.png)

File: fd382fe44de11f1⋯.jpg (70.63 KB, 1114x622, 557:311, the retweets got it 01.jpg)

File: 0bdd4480bf47e49⋯.jpg (80.92 KB, 1181x663, 1181:663, the retweets got it 02.jpg)

File: 371113f286a27c9⋯.jpg (222.76 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, lil peek of zoey island.jpg)

good night


 No.1097463

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1097464

>>1097457

>i wish they could have eased me into this shit instead of throwing me right in

You know what kind of game you're playing, right?


 No.1097465

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1097466

>>1097457

>i wish they could have eased me into this shit instead of throwing me right in


 No.1097467

like i don't even play souls games but their motto is "fuck you and die"


 No.1097468

dark souls: learn quick


 No.1097469

andrew hussie's hypercomic: learn bits and pieces of esoterica or just be a fluoridated tumblrite and ignore it in favor of shipping


 No.1097470

>>1097469

"as much or as little exposition as you'd like"


 No.1097471

i wish tranny fetishists didn't exist so trannies would be free to kill themselves like god intended


 No.1097472

>>1097471

actually she thinks trannies are pretty epic


 No.1097473

>>1097467

>>1097468

its bad game design


 No.1097474

anyway you don't have to be a trans fetishist to date a tranny

i almost did but she didn't kiss me back after i bought her an expensive meal. you know the mini arc, you were there


 No.1097475

enablers get the bullet first


 No.1097476

>>1097475

who's gonna shoot us? chantards? fat conservatives?


 No.1097477

also, historically, the enabled get the bullet first, not the enablers


 No.1097478

File: 9a19c8c34681f84⋯.png (111.02 KB, 653x792, 653:792, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1097479

come shoot me bitch


 No.1097480

"I'm bad at video games, so the game must be designed poorly"

eat shit wesley


 No.1097481

>>1097477

that's why history is full of failure

enablers have to die first or else you already lost


 No.1097482

I would probably date a cute tgirl


 No.1097483

>>1097482

holy shit a gay horse


 No.1097484

>>1097481

you've already lost. do you think you can nullify our inertia? i'd like to see you try to reverse this epic momentum.


 No.1097485

>>1097480

at least ease me into the combat and controls first before throwing me into the frying pan


 No.1097486

File: 63d032a809a2b45⋯.png (1.72 MB, 1500x1333, 1500:1333, 1493580293930.png)


 No.1097487

>>1097486

im not even given a tutorial, why does it expect me to know how to play the game off the bat


 No.1097488

>>1097487

they're games for people that love punishment

"gitting good" is a masochistic experience


 No.1097489

File: 1a7df0c308e32c6⋯.jpg (22.11 KB, 540x404, 135:101, 1493589369905.jpg)


 No.1097490

i like this alex jones brainpill btw

i'm infowars brand brainforce plus pilled


 No.1097491

>>1097487

>im not even given a tutorial, why does it expect me to know how to play the game off the bat

wes please say you aren't actually this stupid


 No.1097492

>>1097490

goddamnit sponge


 No.1097493

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

the new version of the devilman theme fucking slaps


 No.1097494

File: 36be8e26feee27e⋯.png (239.17 KB, 349x466, 349:466, 1456614280952.png)


 No.1097495

Dark souls is just okay


 No.1097496

dark souls is only okay but bloodborne is everything fromsoft did right with dark souls distilled nearly to perfection


 No.1097497

bloodborne is also only okay. I'm just not the biggest fan of the genre or style or whatever tbh


 No.1097498

>>1097489

>>1097491

is there a tutorial and i just missed it?


 No.1097499

File: 3ed5b376d043103⋯.jpeg (123.58 KB, 750x1071, 250:357, 5583EFFE-6E70-4EB0-905E-E….jpeg)

behold the epic


 No.1097500

>>1097498

just get good


 No.1097501

>>1097498

it's a le tough game for epic TRUE gamers who don't need tutorials.


