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melee is shit



>nothing nintendo can ever possibly make will live up to their standards

Literally just bring back L-canceling, directional airdashing, and old ledge mechanics

The only reason they haven't is stubborn ass Sakurai


"I finally soloed the Nergigante, so I can sleep now... good night. I want to get good [at Monster Hunter World]" -Katou Emiri, 5 AM JST

Sierokarte isn't FUCKING around


helll yeaaaaa


>China has dog serving restaurants where they skin the dogs alive because the stress makes the meat more tender.

Can we nuke China already?



dont look up what they feed to chickens in the usa!!!


*blocks ur path*






free range nigga



hsg is for white people only...



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if you like funding sjws, sure!



does anyone actually think any of these virtual youtubers are actually girls? that one foxgirl one doesn't even try to hide it.



I don't give a shit about chickens anyway


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choose one


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i mean why wouldn't they be



The original is already in the realm of excessively big, so you might as well go all the way.


i just swapped out the water in the lentil soup recipe for chicken stock

did i fuck up



and this, ladies and gentleman, is the mindset of a western developer who loves censorship



poor jade



why is she yelling at cheese?


censorship is bad but so are stupid weeb cowtits


>CENSORSHIP IS BETTER THAN ARTISTIC INTEGRITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



>and the metagame isn't evolving as fast

when's the last time the melee metagame moved an inch


I honestly think Xenoblade X is the better for not having a boob slider for little girls characters but censorship is gay for any reason



shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up


what should the last four digits in my discord handle be


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[d.va voice] CENSOR THIS!


melee is fun to watch but the fans are annoying



she's not even regular obese she has like

skinnyfat legs with a body builders chest and flabby arms and a double chin






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don't click


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I know fung fu



no it's the mindset of someone that likes excessively big tits



but it doesn't have a boob slider for little girl characters?


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the jp version does I think


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What little girls are even in the game





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you can only customize your player character, so i guess if you go out of your way to make them very short, you could claim it does.


there is rin who is 13



diverse bodies y'all!

>people whine about soy when the meat industry produces hormonally discombobulated shit like this



i said a little girl cletus


sorry you're not cletus

that was legitimately insulting


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like, soooo much


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well, rin is the character everyone talks about when they say little girl


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why's her face like that

are they all that odd looking



why niggy know


boob slider but it only goes from flat to concave


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Pretty much. Apparently it is very hard translating Tanaka Kunihiko's style into 3D for some reason


I mean kung fu


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it looks like a pussified vinegaroon



meant to quote >>1117253



Vriska smiled **down at him. "It's okay, John. I know I felt nervous before the first time I Flarped. 8ut then I totally 8lew it out of the water! I was the 8est! And I know that you can be the 8est, too, John. You're so tough and 8rave, unlike some people I could name. We fit together perfectly.”

"okay. yeah, okay." John smiled. "you're right. i can do this. and it's going to be awesome."

“I knew you’d come around,” Vriska said. She kissed him, and laid down on top of him. Her bulge was rubbing against his cock. It was wet and slippery from the fluid it had released earlier. John moaned into her mouth as the nubs brushed his cock head.

Vriska reached down with one hand, and guided her bulge under his balls. She set the tip of it against the skin right beneath them.

John was confused. He pulled his lips away from Vriska’s. “wait,” he said. “that’s not…”

Vriska thrust her bulge forward.

The tip of the bulge slid back, exposing the sharp tip of the bone that ran down it. It tore through John’s skin, and the rest of the bulge followed it into his body, widening the cavity that the tip had created.

John cried out in pain. He could feel the bulge tearing through his muscle. He spasmed in shock, and his arms gripped Vriska tight against him.

He opened his mouth to yell at Vriska, to scream at her to stop, but she pulled her bulge out and thrust it back in, and his vision went white and he couldn’t say a word. His senses were overwhelmed. All he could feel was centered on the organ that was tearing its way through him.

The pain wasn’t the worst part. The pain was terrible, it was so bad that it had locked his body in place, so bad that his nerves had screamed out in agony all at once, overwhelming his body and his brain. It was too much, though. It was so much that his brain had shoved it aside, and now he felt lightheaded, as if he were swimming and had stayed in too long. He felt the pain as something alien, as if it were happening to someone else.

The pain wasn’t the worst part. The worst part was the way that he could feel his muscles hanging loosely, that he could feel bits of himself flopping around inside his body. He could feel each stroke of Vriska’s bone bulge as it slid in and out. The nubs bumped against his skin as Vriska penetrated him, and they rubbed at his insides. He felt everything, and was screaming in his mind that this was wrong, that it was terribly, incomprehensibly wrong.**


>all centrists are far left

I hate 4chan



cuck go back to reddit


this is why you stay away from grey girls


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thefirst person to stop clapping loses their hands



shut up you gronk


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king piccolo reminds me of the braniac wojac



please clap



oh thats cute


i wanna play xenoblade x but i have so many other rpgs and huge games to play and i hate the soundtrack


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for what reason



me on theleft



me behind the cam



me pictured absolutely nowhere near these events


Why does nobody ever lust for Joey's hot mom



me under the bed


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much like joey's dad, we're too busy with all those blue ladies


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once i lose more weight i should join a kendo club


