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File: 237bc0179474780⋯.gif (403.93 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1515913538475.gif)

 No.1118863

shit old: >>1118110

 No.1118866

File: 24f4b21c9d4cc5e⋯.png (286.68 KB, 1280x1002, 640:501, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1118867

File: b710d6ec6baa9ec⋯.gif (985.1 KB, 320x240, 4:3, epicnudestuck.gif)


 No.1118868

rose sending mouthpics to dave


 No.1118869

<You're certain these images are just for artistic reference, Dave?


 No.1118870

vore is badong


 No.1118871

>>1118870

it's epic


 No.1118872

>>1118866

what the fuck


 No.1118873

File: 3673ab7543c1049⋯.jpg (545.08 KB, 1964x1700, 491:425, metal gear.jpg)


 No.1118874

>>1118866

this is epic


 No.1118875

>I noticed you used those references I sent you.

>The resulting artwork seems to be clogging the shower drain.


 No.1118876

>>1118875

extremely epic post


 No.1118877

vwore is inherently subwversive and queer bec[gets eaten midwvord]


 No.1118878

jesus christ how horrifying


 No.1118879

we dont riff on aus anymore

remember that

remember van!aradia and 8ean Quean


 No.1118880

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I usually don't care for iosys but I like this


 No.1118881

>>1118880

this is unironically neato


 No.1118882

File: 14f131f77714a38⋯.png (465.29 KB, 781x1000, 781:1000, marc jacobs invite.png)

>>1118879

no stop remembering when HSG made things together is painful


 No.1118883

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

hey so uh

this is really fucking good


 No.1118884

>geno


 No.1118885

wesley "the nickel" aufscheisse


 No.1118886

does anyone else remember when spongelord took his girl pills and showed us his feminine girlbenip

she was a good girl


 No.1118887


 No.1118888

remember when that thing you wish would happen but didn't happen happened?


 No.1118889

goo night hsg


 No.1118890

>>1118888

oh man remember the 3D hiveswap two part game with upcoming 6^6 act epilogue series in the works that literally put competitors out of business by perfecting the genre


 No.1118891

remember when laci green vored me and i was still alive when she shit me out


 No.1118892

File: 27ab26f80478873⋯.jpg (106.61 KB, 640x462, 320:231, IMG_1025.JPG)


 No.1118893

File: f664d7b56f8ecbe⋯.png (43.89 KB, 650x437, 650:437, tdf-sry.png)

I have no idea how long a gene typically is but I wasn't expecting TDF AKA SRY to fit in this little space


 No.1118894

hello cumlords and cumladies


 No.1118895

>>1118894

I'll have you know I am a cumserf


 No.1118896

>>1118895

get back to the fields and harvest the parsnips you filthy cumserf


 No.1118897

a cumjester


 No.1118898

>>1118897

don't shoot the cummessenger here but this is your tucute gender


 No.1118899

>>1118894

hi stabs

wanna vore me


 No.1118900

>>1118899

no i just did a charcoal shot yesterday you'll mess up my s y s t e m


 No.1118901

cumhostler


 No.1118902

>>1118900

>charcoal shot

???


 No.1118903

>>1118894

i prefer cumviscount


 No.1118904

activated charcoal is the most disgusting thing i have ever had


 No.1118905

my ultimate goal is to be a lesbian groom in an Elizabethan sex comedy, like I take care of the horses of the manor and I'm also fucking the young lord's bride-to-be, but it's cool because he's fucking my brother, and there's endless wordplay and mistaken identity around the word 'groom' and I'm your strong-yet-gentle lesbian lover who smells strongly of horse


 No.1118906

>>1118905

>Elizabethan sex comedy

sounds fun


 No.1118907

File: eac604b03aaa8f0⋯.jpg (38.61 KB, 474x801, 158:267, spice.jpg)

>>1118902

ginger

lemon

coconut water

activated charcoal

very gingery


 No.1118908

>>1118892

what an awful first panel


 No.1118909

>>1118907

>activated charcoal

that sounds

awful


 No.1118910

>>1118908

you're right, it should be right- or left-aligned, or even staggered diagonally

straight down the middle cues you to think maybe you should be reading top-down, then left-right


 No.1118911

>>1118909

you really can't taste/feel anything but the ginger

maybe if you sipped it you could


 No.1118912

>>1118911

do you just down it in one go


 No.1118913

i had to drink like 20 oz of activated charcoal when i od'd and it felt like i was drinking mushy gravel


 No.1118914

>>1118912

ideally

it took me two


 No.1118915

>>1118910

no, idiot

it spoils the joke


 No.1118916

>>1118914

im pretty used to drinking nasty stuff so i can cheat and do it all in one go without it touching my tongue

i could not do the same for the orange drink you told me about a few years ago and the sweetness made me gag too much


 No.1118917

I don't really "drink" "alcohol" unless someone says "does anyone want to do shots"

every moment is a good moment to show off how good I am at shots

>>1118915

oh. I dunno, I kinda think knowing where the joke's going makes the bizarre setup more fun


 No.1118918

>>1118917

your way of enjoying the joke is weird

as is, it literally puts the punchline first. and then puts the punchline at the end

so when youre at it youre like

well

i already knew that


 No.1118919

i want epicgirl to squirt her gurt into my mouth again


 No.1118920

>>1118916

orange drink?

it wasn't gross, just gingery


 No.1118921

girls dont even have anything that can be described as "gurt"like


 No.1118922

>>1118919

you should uh, maybe take her to a doctor


 No.1118923

>>1118921

maybe she has an infection


 No.1118924

>>1118922

it’s healthy for women to squirt!

>>1118921

of course you wouldn’t know, grant


 No.1118925

>>1118920

the stuff they make you take before endoscopy/colonoscopy

had to do both in a row in my case

i just meant gross stuff in general, figuring out how to get past my body thought was poison was pretty great


 No.1118926

>>1118894

????????????


 No.1118927

>>1118924

how do u know im not abiology major

women dont have "gurt"

they aint got penises either but thats another story


 No.1118928

>>1118925

oh god i'm triggered

i had to do both the first time and they gave me this like, grape shit

the second time was worse cause they gave me like two gallons of licorice flavored shit

in like 6 months i'll be due to start having colonoscopys yearly

how time flies


 No.1118929

>>1118927

do you not know what squirting is dude


 No.1118930

>>1118918

yeah, I guess surprise doesn't make or break a joke for me, but this also isn't my first time seeing the comic. maybe starting off knowing that this is a joke about anime sets me up to think 'cartoons for perverts' is the whole joke, so the weakened 'last name is anime' punchline has its own sorta expectation-defiance thing

I don't really tell jokes? I get laughs from the way I tell stories, but they don't really have punchlines, I just sorta set up the situation and gradually turn it on its head


 No.1118931

>>1118924

ew no

also it should not be of yogurt thicc ness


 No.1118932

>>1118928

it was pretty awful for me because i dislike really sweet stuff

also the sedatives did not put me out so i was aware of what was going on and pissed off the entire time

i dont even remember why i had to do it i think it was just random


 No.1118933


 No.1118934

>>1118931

that gurt that was squirted into me shouldn’t be confused with the fictional gurt in my upcoming hypercomic, sorry


 No.1118935

>>1118932

my first one i woke up during the colonoscopy part, but i couldnt move or talk

legs all spread and shit, could feel the camera in my bunghole

saw my insides on a giant tv screen

they were all like "go to sleep just take a nap"

what if i had been having surgery where they cut me open and woke up what the fuck

it was an unpleasant experience for a 14 year old


 No.1118936

>>1118935

ouch yeah its awkward waking up for that stuff, all it did was make me slightly tired and irritable

one of the nurses noticed me wanting to murder them the entire time it was snaking through

for the next one i told them to absolutely make sure i was out for real and they said they would but they still fucked that up

what a horrible time


 No.1118937

>>1118929

its piss


 No.1118938

>>1118936

my style of humor goes more

>start at point A

>head off in one direction

<180-degree volta

>end up back at point A facing the opposite direction

>>1118935

>>1118936

god, I'm so lucky, I went down/came back up nice and easy for the colonoscopy and the upper endoscopy


 No.1118939

>>1118937

it’s only part piss

and honestly that only makes it sexier to me


 No.1118940

>>1118938

it didnt help that i have tolerance for literally all of the sedatives they used

they probably werent taking that into account


 No.1118941

wow, I'm really glad I keep fucking up on my quotes


 No.1118942

File: 8313677e6803f42⋯.jpg (138.77 KB, 650x459, 650:459, raki (kuroe)_girls und pan….jpg)

i really like monster hunter


 No.1118943

>>1118936

the second time they gave me some good shit, like not even enough time to count to ten and i was out

that time i was like 19

my adult/nonpediatric gastroenterologist was so much better then my pediatric one

also was the same one my friends mom saw


 No.1118944

>>1118942

it's pretty fun yeah


 No.1118945

>>1118942

oh you really like monster hunter?


 No.1118946

let it be known that i won the squirt argument


 No.1118947

>>1118945

im bad at it but yeah

Me and my friend are going to set up ppsspp netplay and hunt together


 No.1118948

I'm surprised that i even woke up given that i was like crazy anemic and 100 pounds when i had mine. i ignored the fact that i was shitting blood 40+ times a day until my mom was like what the fuck why is there blood in the toilet

although honestly she probably should've noticed something was wrong way earlier

i was like two treatment escalations away from losing my entire colon

like the option after the immunosupressants was remicade and after that was butt removal


 No.1118949

>>1118946

squirting isn't real and also is gross


 No.1118950

why is my Internet so much worse at night? I've read this greentext but I really don't think my dad's got the WiFi set up to kick me every few minutes


 No.1118951

>>1118948

i’m glad your butt wasn’t removed


 No.1118952

stabs, settle this for us

do u gurt


 No.1118953

>>1118943

if i didnt have sleep issues i think i wouldve been out easier, or if they had used nitrous and something more

i did all of that when i was 20 and im still worried im gonna have to do it all again at some point

i think its really burned into my memory because literally right after the procedure i had to go watch kung fu panda 3 in theatres while i was still kind of out of it


 No.1118954

>>1118949

it’s real, dude

just because you can’t doesn’t mean other vagina-havers don’t


 No.1118955

oh she said


 No.1118956

>>1118951

me too i like having it

>>1118952

I've never been in a gurtable incident

i'm less then 6 years away from being a wizard

>>1118953

once i hit 25 i'm supposed to get them yearly which is fucking gay

>>1118954

to be fair i have never attempted


 No.1118957

ive had this cold or something stuck in an early stage for like, 5 or 6 days now

what the fug


 No.1118958

>>1118956

do you not want to or something? you’re pretty cute so that’s kind of confusing

also your upcoming wizardhood may be why you’ve never experienced a spurt of gurt


 No.1118959

>>1118956

if i ever have to do it again im just gonna sedate the fuck out of myself before i go in

not taking any risks like that

>>1118957

what exactly is early stage

i dont remember what colds are like


 No.1118960

File: 888d733565a7c36⋯.jpg (101.49 KB, 1158x658, 579:329, virgin.jpg)


 No.1118961

>>1118957

are you eating trash like you do, grant? are you eating shit? are you eating shit, grant? hey grant, (!) are you eating shit?


