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actual old since we didn't use this one for a day or so

old: >>1094767

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grant why is gheesling so epic


oh great, people are still trying to find "the gay gene"




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actual old since we didn't use this one


haven't they actually found "the dick-loving gene" that's in gays and women


NITW is not a platformer, it's a walking simulator with minigames

you should not expect some kind of challenging final level


warrior of kek



then the game should not have the npcs crowd around while you use your magical ability to climb things like its a triumphant moment



that's less effort but that's still opening 25+ images, then c+ping 5 into a post and then repeating that 5 or more times and that's still way too much effort




i feel u



to be fair you think pretty much anything is too much effort, in my experience


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that's not even really an insult or anything it's just you seem really unenthused to do much about a lot of things

and i'm partially the same way but my threshold for fuck it is just not as low


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ah yes

I can now share extremely important information with my clients directly





what is it though




it's nepeta's ass

what's the actual text block for it



i just want to live a peaceful plant like life

until i arbitrarily dont, and then do whatever i feel without thinking, uin til i return to my original state




I'd paste it but it's rich text so it's like a billion syntax characters and it wouldn't parse here at all



okay but what is it actually a screenshot of



drop it on pastebin or something


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vore the rich


grant can you edit the op to link it to the actual last thread


i read the stupid god tier trans thing and i regret it



i dont wanna log in right now, its fine


if you got over homestuck maybe you'd manage to connect with the point of nitw



america: a mistake?




>its not bad you just dont get it




i stopped at got tiger and gave up at reading it


post the original nep




play the game



holy shit



maybe, but explain your post first


*draws Dave like he's an Osomatsu character*



>its not bad you just havent played it


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neat nep




it would spoil the climax of the game


night in the woods is a bad "game"


unity ass




>this game is bad, i know because i havent played it


the point of nitw is: fuck the police and rich people


lads is there a sjw among us...........


im rich and i like the police

but i also did when i had like, 20 bux to my name



both admirable goals



i have played it lad

its bad, the cultist at the end were stupid, bea was cool though



good points, well made




it had that specific quality to it that always prevented me from enjoying fan fiction

where the characters are just vessels for the author to act out a certain situation, and then the author just adds enough identifiable characteristics to those vessels to present them as existing characters

you could replace vriska and dave with literally anyone, because it isn't a comic about vriska and dave. it's a comic about two trans people being mopey, and the author dressed them up as homestuck characters to make dumb fans care.



reminds me of those pancakestein comics that used to be pretty popular


cars cost too much and i dont want to go over 7000 euros


i see you've taken a liking to belgarath


you know what games are good

nuclear throne and slay the spire



thats fair then



where is this from






know what game is good



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>i will never have another good nuclear throne daily

>im bad now and top scores are like 10 fucking thousand


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i saw some medical video recently and when i went on one of his others it was him giving a really intense explanation of why he doesn't do nuclear throne videos anymore

it was weird, like just walk away from the screen nigga haha


i wish i were rich


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i've noticed this in the past but i always thought it was funny how shitty those torches look just shoved into the art






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de qween!



nice art


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this guy


Greetings from games. Long time viewer, fourth time viewer. I am donating because my frames has died from viewer.


Another great day of AGDQ. Love working my childhood Germany get destroyed. Money goes to donate the animal, view the cancer.


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this guy's done some good nt videos

i think this is a compiliation of all of the intros he's done for his WRs


Had to kill during this run. Put my money towards kill the Germany. Lets kick cancer's butt!



perfect shoes



horheristo used to be like, the top player

then i stopped following the game for a year and idk if he still does

the only nuclear throne "content creators" i watched either dont play or just do twitch streams not uploaded to youtube anymore, which is fine i guess. but sometimes i wanna watch it cause of how simple it is


kill the skin fang meme




I never understood what the hell the point of that was



so someone's got to have spoiled what you get for winning getting over it by now right


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i have not heard, no

should i play that, btw



not a sjw but there's literally nothing wrong with seizing the means of production



In a Kotaku video where Bennet Foddy plays this game, he said he doesn't consider this the real ending. The real ending is riding the snake



ah, yes, the snake that returns you to the beginning.



that was really stupid

not even like like "haha nice joke" stupid it was lame


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mixing it up a little huh


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these people named son better be in their respective areas I'm not going across the entire world to find a goron named son


oh nevermind they're right here

i thought i had already talked to this person


*has vietnam flashbacks to vfan posting about grant's singing penis*



i dont remember this

mainly i just remember the bee movie script and milking boys


I liked when veef tried to spam gore and bestiality

But she'd have to put in a captcha every time so it was just a really slow trickle that did nothing and offended no one


i would sacrifice you to the dark gods to bring vfan back



>But she'd have to put in a captcha every time

this was always my favourite part about her spam


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its burnt into my mind because while she was doing it, i was imagining this painting but with grant in the middle and a worm dick coming out crotch, screaming