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le... me


can I be in the discord guys



post your discord



the world needs no more discordnigs


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she used to nig me on my discord


i would never join a discord who would have me as a member


Ronald Reagan Day




don't click it


forbidden maneuver: time-travel via masturbation


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thread theme




can you post a picture of your fingers please?



time machine but its an onahole



begone fbi


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where'd my trip go


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link me your paypal if you need to


>subnautica devs fire their only sound designer because they made a transphobic joke




you don't already know it?



censorship is going to burn america to the ground


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that's not what censorship means


my first encounter with censorship is when my 1st grade teacher told me to stop talking

that's when i found my calling


stopping censorship in america



no >:(



lookit this fucking creature


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ending DACA


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aaaaaah getting pumped up for the gym!



how much are you offering


I've got a little motto

That always sees me through

When you're good to Spacebar

Spacebar's good to you


*censors your video game titties*



its the universal sign for choking maybe he needs help


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what is a good screen name?



sports and martial arts clubs scare me because i'm afraid everyone will hate me because i'm not good enough but also i want to play table tennis





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Dear Diary, Sometimes I feel that this planet is owned by devils. Sometimes I feel like my friends don't even know who I am and my family belongs to some other me. Sometimes I need to be one with nature. I want to frolic with the polycorns and to run amongst the brain trees in the brain forest. So I go to the city park by the lake. Walking potion: 10 parts sugar, 90 parts whisky. If it's cold out, I take a bag of chowder, and in the summer I take a bag of banana chowder. Once there, I look for the dream girls, and I see the daymares and the talking shadows bonding over disgusting things. I see the perfects, and the lay downs, and the hunched ups. I watch the followers looking for punch meat, and I notice the pansexuals wigglin down the lane with their shades on. Sometimes, if I'm fast enough, I catch a glimpse of the brain fuckler, just fucklin the shit out of everyone, and we don't even know it. But mostly, I try and look for the dream girls. You know, if you try sometimes, you just might find you get what you want. I have a big coat with big pockets - sometimes kittens get in there, it's cool with me as long as they keep their hook-socks curled. I look for wizard turds in the forest because I was once told they could be rolled into gold. Sometimes I go to the lake and sing songs to the lake about the lake. Once a goose clapped. Today on the road I saw something important. I like to think that they died while hugging and that a person hadn't arranged them afterwards. I found a soft tree and I leaned up there until the stars put on their makeup. I calmed down and focused my chi; it's good to have a chi hammer at the ready. Then I saw a second important thing that night. Hmm... You know, I felt pretty wise. Shit matters. Even if we can't figure it out. Even if we are ruled by devils. Even if my days don't mean anything. I just hope that I die while hugging and not while in a wine drinking contest.




why does everyone make fun of krillin for being bald but no one ever makes fun of tenshinhan for being bald



maybe it's because krillin is also a midget



you sound like vfan, and i mean that in the most epic way






good thing i asked for a refund!


is bitcoin dead now?



dead as a get rich quick scheme, maybe



no, now is actually a grew time to buy

want some?


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so you're not going to answer me?


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i ate at 9 AM and was given 2 pieces of a small pizza by a coworker at 12

it's 11:20 and I haven't eaten since





shut up fatty


how do i pirate subnautica like a bad boy


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>had a mercy log out right before i killed her

overwatch sucks


these episodes of dragon ball keep ending on crazy cliff hangers i need to fucking sleep someone help me


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im now the #1 roadhog player who is so good i delete ppl from the game




up your bhole



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>this is the girl from the AT&T commercials




what tracker is this




applications are closed


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left's hair looks stupid



u are a road hog lol



normal hair looks stupid but not cinnamon bun hair?


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meant right, sorry


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i cant believe george has shit fucking taste



that's not even red hair jason you fucking IDIOT


dont hog the squat rack, baldy


are you a bad enough dude to retweet the shiggydiggy meme image back at Jason Alexander?


why spend so much time and money on pedobaiting instead of just outright making porn



what is this in regards to


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your pussy smells


G-reco is a GOOD anime. This is an objectively undeniable fact.


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has nobody done it yet



once, but Jason hunted the person down and ate their body ass first.



sounds hot


I should not drink energy drinks before going to bed


goo night hsg


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40 minutes

this baldy piece of shit occupied the squat rack for 40 MINUTES to squat AND deadlift


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vector art mistakes are fun


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I think these crashes happened because I tried to combine a large number of paths with some clones-of-paths, which usually just gives me an error saying that one of the objects isn't a path



I dont know what any of this means or care



>I’m just sad we didn’t make the main character female to begin with. Alas.

subby-nauty devs...........


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Why didn't they just make a faceless player character?


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if i dont get this job im going to be fucked



they kind of did

the only time you see the player is in promotional art, and the only way you know its a guy is some of the sounds when he gets hurt


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the absolute state of overwatch gompetitive


[current ubuntu version] changelog:

Bug #234543209345 has not been fixed.

