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old: >>1097699


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pop team epic is getting FOUR new voice actors

yuuki aoi, taketatsu ayana for part 1

furukawa toshio (piccolo) and maeda masaharu (fist of the north star narrator / yoshikage kira) for part 2



is this a joke or actual


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thanks doc......... xD


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as far as i know it isn't a joke


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need completely memetarded wrestler gf




i hope they just change va every episode


episode 2 is out and subbed by the way


AI that reads your mind and uses it to generate the perfect waifu for you


Gööb abdernœn ebryone


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I have a whole list of reasons why I would pick my beautiful wife Yuuri, I love her so much.

1.She probably smells good

2.She is brave and selfless

3.Her attitude keeps spirits up

4.Her body is wonderfully proportioned

5.She has pretty eyes

6.Scientifically proven high adaptability

7.She gives off a sense of warmth and softness

8.She is beautiful.

9.Hair tastes good.

10.Great sense of rhythm.

11.She would keep you warm and share food with you.

12.She is good at pressing buttons.

13.She would be a good mother.

14.Right amount of crazy.

15.Knows how to operate all weapons.

16. Fat teats.

17.She is protective of those she loves.

18.She has no inhibitions.

19.She could make a great meal.

20.She is probably god.

21.She is the coolest person in the world.

22.She inspires creativity.

23.She is very strong.

24.She is difficult to digest.

25.She makes her friend happy.

26.She knows how not to embarrass her friend in heartfelt moments.

27.She always knows the way.

28.Not afraid to experiment with the unknown.

29.Well balanced.

30.Does not get hangovers.

31.Defends the weak.

32.Athletic, could have competed on an international level if the world hadn't ended.

33. Always helpful, regardless of circumstances.

34.Not ashamed by nudity, finds it to be liberating and beautiful.

35.Greatest philosopher of her time.

36.Can harness the power of the moon.

37.Stretchy and cute face.

38.Fears no man or beast, can defeat foes despite obvious physical advantages.

39.High intelligence.

40.Can discern between the inedible and edible.

41.Her body is warm and would be nice to cuddle with.

42.She is a survivor of impossible circumstances.

43.World's greatest riflewoman.

44.Quick reflexes.

45.Great at holding hands.

46.Greatest artist of her time.

47.Not too picky about things.

48.Great with pets.

49.Talented singer.

50.Can hold her liquor.


Today is a good day to look out a window while pleasantly stoned and listen to Ghost as the cars go by



god i want karkles' pajamas so bad


Chii-chan is better


your name is karkles you're a bitchslut supreme


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i jacked off to that at least once


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where's 4 with kanaya in the window


>got the black star

finally, I can kill bandits and use their souls to fuel my alchemy/enchant loop


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and now you're a god


thanks i love it



not yet I'm not, I've been having trouble finding ENOUGH of the alchemy ingredients

I may have to learn how to do the follower/duplication bug to do this


katwa shouju thread on /vg/ needs to get fuckin banned



good luck with that



if a bunch of other "its just a chatroom circlejerk" threads got banned they need to get gone too

same with doki book club vn thread with their suicide hotline in the op thing




they seem to be okay lads

they write and do art and improve themselves for their waifu

that's dedication that sako wishes he had for his tankwife



eat shit and die



>same with doki book club vn thread with their suicide hotline in the op thing



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It's cold as witch titties

Listen to black metal


grant gets mad over chatroom circlejerks being the owner of a chatroom circlejerk



[in grant voice] you utter fool, you ignorant rube



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>The item is currently in transit to the destination as of January 13, 2018 at 12:54 pm.


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>i might fail university


there's no limit to human stupidity



smash that motherfucking report button until the mods get sick of seeing you report them

that's how i got hsg banned


shitto why must you lie


we all suck toes now


*me, a contrarian*

i suck fingers


do the stanky leg


do the stanky leg


bitch i look like gokuuuuuuuuuu


todays been a slow day online

aint it


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skyrim needs a fucking mudcrab merchant



i think that this comic, sucks. and is bad.


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She probably sucks a lot in the comic



the VNs are better


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What the- is that your penis? Oh my god, it's ridiculous! Why are you showing me that tiny thing? That baby dick is gross. Anon, you're such a loser.



very good



its like i always say

im always right


nagatoro is good, actually


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good things are good grant


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what hecky

fuck the Philippines


okay so


duplicating The Black Star empties any soul that was in it



no duh



bad thigns are bad

cats eat cat food



I didn't know, I've never done this before


this turned out to be a false alarm but all this tells me is that wwiii is gonna be lit af


>HONOLULU, Hawaii ― People in Hawaii received media alerts Saturday morning warning of an approaching missile and instructing people to seek shelter, but authorities quickly declared the messages were sent in error.


