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File: d93c3e59a84a052⋯.jpg (36.77 KB, 750x737, 750:737, XH6-Xv8LRzKMwxY5MznuXpeE_b….jpg)

 No.1119606

 No.1119608

>>1119606

>IT'S NOT WEED YOU PIECE OF SHIT STONER


 No.1119610

i said

fajita time


 No.1119611

File: 048eadf88ceb8bd⋯.jpg (375.3 KB, 1536x2048, 3:4, judy hopps figure.jpg)

File: 737d03b4e5319ef⋯.jpg (163.05 KB, 1033x1246, 1033:1246, just a hungry pal.jpg)

File: 8e580623c1b704d⋯.png (715.76 KB, 1252x1920, 313:480, kanaya's knee-knocker.png)

File: ef1755a81a96c44⋯.jpg (44.57 KB, 1003x708, 17:12, kiss the frog.jpg)

File: 9a46bc96fece770⋯.jpg (48.77 KB, 717x960, 239:320, lad-idas.jpg)


 No.1119612

daddy yankee: a ella le gusta la gasolina


 No.1119613

File: 87c49e7f0bc8df2⋯.png (412.37 KB, 634x317, 2:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1119612

me: DAME MAS GASOLINA


 No.1119614

lovin all the hot chef art from monhun


 No.1119615

File: 3607f8e44d43ed7⋯.png (44.89 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1361938556252.png)

I think I might need to go on mood stabilizers


 No.1119616

File: 3812387a5cc3b84⋯.jpg (92.87 KB, 863x1024, 863:1024, 3812387a5cc3b84ca76cd9c01f….jpg)

Hey, that's my favorite Mario game


 No.1119617

*chugs more pills*


 No.1119618

daddy yankee: pero pa' montarlo aquí tengo la pieza, ¡oye!


 No.1119619

File: 2145116b4ccd700⋯.gif (1.86 MB, 300x298, 150:149, brendan jordan my beautifu….gif)

>>1119618

me: DESSSS PAAAAA CITO


 No.1119620

is there a person in the entire world excited for solo

note: youtubers on disney's payroll do not count as people


 No.1119621

>>1119620

redlettermedia is excited to make more epic nerd crew vids


 No.1119622

>>1119620

lookin forward to lando and nothing else


 No.1119623

File: 47b7581d86c005c⋯.png (675.29 KB, 600x800, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

anyway, the new gerber baby has downs syndrome


 No.1119624

brendan jordan is everything I was trying to be in high school but never had the poker face to pull off


 No.1119625

>>1119623

he's adorable


 No.1119626

i honestly hated flipflappers


 No.1119627

yo queero taco bell:)


 No.1119628

>>1119625

my groupchat is currently joking about it, trying to think of a good zinger

"smartly dressed but dumbly brained"?

no, that's more retarded than that baby. hmmmmmmm


 No.1119629

>>1119620

i want to see it for donald glover but everything else about it looks like shit


 No.1119630

>>1119626

the change of writers was a pretty bad hit but I still thought it was nice

why didn't you like it


 No.1119631

File: 494fbced6b27a29⋯.jpg (150.35 KB, 500x666, 250:333, 1353646992698.jpg)

>>1119628

your groupchat sounds 🅱️retty 🅱️ad dude


 No.1119632

AU where Tavros got paralyzed when he slipped on a cowpat and fell on his ass


 No.1119633

AU where tavros was paralyzed from the waist up


 No.1119634

>>1119633

he types with his feet and riverdances with his torso flopping around up top


 No.1119635

File: c2e83fab757e3c7⋯.jpg (38.91 KB, 576x432, 4:3, mpv-shot0168.jpg)

File: 19c35790bc46066⋯.jpg (55.74 KB, 576x432, 4:3, mpv-shot0169.jpg)

File: 3c1c1ca5f068c01⋯.jpg (50.36 KB, 576x432, 4:3, mpv-shot0170.jpg)

File: da121e9c5050623⋯.jpg (53.19 KB, 576x432, 4:3, mpv-shot0171.jpg)

thanks toriyama


 No.1119636

which of les amis de l'abc has a vore fetish


 No.1119637


 No.1119638

>>1119636

le what


 No.1119639

>>1119638

les amis de l'abc. you know, the twinks that all of the les miserables fanfiction is about even though they're barely in the novel


 No.1119640

>>1119639

oh

i know literally none of the characters except javier breadman sorry


 No.1119641

File: 6092e93dc097346⋯.png (134.77 KB, 1150x524, 575:262, stroke dot txt.png)

I guess they have nothing better to do in the shetlands than come up with some great place names


 No.1119642

the hetlands - the last area on earth free from the gays


 No.1119643

why don't the hets go back to the hetlands where they're wanted


 No.1119644

File: f5c765302d62cd4⋯.jpg (157.3 KB, 948x522, 158:87, 1518032765694[1].jpg)

explored some ideal gf pics and man some of them are not great


 No.1119645

why don’t the zionists go back to sheol


 No.1119646

>>1119644

ok these are getting worse


 No.1119647

File: 6892e498dee4815⋯.png (55.07 KB, 600x400, 3:2, 1518016215098[1].png)

>>1119646

here's a decent one


 No.1119648

>>1119644

this is epic


 No.1119649

I think I have the death flu

I'm the past day I've puked 8 times and everything hurts and I can't stop shivering

Please make it stop


 No.1119650

And I did a full 8.5hr shift on top of it


 No.1119651

this is the closest audio I could find to Gloup Holm

http://www.scottishcorpus.ac.uk/document/?documentid=1471


 No.1119652

>>1119647

better


 No.1119653

im so bad at cuphead


 No.1119654

im bad at all platformers except mario


 No.1119655

>>1119654

even kirby?


 No.1119656

>>1119655

its literally impossible to be bad at kirby


 No.1119657

>>1119656

i dunno man have you ever beaten the true arena?


 No.1119658

>>1119628

"dressed like a hare but lives like a sloth"

which is unfair but better than what you had


 No.1119659

File: b31a4aee3186ffb⋯.png (736.26 KB, 669x446, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

File: df3466bc75c759e⋯.png (497 KB, 669x446, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

haha what the fuck


 No.1119660

File: c40dae1ea642a1e⋯.jpg (2.54 MB, 2304x4096, 9:16, IMG_20180207_163541.jpg)

File: 5bc8806cc154a85⋯.jpg (2.69 MB, 2304x4096, 9:16, IMG_20180207_163538.jpg)

also sponge, why didn't you tell us you opened a thai restaraunt?


 No.1119661

>>1119659

my boy donald looks so good


 No.1119662

>>1119659

I know these are promotional stills but just from these two shots dong lover is a much better cast for Lando than Whoever McFuck is for Han

like they culled whatever shoot they did for the best/most hypeable shot of McFuck, right? and this is it


 No.1119663

>>1119659

donald looks good

everything else: bad


 No.1119664

i wish people would stop acting like star wars is this huge expansive universe like marvel or something

there's only a handful of characters and only ONE event that actually matters

its not interesting enough to make these spin off films


 No.1119665

>>1119663

that two headed alien thing is neat


 No.1119666

my hot take on star wars: it's overrated


 No.1119667

who's gonna get >>2000000


 No.1119668


 No.1119669

>>1119668

a classic get


 No.1119670

i was actually initially interested in a stand alone han solo film because han solo is an interesting enough character where i would actually enjoy watching him go around and do rogue scoundrel stuff, but since it's a star wars film they are obviously going to incorporate it into being apart of the empire/rebel conflict. i wouldn't be surprised if the movie ended with him in the mos eisley cantina

i lost all hope for it when i saw him pick up the lightsaber and they started talking about the jedi. like.......who cares


 No.1119671


 No.1119672

im still holding out hope for a cool bounty hunter boba fett film but even then i know thats incredible wishful thinking


 No.1119673

what if... new original media or adaptations of more-obscure properties that don't already have adaptations


 No.1119674

what if joey's gaping asshole for 90 minutes


 No.1119675

>>1119673

>COMING FROM DISNEY, IN THE SUMMER OF 2020

>SONG OF THE SOUTH, STARRING BILL COSBY


 No.1119676

>>1119674

this would save cinema


 No.1119678

>>1119673

i cant wait for hollywood to die and stop putting these garbage money-grabbing movies out nonstop that people will inevitably eat up like slop so studios like netflix can continue putting out actually interesting and different stuff to hopefully influence the market and masses


 No.1119679

>>1119678

i agree about hollywood but what has netflix done that is any good


 No.1119680

okay i got it

stoner comedy but it's in the star wars universe


 No.1119681

>>1119679

devilman crybaby


 No.1119682

like, even though the death note movie and bright were terrible, at least they were different form the same sh*t


 No.1119683

>>1119680

>in order to go to light speeds, they have to do the biggest rip on the ultrabong


 No.1119684

the chances of me dying off this hit are


 No.1119685

the world could use more attempts at parodies of star wars that aren't shit


 No.1119686

the world could use more space adventure style sci-fi. everything is all near-future stuff now, or occasionally a space opera but even that is basically dead now.


 No.1119687

>>1119685

>>1119686

Ice Pirates was decent

Space Pirate Mito (both seasons) were really good


 No.1119688

we desperately need more epic science fantasy


 No.1119689

>>1119679

iive mostly watched the series they've put out, like orange is the new black, devilman crybaby, the end of the fucking world, bojack horseman, ozark, and stranger things. those are just off the top of my head though

then there are others that I haven't watched but have heard good things about like punisher, american vandal, and castlevania

ive barely watched any films that were netflix originals. i think the only ones i've watched were I dont feel at home in this world anymore and okja


 No.1119690

I'd say I would watch the shit out of a Miles Vorkosigan adaptation, but I really mean I'd watch the shit out of a Cordelia Naismith adaptation, and also the movie would be Bad


 No.1119691

a season of star trek set in the homestuck universe


 No.1119692

i also think black mirror is a netflix original which is absolutely fantastic


 No.1119693

captain, we have received new in-development simulation software for the holodeck. it is called "sburb."


 No.1119694

>>1119691

which enterprise are we talking about here?

>>1119693

don't let barclay near it

god no DO NOT


 No.1119695

its also interesting to see netflix pick up shows that people loved to continue them like arrested development and trailer park boys


 No.1119696

one time I accidentally started a fight at a party because this dude was summarizing an episode where I guess a guy figures out his wife is cheating on him through science magic and she leaves him, and party dude was like "that's so nuts why would she leave him"

so I said "sounds like she wasn't happy?" and I guess he decided I was commenting on his marriage I didn't know existed or was troubled until after I'd left the party, because he got real aggro


 No.1119697

captain, i’m about to stick my dick into this horned alien’s beautiful self-lubricating asshole.

