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File: 7320c0444b622cf⋯.png (457.69 KB, 1280x807, 1280:807, 5860415a78065a0fa786061f5b….png)

 No.1121822

 No.1121826

*F4RTS*


 No.1121827

>Bow and bowgun controls on a digital input

This is ass


 No.1121828

*sniffs*


 No.1121829

>>1121824

3x3 EYES has dolls with balljoints


 No.1121830

File: c4ba90f0eb9c4c0⋯.jpg (14 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 1518318663921.jpg)


 No.1121831

also Bubblegum Crisis is fucking great the music is top tier


 No.1121832

honestly i can tell i'd like the bowgun if i didn't have to aim it with directional buttons with no pressure sensitivity


 No.1121834

>>1121827

this also made underwater combat atrocious, which was the main new feature of 3


 No.1121835

dungbombs were the key, finally killed the fucker


 No.1121836

>>1121835

now wait for the quest where you have to fight 2 tempered at once


 No.1121837

File: c35a2eabb4ce1d6⋯.png (56.73 KB, 385x410, 77:82, ClipboardImage.png)

damn i wanna play bully now


 No.1121838

>>1121837

is it on PC?


 No.1121839

>>1121837

so play it, dude

it's on PS2


 No.1121840

>>1121837

its on sale on humble bundel right now


 No.1121841

tulpa


 No.1121842

>>1121841

i havent heard that word since Phantos


 No.1121843

File: f932afb4aa6ee33⋯.jpg (40.69 KB, 500x500, 1:1, d33f27b54559ed26589f5bb9c0….jpg)


 No.1121844

does anyone have some vintage phantos posts?


 No.1121845

>>1121844

Seconding this


 No.1121846

File: 79c1f6185a1cbe3⋯.jpg (32.14 KB, 510x600, 17:20, IT'S PHANTOS.jpg)


 No.1121847

File: f43a147fd84ab44⋯.png (528.17 KB, 675x998, 675:998, 1508377331726.png)


 No.1121848

>>1121839

i have other, more important games to play that i'm ignoring

>>1121840

sweet


 No.1121849

>>1121843

how long until someone actually draws porn of calvin dressed up as raymoo


 No.1121850

>>1121849

commission it, since you're so interested


 No.1121851

i feel like i'm missing out on deepfake revolution because i don't know many celebrities


 No.1121852

what should i jake off to before bed


 No.1121853

I should get into Onion Coin

if it crashes you can just break it down into smaller parts and sell it off

it's got layers


 No.1121854

File: 082dc6d93475b46⋯.png (1017.42 KB, 1004x1080, 251:270, Jake is on booty patrol.png)

File: 8c6a44a8675ba7d⋯.jpg (426.48 KB, 1179x960, 393:320, jake jane funtimes.jpg)

File: bec23613443ec90⋯.png (360.08 KB, 903x856, 903:856, 1050338 - Crablouse Dave_S….png)


 No.1121855

File: d64e213f6e3024b⋯.jpeg (60.61 KB, 474x599, 474:599, 97877521-198B-4792-8D5A-0….jpeg)


 No.1121856

splooge


 No.1121857

i ate so much today i feel actual pain


 No.1121858

ah yes, the two genders

goth and rockabilly


 No.1121859

File: 8a33785ab4491cf⋯.jpeg (2.03 MB, 2224x2703, 2224:2703, 64D4AC6F-46AA-48E5-B07F-0….jpeg)


 No.1121860

>>1121859

it's your turn


 No.1121861

m. dude really rounds out the cast of whomp in a great way and it makes me sad he gets such little screen(?) time these days


 No.1121862

File: 77fe6bb4faa86d5⋯.jpeg (87.03 KB, 578x900, 289:450, 71F87B03-4367-4B1C-B74F-B….jpeg)


 No.1121863

>>1121862

if you have time to shitpost, you have time to take your turn


 No.1121864

>>1121859

this makes me really uncomfortable


 No.1121865

File: 1c893642cc4e870⋯.png (2.7 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>when you hit the stationary level 3 charge just right


 No.1121866

why does sponge have pics of these really destroyed assholes of semi-obscure characters


 No.1121867

>>1121865

is this one of bush jr's seizure paintings?


 No.1121868

>>1121863

i’m poasting from my phone i should take my turn within 3 (three) hours


 No.1121869

>>1121865

what monster is that even?


 No.1121870

File: bc39cd52f23591c⋯.png (69.38 KB, 493x635, 493:635, 03A10D63-D619-483F-8372-DD….png)


 No.1121871

>>1121870

eraser head


 No.1121872

>>1121869

It's the foot of a legi before it died.


 No.1121873

>>1121871

epic head


 No.1121874

File: 4a284949a86dfea⋯.jpeg (2.97 MB, 2700x3300, 9:11, E57D7E3F-66BC-43D8-9268-9….jpeg)


 No.1121875

>>1121874

thats not AS bad. im dissapointed


 No.1121876

File: 4ed616d4d002694⋯.jpeg (572.97 KB, 1200x1440, 5:6, 61B13159-2D11-4425-99EF-F….jpeg)


 No.1121877

File: cfe3b888288ebbc⋯.png (517.32 KB, 913x1555, 913:1555, ClipboardImage.png)

s


 No.1121878

File: 6a6d9252798aea6⋯.jpg (181.85 KB, 1600x1129, 1600:1129, s-l1600.jpg)

TAKE UR TURN


 No.1121879

I kind of want to do theme loadouts in mgsv


 No.1121880

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ofap,sa,lbeg;kjetygeo


 No.1121881

File: da7aad692ae65f3⋯.png (678.1 KB, 600x4500, 2:15, 9-9-99 NEVER FORGET.png)


 No.1121882

File: 44eba6cad15cd72⋯.jpeg (62.6 KB, 540x540, 1:1, DTg97w_VoAAHSyw.jpg-large.jpeg)


 No.1121883

>>1121882

where's the ifunny logo


 No.1121884

File: c2fbda4b31ed508⋯.jpg (135.69 KB, 539x556, 539:556, 1512244988641.jpg)


 No.1121885

>>1121884

why is there a sliver of a second ifunny logo peeking in from the bottom


 No.1121886

>captain rainbow got translated relatively recently

cool i've always wanted to play it


 No.1121887


 No.1121889

whoops wrong general


 No.1121890

>>1121888

control in general is for abohorrent people, don't play it


 No.1121891

File: da53d731a7cf56b⋯.png (17 KB, 1100x92, 275:23, ClipboardImage.png)

you can't erase your azorius sins..........


 No.1121892

>>1121891

*cryptic commands this post*


 No.1121893

File: 63a5a8e23ac5fe1⋯.png (277.6 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1121892

*yells at you*


 No.1121894

File: c01f4e5cba99d53⋯.jpg (34.6 KB, 223x310, 223:310, deathgrip.jpg)


 No.1121895

File: 534a63311e07d79⋯.png (51.22 KB, 726x550, 33:25, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1121896

File: 91c7c0d46c08bd6⋯.png (53.07 KB, 661x504, 661:504, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1121897

File: be3e9f615a32260⋯.png (53.86 KB, 723x501, 241:167, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1121898

File: 952042f20f32ee1⋯.png (60.77 KB, 551x812, 19:28, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1121899

joey claire?

more like, joey made-of-penises


 No.1121900

more like "yo, eclaire!"


 No.1121901

Hol' up I'll do one more


 No.1121902

joey's game!