>this is not a drill

imagine getting THAT alert on your phone



which dumb thing that he said is this in reference to




regular black soul gems keep their grand souls, though



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and nagatoro is good

good things

are good


how do i get over my social autism

it's maybe not even social autism, maybe i just don't care enough about magic to go and do pre-releases, the last one i even did was amonkhet

i specifically went to unstable because there was no way in hell i wasn't doing that at least 3 times but i didn't even go to hod or ixalan i just bought a pre-release kit and left

i'm supposed to go with my friend to do 2HG in an hour and I'll like, probably have a decent time playing but I feel like I don't want to maybe



I immediately saw six blatantly faked versions of that on twitter, XLR


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its bad



just bad


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>bato.to owner is aucitoning off the domain


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>Minimum offer 990 USD

>Seller's asking price 9,888 USD




they have property that they're selling

i don't see what's "jewish" about this

it seems pretty standard for, i dunno, a society where people own things

is capitalism a jewish scourge, grant



i mean capitalism is a scourge.......





I saw that too

I'm just saying people immediately turned it into a joke



its a meme you dip



die, communist


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it doesn't make sense

i figured le laughing merchant or whatever got wheeled out for seriously agregious acts of financial abuse or greediness

he's overusing it so it's losing it's meaning

i should call him an antisemite a bunch of times


when's the twewy remake




Do Not



i am 90% certain this is a VICE article without checking the source


>just blinked my contact out

fuck you


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me in the middle



holy shit

that dog is so cute



that's lifehacker



sometimes dogs eat cat food:)



please help



>is capitalism a jewish scourge




start playing over watch



yeah i know that



deathmatch is sort of fun

i haven't played the actual game in several months



sometimes old people that can’t afford people eat cat food



why dont they just steal real food


when does pop team epic come out


i lied and said i had a really bad headache and didn't want to go

someone please fix my brain


ep 2 came out already i think



episode 2 is out


theres a lady on shameless who eats cat food



jesus christ there's nothing wrong with you



trust me there's a lot of things wrong with me but this inparticular is the thing currently upsetting me


1) nothing wrong with me


like my fuckbrain isn't even really giving me a reason as to why not to go i just don't want to go or something



2) nothing wrongwith drumpf:)


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you just dont want to go

but you think you should

hence the conflict



maybe you want some quiet?



yea but this is the 3rd time in a row i've done this


that's probably partially it

i don't really like anything that's official because there's Stakes to it. i don't particularly care and I don't really think Dylan does either but it creates a weird atmosphere

it's certainly lessened since they changed payouts but i dunno

unstabe still had the same payout system but i guess either me or other people or both were just more focused on unstable being fun instead of whatever the new set is

i've never really been a huge fan of limited events for normal things, which is why we stopped going to normal events and only go to 2hg now


would you eat cat food hsg




would you fuck a baby for 40 trillion dollars


the quiet thing might be part of it but in the sense of """"safety"""" because i'd do pretty much anything if we just did it here but going other places often causes me anxiety

i think that might just be kind of a cop out answer though because i eagerly went to unstable, but that might just be an outlier because it was unstable


being autistic is fun you argue whether or not you want to do a thing that you'll probably enjoy to some extent because of Reasons



id do it for 800 decillion



kibble yeah

the wet kind probably not, unless you put it in a wrap or something


fact is, you're just distressed that society tells you you should want to do social stuff but you don't



where's the joke buckley


new york Excelsior is 100% korean


>actual differences in the encore

oh god, i have to rewatch ep 1



i guess

i still buy a pre-release pack, i just don't go to the event

i guess i miss out on prize packs but i don't really care unless i were to get like a 50 dollar card or something and in my experiences that doesn't usually happen in prize packs


aren't all the owl teams at least 90% korean


fuck society


more like your genetic instincts telling you that being lonely sucks balls



houston doesn't seem to have any



haha i love mr robot :)



found the evopsych bro


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looks like a bunch of swedes


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my mind: need gf badly

me, jerking off to twink porn: fuck off


evolutionary psychology is true because it makes liberals mad


of course wonk and xlr (sjw fags) recoil in horror at the mention of it


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In an article in the latest issue of Time a line of dialogue made me laugh really loud

It mentioned that the idea of Trump being impeached via the 25th Amendment was "political porn for conspiracy wonks"


how can evolutionary psychology be real if evolution isn't real


Er, text not dialogue


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>Opera for president



the salty pill


gays are sad people


Take that Stacey

*does a running leap into the mampile*


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I wouldn't exactly call them people


>find 3 kars over the course of the match

>not a single sight

>not a red dot, not a 2x scope, nothing at all

god i hate this


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>>find 3 kars


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"people" who watch anime but refuse to read manga are subhuman



who does that




my friend unfortunately


I watch anime

I do not read manga




i'm sorry

it's terminal


>all hail shadow stuck in my head

guess i've got brain problems!!!!!


