I haven't posted this in quite a while
pick my civ
I don't want to work anymore
I wish I could be a useless parasite
marry a really high class prostitute with nice teeth
i have done basically nothing since i've gotten back from the holidays
i can't muster even the slightest will to work
its good but overrated
Ive only watched like 10 eppys tho
>Kaijuu Girls: Ultra Kaijuu Gijinka Keikaku, a show that transforms kaijuu (monsters) from the Ultraman live-action special-effects series into cute, female anthropomorphised monsters
Name 5 (five) things that the anime industry can't anthropomorphize.
this is already the most beautiful woman in the world whats wrong with them
nice, just like Robot Girls Z
i had a toy of whatever the fuck that thing is growing up. it was one of my favorites
Gigan is cool but his first movie is one of my least favorite Toho films
His other appearances are good though
I think hes killed two separate Mothras over the years too
its like you want to play on easy mode in everything
reminder the creator of pop team epic did a home stuck art one time
hes epic in Godzilla vs Megalon
It can't be done
They actually have names?
side note: I'm a little surprised to find homestuck on danbooru
it was billed as a real thing, but then it wasnt
The girl with the pink hair looks like a penis if you think about it
It could still be a real thing
otaku love their idol anime
this is autistic
I mean it could be a thing in the distant future
don't dash my dreams so casually
Which girl would you drop
70 degrees is fucking normal room temperature what the fuck are you on about
what's the puzzle here
am I supposed to play a turn with the dimir deck?
they'll win doing pretty much anything at all
anything above 55 is bordering on uninhabitable
i cant fucking stand it
>anything above 55 is bordering on uninhabitable
55 is "maybe wear a light sweatshirt" what reach of pluto do you live on
usually when I hear people say that they weigh 350+ pounds
having access air conditioning is turning me into a complete bitch about the heat too
technology makes us weak....
[in blubbering landwhale voice] rude
50 is "relatively cold" and it only gets worse from there
you're supposed to win that turn
if your opponent's turn starts, they automatically win
i eventually figured it out, but i had to google to be sure a corner case of the rules even worked a certain way to confirm it. it's kinda retarded.
and they're at 10 i assume? that's what the french looks like
"hi fellow kids"
the next tripfag that will come back is:
i have to go to the doctor i can't even chew without pain
>missed the preorder for maika
blend s sucks anyway...
Emmara makes sense, but is Nissa seriously the 2nd person that comes to mind when Jace thinks of "person I am friends with"?
The person he's known for a few months and is a stoic autist?
like lili might not really be your friend but you've had sex with her and are currently teammates that's got to count for more than fucking NISSA
to be fair, lili treats him like a disposable toy
two tree autists he barely knows being his best friends was supposed to speak to just how lonely he is, i think
i think it was a pretty good story and jace getting his actual memories back is pretty cool, but i'm still skeptical about them keeping him as an actual character
it's also still really weird how gushy vraska's been acting, being friends with him and maybe even getting feelings for him is somewhat understandable but like half of his memory montage was her going on about what a poor baby he's been for being abused and fucked up and she's not really wrong on any of those points but how she talks about it is really out of character
wotc's on record for not giving a shit about someone's character if they think it's Problematic (or if they just think it'll get them more money) but it's still pretty weird
space jin is pretty good when they're not drawing titty monsters
sir i think there's something wrong with this fairy
hes at his peak when drawing cbt
i never saw her comment on this before lol
I don't know that acronym
rory is just drawing from life
crankin’ [it] behavioral therapy
cock and ball torture
i get the giant lips but is this actually racist? i just thought it was tremendously shitty art, like that other one she drew with the edge boy
well, before this block, vraska was basically just "evil assassin"
but now we've learned a lot about her motivations. she and other golgari were wrongfully imprisoned and tortured horribly for months on end, many of them to death. so her whole value system is based around protecting the downtrodden, which is why she's so desperate to lead the golgari out of subjugation, as she seems them basically the outcasts of ravnican society.
so it makes a lot of sense for her to greatly feel for jace once she knows he's spent his whole life being taken advantage of.
that said, i do agree the writing was too on the nose and made her feel kind of cartoonish in her responses. but i think it was just bad writing, not so much her being out of character
the ramen girl is cute and i could probably get into a cute girl beating me up but i'd rather not puke like that
> but i think it was just bad writing, not so much her being out of character
i think those are the same thing, especially with chandra's multi-block add attack
also we gotta put it out there that all the people she killed were bad people in the first place so really she was just being a good person!