 No.1121903

>>1121901

if it's not joey as an eclaire you should be banned


 No.1121904

I think these joeys are too much for me doc


 No.1121905

>>1121876

i hope leotard hoodies will become the next meme clothes


 No.1121906

File: 4cef9bc2299b512⋯.png (277.61 KB, 1474x2000, 737:1000, last boss.png)


 No.1121907

tfw no dickgolem gf


 No.1121908

File: 22b5c10dd382acc⋯.png (124.23 KB, 256x256, 1:1, wHlZWg5pG7OgQAAAABJRU5ErkJ….png)

waking up and seeing these

starting from the stop and scrolling down

jesus


 No.1121909

>>1121908

this is gonna be a good thread


 No.1121910

File: 54d514a92aa96cd⋯.jpg (29.25 KB, 493x280, 493:280, tumblr_oae508SvTA1sn6lh9o1….jpg)

I'm 1/3 of the way to a golden overwatch weapon


 No.1121911

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1121912

who knew doing drugs was such hard work


 No.1121913

>>1121912

everybody who's ever done drugs


 No.1121914

phd in cat ass scratching


 No.1121915

I dont do drugs, I just smoke pot


 No.1121916

why is sponge posting little girl asshole


 No.1121917

aww shit rock yeah


 No.1121918

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1121919

its your turn


 No.1121920

do average people actually know all the kardashians by name or are my friends just terrible


 No.1121921

Today is the anniversary of this wonderful movie

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urusei_Yatsura_2:_Beautiful_Dreamer


 No.1121922

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 No.1121923

>>1121922

unless she hides that mic in her asshole I expect this post to be gone when I get up


 No.1121924

File: 97bf0260170c0fb⋯.png (1.79 MB, 1453x1566, 1453:1566, charlotta (granblue fantas….png)

File: 3d5a594e6c8fce6⋯.jpg (984.68 KB, 1448x2048, 181:256, charlotta (granblue fantas….jpg)

File: df4b9d39be3d3c8⋯.jpg (177.71 KB, 594x1500, 99:250, charlotta (granblue fantas….jpg)

File: 0bc3ace62e1b029⋯.jpg (391.01 KB, 2480x2083, 2480:2083, charlotta (granblue fantas….jpg)

File: 17cc9dd322a5e50⋯.jpg (79.02 KB, 598x800, 299:400, charlotta (granblue fantas….jpg)

should i join my friend's dnd game

i can be a potato knight


 No.1121925


 No.1121926

File: 015659acdd1b6d0⋯.jpg (244.42 KB, 881x1000, 881:1000, charlotta (granblue fantas….jpg)

i think straight up just playing charlotta would be fun

i think i can roleplay a good knight insecure about her height that is also overly formal


 No.1121927

zzzzzzzzz


 No.1121928

he also made the gnomes granblue/ff14 style potatoes specifically for me so i feel i should join the game


 No.1121929

grinding magnas is so fucking boring


 No.1121930

File: b42ea5a7e20d70d⋯.png (521.66 KB, 1080x1543, 1080:1543, 1518300800566.png)

Hitomi is fucking thirsty


 No.1121931

File: d9ec3bc9fa4a518⋯.png (1.09 MB, 1875x2250, 5:6, ichinohashi_ayumu_by_jcdr-….png)


 No.1121932

>>1121931

Minor surgery...


 No.1121933

ctrl+win+c


 No.1121934

i think my ear infection is coming back


 No.1121935

>>1121934

what if u actually had a brain infection


 No.1121936

>>1121930

jesus this is a deep dive into the uncanny valley


 No.1121937

an unepic trend: photos of girls where the skin has been airbrushed smooth and its really obvious


 No.1121938

File: 1a7df0c308e32c6⋯.jpg (22.11 KB, 540x404, 135:101, 1493589369905.jpg)


 No.1121939

sup knee grows


 No.1121940

>>1121939

nm hbu


 No.1121941

http://ruta.tumblr.com/

i hate this mother fucker theyve made 4 posts in the past 3 years


 No.1121942

>>1121941

shut up shitto


 No.1121943

>>1121942

enjoy your ban in bitch hell


 No.1121944

rathian: dead

dick: out

i am forcibly removed from yukumo village


 No.1121945

>>1121944

you cant kill the rathian


 No.1121946

if you kill the monsters youre a bitch and im going to send peta after you


 No.1121947

File: 026708fe3574981⋯.png (2.71 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, rathian.png)

>>1121945

nigger


 No.1121948

>>1121947

>fake monster hunter

this means nothing


 No.1121949

>>1121948

shut up shitto


 No.1121950

>>1121949

don't insult me like that


 No.1121951

wwe should roleplay


 No.1121952

when does p3rd get hard


 No.1121953

wweh


 No.1121954

>>1121952

it doesn't, the game is shit


 No.1121955

>>1121954

shut up shitto


 No.1121956

monster hunter has always been notoriously bad and westerners are just hyping it up


 No.1121957

now that i think about it there has never been a good videogame


 No.1121958

my only exposure to monhun is the bonus missions in peace walker


 No.1121959

my only exposure to piss is the bonus missions in hell fucker


 No.1121960

HellFuck™: Fuck your Hell


 No.1121961

What is your record of Big Macs?


 No.1121962

go away shitto


 No.1121963

>>1121961

three and i felt like shit after that


 No.1121964

big macs arent very good tbh


 No.1121965

>>1121963

Have you tried more?


 No.1121966

Have you?


 No.1121967

>>1121961

I haven't tried more than two


 No.1121968

>>1121965

yeah ive tried to do five


 No.1121969

the new $1 mac jr isnt too bad actually


 No.1121970

File: 6daaae251ae1e02⋯.png (793.55 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, tumblr_p2w51mnmyG1wqj7s9o1….png)

I've never had a big mac


 No.1121971

>>1121970

why not


 No.1121972

>>1121906

excellent use of penises


 No.1121973

File: 65bebdce22c966c⋯.jpg (56.44 KB, 626x872, 313:436, 1502393922422.jpg)

>>1121970

theyre okay

they make me feel like shit after though, and i hate the feeling i get in my throat after i eat burgers and other meats


 No.1121974

>>1121971

I don't really eat fast food

On the extremely rare occasions I go to mcdonalds I either get a breakfast sandwich or a chicken sandwich


 No.1121975

File: 0968dada04e37c8⋯.png (5.54 KB, 292x71, 292:71, ClipboardImage.png)

..........


 No.1121976

>>1121974

understandable, chicken sandwiches are the best thing you can get there imo


 No.1121977

breakfast food at mcdonald's is 10x more shitty than their normal shitty food

i hate it so much and i don't understand how it has established itself as a lesser evil

it's not even edible imo, it's basically poison


 No.1121978

>>1121970

me too


 No.1121979

>>1121977

I like their hashbrowns a lot


 No.1121980

File: 95b509277c09707⋯.jpg (556.69 KB, 2075x2472, 2075:2472, 67026753_p0.jpg)


 No.1121981

I just go to burger king instead


 No.1121982

File: ec62dffc7353014⋯.jpg (860.99 KB, 920x1536, 115:192, yuusei tsukiro_touhou_inab….jpg)

>>1121977

hashbrowns good


 No.1121983

it would be cool if they served lunch foods at 7 am instead of offering their awful breakfast items

>>1121981

i did this but only because it was slightly better than going to mcdonalds in the morning


 No.1121984

>>1121977

it's also more expensive here than their regular trash

no cheap mcdubs so what's the point


 No.1121985

the hashbrowns are so incredibly greasy


 No.1121986

>>1121985

just degrease them


 No.1121987

File: 673bee2e62bc7a0⋯.jpg (625.14 KB, 1017x1500, 339:500, mcdonald's drawn by bobo19….jpg)

>>1121985

That's why they taste so good


 No.1121988

File: 09368b956cadf33⋯.png (18.53 KB, 324x245, 324:245, ClipboardImage.png)

shitto....... please........................


 No.1121989

>>1121988

those are private


 No.1121990

delete that now


 No.1121991


 No.1121992

after eating mcdonalds all the time in highschool i can barely stomach fast food anymore

i always immediately regret it and get sick


 No.1121993

File: 6c060e2ae93197d⋯.gif (281.76 KB, 750x825, 10:11, alice in wonderland and or….gif)

Time to leave my weeb-cave and do boring stuff in the real world


 No.1121994

can anyone confirm that taco bell does in fact give you explosive unmanageable diarrhea because everytime its mentioned people always talk about how it destroys their stomach but never in my life have i eaten something from there and been debilitated. i theorize its one person who is paid by Big Chipotle to corner the market


 No.1121995

to the weebmobile!


 No.1121996

>>1121994

pretty sure thats a meme


 No.1121997

how close are we to a future where the word "joke" is completely absent from language and its replaced with meme


 No.1121998

>>1121994

it's just an easy sitcom joke i think

the only fast food that consistently fucks me up is actually mcdonalds

and it doesn't even give me the shits, it just makes my stomach cramp up


 No.1121999

kagerou


 No.1122000

File: 37dbef06be72664⋯.png (388.77 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 1490155675586.png)


 No.1122001

File: dd53b93528e9a86⋯.jpg (138.5 KB, 960x640, 3:2, PLMqXwT.jpg)


 No.1122002

>>1121988

>bomyshr vinr

>kppom mpe

what did he mean by this?


