>Bow and bowgun controls on a digital input
This is ass
3x3 EYES has dolls with balljoints
also Bubblegum Crisis is fucking great the music is top tier
honestly i can tell i'd like the bowgun if i didn't have to aim it with directional buttons with no pressure sensitivity
this also made underwater combat atrocious, which was the main new feature of 3
dungbombs were the key, finally killed the fucker
now wait for the quest where you have to fight 2 tempered at once
damn i wanna play bully now
so play it, dude
it's on PS2
its on sale on humble bundel right now
i havent heard that word since Phantos
does anyone have some vintage phantos posts?
i have other, more important games to play that i'm ignoring
how long until someone actually draws porn of calvin dressed up as raymoo
commission it, since you're so interested
i feel like i'm missing out on deepfake revolution because i don't know many celebrities
what should i jake off to before bed
I should get into Onion Coin
if it crashes you can just break it down into smaller parts and sell it off
it's got layers
i ate so much today i feel actual pain
ah yes, the two genders
goth and rockabilly
m. dude really rounds out the cast of whomp in a great way and it makes me sad he gets such little screen(?) time these days
if you have time to shitpost, you have time to take your turn
this makes me really uncomfortable
>when you hit the stationary level 3 charge just right
why does sponge have pics of these really destroyed assholes of semi-obscure characters
is this one of bush jr's seizure paintings?
i’m poasting from my phone i should take my turn within 3 (three) hours
what monster is that even?
It's the foot of a legi before it died.
thats not AS bad. im dissapointed
I kind of want to do theme loadouts in mgsv
where's the ifunny logo
why is there a sliver of a second ifunny logo peeking in from the bottom
>captain rainbow got translated relatively recently
cool i've always wanted to play it
control in general is for abohorrent people, don't play it
you can't erase your azorius sins..........
*cryptic commands this post*
more like, joey made-of-penises
if it's not joey as an eclaire you should be banned
I think these joeys are too much for me doc
i hope leotard hoodies will become the next meme clothes
waking up and seeing these
starting from the stop and scrolling down
this is gonna be a good thread
I'm 1/3 of the way to a golden overwatch weapon
who knew doing drugs was such hard work
everybody who's ever done drugs
phd in cat ass scratching
I dont do drugs, I just smoke pot
why is sponge posting little girl asshole
do average people actually know all the kardashians by name or are my friends just terrible
unless she hides that mic in her asshole I expect this post to be gone when I get up
should i join my friend's dnd game
i can be a potato knight
i think straight up just playing charlotta would be fun
i think i can roleplay a good knight insecure about her height that is also overly formal
he also made the gnomes granblue/ff14 style potatoes specifically for me so i feel i should join the game
grinding magnas is so fucking boring
Hitomi is fucking thirsty
i think my ear infection is coming back
what if u actually had a brain infection
jesus this is a deep dive into the uncanny valley
an unepic trend: photos of girls where the skin has been airbrushed smooth and its really obvious
i hate this mother fucker theyve made 4 posts in the past 3 years
enjoy your ban in bitch hell
i am forcibly removed from yukumo village
you cant kill the rathian
if you kill the monsters youre a bitch and im going to send peta after you
>fake monster hunter
this means nothing
don't insult me like that
it doesn't, the game is shit
monster hunter has always been notoriously bad and westerners are just hyping it up
now that i think about it there has never been a good videogame
my only exposure to monhun is the bonus missions in peace walker
my only exposure to piss is the bonus missions in hell fucker
HellFuck™: Fuck your Hell
What is your record of Big Macs?
three and i felt like shit after that
big macs arent very good tbh
Have you tried more?
I haven't tried more than two
yeah ive tried to do five
the new $1 mac jr isnt too bad actually
excellent use of penises
they make me feel like shit after though, and i hate the feeling i get in my throat after i eat burgers and other meats
I don't really eat fast food
On the extremely rare occasions I go to mcdonalds I either get a breakfast sandwich or a chicken sandwich
understandable, chicken sandwiches are the best thing you can get there imo
breakfast food at mcdonald's is 10x more shitty than their normal shitty food
i hate it so much and i don't understand how it has established itself as a lesser evil
it's not even edible imo, it's basically poison
I like their hashbrowns a lot
I just go to burger king instead
it would be cool if they served lunch foods at 7 am instead of offering their awful breakfast items
i did this but only because it was slightly better than going to mcdonalds in the morning
it's also more expensive here than their regular trash
no cheap mcdubs so what's the point
the hashbrowns are so incredibly greasy
just degrease them
That's why they taste so good
those are private
after eating mcdonalds all the time in highschool i can barely stomach fast food anymore
i always immediately regret it and get sick
Time to leave my weeb-cave and do boring stuff in the real world
can anyone confirm that taco bell does in fact give you explosive unmanageable diarrhea because everytime its mentioned people always talk about how it destroys their stomach but never in my life have i eaten something from there and been debilitated. i theorize its one person who is paid by Big Chipotle to corner the market
pretty sure thats a meme
how close are we to a future where the word "joke" is completely absent from language and its replaced with meme
it's just an easy sitcom joke i think
the only fast food that consistently fucks me up is actually mcdonalds
and it doesn't even give me the shits, it just makes my stomach cramp up
what did he mean by this?