"What is this, Yakitori?"
"Well, something like that."
"It tastes like eggs."
"It's something like liver of sort after all."
"Oh, so it's liver?"
i honestly don't even remember why she was trying to do shit in rtr, i just remember her being evil snake shadow woman because that was like right around when i started playing and I didn't look into the story
I forgot about the testicle eating
I should have remembered considering I translated a couple of those
wanted jace to join her cause
and for some reason she did that by killing people who spelled out his name
this is why i'm okay with them retconning her a bit. her character was just a dumb villain before this. it's not like when the retconned nissa away from being a kind of interesting character to a generic elf, vraska had nothing of value to begin with.
I stopped following magic lore around RTR, I'm glad I jumped off now that it's just Jace and Friends Visit A Wacky New Land
>now that it's just Jace and Friends Visit A Wacky New Land
EVERYONE hated that so they stopped doing that
I'm genuinely surprised at how ""quickly"" wotc realized that fucking noone liked the jacetice league
this block has actually been pretty good imo, and i think dominaria will have an interesting story because it's bringing back all the old characters like karn and teferi.
but you're not wrong. that will be the general structure of the story for the foreseeable future, i think.
>see your fantroll in hiveswap
I know how this could go horribly wrong
anyway sets since rtr:
theros was actually a rather decent "greek tragedy" though the whole thing about Xenagos needing to be killed for balance still makes no sense
Khans was pretty good and had a lot of dragon fucking, plus Sorin doing Sorin things and by that I mean doing literally nothing, frowning, and then leaving
Origins was mildly interesting but the vast retcon to almost everyone was retarded and still is.
BFZ was the true bastion of garbage and the start of the jacetice league, there's only like 2 decent stories in whole block
return to innistrad was (shockingly) mostly ok-decent stories and the culminating stories of each set are legitimately good, i think
kaladesh was just pretty mediocre and had nothing that great going on, but rashmi and yahenni's stories were pretty good
amonkhet in general was pretty boring too, but it had some interesting shit later on about bolas and it ended with bolas pushing their shit in so that was nice
ixalan achieved an unheard of feat of making Jace an actually interesting character with also having most of the local stories being pretty interesting too. hell even the local planeswalker wasn't a goody goody two shoes who exists for literally zero reason
she doesn't have much reason but it's better than anyone else in the past few years
So is this gonna be random lotto or quality, because i think SPORTS should be in there. It'd make the roundup less shit.
seems like a shitty thing to do when those other jokers paid 10k to get in the comic
ccs always had the cutest outfits
is this actually the announcement for them
do they really care so little that they actually have "not vriska" on a vriska clone who has horns near-identical to vriska
To be eligible, your comic’s gotta have some Hiveswap. Joey, Xefros, Jude, the pigeons, some Troll Call friends, whatever. You can throw your OCs or some OG Homestuck characters in there too! Here’s a great example by our very own Shelby Cragg and also Cohen.
She's not even that much like vriska other than the color and horns why do they have to keep making shit worse with unfunny cancer jokes
*smokes cigarettes off the ground and jerks off to bad porn*
guess what poster i am
has to be BSB or Sako
I don't masturbate
you do smoke used cigarettes and vapes you find on the fucking sidewalk though
you're the Bad Porn Poster so
when they were talking about what happened with alhammarret i thought for a second that Jace was gonna try and fight azor because ptsd or something
glad that's not happening
oh also, in the not-jace part of the story
kumena getting to orazca, giving a small spiel, and then getting literally thrown out of the window was neat
why did they use hadana 's climb though
aradiaflag is right we should beat up card game players
revs posts are so fucking bad
i want to punch Yorigami in the stomach and take all her money
sako is too dumb to understand rev posts
sako is into assaulting and mutilating girls
I forgot my picture
The point being there are two yorigamis
The one with money
i should buy AoCF on steam at some point
has exactly 10 dollars
when the fuck are my doujins getting here
I like how the post about "posting bad porn and smoking cigarette butts off the ground" went right over his head
Also you post porn all day everyday and you're not jerking off to it? Fucking why?
