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 No.1110810

 No.1110811

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.1110812

what the fuck is a "palico"

pal + calico

cute


 No.1110813

File: 0b464e86bb16f16⋯.png (76.95 KB, 617x408, 617:408, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1110814

is subnautica actually fun?


 No.1110815

>>1110745

it was just because i haven't played in a while

i'm pretty sure i've got everything down again

not gonna go hunting rape ape anytime soon though


 No.1110816

File: 1d207d4b7e56459⋯.png (111.17 KB, 200x357, 200:357, ClipboardImage.png)

named my palico Zanni


 No.1110817

Also Monster Hunter never has G rank on the first release. This is just the first time the west actually got a first release. They will either release Monster Hunter WorldG or some kind of DLC next year.


 No.1110818

File: d62e620c1eda5b3⋯.jpg (19.56 KB, 320x240, 4:3, 320x240.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d2)

2- weapon with smaller damage but 10% chance to crit

1- weapon with fuckheug damage but 20% chance to anti-crit


 No.1110819

File: 0444a8b66f8b09a⋯.png (1.75 MB, 1887x2044, 1887:2044, big news.png)

dank if true

(skip to the end for the juicy bits)


 No.1110820

>>1110817

yea i'm aware


 No.1110821

File: b90e2c81f91d0f0⋯.jpg (345.03 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, formerly The Blue Oyster.jpg)

>>1110812

oh wait are you new to the monster hunter games?

>>1110819

fuck you, highlight the juicy bits you mean


 No.1110822

>>1110819

i'm not going to read any of this, but the bottom mentions dan the man get in my van child-feet fan schneider

is he going down


 No.1110823

>>1110821

the list of names at the end

basically, dan "tweens are tighter" schneider made a NAP with his media mogul boss concerning both of their sexual appetites, but along the way they both pissed off a bunch of people including a rival media mogul

now dan's boss is 96 and on his deathbed, so their rivals are planning to leak all the bad things danny and his boss did to destroy viacom and gobble up the remains


 No.1110824

File: 69000c41e84b4b7⋯.jpg (78.69 KB, 1187x734, 1187:734, fuck miners.jpg)


 No.1110825

>>1110821

yeah never played one before


 No.1110826

>>1110823

and by "leak" i mean "sue for rape of underage girls"


 No.1110827

>>1110825

oh man, you're in for a trip


 No.1110828

>>1110819

what's the point of these being written this way, anyway

giving everyone a title and then directly spelling out who the title applies to at the end of the article?

why not just replace all the instances of "the producer" with "dan scheider", etc, if it's not hidden information anyway

i don't le get it

is it just protection if it ends up being bullshit, so they can go "o-oh we didn't just make it up for clicks, it must have been some other producer who fit this extremely detailed situation i just described h-h-heheheheh xD"


 No.1110829

is it not a scientific fact that tweens are generally tighter


 No.1110830

whats the point of the bagpipe

how does it work


 No.1110831

>>1110830

It's kind of like a hurdy gurdy except it has reeds instead of strings and a big bag instead of a wheel on a crank


 No.1110832

>>1110831

yeah but offensively


 No.1110833

File: a2e8b017c147569⋯.png (443.21 KB, 500x500, 1:1, tumblr_m24mwfFKe41qafwqlo2….png)


 No.1110834

>>1110830

i think it buffs other hunters in your party? i think?

i don't think it's feasible on its own


 No.1110835

>>1110828

the person originally only wrote the first part, and then there's a comments section where people try to fill in the names

that picture has them combined after people agreed on who's who

original post here: http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2018/01/four-for-friday-its-about-time-himmmm.html?m=1


 No.1110836

File: f0e319a82f21978⋯.jpg (2.19 MB, 1920x1354, 960:677, cirno, daiyousei, and rumi….jpg)

I made brownies


 No.1110837

>>1110836

do they have weed in them


 No.1110838

>>1110836

normal or weed


 No.1110839

>>1110836

what's the weed status


 No.1110840

gunlance viable?

or should i just sword and board


 No.1110841

>>1110836

if i eat those, will i get high?


 No.1110842

>>1110836

some weed in those browbrows


 No.1110843


 No.1110844

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 No.1110845

>>1110840

they're all viable pretty much, just depends on what you personally like more

i recommend just giving each one a try and just see if one sticks out as fun for you


 No.1110846

>>1110816

das epic


 No.1110847

File: 1e2fce95ee8ae53⋯.jpg (1.63 MB, 2304x4096, 9:16, IMG_20180127_190721[1].jpg)

>>1110836

>>1110837

>>1110838

>>1110839

>>1110841

>>1110842

friends, eating 1/4 of one of these will knock you on your ass


 No.1110848

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 No.1110849

time to get high and try to figure out how to use garageband


 No.1110850

>>1110630

im referring to sibling incest


 No.1110851

>>1110845

sounds like a plan


 No.1110852

>>1110840

GL has a rabid userbase that loves it but most people hate it and say it sucks. But really, anything is fine. Even the Horn is fine in single player in the more recent games. It's probably best to try out a bunch of things early on. You aren't punished for switching, but you'll probalby regret it if you put a ton of resources getting fancy versions of a weapon you don't really like.


 No.1110853

File: a56a2c0822e6379⋯.jpg (288.37 KB, 750x1119, 250:373, chen (touhou) drawn by nak….jpg)

>>1110837

>>1110838

>>1110839

>>1110841

>>1110842

there is in fact some weed in these brownies

only about half as much as the brownies my mom makes though


 No.1110854

i wanna get high with aradiaflag


 No.1110855

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.1110856

toke on, bromines

*taps vape on monitor*


 No.1110857

>>1110855

that dude's fingernail is whack


 No.1110858

>mom makes weed brownies

?????????????


 No.1110859

>>1110857

yeah, for such a cozy video it starts out with absolute nightmare fuel


 No.1110860

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true thread theme


 No.1110861

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 No.1110862

File: 7400e5348019131⋯.png (1.01 MB, 1920x1200, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png)

also wonk, i recommend the charge blade because god

damn

look at this chart


 No.1110863

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

actual true thread theme


 No.1110864

>>1110858

I'm sorry your family isn't as cool as mine

I get to smoke weed with my parents and watch them play zelda


 No.1110865

>being raised by stoner gamers


 No.1110866

the felyne cooks' animations never get old


 No.1110867

digital blackface...


 No.1110868

good night


 No.1110869

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thread jingle


 No.1110870

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

official splatoon tournament for japanese elementary schoolers


 No.1110871

for a minute I thought they removed item sets and I was gonna have to deeply sigh


 No.1110872

actually they have 40 item sets now

which seems excessive but ok


 No.1110873

there are training quests for every weapon

neat


 No.1110874

File: 39c75ae09f58649⋯.jpg (167.59 KB, 1420x1825, 284:365, 05-brendan-fraser.nocrop.w….jpg)

File: 1398abf7b16791d⋯.jpg (52.77 KB, 401x600, 401:600, BrendanFraser2018WinterTCA….jpg)


 No.1110875

>>1110873

it took me a few minutes of attacking jaggies to remember how to even play lol


 No.1110876

File: 783530ca3193d75⋯.jpg (10.59 KB, 214x317, 214:317, MV5BMjA5MjExMzY0M15BMl5Ban….jpg)

what if ben is brandon fraser's son


 No.1110877

File: 8d60e63c53f1033⋯.png (121.69 KB, 540x341, 540:341, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1110878

poor!aradia eating from the trashcan


 No.1110879

trashcan!aradia being eaten from by poor!roleplaying as aradia!anon


 No.1110880

File: 44eea8730741a4d⋯.png (1.8 MB, 1080x1651, 1080:1651, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1110881

my gf sleeps like 12 hours a day. idk how she does it.


 No.1110882

>>1110880

who is this ugly creature


 No.1110883

sleepy gf


 No.1110884

oh i am LOVIN the switch axe

and the hammer

are hammers viable

cuz they're sexy


 No.1110885

this tekken 7 tournament is nuts


 No.1110886

>>1110883

Im making her stay up till 11 and wake up at 7:30. She falls asleep at 9 and wakes up at 9


 No.1110887

>>1110884

hammers are viable but you don't get good drops because you can't cut tails.

Don't worry about elemental dmg on those, youre looking at raw dmg(not inflated dmg) and sharpness on those mostly.


 No.1110888

>>1110882

she's shizuku


 No.1110889

>>1110887

there's tail cutting in this

oh fuck me

well alright, that's something to obsess over later


 No.1110890

>>1110889

tail cutting, wing damaging, shell splitting, catching bugs on the back of monsters, you name it


 No.1110891

>>1110888

Tail cuts are actually extremely important. You get plate/gem/mantle drops from those much more frequently.

If you want tail cuts, IG and DBs are good because you can get mounts consistently.

SA is okay for tail cuts because you have high reach, but youre not as mobile as DB or IG. LS is also good for it because you have a downward chop on your combo and you have a the slashdodge to maneuver yourself.