 No.1118962

>might be in New Orleans next week

the fusion of benley begins...


 No.1118963

>>1118961

suck your add and tug your nuts bitch idiot


 No.1118964

>>1118959

its been like

mostly a little throat pain and coughing

was some muscle pain ut thats mostly gone

>>1118961

nah

yesterday we had a real nice lunch up at this place in the mountains

i had some vegetable soup, she had a salad

then this like, beef stew thing with carrots and green beans and mashed potatoes


 No.1118965

>>1118959

we can start a butt club

>>1118958

i don't really go anywhere conducive to finding a relationship and i'm awkward as fuck

and I have a lot of issues

#actual trash


 No.1118966

>>1118963

log off


 No.1118967

>>1118966

die imposter


 No.1118968

my fakes are always such low effort


 No.1118969

>>1118964

oh, that’s pretty great actually

>>1118965

i’ll hit you up after my gf leaves me and we’ll fall in love (assuming, of course, you’ll send me mouthpics)


 No.1118970


 No.1118971

>>1118969

that's a weord request


 No.1118972

>>1118971

is it weird or is it epic?


 No.1118973

File: 9de863322b4b4b6⋯.jpg (69.27 KB, 669x1004, 669:1004, The_Funeral_Director.jpg)


 No.1118974

>>1118964

i got done dealing with the worst sore throat and cough the other week

i should even be dealing with sore throats anymore i got my tonsils removed for that shit

just eat some cough drops, theyre good and have nutrients

>>1118965

"butt club" is a phrase that keeps coming back to haunt me


 No.1118975

File: d04830216a9b13d⋯.jpg (143.17 KB, 700x1000, 7:10, Bb10-dan1.jpg)


 No.1118976

cough drops has mercury in them


 No.1118977

>>1118976

mercury is nutrients


 No.1118978

>>1118976

which kind of mercury


 No.1118979

ive been taking expired dayquil gel pills each day and theyve been seeming to do wonders

opr maybe im just like

only very slightly sick and itsx worst after i just wokeu p


 No.1118980

since ive been taking the multivitamin my "its almost bed time and i NEED to eat MEAT" has stopped


 No.1118981

>>1118979

right after waking up and around bed time is when that stuff is the worst

i cant do those gel pills though i just retch them out


 No.1118982

File: 888260c3d8e0e6e⋯.png (1.51 MB, 810x1080, 3:4, 6901f5a02789651464a013cec5….png)

>experimental switch and vita emulators


 No.1118983

File: c5533ab1e9693d8⋯.gif (90.96 KB, 364x358, 182:179, boot.gif)

got me that productive anxiety again

lost like 5 pounds since sunday

sleep less

house so clean

save money by not being hungry

cool


 No.1118984

>>1118983

oh hey just like me


 No.1118985

why was there even a pocket knife in my camera bag


 No.1118986

i believe that she will win! i believe that she will win! i believe that she will win!


 No.1118987

that reminds me i gotta get a new knife


 No.1118988

>>1118984

b e s t f r i e n d


 No.1118989

>>1118988

not being able to eat because of stress and losing weight just from sleeping kicks ass

hello new best friend (the spot was recently vacated congrats)


 No.1118990

*shapeshifts into a white supremacist*


 No.1118991

why are there dudes who are, like, really into how much they masturbate

like they run blogs about masturbating a lot and bond with other dudes about being 'bators' who 'goon' (make weird faces while they jack it) and reblog posts that say "REBLOG IF YOU'RE MASTURBATING RIGHT NOW!" and act like it's really raunchy and depraved that they jack off a lot

what mistakes do you have to make in life to end up with a sex life entirely orbiting around masturbating? like you and your boyfriend could be kissing and doing frot or something but instead you're jacking off while making weird faces and calling each other 'bro'


 No.1118992

*shapeshifts into ben*

*goes on a mass shooting*


 No.1118993

if you're going to develop a fetish for masturbation you should at least have the dignity to have a fetish for someone else masturbating


 No.1118994

*violently slams barbell against chest during bench press*

LIGHTWEIGHT, BABY!!!!!


 No.1118995

>>1118989

i'm gonna get so much done before i eventually burn out and cry in public

at least this time it won't be in front of my boss because i don't really have one


 No.1118996

that’s still not even close to as bad as the balloon fetish or vacuum fetish


 No.1118997

>>1118991

i dont really understand them personally

i kinda knew someone whose identity seemed to be based solely around masturbation and it was always uncomfortable chatting because he would just work it into every single subject somehow

like goddamn dude i seriously dont care about how you whack it for seven hours straight every day


 No.1118998

my gf lets me jerk off with her because i’m afraid of people touching my dick


 No.1118999

File: 6d35586e7f29274⋯.png (15.84 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 1348433445308.png)


 No.1119000

File: 33286c938de7fab⋯.png (328.4 KB, 550x407, 50:37, ClipboardImage.png)

having a fetish for masturbation is like.......

>>1118998

that's a different thing really


 No.1119001

>>1119000

it is, yeah. but it’s epic to share


 No.1119002

>>1118995

im in my burnout period right now after dealing with a shitty last two months, waiting for my energy to return so i can get things done

i still need to get a job again, i lost my really nice one after a 'friend' told me to drop everything and "follow ur heart :)" and move across the entire country with zero planning

im still really fuckin bitter about that and how stupid i was for listening holy shit


 No.1119003

it's not the sex act

it's the erotic culture and, like, weird sportsmanship focusing around the highly taboo practice of touching your dick


 No.1119004

oh fuck i need potassium

that’s what this is


 No.1119005

maybe I'm easily amused but there's not much funnier than being a gay and starting a rant with 'let's get homophobic for a second' when you want to complain about some other gays


 No.1119006

>>1119005

so, you're gay, is what you're telling us


 No.1119007

>>1119006

hey rev, do you wanna suck my dick and swallow my seed?


 No.1119008

>>1119006

no, what? that's old news

new news is me being homophobic for tyler oakley


 No.1119009

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/feb/6/illegal-immigrant-deported-44-times-15-years-tops-/?utm_source=RSS_Feed&utm_medium=RSS

>One Mexican managed to get deported 44 times in 15 years — which means he also managed to sneak back across the border at least that many times.

build that wall

add in drones that are capable of mortar strikes


 No.1119010

anyway

good night


 No.1119011

build the fucking wall!


 No.1119012

>>1119009

stop reminding me how terrible you are

anyway 44x-deported dude is GOAT


 No.1119013

it’s almost like mexico is a shithole or something


 No.1119014

how come it's tyrannical governmental overstep when economic activity is regulated but disrupting human migration is a self-evident good


 No.1119015

>>1119012

if u think this criminal is good ur a idiot


 No.1119016

>>1119014

because we don’t have a global nation yet

economic activity that’s within the country, as opposed to immigrants from outside the country. hmmm 🤔🤔🤔


 No.1119017

>>1119015

migration is a human right and deportation is an atrocity. it's called civil disobedience, ethicslet


 No.1119018

>>1119017

i can’t tell if this supposed to be a joke or not


 No.1119019

protip: when the time for the colonoscopy comes knocking you can just kill yourself to avoid doing it


 No.1119020

if migration is such a human right then why can’t i move to thule


 No.1119021


 No.1119022

>>1119016

>economic activity that’s within the country

ahh, yes, how could I forget? we're only deregulating intranational economic activity

anyway I don't think it's obvious that countries have a right to exist or define/control borders


 No.1119023

>>1119022

god dude i don’t even see the world like this when i’m tripping and i do truly believe authority to be an delusion

what the fuck are you talking about. they obviously have that right because they enforce it and have throughout history


 No.1119024

i know rights aren’t real but you’re acting like it’s this new outrageous thing instead of something possibly older than recorded history

tribalism isn’t dead yet


 No.1119025

it’s not like there’s no way to legally immigrate into this country

and i bet you think it’s a fallacy that the illegals make it harder for those people to obtain citizenship


 No.1119026

you know what we should really do? we should annex mexico. fuck the wall, we’ll take the whole god damn country because that’s obviously what we want

(we’re publicly executing all their politicians down to the local level don’t worry)


 No.1119027

emperor norton can’t protect mexico anymore!


 No.1119028

>>1119026

not entirely a bad idea, honestly


 No.1119029

if the mexicans are being mexiCANTs about cleaning up their country we might as well step in and take control


 No.1119030

>>1119028

we have to figure out a way to get mexicans to stop littering first

publicly maim litterers?


 No.1119031

>>1119026

>>1119028

you can't stop at the local level

you have to get rid of every level of the government

this includes all the people who currently pay off anybody in the police, the police, probably the fire departments too because hey, they're right there

and let's be real

if they didn't want to be part of america, why are so many of them crossing the border illegally? let's just fucking roll over them, and keep going, right down to peru, we might as well control as much of central america as we can


 No.1119032

>>1119031

why stop there


 No.1119033

>>1119032

have to give the countries we annex five to ten years to adjust, while we put in the effort to improve key infrastructure and change some things.

then keep rolling on south.


 No.1119034

every mexican will be vored by american-bought gigantic korean homonculi girls


 No.1119035

>>1119033

oh true, i forgot to take that into consideration


 No.1119036

File: de850980ac6600b⋯.jpg (95.43 KB, 893x806, 893:806, DVX4wpeV4AA9D_p.jpg large.jpg)

alright my phone stopped having a fucking vibration seizure, since I took the damn battery out

good night


 No.1119037

>>1119034

do you live around mexicans


 No.1119038

>>1119037

who doesn’t


 No.1119039

you get facefucked by what you assume is some kind of parasite but it turns out to just be a chill endomutualist that lives in your digestive system and gives you magneto/electroception


 No.1119040

>tfw no at-will bodyshaping symbiote gf


 No.1119041

symbiosis... cool

sentient endonanonets... cool

want to share my body with something that kinda has its own mind but it's hard to tell where it stops and I end

need to share my body with something that kinda has its own mind but it's hard to tell where it stops and I end


 No.1119042

I'm gonna be a games journalist and my schtick is that instead of being coy about how bad I am at video games I'm openly terrible at video games

>"still can't get the hang of the controls but my deaths are pretty funny and the scenery I get lost in is gorgeous, 8/10"


 No.1119043

tulpa


 No.1119044

i dont even bother reading game reviews anymore because there are so many that come out on the same day of release a few hours later, and you know that means this person hasn't even beaten the game yet which is so frustrating to see

you can just put yourself in a position of credibility and then give a review on a game you havent finished or fully experienced


 No.1119045

the same goes to music reviewers

you cant review a album in just a day!