 No.1122003

File: e3a4900b1355c64⋯.png (1.03 MB, 1128x1600, 141:200, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1122004

im so booooooored


 No.1122005

File: 9929324096f4e51⋯.jpg (31.33 KB, 292x371, 292:371, C6Zq0FHWMAA3ryy~01.jpg)

>super retards that apparently cannot even use a dictionary doing a fan translation of a thing i care a lot about


 No.1122006

File: 48971f8bf93063b⋯.png (6 KB, 462x422, 231:211, 1338366263470.png)

>>1122004

Perfect Opportunity To Worship The Ruinous Pleasures Of Kanaya


 No.1122007

>>1122005

>secondaries


 No.1122008

>>1122007

is that implication about me? i purchased and played both games in japanese


 No.1122009

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

oh fuck yes


 No.1122010

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

it literally describes the octopus one as "captivatingly curvaceous"


 No.1122011

File: b87dcca07c12771⋯.gif (132.05 KB, 245x170, 49:34, 1389053112967.gif)

>>1122010

It Is No Lie


 No.1122012

tbh they should just let the artists for Splatoon and ARMS just make a lewd ass game since they obviously want to so bad


 No.1122013

File: c2dda653869d7d7⋯.png (1.14 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

they're just being blatant at this point


 No.1122014

>>1122013

don't act like you don't know what i'm talking about


 No.1122015

ah fuck the new super sentai already started airing

how fucking behind am i on the old thing


 No.1122016

>>1122015

answer: twenty episodes

how did this happen


 No.1122017

File: cf0cb4470288952⋯.png (642.29 KB, 830x1280, 83:128, cf0cb4470288952cfe03756974….png)

Describe To Me The Body Of Your Ideal Life Partner


 No.1122018


 No.1122019

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.1122020

>>1122017

memetarded in all the right places


 No.1122021

>>1122017

shaped like a friend


 No.1122022

File: 8e1be9b406650ef⋯.jpg (52.14 KB, 576x432, 4:3, mpv-shot0201.jpg)

>>1122017

big............. and green.............


 No.1122023

File: c6e8d19687d2a47⋯.png (652.22 KB, 943x1476, 23:36, 1346424973643.png)

>>1122017

Maryam Family Resemblance


 No.1122024

>>1122022

>>1122023

wait a second is piccolo related to kanaya


 No.1122025

>>1122017

big ass and titties


 No.1122026

>>1121987

Her left hand: gone


 No.1122027

temptation to get vr chat and become a cute girl but i don't care to be around all the other faggots playing it


 No.1122028

>>1122027

we could be vr girlfriends


 No.1122029

Virtual Reality Kanaya Cult


 No.1122030

>>1122029

i'd join


 No.1122031

>>1122017

a little shorter than me with a flat chest

also i guess an average body type


 No.1122032

where do i get an eri model for use in vr chat


 No.1122033

File: a1cb445395a3af1⋯.png (23.01 KB, 532x552, 133:138, 1400454468272.png)

>>1122032

Only Kanaya


 No.1122034


 No.1122035


 No.1122036

Cockanaya


 No.1122037

cock'n'aya


 No.1122038

File: ee1267c7d392827⋯.png (416.59 KB, 1278x716, 639:358, tumblr_p0x1qmz8XE1rephmco1….png)

File: 6ea7f2e9347299a⋯.png (318.1 KB, 1066x717, 1066:717, tumblr_p0x1qmz8XE1rephmco3….png)

File: f8ff0c660f82c08⋯.png (335.8 KB, 1273x714, 1273:714, tumblr_p0x1qmz8XE1rephmco2….png)

File: a56625f7c857849⋯.png (635.15 KB, 1277x717, 1277:717, tumblr_p0x1qmz8XE1rephmco4….png)


 No.1122039

>>1122037

formerly chuck's


 No.1122040

Become Kanaya

Make Others Into Kanaya


 No.1122041

>>1122032

If you Erichat pls post screenshots or stream it


 No.1122042

File: 5a7a89c1a825d75⋯.png (83.85 KB, 286x214, 143:107, 1386974626934.png)

Is It Rape If The Victim Is Unwilling At First But Gets Into The Spirit Of Things Halfway There


 No.1122043

>>1122042

kanaya what did you do


 No.1122044

>>1122041

I'd be to embarassed to try to do a vocal impression, i think


 No.1122045

too*


 No.1122046

File: ba35395a263d52a⋯.jpg (5.33 KB, 400x300, 4:3, ba35395a263d52ae90a4e13c4e….jpg)

My Gifts Are Many


 No.1122047

File: 52f1a2a5213f6be⋯.png (832.67 KB, 852x1200, 71:100, ClipboardImage.png)

ideal life partner


 No.1122048

>>1122044

No need for vocal impression


 No.1122049

File: 8260cff4c73645d⋯.gif (1.99 MB, 272x281, 272:281, 1518024286769.gif)


 No.1122050

>>1122049

she kills cockroaches. let's see your ideal life partner do that.


 No.1122051

File: 85e437997353c72⋯.png (182.27 KB, 500x430, 50:43, 1420296029252.png)

Eternal Bliss Awaits In Kanaya


 No.1122052

File: 5257cde9aff09ac⋯.jpg (30.77 KB, 512x288, 16:9, IMG_5404.JPG)


 No.1122053

>>1122052

she isn't a child, just a 6 inch tall robot


 No.1122054

File: 0f80e287948c4c2⋯.jpg (952.09 KB, 2000x1329, 2000:1329, 1385188177666.jpg)

Worship Kanaya


 No.1122055

>>1122050

there aint roaches around here really

but shed flush em down the shitter she said


 No.1122056

File: 517d2b70100097f⋯.gif (343.89 KB, 500x332, 125:83, 1421872644983.gif)

Everyone Loves Kanaya


 No.1122057

One night I dreamed a dream.

As I was walking along the beach with Eridan.

Across the dark sky flashed panels of Homestuck.

For each panel, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand,

One belonging to me and one to the Prince.

After Act 7 flashed before me,

I looked back at the footprints in the sand.

I noticed that at many times along the path of the hiatus,

especially at the very lowest and saddest times of Act 6,

there was only one set of footprints.

This really troubled me, so I asked the Prince about it.

"Eri, you said once I decided to follow you,

You'd wwalk with me all the way.

But I noticed that during the worst and most troublesome times of Homestuck,

there was only one set of footprints.

I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me."

He whispered, "my precious grub i lovve you and will never leavve you

nevver evver durin your trials and testin

wwhen you saww only one set of footprints

it wwas then that i carried you"


 No.1122058

>>1122057

>never

son of a fucking BITCH, shitpost ruined


 No.1122059


 No.1122060


 No.1122061

File: 3cce021cfa4ac6e⋯.gif (10.54 KB, 232x280, 29:35, Tactical Stealth Action Ka….gif)

From Desert Plains I Bring You Love


 No.1122062

>>1122060

>>1122059

don't rub salt into the wounds


 No.1122063

>>1122062

how else am i supposed to get the meat tender and flavorful


 No.1122064

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

have you appreciated sister rosetta tharpe lately

thread theme


 No.1122065

File: 04979f2e7b6304a⋯.png (80.36 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1419054001599.png)

The Things I Will Do To You Will Make Everything Else Seem Tame And Boring In Comparison

You Will Only Crave More And More


 No.1122066

WHAT

NIGGYKNOW


 No.1122067

>>1122065

i doubt this


 No.1122068

File: a2fa779e8485750⋯.jpg (24.29 KB, 500x334, 250:167, CRTeY6jW8AAOFZi.jpg)

>The Things I Will Do To You Will Make Everything Else Seem Tame And Boring In Comparison

>You Will Only Crave More And More


 No.1122069

Soundcloud embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.1122070

File: 27454f3c9278790⋯.jpg (298.51 KB, 1050x1602, 175:267, Kanayaya.jpg)

Hello


 No.1122071

Soundcloud embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme 2, goes with >>1122069


 No.1122072

>>1122068

no!!!! dont ruin it!!!


 No.1122073

>>1121929

it sure as fuck is

make a suit with both legi set bonuses for an attempt to get the gem


 No.1122074

>>1122071

>>1122069

these dont work, die


 No.1122075


 No.1122076

>>1121929

are you doing the whole fight every time?

also what is a magna?


 No.1122077

what's the niggy know status


 No.1122078

calculating................................................


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 No.1122080

>>1122079

Shit anime, shit mech...

Like pottery........


 No.1122081

File: 515b26de917f07c⋯.png (252.78 KB, 542x473, 542:473, ClipboardImage.png)

the moment I saw this woman I was completely overcome with the feeling that she was, at that very moment, somehow divorcing me


 No.1122082

File: a334fb1a7759c1a⋯.jpg (39.31 KB, 576x432, 4:3, mpv-shot0191.jpg)

File: 5890f65c2dd9f90⋯.jpg (68.38 KB, 576x432, 4:3, mpv-shot0200.jpg)

deepest foreshadowing thank you toriyama


 No.1122083

File: 5972532eaceaf85⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 712.93 KB, 650x800, 13:16, __shameimaru_aya_touhou_dr….png)


 No.1122084

man I hate captcha v2


 No.1122085

want launch gf (blonde mode)


 No.1122086

but need launch gf (blue mode)


 No.1122087

File: 16550ac00b851d5⋯.png (1.92 MB, 960x1280, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1122088

File: 2cc3f4ccf0f19b9⋯.png (235.54 KB, 510x407, 510:407, 1518371989697.png)


 No.1122089

>>1122088

hey excuse me but what the fuck


 No.1122090

Wowee!!