Remember when vfan pretended she was that lollipop ho



that trans speedrun pic but lollipop!vfan is 100% and lollipop!bsb is any%


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we were watching dragon ball gt the other day and trunks made a sbahj mouth



remember good ending vfan and how mad it made her


there are over 9000 sbahj mouths in dragonball (thumbs up + retweet if you get the reference)


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my favorite vfan meltdown is when she wrote an essay about how we should all move to a board where she's admin



I just wanted to be your friend



bad news: mcdonalds here has no dollar menu

good news: its got a fuck ton of different sauces including a pretty good curry sauce

badder news: its more expensive than manhattan mcdonalds




the reference is "over 6000" you cretin



does it have [rick sanchez voice] szechuan sauce






>remember good ending vfan



i remember nothing about vfan except a my brain giving a vague "annoying idiot" response



lucky you



sometimes a bad brain is a good blessing


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>President Trump grew frustrated with lawmakers Thursday in the Oval Office when they floated restoring protections for immigrants from Haiti, El Salvador and African countries as part of a bipartisan immigration deal, according to two people briefed on the meeting.

>“Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?” Trump said, according to these people, referring to African countries and Haiti. He then suggested that the United States should instead bring more people from countries like Norway, whose prime minister he met Wednesday.

epic if true


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i promise you these are trollcall trolls and not just vriska and kanaya, but somehow gayer



you cannot convince me that isnt just kanaya and vriska



yeah just like he said all nigerians live in huts love these anonymous insider sources


the absolute state of WPS' creative team


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stop fucking posting hiveswap or else


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i just discovered that 'clamato' (clam + tomato) juice is a thing

dear god, why


surgeon simulator is pretty fun, its a shame the trump dlc is gonna age like milk



kek, u browse knowyourmeme too? shadilay!



*draws karamatsu dave*



oh man you are in for a wild ride if that's new to you



>its a shame the trump dlc is gonna age like milk

like every dlc it has? they're all memes


wonder what that guy that shouted pepe at the hillary rally is doing right now


fair point


redpill me on the vr meme



you're either strapping a cell phone to your head or strapping a $700 cell phone screen to your head

literally just a marketing meme



wait 3-5 years, the "games" will be better and the hardware cheaper



imagine ugandan knuckles but in 3d


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>When you fly over the entire labyrinth


i tried this with the other labyrinth but i didn't find the exit

maybe i just fucked something up though



would like to get off this wild ride now please


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you mean like this?




>4th pic



I can't wait until proud Haitian chefs diversify our white taste buds with their classic dish "literally a disk of dried mud and clay"



it's so stupid and ugly i hate it



it's the knuckles memelord himself


which should i play

bloodborne or gravity rush 2






Bubsy 3d


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Aero the Acro-Bat


>i've found 61 korok seeds

>there are 900


how do i get rid of the autism that prevents me from replaying a game


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same question asking for a friend


stop posting bad anime


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monogatari is good, actually

it's even getting another season soon


Around Cardassians

Never relax-ians



it's bad


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tfw no dom gf


I'm on my phone in a restaurant but someone should post the A Wyatt Mann comic about anime brainwashing American kids

And then imagine I posted


next to it


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uhhh anime is based nippon anti sjw sex rekt libtards honorary aryans xD


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got a haircut from an iranian grandma today

i asked her if she got to see her family every once in awhile and she got real quiet and said not in 14 years and that she didn't know if they were still alive




that's not funny


name my bloodborne character


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le me :)



plague doctor eri




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>you shouldn't smoke, miss


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monogatari is good but the books are better imho


what weapons did you main in bloodborne hsg

i used the kirkhammer with the handcannon


*presses the button that kills all fans of harem anime*


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Smohke Daweed



ludwig's holy blade

look, it was day 1, i didn't know i wasn't allowed



casual scum

i somehow completely missed ludwig's holy blade in my playthrough or i probably would have used it too


My Ghanan suite mate in my first year of college sounds like knuckles

I wonder what that guy was up to

He sucked ass at vidya



i should replay bb at some point

fucking love that game



probably not chuckling

he'd rather flex his muscles


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i wonder if botw 100% speedruns exist

how would you remember all 900 korok spots



there are some 100% speedruns that last literally for days

i bet there are at least some 100% runners for botw




Star Ocean 4 100% is hundreds of hours



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You don't need to find all 900 to get all inventory slots



Do you not understand what 100% means clet.