* We did, however, break the old bugfix.



didnt ornstad reuse old strips for the cartoon pitch?

and full-length at that

i dont think achewoods style would do very well in an animated format as much as id like to watch it


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>thon doesn't have a septum piercing


I know people who can make art and talk at the same time and I am not one of them

am I using the jabber circuits of my brain for visual shit? why



when my gf draws she says a lot of random shit

idk how ppl get into the brain habits they do

its weird


i’m gonna go for a walk and listen to the spooky winter noises


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please take a picture of your hands while youre out

especially if theyre nice and cold


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>Bitcoin down to 6300

>dow jones down 1300 points



trump will pick it back up since these faggots cant do their job right


why do people get so upset with those booby girl streamers on twitch

its not like theyre doing it because they get no money out of it. and why would twitch ban them, theyre a business


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this made me so uncomfortable i wanted to leave my room


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>you can fuck a lizardwoman in Divinity Original Sin 2



oh my god

this is epic


i’m gonna become one of those twitch titty streamers


i've been at the scab farm for a full year now

yay me

wonder how much of a raise im gonna get when it comes for review time


Kingdom Come: Deliverance looks like a M&B: Warband mod


i'm sick of this shit

i'm sick of all the bullshit happening in this community

this used to be a community of g*mers


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i would really like it if sponge parodied it but replaced gaming with homestuck


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who even is this




its just funny


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good morning everybody



i think i know the redhead one in the back, whoa



i wouldn't want to marry her either


hey will you guys support my half asmr half minecraft twitch streams



intentional asmr is usually shit, so probably no



how do you accidentally do asmr


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anyways you should support me in my endeavors because i have been a loyal hsg patron for years


monster hunters is the dark souls of the lgbt community



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see THIS is the shitty intentional asmr

some pretty girl whispering into a camera to make lonely fucks feel special. it's pathetic and misses the point.



just give me a chance...


is asmr a joke

is it all just a joke i don't get or what



i thought it was at first

but thats cause i find asmr repulsive and initially didnt know why people would like it




it has, however, been largely taken over by people who don't actually want asmr, they just want to satisfy an unfulfilled need for intimacy. and it's truly terrible.



fucking hate people whispering this shit is like torture


the surrogate girlfriend shit doesn't help either


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i feel personally attacked


how much yzma tf porn is there


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actually i do want a game where bowser is a responsible and well-dressed dad



lemme guess: brown


$300 billion just fucking gone in the stock market today and it’s honestly fine its just a 4.6% decline investors are not going to be harmed by this at all bc we can afford to just piss all that money into the wind it’s just a minor market correction but we can’t afford to provide healthcare or housing for people who are dying. We can’t afford $300 billion for education or feeding the hungry or replacing the goddamn pipes in Flint, MI that are poisoning people and causing miscarriages or for turning the power back on in Puerto Rico 4 months after the hurricane but we can just let that money vanish into the ether without anyone really affected by it at all. Capitalist efficiency at its finest.



add me on discord


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the call that saved homestuck


she used to not understand economics me on my discord



what do you think yoshi's eggs smell like haha just a thought



donate to some fucking charities then fuck-head


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I Am Everybodys Type


Mega Slut Inc.

"Fuck You and Your Pizza Rolls!"



ive abandoned the asmr dream after my first episode "Pizza Roll Eating Contest" got a poor reception


the rothschilds


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Nobody Can Resist Me



Honestly it offends me more that they act like Monster Hunter didn't exist before World than once again pulling the "like dark souls" thing



rose looks like she is seconds away from vomiting


hsg how much of your sexual paraphilia can be watered down to just wanting to be wanted by someone?


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I Have No Rival


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does kanaya like pizza rolls


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Rolled Up Pizza Is Still Pizza


rich evans's laugh is the dark souls of asmr



did anything particularly pathetic happen now or just the standard shit


you: ughghhhuuuuffgggg i need to FUUUUCCCKKKK i need fuck neeeeeed fuck ughgh cant think rfef only. egergeg FUUCCKKKK

me: hmm, such barbaric nature. im going to go drink someone honey lemon tea now. farewell



answer my question you irredeemable gay goblin



shut up, slut


starting to come down with a case

of apricot fever



oh no

not again




like a good 60%, if not the other 40% too


bomb the vatican

blow up the muslim cube

turn all of israel into glass

sterilize most of asia

kill the worlds richest families

world peace would be achieved


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I Like Pizza



the remaining people will still manage to find and hate each other


*xlr voice*

oh no i love the muslim cube!


light-hearted heist movie where a group of plucky tricksters break into the entire middle east and sand the corners off their cube so it looks weird



what about the black and spanish people :/



Sterilize America Instead

From Panama Upwards Towards The Artic



*puts on my big brain hat*

simply eliminate our enemies


i mean destroying religious landmarks will just piss off the people belonging to those religions, not convince them to not dislike each other.



what's the muslim cube



figure out a way to make them stop drinking while pregnant and continue to encourage the abortions they love getting


yes but the whole planet would be made more epic



more epic doesn't sound like world peace


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I Suppose India Deserves Sterilization

A Large Portion Of India Would Even Welcome It With Open Arms



muslims derive their strength from the cube


we kind of do need a giant terrible war to keep the population in check



you’re right

world epic would be achieved

peace isn’t going to happen with all this meat around


now how do you fix white people



Indira Gandhi had a government program that gave you like $800 for a vasectomy but it didn't do shit


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actual solution to all worldly problems: literally eugenics


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i didn't know this existed



If you blow up the kabaa all the Muslims shut down like the droids in Episode 1



anything and everything can be killed if youre a coward



pretty wacky isn’t it






isnt it easier to blindly hate


muslim cube minecraft mod



either get rid of public education or improve it more than is actually possible



Oh You Mean Medical Sterilization

I Imagine Something More Like An Agent Or Solution That Would Wash Away All Organic Matter From The Region Itself




i confided in this place when i was at my absolute most vulnerable and weak and you are abusing it to bully me, and i WILL tell the mods about it



you're right, i can't hate muslims now that i know they have a big cube



good going you fucking idiot you goddamn moron hope you burn in hell


I think every straight normal male has fantasized about nuking a large densely populated foreign area at least once

Usually when they're 15


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Worship Kanaya Instead




I Have Too

Oh No

I Am Slowly Turning Into A Straight Normal Male

Please Help Me



When I was like 7 I think I said I could beat osama bin laden in a fist fight.

