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what the fuck is a "palico"

pal + calico



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is subnautica actually fun?



it was just because i haven't played in a while

i'm pretty sure i've got everything down again

not gonna go hunting rape ape anytime soon though


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named my palico Zanni


Also Monster Hunter never has G rank on the first release. This is just the first time the west actually got a first release. They will either release Monster Hunter WorldG or some kind of DLC next year.


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Dice rollRolled 1 (1d2)

2- weapon with smaller damage but 10% chance to crit

1- weapon with fuckheug damage but 20% chance to anti-crit


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dank if true

(skip to the end for the juicy bits)



yea i'm aware


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oh wait are you new to the monster hunter games?


fuck you, highlight the juicy bits you mean



i'm not going to read any of this, but the bottom mentions dan the man get in my van child-feet fan schneider

is he going down



the list of names at the end

basically, dan "tweens are tighter" schneider made a NAP with his media mogul boss concerning both of their sexual appetites, but along the way they both pissed off a bunch of people including a rival media mogul

now dan's boss is 96 and on his deathbed, so their rivals are planning to leak all the bad things danny and his boss did to destroy viacom and gobble up the remains


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yeah never played one before



and by "leak" i mean "sue for rape of underage girls"



oh man, you're in for a trip



what's the point of these being written this way, anyway

giving everyone a title and then directly spelling out who the title applies to at the end of the article?

why not just replace all the instances of "the producer" with "dan scheider", etc, if it's not hidden information anyway

i don't le get it

is it just protection if it ends up being bullshit, so they can go "o-oh we didn't just make it up for clicks, it must have been some other producer who fit this extremely detailed situation i just described h-h-heheheheh xD"


is it not a scientific fact that tweens are generally tighter


whats the point of the bagpipe

how does it work



It's kind of like a hurdy gurdy except it has reeds instead of strings and a big bag instead of a wheel on a crank



yeah but offensively


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i think it buffs other hunters in your party? i think?

i don't think it's feasible on its own



the person originally only wrote the first part, and then there's a comments section where people try to fill in the names

that picture has them combined after people agreed on who's who

original post here: http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2018/01/four-for-friday-its-about-time-himmmm.html?m=1


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I made brownies



do they have weed in them



normal or weed



what's the weed status


gunlance viable?

or should i just sword and board



if i eat those, will i get high?



some weed in those browbrows



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they're all viable pretty much, just depends on what you personally like more

i recommend just giving each one a try and just see if one sticks out as fun for you



das epic


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friends, eating 1/4 of one of these will knock you on your ass


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time to get high and try to figure out how to use garageband



im referring to sibling incest



sounds like a plan



GL has a rabid userbase that loves it but most people hate it and say it sucks. But really, anything is fine. Even the Horn is fine in single player in the more recent games. It's probably best to try out a bunch of things early on. You aren't punished for switching, but you'll probalby regret it if you put a ton of resources getting fancy versions of a weapon you don't really like.


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there is in fact some weed in these brownies

only about half as much as the brownies my mom makes though


i wanna get high with aradiaflag


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toke on, bromines

*taps vape on monitor*



that dude's fingernail is whack


>mom makes weed brownies




yeah, for such a cozy video it starts out with absolute nightmare fuel


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also wonk, i recommend the charge blade because god


look at this chart


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I'm sorry your family isn't as cool as mine

I get to smoke weed with my parents and watch them play zelda


>being raised by stoner gamers


the felyne cooks' animations never get old


digital blackface...


good night


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official splatoon tournament for japanese elementary schoolers


for a minute I thought they removed item sets and I was gonna have to deeply sigh


actually they have 40 item sets now

which seems excessive but ok


there are training quests for every weapon



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it took me a few minutes of attacking jaggies to remember how to even play lol


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what if ben is brandon fraser's son


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poor!aradia eating from the trashcan


trashcan!aradia being eaten from by poor!roleplaying as aradia!anon


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my gf sleeps like 12 hours a day. idk how she does it.



who is this ugly creature


sleepy gf


oh i am LOVIN the switch axe

and the hammer

are hammers viable

cuz they're sexy


this tekken 7 tournament is nuts



Im making her stay up till 11 and wake up at 7:30. She falls asleep at 9 and wakes up at 9



hammers are viable but you don't get good drops because you can't cut tails.

Don't worry about elemental dmg on those, youre looking at raw dmg(not inflated dmg) and sharpness on those mostly.



she's shizuku



there's tail cutting in this

oh fuck me

well alright, that's something to obsess over later



tail cutting, wing damaging, shell splitting, catching bugs on the back of monsters, you name it



Tail cuts are actually extremely important. You get plate/gem/mantle drops from those much more frequently.