>super retards that apparently cannot even use a dictionary doing a fan translation of a thing i care a lot about
Perfect Opportunity To Worship The Ruinous Pleasures Of Kanaya
is that implication about me? i purchased and played both games in japanese
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it literally describes the octopus one as "captivatingly curvaceous"
tbh they should just let the artists for Splatoon and ARMS just make a lewd ass game since they obviously want to so bad
they're just being blatant at this point
don't act like you don't know what i'm talking about
ah fuck the new super sentai already started airing
how fucking behind am i on the old thing
answer: twenty episodes
how did this happen
Describe To Me The Body Of Your Ideal Life Partner
memetarded in all the right places
shaped like a friend
big............. and green.............
Maryam Family Resemblance
wait a second is piccolo related to kanaya
big ass and titties
Her left hand: gone
temptation to get vr chat and become a cute girl but i don't care to be around all the other faggots playing it
we could be vr girlfriends
Virtual Reality Kanaya Cult
a little shorter than me with a flat chest
also i guess an average body type
where do i get an eri model for use in vr chat
Make Others Into Kanaya
If you Erichat pls post screenshots or stream it
Is It Rape If The Victim Is Unwilling At First But Gets Into The Spirit Of Things Halfway There
kanaya what did you do
I'd be to embarassed to try to do a vocal impression, i think
No need for vocal impression
she kills cockroaches. let's see your ideal life partner do that.
Eternal Bliss Awaits In Kanaya
she isn't a child, just a 6 inch tall robot
there aint roaches around here really
but shed flush em down the shitter she said
One night I dreamed a dream.
As I was walking along the beach with Eridan.
Across the dark sky flashed panels of Homestuck.
For each panel, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand,
One belonging to me and one to the Prince.
After Act 7 flashed before me,
I looked back at the footprints in the sand.
I noticed that at many times along the path of the hiatus,
especially at the very lowest and saddest times of Act 6,
there was only one set of footprints.
This really troubled me, so I asked the Prince about it.
"Eri, you said once I decided to follow you,
You'd wwalk with me all the way.
But I noticed that during the worst and most troublesome times of Homestuck,
there was only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me."
He whispered, "my precious grub i lovve you and will never leavve you
nevver evver durin your trials and testin
wwhen you saww only one set of footprints
it wwas then that i carried you"
son of a fucking BITCH, shitpost ruined
From Desert Plains I Bring You Love
don't rub salt into the wounds
how else am i supposed to get the meat tender and flavorful
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have you appreciated sister rosetta tharpe lately
The Things I Will Do To You Will Make Everything Else Seem Tame And Boring In Comparison
You Will Only Crave More And More
>The Things I Will Do To You Will Make Everything Else Seem Tame And Boring In Comparison
>You Will Only Crave More And More
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thread theme 2, goes with >>1122069
no!!!! dont ruin it!!!
it sure as fuck is
make a suit with both legi set bonuses for an attempt to get the gem
these dont work, die
are you doing the whole fight every time?
also what is a magna?
what's the niggy know status
Shit anime, shit mech...
the moment I saw this woman I was completely overcome with the feeling that she was, at that very moment, somehow divorcing me
deepest foreshadowing thank you toriyama
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want launch gf (blonde mode)
but need launch gf (blue mode)
hey excuse me but what the fuck
curb your enthusiasm has sprouted a tiny hooked nose on my crusty heart
i want to be a jew
hopefully never, they went to some event recently
Or you'll make Earth Chan cry
Who the fuck keeps paying for these
yeah i wonder who it could be prolly just some rando haha would be a waste of time to look into it
where the fuck did i put my drawing tablet
H4V3 YOU LOOK3D 1N H3R3?
nice try, update fairy
deep in my heart, i have this inexplicable, primal knowledge that the ifunny poster will be the man who will kill me
*wwalks into large intestine*
ill take it
Jade selling real estate in her colon
evil jade keeping earth in her colon
need chichi before she became a gigantic bitch wife
>/agatha/ - Agatha Discussion and Shitposting★
Unsolicited opinions on Agatha
Agatha is an old lady name
i feel like my dog would be much happier with another dog to play with, but i really do not want a second dog
if you have time to shitpost you have time to take ur turn
dragon ball goku: being a god sounds lame and boring i'm gonna go fuck my wife now bye guys
dragon ball super goku: i am now a super double mega god i don't know what family is because it isn't strong enough
as if goku ever gave a shit about staying at home with his family
hasn't goku always been a shit dad
I'm finishing up dbz (v slowly) so I can watch super
But at the same time I'm like oh man I don't know how I'm gonna like all this double god plus mode fresh hell
What about shaggy ultra instinct?