>>1110890

bug catching is only zinogres, use a net on their back when theyre knocked down.


 No.1110892

>>1110891

can you not uhhh use abbreviations i have no clue what youre tlaking about


 No.1110893

>>1110889

each monster has like 4 parts to break

tails and horns are the most common


 No.1110894

anyone want to hunt some monsters


 No.1110895

>>1110892

GS=Great Sword

LS=Long Sword

DB=Dual Blades

SnS= Sword and Shield

Hammer=Hammer

HH=Hunting Horn

SA=Switch Axe

CB=Charge Blade

Bow=Bow

HBG=Heavy Bowgun

LBG=Light Bowgun

Lance=Lance

GL=GunLance


 No.1110896

>>1110894

waiting on the PC release :(((((


 No.1110897

Im a CB, DB main. I enjoy them. But i can also use the LS and the Hammer pretty solidly.


 No.1110898

LUCKY CHLOE VS STEVE GRAND FINALS EVO JAPAN


 No.1110899

i think i mentioned this before, but what genre is monster hunter

i guess it's an arpg, but that doesn't really like capture the entire thing, like the flow of gameplay (get mission in hub -> go out into the field to do the mission -> get reward and come back -> repeat) and the character progression mainly being tied to gear. it has a strong relation to other games like toukiden, god eater, soul sacrifice, freedom wars, peace walker (and possibly mgsv but the focus on story makes that more tenuous)


 No.1110900

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1110901

mounting is really weird in mhw

i don't know if I'm doing it right


 No.1110902

>>1110899

It a hack n' slash Gear-Based RPG


 No.1110903

>>1110901

I can't help anyone on Mounting in MHW. i only know MH4U and MHGen


 No.1110904

>>1110899

forgot about mercenary kings on my list of games


 No.1110905

>>1110902

also every enemy is a boss battle.


 No.1110906

>>1110903

mounting is fun in mh4u

in mhw it seems kind of weird and not very good(?)


 No.1110907

>>1110906

watch Gaijin Hunter on YT, he'll prolly have tips.


 No.1110908

oh i LOVE the charge blade!!!


 No.1110909

>>1110908

thats easily the most complex weapon. Learn your guard points


 No.1110910

>>1110909

oh okay will do


 No.1110911

>>1110910

if you do them well enough, you can knock out monsters with them.


 No.1110912

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i miss Sheguru Magala Lobbies in 4U.


 No.1110913

>>1110911

neato!

man this seems like a fun game

and here i was, the only reason im playing it is cuz you can wear armor based on the monsters


 No.1110914

>>1110913

it get SUPER complex when you get to the "endgame" for comparison, i spent 4 weeks playing LR and HR.

I spent 5 months playing G-Rank.


 No.1110915

>>1110912

His name's SHAGGY not SHEGGY


 No.1110916

last time i played i was farming for Black and Red Fatalis parts and NO ONE could handle his OHKO moves.


 No.1110917

milky FUCKING joe


 No.1110918

>tarot cards just got more expensive

what the fuck?


 No.1110919

>>1110918

that's against religious freedom!


 No.1110920

im high


 No.1110921

>>1110919

this is like that couple that wouldn’t bake the fucking cake, or the exact opposite of that

there needs to be blood either way


 No.1110922

rape the tarot card people. Please


 No.1110923

File: 009d6cd23545e59⋯.jpeg (117.18 KB, 790x1010, 79:101, 407A1546-E6BC-4112-BF10-3….jpeg)


 No.1110924

if this bitch don't stop making monkey sounds


 No.1110925

>fetish actress keeps getting pregnant

>quite possibly for pregnancy fetish porn

oh boy


 No.1110926

long blade is fun, but it feels kind of shallow


 No.1110927

>>1110926

are you using fade slashes? and Combos into spirit combo?


 No.1110928

tfw no maid gf


 No.1110929

it seems like monhun is gonna be really grind-y quest-y 100%-y

but as long as i can play dress up and play with cool weapons i dont really care


 No.1110930

people keep saying pixar is randroids because of the incredibles, but monsters inc is a critique of capitalism where "the real hero" is a bureaucrat for a federal law enforcement agency, so what the fuck


 No.1110931

>>1110929

it gets grindy but the grind is the funpart. It starts getting real fun when youre at G-Rank trying to get speedruns.


 No.1110932

>>1110927

yes on combos

i might be fade slashing, don't actually know what that is


 No.1110933

>>1110929

it's all grind

quests -> rewards -> gear -> repeat


 No.1110934

>>1110932

i wanna say press both attack buttons at the same time allows you to fade slash. You jump back and slash at the same time and its AMAZING for stringing combos as it acts as a dodge and an attack.


 No.1110935

File: 37690e1c0dd80a9⋯.png (161.79 KB, 579x405, 193:135, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1110936

>>1110934

oh yeah, i do that

although i looked it up and apparently there's some explicit combo with it i haven't been doing, so i'll try that out

still the whole 'combo to charge bankai-> bankai combo to charge super duper strike-> super duper strike' loop kind of gets old. might try out a different weapon


 No.1110937

>>1110936

If you like getting in close go for SnS


 No.1110938

>>1110933

as long as i can play dress up i can play along with the quests

also i love doing repetitive tasks repeatedly, gives a sens of accomplishment

>>1110931

tell me about grank

why does it keep comng up


 No.1110939

like all those 1star training missions

that was fun

i kinda like the guns, i cant get a handle on the gunlance

really like the charge blade and switch axe

the long blade grows on me


 No.1110940

>>1110939

>like all those 1star training missions

did you actually do those

>>1110938

i don't know if g-rank actually means anything specifically, outside of just harder quests, but I know that MH always does a game and then an 'enhanced' version of it which is generally referred to as the 'g-rank' game

i don't actually know the differences in content because before now america's just gotten the g-rank game instead of the original


 No.1110941

>>1110938

G-rank is the highest level in MonHun. It comes after High Rank, monsters have extra Dmg resist, better moves, etc.

MHW doesn't have it yet, but it might get it later, idk.

Heres the difficulty spike: I could easily solo a Crimson Fatalis on High rank without dying, but fighting an Ash Ketcha-Wacha took me 3 days to beat on G-Rank.


 No.1110942

>>1110941

huh

neat

not looking forward to even trying that


 No.1110943

>>1110942

do you know about the pickle


 No.1110944

>>1110939

the switch axe was my first, and although i use a different weapon each game, i find myself missing it every time. something about its flow and flexibility appeals to me.

that's the beauty of these games, there's so many options that you're probably going to find one that rubs some autistic lobe deep in your brain the right way.


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 No.1110946

>>1110945

james should know about the pickle


 No.1110947


 No.1110948

>>1110947

the pickle


 No.1110949

>>1110948

DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE PICKLE


 No.1110950

it's fine, just get some blue food


 No.1110951

File: 1e2d66f3d7628f4⋯.png (10.78 KB, 75x62, 75:62, ClipboardImage.png)

*pickles a lickle*


 No.1110952

>>1110951

delet this


 No.1110953

>>1110944

>rubs some autistic lobe deep in your brain the right way.

mmm i love anything that can do that


 No.1110954

i finished the main story of celeste (there's still some collectibles missing, the "b sides" -- harder versions of the 8 levels, plus a bonus level that opens after either 4 b-sides or weird secrets hidden in each level)

some notes:

>despite triggering the first time i've cursed at a game in several years, i get the feeling that the devs really planned out the difficulty curve of the game -- save for one or two areas, each section feels superbly planned out, and fitting into the design as a whole. at each moment, the game's introducing new strategies, new gimmicks, new combos, so it stays fresh

>the story is your standard indie fare -- hip young adults dealing with depression and ennui, only there's a mountain and i guess it's magic?

>the story's short but the game's tuned for replayability. each level's split into sections, plus the aforementioned strawberries and secrets.

>the devs attitude with regards to difficulty and mastery are interesting:

>> There's an "assist mode" you can turn on at the beginning of the game that allows you to be invincible, never run out of stamina, etc. you can turn off the features at any time and it doesn't lock anything off

>> when you die on replaying a level, it's added to the total times you've died on said level. As far as i can tell, you can't find how many times you died on a single run. The only thing the game keeps track of from individual runs is the timer.

>the only real negative is that sometimes i felt that the tolerance between an "up" input and a "diagonal up/left" input was too finicky at times. There were definitely times when I intended to dash upwards when the game decided that I would jump diagonally.


 No.1110955

>>1110948

>>1110949

i love this

please dont tell


 No.1110956

>>1110954

youre a good reviewer

*subs to your youtube channel*


 No.1110957

>>1110954

I thought it was kind of funny when I saw the game (can) make it impossible for you to die because i have a friend named celeste who is criminally bad at video games.


