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 No.1098447

 No.1098451

File: d083dda29d058b9⋯.png (126.29 KB, 500x522, 250:261, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1098452

pop team epic is getting FOUR new voice actors

yuuki aoi, taketatsu ayana for part 1

furukawa toshio (piccolo) and maeda masaharu (fist of the north star narrator / yoshikage kira) for part 2


 No.1098453

>>1098452

is this a joke or actual


 No.1098454

File: 5e9b05ef1f4c158⋯.png (801.99 KB, 1392x737, 1392:737, 2799E36A-43B9-440D-B3AC-FC….png)

File: f8911366190cd35⋯.jpeg (48.32 KB, 680x382, 340:191, 29A5DB33-CA66-4373-B802-9….jpeg)

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File: f34330db22b9297⋯.jpeg (24.72 KB, 300x250, 6:5, 2261390F-9EBF-4C42-9BF2-5….jpeg)

File: dd93f00c28fc787⋯.jpeg (230.46 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, 41124504-C08D-4316-A095-E….jpeg)


 No.1098455

thanks doc......... xD


 No.1098456

File: 1dcc20622e6d485⋯.png (1.88 MB, 1024x1280, 4:5, 97638d1c51f5187fef8b44d457….png)


 No.1098457

>>1098453

as far as i know it isn't a joke


 No.1098458

File: 7229ead45c989ec⋯.jpg (377.19 KB, 2048x1365, 2048:1365, 1515609468102.jpg)

need completely memetarded wrestler gf


 No.1098459

xD


 No.1098460

i hope they just change va every episode


 No.1098461

episode 2 is out and subbed by the way


 No.1098462

AI that reads your mind and uses it to generate the perfect waifu for you


 No.1098463

Gööb abdernœn ebryone


 No.1098464

File: 45366fe4341a93a⋯.png (839.52 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

I have a whole list of reasons why I would pick my beautiful wife Yuuri, I love her so much.

1.She probably smells good

2.She is brave and selfless

3.Her attitude keeps spirits up

4.Her body is wonderfully proportioned

5.She has pretty eyes

6.Scientifically proven high adaptability

7.She gives off a sense of warmth and softness

8.She is beautiful.

9.Hair tastes good.

10.Great sense of rhythm.

11.She would keep you warm and share food with you.

12.She is good at pressing buttons.

13.She would be a good mother.

14.Right amount of crazy.

15.Knows how to operate all weapons.

16. Fat teats.

17.She is protective of those she loves.

18.She has no inhibitions.

19.She could make a great meal.

20.She is probably god.

21.She is the coolest person in the world.

22.She inspires creativity.

23.She is very strong.

24.She is difficult to digest.

25.She makes her friend happy.

26.She knows how not to embarrass her friend in heartfelt moments.

27.She always knows the way.

28.Not afraid to experiment with the unknown.

29.Well balanced.

30.Does not get hangovers.

31.Defends the weak.

32.Athletic, could have competed on an international level if the world hadn't ended.

33. Always helpful, regardless of circumstances.

34.Not ashamed by nudity, finds it to be liberating and beautiful.

35.Greatest philosopher of her time.

36.Can harness the power of the moon.

37.Stretchy and cute face.

38.Fears no man or beast, can defeat foes despite obvious physical advantages.

39.High intelligence.

40.Can discern between the inedible and edible.

41.Her body is warm and would be nice to cuddle with.

42.She is a survivor of impossible circumstances.

43.World's greatest riflewoman.

44.Quick reflexes.

45.Great at holding hands.

46.Greatest artist of her time.

47.Not too picky about things.

48.Great with pets.

49.Talented singer.

50.Can hold her liquor.


 No.1098465

Today is a good day to look out a window while pleasantly stoned and listen to Ghost as the cars go by


 No.1098466

>>1098456

god i want karkles' pajamas so bad


 No.1098467

Chii-chan is better


 No.1098468

your name is karkles you're a bitchslut supreme


 No.1098469

File: 4e6c0bfa5e1d908⋯.png (193.05 KB, 931x549, 931:549, Untitled.png)


 No.1098470

>>1098468

i jacked off to that at least once


 No.1098471

File: b10891d721f27fb⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 609.31 KB, 1164x1012, 291:253, 2352263 - Dave_Strider Hom….png)

File: 6fc86592fd3b871⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 278.57 KB, 810x810, 1:1, 1883249 - Homestuck Karkat….png)

File: c09a4c0719b0c17⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.96 MB, 2148x1964, 537:491, 2082338 - Cavitees Homestu….png)

File: 91d3f60ac3cfb8a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 215.34 KB, 697x670, 697:670, Karkat's dress is coming O….jpg)

File: ca2d6fccb1ea78f⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 614.95 KB, 1400x1200, 7:6, karkat.png)


 No.1098472

File: 351debc466c8312⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 209.78 KB, 595x870, 119:174, BB14_-_Dan.jpg)


 No.1098473

>>1098471

where's 4 with kanaya in the window


 No.1098474

>got the black star

finally, I can kill bandits and use their souls to fuel my alchemy/enchant loop


 No.1098475

File: 2574e054599c984⋯.gif (252.97 KB, 697x670, 697:670, What Are You Two Doing Wit….gif)


 No.1098476

>>1098474

and now you're a god

>>1098475

thanks i love it


 No.1098477

>>1098476

not yet I'm not, I've been having trouble finding ENOUGH of the alchemy ingredients

I may have to learn how to do the follower/duplication bug to do this


 No.1098478

katwa shouju thread on /vg/ needs to get fuckin banned


 No.1098479

>>1098478

good luck with that


 No.1098480

>>1098479

if a bunch of other "its just a chatroom circlejerk" threads got banned they need to get gone too

same with doki book club vn thread with their suicide hotline in the op thing


 No.1098481

>>1098478

why

they seem to be okay lads

they write and do art and improve themselves for their waifu

that's dedication that sako wishes he had for his tankwife


 No.1098482

>>1098481

eat shit and die


 No.1098483

>>1098480

>same with doki book club vn thread with their suicide hotline in the op thing

lol


 No.1098484

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

It's cold as witch titties

Listen to black metal


 No.1098485

grant gets mad over chatroom circlejerks being the owner of a chatroom circlejerk


 No.1098487

>>1098485

[in grant voice] you utter fool, you ignorant rube


 No.1098488


 No.1098489

File: 6bf58a389a590ba⋯.png (15.22 KB, 128x98, 64:49, intensifeyes.png)

>The item is currently in transit to the destination as of January 13, 2018 at 12:54 pm.


 No.1098490

File: 54d299a358a3a65⋯.jpg (64.49 KB, 408x536, 51:67, 1515617668893.jpg)

>i might fail university

>again

there's no limit to human stupidity


 No.1098491

>>1098478

smash that motherfucking report button until the mods get sick of seeing you report them

that's how i got hsg banned


 No.1098492

shitto why must you lie


 No.1098493

we all suck toes now


 No.1098494

*me, a contrarian*

i suck fingers


 No.1098495

do the stanky leg


 No.1098496

do the stanky leg


 No.1098497

bitch i look like gokuuuuuuuuuu


 No.1098498

todays been a slow day online

aint it


 No.1098499

File: 3da7e1fabf6ecd2⋯.png (319.1 KB, 1000x609, 1000:609, 66153331_p0.png)

File: d184d630d0117e4⋯.png (1.01 MB, 1075x1716, 1075:1716, 66703494_p1.png)

File: a1267894323f49c⋯.png (1.17 MB, 1064x1570, 532:785, Screen Shot 2018-01-11 at ….png)


 No.1098500

skyrim needs a fucking mudcrab merchant


 No.1098501

>>1098499

i think that this comic, sucks. and is bad.


 No.1098502

File: 1fd42323776b395⋯.jpg (141.4 KB, 752x1063, 752:1063, anime_ass_furry_columbine_….jpg)


 No.1098503

>>1098501

She probably sucks a lot in the comic


 No.1098504

>>1098499

the VNs are better


 No.1098505

File: 3e35410c4337eea⋯.jpg (100.33 KB, 716x1011, 716:1011, 1511845215413.jpg)

File: b9e19dea22bd6f4⋯.png (888.44 KB, 1044x1103, 1044:1103, 1511843603177.png)

File: f7638885803783d⋯.jpg (98.72 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, 1512623278033.jpg)

>>1098501

probably


 No.1098506

File: 941067eac895e47⋯.png (178.9 KB, 462x450, 77:75, 1473975920275.png)

What the- is that your penis? Oh my god, it's ridiculous! Why are you showing me that tiny thing? That baby dick is gross. Anon, you're such a loser.


 No.1098507

>>1098499

very good


 No.1098508

>>1098505

its like i always say

im always right


 No.1098509

nagatoro is good, actually


 No.1098510

File: 85794c3cc6e93b4⋯.png (1.27 MB, 1077x1533, 359:511, 1513964910527.png)


 No.1098511

File: fe68047ff522f34⋯.jpg (52.11 KB, 720x709, 720:709, fe68047ff522f348a5d06c3e1c….jpg)


 No.1098512


 No.1098513

File: 525dcc8bda1affc⋯.png (31.97 KB, 166x177, 166:177, nagatoro.PNG)

good things are good grant


 No.1098515

File: 2167fe1099080f7⋯.png (423.45 KB, 600x623, 600:623, 034.png)

>>1098514


 No.1098516

File: e8081c051e7e629⋯.jpg (33.39 KB, 570x272, 285:136, 1515835866795.jpg)

what hecky

fuck the Philippines


 No.1098517

okay so

uh

duplicating The Black Star empties any soul that was in it


 No.1098518

>>1098517

no duh


 No.1098519

>>1098513

bad thigns are bad

cats eat cat food


 No.1098520

>>1098518

I didn't know, I've never done this before


 No.1098521

this turned out to be a false alarm but all this tells me is that wwiii is gonna be lit af


 No.1098522

>HONOLULU, Hawaii ― People in Hawaii received media alerts Saturday morning warning of an approaching missile and instructing people to seek shelter, but authorities quickly declared the messages were sent in error.