I'm gay though.



i'm sorry, boo boo


every single i was little i knew that i wanted to kill all straights


this is my mate dont forget



i'm pretty sure the cube has been destroyed and rebuilt before.



have fun posting on that bastardization /hst/ after your ban you maliciously malignant motherfucker



what if they have a secret back-up cube that can last long enough until the main cube is repaired


redpill me on DO YOU SUCK COCKS


I lost faith in Sponge, but it's nice to know he still cares about the Christians.


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Receive The Blessing Of Kanaya

Swallow It Down



shitto lore


dont kill me, shitto! dont!



as long as they’re like, christian

catholics have never been real christians. they might as well be mormons or muslims


how shit is that minecraft homestuck mod


a world where only christians rule



it’s epic


>replacing the goddamn pipes in Flint

do these people think that you can dig up and replace and test every single line of pipe in a city in the span of a couple days


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A World Where The Dharmas Replace Abrahamic Religion




its way too hard for something that isn't very important


a world where you shut your god dang mouth!


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A World United By The Ruinous Pleasures Of Kanaya Domination



shut up



>missing the point this hard


we've known about the problem longer than a few days

also remember why the flint crisis happened in the first place




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You. Out. Now.


the flint crisis happened because god got angry at the amount of gay overwatch players in america


gay overwatch players is redundant


if god was real then i wouldnt have to put pants on


who needs clean water or social services when you can uhhhhhh blow up uncooperative brown people



you literally don't need social services


who is gamebro



*cuts off your legs and gives you donkey brains*

hehe >:)



>we've known about the problem longer than a few days

consider how long it would take to organize a project to replace EVERY SINGLE FUCKING LINE OF PIPE IN A CITY wonk

over 18000 homes, lines running to all of those homes, the time it takes to lay and test pipe to all of those homes

years, literally


how long has the local government known about the problem?

years, literally



an old poaster



did you know that they're literally replacing the pipes now

did you know that lead levels are below federally allowed levels for a lot of homes now

do you know anything at all you brain damaged cuckold


years, literally


im going to beat your mother for raising a fool like you



your best friend, but never foe


>replacing the pipes



replace my bussy pipes



thats good im glad

it still happened in the first place and it shouldnt have and any system where profit is more important than not poisoning people is bad


dog monkeynoised at the repair man

he was bewildered



im going to poison you


the idea that stuff like this wouldn't happen in communist/socialist societies is stupid as fuck



just make him go to flint


this is simply, unavoidable


wonk has little intellect


[capitalist voice] :)


what can flint michigan learn from cape town south africa??



what's your deal, bro

tryna defend capitalism? it's hard huh


swear to god if that dark souls guy is at the store...ill....ill just get really mad you motherfuck


it's hard and no one understands, even

you on the nestle payroll too?


homestuck was made in a capitalistic world...so if you hate capitalism do you hate homestuck??


(hating homestuck because it's is NOT a valid reason)



wtf i hate capitalism now


the government would NEVER, EVER do anything outside of the people's interest under socialism and there is definitely ANYTHING the people could do to stop it in case it did happen





no one even mentioned capitalism or socialism you clown


*has a better, easier, healthier life than almost anyone else who has ever lived*

fuck capitalism


this dude is PISSED that people are mad about flint

those people should consider themselves LUCKY that Nestle was there to provide water for them to buy



swiss company



wow it's almost as if capitalism allows for charity and philanthropy so if bad things happen people can be generous and help one another out without relying on the government



"people in the past had it worse so you're not allowed to complain

now drink your poison water while the richest people who have ever lived profit off of your death"



yellow ones IRL but if we're talking the characters I gotta be loyal to the lesbians


I'm not sure I even really have any currently applicable ki-


... oh, yeah, uh roughly 100% if it's a girl if it's a guy it's a vengeance thing


is this the classic there are people who have it worse so your problems dont matter



>capitalism allows for charity and philanthropy

oh how fucking GRACIOUS of it to allow us charity


is this khan or has another contender entered the ring



an economic system can't be gracious

but especially not socialism


if we took anything off of the Capitalist Table they might throw fewer scraps down for us!


literally whomst'd is pretending like leaded water pipes are okay



why does the government need to intervene at every little thing



cause that's uhhhhhhhhhhhh

their reason to exist



i'm saying capitalism is not solely to blame and that the solution to lead pipes is not socialism


yeah just piss away 20%+ of your income for funny desert narcotic wars and get nothing in return

sounds like a good deal that I'm lucky to have



>oh how fucking GRACIOUS of it to allow us charity

i mean

communsim doesnt........



i didn't say you're not allowed to complain

but acting like it's some horrible system with no advantages while you live in what is pretty close to a utopia by the standards of any other period of time that was built by that same system is retarded


