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>Bow and bowgun controls on a digital input

This is ass





3x3 EYES has dolls with balljoints


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also Bubblegum Crisis is fucking great the music is top tier


honestly i can tell i'd like the bowgun if i didn't have to aim it with directional buttons with no pressure sensitivity



this also made underwater combat atrocious, which was the main new feature of 3


dungbombs were the key, finally killed the fucker



now wait for the quest where you have to fight 2 tempered at once


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damn i wanna play bully now



is it on PC?



so play it, dude

it's on PS2



its on sale on humble bundel right now





i havent heard that word since Phantos


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does anyone have some vintage phantos posts?



Seconding this


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i have other, more important games to play that i'm ignoring





how long until someone actually draws porn of calvin dressed up as raymoo



commission it, since you're so interested


i feel like i'm missing out on deepfake revolution because i don't know many celebrities


what should i jake off to before bed


I should get into Onion Coin

if it crashes you can just break it down into smaller parts and sell it off

it's got layers


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i ate so much today i feel actual pain


ah yes, the two genders

goth and rockabilly


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it's your turn


m. dude really rounds out the cast of whomp in a great way and it makes me sad he gets such little screen(?) time these days


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if you have time to shitpost, you have time to take your turn



this makes me really uncomfortable


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>when you hit the stationary level 3 charge just right


why does sponge have pics of these really destroyed assholes of semi-obscure characters



is this one of bush jr's seizure paintings?



i’m poasting from my phone i should take my turn within 3 (three) hours



what monster is that even?


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eraser head



It's the foot of a legi before it died.



epic head


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thats not AS bad. im dissapointed


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I kind of want to do theme loadouts in mgsv


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where's the ifunny logo


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why is there a sliver of a second ifunny logo peeking in from the bottom


>captain rainbow got translated relatively recently

cool i've always wanted to play it



whoops wrong general



control in general is for abohorrent people, don't play it


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you can't erase your azorius sins..........



*cryptic commands this post*


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*yells at you*


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joey claire?

more like, joey made-of-penises


more like "yo, eclaire!"


Hol' up I'll do one more


joey's game!



if it's not joey as an eclaire you should be banned


I think these joeys are too much for me doc



i hope leotard hoodies will become the next meme clothes


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tfw no dickgolem gf


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waking up and seeing these

starting from the stop and scrolling down




this is gonna be a good thread


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I'm 1/3 of the way to a golden overwatch weapon


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who knew doing drugs was such hard work



everybody who's ever done drugs


phd in cat ass scratching


I dont do drugs, I just smoke pot


why is sponge posting little girl asshole


aww shit rock yeah


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its your turn


do average people actually know all the kardashians by name or are my friends just terrible


Today is the anniversary of this wonderful movie



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unless she hides that mic in her asshole I expect this post to be gone when I get up


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should i join my friend's dnd game

i can be a potato knight



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i think straight up just playing charlotta would be fun

i think i can roleplay a good knight insecure about her height that is also overly formal




he also made the gnomes granblue/ff14 style potatoes specifically for me so i feel i should join the game


grinding magnas is so fucking boring


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Hitomi is fucking thirsty


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Minor surgery...




i think my ear infection is coming back



what if u actually had a brain infection



jesus this is a deep dive into the uncanny valley


an unepic trend: photos of girls where the skin has been airbrushed smooth and its really obvious


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sup knee grows



nm hbu



i hate this mother fucker theyve made 4 posts in the past 3 years



shut up shitto



enjoy your ban in bitch hell


rathian: dead

dick: out

i am forcibly removed from yukumo village



you cant kill the rathian


if you kill the monsters youre a bitch and im going to send peta after you


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>fake monster hunter

this means nothing



shut up shitto



don't insult me like that


wwe should roleplay


when does p3rd get hard





it doesn't, the game is shit



shut up shitto


monster hunter has always been notoriously bad and westerners are just hyping it up


now that i think about it there has never been a good videogame


my only exposure to monhun is the bonus missions in peace walker


my only exposure to piss is the bonus missions in hell fucker


HellFuck™: Fuck your Hell


What is your record of Big Macs?


go away shitto



three and i felt like shit after that


big macs arent very good tbh



Have you tried more?


Have you?