If you want tail cuts, IG and DBs are good because you can get mounts consistently.

SA is okay for tail cuts because you have high reach, but youre not as mobile as DB or IG. LS is also good for it because you have a downward chop on your combo and you have a the slashdodge to maneuver yourself.


bug catching is only zinogres, use a net on their back when theyre knocked down.



can you not uhhh use abbreviations i have no clue what youre tlaking about



each monster has like 4 parts to break

tails and horns are the most common


anyone want to hunt some monsters



GS=Great Sword

LS=Long Sword

DB=Dual Blades

SnS= Sword and Shield


HH=Hunting Horn

SA=Switch Axe

CB=Charge Blade


HBG=Heavy Bowgun

LBG=Light Bowgun





waiting on the PC release :(((((


Im a CB, DB main. I enjoy them. But i can also use the LS and the Hammer pretty solidly.




i think i mentioned this before, but what genre is monster hunter

i guess it's an arpg, but that doesn't really like capture the entire thing, like the flow of gameplay (get mission in hub -> go out into the field to do the mission -> get reward and come back -> repeat) and the character progression mainly being tied to gear. it has a strong relation to other games like toukiden, god eater, soul sacrifice, freedom wars, peace walker (and possibly mgsv but the focus on story makes that more tenuous)


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mounting is really weird in mhw

i don't know if I'm doing it right



It a hack n' slash Gear-Based RPG



I can't help anyone on Mounting in MHW. i only know MH4U and MHGen



forgot about mercenary kings on my list of games



also every enemy is a boss battle.



mounting is fun in mh4u

in mhw it seems kind of weird and not very good(?)



watch Gaijin Hunter on YT, he'll prolly have tips.


oh i LOVE the charge blade!!!



thats easily the most complex weapon. Learn your guard points



oh okay will do



if you do them well enough, you can knock out monsters with them.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i miss Sheguru Magala Lobbies in 4U.




man this seems like a fun game

and here i was, the only reason im playing it is cuz you can wear armor based on the monsters



it get SUPER complex when you get to the "endgame" for comparison, i spent 4 weeks playing LR and HR.

I spent 5 months playing G-Rank.



His name's SHAGGY not SHEGGY


last time i played i was farming for Black and Red Fatalis parts and NO ONE could handle his OHKO moves.


milky FUCKING joe


>tarot cards just got more expensive

what the fuck?



that's against religious freedom!


im high



this is like that couple that wouldn’t bake the fucking cake, or the exact opposite of that

there needs to be blood either way


rape the tarot card people. Please


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if this bitch don't stop making monkey sounds


>fetish actress keeps getting pregnant

>quite possibly for pregnancy fetish porn

oh boy


long blade is fun, but it feels kind of shallow



are you using fade slashes? and Combos into spirit combo?


tfw no maid gf


it seems like monhun is gonna be really grind-y quest-y 100%-y

but as long as i can play dress up and play with cool weapons i dont really care


people keep saying pixar is randroids because of the incredibles, but monsters inc is a critique of capitalism where "the real hero" is a bureaucrat for a federal law enforcement agency, so what the fuck



it gets grindy but the grind is the funpart. It starts getting real fun when youre at G-Rank trying to get speedruns.



yes on combos

i might be fade slashing, don't actually know what that is



it's all grind

quests -> rewards -> gear -> repeat



i wanna say press both attack buttons at the same time allows you to fade slash. You jump back and slash at the same time and its AMAZING for stringing combos as it acts as a dodge and an attack.


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oh yeah, i do that

although i looked it up and apparently there's some explicit combo with it i haven't been doing, so i'll try that out

still the whole 'combo to charge bankai-> bankai combo to charge super duper strike-> super duper strike' loop kind of gets old. might try out a different weapon



If you like getting in close go for SnS



as long as i can play dress up i can play along with the quests

also i love doing repetitive tasks repeatedly, gives a sens of accomplishment


tell me about grank

why does it keep comng up


like all those 1star training missions

that was fun

i kinda like the guns, i cant get a handle on the gunlance

really like the charge blade and switch axe

the long blade grows on me



>like all those 1star training missions

did you actually do those


i don't know if g-rank actually means anything specifically, outside of just harder quests, but I know that MH always does a game and then an 'enhanced' version of it which is generally referred to as the 'g-rank' game

i don't actually know the differences in content because before now america's just gotten the g-rank game instead of the original



G-rank is the highest level in MonHun. It comes after High Rank, monsters have extra Dmg resist, better moves, etc.

MHW doesn't have it yet, but it might get it later, idk.