 No.1122091

etsubatsu


 No.1122092

File: 46bd21dddf8f1a1⋯.jpg (504.69 KB, 3518x2476, 1759:1238, DDszbvS.jpg)

File: 418b57442898651⋯.jpg (1.45 MB, 4000x4000, 1:1, 1504388695260.jpg)

File: d65cc5a61dc15d3⋯.jpg (231.8 KB, 2048x2048, 1:1, CsUGiXoVUAARpfy.jpg)

File: f63889767fc2c1c⋯.jpg (177.05 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, DEGuPocXcAALgS9.jpg)

File: d32e75f19b79d88⋯.jpg (164.87 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, DVX3Qy3UMAAI_Sd.jpg)


 No.1122093

curb your enthusiasm has sprouted a tiny hooked nose on my crusty heart

i want to be a jew


 No.1122094

File: 066f75cc1677be2⋯.jpg (80.16 KB, 669x1004, 669:1004, 110882_0704.jpg)


 No.1122095

>>1122092

suicide when?


 No.1122096

File: 1c94c9a3c0e183e⋯.jpg (203.53 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, CwcIZf3VQAAueZ9.jpg)

File: d45e30e56f8000a⋯.jpg (894.81 KB, 4096x2304, 16:9, tkmiz-844568693937922048-2….jpg)

>>1122095

hopefully never, they went to some event recently


 No.1122097

File: 98a3218e413ab7b⋯.jpg (469.83 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1508433816860.jpg)


 No.1122098

Recycle

Or you'll make Earth Chan cry


 No.1122099

>>1121859

Who the fuck keeps paying for these


 No.1122100

>>1122099

yeah i wonder who it could be prolly just some rando haha would be a waste of time to look into it


 No.1122101

>>1122100

......


 No.1122102

File: 40f12226771c29a⋯.png (151.85 KB, 798x1044, 133:174, wut.png)


 No.1122103

where the fuck did i put my drawing tablet


 No.1122104

>>1122103

H4V3 YOU LOOK3D 1N H3R3?

*SPR34DS 4SS*


 No.1122105


 No.1122106

>>1122104

nice try, update fairy


 No.1122107

deep in my heart, i have this inexplicable, primal knowledge that the ifunny poster will be the man who will kill me


 No.1122108

*wwalks into large intestine*

ill take it


 No.1122109

Jade selling real estate in her colon


 No.1122110

evil jade keeping earth in her colon


 No.1122111

File: 61fdc2655889ec9⋯.webm (2.37 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1518375719988[1].webm)


 No.1122112

File: 6d8bacb571daab1⋯.png (478.65 KB, 660x490, 66:49, 1518301637327.png)


 No.1122113

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1122114

File: 30db4f1c90e53b9⋯.png (2.01 MB, 1120x1770, 112:177, ClipboardImage.png)

too pure for hsg


 No.1122115

need chichi before she became a gigantic bitch wife


 No.1122116

File: 56273ffa0a2ac9a⋯.png (246.18 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 56273ffa0a2ac9a1c6a3f62ed2….png)

>/agatha/ - Agatha Discussion and Shitposting★

Unsolicited opinions on Agatha


 No.1122117

File: c8ed03e5a7aa112⋯.jpeg (136.58 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, 9AAA63DB-2176-48EE-A6A4-3….jpeg)


 No.1122118

Agatha is an old lady name


 No.1122119

File: d878036b4dbc907⋯.gif (368.01 KB, 549x400, 549:400, 585543B8-44DD-4ACC-95C6-75….gif)


 No.1122120

File: 8ea0c5b50e2f17e⋯.jpg (65.05 KB, 411x412, 411:412, 1485792488126.jpg)


 No.1122121

File: 82112c0951f93ad⋯.gif (745.39 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 86306494-451A-49D5-ABC4-7B….gif)


 No.1122122

i feel like my dog would be much happier with another dog to play with, but i really do not want a second dog


 No.1122123

>>1122121

if you have time to shitpost you have time to take ur turn


 No.1122124

dragon ball goku: being a god sounds lame and boring i'm gonna go fuck my wife now bye guys

dragon ball super goku: i am now a super double mega god i don't know what family is because it isn't strong enough


 No.1122125

>>1122124

as if goku ever gave a shit about staying at home with his family


 No.1122126

>>1122124

hasn't goku always been a shit dad


 No.1122127

I'm finishing up dbz (v slowly) so I can watch super

But at the same time I'm like oh man I don't know how I'm gonna like all this double god plus mode fresh hell


 No.1122128

File: 797de38fe97806d⋯.png (602.89 KB, 825x601, 825:601, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1122127

What about shaggy ultra instinct?


 No.1122129

>>1122125

>>1122126

i mean he cared enough at the end of dragon ball to actually marry chichi


 No.1122130

>>1122129

marrying doesn't require any effort


 No.1122131

>>1122128

i still don't get why they rank el hermano so high


 No.1122132

>>1122131

isn't he the last enemy

or like, one of the last enemies in super


 No.1122133

jiren is just a shitty toguro


 No.1122134

>>1122130

i wish that were the case, i honestly truly do.


 No.1122135

>>1122130

the filler has him go on a big quest to prepare for their wedding.

also there is literally no reason why he couldn't have said "nah that sounds lame no thanks" 'cus he had the balls to turn down being God the same way


 No.1122136

>>1122123

i did take my turn!


 No.1122137

File: 715962ac4e70d07⋯.png (649.15 KB, 972x938, 486:469, ClipboardImage.png)

this is your final boss for the season


 No.1122138

>muh yyh


 No.1122139

>>1122135

he made a promise to her didn't he


 No.1122140

>>1122137

Can someone explain why Jiren is stronger than Toppo even though Toppo is his superior and a god of destruction? I have not been watching.

>>1122139

he made the promise but he didn't know what it meant. he could have just gone "lol i didn't know sorry lady"


 No.1122141

>>1122140

because being a god of destruction doesn't really make you stronger than other people by default apparently


 No.1122142

>>1122140

because he trained REALLY HARD 11!1!!


 No.1122143

Some furry found the dragonballs and wished for beast people and also for no one to ever comment on it or seen like it was weird

That's the only thing I can pull out of my ass as to why earth has a peaceful existence with like dozens of species...but also like some of those species are sentient and some aren't

Like how there were wild wolves and bears in dragonball but we've also seen sentient, clothes versions of that same species


 No.1122144

*clothed


 No.1122145

>>1122143

the animal people barely appear after dragon ball for some reason


 No.1122146

are there animal people in DBZ (except for the president of the world)?


 No.1122147

>>1122145

I'm watching the world tourney before babidi arc and there's still quite a few of them in the stands

But yeah they do never ever do anything but show up in backgrounds and reaction shots


 No.1122148

>>1122141

but then why didn't jiren become the god of destruction if he's stronger?


 No.1122149

>>1122148

I guess he doesn't really care about being god of destruction?

I don't get why toppo would want to become one either given his obsession with justice, destroying planets full of people seems pretty extreme for a hero type


 No.1122150

File: 936cf81ae5f21d9⋯.png (621.29 KB, 620x462, 310:231, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1122149

> destroying planets full of people seems pretty extreme for a hero type

seems pretty normal for an extremist "lawful" hero kind of thing


 No.1122151

whats for lunch

chicken salad club from my favorite diner


 No.1122152

the parts I like the most in the tournament of power are the ones where frieza is getting his shit kicked in


 No.1122153

Videl Satan

voted tsundere waifu of 1993


 No.1122154

File: 62c15fc70977d19⋯.png (139.52 KB, 559x360, 559:360, IMG_2448.PNG)

Freeza is the best DB opponent by far

The fact that he's in Super highlights how boring Jiren is


 No.1122155

>>1122154

well yeah, I think everyone is in agreement about that

probably even toriyama agrees seeing as freeza refuses to fuckin stay outta the story


 No.1122156

File: 363135c5740b996⋯.gif (456.06 KB, 480x361, 480:361, dead2.gif)

>when you play an old game that you thought you liked and realize it's shit


 No.1122157

would you make out with frieza

like, no strings attached


 No.1122158

>>1122157

heck off


 No.1122159

File: 9ad315cd15cd103⋯.jpg (49.7 KB, 322x318, 161:159, 1468968175402.jpg)