I haven't tried more than two



yeah ive tried to do five


the new $1 mac jr isnt too bad actually


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I've never had a big mac



why not



excellent use of penises


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theyre okay

they make me feel like shit after though, and i hate the feeling i get in my throat after i eat burgers and other meats



I don't really eat fast food

On the extremely rare occasions I go to mcdonalds I either get a breakfast sandwich or a chicken sandwich


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understandable, chicken sandwiches are the best thing you can get there imo


breakfast food at mcdonald's is 10x more shitty than their normal shitty food

i hate it so much and i don't understand how it has established itself as a lesser evil

it's not even edible imo, it's basically poison



me too



I like their hashbrowns a lot


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I just go to burger king instead


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hashbrowns good


it would be cool if they served lunch foods at 7 am instead of offering their awful breakfast items


i did this but only because it was slightly better than going to mcdonalds in the morning



it's also more expensive here than their regular trash

no cheap mcdubs so what's the point


the hashbrowns are so incredibly greasy



just degrease them


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That's why they taste so good


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shitto....... please........................



those are private


delete that now



after eating mcdonalds all the time in highschool i can barely stomach fast food anymore

i always immediately regret it and get sick


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Time to leave my weeb-cave and do boring stuff in the real world


can anyone confirm that taco bell does in fact give you explosive unmanageable diarrhea because everytime its mentioned people always talk about how it destroys their stomach but never in my life have i eaten something from there and been debilitated. i theorize its one person who is paid by Big Chipotle to corner the market


to the weebmobile!



pretty sure thats a meme


how close are we to a future where the word "joke" is completely absent from language and its replaced with meme



it's just an easy sitcom joke i think

the only fast food that consistently fucks me up is actually mcdonalds

and it doesn't even give me the shits, it just makes my stomach cramp up




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>bomyshr vinr

>kppom mpe

what did he mean by this?


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im so booooooored


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>super retards that apparently cannot even use a dictionary doing a fan translation of a thing i care a lot about


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Perfect Opportunity To Worship The Ruinous Pleasures Of Kanaya






is that implication about me? i purchased and played both games in japanese


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oh fuck yes


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it literally describes the octopus one as "captivatingly curvaceous"


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It Is No Lie


tbh they should just let the artists for Splatoon and ARMS just make a lewd ass game since they obviously want to so bad


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they're just being blatant at this point



don't act like you don't know what i'm talking about


ah fuck the new super sentai already started airing

how fucking behind am i on the old thing



answer: twenty episodes

how did this happen


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Describe To Me The Body Of Your Ideal Life Partner



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memetarded in all the right places



shaped like a friend


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big............. and green.............


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Maryam Family Resemblance




wait a second is piccolo related to kanaya



big ass and titties



Her left hand: gone


temptation to get vr chat and become a cute girl but i don't care to be around all the other faggots playing it



we could be vr girlfriends


Virtual Reality Kanaya Cult



i'd join



a little shorter than me with a flat chest

also i guess an average body type


where do i get an eri model for use in vr chat


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Only Kanaya








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formerly chuck's


Become Kanaya

Make Others Into Kanaya



If you Erichat pls post screenshots or stream it


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Is It Rape If The Victim Is Unwilling At First But Gets Into The Spirit Of Things Halfway There



kanaya what did you do



I'd be to embarassed to try to do a vocal impression, i think




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My Gifts Are Many


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ideal life partner



No need for vocal impression


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she kills cockroaches. let's see your ideal life partner do that.


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Eternal Bliss Awaits In Kanaya


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she isn't a child, just a 6 inch tall robot


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Worship Kanaya



there aint roaches around here really

but shed flush em down the shitter she said


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Everyone Loves Kanaya


One night I dreamed a dream.

As I was walking along the beach with Eridan.

Across the dark sky flashed panels of Homestuck.

For each panel, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand,

One belonging to me and one to the Prince.

After Act 7 flashed before me,

I looked back at the footprints in the sand.

I noticed that at many times along the path of the hiatus,

especially at the very lowest and saddest times of Act 6,

there was only one set of footprints.

This really troubled me, so I asked the Prince about it.

"Eri, you said once I decided to follow you,

You'd wwalk with me all the way.

But I noticed that during the worst and most troublesome times of Homestuck,

there was only one set of footprints.

