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shit old: >>1118110


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rose sending mouthpics to dave


<You're certain these images are just for artistic reference, Dave?


vore is badong



it's epic



what the fuck


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this is epic


>I noticed you used those references I sent you.

>The resulting artwork seems to be clogging the shower drain.



extremely epic post


vwore is inherently subwversive and queer bec[gets eaten midwvord]


jesus christ how horrifying


we dont riff on aus anymore

remember that

remember van!aradia and 8ean Quean


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I usually don't care for iosys but I like this



this is unironically neato


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no stop remembering when HSG made things together is painful


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hey so uh

this is really fucking good




wesley "the nickel" aufscheisse


does anyone else remember when spongelord took his girl pills and showed us his feminine girlbenip

she was a good girl



remember when that thing you wish would happen but didn't happen happened?


goo night hsg



oh man remember the 3D hiveswap two part game with upcoming 6^6 act epilogue series in the works that literally put competitors out of business by perfecting the genre


remember when laci green vored me and i was still alive when she shit me out


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I have no idea how long a gene typically is but I wasn't expecting TDF AKA SRY to fit in this little space


hello cumlords and cumladies



I'll have you know I am a cumserf



get back to the fields and harvest the parsnips you filthy cumserf


a cumjester



don't shoot the cummessenger here but this is your tucute gender



hi stabs

wanna vore me



no i just did a charcoal shot yesterday you'll mess up my s y s t e m





>charcoal shot




i prefer cumviscount


activated charcoal is the most disgusting thing i have ever had


my ultimate goal is to be a lesbian groom in an Elizabethan sex comedy, like I take care of the horses of the manor and I'm also fucking the young lord's bride-to-be, but it's cool because he's fucking my brother, and there's endless wordplay and mistaken identity around the word 'groom' and I'm your strong-yet-gentle lesbian lover who smells strongly of horse



>Elizabethan sex comedy

sounds fun


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coconut water

activated charcoal

very gingery



what an awful first panel



>activated charcoal

that sounds




you're right, it should be right- or left-aligned, or even staggered diagonally

straight down the middle cues you to think maybe you should be reading top-down, then left-right



you really can't taste/feel anything but the ginger

maybe if you sipped it you could



do you just down it in one go


i had to drink like 20 oz of activated charcoal when i od'd and it felt like i was drinking mushy gravel




it took me two



no, idiot

it spoils the joke



im pretty used to drinking nasty stuff so i can cheat and do it all in one go without it touching my tongue

i could not do the same for the orange drink you told me about a few years ago and the sweetness made me gag too much


I don't really "drink" "alcohol" unless someone says "does anyone want to do shots"

every moment is a good moment to show off how good I am at shots


oh. I dunno, I kinda think knowing where the joke's going makes the bizarre setup more fun



your way of enjoying the joke is weird

as is, it literally puts the punchline first. and then puts the punchline at the end

so when youre at it youre like


i already knew that


i want epicgirl to squirt her gurt into my mouth again



orange drink?

it wasn't gross, just gingery


girls dont even have anything that can be described as "gurt"like



you should uh, maybe take her to a doctor



maybe she has an infection



it’s healthy for women to squirt!


of course you wouldn’t know, grant



the stuff they make you take before endoscopy/colonoscopy

had to do both in a row in my case

i just meant gross stuff in general, figuring out how to get past my body thought was poison was pretty great






how do u know im not abiology major

women dont have "gurt"

they aint got penises either but thats another story



oh god i'm triggered

i had to do both the first time and they gave me this like, grape shit

the second time was worse cause they gave me like two gallons of licorice flavored shit

in like 6 months i'll be due to start having colonoscopys yearly

how time flies



do you not know what squirting is dude



yeah, I guess surprise doesn't make or break a joke for me, but this also isn't my first time seeing the comic. maybe starting off knowing that this is a joke about anime sets me up to think 'cartoons for perverts' is the whole joke, so the weakened 'last name is anime' punchline has its own sorta expectation-defiance thing

I don't really tell jokes? I get laughs from the way I tell stories, but they don't really have punchlines, I just sorta set up the situation and gradually turn it on its head



ew no

also it should not be of yogurt thicc ness



it was pretty awful for me because i dislike really sweet stuff

also the sedatives did not put me out so i was aware of what was going on and pissed off the entire time

i dont even remember why i had to do it i think it was just random




that gurt that was squirted into me shouldn’t be confused with the fictional gurt in my upcoming hypercomic, sorry



my first one i woke up during the colonoscopy part, but i couldnt move or talk

legs all spread and shit, could feel the camera in my bunghole

saw my insides on a giant tv screen

they were all like "go to sleep just take a nap"

what if i had been having surgery where they cut me open and woke up what the fuck

it was an unpleasant experience for a 14 year old



ouch yeah its awkward waking up for that stuff, all it did was make me slightly tired and irritable

one of the nurses noticed me wanting to murder them the entire time it was snaking through

for the next one i told them to absolutely make sure i was out for real and they said they would but they still fucked that up

what a horrible time



its piss



my style of humor goes more

>start at point A

>head off in one direction

<180-degree volta

>end up back at point A facing the opposite direction



god, I'm so lucky, I went down/came back up nice and easy for the colonoscopy and the upper endoscopy



it’s only part piss

and honestly that only makes it sexier to me



it didnt help that i have tolerance for literally all of the sedatives they used

they probably werent taking that into account


wow, I'm really glad I keep fucking up on my quotes


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i really like monster hunter



the second time they gave me some good shit, like not even enough time to count to ten and i was out

that time i was like 19

my adult/nonpediatric gastroenterologist was so much better then my pediatric one

also was the same one my friends mom saw



it's pretty fun yeah



oh you really like monster hunter?