 No.1097502

>>1097498

stop being an actual retard


 No.1097503

>>1097492

i bought a bottle of alpha power too but i haven’t tried that yet

also colloidal silver but that’s to slowly make myself bluer


 No.1097504

someone hire wesley to be a game journalist


 No.1097505


 No.1097506

Wesley Martin's Bloodborne Sins


 No.1097507

she’s thirsty thirsty

filling her cunt with cum


 No.1097508

when can i identify as trans-wealthy and have the government pay for my "transition" by giving me loads of cash


 No.1097509

kotaku article: i played minecraft 1.7 and bloodborne whilst my cunt was filled with cum


 No.1097510

File: c0c8a36dbc5c8f6⋯.png (2.36 MB, 1280x1673, 1280:1673, A42DECB6-3CC8-4B31-B47E-58….png)


 No.1097511

*dial8s*


 No.1097512

>load up bloodborne

>people say its hard as shit

>get to first enemy and its hard as shit

>die to it in a couple of hits

>go to hunters dream world and get a weapon and also button manuals

>come back to life

>try to kill the first enemy again, this time with new weapons

>die multiple times

>turns out im suppose to run away from it

how the FUCK am i suppose to come to the conclusion that im suppose to run when im assuming every enemy is like this


 No.1097513

>>1097509

god i wish that were me


 No.1097514

>>1097513

1.7 has a lot of really fun mods

the portal gun mod pairs really well with this one zelda mod and there are a shit ton of mods that add epic mobs for that version


 No.1097515

>>1097512

you’re supposed to kill it, i’m pretty sure


 No.1097516

>>1097515

everyone's telling me to run from it


 No.1097517

*sans undertale voice*

well you’re not going to have a goodtime


 No.1097518

I wish I had 2000 feet so that i could put 500 of them in each of your asses


 No.1097519

the hermit, seven of pentacles, and the knight of pentacles

but the knight of pentacles was hidden behind the seven of pentacles for about five days


 No.1097520


 No.1097521

stabs i’m sorry i begged you to vore me


 No.1097522

>>1097518

there's more than 4 of us though, who are the poor suckers who get left out?


 No.1097523

sponge do the weird tarot thing for me.


 No.1097524

>>1097523

is it okay if i just do one card? i have to go to bed soon

think of a vague question and i’ll do it when i get out of the shower


 No.1097525

me and sponge starting a lets play series where he gets high and jerks off while i fake getting mad at the game


 No.1097526

I oughta vandalize your ass with my foot


 No.1097527

>>1097526

now thats just rude


 No.1097528

>>1097526

don't threaten a girl with a good time


 No.1097529

>>1097527

>>1097528

my foot is about to drill a hole in your ass


 No.1097530

horsie what is your vague inquiry


 No.1097531

>>1097530

What truth am I not seeing?

is that appropriately vague?


 No.1097532

or maybe "are there truths I'm not seeing" is more vague


 No.1097533

I swear to god if you say Traps are gay


 No.1097534

Are you a globalist?


 No.1097535

beating up earth chan for being a globalist

grabbing her neck and wringing the life out of her


 No.1097536

devilman is really fucking good


 No.1097537

traps are gay


 No.1097538

File: 0126572ff122d7a⋯.png (48.7 KB, 98x179, 98:179, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1097539

>>1097537

ask the tarot cards if traps are gay sponge, this is a matter of principle now


 No.1097540

File: 8ee249b001da32d⋯.jpeg (224.07 KB, 719x1280, 719:1280, 8672FDD9-5AB7-4D37-885B-3….jpeg)

>>1097531

yes! it is!

i drew the two of swords. sources say that the blindfold represents a need for introspection and reliance of other senses, but i think in this case it may represent a very literal lack of seeing, you need to seek these unseen truths. apparently the lore is that the blindfold has been put on deliberately, i would reccomend you remove it. she is seated and the vast sea and shore are behind her, but she can’t see them because she’s got a fucking blindfold on. the swords are not held in a combative way, and the pose is meditative. she appears complacent and still, regardless of admitted complacency.


 No.1097541

File: ddd56226e33be72⋯.png (874.89 KB, 1280x709, 1280:709, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1097542

Traps arent gay and heres why

Straight people are attracted to feminine traits, ergo being attracted to a trap isnt different from being attracted to a girl. This hypothesis is proven by the fact that you wouldnt bone a burly woman. However this means that tomboys on otherhand are very very gay as theyre masculine

Also hole is a hole, wanting to anal isnt gay as you would anal a girl too, right?