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paging dr tumut


the solution to the flint water problem was that the govenment wasn't involved enough

and the gov wasnt spending enough money on infrastructure

so maybe a more socialist system wouldve prevented it



see perfect is a dangerous word to use because this gf is S H I T imo



>government doesn't allow any companies other than the shit one they chose to lay down piping

>umm, the government wasn't involved enough!!!


yeah wonk's right china never has public infrastructure safety problems



listen i know you think you're clever but if you think the flint crisis happened solely becaue the pipes were lead you're wrong and should probably actually learn about what you're trying to talk about



did u know u were the first one to state anything about capitalism being the problem you shitty little baby



>"I got some cheezits for you anon"

what the fuck not goldfish?????

i'm all for retard gfs but this is just offensive


the us govt should spend less on "israel" and more on "america"



well you guys are definitely acting like it is the problem and arguing that is the problem and claiming that socialism would work better, so


the thing I don't get about capitalist apologia is the bit where they point at something people do under capitalism that seems kinda good and

>1. imply there's literally no other system under which that could happen

>2. imply it's not possible to strictly improve the situation by replacing that thing with something else

why is it so vverboten to suggest that we could improve on capitalism? doesn't need to be communism, forget Marx for a second- are you really so confident that there is no better system than capitalism possible, at all?

for what raisin



the us govt should spend less on the military

a lot less

defunding the military would solve so many problems



wonk's g*mer alter ego


Game, bro!



defund israel


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>companies wouldn't be forced to sell us so much microtransactions if we would let them up the prices of video games to $80

this is an actual, real thought process currently spreading among normster gamers


if you listen to grant about anything on america you are a fool that coward literally fled the country



which social media site did you see someone suggest that on



not by choice

i would far prefer living in new york



some games already cost $80 in japan


[grant voice] i had no choice my wife's bull lives here



I've seen it posted from shit like kotaku.






oh, kotaku. :)



remember when people thought digital copies of games would be sold for less than the disc versions 100% of the time


in japan, eddy



then capitalism happened






god yeah why would you ever listen to an emigrant about 🅱roblems in their home country


like aye

the grocery stores around here close at like, 6

they aint even open sunday

the bank isnt open on the weekend at all



he's an immigrant and i HATE THOSE



you arent paying attention at all huh

the lead pipes are A problem

but they wouldnt have been a problem if they had treated the water from the river correctly

but they didn't

they cut corners to save time and money

money was more important to them than lives

any system in which that mindset is not only allowed but approved of, celebrated, is fucked up


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Did You Know That When A Man Looses To Cock

They Become A Bitch


its nice here

but fuckin hate that


if you listen to syrian refugees about anything on the devastation of the proxy war in their country you are a fool those cowards literally fled the country



except they were able to cut corners because the government made it so that they would lose absolutely nothing if they did



oh god he's getting so close


kanaya's choice ass



grant is a syrian refugee


if you listen to saiyan refugees about anything about how frieza blew up their planet you are a fool those cowards literally fled their planet




the government wasnt involved enough

they stepped aside to allow capitalist innovation, to save money, to be effecient

and what happened


israel isn't a rogue state, they're just innovating palestine


watching wonk and salt argue with a guy pretending to be retarded is more tiring than funny



the most tiring thing is the guy pretending to be retarded

i mean

who does that


if socialism were my dad things would be different around here



i wish you were just pretending.



that's everyday on HSG


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i diagnose you all with feet



im just pretending to be smart

very different

far more noble aspiration



i'd like a second opinion


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I diagnose you with dead




my final note is, of course, as always, read "the ones who walk away from omelas"



the problem is that the government does not allow competition! we can't trust the government to not be lazy! who watches the watchmen!!!


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i do

i watch it every once in a while

i prefer the book


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>character canonically shown to have boobs

>clearly trans!!!

I want Homestuck 2 to have her as pregnant as the fucking moon just to destroy these people's brains



honestly who doesn't though


whats the % chance of joey being trans



you know they won't care


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>sudden need to play ASSASSINS CREED ORIGINS



They flipped the fuck out when Vriska was shown to have boobs, they're superficial enough to care.



why do you care so much



i just thought it was a body hair positivity thing


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Would You Live A Religious Live Of Austere Mendicancy If It Was Guaranteed That You Would Not Suffer Or Need



>thinks she's going to look like her curvy mom when she grows up



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im bored


you know

for having expired in july this dayquil is still holdin me over real solid



i did, it was gay


>facial hair? HE'S a TRANNY

hey just wondering, what does PCOS stand for and why do you think your female relatives own tweezers


yeah that's what I always liked about it

don't like: 'even a kind word' means ANY of the walkers-away-from-Omelas coulda knocked the whole terrible system down


I thought trans people wanted to actually look like the opposite gender.



she literally just has hair on her legs



trannies are subhuman and their brain is so warped they are practically baboons



Not in that picture, look again.



oh fuck its on her arms too

yea youre right



it varies tran to tran. I transitioned because pretending to be a dude sucked and I didn't have enough respect for men for it to be worth it.

then I tried hormones because I'd been miserable my whole life and maybe that was dysphoria? turned out, yeah, hormones made the misery go away, so yeah, that was dysphoria

seeing a woman looking back at me in the mirror was an unexpected, and unexpectedly nice, perk of HRT.



and arms and chin



she has more arm hair than john

also a goatee



so do you have one of those goofy funhouse mirrors or what


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>I transitioned because pretending to be a dude sucked and I didn't have enough respect for men for it to be worth it.



yeah, I've got random male strangers I pay to leer at me and follow me and ask for my number and shit too


i saw a "woman" with hair on "her" arms once

can you guess what I did? >:)


>"straight" """men"""



gay fags?



