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i said

fajita time


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daddy yankee: a ella le gusta la gasolina


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lovin all the hot chef art from monhun


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I think I might need to go on mood stabilizers


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Hey, that's my favorite Mario game


*chugs more pills*


daddy yankee: pero pa' montarlo aquí tengo la pieza, ¡oye!


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is there a person in the entire world excited for solo

note: youtubers on disney's payroll do not count as people



redlettermedia is excited to make more epic nerd crew vids



lookin forward to lando and nothing else


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anyway, the new gerber baby has downs syndrome


brendan jordan is everything I was trying to be in high school but never had the poker face to pull off



he's adorable


i honestly hated flipflappers


yo queero taco bell:)



my groupchat is currently joking about it, trying to think of a good zinger

"smartly dressed but dumbly brained"?

no, that's more retarded than that baby. hmmmmmmm



i want to see it for donald glover but everything else about it looks like shit



the change of writers was a pretty bad hit but I still thought it was nice

why didn't you like it


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your groupchat sounds 🅱️retty 🅱️ad dude


AU where Tavros got paralyzed when he slipped on a cowpat and fell on his ass


AU where tavros was paralyzed from the waist up



he types with his feet and riverdances with his torso flopping around up top


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thanks toriyama


which of les amis de l'abc has a vore fetish




le what



les amis de l'abc. you know, the twinks that all of the les miserables fanfiction is about even though they're barely in the novel




i know literally none of the characters except javier breadman sorry


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I guess they have nothing better to do in the shetlands than come up with some great place names


the hetlands - the last area on earth free from the gays


why don't the hets go back to the hetlands where they're wanted


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explored some ideal gf pics and man some of them are not great


why don’t the zionists go back to sheol



ok these are getting worse


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here's a decent one



this is epic


I think I have the death flu

I'm the past day I've puked 8 times and everything hurts and I can't stop shivering

Please make it stop


And I did a full 8.5hr shift on top of it


this is the closest audio I could find to Gloup Holm






im so bad at cuphead


im bad at all platformers except mario



even kirby?



its literally impossible to be bad at kirby



i dunno man have you ever beaten the true arena?



"dressed like a hare but lives like a sloth"

which is unfair but better than what you had


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haha what the fuck


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also sponge, why didn't you tell us you opened a thai restaraunt?



my boy donald looks so good



I know these are promotional stills but just from these two shots dong lover is a much better cast for Lando than Whoever McFuck is for Han

like they culled whatever shoot they did for the best/most hypeable shot of McFuck, right? and this is it



donald looks good

everything else: bad


i wish people would stop acting like star wars is this huge expansive universe like marvel or something

there's only a handful of characters and only ONE event that actually matters

its not interesting enough to make these spin off films



that two headed alien thing is neat


my hot take on star wars: it's overrated


who's gonna get >>2000000




a classic get


i was actually initially interested in a stand alone han solo film because han solo is an interesting enough character where i would actually enjoy watching him go around and do rogue scoundrel stuff, but since it's a star wars film they are obviously going to incorporate it into being apart of the empire/rebel conflict. i wouldn't be surprised if the movie ended with him in the mos eisley cantina

i lost all hope for it when i saw him pick up the lightsaber and they started talking about the jedi. like.......who cares



im still holding out hope for a cool bounty hunter boba fett film but even then i know thats incredible wishful thinking


what if... new original media or adaptations of more-obscure properties that don't already have adaptations


what if joey's gaping asshole for 90 minutes







this would save cinema



i cant wait for hollywood to die and stop putting these garbage money-grabbing movies out nonstop that people will inevitably eat up like slop so studios like netflix can continue putting out actually interesting and different stuff to hopefully influence the market and masses



i agree about hollywood but what has netflix done that is any good


okay i got it

stoner comedy but it's in the star wars universe



devilman crybaby


like, even though the death note movie and bright were terrible, at least they were different form the same sh*t



>in order to go to light speeds, they have to do the biggest rip on the ultrabong


the chances of me dying off this hit are


the world could use more attempts at parodies of star wars that aren't shit


the world could use more space adventure style sci-fi. everything is all near-future stuff now, or occasionally a space opera but even that is basically dead now.




Ice Pirates was decent

Space Pirate Mito (both seasons) were really good


we desperately need more epic science fantasy



iive mostly watched the series they've put out, like orange is the new black, devilman crybaby, the end of the fucking world, bojack horseman, ozark, and stranger things. those are just off the top of my head though

then there are others that I haven't watched but have heard good things about like punisher, american vandal, and castlevania

ive barely watched any films that were netflix originals. i think the only ones i've watched were I dont feel at home in this world anymore and okja


I'd say I would watch the shit out of a Miles Vorkosigan adaptation, but I really mean I'd watch the shit out of a Cordelia Naismith adaptation, and also the movie would be Bad


a season of star trek set in the homestuck universe


i also think black mirror is a netflix original which is absolutely fantastic


captain, we have received new in-development simulation software for the holodeck. it is called "sburb."



which enterprise are we talking about here?


don't let barclay near it

god no DO NOT


its also interesting to see netflix pick up shows that people loved to continue them like arrested development and trailer park boys


one time I accidentally started a fight at a party because this dude was summarizing an episode where I guess a guy figures out his wife is cheating on him through science magic and she leaves him, and party dude was like "that's so nuts why would she leave him"

so I said "sounds like she wasn't happy?" and I guess he decided I was commenting on his marriage I didn't know existed or was troubled until after I'd left the party, because he got real aggro


captain, i’m about to stick my dick into this horned alien’s beautiful self-lubricating asshole.

*wilhelm scream*



*a black mirror episode, whoops


im not trying to shill netflix so much in the cinema improvement or whatever but its the only streaming service ive really ever used

the only other show ive watched and enjoyed that a streaming service produced was Veep by amazon



uhhh the one from next generation because that’s the only one i’m close to familiar with


I'm loading up my old gamecube animal crossing town which i haven't touched in a decade probably




also now I kinda want to see Worf and Gamzee fighting


i’m so excited for the tarantino star trek movie

please let that happen before that dumb motherfucker destroys his own career



i tried doing this a while ago and it turned out the save got corrupted. it also corrupted my chao garden. all of the other shovelware i had on the memory card was perfectly fine for some reason.