 No.1119046

>>1119044

remember all the mass effect 3 reviews that hadn't gotten to the ending yet


 No.1119047

File: cb4ed6db3f5e2a4⋯.jpeg (99.02 KB, 750x750, 1:1, F0319D3D-A0C8-42F4-9DE2-E….jpeg)


 No.1119048

fr tbh real talk though our politics are so god damn stupid we won’t have a country in fifteen years if this keeps up. i guess we don’t really have it now though, do we? never in lifetimes, maybe

goodnight hsg


 No.1119049

>>1119048

this would be true if trump wasn't president


 No.1119050

File: d8abd0c54d69dac⋯.jpg (194.27 KB, 650x813, 650:813, 1517980624082.jpg)

Rate this epic


 No.1119051

>>1119050

tl;dr/10


 No.1119052

File: 8812b7a44d70e3d⋯.jpg (472.89 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, 1518001108061.jpg)

rate THIS epic


 No.1119053


 No.1119054

>stayed up long enough to get hungry again

why do this to myself?


 No.1119055

>>1118950

the fuck kind of kid doesn't have their parents' router administration password?


 No.1119056

its a "nasally genji main who wont let go of the voice chat key" kinda match


 No.1119057

It's an overwatch kind of hell


 No.1119058

so cold

so cold


 No.1119059

i just saw a recipe for sweetcorn ice cream and this is doing nothing for my mood


 No.1119060

i like seeing ppl on /a/ mad


 No.1119061

>>1119060

about what


 No.1119062

>>1119061

well, right now its tsuredure children ending


 No.1119063

>>1118956

>femwizard

epic


 No.1119064

let's become wizards together hsg


 No.1119065


 No.1119066

can wizards have sex with each other?


 No.1119067

bros don't fuck


 No.1119068

scottish guy teach me the ways of your people


 No.1119069

File: 727b5797511cdc8⋯.jpg (141.81 KB, 437x591, 437:591, 1371651533783.jpg)


 No.1119070

do you think muten roushi is a virgin


 No.1119071

File: 58e81bb4563c7d3⋯.png (28.93 KB, 173x334, 173:334, 1323637293214.png)

>>1119069

I wish the japanese were more into homestuck

I want a doujin of rose getting summoned by a bunch of wizards and having a train run on her

fun fact when it's wizards they call it running the hogwarts express


 No.1119072

I want to make my dick disappear into Rose's platform 9 and 3/4!


 No.1119073

>>1119071

i'd translate homestuck to japanese if it weren't for all of the various reasons not to do it


 No.1119074

just get an english speaking jap to read it

like shindol


 No.1119075

>>1119074

>english speaking jap

uhhhhmmmmm???


 No.1119076

>>1119074

>shindol

whomst


 No.1119077


 No.1119078

>>1119077

they don't exist you idiot


 No.1119079

>>1119077

>hentai doujin artist

grant......


 No.1119080

File: 6fd6e2c163642af⋯.png (458.31 KB, 600x600, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

FAIRY BIBLE


 No.1119081

>>1119079

ive been posting on /a/ for literally like

11 years

i know a lot of shit


 No.1119082

legitimately nearing 11 years


 No.1119083

u fuckin trolls


 No.1119084


 No.1119085

>>1119084

pot, kettle, et al


 No.1119086

tfw accidentally making hsg post in another thread on another board


 No.1119087

File: e555394ecd41c47⋯.png (296.43 KB, 762x1024, 381:512, 1334952146070.png)

Oh I was looking for this picture a long time ago


 No.1119088


 No.1119089

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1119088

>same composer as this


 No.1119090

File: fac16cfe9f70fe9⋯.webm (2.73 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1517995263311[1].webm)


 No.1119091

>>1119090

is this one of those shows about people struggling with mental illnesses


 No.1119092

i see the new gundam build fighters thing has a cat girl

i watch the new gundam build fighters thing


 No.1119093

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

the vid is trash but look at the channel name


 No.1119094

File: 5860415a78065a0⋯.png (466.52 KB, 1280x807, 1280:807, tumblr_m8a44qKj0e1rorjnzo1….png)

I pat down my autistic weaboo gf's cheese pizza with paper towels for thirty minutes because I love her just that much


 No.1119095

i hate sfv ryu and sakura in monster hunter. they look so awkward in it. it's like a bad mod.


 No.1119096

>>1119094

who's dA's mum supposed to be


 No.1119097

>>1119096

elfwood


 No.1119098

>>1119097

damn that's a fucking pull


 No.1119099

i hate ytpmv where the samples they use are so incredibly short and stretched out that they are completely unrecognizable and just sound like basic waves.


 No.1119100

File: ffa570c2519dd7f⋯.jpg (99.52 KB, 640x700, 32:35, IMG_1026.JPG)


 No.1119101

>>1119044

isn't that the point of review copies


 No.1119102

>>1119101

they still do not play the entirety of the game or even attempt to


 No.1119103

there's a lovely article from some game journalism magazine about how entitled and whiny gamers are for getting so angry over mass effect 3's ending

and there's a tiny disclaimer included that says the journalist writing all this hasn't finished the game yet

it's so perfect, i wish i'd saved it


 No.1119104

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.1119105

dog is dreamin


 No.1119106

shes whining in her sleep

i want to wake her up and tell her its ok, but maybe shes chasing a dream rabbit or somethin and i'd ruin it


 No.1119107

empty your balls down my throat and tell me i'm a good boy


 No.1119108

>>1119107

shut up shitto


 No.1119109


 No.1119110

File: 62cfe5f96a623e4⋯.png (18.61 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 6.png)


 No.1119111

>playing monhun with a philly cheese steak sandwich and lemon sweet tea

comfy


 No.1119112

>watching dragon ball while fasting

send help


 No.1119113

>>1119112

dont you want to be fit like goku?


 No.1119114

>playing monhun while buried under a blanket

acceptable


 No.1119115

File: 9ae914ec08c01f4⋯.png (182.24 KB, 485x423, 485:423, tumblr_n5sum7yo6Q1sl0jqxo1….png)

pat my head and call me a good girl


 No.1119116

>>1119113

i don't have alien physiology and watching goku eat makes fasting at least twice as hard.

>>1119115

are you a girl?


 No.1119117

File: 1c45e7838d2d230⋯.jpg (249.06 KB, 630x600, 21:20, ef227624b3957638e792a3313f….jpg)

>>1119116

irrelevant


 No.1119118

>>1119117

i'm not going to pet you if you aren't a girl you fag


 No.1119119

File: c8c326a9f985c87⋯.gif (1021.36 KB, 421x389, 421:389, 1510742111085.gif)

>professionally paid writer

>indicate your characters are yelling by putting their text in caps


 No.1119120

File: c6173dca8c4734e⋯.png (108.28 KB, 284x449, 284:449, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1119121


 No.1119122

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

i cannot believe people actually do not like this song


 No.1119123


 No.1119124

>>1119122

I thought it was a joke song when I first heard it in shut up and jam gaiden


 No.1119125

File: 48b9ee294a86d57⋯.png (49.99 KB, 635x386, 635:386, Capture.PNG)


 No.1119126

this mince is three days past the use-by date

but me hunghung...


 No.1119127


 No.1119128

let's watch good burger


 No.1119129

>>1119121

man

somehow fetishes still surprise me


 No.1119130

>Knockout 221 (It's a female)

wew


 No.1119131

>>1119126

the war on hungies will by necessity have casualties

do what you must, soldier


 No.1119132

>Rotten Tomatoes gives [Good Burger] a score of 32% based on reviews from 38 critics and an average rating of 4.2/10.

just destroy this whole planet


 No.1119133

good burger is the godhand of films


 No.1119134

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

it's funny how as the power levels rise in dragon ball, they use this sound effect more and more


 No.1119135

>>1119134

the smash brothers bat sound?


 No.1119136

>>1119135

it's a little different, and also dragon ball did it first


 No.1119137

>>1119136

yeah but smash brothers > dragonball


 No.1119138

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme

sweet mashups edition

brought to you by "norwegian recycling"


 No.1119139

>>1119094

what would post scratch hsg be like


 No.1119140

>>1119139

this is post scratch hsg


 No.1119141

>>1119140

huh is he?


 No.1119142

she up

she monkeynoising


 No.1119143

[sand people noises]


 No.1119144

File: d12cc41cc51ae84⋯.png (521.52 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 1517880451760.png)

i love how many replies posts like this get on /fit/


 No.1119145

>>1119144

YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT


 No.1119146

do the harlem shake!!!!!!!


 No.1119147

I want a Goonies/Stranger Things-esque story that reflects modern online friendship.

Like, instead of kids living in the same town fighting a monster, it’s a group of online friends from different parts of the world fighting a world-ending threat, like aliens or wait fuck thats homestuck nevermind


 No.1119148

oppan gangam style!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 No.1119149

oppai gangnam style


 No.1119150

File: 48846bc30938f84⋯.jpg (85.83 KB, 1108x788, 277:197, open-gundam-style_o_768500.jpg)


 No.1119151

>>1119147

homestuck did do some genius things

the kids were meant to showcase this new form of deep, genuine online friendship that's emerged in the last decade, and this was hammered in by them not meeting up in the medium for the long time .

but that was before hussie realized how profitable catering to shippers was


 No.1119152

Homestuck was a mistake


 No.1119153

i have completely submitted to the ghostwriter theory

not because of any new evidence, but just because i want it to be real


 No.1119154

i dunno, i think it is very reasonable to think that hussie got tired and started taking more input from all of the other people he already got involved in the series.


 No.1119155

>>1119153

I genuinely think it's the only acceptable theory

He wouldn't intentionally tank the franchise because money

So it's either a traumatic brain injury or he hired a ghostwriter who was not able to replicate his style


 No.1119156

>>1119153

its not true anon

accept that he just wrote bad

is it true that the post-retcon stuff was like 30% of the comic by wordcount, i heard that statistic thrown around but i never bothered to check


 No.1119157

Sometimes I actively regret ever reading this stupid comic


 No.1119158

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1119159

AU where i've never read Homestuck, i've never frequented HSG and i'm a normal human being with friends


 No.1119160

remember people thinking post retcon was written by calliope and thats why it was so bad


 No.1119161

>>1119159

i've taken multiple years-long breaks from hsg

and i've learned it has nothing to do with this place

we were born to shitpost, anon. if it wasn't hsg, it'd be somewhere else.