*wilhelm scream*


 No.1119698

>>1119696

*a black mirror episode, whoops


 No.1119699

im not trying to shill netflix so much in the cinema improvement or whatever but its the only streaming service ive really ever used

the only other show ive watched and enjoyed that a streaming service produced was Veep by amazon


 No.1119700

>>1119694

uhhh the one from next generation because that’s the only one i’m close to familiar with


 No.1119701

I'm loading up my old gamecube animal crossing town which i haven't touched in a decade probably


 No.1119702

>>1119700

okay then yeah, DO NOT LET BARCLAY NEAR SBURB

also now I kinda want to see Worf and Gamzee fighting


 No.1119703

i’m so excited for the tarantino star trek movie

please let that happen before that dumb motherfucker destroys his own career


 No.1119704

>>1119701

i tried doing this a while ago and it turned out the save got corrupted. it also corrupted my chao garden. all of the other shovelware i had on the memory card was perfectly fine for some reason.


 No.1119705

>>1119703

>before that dumb motherfucker destroys his own career

uhhhhhhhhhhh


 No.1119706

>>1119705

he’s always saying edgy shit


 No.1119707

>>1119703

http://people.com/movies/roman-polanskis-rape-victim-slams-quentin-tarantino-for-saying-she-wanted-it-he-was-wrong/

>he’s heard saying Geimer “wanted to have it and dated the guy” when she was 13. The director doubled down when Stern and co-host Robin Quivers argued that it was wrong given her age: Geimer “was down with this,” Tarantino said. The director also said he doesn’t consider statutory rape as serious as rape, saying Polanski only “had sex with a minor. That’s not rape.”

he better hurry up!


 No.1119708

also: everything uma thurman said


 No.1119709

>>1119707

i know, i know, i know, that fucking baboon

please just let his last movie be star trek if it has to end


 No.1119710

>>1119709

cash money says it'll have a ten minute scene where leia's force ghost has her feet worshipped by someone


 No.1119711

ohhhhhhhh my god there's weeds everywhere


 No.1119712

i love howard stern, i’m extremely envious of his ability to (seemingly effortlessly) get people to say shit they end up REALLY regretting


 No.1119713

>receiving new mouthpics literally makes me feel a type of high

why did i do this to my poor epic brain


 No.1119714

apparently I'm not the only person who thought my married once-coworker was hitting on them, everyone thinks he's hitting on them when they first meet him, I feel so vindicated


 No.1119715

File: 23f58ab46eef9d2⋯.jpeg (406.13 KB, 750x823, 750:823, 1486A06A-E768-4F3B-AD88-1….jpeg)


 No.1119716

he was never a creep or anything but he has a very... charged way of being friendly


 No.1119717

>>1119710

i hope it has sexy alien girl feet


 No.1119718

kinda want to get some sexy snacks and binge watch netflix


 No.1119719

has anyone watched that new cloverfield movie


 No.1119720

>>1119718

define sexy snacks


 No.1119721

>>1119719

it’s okay, i guess

don’t get your hopes up


 No.1119722

>>1119720

y'know, sexy snacks


 No.1119723

>>1119720

spongelord_prey_for_trans_rights.png


 No.1119724

File: 8484e78ff4d3075⋯.jpeg (34.62 KB, 255x227, 255:227, 810875ED-287F-4799-A896-D….jpeg)

File: 9036e447ae48707⋯.png (944.96 KB, 947x843, 947:843, ADC19CB9-6F42-49AF-996D-A1….png)


 No.1119725

chances are im not getting this job


 No.1119726

are you really a drawing of a tranny if you aren't jacked like a bodybuilder


 No.1119727


 No.1119728

like for sure god bless all the hirsute bodybuilder trannies in the world but it seems a little pointed for Ally Artists™ to consistently draw us as one of those few hundred people


 No.1119729

File: 99eae9515e762ac⋯.jpg (32.43 KB, 259x395, 259:395, 02a.jpg)

File: d905ce7a3349d98⋯.jpg (103.55 KB, 442x676, 17:26, 02b.jpg)

File: cda3bdac33a8c76⋯.jpg (130.03 KB, 586x653, 586:653, 02c.jpg)

File: 702dd586acda138⋯.jpg (82.35 KB, 505x572, 505:572, 02d.jpg)


 No.1119730

File: 4ba0ef1fa8a6ee0⋯.png (400.14 KB, 1056x536, 132:67, tumblr_mulgmvQ0An1s2rcnro3….png)

at least if i stay a neet i can still spend all day playing monhun and granblue


 No.1119731

what podcast and/or epic album should i listen to while i play minecraft: brownbricks


 No.1119732

if there's one thing trans ally tumblr artists and tranny-bashing caricaturists can agree on, it's what trans women look like


 No.1119733

>>1119731

Talking Simpsons


 No.1119734

*reads a saltlick post*

i’m trans now


 No.1119735

I won't rest until literally all of you are on hormones


 No.1119736

grant can you start banning people for misgendering me


 No.1119737


 No.1119738

grant can you start banning people for revlinking


 No.1119739

https://dogma-universe.com/

i have such high hopes for this game and desperately want it to be real but its not as nearly as popular as it should be, considering how heavily influenced it is by vampire the masquerade


 No.1119740

ben do you want to come into my house and hit my vape


 No.1119741

When, long ago, the gods created Earth

In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.

The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;

Yet were they too remote from humankind.

To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,

Th'Olympian host conceiv’d a clever plan.

A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,

Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.


 No.1119742

>>1119729

someone explain the origin of this meme to me


 No.1119743

goo night hsg


 No.1119744

>>1119742

it's from naruto


 No.1119745

>>1119743

gn

>>1119744

not that, the other part


 No.1119746

speaking of WoD

has anyone in the world besides me seen the first edition of the Changeling: The Dreaming rulebook

the game sucks apparently but the art (in the first edition only!) changed my life


 No.1119747


 No.1119748

my physical copy is wrinkled all to shit because I stole that book from my cousin when I was still young and dumb enough to read in the bath


 No.1119749

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/372861-uranium-one-informant-makes-clinton-allegations-in-testimony

>The informant, Douglas Campbell, said in the testimony obtained by The Hill that he was told by Russian nuclear executives that Moscow had hired the American lobbying firm APCO Worldwide specifically because it was in position to influence the Obama administration, and more specifically Hillary Clinton.


 No.1119750

>>1119745

some guy on deviantart made a zootopia fancomic that could ostensibly be construed as being pro-life

some people thought this was fucking epic and started making memes with the panels

that's about it


 No.1119751

>>1119742

this zootopia comic that's toeing the line of being hardcore catholic propoganda is drawn vastly better than most fanart

but it's borderline catholic propoganda


 No.1119752

hsg posters' brains evolving to the point that instead of simply skipping saltlick's posts they become incapable of acknowledging his existence


 No.1119753


 No.1119754

>>1119751

didn't the dude say he was pro-choice


 No.1119755

File: ba35395a263d52a⋯.jpg (5.33 KB, 400x300, 4:3, kanay.jpg)

>>1119752

the dream...............


 No.1119756

you ever think about cutting somebody’s fingers off?


 No.1119757


 No.1119758

>>1119756

could you post a picture of yours first


 No.1119759

>>1119756

so they can't make their abhorrent posts?


 No.1119760

>>1119756

yes

take a wild guess who


 No.1119761

>>1119756

you have to if you're hiding a body

after you remove them there's a few things you can do with them to really make them disappear properly

>>1119758

you asked this yesterday and offered to pay him

I asked how much, and you ignored me


 No.1119762

>>1119753

unless you're already in decent shape, you'll probably just hurt yourself trying to do this


 No.1119763

*wwalks into troll temple*

shalom its me

troll jewwish eri


 No.1119764

>>1119762

well, you can always scale workouts.


 No.1119765

just kidding! that’s weird! i don’t think about that!


 No.1119766

>>1119763

oy vvey


 No.1119767

>>1119764

defeats the point a bit if you're not doing roshi's real regiments, doesn't it


 No.1119768

>>1119731

the worst podcast in the universe


 No.1119769

File: 25465bb8e0b33ee⋯.jpg (118.83 KB, 1594x988, 797:494, DVcw7NMXkAMmbBc.jpg large.jpg)


 No.1119770

>>1119767

well the point is to get enough strength and build up to it


 No.1119771

File: e4f18d68abb3ded⋯.png (22.92 KB, 658x550, 329:275, 578C62A5-C675-46AB-8B7F-21….png)

>native americans and white people will be bred out of existence


 No.1119772

>>1119756

you ever think about how the human jaw is powerful enough to bite through a finger


 No.1119773

>>1119771

the irony is everyone else is also breeding themselves out of existance


 No.1119774


 No.1119775

>>1119771

do native americans get a pass from you because you think theyre spiritual


 No.1119776

File: 22f8c1f2e806e94⋯.png (724.7 KB, 641x900, 641:900, tumblr_ndfcrtMZ111rvnfido1….png)


 No.1119777

>>1119771

>>1119773

>>1119774

>>1119775

there's several charts that show that non-white women on dating sites prefer white men


 No.1119778

>>1119776

NENENENENENENENENENENENENENE


 No.1119779

>>1119775

that’s extremely assumptive of you, anon!

i’m dating one

>>1119772

yes! it wouldn’t be much harder than biting through a carrot


 No.1119780

please breed me out of existence


 No.1119781

if there's one Dead With A Vengeance old picture of me I wish I had back, it's the one of me in middle school immediately after playing Oberon in our production of A Midsummer Night's Dream, my stage eyeliner blurred down my face by sweat, looking like nothing so much as pixie-cut era demi moore


 No.1119782

i don't feel like i could bite through a fingie


 No.1119783

>>1119773

haha yeah. arabs and blacks and asians and mexicans are definitely breeding their races away aren’t they


 No.1119784

>>1119777

white men pairing with non-white women still means less purely white people, rev


 No.1119785

>>1119782

not with that attitude


 No.1119786

wait...is sam racist...


 No.1119787

>>1119783

nah, they're all overbreeding (well, except the japanese) because infant mortality and internecine warfare is decimating their adult male populations


 No.1119788

>>1119786

xe is a xenophobe please get it right


 No.1119789

>>1119784

but it also means less purely black and mexican and arab and asian people???


 No.1119790

File: b1f2de0f62b5877⋯.png (202.02 KB, 710x995, 142:199, 27EB898D-98F2-470F-92FA-0A….png)


 No.1119791

i don't hate black people and muslims i just have an irrational fear of them


 No.1119792

i want to remove nonwhites from existence


 No.1119793

>>1119790

this is pretty epic


 No.1119794

that’s biting satire about modern interracial relationships, not vore porn


 No.1119795

>>1119794

holy shit...