>before that dumb motherfucker destroys his own career




he’s always saying edgy shit




>he’s heard saying Geimer “wanted to have it and dated the guy” when she was 13. The director doubled down when Stern and co-host Robin Quivers argued that it was wrong given her age: Geimer “was down with this,” Tarantino said. The director also said he doesn’t consider statutory rape as serious as rape, saying Polanski only “had sex with a minor. That’s not rape.”

he better hurry up!


also: everything uma thurman said



i know, i know, i know, that fucking baboon

please just let his last movie be star trek if it has to end



cash money says it'll have a ten minute scene where leia's force ghost has her feet worshipped by someone


ohhhhhhhh my god there's weeds everywhere


i love howard stern, i’m extremely envious of his ability to (seemingly effortlessly) get people to say shit they end up REALLY regretting


>receiving new mouthpics literally makes me feel a type of high

why did i do this to my poor epic brain


apparently I'm not the only person who thought my married once-coworker was hitting on them, everyone thinks he's hitting on them when they first meet him, I feel so vindicated


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he was never a creep or anything but he has a very... charged way of being friendly



i hope it has sexy alien girl feet


kinda want to get some sexy snacks and binge watch netflix


has anyone watched that new cloverfield movie



define sexy snacks



it’s okay, i guess

don’t get your hopes up



y'know, sexy snacks





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chances are im not getting this job


are you really a drawing of a tranny if you aren't jacked like a bodybuilder



like for sure god bless all the hirsute bodybuilder trannies in the world but it seems a little pointed for Ally Artists™ to consistently draw us as one of those few hundred people


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at least if i stay a neet i can still spend all day playing monhun and granblue


what podcast and/or epic album should i listen to while i play minecraft: brownbricks


if there's one thing trans ally tumblr artists and tranny-bashing caricaturists can agree on, it's what trans women look like



Talking Simpsons


*reads a saltlick post*

i’m trans now


I won't rest until literally all of you are on hormones


grant can you start banning people for misgendering me



grant can you start banning people for revlinking



i have such high hopes for this game and desperately want it to be real but its not as nearly as popular as it should be, considering how heavily influenced it is by vampire the masquerade


ben do you want to come into my house and hit my vape


When, long ago, the gods created Earth

In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.

The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;

Yet were they too remote from humankind.

To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,

Th'Olympian host conceiv’d a clever plan.

A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,

Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.



someone explain the origin of this meme to me


goo night hsg



it's from naruto





not that, the other part


speaking of WoD

has anyone in the world besides me seen the first edition of the Changeling: The Dreaming rulebook

the game sucks apparently but the art (in the first edition only!) changed my life



my physical copy is wrinkled all to shit because I stole that book from my cousin when I was still young and dumb enough to read in the bath



>The informant, Douglas Campbell, said in the testimony obtained by The Hill that he was told by Russian nuclear executives that Moscow had hired the American lobbying firm APCO Worldwide specifically because it was in position to influence the Obama administration, and more specifically Hillary Clinton.



some guy on deviantart made a zootopia fancomic that could ostensibly be construed as being pro-life

some people thought this was fucking epic and started making memes with the panels

that's about it



this zootopia comic that's toeing the line of being hardcore catholic propoganda is drawn vastly better than most fanart

but it's borderline catholic propoganda


hsg posters' brains evolving to the point that instead of simply skipping saltlick's posts they become incapable of acknowledging his existence




didn't the dude say he was pro-choice


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the dream...............


you ever think about cutting somebody’s fingers off?




could you post a picture of yours first



so they can't make their abhorrent posts?




take a wild guess who



you have to if you're hiding a body

after you remove them there's a few things you can do with them to really make them disappear properly


you asked this yesterday and offered to pay him

I asked how much, and you ignored me



unless you're already in decent shape, you'll probably just hurt yourself trying to do this


*wwalks into troll temple*

shalom its me

troll jewwish eri



well, you can always scale workouts.


just kidding! that’s weird! i don’t think about that!



oy vvey



defeats the point a bit if you're not doing roshi's real regiments, doesn't it



the worst podcast in the universe


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well the point is to get enough strength and build up to it


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>native americans and white people will be bred out of existence



you ever think about how the human jaw is powerful enough to bite through a finger



the irony is everyone else is also breeding themselves out of existance




do native americans get a pass from you because you think theyre spiritual


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there's several charts that show that non-white women on dating sites prefer white men






that’s extremely assumptive of you, anon!

i’m dating one


yes! it wouldn’t be much harder than biting through a carrot


please breed me out of existence


if there's one Dead With A Vengeance old picture of me I wish I had back, it's the one of me in middle school immediately after playing Oberon in our production of A Midsummer Night's Dream, my stage eyeliner blurred down my face by sweat, looking like nothing so much as pixie-cut era demi moore


i don't feel like i could bite through a fingie



haha yeah. arabs and blacks and asians and mexicans are definitely breeding their races away aren’t they



white men pairing with non-white women still means less purely white people, rev



not with that attitude


wait...is sam racist...



nah, they're all overbreeding (well, except the japanese) because infant mortality and internecine warfare is decimating their adult male populations



xe is a xenophobe please get it right



but it also means less purely black and mexican and arab and asian people???


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i don't hate black people and muslims i just have an irrational fear of them


i want to remove nonwhites from existence



this is pretty epic


that’s biting satire about modern interracial relationships, not vore porn



holy shit...



it's an epic satire


so if i get a qt japanese gf am i a race traitor


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[sponge voice, when he is no longer dating the native american girl] those fucking redskins



i like how they couldn't even think of a good insult for liking ARMS


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i want to say this won’t happen but i guess we’ll see



mark of the wolves wasn't even on the list












you do strike me as the kind of person to become more racist in response to breaking up with someone


my magical fasting energy boost always kicks in too late in the day and just makes it harder for me to sleep



thanks jimmy!


can't believe I fell for the classic "[cryptoreactionary] got gayer, maybe they're not a reactionary anymore?" ruse smh



ooh who


his racism is directly linked to the girls that didnt stay with him




classic "backstabbin" jimbo dambroni



he's in coldbro mode


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I love leonard cohen but the original version of this song is much less listenable than, like, any given cover



it's not a backstab if he knows where I stand, and he knows where I stand


i do hate the polish



So does the rest of Europe, they aren't letting any murdering, raping, criminal refugees in.



suddenly i love the polish


i used it but now i'm scared to do so again





YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Maybe I should give X another chance



you know




that's not from Final Fantasy X



why scared

was it good



oh the pocket cloaca


bird's the word



yes, but i still feel weird about it.



in my opinion whatever thats worth theres not much to feel weird about

interrogate that feeling

find your zen


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>she said yes to hanging out on Valentine's

this is not a drill



how did you do that you bastard


>girl: "i felt excluded when none of the male players in the community tried to initiate friendships with me"

>same girl: "but every time a male player did try to reach out to me, i couldn't help but worry his intentions weren't platonic and i distanced myself from him"

>same girl again: "this community needs to be made more open to women"


i'm not saying any of her feelings were invalid or even wrong

but how do you resolve this



you make me feel better about buying vore porn, xlr




am i going to regret clicking this



you're going to find it quite epic


yeah i regretted clicking that


nerf this!


i wish i could've posted the actual video on pornhub but it got taken down

a shame



well I've known her since we worked together in mid 2016 and have hung out with her several times since, and then this January when we saw each other for the first time in a while I realized I was into her and it kinda seemed she might also be into me, and we've been texting and hanging out a lot, so then I asked her what she was doing next Wednesday and now we're getting coffee and browsing used books



it is a tough problem. the only answer I find convincing is "find women who [do the thing] and are avoiding The Community, involve them in leadership, and aggressively kick out creeps"



>now we're getting coffee and browsing used books

das epic







D.VA Farting in your Face

From: TheJennaKitten

Get back in the game and smell all these stinky farts as D.VA launches them repeatedly right into your face! NERF THIS! Can YOU handle it?!