Heres the difficulty spike: I could easily solo a Crimson Fatalis on High rank without dying, but fighting an Ash Ketcha-Wacha took me 3 days to beat on G-Rank.





not looking forward to even trying that



do you know about the pickle



the switch axe was my first, and although i use a different weapon each game, i find myself missing it every time. something about its flow and flexibility appeals to me.

that's the beauty of these games, there's so many options that you're probably going to find one that rubs some autistic lobe deep in your brain the right way.




james should know about the pickle




the pickle





it's fine, just get some blue food


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*pickles a lickle*



delet this



>rubs some autistic lobe deep in your brain the right way.

mmm i love anything that can do that


i finished the main story of celeste (there's still some collectibles missing, the "b sides" -- harder versions of the 8 levels, plus a bonus level that opens after either 4 b-sides or weird secrets hidden in each level)

some notes:

>despite triggering the first time i've cursed at a game in several years, i get the feeling that the devs really planned out the difficulty curve of the game -- save for one or two areas, each section feels superbly planned out, and fitting into the design as a whole. at each moment, the game's introducing new strategies, new gimmicks, new combos, so it stays fresh

>the story is your standard indie fare -- hip young adults dealing with depression and ennui, only there's a mountain and i guess it's magic?

>the story's short but the game's tuned for replayability. each level's split into sections, plus the aforementioned strawberries and secrets.

>the devs attitude with regards to difficulty and mastery are interesting:

>> There's an "assist mode" you can turn on at the beginning of the game that allows you to be invincible, never run out of stamina, etc. you can turn off the features at any time and it doesn't lock anything off

>> when you die on replaying a level, it's added to the total times you've died on said level. As far as i can tell, you can't find how many times you died on a single run. The only thing the game keeps track of from individual runs is the timer.

>the only real negative is that sometimes i felt that the tolerance between an "up" input and a "diagonal up/left" input was too finicky at times. There were definitely times when I intended to dash upwards when the game decided that I would jump diagonally.




i love this

please dont tell



youre a good reviewer

*subs to your youtube channel*



I thought it was kind of funny when I saw the game (can) make it impossible for you to die because i have a friend named celeste who is criminally bad at video games.



you didnt aformention any strawberries motherfucker


down with cis



i couldn't hear your sub, wtf


i could body cletus in tekken


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i would a popuko tbh





the gunlance is my fav even though its quite clunky


i wish you could feel pain so i could hurt you



you have to switch it from "tickle" to "pain"


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this is epic





maybe someday, i’ll make thousands or even millions of people feel like shit


maybe you already have in a butterfly effect kind of way


well i guess i played monster hunter for 11 hours straight


goo night hsg


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elf titty


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maybe i’m responsible for trump


>gonna get three hours of sleep

das epic


god damn my taint smells so good


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lots of good jobs to apply for today


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good shit

>weed brownies

kys mm



i read this as bronies at first



[grant voice] log off


i had a dream involving nick's ass last night

he was kind of fat and had a beard


weed bronies


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Haha selfie


*learns how to lucid dream so i can stuff ginger up dream!stabs' ass*


Sperg all you want you subhuman permavirgin nintendicksucker soyboi neckbeard, trying to defend your subhuman Asian slit eyed turbo judenschwein kikepigjewswine corporation but there is no way you can spin this in any positive light.

TL;DR kill yourself you subhuman nintendicksucker apologist


how do we stop gay ben


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where can i get this pillow???




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>tfw no super porkchop gf


How do we stop Gaben?



forget about gay ben

it's gay wonk that we need to remove



im not nearly as gay as ben


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nice get


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>unironic frisk/sans shipping




what am i looking at here



it's epic


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I hate that feel


i hate myself



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v. proud of myself right now

i had nothing to do today but instead of sitting around being a piece of shit i scoured my flat and applied for 3 jobs


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Looks like Frisk and Chara 'embarassment charts'

Like those ones about showing your waifu your dick.



i'm proud of you too





nice humblebrag


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>the FF7 remake is going to be episodic

nice idea, dumbfucks


has going episodic ever ended in anything but tragedy


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*immediately gifts this to you*



calling a cat character nekomew is the most offensive part of this image


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oh they finally made a new game



now imagine that was titled "help sexy daddy doodoo" and we'd be in the same ballpark as this PoM game


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fuck me i dont feel like grinding in The Witch and the Hundred Knight


fulton rocket doesn't work on vehicles or walkers




do you need to or is it for extra shit


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speaking of prey i wonder what kanayaposter has been up to



need to


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>under two minutes to S rank a subsistence mission

I didn't even have to get out of the heli



good work


hiveswaps good so far



last i heard, they'd lost a lot a customers due to drumpf's government shutdown



and the soldier reward was six S-rank Intel staff




it's two hours long and two years late..........................