I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me."

He whispered, "my precious grub i lovve you and will never leavve you

nevver evver durin your trials and testin

wwhen you saww only one set of footprints

it wwas then that i carried you"




son of a fucking BITCH, shitpost ruined




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From Desert Plains I Bring You Love




don't rub salt into the wounds



how else am i supposed to get the meat tender and flavorful


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have you appreciated sister rosetta tharpe lately

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The Things I Will Do To You Will Make Everything Else Seem Tame And Boring In Comparison

You Will Only Crave More And More






i doubt this


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>The Things I Will Do To You Will Make Everything Else Seem Tame And Boring In Comparison

>You Will Only Crave More And More


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no!!!! dont ruin it!!!



it sure as fuck is

make a suit with both legi set bonuses for an attempt to get the gem




these dont work, die




are you doing the whole fight every time?

also what is a magna?


what's the niggy know status






Shit anime, shit mech...

Like pottery........


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the moment I saw this woman I was completely overcome with the feeling that she was, at that very moment, somehow divorcing me


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deepest foreshadowing thank you toriyama


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man I hate captcha v2


want launch gf (blonde mode)


but need launch gf (blue mode)


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hey excuse me but what the fuck






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curb your enthusiasm has sprouted a tiny hooked nose on my crusty heart

i want to be a jew


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suicide when?


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hopefully never, they went to some event recently


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Or you'll make Earth Chan cry



Who the fuck keeps paying for these



yeah i wonder who it could be prolly just some rando haha would be a waste of time to look into it





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where the fuck did i put my drawing tablet








nice try, update fairy


deep in my heart, i have this inexplicable, primal knowledge that the ifunny poster will be the man who will kill me


*wwalks into large intestine*

ill take it


Jade selling real estate in her colon


evil jade keeping earth in her colon


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too pure for hsg


need chichi before she became a gigantic bitch wife


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>/agatha/ - Agatha Discussion and Shitposting★

Unsolicited opinions on Agatha


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Agatha is an old lady name


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i feel like my dog would be much happier with another dog to play with, but i really do not want a second dog



if you have time to shitpost you have time to take ur turn


dragon ball goku: being a god sounds lame and boring i'm gonna go fuck my wife now bye guys

dragon ball super goku: i am now a super double mega god i don't know what family is because it isn't strong enough



as if goku ever gave a shit about staying at home with his family



hasn't goku always been a shit dad


I'm finishing up dbz (v slowly) so I can watch super

But at the same time I'm like oh man I don't know how I'm gonna like all this double god plus mode fresh hell


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What about shaggy ultra instinct?




i mean he cared enough at the end of dragon ball to actually marry chichi



marrying doesn't require any effort



i still don't get why they rank el hermano so high



isn't he the last enemy

or like, one of the last enemies in super


jiren is just a shitty toguro



i wish that were the case, i honestly truly do.



the filler has him go on a big quest to prepare for their wedding.

also there is literally no reason why he couldn't have said "nah that sounds lame no thanks" 'cus he had the balls to turn down being God the same way



i did take my turn!


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this is your final boss for the season


>muh yyh



he made a promise to her didn't he



Can someone explain why Jiren is stronger than Toppo even though Toppo is his superior and a god of destruction? I have not been watching.


he made the promise but he didn't know what it meant. he could have just gone "lol i didn't know sorry lady"



because being a god of destruction doesn't really make you stronger than other people by default apparently



because he trained REALLY HARD 11!1!!


Some furry found the dragonballs and wished for beast people and also for no one to ever comment on it or seen like it was weird

That's the only thing I can pull out of my ass as to why earth has a peaceful existence with like dozens of species...but also like some of those species are sentient and some aren't

Like how there were wild wolves and bears in dragonball but we've also seen sentient, clothes versions of that same species





the animal people barely appear after dragon ball for some reason


are there animal people in DBZ (except for the president of the world)?



I'm watching the world tourney before babidi arc and there's still quite a few of them in the stands

But yeah they do never ever do anything but show up in backgrounds and reaction shots



but then why didn't jiren become the god of destruction if he's stronger?



I guess he doesn't really care about being god of destruction?