let it be known that i won the squirt argument



im bad at it but yeah

Me and my friend are going to set up ppsspp netplay and hunt together


I'm surprised that i even woke up given that i was like crazy anemic and 100 pounds when i had mine. i ignored the fact that i was shitting blood 40+ times a day until my mom was like what the fuck why is there blood in the toilet

although honestly she probably should've noticed something was wrong way earlier

i was like two treatment escalations away from losing my entire colon

like the option after the immunosupressants was remicade and after that was butt removal



squirting isn't real and also is gross


why is my Internet so much worse at night? I've read this greentext but I really don't think my dad's got the WiFi set up to kick me every few minutes



i’m glad your butt wasn’t removed


stabs, settle this for us

do u gurt



if i didnt have sleep issues i think i wouldve been out easier, or if they had used nitrous and something more

i did all of that when i was 20 and im still worried im gonna have to do it all again at some point

i think its really burned into my memory because literally right after the procedure i had to go watch kung fu panda 3 in theatres while i was still kind of out of it



it’s real, dude

just because you can’t doesn’t mean other vagina-havers don’t


oh she said



me too i like having it


I've never been in a gurtable incident

i'm less then 6 years away from being a wizard


once i hit 25 i'm supposed to get them yearly which is fucking gay


to be fair i have never attempted


ive had this cold or something stuck in an early stage for like, 5 or 6 days now

what the fug



do you not want to or something? you’re pretty cute so that’s kind of confusing

also your upcoming wizardhood may be why you’ve never experienced a spurt of gurt



if i ever have to do it again im just gonna sedate the fuck out of myself before i go in

not taking any risks like that


what exactly is early stage

i dont remember what colds are like


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are you eating trash like you do, grant? are you eating shit? are you eating shit, grant? hey grant, (!) are you eating shit?


>might be in New Orleans next week

the fusion of benley begins...



suck your add and tug your nuts bitch idiot



its been like

mostly a little throat pain and coughing

was some muscle pain ut thats mostly gone



yesterday we had a real nice lunch up at this place in the mountains

i had some vegetable soup, she had a salad

then this like, beef stew thing with carrots and green beans and mashed potatoes



we can start a butt club


i don't really go anywhere conducive to finding a relationship and i'm awkward as fuck

and I have a lot of issues

#actual trash



log off



die imposter


my fakes are always such low effort



oh, that’s pretty great actually


i’ll hit you up after my gf leaves me and we’ll fall in love (assuming, of course, you’ll send me mouthpics)




that's a weord request



is it weird or is it epic?


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i got done dealing with the worst sore throat and cough the other week

i should even be dealing with sore throats anymore i got my tonsils removed for that shit

just eat some cough drops, theyre good and have nutrients


"butt club" is a phrase that keeps coming back to haunt me


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cough drops has mercury in them



mercury is nutrients



which kind of mercury


ive been taking expired dayquil gel pills each day and theyve been seeming to do wonders

opr maybe im just like

only very slightly sick and itsx worst after i just wokeu p


since ive been taking the multivitamin my "its almost bed time and i NEED to eat MEAT" has stopped



right after waking up and around bed time is when that stuff is the worst

i cant do those gel pills though i just retch them out


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>experimental switch and vita emulators


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got me that productive anxiety again

lost like 5 pounds since sunday

sleep less

house so clean

save money by not being hungry




oh hey just like me


why was there even a pocket knife in my camera bag


i believe that she will win! i believe that she will win! i believe that she will win!


that reminds me i gotta get a new knife



b e s t f r i e n d



not being able to eat because of stress and losing weight just from sleeping kicks ass

hello new best friend (the spot was recently vacated congrats)


*shapeshifts into a white supremacist*


why are there dudes who are, like, really into how much they masturbate

like they run blogs about masturbating a lot and bond with other dudes about being 'bators' who 'goon' (make weird faces while they jack it) and reblog posts that say "REBLOG IF YOU'RE MASTURBATING RIGHT NOW!" and act like it's really raunchy and depraved that they jack off a lot

what mistakes do you have to make in life to end up with a sex life entirely orbiting around masturbating? like you and your boyfriend could be kissing and doing frot or something but instead you're jacking off while making weird faces and calling each other 'bro'


*shapeshifts into ben*

*goes on a mass shooting*


if you're going to develop a fetish for masturbation you should at least have the dignity to have a fetish for someone else masturbating


*violently slams barbell against chest during bench press*




i'm gonna get so much done before i eventually burn out and cry in public

at least this time it won't be in front of my boss because i don't really have one


that’s still not even close to as bad as the balloon fetish or vacuum fetish



i dont really understand them personally

i kinda knew someone whose identity seemed to be based solely around masturbation and it was always uncomfortable chatting because he would just work it into every single subject somehow

like goddamn dude i seriously dont care about how you whack it for seven hours straight every day


my gf lets me jerk off with her because i’m afraid of people touching my dick


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having a fetish for masturbation is like.......


that's a different thing really



it is, yeah. but it’s epic to share



im in my burnout period right now after dealing with a shitty last two months, waiting for my energy to return so i can get things done

i still need to get a job again, i lost my really nice one after a 'friend' told me to drop everything and "follow ur heart :)" and move across the entire country with zero planning

im still really fuckin bitter about that and how stupid i was for listening holy shit


it's not the sex act

it's the erotic culture and, like, weird sportsmanship focusing around the highly taboo practice of touching your dick


oh fuck i need potassium

that’s what this is


maybe I'm easily amused but there's not much funnier than being a gay and starting a rant with 'let's get homophobic for a second' when you want to complain about some other gays



so, you're gay, is what you're telling us



hey rev, do you wanna suck my dick and swallow my seed?



no, what? that's old news

new news is me being homophobic for tyler oakley



>One Mexican managed to get deported 44 times in 15 years — which means he also managed to sneak back across the border at least that many times.

build that wall

add in drones that are capable of mortar strikes



good night


build the fucking wall!