somebody offered to get me monhun for my birthday

i didn't have the heart to tell them i want it now, while there's still this heady rush of excitement about it

who will even still be playing in june



its like four years my lad



a lot of people



>hiveswaps good so far



not on ps4


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>hiveswaps good so far




there is no reason to play on PS4 unless you live in Japan where it is PS4 exclusive for no fucking reason


god I really wanna play MGSV again but I still have several other gigantic games I need to get through that I haven't already played


>get wormhole upgrade developed

time to replay The War Economy and get those containers from inside the hangar


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I watched liam formerly of the best friends zaibatsu play the metal gear survive demo and I think I'd buy it if it was like ten dollars


this makes me uncomfortable



Isn't there just a larger player base in general on PS4? I mean unless you just have to play on the Xbox one x to squeeze every last bit of graphics out of a console game why NOT play on PS4?



'cus it'll come out on pc



I thought we were strictly comparing what it is out on now, since anon wants to get it right now instead of having to wait months.



This makese uncomfortable.


Fucking phone posting


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you can exfiltrate on a wormhole fulton



this makes me uncomfortable

also whats wrong with Survive



Can you do it on a normal fulton? They said you could before the game came out, but I think I tried once and it didn't let me, but maybe I fucked it up.



yeah you can only do it from on top of the cargo containers as far as I've tried, you have to just hold the action button after placing the fulton, it'll carry over to the "get me out of here" prompt that happens if you're standing right next to the cords


well even if survive is awful at least the mgs series feels complete


Hentai was a mistake


Survive is more or less the best way they could handle making a new metal gear game. It's in an alternate universe, it isn't trying to replace the old games, it isn't bringing back old characters, and it's doing new, different stuff with the gameplay.



fuck you



Damn, bro!


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not clicking


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Damn the Belarusian mre steve are in his latest video looks both comfy and delicious

I always think the eastern euro ones look nice

Always a lot of meat pate, hearty grains, and rustic fruit drinks/jams/spreads




Kkb is good drugparty music



>Always a lot of meat pate, hearty grains, and rustic fruit drinks/jams/spreads

i read this in his voice




was....was I right about burning man this whole time?



Do tell



what were you saying about him



I don't know, but the answer is "probably"




You'll find out



next you'll tell me that paz is really the boss



I thought you were talking about irl burning man

Like the event lol



oh tumut


so how do i get into fgo



>how do i get into a mobage

you play it and then pay money


holy SHIT i'm bored


remember that touhou minecraft server


is sako just zwid pretending to be someone else



they’re different flavors of pathetic







>try to get corpse

>get into the building, hiding in a room with a closed door, no windows

>grenade clips through door, kills me

what the fuck is with this game


i dont wanna gho to bed yet, but shes gonna go to bed in a few mins here

and there aint nothin i wanna do while awake

idk what to do


HA I was right


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tfw no background


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this bad boy must be intended for use during replays of that sahelanthropus mission

or any mission where you just need to say "fuck this tank" actually



is this a Nocturne reference?



backgrounds are overrated


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>hiveswaps good so far


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hiveswap is fun and i enjoying playing it


I pirated hiveswap and have still never played it


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Are you going to?


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>"hiveswap is fun and i enjoying playing it"


I'm sick of ironic "dating sims" with wacky settings or characters and they're actually just fucking visual novels with no simulation elements at all



holy perspective batman


1111111 get soon





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Ben is gay




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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no



i can't believe this


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Aww, I got distracted and missed the get.


brapmageddon is upon us, and star wars will be its catalyst



*In Monkey D Luffy voice* Believe it!


>mhw just gave me the obligatory "there won't be turning back from this point, be sure your loose ends are tied up"

surely i'm not at the end of the story

i'm only like 10 hours in maybe


Sorry libtards, but the balls are stored in the teeth


>no get sniping from other boards




Bravo Capcom



I imagine the story is just there to placate the western audience and the game will continue beyond it as normal monster hunter does.


missed caliborn get tbh



i played 11 hours and only got o like hr3 because i was dicking around

i think i'm at like 15 now and I'm doing the dumb story thing with lava mon


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hey lads



i like distended bellies but the way vorefags draw them do absolutely nothing for me



yeah, i don’t like when they look pregnant either


mpreg sponge


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>sister punches me

>i get a boner



damn, sako!


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i don’t know if the two are related, it could just be because we’re talking about me being mpreg and the only good new dbz character


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>alex jones' first yaoi



isn't she 16 wtf


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I like double-layered boobs like this. I do not know what the proper term is or if there is one.