Category: FARTING


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Size: 456 MB

Format: MP4

Resolution: 1920x1080

Added: 9/18/17 07:36PM



anon we can't get rid of the creeps



thanks rev



well, you certainly have gotten rid of the women


*sends cryptic death threats to my other villagers in animal crossing*



ah, I should start sending letters to my villagers again


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good night


the Sudden Extreme Loud Noise meme... bad



it's good

assuming you mean the "deep fried" shit



>bloated belly

oh god can you fucking imagine

"hold on I gotta take some stuff to make me bloated for the cosplay fartvid I'm filming later"

money is money! I guess!


also if majorasass and sion manage to take their turns tonight, well, too bad, I'm going the fuck to bed



oh well, goodnight


how do i deal with the epic empty feeling of falling asleep in the exact same pose trapped in the same routine for years and years


the Internet placed the phrase "udderball tf porn" in front of my unsuspecting undeserving eyes and now I'm doing that to you



wtf is an udderball



epic homestuck reference



I didn't check but I assume it's like, you're an udder all the way round with no cow attached

just a big fleshy orb covered in teats

no thank you, that is not an SCP I'm willing to read porn of



does monster hunter world have loli cat dragon people



his japanese name means frostbite

what is the significance of this


i hope they go back to the slightly more cartoony style the previous monster hunters had. i'm sick of muh realism




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why does he look like this racist depiction of a black person from dragon ball


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why couldn't world's characters look like this uggghghgngnngnnhhnhhh



western release was a mistake

the game isn't as comfy

the multiplayer is a joke

the content's so half-asses


i'm focusing on the cute girls but really all of the characters look a lot better in the previous games



any examples that arent little girls



there's only 30 monsters

there's almost no weapon skins, with repeats used throughout

the armor's kind of bland

they got rid of transmog from xx


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4th gen, 4th gen, 4th gen, world



have you thought about improving your reading comprehension instead of playing videogames so much


the only cool one out of all of those is the bald guy


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the designs are more exaggerated and over all a lot more interesting


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huh. now that you mention it, he kinda does

did Japanese pop culture have some kinda like. golliwog moment, and that's why there's a bunch of these characters? jinx, I don't watch db but somebody brought up mr. popo today, 🅱️arold apparently


>get letter from old villagers saying they moved to the town in the other memory card

>erase them from existence by deleting the save data on that memory card

serves those cunts right



japan is incredibly racist and xenophobic


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guildmarm is uh


she really wants to fuck this thing



well, yeah. really I was wondering at what point that particular image entered the Japanese cultural consciousness



a lot of classic manga artists were very heavily influenced by disney, so his racism infected them.


There were a lot more varied designs with unique aspects because they could exaggerate and a lot more color. They also tapped into various cultures for all of the different villages and stuff so there was a lot of variety between games, but World, everyone just wears leather armor and stuff.


oh whoa, there's a PS3 version of Portable 3rd? should I play that shit?



is this saltlick



I still have X I might give that a try because that honestly looks a lot better.

I mean the gameplay of world has been pretty good so far, but still


did you respond to the right person



no...? did you mean to link that


is it ben



i'm one of the two(?) people here who plays monster hunter so yes


World looks fun and I think I will get it, but it still leaves a lot to be desired and it just really feels like they screwed stuff up specifically to appeal to the western action shooter (think uncharted, horizon, etc) audience.


monster hunter would be better if it had guns


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i think the mechanics are fine, outside of nerfing IG

the gameplay itself is still good it's just that a lot of other shit isn't

like fucking tracer


>monster hunter would be better if it had guns

you fool

you utter imbecile



have they always had guns



bowguns always existed but i'm not sure if they were always actually gun-like


the thing in Umineko with guns being anti-magic really resonated with me because I don't want any fucking guns in my fucking fantasy

my time period inspo preferences are

>before gunpowder is introduced to the West

>late 1800s



wait, I didn't finish that thought

I prefer fantasy that draws on pre-gunpowder, or late 1800s or later time periods, nothing in between



as you can tell by the ps2 graphics, yes




what did they do to worlds to make it more shooter-like

i always see people using swords


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I've never played lbg/hbg but i heard they changed it a fair amount in world.

I know they added in a machine gun mode for hbg.


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although they've had guns that have looked like machine guns in the past



what aspect ruined worlds




Well for one, they turned the Heavy Bowgun into a machinegun when it's supposed to be a log cannon. It's not really that they turned into a shooter, but they added mechanics shooter fans would like. Such as characters that nag you with tutorials while you are playing the game, a cinematic story mode, always displaying your story objective in the top right corner of the screen, being able to sprint while drinking, being able to move while firing the heavy bowgun and making the sheathe time faster, etc


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these are all the weapon types



the only bad thing on that list sounds like the nagging


nintendo making a cuckold out of me yet again



>a cinematic story mode

it's always sort of had that

it's just a lot more prominent because they try to make it a """real""" story and voice act everyone

thank fuck I found the MH language or I would not have been able to play this.



I'm sure buying some nintendo cardboard™ will make you feel better



A story would be fine except it is not done well and adds nothing to the game and gets in the way of the rest of it and has a terrible final boss.

Sprinting while drinking is dumb because the whole point is that you're supposed to be vulnerable while drinking.

The heavy bowgun is supposed to be a gigantic canon that is so extremely heavy that you can barely move with it out and you have to hunker down to be able to fire it. Making it faster might sound like an improvement, but it's just robbing it of its identity. Also they literally admitted that they overhauled it to appeal to shooter fans.

And I hate displaying objectives on screen at all times. Games should never have to cater to people who are too stupid to not only remember what they need to do immediately but also too stupid to be able to open a menu or talk to an NPC. It's just insulting



the final boss is really shit though

the midboss is even worse but at least it's like 1/3 the length


you can just say "I liked [x] and they changed [x]"

that's, like, an okay thing to say and feel

you can have feelings that other people don't need to share



why are you so awful


if they wanted to appeal to shooter fans, why didn't they just, y'know, make a new lost planet or something? there is no need to warp monster hunter into something it's not to appeal to an audience that really doesn't want to play monster hunter.