>her arms

Anon, look at "her" face



you thought "god i wish that was me"?



The only trans people I've seen who want to look like gelasticat fanart were transtrenders, not actual people with dysphoria.


and so the truscum/tucute war continues on hsg



use real words, stupid


i found out im trans how should i kill myself



jump in front of a train


hsg: basically just tumblr


old age



speedrun your life


*summons moody and his LGBT homeless army*


why would you ever shave your legs if you could just wear leggings anytime a str8 might get offended by your leg hair



uh-huh, real trendy to be a hairy tranny trying to use the women's restroom these days



>why should I obey basic hygiene rules

Bitch you better celebrate the neckbeard as well.


and so the right people/wrong people war continues on hsg



how often do you shave your legs



How often do you shave your neckbeard?



they would just swarm u asking for spare change so they can buy a single cheese burger to loiter in mcdonalds to leech off the free wifi


please post more retarded tumblr made-up words like tucute






here's one: piss



>basic hygeine rules

so it's hygeinic to scrape up your skin, the thing on your body that keeps pathogens out, and get bloody scratches all over your legs

but having leg hair that naturally grows on your legs if you don't have total alopecia is unhygeinic

but only if you're a woman or a w*man, do I have that right?


its not hygenic to chop your dick off and replace it with a gaping artificial wound

thats my theory



so are you actually celebrating the neckbeard?


if you shave you are practically a woman

so which one of you are soy bitches


Man On Internet Whines Ineffectually About Lesbian's Leg Hair



finally a man of reason speaks the truth


you have to be pretty fucking bad at shaving to cut your legs tbh



So you are celebrating the neckbeard I take it

And the backhair?


removing what you body naturally produces is like

almost all that hygiene is


your hair contains soy-blockers and shaving it off makes your body more susceptible to soy-absorption


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is that dave's underwear



dude, I'm not the one arguing that shaving is about hygeine. I shave the hair that makes me feel bad inside in the gender place. that used to include my leg hair. HRT made my leg hair finer and lighter, and I didn't mind it anymore, so I stopped shaving it.



no thats jade's new symbol


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Dave launched his own brand.


the day of the saltlick purge can't come soon enough


good fucking grief


I Do Like To Shave

I Prefer My Skin To Be Smooth



oh yeah this is the 'women's hair is literally shit, except the stuff on their head that's naturally very long and shampooed/conditioned' argument, right? sure does tickle me pink to hear that from someone who claims not to be twelve


I Like To Butter Up My Skin And Just Slide Down Hallways Into Unsuspecting People Like They Are Human Bowling Pins



I mean you're not a woman so why does it matter.



I mean you're not fucking me either so what does it




it's the "something being a naturally occurring part of your body doesn't make it hygienic" argument



I doubt anyone would ever fuck you.


should i try the minecraft homestuck mod

how do i do it without paying for minecraft


as the only one here who has any contact with a real woman

real women are nice




its good to see the hsg hasn't completely submitted to the tranny menace



do they actually charge money for pc minecraft nowadays



Well I mean they probably look awful but they've also got a shit personality so there's nothing they can fall back on.



its still pathetic to only see two men who hate trannies as much as me



right, but like, it's literally one of those things involved in having skin when you're a mammal? why is it Dirty On A Girl, you need an argument



>having skin

disgusting! don't you know you're supposed to wipe that off, like shit?



because it has always been that way since the beginning of time


>having a body of flesh and bone


rape occurs in the natural world ergo rape is good


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this person's ideal jade


almost all trans people i've gotten to know irl are cool

but almost all trans people i've gotten to know online seem to be either uncool or just unstable in one way or another



i didn't make that argument, i was disputing your argument that because hair naturally grew out of your legs was proof that it must be more hygienic to leave it that way

that clearly is not how hygiene works


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>mentally ill people show their instability over the safety of the internet



i saw the gameplay video

yes but it's not going to be great


>no-one wants to fuck trannies

in the real world, among people who have sex, people who would otherwise be passive consumers of futa/trap/dickgirl porn are called 'tranny chasers'. for decades the money chasers are willing to pay to fuck us has been some girls' only route to SRS or, like, just having food to eat. this is why trannies in the movies are prostitutes, because people want to fuck us and are willing to pay money to do so. Now You Know™


just shaved my crotch ama



are you a woman?



are you gay



do you really think saltlick isn't like this in real life too



I hope so

I think it's going to rely a great deal on story and writing and presentation

There's no real way to tell if those are going to be strong aspects, but I hope so, because I like the setting

if it was another unoriginal fantasy game there is no way I'd give it a second glance or even pirate it, that's for certain



i have an admission to make:

i manscape



did you cut yourself like a dumbfuck

does it look bigger


i have an admission to make:

i runescape


im gonna epicly off myself when i run out of money soon and it's going to be sexy



... so, again, abrasions (whether visible or not!) on the organ of your body that keeps pathogens on the outside are more hygeinic than just not shaving because...?