>first 5 minutes of Wolfenstein: TNC are about Blaz's racist father beating up him, his mom and shooting his dog
well, that left a bitter taste
i should buy forbidden scrollery next time im at the book store
[screaming from the bottom of a well] its rev
this except it's rev and the ship is in his ear so he can't hear
im making rev's denizen Yaldabaoth because i think of anyone else
>55 is "maybe wear a light sweatshirt"
if they were protesting on mcdonalds property that is entirely legitimate
i know its a meme though o_o
kill all capitalists
destroy all property
who let the IDIOT in here
the old crippled racist woman that got kicked out next door is apparently an insane horder
communism is good
currently 3 cats and a dog
i don't really hate the dog but i certainly don't like them
i liked the dogs who weren't shit
a cat, kind of, partially
and a dog, less so
id say maybe like 40%and 10% respectively
the dog is like, my wifes son kind of deal
the high concentration of ugly trannies at AGDQ makes every girl there cuter by 235%
so is it shark's cat
the cat is back in new york, my mom just bought it one day and i was like "aye well ok then"
but since im going to not live in new york, and the cat is alive, its more of my moms cat id say.
they just dumped the house out i think
didnt you also have a dog in ny or am i confusing it with shark tits' dog
a cat, a dog and a turtle
i have one (1) dog that my parents say that its mine
theres two other dogs but like, they're really family dogs
my dog been dead since october before last one
yikes that bites
what kind of breed was it
she has nothing of value
the people she hired to move some stuff quit I think, probably because she was making them dig through shit to find what she wanted to move, so i had to help her
these are some of the things that she decided to place in her storage as she's being kicked out of her house
stevie made this face at me today
your dog looks like its the type of dog that constantly pisses out of excitement
took me 10 seconds to realise what was happening in this photo
she doesn't do that
although if she gets too excited, she does start snorting like a pig super hard and can't catch her breath until she calms down
cute because its a dog, but if that was a persons habit id hate them
i wonder how people end up like this
i have no idea but it's kind of scary
snicker snacked again
she hasn't done that in months. i think she's grown out of it.
that dark brown one looks epicly fluffy
got scared when we moved and ran away
forgot i had pics of my old cat on here
we ended up moving into my step dads house and one of the dogs was a cat killer so we couldnt bring it along
we ended up dropping her off at the old house we lived in since she knew the area and was outdoors half of the time
shes probably dead by now
i miss her! i miss my cat!
i like your footsies
those are my sister's
your sister has good footsies
she's retarded as fuck
that's a given, given your relation
i probably have an actual picture of her somewhere
she's got a bit of a } mouth as well
ben was stevie anon?
why would you think that
should i a) go to sleep early or b) play video games
it's a really good op
this is good shit
pictured: wonk's favorite part
i thought you had the same sisters
>both have retarded sisters
>"shes got the :} face going on"
i don't know why you think i've got a sister man, but whatever, let's all just move on
i think you're really confusing the chain of posts, anon
>>1096470 is anon saying my sister has the } face because of the meme that i have it
in case you need further clarification
wait what the fuck
i thought you had a sister
I have an Australian cattle dog named Jasper, I've posted him a few time
i often don't recognize your posts either
is the actual show any good?
pronounced "bayjd buh-koo"
it changes like every few weeks it's dumb
stevie anon do you have a sister
thoseare some damn good games
ben "d over, i'm" jamin "it in" scharfenstein
fellas i got a lot of cheese over christmas
anyone got the ff15 comrade dlc
donation race for what character gets played in Super Mario 3D World
Remember "history with homestuck"
Remember "yesterday on hsg"
Remember Katnep anon
Rate my 'zza
oh my god are you serious i spend like 10 minutes kiting the fucking piece of shit and then when literally everything is dead i fire a bomb and the moblin kicks it back at me and i die
so i have fluid behind my eardrum but it isn't infected yet
i got claritin d and flonase and hopefully by the end of the wake i wont be constantly miserable and in pain
is the fluid making you TYPE the wrong words
well that is by far the least fun hour i've had playing this game
no i do that all the time
what should my discord avatar be
I can't believe hella jeff is trans
wish i was getting vored rn tbh
sponge how do you feel about this mouthpic
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I can't believe nobody has replaced the moon from majora's mask with rev's face yet
i can't believe rev hasn't murdered my bussy yet
i want a gf drawn by rory
back on that retard gf grind
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>describing the dossier as "largely discredited"
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
do u think trump really doesnt know the words to the national anthem
this is one of those things that sounds incredibly ridiculous but also incredibly plausible considering its him
of course he fucking doesnt
I would not even expect him to
want one of those tumblr tags that says [pedos do not interact]
The whole thing? Probably not, do most people?
