what the fuck is a "palico"
pal + calico
is subnautica actually fun?
it was just because i haven't played in a while
i'm pretty sure i've got everything down again
not gonna go hunting rape ape anytime soon though
Also Monster Hunter never has G rank on the first release. This is just the first time the west actually got a first release. They will either release Monster Hunter WorldG or some kind of DLC next year.
|Rolled 1 (1d2)|
2- weapon with smaller damage but 10% chance to crit
1- weapon with fuckheug damage but 20% chance to anti-crit
dank if true
(skip to the end for the juicy bits)
oh wait are you new to the monster hunter games?
fuck you, highlight the juicy bits you mean
i'm not going to read any of this, but the bottom mentions dan the man get in my van child-feet fan schneider
is he going down
the list of names at the end
basically, dan "tweens are tighter" schneider made a NAP with his media mogul boss concerning both of their sexual appetites, but along the way they both pissed off a bunch of people including a rival media mogul
now dan's boss is 96 and on his deathbed, so their rivals are planning to leak all the bad things danny and his boss did to destroy viacom and gobble up the remains
yeah never played one before
and by "leak" i mean "sue for rape of underage girls"
oh man, you're in for a trip
what's the point of these being written this way, anyway
giving everyone a title and then directly spelling out who the title applies to at the end of the article?
why not just replace all the instances of "the producer" with "dan scheider", etc, if it's not hidden information anyway
i don't le get it
is it just protection if it ends up being bullshit, so they can go "o-oh we didn't just make it up for clicks, it must have been some other producer who fit this extremely detailed situation i just described h-h-heheheheh xD"
is it not a scientific fact that tweens are generally tighter
whats the point of the bagpipe
how does it work
It's kind of like a hurdy gurdy except it has reeds instead of strings and a big bag instead of a wheel on a crank
yeah but offensively
i think it buffs other hunters in your party? i think?
i don't think it's feasible on its own
the person originally only wrote the first part, and then there's a comments section where people try to fill in the names
that picture has them combined after people agreed on who's who
original post here: http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2018/01/four-for-friday-its-about-time-himmmm.html?m=1
do they have weed in them
what's the weed status
or should i just sword and board
if i eat those, will i get high?
some weed in those browbrows
they're all viable pretty much, just depends on what you personally like more
i recommend just giving each one a try and just see if one sticks out as fun for you
friends, eating 1/4 of one of these will knock you on your ass
time to get high and try to figure out how to use garageband
im referring to sibling incest
sounds like a plan
GL has a rabid userbase that loves it but most people hate it and say it sucks. But really, anything is fine. Even the Horn is fine in single player in the more recent games. It's probably best to try out a bunch of things early on. You aren't punished for switching, but you'll probalby regret it if you put a ton of resources getting fancy versions of a weapon you don't really like.
there is in fact some weed in these brownies
only about half as much as the brownies my mom makes though
i wanna get high with aradiaflag
toke on, bromines
*taps vape on monitor*
that dude's fingernail is whack
>mom makes weed brownies
yeah, for such a cozy video it starts out with absolute nightmare fuel
also wonk, i recommend the charge blade because god
look at this chart
I'm sorry your family isn't as cool as mine
I get to smoke weed with my parents and watch them play zelda
>being raised by stoner gamers
the felyne cooks' animations never get old
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official splatoon tournament for japanese elementary schoolers
for a minute I thought they removed item sets and I was gonna have to deeply sigh
actually they have 40 item sets now
which seems excessive but ok
there are training quests for every weapon
it took me a few minutes of attacking jaggies to remember how to even play lol
what if ben is brandon fraser's son
poor!aradia eating from the trashcan
trashcan!aradia being eaten from by poor!roleplaying as aradia!anon
my gf sleeps like 12 hours a day. idk how she does it.
who is this ugly creature
oh i am LOVIN the switch axe
and the hammer
are hammers viable
cuz they're sexy
this tekken 7 tournament is nuts
Im making her stay up till 11 and wake up at 7:30. She falls asleep at 9 and wakes up at 9
hammers are viable but you don't get good drops because you can't cut tails.
Don't worry about elemental dmg on those, youre looking at raw dmg(not inflated dmg) and sharpness on those mostly.
there's tail cutting in this
oh fuck me
well alright, that's something to obsess over later
tail cutting, wing damaging, shell splitting, catching bugs on the back of monsters, you name it
Tail cuts are actually extremely important. You get plate/gem/mantle drops from those much more frequently.