 No.1119162

>>1119161

me too

i always come back, and it always just feels right.


 No.1119163

>>1119160

where's that theory where it was written by caliborn again


 No.1119164

>>1119162

i've poisoned many happy innocent little generals during my breaks

i've shitposted some to death, not because i wanted to, but because i had to

hsg is a perfect receptacle

the broth sustains us, but it also contains us


 No.1119165

File: 7fecdf8bc37ec62⋯.jpg (61.18 KB, 576x432, 4:3, mpv-shot0160.jpg)

trigger discipline!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 No.1119166

>>1119163

oh the one where it was all secretly part of homosuck or whatever


 No.1119167

>>1119165

that trigger is pulled


 No.1119168

what's all this about a retcon? i think i might have stopped reading before it.


 No.1119169

>>1119168

hussie erases

like

2 years maybe?

of the comic, via time travel

so he can bring back vriska


 No.1119170

>>1119168

John gained powers to teleports to literally any point of the comic without consequence and he uses it to bring back Vriska


 No.1119171

hmmm i feel like i maybe remember the arm thing....


 No.1119172

did literally anything come from the retcon powers besides vriska's revival

i can't remember any other consequence


 No.1119173

john could have retcon teleported LE into the white void space without his coat and left him there but nah lol lets bring back vriska

>>1119172

he also rewrote terezis teenage romance and interrupted lemonsnout's trial


 No.1119174

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1119168

remember the meteor trip?

no you don't

>>1119172

let's all go on a trip down memory lane


 No.1119175

>>1119174

i am not ever clicking that, wonkstopher


 No.1119176

>>1119174

post: hidden


 No.1119177

>>1119172

It validated fujos.


 No.1119178

>>1119155

I mean his game failed a shitload right as his dad died and he fell in with Shelby-style people. That'd fuck anyone up.


 No.1119179

>>1119100

>this was too far but the Thomas the Tank Engine deathclaws weren't


 No.1119180

i would click a thousand rev links before clicking that video


 No.1119181

and I would click five hun-dred revlinks

and I would click five hun-dred more


 No.1119182

Vriska was pushed on us so hard when she was alive and dead and then alive again that I almost wonder if Hussie wished Karkat would have bit it during murderstuck but he talked too much with the humans and was already the "leader"

so he just kept him on the sidelines and his ultimate destiny was crying and then getting knocked out by his own side


 No.1119183

Hussie's never been good at showing vs telling, post retcon it just got worse.


 No.1119184

so like... did he actually delete a ton of shit?


 No.1119185

>>1119184

narratively, years worth of shit never happened


 No.1119186

>>1119184

Pretty much all of Act 6 from the non-alpha perspective. Which is much relevant, just Davesprite dating Jade and Terezi dating Dave. So basically fucking up Dave's dating life.


 No.1119187

>>1119185

not like, deleted from the website. but yes, he completely erased 2 years+ of the comic because he regretted killing off vriska too early.


 No.1119188

>>1119187

was meant for

>>1119184


 No.1119189

File: b788f15b14e7254⋯.png (208.61 KB, 350x350, 1:1, Sburb_Album_cover-1-.png)

Fun fact: John put his hand inside the window that represented himself

so


 No.1119190

File: 2938b8272fcb249⋯.jpg (248.95 KB, 1356x757, 1356:757, 2938b8272fcb24958dbf90673d….jpg)

@tumut


 No.1119191

planet of the revtards


 No.1119192

File: 22c487ddf8e35ac⋯.jpg (64.94 KB, 1080x602, 540:301, 1502825996565.jpg)


 No.1119193

>>1119190

true anguish


 No.1119194

File: 734a74cde9b728a⋯.jpg (58.63 KB, 763x757, 763:757, 1500728389772.jpg)


 No.1119195

File: 4bc40c115277424⋯.jpg (73.5 KB, 540x540, 1:1, wake.jpg)


 No.1119196

>>1119190

>do i really have to brush my teeth ;_;

almost a deal breaker


 No.1119197

a planet where people capable of hearing are the ones treated as disabled


 No.1119198

File: 8afe8419b3d92d2⋯.png (50.2 KB, 179x250, 179:250, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1119199

*clips into thread while t posing*


 No.1119200

>>1119199

Joey?!


 No.1119201


 No.1119202

File: 093c0caee66523a⋯.png (263.17 KB, 787x447, 787:447, 1518031071818.png)


 No.1119203

File: 4f151724f21fe36⋯.jpg (73.74 KB, 640x480, 4:3, mpv-shot0139.jpg)


 No.1119204

>>1119202

almost thought this was real for a minute


 No.1119205

>>1119202

I sighed so hard that I blacked out for a few seconds


 No.1119206

we have to actually stop trollcall


 No.1119207

>>1119204

it's not?


 No.1119208

is this trollcall especially bad or what

ive opened maybe like 3 of them total


 No.1119209

gah why is browsing socially capable people's tumblrs so addicting


 No.1119210

File: 8ea297542caaa1f⋯.png (154.34 KB, 750x563, 750:563, concerned nep.png)

>>1119202

@whatpumpkin


 No.1119211

>>1119208

that one that eats asses - like, cuts them off people and physically eats them - was interesting


 No.1119212

File: 39c75ae09f58649⋯.jpg (167.59 KB, 1420x1825, 284:365, 05-brendan-fraser.nocrop.w….jpg)


 No.1119213

>reached a point where the trollcalls are so shitty, i thought it was just a parody

can we go lower


 No.1119214

okay i opened this one too

yeah thats pretty bad


 No.1119215

>>1119213

we can

so don't ask that question again


 No.1119216

<troll jewish


 No.1119217

actually, someone should submit "Getall Revdup" and see if they accept it


 No.1119218

>>1119217

rev it isn't submission based


 No.1119219

also i just clicked the tumblr link and do they really shill the extended zodiac test every time they post one of these


 No.1119220

>>1119217

never change rev


 No.1119221

>>1119217

these aren't user submitted

this is literally the best whatpumpkin can do


 No.1119222

>>1119218

>>1119220

>>1119221

so? it's worth trying


 No.1119223

rev's unique wisdom


 No.1119224

whatpumpkin isn't that incompetent

they know if they slap a "they/them onto a troll or call them jewish (or any other minority tag), people will just eat them up


 No.1119225

>>1119224

>call them jewish (or any other minority tag)

im pretty sure troll jewish is just a reference to people calling terezi that


 No.1119226

people (wonk) will eat it up


 No.1119227

"hey, this one has a shovel"

i dont get it


 No.1119228

>@summerfunperi Hey I’m not super fond of these trolls either but can you fucking chill for one minute?

wait a minute that name....


 No.1119229

>>1119227

they couldn't think of a third character trait


 No.1119230

>>1119228

what was the comment


 No.1119231

>>1119228

wes...


 No.1119232

File: 6b0a549678be938⋯.png (16.99 KB, 520x91, 40:7, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 20549c8d34dab63⋯.png (68.7 KB, 543x596, 543:596, ClipboardImage.png)

this kid is PISSED


 No.1119233

>>1119232

he's wessin' up!


 No.1119234

oh yeah man angrily rant at the tumblr page

that'll fix everything

you absolute goon


 No.1119235

File: 03ac6fad589552e⋯.jpg (125.27 KB, 711x715, 711:715, Breter.jpg)

>wes likes trollcall


 No.1119236

>>1119235

absolutely fucking not


 No.1119237

i still don't get the fucking "mood" thing


 No.1119238

>>1119235

wait fuck i didn't mean for the meme arrow

now it sounds like an implication instead of facetious teasing

dammit shit i'm sorry breter i failed


 No.1119239

File: fe7dacb85ebcfb6⋯.png (725.43 KB, 1065x1398, 355:466, ClipboardImage.png)

File: ce89de2f572d52a⋯.png (769.53 KB, 1065x1398, 355:466, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 4a4971578dc1d67⋯.png (478.71 KB, 1280x1080, 32:27, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 7d1b9307eccb35f⋯.png (644.29 KB, 1280x1080, 32:27, ClipboardImage.png)

pirate au

reminds me of the kate beaton nemesis comics


 No.1119240

>Can't hear your screams

>Will level your hiveblock for bringing it up

>Still better written than official Troll Calls


 No.1119241

File: 81efbfe32e8f7e1⋯.png (34.75 KB, 528x390, 88:65, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1119242

File: d804fed0bace051⋯.jpg (419.16 KB, 729x1063, 729:1063, ebifly_crossover_akiyama y….jpg)

im convinced king frills dont exist


 No.1119243


 No.1119244

>>1119119

For all the kind of stupid things they've had in the story this block I think that as a whole it's the best they've done in a while.

Innistrad had some star stories but outside of those it was kind of eh to bad. So far none of the stories in Ixalan have been explicitly amazing, but as a whole the story itself has been pretty good.

>>1119172

Rose wasn't an alcoholic anymore and we found out that Lemonsnout was FRAMED


 No.1119245

home stuck looks gay as shit, but can I get a 5/10 GF if I get into it?


 No.1119246

>>1119197

I have a concept I've never done anything with where World War IV was fought with auditory mind-control and as a result everyone who could hear died

but not everyone remaining was genetically-deaf-and-could-only-have-deaf-kids

so generations later you have these small post-apocalyptic societies of deaf signers, but some of their members have a Psychic Power called hearing (they're not dumb, they have histories and they understand the physics, but if almost no-one you knew could hear...)

their hearing members can detect threats the others can't, but they're also still vulnerable to stumbling across old bunkers with stable power supplies that are still broadcasting the old mind control sounds


 No.1119247

>>1119242

You're breaking the head right?


 No.1119248

>>1119245

maybe 8 years ago


 No.1119249

>>1119245

You're like 6-7 years later on that train bucko, sorry


 No.1119250

>>1119247

yes

i think im just incredibly unlucky with drops


 No.1119251

oh my god he's still fucking yelling in the notes of that post

he's just incoherently screeching in the notes

people are telling him how embarrassing he is


 No.1119252

>Troll Judaism

that's it

I'm done


 No.1119253

>Jonech Tronne


 No.1119254

>>1119248

>>1119249

ah ok, thanks brosephs


 No.1119255

>>1119251

I mean, he's not wrong, about anything. Trollcall is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.


 No.1119256

>>1119250

which game are you playing? Because it seems like the drop rate is 65% when you break the head.