 No.1122160


 No.1122161

>>1122157

doesn't have lips

it's a no for me


 No.1122162

File: 9f22d6f722a2da6⋯.png (965.45 KB, 1000x1474, 500:737, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1122163

File: 4bc00a399c6403e⋯.jpg (41.15 KB, 382x487, 382:487, then end it.jpg)


 No.1122164

>>1122162

shouldn't count


 No.1122165

hey did anyone screenshot that post a while back that said something like "this place is gonna fill up with posts saying 'hey take your turn'"

i was just thinking about it

>>1122164

why not? it's still frieza


 No.1122166

>>1122161

one of frieza's notable features are his black lips though


 No.1122167

File: 3db76021440c0de⋯.png (452.01 KB, 450x761, 450:761, ClipboardImage.png)

he has lips in all forms dumbass


 No.1122168


 No.1122169

>>1122168

thank you


 No.1122170

ah i fucked up


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 No.1122173

>>1122170

so answer the question

would you make out with frieza


 No.1122174

>>1122173

yeah shure why not


 No.1122175

>>1122076

no im just doing one hit and leaving since i cant do any damage yet

magna = omega


 No.1122176

>join a streamer's discord a bit after i found them

>theres an lgbt server

>this guy says he thinks the idea of communities are bad because it makes "everyone seem different"

egad


 No.1122177

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1122178

File: 743b5370abe82ff⋯.png (859.57 KB, 1440x808, 180:101, 1470632782278-1.png)


 No.1122179

File: a3c5c7e4881169b⋯.jpg (456.85 KB, 1880x1730, 188:173, revengeance.jpg)


 No.1122180

spongelord's thick girlcock drooling lady liquid into rev's hairy manhole


 No.1122181

File: 7ed957018e066de⋯.jpg (44.84 KB, 640x636, 160:159, witty little cunt.jpg)

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 No.1122182

>>1122180

consider destroying your computer and never saying anything ever again


 No.1122183

Shitpost


 No.1122184

File: 07d597a60cca156⋯.gif (7.23 KB, 650x450, 13:9, ps1515_2.gif)


 No.1122185

>Dax in a low cut dress that shows her spots

Oh fuuuuuuck


 No.1122186

i wanna be chichi's husband and not be as shit as goku so she never goes into super ultra bitch mode


 No.1122187

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1122188

do you ever think about being blind and never having to flip a light switch and just living in the dark forever


 No.1122189

File: 1c847f8222ec3d1⋯.jpg (1.83 MB, 2574x1948, 1287:974, todd won't stop, help.jpg)


 No.1122190

i fell down the stairs and now my ass hurts and my stomach is upset :(


 No.1122191

>>1122188

but then i couldn't see any tiddies or dicks


 No.1122192


 No.1122193

>>1122190

sako's uncle claims another victim


 No.1122194

hi everyone!

i don't know if i'm covered under the nlra because my role has a supervisory component but i want good shit for my fellow employees like heathcare that deosn't require filling out tons of forms for claims, or even a fuckin 401(k) match


 No.1122195

File: 5f36fb8a985e80b⋯.jpg (2.13 MB, 700x583, 700:583, do_it.jpg)


 No.1122196

>>1122194

ok but shut up


 No.1122197

when i got off the toilet i looked in and the water was just completely red

i think im going to die


 No.1122198

File: 7bda4210a8c4ea8⋯.jpg (129.3 KB, 900x900, 1:1, imaizumi kagerou (touhou) ….jpg)

things I bought today

a new phone

xenoblade chronicles x

wonderful 101

a club penguin strategy guide


 No.1122199

>>1122198

>a club penguin strategy guide


 No.1122200

>>1122197

if it's fresh blood you're probably fine but go somewhere anyway


 No.1122201

>>1122198

>>1122199

isn't club penguin dead?


 No.1122202

>>1122198

>a club penguin strategy guide

explain


 No.1122203

File: f45f12fe1c6877f⋯.jpg (1.12 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, 20180211_191259.jpg)

>>1122199

It was a dollar


 No.1122204

>>1122200

but I don't want them to stick something up my fat hairy ass

it'll go away like last time


 No.1122205

>>1122204

sako

get someone to check it out

you stupid fuck


 No.1122206

oh no now everyone knows I have tushy trouble

damn phone


 No.1122207

>>1122200

that's true if you, llike, wipe and see a little fresh blood

if his toilet bowl was filled with blood, fresh or no, something is horribly wrong


 No.1122208

i hope sako dies


 No.1122209

I hope death takes me quickly


 No.1122210

>>1122207

yeah clearly something is horribly wrong, he needs help, asap

he's fine as in "probably not currently dying"


 No.1122211

the pose-able lifesize anime puppets were the last straw

sako's body is rejecting him


 No.1122212

isn't your mom a nurse or something?

why not ask her?


 No.1122213

hey sako if you die can I take your anime shit


 No.1122214

>>1122213

sure you're alright

>>1122212

she's not a nurse, and im not at home


 No.1122215

>>1122214

was it like bright red fresh? or did it look like slightly old, dark maroon?


 No.1122216

>>1122215

it was bright red but there was a lot of blood and some looked dark because of how much there was in the water


 No.1122217

maybe i should just poop more often and this wont happen


 No.1122218

Probably an anal fissure

You have a lil cut/rip In your browneye boyo

They'll give ya some prep h and stool softeners and that's all they can really do

It just heals naturally


 No.1122219

makin chili


 No.1122220

>>1122219

good for you, scott


 No.1122221

Everyone's got their thing! Maybe it's a break-up. A death. An accident. Whatever it is, you used to be one thing. Now, you're something else. We all have our own problems. Our own issues. Our own demons!


 No.1122222

I kind of want to do a bunch of missions with only revolvers

hmm


 No.1122223

doing a non-lethal playthrough of mgsv made me feel like i was missing out on a good 40% of the game. Doing lots of the same strategies over and over again, using the same exact guns over and over again...


 No.1122224

Don't you people know when to give up?


 No.1122225

>>1122224

wwhere do you think wwe are


 No.1122226

>>1122223

yeah non-lethal is pretty monotonous, but sometimes you gotta just go full-lethal


 No.1122227

im playing fallout and this game is old as ballzzzz


 No.1122228

>>1122227

the original? yeah it is

if you wanna go loot The Glow, you might want to grab five or six each of rad-x and rad away

they'll last a good while, but it never hurts to be prpared


 No.1122229

File: f8ec3a64c5e2c5d⋯.png (3.85 MB, 3840x2160, 16:9, where_do_you_think_we_are.png)


 No.1122230

>>1122221

I don't have a thing


 No.1122231

File: a24f89fd3160b3f⋯.png (1.07 MB, 1293x1467, 431:489, himekaidou hatate and sham….png)

>>1122221

my only demons are semen demons


 No.1122232

File: 64f9c9b1de26b8d⋯.webm (307.98 KB, 256x320, 4:5, takorin_touhou_inaba tewi….webm)

my demons are that i have an insatiable lust for 3000 year old rabbit ass


 No.1122233

>no cumin

i know i had some wtf it's just gone

who the shit steals a man's cumin

this isn't chili this is just shitty stew


 No.1122234

File: 9aac6ef4c419386⋯.jpg (1.03 MB, 1350x1800, 3:4, inaba tewi (touhou) drawn ….jpg)

>>1122232

don't lust after little girls


 No.1122235

>>1122234

i clearly posted a grown women with big honkers


 No.1122236

File: 3ba69a2400039cb⋯.jpg (153.34 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, inaba tewi_space jin_touho….jpg)

bunny jugs


 No.1122237

>>1122236

YOU HAD THE CHANCE

big bunny baps


 No.1122238

it's still sponge's turn


 No.1122239

File: 62daef843dd5202⋯.png (1 MB, 1022x1326, 511:663, reisen udongein inaba (tou….png)

fat titty tewi looks weird to me


 No.1122240

>>1122238

sponge is gonna move on day three


 No.1122241

*deletes everyone's anime girl pictures and effectively kills most of hsg*


 No.1122242

File: de56eca456081ff⋯.png (238.4 KB, 749x1000, 749:1000, uchisukui_touhou_inaba tew….png)

>>1122239

i just like brown hair and rabbit ears


 No.1122243

XLR you're up


 No.1122244

File: 9214459d4809a1a⋯.png (3.85 MB, 2248x2222, 1124:1111, 83EB854E-F819-49C1-8B2D-20….png)


 No.1122245

File: 4429dba175b137f⋯.jpeg (46.11 KB, 480x480, 1:1, de33373714b1ddfc5544088e3….jpeg)

>>1122241

I have an illness


 No.1122246

>>1122244

how can he breathe

there's no breathable air in a butt


 No.1122247

>>1122246

*farts*


 No.1122248

>puts a t-copter on a city and unloads my infantry next to it

uh it's called asset denial sweetey :)


 No.1122249

What's the most annoying thing I could possibly do in a public setting?