 No.1119796

>>1119794

it's an epic satire


 No.1119797

so if i get a qt japanese gf am i a race traitor


 No.1119798

File: 58b4c927b116ec6⋯.jpg (370.51 KB, 1634x1321, 1634:1321, DVZdcNtV4AAOv03.jpg large.jpg)


 No.1119799

[sponge voice, when he is no longer dating the native american girl] those fucking redskins


 No.1119800

>>1119798

i like how they couldn't even think of a good insult for liking ARMS


 No.1119801

File: 388e3a75f21b389⋯.jpg (450.91 KB, 1634x1667, 1634:1667, DVaDEngWkAAJcfo.jpg large.jpg)


 No.1119802

>>1119799

i want to say this won’t happen but i guess we’ll see


 No.1119803

>>1119801

mark of the wolves wasn't even on the list


 No.1119804

wh

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 No.1119805

>>1119802

you do strike me as the kind of person to become more racist in response to breaking up with someone


 No.1119806

my magical fasting energy boost always kicks in too late in the day and just makes it harder for me to sleep


 No.1119807

>>1119805

thanks jimmy!


 No.1119808

can't believe I fell for the classic "[cryptoreactionary] got gayer, maybe they're not a reactionary anymore?" ruse smh


 No.1119809

>>1119808

ooh who


 No.1119810

his racism is directly linked to the girls that didnt stay with him


 No.1119811


 No.1119812

>>1119805

classic "backstabbin" jimbo dambroni


 No.1119813

>>1119812

he's in coldbro mode


 No.1119814

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I love leonard cohen but the original version of this song is much less listenable than, like, any given cover


 No.1119815

>>1119812

it's not a backstab if he knows where I stand, and he knows where I stand


 No.1119816

i do hate the polish


 No.1119817

>>1119816

So does the rest of Europe, they aren't letting any murdering, raping, criminal refugees in.


 No.1119818

>>1119817

suddenly i love the polish


 No.1119819

i used it but now i'm scared to do so again


 No.1119820

>>1119819

use...?


 No.1119821

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Maybe I should give X another chance


 No.1119822

>>1119820

you know

that


 No.1119823

>>1119821

that's not from Final Fantasy X


 No.1119824

>>1119819

why scared

was it good


 No.1119825

>>1119822

oh the pocket cloaca


 No.1119826

bird's the word


 No.1119827

>>1119824

yes, but i still feel weird about it.


 No.1119828

>>1119827

in my opinion whatever thats worth theres not much to feel weird about

interrogate that feeling

find your zen


 No.1119829

File: eff33ae5f8b7767⋯.png (36.16 KB, 320x240, 4:3, tumblr_inline_mn4autjilL1r….png)

>she said yes to hanging out on Valentine's

this is not a drill


 No.1119830

>>1119829

how did you do that you bastard


 No.1119831

>girl: "i felt excluded when none of the male players in the community tried to initiate friendships with me"

>same girl: "but every time a male player did try to reach out to me, i couldn't help but worry his intentions weren't platonic and i distanced myself from him"

>same girl again: "this community needs to be made more open to women"

like

i'm not saying any of her feelings were invalid or even wrong

but how do you resolve this


 No.1119832

>>1119827

you make me feel better about buying vore porn, xlr


 No.1119833


 No.1119834

>>1119833

am i going to regret clicking this


 No.1119835

>>1119834

you're going to find it quite epic


 No.1119836

yeah i regretted clicking that


 No.1119837

nerf this!


 No.1119838

i wish i could've posted the actual video on pornhub but it got taken down

a shame


 No.1119839

>>1119830

well I've known her since we worked together in mid 2016 and have hung out with her several times since, and then this January when we saw each other for the first time in a while I realized I was into her and it kinda seemed she might also be into me, and we've been texting and hanging out a lot, so then I asked her what she was doing next Wednesday and now we're getting coffee and browsing used books


 No.1119840

>>1119831

it is a tough problem. the only answer I find convincing is "find women who [do the thing] and are avoiding The Community, involve them in leadership, and aggressively kick out creeps"


 No.1119841

>>1119839

>now we're getting coffee and browsing used books

das epic


 No.1119842

>>1119833

>>1119834

>>1119835

>>1119836

>>1119837

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Format: MP4

Resolution: 1920x1080

Added: 9/18/17 07:36PM


 No.1119843

>>1119840

anon we can't get rid of the creeps


 No.1119844

>>1119842

thanks rev


 No.1119845

>>1119843

well, you certainly have gotten rid of the women


 No.1119846

*sends cryptic death threats to my other villagers in animal crossing*


 No.1119847

>>1119846

ah, I should start sending letters to my villagers again


 No.1119848

File: b2bd15a937b4097⋯.mp4 (649.69 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 961287283759460352_9612872….mp4)

anyway

good night


 No.1119849

the Sudden Extreme Loud Noise meme... bad


 No.1119850

>>1119849

it's good

assuming you mean the "deep fried" shit


 No.1119851

>>1119842

>bloated belly

oh god can you fucking imagine

"hold on I gotta take some stuff to make me bloated for the cosplay fartvid I'm filming later"

money is money! I guess!


 No.1119852

also if majorasass and sion manage to take their turns tonight, well, too bad, I'm going the fuck to bed


 No.1119853

>>1119852

oh well, goodnight


 No.1119854

how do i deal with the epic empty feeling of falling asleep in the exact same pose trapped in the same routine for years and years


 No.1119855

the Internet placed the phrase "udderball tf porn" in front of my unsuspecting undeserving eyes and now I'm doing that to you


 No.1119856

>>1119855

wtf is an udderball


 No.1119857

https://nookipedia.com/wiki/Egbert

epic homestuck reference


 No.1119858

>>1119856

I didn't check but I assume it's like, you're an udder all the way round with no cow attached

just a big fleshy orb covered in teats

no thank you, that is not an SCP I'm willing to read porn of


 No.1119859

>>1119821

does monster hunter world have loli cat dragon people


 No.1119860

>>1119857

his japanese name means frostbite

what is the significance of this


 No.1119861

i hope they go back to the slightly more cartoony style the previous monster hunters had. i'm sick of muh realism


 No.1119862

tulpa


 No.1119863

File: 1e73ea2ee6a2301⋯.png (19.61 KB, 258x294, 43:49, 🅱️arold.png)

🅱️arold


 No.1119864

File: 7df0b69ee8a5ab3⋯.jpg (65.86 KB, 576x432, 4:3, mpv-shot0157.jpg)

>>1119863

why does he look like this racist depiction of a black person from dragon ball


 No.1119865

File: 9ec8c6841911a5f⋯.png (65.94 KB, 216x330, 36:55, ClipboardImage.png)

File: a9f06048f52af9c⋯.png (132.47 KB, 580x590, 58:59, ClipboardImage.png)

why couldn't world's characters look like this uggghghgngnngnnhhnhhh


 No.1119866

>>1119865

western release was a mistake

the game isn't as comfy

the multiplayer is a joke

the content's so half-asses


 No.1119867

i'm focusing on the cute girls but really all of the characters look a lot better in the previous games


 No.1119868

>>1119865

any examples that arent little girls


 No.1119869

>>1119868

there's only 30 monsters

there's almost no weapon skins, with repeats used throughout

the armor's kind of bland

they got rid of transmog from xx


 No.1119870

File: 1bfb84a9be57329⋯.png (249.81 KB, 396x868, 99:217, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 63faffb1edc13bd⋯.png (248.12 KB, 376x816, 47:102, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 9a62aa0c7d28bde⋯.png (264.12 KB, 640x640, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 885c7a17b7bbdc6⋯.png (305.77 KB, 360x752, 45:94, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1119868

4th gen, 4th gen, 4th gen, world


 No.1119871

>>1119869

have you thought about improving your reading comprehension instead of playing videogames so much


 No.1119872

the only cool one out of all of those is the bald guy


 No.1119873

File: 095a524148bfaf4⋯.png (634.11 KB, 570x954, 95:159, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 28611b2a6827dc1⋯.png (164.71 KB, 323x479, 323:479, ClipboardImage.png)

File: e17d659278143e9⋯.png (294.14 KB, 585x690, 39:46, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1119868

the designs are more exaggerated and over all a lot more interesting


 No.1119874

File: 8050874445dbd96⋯.png (17.15 KB, 162x253, 162:253, even 🅱️arolder.png)

>>1119864

huh. now that you mention it, he kinda does

did Japanese pop culture have some kinda like. golliwog moment, and that's why there's a bunch of these characters? jinx, I don't watch db but somebody brought up mr. popo today, 🅱️arold apparently


 No.1119875

>get letter from old villagers saying they moved to the town in the other memory card

>erase them from existence by deleting the save data on that memory card

serves those cunts right


 No.1119876

>>1119874

japan is incredibly racist and xenophobic


 No.1119877

File: e861f960a30bf09⋯.png (288.96 KB, 350x420, 5:6, ClipboardImage.png)

File: f26ac9422378be2⋯.png (654.64 KB, 904x711, 904:711, ClipboardImage.png)

File: c37933de5522a11⋯.png (412.33 KB, 599x347, 599:347, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1119872

guildmarm is uh

good

she really wants to fuck this thing


 No.1119878

>>1119876

well, yeah. really I was wondering at what point that particular image entered the Japanese cultural consciousness


 No.1119879

>>1119878

a lot of classic manga artists were very heavily influenced by disney, so his racism infected them.


 No.1119880

There were a lot more varied designs with unique aspects because they could exaggerate and a lot more color. They also tapped into various cultures for all of the different villages and stuff so there was a lot of variety between games, but World, everyone just wears leather armor and stuff.


 No.1119881

oh whoa, there's a PS3 version of Portable 3rd? should I play that shit?


 No.1119882

>>1119877

is this saltlick


 No.1119883

>>1119880

I still have X I might give that a try because that honestly looks a lot better.

I mean the gameplay of world has been pretty good so far, but still

>>1119882

did you respond to the right person


 No.1119884

>>1119882

no...? did you mean to link that


 No.1119885

is it ben


 No.1119886

>>1119885

i'm one of the two(?) people here who plays monster hunter so yes


 No.1119887

World looks fun and I think I will get it, but it still leaves a lot to be desired and it just really feels like they screwed stuff up specifically to appeal to the western action shooter (think uncharted, horizon, etc) audience.