Getting fucked is iffy but its not THAT gay if the penis is feminine. Youre not gay as those tomboy lovers who want to fuck a man with a vag


 No.1097543

liking penis is gay


 No.1097544

File: 3eb74789ac278e3⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 732.22 KB, 694x982, 347:491, 3eb74789ac278e39213e7b9e3c….png)

>>1097540

ah fuck, I wasn't prepared for this


 No.1097545

I don't know why that was spoilered but whatever


 No.1097546

File: ad8f40a4725faa8⋯.jpeg (208.51 KB, 719x1280, 719:1280, C9DF6D91-FE28-46B7-BD53-F….jpeg)

>>1097537

the queen of wands says traps are not gay

she represents a nurturing sort of femininity, and the (phallic) back of her throne ascending possibly into infinity represents endless possibilities. the possibility that they are not gay

sexuality has never really been binary


 No.1097547

File: 9ddc279167eb078⋯.png (456.7 KB, 782x1000, 391:500, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1097548

>the Suit of Swords indicates that the problem at hand needs to be resolved using logic and intellect.

So I'm FUCKED


 No.1097549

also that queen looks like she might be packing a wand if you know what i mean


 No.1097550

sponge do a tarot readin for me


 No.1097551

tarot cards said i would get laid and it never happened. dont trust it


 No.1097552

Also there is a literal pussy sitting in front of her


 No.1097553

>>1097550

come up with a vague question

this is the last one for tonight but i’ll do more tomorrow (i’m skipping karaoke with my lesbian friend because i don’t fucking want to)


 No.1097554

look at me go, we don’t even need saltlick anymore! we’ve outgrown her!


 No.1097555


 No.1097556

File: b32d9ed5b53af63⋯.jpeg (56.93 KB, 736x736, 1:1, DEF7258E-4A53-4BC5-B9E0-5….jpeg)


 No.1097557

penises are male

penises are masculine

if you're a man(you have a penis) and you want to fuck another man(he has a penis too) you're gay


 No.1097558

>>1097553

will i get a gf


 No.1097559

>>1097557

shut up socks


 No.1097560

I just finished devilman

that was an experience


 No.1097561

>>1097557

>this level of misinformation about gender and sexuality

aaah!!!


 No.1097562

File: 069353cd38d0855⋯.jpeg (238.29 KB, 719x1280, 719:1280, 365CABCC-F4B7-4FFC-81C5-E….jpeg)

>>1097558

five of pentacles

looks like this man is desperately chasing after gf


 No.1097563

>>1097561

>misinformation

wonk men have penises and women have vaginas


 No.1097564

>>1097562

he'll never catch up to her while he is so emotionally crippled. And see how he actively turns his head from the religious imagery? tsk tsk


 No.1097565

>>1097563

aaah!!!


 No.1097566

Accept jesus, get your shit together, and date a good christian girl. The Tarot has spoken.


 No.1097567

>>1097566

i tried that once

she was cute


 No.1097568

>>1097562

>>1097558

the card has themes of adversity and strife and desire. it also alludes poverty, the poverty of no gf. your desperation may be driving away potential gfs (i guarantee you it is if it’s too obvious). your hopelessness is keeping you in the dark and out in the cold

break the window


 No.1097569

>>1097567

>not dating an islam girl

bigot!


 No.1097570

>>1097569

i tried that once

she was cute


 No.1097571

hail eris


 No.1097572

File: 98986c1e89464bd⋯.png (295.76 KB, 720x343, 720:343, ClipboardImage.png)

the mario+rabbits team have a new project!!


 No.1097573

>>1097547

sieg zeon


 No.1097574

james dambro the movie: filling my cunt with cum


 No.1097575

>>1097574

when you say "my" there do you mean me


 No.1097576

>>1097575

i don’t know, i haven’t watched it yet


 No.1097577

>>1097576

uhhhhh okay


 No.1097578

filling me cunt with cum?