>“BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII,” a mobile push notification read. “SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.”

>this is not a drill

imagine getting THAT alert on your phone


 No.1098523

>>1098521

which dumb thing that he said is this in reference to


 No.1098524

oh


 No.1098525

regular black soul gems keep their grand souls, though

hmm


 No.1098526

File: a46334d277710cd⋯.png (380.39 KB, 1130x849, 1130:849, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1098521

apologies


 No.1098527

>>1098519

right

and nagatoro is good

good things

are good


 No.1098528

how do i get over my social autism

it's maybe not even social autism, maybe i just don't care enough about magic to go and do pre-releases, the last one i even did was amonkhet

i specifically went to unstable because there was no way in hell i wasn't doing that at least 3 times but i didn't even go to hod or ixalan i just bought a pre-release kit and left

i'm supposed to go with my friend to do 2HG in an hour and I'll like, probably have a decent time playing but I feel like I don't want to maybe


 No.1098529

>>1098526

I immediately saw six blatantly faked versions of that on twitter, XLR


 No.1098530

File: b7269ced5275352⋯.png (423.34 KB, 600x292, 150:73, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1098531

>>1098527

its bad

honestly

like

just bad


 No.1098532

File: 4bf68e6a37fba10⋯.png (463.45 KB, 721x747, 721:747, 1483572646330.png)


 No.1098533

File: efb10c1c763b81c⋯.png (733.11 KB, 695x1024, 695:1024, ClipboardImage.png)

haha


 No.1098534

File: 484a916d3d11e0b⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 101.71 KB, 611x756, 611:756, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 484a916d3d11e0b⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 101.71 KB, 611x756, 611:756, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 484a916d3d11e0b⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 101.71 KB, 611x756, 611:756, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 484a916d3d11e0b⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 101.71 KB, 611x756, 611:756, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 484a916d3d11e0b⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 101.71 KB, 611x756, 611:756, ClipboardImage.png)

>bato.to owner is aucitoning off the domain


 No.1098535

File: 9321f4deb611680⋯.png (156.78 KB, 533x585, 41:45, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 7b047beb5af2c54⋯.png (205.71 KB, 501x585, 167:195, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 9420f25f839b6a4⋯.png (199.83 KB, 685x480, 137:96, ClipboardImage.png)

>Minimum offer 990 USD

>Seller's asking price 9,888 USD


 No.1098536

>>1098534

>>1098535

they have property that they're selling

i don't see what's "jewish" about this

it seems pretty standard for, i dunno, a society where people own things

is capitalism a jewish scourge, grant


 No.1098537

>>1098536

i mean capitalism is a scourge.......


 No.1098538


 No.1098539

>>1098538

yeah

I saw that too

I'm just saying people immediately turned it into a joke


 No.1098540

>>1098536

its a meme you dip


 No.1098541

>>1098536

die, communist


 No.1098542

File: 5a3f93d855ea4d0⋯.png (638.67 KB, 731x504, 731:504, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1098543

>>1098540

it doesn't make sense

i figured le laughing merchant or whatever got wheeled out for seriously agregious acts of financial abuse or greediness

he's overusing it so it's losing it's meaning

i should call him an antisemite a bunch of times


 No.1098544

when's the twewy remake


 No.1098545


 No.1098546

>>1098542

Do Not


 No.1098547

>>1098542

i am 90% certain this is a VICE article without checking the source


 No.1098548

>just blinked my contact out

fuck you


 No.1098549

File: 435581806a59189⋯.jpg (117.8 KB, 1200x986, 600:493, 1515874302941.jpg)


 No.1098550

File: 7a6f5a2026396b7⋯.png (230.15 KB, 600x536, 75:67, laughing hsg.png)


 No.1098551

File: 460194d5669a7d0⋯.jpg (38.68 KB, 600x799, 600:799, 1515874867292.jpg)

me in the middle


 No.1098552

>>1098551

holy shit

that dog is so cute


 No.1098553

>>1098547

that's lifehacker


 No.1098554

>>1098519

sometimes dogs eat cat food:)


 No.1098555

>>1098528

please help


 No.1098556

>>1098536

>is capitalism a jewish scourge

yes


 No.1098557

>>1098555

start playing over watch


 No.1098558

>>1098554

yeah i know that


 No.1098559

>>1098557

deathmatch is sort of fun

i haven't played the actual game in several months


 No.1098560

>>1098558

sometimes old people that can’t afford people eat cat food


 No.1098561

>>1098560

why dont they just steal real food


 No.1098562

when does pop team epic come out


 No.1098563

i lied and said i had a really bad headache and didn't want to go

someone please fix my brain

>>1098562

ep 2 came out already i think


 No.1098564

>>1098562

episode 2 is out


 No.1098565

theres a lady on shameless who eats cat food


 No.1098566

>>1098563

jesus christ there's nothing wrong with you


 No.1098567

>>1098566

trust me there's a lot of things wrong with me but this inparticular is the thing currently upsetting me


 No.1098568

1) nothing wrong with me


 No.1098569

like my fuckbrain isn't even really giving me a reason as to why not to go i just don't want to go or something


 No.1098570

>>1098568

2) nothing wrongwith drumpf:)


 No.1098571

File: d231f2cbfd900f9⋯.png (637.17 KB, 960x1200, 4:5, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1098572

>>1098569

maybe

you just dont want to go

but you think you should

hence the conflict


 No.1098573

>>1098569

maybe you want some quiet?


 No.1098574

>>1098572

yea but this is the 3rd time in a row i've done this

>>1098573

that's probably partially it

i don't really like anything that's official because there's Stakes to it. i don't particularly care and I don't really think Dylan does either but it creates a weird atmosphere

it's certainly lessened since they changed payouts but i dunno

unstabe still had the same payout system but i guess either me or other people or both were just more focused on unstable being fun instead of whatever the new set is

i've never really been a huge fan of limited events for normal things, which is why we stopped going to normal events and only go to 2hg now


 No.1098575

would you eat cat food hsg


 No.1098576

>>1098575

no

would you fuck a baby for 40 trillion dollars


 No.1098577

the quiet thing might be part of it but in the sense of """"safety"""" because i'd do pretty much anything if we just did it here but going other places often causes me anxiety

i think that might just be kind of a cop out answer though because i eagerly went to unstable, but that might just be an outlier because it was unstable


 No.1098578

being autistic is fun you argue whether or not you want to do a thing that you'll probably enjoy to some extent because of Reasons


 No.1098579

>>1098576

id do it for 800 decillion


 No.1098580

>>1098575

kibble yeah

the wet kind probably not, unless you put it in a wrap or something


 No.1098581

fact is, you're just distressed that society tells you you should want to do social stuff but you don't


 No.1098582

>>1098571

where's the joke buckley


 No.1098583

new york Excelsior is 100% korean


 No.1098584

>actual differences in the encore

oh god, i have to rewatch ep 1


 No.1098585

>>1098581

i guess

i still buy a pre-release pack, i just don't go to the event

i guess i miss out on prize packs but i don't really care unless i were to get like a 50 dollar card or something and in my experiences that doesn't usually happen in prize packs

>>1098583

aren't all the owl teams at least 90% korean


 No.1098586

fuck society


 No.1098587

more like your genetic instincts telling you that being lonely sucks balls


 No.1098588

>>1098585

houston doesn't seem to have any


 No.1098589

>>1098586

haha i love mr robot :)


 No.1098590

>>1098587

found the evopsych bro


 No.1098591

File: 127cd49251232bc⋯.jpg (162.57 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, yeeee boi.jpg)


 No.1098592

File: e7036129bc66a84⋯.png (52.14 KB, 1131x391, 1131:391, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1098588

looks like a bunch of swedes


 No.1098593

File: 3d5f469e270e8eb⋯.png (249.05 KB, 471x361, 471:361, ClipboardImage.png)

>2018

>evopsych


 No.1098594

my mind: need gf badly

me, jerking off to twink porn: fuck off


 No.1098595

evolutionary psychology is true because it makes liberals mad


 No.1098596

of course wonk and xlr (sjw fags) recoil in horror at the mention of it


 No.1098597

File: d9f4510f832b8c6⋯.png (1.96 MB, 1536x2048, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1098598

In an article in the latest issue of Time a line of dialogue made me laugh really loud

It mentioned that the idea of Trump being impeached via the 25th Amendment was "political porn for conspiracy wonks"


 No.1098599

how can evolutionary psychology be real if evolution isn't real


 No.1098600

Er, text not dialogue


 No.1098601

File: bfd9d3f265e219b⋯.png (1.1 MB, 1752x913, 1752:913, 1515859633216.png)


 No.1098602

>>1098601

>Opera for president


 No.1098603

>>1098601

the salty pill


 No.1098604

gays are sad people


 No.1098605

Take that Stacey

*does a running leap into the mampile*


 No.1098606

File: 8f9aed85ecdb879⋯.png (758.49 KB, 950x1000, 19:20, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1098607

File: 7607b1fe7725959⋯.png (784.13 KB, 640x1080, 16:27, 1515798648848.png)


 No.1098608

>>1098604

I wouldn't exactly call them people


 No.1098609

>find 3 kars over the course of the match

>not a single sight

>not a red dot, not a 2x scope, nothing at all

god i hate this


 No.1098610

File: b45d871be1fe7e2⋯.png (1.15 MB, 652x1280, 163:320, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1098611

File: f994cc7877be410⋯.png (293.73 KB, 298x499, 298:499, ClipboardImage.png)

File: d47882de2d51a7c⋯.png (277.12 KB, 480x480, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: e9656ee808e4c3b⋯.png (1.08 MB, 1280x716, 320:179, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1098609

>>find 3 kars


 No.1098612

File: 3080ea8680350b0⋯.png (486.5 KB, 600x450, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 21b1267ef356ecf⋯.png (301.1 KB, 350x527, 350:527, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1098613

"people" who watch anime but refuse to read manga are subhuman


 No.1098614

>>1098613

who does that


 No.1098615


 No.1098616

>>1098614

my friend unfortunately


 No.1098617

I watch anime

I do not read manga


 No.1098618


 No.1098619

>>1098617

i'm sorry

it's terminal


 No.1098620

>all hail shadow stuck in my head

guess i've got brain problems!!!!!