 No.1119888

monster hunter would be better if it had guns


 No.1119889

File: d4179ca5c6837bc⋯.png (215.72 KB, 739x509, 739:509, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 650dcdb7926d402⋯.png (764.8 KB, 1128x767, 1128:767, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1119887

i think the mechanics are fine, outside of nerfing IG

the gameplay itself is still good it's just that a lot of other shit isn't

like fucking tracer

>>1119888

>monster hunter would be better if it had guns

you fool

you utter imbecile


 No.1119890

>>1119889

have they always had guns


 No.1119891

>>1119890

bowguns always existed but i'm not sure if they were always actually gun-like


 No.1119892

the thing in Umineko with guns being anti-magic really resonated with me because I don't want any fucking guns in my fucking fantasy

my time period inspo preferences are

>before gunpowder is introduced to the West

>late 1800s


 No.1119893

>>1119892

wait, I didn't finish that thought

I prefer fantasy that draws on pre-gunpowder, or late 1800s or later time periods, nothing in between


 No.1119894

>>1119890

as you can tell by the ps2 graphics, yes


 No.1119895

>>1119891

>>1119894

what did they do to worlds to make it more shooter-like

i always see people using swords


 No.1119896

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1119897

>>1119895

I've never played lbg/hbg but i heard they changed it a fair amount in world.

I know they added in a machine gun mode for hbg.


 No.1119898

File: 94570d9fe454a87⋯.png (106.79 KB, 323x337, 323:337, ClipboardImage.png)

File: af768ffa38318c8⋯.png (114.13 KB, 380x280, 19:14, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 670b3543b3b9e83⋯.png (206.17 KB, 517x388, 517:388, ClipboardImage.png)

although they've had guns that have looked like machine guns in the past


 No.1119899

>>1119897

what aspect ruined worlds


 No.1119900

>>1119895

http://www.siliconera.com/2018/01/23/monster-hunter-world-directors-game-not-nintendo-switch/

Well for one, they turned the Heavy Bowgun into a machinegun when it's supposed to be a log cannon. It's not really that they turned into a shooter, but they added mechanics shooter fans would like. Such as characters that nag you with tutorials while you are playing the game, a cinematic story mode, always displaying your story objective in the top right corner of the screen, being able to sprint while drinking, being able to move while firing the heavy bowgun and making the sheathe time faster, etc


 No.1119901

File: 3e48f3fbc76668d⋯.png (296.35 KB, 568x412, 142:103, ClipboardImage.png)

these are all the weapon types


 No.1119902

>>1119900

the only bad thing on that list sounds like the nagging


 No.1119903

nintendo making a cuckold out of me yet again


 No.1119904

>>1119900

>a cinematic story mode

it's always sort of had that

it's just a lot more prominent because they try to make it a """real""" story and voice act everyone

thank fuck I found the MH language or I would not have been able to play this.


 No.1119905

>>1119903

I'm sure buying some nintendo cardboard™ will make you feel better


 No.1119906

>>1119902

A story would be fine except it is not done well and adds nothing to the game and gets in the way of the rest of it and has a terrible final boss.

Sprinting while drinking is dumb because the whole point is that you're supposed to be vulnerable while drinking.

The heavy bowgun is supposed to be a gigantic canon that is so extremely heavy that you can barely move with it out and you have to hunker down to be able to fire it. Making it faster might sound like an improvement, but it's just robbing it of its identity. Also they literally admitted that they overhauled it to appeal to shooter fans.

And I hate displaying objectives on screen at all times. Games should never have to cater to people who are too stupid to not only remember what they need to do immediately but also too stupid to be able to open a menu or talk to an NPC. It's just insulting


 No.1119907


 No.1119908

the final boss is really shit though

the midboss is even worse but at least it's like 1/3 the length


 No.1119909

you can just say "I liked [x] and they changed [x]"

that's, like, an okay thing to say and feel

you can have feelings that other people don't need to share


 No.1119910

>>1119909

why are you so awful


 No.1119911

if they wanted to appeal to shooter fans, why didn't they just, y'know, make a new lost planet or something? there is no need to warp monster hunter into something it's not to appeal to an audience that really doesn't want to play monster hunter.


 No.1119912

>>1119910

I dunno, why is this your response to literally anything I do

"I dislike this change for these reasons" doesn't mean "my reasons for disliking this prove that the change was a bad and stupid idea"

other people clearly disagree with you about at least some of those changes

no-one's telling you you have to like them, but the high moral tenor you take with subjective aesthetic preferences is... weird?


 No.1119913

>>1119909

I'm not saying you have to like old monster hunter. I'm saying that if you don't like old monster hunter, why does monster hunter need to change to cater to you? Go play what you like and I'll play what I like. I'm not going to ask that whatever games you like change to appeal to me.


 No.1119914

the only shooting things you mentioned were the sheathing and not having to stand in place to fire a gun/cannon thing


 No.1119915

>>1119912

i'm not the other guy i'm just saying that's a statement of an awful person

i couldn't care less about lbg/hbg but some of the westernization is pretty shit


 No.1119916

like your whole argument is "these changes are good because i don't know stop complaining :)"


 No.1119917

you could just play monster hunter irl and start murdering billionaires


 No.1119918

who wants to help me fight g-rank trump i really want the full armor set


 No.1119919

>>1119915

>that's a statement of an awful person

<you can just say "I liked [x] and they changed [x]"

<that's, like, an okay thing to say and feel

<you can have feelings that other people don't need to share

???


 No.1119920

most of the end-tier weapons are literally just the starting weapon with a piece of the monster glued on

like half the point of monster hunter is to kill it 20 times and make a suit out of its body and kill another one with a weapon made out of its teeth


 No.1119921

ive only played two monster hunter games and worlds is the same


 No.1119922

why do japanese developers like grinding so much


 No.1119923

why do none of the villagers in animal crossing wear pants


 No.1119924

>>1119923

westernization


 No.1119925

why do some of the male animals wear dresses


 No.1119926

>>1119925

westernization


 No.1119927

>>1119916

no? I don't have an opinion on monster hunter period. I've never played it. theoretically I might at some point pick up monhun and come to agree with you about those changes.

other people in thread have responded to the changes you dislike with "I like that," and as far as I can tell, your response boils down to "no, you're wrong"

"I like this less than the older thing" is, again, an okay opinion to have. "these changes are badwrong and an injustice to Fans of the Old" is a little unhinged


 No.1119928

is it weird that i prefer the low polygon models in the old animal crossings


 No.1119929

>other people in thread have responded to the changes you dislike with "I like that," and as far as I can tell, your response boils down to "no, you're wrong"

to be clear, you've done this many times over the last several days. it's a weird argument to have over and over

games is subjective. that's art


 No.1119930

>>1119929

>>other people in thread have responded to the changes you dislike with "I like that,"

excuse me


 No.1119931

who is the person that's always getting riled up about monhun


 No.1119932

all look, the bitch idiots have arrived in full force to tell me that you are all bitch idiots


 No.1119933

ben i wish you took a writing class or something i hate reading whatever you put out into the cyberverse


 No.1119934

like, do I fucking hate pop-punk? yeah, it's like nails on a chalkboard and it reminds me of Bad Times, and sometimes I have to tell people to turn it off. but I don't have any reason to try to convince people who like it not to like it

>>1119930

>>1119902


 No.1119935

>>1119934

i assumed that was you

anyway those are all bad things, yes

moving while eating shit is objectively a casualization thing but i don't like hate it it's just dumb


 No.1119936

sorry, this isn't something I even really wanted to have a long discussion about. I made

>>1119909

and that was all I really felt like saying about it, and then I clarified for six more fucking posts like I always do. I'm not that passionate about Respect Differing Gamer Opinions it just struck me as odd


 No.1119937

this loser has never walked while eating


 No.1119938

games are subjective but everything in them is objective


 No.1119939

>>1119938

not everything in games is an objective. sometimes there are obstacles


 No.1119940

*ba-dump TSSSHHHH*


 No.1119941

[a disillusioned bulldog being spun around by the tug-o'-war rope in its bite] do I even really want to keep holding on to this rope, or am I doing it out of habit?


 No.1119942

>Friend gets really upset with me yesterday about not watching anime, never told me he wanted to watch anime

>Yeah sure, we watch like 2 episodes

>Alright well we can watch more tomorrow

>Stays out playing magic until 10pm

>I wanna watch some more

>ok sure, let me stop what I'm doing so we can do that

>oh nevermind lol i want to play modern online for 4 hours with my dumb fucking laugh

i am gonna fucking kill him

it's impossible to watch fucking anything with him, and I'm usually the one asking him if he wants to watch shit


 No.1119943

nearing 1am, the time where i just want to look at random pages on stupid wikis for games and stuff and forget about everything


 No.1119944

File: d41b47abba1d852⋯.jpg (56.67 KB, 361x680, 361:680, nicejewishgirl.jpg)

hey boys


 No.1119945

File: 3af347d2edb7c2e⋯.jpg (55.2 KB, 452x459, 452:459, 1416472037471.jpg)


 No.1119946

there is literally nothing about that art that makes it Roxy Lalonde of Homestuck


 No.1119947

>Ridge Racer 8 Rumored

neat


 No.1119948

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1119949

could whistles take on sugarshoe with his retard strength?


 No.1119950

figuring out how to actually take all the sierra madre's gold with me kinda made it sink in that i have a problem with letting go

also, you know, sticking around hsg for what, almost seven years? good lord


 No.1119951

>>1119950

>kinda made it sink in that i have a problem with letting go


 No.1119952


 No.1119953

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

"The following public service announceminet

is brought to you by Twiztid.