 No.1119257

File: 7d7ed0518101ec2⋯.png (3.87 KB, 309x35, 309:35, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 6da32e34f404544⋯.png (5.75 KB, 484x44, 11:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 3f3eb02828f9791⋯.png (11.46 KB, 504x77, 72:11, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1119255

he's just really silly


 No.1119258

>>1119244

the rivals stories have just been so poorly written

the plot is fine but i feel like i have to skim to protect my brain from the prose


 No.1119259

i hope cohen gets his dick trapped in the elevator door and it goes up and rips his dick off


 No.1119260

it going down would also be fine


 No.1119261


 No.1119262

>>1119259

that would never happen..

...

.

.

..because his dick is too small!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 No.1119263

confession time

i have no idea what trollcall actually is

like i see these awful ocs posted here but why are they actually being made


 No.1119264

>>1119263

they're troll characters in hiveswap


 No.1119265

>>1119257

is he pretending? i dont get it...


 No.1119266

>>1119263

>>1119258

The only thing that I really thought was off was how much they tried to make you feel like Azor was the bad guy with Vraska ranting about patriarchy or whatever.

>>1119261

This wiki only has from 3u onward but it seems 65% on all the games I've seen so I don't see why they would change it.

>>1119263

> but why are they actually being made

presumably they are to populate the rest of hiveswap, if that ever comes out

we have no idea how relevant they will be, whether they'll be actual characters or just sidenotes


 No.1119267

ifunnyposter...


 No.1119268

>>1119265

obviously

§


 No.1119269

post more ifunny


 No.1119270

how do i comment on a post if it's not on my dash

i went to reblog it but i remembered that i have the extension to remove my posts from my dash and I don't remember where i had it to turn it off


 No.1119271

File: 8c258b529e55240⋯.jpg (42.55 KB, 576x432, 4:3, mpv-shot0161.jpg)

AU where piccolo stayed like this forever


 No.1119272

nevermind wes posted it


 No.1119273

File: 5454fe09255dbaf⋯.png (23.37 KB, 509x133, 509:133, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1119274

>>1119273

wes' caliborn impression is getting pretty good, just remember he doesn't usually use commas


 No.1119275

the worst thing about this salvadorian beauty technician board is how often I have to ask myself, "wait is [regular poster] a literal teen"

many of you are manchildren and should know better but, historically, several of you were Actual Children 🅱retending not to be underage


 No.1119276

>>1119274

I was thinking the same thing.


 No.1119277

File: e583f129f65489c⋯.png (20.91 KB, 499x114, 499:114, ClipboardImage.png)

File: b9452d402e994ec⋯.png (20.82 KB, 537x107, 537:107, ClipboardImage.png)

it just never ends

and a white knight showed up, too!


 No.1119278

>>1119277

oh good i don't have to post mine, you'll just do it for me.


 No.1119279

>>1119277

wonk that's not what white knight means


 No.1119280

>>1119277

is that ben


 No.1119281

WOW 1 F33L L1K3 M4YB3 TH3R3S B33N SOM3 3R4SUR3 GO1NG ON H3R3

OY V3Y


 No.1119282

>>1119278

yeah of course, thats what we're doing right now i guess


 No.1119283

although for the reference I do think the rust-blood one is less awful than most

>>1119280

yes


 No.1119284

>>1119283

the rust blood is actually pretty good but

>troll jewish


 No.1119285

File: 1dfd34f16cc8dba⋯.png (20.44 KB, 524x112, 131:28, ClipboardImage.png)

allegedly stolen


 No.1119286

troll yahweh

troll circumcision

troll cultural marxism

troll bagels with grublox


 No.1119287

File: c4b72bd99b14850⋯.jpg (38.2 KB, 576x432, 4:3, mpv-shot0163.jpg)

why does mr. popo having pale palms make him feel even more racist

>>1119283

he'd be fine if they came up with better bulletin points than "lol shovel!!!"


 No.1119288

>>1119285

ben...


 No.1119289

how do you circumcise a tentabulge


 No.1119290

>>1119284

backpack, his gremlin friend, and this one are ok

some of the others aren't offensive but i wouldn't really say they were ok/good


 No.1119291

seriously though

wes

a breakdown in the replies of a whatpumpkin post

really

tell cohen how he's gonna be asking if you want fries with that next


 No.1119292

Honestly what pisses me off more than the designs is the way they are drawn. It just disgusts me for some reason.


 No.1119293

gotta say though, it's risky to make troll judaism canon considering most things with "troll [human thing]" are parodies or inversions

it's gonna be offensive one way or another


 No.1119294

>>1119293

i highly doubt the judaism thing will have anything to it other than being a bulletin point on a character sheet


 No.1119295

>>1119293

there was already at least one holocaust oven joke in the actual comic so they're probaby fine


 No.1119296

>>1119294

yeah pretty much

remember johns interest in magic tricks


 No.1119297

>>1119291

it will absolutely help. i want cohen to reading my awful rant aimed at his hack writing and block me for it like he blocked me on twitter for calling him out on this. it proves he is weak and cannot accept any negative criticism.


 No.1119298


 No.1119299


 No.1119300

File: 8fa955ab2aec307⋯.png (17.74 KB, 232x338, 116:169, ClipboardImage.png)

anyway wes is 100% right just throw some random thing onto their character sheet and people shit themselves

"they're nonbinary uwu"

"they're jewish uwu"

"they're [something else] uwu"


 No.1119301

anyone who's legitimately still interested in Homestuck in the CURRENT YEAR of 2018 is without a doubt an awful person and I don't want to be associated with them in any way


 No.1119302

>troll jewish

I mean doesn't that mean they worship Karkat.


 No.1119303

>>1119300

isn't giving importance to dumb aesthetic traits the entire point of tumblr


 No.1119304

>>1119302

ok this is actually a pretty funny concept. an entire religion based on judaism except they worship karkat and his teachings.


 No.1119305

god i wasmostly exaggerating with that whole caliborn/karkat like rant. but real talk mr. wonk? professor dambro? i was serious (and also right) on all of those points. you can't refute me on this.


 No.1119306

>>1119304

>concept

I'm 100$ certain that's canon. Jewish trolls follow the sufferer.


 No.1119307

File: f79c4ce48161421⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 668.82 KB, 720x1080, 2:3, is that what you call it.mp4)


 No.1119308

>>1119304

they worship the sufferer, don't they


 No.1119309

>>1119287

in theory you could say about a not-actually-human character with literally-black skin that their skin wasn't supposed to resemble or evoke any human trait. it'd be a bad argument in this dude's case, he's a clear golliwog reference, but the more alien their appearance the more plausible it is that they're not supposed to have anything to do with black people

the paler palms grounds it firmly in human physiology. everyone's got thin/less-pigmented-looking skin on their palms, but how that looks on dark skin has been remarked on a bunch


 No.1119310

karkat becomes the leader of a new worldwide religion

john is sad and alone still and no one talks to or hangs out with him

(because he refuses to convert)


 No.1119311

is worshipping the sufferer even Judaism? it should be christianity if anything.


 No.1119312

>>1119311

yes but it's not as epic to make fun of christianity


 No.1119313

File: baa285842df62b5⋯.png (1.67 MB, 1200x675, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 88f90c7bc1bd6e7⋯.png (1.88 MB, 1200x675, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: ecb1d5ee9930dc0⋯.png (341.67 KB, 514x410, 257:205, ClipboardImage.png)

he bode


 No.1119314

Thy next foe is...


 No.1119315


 No.1119316

File: 5748725dd32ca5c⋯.png (11.09 KB, 523x63, 523:63, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 07c3d1f8f2002c2⋯.png (25.05 KB, 559x91, 43:7, ClipboardImage.png)

wes did you harass people in their askbox

oh my god you did you absolute maniac


 No.1119317

File: 14867b8db170455⋯.png (17.52 KB, 269x265, 269:265, ClipboardImage.png)

someone else talked about their use of caps in the story


 No.1119318

File: 8f059febf84fffd⋯.png (22.86 KB, 234x369, 26:41, ClipboardImage.png)

also this


 No.1119319

File: 04bb91caf2c7eaa⋯.jpg (45.56 KB, 576x432, 4:3, mpv-shot0165.jpg)

oh no goku is turning racist too


 No.1119320

tumblr homestuck fandom likes worldbuilding, they like speculating/expanding on Alternia lore, and they like imagining themselves in the setting

that's it, it's that innocuous, don't be nerds about it


 No.1119321

File: 9a4c350acf8597c⋯.gif (172.15 KB, 500x346, 250:173, laughing clown eating sala….gif)

wes you're a fucking joke man


 No.1119322

>>1119320

>likes worldbuilding

No, they like shipping and inclusion. If they liked worldbuilding they wouldn't have eaten up post-retcon.


 No.1119323

cume


 No.1119324

File: d020dfaf10b1c66⋯.png (842.72 KB, 540x810, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 811e61bdfa33e76⋯.png (984.11 KB, 1191x670, 1191:670, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 8fc0fb52096a67a⋯.png (173.32 KB, 500x375, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1119325

The Started-at-act-5 menace must be stopped once and for all


 No.1119326


 No.1119327

no one here has any right to judge how another man shitposts


 No.1119328


 No.1119329

>>1119327

[ voice]

shut up,


 No.1119330

>>1119327

i do and i will


 No.1119331

>>1119322

you can like different things at the same time

sure, some of this is SJ Points. but a lot of the people excited about trolls being nb are nb. ditto Jewish trolls and Jewish fans. it's new material to play with in their interpretation of Alternia, and the material is personally relevant. why would that merit getting annoyed about?


 No.1119332

>>1119331

>why would that merit getting annoyed about?

because they are a large amount of the reason that homestuck turned to shit

also remember when trolls generally weren't that into fashion?


 No.1119333

File: 63ef0bbb468f282⋯.png (4.01 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

salt lick posts.png


 No.1119334

>>1119332

Remember when trolls were actually designed okay


 No.1119335

File: 75f8f14bad944a3⋯.jpg (1.79 MB, 1400x1140, 70:57, orange star tank.jpg)

sion it's ur turn


 No.1119336

>>1119317

>>1119318

it's sad because the ixalan stories were for the most part competently written, and even the memory flood story that started rivals was good

but man, all the other rivals ones have been just bad. they really need to get their writing team down to 2-3 competent people and fire these shitters.