 No.1098621

AU where bad reputation becomes the meme song everyone associates with shrek and no one even remembers all star


 No.1098622

ben


 No.1098623

is having to make up an excuse whenever you don't want to hang out with someone fucked up or what


 No.1098624

>>1098623

such is the normie's burden


 No.1098625

hallelujah... hallelujah...


 No.1098626

na na na~


 No.1098627

>>1098620

i've had the sonic underground theme stuck in my head all day, wanna trade


 No.1098628

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1098620

my coworker mentioned something at work and it made me think of this and it hasn't left since thursday


 No.1098629

File: d778f68c9336a09⋯.png (356.15 KB, 832x632, 104:79, bart5.png)

my dick is so big that when I pull it out, the whole room smell like a dick


 No.1098630

smeg


 No.1098631

welcome to youkoso japari park emerged from the depths and reimplanted itself into my brain recently


 No.1098632

>>1098629

I think the word you're looking for is "Dirty"


 No.1098633

i too am afflicted with stonk dick

it sucks


 No.1098634

more like, poop team unepic,


 No.1098635


 No.1098636

>>1098633

can i suck


 No.1098637

>>1098629

wash ur dick brah


 No.1098638

I've been listening to the made in abyss ending all day


 No.1098639

>>1098636

*dodges*


 No.1098640

literally gas the gays


 No.1098641

>>1098638

it's a nice ed


 No.1098642

*8rap*


 No.1098643

beef or chicken


 No.1098644

>>1098643

always beef


 No.1098645

beef


 No.1098646

i think i posted about it here but tkmiz saw the card /a/ sent to her so that was nice


 No.1098647

File: 9c0afe0284d9c76⋯.jpg (68.59 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1515794512779.jpg)


 No.1098648

there was an old lady at the card shop today that had been playing mtg so long that she had a 3 digit DCI number

i think mine is like 7


 No.1098649

>>1098647

this pic is like if one of those neural network things tried to generate hentai


 No.1098650

>>1098648

>that had been playing mtg so long that she had a 3 digit DCI number

damn


 No.1098651

someone sent me a video about how tcg animes aren't like tcgs at all and i thought of the play with ignite memories because that's the most anime thing I can think of


 No.1098652

What kind of salad should I get with my dindin

Caesar or Greek


 No.1098653

>>1098652

caesar


 No.1098654

>>1098652

always caeser


 No.1098655

>>1098652

caesar


 No.1098656

File: 0c672ac46bc807a⋯.png (187.08 KB, 265x370, 53:74, ClipboardImage.png)

had a silly-ass UR raid deck for my prerelease

this card might singlehandedly ruin the format though. it's unbeatable and for some reason rare instead of mythic so it will show up fairly often.


 No.1098657

i have never seen a greek salad ever


 No.1098658

True to Caesar it is then

>>1098657

How do you feel about feta, kalamata olives, and lots of raw onion


 No.1098659

>>1098658

that sounds good as shit actually

i change my answer, throw that caeser in the fuckin garbo and get based greek


 No.1098660

shovel knight should have hollow knight dlc.


 No.1098661

>>1098660

does it not


 No.1098662

oh hollow knight is something else


 No.1098663

>>1098662

hollow knight is the roguelike


 No.1098664

File: 1c34d62c1247541⋯.gif (1.62 MB, 326x184, 163:92, tumblr_p29vhqXbTt1ttivgvo3….gif)


 No.1098665

>>1098663

No, hollow knight is the metroidvania. Maybe you're thinking of Rampage Knight?


 No.1098666

>>1098665

Ack, no, wait, you might be thinking of fight knight


 No.1098667

File: 7999369d958526b⋯.jpg (17.98 KB, 208x154, 104:77, Boniface_IV.jpg)


 No.1098668

wwhens return to kamigawwa


 No.1098669

File: 38d96f74858c66e⋯.gif (1.75 MB, 320x180, 16:9, jade's mom ass.gif)

>>1098664

Why is Vriska fucking Vriska


 No.1098670

>>1098665

i wasn't thinking of anything i said the wrong word


 No.1098671

File: 60035e0adf23fd2⋯.png (67.28 KB, 1055x665, 211:133, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1098672

>>1098671

A girl can dream~


 No.1098673

please open a lgs down the street from me so i don't feel anxiety about going there


 No.1098674

>>1098595

i’ll be honest with you bsb i can’t remember exactly what evolutionary psychology refers to

i guess you win this one by default


 No.1098675

psychology is a science within 5%


 No.1098676

>>1098674

it's shit like "women are biologically more designed to like the color pink because they used to gather berries"


 No.1098677

i guess it's a blood moon cause when the camel got up it showed one in its background


 No.1098678

>>1098676

oh

i mean yeah evoloutionary psychology exists in some sense but most gender roles are still made up

just because you say something is because of x doesn’t mean it isn’t because of x y and z


 No.1098679

so uh

I hadn't checked my mail all this week, and when I checked it earlier, something was in my mailbox that I've been talking about wanting

whoever sent it, if you're here, that is, part of HSG, you've got about five minutes to fess up


 No.1098680

File: 0a1f01f2e7ad4a1⋯.mp4 (14.65 MB, 852x480, 71:40, 2018-01-13 16-54-55.mp4)

alright time's up


 No.1098681

hey rev


 No.1098682

>>1098681

yes hi, what?


 No.1098683

>>1098682

do you want to be my little slave? :)


 No.1098684


 No.1098685

File: 1a9e9adbc52faf3⋯.png (75.36 KB, 238x332, 119:166, join the fox team.png)

neat!


 No.1098686

>>1098685

hey do you want to be my little slave? :)


 No.1098687

>>1098686

I said no


 No.1098688

hey jim why don't you start wearing glasses instead of contacts so you can go for the numale look


 No.1098689

File: 1394a7758509800⋯.jpeg (66.8 KB, 628x434, 314:217, 5F727F6C-B969-47B8-8E1D-D….jpeg)

>the harvesting schema doesn’t turn off


 No.1098690

>>1098688

specifcially to avoid the numale look

i did my time though

high school forensic debate, varsity quic (televised semifinals): glasses, bow tie sweatervest


 No.1098691

does everybody feed off of attention and praise like this


 No.1098692

I wish I didn't have to keep seeing keifer sutherland's bare ass


 No.1098693

>>1098691

no, just you


 No.1098694

>>1098693

hey rev how would you like to be my little slave? :)


 No.1098695

File: c704c04092018d4⋯.mp4 (7.2 MB, 852x480, 71:40, 2018-01-13 17-38-52.mp4)

knuckles calls to me, bruddas


 No.1098696

>when I skritch under the cat's chin and he closes his eyes


 No.1098697

File: 4e9748e16c0e038⋯.png (186.8 KB, 500x281, 500:281, ClipboardImage.png)

this might be too woke for some of y’all, but the eric andre show and pop team epic are the exact same show


 No.1098698

why is Burning Man so intent on turning me into a flambe?


 No.1098699

imagine... my own little slave. :)


 No.1098700

>>1098696

thats a good feel


 No.1098701

File: a223ef035f57d7c⋯.jpeg (86.3 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 35BCB5D3-D2AA-478B-831D-E….jpeg)


 No.1098702

epic feel: a little slave of my very own. :)


 No.1098703

midas touch except it's the wonk touch and instead of gold it turns things into shit


 No.1098704

i touch rev and he turns into my little slave.

:)


 No.1098705

sponge what are you on about tonight


 No.1098706

File: 90926278a67989f⋯.png (73.8 KB, 436x484, 109:121, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1098707

>>1098705

I think he's doing coke again


 No.1098708

>>1098707

kind of a wild assumption

i wonder if he's still doing those gas station energy pills


 No.1098709

i’m all hopped up on the le cocaine! (actually i’m just sleep deprived and epic)


 No.1098710

File: 43fb2d5c5c41a57⋯.png (58.85 KB, 472x310, 236:155, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1098711

>>1098708

i take them in the morning before work because they’re faster than coffee


 No.1098712

>>1098705

i want to own rev.

he would be my little slave. :)


 No.1098713

if i had a genie i'd wish for confidence


 No.1098714

if i had a genie i would slay it and consume the body


 No.1098715

i'd wish for infinite wishes

then a gf


 No.1098716

time to sulk in the /ck/ alcoholic threads

sad jaj


 No.1098717

>>1098714

I don't think that works. Aren't they made of air? It be more like you'd inhale it.


 No.1098718

time to buy me a spice herb grinder with pollen catcher


 No.1098719

so does anybody happen to have oblivion goty for 360?