Dementing one geration at a time"

I'm a person who killed myself

Had a problem and no one helped

I tried to reach out but no reply

And now I'm gone any you'll never know why

Needed someone to listen

Help me make my decisions

It gets so hard sometimes

That I cant do it alone cant do it alone

It seems that love was missin

All the hate was just too convincing

Its just too much for me

And now I'm ready to go I'm ready to go

Throw that dirt and just (bury me) [x4]

Look at me now I'm on the news (on the news, on the news)

Buried in the fuse with tv crews (tv crews, tv crews)

Found a cell phone it must be mine (must be mine, must be mine)

Heres the message it read inside (read inside, read inside)

I hate you, you pos (piece of shit), no lol, bitch I'm serious,

and I suggest you kys (kill yourself) and bih (burn in hell) you're worthless

Needed someone to listen

Help me make my decisions

It gets so hard sometimes

That I cant do it alone cant do it alone

Throw that dirt and just (Bury me)

Let me tell you what I would do (I would do, I would do)

If they text me like they text you (They text you, they text you)

Put down the phone and go to they house (Go to they house, go to they house)

And take them and they whole family out (gun shots)

Needed someone to listen

Help me make my decisions

It gets so hard sometimes

That I cant do it alone cant do it alone

Throw that dirt and just (Bury me)

I hate you, you pos (piece of shit), no lol, bitch I'm serious,

and I suggest you kys (kill yourself) and bih (burn in hell) you're worthless [x2]

Needed someone to listen

Help me make my decisions

It gets so hard sometimes

That I cant do it alone cant do it alone

It seems that love was missin

All the hate was just too convincing

Its just too much for me

And now I'm ready to go ready to go


 No.1119954

it's not even throw that dirt and just (bury me)

it's don't let dirt just (bury me)

god damn


 No.1119955

File: 7ff056d6d1f4b50⋯.jpg (231.36 KB, 956x1280, 239:320, 1517850021086.jpg)


 No.1119956

would you press the 500 million year button hsg


 No.1119957

anyone have any new pictures of spongelord's girl penis


 No.1119958

>>1119956

honestly i'm having a small anxiety attack thinking about it


 No.1119959


 No.1119960

File: d23e6034ffc0317⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 410.95 KB, 538x611, 538:611, sp.png)


 No.1119961

>>1119948

god DAMN that's good

>>1119956

I guess it depends on how seriously I take whoever plays tonio's role? although it wouldn't take me fifty million years to get around to thinking '500 million years of memories might be kind of valuable,' the idea of losing that much gained experience scares me as much as or more than the boredom


 No.1119962

will you be my valentine this year, hsg?


 No.1119963

>>1119956

one question: if i press it more than once, do i recover my memories of the void? if my mind is completely wiped for good then maybe.


 No.1119964

>>1119959

see >>1119948

tl;dr you have the option to push a button that would give you $1,000,000 every time you pushed it, but after pushing it, your consciousness would be trapped in an empty void for 500 million years all alone with nothing to do. after the time is up, your consciousness would return to your body and all memory of those years would be completely wiped. would you push it?


 No.1119965

>>1119962

no faggot


 No.1119966

*summons wesley*


 No.1119967

i'm actively trying to make owg even worse


 No.1119968


 No.1119969

>>1119967

hard to imagine


 No.1119970

File: 0cc4f31c5055a6d⋯.png (608.1 KB, 970x1100, 97:110, 0ec725b9893fe58ccaecb55db0….png)


 No.1119971


 No.1119972

the question boils down to "would you produce a copy of yourself who will suffer in the least interesting space possible for a set period far longer than any human life, but the only effect producing the copy has on the original is a large monetary reward"

or, at least, thinking about it that way makes it simpler for me: I wouldn't do that to another person, whether they 'started out' as me or not, for personal gain. trying to think about it in terms of "is it worth it to me to suffer like this if I won't remember it later" makes it seem more complicated than it really is

so, again, it boils down to "do I believe that the button will actually do that"


 No.1119973

*targets the minestuck discord and casts wesley*


 No.1119974

>>1119964

>your consciousness would be trapped in an empty void for 500 million years all alone with nothing to do

and are you alive during this? Like, thinking/aware?

If so, then fuck no.


 No.1119975

Discussing topics from pizzagate to reptilians!


 No.1119976

*targets vfan and casts wesley*

*it's super effective!*


 No.1119977

>>1119974

yeah you are alive and self aware

you also can't die or sleep

>>1119963

i would imagine you would lose the memories permanently


 No.1119978

it's kinda easy to think 'anything I choose to inflict on myself that won't affect anyone else is a morally neutral choice.' I don't believe that, but I fall into acting like it's true

when I think of the person I'm trapping in Hell, then destroying, as only-kind-of Me, there's less "well, I decided to do it to myself, so..."

>>1119974

yeah you can't even sleep


 No.1119979

>>1119977

>>1119978

Conversely, you do not age, get hungry, get tired, get sick, etc.

I think Sunerou kind of cheated by using his tooth to draw on the floor. Being able to do that changes a lot. I.E. digging holes, potentially excavating the tiles and using them to build buildings, etc. It's still 500 million years, though.


 No.1119980

forcing vfan to fuse with me


 No.1119981

*throws wes into vfan's kernalsprite*


 No.1119982

even one year stuck in a world of absolutely nothing would be an unimaginably awful experience, 500 million is just completely insane


 No.1119983

Hm, it does say he got tired after running. If that's the case, I probably wouldn't do it. If I did do it, doing workouts is probably how I would pass a lot of the time.

>>1119982

yeah but it basically never happened though.


 No.1119984

one of the comments:

"If it takes four years to learn how to do the kamehameha then if I went to the 500 million year world I could shoot beams like crazy"

That's basically my exact line of reasoning. I'd spend the whole time turning into broly.


 No.1119985

here's a slight modification:

the 500 million year button works exactly like it does in the video/as described above, except that instead of the 500 million years of memories being erased, another copy of the universe is generated where you keep the memories.

that one actually is hard for me to solve. before the button is pressed, the me who waits forever and the me who gets money in an instant are the same person. if we/I together decide to press the button, that seems like a situation where I might potentially consider it worth it to press the button.


 No.1119986

>>1119979

You're in a body? I thought this was a consciousness in a void?

That changes very little to the question though, "Would you torture yourself for twice the length since the dinosaurs have started for x money" is so stupid it might as well not even be a question


 No.1119987

you're retarded


 No.1119988

>>1119979

>I think Sunerou kind of cheated by using his tooth to draw on the floor

oh, agreed- or, at least, the fact that he got to do that isn't really the deal as described. I didn't think there would be anything in the environment to interact with at all


 No.1119989

christ stick to plausible ones, "the button kills a random person on the world"


 No.1119990

his name is wesley, his power is maximum


 No.1119991

Not falling alseep for 500 million years is so physiologically impossible that it's really hard to cognize with a human body


 No.1119992

>>1119985

but on the other hand, you potentially get to understand the entire universe and become one with space/time. I assume if Sunerou can do it, pretty much anyone can. So one of you gets money, and the other one becomes a fucking god.


 No.1119993

what's the lowest amount of money that you'll press a button which kills a random person on the planet for


 No.1119994

also cousin is getting her spine straightened and im very unsettled and nervous, which I hate because I like to be caustic and irreverent

and its boigah's turn


 No.1119995

>>1119993

$50,000


 No.1119996

File: 604ee0f101c1259⋯.png (349.66 KB, 540x405, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1119997

>>1119993

I wouldn't press it


 No.1119998

here's the thing though

it's a wage of 0.002 yen per year. Even if you don't mind doing the 500 million years, or would be curious about the knowledge that would come with it, it has the worst wage of any job ever.


 No.1119999


 No.1120000

>>1119992

yeah, that's sorta where I'm going with that. both of us 'get something useful' out of the equation- it's just randomly selected which of us works for it and also gets the larger reward. so then it's, is it worth it to you to have a 50% chance of waiting that long?

in the original scenario, the you-who-waits dies and never gets to interact with the real world again. as far as I'm concerned, that's murder and I'm not into it. my modification makes it more of a dilemma for me


 No.1120001

>>1119998

then again it's also instant.

this is difficult.


 No.1120002

>>1119993

i don't know, pretty high so that i'm not tempted to press it multiple times.


 No.1120003

>>1119956

hell yeah


 No.1120004

it's actually suicide


 No.1120005

>>1119993

7000 dollars


 No.1120006

>>1120004

you'll go insane within a year probably, if not sooner


 No.1120007

so does 500 million years of real time pass while you're in the void or do you just sit in a void for what feels like 500 million years and emerge after a moment?

if it's the latter then that's just fucking retarded


 No.1120008

>>1119993

wouldn't do it. the kinds of things I might consider worth one randomly-chosen human life can't be obtained with money.


 No.1120009

>>1120007

*former


 No.1120010

>>1120008

empathetic much, cuck?


 No.1120011

>>1120007

>>1120009

it's not really established whether the void and the real world are the same place or operating in the same timeflow


 No.1120012

rev's turn so i guess nothing is happening until the morning

pressing the button seems fun dont be a pussy


 No.1120013

>>1119993

i couldn't, what if it killed andrew hussie?


 No.1120014

>>1120012

>torturing yourself for eons for a relatively small amount of money


 No.1120015

>>1120010

I might kill one randomly-chosen person to establish stateless communism. there's not an amount of money high enough to be sure that's going to happen- either you have a chance the resources you can buy with the small sum will be enough to make it happen, or you get so much money that the economy is ruined/people starve and suffer while you're trying to redistribute wealth, and people who were already rich and who've already laid down infrastructure are trying to kill you.


 No.1120016

the only reward fit for that kind of torture is to become a creator-god


 No.1120017

>>1120016

so

you mean

like caliborn


 No.1120018

>>1120013

we'd never be that lucky


 No.1120019

>>1120014

yeah one million yen isnt shit

neither is one million dollars

my curiosity would lead to me pressing it eventually though so might as well get it over with


 No.1120020

i cant sleep or pre-sleep jack off because i keep thinking about the 500 million year button


 No.1120021

i love how blizzard just . can’t write. its so funnuy like. they just. they can’t write a cohesive narrative at all. they have all these writers. who can’t write like. god imagine a bakery where they didn’t even make bread they just threw flour at you. that’s blizzard with writing


 No.1120022

is it bad if you feel most intimate and loved by a person when they're in pain and emotionally dependent

>>1120013

what if you pressed the button and a train fell out of the sky on your squaw gf


 No.1120023

>>1120016

>>1120017

that's sort of similar to what happened with him and the keys on wasteland earth

although he did get to ogle jane's human titties (and presumably many other things) during that


 No.1120024

>can't fuck my wife

>500 million year button makes me too anxious


 No.1120025

can your consciousness jerk off in the 500 million year void


 No.1120026

>>1120022

also why i couldn't press it

and yes sort of it. it should be when you're in pain and emotionally dependent


 No.1120027

>>1120022

it's obvious (that you would feel that way)


 No.1120028

>>1120025

if you can pull out a tooth, i would assume you can jerk it, yes


 No.1120029

>>1120025

sunerou removed one of his teeth, I think you can probably jack it


 No.1120030

>>1120022

>>1120026

the duality of man


 No.1120031

*develops a hyper imagination so I can masturbate to imaginary doujins in the 500 million year void*


 No.1120032

I think I'd start pulling out every follicle of my hair and make little toys with the strands


 No.1120033

>>1120029

>>1120028

How does a consciousness have a tooth.


 No.1120034

>>1120031

new epic: achieve chim and make it so that your mind creates a new universe and then it goes on for 500 million years


 No.1120035

i honestly wonder if i would get tired of jacking it after 500 million years

if i did, at what point?