 No.1097579

>>1097577

maybe you transition and you from the past appears before you, and totally saturates you with his slime

then you get pregnant and give birth to a litter of goofball dambrolings


 No.1097580


 No.1097581

File: e7796e5a6f2a4d0⋯.jpeg (86.35 KB, 720x823, 720:823, 8E245B00-5626-4D13-863F-A….jpeg)


 No.1097582

File: c35453c84f217d0⋯.jpg (88.06 KB, 600x842, 300:421, IMG_5678.JPG)


 No.1097583

homestuck general the movie


 No.1097584

goodnight hsg


 No.1097585

>>1097584

goo night lad


 No.1097586

File: e5bcaf159b1a82b⋯.png (653.78 KB, 512x767, 512:767, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1097587

It's fucked, and people like you fucked it, get fucked.


 No.1097588

if i could strike down wonk were he stands right this very moment i would do it with no hesitation


 No.1097589

wonk is living on borrowed time


 No.1097590


 No.1097591

>>1097589

someone had to sacrifice themselves for you to even escape the last encounter with him

you don't have a chance


 No.1097592

goo night hsg


 No.1097593

File: 66cd9f9911e244f⋯.png (1.39 MB, 930x1114, 465:557, __kaguya_luna_kaguya_luna_….png)


 No.1097595

>>1097594

gagged a little irl


 No.1097596

ban that fool


 No.1097597

File: 9b32581121866af⋯.jpg (94.32 KB, 576x1024, 9:16, 1515709415412m.jpg)

*blocks your path*


 No.1097599

Lads, no matter what any hippie cocktail book may say about bee pollen, don't use it to rim a shot until you perform an allergy check and work your way up to a measurable amount.

if the swelling in my lip spreads to my throat i just want you all to know that.


 No.1097600

File: b4dbd7d475b85a1⋯.jpg (269.99 KB, 1672x1672, 1:1, 1513897636838.jpg)

>>1097594


 No.1097601

aint even had my coffee yet and i already seen the most cursed image


 No.1097602

i dont like posters getting outed casually

but someone told me they were going to make an absolutely awful dog shit idiot bad post but didnt because then ben would know it was them

and im like

maybe its good


 No.1097603

>caring if ben knows a post was you or not

>not announcing that you're going to make an absolutely awful dog shit idiot bad post


 No.1097604

File: eec5fc4524de9c9⋯.png (370.15 KB, 700x666, 350:333, tumblr_p1xn9yfnst1rww0upo1….png)

is it too late to post this


 No.1097605

File: fe68047ff522f34⋯.jpg (52.11 KB, 720x709, 720:709, fe68047ff522f348a5d06c3e1c….jpg)


 No.1097606

you know sometimes aosora's twitter makes me a little uncomfortable just because of how often they post things about middle school girls

like

女子中学生

#このタグをみた人は好きな天ぷらを答える


 No.1097607

File: fe68047ff522f34⋯.jpg (52.11 KB, 720x709, 720:709, fe68047ff522f348a5d06c3e1c….jpg)


 No.1097608

File: 5f6c296d98259d8⋯.jpg (49.31 KB, 720x533, 720:533, 5f6c296d98259d864a79004db4….jpg)


 No.1097609

File: 92855effecb1bb4⋯.png (227.15 KB, 540x309, 180:103, tumblr_inline_p12wb182J61t….png)


 No.1097610

File: f6e8f6d965db6c0⋯.png (1.25 MB, 1703x791, 1703:791, fur915_u18chan.png)

File: 45ab6073cb8fbf9⋯.png (670.4 KB, 1600x925, 64:37, Warmup74_JustDrive_insert_….png)

HE STRIKES AGAIN


 No.1097611

File: fe68047ff522f34⋯.jpg (52.11 KB, 720x709, 720:709, fe68047ff522f348a5d06c3e1c….jpg)


 No.1097612

ok u can relax wit hthe ifunny @_@


 No.1097613

https://boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/201576114

>#355

>suicide hotline in op

top lol


 No.1097614

ddlc is dumb and gay but i would fuck natsuki


 No.1097615

funny thing is they found a massive LAVA lake under the north fucking pole accounting for all the melting the fuckers have been bitching about NOT GLOBAL WARMING


 No.1097616

>>1097615

actually itd be magma, diopshit


 No.1097617

File: 5e4524c04552b7a⋯.gif (44.79 KB, 394x399, 394:399, 1377017878445.gif)

>Nudestuck Thread 2: Electric Bogaloo


 No.1097618

File: fee37908e3c2e51⋯.png (667.62 KB, 1229x1811, 1229:1811, 1515574857641.png)


 No.1097619

there are space cowboys

space pirates

but where are the space ninjas?