I don't get why toppo would want to become one either given his obsession with justice, destroying planets full of people seems pretty extreme for a hero type


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> destroying planets full of people seems pretty extreme for a hero type

seems pretty normal for an extremist "lawful" hero kind of thing


whats for lunch

chicken salad club from my favorite diner


the parts I like the most in the tournament of power are the ones where frieza is getting his shit kicked in


Videl Satan

voted tsundere waifu of 1993


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Freeza is the best DB opponent by far

The fact that he's in Super highlights how boring Jiren is



well yeah, I think everyone is in agreement about that

probably even toriyama agrees seeing as freeza refuses to fuckin stay outta the story


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>when you play an old game that you thought you liked and realize it's shit


would you make out with frieza

like, no strings attached



heck off


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doesn't have lips

it's a no for me


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shouldn't count


hey did anyone screenshot that post a while back that said something like "this place is gonna fill up with posts saying 'hey take your turn'"

i was just thinking about it


why not? it's still frieza



one of frieza's notable features are his black lips though


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he has lips in all forms dumbass




thank you


ah i fucked up





so answer the question

would you make out with frieza



yeah shure why not



no im just doing one hit and leaving since i cant do any damage yet

magna = omega


>join a streamer's discord a bit after i found them

>theres an lgbt server

>this guy says he thinks the idea of communities are bad because it makes "everyone seem different"



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spongelord's thick girlcock drooling lady liquid into rev's hairy manhole


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consider destroying your computer and never saying anything ever again




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>Dax in a low cut dress that shows her spots

Oh fuuuuuuck


i wanna be chichi's husband and not be as shit as goku so she never goes into super ultra bitch mode


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do you ever think about being blind and never having to flip a light switch and just living in the dark forever


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i fell down the stairs and now my ass hurts and my stomach is upset :(



but then i couldn't see any tiddies or dicks




sako's uncle claims another victim


hi everyone!

i don't know if i'm covered under the nlra because my role has a supervisory component but i want good shit for my fellow employees like heathcare that deosn't require filling out tons of forms for claims, or even a fuckin 401(k) match


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ok but shut up


when i got off the toilet i looked in and the water was just completely red

i think im going to die


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things I bought today

a new phone

xenoblade chronicles x

wonderful 101

a club penguin strategy guide



>a club penguin strategy guide



if it's fresh blood you're probably fine but go somewhere anyway




isn't club penguin dead?



>a club penguin strategy guide



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It was a dollar



but I don't want them to stick something up my fat hairy ass

it'll go away like last time




get someone to check it out

you stupid fuck


oh no now everyone knows I have tushy trouble

damn phone



that's true if you, llike, wipe and see a little fresh blood

if his toilet bowl was filled with blood, fresh or no, something is horribly wrong


i hope sako dies


I hope death takes me quickly



yeah clearly something is horribly wrong, he needs help, asap

he's fine as in "probably not currently dying"


the pose-able lifesize anime puppets were the last straw

sako's body is rejecting him


isn't your mom a nurse or something?

why not ask her?


hey sako if you die can I take your anime shit



sure you're alright


she's not a nurse, and im not at home



was it like bright red fresh? or did it look like slightly old, dark maroon?



it was bright red but there was a lot of blood and some looked dark because of how much there was in the water


maybe i should just poop more often and this wont happen


Probably an anal fissure

You have a lil cut/rip In your browneye boyo

They'll give ya some prep h and stool softeners and that's all they can really do

It just heals naturally


makin chili



good for you, scott


Everyone's got their thing! Maybe it's a break-up. A death. An accident. Whatever it is, you used to be one thing. Now, you're something else. We all have our own problems. Our own issues. Our own demons!


I kind of want to do a bunch of missions with only revolvers



doing a non-lethal playthrough of mgsv made me feel like i was missing out on a good 40% of the game. Doing lots of the same strategies over and over again, using the same exact guns over and over again...