stop reminding me how terrible you are

anyway 44x-deported dude is GOAT


it’s almost like mexico is a shithole or something


how come it's tyrannical governmental overstep when economic activity is regulated but disrupting human migration is a self-evident good



if u think this criminal is good ur a idiot



because we don’t have a global nation yet

economic activity that’s within the country, as opposed to immigrants from outside the country. hmmm 🤔🤔🤔



migration is a human right and deportation is an atrocity. it's called civil disobedience, ethicslet



i can’t tell if this supposed to be a joke or not


protip: when the time for the colonoscopy comes knocking you can just kill yourself to avoid doing it


if migration is such a human right then why can’t i move to thule




>economic activity that’s within the country

ahh, yes, how could I forget? we're only deregulating intranational economic activity

anyway I don't think it's obvious that countries have a right to exist or define/control borders



god dude i don’t even see the world like this when i’m tripping and i do truly believe authority to be an delusion

what the fuck are you talking about. they obviously have that right because they enforce it and have throughout history


i know rights aren’t real but you’re acting like it’s this new outrageous thing instead of something possibly older than recorded history

tribalism isn’t dead yet


it’s not like there’s no way to legally immigrate into this country

and i bet you think it’s a fallacy that the illegals make it harder for those people to obtain citizenship


you know what we should really do? we should annex mexico. fuck the wall, we’ll take the whole god damn country because that’s obviously what we want

(we’re publicly executing all their politicians down to the local level don’t worry)


emperor norton can’t protect mexico anymore!



not entirely a bad idea, honestly


if the mexicans are being mexiCANTs about cleaning up their country we might as well step in and take control



we have to figure out a way to get mexicans to stop littering first

publicly maim litterers?




you can't stop at the local level

you have to get rid of every level of the government

this includes all the people who currently pay off anybody in the police, the police, probably the fire departments too because hey, they're right there

and let's be real

if they didn't want to be part of america, why are so many of them crossing the border illegally? let's just fucking roll over them, and keep going, right down to peru, we might as well control as much of central america as we can



why stop there



have to give the countries we annex five to ten years to adjust, while we put in the effort to improve key infrastructure and change some things.

then keep rolling on south.


every mexican will be vored by american-bought gigantic korean homonculi girls



oh true, i forgot to take that into consideration


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alright my phone stopped having a fucking vibration seizure, since I took the damn battery out

good night



do you live around mexicans



who doesn’t


you get facefucked by what you assume is some kind of parasite but it turns out to just be a chill endomutualist that lives in your digestive system and gives you magneto/electroception


>tfw no at-will bodyshaping symbiote gf


symbiosis... cool

sentient endonanonets... cool

want to share my body with something that kinda has its own mind but it's hard to tell where it stops and I end

need to share my body with something that kinda has its own mind but it's hard to tell where it stops and I end


I'm gonna be a games journalist and my schtick is that instead of being coy about how bad I am at video games I'm openly terrible at video games

>"still can't get the hang of the controls but my deaths are pretty funny and the scenery I get lost in is gorgeous, 8/10"




i dont even bother reading game reviews anymore because there are so many that come out on the same day of release a few hours later, and you know that means this person hasn't even beaten the game yet which is so frustrating to see

you can just put yourself in a position of credibility and then give a review on a game you havent finished or fully experienced


the same goes to music reviewers

you cant review a album in just a day!



remember all the mass effect 3 reviews that hadn't gotten to the ending yet


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fr tbh real talk though our politics are so god damn stupid we won’t have a country in fifteen years if this keeps up. i guess we don’t really have it now though, do we? never in lifetimes, maybe

goodnight hsg



this would be true if trump wasn't president


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Rate this epic





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rate THIS epic



>stayed up long enough to get hungry again

why do this to myself?



the fuck kind of kid doesn't have their parents' router administration password?


its a "nasally genji main who wont let go of the voice chat key" kinda match


It's an overwatch kind of hell


so cold

so cold


i just saw a recipe for sweetcorn ice cream and this is doing nothing for my mood


i like seeing ppl on /a/ mad



about what



well, right now its tsuredure children ending






let's become wizards together hsg



can wizards have sex with each other?


bros don't fuck


scottish guy teach me the ways of your people


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do you think muten roushi is a virgin


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I wish the japanese were more into homestuck

I want a doujin of rose getting summoned by a bunch of wizards and having a train run on her

fun fact when it's wizards they call it running the hogwarts express


I want to make my dick disappear into Rose's platform 9 and 3/4!



i'd translate homestuck to japanese if it weren't for all of the various reasons not to do it


just get an english speaking jap to read it

like shindol



>english speaking jap









they don't exist you idiot



>hentai doujin artist



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ive been posting on /a/ for literally like

11 years

i know a lot of shit


legitimately nearing 11 years


u fuckin trolls




pot, kettle, et al


tfw accidentally making hsg post in another thread on another board


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Oh I was looking for this picture a long time ago



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>same composer as this


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is this one of those shows about people struggling with mental illnesses


i see the new gundam build fighters thing has a cat girl

i watch the new gundam build fighters thing


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the vid is trash but look at the channel name


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I pat down my autistic weaboo gf's cheese pizza with paper towels for thirty minutes because I love her just that much


i hate sfv ryu and sakura in monster hunter. they look so awkward in it. it's like a bad mod.



who's dA's mum supposed to be






damn that's a fucking pull


i hate ytpmv where the samples they use are so incredibly short and stretched out that they are completely unrecognizable and just sound like basic waves.


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isn't that the point of review copies



they still do not play the entirety of the game or even attempt to


there's a lovely article from some game journalism magazine about how entitled and whiny gamers are for getting so angry over mass effect 3's ending

and there's a tiny disclaimer included that says the journalist writing all this hasn't finished the game yet

it's so perfect, i wish i'd saved it


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thread theme


dog is dreamin


shes whining in her sleep

i want to wake her up and tell her its ok, but maybe shes chasing a dream rabbit or somethin and i'd ruin it


empty your balls down my throat and tell me i'm a good boy



shut up shitto



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>playing monhun with a philly cheese steak sandwich and lemon sweet tea



>watching dragon ball while fasting

send help



dont you want to be fit like goku?


>playing monhun while buried under a blanket



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pat my head and call me a good girl



i don't have alien physiology and watching goku eat makes fasting at least twice as hard.


are you a girl?