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they're at a feast and there's just a plate full of lemons



gwyneth paltrow catered


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I actually really like lemons and would eat them regularly if they weren't terrible for your teeth


Man, isn't being alive just the most unepic thing?




i've got this epic chicken francese recipe that i love so much, but every time i cook it i have to deal with my teeth being sensitive for the next few days because of the lemons. it's just not worth it.



i wanna go on a genocide rampage on this planet



I used to do that actually when I was a little kid. It's probably why my teeth hurt when I drink stuff with ice in it.



is that why cats hate lemon juice?



i think there's some sort of chemical in citrus fruits that freaks cats and dogs the fuck out, like their brain thinks its poison or something


They have more sensitive noses so the smell of the acid just pisses them off way more than it does us, I think.


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TIL winamp is also a functional web browser



my mom put a bunch of orange slices in our garden to stop the neighbor's cat from shitting in it

it didn't work



I've never heard of it working with oranges, just lemons



excuse me


Extremely helpful japanese sample sentence http://jisho.org/sentences/518663acd5dda7e98100086a



kill the cat


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when i was looking for a wakarimasen picture i found this



I can even post from it, I think




oh man yeah, I can post from it but it 404s for the "post submitted" thing


oppan calmasis foreshadowed nothing and hussie probably just forgot whatever plot point he was originally setting up with it style!



It is probably using Internet Explorer like Steam does or something.


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Hmm my pizza didn't come out great



isn't steam using chrome?


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that is confirmed by the winamp wiki, yeah




steam uses a notably outdated chrome, that freezes and lags and breaks constantly



i don't even remember this calmasis stuff.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>eating dark chocolate with orange slices




i am not reading some dumb fan theory that is that long

not clicking (nor reading)



reminds me of PoM and his stupid "Dave is gonna go back in time and drop the egg" theory


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Imagine being hired to write a filler episode for dragon ball so you make it about your fursona becoming friends with goku



uhhhhhhh that's what it is



i promised myself i'd only stay until the get

that's it, i'm out

see y'all in a year or so


i feel like the king-queen swap out and calmasis were both foreshadowing some twist with the cherubs, but hussie literally just got sick of the comic and let a bunch of teenagers spend a year on a terrible ending animation that answered nothing so he didn't have to look at it anymore




huh, alright then, have a good one



that's dumb come back and stay permanently


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i know where this is going



yeah i can't argue with that, really, sounds pretty accurate

i would pay a lot of money to see an epic conclusion to the calmasis stuff though


to a kickstarter or something


Alt timeline where Hussie was not a hack (i.e. he never met Rachel)


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sorry if ive posted this before



Refresh me on the king-queen swap bit.



the conclusion of the chess game between calliope and caliborn

caliborn secretly swaps the king and queen and wins by revealing it


i never gave much credence to the ghost writer stuff, because despite being terrible, the writing towards the end was still in hussie's voice

but looking at the aftermath, part of me wonders if he really did just step away from all but a director role and let a bunch of tumblr retards take the reins and run it into the ground


Gamzee would have gotten a good ending if Hussie hadn't been tumblrized.

Wasn't the ending supposed to be bitter sweet actually? I feel like I remember him saying that at some point.



he meant it would be sweet with all your fave gay ships becoming canon, but bitter because there is no resolution to anything plot related. he le had it all le planned out from the le the le the beginning! : )



Right, I forgot about that. Was that what allowed him to dominate or was him winning just because he was becoming slightly less retarded, and THAT is what allowed him to dominate?



i may be wrong but i think he lost, and that's when he revealed the queen


The end of his magnum opus was universally hated, a game made by someone who worked for him became more successful than Homestuck ever was, and his 2 million dollar Kickstarter has been a supreme failure. If he hasn't given up already what could possibly be the straw that breaks him?


honestly homestuck is still better than undertale



if it's better why does it reference undertale

checkmate atheist


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Wait, isn't Sonichu trans too? Shouldn't it be "my daughter"?


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>draw a girl

>call it a guy

>turn him into a girl for 100 chapters



he's into neptunia games now






i think that's like

a clone maybe

a clone made specifically so he could make sonichu trans without having to actually change sonichu


found a video of a guy doing a spore speedrun

and he might be the greasiest person i've ever seen

dude is fucking iridescent


nuclear weapons take 75k each of fuel and minor metal, as well as 750k GMP




did they still have arbok and weezing when they got wobb


>area 11 in the coral highlands

max comfy


>met someone over tinder and had a nice time with them over lunch

it's happening lads, normie transformation



what will you do when they find out about all of your weird fetishes



You'll be plotting to deport their parents within the month




hope to god theirs are as weird or weirder than mine



>spore speedrun

so how does that work


oh and

does anyone have a link to the most recent session thing pastebin by wes



you play spore fast


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>a shitcoin startup called Prodeum just exitscammed with millions of investor dollars and left them the following message on their site





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File: a30eade5b0ee671⋯.webm (2.89 MB, 960x540, 16:9, i must go my people need ….webm)


Man imagine MHW actually running on decent hardware like my PC



top 10 anime battles



deathclaws do that all the time in FO3 for no clear reason



i wish it was easier to share images from ps4

i want to post my ep1c monhun chara!