 No.1097620

why is latex so EXPENSIVE


 No.1097621

File: c17689b2b18eead⋯.jpg (759.15 KB, 1741x1306, 1741:1306, 1515759176917.jpg)


 No.1097622

File: f294a029829b06b⋯.png (107.96 KB, 502x455, 502:455, 1348447273502.png)

>tfw therapy next week


 No.1097623

>>1097621

tag yourself hsg

i'm jheri curls picard


 No.1097624

File: 91b202144dd7394⋯.jpg (761.64 KB, 1741x1306, 1741:1306, c17689b2b18eeadbed633e1653….jpg)


 No.1097625

>>1097602

It sounds like I missed something fun


 No.1097626

おわり


 No.1097627

File: c610c98e91297a1⋯.mp4 (3.22 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 951474363437670406_9514743….mp4)


 No.1097628

>when a game has a hard as hell name but the trailer outs it as weeb shit


 No.1097629

>>1097625

usual autistic skypenig stuff


 No.1097630

Girls Last Tour ended today


 No.1097631

how do we fucking end the skypeniggian menace


 No.1097632

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1097628

Game Name: Trillion: God of Destruction

Store Trailer:


 No.1097633

>>1097632

Every game should have the characters exclusively be cute girls unless there's an important narrative reason for the contrary


 No.1097634

>>1097631

when everyone is on skype, nobody will be


 No.1097635

how do i get good at antinomy of common flowers


 No.1097636

File: 7fbc958c8a20ab8⋯.png (1.62 KB, 128x128, 1:1, 1405537843613.png)

i guess it's time to make a Baka-Updates - Manga account


 No.1097637

>>1097636

use madokami


 No.1097638

>>1097637

too much work


 No.1097639

>>1097638

not really

log onto their irc, get an account

use account to log in to their site


 No.1097640

>>1097634

no we can stop them

we can end this

all we need to do is put together some sort of anti-skypenig squad to take them down

we'll just need some way to discuss and organize our efforts

perhaps... perhaps a chat client of some sort................


 No.1097641

File: eb2cb80a7154aed⋯.png (170.06 KB, 660x810, 22:27, n2t0xi-.png)


 No.1097642

skype is dead, long live discord


 No.1097643

>>1097641

based ink


 No.1097644

>>1097593

>>1097595

what'd i miss


 No.1097645

>>1097644

zwid dick


 No.1097646

>>1097644

barg barg


 No.1097647

>>1097644

zwids repulsive cock


 No.1097648

>bargposting is now illegal

truly...........we live in a mod dystopia.............


 No.1097649

i wanted to mock my friends for liking dangan ronpa because it's just a bunch of poorly written and poorly drawn teens killing each other

but then i remembered i liked homestuck


 No.1097650

>>1097649

homestuck was pretty good for a few years


 No.1097651

Bullying is the most simple and purest form of love


 No.1097652

while act 6 as a whole is definitely garbage it was sort of decent for a while

when do you think is the cutoff point for it getting shit?


 No.1097653

>>1097652

i can't remember liking any of how act 6 was executed, although it definitely did get much worse as it went

it just felt like a steady decline once act 5 started


 No.1097654

i've got a thing in that a girl adrift game about getting back "home" before I turn the game off for the night and now that autism has spread towards other games because in both mario and zelda I've (frequently) gone back to a "home" position instead of just quitting wherever I was


 No.1097655

my doujins took a fucking week to get from new york to new jersey


 No.1097656

>>1097652

vriskagram

and i'm being generous


 No.1097657

>>1097653

i mean act 5 is worse than acts 1-4 for some reasons but they're still pretty good