I dunno, why is this your response to literally anything I do

"I dislike this change for these reasons" doesn't mean "my reasons for disliking this prove that the change was a bad and stupid idea"

other people clearly disagree with you about at least some of those changes

no-one's telling you you have to like them, but the high moral tenor you take with subjective aesthetic preferences is... weird?



I'm not saying you have to like old monster hunter. I'm saying that if you don't like old monster hunter, why does monster hunter need to change to cater to you? Go play what you like and I'll play what I like. I'm not going to ask that whatever games you like change to appeal to me.


the only shooting things you mentioned were the sheathing and not having to stand in place to fire a gun/cannon thing



i'm not the other guy i'm just saying that's a statement of an awful person

i couldn't care less about lbg/hbg but some of the westernization is pretty shit


like your whole argument is "these changes are good because i don't know stop complaining :)"


you could just play monster hunter irl and start murdering billionaires


who wants to help me fight g-rank trump i really want the full armor set



>that's a statement of an awful person

<you can just say "I liked [x] and they changed [x]"

<that's, like, an okay thing to say and feel

<you can have feelings that other people don't need to share



most of the end-tier weapons are literally just the starting weapon with a piece of the monster glued on

like half the point of monster hunter is to kill it 20 times and make a suit out of its body and kill another one with a weapon made out of its teeth


ive only played two monster hunter games and worlds is the same


why do japanese developers like grinding so much


why do none of the villagers in animal crossing wear pants





why do some of the male animals wear dresses






no? I don't have an opinion on monster hunter period. I've never played it. theoretically I might at some point pick up monhun and come to agree with you about those changes.

other people in thread have responded to the changes you dislike with "I like that," and as far as I can tell, your response boils down to "no, you're wrong"

"I like this less than the older thing" is, again, an okay opinion to have. "these changes are badwrong and an injustice to Fans of the Old" is a little unhinged


is it weird that i prefer the low polygon models in the old animal crossings


>other people in thread have responded to the changes you dislike with "I like that," and as far as I can tell, your response boils down to "no, you're wrong"

to be clear, you've done this many times over the last several days. it's a weird argument to have over and over

games is subjective. that's art



>>other people in thread have responded to the changes you dislike with "I like that,"

excuse me


who is the person that's always getting riled up about monhun


all look, the bitch idiots have arrived in full force to tell me that you are all bitch idiots


ben i wish you took a writing class or something i hate reading whatever you put out into the cyberverse


like, do I fucking hate pop-punk? yeah, it's like nails on a chalkboard and it reminds me of Bad Times, and sometimes I have to tell people to turn it off. but I don't have any reason to try to convince people who like it not to like it





i assumed that was you

anyway those are all bad things, yes

moving while eating shit is objectively a casualization thing but i don't like hate it it's just dumb


sorry, this isn't something I even really wanted to have a long discussion about. I made


and that was all I really felt like saying about it, and then I clarified for six more fucking posts like I always do. I'm not that passionate about Respect Differing Gamer Opinions it just struck me as odd


this loser has never walked while eating


games are subjective but everything in them is objective



not everything in games is an objective. sometimes there are obstacles


*ba-dump TSSSHHHH*


[a disillusioned bulldog being spun around by the tug-o'-war rope in its bite] do I even really want to keep holding on to this rope, or am I doing it out of habit?


>Friend gets really upset with me yesterday about not watching anime, never told me he wanted to watch anime

>Yeah sure, we watch like 2 episodes

>Alright well we can watch more tomorrow

>Stays out playing magic until 10pm

>I wanna watch some more

>ok sure, let me stop what I'm doing so we can do that

>oh nevermind lol i want to play modern online for 4 hours with my dumb fucking laugh

i am gonna fucking kill him

it's impossible to watch fucking anything with him, and I'm usually the one asking him if he wants to watch shit


nearing 1am, the time where i just want to look at random pages on stupid wikis for games and stuff and forget about everything


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hey boys


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there is literally nothing about that art that makes it Roxy Lalonde of Homestuck


>Ridge Racer 8 Rumored



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could whistles take on sugarshoe with his retard strength?


figuring out how to actually take all the sierra madre's gold with me kinda made it sink in that i have a problem with letting go

also, you know, sticking around hsg for what, almost seven years? good lord



>kinda made it sink in that i have a problem with letting go



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"The following public service announceminet

is brought to you by Twiztid.

Dementing one geration at a time"

I'm a person who killed myself

Had a problem and no one helped

I tried to reach out but no reply

And now I'm gone any you'll never know why

Needed someone to listen

Help me make my decisions

It gets so hard sometimes

That I cant do it alone cant do it alone

It seems that love was missin

All the hate was just too convincing

Its just too much for me

And now I'm ready to go I'm ready to go

Throw that dirt and just (bury me) [x4]

Look at me now I'm on the news (on the news, on the news)

Buried in the fuse with tv crews (tv crews, tv crews)

Found a cell phone it must be mine (must be mine, must be mine)

Heres the message it read inside (read inside, read inside)

I hate you, you pos (piece of shit), no lol, bitch I'm serious,

and I suggest you kys (kill yourself) and bih (burn in hell) you're worthless

Needed someone to listen

Help me make my decisions

It gets so hard sometimes

That I cant do it alone cant do it alone

Throw that dirt and just (Bury me)

Let me tell you what I would do (I would do, I would do)

If they text me like they text you (They text you, they text you)

Put down the phone and go to they house (Go to they house, go to they house)

And take them and they whole family out (gun shots)

Needed someone to listen

Help me make my decisions

It gets so hard sometimes

That I cant do it alone cant do it alone

Throw that dirt and just (Bury me)

I hate you, you pos (piece of shit), no lol, bitch I'm serious,

and I suggest you kys (kill yourself) and bih (burn in hell) you're worthless [x2]

Needed someone to listen

Help me make my decisions

It gets so hard sometimes

That I cant do it alone cant do it alone

It seems that love was missin

All the hate was just too convincing

Its just too much for me

And now I'm ready to go ready to go


it's not even throw that dirt and just (bury me)

it's don't let dirt just (bury me)

god damn


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would you press the 500 million year button hsg


anyone have any new pictures of spongelord's girl penis



honestly i'm having a small anxiety attack thinking about it



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god DAMN that's good


I guess it depends on how seriously I take whoever plays tonio's role? although it wouldn't take me fifty million years to get around to thinking '500 million years of memories might be kind of valuable,' the idea of losing that much gained experience scares me as much as or more than the boredom


will you be my valentine this year, hsg?