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that reminds me, where is kanaya?



plowing rose


speaking of raping introverted chubby nerds, where is kanaya????


i miss kanaya



I just told you

plowing rose


let's get this straight.

kanaya canonically has a gigantic dingdong, but she is not a rapist



it's consensual plowing


i wanna plow rose :(


The Jadeblood Woman Burden


Where t f is Kanaya?


Will You Get Off A Niggas Dick For Once



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I've said it once and I will say it again. There is no worse job in this world than being a D-list pornstar.

No dignity and no future and no money/fame to show for it. Also you look like this



don't add me to your fetish blog silly boys ;)))))



that's such a shitty implant job



>No dignity and no future and no money/fame to show for it.

You get some amount of money.

Do they get min wage? Min wage for doing nothing is decent.



there needs to be an accompanying movement with dudes taking some bizarre pride in how smooth their legs are



is that her spine in the fourth pic? what the fuck is happening?




looks pretty bad, yeeouch



my dog gets scared when there's any gas-like smell

like if i turn on my heater or my stove, both use natural gas, and she gets scared and hides and doesn't recover fully until like the next day

but i'm noticing now that she's not just afraid when she smells gas, she actually looks like she's afraid something is going to get her. like she keeps over her shoulder and getting paranoid about every little sound.

i wonder what's going on in her brain. i'd like her to get over this but it seems deep and incurable.


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>surprise package

>from gamestop

>thumbnail says "funko"


File: b27a6b59db0c421⋯.jpg (361.07 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Picture 5.jpg)


you know gamestop sells pops right

they sell a lot of shit, even relatively obscure shit



I'm saying don't put the reveal in the thumbnail



rev he's not saying the package is meant to be a surprise to the viewers he received a package that he didn't know was coming, i.e. a surprise


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oh my god look at D-Dog's fulton outfit





Tide has officially discontinued Tide Pods because people were eating them





ah yes, snopes, the "fact checking" site run by an embezzler, a prostitute, and a cat lady.


>snopes is a conspiracy



someone post some vfan


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>friend invites a friend of theirs that i don't know to group voicechat

no stop die


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The Ibuki


okay so moment of truth

what should i main

hammers or switch axes

i really like hammers but the sword on the axe is nice



If you have come this far, only you can make the final decision.



fuck the skin

look at that palico outfit



thank you

i made the right choice



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>Kaz is running a fast food scam




dirk reads slate star codex

roxy tried reading hpmor but thought it was intellectual jacking off



i mean, it's not a scam

it's real burgers



I've only got the first two cassettes if there's a whole thing about it



god yeah i forgot about that sublplot



>but thought it was intellectual jacking off

is she wrong



ahahaha, no


headcanon: xlr projecting his book club opinions on the alpha kids


headcanon: i'm hungry.


if there's an enemy soldier guarding a prisoner and you tell d-dog to fulton the prisoner

the guard will shoo d-dog off


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make some rice

it's delicious and easy


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monhun: if somethingg is in your box can you use it to upgrade or forge





how much is your steam account worth

mine is $2167


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>me playing loudest sound ever created by humans



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shut up khan



this kid is PISSED



this is just like

actually pathetic

not even meme pathetic anymore it's just kind of sad



this kid is PISSED



I wonder if i could turn this statement into a meme and ruin it.



>$126 — $565




this is just like

actually pathetic

not even meme pathetic anymore it's just kind of sad




Just testing the meme


*wakes up and makes a cup of coffee*

[khan voice] i wonder if i can make this a meme


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buffalo bugles are #litty af


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>Steam achievements pop ups won't disappear on their own

>They're fuck huge in big picture mode

>Can't disable big picture or the steam overlay because I need them to use my controller because DBFZ is stupid

>No way to only disable achievement popups


File: d60212d94a65fe7⋯.png (1.24 MB, 1680x1050, 8:5, neat caricature.png)



play dbfz with me



ok but not tonight because my stomach is incredibly upset and i'm only managing to squeeze in like one match between each 15 minute literal shitstorm




also fuck these lobbies right



I moved to the India lobby 'cus I thought I was clever and I think I am permanently stuck in India now


File: c6b909f81509efc⋯.webm (1.33 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, MHWorld - I didn't desire….webm)

reblog the plate webm and good carves will come to you



No you can definitely change them I changed regions and played in the German one the first day because America East Coast was full


>afraid to message back the tutors who messaged me

how do i even manage to survive in the world on a daily basis


File: b3764ec24049c1c⋯.png (1.01 MB, 1659x1000, 1659:1000, pol.png)



Yeah, you can change when it's full, but I can't figure out how to change when it *isn't* full, and there is no way India will ever get full because the game isn't even out in India.