 No.1098720

>>1098717

even better

i’d vape it


 No.1098721

my other wish would be for self control so i could keep drugs in the house


 No.1098722

>>1098706

they're missing the best part


 No.1098723

File: 1c2778524933547⋯.png (71.6 KB, 500x378, 250:189, [screams eternally].png)


 No.1098724

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

challenge: do NOT get a boner while watching this


 No.1098725

I wish I had a real TV


 No.1098726

>>1098724

>2 seconds in I see the video title

I win.


 No.1098727

File: debb322ea40ed08⋯.jpg (1.84 MB, 4096x2304, 16:9, IMG_20180113_182814[1].jpg)

there wasn't a name on the return address, just the address


 No.1098728

File: 4e8490bd3c3739b⋯.jpg (40.99 KB, 640x656, 40:41, IMG_0845.JPG)

File: b391dc79c527329⋯.jpg (40.92 KB, 640x360, 16:9, IMG_0846.JPG)


 No.1098729

File: 247f53d22521e4d⋯.jpeg (98.75 KB, 1080x1078, 540:539, 2B98A8E8-CEE1-4F05-9DBE-5….jpeg)


 No.1098730

>>1098728

who are you, fall down karkat man


 No.1098731

File: 2869bf2a1e761c7⋯.png (162.22 KB, 588x610, 294:305, damn bro.png)


 No.1098732

>>1098730

its wonk copying tumblrposts


 No.1098733

this lttp race is the only good race in gdq history

and it's damn good


 No.1098734

>>1098733

i only got to see the last 5 minutes

fucc


 No.1098735


 No.1098736

>>1098735

i already know who won tho :((


 No.1098737

File: 97474b0c89f3c5b⋯.mp4 (3.03 MB, 852x480, 71:40, 2018-01-13 18-52-48.mp4)


 No.1098738

File: 7999369d958526b⋯.jpg (17.98 KB, 208x154, 104:77, Boniface_IV.jpg)


 No.1098739

>>1098736

it was a weird randomizer run, so you couldn't even tell who was leading for 90% of the run anyway

it was mainly good because the couch had the bantz, so it's still worth watching imo


 No.1098740

>>1098706

wwho dis


 No.1098741

Pearl Jam is fuuuuuuuuuckin gay


 No.1098742

>>1098740

human au phos


 No.1098743

>>1098741

you get down on your knees and say that son


 No.1098744

>>1098742

Oh yeah

Cute

But they're too happy there


 No.1098745

jizzkiller bois


 No.1098746

>>1098744

before they lose antarc they're still genki


 No.1098747

i made my dog mad and so she's weaponized monkeynoises to annoy the shit out of me


 No.1098748

File: d39aaa5b7aa12d6⋯.png (283.56 KB, 500x400, 5:4, d39aaa5b7aa12d6f73e9a23bc3….png)


 No.1098749

File: 89fdc7088366deb⋯.png (403.76 KB, 640x371, 640:371, ClipboardImage.png)

japan.....


 No.1098750

it kind of upsets me that the city themes are literally just past game city themes

rito island is the same as dragon roost just slower

zora village is OoT zora village but with a few keys changed

the stable song is Totally Not Epona's Song


 No.1098751

>>1098748

>gamz

>erotic

pls end urself


 No.1098752

>>1098750

>expecting nintendo to take risks with a series that prints money


 No.1098753

>>1098749

isnt that china


 No.1098754

do I get anything worthwhile for completing missions with no kills in MGS V?


 No.1098755

>>1098752

i mean, if they want them to be the past city themes, make them the past city themes

this game barely has any zelda music and when they put in zelda music they skimp out on it too

the only good one seems to be hyrule castle


 No.1098756

File: 89fdc7088366deb⋯.png (403.76 KB, 640x371, 640:371, ClipboardImage.png)

china.....


 No.1098757

did gamzee die in the end

I can't remember but I hope so


 No.1098758

>>1098755

they probably start with the old ones and replace them depending on how much time they have left before the deadline


 No.1098759

>>1098757

i remember he got bisected and one half of him was part of lord english, but i can't remember if that was pre- or post-retcon


 No.1098760


 No.1098761

>>1098757

I think he actually started to suffocate in the fridge but it wasn't clear what happened after that.


 No.1098762

>>1098757

Dirk cuts him in half during Caliborn's masterpiece and one half of him is sealed in lil cal along with Caliborn and ARquiusprite. Presumably, the other half of him is alive somewhere on future earth


 No.1098763

how do you think cranky kong feels about new donk city having a festival showcasing how someone beat him


 No.1098764

File: f7e89c673bc7c92⋯.webm (2.43 MB, 1052x592, 263:148, 1515900795782[1].webm)


 No.1098765

>>1098763

I wonder what he thinks of Mario having not aged at all


 No.1098766

>>1098762

>Dirk cuts him in half during Caliborn's masterpiece and one half of him is sealed in lil cal along with Caliborn and ARquiusprite

wtf???

i remember none of this


 No.1098767

>>1098764

something worse than jackposting


 No.1098768

>>1098766

it was clay so no one can blame you

also i think the part where gamzee got sucked in was only shown, it wasnt mentioned in the text


 No.1098769

>>1098764

What the hell am I watching?


 No.1098770

>>1098764

someone should tell her about the tide pods recipe


 No.1098771

>>1098767

as in jack frost? Who was it that posted that all the time, 420??


 No.1098772

wait was rachaels name in the credits

im pretty sure she helped do caliborns masterpiece


 No.1098773

>>1098765

or pauline


 No.1098774

>>1098766

hussie decided to have caliborn's defeat (?) only featured via claymation in a way that wasn't clearly connected to the canon timeline

i still have no idea when the fuck that was supposed to happen in the timeline, or if it even happened in the real post-retcon timeline, or whatever the fuck. it was one of those things that should have been covered in the finale, but instead we get vriska opening a box and absolutely no resolution, as if that explains everything


 No.1098775

(vriska)


 No.1098776

Caliborn and Gamzee deserved better.


 No.1098777

>>1098762

>the other half of him is alive

wasn't the whole point of his immortality that the only functional timeline is the one that leads to masterpiece, meaning that after they're all sealed in lil cal the other half has no reason to continue even existing?


 No.1098778

>>1098774

at least we got some snapchats tho ;)))


 No.1098779

>>1098777

I want to believe.


 No.1098780

File: d22edeb9ff887c3⋯.webm (2.76 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1515892937742.webm)

>>1098771

no jack is a youtube "chef" that people post webms of on the cooking board


 No.1098781

>>1098779

in his continued suffering?


 No.1098782

>>1098780

post the corndog one


 No.1098783

>>1098764

disgusting


 No.1098784

gf


 No.1098785

i guess maybe the implication is that the caliborn fight happens waaaay after the main story? like everyone lives their lives for a few hundred years and are finally like well i guess we better go do that thing we're destined to do

or wait, the kids got trapped in the juju right, when did that happen? did they get let out during the fight? i can't remember. does that means it happened off screen prior to the ending flash?

why was this ending so fucking retarded, i can't remember how anything happened


 No.1098786

File: d22edeb9ff887c3⋯.webm (2.76 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1515892937742.webm)

>>1098782

i dont know why this is going at 15 frames a second


 No.1098787

>>1098785

*writes long-winded tumblr theory that proves the ending is secretly not shit*


 No.1098788

>>1098785

what if we paid someone competent to write a new post-act-5 for homestuck


 No.1098789

holy shit a horse with shit taste


 No.1098790

File: 3d8f140441944ee⋯.png (41.41 KB, 311x105, 311:105, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1098791

>>1098788

people always say this but you cant write a new good ending when everyone still remembers the actual bad one


 No.1098792

File: d70573c5fe6ac9c⋯.webm (2.71 MB, 844x446, 422:223, 1515890577943.webm)

whoops this one


 No.1098793

File: 4ee0deb0160cc54⋯.gif (8.79 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 457d8f24d7d7191948ff9e0a57….gif)


 No.1098794

how do I upload a picture of a working mirror? Like it will show up on your monitor and you see yourself in the reflection.


 No.1098795

>>1098790

post jack's non-newtonian sauce


 No.1098796


 No.1098797

File: b3890b349096dff⋯.jpg (45.43 KB, 960x719, 960:719, the hottest take of all.jpg)

>>1098794

>how do I upload a picture of a working mirror? Like it will show up on your monitor and you see yourself in the reflection.


 No.1098798

>>1098791

we have to just wait long enough for people to forget it


 No.1098799


 No.1098800

How to improve homestuck: Dave and Rose bone each other fully aware of the fact they are related.


 No.1098801

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Let's get comfy brosephs

Drinkin some iced green tea and laying under a blanket watching reviewers

What are you up to tonight hsg


 No.1098802

>>1098792

what the fuck is in that pan? it should be hot oil but it looks too clear and isn't bubbling in reaction to what I assume is a corndog


 No.1098803

I don't know about you but I'm already forgetting


 No.1098804

>>1098798

but then youd forget the good parts of the comic too

and then if you try and recombine it into a not-shit ending and reread it you're now rereading a comic when you could have just read something else instead

>>1098800

unless you did this then it would work flawlessly


 No.1098805

>>1098802

that's exactly what it is, cold oil


 No.1098806

Kief rips for reviewbrah

👌👌👌👌


 No.1098807

>>1098805

oh god why

is it coconut oil too or something? I usually pan fry with cheap yellow vegetable oil


 No.1098808

>>1098802

he poured like a pint of oil into the pan, put it on low heat for a few minutes, and dropped the nightmare corndog into the cold vat of oil and expected it to fry

jack is impressively, almost cosmically bad at his craft


 No.1098809

>>1098793

Gamzee had a hard life, but prolonging that life indefinitely while he continues to suffer horrible injuries unable to articulate his pain due to aranea's meddling/juggalo brain problems isn't going to fix that.

Gamzee's death is his happy ending, a reward for faithfully serving his Lord, in spite of all adversity.