one question: if i press it more than once, do i recover my memories of the void? if my mind is completely wiped for good then maybe.



see >>1119948

tl;dr you have the option to push a button that would give you $1,000,000 every time you pushed it, but after pushing it, your consciousness would be trapped in an empty void for 500 million years all alone with nothing to do. after the time is up, your consciousness would return to your body and all memory of those years would be completely wiped. would you push it?



no faggot


*summons wesley*


i'm actively trying to make owg even worse




hard to imagine


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the question boils down to "would you produce a copy of yourself who will suffer in the least interesting space possible for a set period far longer than any human life, but the only effect producing the copy has on the original is a large monetary reward"

or, at least, thinking about it that way makes it simpler for me: I wouldn't do that to another person, whether they 'started out' as me or not, for personal gain. trying to think about it in terms of "is it worth it to me to suffer like this if I won't remember it later" makes it seem more complicated than it really is

so, again, it boils down to "do I believe that the button will actually do that"


*targets the minestuck discord and casts wesley*



>your consciousness would be trapped in an empty void for 500 million years all alone with nothing to do

and are you alive during this? Like, thinking/aware?

If so, then fuck no.


Discussing topics from pizzagate to reptilians!


*targets vfan and casts wesley*

*it's super effective!*



yeah you are alive and self aware

you also can't die or sleep


i would imagine you would lose the memories permanently


it's kinda easy to think 'anything I choose to inflict on myself that won't affect anyone else is a morally neutral choice.' I don't believe that, but I fall into acting like it's true

when I think of the person I'm trapping in Hell, then destroying, as only-kind-of Me, there's less "well, I decided to do it to myself, so..."


yeah you can't even sleep




Conversely, you do not age, get hungry, get tired, get sick, etc.

I think Sunerou kind of cheated by using his tooth to draw on the floor. Being able to do that changes a lot. I.E. digging holes, potentially excavating the tiles and using them to build buildings, etc. It's still 500 million years, though.


forcing vfan to fuse with me


*throws wes into vfan's kernalsprite*


even one year stuck in a world of absolutely nothing would be an unimaginably awful experience, 500 million is just completely insane


Hm, it does say he got tired after running. If that's the case, I probably wouldn't do it. If I did do it, doing workouts is probably how I would pass a lot of the time.


yeah but it basically never happened though.


one of the comments:

"If it takes four years to learn how to do the kamehameha then if I went to the 500 million year world I could shoot beams like crazy"

That's basically my exact line of reasoning. I'd spend the whole time turning into broly.


here's a slight modification:

the 500 million year button works exactly like it does in the video/as described above, except that instead of the 500 million years of memories being erased, another copy of the universe is generated where you keep the memories.

that one actually is hard for me to solve. before the button is pressed, the me who waits forever and the me who gets money in an instant are the same person. if we/I together decide to press the button, that seems like a situation where I might potentially consider it worth it to press the button.



You're in a body? I thought this was a consciousness in a void?

That changes very little to the question though, "Would you torture yourself for twice the length since the dinosaurs have started for x money" is so stupid it might as well not even be a question


you're retarded



>I think Sunerou kind of cheated by using his tooth to draw on the floor

oh, agreed- or, at least, the fact that he got to do that isn't really the deal as described. I didn't think there would be anything in the environment to interact with at all


christ stick to plausible ones, "the button kills a random person on the world"


his name is wesley, his power is maximum


Not falling alseep for 500 million years is so physiologically impossible that it's really hard to cognize with a human body



but on the other hand, you potentially get to understand the entire universe and become one with space/time. I assume if Sunerou can do it, pretty much anyone can. So one of you gets money, and the other one becomes a fucking god.


what's the lowest amount of money that you'll press a button which kills a random person on the planet for


also cousin is getting her spine straightened and im very unsettled and nervous, which I hate because I like to be caustic and irreverent

and its boigah's turn





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I wouldn't press it


here's the thing though

it's a wage of 0.002 yen per year. Even if you don't mind doing the 500 million years, or would be curious about the knowledge that would come with it, it has the worst wage of any job ever.




yeah, that's sorta where I'm going with that. both of us 'get something useful' out of the equation- it's just randomly selected which of us works for it and also gets the larger reward. so then it's, is it worth it to you to have a 50% chance of waiting that long?

in the original scenario, the you-who-waits dies and never gets to interact with the real world again. as far as I'm concerned, that's murder and I'm not into it. my modification makes it more of a dilemma for me



then again it's also instant.

this is difficult.



i don't know, pretty high so that i'm not tempted to press it multiple times.



hell yeah


it's actually suicide



7000 dollars



you'll go insane within a year probably, if not sooner


so does 500 million years of real time pass while you're in the void or do you just sit in a void for what feels like 500 million years and emerge after a moment?

if it's the latter then that's just fucking retarded



wouldn't do it. the kinds of things I might consider worth one randomly-chosen human life can't be obtained with money.






empathetic much, cuck?




it's not really established whether the void and the real world are the same place or operating in the same timeflow


rev's turn so i guess nothing is happening until the morning

pressing the button seems fun dont be a pussy



i couldn't, what if it killed andrew hussie?



>torturing yourself for eons for a relatively small amount of money



I might kill one randomly-chosen person to establish stateless communism. there's not an amount of money high enough to be sure that's going to happen- either you have a chance the resources you can buy with the small sum will be enough to make it happen, or you get so much money that the economy is ruined/people starve and suffer while you're trying to redistribute wealth, and people who were already rich and who've already laid down infrastructure are trying to kill you.


the only reward fit for that kind of torture is to become a creator-god




you mean

like caliborn



we'd never be that lucky



yeah one million yen isnt shit

neither is one million dollars

my curiosity would lead to me pressing it eventually though so might as well get it over with


i cant sleep or pre-sleep jack off because i keep thinking about the 500 million year button


i love how blizzard just . can’t write. its so funnuy like. they just. they can’t write a cohesive narrative at all. they have all these writers. who can’t write like. god imagine a bakery where they didn’t even make bread they just threw flour at you. that’s blizzard with writing


is it bad if you feel most intimate and loved by a person when they're in pain and emotionally dependent


what if you pressed the button and a train fell out of the sky on your squaw gf




that's sort of similar to what happened with him and the keys on wasteland earth

although he did get to ogle jane's human titties (and presumably many other things) during that


>can't fuck my wife

>500 million year button makes me too anxious


can your consciousness jerk off in the 500 million year void



also why i couldn't press it

and yes sort of it. it should be when you're in pain and emotionally dependent



it's obvious (that you would feel that way)



if you can pull out a tooth, i would assume you can jerk it, yes



sunerou removed one of his teeth, I think you can probably jack it




the duality of man


*develops a hyper imagination so I can masturbate to imaginary doujins in the 500 million year void*


I think I'd start pulling out every follicle of my hair and make little toys with the strands




How does a consciousness have a tooth.



new epic: achieve chim and make it so that your mind creates a new universe and then it goes on for 500 million years


i honestly wonder if i would get tired of jacking it after 500 million years

if i did, at what point?



sunerou does that but he gets to actually fuck somebody, can't believe you're self-sabotaging yourself in your own imagination


I dunno, >>1119979 (somebody else) and >>1119988 (me) pointed out that the tooth kinda doesn't make sense



your dick would die


The worst part won't be the initial void.