If you want tail cuts, IG and DBs are good because you can get mounts consistently.
SA is okay for tail cuts because you have high reach, but youre not as mobile as DB or IG. LS is also good for it because you have a downward chop on your combo and you have a the slashdodge to maneuver yourself.
bug catching is only zinogres, use a net on their back when theyre knocked down.
can you not uhhh use abbreviations i have no clue what youre tlaking about
each monster has like 4 parts to break
tails and horns are the most common
anyone want to hunt some monsters
SnS= Sword and Shield
waiting on the PC release :(((((
Im a CB, DB main. I enjoy them. But i can also use the LS and the Hammer pretty solidly.
LUCKY CHLOE VS STEVE GRAND FINALS EVO JAPAN
i think i mentioned this before, but what genre is monster hunter
i guess it's an arpg, but that doesn't really like capture the entire thing, like the flow of gameplay (get mission in hub -> go out into the field to do the mission -> get reward and come back -> repeat) and the character progression mainly being tied to gear. it has a strong relation to other games like toukiden, god eater, soul sacrifice, freedom wars, peace walker (and possibly mgsv but the focus on story makes that more tenuous)
mounting is really weird in mhw
i don't know if I'm doing it right
It a hack n' slash Gear-Based RPG
I can't help anyone on Mounting in MHW. i only know MH4U and MHGen
forgot about mercenary kings on my list of games
also every enemy is a boss battle.
mounting is fun in mh4u
in mhw it seems kind of weird and not very good(?)
watch Gaijin Hunter on YT, he'll prolly have tips.
oh i LOVE the charge blade!!!
thats easily the most complex weapon. Learn your guard points
if you do them well enough, you can knock out monsters with them.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i miss Sheguru Magala Lobbies in 4U.
man this seems like a fun game
and here i was, the only reason im playing it is cuz you can wear armor based on the monsters
it get SUPER complex when you get to the "endgame" for comparison, i spent 4 weeks playing LR and HR.
I spent 5 months playing G-Rank.
His name's SHAGGY not SHEGGY
last time i played i was farming for Black and Red Fatalis parts and NO ONE could handle his OHKO moves.
>tarot cards just got more expensive
what the fuck?
that's against religious freedom!
this is like that couple that wouldn’t bake the fucking cake, or the exact opposite of that
there needs to be blood either way
rape the tarot card people. Please
if this bitch don't stop making monkey sounds
>fetish actress keeps getting pregnant
>quite possibly for pregnancy fetish porn
long blade is fun, but it feels kind of shallow
are you using fade slashes? and Combos into spirit combo?
it seems like monhun is gonna be really grind-y quest-y 100%-y
but as long as i can play dress up and play with cool weapons i dont really care
people keep saying pixar is randroids because of the incredibles, but monsters inc is a critique of capitalism where "the real hero" is a bureaucrat for a federal law enforcement agency, so what the fuck
it gets grindy but the grind is the funpart. It starts getting real fun when youre at G-Rank trying to get speedruns.
yes on combos
i might be fade slashing, don't actually know what that is
it's all grind
quests -> rewards -> gear -> repeat
i wanna say press both attack buttons at the same time allows you to fade slash. You jump back and slash at the same time and its AMAZING for stringing combos as it acts as a dodge and an attack.
oh yeah, i do that
although i looked it up and apparently there's some explicit combo with it i haven't been doing, so i'll try that out
still the whole 'combo to charge bankai-> bankai combo to charge super duper strike-> super duper strike' loop kind of gets old. might try out a different weapon
If you like getting in close go for SnS
as long as i can play dress up i can play along with the quests
also i love doing repetitive tasks repeatedly, gives a sens of accomplishment
tell me about grank
why does it keep comng up
like all those 1star training missions
that was fun
i kinda like the guns, i cant get a handle on the gunlance
really like the charge blade and switch axe
the long blade grows on me
>like all those 1star training missions
did you actually do those
i don't know if g-rank actually means anything specifically, outside of just harder quests, but I know that MH always does a game and then an 'enhanced' version of it which is generally referred to as the 'g-rank' game
i don't actually know the differences in content because before now america's just gotten the g-rank game instead of the original
G-rank is the highest level in MonHun. It comes after High Rank, monsters have extra Dmg resist, better moves, etc.