AU where bad reputation becomes the meme song everyone associates with shrek and no one even remembers all star




is having to make up an excuse whenever you don't want to hang out with someone fucked up or what



such is the normie's burden


hallelujah... hallelujah...


na na na~



i've had the sonic underground theme stuck in my head all day, wanna trade


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my coworker mentioned something at work and it made me think of this and it hasn't left since thursday


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my dick is so big that when I pull it out, the whole room smell like a dick




welcome to youkoso japari park emerged from the depths and reimplanted itself into my brain recently



I think the word you're looking for is "Dirty"


i too am afflicted with stonk dick

it sucks


more like, poop team unepic,




can i suck



wash ur dick brah


I've been listening to the made in abyss ending all day





literally gas the gays



it's a nice ed




beef or chicken



always beef




i think i posted about it here but tkmiz saw the card /a/ sent to her so that was nice


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there was an old lady at the card shop today that had been playing mtg so long that she had a 3 digit DCI number

i think mine is like 7



this pic is like if one of those neural network things tried to generate hentai



>that had been playing mtg so long that she had a 3 digit DCI number



someone sent me a video about how tcg animes aren't like tcgs at all and i thought of the play with ignite memories because that's the most anime thing I can think of


What kind of salad should I get with my dindin

Caesar or Greek






always caeser





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had a silly-ass UR raid deck for my prerelease

this card might singlehandedly ruin the format though. it's unbeatable and for some reason rare instead of mythic so it will show up fairly often.


i have never seen a greek salad ever


True to Caesar it is then


How do you feel about feta, kalamata olives, and lots of raw onion



that sounds good as shit actually

i change my answer, throw that caeser in the fuckin garbo and get based greek


shovel knight should have hollow knight dlc.



does it not


oh hollow knight is something else



hollow knight is the roguelike


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No, hollow knight is the metroidvania. Maybe you're thinking of Rampage Knight?



Ack, no, wait, you might be thinking of fight knight


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wwhens return to kamigawwa


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Why is Vriska fucking Vriska



i wasn't thinking of anything i said the wrong word


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A girl can dream~


please open a lgs down the street from me so i don't feel anxiety about going there



i’ll be honest with you bsb i can’t remember exactly what evolutionary psychology refers to

i guess you win this one by default


psychology is a science within 5%



it's shit like "women are biologically more designed to like the color pink because they used to gather berries"


i guess it's a blood moon cause when the camel got up it showed one in its background




i mean yeah evoloutionary psychology exists in some sense but most gender roles are still made up

just because you say something is because of x doesn’t mean it isn’t because of x y and z


so uh

I hadn't checked my mail all this week, and when I checked it earlier, something was in my mailbox that I've been talking about wanting

whoever sent it, if you're here, that is, part of HSG, you've got about five minutes to fess up


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alright time's up


hey rev



yes hi, what?



do you want to be my little slave? :)



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hey do you want to be my little slave? :)



I said no


hey jim why don't you start wearing glasses instead of contacts so you can go for the numale look


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>the harvesting schema doesn’t turn off



specifcially to avoid the numale look

i did my time though

high school forensic debate, varsity quic (televised semifinals): glasses, bow tie sweatervest


does everybody feed off of attention and praise like this


I wish I didn't have to keep seeing keifer sutherland's bare ass



no, just you



hey rev how would you like to be my little slave? :)


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knuckles calls to me, bruddas


>when I skritch under the cat's chin and he closes his eyes


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this might be too woke for some of y’all, but the eric andre show and pop team epic are the exact same show


why is Burning Man so intent on turning me into a flambe?


imagine... my own little slave. :)



thats a good feel


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epic feel: a little slave of my very own. :)


midas touch except it's the wonk touch and instead of gold it turns things into shit


i touch rev and he turns into my little slave.



sponge what are you on about tonight


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I think he's doing coke again



kind of a wild assumption

i wonder if he's still doing those gas station energy pills


i’m all hopped up on the le cocaine! (actually i’m just sleep deprived and epic)


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i take them in the morning before work because they’re faster than coffee



i want to own rev.

he would be my little slave. :)


if i had a genie i'd wish for confidence


if i had a genie i would slay it and consume the body


i'd wish for infinite wishes

then a gf


time to sulk in the /ck/ alcoholic threads

sad jaj



I don't think that works. Aren't they made of air? It be more like you'd inhale it.


time to buy me a spice herb grinder with pollen catcher


so does anybody happen to have oblivion goty for 360?



even better

i’d vape it


my other wish would be for self control so i could keep drugs in the house



they're missing the best part


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challenge: do NOT get a boner while watching this


I wish I had a real TV



>2 seconds in I see the video title

I win.