 No.1122250

>>1122249

im sure you've done it already with that face of yours


 No.1122251

>>1122250

You mean this face

:^)


 No.1122252

File: 7476c9c137bd78a⋯.jpg (35.89 KB, 236x341, 236:341, IMG_1298.JPG)


 No.1122253

Black Panther is the grown up marvel movie we've been waiting for.


 No.1122254

>>1122248

you will pay for this in time


 No.1122255

Justice for Mordred


 No.1122256

Sion go

Get raped sponge


 No.1122257

>>1122256

revs turn


 No.1122258


 No.1122259

File: d8359289965858e⋯.jpg (37.17 KB, 652x558, 326:279, 1470126292106.jpg)


 No.1122260

File: 756654f9d0bf11a⋯.png (60.53 KB, 1280x513, 1280:513, tumblr_oobo750B5j1r33xe6o1….png)

are you gonna buy the homestuck manga hsg


 No.1122261

>>1122259

cause I kinda just want to send my recon dude around and see what the fuck is going on in the game

remember i've never played advance wars before this


 No.1122262

>>1122260

i probably would yeah


 No.1122263

>>1122261

if it makes you feel better i wasted my entire turn just seeing what switching COs did


 No.1122264

>>1122263

what does it do?

not that it applies to me, I picked Kindle for both


 No.1122265


 No.1122266

>>1122264

makes me waste my entire turn without getting to move anyone

i think i get sturms bonuses now which are pretty nice


 No.1122267

>>1122265

you already got people in your game


 No.1122268

>>1122267

These are the wikis for those people who apparently don't know how to play


 No.1122269

File: ce654fa57a3a23f⋯.jpg (106.7 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 1493394933465.jpg)


 No.1122270

your turn


 No.1122271

>>1122269

tomoko isn't loli...


 No.1122272

Use your CO power BEFORE you move your units

Change your COs AFTER you move your units because it ends your turn

TAG before you move your units


 No.1122273

>friend shows up in my guild hall because we gave each other our cards

>you recieved dung

thanks


 No.1122274

Boigahs go


 No.1122275

mmiwwwky jeo


 No.1122276

File: 77fe6bb4faa86d5⋯.jpeg (87.03 KB, 578x900, 289:450, 88C72BFB-8BCD-4FA5-B013-1….jpeg)


 No.1122277

the only good thing about retcon part was john appearing right before vriska gets killed and everyone being very confused about it


 No.1122278

File: 0e74af2e7c220de⋯.jpg (133.38 KB, 1144x1333, 1144:1333, A E S T H E T I C C.jpg)


 No.1122279

fucked this soup up brah

how do you fuck up soup


 No.1122280

John using his retcon powers to impregnate every girl in the conic


 No.1122281

I'm gonna try to S-rank a couple missions then I'm gonna start playing real Advance Wars


 No.1122282

>>1122280

Well not *every* girl. You can't get trolls pregnant!


 No.1122283

>>1122282

????????????????

can't sounds like a challenge to me


 No.1122284

>>1122283

But I thought John wasn't the breedslut.


 No.1122285

>>1122284

wasn't is the important word


 No.1122286

>>1122285

What switch flipped him


 No.1122287

>the character in this show literally trained in a hyperbolic time chamber and came out kickin ass

nice


 No.1122288

File: 32663b232eb7793⋯.gif (90.93 KB, 480x420, 8:7, 1518405900733[1].gif)


 No.1122289

>>1122286

can't rightfully make dad jokes if you aren't a dad


 No.1122290

>>1122289

Yes you can. He can just adopt.


 No.1122291

>>1122290

that's the easy way out


 No.1122292

>>1122291

It's what his dad did.


 No.1122293

>>1122292

how would you make your adopted dad prouder, by following in his steps exactly, or by surpassing him?


 No.1122294

>>1122293

He already made millions on inbred babies.


 No.1122295

>>1122294

Money is nothing without family


 No.1122296

>>1122295

That was meant to be "of".

John's not hurting for money being a godking and all.


 No.1122297

play monhun with me


 No.1122298

>>1122297

which one


 No.1122299

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1122300

File: 88d032abf61221d⋯.png (1.22 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

big mouth


 No.1122301

File: bd483ee7f9aa24d⋯.jpg (78.72 KB, 900x900, 1:1, awoo budday.jpg)


 No.1122302

if you jerk your cock to anime, you're a pedophile, unless you're spongelord, because he has a girl cock and girls can't be pedophiles


 No.1122303

>>1122302

this

also if you've ever watched anime you're a pedo too


 No.1122304

>>1122298

shut up


 No.1122305

>>1122304

kill yourself shitto


 No.1122306

*clones shitto*


 No.1122307

owned


 No.1122308

back off of shitto-sama

he's......... my friend?


 No.1122309

>>1122308

begone moody


 No.1122310

stop giving shitto attention


 No.1122311

ultra instinct moody fighting off wonks clone army while shitto watches behind him


 No.1122312

ultra instinct shenron taking the dragon balls with him when the wish is done because he's tired of reviving krillin


 No.1122313

he shutted up


 No.1122314

oppa


 No.1122315

magnum


 No.1122316

most characters get stronger after a timeskip, but post-timeskip moody permanently lost his powered up Home Inhabitant form


 No.1122317

>>1122316

you fool, now he's training with a chinese drunk hobo kungfu master to get stronger


 No.1122318

File: 6f76df780c9c37e⋯.jpg (51.12 KB, 639x641, 639:641, DVyCdprVwAAne2q.jpg)

File: b3f574d09813781⋯.jpg (53.84 KB, 639x456, 213:152, DVyCdpuUMAELalc.jpg)


 No.1122319

>go to bed at 11 PM and i wake up at 11 AM

>go to bed at 10 PM and i wake up at 5 AM

something aint right here


 No.1122320

>>1122319

shut up


 No.1122321

Kingdom Hearts is poop


 No.1122322

>>1122320

unblock me on discord, boo boo


 No.1122323

i know now, without a doubt........

kingdom farts is poooooooooooooop!


 No.1122324

File: 1b2f4921c293371⋯.jpeg (63.95 KB, 720x1027, 720:1027, 6F210571-6966-45CD-AC31-0….jpeg)


 No.1122325

>>1122324

>Toxic Masc ☣️ Retweeted


 No.1122326

File: b860920ba1debde⋯.jpeg (59.99 KB, 684x404, 171:101, F320AA04-439B-4616-9273-9….jpeg)


 No.1122327

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

this is pretty good improv singing


 No.1122328

File: c7c5adf904fba24⋯.jpeg (124.76 KB, 875x945, 25:27, C9AK1adUIAAAk_N.jpg-large.jpeg)


 No.1122329

File: fea42318fee3fb9⋯.jpeg (128.03 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 3C8E3FC8-477E-40E4-AABE-4….jpeg)


 No.1122330

File: 88a431f10901c92⋯.png (13.43 KB, 80x80, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1122331

Clover fucked up and didn't let me post here for like a week


 No.1122332


 No.1122333

File: dfdcd70815c4c64⋯.jpeg (37.03 KB, 480x476, 120:119, 623C9C0A-EAB2-4D0C-9E37-E….jpeg)


 No.1122334

File: ccc7775f2eaa542⋯.mp4 (1.33 MB, 460x258, 230:129, eat shit.mp4)


 No.1122335

>>1122332

bitch ass


 No.1122336

>>1122334

Yeesh whats wrong with that girls nose


 No.1122337

are popsicles a code for, well, you know


 No.1122338

File: 88a431f10901c92⋯.png (13.43 KB, 80x80, 1:1, 4FF738C1-160A-4535-A8FF-92….png)


 No.1122339

File: b6adefdd056e685⋯.png (2.76 MB, 980x1515, 196:303, ClipboardImage.png)

mood


 No.1122340

>>1122335

sorry try again


 No.1122341

File: 2ea1e0073ef9565⋯.png (4.62 MB, 2000x2000, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

should I rethink who I'm donating to on patreon


 No.1122342

>>1122340

bitch ass idiot


 No.1122343

>>1122342

shut up shitto


 No.1122344

discord is down for me..


 No.1122345

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

SAKO

INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT VIDEO


 No.1122346

File: dece402714c7199⋯.png (229.38 KB, 475x355, 95:71, mr_krabs.png)


 No.1122347

>>1122341

>Futa amputee on girl amputee

the futa's a qt at least


 No.1122348

>>1122318

i mean, it's all in the HD collections....