MHW doesn't have it yet, but it might get it later, idk.
Heres the difficulty spike: I could easily solo a Crimson Fatalis on High rank without dying, but fighting an Ash Ketcha-Wacha took me 3 days to beat on G-Rank.
not looking forward to even trying that
do you know about the pickle
the switch axe was my first, and although i use a different weapon each game, i find myself missing it every time. something about its flow and flexibility appeals to me.
that's the beauty of these games, there's so many options that you're probably going to find one that rubs some autistic lobe deep in your brain the right way.
james should know about the pickle
DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE PICKLE
it's fine, just get some blue food
>rubs some autistic lobe deep in your brain the right way.
mmm i love anything that can do that
i finished the main story of celeste (there's still some collectibles missing, the "b sides" -- harder versions of the 8 levels, plus a bonus level that opens after either 4 b-sides or weird secrets hidden in each level)
>despite triggering the first time i've cursed at a game in several years, i get the feeling that the devs really planned out the difficulty curve of the game -- save for one or two areas, each section feels superbly planned out, and fitting into the design as a whole. at each moment, the game's introducing new strategies, new gimmicks, new combos, so it stays fresh
>the story is your standard indie fare -- hip young adults dealing with depression and ennui, only there's a mountain and i guess it's magic?
>the story's short but the game's tuned for replayability. each level's split into sections, plus the aforementioned strawberries and secrets.
>the devs attitude with regards to difficulty and mastery are interesting:
>> There's an "assist mode" you can turn on at the beginning of the game that allows you to be invincible, never run out of stamina, etc. you can turn off the features at any time and it doesn't lock anything off
>> when you die on replaying a level, it's added to the total times you've died on said level. As far as i can tell, you can't find how many times you died on a single run. The only thing the game keeps track of from individual runs is the timer.
>the only real negative is that sometimes i felt that the tolerance between an "up" input and a "diagonal up/left" input was too finicky at times. There were definitely times when I intended to dash upwards when the game decided that I would jump diagonally.
i love this
please dont tell
youre a good reviewer
*subs to your youtube channel*
I thought it was kind of funny when I saw the game (can) make it impossible for you to die because i have a friend named celeste who is criminally bad at video games.
you didnt aformention any strawberries motherfucker
i couldn't hear your sub, wtf
i could body cletus in tekken
the gunlance is my fav even though its quite clunky
i wish you could feel pain so i could hurt you
you have to switch it from "tickle" to "pain"
maybe someday, i’ll make thousands or even millions of people feel like shit
maybe you already have in a butterfly effect kind of way
well i guess i played monster hunter for 11 hours straight
maybe i’m responsible for trump
>gonna get three hours of sleep
god damn my taint smells so good
lots of good jobs to apply for today
i read this as bronies at first
[grant voice] log off
i had a dream involving nick's ass last night
he was kind of fat and had a beard
*learns how to lucid dream so i can stuff ginger up dream!stabs' ass*
Sperg all you want you subhuman permavirgin nintendicksucker soyboi neckbeard, trying to defend your subhuman Asian slit eyed turbo judenschwein kikepigjewswine corporation but there is no way you can spin this in any positive light.
TL;DR kill yourself you subhuman nintendicksucker apologist
where can i get this pillow???
>tfw no super porkchop gf
forget about gay ben
it's gay wonk that we need to remove
im not nearly as gay as ben
>unironic frisk/sans shipping
what am i looking at here
I hate that feel
v. proud of myself right now
i had nothing to do today but instead of sitting around being a piece of shit i scoured my flat and applied for 3 jobs
Looks like Frisk and Chara 'embarassment charts'
Like those ones about showing your waifu your dick.
i'm proud of you too
>the FF7 remake is going to be episodic
nice idea, dumbfucks
has going episodic ever ended in anything but tragedy
*immediately gifts this to you*
calling a cat character nekomew is the most offensive part of this image
I HAVE A RELEVANT IMAGE FOR THIS
oh they finally made a new game
now imagine that was titled "help sexy daddy doodoo" and we'd be in the same ballpark as this PoM game
fuck me i dont feel like grinding in The Witch and the Hundred Knight
fulton rocket doesn't work on vehicles or walkers
do you need to or is it for extra shit
speaking of prey i wonder what kanayaposter has been up to
>under two minutes to S rank a subsistence mission
I didn't even have to get out of the heli
hiveswaps good so far
last i heard, they'd lost a lot a customers due to drumpf's government shutdown
and the soldier reward was six S-rank Intel staff
it's two hours long and two years late..........................