i was gonna stop at 3 wheels but that's the max anyway so sure i guess


i think cletus may be dumber than rev

rev seems to barely understand the world around him

cletus is just wrong about everything without such an excuse


sako makes both of them look like geniuses


atleast he doesn't fuck his cousin



there are numerous reasons why I would not do that


reason 1: can't hear her






It's still 100% item completion fuckhead


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man guardians are a lot weaker than i thought

or maybe i've just avoided them the entire game and now i'm killing them easily because i'm like relatively late game

they seem to have taken a ton of damage from a single arrow

i am wearing the barbarian set i guess but i was expecting them to be more hardy

cutting their legs off and it exploding was v epic though




also someone should update that with the current situation



>didn't get 100% of the items

>it's still 100%





>not a puppet being controlled by captain eridan


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>they seem to have taken a ton of damage from a single arrow

did you get them in the eye?

also the barbarian set makes the game wayyy easier, don't wear that if you want it to be hard. maybe just when you're fighting the silver lynels






time to go guardian hunting i guess


Yea i hit them in the eye, and I get that's what you're Supposed To Do but I had assumed they were like a big serious threat, but even if I wasn't using strong weapons it would be taken down in like, maybe 7 arrows? or sowhich is a fair amount of time admittedly but not very tough


I don't really want it to be hard I was just kind of enjoying there being something in a nintendo game that could push my shit in.

I knew I would eventually kill them it's just that attacking them now they seem weaker than I previously thought, which kind of ruins my epic perception of them from when I first came across one.


honestly botw is extremely overrated

the game needs like two times more enemies and like at least four times the dungeons

i would say it should've spent another six months or so in development but they needed to sell those nintendo switches!



by dungeons do you mean the shrines or the divine beasts

because yea the main story is so lack luster they pretty much want you to ignore it for most of the game



they could have sold those nintendo switches by supporting virtual console



the lynels are a bigger threat in the late game

guardians are an obstacle for the hero to overcome, they were supposed to become somewhat easy after a point in the game i thought. after being really intimidating early game and all that



You can reflect their laser blasts with your shield. Doing that kills them in like three hits


also i just kind of avoided combat for a while but yea the only enemies are moblins, lizalfos, and chuchu

oh and octoroks, fuck them


I don't think I've used any shield at all in the game except during that combat tutorial shrine.



i very seriously doubt that, but it sucks that vc isn't on the switch


i mean dungeons nigga!!! also fuck the blessing shrines, those are so disappointing. the combat shrines suck too. and even though the divine beasts are supposed to be dungeons i thought they were all short as fuck except for the camel


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there aren't any darknuts

and dude, it's a zelda game with no insectoid enemies. that fucking blows. that is fucking unepic


the vvitch was good, but it kind of felt like it was missing something



extremely epic and accurate at the time



missing something to connect the two Vs :)



do you have the full thing



sponge is right as alys

also the lack of darknuts is extremely unepic


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reminder that hussie mocked autism once



yes and it was epic



Don't you mock me you dingaling


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Neat, when did my name get edited from what it used to be to my current one?

I didn't know that it ever was

Speaking of, the smutbox is still totally a thing even if it hasn't been touched in about two years.



holy shit a whining bitch!


devilman is good


horsie the ingrate



that's a really cute picture

who do you think he's giving head too?


everybody watch the vvitch and tell me what was missing because i can't put my fingy on it


*fingy-kun, sorry


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Pelosi was fucking reading from a script

Scalise was supposed to die but he lived, bitch






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Its Rev



>all these dead trips





was nick's ass a barafag

I don't remember that


>sponge and rev both too dumb to read filenames




delete this post




nothing about the image really indicates that though

it could be dave’s trans vagina



it's part of an image set you fucking retard it's tagged jade for a reason


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which homestuck character do you want to vore you








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yeah, I didn't make it, dude



what the fuck is this



you know what? i now refuse to interpret that image as anything other than karkat vantas slurping dave strider’s trans gurt


also sponge is the blood moon supposed to do anything other than respawn enemies

i've had it happen like at least 8 or so times and have noticed nothing



just a gal who loves horse and a thick mouthful of protein, friendo


it's not actually horse splooge though is it



It respawns all weapons, enemies, cut down trees I think etc


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warping anywhere respawns trees


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just got back

here's the paired image


sponge is one of the dumbest posters on this board






yeah, it just means everything is respawing like my gf (cletus) said

isn’t that sorta lame


>show about that trans girl jazz

>mom started hormone treatment for her pre-puberty to get a more full transition

>but without puberty, her penis is now too small to turn into a vagina

there's some kind of cosmic irony to all this


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not as long as I'm here


>sponge is dumber than a talking horse





well ill be, i didnt actually know you were the smutbox guy until i saw that image

were you the guy who did the foot smut smutbox too?



die footfags

begone feetin' cretin



Kabbalist desert people tend to be the butt of that quite often.