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there wasn't a name on the return address, just the address


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who are you, fall down karkat man


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its wonk copying tumblrposts


this lttp race is the only good race in gdq history

and it's damn good



i only got to see the last 5 minutes





i already know who won tho :((


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it was a weird randomizer run, so you couldn't even tell who was leading for 90% of the run anyway

it was mainly good because the couch had the bantz, so it's still worth watching imo



wwho dis


Pearl Jam is fuuuuuuuuuckin gay



human au phos



you get down on your knees and say that son



Oh yeah


But they're too happy there


jizzkiller bois



before they lose antarc they're still genki


i made my dog mad and so she's weaponized monkeynoises to annoy the shit out of me


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it kind of upsets me that the city themes are literally just past game city themes

rito island is the same as dragon roost just slower

zora village is OoT zora village but with a few keys changed

the stable song is Totally Not Epona's Song





pls end urself



>expecting nintendo to take risks with a series that prints money



isnt that china


do I get anything worthwhile for completing missions with no kills in MGS V?



i mean, if they want them to be the past city themes, make them the past city themes

this game barely has any zelda music and when they put in zelda music they skimp out on it too

the only good one seems to be hyrule castle


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did gamzee die in the end

I can't remember but I hope so



they probably start with the old ones and replace them depending on how much time they have left before the deadline



i remember he got bisected and one half of him was part of lord english, but i can't remember if that was pre- or post-retcon




I think he actually started to suffocate in the fridge but it wasn't clear what happened after that.



Dirk cuts him in half during Caliborn's masterpiece and one half of him is sealed in lil cal along with Caliborn and ARquiusprite. Presumably, the other half of him is alive somewhere on future earth


how do you think cranky kong feels about new donk city having a festival showcasing how someone beat him


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I wonder what he thinks of Mario having not aged at all



>Dirk cuts him in half during Caliborn's masterpiece and one half of him is sealed in lil cal along with Caliborn and ARquiusprite


i remember none of this



something worse than jackposting



it was clay so no one can blame you

also i think the part where gamzee got sucked in was only shown, it wasnt mentioned in the text



What the hell am I watching?



someone should tell her about the tide pods recipe



as in jack frost? Who was it that posted that all the time, 420??


wait was rachaels name in the credits

im pretty sure she helped do caliborns masterpiece



or pauline



hussie decided to have caliborn's defeat (?) only featured via claymation in a way that wasn't clearly connected to the canon timeline

i still have no idea when the fuck that was supposed to happen in the timeline, or if it even happened in the real post-retcon timeline, or whatever the fuck. it was one of those things that should have been covered in the finale, but instead we get vriska opening a box and absolutely no resolution, as if that explains everything




Caliborn and Gamzee deserved better.



>the other half of him is alive

wasn't the whole point of his immortality that the only functional timeline is the one that leads to masterpiece, meaning that after they're all sealed in lil cal the other half has no reason to continue even existing?



at least we got some snapchats tho ;)))



I want to believe.


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no jack is a youtube "chef" that people post webms of on the cooking board



in his continued suffering?



post the corndog one







i guess maybe the implication is that the caliborn fight happens waaaay after the main story? like everyone lives their lives for a few hundred years and are finally like well i guess we better go do that thing we're destined to do

or wait, the kids got trapped in the juju right, when did that happen? did they get let out during the fight? i can't remember. does that means it happened off screen prior to the ending flash?

why was this ending so fucking retarded, i can't remember how anything happened


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i dont know why this is going at 15 frames a second



*writes long-winded tumblr theory that proves the ending is secretly not shit*



what if we paid someone competent to write a new post-act-5 for homestuck


holy shit a horse with shit taste


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people always say this but you cant write a new good ending when everyone still remembers the actual bad one


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whoops this one


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how do I upload a picture of a working mirror? Like it will show up on your monitor and you see yourself in the reflection.



post jack's non-newtonian sauce



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>how do I upload a picture of a working mirror? Like it will show up on your monitor and you see yourself in the reflection.



we have to just wait long enough for people to forget it



How to improve homestuck: Dave and Rose bone each other fully aware of the fact they are related.