somebody offered to get me monhun for my birthday
i didn't have the heart to tell them i want it now, while there's still this heady rush of excitement about it
who will even still be playing in june
its like four years my lad
>hiveswaps good so far
>hiveswaps good so far
there is no reason to play on PS4 unless you live in Japan where it is PS4 exclusive for no fucking reason
god I really wanna play MGSV again but I still have several other gigantic games I need to get through that I haven't already played
>get wormhole upgrade developed
time to replay The War Economy and get those containers from inside the hangar
I watched liam formerly of the best friends zaibatsu play the metal gear survive demo and I think I'd buy it if it was like ten dollars
this makes me uncomfortable
Isn't there just a larger player base in general on PS4? I mean unless you just have to play on the Xbox one x to squeeze every last bit of graphics out of a console game why NOT play on PS4?
'cus it'll come out on pc
I thought we were strictly comparing what it is out on now, since anon wants to get it right now instead of having to wait months.
This makese uncomfortable.
you can exfiltrate on a wormhole fulton
this makes me uncomfortable
also whats wrong with Survive
Can you do it on a normal fulton? They said you could before the game came out, but I think I tried once and it didn't let me, but maybe I fucked it up.
yeah you can only do it from on top of the cargo containers as far as I've tried, you have to just hold the action button after placing the fulton, it'll carry over to the "get me out of here" prompt that happens if you're standing right next to the cords
well even if survive is awful at least the mgs series feels complete
Survive is more or less the best way they could handle making a new metal gear game. It's in an alternate universe, it isn't trying to replace the old games, it isn't bringing back old characters, and it's doing new, different stuff with the gameplay.
Damn the Belarusian mre steve are in his latest video looks both comfy and delicious
I always think the eastern euro ones look nice
Always a lot of meat pate, hearty grains, and rustic fruit drinks/jams/spreads
Kkb is good drugparty music
>Always a lot of meat pate, hearty grains, and rustic fruit drinks/jams/spreads
i read this in his voice
was....was I right about burning man this whole time?
what were you saying about him
I don't know, but the answer is "probably"
next you'll tell me that paz is really the boss
I thought you were talking about irl burning man
Like the event lol
>how do i get into a mobage
you play it and then pay money
remember that touhou minecraft server
is sako just zwid pretending to be someone else
they’re different flavors of pathetic
>try to get corpse
>get into the building, hiding in a room with a closed door, no windows
>grenade clips through door, kills me
what the fuck is with this game
i dont wanna gho to bed yet, but shes gonna go to bed in a few mins here
and there aint nothin i wanna do while awake
idk what to do
tfw no background
this bad boy must be intended for use during replays of that sahelanthropus mission
or any mission where you just need to say "fuck this tank" actually
is this a Nocturne reference?
backgrounds are overrated
>hiveswaps good so far
hiveswap is fun and i enjoying playing it
I pirated hiveswap and have still never played it
Are you going to?
>"hiveswap is fun and i enjoying playing it"
I'm sick of ironic "dating sims" with wacky settings or characters and they're actually just fucking visual novels with no simulation elements at all
holy perspective batman
i can't believe this
Aww, I got distracted and missed the get.
brapmageddon is upon us, and star wars will be its catalyst
*In Monkey D Luffy voice* Believe it!
>mhw just gave me the obligatory "there won't be turning back from this point, be sure your loose ends are tied up"
surely i'm not at the end of the story
i'm only like 10 hours in maybe
Sorry libtards, but the balls are stored in the teeth
>no get sniping from other boards
I imagine the story is just there to placate the western audience and the game will continue beyond it as normal monster hunter does.
i played 11 hours and only got o like hr3 because i was dicking around
i think i'm at like 15 now and I'm doing the dumb story thing with lava mon
i like distended bellies but the way vorefags draw them do absolutely nothing for me
yeah, i don’t like when they look pregnant either
>sister punches me
>i get a boner
i don’t know if the two are related, it could just be because we’re talking about me being mpreg and the only good new dbz character
>alex jones' first yaoi
isn't she 16 wtf
I like double-layered boobs like this. I do not know what the proper term is or if there is one.