Hopefully it stops being a yuppie consumer trend before more kids end up like that.


how long until every member of 19 and counting is fired from the show for doing stupid shit?


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feet are good



it won't stop being a yuppie consumer trend

but on the bright side it will mean a whole lot of twink bottoms



I'd *gladly* replace my bigass dick for a dick too tiny to get SRS on in exchange for skipping male puberty, fuck this thing


feet are for picking things up when you don't want to bend over


>corportations get tax cuts

>they start laying people off

*sneaky capitalist smile*



I'll take it





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wouldn't you know



gorilla mindset


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rose seems like the kind of character to fuck with you by hanging you over your mouth if she knew you had a vore fetish



*a blood moon covers hsg as spongefan and vfan respawn*



*absorbs them both like majin buu to become the ultimate shitposter*



you still have to get past me


>Need all 3 pieces of gerudo outfit to have 1 level of heat resist, can't be upgraded

>The male gerudo outfit has a heat resist on each piece and can be upgrades

fucking fictional misogny........




>Walmart announces raises and bonuses — then closes some stores

>63 Sam's Club stores across the country — some with no advance notice.



oh wow who could have seen this coming



>This was her chance to back out, to make it all undone and prevent imminent disaster. Rose knew this and part of her yelled out to do it, to take the opportunity, to just stop now, run back to her room and start crysturbating furiously and contact a shrink at the same time. But that part of her was now miles away, and no matter how hard it yelled, it was not going to get through to her. Almost immediately, she grabbed one of mom's feet by the ankle with her left hand, brought it to her face and started licking her sole furiously, as she slid her right hand between her thighs, moved it up her skirt and started riding it carelessly.



ay yo sponge why don't you share your most "epic" pov vore pics



ooh she absolutely does

and the kind to talk in length about her epic digestive process


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it's something only the truly intelligent can do.



why is this a meme now



what do I look like, a meme connoisseur?


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i checked the vore folder of the smutbox since sponge was talking about it and i found vriska getting eaten by the mayor

what a daring meme


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2018 is the year women start getting vored by men


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this is epic



i feel like the fourth one has bad dental hygiene and shes doing her best to hide it



interesting how some look like clones of their dads while others don't resemble anyone at all



you’re probably right, i know she smokes a lot



nice cavities


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rate my eri

i couldnt find an option to add a purple streak to his hair so i made the whole thing just a mixture



epic eri



excellent eri



nice eri


eridan asking feferi for a picture of her mouth as an “art reference”


eri navigating the dreambubbles to find the timeline where feferi is giant


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sponge jacking it furiously to endoscopy footage



i’ve done that before


how long until cameras are inexpensive enough that camgirls will swallow them and upload feeds of their stomach contents



where the fuck is the gopro that can survive digestion


Why don't you train to be a dentist, I mean jeez


porn stars taking that one really, really small camera from spy kids and putting it in their fallopian tubes for the ultimate in impregnation porn detail


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boners at work are weird

having a boner every time a client is attractive would be epic yet really awful



hollow marble encased cameras are entirely possible to create, but their battery life wouldn't be all that good



if it doesn't last until excretion then what is the point


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you could charge them wirelessly

have the girl wear a charging mat on her chest, problem solved


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glasses are shit





K is tempting though



if E didnt have granny panties on, I'd pick her


in the future we'll have incredibly advanced cameras that show the egg getting penetrated to finally bring doujins to real life



i bet K would love choking me and would indulge in all my other epic kinks

J and F are epic too tho


A, E, and H are the only good choices



stop going after fatties


you guys should vote for the /v/gas, the website this year is great



but they're easy to please and i find certain amounts of pudge very appealing


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D has amazing eyebrows I love her


I don't think rev voted for trump but he seems to be exactly the kind of person who would with how obsessed he is with every slight hint of a wacko conspiracy


cletus is going to fall in love with me after i transition



k is vriska wtf


vriska wtf


actually she’s not vriska just like ?????? :)


if magic were real I could see sponge putting a curse on cletus to turn him into a girl just like in those doujins ben likes


I'd hope notvriska isn't relevant even in hiveswap but I know even that is asking for too much of this game



i’m not going to actually use any offensive magic until i’m really good at it



I thought I was supposed to transition



she’s going to be extremely relevant

what her real name is is going to be a plot point



uhhh it's secretly support magic



we both are




i think non consensual support magic count as offensive magic



god i can actually see it



i could also see her name actually being vriska and some bullshit about how some trolls have the same names just like humans


her first name is Naught

Naught Elwurd



how are names even given to trolls if theyre all born in groups without a real parent that speaks their language



it's a noise the lusus makes

god do you even have every single bit of lore memorized



link me the page that says this


terezi's lusus sure made a lot of noise from inside that egg



are you really going to make me do this

listen to me

i'm a Home Stuck Expert



yeah it's not very consistent which only makes it sound more canon



i dont fully believe you



no I believe you, just making an epic jab at hussie


sponge is telling the truth


also i think someone might even bring up the thing with terezi's lusus in the comic? I don't remember



okay, who named you? your parents?