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Let's get comfy brosephs

Drinkin some iced green tea and laying under a blanket watching reviewers

What are you up to tonight hsg



what the fuck is in that pan? it should be hot oil but it looks too clear and isn't bubbling in reaction to what I assume is a corndog


I don't know about you but I'm already forgetting



but then youd forget the good parts of the comic too

and then if you try and recombine it into a not-shit ending and reread it you're now rereading a comic when you could have just read something else instead


unless you did this then it would work flawlessly



that's exactly what it is, cold oil


Kief rips for reviewbrah




oh god why

is it coconut oil too or something? I usually pan fry with cheap yellow vegetable oil



he poured like a pint of oil into the pan, put it on low heat for a few minutes, and dropped the nightmare corndog into the cold vat of oil and expected it to fry

jack is impressively, almost cosmically bad at his craft



Gamzee had a hard life, but prolonging that life indefinitely while he continues to suffer horrible injuries unable to articulate his pain due to aranea's meddling/juggalo brain problems isn't going to fix that.

Gamzee's death is his happy ending, a reward for faithfully serving his Lord, in spite of all adversity.

Let him have it.



>but then youd forget the good parts of the comic too

i dunno i can't remember half of the shit in act 6 but i rmemeber the general thing of acts 1-4


>gamzee fans



there's a surprising amount of them here



gamzee fans are actually worse than unironic eridan fans



whats worse, ironic gamzee fans or ironic eridan fans


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he's fun



both are fine, but ironic eridan fans are the superior species


donkey croc

initials d.c.



>ironic gamzee fans

what does that even look like



He was a true shounen hero never giving up no matter how much he was shot.


lookin' at your claws

you could be one of my inlaws


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AGDQ is the biggest argument for trans being a mental illness there ever was



at least they weren't argumentative about it and just made a joke of it.


Alt timeline where Bro's copy of sburb doesn't get stolen by Dave and he speedruns the game.



>and just made a joke of it.




gamzee is one of the last good characters near the end of the comic


What do you think happened to all the other people who played the beta of sburb


honestly gamzee might be my favorite character overall after caliborn


i remember that fic about how people get trapped in sburb so they just speedrun it over and over trying to break out somehow



you're wrong, and so must die





>honestly gamzee might be my favorite character overall after caliborn

thermonuclear take




i can't remember if the implication is that they all went on to make their own universes, or if the kids' session was the only real one



fair point



Did they even make it past the meteor hitting them? If they survived, they were probably in different sessions that, if successful, would lead to other new universes.




prove me wrong

you probably can



>the character who is banned from talking was the only good character left



whats the most poorly aged joke in the comic

im gonna go with the reference to bronies until i think of something better





wouldnt the players have ended up getting erased by the scratch?



if you think about it, being trans is basically speedrunning life



twilight jokes




yeah thats pretty good, but arent they also ignorable, like if you'd never heard of twilight it wouldn't feel like a weird reference



Was the beta available to basically anyone who wanted it or did they all get it from Bro's industry connections? I forget how they got it now. I remember gamebro magazine hyped it up, so it was popular at least.





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thats just hussies fetish character my lad



I don't know how it works, I thought the session was like your own separate mini universe or something. It doesn't make sense for one session's scratch to have an impact on other sessions.


reminder that hussies waifulust for vriska singlehandedly killed the comic





sburb roguelike where you play through the infinite variations of doomed sessions


remember speculating on what the beta kids would be like? Remember when people completely denied the theory about the scratch turning the guardians into kids?


'fast n loose' actually describes the way hussie was jerking off to vriska whilst drawing the panels with his off hand



good point

but fedorafreak ended up entering the medium with his server player, and had the ability to communicate to nannasprite who had dad's pda

so i think its all in the same universe



nukey throne


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Were any other big "twists" like that predicted before hand? I remember the water world one.

the scratch theory wasn't even a twist it was incredibly obvious, if you didn't believe it you were retarded



*uses first guardian powers to redirect the bullet to your skull*

heh... nothing personal...


what the FUCK happened to fedora freak??????


remember speculating that anything in the comic was leading anywhere



got killt by imps iirc



I don't quite remember. Actually I forgot it was a "beta" copy. Was early access games a thing in 2009?



he was on his quest bed, just before the scratch hit



remember people honestly, seriously expecting that the final act 7 flash would wrap up everything that was built up perfectly


nah early access games werent a thing yet



was he actually on a quest bed?

i thought that was just a fan meme.



he described it in his chats with nannasprite



who the hell expected that?



fedorafreak: encountered rest surface.

fedorafreak: horizontal stone slab exhibiting unidentified iconography.

fedorafreak: a tall post at each corner.

fedorafreak: mysteriously inviting.

fedorafreak: mounting slab. exhaustion taking hold.



people all over, really

also i wouldn't call the /co/ threads during the ending /hst/, there were a lot of people coming back for the finale so it was more like both here and /co/ were fractions of HSG



God rest ye Gent of Piss


where do we fit into hsg lore? bad end?


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>true end



porn parody


I used to attend class wearing little girl underwear

It was my dream to post a cross dressing masturbation video on FC2...