 No.1097658

>>1097655

enjoy your hotglued doujins


 No.1097659

>>1097652

middle of act 6, the alpha kids arc was just a bunch of whiny teen angst drama, along with the other characters

the absolute point of no return was the game over retcon though


 No.1097660

i watched the blackcoat's daugther after rlm gave it high praise

it was so shit

fuck you jay


 No.1097661

the only good member of rlm is rich evans

prove me wrong


 No.1097662

>>1097622

i’m a little jealous honestly


 No.1097663

>>1097661

the main four of them (which includes jack) are all epic


 No.1097664

>>1097662

nothing is stopping you from getting therapy


 No.1097665

>>1097663

jack is that bald faggot right

fuck him


 No.1097666

>Guardians can fall into the water

ok

>Guardians can drown

ok?

>Lose all their loot

BOOOOOO


 No.1097667

>>1097664

oh, yeah, because therapy is free


 No.1097668


 No.1097669

talk therapy would take a really really long time for me and right now vape therapy is much more efficient


 No.1097670

jack's not bad

works as a good straightman for the rest of them

based jessi is the true golden #4 though


 No.1097671

no jack is bad and annoying and a stupid faggot

fuck aids moby


 No.1097672

"want to see my mouthpics collection, doc?"


 No.1097673

Me nose stuffy

Barg barg barg

Hairy yam dick


 No.1097674

but why did zwid post his dick


 No.1097675

File: 807e5fa435bebf9⋯.jpeg (299.66 KB, 750x887, 750:887, D931B2A2-7DAD-4017-8209-B….jpeg)


 No.1097676

File: bed096d304dfbc6⋯.png (624.73 KB, 645x911, 645:911, tumblr_p1e3g4Z8B21uz5z5mo1….png)

it snowed again last night but it's all going to melt by the end of the day


 No.1097677

>>1097667

yeah, i suppose those mouthpics from the instagram model and your vape was free too?


 No.1097678

maybe if you dropped your drug habits you could afford therapy


 No.1097679

>>1097674

to curse us


 No.1097680

Food $200

Data $150

Rent $800

Drugs and mouth pics $3,600

Utility $150

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. i cant afford therapy


 No.1097681

File: 1b036991735a5bf⋯.gif (1.53 MB, 540x370, 54:37, tumblr_p1tzyf4GmH1u4xyjko1….gif)

Goddammit I gained too much weight back

Time to suffer again


 No.1097682

>>1097681

*pinches your folds*


 No.1097683

>>1097681

*pinches your muffintop*

*slaps your belly*


 No.1097684

>>1097677

they’re actually significantly cheaper, yeah. and it’s not like therapy would immediately cure me of these epic afflictions

>>1097678

i could afford therapy right now if i wanted but i’d rather save my money


 No.1097685

i haven’t smoked weed in like two days


 No.1097686

File: 29280b4c3e3e35c⋯.jpg (334.37 KB, 1111x1554, 1111:1554, 29280b4c3e3e35c90038bcc927….jpg)

get to work tubby


 No.1097687

>wow I'm jealous, you're getting therapy

>I can afford something i obviously need but im going to save my money for drugs instead

you deserve your suffering


 No.1097688

>>1097687

i’m saving it for school and epic clothes dumbass

is this sako? these posts reek of you


 No.1097689

>>1097687

shut up sako


 No.1097690

>average dick

odd, last time i checked it was ~7 inches


 No.1097691

i don’t really need it that bad either, i function pretty well


 No.1097692

>>1097688

pipe down druggie


 No.1097693

>>>>>>i function pretty well


 No.1097694

sako, sponge functions 10x better than you, you literally have no room to talk


 No.1097695


 No.1097696

>>1097695

how's that job working out?


 No.1097697

uhh no job u no function


 No.1097698

*intentionally distorts facts to make you mad*

he he


 No.1097700


 No.1097704

(in sako's voice) uhhhh leeching off of my deadbeat parents without contributing anything is functioning

uhhhh a job? im not getting one until [insert ever changing reason]


 No.1097708

>>1097667

your local college probably has a program where psych students do some therapy for free or very cheap.


 No.1097710

>>1097708

thats what im doing ive got my first session soon




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