they're at a feast and there's just a plate full of lemons
gwyneth paltrow catered
I actually really like lemons and would eat them regularly if they weren't terrible for your teeth
Man, isn't being alive just the most unepic thing?
i've got this epic chicken francese recipe that i love so much, but every time i cook it i have to deal with my teeth being sensitive for the next few days because of the lemons. it's just not worth it.
i wanna go on a genocide rampage on this planet
I used to do that actually when I was a little kid. It's probably why my teeth hurt when I drink stuff with ice in it.
is that why cats hate lemon juice?
i think there's some sort of chemical in citrus fruits that freaks cats and dogs the fuck out, like their brain thinks its poison or something
They have more sensitive noses so the smell of the acid just pisses them off way more than it does us, I think.
TIL winamp is also a functional web browser
my mom put a bunch of orange slices in our garden to stop the neighbor's cat from shitting in it
it didn't work
I've never heard of it working with oranges, just lemons
when i was looking for a wakarimasen picture i found this
I can even post from it, I think
oh man yeah, I can post from it but it 404s for the "post submitted" thing
oppan calmasis foreshadowed nothing and hussie probably just forgot whatever plot point he was originally setting up with it style!
It is probably using Internet Explorer like Steam does or something.
Hmm my pizza didn't come out great
isn't steam using chrome?
that is confirmed by the winamp wiki, yeah
steam uses a notably outdated chrome, that freezes and lags and breaks constantly
i don't even remember this calmasis stuff.
>eating dark chocolate with orange slices
i am not reading some dumb fan theory that is that long
not clicking (nor reading)
reminds me of PoM and his stupid "Dave is gonna go back in time and drop the egg" theory
Imagine being hired to write a filler episode for dragon ball so you make it about your fursona becoming friends with goku
uhhhhhhh that's what it is
i promised myself i'd only stay until the get
that's it, i'm out
see y'all in a year or so
i feel like the king-queen swap out and calmasis were both foreshadowing some twist with the cherubs, but hussie literally just got sick of the comic and let a bunch of teenagers spend a year on a terrible ending animation that answered nothing so he didn't have to look at it anymore
huh, alright then, have a good one
that's dumb come back and stay permanently
i know where this is going
yeah i can't argue with that, really, sounds pretty accurate
i would pay a lot of money to see an epic conclusion to the calmasis stuff though
to a kickstarter or something
Alt timeline where Hussie was not a hack (i.e. he never met Rachel)
sorry if ive posted this before
Refresh me on the king-queen swap bit.
the conclusion of the chess game between calliope and caliborn
caliborn secretly swaps the king and queen and wins by revealing it
i never gave much credence to the ghost writer stuff, because despite being terrible, the writing towards the end was still in hussie's voice
but looking at the aftermath, part of me wonders if he really did just step away from all but a director role and let a bunch of tumblr retards take the reins and run it into the ground
Gamzee would have gotten a good ending if Hussie hadn't been tumblrized.
Wasn't the ending supposed to be bitter sweet actually? I feel like I remember him saying that at some point.
he meant it would be sweet with all your fave gay ships becoming canon, but bitter because there is no resolution to anything plot related. he le had it all le planned out from the le the le the beginning! : )
Right, I forgot about that. Was that what allowed him to dominate or was him winning just because he was becoming slightly less retarded, and THAT is what allowed him to dominate?
i may be wrong but i think he lost, and that's when he revealed the queen
The end of his magnum opus was universally hated, a game made by someone who worked for him became more successful than Homestuck ever was, and his 2 million dollar Kickstarter has been a supreme failure. If he hasn't given up already what could possibly be the straw that breaks him?
honestly homestuck is still better than undertale
if it's better why does it reference undertale
Wait, isn't Sonichu trans too? Shouldn't it be "my daughter"?