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i'm not going to pet you if you aren't a girl you fag


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>professionally paid writer

>indicate your characters are yelling by putting their text in caps


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i cannot believe people actually do not like this song




I thought it was a joke song when I first heard it in shut up and jam gaiden


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this mince is three days past the use-by date

but me hunghung...



let's watch good burger




somehow fetishes still surprise me


>Knockout 221 (It's a female)




the war on hungies will by necessity have casualties

do what you must, soldier


>Rotten Tomatoes gives [Good Burger] a score of 32% based on reviews from 38 critics and an average rating of 4.2/10.

just destroy this whole planet


good burger is the godhand of films


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it's funny how as the power levels rise in dragon ball, they use this sound effect more and more



the smash brothers bat sound?



it's a little different, and also dragon ball did it first



yeah but smash brothers > dragonball


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thread theme

sweet mashups edition

brought to you by "norwegian recycling"



what would post scratch hsg be like



this is post scratch hsg



huh is he?


she up

she monkeynoising


[sand people noises]


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i love how many replies posts like this get on /fit/





do the harlem shake!!!!!!!


I want a Goonies/Stranger Things-esque story that reflects modern online friendship.

Like, instead of kids living in the same town fighting a monster, it’s a group of online friends from different parts of the world fighting a world-ending threat, like aliens or wait fuck thats homestuck nevermind


oppan gangam style!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


oppai gangnam style


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homestuck did do some genius things

the kids were meant to showcase this new form of deep, genuine online friendship that's emerged in the last decade, and this was hammered in by them not meeting up in the medium for the long time .

but that was before hussie realized how profitable catering to shippers was


Homestuck was a mistake


i have completely submitted to the ghostwriter theory

not because of any new evidence, but just because i want it to be real


i dunno, i think it is very reasonable to think that hussie got tired and started taking more input from all of the other people he already got involved in the series.



I genuinely think it's the only acceptable theory

He wouldn't intentionally tank the franchise because money

So it's either a traumatic brain injury or he hired a ghostwriter who was not able to replicate his style



its not true anon

accept that he just wrote bad

is it true that the post-retcon stuff was like 30% of the comic by wordcount, i heard that statistic thrown around but i never bothered to check


Sometimes I actively regret ever reading this stupid comic


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AU where i've never read Homestuck, i've never frequented HSG and i'm a normal human being with friends


remember people thinking post retcon was written by calliope and thats why it was so bad



i've taken multiple years-long breaks from hsg

and i've learned it has nothing to do with this place

we were born to shitpost, anon. if it wasn't hsg, it'd be somewhere else.



me too

i always come back, and it always just feels right.



where's that theory where it was written by caliborn again



i've poisoned many happy innocent little generals during my breaks

i've shitposted some to death, not because i wanted to, but because i had to

hsg is a perfect receptacle

the broth sustains us, but it also contains us


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trigger discipline!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



oh the one where it was all secretly part of homosuck or whatever



that trigger is pulled


what's all this about a retcon? i think i might have stopped reading before it.



hussie erases


2 years maybe?

of the comic, via time travel

so he can bring back vriska



John gained powers to teleports to literally any point of the comic without consequence and he uses it to bring back Vriska


hmmm i feel like i maybe remember the arm thing....


did literally anything come from the retcon powers besides vriska's revival

i can't remember any other consequence


john could have retcon teleported LE into the white void space without his coat and left him there but nah lol lets bring back vriska


he also rewrote terezis teenage romance and interrupted lemonsnout's trial


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


remember the meteor trip?

no you don't


let's all go on a trip down memory lane



i am not ever clicking that, wonkstopher



post: hidden



It validated fujos.



I mean his game failed a shitload right as his dad died and he fell in with Shelby-style people. That'd fuck anyone up.



>this was too far but the Thomas the Tank Engine deathclaws weren't


i would click a thousand rev links before clicking that video


and I would click five hun-dred revlinks

and I would click five hun-dred more


Vriska was pushed on us so hard when she was alive and dead and then alive again that I almost wonder if Hussie wished Karkat would have bit it during murderstuck but he talked too much with the humans and was already the "leader"

so he just kept him on the sidelines and his ultimate destiny was crying and then getting knocked out by his own side


Hussie's never been good at showing vs telling, post retcon it just got worse.


so like... did he actually delete a ton of shit?



narratively, years worth of shit never happened



Pretty much all of Act 6 from the non-alpha perspective. Which is much relevant, just Davesprite dating Jade and Terezi dating Dave. So basically fucking up Dave's dating life.



not like, deleted from the website. but yes, he completely erased 2 years+ of the comic because he regretted killing off vriska too early.



was meant for



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Fun fact: John put his hand inside the window that represented himself



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planet of the revtards


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true anguish


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>do i really have to brush my teeth ;_;

almost a deal breaker


a planet where people capable of hearing are the ones treated as disabled


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*clips into thread while t posing*






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almost thought this was real for a minute



I sighed so hard that I blacked out for a few seconds


we have to actually stop trollcall



it's not?


is this trollcall especially bad or what

ive opened maybe like 3 of them total


gah why is browsing socially capable people's tumblrs so addicting


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that one that eats asses - like, cuts them off people and physically eats them - was interesting


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>reached a point where the trollcalls are so shitty, i thought it was just a parody

can we go lower


okay i opened this one too

yeah thats pretty bad



we can

so don't ask that question again


<troll jewish


actually, someone should submit "Getall Revdup" and see if they accept it



rev it isn't submission based


also i just clicked the tumblr link and do they really shill the extended zodiac test every time they post one of these



never change rev



these aren't user submitted

this is literally the best whatpumpkin can do





so? it's worth trying


rev's unique wisdom


whatpumpkin isn't that incompetent

they know if they slap a "they/them onto a troll or call them jewish (or any other minority tag), people will just eat them up



>call them jewish (or any other minority tag)

im pretty sure troll jewish is just a reference to people calling terezi that


people (wonk) will eat it up


"hey, this one has a shovel"

i dont get it


>@summerfunperi Hey I’m not super fond of these trolls either but can you fucking chill for one minute?

wait a minute that name....



they couldn't think of a third character trait



what was the comment





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this kid is PISSED



he's wessin' up!


oh yeah man angrily rant at the tumblr page

that'll fix everything

you absolute goon


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>wes likes trollcall



absolutely fucking not


i still don't get the fucking "mood" thing



wait fuck i didn't mean for the meme arrow

now it sounds like an implication instead of facetious teasing

dammit shit i'm sorry breter i failed


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pirate au

reminds me of the kate beaton nemesis comics


>Can't hear your screams

>Will level your hiveblock for bringing it up

>Still better written than official Troll Calls


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im convinced king frills dont exist




For all the kind of stupid things they've had in the story this block I think that as a whole it's the best they've done in a while.