>rich youtuber donates $30k to a random twitch streamer

im mad actually


a fucking homeless person sleeping on the streets would have appreciated that money 1000x more than some random attention whoring faggot



if only the homeless used bitcoin


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>final round of arcade mode

>game fucking freezes


firefox using almost 4gb of ram and i only have like 8 tabs open and none of them are videos or anything



Play on offline lobby for story and arcade lol



>wanting to give hard earned money to the homeless (who is most likely a fag or tranny)

>instead of the hard worker

this is what tumblr is for, go check it out bitch



I must be retarded because when I start the game it immediately puts me in a lobby and i can't figure out how to change



tranny hobos are almost nonexistent



Yeah I was super confused the first time I started playing.

You can always do it just go to options I think


anybody know what the effective range of D-Dog's fulton command is?



do you have a single source to back that up?


it looks like ~45 meters is the range


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just remembered and realized i began reading homestuck at 2010

the thing that made me remember was when i roleplayed as dave strider to a bunch of youtube hackers to mess with them and that was 2010 at the earliest



*smooches your butt*





im rereading homestuck again


my account is worth more than everyone else and therefor i am now the boss


File: f7e724f209d6ebc⋯.mp4 (4.81 MB, 852x480, 71:40, 2018-01-28 19-32-56.mp4)

>pop-in so severe it even affects enemy entities/d-dog detecting them



how much


i miss roleplaying as homestuck characters and not thinking it was cringey


first order of business: dont question me




wwhy wwould it be cringey


second order of business:

no homestuck :)


how much is your steam account worth


you are in violation of the first order of business, my dumb bitch


dont brag about something you're not willing to share

the highest posted is almost 2k

how much more than that, im curious


the high metal outfit in mhw makes you extra thicc


mine's worth 16 mil gp


third order of business: nothing to drink but coconut water


and eat nothing but coconut butter


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do NOT pretend to be me, the boss, or else you WILL face the consequences

you are on thin ice



delete this right now



you have a value more than $8449?


File: e0e13ce0bff56a0⋯.png (57.48 KB, 208x208, 1:1, throw me again link.png)








Do you feel in charge?


and i like big stinky dick ;)


isn't this such






give admin status to the biggest steam value


in a gamer society the one with the most valuable steam account is president


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at least a good half if not more of those are mediocre/garbage indie games

if I really wanted to bloat my inventory they've got $1/20 games on various garbage bundle sites but I usually only do humble

I also bought like a dozen shitty image search games for my mom


the shitty image search games were also $1/20 or some such like that


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>tfw i got the most value out of all my games :)


I'm taking a shit and I'm fairly certain blood is dripping out of my asshole


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i thought i was going to be the big dick player



it looks plenty big to me man


low avg price per hour is what you REALLY want.


very surprised that MBG has played the most games out of any of us also.



you're 2nd that's close



guess which of the stooges fell from his perch but survived anyway?


Steam keeps dying while I am playing my video game and then it makes the video game freeze



what game



dragon ball fighterz



I guess you'll never see the conclusion to that fight


>three hours have passed since i started playing

i think steam was just trying to save me from myself



so how do you cash out that $8,000?



sniffy-kun, evolved



why did they have to hunt him down and demand no one does business with him? why do they give so many shits about fake pig noses?


would you watch braveheart if the main character was shrek



why is medli so HOT






at what point does rateyourmusic actually start giving me recommendations and shit





probably because he’s an annoying retard about it and is also not cute



>I also bought like a dozen shitty image search games for my mom

what is it with moms and those games




me WANT dbfz...

but... backlog too big...


i want there to be a way to catalog my games across platforms,. so i can plan out a backlog and then tear it to pieces


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hey what the fuck


i really feel like tekken is a game i could unleash my full autism upon


me, while playing animal crossing: yeah, i dunno how i feel about completionist games like monhun


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme



me too

mal has made my autism worse and there's no similar thing for any other thing



she's epic


>guy in monster hunter world has dramatic reveal in cutscene

am i supposed to know this dude?