 No.1119337

>>1119332

>it changed and I don't like it and people who do like it have personally injured me

also Karkat's an unreliable narrator. he tends to overextend his own preconceptions when he explains troll shit


 No.1119338

[wonk voice] wes is retarded and a joke haha *completely skips over the post wes made where he said he was exaggerating*


 No.1119339

>>1119336

keep doug, the guy who writes all the stories about girls getting mindraped, and someone else


 No.1119340

>>1119305

sorry i missed this

you spent most of that rant calling the people who like it wrong and iq defecient and the other part of it stating your opinions on the state of the webcomic and game and the quality of the characters

"they only like it because of the shallow labeling" is unproveable and really just "they like things that i don't like"

you aren't right because you can't be right any more than you could be wrong

you're offering subjective thoughts, not objective ones

and then you sent messages to two of the people who were telling you to cool off, telling them to fuck off and that you've blocked them

so on top of trying to pass opinion as fact you're also a fucking loser


 No.1119341

File: 1d577f11753d6d4⋯.png (959.84 KB, 1024x769, 1024:769, laughin seadwweller bipche….png)

>>1119340

sorry i meant to attach this


 No.1119342

>>1119338

it's really not the content of wes's public breakdown in the comments of a hivebent team post that makes the public breakdown pathetic

he can be 'exaggerating' all he likes. he still threw a ridiculous hissy fit


 No.1119343

>>1119336

"Hey guys the emperor is still a dick and he wants to go invade the vampires"

"Ok sweety well just go on a planeswalk vacation for a week and everything will be fine"


 No.1119344

>>1119340

>you're also a fucking loser

°bangs big squeaky toy hammer as if it were a judges gavel*

irrelevant name calling that applies to everyone here


 No.1119345

you can't "i was only joking bro" your way out of sending hateasks to people's blogs

>>1119344

sorry, can you help me come up with a better descriptor than

"needlessly a dickhead" maybe


 No.1119346

wes you don't need wonk's approval

if anything, wonk giving you the thumbs up is a sign something has gone horribly wrong

your posts were warranted my man


 No.1119347


 No.1119348

I was going to look up who made I, Avacyn and The Promised End and surprise surprise it was Ken and Doug.

So keep those two and then find someone else who isn't abyssmal.


 No.1119349

>>1119347

oh right, it's a video game


 No.1119350

retard


 No.1119351

not to put words in wes's mouth or anything, but you can't really 'only pretend' to overreact histrionically in public among people who won't ever read that you said you were exaggerating

whether or not wes was sincere in his hysterics, the hysterics exist

a public spectacle is a public spectacle is a public spectacle


 No.1119352

>>1119335

right as i step out of the room

rev youre up now


 No.1119353

>>1119340

>"they only like it because of the shallow labeling" is unproveable

have you missed the posts about people going apeshit over the fact that they are nonbinary or JEWISH? i am very confident that if they didn't have such labels, they wouldn't give two shits about them.

>opinions can't be wrong

okay fine sure

but they can certainly be bad and shouldn't be worth holding


 No.1119354

but

homosuck is shit


 No.1119355

>>1119351

not to put words in hsg's mouth, but nobody reads your posts


 No.1119356

>>1119351

>>1119342

is this saltlick


 No.1119357


 No.1119358

boigah's up


 No.1119359

>>1119353

> i am very confident that if they didn't have such labels, they wouldn't give two shits about them

it doesnt really matter how confident you are, it's meaningless without a way to prove it

and buddy you can't determine what opinions people hold, or whether you should or shouldnt be held

and sending hatemail to people on tumblr because they disagree with you is pathetic

you threw a fit in the replies of a tumblr post because people had different opinions then you, and you might think that's defensible, and you're allowed to think that


 No.1119360

did not mean to set draw what the fuck


 No.1119361

ok sponge's turn


 No.1119362

>>1119050

extremely epic


 No.1119363

>>1119359

sending someone a singular capital "FUCK YOU" isn't hatemail

>you can't determine what opinions people hold, or whether you should or shouldnt be held

nice to know you're okay with fascists roaming around preaching their ideology and lgbt people being stoned to death by radical muslims


 No.1119364

File: 0f167cc0db1f10c⋯.png (107.54 KB, 800x600, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>sponge picked Sami

>twice


 No.1119365

hsg what keeb are you using


 No.1119366

what was it one of our local not-a-pedos asked me recently? oh yeah

>do you enjoy being a pot of malice and anger

let other people have fun in the corpse of Homestuck, dude. they don't need your permission but you'll be happier


 No.1119367

fuck you


 No.1119368

>>1119363

>sending someone a singular capital "FUCK YOU" isn't hatemail

what would you call it then, if not an extension of a protracted internet tantrum?

are you seriously doing this

fascist ideology isn't "i like this character design" we're talking about entirely different contexts for the word "opinion"

and people being stoned isn't an opinion, it's an action, and why would that be protected

what the fuck are you trying to accomplish here


 No.1119369

>>1119366

you're an awful person and poster but "pot of malice and anger" is not what I'd describe you as.


 No.1119370

>>1119366

nobody

reads

your

posts


 No.1119371


 No.1119372

>>1119370

this would be more convincing if it didn't come with a (You) attached, or like, if you didn't say it

it might even be insulting, if I didn't say it first years ago

>>1119369

thanks, I guess?


 No.1119373

>>1119371

I wasn't talking to you shitbitch.


 No.1119374

>>1119368

>what would you call it then, if not an extension of a protracted internet tantrum?

not fucking hate mail, harassment, or anything else that can be conceived as malicious or intending to harm. it was part of the exaggeration and you should be able to know that.

>fascist ideology isn't "i like this character design" we're talking about entirely different contexts for the word "opinion"

they are both equally as bad

>and people being stoned isn't an opinion, it's an action, and why would that be protected

releasing low quality characters is also an action. it's the murder of a franchise, james. you of all people should know.


 No.1119375

File: 89c581b898a80cf⋯.mp4 (1.88 MB, 480x852, 40:71, tumblr_p3fx3aNFFO1w5pr9j_4….mp4)

best quality: his wiggles


 No.1119376

>>1119316

this is epic


 No.1119377

I'm not owned, I'm not owned, wes says as he


 No.1119378

is sending FUCK YOU to some person you were fake arguing against hate mail? am i harassing them to no avail?


 No.1119379

>>1119374

okay you've been joking this whole time

whatever

you're still a fucking goon, man


 No.1119380

>troll jewish

ughhhhhhhhhhhhh


 No.1119381

>>1119379

i'm serious about the hate mail bit

i don't think this is something I can chalk up to "having no empathy", it's silly to take it seriously


 No.1119382

>>1119380

So was Terezi.


 No.1119383

seriously wes

take a look at the people chastising you

it probably means you're probably some sort of saint


 No.1119384

troll circumcision


 No.1119385

File: 1b2066aad827ca9⋯.jpg (32.89 KB, 567x617, 567:617, evil goku in 2009.jpg)


 No.1119386

yes, I think your reasons for throwing this childish shitfit are distasteful

you may disagree. other people may also disagree.

but you did throw the childish shitfit, and in a place where most people are going to agree your reasons are distasteful

seems, I dunno, undignified and poorly thought-out?


 No.1119387

troll gnostic


 No.1119388

>>1119386

shut up salt


 No.1119389

If there is even the slightest chance that autistic spazout caused just one of those fuckers to spend a quiet minute contemplating the existence of a wider internet that has left homestuck behind it was worth it tbh

it's being embarassed for like an hour versus them being an embarassment their entire fucking life lol


 No.1119390

>>1119381

why shouldn't it be taken seriously

it's something you actually literally did, and it's pathetic and childish

also

>it was part of the exaggeration and you should be able to know that

this is a fucking joke


 No.1119391

>>1119385

crazy how nature do that


 No.1119392

which troll would be the most likely to be circumcised


 No.1119393

>>1119382

No, she was Troll Jewgish.


 No.1119394

>>1119392

i get a circumcised feeling from sollux


 No.1119395

>>1119393

Yes, that's what I said.


 No.1119396

>>1119392

sollux in all likelihood


 No.1119397

>>1119386

it seems epic


 No.1119398

>>1119394

Only one of his dicks though.


 No.1119399

>>1119390

are you serious? am i in the minority here?


 No.1119400

imagine if balls got circumcised


 No.1119401

you're acting as if i sent the person "go kill yourself"


 No.1119402

>>1119400

how would that work


 No.1119403

PEE YOUR PANTS


 No.1119404

>>1119402

iuno

take the excess skin out of the scrote so the balls are always taut


 No.1119405

>>1119401

dude why is this so hard for you to accept

what is the point of sending some rando on tumblr who has a different opinion than you an ask that just says "FUCK YOU" and tells them that you've blocked them


 No.1119406

would you rather be blocked or be blacked


 No.1119407

>>1119406

blicked


 No.1119408

*saltlick voice* oh you’ve been so bad, oh [five syllable word] [seven syllable word], you don’t type as many words as me so i must be smarter! oy vey! hail mary!


 No.1119409

File: 611f00499a5aa61⋯.jpg (46.26 KB, 556x450, 278:225, auntieOG.jpg)


 No.1119410

when people you don't like laugh at you and make fun of you, they really are being derisive. it's not some kind of elaborate deflection from their own, hypothetical, hurt feelings. they think you're silly and contemptible


 No.1119411

>>1119408

you are aggressively stupid sometimes sponge


 No.1119412

>>1119405

it’s epic


 No.1119413


 No.1119414

i saw a webm once of a guy fucking a girl while talking about how he was gonna ghost her as soon as he was done

it was pretty unique as far as dirty talk goes


 No.1119415

I didn't think putting my birthday in would ever actually come back to be relevant


 No.1119416

>>1119405

i think it's humorous to act like an offensive bigot to people, sort of like this entire argument

and i doubt the person was even affected by it. they even called it funny. who so cares?

honestly lets just agree to disagree because i dont think we're going anywhere with this


 No.1119417

File: 8fee34000b10188⋯.jpg (108.59 KB, 800x800, 1:1, post this - do not open it….jpg)


 No.1119418

>>1119417

you ok rev


 No.1119419

the dunning-kruger effect


 No.1119420

>>1119418

no but I saved that at some point last night with that filename?

so

I followed my instructions


 No.1119421

File: 9ab8544a25172d4⋯.png (22.87 KB, 277x314, 277:314, e2GepX9.png)

>>1119416

>i think it's humorous to act like an offensive bigot to people

see this just proves my point that you're pathetic and childish so yeah discussion over this was fun


 No.1119422

>>1119364

she's epic


 No.1119423

i've been blucked!!!