>draw a girl
>call it a guy
>turn him into a girl for 100 chapters
he's into neptunia games now
i think that's like
a clone maybe
a clone made specifically so he could make sonichu trans without having to actually change sonichu
found a video of a guy doing a spore speedrun
and he might be the greasiest person i've ever seen
dude is fucking iridescent
nuclear weapons take 75k each of fuel and minor metal, as well as 750k GMP
did they still have arbok and weezing when they got wobb
>area 11 in the coral highlands
>met someone over tinder and had a nice time with them over lunch
it's happening lads, normie transformation
what will you do when they find out about all of your weird fetishes
You'll be plotting to deport their parents within the month
hope to god theirs are as weird or weirder than mine
so how does that work
does anyone have a link to the most recent session thing pastebin by wes
you play spore fast
>a shitcoin startup called Prodeum just exitscammed with millions of investor dollars and left them the following message on their site
Man imagine MHW actually running on decent hardware like my PC
top 10 anime battles
deathclaws do that all the time in FO3 for no clear reason
i wish it was easier to share images from ps4
i want to post my ep1c monhun chara!
that reminds me, where is kanaya?
speaking of raping introverted chubby nerds, where is kanaya????
I just told you
let's get this straight.
kanaya canonically has a gigantic dingdong, but she is not a rapist
it's consensual plowing
The Jadeblood Woman Burden
Will You Get Off A Niggas Dick For Once
I've said it once and I will say it again. There is no worse job in this world than being a D-list pornstar.
No dignity and no future and no money/fame to show for it. Also you look like this
don't add me to your fetish blog silly boys ;)))))
that's such a shitty implant job
>No dignity and no future and no money/fame to show for it.
You get some amount of money.
Do they get min wage? Min wage for doing nothing is decent.
there needs to be an accompanying movement with dudes taking some bizarre pride in how smooth their legs are
is that her spine in the fourth pic? what the fuck is happening?
looks pretty bad, yeeouch
my dog gets scared when there's any gas-like smell
like if i turn on my heater or my stove, both use natural gas, and she gets scared and hides and doesn't recover fully until like the next day
but i'm noticing now that she's not just afraid when she smells gas, she actually looks like she's afraid something is going to get her. like she keeps over her shoulder and getting paranoid about every little sound.
i wonder what's going on in her brain. i'd like her to get over this but it seems deep and incurable.
>thumbnail says "funko"
you know gamestop sells pops right
they sell a lot of shit, even relatively obscure shit
I'm saying don't put the reveal in the thumbnail
rev he's not saying the package is meant to be a surprise to the viewers he received a package that he didn't know was coming, i.e. a surprise
oh my god look at D-Dog's fulton outfit
Tide has officially discontinued Tide Pods because people were eating them
ah yes, snopes, the "fact checking" site run by an embezzler, a prostitute, and a cat lady.
>snopes is a conspiracy
>friend invites a friend of theirs that i don't know to group voicechat
no stop die
okay so moment of truth
what should i main
hammers or switch axes
i really like hammers but the sword on the axe is nice
If you have come this far, only you can make the final decision.
fuck the skin
look at that palico outfit
i made the right choice
>Kaz is running a fast food scam
dirk reads slate star codex
roxy tried reading hpmor but thought it was intellectual jacking off
i mean, it's not a scam
it's real burgers
I've only got the first two cassettes if there's a whole thing about it
god yeah i forgot about that sublplot
>but thought it was intellectual jacking off
is she wrong
headcanon: xlr projecting his book club opinions on the alpha kids
if there's an enemy soldier guarding a prisoner and you tell d-dog to fulton the prisoner
the guard will shoo d-dog off
make some rice
it's delicious and easy
monhun: if somethingg is in your box can you use it to upgrade or forge
how much is your steam account worth
mine is $2167
this kid is PISSED
this is just like
not even meme pathetic anymore it's just kind of sad
this kid is PISSED
I wonder if i could turn this statement into a meme and ruin it.
this is just like
not even meme pathetic anymore it's just kind of sad
Just testing the meme
*wakes up and makes a cup of coffee*
[khan voice] i wonder if i can make this a meme
buffalo bugles are #litty af
>Steam achievements pop ups won't disappear on their own
>They're fuck huge in big picture mode
>Can't disable big picture or the steam overlay because I need them to use my controller because DBFZ is stupid
>No way to only disable achievement popups
play dbfz with me
ok but not tonight because my stomach is incredibly upset and i'm only managing to squeeze in like one match between each 15 minute literal shitstorm
also fuck these lobbies right
I moved to the India lobby 'cus I thought I was clever and I think I am permanently stuck in India now
reblog the plate webm and good carves will come to you
No you can definitely change them I changed regions and played in the German one the first day because America East Coast was full
>afraid to message back the tutors who messaged me
how do i even manage to survive in the world on a daily basis
Yeah, you can change when it's full, but I can't figure out how to change when it *isn't* full, and there is no way India will ever get full because the game isn't even out in India.