>tells me to tell the commander that he's still alive

okay, but i don't know yr name, dude!



you aren't supposed to know him

I think he's Unnamed Badass Character and people seem to assume he's the PC from 1st gen


someone pls help me beat this stupid bitch of a monster ive tried 3 times already



i don't have ps+ sorry

who are you even fighting


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File: 0a42fcb8522c2b8⋯.mp4 (9.97 MB, 720x480, 3:2, slide.mp4)



fuck that 150 meter slide

I just dragged 650 meters


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when i play mgsv again i'm gonna try going full murder mode


>decide to try a diplomatic space federation run of stellaris

>the first alien race i encounter is the second largest and most powerful in the game

>i learn this from the stats it tells you when you've been eliminated

they ground my ass into the dirt not long after first contact, is the joke



I got an extra 8 meters on my second try


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wes your fucking message is empty


>girl squirted on my leg








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is kirby eating chuchu out in this pic


hey gamers



the only games that ever made me cry were kirby games


i think itd be good if kids could enjoy games like kirby and mario without ever seeing or knowing about all the porn there is for those things


tbh princess peach is pretty hot



yeah would not recommend



pauline > peach



there isn't that much kirby porn that gets posted tbh


there was that king dedede drooling thing that happened that one time



rich, too

the perfect woman


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i thought thi was my fridge for a second before I opened the thumbnail


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how libby can one girl be

i cucked her and she cucked me


>complete this "eliminate the tank group" mission

>get reward

>check side missions list, it isn't listed as complete

what the HELL is going on


how can you have played multiple Zelda games and not understand Hero of Time refers specifically to the Link in Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask and no one else and all the other Links are different people.


did it bug out because I got the Quiet/rain event when I returned to base?


it's been about 35 hours since i bought monhun and I have 23 hours of playtime on it


Almost 4:20 am lads


goo night hsg


i'm sleep too




i wish golden frieza was called frieza dorado everywhere


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i wish golden frieza looked less stupid


yeah i really don't get how they fucked up taking frieza and making him gold


I'm gonna do one last mission then go to bed


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who doesn't understand that


ah fuck part 3 of kaz's hamburger story has to be heard now


haha kaz's shit

now good night


>Stop touching your nose, anon.


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>get the nemesis elite in slay the spire


what a horrid piece of shit


the steamed hams meme is also incredibly bad



its actually extremely good



its insanely bad



its completely flawless, actually

name a better meme


kinda wish i had a boyfriend


by what metric are we judging this maymay




either of you want to be my bf






r u cute




*prolapses @ this post*



will you come with a substantial dowry


*drops condom*

oopsie i dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong


new invention: dick balm

for when your dick is chapped


the meme is not funny


original scene? funny

running it into the ground? no



i have a 2k steam account



that already exists and its called your mums lips lol


pee smell? no

bung bung goo? yes



delete this



get thee gone, harlot


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*makes an elaborate steamed hams edit where grant cooks up a better meme but burns it and ends up purchasing fast food*


i dont think ive ever seen this style of video


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im also an ana main so i can be your duo healer except i rp and only speak in my best old lady voice


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oh we were doingthat

Account Value

$1278 — $5141


eat a god dam booger


it refuses to acknowledge that my account exists



anon... you died 4 years ago...


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the looping anime thing is a common thing in vapor/chillwave / future funk or related genre videos.


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I think I would literally piss myself in terror if I played subnautica in vr mode

It's already triggering my fear of open water pretty hard

and this thing keeps doing freaky shit to me



then why am i still suffering



i really like how it uses diving depth as a way of limiting progression


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oh shit is this new

i haven't kept up with Meg Mogg and Owl lately



can't believe that werewolf jones is #relatable



and then xlr was a tumut


there is nothing wrong with liking stevey uni


best part of the 'yoon is the indian milf


there is nothing


goddamn, life is good


but the currybooty


oh shit I forgot to register my car this month


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what a fucking bizarre thing to find moral superiority in

"yeah, take that! this guy is SO much better at advertising to me than you are! haha, owned bitch!"


why do people translate bad manga


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people like bad things sometimes

I like korean isekai webnovels for instance


i got a whole week off but i dont know what to do with it



do an flip



Get real sad about something embarrassing that happened to you like half a decade ago



wallow in self-loathing




cook something tasty


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i locked my keys im my car :(


hsg cooking club when


hsgs special secret brownie ingredient


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Right now

What should I make for dinner this week


it's cum



a salad, fatty



maybe beef wellington if you're feeling adventurous


or some omurice

mostly because i want to fucking know what it tastes like already


teach me how to make something simple and good






can't mess up a chili



he can and has


or a frittata

fry some chorizo and potatoes, some other veg you like, season to taste and throw it in the oven with some beaten eggs poured over it

cook until the eggs are firm





you just brown the meat and then throw everything in a pot and you're done




i dont know

i threw spices and stuff in

it came out tasting like nothing

literally no taste

ive done it about 20 times back in new york and it was good

but here, its like

thato ne time fucked me so bad

literally 0 taste



i made soup recently and that was ok

maybe i should give chili another try, now that im more uh

acclimated? to how the spices here work

also we got this spicy tomato sauce anyway


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