*to the tune of brick house*
she's thirsty thirsty, filling her cunt with cum
not to brag, but i can sing along with the national anthem
writin yourself a little theme song there?
are most people leading the nation the national anthem is for
jimmy i am not filling my cunt with cum
i just got that stuck in my head earlier today
im a good lil government soyboy!
We voted for Trump because he is like us.
no the epic song
oh i don't doubt that a bit
the anthem is "oh say can you see" right
i don't really care about it but i'm pretty sure i know it
its taken me an hour to watch 20 minutes of The Void because its so god dang boring
but i must power through in hopes of cool lovecraftian monsters
why do you even bother wasting precious internet bytes putting posts like these into existence
stream of consciousness shitposts are the best shitposts
it isnt stream of consciousness its stream of huge smelly big pee
now you understand
oh gurt can you squirt
the cucks splurting in air
the flag still squirming in my skin idk i don’t know where i was going with this honestly
i can allllmost make rev, but there's no beards :(
sponge and rev are such tremendously awful posters its kind of impressive
here, drew the beard on
the best rev i could summon from that cursed website
now make a hussie
that's a big ol wew
what is it with white men trying to "debate" other people on their worth
debate me on my trans worth
hey hsg have you hailed eris out loud with your real voice today
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eris is for cucks
oh hey i guess that guy managed to contain his urging for bird shotas long enough to make another chapter
the DAY i accidentally sell my slingshot is the day a gold ballon shows up
with a gold slingshot in it
as a matter of fact, yes
aw jeez lois this is worse than that time i couldnt hear your sound!
I GOT IT
IT HAD THREE BALLOONS BUT I GOT IT WITH MY NET
>join server on /soc/
>decide to be a devilish bully in there
>other members doesnt take it seriously
>they start posting about me being a trap slut and how they would use me as a fuck doll
>get an erection
i hate myself
aw jeez lois this worse than the time i asked a juggalette to let me see her uvula and talk about voring me
this is more worse than the time i read homestuck!
remember when homestuck wasn't garbage
i'm not that degenerate, i haven't erp'd since i was like 14
i don't really have anything against it but i just don't care enough to do so
don't insult me like that
shouldn't you be banned?
i meant to post this reaction image
they're right next to each other
oh yea I forgot, grant and ben beg to suck your cock
im not shitto you goon
ben would you let barack hussein obama suck your cock?
he is the sucker not the sucked
>6.2 GB PUBG update
wtf is this
more fog to lower framerate so they can hide how shitty the game is
i just can't enjoy pubg and games of that type
Pub is fun but you really gotta be in the mood for it
It's not a game to chill out to and play half heartedly, you gotta be like focused and ready for shit to break out at any time
like harvesting mouthpics
I think I'm going on like a week without playing it, I just haven't been in the mood for it
in the past 8 months ive played it twice
i just get so damn bored in those games
sneaking around and surviving just doesn't appeal to my particular monkeybrain
so I just found something interesting about this US/UM patch
it's the "catch trainer pokemon" one
if you catch a trainer's pokemon (any of them), it ends the battle, right?
well so far it's not ending the battle with their defeat for me
so I can repeat the battle and catch as many of their pokemon as I want
wait are you supposed to be able to catch a trainer's pokemon
but I'm kind of tired of doing it the hard way so I'm doing a Team Rocket run
>Arpaio claims to have proof that Obama's birth certificate is fake
the new creepypasta cookoff is kind of bad so far lads
high definition was a mistake
i wish i could fit in between her tastebuds
in regards to the creepypasta cookoff: this awfulhospital fanfic is actually pretty entertaining
is this bpd girl
>talking with cousin about Naruto because he's been watching it lately or something
>haven't watched it since it aired over here way back
>he tells me they killed neji
what le fug???? 13 year old me is dead inside
dog rolled in the gooey guts of a freshly dead gecko this evening
yes because i’ve postponed the rest of the harvest indefinitely for her
how romantic of me!