Let him have it.


 No.1098810

>>1098804

>but then youd forget the good parts of the comic too

i dunno i can't remember half of the shit in act 6 but i rmemeber the general thing of acts 1-4


 No.1098811

>gamzee fans


 No.1098812

>>1098811

there's a surprising amount of them here


 No.1098813


 No.1098814

gamzee fans are actually worse than unironic eridan fans


 No.1098815

>>1098814

whats worse, ironic gamzee fans or ironic eridan fans


 No.1098816

File: fe413bd951dd138⋯.gif (171.87 KB, 390x525, 26:35, tumblr_maf4ybVJMC1rtcfaqo1….gif)

he's fun


 No.1098817

>>1098815

both are fine, but ironic eridan fans are the superior species


 No.1098818

donkey croc

initials d.c.


 No.1098819

>>1098815

>ironic gamzee fans

what does that even look like


 No.1098820

>>1098811

He was a true shounen hero never giving up no matter how much he was shot.


 No.1098821

lookin' at your claws

you could be one of my inlaws


 No.1098822

File: dd973341a9c2576⋯.png (165.2 KB, 832x797, 832:797, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1098823

AGDQ is the biggest argument for trans being a mental illness there ever was


 No.1098824

>>1098822

at least they weren't argumentative about it and just made a joke of it.


 No.1098825

Alt timeline where Bro's copy of sburb doesn't get stolen by Dave and he speedruns the game.


 No.1098826

>>1098824

>and just made a joke of it.


 No.1098827

>>1098811

>>1098814

gamzee is one of the last good characters near the end of the comic


 No.1098828

What do you think happened to all the other people who played the beta of sburb


 No.1098829

honestly gamzee might be my favorite character overall after caliborn


 No.1098830

i remember that fic about how people get trapped in sburb so they just speedrun it over and over trying to break out somehow


 No.1098831

>>1098827

you're wrong, and so must die


 No.1098832

>>1098819

hussie


 No.1098833

>honestly gamzee might be my favorite character overall after caliborn

thermonuclear take


 No.1098834


 No.1098835

>>1098828

i can't remember if the implication is that they all went on to make their own universes, or if the kids' session was the only real one


 No.1098836

>>1098832

fair point


 No.1098837

>>1098828

Did they even make it past the meteor hitting them? If they survived, they were probably in different sessions that, if successful, would lead to other new universes.


 No.1098838

>>1098831

>>1098833

prove me wrong

you probably can


 No.1098839

>>1098827

>the character who is banned from talking was the only good character left

REALLY GETS THE BRAIN WALKING


 No.1098840

whats the most poorly aged joke in the comic

im gonna go with the reference to bronies until i think of something better


 No.1098841

>>1098837

>>1098835

>>1098828

wouldnt the players have ended up getting erased by the scratch?


 No.1098842

>>1098822

if you think about it, being trans is basically speedrunning life


 No.1098843

>>1098840

twilight jokes


 No.1098844

>>1098843

oof

yeah thats pretty good, but arent they also ignorable, like if you'd never heard of twilight it wouldn't feel like a weird reference


 No.1098845

>>1098837

Was the beta available to basically anyone who wanted it or did they all get it from Bro's industry connections? I forget how they got it now. I remember gamebro magazine hyped it up, so it was popular at least.


 No.1098846

>>1098840

Vriska


 No.1098847

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.1098848

>>1098846

>joke

thats just hussies fetish character my lad


 No.1098849

>>1098841

I don't know how it works, I thought the session was like your own separate mini universe or something. It doesn't make sense for one session's scratch to have an impact on other sessions.


 No.1098850

reminder that hussies waifulust for vriska singlehandedly killed the comic


 No.1098851

>>1098850

>singlehandedly


 No.1098852

sburb roguelike where you play through the infinite variations of doomed sessions


 No.1098853

remember speculating on what the beta kids would be like? Remember when people completely denied the theory about the scratch turning the guardians into kids?


 No.1098854

'fast n loose' actually describes the way hussie was jerking off to vriska whilst drawing the panels with his off hand


 No.1098855

>>1098849

good point

but fedorafreak ended up entering the medium with his server player, and had the ability to communicate to nannasprite who had dad's pda

so i think its all in the same universe


 No.1098856

>>1098852

nukey throne


 No.1098857

File: 8bf1f476baf10b6⋯.jpg (93.39 KB, 313x382, 313:382, 1488813196542.jpg)


 No.1098858

>>1098853

Were any other big "twists" like that predicted before hand? I remember the water world one.

the scratch theory wasn't even a twist it was incredibly obvious, if you didn't believe it you were retarded


 No.1098859

>>1098857

*uses first guardian powers to redirect the bullet to your skull*

heh... nothing personal...


 No.1098860

what the FUCK happened to fedora freak??????


 No.1098861

remember speculating that anything in the comic was leading anywhere


 No.1098862

>>1098860

got killt by imps iirc


 No.1098863

>>1098845

I don't quite remember. Actually I forgot it was a "beta" copy. Was early access games a thing in 2009?


 No.1098864

>>1098862

he was on his quest bed, just before the scratch hit


 No.1098865

>>1098861

remember people honestly, seriously expecting that the final act 7 flash would wrap up everything that was built up perfectly

>>1098863

nah early access games werent a thing yet


 No.1098866

>>1098864

was he actually on a quest bed?

i thought that was just a fan meme.


 No.1098867

>>1098866

he described it in his chats with nannasprite


 No.1098868

>>1098865

who the hell expected that?

/hst/?


 No.1098869

fedorafreak: encountered rest surface.

fedorafreak: horizontal stone slab exhibiting unidentified iconography.

fedorafreak: a tall post at each corner.

fedorafreak: mysteriously inviting.

fedorafreak: mounting slab. exhaustion taking hold.


 No.1098870

>>1098868

people all over, really

also i wouldn't call the /co/ threads during the ending /hst/, there were a lot of people coming back for the finale so it was more like both here and /co/ were fractions of HSG


 No.1098871

>>1098869

God rest ye Gent of Piss


 No.1098872

where do we fit into hsg lore? bad end?


 No.1098873

File: fc36a2c53c9a01e⋯.png (1.13 MB, 1587x1600, 1587:1600, ABSOLUTE SORROW.png)


 No.1098874

>>1098872

>true end


 No.1098875

>>1098872

porn parody


 No.1098876

I used to attend class wearing little girl underwear

It was my dream to post a cross dressing masturbation video on FC2...

All I dreamed about was having sex with pervy middle aged men as I turned into a bishoujo doujin artist.

I puke when I see naked adult women


 No.1098877

i have acquired M&L: SS + BM


 No.1098878

who is the gohan blanco of homestuck


 No.1098879

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme

what a fucking bop

all the music in this game is good


 No.1098880


 No.1098881

>>1098872

we're the post scratch version


 No.1098882


 No.1098883

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1098879

i like this better


 No.1098884

were all of the denizen's weird snake things with glowy faces?


 No.1098885

>>1098884

i think yaldabaoth was the only glowy face


 No.1098886

>>1098884

Hephaestus wasnt i dont think


 No.1098887

>>1098884

not heaphaestus


 No.1098888

I kind of liked abraxas because it looked like a serperior


 No.1098889

File: 81227bfd0ed35f3⋯.jpg (590.68 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, tumblr_not6sunuYX1s6pn72o1….jpg)

>>1098886

>>1098887

I googled it and this is what I am choosing to believe.


 No.1098890

File: d7784f38cf4bb42⋯.png (1.41 MB, 650x1250, 13:25, ClipboardImage.png)

Shhai'Hulud.


 No.1098891

File: 2b489a942f25242⋯.jpg (32.28 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 9ga6dxg85v901.jpg)


 No.1098892

>>1098891

please explain for fake g*mers such as myself


 No.1098893

>>1098892

portal


 No.1098894

how do i trick girls into sending me pictures of their feet


 No.1098895

us gamers


 No.1098896

>>1098894

take lessons from dan schneider


 No.1098897

File: 991a8b7be078bb0⋯.png (3.43 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1098898

give epic me an epic link to epic pop team epic


 No.1098899

>>1098896

i cant believe he evaded that storm of scandals


 No.1098900

The name of the anime is literally IDOLSHIT and nips still buy it, for fucks sake.


 No.1098901

i dont like some of the changes they made to M&L


 No.1098902

i dont like new super mario bros designs, or the whole design sensibility, really

or maybe it's just a jarring change

i mean, i've been playing dream team, but even that took getting used to


 No.1098903

>>1098901

honestly i cant get over the remastered music


 No.1098904

>>1098903

good cant get over or bad

i know they just replaced some themes with music from other games

did they make it all worse

please dont tell me they made it all worse


 No.1098905

im actually pretty pissed that they changed how you select different jumps and moves and stuff

just let me hit select to move them goddamnit


 No.1098906

and generic toads! i fucking hate the way the new games only have generic toads!!!


 No.1098907

hitler died a virgin


 No.1098908

File: 2f5097b74c5af6c⋯.png (2.39 MB, 1498x3344, 749:1672, Sticker Star.png)

File: 0d7f92c10b13049⋯.jpg (1.17 MB, 1347x1381, 1347:1381, Sticker Star is shit.jpg)

File: 732443d0c117c2b⋯.png (136.72 KB, 1676x844, 419:211, Sticker Star continues to ….png)


 No.1098909

glad im not a paper mario fan because holy fuck lol


 No.1098910

>>1098908

aaah!!!

aaah!!!

aaaaaahhh!!!!!!!!

how the fuck do you even DO THIS to a franchise! how can you not hate yourself CONSTANTLY for neutering something amazing like that!