I think terezi's lusus had telepathy or something but then it's basically just the same as being given a name by your parent instead of hearing a noise and taking it as a name



my parents are humans that use words to communicate and uses things called "names" to label other alive creatures

lususes, on the other hand, are basically animals and dont use a naming system


>Found a more consistent way to get strikes after like 2 hours


>being named by your parents

>not being named by the tv



> are basically animals

they're smart enough to mostly raise kids


most homonculi in my epic science fantasy setting are named by an officially licensed glorch conglomerate agent specialized in naming those among the expendable classes

last names aren't very important to them because to achieve any sort of clout at all you have to change your last name to Glorch



so are most mammals


Karkat is actually named SKREEEEEEEEE HISSSSSSSSSSS but he's embarrassed by it



most of the lusii aren't very mammalian

also some are implied to be much more intelligent than normal animals



can they speak english/alternian? can they?



i'm sure some can

there's a pretty massive variety among them


homonculi names: epiglottis glorch, teratoma glorch, kidneys glorch, sonotrode glorch, sevenandahalf glorch, integer glorch, oralprolapse glorch, fatberg glorch, etcetera glorch, etc




i hate homestuck but for some reason sponge spouting his dumb fanon as canon upsets me in a way i can't understand



didn't the mother grub straight up talk to kanaya?



dude it wasn't my idea

i'm pretty fucking positive it's canon



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oh also they do have a 100% run for botw and it does involve getting all 900 korok seeds

so suck me pingy, clet


the only fanon i subscribe to staunchly is that cherubs have cloacas



in sprite form

jaspersprite talks to rose, does that mean he was capable of speaking when he was a cat?



They could talk after they got prototyped. So could Jaspers.



almost certain the mother grub talked to kanaya directly

quite..hmm...interesting that you correlate language with intelligence...



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>According to one of Andrew Hussie's Tumblr posts, the trolls' lusus gurgles some incoherent blabber, and the closest six-letter first and last names are assigned to the trolls.



okay show me them



no this was pre-sprite idiot boy












I mean that's kind of how the trolls are named anyway.

Shove a random aspect of their character or sign into google translate, set it to some real funky sounding language, and then move around a letter or two.



yeah let me go show you one of these speaking alien beasts from andrew hussie's hypercomci


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bad example


>You are more Pisces than Taurus anyway

what did my mom mean by this


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Penyun Kuutbu, the turtle nerd



the best part is is that like so many fucking people use this method to name things


kidneys glorch is a hilarious name and i think i'm getting attached to it


I am incredibly Capricorn.







have you even read the comic



>believing something he just pulled out of his ass

he also said the kids werent black and every character in homestuck was fat


<We are on our first tinder date. I invite you to My home and answer the door in lingerie. This excited you, clearly you are going to be getting some action. I invite you in and offer a drink - you accept. As I sit on My bed in front of you, you start to feel strange. I explain that I have slipped a potion into the drink .You ask if it is a performance enhancing substance. I laugh, no, and explain - this potion turns humans into vapour. See? Already the ends of your fingers are a swirling mist. The transformation is beginning. I'm addicted to inhaling vapourised humans. It keeps Me youthful and full of vitality. I never get sick and it also gives me a bit of a high. Luring men here and giving them the potion is so easy, and there is no body or evidence to get me in any real trouble with the police! Sorry, it's nothing personal, I just love to breathe you in! I begin to inhale you through My red lips, feeling the rush as you fill My lungs and enter My bloodstream...



the kids aren't black and they ARE all fat.



>he also said the kids werent black

uhhhhhhh why is that on the list of "dumb things" they are super not black my dude

even with ARACIAL bullshit he has specifically said they are not black


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kidneys glorch the sad emaciated homonculus subjugant forced to live in and work at one of the more dangerous gurt processing plants



he said he didnt care if people drew the kids as black since theyre aracial


kidneys glorch actually only has one kidney left because of energized gurt exposure but thon is saving up for a new one



and I doubt kishimoto gives a shit when people draw naruto as a black guy but he's sure as fuck not black



it was 9 years ago



fuck you anon



I bet you don't think equius's left horn looked like a penis either



Jesus christ G for days

wanna get crushed by a big softdom's ass


i'm going to keep talking about kidneys glorch until you love thon



*draws them as a black person*




it's okay if she's black she's not going to be very major

probably another one of tiffanarch's love interests that dies


guys check out my hussie impression

*draws white people*

they're aracial!