Don't you people know when to give up?



wwhere do you think wwe are



yeah non-lethal is pretty monotonous, but sometimes you gotta just go full-lethal


im playing fallout and this game is old as ballzzzz



the original? yeah it is

if you wanna go loot The Glow, you might want to grab five or six each of rad-x and rad away

they'll last a good while, but it never hurts to be prpared


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I don't have a thing


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my only demons are semen demons


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my demons are that i have an insatiable lust for 3000 year old rabbit ass


>no cumin

i know i had some wtf it's just gone

who the shit steals a man's cumin

this isn't chili this is just shitty stew


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don't lust after little girls



i clearly posted a grown women with big honkers


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bunny jugs




big bunny baps


it's still sponge's turn


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fat titty tewi looks weird to me



sponge is gonna move on day three


*deletes everyone's anime girl pictures and effectively kills most of hsg*


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i just like brown hair and rabbit ears


XLR you're up


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I have an illness



how can he breathe

there's no breathable air in a butt





>puts a t-copter on a city and unloads my infantry next to it

uh it's called asset denial sweetey :)


What's the most annoying thing I could possibly do in a public setting?



im sure you've done it already with that face of yours



You mean this face



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Black Panther is the grown up marvel movie we've been waiting for.



you will pay for this in time


Justice for Mordred


Sion go

Get raped sponge



revs turn



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are you gonna buy the homestuck manga hsg



cause I kinda just want to send my recon dude around and see what the fuck is going on in the game

remember i've never played advance wars before this



i probably would yeah



if it makes you feel better i wasted my entire turn just seeing what switching COs did



what does it do?

not that it applies to me, I picked Kindle for both




makes me waste my entire turn without getting to move anyone

i think i get sturms bonuses now which are pretty nice



you already got people in your game



These are the wikis for those people who apparently don't know how to play


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your turn



tomoko isn't loli...


Use your CO power BEFORE you move your units

Change your COs AFTER you move your units because it ends your turn

TAG before you move your units


>friend shows up in my guild hall because we gave each other our cards

>you recieved dung



Boigahs go


mmiwwwky jeo


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the only good thing about retcon part was john appearing right before vriska gets killed and everyone being very confused about it


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fucked this soup up brah

how do you fuck up soup


John using his retcon powers to impregnate every girl in the conic


I'm gonna try to S-rank a couple missions then I'm gonna start playing real Advance Wars



Well not *every* girl. You can't get trolls pregnant!




can't sounds like a challenge to me



But I thought John wasn't the breedslut.



wasn't is the important word



What switch flipped him


>the character in this show literally trained in a hyperbolic time chamber and came out kickin ass



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can't rightfully make dad jokes if you aren't a dad



Yes you can. He can just adopt.



that's the easy way out



It's what his dad did.



how would you make your adopted dad prouder, by following in his steps exactly, or by surpassing him?



He already made millions on inbred babies.



Money is nothing without family



That was meant to be "of".

John's not hurting for money being a godking and all.


play monhun with me



which one


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big mouth


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if you jerk your cock to anime, you're a pedophile, unless you're spongelord, because he has a girl cock and girls can't be pedophiles




also if you've ever watched anime you're a pedo too



shut up



kill yourself shitto


*clones shitto*




back off of shitto-sama

he's......... my friend?



begone moody


stop giving shitto attention


ultra instinct moody fighting off wonks clone army while shitto watches behind him


ultra instinct shenron taking the dragon balls with him when the wish is done because he's tired of reviving krillin


he shutted up






most characters get stronger after a timeskip, but post-timeskip moody permanently lost his powered up Home Inhabitant form



you fool, now he's training with a chinese drunk hobo kungfu master to get stronger


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>go to bed at 11 PM and i wake up at 11 AM

>go to bed at 10 PM and i wake up at 5 AM

something aint right here



shut up


Kingdom Hearts is poop



unblock me on discord, boo boo


i know now, without a doubt........

kingdom farts is poooooooooooooop!


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>Toxic Masc ☣️ Retweeted


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this is pretty good improv singing


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Clover fucked up and didn't let me post here for like a week



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bitch ass



Yeesh whats wrong with that girls nose


are popsicles a code for, well, you know


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sorry try again


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should I rethink who I'm donating to on patreon



bitch ass idiot



shut up shitto


discord is down for me..


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>Futa amputee on girl amputee

the futa's a qt at least



i mean, it's all in the HD collections....