 No.1098911

HOW CAN YOU STRIP ALL OF THE CREATIVITY OUT OF AN AMAZING SERIES OF GAMES

LOOK AT THE HUSK YOU'VE TORTUOUSLY DISASSEMBLED

AND SAY

"YES THIS IS BETTER"


 No.1098912

sorry im done now

back to playing m&l


 No.1098913

File: 7999369d958526b⋯.jpg (17.98 KB, 208x154, 104:77, Boniface_IV.jpg)


 No.1098914

>>1098908

hmm

seems like miyamoto has a very puritanical view on the mario series

which maybe he should, to keep things from veering too far off of the core spirit of the series

i think the problem is iwata, or whoever the lead was, was too afraid to challenge miyamoto at all and push back. obviously there is SOME room to push out of the box if the lead tries, given the previous mario rpg games exist.


 No.1098915


 No.1098916

>>1098914

>core spirit of the series

generic samey toads without an ounce of creativity

even if that is the true core of the series it shouldnt be


 No.1098917

>>1098916

that's missing a meme arrow

and my flag

fuck phoneposting


 No.1098918

File: e32570b2840ac8a⋯.png (1.61 MB, 1200x800, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1098914

>which maybe he should, to keep things from veering too far off of the core spirit of the series


 No.1098919

>>1098904

bad

i mean its not terrible but the remix sounds

dunno

unnecessary if you catch my drift


 No.1098920

>>1098918

to be fair, that was developed by ubisoft right

miyamoto probably didn't have much input


 No.1098921

>>1098920

>miyamoto probably didn't have much input

he was the main guy who announced it and he said he loved it

he came in person to talk about it


 No.1098922

>>1098919

i feel ya


 No.1098923

File: 7999369d958526b⋯.jpg (17.98 KB, 208x154, 104:77, Boniface_IV.jpg)


 No.1098924

>>1098921

so then what's the take away

miyamoto wanted sticker star to stay in the box, but loved something as outside the box as mario+rabbids

something doesn't add up


 No.1098925

>>1098924

is miyamoto even to blame

all the guy said is "this feels identical to TTYD" when talking about the prototype, it was the team that took it to autistic extremes and butchered the thing


 No.1098926

>>1098925

he was the one who said to use only toad and to gut the story, right? as well as changing "the atmosphere", whatever that means.


 No.1098927

File: ed8762a14b485f1⋯.jpg (18.46 KB, 200x157, 200:157, Boniface_IX.jpg)


 No.1098928

>>1098927

It's him... The final Boniface.


 No.1098929

File: d5eb45c693533f3⋯.jpg (682.32 KB, 2000x1329, 2000:1329, Jean_Paul_Laurens_Le_Pape_….jpg)

Will there ever be another pope Formosus?


 No.1098930

boniboss


 No.1098931

I'm great


 No.1098932

damn aziz is a sex pest too apparently


 No.1098933

File: e4a689b299a6f41⋯.gif (29.11 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 02380.gif)


 No.1098934

File: eeb980f365039d2⋯.jpg (174.68 KB, 640x846, 320:423, IMG_0847.JPG)


 No.1098935

File: db6d8d46224d775⋯.mp4 (2.12 MB, 480x480, 1:1, women.mp4)


 No.1098936

File: 812883fcf325244⋯.png (1.46 MB, 1280x1326, 640:663, 1453977614280.png)


 No.1098937

File: 2c58d2f108ecba9⋯.jpg (219.35 KB, 640x942, 320:471, IMG_0848.JPG)

>>1098936

i quite like squatlord's stuff


 No.1098938

tfw too sleepy to sleep


 No.1098939

i wish asmr wasn't tied in so much with webcam girls catering to lonely virgins


 No.1098940

people who watch some girl on youtube in heavy makeup smile at them and whisper small talk to trick their brain into thinking they've achieved some emotional closeness with another human being are so much more pathetic to me than the people who jack off to cam girls

i like asmr as a sleep aid, but these pathetic weirdos intractably associating it with their softcore gf simulators make it feel like a weird fetish i need to hide


 No.1098941

>>1098937

they're ok iirc, i recognize their name as a Chara Person


 No.1098942

goo night hsg


 No.1098943

File: 8282a5d6b11c5a2⋯.gif (468.16 KB, 540x304, 135:76, tumblr_p2ie08jbOt1wbazeyo1….gif)

episode 2 felt much stronger than episode 1


 No.1098944

>>1098943

it was

especially the 2nd half


 No.1098945

>>1098943

What fortune did you get


 No.1098946

only good undertale comic is the really long one where its just some guy speedrunning the game repeatedly


 No.1098947

File: be0889fd4f832ae⋯.png (332.2 KB, 499x282, 499:282, fortune.png)


 No.1098948

>>1098946

link it


 No.1098949


 No.1098950

File: 904b9cf85f8edc9⋯.jpg (323.65 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, 65999096_p2_master1200.jpg)


 No.1098951

>>1098950

>batoto going down for good in a few days

Where am I supposed to read Watamote now?


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 No.1098954


 No.1098955

File: bf1c0085fa1a18e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 151.22 KB, 1278x894, 213:149, DTgJo2kW4AAcQJf.jpg large.jpg)

sponge, stop submitting re-translations to video games


 No.1098956

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.1098957

i want to ALL CAPS that noun


 No.1098958

File: bc1ddb0e84e4a63⋯.png (53.66 KB, 632x427, 632:427, 1515932757010.png)


 No.1098959

i need a creative outlet that isn't shitposting


 No.1098960

File: dcf5744539f8033⋯.jpg (224.31 KB, 849x1200, 283:400, dcf5744539f8033f3c58b3dbda….jpg)


 No.1098961

File: 31e7d9dac20c974⋯.png (139.07 KB, 599x326, 599:326, PRAISE HELIX.png)

NEVER FORGET


 No.1098962

File: 4ad53f4df3e68ab⋯.png (1.01 MB, 1000x1438, 500:719, ssscooby-Doo.png)


 No.1098963

>>1098944

was the 2nd half different this time?


 No.1098964

>>1098949

>MSPG's autism

>good

please be joking


 No.1098965

File: 616704cb6613f05⋯.png (552.07 KB, 1000x1413, 1000:1413, switch.png)

ok this is the last one i promise


 No.1098966

>>1098965

(((they)))


 No.1098967

File: ac8ad654fa2b941⋯.jpg (55.81 KB, 953x448, 953:448, DTglT4GVQAA4HHY.jpg)

File: 39b6d8e6ca65e08⋯.jpg (50.51 KB, 969x401, 969:401, DTglUP6VQAEeI-1.jpg)


 No.1098968

File: b10f63ffa753da6⋯.png (650.8 KB, 1000x1413, 1000:1413, macro-aggression.png)

i lied


 No.1098969

introducing: negawonk

he posts unfunny comics with right-wing jokes


 No.1098970

>>1098963

only because there was a skit involving the voice actors IRL


 No.1098971

>>1098970

oh right i guess that would change


 No.1098972

i watched it at 3 am after zelda marathon so i didn't look at it


 No.1098973

>>1098969

im gonna fight him to death

id probably lose


 No.1098975

File: 5e4f886b7009f51⋯.mp4 (4.01 MB, 852x480, 71:40, tumblr_p2ig84XrIB1uq6svi_4….mp4)


 No.1098976


 No.1098977

File: b473d47a88f77de⋯.webm (438.43 KB, 452x336, 113:84, 1515938832702.webm)

superior memetarded speedrunner gf


 No.1098978

>>1098977

need me a gf like this


 No.1098979

i said

NEED ME

A GF

LIKE THIS


 No.1098980

>>1098979

ask sponge


 No.1098981

whats your favorite color hsg


 No.1098982

­­­­oh lame someone updated 8ch to not allow empty body posts


 No.1098983

it was supposed to be a joke about ultraviolet


 No.1098984


 No.1098985

File: ee264e08fdfaf7a⋯.jpg (287.33 KB, 1800x1200, 3:2, DTVH0irX0AAqZ4-.jpg)


 No.1098986

File: 09192b5beff9d96⋯.jpg (600.97 KB, 1536x2048, 3:4, 1515932091807.jpg)

(iДi)


 No.1098987

File: ab36ddd7203cdda⋯.jpg (412.79 KB, 1050x1469, 1050:1469, group_asanagi_crossover_7e….jpg)


 No.1098988

imagine...