>rich youtuber donates $30k to a random twitch streamer
im mad actually
a fucking homeless person sleeping on the streets would have appreciated that money 1000x more than some random attention whoring faggot
if only the homeless used bitcoin
>final round of arcade mode
>game fucking freezes
firefox using almost 4gb of ram and i only have like 8 tabs open and none of them are videos or anything
Play on offline lobby for story and arcade lol
>wanting to give hard earned money to the homeless (who is most likely a fag or tranny)
>instead of the hard worker
this is what tumblr is for, go check it out bitch
I must be retarded because when I start the game it immediately puts me in a lobby and i can't figure out how to change
tranny hobos are almost nonexistent
Yeah I was super confused the first time I started playing.
You can always do it just go to options I think
anybody know what the effective range of D-Dog's fulton command is?
do you have a single source to back that up?
it looks like ~45 meters is the range
just remembered and realized i began reading homestuck at 2010
the thing that made me remember was when i roleplayed as dave strider to a bunch of youtube hackers to mess with them and that was 2010 at the earliest
*smooches your butt*
im rereading homestuck again
my account is worth more than everyone else and therefor i am now the boss
>pop-in so severe it even affects enemy entities/d-dog detecting them
i miss roleplaying as homestuck characters and not thinking it was cringey
first order of business: dont question me
wwhy wwould it be cringey
second order of business:
no homestuck :)
how much is your steam account worth
you are in violation of the first order of business, my dumb bitch
dont brag about something you're not willing to share
the highest posted is almost 2k
how much more than that, im curious
the high metal outfit in mhw makes you extra thicc
third order of business: nothing to drink but coconut water
and eat nothing but coconut butter
do NOT pretend to be me, the boss, or else you WILL face the consequences
you are on thin ice
delete this right now
you have a value more than $8449?
Do you feel in charge?
and i like big stinky dick ;)
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING........THIS CANT BE HAPPENING TO ME!!! THE BOSS!!!!
give admin status to the biggest steam value
in a gamer society the one with the most valuable steam account is president
at least a good half if not more of those are mediocre/garbage indie games
if I really wanted to bloat my inventory they've got $1/20 games on various garbage bundle sites but I usually only do humble
I also bought like a dozen shitty image search games for my mom
the shitty image search games were also $1/20 or some such like that
>tfw i got the most value out of all my games :)
I'm taking a shit and I'm fairly certain blood is dripping out of my asshole
i thought i was going to be the big dick player
it looks plenty big to me man
low avg price per hour is what you REALLY want.
very surprised that MBG has played the most games out of any of us also.
you're 2nd that's close
guess which of the stooges fell from his perch but survived anyway?
Steam keeps dying while I am playing my video game and then it makes the video game freeze
dragon ball fighterz
I guess you'll never see the conclusion to that fight
>three hours have passed since i started playing
i think steam was just trying to save me from myself
so how do you cash out that $8,000?
why did they have to hunt him down and demand no one does business with him? why do they give so many shits about fake pig noses?
would you watch braveheart if the main character was shrek
why is medli so HOT
at what point does rateyourmusic actually start giving me recommendations and shit
probably because he’s an annoying retard about it and is also not cute
>I also bought like a dozen shitty image search games for my mom
what is it with moms and those games
me WANT dbfz...
but... backlog too big...
i want there to be a way to catalog my games across platforms,. so i can plan out a backlog and then tear it to pieces
i really feel like tekken is a game i could unleash my full autism upon
me, while playing animal crossing: yeah, i dunno how i feel about completionist games like monhun
mal has made my autism worse and there's no similar thing for any other thing
>guy in monster hunter world has dramatic reveal in cutscene
am i supposed to know this dude?