none of the homonculi really have human races since their dna is generally never more than half human


what if they were horses, why does no one ever consider that they might be horses


*draws tiffanarch as a muslim in a hajib with vitiligo*



holXDy shxDDt a taXDDDDD ddddlking hXDD^DD^rse a TaXDEDDDD^D^D^D^DDthorse a holy shiXDDDDDD^DD^D^DD6dD^D^D^DDddd^DXD^D^DDXXDdddxx^DXd





does the white house change toilets with presidents


she's definitely not a muslim because she loves liberation and resents authority



*shitposts aggressively about fanhomonculi*


tiffanarch ripping off rebecca glorch's fingerlegs is going to be very hard to draw


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>cant get past the first enemy in bloodborne


i'll stop spoiling my hypercomic now



christ wesley


spoilers for sponge's hypercomic spoilers for sponge's hypercomic



the bear thing is hard

especially because you haven't gotten a feel for the controls yet



as long as nobody realizes it's just propaganda for my cult until it's too late


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>bear thing


has there even been a good hypercomic


has there even been a hypercomic



yeah i keep fucking up moving around and evading

i wish they could have eased me into this shit instead of throwing me right in



it gives you time to ease into it after the bear thing



mine will be epic if i can convince this one of my bff's to help with the website


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>bear thing


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good night


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>i wish they could have eased me into this shit instead of throwing me right in

You know what kind of game you're playing, right?


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>i wish they could have eased me into this shit instead of throwing me right in


like i don't even play souls games but their motto is "fuck you and die"


dark souls: learn quick


andrew hussie's hypercomic: learn bits and pieces of esoterica or just be a fluoridated tumblrite and ignore it in favor of shipping



"as much or as little exposition as you'd like"


i wish tranny fetishists didn't exist so trannies would be free to kill themselves like god intended



actually she thinks trannies are pretty epic




its bad game design


anyway you don't have to be a trans fetishist to date a tranny

i almost did but she didn't kiss me back after i bought her an expensive meal. you know the mini arc, you were there


enablers get the bullet first



who's gonna shoot us? chantards? fat conservatives?


also, historically, the enabled get the bullet first, not the enablers


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come shoot me bitch


"I'm bad at video games, so the game must be designed poorly"

eat shit wesley



that's why history is full of failure

enablers have to die first or else you already lost


I would probably date a cute tgirl



holy shit a gay horse



you've already lost. do you think you can nullify our inertia? i'd like to see you try to reverse this epic momentum.



at least ease me into the combat and controls first before throwing me into the frying pan


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im not even given a tutorial, why does it expect me to know how to play the game off the bat



they're games for people that love punishment

"gitting good" is a masochistic experience


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i like this alex jones brainpill btw

i'm infowars brand brainforce plus pilled



>im not even given a tutorial, why does it expect me to know how to play the game off the bat

wes please say you aren't actually this stupid



goddamnit sponge


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the new version of the devilman theme fucking slaps


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Dark souls is just okay


dark souls is only okay but bloodborne is everything fromsoft did right with dark souls distilled nearly to perfection


bloodborne is also only okay. I'm just not the biggest fan of the genre or style or whatever tbh




is there a tutorial and i just missed it?


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behold the epic



just get good



it's a le tough game for epic TRUE gamers who don't need tutorials.



stop being an actual retard



i bought a bottle of alpha power too but i haven’t tried that yet

also colloidal silver but that’s to slowly make myself bluer


someone hire wesley to be a game journalist



Wesley Martin's Bloodborne Sins


she’s thirsty thirsty

filling her cunt with cum


when can i identify as trans-wealthy and have the government pay for my "transition" by giving me loads of cash


kotaku article: i played minecraft 1.7 and bloodborne whilst my cunt was filled with cum


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>load up bloodborne

>people say its hard as shit

>get to first enemy and its hard as shit

>die to it in a couple of hits

>go to hunters dream world and get a weapon and also button manuals

>come back to life

>try to kill the first enemy again, this time with new weapons

>die multiple times

>turns out im suppose to run away from it

how the FUCK am i suppose to come to the conclusion that im suppose to run when im assuming every enemy is like this



god i wish that were me



1.7 has a lot of really fun mods

the portal gun mod pairs really well with this one zelda mod and there are a shit ton of mods that add epic mobs for that version



you’re supposed to kill it, i’m pretty sure



everyone's telling me to run from it


*sans undertale voice*

well you’re not going to have a goodtime


I wish I had 2000 feet so that i could put 500 of them in each of your asses


the hermit, seven of pentacles, and the knight of pentacles

but the knight of pentacles was hidden behind the seven of pentacles for about five days



stabs i’m sorry i begged you to vore me



there's more than 4 of us though, who are the poor suckers who get left out?


sponge do the weird tarot thing for me.