 No.1098989

File: dd60ad5b50e1797⋯.jpg (92.68 KB, 450x884, 225:442, DTfXlQ9VAAAMLbm.jpg)


 No.1098990

>david cage accused of sexual behavior and overworking staff

i dont know how to properly convey my complete and utter lack of surprise at this


 No.1098991

File: 36225ea82a2ed9c⋯.png (4.97 MB, 1548x3186, 86:177, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1098992

>>1098991

somethingautistic.net


 No.1098993

File: 9897f0f6b3f3a6a⋯.jpg (1.57 MB, 1360x1920, 17:24, shuten douji (fate grand o….jpg)

shuten doujin makes my penis become

the big penis


 No.1098994

File: 4c8a5d51e03fad2⋯.jpg (38.35 KB, 450x378, 25:21, DSykj-SUQAEPlij.jpg)

File: c6568fe79f537d7⋯.jpg (42.69 KB, 400x500, 4:5, DSYTq75UMAA4ORD.jpg)


 No.1098995

>>1098993

what a coincidence

shuten doujin makes shuten's penis become

the big penis

https://exhentai.org/g/1099430/113eeafe52/


 No.1098996


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 No.1098999

>>1098996

purple


 No.1099000

both the dissiddia nt and the dragon ball fighterZ beta are this weekend

dissidia is active all weekend and i think dbfz is only monday but god damn dissidia is garbage


 No.1099001

File: 446b152d4a2a650⋯.mp4 (6.07 MB, 852x480, 71:40, 2018-01-14 09-27-05.mp4)


 No.1099002


 No.1099003

File: ab2133aeb445586⋯.png (719.45 KB, 750x1251, 250:417, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 9bdcdde996da71a⋯.png (329.51 KB, 750x1013, 750:1013, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 24eae736abeabaa⋯.png (86.13 KB, 749x400, 749:400, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 88f403da8f3147a⋯.png (71.92 KB, 748x398, 374:199, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1099004

and so the retard gf germ spreads


 No.1099005

>>1099003

I hope Sophia develops an algorithm for a mounting grudge

it starts with a petty tweet or two back

then a snub at an event

then one day Chrissy Teigen finds her make up consultant dead on her front porch


 No.1099006

File: 675e0f21b81ba4f⋯.jpg (84.09 KB, 450x450, 1:1, 1514313689663.jpg)

File: e1524a53dba1e92⋯.jpg (11.17 KB, 450x200, 9:4, 1514315515310.jpg)

File: 7a0872cb2b02afd⋯.jpg (78.95 KB, 450x450, 1:1, 1514372733344.jpg)


 No.1099007

>>1099005

i think i read that asimov story

>>1099006

this is the old lady with the thousand pins that all make her stronger and she's in constant agony right


 No.1099008

>>1099007

>and she's in constant agony

i don't think so, but outside of that yes


 No.1099009

File: 04a1a4b09ca0e01⋯.jpg (927.59 KB, 1400x787, 1400:787, aziz-ansari-c-ruvan-wijeso….jpg)

helo beatiful

show bob and vegane

mmmmm very sex you


 No.1099010

i need to start cataloging my chinese mokous


 No.1099011

File: 37c7a9e6d3178af⋯.png (88.33 KB, 636x240, 53:20, ClipboardImage.png)

wew cage

wew


 No.1099012

any of y'all nigwards play yume nikki now that its on steam


 No.1099013

File: f42ed99e25d772a⋯.jpg (133.35 KB, 383x424, 383:424, we.jpg)


 No.1099014

File: 759db326729eb08⋯.png (157.27 KB, 540x529, 540:529, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1099015

YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO MEEEEEEE

I'M PROGRESSIVE

I'M STILL WITH HER


 No.1099016

>>1099011

>how can i be homophobic if i hire a gay to work on my creepy shower video games


 No.1099017

>>1099007

>and she's in constant agony

I don't know where you got that from


 No.1099018

>>1099011

>bringing up ellen page after what happened

probably not a good plan lad


 No.1099019


 No.1099020

Cage and his scrap book full of underage Ellen Page photos


 No.1099021

hey so im playing a lil bit of M&L: SS + BM, right?

and prince peasley

he's flirting with luigi

y'all see that shit

>>1099017

i mean

i just assumed, cuz of the thousand pins or whatever


 No.1099022

I don't even know the subject at hand really but I too would assume exactly 1000 implanted pins would be p unrighteous


 No.1099023

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Hey listen to this and watch the video for some righteous jams


 No.1099024

idk, she seems pretty cool with the whole deal


 No.1099025

they're pins that give her super strength/toughness

she shoved in into herself while transporting it cause she was about to die and then she liked the power so she just went around collecting them


 No.1099026

>>1099024

could be one of those anime tropes where they're in constant pain but are too cool to show it


 No.1099027

>>1099025

okay yeah i was just thinking about that

if they give her super toughness she wouldnt even notice them

duh

that's a pretty great backstory tbh


 No.1099028

ive found that if some dipshit talks about a manga being bad because they need to virtue signal about something that isn't a real issue it is probably actually good and worth reading


 No.1099029

so im reading ancient magus bride now


 No.1099030

>>1099007

it's 100 pins and each one has the strength of a thousand men


 No.1099031

>>1099028

>>1099029

i mean ancient magus bride is a rpetty decent read, but what on earth are they complaining about


 No.1099032

File: d985fa0568923e5⋯.png (476.69 KB, 904x1300, 226:325, img000002.png)


 No.1099033

>>1099031

chise is a loli apparently


 No.1099034

File: 4e2225ef80b47e5⋯.png (63.36 KB, 840x568, 105:71, Untitled.png)

sometimes being a contrarian is good


 No.1099035

>>1099030

oh even better


 No.1099036

File: 3de5204f17ebd4e⋯.png (67.61 KB, 224x224, 1:1, hyper think.png)

>>1099033

>chise is a loli apparently

she's 16 and doesn't look like a loli at all

she looks like she's 16


 No.1099037

File: 03a0e9c5b456056⋯.png (23.1 KB, 1316x565, 1316:565, 1515952956772.png)

can Jiren beat LE?


 No.1099038

>>1099036

no dude the author is clearly a lolicon pedophile


 No.1099039

>Go fight a lava rock monster on the way to doing a quest

>Quest requires you to kill lava rock monster

>"oh neat that's already done"

>Doesn't count since it's before the quest started, rock monster only respawns on a blood moon which is relatively infrequent

epin


 No.1099040

i actually read made in abyss recently and boy is it edgy as fuck

this dude adopts an orphan girl and keeps her around for the sole reason of turning her into an organ box when the protagonists show up, because they need a reason to suffer

mind you, i do like that stairs are this fucking massive problem in this universe


 No.1099041

>>1099039

thats some bad design

it should respawn when the quest starts


 No.1099042

File: 5ef5ff86d96f143⋯.png (452.65 KB, 564x800, 141:200, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1099040

i mean he "adopted" like 50 orphans or something, but yea Prushka didn't have a very good life

at least her rabbit thing sticks around


 No.1099043

nice job spoiling a really important part of the manga man


 No.1099044

spoiler: the robot has a peepee


 No.1099045

File: 2f0d3c8dbfe4f96⋯.png (238.8 KB, 851x547, 851:547, rekt.PNG)

top 10 anime deaths


 No.1099046

>>1099043

i mean it's kind of important but it's kind of just nonsensical if you aren't reading the series

it's like those "spoil your stories vaguely" posts, yea it's technically out but no one who isn't aware of all of the context of the series is going to be able to understand what the spoiler even means


 No.1099047

>>1099045

MISUNDERSTANDINGS are always the worst part of any series


 No.1099048

>>1099037

who is the pile of meat next to goku supposed to be


 No.1099049

>>1099041

the game autosaves relatively frequently and it goes back like half an hour, i think I can just go back to before i kill it, start the quest, and then go kill it


 No.1099050

File: 8a4a1c3c923f555⋯.png (28.26 KB, 191x212, 191:212, HE.PNG)

HE


 No.1099051

>>1099046

if someone has started reading the manga or watching the anime but isn't caught up yet it's still a shitty thing to do


 No.1099052

i mean, it's not like you can't tell instantly this broad's gonna go down in a bad way

plus, hey, if you care at all you should be caught up


 No.1099053

>>1099050

he's cute

i'm glad they showed him off more in the anime


 No.1099054

autosaves didn't go back far enough but for some reason i saved a few minute before fighting him so that's good enough

i do have to redo a small shrine though, but it was really easy


 No.1099055

or nevermind that was the completely wrong lava monster so it wasn't related to the quest at all

it shows you three locations and 3 objectives but it doens't say which is which so i thought the one that said "it's right where the lava monster is" and "fight a lava monster" were connected


 No.1099056

and now I'm a triple fag because it's not even the same area, it just looks really similar on the map


 No.1099057

git gud


 No.1099058

bowser's minions is pretty fucking fun

there's almost no strategy beyond rock paper scissors

but it's fun cheering on your lil dudes to fuck up the other dudes


 No.1099059

anybody here have oblivion goty on 360?

I could use some help


 No.1099060

File: 24855c000aa975a⋯.gif (123.88 KB, 590x333, 590:333, 1366318073615.gif)


 No.1099061

>>1099048

it must be Hit


 No.1099062

>>1099052

nobody thinks "oh hey I guess someone is going to spoil me today so I should drop everything I'm doing and finish reading it this instant"


 No.1099063

>>1099062

a lot of people do that, actually


 No.1099064

File: 332a77c8069f4fe⋯.jpg (121.61 KB, 1000x1199, 1000:1199, DTfjYJ4VMAAmWzX.jpg)


 No.1099065

do you know de wey to the suicide forest where they kill themselves by eating tide pods


 No.1099066

File: 5f3edb2a286396a⋯.jpg (944.34 KB, 904x1300, 226:325, img000003.jpg)

i love when authors do things like this


 No.1099067

File: af76011ac471857⋯.jpg (25.75 KB, 150x188, 75:94, 1465881217592.jpg)


 No.1099068

>>1099066

in case anyone is wondering, little people is what they call fairies/magic creatures in general, not just midgets or something


 No.1099069

i should buy the manga

I'm going to do that


 No.1099070

that stove doesn't seem safe


 No.1099071

>>1099070

i have a much larger stove than that in my house

it's fine


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 No.1099073

File: d2a78a6a83e07fb⋯.jpg (209.27 KB, 800x1130, 80:113, DQgsiHOUMAEDG5O.jpg)

gonna buy the doujin where baby serval chews into an electrical cable and fucking dies


 No.1099074

File: 8289da31af0e0de⋯.jpg (77.21 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1515953017380.jpg)


 No.1099075

>>1099071

you are presumably not a little girl

i am assuming here, she looks a little girl

in an old fantasy room with wooden stuff

bedsheets must stink of food too


 No.1099076

>>1099075

>i am assuming here, she looks a little girl

she's 16.


 No.1099077

Super Dragon Balls? Fucking Really?