It'll be the 500 million years of the effects of sensory deprivation once they kick in.



trapping yourself in endless layered shells of 500 million year long voids

never getting the money



like in an hour or so

although you could just have permanent blissful euphoria installed into your brain, that might work



you can't seem to get tired or feel pain and your body doesn't degrade so i think it would be fine


>develop perfect, superhuman imagination

>still too beta to fuck

>just jack it to imaginary chinese cartoons


they don't. original-you is completely unaffected



sunerou gets tired from physical exertion (running as long as he can) but it doesn't seem like he gets sleep deprivation effects

honestly sunerou's physical nature in the void is pretty unclear in the original text


saltlick is, uh, annoying



i wouldn't do it *constantly.* i'm already planning on at maximum 100-ish years of spanking the monkey so i think i could last that long


sion its ur turn........



i already went ten minutes ago its revs turn now


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goo night hsg


tfw no wife to comfort me in bed while i have a small crisis over the 500 million year button but is also slightly annoyed that i am letting hypothetical moral dilemmas prevent me from having sex with her


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water is, uh, wet

the sky is, uh, blue

the pope is, uh, Catholic

bears shit in, uh, the woods

we, uh, know



*pukes all over this post*


>whats wrong honey is it the random murder button again?

>no im past that one... it's the 500 million year button this time....



not every pope is catholic!


the current from the button has malfunctioned and, in five seconds, is going to zap five unsuspecting people. you know that hitting the button yourself will absorb the charge and reset the circuit long enough to get it repaired. one million yen will be dispensed either way


new epic button concept: you get three million dollars and a really cool t-shirt but vore becomes real



can I destroy the button without pressing it


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holy heck



I pee on the button


the only scary thing about the murder button to me is the concept that other people could also press it.




what's the t-shirt like

does it only include oral vore or all kinds of weird shit modeseven likes to draw



congratulations. you're stuck in the void for 500 million years, and your bladder got pulled in first and is prolapsed out of your body for all of that time







"I made vore real and all I got was $3,000,000 and this lousy t-shirt."

and on the back in smaller print

"guys i really wanted to get vored this sucks"



the button is protected by 33 OTO members




most of what modeseven draws but NOT all of it

also no the t-shirt is guaranteed to be beautiful and epic. it’s kind of like a god tier garment from the epic hypercomic homestuck


button idea: pressing it transports you to a fantasy world where you would undeniably have a good life there but at the cost of destroying the universe you're leaving behind



every single occultism started by dudes is exclusively for nerds. I shove them into their lockers and destroy the button


button idea: pressing it stops people from coming up with new buttons



*slams that mf like button*


vore is real, you just have to die painfully


what if it takes you there, but you then have to choose to either go back or- nevermind, this is just FF:TA



at least one of them would be able to disable your operating thetan



this is actually pretty deep.



>kind of like a god tier garment

no thanks



wow, some weakass nerdshit, whom suprised? I swapped out my operating thetan with a thingymabob of my own design somewhere no-one else can reach like, ten years ago



This universe is suffering, of course.



maybe they’d just turn you into a camel like crowley did to that one poet




is also my strat if that dickwad at one of our local metaphysical shops ever tries to tell me about my akashic record

>oh sorry no I sealed my akashic record ages ago, you're reading a decoy I planted :/



the nature of it is, it doesn’t look like that

i mean you never have to wash or mend it



ok that's pretty neat but I don't think it's worth unleashing anal vore into the world



you get three million dollars too

also everything at barnes and noble is free for the rest of your life (but you might get vored there)



if you don't do it that means I'd get the shirt, so whatever lol fuck it.



how commonplace is vore after the button change



oh it’s everywhere dude

nobody dies tho


also you can claim being vored on your tax returns


hard vore fan: this is bullshit, I wanted to die



how frequent


button idea: pressing it makes genies real and gives you 3 complementary wishes



you can’t go for a drive longer than ten minutes without seeing somebody getting vored unless you’re on backroads or something

giant babes occasionally will cause car accidents


microwave fish filet review: much better than expected, will buy again



can i also counter vore people or am i defenceless



if you’ve pressed the button you can never be a pred


you have the epic shirt though. and you can adjust the length to turn it into a robe or a dress if you want


wish mh worlds had some sort of costume system so i could wear the good stats armor but pick my appearance

i cant hunt monsters if im not cute doing it


eating is only sexy if it's, like, they're digging into a plate of wings while you fuck them



final question: are giant women commonplace

whats their ratio compared to regular sized people


i would love to give head to a girl while she ate something


I used to fantasize about a particular dude who was kinda heavy and really cute pigging out on Buffalo wings in the nude and getting sauce everywhere, and I'd finger him with the sauce



about 10% of women are varying sizes of giant

none of the unattractive ones are though, don’t worry


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das epic


I wouldn't put hot sauce, or any kind of food that can't be used as a dildo with a condom, up someone's nether orifice in real life though. jesus christ, can you even imagine?



>and I'd finger him with the sauce

that's not healthy



god i hate fags




you’re not even supposed to get lipstick inside you. you can’t fill your asshole with buffalo sauce and not expect something bad to happen


frosting is sexy but only in my vore fantasies



what's the biggest a female can get


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You listen to iosys song fifty or sixty times and youtube starts recommending their awful flash animations constantly



hm, probably nothing taller than 300ft

their welfare benefits scale with their size


one time at a party someone pulled out a Jenga set with truth-or-dares on each block

my friend asked me what my weirdest sexual fantasy was, which is a hell of a hard question to answer, and I told her orgy that starts out with one satyr and ends with all satyrs.