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it looks like this



i guarantee you saltlick is



just learn to shave better



if our skin couldn't handle a razor gently gliding over it and occasionally getting some scratches then we would have gone extinct a long time ago


does anyone else find it odd, troubling that everyone in the country seems to know at least one tranny

i'm starting to think this is a real probl


oh no the trannies killed him mid-sentence


did we ever address why leg hair is only dirty on girls or are we just letting that thread dangle



oh no xe got him!



men can have ugly ass leg hair, too. i don't care too much about leg hair as long as it's not out of control, honestly.



i work with two trans people and they're completely fine people that i enjoy spending time with

i refuse to believe they go home to their computer and pull off their scooby doo masks and become saltlicks



*kills you while you're typing a post*

*clicks New Reply for you*



are you fucking kidding me?

why would you even entertain the idea of talking to trans "people", let alone work in the same building as them


you're almost as bad as grant


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that's the argument huh



what did i do



they're cool

we talk about bideo ganes


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that was the wrong smug anime picture

but i have many



kill yourself


backtracking anytime some sjw comes at you


this place really has gone to shit, why are you afraid to get rid of trannies?



i never backtrack

i just argue in circles

similar only on the most vague of levels



you gotta work with who youve gotta work with



then get rid of the trannies, pussy



so you've given up? enabling them is as bad as being one of them



kill me


moody talking with me actually made me understand trans people and is probably the reason i have trans friends now

moody "garbage gremlin" narcs has done more social good than saltlick is what i'm getting at





>admitting to being brainwashed

fucking hell




don't make me fuck you up, ifunnyposter


I bet this guy hasn't even read homestuck



i stopped after the gay shit


>it's the ifunnyposter






i think there would definitely be an explicitly trans character if homestuck was made even a couple years later

actually i wonder if hussie will pull a rowling-retcon and eventually say one of the characters was always trans



That'd require Hussie to say anything.

Instead he just confirms that characters aren't trans, like Dave and Jake.


women should strive to be more like anime girls

this is not a joke, this is not a drill


Oh shit its trans undertale


Women should have big anime titty reblog if true


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see, the thing is, I know a lot of cis dudes IRL, and I have no trouble believing they get home and log onto imageboards to rant about the hair that grows on women they will never touch


fuck it, it was going to happen eventually. tumblr has this place by the throat


moody please come back and displace saltlick as the alpha trans


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I also am pretty sure men who annoy the shit out of me think the light conversations I have reluctantly had with them because I was at work qualify me to be their Trans Friend™. like, the dude who reads me his chtulhu love poetry while I'm on the clock didn't seem to register that the <100 word poem I read back to him the first time, about politely telling a dude to fuck off and leave me alone, was, in fact, me politely telling him to fuck off and leave me alone.



i thought you hated women....



this is good one


men are idiots and incapable of critical thinking


only men deal in absolutes


men are as smart as anyone else. they just know that when convenient, they can pretend to be idiots incapable of critical thinking with zero consequences


what got into salts rotten diseased trannypuss


man: this woman's idea sounds threatening to my worldview, time to pretend I'm five years old until she gives up



I've been a feminist, and pissy about it, for a good eleven years longer than I've been posting in this latvian mortage refinancing board



do you enjoy being a pot of malice and anger



not really, but I'd enjoy amoral complacency much less



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its a much more enjoyable existence than being angry all the time



is that a little anime girl O.o?


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if I wanted to turn from the horrors of the world into pleasant escapsism, I still wouldn't be any good at it


if i was president i would ban homestuck

vote for me in 2020



no pedo



more anime! more!


whats up with my stinky fingers

all i've done is pet my do-



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I kinda like the rose



how is the house situation going




>blue eyes

That's not Rose



rose cosplayer then


do people cosplay the Gods and/or the Gods' buds on Earth C




Literally canon.

We saw that one little girl troll dressing up as Jade.

But nobody dresses up as the trolls.


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>Dave, did you invite an Earth C native to have a threesome with you and Karkat?


<oh no the line's breaking up



moody would freak out once they notice wonk is here



>Dave fucking Karkat ever




dave and karkat are in a romantic relationship


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Karkat's so pathetic Dave left him for a dog.


>Dave, I know you've gone invisible and are still getting Pesterchum notifications.

>Did you, or did you not, have a sordid menage a trois with someone cosplaying your sister who believes both you and I are gods?

<in my defense thats pretty normal in earth a fertility rituals

>I'm so glad you're getting back into archaeology, brother mine.



I'd fuck a dog over Karkat tbh




goddang, I'm behind on the snapdates huh



its a poly relationship



<dude i panicked

<and its better than her knowing it was a roxy cosplayer




<i pissed my goddamn pants



Yeah maybe for like 40 years and then Karkat dies of old age lol.




dave getting a local to dress as his sister is pretty hot tbh



It's actually John.


i prefer tranny talk over this garbage


i would rather stab my own dick than talk about homestuck



Well of course *you* do.



that is not only preferable to salt's shit, but actually the morally correct reaction to spotting wonk



remember homestuck though



this but unironically




Typical fucking response from you.



don't respond to my posts


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I'll respond to you whatever way I want, you're so far beneath me you should feel lucky that anyone so high above you is even bothering to acknowledge your pathetic fucking existence.



vbery epic



[in satan voice] i like reviewbrah



didn't read; post hidden




If you didn't read it why did you take so long to respond



what about it



also hidden


me look at window think, hell yea you stupid bitch its just me and you and the death fuck of it all


why did the /co/boy even come here



how's it going

what are the news

que pasa


suicide is....sexy ?



why are the trannies not banned yet


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its still a house

thats really all there is to say on the matter



have you sold it yet

when am i getting my money



h...h...homestuck discussion

*turns into stone after saying the forbidden word*



>thats really all there is to say on the matter

holy fuck

epic homestuf ref...