>tells me to tell the commander that he's still alive
okay, but i don't know yr name, dude!
you aren't supposed to know him
I think he's Unnamed Badass Character and people seem to assume he's the PC from 1st gen
someone pls help me beat this stupid bitch of a monster ive tried 3 times already
i don't have ps+ sorry
who are you even fighting
fuck that 150 meter slide
I just dragged 650 meters
when i play mgsv again i'm gonna try going full murder mode
>decide to try a diplomatic space federation run of stellaris
>the first alien race i encounter is the second largest and most powerful in the game
>i learn this from the stats it tells you when you've been eliminated
they ground my ass into the dirt not long after first contact, is the joke
I got an extra 8 meters on my second try
wes your fucking message is empty
>girl squirted on my leg
is kirby eating chuchu out in this pic
the only games that ever made me cry were kirby games
i think itd be good if kids could enjoy games like kirby and mario without ever seeing or knowing about all the porn there is for those things
tbh princess peach is pretty hot
yeah would not recommend
there isn't that much kirby porn that gets posted tbh
there was that king dedede drooling thing that happened that one time
the perfect woman
i thought thi was my fridge for a second before I opened the thumbnail
how libby can one girl be
i cucked her and she cucked me
>complete this "eliminate the tank group" mission
>check side missions list, it isn't listed as complete
what the HELL is going on
how can you have played multiple Zelda games and not understand Hero of Time refers specifically to the Link in Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask and no one else and all the other Links are different people.
did it bug out because I got the Quiet/rain event when I returned to base?
it's been about 35 hours since i bought monhun and I have 23 hours of playtime on it
i wish golden frieza was called frieza dorado everywhere
i wish golden frieza looked less stupid
yeah i really don't get how they fucked up taking frieza and making him gold
I'm gonna do one last mission then go to bed
who doesn't understand that
ah fuck part 3 of kaz's hamburger story has to be heard now
haha kaz's shit
now good night
>Stop touching your nose, anon.
>get the nemesis elite in slay the spire
what a horrid piece of shit
the steamed hams meme is also incredibly bad
its actually extremely good
its insanely bad
its completely flawless, actually
name a better meme
kinda wish i had a boyfriend
by what metric are we judging this maymay
either of you want to be my bf
*prolapses @ this post*
will you come with a substantial dowry
oopsie i dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong
new invention: dick balm
for when your dick is chapped
original scene? funny
running it into the ground? no
i have a 2k steam account
that already exists and its called your mums lips lol
pee smell? no
bung bung goo? yes
get thee gone, harlot
*makes an elaborate steamed hams edit where grant cooks up a better meme but burns it and ends up purchasing fast food*
i dont think ive ever seen this style of video
im also an ana main so i can be your duo healer except i rp and only speak in my best old lady voice
oh we were doingthat
$1278 — $5141
it refuses to acknowledge that my account exists
anon... you died 4 years ago...
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the looping anime thing is a common thing in vapor/chillwave / future funk or related genre videos.
I think I would literally piss myself in terror if I played subnautica in vr mode
It's already triggering my fear of open water pretty hard
and this thing keeps doing freaky shit to me
then why am i still suffering
i really like how it uses diving depth as a way of limiting progression
oh shit is this new
i haven't kept up with Meg Mogg and Owl lately
can't believe that werewolf jones is #relatable
and then xlr was a tumut
there is nothing wrong with liking stevey uni
best part of the 'yoon is the indian milf
oh shit I forgot to register my car this month
what a fucking bizarre thing to find moral superiority in
"yeah, take that! this guy is SO much better at advertising to me than you are! haha, owned bitch!"
why do people translate bad manga
people like bad things sometimes
I like korean isekai webnovels for instance
i got a whole week off but i dont know what to do with it
Get real sad about something embarrassing that happened to you like half a decade ago
wallow in self-loathing
cook something tasty
i locked my keys im my car :(
hsgs special secret brownie ingredient
What should I make for dinner this week
maybe beef wellington if you're feeling adventurous
or some omurice
mostly because i want to fucking know what it tastes like already
teach me how to make something simple and good
can't mess up a chili
or a frittata
fry some chorizo and potatoes, some other veg you like, season to taste and throw it in the oven with some beaten eggs poured over it
cook until the eggs are firm
you just brown the meat and then throw everything in a pot and you're done
i dont know
i threw spices and stuff in
it came out tasting like nothing
literally no taste
ive done it about 20 times back in new york and it was good
but here, its like
thato ne time fucked me so bad
literally 0 taste
i made soup recently and that was ok
maybe i should give chili another try, now that im more uh
acclimated? to how the spices here work
also we got this spicy tomato sauce anyway