she got mad because she already knew the satyr thing, and in retrospect there's probably something much weirder I should've said


also I have no way of knowing what normies think is a 'weird' fetish. normies tend to react much more strongly to watersports than transformation ime, for instance, which seems bizarre to me



i'll press the button

but only on the condition that i get a giant gf



a lot of normies and abnormies alike find piss and scat to be in a category of their own even compared with wacky impossible fetishes



i’m sure you’d be able to find one if you took care of yourself and had the right attitude



one more question to be specific: what's the smallest the giant girls get



I know taboos are really subjective but piss is sterile, sure it's gross/humiliating/whatever but the fact that people consider it on-tier with scat doesn't really compute for me

diapers are Right Out, though, doesn't matter if there's no poop I cannot fucking handle the idea if a diaper fetish


mfw normans think loli is a 'weird' fetish



it is weird you defensive creep



fucking normo



hm, like 35 feet


>piss is sterile

i really feel like that’s a myth. maybe it is if the person is healthy but i still have my doubts


did you ever notice how often lolicons bring up the topic of how not pedophilic or weird loli is, by themselves, completely the fuck unprompted

to me that smacks of suppressed self-awareness



yeah. loli is one of few fetishes that won’t be allowed on spongechan


I think two prostitutes just got into a fight trying to scam each other out of money

a very very loud shouting match just went on for a few minutes over "my money bitch"



you have strange standards for attractive



my standards are epic



no because I've never seen one in real life


or maybe I did and they were hiding their power level



what if I told you there were lolicons endlessly talking about the little girls they not-pedophilically jack off to right here on this Kurdish neo-Platonism board



have you ever noticed how often you fall for this shit



i wonder how much cp salt has




eat your own dick and die from the infection sako



also I took my turn

you're up boigahs


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i dont understand this

why is he trying to capture zwid with rumias that arent lolis


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Griffith > Rumia



the fact that the string doesn't lead to him means james is the one taking the bait not the one setting it


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sa “14 is fine” ko



i think what pisses me off the most when you post these is that theyre both different characters and also look nothing like griffith


spo "cocaine is good for you" nge


I'm going a whole month without talking about sex!

I'm a changed man. Healthy. Active. I might even eat an apple.


“cocaine is good for you”

-le me


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why would Youtube try to get me to watch a Justin Bieberized version of a perfectly good, Bieberless song



hey bsb would you rather hang out with a pedophile or somebody that did coke every once in a while



the cokehead



I do hang out with occasional cocaine users. pedos? no fucking way



wanna come over and do some lines



but youre buds with wonk???



lolicon is the final counter culture


teaming up with hsg to murder the local obese juggalo pedophile


an impossible question: would you rather get rid of cocaine or pedophiles



i’ve got bananas here in case you’re worried about becoming potassium deficient


why is my laptop's wifi so goddamn busted??? the USB wifi adapter was supposed to fix this bullshit!!!



pedophiles, easily

cocaine even has medical applications


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its an impossible question...its too hard t answer



good lord i’ve had like 4000 calories today






god i would love to open your squishy tummy and suck those calories right out while u get a case of the squirmies :3





*rubs your tummy*



but i barely ate for the last two days it’s okay


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>might have sex tomorrow


sako's real invested in the optics of making a Reason™ and Facts™-based defense of pedo porn. if it seems like there's principled disagreement about whether sexualizing kids is bad, and what counts as sexualizing kids, that muddies the waters and deflects criticism away from him.

he doesn't care, at all, about his apologia involving actual reason or actual facts. it's why he's so bad at it: that's not what he's trying to do.

if you say something he doesn't have a rote (outraged!) retort for, he says 'shut up' or 'I don't care' or just goes back to posting sexed-up little girls and talking about something else; continuing a conversation he can't win by yelling draws scrutiny he doesn't want.



normie the post



not reading



tuck your tail between your legs and run away you overgrown puppy



>Kazuhira Miller



>Medic (Meet the Medic)

>Deputy Beagle

>Delita (FFT War of the Lions)


sako jerking off to animated girls who are underaged but don't look underaged is the same thing as him wanting to molest and traumatize real children




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Sako is a pedophile



skipped post



you realize im not the one posting this right



he only wants to fuck fake middleschoolers you moron


The judge telling sako that he must now announce his sex offender status whenever he moves, and sako laughs defiantly claiming that he will never move out of his parents house so that doesn't apply to him. The judge screams, defeated.



it's saltlick


wow....a lot of pedophilephobes here. no wonder sako is like that


i wish salt would fuck off and stop posting his inane bullshit here


i hope saltlick gets beheaded during jihad by a Islamic terrorist



p epic post (pretty epic post)





walter get off your computer, its bed time!


i hope salt gets trannybashed honestly


he's starting up again


sorry for lashing out salt, you made some good points



big epic



but uhhh cocaine



im going to bust your jaw apart so badly you'll need extensive surgery



lolis on cocaine


seeing sako make violent threats like that is incredibly comedic since he backed out of meeting sponge, who is probably one of the least intimidating people here



>This new way to treat wood makes it 12 times stronger than natural wood and 10 times tougher

>It's also comparable to carbon fiber, but much less expensive.



im going to cripple sponge permanently



the only way to get rid of him









holy shit...


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consider the following: a pedophile that does coke



who is the most intimidating person here

and you can't say rev


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that's a very good question

maybe khan or tumut




shut up khan


I'm pretty strong and could probably kick anyone's ass here



there are no intimidating people here



come bust my jaw boo boo





answer the question


just in case you needed any more proof that sako gave birth to our hypothetical duel





sako: i want to fight this beautiful boy from the internet



that is my answer



invalid answer



tough tits


jimmy finds me the most intimidating because he has a crush on me



he just wanted to destroy something beautiful



turn that projector off sponge


wonk: i want to share a bag of chips with spongelord and then interlock hands with him inside the bag



jimbo if we were going to the same community college you would write about me in your diary every night



that's an oddly specific situation you've no doubt written about in your own diary




i dislike khan as much as the next guy but i think he's probably one of the more athletic posters here



hes a whiny insecure manbaby he isnt intimidating at all



this is epic



he could probably kick my ass, unlike you, sako



he could probably kick someone's ass if he tried


he wouldn’t want to kick my ass though, he would hit my vape and give me a hug


not to be riding his dick but 90% of hsg are out of shape fatties or skinnyfat dudes



fair I guess



its funny to me that you think that


incel mandingo fighting



you say you want to break my jaw but i think you just want to give me a kiss


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Why does Sako try to act threatening while typing like preteen?



he wants to have a little preteen romance with me


sponge why do you want hsg posters to be infatuated with you so bad



what did he mean by this



it’s epic...


not counting stabs (she isn’t here very often) i’m the closest thing hsg has to a girl


remember randy stair?