are nipple piercings epic y/n
they can be
depends on the boobs, nipples, physique, style, attitude, etc
I wish there were more mspa reader reaction images, they're the best.
him and only him was chosen to die
We should come up with comic ideas for that fantroll contest so we can get hsg into hiveswap
[T/N: "I'm sleepy" means "me sweeeepy"]
CONSIDER THIS: zelda and the great fairies, thank y
this feels like a wonkpost
i didnt write it
i just post it
comic idea: unrevealed janitor troll as epic scrubs janitor xd
consider this epic: giant fairy voring link and shitting him out with better stats
superman 64 is the next speedrun
gonna be good
better: giant fairy voring link, letting him chill for a bit, then vomming him back up with better stats
which of those shitty trolls should have a comic about them donating to a sperm bank
mouthp icture is a valid troll name
gaping mawpic is a valid troll name
shitty fetish is a valid troll name
>republicans anywhere near the left at all
another trans runner
i wonder if there's a running tally
I don't believe people can be born into wrong genders, I think it's a mental disorder some people have and mockery while hurtful in the short term is helpful in the long term, like spanking children
I could probably play pro overwatch if I wanted, im a good moira
holy shit ive never felt so high
im literally sahking holy shit
i just got #2 in 1 v squad
it came down to me vs two teams of 2
someone stole my kill
but eventually it was me and another guy
i was hiding behind a blown up car
he was sneaking up a hill
i forgot to reload my rifle so i only fired three shots at him, switched to my ar, got in a few good hits, but he headshot me
i got like 3 great sniper kills too, a crate dropped on my head and gave me an EBR with an 8x scope
on a related note, love the desert map
>im literally sahking holy shit
yeah you would
hey guys whats up
I got my financial aid back and i'm not gonna work this term
hey nice work stabs
how many cats do you have
6 crested geckos
that superman 64 run was increddy
do you have roommates or something. Who helps you take care of all those
remembered to jack off today lads
i couldn't work my last year of school, had to quit and get my epic spiraling into crushing debt on
the workload just squashed me
It's actually not that much work if you're organized, I live alone
I'm probably gonna look for a part time job next term but right now I need to put all my effort into getting my gpa back up
her name is literally a lesbians joke, i'm pretty sure
isnt her name ??????
isn't it ?????? Elwurd
i hate the trollcall trolls and i hope cohen and his associates gets terminal brain cancer
(it's scott pilgrim and probably actually not at all related)
exceot for nuhuss, i want him to live
why is it always the lesbians who get all the art
jk i know why
halftruth didn't deserve what happened to her
because "le cool yuri1!!1!"
You know whats sad
Near dead multiplayer games
Those games make me sad..... all those hours millions of people spent thinking up, working on, playing...lost like tears in the rain.............
I need three to five gerudo women raping me right NOW
I was no joke 100% convinced that the pictures of that woman were photoshopped until I looked her up a few minutes ago since the only place I've seen them were from /pol/ posters on 4chan
I had to move desks at work and now I’m in a position where people can easily see what I’m looking at on my phone.
I don’t like this.
unfortunately, no, she's real
>the backdoor conquistador
>Rowling: I never specified hermione's race
redpill me on all these switch rumors
>the only part of the (steele) dossier that was real was the fact that mccabe traveled to moscow
>the only part
homebrew support is fucking here
before nintendo supports any real virtual console for the system
was there even a direct today
dude it's 6AM PST
look, the real world is already in the afternoon
Is snow shoveling a good workout?
My arms and back are kinda burning
>the real world
no, the latest time in america is9:12AM
the only country to put men on the moon
>dark souls switch
>luigi in mario odyssey
tfw no cute gal platonic gf
this steroidal nasal spray i got is fucking amazing
i can breathe out of both nostrils
my package is still in new york
i hate this
it's a good thing pee is stored in the balls, then
what the fuck is wrong with you rev
you said your package is in new york
so that means you don't need to pee, wherever you are
she deserved everything that happened to her and more
what the FUCK is wrong with you rev
one of my coworkers got actually addicted to that stuff, to the point that he would have horrible headaches whenever he tried to stop
lads can nintendo dominate any more than the currently are?
it's getting a bit unfair to sony
he’s just revtarded
also the sunshine outfit is neat
this runner is driving me fucking insane
>this is what nintendo fags actually believe
[in boogie voice]
the best selling console of all time
>10 million units
>best selling of all time
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF NINTENDO FAGS
at this point in its lifestime? yes
[in retard voice] BEST SELLING CONSOLE OF ALL TIME
youre kinda slow aint ya
>BEST SELLING CONSOLE OF ALL TIME
implies that it sold more units than the PS2
it isn't even the best selling console of its generation, and it isn't going to be
It's sold far more units than the PS2 has as of this time.