 No.1120036

>>1120031

sunerou does that but he gets to actually fuck somebody, can't believe you're self-sabotaging yourself in your own imagination

>>1120033

I dunno, >>1119979 (somebody else) and >>1119988 (me) pointed out that the tooth kinda doesn't make sense


 No.1120037

>>1120035

your dick would die


 No.1120038

The worst part won't be the initial void.

It'll be the 500 million years of the effects of sensory deprivation once they kick in.


 No.1120039

>>1120034

trapping yourself in endless layered shells of 500 million year long voids

never getting the money


 No.1120040

>>1120035

like in an hour or so

although you could just have permanent blissful euphoria installed into your brain, that might work


 No.1120041

>>1120037

you can't seem to get tired or feel pain and your body doesn't degrade so i think it would be fine


 No.1120042

>develop perfect, superhuman imagination

>still too beta to fuck

>just jack it to imaginary chinese cartoons

>>1120038

they don't. original-you is completely unaffected


 No.1120043

>>1120041

sunerou gets tired from physical exertion (running as long as he can) but it doesn't seem like he gets sleep deprivation effects

honestly sunerou's physical nature in the void is pretty unclear in the original text


 No.1120044

saltlick is, uh, annoying


 No.1120045

>>1120040

i wouldn't do it *constantly.* i'm already planning on at maximum 100-ish years of spanking the monkey so i think i could last that long


 No.1120046

sion its ur turn........


 No.1120047

>>1120046

i already went ten minutes ago its revs turn now


 No.1120048

File: 72a6e53227f1ab6⋯.png (479.34 KB, 600x837, 200:279, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1120049

goo night hsg


 No.1120050

tfw no wife to comfort me in bed while i have a small crisis over the 500 million year button but is also slightly annoyed that i am letting hypothetical moral dilemmas prevent me from having sex with her


 No.1120051

File: e4f1ed1456a92c9⋯.jpg (69.78 KB, 900x675, 4:3, me.jpg)

water is, uh, wet

the sky is, uh, blue

the pope is, uh, Catholic

bears shit in, uh, the woods

we, uh, know


 No.1120052

>>1120051

*pukes all over this post*


 No.1120053

>whats wrong honey is it the random murder button again?

>no im past that one... it's the 500 million year button this time....


 No.1120054

>>1120051

not every pope is catholic!


 No.1120055

the current from the button has malfunctioned and, in five seconds, is going to zap five unsuspecting people. you know that hitting the button yourself will absorb the charge and reset the circuit long enough to get it repaired. one million yen will be dispensed either way


 No.1120056

new epic button concept: you get three million dollars and a really cool t-shirt but vore becomes real


 No.1120057

>>1120056

can I destroy the button without pressing it


 No.1120058

File: cc54b715af46dc2⋯.png (14.67 KB, 619x133, 619:133, Screenshot_20180208-014228….png)

holy heck


 No.1120059

>>1120055

I pee on the button


 No.1120060

the only scary thing about the murder button to me is the concept that other people could also press it.


 No.1120061

>>1120056

hmmmmm

what's the t-shirt like

does it only include oral vore or all kinds of weird shit modeseven likes to draw


 No.1120062

>>1120059

congratulations. you're stuck in the void for 500 million years, and your bladder got pulled in first and is prolapsed out of your body for all of that time


 No.1120063

>>1120058

whoa...


 No.1120064

>>1120056

>>1120061

"I made vore real and all I got was $3,000,000 and this lousy t-shirt."

and on the back in smaller print

"guys i really wanted to get vored this sucks"


 No.1120065

>>1120057

the button is protected by 33 OTO members


 No.1120066

>>1120061

>>1120064

most of what modeseven draws but NOT all of it

also no the t-shirt is guaranteed to be beautiful and epic. it’s kind of like a god tier garment from the epic hypercomic homestuck


 No.1120067

button idea: pressing it transports you to a fantasy world where you would undeniably have a good life there but at the cost of destroying the universe you're leaving behind


 No.1120068

>>1120065

every single occultism started by dudes is exclusively for nerds. I shove them into their lockers and destroy the button


 No.1120069

button idea: pressing it stops people from coming up with new buttons


 No.1120070

>>1120067

*slams that mf like button*


 No.1120071

vore is real, you just have to die painfully

>>1120067

what if it takes you there, but you then have to choose to either go back or- nevermind, this is just FF:TA


 No.1120072

>>1120068

at least one of them would be able to disable your operating thetan


 No.1120073

>>1120069

this is actually pretty deep.


 No.1120074

>>1120066

>kind of like a god tier garment

no thanks


 No.1120075

>>1120072

wow, some weakass nerdshit, whom suprised? I swapped out my operating thetan with a thingymabob of my own design somewhere no-one else can reach like, ten years ago


 No.1120076

>>1120067

This universe is suffering, of course.


 No.1120077

>>1120075

maybe they’d just turn you into a camel like crowley did to that one poet


 No.1120078

this

>>1120075

is also my strat if that dickwad at one of our local metaphysical shops ever tries to tell me about my akashic record

>oh sorry no I sealed my akashic record ages ago, you're reading a decoy I planted :/


 No.1120079

>>1120074

the nature of it is, it doesn’t look like that

i mean you never have to wash or mend it


 No.1120080

>>1120079

ok that's pretty neat but I don't think it's worth unleashing anal vore into the world


 No.1120081

>>1120080

you get three million dollars too

also everything at barnes and noble is free for the rest of your life (but you might get vored there)


 No.1120082

>>1120080

if you don't do it that means I'd get the shirt, so whatever lol fuck it.


 No.1120083

>>1120081

how commonplace is vore after the button change


 No.1120084

>>1120083

oh it’s everywhere dude

nobody dies tho


 No.1120085

also you can claim being vored on your tax returns


 No.1120086

hard vore fan: this is bullshit, I wanted to die


 No.1120087

>>1120084

how frequent


 No.1120088

button idea: pressing it makes genies real and gives you 3 complementary wishes


 No.1120089

>>1120087

you can’t go for a drive longer than ten minutes without seeing somebody getting vored unless you’re on backroads or something

giant babes occasionally will cause car accidents


 No.1120090

microwave fish filet review: much better than expected, will buy again


 No.1120091

>>1120089

can i also counter vore people or am i defenceless


 No.1120092

>>1120091

if you’ve pressed the button you can never be a pred


 No.1120093

you have the epic shirt though. and you can adjust the length to turn it into a robe or a dress if you want


 No.1120094

wish mh worlds had some sort of costume system so i could wear the good stats armor but pick my appearance

i cant hunt monsters if im not cute doing it


 No.1120095

eating is only sexy if it's, like, they're digging into a plate of wings while you fuck them


 No.1120096

>>1120092

final question: are giant women commonplace

whats their ratio compared to regular sized people


 No.1120097

i would love to give head to a girl while she ate something


 No.1120098

I used to fantasize about a particular dude who was kinda heavy and really cute pigging out on Buffalo wings in the nude and getting sauce everywhere, and I'd finger him with the sauce


 No.1120099

>>1120096

about 10% of women are varying sizes of giant

none of the unattractive ones are though, don’t worry


 No.1120100

File: 009d6cd23545e59⋯.jpeg (117.18 KB, 790x1010, 79:101, 5BD3CDAC-CD0D-4629-A3A3-9….jpeg)

>>1120098

das epic


 No.1120101

I wouldn't put hot sauce, or any kind of food that can't be used as a dildo with a condom, up someone's nether orifice in real life though. jesus christ, can you even imagine?


 No.1120102

>>1120098

>and I'd finger him with the sauce

that's not healthy


 No.1120103

>>1120098

god i hate fags


 No.1120104

>>1120101

yeah.

you’re not even supposed to get lipstick inside you. you can’t fill your asshole with buffalo sauce and not expect something bad to happen


 No.1120105

frosting is sexy but only in my vore fantasies


 No.1120106

>>1120099

what's the biggest a female can get


 No.1120107

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

You listen to iosys song fifty or sixty times and youtube starts recommending their awful flash animations constantly


 No.1120108

>>1120106

hm, probably nothing taller than 300ft

their welfare benefits scale with their size


 No.1120109

one time at a party someone pulled out a Jenga set with truth-or-dares on each block

my friend asked me what my weirdest sexual fantasy was, which is a hell of a hard question to answer, and I told her orgy that starts out with one satyr and ends with all satyrs.

she got mad because she already knew the satyr thing, and in retrospect there's probably something much weirder I should've said


 No.1120110

also I have no way of knowing what normies think is a 'weird' fetish. normies tend to react much more strongly to watersports than transformation ime, for instance, which seems bizarre to me


 No.1120111

>>1120108

i'll press the button

but only on the condition that i get a giant gf


 No.1120112

>>1120110

a lot of normies and abnormies alike find piss and scat to be in a category of their own even compared with wacky impossible fetishes


 No.1120113

>>1120111

i’m sure you’d be able to find one if you took care of yourself and had the right attitude


 No.1120114

>>1120113

one more question to be specific: what's the smallest the giant girls get


 No.1120115

>>1120112

I know taboos are really subjective but piss is sterile, sure it's gross/humiliating/whatever but the fact that people consider it on-tier with scat doesn't really compute for me

diapers are Right Out, though, doesn't matter if there's no poop I cannot fucking handle the idea if a diaper fetish


 No.1120116

mfw normans think loli is a 'weird' fetish


 No.1120117

>>1120116

it is weird you defensive creep


 No.1120118

>>1120117

fucking normo


 No.1120119

>>1120114

hm, like 35 feet

>>1120115

>piss is sterile

i really feel like that’s a myth. maybe it is if the person is healthy but i still have my doubts


 No.1120120

did you ever notice how often lolicons bring up the topic of how not pedophilic or weird loli is, by themselves, completely the fuck unprompted

to me that smacks of suppressed self-awareness


 No.1120121

>>1120120

yeah. loli is one of few fetishes that won’t be allowed on spongechan


 No.1120122

I think two prostitutes just got into a fight trying to scam each other out of money

a very very loud shouting match just went on for a few minutes over "my money bitch"


 No.1120123

>>1120099

you have strange standards for attractive


 No.1120124

>>1120123

my standards are epic


 No.1120125

>>1120120

no because I've never seen one in real life


 No.1120126

or maybe I did and they were hiding their power level


 No.1120127

>>1120125

what if I told you there were lolicons endlessly talking about the little girls they not-pedophilically jack off to right here on this Kurdish neo-Platonism board


 No.1120128

>>1120120

have you ever noticed how often you fall for this shit


 No.1120129


 No.1120130

i wonder how much cp salt has


 No.1120131

>>1120129

>>1120128

eat your own dick and die from the infection sako


 No.1120132


 No.1120133

also I took my turn

you're up boigahs


 No.1120134

File: 1d0b695b20b2400⋯.png (3.77 MB, 1600x1067, 1600:1067, 1d0b695b20b24006b979a678c2….png)


 No.1120135

>>1120134

i dont understand this

why is he trying to capture zwid with rumias that arent lolis


 No.1120136

File: 6828585fe110e33⋯.jpg (1.37 MB, 1688x2400, 211:300, griffith-san.jpg)

File: 604cdb67c3035a4⋯.jpg (393.54 KB, 1500x1052, 375:263, griffith.jpg)

Griffith > Rumia


 No.1120137

>>1120135

the fact that the string doesn't lead to him means james is the one taking the bait not the one setting it


 No.1120138

File: 75a22e1e751a040⋯.jpg (160.11 KB, 780x727, 780:727, oppression pizza.jpg)

File: b7777040b277e23⋯.jpg (73.92 KB, 627x782, 627:782, 8990e3b4f0a064c5398c4685af….jpg)

File: 8f107836350bc46⋯.gif (1.92 MB, 259x221, 259:221, tumblr_oe4xxnjQam1tcwu3to1….gif)

File: fbc1ef709b6c91e⋯.jpg (26.44 KB, 645x269, 645:269, nazi cake.jpg)

File: 37969bced292f4e⋯.gif (977.18 KB, 400x400, 1:1, tumblr_nevvqkHZqz1qb6v6ro1….gif)


 No.1120139

sa “14 is fine” ko


 No.1120140

>>1120136

i think what pisses me off the most when you post these is that theyre both different characters and also look nothing like griffith


 No.1120141

spo "cocaine is good for you" nge


 No.1120142

I'm going a whole month without talking about sex!