Innistrad had some star stories but outside of those it was kind of eh to bad. So far none of the stories in Ixalan have been explicitly amazing, but as a whole the story itself has been pretty good.


Rose wasn't an alcoholic anymore and we found out that Lemonsnout was FRAMED


home stuck looks gay as shit, but can I get a 5/10 GF if I get into it?



I have a concept I've never done anything with where World War IV was fought with auditory mind-control and as a result everyone who could hear died

but not everyone remaining was genetically-deaf-and-could-only-have-deaf-kids

so generations later you have these small post-apocalyptic societies of deaf signers, but some of their members have a Psychic Power called hearing (they're not dumb, they have histories and they understand the physics, but if almost no-one you knew could hear...)

their hearing members can detect threats the others can't, but they're also still vulnerable to stumbling across old bunkers with stable power supplies that are still broadcasting the old mind control sounds



You're breaking the head right?



maybe 8 years ago



You're like 6-7 years later on that train bucko, sorry




i think im just incredibly unlucky with drops


oh my god he's still fucking yelling in the notes of that post

he's just incoherently screeching in the notes

people are telling him how embarrassing he is


>Troll Judaism

that's it

I'm done


>Jonech Tronne




ah ok, thanks brosephs



I mean, he's not wrong, about anything. Trollcall is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.



which game are you playing? Because it seems like the drop rate is 65% when you break the head.


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he's just really silly



the rivals stories have just been so poorly written

the plot is fine but i feel like i have to skim to protect my brain from the prose


i hope cohen gets his dick trapped in the elevator door and it goes up and rips his dick off


it going down would also be fine




that would never happen..




..because his dick is too small!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


confession time

i have no idea what trollcall actually is

like i see these awful ocs posted here but why are they actually being made



they're troll characters in hiveswap



is he pretending? i dont get it...




The only thing that I really thought was off was how much they tried to make you feel like Azor was the bad guy with Vraska ranting about patriarchy or whatever.


This wiki only has from 3u onward but it seems 65% on all the games I've seen so I don't see why they would change it.


> but why are they actually being made

presumably they are to populate the rest of hiveswap, if that ever comes out

we have no idea how relevant they will be, whether they'll be actual characters or just sidenotes








post more ifunny


how do i comment on a post if it's not on my dash

i went to reblog it but i remembered that i have the extension to remove my posts from my dash and I don't remember where i had it to turn it off


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AU where piccolo stayed like this forever


nevermind wes posted it


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wes' caliborn impression is getting pretty good, just remember he doesn't usually use commas


the worst thing about this salvadorian beauty technician board is how often I have to ask myself, "wait is [regular poster] a literal teen"

many of you are manchildren and should know better but, historically, several of you were Actual Children 🅱retending not to be underage



I was thinking the same thing.


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it just never ends

and a white knight showed up, too!



oh good i don't have to post mine, you'll just do it for me.



wonk that's not what white knight means



is that ben






yeah of course, thats what we're doing right now i guess


although for the reference I do think the rust-blood one is less awful than most





the rust blood is actually pretty good but

>troll jewish


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allegedly stolen


troll yahweh

troll circumcision

troll cultural marxism

troll bagels with grublox


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why does mr. popo having pale palms make him feel even more racist


he'd be fine if they came up with better bulletin points than "lol shovel!!!"





how do you circumcise a tentabulge



backpack, his gremlin friend, and this one are ok

some of the others aren't offensive but i wouldn't really say they were ok/good


seriously though


a breakdown in the replies of a whatpumpkin post


tell cohen how he's gonna be asking if you want fries with that next


Honestly what pisses me off more than the designs is the way they are drawn. It just disgusts me for some reason.


gotta say though, it's risky to make troll judaism canon considering most things with "troll [human thing]" are parodies or inversions

it's gonna be offensive one way or another



i highly doubt the judaism thing will have anything to it other than being a bulletin point on a character sheet



there was already at least one holocaust oven joke in the actual comic so they're probaby fine



yeah pretty much

remember johns interest in magic tricks



it will absolutely help. i want cohen to reading my awful rant aimed at his hack writing and block me for it like he blocked me on twitter for calling him out on this. it proves he is weak and cannot accept any negative criticism.




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anyway wes is 100% right just throw some random thing onto their character sheet and people shit themselves

"they're nonbinary uwu"

"they're jewish uwu"

"they're [something else] uwu"


anyone who's legitimately still interested in Homestuck in the CURRENT YEAR of 2018 is without a doubt an awful person and I don't want to be associated with them in any way


>troll jewish

I mean doesn't that mean they worship Karkat.



isn't giving importance to dumb aesthetic traits the entire point of tumblr



ok this is actually a pretty funny concept. an entire religion based on judaism except they worship karkat and his teachings.


god i wasmostly exaggerating with that whole caliborn/karkat like rant. but real talk mr. wonk? professor dambro? i was serious (and also right) on all of those points. you can't refute me on this.




I'm 100$ certain that's canon. Jewish trolls follow the sufferer.


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they worship the sufferer, don't they



in theory you could say about a not-actually-human character with literally-black skin that their skin wasn't supposed to resemble or evoke any human trait. it'd be a bad argument in this dude's case, he's a clear golliwog reference, but the more alien their appearance the more plausible it is that they're not supposed to have anything to do with black people

the paler palms grounds it firmly in human physiology. everyone's got thin/less-pigmented-looking skin on their palms, but how that looks on dark skin has been remarked on a bunch


karkat becomes the leader of a new worldwide religion

john is sad and alone still and no one talks to or hangs out with him

(because he refuses to convert)


is worshipping the sufferer even Judaism? it should be christianity if anything.



yes but it's not as epic to make fun of christianity


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he bode


Thy next foe is...



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wes did you harass people in their askbox

oh my god you did you absolute maniac


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someone else talked about their use of caps in the story


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also this


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oh no goku is turning racist too


tumblr homestuck fandom likes worldbuilding, they like speculating/expanding on Alternia lore, and they like imagining themselves in the setting

that's it, it's that innocuous, don't be nerds about it


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wes you're a fucking joke man



>likes worldbuilding

No, they like shipping and inclusion. If they liked worldbuilding they wouldn't have eaten up post-retcon.