All I dreamed about was having sex with pervy middle aged men as I turned into a bishoujo doujin artist.

I puke when I see naked adult women


i have acquired M&L: SS + BM


who is the gohan blanco of homestuck


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what a fucking bop

all the music in this game is good




we're the post scratch version



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i like this better


were all of the denizen's weird snake things with glowy faces?



i think yaldabaoth was the only glowy face



Hephaestus wasnt i dont think



not heaphaestus


I kind of liked abraxas because it looked like a serperior


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I googled it and this is what I am choosing to believe.


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please explain for fake g*mers such as myself





how do i trick girls into sending me pictures of their feet


us gamers



take lessons from dan schneider


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give epic me an epic link to epic pop team epic



i cant believe he evaded that storm of scandals


The name of the anime is literally IDOLSHIT and nips still buy it, for fucks sake.


i dont like some of the changes they made to M&L


i dont like new super mario bros designs, or the whole design sensibility, really

or maybe it's just a jarring change

i mean, i've been playing dream team, but even that took getting used to



honestly i cant get over the remastered music



good cant get over or bad

i know they just replaced some themes with music from other games

did they make it all worse

please dont tell me they made it all worse


im actually pretty pissed that they changed how you select different jumps and moves and stuff

just let me hit select to move them goddamnit


and generic toads! i fucking hate the way the new games only have generic toads!!!


hitler died a virgin


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glad im not a paper mario fan because holy fuck lol






how the fuck do you even DO THIS to a franchise! how can you not hate yourself CONSTANTLY for neutering something amazing like that!







sorry im done now

back to playing m&l


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seems like miyamoto has a very puritanical view on the mario series

which maybe he should, to keep things from veering too far off of the core spirit of the series

i think the problem is iwata, or whoever the lead was, was too afraid to challenge miyamoto at all and push back. obviously there is SOME room to push out of the box if the lead tries, given the previous mario rpg games exist.




>core spirit of the series

generic samey toads without an ounce of creativity

even if that is the true core of the series it shouldnt be



that's missing a meme arrow

and my flag

fuck phoneposting


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>which maybe he should, to keep things from veering too far off of the core spirit of the series




i mean its not terrible but the remix sounds


unnecessary if you catch my drift



to be fair, that was developed by ubisoft right

miyamoto probably didn't have much input



>miyamoto probably didn't have much input

he was the main guy who announced it and he said he loved it

he came in person to talk about it



i feel ya


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so then what's the take away

miyamoto wanted sticker star to stay in the box, but loved something as outside the box as mario+rabbids

something doesn't add up



is miyamoto even to blame

all the guy said is "this feels identical to TTYD" when talking about the prototype, it was the team that took it to autistic extremes and butchered the thing



he was the one who said to use only toad and to gut the story, right? as well as changing "the atmosphere", whatever that means.


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It's him... The final Boniface.


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Will there ever be another pope Formosus?




I'm great


damn aziz is a sex pest too apparently


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i quite like squatlord's stuff


tfw too sleepy to sleep


i wish asmr wasn't tied in so much with webcam girls catering to lonely virgins


people who watch some girl on youtube in heavy makeup smile at them and whisper small talk to trick their brain into thinking they've achieved some emotional closeness with another human being are so much more pathetic to me than the people who jack off to cam girls

i like asmr as a sleep aid, but these pathetic weirdos intractably associating it with their softcore gf simulators make it feel like a weird fetish i need to hide



they're ok iirc, i recognize their name as a Chara Person


goo night hsg


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episode 2 felt much stronger than episode 1



it was

especially the 2nd half



What fortune did you get


only good undertale comic is the really long one where its just some guy speedrunning the game repeatedly


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link it



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>batoto going down for good in a few days

Where am I supposed to read Watamote now?





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sponge, stop submitting re-translations to video games


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i want to ALL CAPS that noun


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i need a creative outlet that isn't shitposting


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was the 2nd half different this time?



>MSPG's autism


please be joking


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ok this is the last one i promise





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i lied


introducing: negawonk

he posts unfunny comics with right-wing jokes



only because there was a skit involving the voice actors IRL



oh right i guess that would change


i watched it at 3 am after zelda marathon so i didn't look at it



im gonna fight him to death

id probably lose


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superior memetarded speedrunner gf



need me a gf like this


i said






ask sponge


whats your favorite color hsg


­­­­oh lame someone updated 8ch to not allow empty body posts


it was supposed to be a joke about ultraviolet



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>david cage accused of sexual behavior and overworking staff

i dont know how to properly convey my complete and utter lack of surprise at this