 No.1110958

>>1110954

you didnt aformention any strawberries motherfucker


 No.1110959

down with cis


 No.1110960

>>1110956

i couldn't hear your sub, wtf


 No.1110961

i could body cletus in tekken


 No.1110962

File: 36d98958f4d8bee⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 3.82 MB, 1828x1404, 457:351, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1110963

File: 09520429f9157ae⋯.png (476.06 KB, 760x521, 760:521, dead body.png)


 No.1110964

File: 8660002a755bb6c⋯.jpg (263.84 KB, 880x1420, 44:71, tumblr_p37ap5gnF31x0vxveo1….jpg)

i would a popuko tbh


 No.1110965

>>1110962

context


 No.1110966

the gunlance is my fav even though its quite clunky


 No.1110967

i wish you could feel pain so i could hurt you


 No.1110968

>>1110967

you have to switch it from "tickle" to "pain"


 No.1110969

File: e7183360ca1d174⋯.jpg (77.81 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, DUmaKolU0AclvMa.jpg)


 No.1110970

>>1110969

this is epic


 No.1110971

>>1110881

depression


 No.1110972

maybe someday, i’ll make thousands or even millions of people feel like shit


 No.1110973

maybe you already have in a butterfly effect kind of way


 No.1110974

well i guess i played monster hunter for 11 hours straight


 No.1110975

goo night hsg


 No.1110976

File: 8a40d151e7f83a2⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 272.5 KB, 1280x1808, 80:113, 026.jpg)

elf titty


 No.1110977

File: fe68047ff522f34⋯.jpg (52.11 KB, 720x709, 720:709, fe68047ff522f348a5d06c3e1c….jpg)


 No.1110978

>>1110973

maybe i’m responsible for trump


 No.1110979

>gonna get three hours of sleep

das epic


 No.1110980

god damn my taint smells so good


 No.1110981

File: fe68047ff522f34⋯.jpg (52.11 KB, 720x709, 720:709, fe68047ff522f348a5d06c3e1c….jpg)


 No.1110982


 No.1110983

File: 91a7db89a093ae2⋯.jpg (66.68 KB, 500x647, 500:647, ganbare!.jpg)

lots of good jobs to apply for today


 No.1110984

File: 9c844a997489d85⋯.png (1.38 MB, 846x1066, 423:533, 1517112966196.png)


 No.1110985

>brownies

good shit

>weed brownies

kys mm


 No.1110986

>>1110985

i read this as bronies at first


 No.1110987

>>1110986

[grant voice] log off


 No.1110988

i had a dream involving nick's ass last night

he was kind of fat and had a beard


 No.1110989

weed bronies


 No.1110990

File: db94dcb3cccbaaa⋯.jpg (1.36 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, IMG_20171018_233718_proces….jpg)

Haha selfie


 No.1110991

*learns how to lucid dream so i can stuff ginger up dream!stabs' ass*


 No.1110992

Sperg all you want you subhuman permavirgin nintendicksucker soyboi neckbeard, trying to defend your subhuman Asian slit eyed turbo judenschwein kikepigjewswine corporation but there is no way you can spin this in any positive light.

TL;DR kill yourself you subhuman nintendicksucker apologist


 No.1110993

how do we stop gay ben


 No.1110994

File: eb942e3564c246b⋯.jpg (45.06 KB, 600x450, 4:3, QboO0xKUG3D1ITqeW21WGVZ704….jpg)

where can i get this pillow???


 No.1110995

lesbians


 No.1110996

File: 30904c49d848f6c⋯.png (810.21 KB, 480x270, 16:9, 185B479A-50B4-46E5-A18E-2C….png)


 No.1110997

>>1110994

>tfw no super porkchop gf


 No.1110998

How do we stop Gaben?


 No.1110999

actually

forget about gay ben

it's gay wonk that we need to remove


 No.1111000

>>1110999

im not nearly as gay as ben


 No.1111001

File: e20aed69c7bf321⋯.jpg (92.14 KB, 640x364, 160:91, IMG_0955.JPG)

File: 10f4b2756066a10⋯.jpg (97.75 KB, 640x364, 160:91, IMG_0956.JPG)


 No.1111002

>>1111000

nice get


 No.1111003

File: f9d683093f4d618⋯.jpg (53.58 KB, 700x466, 350:233, 10323379b.jpg)

me


 No.1111004

>unironic frisk/sans shipping

eugh


 No.1111005

>>1111001

what am i looking at here


 No.1111006

>>1111004

it's epic


 No.1111007

File: 38c9cfd69bd2a5c⋯.jpg (104.59 KB, 666x1024, 333:512, DSYr48kVwAAYtGp.jpg)

>>1110997

I hate that feel


 No.1111008

i hate myself


 No.1111009


 No.1111010

File: e38d67ec81b46b6⋯.png (346.38 KB, 500x750, 2:3, 90F7895D-91F2-4FF2-913E-31….png)

File: c6018f7824225fe⋯.png (387.5 KB, 500x750, 2:3, A0721CD6-3C1E-47E7-AC2A-5E….png)

File: a4e072a233cf5b3⋯.png (339.23 KB, 500x750, 2:3, 40E8B19F-806F-476B-913A-73….png)


 No.1111011

v. proud of myself right now

i had nothing to do today but instead of sitting around being a piece of shit i scoured my flat and applied for 3 jobs


 No.1111012

File: e0b3537f5bb4862⋯.gif (40.44 KB, 300x300, 1:1, tumblr_okgi20NtUh1uybq46o1….gif)

>>1111005

Looks like Frisk and Chara 'embarassment charts'

Like those ones about showing your waifu your dick.


 No.1111013

>>1111011

i'm proud of you too


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 No.1111016

>>1111011

nice humblebrag


 No.1111017

File: 89bd9faed1255af⋯.png (1.53 MB, 1680x1050, 8:5, rocket-propelled kidnappin….png)


 No.1111018

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1111019

File: 8c3f8640cc83f3e⋯.png (142.32 KB, 385x498, 385:498, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1111020

File: 2e1286b872eb7e8⋯.jpeg (150.76 KB, 848x1200, 53:75, 3C940D44-7790-4902-9678-C….jpeg)


 No.1111021

File: c7118d94d823922⋯.mp4 (321.77 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 956989005022814208_9569890….mp4)


 No.1111022

>the FF7 remake is going to be episodic

nice idea, dumbfucks


 No.1111023

has going episodic ever ended in anything but tragedy


 No.1111024

File: 6eb12c585b43e1d⋯.png (52.47 KB, 250x250, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1111025

File: b20d33d57eec8a5⋯.png (386.05 KB, 990x532, 495:266, ClipboardImage.png)

*immediately gifts this to you*


 No.1111026

>>1111025

calling a cat character nekomew is the most offensive part of this image


 No.1111027

File: 3ac7eee99967845⋯.jpg (63.61 KB, 640x802, 320:401, squareenix is chucklefucks.jpg)

>>1111022

I HAVE A RELEVANT IMAGE FOR THIS


 No.1111028


 No.1111029

File: 4ddc1d805be9741⋯.png (1.01 MB, 1128x764, 282:191, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1111028

oh they finally made a new game


 No.1111030

>>1111028

now imagine that was titled "help sexy daddy doodoo" and we'd be in the same ballpark as this PoM game


 No.1111031

File: 8089900da5d1f55⋯.png (125.85 KB, 780x555, 52:37, 1517119083082.png)

fuck me i dont feel like grinding in The Witch and the Hundred Knight


 No.1111032

fulton rocket doesn't work on vehicles or walkers

lame


 No.1111033

>>1111031

do you need to or is it for extra shit


 No.1111034

File: 4facc06b829d274⋯.png (34.08 KB, 199x90, 199:90, ClipboardImage.png)


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 No.1111036

speaking of prey i wonder what kanayaposter has been up to


 No.1111037

>>1111033

need to


 No.1111038

File: 3c28b957ae37078⋯.png (1.34 MB, 1680x1050, 8:5, fuck this mission.png)

File: 30d0f85010fe248⋯.png (1.52 MB, 1680x1050, 8:5, huey is a bitch.png)

>under two minutes to S rank a subsistence mission

I didn't even have to get out of the heli


 No.1111039

>>1111011

good work

>>1111023

hiveswaps good so far


 No.1111040

>>1111036

last i heard, they'd lost a lot a customers due to drumpf's government shutdown


 No.1111041

>>1111038

and the soldier reward was six S-rank Intel staff


 No.1111042

>>1111039

wonk......

it's two hours long and two years late..........................