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The Started-at-act-5 menace must be stopped once and for all



no one here has any right to judge how another man shitposts




[ voice]

shut up,



i do and i will



you can like different things at the same time

sure, some of this is SJ Points. but a lot of the people excited about trolls being nb are nb. ditto Jewish trolls and Jewish fans. it's new material to play with in their interpretation of Alternia, and the material is personally relevant. why would that merit getting annoyed about?



>why would that merit getting annoyed about?

because they are a large amount of the reason that homestuck turned to shit

also remember when trolls generally weren't that into fashion?


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salt lick posts.png



Remember when trolls were actually designed okay


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sion it's ur turn




it's sad because the ixalan stories were for the most part competently written, and even the memory flood story that started rivals was good

but man, all the other rivals ones have been just bad. they really need to get their writing team down to 2-3 competent people and fire these shitters.



>it changed and I don't like it and people who do like it have personally injured me

also Karkat's an unreliable narrator. he tends to overextend his own preconceptions when he explains troll shit


[wonk voice] wes is retarded and a joke haha *completely skips over the post wes made where he said he was exaggerating*



keep doug, the guy who writes all the stories about girls getting mindraped, and someone else



sorry i missed this

you spent most of that rant calling the people who like it wrong and iq defecient and the other part of it stating your opinions on the state of the webcomic and game and the quality of the characters

"they only like it because of the shallow labeling" is unproveable and really just "they like things that i don't like"

you aren't right because you can't be right any more than you could be wrong

you're offering subjective thoughts, not objective ones

and then you sent messages to two of the people who were telling you to cool off, telling them to fuck off and that you've blocked them

so on top of trying to pass opinion as fact you're also a fucking loser


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sorry i meant to attach this



it's really not the content of wes's public breakdown in the comments of a hivebent team post that makes the public breakdown pathetic

he can be 'exaggerating' all he likes. he still threw a ridiculous hissy fit



"Hey guys the emperor is still a dick and he wants to go invade the vampires"

"Ok sweety well just go on a planeswalk vacation for a week and everything will be fine"



>you're also a fucking loser

°bangs big squeaky toy hammer as if it were a judges gavel*

irrelevant name calling that applies to everyone here


you can't "i was only joking bro" your way out of sending hateasks to people's blogs


sorry, can you help me come up with a better descriptor than

"needlessly a dickhead" maybe


wes you don't need wonk's approval

if anything, wonk giving you the thumbs up is a sign something has gone horribly wrong

your posts were warranted my man



I was going to look up who made I, Avacyn and The Promised End and surprise surprise it was Ken and Doug.

So keep those two and then find someone else who isn't abyssmal.



oh right, it's a video game




not to put words in wes's mouth or anything, but you can't really 'only pretend' to overreact histrionically in public among people who won't ever read that you said you were exaggerating

whether or not wes was sincere in his hysterics, the hysterics exist

a public spectacle is a public spectacle is a public spectacle



right as i step out of the room

rev youre up now



>"they only like it because of the shallow labeling" is unproveable

have you missed the posts about people going apeshit over the fact that they are nonbinary or JEWISH? i am very confident that if they didn't have such labels, they wouldn't give two shits about them.

>opinions can't be wrong

okay fine sure

but they can certainly be bad and shouldn't be worth holding



homosuck is shit



not to put words in hsg's mouth, but nobody reads your posts




is this saltlick



boigah's up



> i am very confident that if they didn't have such labels, they wouldn't give two shits about them

it doesnt really matter how confident you are, it's meaningless without a way to prove it

and buddy you can't determine what opinions people hold, or whether you should or shouldnt be held

and sending hatemail to people on tumblr because they disagree with you is pathetic

you threw a fit in the replies of a tumblr post because people had different opinions then you, and you might think that's defensible, and you're allowed to think that


did not mean to set draw what the fuck


ok sponge's turn



extremely epic



sending someone a singular capital "FUCK YOU" isn't hatemail

>you can't determine what opinions people hold, or whether you should or shouldnt be held

nice to know you're okay with fascists roaming around preaching their ideology and lgbt people being stoned to death by radical muslims


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>sponge picked Sami



hsg what keeb are you using


what was it one of our local not-a-pedos asked me recently? oh yeah

>do you enjoy being a pot of malice and anger

let other people have fun in the corpse of Homestuck, dude. they don't need your permission but you'll be happier


fuck you



>sending someone a singular capital "FUCK YOU" isn't hatemail

what would you call it then, if not an extension of a protracted internet tantrum?

are you seriously doing this

fascist ideology isn't "i like this character design" we're talking about entirely different contexts for the word "opinion"

and people being stoned isn't an opinion, it's an action, and why would that be protected

what the fuck are you trying to accomplish here



you're an awful person and poster but "pot of malice and anger" is not what I'd describe you as.










this would be more convincing if it didn't come with a (You) attached, or like, if you didn't say it

it might even be insulting, if I didn't say it first years ago


thanks, I guess?



I wasn't talking to you shitbitch.



>what would you call it then, if not an extension of a protracted internet tantrum?

not fucking hate mail, harassment, or anything else that can be conceived as malicious or intending to harm. it was part of the exaggeration and you should be able to know that.

>fascist ideology isn't "i like this character design" we're talking about entirely different contexts for the word "opinion"

they are both equally as bad

>and people being stoned isn't an opinion, it's an action, and why would that be protected

releasing low quality characters is also an action. it's the murder of a franchise, james. you of all people should know.