 No.1122349

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1122350

>>1122348

only some of them

coded, 365/2 days, and the mobage isn't

games on the ps4 are 1, com, 2, bbs, ddd


 No.1122351

aren't


 No.1122352

epicphant


 No.1122353

File: 25e1cbd3fbac7aa⋯.png (608.55 KB, 900x2184, 75:182, ClipboardImage.png)

File: d232a2f5ecf3957⋯.png (67.93 KB, 870x836, 435:418, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1122354

>>1122353

i like dangerous pig because he reminds me of meself


 No.1122355

my bhole bloody


 No.1122356

HEEEEEELP


 No.1122357

here lies sako, died of butthurt


 No.1122358

hi


 No.1122359

>>1122358

fuck you


 No.1122360

hi


 No.1122361

hey niggaz


 No.1122362

im bleeding


 No.1122363

im everyone's favorite


 No.1122364

my bhole


 No.1122365

Hello, it's time for...!


 No.1122366

>>1122359

good morning, bud


 No.1122367

File: 5432aebd666d9b1⋯.png (1.54 MB, 1080x1815, 72:121, 20180212_002853.png)

ad is still up and the video attached to it has received 100 more views

epic


 No.1122368

File: 82a4a295028febc⋯.png (1003.79 KB, 1280x1073, 1280:1073, 62e00ea89eabca41834dbd7a5c….png)


 No.1122369

>>1122368

post-orgy image


 No.1122370

gal metal looks cool but it's just too expensive for me


 No.1122371


 No.1122372

"I want more people to know about the angel sucking a big cock story"

-wesley


 No.1122373

File: 98ee652a159526a⋯.png (248.21 KB, 540x304, 135:76, were you listening to me.png)


 No.1122374

File: a9e53cdbbbb0dfb⋯.png (1.36 MB, 1024x975, 1024:975, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1122375

File: 13ac383b625d824⋯.jpg (61.43 KB, 576x432, 4:3, mpv-shot0206.jpg)


 No.1122376

>>1122372

her name is bleeped out in the episode


 No.1122377

>>1122376

I'll post it in the comments >:)


 No.1122378

>>1122377

I'll delete it >:)


 No.1122379

more podcasts should feature me, I make them really good


 No.1122380

i'm great at podcasts too trust me


 No.1122381

>>1122378

you cant delete the truth


 No.1122382

*kingdom farts*


 No.1122383

nobody here is good at podcasts


 No.1122384

imagine hsg except its blasting through your headphones at different levels of quality with sound effects thrown in

thats what that podcast is


 No.1122385

Are laundromats real?


 No.1122386


 No.1122387


 No.1122388


 No.1122389

hello and welcome to episode 259 of the joey claire podcast where we talk about the ways we would harm joey

today's topic: immolation


 No.1122390

I've got a big heart


 No.1122391

ive got a big dick


 No.1122392

>>1122385

>>1122388

you can fill a one-room rental space with a lot of washing machines/dryers and charge people to use them. money is how.


 No.1122393

>>1122388

people without a washing machine use them


 No.1122394

not every apartment can support a washing machine

mine in new york cant have one


 No.1122395

File: 262027cadd5fd22⋯.png (511 B, 184x184, 1:1, 1412587757348.png)


 No.1122396

>>1122393

explain more


 No.1122397

laundromats are pretty cool because thats where all the old arcade machines went


 No.1122398

File: 2b454e8d31a5fa0⋯.png (770.14 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1122399

>>1122394

what is market price for an "economy studio" in new york?


 No.1122400

File: 05f99faf60f0513⋯.png (539.31 KB, 720x669, 240:223, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 97ecc12c04dd003⋯.png (1.12 MB, 1012x1090, 506:545, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1122401

>>1122399

it aint a studio or anythin

its just an old building


 No.1122402

>>1122401

no, I'm asking, what would a studio cost in new york to rent


 No.1122403

>>1122398

is that a laundromat


 No.1122404

>>1122402

oh

i dont know, ive never lived alone in new york


 No.1122405

???????????? the fuck?

if you complete a mission in mgsv by exiting the "hot zone" in a vehicle, that vehicle is automatically "equipped" for you for the next mission you go on


 No.1122406

>>1122404

Grant didn't you play DeSu? Is it any good?


 No.1122407

>>1122406

i had fun with devil survivor, its pretty good


 No.1122408

>>1122407

alright, cool


 No.1122409

>>1122406

I've still not beaten it, I deleted my save accidentally when I migrated to a different flashcard

I was on the last fight of the game, and the girl you're supposed to escort kept getting one-shotted by everything that can spawn because apparently I'm not good enough to keep it from happening


 No.1122410

Who runs the laundromats


 No.1122411

>>1122410

nobody knows


 No.1122412

>People complaining about world being hard and they try to say they're good because they beat some souls boss on the first try.

I don't know if this is false-flagging or if these people are truly that bad.


 No.1122413

>>1122411

TELL ME


 No.1122414

>>1122409

i dont remember that one specifically but my escort mission trick was thedemon that lets you swap spaces with an ally, or the move farther demons to body block

>>1122410

chinese


 No.1122415

>>1122414

the chinese running them would make a lot of sense

>>1122413

they just exist, nobody owns them


 No.1122416


 No.1122417

>>1122416

dont call me a fuckin idiot


 No.1122418

i will kidnap shitto


 No.1122419

if you could eat someone who would it be


 No.1122420

>>1122419

the richest person on earth


 No.1122421

<


 No.1122422

take it back


 No.1122423

>>1122418

uggguugghffff


 No.1122424

<HELLO


 No.1122425

i will reprogram shitto


 No.1122426

<THIS IS KARKAT NOW


 No.1122427

>>1122425

and what will new shitto be like


 No.1122428

<


 No.1122429

>>1122427

xie will be just like le me


 No.1122430

>>1122428

apparently the name field in mobile browsers has a VERY strict character limit


 No.1122431

Oh well


 No.1122432

text me on the revphone


 No.1122433

>just like le me

<AN IDIOT - KARKAT


 No.1122434

if karkat was real do you think he would be sex?


 No.1122435

File: 0ca6b02a21ff03e⋯.jpeg (32.51 KB, 460x215, 92:43, A3694528-E136-4868-A429-E….jpeg)

<le me


 No.1122436

Also gonna use Garnet for mobile flag


 No.1122437

>>1122436

das epic


 No.1122438

if i had a vagina (lol!) rev would respond to every single one of my posts


 No.1122439

open up your mouth! here comes the fucking train!


 No.1122440

File: 4678a87a27ea9e6⋯.jpeg (36.6 KB, 338x401, 338:401, E05266B1-F759-4005-98A4-0….jpeg)


 No.1122441

File: e5ffcfbab10284d⋯.jpg (55.18 KB, 421x960, 421:960, 12143123_417618325096430_1….jpg)


 No.1122442

File: 2348145ea6965d8⋯.jpeg (59.18 KB, 634x1137, 634:1137, 1A70EAFB-6DE5-472C-B630-F….jpeg)


 No.1122443

le me


 No.1122444

File: eaa8acc985b044a⋯.jpeg (351.52 KB, 844x1240, 211:310, 98A30ADB-E16B-4ADA-B221-C….jpeg)


 No.1122445

File: bafcab4c0bd3732⋯.gif (72.46 KB, 305x99, 305:99, ACFC3E70-1963-4C06-BD97-13….gif)


 No.1122446

File: c33cb39741ea99a⋯.jpeg (119.41 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, F31A890A-B540-4CE1-AEBD-A….jpeg)


 No.1122447

>>1122438

I wouldn't, actually


 No.1122448

>>1122447

oh, you would


 No.1122449

File: e38147349911cf2⋯.jpg (35.64 KB, 480x435, 32:29, 21557465_1286624011442308_….jpg)


 No.1122450

File: d79aee4cf26340e⋯.png (442.13 KB, 1010x1010, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1122451

shtw


 No.1122452

she shmork'd me


 No.1122453

everyday i'm tacoing


 No.1122454

>wind so hard it shakes the blinds

>sitting here with no shirt on an d window wide open

feels phenomenally good, man


 No.1122455

>you'll never fug in the cockpit of a giant robot


 No.1122456

>>1122455

>you'll never fug

you could have just stopped there


 No.1122457

>>1122456

maybe with that attitude


 No.1122458

>>1122455

that sounds awkward


 No.1122459

>mildly wet coughs keep me up during the day

>dry coughs keep me up at night

>get maybe 3-4 hours of sleep a day for the last week

am I dying or is this some immune system response that's keeping me from spinning a cocoon to metamorphise into an immortal demon


 No.1122460

>>1122458

i guess it'd depend on the giant robot we're looking at

like in g gundam, the cockpit has to be roomy because you're doing the motions of your gundam 1:1


 No.1122461

>>1122459

you have hobo sickness

its a rule that every "person of the street" has to have a disgusting wracking cough that they have until the day they die

to avoid being succumbing to the disease, you have to sit on public transportation or stand uncomfortably near people and just cough all fuckin day


 No.1122462

File: efc5c50d62c3ca1⋯.jpg (443.53 KB, 1051x1449, 1051:1449, 017.jpg)


 No.1122463

hi


 No.1122464

>>1122463

[in mr burns voice] ahoy hoy


 No.1122465

running low on funds i want to die


 No.1122466

need job


 No.1122467

>>1122465

get XLR as sugar daddy


 No.1122468

>>1122467

xlr told me he would rather see my die on the side of the street like a diseased dog than give me a dime


 No.1122469

>>1122468

thats uncharacteristically cold

what did u do to him


 No.1122470

>>1122468

なんですか?