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shuten doujin makes my penis become

the big penis


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what a coincidence

shuten doujin makes shuten's penis become

the big penis









both the dissiddia nt and the dragon ball fighterZ beta are this weekend

dissidia is active all weekend and i think dbfz is only monday but god damn dissidia is garbage


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and so the retard gf germ spreads



I hope Sophia develops an algorithm for a mounting grudge

it starts with a petty tweet or two back

then a snub at an event

then one day Chrissy Teigen finds her make up consultant dead on her front porch


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i think i read that asimov story


this is the old lady with the thousand pins that all make her stronger and she's in constant agony right



>and she's in constant agony

i don't think so, but outside of that yes


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helo beatiful

show bob and vegane

mmmmm very sex you


i need to start cataloging my chinese mokous


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wew cage



any of y'all nigwards play yume nikki now that its on steam


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>how can i be homophobic if i hire a gay to work on my creepy shower video games



>and she's in constant agony

I don't know where you got that from



>bringing up ellen page after what happened

probably not a good plan lad



Cage and his scrap book full of underage Ellen Page photos


hey so im playing a lil bit of M&L: SS + BM, right?

and prince peasley

he's flirting with luigi

y'all see that shit


i mean

i just assumed, cuz of the thousand pins or whatever


I don't even know the subject at hand really but I too would assume exactly 1000 implanted pins would be p unrighteous


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Hey listen to this and watch the video for some righteous jams


idk, she seems pretty cool with the whole deal


they're pins that give her super strength/toughness

she shoved in into herself while transporting it cause she was about to die and then she liked the power so she just went around collecting them



could be one of those anime tropes where they're in constant pain but are too cool to show it



okay yeah i was just thinking about that

if they give her super toughness she wouldnt even notice them


that's a pretty great backstory tbh


ive found that if some dipshit talks about a manga being bad because they need to virtue signal about something that isn't a real issue it is probably actually good and worth reading


so im reading ancient magus bride now



it's 100 pins and each one has the strength of a thousand men




i mean ancient magus bride is a rpetty decent read, but what on earth are they complaining about


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chise is a loli apparently


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sometimes being a contrarian is good



oh even better


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>chise is a loli apparently

she's 16 and doesn't look like a loli at all

she looks like she's 16


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can Jiren beat LE?



no dude the author is clearly a lolicon pedophile


>Go fight a lava rock monster on the way to doing a quest

>Quest requires you to kill lava rock monster

>"oh neat that's already done"

>Doesn't count since it's before the quest started, rock monster only respawns on a blood moon which is relatively infrequent



i actually read made in abyss recently and boy is it edgy as fuck

this dude adopts an orphan girl and keeps her around for the sole reason of turning her into an organ box when the protagonists show up, because they need a reason to suffer

mind you, i do like that stairs are this fucking massive problem in this universe



thats some bad design

it should respawn when the quest starts


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i mean he "adopted" like 50 orphans or something, but yea Prushka didn't have a very good life

at least her rabbit thing sticks around


nice job spoiling a really important part of the manga man


spoiler: the robot has a peepee


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top 10 anime deaths



i mean it's kind of important but it's kind of just nonsensical if you aren't reading the series

it's like those "spoil your stories vaguely" posts, yea it's technically out but no one who isn't aware of all of the context of the series is going to be able to understand what the spoiler even means



MISUNDERSTANDINGS are always the worst part of any series



who is the pile of meat next to goku supposed to be



the game autosaves relatively frequently and it goes back like half an hour, i think I can just go back to before i kill it, start the quest, and then go kill it


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if someone has started reading the manga or watching the anime but isn't caught up yet it's still a shitty thing to do


i mean, it's not like you can't tell instantly this broad's gonna go down in a bad way

plus, hey, if you care at all you should be caught up



he's cute

i'm glad they showed him off more in the anime


autosaves didn't go back far enough but for some reason i saved a few minute before fighting him so that's good enough

i do have to redo a small shrine though, but it was really easy


or nevermind that was the completely wrong lava monster so it wasn't related to the quest at all

it shows you three locations and 3 objectives but it doens't say which is which so i thought the one that said "it's right where the lava monster is" and "fight a lava monster" were connected


and now I'm a triple fag because it's not even the same area, it just looks really similar on the map


git gud


bowser's minions is pretty fucking fun

there's almost no strategy beyond rock paper scissors

but it's fun cheering on your lil dudes to fuck up the other dudes


anybody here have oblivion goty on 360?