 No.1111043

somebody offered to get me monhun for my birthday

i didn't have the heart to tell them i want it now, while there's still this heady rush of excitement about it

who will even still be playing in june


 No.1111044

>>1111042

its like four years my lad


 No.1111045

>>1111043

a lot of people


 No.1111046

>>1111039

>hiveswaps good so far


 No.1111047

>>1111045

not on ps4


 No.1111048

File: 64ed9600fbce548⋯.jpg (34.35 KB, 237x342, 79:114, 1487972743545.jpg)

>>1111039

>>1111039

>hiveswaps good so far


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 No.1111050

>>1111049

there is no reason to play on PS4 unless you live in Japan where it is PS4 exclusive for no fucking reason


 No.1111051

god I really wanna play MGSV again but I still have several other gigantic games I need to get through that I haven't already played


 No.1111052

>get wormhole upgrade developed

time to replay The War Economy and get those containers from inside the hangar


 No.1111053

File: 99f812ec40efe96⋯.jpg (203.66 KB, 1600x805, 320:161, 1517153347579.jpg)


 No.1111054

File: 638cda0c9676434⋯.png (1.91 MB, 1280x900, 64:45, pig.png)

I watched liam formerly of the best friends zaibatsu play the metal gear survive demo and I think I'd buy it if it was like ten dollars

>>1111053

this makes me uncomfortable


 No.1111055

>>1111050

Isn't there just a larger player base in general on PS4? I mean unless you just have to play on the Xbox one x to squeeze every last bit of graphics out of a console game why NOT play on PS4?


 No.1111056

>>1111055

'cus it'll come out on pc


 No.1111057

>>1111056

I thought we were strictly comparing what it is out on now, since anon wants to get it right now instead of having to wait months.


 No.1111058

>>1111054

This makese uncomfortable.


 No.1111059

Fucking phone posting


 No.1111060

File: 6b6dcf9af6b74d4⋯.mp4 (2.89 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2018-01-28 11-18-35.mp4)

you can exfiltrate on a wormhole fulton


 No.1111061

>>1111054

this makes me uncomfortable

also whats wrong with Survive


 No.1111062

>>1111060

Can you do it on a normal fulton? They said you could before the game came out, but I think I tried once and it didn't let me, but maybe I fucked it up.


 No.1111063

>>1111062

yeah you can only do it from on top of the cargo containers as far as I've tried, you have to just hold the action button after placing the fulton, it'll carry over to the "get me out of here" prompt that happens if you're standing right next to the cords


 No.1111064

well even if survive is awful at least the mgs series feels complete


 No.1111065

Hentai was a mistake


 No.1111066

Survive is more or less the best way they could handle making a new metal gear game. It's in an alternate universe, it isn't trying to replace the old games, it isn't bringing back old characters, and it's doing new, different stuff with the gameplay.


 No.1111067

>>1111039

fuck you


 No.1111068

>>1111039

Damn, bro!


 No.1111069

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.1111070

>>1111069

not clicking


 No.1111071

File: 9b03b901b293980⋯.jpg (153.58 KB, 661x860, 661:860, biribiri_EeKetsu_23.jpg)


 No.1111072

Damn the Belarusian mre steve are in his latest video looks both comfy and delicious

I always think the eastern euro ones look nice

Always a lot of meat pate, hearty grains, and rustic fruit drinks/jams/spreads


 No.1111073

>>1111069

Noice

Kkb is good drugparty music


 No.1111074

>>1111072

>Always a lot of meat pate, hearty grains, and rustic fruit drinks/jams/spreads

i read this in his voice

>>1111073

noice


 No.1111075

was....was I right about burning man this whole time?


 No.1111076

>>1111075

Do tell


 No.1111077

>>1111075

what were you saying about him


 No.1111078

>>1111075

I don't know, but the answer is "probably"


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 No.1111080

>>1111079

You'll find out


 No.1111081

>>1111079

next you'll tell me that paz is really the boss


 No.1111082

>>1111079

I thought you were talking about irl burning man

Like the event lol


 No.1111083

>>1111082

oh tumut


 No.1111084

so how do i get into fgo


 No.1111085

>>1111084

>how do i get into a mobage

you play it and then pay money


 No.1111086

holy SHIT i'm bored


 No.1111087

remember that touhou minecraft server


 No.1111088

is sako just zwid pretending to be someone else


 No.1111089

>>1111088

they’re different flavors of pathetic


 No.1111090

w33d


 No.1111091

>>1111080

>>1111081

>>1111082

>try to get corpse

>get into the building, hiding in a room with a closed door, no windows

>grenade clips through door, kills me

what the fuck is with this game


 No.1111092

i dont wanna gho to bed yet, but shes gonna go to bed in a few mins here

and there aint nothin i wanna do while awake

idk what to do


 No.1111093

HA I was right


 No.1111094

File: 2b8b9864cf60742⋯.png (359.41 KB, 1200x620, 60:31, 1496123459144.png)


 No.1111095

>>1111094

tfw no background


 No.1111096

File: 6b283b0a770431d⋯.png (1.46 MB, 1680x1050, 8:5, holy FUCK.png)

this bad boy must be intended for use during replays of that sahelanthropus mission

or any mission where you just need to say "fuck this tank" actually


 No.1111097

>>1111094

is this a Nocturne reference?


 No.1111098

>>1111095

backgrounds are overrated


 No.1111099

File: 6ccb1f002da1802⋯.png (1.59 MB, 1334x714, 667:357, 6ccb1f002da180283947fe5ff5….png)

>>1111039

>hiveswaps good so far


 No.1111100

File: 276fce4fbebc2a7⋯.jpg (8.44 KB, 225x225, 1:1, wakarimasen lol.jpg)

hiveswap is fun and i enjoying playing it


 No.1111101

I pirated hiveswap and have still never played it


 No.1111102

File: 19a41d86264212f⋯.jpg (124.52 KB, 1252x1175, 1252:1175, 1387811711477.jpg)


 No.1111103

>>1111101

Are you going to?


 No.1111104

File: 2aae1bbd606e71a⋯.jpg (52.82 KB, 265x480, 53:96, 63555.jpg)

>"hiveswap is fun and i enjoying playing it"


 No.1111105

I'm sick of ironic "dating sims" with wacky settings or characters and they're actually just fucking visual novels with no simulation elements at all


 No.1111106

>>1111102

holy perspective batman


 No.1111107

1111111 get soon


 No.1111108

mine


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 No.1111110

File: 3e0a8e58d128a5a⋯.png (13.99 KB, 277x244, 277:244, IMG_2434.PNG)


 No.1111111

Ben is gay


 No.1111112

JOEY


 No.1111113

File: 4f1bde6f68666d5⋯.png (117.99 KB, 622x626, 311:313, the bait still feels empty….png)


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>>1111098

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no


 No.1111115

>>1111111

i can't believe this


 No.1111116

File: 53cac227cf99e99⋯.png (425.6 KB, 362x403, 362:403, NoTimeForJeepers.PNG)

Aww, I got distracted and missed the get.


 No.1111117

brapmageddon is upon us, and star wars will be its catalyst


 No.1111118

>>1111115

*In Monkey D Luffy voice* Believe it!


 No.1111119

>mhw just gave me the obligatory "there won't be turning back from this point, be sure your loose ends are tied up"

surely i'm not at the end of the story

i'm only like 10 hours in maybe


 No.1111120

Sorry libtards, but the balls are stored in the teeth


 No.1111121

>no get sniping from other boards

huh


 No.1111122

>>1111119

Bravo Capcom


 No.1111123

>>1111119

I imagine the story is just there to placate the western audience and the game will continue beyond it as normal monster hunter does.


 No.1111124

missed caliborn get tbh


 No.1111125

>>1111119

i played 11 hours and only got o like hr3 because i was dicking around

i think i'm at like 15 now and I'm doing the dumb story thing with lava mon


 No.1111126

File: b59191aa9a1cdf7⋯.png (2.14 MB, 2000x2400, 5:6, D05B862B-CD06-4049-A99A-34….png)

hey lads


 No.1111127

>>1111126

i like distended bellies but the way vorefags draw them do absolutely nothing for me


 No.1111128

>>1111127

yeah, i don’t like when they look pregnant either


 No.1111129

mpreg sponge


 No.1111130

File: 820d8f7ee781548⋯.png (1.07 MB, 800x2256, 50:141, Starcrossing-438501-Androi….png)


 No.1111131

File: a863cbcff2eef51⋯.jpeg (213.17 KB, 532x664, 133:166, F08EAB40-D3B0-4372-8FCF-7….jpeg)

>sister punches me

>i get a boner


 No.1111132

>>1111131

damn, sako!


 No.1111133

File: deba1f1b9988985⋯.jpg (1.04 MB, 1500x1462, 750:731, Majiin 21.jpg)


 No.1111134

>>1111132

i don’t know if the two are related, it could just be because we’re talking about me being mpreg and the only good new dbz character


 No.1111135

File: 09fcc9f594b03fe⋯.png (82.25 KB, 432x229, 432:229, tumblr_ovfn51PyvH1wsro8mo1….png)


 No.1111136

>>1111135

>alex jones' first yaoi


 No.1111137

>>1111131

isn't she 16 wtf


 No.1111138

File: 7fa0c340393aba2⋯.jpeg (1.98 MB, 6500x2467, 6500:2467, CF81DA9F-4CB5-4DDC-A7D8-6….jpeg)


 No.1111139

File: b1c5f600bd477cb⋯.png (152.82 KB, 730x571, 730:571, tumblr_ozyowaZSnz1rgf5dao2….png)

File: a0d69e1acfaffbd⋯.png (128.54 KB, 840x652, 210:163, tumblr_ozyowaZSnz1rgf5dao1….png)


 No.1111140

>>1111138

I like double-layered boobs like this. I do not know what the proper term is or if there is one.