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only some of them

coded, 365/2 days, and the mobage isn't

games on the ps4 are 1, com, 2, bbs, ddd






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i like dangerous pig because he reminds me of meself


my bhole bloody




here lies sako, died of butthurt





fuck you




hey niggaz


im bleeding


im everyone's favorite


my bhole


Hello, it's time for...!



good morning, bud


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ad is still up and the video attached to it has received 100 more views



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post-orgy image


gal metal looks cool but it's just too expensive for me



"I want more people to know about the angel sucking a big cock story"



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her name is bleeped out in the episode



I'll post it in the comments >:)



I'll delete it >:)


more podcasts should feature me, I make them really good


i'm great at podcasts too trust me



you cant delete the truth


*kingdom farts*


nobody here is good at podcasts


imagine hsg except its blasting through your headphones at different levels of quality with sound effects thrown in

thats what that podcast is


Are laundromats real?





hello and welcome to episode 259 of the joey claire podcast where we talk about the ways we would harm joey

today's topic: immolation


I've got a big heart


ive got a big dick




you can fill a one-room rental space with a lot of washing machines/dryers and charge people to use them. money is how.



people without a washing machine use them


not every apartment can support a washing machine

mine in new york cant have one


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explain more


laundromats are pretty cool because thats where all the old arcade machines went


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what is market price for an "economy studio" in new york?


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it aint a studio or anythin

its just an old building



no, I'm asking, what would a studio cost in new york to rent



is that a laundromat




i dont know, ive never lived alone in new york


???????????? the fuck?

if you complete a mission in mgsv by exiting the "hot zone" in a vehicle, that vehicle is automatically "equipped" for you for the next mission you go on



Grant didn't you play DeSu? Is it any good?



i had fun with devil survivor, its pretty good



alright, cool



I've still not beaten it, I deleted my save accidentally when I migrated to a different flashcard

I was on the last fight of the game, and the girl you're supposed to escort kept getting one-shotted by everything that can spawn because apparently I'm not good enough to keep it from happening


Who runs the laundromats



nobody knows


>People complaining about world being hard and they try to say they're good because they beat some souls boss on the first try.

I don't know if this is false-flagging or if these people are truly that bad.






i dont remember that one specifically but my escort mission trick was thedemon that lets you swap spaces with an ally, or the move farther demons to body block





the chinese running them would make a lot of sense


they just exist, nobody owns them




dont call me a fuckin idiot


i will kidnap shitto


if you could eat someone who would it be



the richest person on earth




take it back







i will reprogram shitto





and what will new shitto be like





xie will be just like le me



apparently the name field in mobile browsers has a VERY strict character limit


Oh well


text me on the revphone


>just like le me



if karkat was real do you think he would be sex?


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<le me


Also gonna use Garnet for mobile flag



das epic


if i had a vagina (lol!) rev would respond to every single one of my posts


open up your mouth! here comes the fucking train!


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le me


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I wouldn't, actually



oh, you would


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she shmork'd me


everyday i'm tacoing


>wind so hard it shakes the blinds

>sitting here with no shirt on an d window wide open

feels phenomenally good, man


>you'll never fug in the cockpit of a giant robot



>you'll never fug

you could have just stopped there



maybe with that attitude



that sounds awkward


>mildly wet coughs keep me up during the day

>dry coughs keep me up at night

>get maybe 3-4 hours of sleep a day for the last week

am I dying or is this some immune system response that's keeping me from spinning a cocoon to metamorphise into an immortal demon



i guess it'd depend on the giant robot we're looking at

like in g gundam, the cockpit has to be roomy because you're doing the motions of your gundam 1:1



you have hobo sickness

its a rule that every "person of the street" has to have a disgusting wracking cough that they have until the day they die

to avoid being succumbing to the disease, you have to sit on public transportation or stand uncomfortably near people and just cough all fuckin day


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[in mr burns voice] ahoy hoy


running low on funds i want to die


need job



get XLR as sugar daddy



xlr told me he would rather see my die on the side of the street like a diseased dog than give me a dime



thats uncharacteristically cold

what did u do to him





extremely online and incredibly horney



time to fuck your lizard puss



shut up


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>you will never be the pet of a wealthy programmer who feeds you hormones out of a pet dish while you live in a cage built into his bed


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reading kingdom hearts lore makes my brain hurt


aye so

i got rice that i made for lunch but it was too late so i put it in the fridge

this beef that is, according to google translate "lean beef thigh cubes"

some carrots and greenbeans as far as veggies go

some seasonings, and soy sauce. olive/sunflower seed oil

we also got eggs

how do i make a good dinner from this

i was thinking like, fried rice basically. but ive done it like once or so before and i think i fucked it