Even talking about Homestuck makes their girlballs shrivel up, it's funny.



the screw came out of the vent on the roof so its sorta hanging

but the hole left over is too big for the screw, or even an anchor

and i don't know how to google how to fix this problem in a productive way


do i like

fill the hole with plaster or something, so i can redrill it



if the hole is in drywall you can get one of those big plastic screw plugs that you screw a proper screw into i think



no x2


also no



that's an anchor

i tried that, but the hole is too big for even that, it's fucked



That was the end of them. Hussie cancelled them because they underperformed greatly.




i guess fill it with plaster and jam one of those inside


also take a pic?


is this mr. bad guy



Congrats you got yourself a glory hole


You Are My Honey Homestuck General


kan where do you live


>[mom talks about feeling purposeless, dissatisfied, and creatively blocked, becomes frustrated quickly with minor obstacles]

<mom do you think you might be depressed

>yes definitely

<they have medicine for that you know

>oh no not for me

she thinks it's ridiculous that dad won't go for therapy or meds. it is ridiculous, mom





whose dick do i have to suck to get pilaf and mai and shu as a single character in dragon ball fighterz


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i want to suck on nadekos toes like they're the most delicious thing in the world


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Scandinavia As It Has Been Thoroughly Discussed Before


>devin nunes went on fox and friends and admitted the main claim of his memo wasn't true

whata chump!



what are your favorite stereotypes about the scandinavian languages


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

did someone say scandinavia


börk børk :-D



swedish jade?


head cannon: all of the kids and all of the trolls and the cherubs are actually swedish


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like here's the hole

and the second picture is it with the anchor in it

but the second i actually screw the grate in, the anchor is pulled from the hole by the weight of the grate, because the hole is too big

i dunno it's hard to google this kind of thing because the anchor is the usual solution given. i don't know if plaster is even something you're supposed to use for this sort of thing.


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can't believe i spent money on this


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SBGSB (super brainlet God super brainlet)







yeah i guess if you stuff some plaster in there then push in the anchor and wait until it's dry it might work



lol listen to how this guy says "measure"



so whens the sequel happening



when me and sponge decide to stop ignoring it


take your majoring tape


Out: sucking toes

In: sucking nose


i totally forgot i need to get my gazelle games torrents seeding again fuck


Neck Bites



go on...



From Behind And Accompanying A Surprise Hugging


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Nice, epic, I like it


this IPA keyboard is gonna kick my phone kaomoji game up THREE notches



i want to learn starcraft 2 so i can play as the zerg but theres so many words and i cant read


wheres that brokenspacebitch when you need him


starcraft 2 is poopy compared to brood war which is free btw



sit down kid, and watch a master

c]( > :o{D)-+-<|


he's on a snowboard


as my friend said, "finally, emoji you can pronounce out loud" oo woo


that one^ sounds kinda like guv! as in guv'na!, but the G is like in the Spanish lago so you don't do it all the way




>into VR, football, k-pop, bears, whisky, etc.




Did you think I was kidding when I used the term "numale"?




simply eric



>let’s plan a cosplay together

>me and my dead ex almost cosplayed latula and mituna


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., homestuck questions and answers for knight of space male with plot time ending for more peaceful virtuous " sessions " are q0-a3 , q1-a7 , q2-a5 , q3-a3 , q4-a7 , q5a-1 , q6-a5 , q7-a7 , q8-a2 , q9-a2 , q10-a6 , q11-a3 , q12-a1 , q13-a5 , q14-a2 , q15-a6 , stay peaceful virtuous , the universe is self-created , The Difinity , Θε Δελτα-Διφινιτυ , The Divine Infinite Unity , The Difinity , Θε Δελτα-Διφινιτυ , θε ονλυ τρυλυ ψεαχεφυλ φιρτυουσ βεινγ , σο σταυ σαφε , and remember homestuck is only a part of existence , the universes may change but the origin stays the same Θε Δελτα-Διφινιτυ ,.

., https://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/rvalle/hsquiz/hsquiz.html , homestuck quiz website ,.


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., https://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/rvalle/hsquiz/hsquiz.html , homestuck quiz website ,.

., this is no cost information , thanks be to The Divine Infinite Unity , The Difinity , Θε Δελτα-Διφινιτυ , ΘανΧσ Δελτα-Διφινιτυ ,!


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., the exam results can be adjusted for females and perhaps also non-descript gender players , please stay safe , the plot is always The Difinity , Θε Δελτα-Διφινιτυ , plain Difinity in English normal , and in " Greek " , Δελτα-Διφινιτυ , and yes this is also no cost information , thanks be to Θε Δελτα-Διφινιτυ , ΘανΧσ Δελτα-Διφινιτυ , and remember players , thespian or simulators , there are nations outside of their true boundaries lost in the orient such as india and the ukraine that must return back to scandinavia to seal away the nations safely like denmark got sealed , and again , thanks be for this no cost information and any other peaceful virtuous help be to Θε Δελτα-Διφινιτυ , ΘανΧσ Δελτα-Διφινιτυ ,!

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