 No.1111141

File: c9cf2cf5e3eaea8⋯.jpg (58.13 KB, 640x480, 4:3, mpv-shot0132.jpg)

they're at a feast and there's just a plate full of lemons


 No.1111142

>>1111141

gwyneth paltrow catered


 No.1111143

File: 84cb32d56ddcf03⋯.png (291.28 KB, 951x1179, 317:393, morbi has a thing for were….png)

File: 4d471eaf77237cf⋯.png (347.23 KB, 1280x1368, 160:171, werewolves are GREAT FOR W….png)


 No.1111144

I actually really like lemons and would eat them regularly if they weren't terrible for your teeth


 No.1111145

Man, isn't being alive just the most unepic thing?


 No.1111146

>>1111144

same

i've got this epic chicken francese recipe that i love so much, but every time i cook it i have to deal with my teeth being sensitive for the next few days because of the lemons. it's just not worth it.


 No.1111147

>>1111145

i wanna go on a genocide rampage on this planet


 No.1111148

>>1111144

I used to do that actually when I was a little kid. It's probably why my teeth hurt when I drink stuff with ice in it.


 No.1111149

>>1111144

is that why cats hate lemon juice?


 No.1111150

>>1111149

i think there's some sort of chemical in citrus fruits that freaks cats and dogs the fuck out, like their brain thinks its poison or something


 No.1111151

They have more sensitive noses so the smell of the acid just pisses them off way more than it does us, I think.


 No.1111152

File: 113b2636e231ed1⋯.png (377.54 KB, 1680x1024, 105:64, so winamp's browser isn't ….png)

TIL winamp is also a functional web browser


 No.1111153


 No.1111154

my mom put a bunch of orange slices in our garden to stop the neighbor's cat from shitting in it

it didn't work


 No.1111155

>>1111154

I've never heard of it working with oranges, just lemons


 No.1111156

>>1111152

excuse me


 No.1111157

Extremely helpful japanese sample sentence http://jisho.org/sentences/518663acd5dda7e98100086a


 No.1111158

>>1111154

kill the cat


 No.1111159

File: 2a270eb0f02ec18⋯.png (174.12 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, ClipboardImage.png)

when i was looking for a wakarimasen picture i found this


 No.1111160

>>1111156

I can even post from it, I think


 No.1111161

>>1111156

>>1111160

oh man yeah, I can post from it but it 404s for the "post submitted" thing


 No.1111162

oppan calmasis foreshadowed nothing and hussie probably just forgot whatever plot point he was originally setting up with it style!


 No.1111163

>>1111160

It is probably using Internet Explorer like Steam does or something.


 No.1111164

File: 72855142a202373⋯.jpg (268.01 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, tumblr_p3a8u5TfHq1t09dnqo1….jpg)

Hmm my pizza didn't come out great


 No.1111165

>>1111163

isn't steam using chrome?


 No.1111166

File: bded7cc14f05ee8⋯.png (31.31 KB, 1393x207, 1393:207, calmasis theory pt1.PNG)

File: bbcc20203a0b53d⋯.png (36.82 KB, 1430x240, 143:24, calmasis theory pt2.PNG)

File: 7fb44fd342e0c7e⋯.png (16.63 KB, 1435x144, 1435:144, calmsis theory 1.PNG)

File: 7e80245a5e2856d⋯.png (40.96 KB, 796x356, 199:89, calmsis theory 2.PNG)

>>1111162

aaah!!!


 No.1111167

>>1111163

that is confirmed by the winamp wiki, yeah


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 No.1111170

steam uses a notably outdated chrome, that freezes and lags and breaks constantly


 No.1111171

>>1111166

i don't even remember this calmasis stuff.


 No.1111172

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1111173

>eating dark chocolate with orange slices

decadent


 No.1111174

>>1111166

i am not reading some dumb fan theory that is that long

not clicking (nor reading)


 No.1111175

>>1111166

reminds me of PoM and his stupid "Dave is gonna go back in time and drop the egg" theory


 No.1111176

File: 8fa68a085d09b9d⋯.jpg (65.23 KB, 640x480, 4:3, mpv-shot0134.jpg)

Imagine being hired to write a filler episode for dragon ball so you make it about your fursona becoming friends with goku


 No.1111177

>>1111175

uhhhhhhh that's what it is


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 No.1111179

i promised myself i'd only stay until the get

that's it, i'm out

see y'all in a year or so


 No.1111180

i feel like the king-queen swap out and calmasis were both foreshadowing some twist with the cherubs, but hussie literally just got sick of the comic and let a bunch of teenagers spend a year on a terrible ending animation that answered nothing so he didn't have to look at it anymore


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 No.1111182

>>1111179

huh, alright then, have a good one


 No.1111183

>>1111179

that's dumb come back and stay permanently


 No.1111184

File: 231fb9468cdca50⋯.jpg (44.11 KB, 640x480, 4:3, db83-13.jpg)

>>1111176

i know where this is going


 No.1111185

>>1111180

yeah i can't argue with that, really, sounds pretty accurate

i would pay a lot of money to see an epic conclusion to the calmasis stuff though

like

to a kickstarter or something


 No.1111186

Alt timeline where Hussie was not a hack (i.e. he never met Rachel)


 No.1111187

File: 6ed0b4d52c0a6b8⋯.jpg (23.49 KB, 303x281, 303:281, 1508564468492.jpg)


 No.1111188

File: 1825fc6c65bc577⋯.png (997.28 KB, 1280x989, 1280:989, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 271067a71a8d668⋯.png (454.24 KB, 1280x641, 1280:641, ClipboardImage.png)

sorry if ive posted this before


 No.1111189

>>1111180

Refresh me on the king-queen swap bit.


 No.1111190

>>1111189

the conclusion of the chess game between calliope and caliborn

caliborn secretly swaps the king and queen and wins by revealing it


 No.1111191

i never gave much credence to the ghost writer stuff, because despite being terrible, the writing towards the end was still in hussie's voice

but looking at the aftermath, part of me wonders if he really did just step away from all but a director role and let a bunch of tumblr retards take the reins and run it into the ground


 No.1111192

Gamzee would have gotten a good ending if Hussie hadn't been tumblrized.

Wasn't the ending supposed to be bitter sweet actually? I feel like I remember him saying that at some point.


 No.1111193

>>1111192

he meant it would be sweet with all your fave gay ships becoming canon, but bitter because there is no resolution to anything plot related. he le had it all le planned out from the le the le the beginning! : )


 No.1111194

>>1111190

Right, I forgot about that. Was that what allowed him to dominate or was him winning just because he was becoming slightly less retarded, and THAT is what allowed him to dominate?


 No.1111195

>>1111194

i may be wrong but i think he lost, and that's when he revealed the queen


 No.1111196

The end of his magnum opus was universally hated, a game made by someone who worked for him became more successful than Homestuck ever was, and his 2 million dollar Kickstarter has been a supreme failure. If he hasn't given up already what could possibly be the straw that breaks him?


 No.1111197

honestly homestuck is still better than undertale


 No.1111198

>>1111197

if it's better why does it reference undertale

checkmate atheist


 No.1111199

File: d03a40feb2294b8⋯.png (591.05 KB, 800x600, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


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 No.1111201

>>1111199

Wait, isn't Sonichu trans too? Shouldn't it be "my daughter"?


 No.1111202

File: dd45ccf6caaf2fc⋯.jpg (72.55 KB, 499x385, 499:385, f008.jpg)

>draw a girl

>call it a guy

>turn him into a girl for 100 chapters


 No.1111203

>>1111200

he's into neptunia games now


 No.1111204

>>1111203

AAAAAH


 No.1111205

>>1111201

i think that's like

a clone maybe

a clone made specifically so he could make sonichu trans without having to actually change sonichu


 No.1111206

found a video of a guy doing a spore speedrun

and he might be the greasiest person i've ever seen

dude is fucking iridescent


 No.1111207

nuclear weapons take 75k each of fuel and minor metal, as well as 750k GMP

wow


 No.1111208

>>1111188

did they still have arbok and weezing when they got wobb


 No.1111209

>area 11 in the coral highlands

max comfy


 No.1111210

>met someone over tinder and had a nice time with them over lunch

it's happening lads, normie transformation


 No.1111211

>>1111210

what will you do when they find out about all of your weird fetishes


 No.1111212

>>1111210

You'll be plotting to deport their parents within the month


 No.1111213


 No.1111214

>>1111211

hope to god theirs are as weird or weirder than mine


 No.1111215

>>1111206

>spore speedrun

so how does that work


 No.1111216

oh and

does anyone have a link to the most recent session thing pastebin by wes


 No.1111217

>>1111215

you play spore fast


 No.1111218

File: c0a44487dd0e537⋯.png (16.05 KB, 1156x970, 578:485, ClipboardImage.png)

>a shitcoin startup called Prodeum just exitscammed with millions of investor dollars and left them the following message on their site

spicy


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 No.1111221

File: 9e263b5730761dd⋯.png (1.66 MB, 1080x1162, 540:581, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1111222

File: a30eade5b0ee671⋯.webm (2.89 MB, 960x540, 16:9, i must go my people need ….webm)


 No.1111223

Man imagine MHW actually running on decent hardware like my PC


 No.1111224

>>1111222

top 10 anime battles


 No.1111225

>>1111222

deathclaws do that all the time in FO3 for no clear reason


 No.1111226


 No.1111227

i wish it was easier to share images from ps4

i want to post my ep1c monhun chara!