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best quality: his wiggles



this is epic


I'm not owned, I'm not owned, wes says as he


is sending FUCK YOU to some person you were fake arguing against hate mail? am i harassing them to no avail?



okay you've been joking this whole time


you're still a fucking goon, man


>troll jewish




i'm serious about the hate mail bit

i don't think this is something I can chalk up to "having no empathy", it's silly to take it seriously



So was Terezi.


seriously wes

take a look at the people chastising you

it probably means you're probably some sort of saint


troll circumcision


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yes, I think your reasons for throwing this childish shitfit are distasteful

you may disagree. other people may also disagree.

but you did throw the childish shitfit, and in a place where most people are going to agree your reasons are distasteful

seems, I dunno, undignified and poorly thought-out?


troll gnostic



shut up salt


If there is even the slightest chance that autistic spazout caused just one of those fuckers to spend a quiet minute contemplating the existence of a wider internet that has left homestuck behind it was worth it tbh

it's being embarassed for like an hour versus them being an embarassment their entire fucking life lol



why shouldn't it be taken seriously

it's something you actually literally did, and it's pathetic and childish


>it was part of the exaggeration and you should be able to know that

this is a fucking joke



crazy how nature do that


which troll would be the most likely to be circumcised



No, she was Troll Jewgish.



i get a circumcised feeling from sollux



Yes, that's what I said.



sollux in all likelihood



it seems epic



Only one of his dicks though.



are you serious? am i in the minority here?


imagine if balls got circumcised


you're acting as if i sent the person "go kill yourself"



how would that work






take the excess skin out of the scrote so the balls are always taut



dude why is this so hard for you to accept

what is the point of sending some rando on tumblr who has a different opinion than you an ask that just says "FUCK YOU" and tells them that you've blocked them


would you rather be blocked or be blacked





*saltlick voice* oh you’ve been so bad, oh [five syllable word] [seven syllable word], you don’t type as many words as me so i must be smarter! oy vey! hail mary!


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when people you don't like laugh at you and make fun of you, they really are being derisive. it's not some kind of elaborate deflection from their own, hypothetical, hurt feelings. they think you're silly and contemptible



you are aggressively stupid sometimes sponge



it’s epic



i saw a webm once of a guy fucking a girl while talking about how he was gonna ghost her as soon as he was done

it was pretty unique as far as dirty talk goes


I didn't think putting my birthday in would ever actually come back to be relevant



i think it's humorous to act like an offensive bigot to people, sort of like this entire argument

and i doubt the person was even affected by it. they even called it funny. who so cares?

honestly lets just agree to disagree because i dont think we're going anywhere with this


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you ok rev


the dunning-kruger effect



no but I saved that at some point last night with that filename?


I followed my instructions


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>i think it's humorous to act like an offensive bigot to people

see this just proves my point that you're pathetic and childish so yeah discussion over this was fun



she's epic


i've been blucked!!!


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also yea uh wes' shtick is pretty stupid


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>the trolls leaked and as far as i can tell hsg has never talked about this

we really are dead huh. like, rotting husk dead.

these do look just bad enough to be real


all im getting when i hunt great jaggies are screamers



I can't exactly time travel back to third grade and unfuck the thesaurus. maybe third-grader me thought big words made me seem smart, but I've had sixteen years to regret that bullshit

I've been a jargon fiend my whole life. I've tried to stop, with mixed success. these are my first, gut-level choice of words to express my thoughts


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>Operation Intrude N313



they're just incredibly not worth talking about

does that one in the bottom right have horse penises for horns though?



it's epic and i'll keep going until i become embarrassed by it in my 50's





there was the hilarocaust too

the juggalo-driven holocaust that helped kill off earth's population



we can only hope

i doubt hussie forgot about the dildo



i actually can't remember which one of these we haven't seen



is it just me or is this the most lazy ass possible way to design characters

do i just not know how character design works



>is it just me or is this the most lazy ass possible way to design characters

no you're right



its lazy + looks like shit


i thought trolls (barring kanaya and i guess all of the jadebloods) didn't care about fashion


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not exactly tooting my own horn here but i could probably design characters that look better

also compare them to a good design like vriska's or caliborn's. they really do look like shit



but anon he was just exaggerating!!!


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>it's XLR's turn again





oh i thought you were wesposting



its a visual comic

you can SEE the plain black shirts


is there porn of the new muscular cat chef fucking the old fat cat chef



it isn't either of the universes from the comic, as far as we know.

maybe this is a universe where trolls like fashion :)


ahhhhhhhhhh I fucking WAS right about Eli


did someone say



erieri erieri is a valid troll name



wwhat are we gonna do on the bed


i like erieri ireire more



>chainsaw starting up sounds



roxy and jake are in it though


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Opening of the year has some really fucking stiff competition right out the gate



i probably should've used the word timeline not universe

or maybe this is just alpha john's universe

do you think hussie gives a fuck



wait what

I cleared this mission with an S rank

I swear the mission results screen said it was an A rank


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thanks toriyama


that wasn't supposed to be a reply, not sure why that happened


so monhun

how do people feel about the long sword



i like it


i will admit that new jew troll is actually pretty cute

i wonder if the inside of her mouth looks jewish



i think i tried it for 1 fight when i first started and didn't like it but that was probably just me being shit


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cool i finally got a frill


its fun




i saw a mouth fetish porn recently and immediately thought of you


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honestly one of the worst changes to world is that you don't get a cute guild girl to show you quests you get this walking abomination


why does she look like she has a disease



she's not normally that bad



i'm playing with it for the first time in mhw

it's fun and versatile, but shallow


it's basically a glass cannon version of the greatsword with a weird super meter thing


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., alchemize " cattails " and sunflower for maize ( corn ) ,.


capcom gives you a sarah ryder tier retard gf and you spit in their face



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You're right normally she just looks like off-brand tracer, which is arguably even worse.



what does thanks be to the delta-difinity mean


the really stupid thing is that every other handler or guild girl actually looks like a fucking guild girl and not this pile of shit


>3d porn guy won't stop posting his shit in the /co/ thread



light bowgun is pretty fun


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6' vs 5'11"


how fast will mods for monhun world on pc come out to make her less ugly



., thanks be to The Difinity , The Being Supreme , The Divine Infinite Unity , The Metaphysical Entirety that is also Alive and Sharer of Life , Θε Δελτα-Διφινιτυ is the " Greek " way of typing Difinity until the computer catchup , since world war 2 the axis group is in recovery and that includes " Greece " ,.




she's cute you dumb ingrate, 10/10 would blush if she pulled my chair out for me



she is cute for someone with stage 3 cancer



gotta agree with this



is this salt



of course it is


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they know she's ugly, it was done on purpose

they literally sell you $3 dlc to make her not ugly


granted her face is still kind of fucky but you can't fix everything


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handler should have looked like this honestly



i've seen those fisrt two images posted an uncountable amount of times


do boys even like girls or think they're pretty? anytime I hear someone complaining about an ugly vidya girl she just looks normal, like a girl you'd see in real life.

did u know... normie 3D girls... are cute too???