It's very possible that in total lifetime sales it won't eclipse the PS2's, though.
if you mean fastest selling then say fastest selling
more like the nintendo bitch!!
i cant believe soyboys are browsing HSG right now...
I wonder if the new update outfits in odyssey are going to count towards the 100% for speedrunning.
hsg actually stands for homosexual soyboy guerillas
>dark souls remaster for pc and switch
how many times will i buy this game
it's worth it, unlike skyrim
Switch – 146,006 (134,519)
PlayStation 4 – 75,344 (37,175)
New 2DS LL – 28,237 (20,409)
PlayStation 4 Pro – 16,339 (12,456)
New 3DS LL – 12,246 (12,542)
PlayStation Vita – 11,929 (7,970)
2DS – 5,254 (3,700)
Xbox One – 190 (335)
Xbox One X – 9 (23)
the real joke on this is that the xbonex is down to single digit sales
Japan has never been big into microsoft's consoles
whats the point of buying it again
unless they changed something worthwhile, just go play your old copy
it's a remake
why buy any remake
>not remastering Demon's Souls
>especially when they're pulling the plug on the online servers this February
Wait demon souls servers are still up? I thought they'd been shut down already
once again too depressed to jerk it
im legit worried
if im not content with jerking it anymore what am i supposed to do with my life
what if videogames are next
what if shitposting is next
same, the game's like 8 years old or something?
if they change something worthwhile, then it might be worth replaying
anyone who has bought skyrim more than once is a fucking dolt
During a depressive phase all of the above things you mentioned happened to me
It was a shitty couple of months, turns out my anti anxiety and anti depressants were synergizing badly and it made me not wanna do anything
>Up to six players can join together online to help, or hurt, each other throughout their quest.
So there's at least one new thing. Not exactly a gamechanger though.
>6 player dark souls
i wonder how dsg feels about the switch release
too much pleasure-seeking makes pleasure-seeking less pleasurable. you need to moderate it with other activities
go off on like a spiritual tangent or start working out in your spare time
I've played Superman 64
real females are unable to comprehend the nintendo 64 controller layout
It's famously trash, thanks for your input rev
how do we save rev from the power of his own mind
does tatsumaki guy still post here
why are video games that aren't granblue so boring
>autismboy failing his trick over and over, resetting
>blaming the game angrily while the couch sits in awkward silence
nope i'm out
why the FUCK are video games so boring
play real video games
i do but they're boring and i dont enjoy them
secret of evermore
i saw a guy choke hard on tp a year or so ago
it was Sad!
i mean i guess civ is a good way to pass hours at a time without really getting anything done
>Charge attacks on axes is just you swinging it around like a motherfucker
damn that was actually really fun
then we'll be free of you
so is there any difference besides the 60 fps meme
my dad works at from so ill let you know as soon as i can
you become le me
>framerate is a meme
i dont have a playstation anymore so the only copy i have is pc
and that runs bad
im not actually gonna buy it again though youre right it'd be silly
they really oughtta have remade demons souls
30/60 fps has always been a shit meme and it's even ruined some older games because people whine if it isn't there and then they have to go back and fix it
is popteam epic worth watching
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what if i told you i had a ps4 for half a year before i bought a switch......