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 No.1099079

>>1099078

what, do they give you TWO wishes


 No.1099080

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Hey you

Yeah you

I hope you have a pleasant day

and remember hsg, always go your own way


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 No.1099082

File: 36fc73e3af6e219⋯.jpg (120.89 KB, 430x1181, 430:1181, protest.jpg)

I can't wait for this to be in the fucking show


 No.1099083

>>1099079

the earth dragon balls already give you 3 wishes

they give wishes that regular and namekian ones can't do or something


 No.1099084

i looked up how to get a treasure chest because it looked like I had to do some dumb shit but yet again my solutions are much more complex than the actual solutions

the trial itself was piss easy but when I tried to find how to do the treasure chest it was some video of a guy complaining about the shrine was SO HARD and ITLL TAKE YOU AN HOUR but it was one fo the easiest ones I've ever done


 No.1099085

File: 8e9f876b548f37c⋯.jpg (218.53 KB, 448x537, 448:537, i can't control myself.jpg)


 No.1099086

the extra fire shrines are really easy

i liked the extra water ones better they had some decent challenges


 No.1099087

OH MY SAIYAN PRIDE


 No.1099088

>>1099086

2/3 are effectively negated by fire armor (which you got a while ago) and the other one is easy

the 2 that are negated are easy even without armor


 No.1099089

seriuosly do any of you have oblivion goty for 360


 No.1099090

>>1099089

rev if we did one of us would have said something


 No.1099091

File: 9986372c13737c7⋯.png (1.2 MB, 1344x1128, 56:47, sweet fruits dick theater.png)


 No.1099092

File: ec9b4473b6f77f8⋯.png (190.86 KB, 780x498, 130:83, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1099093

File: ec52028bf429285⋯.jpg (166.04 KB, 955x1204, 955:1204, 1515912016460.jpg)


 No.1099094

File: fa74bb7a0bb7c00⋯.png (1.29 MB, 900x1200, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1099095

>>1099092

>detective pikachu amiibo

what does it do?


 No.1099096

>mommy made me the peruvian stew

it’s so good


 No.1099097

>>1099095

it plays macro-dom and completely ruins micro-sub pikachu's bussy


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 No.1099099

answer my question


 No.1099100

­>>1099099

I keep trying but 8ch won't let me make a blank post as an "ultraviolet" joke


 No.1099101

>>1099098

indigo

neon green and neon pink are up there tho


 No.1099102

green

like, jake or kanaya green


 No.1099103

>>1099099

I refuse


 No.1099104

the indigo that’s more purple than blue, specifically


 No.1099105

>>1099098

dark blue


 No.1099106

>>1099100

im glad 8ch is keeping you from making horrible unfunny jokes, at least in this instance


 No.1099107

File: 5a64e3a3173489f⋯.png (132.79 KB, 521x258, 521:258, tumblr_inline_osad2ddJLy1r….png)


 No.1099108

Orange is the best color


 No.1099109

File: 8b4d586823ce6b7⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 304.01 KB, 486x1002, 81:167, 1538273 - Gummypron Homest….png)

File: f2cd35e29182adc⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 247.08 KB, 600x926, 300:463, 1529776 - Homestuck John_E….png)

File: af60e296e3388cf⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 660.87 KB, 1200x1700, 12:17, 1899313 - Homestuck Kanaya….png)

File: 74ec501e328ae96⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 112.07 KB, 600x1053, 200:351, 1843543 - Homestuck Kanaya….png)

File: a611d284f91c33b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 269.46 KB, 1150x1000, 23:20, kanaya becomes vriska's co….jpg)


 No.1099110

>>1099108

hey babe


 No.1099111

>>1099109

why are you like this


 No.1099112

>>1099111

its rev


 No.1099113

madotsuki


 No.1099114

File: 5ce1526eab0b2cb⋯.jpg (263.95 KB, 1134x720, 63:40, 1375489995295.jpg)


 No.1099115

File: e624f4d06ab8deb⋯.png (62.01 KB, 455x457, 455:457, tumblr_inline_p15tv5d4qn1t….png)


 No.1099116

[sans undertale voice]

I t ' s R e v .


 No.1099117

File: 9d0d63dba06b6ec⋯.jpeg (61.29 KB, 701x721, 701:721, 77DBE808-C385-4F23-8C84-9….jpeg)


 No.1099118

File: adfaf19c6749df7⋯.jpg (92.25 KB, 1160x890, 116:89, by gum.jpg)

i have two weeks off of work and i'm going to use them to apply to as many jobs as possible

2018 is the year i fucking get shit done


 No.1099119

File: 1ae8e5acf5422ea⋯.jpg (130 KB, 367x470, 367:470, awesome.jpg)

>>1099118

good luck man


 No.1099120

>>1099118

break a leg anon kun


 No.1099121

>>1099117

is this loss


 No.1099122

>>1099120

do this and then get disability payment instead of working


 No.1099123

>>1099118

ganbatte!


 No.1099124

>>1099118

good luck


 No.1099125

>>1099109

>that first pic

good

>rose and kan's expressions

great

the rest is garbage, except for the one by chaz


 No.1099126

>>1099118

rock on

i believe in you


 No.1099127

i really need to get a job in my field

starbucks just aint cutting it


 No.1099128

>>1099127

ganbatte


 No.1099129

i skipped work today but tomorrow was my last day anyway

i don’t need the 500~ dollars i would’ve made in those two days haha...


 No.1099130

>>1099127

but i thought you were a psych student


 No.1099131

File: 4d8ac747fa5a697⋯.jpeg (42.45 KB, 680x675, 136:135, 25E1E9F9-4BE6-40C3-931A-5….jpeg)


 No.1099132

no ganbatte 4 u


 No.1099133

>full time baby sitting job for a 6 year old an an 11 year old

should i

thats around when they can mostly do things on their own right

i just have to cook for them and i dont have to wipe their ass or anything yeah?


 No.1099134

>>1099129

oh sponge


 No.1099135

File: a2e4ba7cffb8fa0⋯.jpeg (161.41 KB, 750x911, 750:911, AA20CFB2-556A-41C0-8150-A….jpeg)


 No.1099136

>>1099133

unless you're a woman i doubt they'll hire you


 No.1099137

File: a08f0edc33e3f8f⋯.jpg (75.41 KB, 446x598, 223:299, 1458466136464.jpg)


 No.1099138

File: 4c6c49e4b619998⋯.jpg (39.69 KB, 679x591, 679:591, Y o u a r e R o b o t n i ….jpg)


 No.1099139

>>1099134

dude these two days of epic relaxation will be much better for me than 24 factory hours

this sounds more like i’m talking to me than to you though, doesn’t it


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 No.1099141

>>1099133

>>1099136

it’s still worth a shot


 No.1099142

i mean i hate being around most kids but you should go for it if you want to


 No.1099143

find me a bigger motherfucker than rev, I dare you


 No.1099144

i like kids and i like cooking

they're not babies so i wouldn't have to worry about accidentally hurting them by holding them the wrong way


 No.1099145

File: 53ae37df863fc4a⋯.jpg (66.92 KB, 800x567, 800:567, IT'S WHAT I AM.jpg)


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 No.1099147

File: b51534c324c13b9⋯.jpg (120.98 KB, 391x513, 391:513, fujiwara no mokou_shanggua….jpg)

ive been scouring job listings near me but they're all in the next town over and that's too dangerous to walk or bike to without taking a bunch of backroads that'd make the trip nearly 2 hours

and not a single business in town is hiring

not even the library needs anybody


 No.1099148

i want to go work at this one store in the town square but my parents are super against it because i told them how the owner sexually harassed my buddy that worked there


 No.1099149

>>1099139

it sounds like it

but i buy it


 No.1099150

maybe i should ask my mom if she can get me a job at the hospital


 No.1099151

>>1099131

will this devolve into

>person you respect: "we have food at home"

>person you like: "MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!"

>person you dislike: *pulls into the drive through as children cheer* *orders a single black coffee and leaves*


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 No.1099153

File: ad50ef96db51542⋯.jpeg (241.5 KB, 680x1332, 170:333, 5E0C7D07-F1F1-4542-B630-A….jpeg)


 No.1099154

>>1099151

it's already not very funny as is


 No.1099155

File: c06c9f82404e491⋯.png (52 KB, 149x225, 149:225, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1099156

>>1099148

sexually harass the owner back


 No.1099157

>>1099156

i was thinking about it earlier

i could play along with it for a little (with a recording device) and then blackmail him because he has a wife (and kid(s)?)

instant epic job security. if you won’t let me come into work high i won’t let your wife be ignorant of your boylust


 No.1099158

how epic it would be to prey on the predators!


 No.1099159

>>1099158

i remember a while back people found some chat site full of pedos so they pretended to be kids and asked them for flight money right before blocking them

it was a good hustle


 No.1099160

File: 060f03cb0cc63e1⋯.mp4 (3.86 MB, 852x480, 71:40, 2018-01-14 13-28-12.mp4)

so from a distance, this fucking thing glints like a sniper scope, when you look at it through binoculars

I could have been murdering russian soldiers this whole time


 No.1099161

>>1099157

>>1099158

I can see how this might not end well in many ways

but good luck


 No.1099162

>>1099161

honestly i have a feeling he might not be attracted to me because i don’t look like my buddy at all


 No.1099163

Hard Candy but it's Sponge instead of Ellen Page


 No.1099164

imagine me traveling back a few hundred years in time and becoming Spongelord, Popeslayer and making earth my eternal empire

at the expense of the boniface meme


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 No.1099167

>>1099164

>at the expense of the boniface meme

not sure if im willing to trade that


 No.1099178

now I feel bad for this sheep

I accidentally action rolled into it


 No.1099186

File: b116140dcca4484⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1675x1050, 67:42, Image2.png)




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