 No.1111228

File: 2510adc397c65b4⋯.png (373.56 KB, 500x625, 4:5, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1111229

that reminds me, where is kanaya?


 No.1111230

>>1111229

plowing rose


 No.1111231

speaking of raping introverted chubby nerds, where is kanaya????


 No.1111232

i miss kanaya


 No.1111233

>>1111231

I just told you

plowing rose


 No.1111234

let's get this straight.

kanaya canonically has a gigantic dingdong, but she is not a rapist


 No.1111235

>>1111234

it's consensual plowing


 No.1111236

i wanna plow rose :(


 No.1111237

The Jadeblood Woman Burden


 No.1111238

Where t f is Kanaya?


 No.1111239

Will You Get Off A Niggas Dick For Once

Sheit


 No.1111240

File: 488b2c5a9a9752d⋯.jpg (46.3 KB, 640x684, 160:171, B34pzA3.jpg)


 No.1111241

File: 4a16c6085ab68b7⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 92.91 KB, 900x507, 300:169, kaitlyn-146.jpg)

File: 33761acc7381121⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 93.53 KB, 900x507, 300:169, kaitlyn-155.jpg)

File: ebfbf5b74a2c8b4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 94.07 KB, 900x507, 300:169, kaitlyn-286.jpg)

File: 35aae12429259ab⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 80.22 KB, 900x507, 300:169, kaitlyn-363.jpg)

File: fcbb415c3aec52a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 94.52 KB, 900x507, 300:169, kaitlyn-535.jpg)

I've said it once and I will say it again. There is no worse job in this world than being a D-list pornstar.

No dignity and no future and no money/fame to show for it. Also you look like this


 No.1111242

>>1111240

don't add me to your fetish blog silly boys ;)))))


 No.1111243

>>1111241

that's such a shitty implant job


 No.1111244

>>1111241

>No dignity and no future and no money/fame to show for it.

You get some amount of money.

Do they get min wage? Min wage for doing nothing is decent.


 No.1111245

>>1111240

there needs to be an accompanying movement with dudes taking some bizarre pride in how smooth their legs are


 No.1111246

>>1111241

is that her spine in the fourth pic? what the fuck is happening?


 No.1111247

>>1111246

scoliosis

looks pretty bad, yeeouch


 No.1111248


 No.1111249

my dog gets scared when there's any gas-like smell

like if i turn on my heater or my stove, both use natural gas, and she gets scared and hides and doesn't recover fully until like the next day

but i'm noticing now that she's not just afraid when she smells gas, she actually looks like she's afraid something is going to get her. like she keeps over her shoulder and getting paranoid about every little sound.

i wonder what's going on in her brain. i'd like her to get over this but it seems deep and incurable.


 No.1111250

File: 659792c290087a2⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 38 KB, 164x156, 41:39, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1111251

>surprise package

>from gamestop

>thumbnail says "funko"


 No.1111252

File: b27a6b59db0c421⋯.jpg (361.07 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Picture 5.jpg)

>>1111251

you know gamestop sells pops right

they sell a lot of shit, even relatively obscure shit


 No.1111253

>>1111252

I'm saying don't put the reveal in the thumbnail


 No.1111254

>>1111253

rev he's not saying the package is meant to be a surprise to the viewers he received a package that he didn't know was coming, i.e. a surprise


 No.1111255

File: b7cbdc8b36ca859⋯.png (1.41 MB, 1680x1050, 8:5, fulton tactical.png)

oh my god look at D-Dog's fulton outfit


 No.1111256

its

rev


 No.1111257

Tide has officially discontinued Tide Pods because people were eating them


 No.1111258


 No.1111259

>>1111257

>>1111258

ah yes, snopes, the "fact checking" site run by an embezzler, a prostitute, and a cat lady.


 No.1111260

>snopes is a conspiracy

rev...


 No.1111261

someone post some vfan


 No.1111262

File: 5a6286530ca6ce4⋯.png (1.74 MB, 1680x1050, 8:5, WATCHING.png)


 No.1111263

File: 281b004a3b6b8c5⋯.jpg (66.97 KB, 1002x857, 1002:857, soyboy denton.jpg)


 No.1111264

File: eb480aad23dc4ff⋯.jpg (50.27 KB, 408x439, 408:439, chihuahua.jpg)

>friend invites a friend of theirs that i don't know to group voicechat

no stop die


 No.1111265

File: 045e3e7c9523f81⋯.jpg (705.42 KB, 1665x1080, 37:24, this is important.jpg)


 No.1111266

File: 064700b4c45351c⋯.png (228.42 KB, 318x431, 318:431, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1111265

The Ibuki


 No.1111267

okay so moment of truth

what should i main

hammers or switch axes

i really like hammers but the sword on the axe is nice


 No.1111268

>>1111267

If you have come this far, only you can make the final decision.


 No.1111269

>>1111265

fuck the skin

look at that palico outfit


 No.1111270

>>1111268

thank you

i made the right choice


 No.1111271


 No.1111272

File: 8bea7efd1f36709⋯.png (189.18 KB, 750x370, 75:37, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1111273

>Kaz is running a fast food scam

what?


 No.1111274

headcanons:

dirk reads slate star codex

roxy tried reading hpmor but thought it was intellectual jacking off

uh

>>1111273

i mean, it's not a scam

it's real burgers


 No.1111275

>>1111274

I've only got the first two cassettes if there's a whole thing about it


 No.1111276

>>1111273

god yeah i forgot about that sublplot


 No.1111277

>>1111274

>but thought it was intellectual jacking off

is she wrong


 No.1111278

>>1111277

ahahaha, no


 No.1111279

headcanon: xlr projecting his book club opinions on the alpha kids


 No.1111280

headcanon: i'm hungry.


 No.1111281

if there's an enemy soldier guarding a prisoner and you tell d-dog to fulton the prisoner

the guard will shoo d-dog off


 No.1111282

File: 4cf4f464431472c⋯.jpg (260.17 KB, 654x1028, 327:514, tumblr_p2i8bi5DVv1t09dnqo1….jpg)

>>1111280

make some rice

it's delicious and easy


 No.1111283

File: 00dede93c63af27⋯.jpg (29.22 KB, 415x554, 415:554, bad for your health, do no….jpg)


 No.1111284


 No.1111285

monhun: if somethingg is in your box can you use it to upgrade or forge


 No.1111286


 No.1111287


 No.1111288

https://steamdb.info/calculator/

how much is your steam account worth

mine is $2167


 No.1111289

File: 43bfde72501d2af⋯.mp4 (1.72 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 957768396929732608_9577683….mp4)

https://twitter.com/SethEverman/status/957768396929732608

>me playing loudest sound ever created by humans


 No.1111290


 No.1111291

File: 8e08b38c0add23b⋯.png (234.05 KB, 996x345, 332:115, Untitled.png)


 No.1111292

File: ca287d278c21d55⋯.png (269.91 KB, 1027x336, 1027:336, 7764b786f10196ffb7f40a428d….png)


 No.1111293

>>1111292

shut up khan


 No.1111294

>>1111293

this kid is PISSED


 No.1111295

>>1111294

this is just like

actually pathetic

not even meme pathetic anymore it's just kind of sad


 No.1111296

>>1111295

this kid is PISSED


 No.1111297

>>1111295

I wonder if i could turn this statement into a meme and ruin it.