maximum comfy status: engaged
i hope i never have to move
are demons souls, dark souls, and kings field all in the same universe
or are they three parallel universes
dark souls and demons souls are different
king's field doesn't matter because who the fuck has played a king's field game
>Mario + rabbids inspired xcom director to reevaluate the genre
Did you see him raging the other day
Apparently there's some Next Generation minifig set and the Wesley Crusher one was crying and he took great offense
Apparently he's haunted to this day by people yelling "Shut up, Wesley"
lowkey wanna get dicked rn
idk what this has to do with me gettin the pipe but it's a good image
oh btw here's your "not a musclehead" indigo
if you care about fantrolls in current year you need to die
first gif was better
i liked the other one better
ive been paying near 0 attention to the trollcall but wasnt it a thing that trolls dont care about fashion and ones like kanaya were exceptions to that rule
i really dont know how are they gonna handle 100 trolls in the remaining 3 acts
where's the superwholock troll
the sooner you understand that homestuck is now an invader zim/nightmare before christmas thing that only exists because its brand is easy to sell to autistic teens, the sooner you can move on
that's a big chair
Oh no grampa rev is live blogging having a stroke
one of my friends claims to be allergic to gluten and never stops talking about it
how do i dispel the myth
sneak gluten into their food
no amount of smooth leg skin can hide your huge man knees and feet
depends on what you expect by 'handle'
whats wrong with that
a call center near me is hiring
i wonder if that would be better than my current job
i mean, it's fixed pay at least...
whats your current job
if dan gheesling played d&d he'd be dan tiefling...
it's been so quiet lately that i haven't been able to work enough to cover my bills, so i want a change
also a woman yelled at me for five minutes yesterday over one scoop of ice cream
im so fucking bored
being a neet fucking sucks
working in food services was the worst job i ever had
i'd so go for it dude, it's almost guaranteed to be better
aren't call centers hellish, though
watching anime is torture
work sucks too son
how do people get bored when the internet provides unlimited shit to do
they start craving actual human interaction
id rather be working and make money than be a lazy bored neet with no moey
why is getting a job that doesn't suck and pays enough for me to live comfortably so hard
just pull up your neet bootstraps
thats why we have le vr chat :)
it's weird how vr worlds populated by intelligent ai are, like, almost reality
i wonder if my grandparents felt this same weird sense of impending futurism when they saw a microwave for the first time
i’m going to go work at deviantart
where the hell do you think you are
they encourage everybody to social climb from a young age instead of just white people
behold.... my secret technique...
homestuck has good music
real life AU where i dont feel PTSD when i hear homestuck music
*climbs social ladder on all fours*
i like your animal style kid, you're hired!
theres LITERALLY nothing wrong with climbing stairs in animal mode
in fact i would argue the opposite is true. if you're alone in your home, out of public eye, and you're ascending your stairs normally on your two human legs, you are damaged as a person
Call centers aren't bad as long as you're not doing sales. I did call center work for a year for a network of for profit universities
All we did was say "we see your looking at colleges, wanna be transferred to an admissions advisor at so-and-so university" and it was super easy
Pays not great, but each and everyday will be spent reading the same script sitting at a desk, which is nice
It's the kinda job where you just shut your brain off and exist for 8.5hrs
Am I having fun? Am I having fun?
i tried to go down the stairs animal style one time and almost died
Wasn't wesley crusher the original shithead little kid everyone hated.
I was gonna ask why all the original instances of shitty fandom things were in star trek but then I remembered that star trek was the original fandom.
well, at least the original modern fandom.
On the one hand I think people like takahashi should be shamed out of being a video game reviewer but on the other hand if you just dress up ez mode as RADICAL mode I think that'd be pretty neat
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Nintendo will completely destroy Sony in Japan if nothing changes fast
he's a boy genius character who is more competent and than the trained crew at whatever he sets his mind to
he's really just there for kids (and gene roddenberry) to self insert into, so they can imagine going on epic adventures with picard and gang
they eventually write him out of the show as a main character. they actually do kind of interesting things with him when he shows back up every once in awhile after that, he basically flunks out of starfleet academy and fucks off into the sunset with a mystical space giant.
>he basically flunks out of starfleet academy and fucks off into the sunset with a mystical space giant.
while that sounds sort of neat, how does that work if he's gary stu boy genius
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I'm scared bros
people shit on amiibo but in like almost all cases i think they're pretty good
they're decentish cheap figurines that also do shit in video games if you have them
i had a bowser amiibo from when they first came out because i mained him and pikachu and i could use it to find the local coins in odyssey
amiibo party and that mario mini game or whatever it was that work exclusively off of amiibo are kind of shit though, or they should be free
actually i think the mario one was free? I don't remember
he helps cover up another student's accidental death that he is partially responsible for, actually
it basically torpedoes his starfleet career before it ever began, and he eventually just gives up and resigns starfleet
The episode with Wesley and the rest of his cadet group facing the tribunal was actually pretty good
I liked that he was so used to being with the Enterprise and it's crew of superstar role models that he went along with his senior cadet's orders and didn't even realize how bad theyd fucked up until they all got subpoenaed
i liked how he just kind of went and did his own thing with herman munster in the end. the show really beat you over the head with "this kid is destined for starfleet greatness" for so many seasons, it was cool to see him do something as heinous as covering up a death and then ending up a no good jobless spacebending hippie.