 No.1122471

extremely online and incredibly horney


 No.1122472

>>1122471

time to fuck your lizard puss


 No.1122473

>>1122469

shut up


 No.1122474

File: 1a383a4f448479b⋯.jpg (77.91 KB, 1001x667, 1001:667, Ce-eLJAWwAA6uu1.jpg)


 No.1122475

>you will never be the pet of a wealthy programmer who feeds you hormones out of a pet dish while you live in a cage built into his bed


 No.1122476

File: 875f8fcb86822d0⋯.jpg (1.39 MB, 500x269, 500:269, asdf.jpg)


 No.1122477

reading kingdom hearts lore makes my brain hurt


 No.1122478

aye so

i got rice that i made for lunch but it was too late so i put it in the fridge

this beef that is, according to google translate "lean beef thigh cubes"

some carrots and greenbeans as far as veggies go

some seasonings, and soy sauce. olive/sunflower seed oil

we also got eggs

how do i make a good dinner from this

i was thinking like, fried rice basically. but ive done it like once or so before and i think i fucked it


 No.1122479

File: 952e1a6a4861ce3⋯.jpg (277.3 KB, 889x1280, 889:1280, tumblr_p3oqjqqqe81trtjgao2….jpg)

i hate what ive become


 No.1122480

>>1122479

dolls are cute dude


 No.1122481

File: aa84a14d8ca237a⋯.jpg (67.88 KB, 768x585, 256:195, 1518447805697.jpg)

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*overclocking scent detection module* *air intake fans set to high*...affirmative my dear....whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrr....sulfur content .26, above average...scanning....estimation of food precursor....whiiiiiiiiiiir...candidate chicken egg......whiiir....running monte carle simulation...affirmative...chicken egg confirmed with probability one-hundred percent....whiiiiiiir....scent detection module overloading .....whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir....detecting...additional component detected....running monte carlo simulation....smoothing....result is cheese from cow's milk.....moisture detected....whiiiiiiiiir...reward module activated...sample collected....whiiiiiiir.....attention....repeat gas release....release must be sufficient to meet minimum sensor threshold....BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF affirmative....moisture detected....beep beep...scanning sphincter area...reeee chik chik chik.....initiating.....initiating sample for mass spectography prior to second olefactory analysis simulation.......calculating..confirmed....spectography uploaded....estimating food precursor....applying Bayesian probability simulation...precursor result: curry....confirmed....please confirm....ok...


 No.1122482

>>1122480

no, they arent


 No.1122483

>>1122480

fumos are cuter


 No.1122484

>>1122474

"wow, cool fake slugs," i think before the cum lube enters my sight


 No.1122485

>>1122478

use the carrot as a nose and make a beef snowman


 No.1122486

File: 3a1acf9f3f5a3b0⋯.png (159.51 KB, 256x256, 1:1, download.png)


 No.1122487

>>1122478

why do you have to use google translate to read what your ingredients are?


 No.1122488

cum lube slug pistol


 No.1122489

i fucked my schedule up beyond belief and now i have to stay up as long as possible until its fixed


 No.1122490

File: 3493a42d723fff1⋯.png (14.34 KB, 574x115, 574:115, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1122487

and my learnin aint goin so fast


 No.1122491

>>1122478

one option is you could make a stew and have the rice on the side


 No.1122492

yeah make curry


 No.1122493

>>1122480

i mean yeah

but i feel like as a grown ass man(child) i shouldn't be spending absurd amounts of money on dressing up an anime doll


 No.1122494

>>1122491

i mean

i do have potatoes too

but idk i wanna do fried rice

stew i havent done before at all, which intimidates me a bit more

i been wanting to do stew a bit tho

i dont even know how youd reheat cooked rice to eat fine


 No.1122495

time to go shit out blood again


 No.1122496

>>1122494

you just add a little bit of water and microwave it to steam it back up. fried rice is probably a better idea


 No.1122497

take a sip everytime you're horny or hungry


 No.1122498

>>1122494

you can heat it up in a microwave if you put a lil water in it and cover it

there's probably a better way to do it with a pan or something, but that's the lazy way i always do it


 No.1122499

>>1122496

>>1122498

i mean

we aint got a microwave

we got a rice cooker though, which is how i opriginally made it

but yeah im feelin fried rice i just gotta like

figure it out, i guess

recipes online are all like, each step is wildly different from each source and it floods my mind too much and intimidates me


 No.1122500

>>1122499

1) fry the rice

2) fry some eggs with it

3) throw everything else in


 No.1122501

>>1122500

yeah but i mean like

theres stuff they tell you to do with the rice fryin

like, throw in clumps? cook in batches then throw it all back in? every instruction online is different which is the exact thing that fucks me up most

what oil do i use? what point do i add which seasonings?

you know? the pressure gets to me when im not just cookin for myself


 No.1122502

cause she gotta get to bed like, fairly early cause she wakes up pretty early

so if i fuck up dinner thats like

unepic


 No.1122503


 No.1122504

if i become a jew do i get to have a retroactive bar mitzvah


 No.1122505

File: 94cd731d7d1c328⋯.png (1.52 MB, 1200x675, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 679d27ee423ec24⋯.png (2.25 MB, 1200x870, 40:29, ClipboardImage.png)

https://twitter.com/kixki8539742/status/962860774224838656

>My wife made me a hunter's meal

how the fUCK do i get a wife like this


 No.1122506

>>1122504

yea but you also need to get circumcised


 No.1122507

>>1122505

is he married to the meowscular chef


 No.1122508

>>1122506

then i'm one step ahead!


 No.1122509

>>1122505

go to japan and hunt down an autistic qt that loves you and cooking


 No.1122510

there's a sunny mild autism gf out there for all of us

even ben


 No.1122511


 No.1122512

>>1122511

even

ben


 No.1122513

[in 17 year old voice] i am not a heterosexual


 No.1122514

i think i was 17 i don't remember

maybe 16


 No.1122515

File: a40c5bc611c5ef1⋯.png (860.27 KB, 566x815, 566:815, LYRIA.PNG)


 No.1122516

whats some good shit to put on my tablet to entertain myself


 No.1122517

>>1122516

rapidly flashing colors


 No.1122518

>>1122517

so, anime


 No.1122519

*kills everybody in HSG and starts a sunny mild autism gfs harem*


 No.1122520

>>1122519

the sunny mild autism gfs will want revenge


 No.1122521

>>1122516

slappy bird


 No.1122522

just watch shows and read shit on it


 No.1122523

>>1122522

i dont really got shows and to do that id have to like

torrent em on pc then transfer em over i aint got a netflix or nothin

i do read shit on it tho


 No.1122524

i feel like bathrooms symbolize something in curb your enthusiasm

like maybe they symbolize the transition point between good and bad. when things start to go right, larry goes to the bathroom and things start to fall apart afterward. and things falling apart, usually because of larry, is the theme of the show.

however, on the other hand, it's a sitcom and i'm being gay


 No.1122525

It's always sunny gf harem


 No.1122526

>>1122525

Frank-kun whipping out his magnum dong


 No.1122527

File: 9c0a7c997ea8d3f⋯.png (1.61 MB, 1048x1200, 131:150, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 8f6c0af61322ae6⋯.png (1.04 MB, 908x1200, 227:300, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1122528

hsg give me music to listen to while i work on my computer that has all my music on it


 No.1122529

File: 42c13f504f33dd8⋯.jpg (96.54 KB, 640x640, 1:1, IMG_1058.JPG)

listen to earth angel by the penguins


 No.1122530

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.1122532

>>1122529

>roxy's hands and calliope's everything

mmmhhhh


 No.1122533

>>1122531

stop linking people to here


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