 No.1111298

>>1111289

>$126 — $565


 No.1111299


 No.1111300

>>1111298

this is just like

actually pathetic

not even meme pathetic anymore it's just kind of sad


 No.1111301


 No.1111302

>>1111301

Just testing the meme


 No.1111303

*wakes up and makes a cup of coffee*

[khan voice] i wonder if i can make this a meme


 No.1111304

File: e21f347db4edfb7⋯.png (129.88 KB, 1000x404, 250:101, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1111305

buffalo bugles are #litty af


 No.1111306

File: 4dcd9d3574138e2⋯.jpg (21.43 KB, 600x341, 600:341, kubigaoreruoto.jpg)

>Steam achievements pop ups won't disappear on their own

>They're fuck huge in big picture mode

>Can't disable big picture or the steam overlay because I need them to use my controller because DBFZ is stupid

>No way to only disable achievement popups


 No.1111307

File: d60212d94a65fe7⋯.png (1.24 MB, 1680x1050, 8:5, neat caricature.png)


 No.1111308

>>1111306

play dbfz with me


 No.1111309

>>1111308

ok but not tonight because my stomach is incredibly upset and i'm only managing to squeeze in like one match between each 15 minute literal shitstorm


 No.1111310

>>1111309

wew

also fuck these lobbies right


 No.1111311

>>1111310

I moved to the India lobby 'cus I thought I was clever and I think I am permanently stuck in India now


 No.1111312

File: c6b909f81509efc⋯.webm (1.33 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, MHWorld - I didn't desire….webm)

reblog the plate webm and good carves will come to you


 No.1111313

>>1111311

No you can definitely change them I changed regions and played in the German one the first day because America East Coast was full


 No.1111314

>afraid to message back the tutors who messaged me

how do i even manage to survive in the world on a daily basis


 No.1111315

File: b3764ec24049c1c⋯.png (1.01 MB, 1659x1000, 1659:1000, pol.png)


 No.1111316

>>1111313

Yeah, you can change when it's full, but I can't figure out how to change when it *isn't* full, and there is no way India will ever get full because the game isn't even out in India.


 No.1111317

>rich youtuber donates $30k to a random twitch streamer

im mad actually


 No.1111318

a fucking homeless person sleeping on the streets would have appreciated that money 1000x more than some random attention whoring faggot


 No.1111319

>>1111318

if only the homeless used bitcoin


 No.1111320

File: 2427516183a813b⋯.png (1.23 MB, 811x777, 811:777, THIS IS NOT MY SHINING ARM….PNG)

>final round of arcade mode

>game fucking freezes


 No.1111321

firefox using almost 4gb of ram and i only have like 8 tabs open and none of them are videos or anything


 No.1111322

>>1111320

Play on offline lobby for story and arcade lol


 No.1111323

>>1111318

>wanting to give hard earned money to the homeless (who is most likely a fag or tranny)

>instead of the hard worker

this is what tumblr is for, go check it out bitch


 No.1111324

>>1111322

I must be retarded because when I start the game it immediately puts me in a lobby and i can't figure out how to change


 No.1111325

>>1111323

tranny hobos are almost nonexistent


 No.1111326

>>1111324

Yeah I was super confused the first time I started playing.

You can always do it just go to options I think


 No.1111327

anybody know what the effective range of D-Dog's fulton command is?


 No.1111328

>>1111325

do you have a single source to back that up?


 No.1111329

it looks like ~45 meters is the range


 No.1111330

File: fe95061a889f08c⋯.jpg (123.01 KB, 597x832, 597:832, Dew-ritos_combo.jpg)


 No.1111331

just remembered and realized i began reading homestuck at 2010

the thing that made me remember was when i roleplayed as dave strider to a bunch of youtube hackers to mess with them and that was 2010 at the earliest


 No.1111332

>>1111328

*smooches your butt*


 No.1111333

>>1111331

WHAT NIGGY KNOW


 No.1111334

im rereading homestuck again


 No.1111335

my account is worth more than everyone else and therefor i am now the boss


 No.1111336

File: f7e724f209d6ebc⋯.mp4 (4.81 MB, 852x480, 71:40, 2018-01-28 19-32-56.mp4)

>pop-in so severe it even affects enemy entities/d-dog detecting them


 No.1111337

>>1111335

how much


 No.1111338

i miss roleplaying as homestuck characters and not thinking it was cringey


 No.1111339

first order of business: dont question me


 No.1111340


 No.1111341

>>1111338

wwhy wwould it be cringey


 No.1111342

second order of business:

no homestuck :)


 No.1111343

how much is your steam account worth


 No.1111344

you are in violation of the first order of business, my dumb bitch


 No.1111345

dont brag about something you're not willing to share

the highest posted is almost 2k

how much more than that, im curious


 No.1111346

the high metal outfit in mhw makes you extra thicc


 No.1111347

mine's worth 16 mil gp


 No.1111348

third order of business: nothing to drink but coconut water


 No.1111349

and eat nothing but coconut butter


 No.1111350

File: f88be47e0dfc72f⋯.png (406.53 KB, 981x1029, 327:343, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1111351

>>1111349

do NOT pretend to be me, the boss, or else you WILL face the consequences

you are on thin ice


 No.1111352

>>1111350

delete this right now


 No.1111353

>>1111351

you have a value more than $8449?


 No.1111354

File: e0e13ce0bff56a0⋯.png (57.48 KB, 208x208, 1:1, throw me again link.png)


 No.1111355

>>1111353

DELETE IT


 No.1111356

I'M THE BOSS


 No.1111357

>>1111355

Do you feel in charge?


 No.1111358

and i like big stinky dick ;)


 No.1111359

isn't this such


 No.1111360

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING........THIS CANT BE HAPPENING TO ME!!! THE BOSS!!!!


 No.1111361

*dies*


 No.1111362

give admin status to the biggest steam value


 No.1111363

in a gamer society the one with the most valuable steam account is president


 No.1111364

File: cbdfd8c3483e823⋯.png (91.61 KB, 249x527, 249:527, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1111354

at least a good half if not more of those are mediocre/garbage indie games

if I really wanted to bloat my inventory they've got $1/20 games on various garbage bundle sites but I usually only do humble

I also bought like a dozen shitty image search games for my mom


 No.1111365

the shitty image search games were also $1/20 or some such like that


 No.1111366

File: ee50e4e97dcc8b1⋯.jpg (27.97 KB, 974x161, 974:161, steam.jpg)


 No.1111367

>tfw i got the most value out of all my games :)


 No.1111368

I'm taking a shit and I'm fairly certain blood is dripping out of my asshole


 No.1111369

File: 5aed8ba85316d3c⋯.png (1.39 MB, 1680x1050, 8:5, larry moe and shemp.png)


 No.1111370

File: 6fb665d46882efd⋯.png (335.75 KB, 2970x610, 297:61, ClipboardImage.png)

i thought i was going to be the big dick player


 No.1111371

>>1111370

it looks plenty big to me man


 No.1111372

low avg price per hour is what you REALLY want.


 No.1111373

very surprised that MBG has played the most games out of any of us also.


 No.1111374

>>1111370

you're 2nd that's close


 No.1111375

>>1111369

guess which of the stooges fell from his perch but survived anyway?


 No.1111376

Steam keeps dying while I am playing my video game and then it makes the video game freeze


 No.1111377

>>1111376

what game


 No.1111378

>>1111377

dragon ball fighterz


 No.1111379

>>1111378

I guess you'll never see the conclusion to that fight


 No.1111380

>three hours have passed since i started playing

i think steam was just trying to save me from myself


 No.1111381


 No.1111382

so how do you cash out that $8,000?


 No.1111383

>>1111381

sniffy-kun, evolved


 No.1111384

>>1111381

why did they have to hunt him down and demand no one does business with him? why do they give so many shits about fake pig noses?


 No.1111385

would you watch braveheart if the main character was shrek


 No.1111386

>>1111354

why is medli so HOT


 No.1111387

>>1111386

hey!

no!


 No.1111388

at what point does rateyourmusic actually start giving me recommendations and shit


 No.1111389

FIGHT ME IN DBFZ ASSHOLE


 No.1111390

>>1111384

probably because he’s an annoying retard about it and is also not cute


 No.1111391

>>1111364

>I also bought like a dozen shitty image search games for my mom

what is it with moms and those games


 No.1111392

pignosepics


 No.1111393

me WANT dbfz...

but... backlog too big...


 No.1111394

i want there to be a way to catalog my games across platforms,. so i can plan out a backlog and then tear it to pieces


 No.1111395

File: 05ab0780f0cfd4b⋯.png (26.22 KB, 2030x151, 2030:151, ClipboardImage.png)

hey what the fuck


 No.1111396

i really feel like tekken is a game i could unleash my full autism upon


 No.1111397

me, while playing animal crossing: yeah, i dunno how i feel about completionist games like monhun


 No.1111398

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.1111399

>>1111394

me too

mal has made my autism worse and there's no similar thing for any other thing


 No.1111400

>>1111386

she's epic


 No.1111401

>guy in monster hunter world has dramatic reveal in cutscene

am i supposed to know this dude?

>tells me to tell the commander that he's still alive

okay, but i don't know yr name, dude!


 No.1111402

>>1111401

you aren't supposed to know him

I think he's Unnamed Badass Character and people seem to assume he's the PC from 1st gen


 No.1111403

someone pls help me beat this stupid bitch of a monster ive tried 3 times already


 No.1111404

>>1111403

i don't have ps+ sorry

who are you even fighting


 No.1111405

File: 8989076f552f756⋯.jpg (107.81 KB, 1680x1050, 8:5, slide.jpg)

File: 0a42fcb8522c2b8⋯.mp4 (9.97 MB, 720x480, 3:2, slide.mp4)

uh

wow

fuck that 150 meter slide

I just dragged 650 meters


 No.1111406

File: b5fdb73ca379752⋯.png (103.92 KB, 683x269, 683:269, u triger my trip car yuge.PNG)

when i play mgsv again i'm gonna try going full murder mode


 No.1111407

>decide to try a diplomatic space federation run of stellaris

>the first alien race i encounter is the second largest and most powerful in the game

>i learn this from the stats it tells you when you've been eliminated

they ground my ass into the dirt not long after first contact, is the joke

ugh


 No.1111408

I got an extra 8 meters on my second try


 No.1111409

File: b7b4d6d22d3fe43⋯.gif (1.63 MB, 416x414, 208:207, 1485537966706.gif)


 No.1111410

File: f5d32c5aeda7e18⋯.png (1.02 MB, 1680x1050, 8:5, what.png)

wes your fucking message is empty


 No.1111411

>girl squirted on my leg

aaah!!!