I'm a changed man. Healthy. Active. I might even eat an apple.


 No.1120143

“cocaine is good for you”

-le me


 No.1120144

File: 52bc10c1d5c24da⋯.jpg (162.76 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

why would Youtube try to get me to watch a Justin Bieberized version of a perfectly good, Bieberless song


 No.1120145

>>1120142

hey bsb would you rather hang out with a pedophile or somebody that did coke every once in a while


 No.1120146

>>1120145

the cokehead


 No.1120147

>>1120145

I do hang out with occasional cocaine users. pedos? no fucking way


 No.1120148

>>1120146

wanna come over and do some lines


 No.1120149

>>1120147

but youre buds with wonk???


 No.1120150


 No.1120151

lolicon is the final counter culture


 No.1120152

teaming up with hsg to murder the local obese juggalo pedophile


 No.1120153

an impossible question: would you rather get rid of cocaine or pedophiles


 No.1120154

>>1120150

i’ve got bananas here in case you’re worried about becoming potassium deficient


 No.1120155

why is my laptop's wifi so goddamn busted??? the USB wifi adapter was supposed to fix this bullshit!!!


 No.1120156

>>1120153

pedophiles, easily

cocaine even has medical applications


 No.1120157

File: b3c2f89556fdec3⋯.png (115.85 KB, 540x679, 540:679, tumblr_inline_p3tmvzyrTV1r….png)


 No.1120158

>>1120156

its an impossible question...its too hard t answer


 No.1120159


 No.1120160

good lord i’ve had like 4000 calories today


 No.1120161

>>1120160

fatass


 No.1120162

>>1120160

god i would love to open your squishy tummy and suck those calories right out while u get a case of the squirmies :3


 No.1120163

ANYONE HERE GOT A PEPSI


 No.1120164

>>1120160

*rubs your tummy*


 No.1120165

>>1120161

but i barely ate for the last two days it’s okay


 No.1120166

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>might have sex tomorrow


 No.1120167

sako's real invested in the optics of making a Reason™ and Facts™-based defense of pedo porn. if it seems like there's principled disagreement about whether sexualizing kids is bad, and what counts as sexualizing kids, that muddies the waters and deflects criticism away from him.

he doesn't care, at all, about his apologia involving actual reason or actual facts. it's why he's so bad at it: that's not what he's trying to do.

if you say something he doesn't have a rote (outraged!) retort for, he says 'shut up' or 'I don't care' or just goes back to posting sexed-up little girls and talking about something else; continuing a conversation he can't win by yelling draws scrutiny he doesn't want.


 No.1120168

>>1120167

normie the post


 No.1120169

>>1120167

not reading


 No.1120170

>>1120168

tuck your tail between your legs and run away you overgrown puppy


 No.1120171

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0235960/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t2

>Kazuhira Miller

>Vivec

>Brynjolf

>Medic (Meet the Medic)

>Deputy Beagle

>Delita (FFT War of the Lions)


 No.1120172

sako jerking off to animated girls who are underaged but don't look underaged is the same thing as him wanting to molest and traumatize real children


 No.1120173

ITS THE SAME THING!!!


 No.1120174

File: e2d6335e52ebbb0⋯.png (40.34 KB, 694x596, 347:298, james dambro.png)


 No.1120175

Sako is a pedophile


 No.1120176

>>1120167

skipped post


 No.1120177

>>1120167

you realize im not the one posting this right


 No.1120178

>>1120175

he only wants to fuck fake middleschoolers you moron


 No.1120179

The judge telling sako that he must now announce his sex offender status whenever he moves, and sako laughs defiantly claiming that he will never move out of his parents house so that doesn't apply to him. The judge screams, defeated.


 No.1120180

>>1120177

it's saltlick


 No.1120181

wow....a lot of pedophilephobes here. no wonder sako is like that


 No.1120182

i wish salt would fuck off and stop posting his inane bullshit here


 No.1120183

i hope saltlick gets beheaded during jihad by a Islamic terrorist


 No.1120184

>>1120179

p epic post (pretty epic post)


 No.1120185

>>1120179

looooooooooooooooool


 No.1120186

walter get off your computer, its bed time!


 No.1120187

i hope salt gets trannybashed honestly


 No.1120188

he's starting up again


 No.1120189

sorry for lashing out salt, you made some good points


 No.1120190

>>1120179

big epic


 No.1120191

>>1120167

but uhhh cocaine


 No.1120192

>>1120191

im going to bust your jaw apart so badly you'll need extensive surgery


 No.1120193


 No.1120194

lolis on cocaine


 No.1120195

seeing sako make violent threats like that is incredibly comedic since he backed out of meeting sponge, who is probably one of the least intimidating people here


 No.1120196

https://techxplore.com/news/2018-02-wood-strong-titanium-alloys-lighter.html

>This new way to treat wood makes it 12 times stronger than natural wood and 10 times tougher

>It's also comparable to carbon fiber, but much less expensive.


 No.1120197

>>1120195

im going to cripple sponge permanently


 No.1120198

>>1120194

the only way to get rid of him


 No.1120199

>>1120197

figuratively?


 No.1120200

>>1120199

physically


 No.1120201

>>1120200

holy shit...


 No.1120202

File: 590504529befe06⋯.webm (2.9 MB, 640x480, 4:3, Sako.webm)


 No.1120203

consider the following: a pedophile that does coke


 No.1120204

>>1120195

who is the most intimidating person here

and you can't say rev


 No.1120205

File: 587705106b000be⋯.jpg (77.71 KB, 620x348, 155:87, IMG_1478.JPG)


 No.1120206

>>1120204

that's a very good question

maybe khan or tumut


 No.1120207

>>1120206

>khan

shut up khan


 No.1120208

I'm pretty strong and could probably kick anyone's ass here


 No.1120209

>>1120204

there are no intimidating people here


 No.1120210

>>1120192

come bust my jaw boo boo


 No.1120211

>khan

lol

>>1120209

answer the question


 No.1120212

just in case you needed any more proof that sako gave birth to our hypothetical duel


 No.1120213

>>1120204

saltlick


 No.1120214

sako: i want to fight this beautiful boy from the internet


 No.1120215

>>1120211

that is my answer


 No.1120216

>>1120215

invalid answer


 No.1120217

>>1120216

tough tits


 No.1120218

jimmy finds me the most intimidating because he has a crush on me


 No.1120219

>>1120214

he just wanted to destroy something beautiful


 No.1120220

>>1120218

turn that projector off sponge


 No.1120221

wonk: i want to share a bag of chips with spongelord and then interlock hands with him inside the bag


 No.1120222

>>1120220

jimbo if we were going to the same community college you would write about me in your diary every night


 No.1120223

>>1120222

that's an oddly specific situation you've no doubt written about in your own diary


 No.1120224

>>1120211

>>1120207

i dislike khan as much as the next guy but i think he's probably one of the more athletic posters here


 No.1120225

>>1120224

hes a whiny insecure manbaby he isnt intimidating at all


 No.1120226

>>1120196

this is epic


 No.1120227

>>1120225

he could probably kick my ass, unlike you, sako


 No.1120228

>>1120225

he could probably kick someone's ass if he tried


 No.1120229

he wouldn’t want to kick my ass though, he would hit my vape and give me a hug


 No.1120230

not to be riding his dick but 90% of hsg are out of shape fatties or skinnyfat dudes


 No.1120231

>>1120224

fair I guess


 No.1120232

>>1120227

its funny to me that you think that


 No.1120233

incel mandingo fighting


 No.1120234

>>1120232

you say you want to break my jaw but i think you just want to give me a kiss


 No.1120235

File: 02536c2169876c3⋯.jpg (46.87 KB, 720x630, 8:7, black panther's truth.jpg)


 No.1120236

Why does Sako try to act threatening while typing like preteen?


 No.1120237

>>1120236

he wants to have a little preteen romance with me


 No.1120238

sponge why do you want hsg posters to be infatuated with you so bad


 No.1120239

>>1120236

what did he mean by this


 No.1120240

>>1120238

it’s epic...


 No.1120241

not counting stabs (she isn’t here very often) i’m the closest thing hsg has to a girl


 No.1120242

remember randy stair?