is it okay if i just do one card? i have to go to bed soon

think of a vague question and i’ll do it when i get out of the shower


me and sponge starting a lets play series where he gets high and jerks off while i fake getting mad at the game


I oughta vandalize your ass with my foot



now thats just rude



don't threaten a girl with a good time




my foot is about to drill a hole in your ass


horsie what is your vague inquiry



What truth am I not seeing?

is that appropriately vague?


or maybe "are there truths I'm not seeing" is more vague


I swear to god if you say Traps are gay


Are you a globalist?


beating up earth chan for being a globalist

grabbing her neck and wringing the life out of her


devilman is really fucking good


traps are gay


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ask the tarot cards if traps are gay sponge, this is a matter of principle now


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yes! it is!

i drew the two of swords. sources say that the blindfold represents a need for introspection and reliance of other senses, but i think in this case it may represent a very literal lack of seeing, you need to seek these unseen truths. apparently the lore is that the blindfold has been put on deliberately, i would reccomend you remove it. she is seated and the vast sea and shore are behind her, but she can’t see them because she’s got a fucking blindfold on. the swords are not held in a combative way, and the pose is meditative. she appears complacent and still, regardless of admitted complacency.


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Traps arent gay and heres why

Straight people are attracted to feminine traits, ergo being attracted to a trap isnt different from being attracted to a girl. This hypothesis is proven by the fact that you wouldnt bone a burly woman. However this means that tomboys on otherhand are very very gay as theyre masculine

Also hole is a hole, wanting to anal isnt gay as you would anal a girl too, right?

Getting fucked is iffy but its not THAT gay if the penis is feminine. Youre not gay as those tomboy lovers who want to fuck a man with a vag


liking penis is gay


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ah fuck, I wasn't prepared for this


I don't know why that was spoilered but whatever


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the queen of wands says traps are not gay

she represents a nurturing sort of femininity, and the (phallic) back of her throne ascending possibly into infinity represents endless possibilities. the possibility that they are not gay

sexuality has never really been binary


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>the Suit of Swords indicates that the problem at hand needs to be resolved using logic and intellect.



also that queen looks like she might be packing a wand if you know what i mean


sponge do a tarot readin for me


tarot cards said i would get laid and it never happened. dont trust it


Also there is a literal pussy sitting in front of her



come up with a vague question

this is the last one for tonight but i’ll do more tomorrow (i’m skipping karaoke with my lesbian friend because i don’t fucking want to)


look at me go, we don’t even need saltlick anymore! we’ve outgrown her!



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penises are male

penises are masculine

if you're a man(you have a penis) and you want to fuck another man(he has a penis too) you're gay



will i get a gf



shut up socks


I just finished devilman

that was an experience



>this level of misinformation about gender and sexuality



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five of pentacles

looks like this man is desperately chasing after gf




wonk men have penises and women have vaginas



he'll never catch up to her while he is so emotionally crippled. And see how he actively turns his head from the religious imagery? tsk tsk





Accept jesus, get your shit together, and date a good christian girl. The Tarot has spoken.



i tried that once

she was cute




the card has themes of adversity and strife and desire. it also alludes poverty, the poverty of no gf. your desperation may be driving away potential gfs (i guarantee you it is if it’s too obvious). your hopelessness is keeping you in the dark and out in the cold

break the window



>not dating an islam girl




i tried that once

she was cute


hail eris


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the mario+rabbits team have a new project!!



sieg zeon


james dambro the movie: filling my cunt with cum



when you say "my" there do you mean me



i don’t know, i haven’t watched it yet



uhhhhh okay


filling me cunt with cum?



maybe you transition and you from the past appears before you, and totally saturates you with his slime

then you get pregnant and give birth to a litter of goofball dambrolings



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homestuck general the movie


goodnight hsg



goo night lad


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It's fucked, and people like you fucked it, get fucked.


if i could strike down wonk were he stands right this very moment i would do it with no hesitation


wonk is living on borrowed time




someone had to sacrifice themselves for you to even escape the last encounter with him

you don't have a chance


goo night hsg


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gagged a little irl


ban that fool


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*blocks your path*


Lads, no matter what any hippie cocktail book may say about bee pollen, don't use it to rim a shot until you perform an allergy check and work your way up to a measurable amount.

if the swelling in my lip spreads to my throat i just want you all to know that.