 No.1111412

>>1111411

nice

HUMBLE BUNDLE


 No.1111413


 No.1111414

File: 3a4a9d816787597⋯.png (168.37 KB, 500x314, 250:157, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1111415

hello


 No.1111416

File: d108470118ac95a⋯.png (1.45 MB, 1200x675, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

is kirby eating chuchu out in this pic


 No.1111417

hey gamers


 No.1111418


 No.1111419

the only games that ever made me cry were kirby games


 No.1111420

i think itd be good if kids could enjoy games like kirby and mario without ever seeing or knowing about all the porn there is for those things


 No.1111421

tbh princess peach is pretty hot


 No.1111422

>>1111418

yeah would not recommend


 No.1111423

>>1111421

pauline > peach


 No.1111424

>>1111420

there isn't that much kirby porn that gets posted tbh


 No.1111425

there was that king dedede drooling thing that happened that one time


 No.1111426

>>1111421

rich, too

the perfect woman


 No.1111427

File: dfb013e27671515⋯.png (2.66 MB, 1280x956, 320:239, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1111428

>>1111427

i thought thi was my fridge for a second before I opened the thumbnail


 No.1111429

File: 91e62215d7760df⋯.png (193.42 KB, 450x540, 5:6, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1111430

how libby can one girl be

i cucked her and she cucked me


 No.1111431

>complete this "eliminate the tank group" mission

>get reward

>check side missions list, it isn't listed as complete

what the HELL is going on


 No.1111432

how can you have played multiple Zelda games and not understand Hero of Time refers specifically to the Link in Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask and no one else and all the other Links are different people.


 No.1111433

did it bug out because I got the Quiet/rain event when I returned to base?


 No.1111434

it's been about 35 hours since i bought monhun and I have 23 hours of playtime on it


 No.1111435

Almost 4:20 am lads


 No.1111436

goo night hsg


 No.1111437

i'm sleep too


 No.1111438

sdfadsvger


 No.1111439

i wish golden frieza was called frieza dorado everywhere


 No.1111440

File: fe61f835c946907⋯.gif (97.02 KB, 150x150, 1:1, 00174457.0001.gif)


 No.1111441

i wish golden frieza looked less stupid


 No.1111442

yeah i really don't get how they fucked up taking frieza and making him gold


 No.1111443

I'm gonna do one last mission then go to bed


 No.1111444

File: c4614936b444063⋯.jpg (24.34 KB, 243x255, 81:85, 84e15a6d48804dc410c9c44ed0….jpg)


 No.1111445

>>1111432

who doesn't understand that


 No.1111446

ah fuck part 3 of kaz's hamburger story has to be heard now


 No.1111447

haha kaz's shit

now good night


 No.1111448

>Stop touching your nose, anon.


 No.1111449

File: 55bf09651664b74⋯.png (169.6 KB, 424x400, 53:50, ClipboardImage.png)

>get the nemesis elite in slay the spire


 No.1111450

what a horrid piece of shit


 No.1111451

the steamed hams meme is also incredibly bad


 No.1111452

>>1111451

its actually extremely good


 No.1111453

>>1111452

its insanely bad


 No.1111454

>>1111453

its completely flawless, actually

name a better meme


 No.1111455

kinda wish i had a boyfriend


 No.1111456

by what metric are we judging this maymay


 No.1111457

>>1111454

>>1111453

either of you want to be my bf


 No.1111458

>>1111456

pissotrons


 No.1111459

>>1111457

r u cute


 No.1111460


 No.1111461

>>1111457

*prolapses @ this post*


 No.1111462

>>1111460

will you come with a substantial dowry


 No.1111463

*drops condom*

oopsie i dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong


 No.1111464

new invention: dick balm

for when your dick is chapped


 No.1111465

the meme is not funny


 No.1111466

original scene? funny

running it into the ground? no


 No.1111467

>>1111462

i have a 2k steam account


 No.1111468

>>1111464

that already exists and its called your mums lips lol


 No.1111469

pee smell? no

bung bung goo? yes


 No.1111470

>>1111468

delete this


 No.1111471

>>1111467

get thee gone, harlot


 No.1111472

File: ac1495e60d8efed⋯.png (244.2 KB, 750x738, 125:123, 1517178217109.png)


 No.1111473

*makes an elaborate steamed hams edit where grant cooks up a better meme but burns it and ends up purchasing fast food*

>>1111472

i dont think ive ever seen this style of video


 No.1111474

File: 868f47195ffa937⋯.png (278.18 KB, 987x345, 329:115, Untitled.png)


 No.1111475

im also an ana main so i can be your duo healer except i rp and only speak in my best old lady voice


 No.1111476

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.1111477

oh we were doingthat

Account Value

$1278 — $5141


 No.1111478

eat a god dam booger


 No.1111479

it refuses to acknowledge that my account exists


 No.1111480

>>1111479

anon... you died 4 years ago...


 No.1111481

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1111473

the looping anime thing is a common thing in vapor/chillwave / future funk or related genre videos.


 No.1111482

File: 1b7935a2c52f0fa⋯.jpg (1.22 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20180129065409_1.jpg)

I think I would literally piss myself in terror if I played subnautica in vr mode

It's already triggering my fear of open water pretty hard

and this thing keeps doing freaky shit to me


 No.1111483

>>1111480

then why am i still suffering


 No.1111484

>>1111482

i really like how it uses diving depth as a way of limiting progression


 No.1111485

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 No.1111486

File: e109bcb81fd5caa⋯.jpg (79.61 KB, 640x960, 2:3, 1484968928387.jpg)


 No.1111487

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 No.1111488

>>1111487

oh shit is this new

i haven't kept up with Meg Mogg and Owl lately


 No.1111489

>>1111487

can't believe that werewolf jones is #relatable


 No.1111490

>>1111489

and then xlr was a tumut


 No.1111491

there is nothing wrong with liking stevey uni


 No.1111492

best part of the 'yoon is the indian milf


 No.1111493

there is nothing


 No.1111494

goddamn, life is good


 No.1111495

but the currybooty


 No.1111496

oh shit I forgot to register my car this month


 No.1111497

File: 95985b7277d1657⋯.png (14.1 KB, 548x95, 548:95, ClipboardImage.png)

what a fucking bizarre thing to find moral superiority in

"yeah, take that! this guy is SO much better at advertising to me than you are! haha, owned bitch!"


 No.1111498

why do people translate bad manga


 No.1111499

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>>1111498

people like bad things sometimes

I like korean isekai webnovels for instance


 No.1111500

i got a whole week off but i dont know what to do with it


 No.1111501

>>1111500

do an flip


 No.1111502

>>1111500

Get real sad about something embarrassing that happened to you like half a decade ago


 No.1111503

>>1111500

wallow in self-loathing


 No.1111504


 No.1111505

>>1111500

cook something tasty


 No.1111506

File: f21bec4309a1257⋯.webm (2.1 MB, 720x720, 1:1, oh man i gotta try this.webm)


 No.1111507

i locked my keys im my car :(


 No.1111508

hsg cooking club when


 No.1111509

hsgs special secret brownie ingredient


 No.1111510

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>>1111508

Right now

What should I make for dinner this week


 No.1111511

it's cum


 No.1111512

>>1111510

a salad, fatty


 No.1111513

>>1111510

maybe beef wellington if you're feeling adventurous


 No.1111514

or some omurice

mostly because i want to fucking know what it tastes like already


 No.1111515

teach me how to make something simple and good


 No.1111516

>>1111515

chilli?


 No.1111517

>>1111515

can't mess up a chili


 No.1111518

>>1111517

he can and has


 No.1111519

or a frittata

fry some chorizo and potatoes, some other veg you like, season to taste and throw it in the oven with some beaten eggs poured over it

cook until the eggs are firm

enjoy


 No.1111520

>>1111518

how

you just brown the meat and then throw everything in a pot and you're done

how


 No.1111522

>>1111520

i dont know

i threw spices and stuff in

it came out tasting like nothing

literally no taste

ive done it about 20 times back in new york and it was good

but here, its like

thato ne time fucked me so bad

literally 0 taste


 No.1111523


 No.1111524

i made soup recently and that was ok

maybe i should give chili another try, now that im more uh

acclimated? to how the spices here work

also we got this spicy tomato sauce anyway


 No.1111525




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