I could use some help


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it must be Hit



nobody thinks "oh hey I guess someone is going to spoil me today so I should drop everything I'm doing and finish reading it this instant"



a lot of people do that, actually


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do you know de wey to the suicide forest where they kill themselves by eating tide pods


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i love when authors do things like this


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in case anyone is wondering, little people is what they call fairies/magic creatures in general, not just midgets or something


i should buy the manga

I'm going to do that


that stove doesn't seem safe



i have a much larger stove than that in my house

it's fine



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gonna buy the doujin where baby serval chews into an electrical cable and fucking dies


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you are presumably not a little girl

i am assuming here, she looks a little girl

in an old fantasy room with wooden stuff

bedsheets must stink of food too



>i am assuming here, she looks a little girl

she's 16.


Super Dragon Balls? Fucking Really?




what, do they give you TWO wishes


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Hey you

Yeah you

I hope you have a pleasant day

and remember hsg, always go your own way



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I can't wait for this to be in the fucking show



the earth dragon balls already give you 3 wishes

they give wishes that regular and namekian ones can't do or something


i looked up how to get a treasure chest because it looked like I had to do some dumb shit but yet again my solutions are much more complex than the actual solutions

the trial itself was piss easy but when I tried to find how to do the treasure chest it was some video of a guy complaining about the shrine was SO HARD and ITLL TAKE YOU AN HOUR but it was one fo the easiest ones I've ever done


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the extra fire shrines are really easy

i liked the extra water ones better they had some decent challenges





2/3 are effectively negated by fire armor (which you got a while ago) and the other one is easy

the 2 that are negated are easy even without armor


seriuosly do any of you have oblivion goty for 360



rev if we did one of us would have said something


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>detective pikachu amiibo

what does it do?


>mommy made me the peruvian stew

it’s so good



it plays macro-dom and completely ruins micro-sub pikachu's bussy



answer my question



I keep trying but 8ch won't let me make a blank post as an "ultraviolet" joke




neon green and neon pink are up there tho



like, jake or kanaya green



I refuse


the indigo that’s more purple than blue, specifically



dark blue



im glad 8ch is keeping you from making horrible unfunny jokes, at least in this instance


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Orange is the best color


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hey babe



why are you like this



its rev




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[sans undertale voice]

I t ' s R e v .


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i have two weeks off of work and i'm going to use them to apply to as many jobs as possible

2018 is the year i fucking get shit done


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good luck man



break a leg anon kun



is this loss



do this and then get disability payment instead of working






good luck



>that first pic


>rose and kan's expressions


the rest is garbage, except for the one by chaz



rock on

i believe in you


i really need to get a job in my field

starbucks just aint cutting it





i skipped work today but tomorrow was my last day anyway

i don’t need the 500~ dollars i would’ve made in those two days haha...



but i thought you were a psych student


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no ganbatte 4 u


>full time baby sitting job for a 6 year old an an 11 year old

should i

thats around when they can mostly do things on their own right

i just have to cook for them and i dont have to wipe their ass or anything yeah?



oh sponge


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unless you're a woman i doubt they'll hire you


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dude these two days of epic relaxation will be much better for me than 24 factory hours

this sounds more like i’m talking to me than to you though, doesn’t it





it’s still worth a shot


i mean i hate being around most kids but you should go for it if you want to


find me a bigger motherfucker than rev, I dare you


i like kids and i like cooking

they're not babies so i wouldn't have to worry about accidentally hurting them by holding them the wrong way


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ive been scouring job listings near me but they're all in the next town over and that's too dangerous to walk or bike to without taking a bunch of backroads that'd make the trip nearly 2 hours

and not a single business in town is hiring

not even the library needs anybody


i want to go work at this one store in the town square but my parents are super against it because i told them how the owner sexually harassed my buddy that worked there



it sounds like it

but i buy it


maybe i should ask my mom if she can get me a job at the hospital



will this devolve into

>person you respect: "we have food at home"


>person you dislike: *pulls into the drive through as children cheer* *orders a single black coffee and leaves*



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it's already not very funny as is


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sexually harass the owner back



i was thinking about it earlier

i could play along with it for a little (with a recording device) and then blackmail him because he has a wife (and kid(s)?)

instant epic job security. if you won’t let me come into work high i won’t let your wife be ignorant of your boylust


how epic it would be to prey on the predators!



i remember a while back people found some chat site full of pedos so they pretended to be kids and asked them for flight money right before blocking them

it was a good hustle


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so from a distance, this fucking thing glints like a sniper scope, when you look at it through binoculars

I could have been murdering russian soldiers this whole time




I can see how this might not end well in many ways

but good luck



honestly i have a feeling he might not be attracted to me because i don’t look like my buddy at all


Hard Candy but it's Sponge instead of Ellen Page


imagine me traveling back a few hundred years in time and becoming Spongelord, Popeslayer and making earth my eternal empire

at the expense of the boniface meme




>at the expense of the boniface meme

not sure if im willing to trade that


now I feel bad for this sheep

I accidentally action rolled into it


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