but iirc in one of the movies he inexplicably shows in the background of some starfleet ceremony dressed in officer's garb, so that kind of ruins everything
fork spam it roomba
my room mate is still using the kitchen
>he inexplicably shows in the background of some starfleet ceremony dressed in officer's garb, so that kind of ruins everything
maybe they wanted him to show up for shits
yeah, i guess they probably just wanted the actor to be there as a send off, and didn't want to bother explaining how he got there from thinkspace. still it's weird. just have him in normal clothes.
feeling... RaNdOm... WAFFLES!!!11
i'm sure other people have given Frisk a normal name but this is the first one I've seen, I think
also I can't say I know many girls named frisk
*falls through the bathroom hole*
>The sun actually produces mostly green light
epic homestuck reference
why do you think a huge majority of earth's plantlife is green?
>friend describes himself as "vain as fuck"
>buys expensive shoes and gadgets and useless shit he can't afford because he ties possessing that to appearing more impressive to people
>yet the man will not bathe regularly, has a big pubey bush beard, and generally looks like a greasy hobo
people are weird
that's called "nigger rich"
let the idiots in california spend $10 per gallon of sewer water, it'll kill them faster
how does going god tier work
is it just:
alive player dies on quest bed > dreamer player becomes god tier
dreamer player dies on quest bed > revives as god tier
you know nothing about aesthetics
no one really cares, least of all hussie
Yeah pretty much from what I remember. We saw the John that died on the quest bed as a dream ghost so they seem to exist as separate consciousnesses where one will die while the other takes over for good.
thats actually pretty spooky
>die on quest bed, expecting to revive with cool powers
>end up dying for good
this is arguably one of the worst things hussie did to the comic
what was with that anyway
doesn't that mean there's a dream caliborn somewhere
upgrade your whatsitcalled xp bar to the max then die on your quest bed
hsg would you drink your own piss
>there a people who think homestuck invented the term 'god tier'
fucked up but true....
to make things worse your dream self will wake up with your memories and think it worked perfectly while living out the rest of your life for you
right i forgot about the echeladder
doesnt the dream self and real self share the same memories all the time
karkat remembered waking up on prospit
your consciousness is linked, its not spooky
yeah, waking up only to be ragekilled by jack isn't a fun time
wait where's Dad in the snapchat stories?
did he kill himself because everyone was gay?
he move overseas to work professionally as a not-hugging-jane manager
he's very busy
what a stupid fucking way to phrase that. it’s been proven to be a neurotoxin among other things and even if it’s good for your teeth it isn’t good for the rest of you
snapchat isnt canon
mcdondalds here doesnt ahve a dollar menu.
no shit they dont use dollars
fucker idiot ass
the guy who made night in the woods was the one who made this
did you expect some lofty standard from night in the woods developers
feminazi stole my racial solidarity!
you're pretty fucking stupid
i heard it was a pretty decent game and it's pretty disappointing to find that they made that trainwreck yea
its disinfo, they phrase like that on purpose
i was going to post some really dumb comic about how vriska and dave are trans and god tier made them transition but it's like 25 fucking images and I don't hate myself or y'all enough to do that
so link to it instead
i saw that
thought the same thing
my favourite part of nitw: when the ending is garbage and the final """challenge""" is jumping on a couple platforms up a well
its that moment games have where you're supposed to use what you've learnt so far but the gameplay is so thin it's just pure ass
post it in the next thread
night in the woods looked like doodoo trash from what i saw
have at it
it's mostly i'd have to go through and save 25+ images of that shit, that's way too much effort for a shitpost
u can clipboardimage.png them
scott benson is a fucking clown lmao
>make art, make rent, papa johns
his game sucks too
nitw is great and ill fight every one of you
uhhhhh that actually means they reflect green light the most instead of absorbing it