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i hate what ive become



dolls are cute dude


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BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*overclocking scent detection module* *air intake fans set to high*...affirmative my dear....whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrr....sulfur content .26, above average...scanning....estimation of food precursor....whiiiiiiiiiiir...candidate chicken egg......whiiir....running monte carle simulation...affirmative...chicken egg confirmed with probability one-hundred percent....whiiiiiiir....scent detection module overloading .....whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir....detecting...additional component detected....running monte carlo simulation....smoothing....result is cheese from cow's milk.....moisture detected....whiiiiiiiiir...reward module activated...sample collected....whiiiiiiir.....attention....repeat gas release....release must be sufficient to meet minimum sensor threshold....BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF affirmative....moisture detected....beep beep...scanning sphincter area...reeee chik chik chik.....initiating.....initiating sample for mass spectography prior to second olefactory analysis simulation.......calculating..confirmed....spectography uploaded....estimating food precursor....applying Bayesian probability simulation...precursor result: curry....confirmed....please confirm....ok...



no, they arent



fumos are cuter



"wow, cool fake slugs," i think before the cum lube enters my sight



use the carrot as a nose and make a beef snowman


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why do you have to use google translate to read what your ingredients are?


cum lube slug pistol


i fucked my schedule up beyond belief and now i have to stay up as long as possible until its fixed


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and my learnin aint goin so fast



one option is you could make a stew and have the rice on the side


yeah make curry



i mean yeah

but i feel like as a grown ass man(child) i shouldn't be spending absurd amounts of money on dressing up an anime doll



i mean

i do have potatoes too

but idk i wanna do fried rice

stew i havent done before at all, which intimidates me a bit more

i been wanting to do stew a bit tho

i dont even know how youd reheat cooked rice to eat fine


time to go shit out blood again



you just add a little bit of water and microwave it to steam it back up. fried rice is probably a better idea


take a sip everytime you're horny or hungry



you can heat it up in a microwave if you put a lil water in it and cover it

there's probably a better way to do it with a pan or something, but that's the lazy way i always do it




i mean

we aint got a microwave

we got a rice cooker though, which is how i opriginally made it

but yeah im feelin fried rice i just gotta like

figure it out, i guess

recipes online are all like, each step is wildly different from each source and it floods my mind too much and intimidates me



1) fry the rice

2) fry some eggs with it

3) throw everything else in



yeah but i mean like

theres stuff they tell you to do with the rice fryin

like, throw in clumps? cook in batches then throw it all back in? every instruction online is different which is the exact thing that fucks me up most

what oil do i use? what point do i add which seasonings?

you know? the pressure gets to me when im not just cookin for myself


cause she gotta get to bed like, fairly early cause she wakes up pretty early

so if i fuck up dinner thats like




if i become a jew do i get to have a retroactive bar mitzvah


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>My wife made me a hunter's meal

how the fUCK do i get a wife like this



yea but you also need to get circumcised



is he married to the meowscular chef



then i'm one step ahead!



go to japan and hunt down an autistic qt that loves you and cooking


there's a sunny mild autism gf out there for all of us

even ben







[in 17 year old voice] i am not a heterosexual


i think i was 17 i don't remember

maybe 16


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whats some good shit to put on my tablet to entertain myself



rapidly flashing colors



so, anime


*kills everybody in HSG and starts a sunny mild autism gfs harem*



the sunny mild autism gfs will want revenge



slappy bird


just watch shows and read shit on it



i dont really got shows and to do that id have to like

torrent em on pc then transfer em over i aint got a netflix or nothin

i do read shit on it tho


i feel like bathrooms symbolize something in curb your enthusiasm

like maybe they symbolize the transition point between good and bad. when things start to go right, larry goes to the bathroom and things start to fall apart afterward. and things falling apart, usually because of larry, is the theme of the show.

however, on the other hand, it's a sitcom and i'm being gay


It's always sunny gf harem



Frank-kun whipping out his magnum dong


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hsg give me music to listen to while i work on my computer that has all my music on it


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listen to earth angel by the penguins


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>roxy's hands and calliope's everything




stop linking people to here



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