 No.1120243

File: 3693bd0fc82607d⋯.png (14.16 KB, 203x209, 203:209, 56444.png)


 No.1120244

>>1120241

what about egghead and sharktits


 No.1120245

>>1120244

egghead doesn’t come here anymore

we don’t know what sharktits looks like and also she married grant


 No.1120246

>robin williams will die in your lifetime


 No.1120247

I'm gonna ask stabs to vorecuck sponge


 No.1120248

>>1120246

>future tense

how dare you

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU


 No.1120249


 No.1120250

*pees in your butt*


 No.1120251

you know what's fun

seeing things that aren't real

or like when shit moves but it didn't actually move

and like, when you can't tell if those are just regular noises from pets or if someone is in your house

fun


 No.1120252

>>1120251

are you potassium deficient


 No.1120253

>>1120251

the auditory hallucinations are lovely


 No.1120254

>>1120252

I doubt it, I eat a decent amount of fruit+hella veggies

pretty sure it's just worsening mental illness I haven't had looked at

>>1120253

for real

also seeing bugs in my bread when there were 0 bugs was cool

why's it gotta be mostly bugs anyways

i haven't even done a drug in 2 years. and that was just weed. unfair


 No.1120255

>>1120254

it is super easy for the brain to interpret this shit as bugs

fuck spiders


 No.1120256

things i never told my shrink when i had one

that time i had a full conversation with my friend about a project i was working on while we were in the hallway during lunch

and then the next day she asked me what i was doing, in regards to the project, and i got all annoyed because i had just told her the day before

but it turned out she hadn't been there the day before because she was home sick


 No.1120257

>>1120255

it's flies

or little beetle-ish things

how to delete brain


 No.1120258

>>1120257

i actually like bugs but seeing fake ones every now and then just upsets me

ill tell you how to delete when i figure it out for myself


 No.1120259

>>1120256

spooky


 No.1120260

need... schizo gf.....


 No.1120261

>>1120258

i like real bugs

well not flies or ants or silverfish

reno has tarantula hawk wasps and they're pretty cool


 No.1120262

if it makes you feel any better stabs i’d still let you vore me


 No.1120263

>>1120262

don't you have a gf

let her vore you


 No.1120264

>>1120263

yeah but you’re on the roster


 No.1120265

>>1120261

those three are the worst ones tbh would not mind never seeing any of them again

tarantula hawk wasps look cool and i heard theyre pretty docile, never had a chance to see one in person but it seems like itd be an interesting experience


 No.1120266

>>1120265

the ones i saw were all male, and they didn't seem to mind me shoving a camera at them


 No.1120267

>>1120266

arent the female bugs typically the mean ones


 No.1120268

File: c683917f6839ae7⋯.png (16.66 KB, 320x320, 1:1, XD_Face.png)


 No.1120269

>>1120267

for wasps, bees, and spiders as far as i know

the male wasps only eat flowers


 No.1120270

>>1120269

i didnt know that about wasps

this led me to an interesting page


 No.1120271

File: 947718ecadbb731⋯.png (266.08 KB, 818x365, 818:365, 1394269457347.png)

>got reported in GR2 because i took a panty shot of Kat wearing the 2B outfit

oh cmooooon


 No.1120272

File: 7975f0941109b90⋯.mp4 (14.38 MB, 852x480, 71:40, 2018-02-08 02-31-37.mp4)

I kind of think that the game treats truck beds as a deliberate blind spot unless you're standing up


 No.1120273

what smells so bad

oh stabs is here


 No.1120274

File: 40a0b581726abe1⋯.png (258.25 KB, 703x564, 703:564, fuckin' rude.png)


 No.1120275

File: 9fb7e8242f7d0d2⋯.png (1.09 MB, 1280x1207, 1280:1207, 5DEEC71A-0938-47A8-9DFB-9B….png)


 No.1120276

File: be54d2a59c1795b⋯.png (1.33 MB, 1680x1050, 8:5, star of bethlehem.png)

nice


 No.1120277

File: ee3fec0f75e2f24⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 108.03 KB, 1016x561, 1016:561, Elon is a true supervillai….jpg)


 No.1120278

Any of you handsome fellas still have the unfortunate occurrences of dreaming about Homestuck


 No.1120279

>>1120278

every now and then

it leaves me with a bad feeling after i wake up


 No.1120280

>>1120278

dont think ive ever dreamed about homestuck


 No.1120281

>overwatch fanbase mad that dva isn't a starcraft pro anymore

what


 No.1120282

>>1120281

what a weird thing to retcon

at least i assume its a retcon


 No.1120283

>>1120281

dva used to be a starcraft pro but they retconned it for some reason

blizzard cant write for shit anyway so who cares


 No.1120284

>>1120281

>>1120283

why did they even think that was necessary


 No.1120285

>>1120284

its blizzard


 No.1120286

this hot sauce is so f*cking good and makes this egg sandwich 100x better


 No.1120287

File: fc537db7a67f220⋯.png (1.36 MB, 1200x900, 4:3, pipimi and popuko (poptepi….png)

I'm so tired

but I just got a two thousand dollar paycheck so I might call in sick and get some sleep


 No.1120288

>>1120281

People go full retard around D.Va for some reason. I’ve seen than one post calling it sexism that people don’t respect her character as a war veteran.


 No.1120289

i want to FUCK Cruiser D.Va


 No.1120290

>>1120288

more than one*


 No.1120291

>>1120288

i mean, it IS but no one wants to be called sexist because they dont like to recognize shes a war veteran


 No.1120292

>>1120291

No it isn’t. 99.9% of her character is that she’s a pro gamer girl who says LOL out loud and livestreams herself gunning people down on the OW equivalent of Twitch.


 No.1120293


 No.1120294

>>1120292

no no you see in the future videogames are the troops


 No.1120295

File: d808d8b8f6ca1cd⋯.webm (397.09 KB, 640x360, 16:9, fatality.webm)


 No.1120296

File: be86b91cdfaaf84⋯.jpg (63.43 KB, 480x360, 4:3, gaijin4koma2_peersblog_120….jpg)

>>1120295

oh shit the japanese bug fight league

me and my buddies used to get really into this and probably looked like le wacky guys reacting maymay from ye olden 4chan

i dont think we ever bet money on these but i do think if there were more of them still coming out we'd probably be in some seedy Yakuza bugfight den


 No.1120297

also for some reason I guess I don't mind seeing bugs die? I would never be able to watch more "advanced" lifeforms like dogs or roosters fight because they feel pain

but seeing a giant centipede or one of those horrifyingly large japanese hornets get killed by another horrorbug doesn't give me the same woe


 No.1120298

howzit wesheads


 No.1120299

File: 3dafd7be391b71b⋯.jpg (30.35 KB, 848x475, 848:475, 1471636751309.jpg)


 No.1120300

words can't quite express how epic my mood is right now


 No.1120301

my cat wishes to do battle


 No.1120302

loving gothy joey


 No.1120303

>>1120302

yeah i got a little joey vibe from it


 No.1120304

whats the difference between galpal and girlfriend in cwc dialect


 No.1120305

Initializing KILLALLNERDS.EXE.....


 No.1120306

>>1120305

tumut no! you have so much to live for!


 No.1120307

dog likes the fire


 No.1120308

>>1120305

whoa nice homestuck reference


 No.1120309

was got tiger an actual thing in the comic or just a fandom thing

i feel like it was in the comic, but its been so long i can't remember if it was just a karkles-level thing


 No.1120310

im geekin in


 No.1120311

>>1120309

it's a fandom thing


 No.1120312

The Karkles Standard


 No.1120313

>>1120281

when/why/how'd they retcon it


 No.1120314

want to sleep but my hands want to kill


 No.1120315

>>1120314

strangle yourself to sleep


 No.1120316

boigahs

its ur turn.............................................


 No.1120317

“The rich man, who separates himself from the poor by letting them die of hunger and cold, acts contrary to the principle of the Tao and is a great enemy of mankind. His crime cannot be absolved.”

-Taiping Jing


 No.1120318

I want to see wonk turn his house into a hobo shelter


 No.1120319

"The rich man, who lives off his father's wealth and spends his timing taking easy soft-science college courses, and then complains about capitalism all day, is a dumb gay retard."

-Zhuge Liang


 No.1120320

>>1120319

dont be pissed at me man taiping jing said it


 No.1120321

also what point are you trying to make about my education

if i'd gone into stem id fucking love capitalism?


 No.1120322

>>1120321

dude don't be pissed at me man zhuge liang said it


 No.1120323

Wonk and his shelter for young and defenceless lgbt youth


 No.1120324

>>1120309

Did you have some typos in there or something

Who

What tiger

Who is and/or owned a tiger


 No.1120325

>>1120324

you don't remember "got tiger"

i thought it was bad that i couldn't remember if it was in the comic or not, but it seems to have passed from your memory entirely


 No.1120326

>>1120324

Oh it's a typo from Hussie's formspring

I thought it was an actual thing that would be humorous instead of a lame forced tumblr meme over a typo


 No.1120327

why did hussie even use formspring

i never saw anyone but him use it


 No.1120328

i jacked off to modeseven and now i feel dirty


 No.1120329

>>1120328

post which pic


 No.1120330

>>1120329

it was some big gallery on exhentai. it's all a blur now and only the disgust remains.


 No.1120331

btw it's sponge's turn for advance wars


 No.1120332

i fucking hate zinogre


 No.1120333

>guys I really feel awful. I have a doctor's appointment for 4pm tomorrow can I please go home? I worked my full shift yesterday and spent the night shivering and vomiting

>Hmm maybe, we'll get back to you on it if we can afford it today

Alright time to get straight petty, I'ma tickle my uvula til I puke on the carpet brb


 No.1120334

dingleberry41, its your turn in advanced wars


 No.1120335

File: cec6a94de37d4ba⋯.png (640.31 KB, 600x600, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1120336

>>1120335

>disney owns marvel now

>square enix making x-men redesigns

what could it MEAN


 No.1120337

is subnautica actually good, or is it one of those games that got popular because youtubers can make easy material with it


 No.1120338

>buying a $100+ figure plus shipping and handling from Nippon

Uhhh yeah that's a no for me dawg


 No.1120339

>>1120337

both

it can be pretty buggy for a game so long in development, but its good

there is a youtuber bobblehead in the game which is kind of shit because you can't delete it from your crafting menu


 No.1120340

>>1120337

Is it bad that this is a common question I find myself asking before playing a new game

The youtuber menace must be stopped


 No.1120341

last night i had a dream i accidentally posted my password for some website here and the password was an embarassing word and i couldn't play it off


 No.1120342

>>1120341

was the password penis


 No.1120343

>>1120341

Was it "cumdrunkbuttslut"


 No.1120344

>>1120342

>>1120343

i can't really remember but it was embarassing in a way that's like someone finding out you liked something really garbage in the past and now you're ashamed of it


 No.1120345

>>1120344

>finding out you liked something really garbage in the past and now you're ashamed of it

was it 'homestuck'


 No.1120346

File: 6105407a4a87b7b⋯.jpg (111.69 KB, 664x719, 664:719, 1504504484907.jpg)

>>1120344

PoM...


 No.1120347

"vriskafanX"


 No.1120348

i dreamt last night that i ate ass and now im gonna pour bleach in my ear


 No.1120350


 No.1120352

I will never ever consider eating ass and I really have no idea why it seems to be becoming less taboo

Like I don't like doing buttstuff in general and that's fingers and dick related

Let alone actually putting your mouth and tongue all up in it


 No.1120354

niggershit4000, it's your turn




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