 No.1119424

File: 35a38726a678596⋯.png (164.88 KB, 900x729, 100:81, 35a38726a678596f5af4459ece….png)


 No.1119425

also yea uh wes' shtick is pretty stupid


 No.1119426

File: 217284b6bc6c20a⋯.png (453.31 KB, 500x563, 500:563, troll leaks.png)

>the trolls leaked and as far as i can tell hsg has never talked about this

we really are dead huh. like, rotting husk dead.

these do look just bad enough to be real


 No.1119427

all im getting when i hunt great jaggies are screamers


 No.1119428

>>1119408

I can't exactly time travel back to third grade and unfuck the thesaurus. maybe third-grader me thought big words made me seem smart, but I've had sixteen years to regret that bullshit

I've been a jargon fiend my whole life. I've tried to stop, with mixed success. these are my first, gut-level choice of words to express my thoughts


 No.1119429

File: 261f19c2e009d3c⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 13.08 MB, 852x480, 71:40, 2018-02-07 13-19-58.mp4)

>Operation Intrude N313


 No.1119430

>>1119426

they're just incredibly not worth talking about

does that one in the bottom right have horse penises for horns though?


 No.1119431

>>1119425

it's epic and i'll keep going until i become embarrassed by it in my 50's


 No.1119432

HEY GUYS LOOK HOW RETARDED I AM HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


 No.1119433

>>1119295

there was the hilarocaust too

the juggalo-driven holocaust that helped kill off earth's population


 No.1119434

>>1119430

we can only hope

i doubt hussie forgot about the dildo


 No.1119435

>>1119426

i actually can't remember which one of these we haven't seen


 No.1119436

>>1119426

is it just me or is this the most lazy ass possible way to design characters

do i just not know how character design works


 No.1119437

>>1119436

>is it just me or is this the most lazy ass possible way to design characters

no you're right


 No.1119438

>>1119436

its lazy + looks like shit


 No.1119439

i thought trolls (barring kanaya and i guess all of the jadebloods) didn't care about fashion


 No.1119440

File: 737d03b4e5319ef⋯.jpg (163.05 KB, 1033x1246, 1033:1246, just a hungry pal.jpg)


 No.1119441

>>1119436

not exactly tooting my own horn here but i could probably design characters that look better

also compare them to a good design like vriska's or caliborn's. they really do look like shit


 No.1119442

>>1119439

but anon he was just exaggerating!!!


 No.1119443

File: 0b4fdc0fa7378d2⋯.jpg (113.13 KB, 1080x1012, 270:253, 0b4fdc0fa7378d206491478ab5….jpg)


 No.1119444

>it's XLR's turn again


 No.1119445


 No.1119446


 No.1119447

>>1119446

oh i thought you were wesposting


 No.1119448

>>1119337

its a visual comic

you can SEE the plain black shirts


 No.1119449

is there porn of the new muscular cat chef fucking the old fat cat chef


 No.1119450

>>1119439

it isn't either of the universes from the comic, as far as we know.

maybe this is a universe where trolls like fashion :)


 No.1119451

ahhhhhhhhhh I fucking WAS right about Eli


 No.1119452

did someone say

eri


 No.1119453

erieri erieri is a valid troll name


 No.1119454

wwah

wwhat are we gonna do on the bed


 No.1119455

i like erieri ireire more


 No.1119456

>>1119454

>chainsaw starting up sounds


 No.1119457

>>1119450

roxy and jake are in it though


 No.1119458

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Opening of the year has some really fucking stiff competition right out the gate


 No.1119459

>>1119457

i probably should've used the word timeline not universe

or maybe this is just alpha john's universe

do you think hussie gives a fuck


 No.1119460


 No.1119461

wait what

I cleared this mission with an S rank

I swear the mission results screen said it was an A rank


 No.1119462

File: e5f09613d6a385b⋯.jpg (51.86 KB, 576x432, 4:3, mpv-shot0166.jpg)

File: 5679d00d0f31a96⋯.jpg (47.44 KB, 576x432, 4:3, mpv-shot0167.jpg)

>>1119457

thanks toriyama


 No.1119463

that wasn't supposed to be a reply, not sure why that happened


 No.1119464

so monhun

how do people feel about the long sword


 No.1119465

>>1119464

i like it


 No.1119466

i will admit that new jew troll is actually pretty cute

i wonder if the inside of her mouth looks jewish


 No.1119467

>>1119464

i think i tried it for 1 fight when i first started and didn't like it but that was probably just me being shit


 No.1119468

File: 0c767e20fe6b0c6⋯.png (1.1 MB, 730x647, 730:647, LS.PNG)

cool i finally got a frill

>>1119464

its fun


 No.1119469


 No.1119470

>>1119466

i saw a mouth fetish porn recently and immediately thought of you


 No.1119471

File: 11e35f30ea277da⋯.png (892.44 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

honestly one of the worst changes to world is that you don't get a cute guild girl to show you quests you get this walking abomination


 No.1119472

why does she look like she has a disease


 No.1119473

>>1119471

she's not normally that bad


 No.1119474

>>1119464

i'm playing with it for the first time in mhw

it's fun and versatile, but shallow


 No.1119475

it's basically a glass cannon version of the greatsword with a weird super meter thing


 No.1119476

File: 1afdae9181b784f⋯.png (623.61 KB, 1217x844, 1217:844, μονιτορ ιμαγε θανΧσ βε το ….png)

File: bd19d2da019a175⋯.png (615.7 KB, 1249x863, 1249:863, μονιτορ ιμαγε θανΧσ βε το ….png)

File: 70b1cbd3b3ff80c⋯.png (185.45 KB, 706x862, 353:431, μονιτορ ιμαγε θανΧσ βε το ….png)

File: 1a0cd4b1157379b⋯.png (516.4 KB, 1236x863, 1236:863, μονιτορ ιμαγε θανΧσ βε το ….png)

., alchemize " cattails " and sunflower for maize ( corn ) ,.


 No.1119477

capcom gives you a sarah ryder tier retard gf and you spit in their face

shame


 No.1119478

File: 2d1fcf7312f1429⋯.png (1.09 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 81dab687557cbe5⋯.png (468.78 KB, 708x401, 708:401, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 021dc4177c0f3c8⋯.png (1.84 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1119473

You're right normally she just looks like off-brand tracer, which is arguably even worse.


 No.1119479

>>1119476

what does thanks be to the delta-difinity mean


 No.1119480

the really stupid thing is that every other handler or guild girl actually looks like a fucking guild girl and not this pile of shit


 No.1119481

>3d porn guy won't stop posting his shit in the /co/ thread

Ugh


 No.1119482

light bowgun is pretty fun


 No.1119483

File: 072422d9802ba38⋯.png (1.3 MB, 885x1200, 59:80, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 8297ec7b0267c37⋯.png (1.62 MB, 1024x883, 1024:883, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 9ce2168742a49ac⋯.png (1.28 MB, 1024x682, 512:341, ClipboardImage.png)

6' vs 5'11"


 No.1119484

how fast will mods for monhun world on pc come out to make her less ugly


 No.1119485

>>1119479

., thanks be to The Difinity , The Being Supreme , The Divine Infinite Unity , The Metaphysical Entirety that is also Alive and Sharer of Life , Θε Δελτα-Διφινιτυ is the " Greek " way of typing Difinity until the computer catchup , since world war 2 the axis group is in recovery and that includes " Greece " ,.


 No.1119486

>>1119471

>>1119478

she's cute you dumb ingrate, 10/10 would blush if she pulled my chair out for me


 No.1119487

>>1119486

she is cute for someone with stage 3 cancer


 No.1119488

>>1119486

gotta agree with this


 No.1119489

>>1119486

is this salt


 No.1119490

>>1119489

of course it is


 No.1119491

File: 9a62aa0c7d28bde⋯.png (264.12 KB, 640x640, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 99f5b1fb3a27c3a⋯.png (310.01 KB, 993x456, 331:152, ClipboardImage.png)

they know she's ugly, it was done on purpose

they literally sell you $3 dlc to make her not ugly


 No.1119492

granted her face is still kind of fucky but you can't fix everything


 No.1119493

File: 4c519430df30938⋯.png (851.82 KB, 600x849, 200:283, group_mimonel_monster hunt….png)

File: b31a00962730dfe⋯.jpg (701.76 KB, 810x1080, 3:4, handler (monster hunter wo….jpg)

File: 1f2d7a8c314d6c8⋯.png (731.14 KB, 800x693, 800:693, handler (monster hunter wo….png)

handler should have looked like this honestly


 No.1119494

>>1119493

i've seen those fisrt two images posted an uncountable amount of times


 No.1119495

do boys even like girls or think they're pretty? anytime I hear someone complaining about an ugly vidya girl she just looks normal, like a girl you'd see in real life.

did u know... normie 3D girls... are cute too???


 No.1119496

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1119497

>>1119495

no they arent


 No.1119498

>>1119495

she looks like tracer and i hate tracer

also i'm gay


 No.1119499

>>1119495

yes thinking a video game character whose eyes are red and black and who has skin blemishes all over her cheeks and a crooked jaw is ugly means i hate all women


 No.1119500

for shits I'm just going to post all the guild girls


 No.1119501

>>1119495

human beings are disgusting


 No.1119502

File: 7fee80559d38742⋯.png (252.65 KB, 338x675, 338:675, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 916b4cb5ec686fc⋯.png (210.26 KB, 302x638, 151:319, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 814bc8798cfa1fa⋯.png (95.48 KB, 270x440, 27:44, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 8441e013af17cd6⋯.png (84.38 KB, 166x421, 166:421, ClipboardImage.png)

First two are gen 1, second two are gen 2


 No.1119503

sleepy girls with bedhair who haven't or don't put on makeup yawning and groaning for coffee >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2DBU (two-dimensional, bland, uninteresting)

>>1119497

denial is a normal part of the grief process


 No.1119504

is there, like, a reason why her eyes are so badly fucked up and her cheeks are constantly red


 No.1119505

>>1119503

3DPD is fucking repulsive salt


 No.1119506

File: 3949d76c0d90806⋯.png (128.58 KB, 313x621, 313:621, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 25d24cfccea12a0⋯.png (195.95 KB, 426x536, 213:268, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 73f48fe97d17372⋯.png (120.8 KB, 200x504, 25:63, ClipboardImage.png)

File: c49bdbd55bbe645⋯.png (79.71 KB, 235x443, 235:443, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 9c8dc73a8efaf67⋯.png (225.57 KB, 368x680, 46:85, ClipboardImage.png)

Gen 3


 No.1119507

>>1119506

oof the sailor ones


 No.1119508

File: 5e52db68020a52f⋯.png (76.36 KB, 178x396, 89:198, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1bfb84a9be57329⋯.png (249.81 KB, 396x868, 99:217, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 63faffb1edc13bd⋯.png (248.12 KB, 376x816, 47:102, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 9a62aa0c7d28bde⋯.png (264.12 KB, 640x640, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 885c7a17b7bbdc6⋯.png (305.77 KB, 360x752, 45:94, ClipboardImage.png)