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aint even had my coffee yet and i already seen the most cursed image


i dont like posters getting outed casually

but someone told me they were going to make an absolutely awful dog shit idiot bad post but didnt because then ben would know it was them

and im like

maybe its good


>caring if ben knows a post was you or not

>not announcing that you're going to make an absolutely awful dog shit idiot bad post


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is it too late to post this


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you know sometimes aosora's twitter makes me a little uncomfortable just because of how often they post things about middle school girls





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ok u can relax wit hthe ifunny @_@




>suicide hotline in op

top lol


ddlc is dumb and gay but i would fuck natsuki


funny thing is they found a massive LAVA lake under the north fucking pole accounting for all the melting the fuckers have been bitching about NOT GLOBAL WARMING



actually itd be magma, diopshit


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>Nudestuck Thread 2: Electric Bogaloo


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there are space cowboys

space pirates

but where are the space ninjas?


why is latex so EXPENSIVE


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>tfw therapy next week



tag yourself hsg

i'm jheri curls picard


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It sounds like I missed something fun




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>when a game has a hard as hell name but the trailer outs it as weeb shit



usual autistic skypenig stuff


Girls Last Tour ended today


how do we fucking end the skypeniggian menace


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Game Name: Trillion: God of Destruction

Store Trailer:



Every game should have the characters exclusively be cute girls unless there's an important narrative reason for the contrary



when everyone is on skype, nobody will be


how do i get good at antinomy of common flowers


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i guess it's time to make a Baka-Updates - Manga account



use madokami



too much work



not really

log onto their irc, get an account

use account to log in to their site



no we can stop them

we can end this

all we need to do is put together some sort of anti-skypenig squad to take them down

we'll just need some way to discuss and organize our efforts

perhaps... perhaps a chat client of some sort................


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skype is dead, long live discord



based ink




what'd i miss



zwid dick



barg barg



zwids repulsive cock


>bargposting is now illegal

truly...........we live in a mod dystopia.............


i wanted to mock my friends for liking dangan ronpa because it's just a bunch of poorly written and poorly drawn teens killing each other

but then i remembered i liked homestuck



homestuck was pretty good for a few years


Bullying is the most simple and purest form of love


while act 6 as a whole is definitely garbage it was sort of decent for a while

when do you think is the cutoff point for it getting shit?



i can't remember liking any of how act 6 was executed, although it definitely did get much worse as it went

it just felt like a steady decline once act 5 started


i've got a thing in that a girl adrift game about getting back "home" before I turn the game off for the night and now that autism has spread towards other games because in both mario and zelda I've (frequently) gone back to a "home" position instead of just quitting wherever I was


my doujins took a fucking week to get from new york to new jersey




and i'm being generous



i mean act 5 is worse than acts 1-4 for some reasons but they're still pretty good



enjoy your hotglued doujins



middle of act 6, the alpha kids arc was just a bunch of whiny teen angst drama, along with the other characters

the absolute point of no return was the game over retcon though


i watched the blackcoat's daugther after rlm gave it high praise

it was so shit

fuck you jay


the only good member of rlm is rich evans

prove me wrong



i’m a little jealous honestly



the main four of them (which includes jack) are all epic



nothing is stopping you from getting therapy



jack is that bald faggot right

fuck him


>Guardians can fall into the water


>Guardians can drown


>Lose all their loot




oh, yeah, because therapy is free



talk therapy would take a really really long time for me and right now vape therapy is much more efficient


jack's not bad

works as a good straightman for the rest of them

based jessi is the true golden #4 though


no jack is bad and annoying and a stupid faggot

fuck aids moby


"want to see my mouthpics collection, doc?"


Me nose stuffy

Barg barg barg

Hairy yam dick


but why did zwid post his dick


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it snowed again last night but it's all going to melt by the end of the day



yeah, i suppose those mouthpics from the instagram model and your vape was free too?


maybe if you dropped your drug habits you could afford therapy



to curse us


Food $200

Data $150

Rent $800

Drugs and mouth pics $3,600

Utility $150

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. i cant afford therapy


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Goddammit I gained too much weight back

Time to suffer again



*pinches your folds*



*pinches your muffintop*

*slaps your belly*



they’re actually significantly cheaper, yeah. and it’s not like therapy would immediately cure me of these epic afflictions


i could afford therapy right now if i wanted but i’d rather save my money


i haven’t smoked weed in like two days


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get to work tubby


>wow I'm jealous, you're getting therapy

>I can afford something i obviously need but im going to save my money for drugs instead

you deserve your suffering



i’m saving it for school and epic clothes dumbass

is this sako? these posts reek of you



shut up sako


>average dick

odd, last time i checked it was ~7 inches


i don’t really need it that bad either, i function pretty well



pipe down druggie


>>>>>>i function pretty well


sako, sponge functions 10x better than you, you literally have no room to talk




how's that job working out?


uhh no job u no function


*intentionally distorts facts to make you mad*

he he



(in sako's voice) uhhhh leeching off of my deadbeat parents without contributing anything is functioning

uhhhh a job? im not getting one until [insert ever changing reason]



your local college probably has a program where psych students do some therapy for free or very cheap.



thats what im doing ive got my first session soon

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