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what about egghead and sharktits



egghead doesn’t come here anymore

we don’t know what sharktits looks like and also she married grant


>robin williams will die in your lifetime


I'm gonna ask stabs to vorecuck sponge



>future tense

how dare you




*pees in your butt*


you know what's fun

seeing things that aren't real

or like when shit moves but it didn't actually move

and like, when you can't tell if those are just regular noises from pets or if someone is in your house




are you potassium deficient



the auditory hallucinations are lovely



I doubt it, I eat a decent amount of fruit+hella veggies

pretty sure it's just worsening mental illness I haven't had looked at


for real

also seeing bugs in my bread when there were 0 bugs was cool

why's it gotta be mostly bugs anyways

i haven't even done a drug in 2 years. and that was just weed. unfair



it is super easy for the brain to interpret this shit as bugs

fuck spiders


things i never told my shrink when i had one

that time i had a full conversation with my friend about a project i was working on while we were in the hallway during lunch

and then the next day she asked me what i was doing, in regards to the project, and i got all annoyed because i had just told her the day before

but it turned out she hadn't been there the day before because she was home sick



it's flies

or little beetle-ish things

how to delete brain



i actually like bugs but seeing fake ones every now and then just upsets me

ill tell you how to delete when i figure it out for myself





need... schizo gf.....



i like real bugs

well not flies or ants or silverfish

reno has tarantula hawk wasps and they're pretty cool


if it makes you feel any better stabs i’d still let you vore me



don't you have a gf

let her vore you



yeah but you’re on the roster



those three are the worst ones tbh would not mind never seeing any of them again

tarantula hawk wasps look cool and i heard theyre pretty docile, never had a chance to see one in person but it seems like itd be an interesting experience



the ones i saw were all male, and they didn't seem to mind me shoving a camera at them



arent the female bugs typically the mean ones


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for wasps, bees, and spiders as far as i know

the male wasps only eat flowers



i didnt know that about wasps

this led me to an interesting page


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>got reported in GR2 because i took a panty shot of Kat wearing the 2B outfit

oh cmooooon


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I kind of think that the game treats truck beds as a deliberate blind spot unless you're standing up


what smells so bad

oh stabs is here


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Any of you handsome fellas still have the unfortunate occurrences of dreaming about Homestuck



every now and then

it leaves me with a bad feeling after i wake up



dont think ive ever dreamed about homestuck


>overwatch fanbase mad that dva isn't a starcraft pro anymore




what a weird thing to retcon

at least i assume its a retcon



dva used to be a starcraft pro but they retconned it for some reason

blizzard cant write for shit anyway so who cares




why did they even think that was necessary



its blizzard


this hot sauce is so f*cking good and makes this egg sandwich 100x better


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I'm so tired

but I just got a two thousand dollar paycheck so I might call in sick and get some sleep



People go full retard around D.Va for some reason. I’ve seen than one post calling it sexism that people don’t respect her character as a war veteran.


i want to FUCK Cruiser D.Va



more than one*



i mean, it IS but no one wants to be called sexist because they dont like to recognize shes a war veteran



No it isn’t. 99.9% of her character is that she’s a pro gamer girl who says LOL out loud and livestreams herself gunning people down on the OW equivalent of Twitch.




no no you see in the future videogames are the troops


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oh shit the japanese bug fight league

me and my buddies used to get really into this and probably looked like le wacky guys reacting maymay from ye olden 4chan

i dont think we ever bet money on these but i do think if there were more of them still coming out we'd probably be in some seedy Yakuza bugfight den


also for some reason I guess I don't mind seeing bugs die? I would never be able to watch more "advanced" lifeforms like dogs or roosters fight because they feel pain

but seeing a giant centipede or one of those horrifyingly large japanese hornets get killed by another horrorbug doesn't give me the same woe


howzit wesheads


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words can't quite express how epic my mood is right now


my cat wishes to do battle


loving gothy joey



yeah i got a little joey vibe from it


whats the difference between galpal and girlfriend in cwc dialect


Initializing KILLALLNERDS.EXE.....



tumut no! you have so much to live for!


dog likes the fire



whoa nice homestuck reference


was got tiger an actual thing in the comic or just a fandom thing

i feel like it was in the comic, but its been so long i can't remember if it was just a karkles-level thing


im geekin in



it's a fandom thing


The Karkles Standard



when/why/how'd they retcon it


want to sleep but my hands want to kill



strangle yourself to sleep



its ur turn.............................................


“The rich man, who separates himself from the poor by letting them die of hunger and cold, acts contrary to the principle of the Tao and is a great enemy of mankind. His crime cannot be absolved.”

-Taiping Jing


I want to see wonk turn his house into a hobo shelter


"The rich man, who lives off his father's wealth and spends his timing taking easy soft-science college courses, and then complains about capitalism all day, is a dumb gay retard."

-Zhuge Liang



dont be pissed at me man taiping jing said it


also what point are you trying to make about my education

if i'd gone into stem id fucking love capitalism?



dude don't be pissed at me man zhuge liang said it


Wonk and his shelter for young and defenceless lgbt youth



Did you have some typos in there or something


What tiger

Who is and/or owned a tiger



you don't remember "got tiger"

i thought it was bad that i couldn't remember if it was in the comic or not, but it seems to have passed from your memory entirely



Oh it's a typo from Hussie's formspring

I thought it was an actual thing that would be humorous instead of a lame forced tumblr meme over a typo


why did hussie even use formspring

i never saw anyone but him use it


i jacked off to modeseven and now i feel dirty



post which pic



it was some big gallery on exhentai. it's all a blur now and only the disgust remains.


btw it's sponge's turn for advance wars


i fucking hate zinogre


>guys I really feel awful. I have a doctor's appointment for 4pm tomorrow can I please go home? I worked my full shift yesterday and spent the night shivering and vomiting

>Hmm maybe, we'll get back to you on it if we can afford it today

Alright time to get straight petty, I'ma tickle my uvula til I puke on the carpet brb


dingleberry41, its your turn in advanced wars


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>disney owns marvel now

>square enix making x-men redesigns

what could it MEAN


is subnautica actually good, or is it one of those games that got popular because youtubers can make easy material with it


>buying a $100+ figure plus shipping and handling from Nippon

Uhhh yeah that's a no for me dawg




it can be pretty buggy for a game so long in development, but its good

there is a youtuber bobblehead in the game which is kind of shit because you can't delete it from your crafting menu



Is it bad that this is a common question I find myself asking before playing a new game

The youtuber menace must be stopped


last night i had a dream i accidentally posted my password for some website here and the password was an embarassing word and i couldn't play it off



was the password penis



Was it "cumdrunkbuttslut"




i can't really remember but it was embarassing in a way that's like someone finding out you liked something really garbage in the past and now you're ashamed of it



>finding out you liked something really garbage in the past and now you're ashamed of it

was it 'homestuck'


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i dreamt last night that i ate ass and now im gonna pour bleach in my ear



I will never ever consider eating ass and I really have no idea why it seems to be becoming less taboo

Like I don't like doing buttstuff in general and that's fingers and dick related

Let alone actually putting your mouth and tongue all up in it


niggershit4000, it's your turn

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