First is gen 3

2-4 are gen 4

and then the handler is dogshit


 No.1119509

post the smith's daughter shes cute isnt she


 No.1119510

3DPD (three-dimensional, precious, delightful)


 No.1119511

>>1119510

no it's three dimensional pig disgusting


 No.1119512

i don't want a sex robot, but i'm happy their advent is at hand


 No.1119513

File: b56d251e7cd4d33⋯.png (609.4 KB, 610x660, 61:66, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 60a64b4313caa8b⋯.png (509.23 KB, 640x660, 32:33, ClipboardImage.png)

the cutest


 No.1119514

File: dd31b05b3c280d0⋯.png (961.44 KB, 889x572, 889:572, ClipboardImage.png)

this is a three dimensional pig

but it is not disgusting


 No.1119515


 No.1119516

>>1119511

hmm... are you sure? that doesn't sound right, 3D girls are wonderful and swoon-worthy


 No.1119517

god damn almost every vore artist does NOT know how to draw a vagina


 No.1119518

>>1119514

you're right it's cuter than most girls we should use something else to describe it


 No.1119519

it's not epic it's epig


 No.1119520


 No.1119521

File: c3f9e59187561d5⋯.png (47.85 KB, 250x250, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1119522

>>1119516

yeah omg all girls are perfect and beautiful:) um girls are my spirit animal:)


 No.1119523

if you want to be in love with a girl you have to befriend her and get to know her first, I dunno how you're supposed to do that with one of those mango girls


 No.1119524

>>1119523

>if you want to be in love with a girl

you see, that's where you've got it wrong


 No.1119525

3d

>ugly

>smells

>will hurt you

2d

>pretty

>clean

>can't hurt you

it's literally no contest


 No.1119526

if you want an example of why even 3d men are terrible just look at saltlick


 No.1119527

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I'm posting this again because it's really fucking good and you should listen to it.


 No.1119528

sako: elliot rodger 2.0


 No.1119529

i'm gonna fucking NUT when the full comes out


 No.1119530

File: 8f2d0434846b317⋯.jpg (130.33 KB, 736x1014, 368:507, bb3dc30f2aaeaeb8c678706d14….jpg)

tell me all about the real, 3D person you want to be your Valentine this year, HSG


 No.1119531

>>1119530

i don't have any female acquaintances anymore


 No.1119532

hi :)


 No.1119533

>>1119530

i don't think I've felt any real romantic attraction towards anyone ever


 No.1119534

File: 90e8f10e2376b44⋯.jpg (311.16 KB, 1538x2048, 769:1024, DLua5WQVwAANohC.jpg large.jpg)


 No.1119535

>>1119530

Pondering asking out a female coworker. On the one hand she's pretty cute. On the other hand I've seen her Deviantart acount.


 No.1119536

>>1119534

>those nails

jeez, you're not afraid she'd tear up your butthole?


 No.1119537

it is time to jack off


 No.1119538

>>1119535

>On the other hand I've seen her Deviantart acount.

dish


 No.1119539

>>1119530

she's epic and her tongue is cute


 No.1119540

>>1119535

that is good. she cannot have the morale high-ground now.


 No.1119541

File: 9fe7b5bc0037893⋯.png (28.63 KB, 277x330, 277:330, ClipboardImage.png)

top jej


 No.1119542


 No.1119543

>>1119536

?????????

fuck man, I just want to cook for her


 No.1119544

File: 830fa34f1c51750⋯.png (3.63 KB, 288x288, 1:1, 46869819_p0.png)

7 days

what should i make for dinner


 No.1119545

>>1119544

what does 7 days mean


 No.1119546

>>1119545

till vday

he's probably doing a waifu dinner for the poofy-haired slut


 No.1119547

>>1119545

7 days until his "ULTIMATE PISSBABY FIT" goes off cooldown


 No.1119548

what if we had abilities irl...like videogames


 No.1119549

>>1119530

thinking of taking the plunge with a coworker

she's been, uh, not subtle since i broke up with my previous gf, but i dunno

i don't really want to be with anyone, but also it's hard to get out and do anything alone


 No.1119550

>hey i've been enjoying going out on you but i don't think i am comfortable taking this any further unless you clip your nails. you see, i greatly value not having my anus torn apart.


 No.1119551

should i do a waifu dinner


 No.1119552

>>1119546

dont call her that.


 No.1119553

>>1119551

yes

who is your waifu


 No.1119554

>>1119553

i don't really have one

i liked nino from arakawa but I don't know if i waifu-like her and besides she's already in a relationship


 No.1119555

i like nano from nichijou


 No.1119556

File: 9a136f76f944428⋯.png (1.22 MB, 683x720, 683:720, hunter.PNG)

what should i go hunt now


 No.1119557

what should i put on my grocery list hsg


 No.1119558

>>1119556

i thought you were a centaur for a second


 No.1119559

>>1119556

what's the roster in p3rd


 No.1119560

>>1119557

mushrooms


 No.1119561

>>1119557

if you buy anything but coconut water youre a stupid bitch idiot


 No.1119562


 No.1119563

File: f0b8bcf507df222⋯.png (3.01 MB, 1500x2000, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

the gay grunts were cute

it's weird they put their name in every panel though


 No.1119564


 No.1119565

>>1119557

rice, gravy mixes, ground meat, rye bread, soup ingredients


 No.1119566

File: f8d12cdb4d7ba47⋯.png (191.93 KB, 640x495, 128:99, fight.png)

File: 457dcff75a35743⋯.png (178.21 KB, 640x495, 128:99, and die.png)


 No.1119567

File: 7ea1d9f2a4c6ff0⋯.png (348.68 KB, 350x467, 350:467, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1119568

>>1119561

i usually steal that instead of buying it


 No.1119569

File: 2c7a7a263d112a0⋯.png (162.73 KB, 365x390, 73:78, ClipboardImage.png)

epic!!!


 No.1119570

>>1119530

she's really funny and pretty and she's into Classics and poetry and she got accepted to grad school on the opposite side of the country so if I'm gonna kiss her I better get on with it


 No.1119571

File: be3573fb8220044⋯.png (1.18 MB, 1050x1112, 525:556, ClipboardImage.png)

File: bb21c50bee1b573⋯.png (174.72 KB, 400x240, 5:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1119567

>>1119569

khezu/giggi are cool yea


 No.1119572

is it even worth playing the ps2 monhuns


 No.1119573

World really needs more monsters that aren't just big lizards.


 No.1119574

is it worth trying monhun if i really liked dragons dogma

i know theyre not the same type of game but its the closest thing i can think of


 No.1119575

>>1119573

yeah they went very strong on the "dinosaur hunter" thing this time


 No.1119576

File: ac7a2818ab162a0⋯.jpg (124.21 KB, 1024x861, 1024:861, trudeau.jpg)

this picture makes me so happy


 No.1119577

>>1119530

i dont have any person i want no

but a friend is trying to play matchmaker for me and i don't know how to deal with that


 No.1119578

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d2)

1) watch more dragon ball

2) do literally anything else


 No.1119579

>>1119577

tell them what about it makes you uncomfortable

if you don't mind them matchmaking but you're uncomfortable with how they do it or how they talk about it, you can say that

if you want them to stop, tell them so directly and that it makes you uncomfortable/


 No.1119580

i can’t wait to play monhun on my nintendo switch :)


 No.1119581

File: 0fd2b12c78f642a⋯.png (463.36 KB, 900x446, 450:223, ClipboardImage.png)

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d2)


 No.1119582

>>1119581

penny arcade was always really inconsistent with the art huh


 No.1119583

isn't a two-sided die just a coin


 No.1119584

>>1119581

surprised they didnt cut the dialogue just to show the purple girl's boobs


 No.1119585

>>1119584

video game web comic people love words more than anything


 No.1119586

>>1119584

it's feminist, her boobs are part of the conversation, that last wordbubble is coming from her titties


 No.1119587

File: 531ad55de00ff54⋯.png (142.53 KB, 1065x380, 213:76, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 31c44df03248aa8⋯.png (11.22 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: d7458d4a4a0c6fd⋯.png (399.9 KB, 1024x529, 1024:529, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 328b09e0219cb11⋯.png (512.12 KB, 635x907, 635:907, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 2896faad8cfef58⋯.png (559.58 KB, 1009x609, 1009:609, ClipboardImage.png)

how long until there's another bitcoin thing and we have more people shitposting about it


 No.1119588

>>1119583

yup, though people mostly just roll any die and modulo 2

people make d3s, they're just triangular prisms, but you can use the d6 or d12 modulo 3 so I've never seen the point


 No.1119589

were people hoarding them because they were overclocking them to hell and back or were they just trying to make it so no one could have them


 No.1119590

>>1119589

the former i believe


 No.1119591

File: 4ffd5a86ffb8077⋯.jpg (129.35 KB, 1069x789, 1069:789, blame schumer, of course.jpg)

oh


 No.1119592

>>1119591

Did he think it was candy?

WAS HE TRYING TO TAKE SOMEONE ELSE'S CANDY?

that's rude


 No.1119593

imagine how hot it would be inside a room with someone mining bitcoin


 No.1119594

Dice rollRolled 21, 26 = 47 (2d26)

'scuse me a sec, I forget how rolling more than one die displays on 8ch and I need to make sure my next shitpost won't be too obnoxious


 No.1119595

Dice rollRolled 20, 11, 23, 16, 14, 23, 7, 15, 1, 3, 4, 9 = 146 (12d26)

nice

rolling for troll name


 No.1119596

File: 033e129157cbd63⋯.jpg (203.48 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, ONLY TODAY.jpg)


 No.1119597

>>1119595

>Tkwpnw Goacdi


 No.1119598

>Your name is TKWPNW GOACDI

well, could be worse. I think I can even pronounce the given name if I'm nimble and Welsh enough about it


 No.1119599

File: 29ae916cb6efbf1⋯.png (1.5 MB, 1400x952, 25:17, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1119600

>>1119599

why is there a dick


 No.1119601

>>1119600

do you have a problem


 No.1119602

>>1119600

papikock


 No.1119603

>>1119601

yes i have a dick problem


 No.1119604

yeah I've got a dick problem... I've got six dicks and only four things to do with them, five if I work for it


 No.1119605

File: fd82f06cf941ade⋯.mp4 (7.12 MB, 640x800, 4:5, 27669618_148856619164126_4….mp4)


 No.1119607


 No.1119609

fajita time




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