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no they arent



she looks like tracer and i hate tracer

also i'm gay



yes thinking a video game character whose eyes are red and black and who has skin blemishes all over her cheeks and a crooked jaw is ugly means i hate all women


for shits I'm just going to post all the guild girls



human beings are disgusting


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First two are gen 1, second two are gen 2


sleepy girls with bedhair who haven't or don't put on makeup yawning and groaning for coffee >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2DBU (two-dimensional, bland, uninteresting)


denial is a normal part of the grief process


is there, like, a reason why her eyes are so badly fucked up and her cheeks are constantly red



3DPD is fucking repulsive salt


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Gen 3



oof the sailor ones


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First is gen 3

2-4 are gen 4

and then the handler is dogshit


post the smith's daughter shes cute isnt she


3DPD (three-dimensional, precious, delightful)



no it's three dimensional pig disgusting


i don't want a sex robot, but i'm happy their advent is at hand


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the cutest


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this is a three dimensional pig

but it is not disgusting




hmm... are you sure? that doesn't sound right, 3D girls are wonderful and swoon-worthy


god damn almost every vore artist does NOT know how to draw a vagina



you're right it's cuter than most girls we should use something else to describe it


it's not epic it's epig



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yeah omg all girls are perfect and beautiful:) um girls are my spirit animal:)


if you want to be in love with a girl you have to befriend her and get to know her first, I dunno how you're supposed to do that with one of those mango girls



>if you want to be in love with a girl

you see, that's where you've got it wrong





>will hurt you




>can't hurt you

it's literally no contest


if you want an example of why even 3d men are terrible just look at saltlick


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I'm posting this again because it's really fucking good and you should listen to it.


sako: elliot rodger 2.0


i'm gonna fucking NUT when the full comes out


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tell me all about the real, 3D person you want to be your Valentine this year, HSG



i don't have any female acquaintances anymore


hi :)



i don't think I've felt any real romantic attraction towards anyone ever


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Pondering asking out a female coworker. On the one hand she's pretty cute. On the other hand I've seen her Deviantart acount.



>those nails

jeez, you're not afraid she'd tear up your butthole?


it is time to jack off



>On the other hand I've seen her Deviantart acount.




she's epic and her tongue is cute



that is good. she cannot have the morale high-ground now.


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top jej





fuck man, I just want to cook for her


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7 days

what should i make for dinner



what does 7 days mean



till vday

he's probably doing a waifu dinner for the poofy-haired slut



7 days until his "ULTIMATE PISSBABY FIT" goes off cooldown


what if we had abilities irl...like videogames



thinking of taking the plunge with a coworker

she's been, uh, not subtle since i broke up with my previous gf, but i dunno

i don't really want to be with anyone, but also it's hard to get out and do anything alone


>hey i've been enjoying going out on you but i don't think i am comfortable taking this any further unless you clip your nails. you see, i greatly value not having my anus torn apart.


should i do a waifu dinner



dont call her that.




who is your waifu



i don't really have one

i liked nino from arakawa but I don't know if i waifu-like her and besides she's already in a relationship


i like nano from nichijou


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what should i go hunt now


what should i put on my grocery list hsg



i thought you were a centaur for a second



what's the roster in p3rd






if you buy anything but coconut water youre a stupid bitch idiot



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the gay grunts were cute

it's weird they put their name in every panel though




rice, gravy mixes, ground meat, rye bread, soup ingredients


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i usually steal that instead of buying it


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she's really funny and pretty and she's into Classics and poetry and she got accepted to grad school on the opposite side of the country so if I'm gonna kiss her I better get on with it


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khezu/giggi are cool yea


is it even worth playing the ps2 monhuns


World really needs more monsters that aren't just big lizards.


is it worth trying monhun if i really liked dragons dogma

i know theyre not the same type of game but its the closest thing i can think of



yeah they went very strong on the "dinosaur hunter" thing this time


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this picture makes me so happy



i dont have any person i want no

but a friend is trying to play matchmaker for me and i don't know how to deal with that


Dice rollRolled 1 (1d2)

1) watch more dragon ball

2) do literally anything else



tell them what about it makes you uncomfortable

if you don't mind them matchmaking but you're uncomfortable with how they do it or how they talk about it, you can say that

if you want them to stop, tell them so directly and that it makes you uncomfortable/


i can’t wait to play monhun on my nintendo switch :)


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Dice rollRolled 1 (1d2)



penny arcade was always really inconsistent with the art huh


isn't a two-sided die just a coin



surprised they didnt cut the dialogue just to show the purple girl's boobs



video game web comic people love words more than anything



it's feminist, her boobs are part of the conversation, that last wordbubble is coming from her titties


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how long until there's another bitcoin thing and we have more people shitposting about it



yup, though people mostly just roll any die and modulo 2

people make d3s, they're just triangular prisms, but you can use the d6 or d12 modulo 3 so I've never seen the point


were people hoarding them because they were overclocking them to hell and back or were they just trying to make it so no one could have them



the former i believe


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Did he think it was candy?


that's rude


imagine how hot it would be inside a room with someone mining bitcoin


Dice rollRolled 21, 26 = 47 (2d26)

'scuse me a sec, I forget how rolling more than one die displays on 8ch and I need to make sure my next shitpost won't be too obnoxious


Dice rollRolled 20, 11, 23, 16, 14, 23, 7, 15, 1, 3, 4, 9 = 146 (12d26)


rolling for troll name


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>Tkwpnw Goacdi


>Your name is TKWPNW GOACDI

well, could be worse. I think I can even pronounce the given name if I'm nimble and Welsh enough about it


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why is there a dick



do you have a problem






yes i have a dick problem


yeah I've got a dick problem... I've got six dicks and only four things to do with them, five if I work for it


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fajita time

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