i mean he cared enough at the end of dragon ball to actually marry chichi
marrying doesn't require any effort
i still don't get why they rank el hermano so high
isn't he the last enemy
or like, one of the last enemies in super
jiren is just a shitty toguro
i wish that were the case, i honestly truly do.
the filler has him go on a big quest to prepare for their wedding.
also there is literally no reason why he couldn't have said "nah that sounds lame no thanks" 'cus he had the balls to turn down being God the same way
i did take my turn!
this is your final boss for the season
he made a promise to her didn't he
Can someone explain why Jiren is stronger than Toppo even though Toppo is his superior and a god of destruction? I have not been watching.
he made the promise but he didn't know what it meant. he could have just gone "lol i didn't know sorry lady"
because being a god of destruction doesn't really make you stronger than other people by default apparently
because he trained REALLY HARD 11!1!!
Some furry found the dragonballs and wished for beast people and also for no one to ever comment on it or seen like it was weird
That's the only thing I can pull out of my ass as to why earth has a peaceful existence with like dozens of species...but also like some of those species are sentient and some aren't
Like how there were wild wolves and bears in dragonball but we've also seen sentient, clothes versions of that same species
the animal people barely appear after dragon ball for some reason
are there animal people in DBZ (except for the president of the world)?
I'm watching the world tourney before babidi arc and there's still quite a few of them in the stands
But yeah they do never ever do anything but show up in backgrounds and reaction shots
but then why didn't jiren become the god of destruction if he's stronger?
I guess he doesn't really care about being god of destruction?
I don't get why toppo would want to become one either given his obsession with justice, destroying planets full of people seems pretty extreme for a hero type
> destroying planets full of people seems pretty extreme for a hero type
seems pretty normal for an extremist "lawful" hero kind of thing
whats for lunch
chicken salad club from my favorite diner
the parts I like the most in the tournament of power are the ones where frieza is getting his shit kicked in
voted tsundere waifu of 1993
Freeza is the best DB opponent by far
The fact that he's in Super highlights how boring Jiren is
well yeah, I think everyone is in agreement about that
probably even toriyama agrees seeing as freeza refuses to fuckin stay outta the story
>when you play an old game that you thought you liked and realize it's shit
would you make out with frieza
like, no strings attached
doesn't have lips
it's a no for me
hey did anyone screenshot that post a while back that said something like "this place is gonna fill up with posts saying 'hey take your turn'"
i was just thinking about it
why not? it's still frieza
one of frieza's notable features are his black lips though
he has lips in all forms dumbass
so answer the question
would you make out with frieza
yeah shure why not
no im just doing one hit and leaving since i cant do any damage yet
magna = omega
>join a streamer's discord a bit after i found them
>theres an lgbt server
>this guy says he thinks the idea of communities are bad because it makes "everyone seem different"
spongelord's thick girlcock drooling lady liquid into rev's hairy manhole
consider destroying your computer and never saying anything ever again
>Dax in a low cut dress that shows her spots
i wanna be chichi's husband and not be as shit as goku so she never goes into super ultra bitch mode
do you ever think about being blind and never having to flip a light switch and just living in the dark forever
i fell down the stairs and now my ass hurts and my stomach is upset :(
but then i couldn't see any tiddies or dicks
sako's uncle claims another victim
i don't know if i'm covered under the nlra because my role has a supervisory component but i want good shit for my fellow employees like heathcare that deosn't require filling out tons of forms for claims, or even a fuckin 401(k) match
when i got off the toilet i looked in and the water was just completely red
i think im going to die
things I bought today
a new phone
xenoblade chronicles x
a club penguin strategy guide
>a club penguin strategy guide
if it's fresh blood you're probably fine but go somewhere anyway
isn't club penguin dead?
>a club penguin strategy guide
but I don't want them to stick something up my fat hairy ass
it'll go away like last time
get someone to check it out
you stupid fuck
oh no now everyone knows I have tushy trouble
that's true if you, llike, wipe and see a little fresh blood
if his toilet bowl was filled with blood, fresh or no, something is horribly wrong
I hope death takes me quickly
yeah clearly something is horribly wrong, he needs help, asap
he's fine as in "probably not currently dying"
the pose-able lifesize anime puppets were the last straw
sako's body is rejecting him
isn't your mom a nurse or something?
why not ask her?
hey sako if you die can I take your anime shit
sure you're alright
she's not a nurse, and im not at home
was it like bright red fresh? or did it look like slightly old, dark maroon?
it was bright red but there was a lot of blood and some looked dark because of how much there was in the water
maybe i should just poop more often and this wont happen
Probably an anal fissure
You have a lil cut/rip In your browneye boyo
They'll give ya some prep h and stool softeners and that's all they can really do
It just heals naturally
good for you, scott
Everyone's got their thing! Maybe it's a break-up. A death. An accident. Whatever it is, you used to be one thing. Now, you're something else. We all have our own problems. Our own issues. Our own demons!
I kind of want to do a bunch of missions with only revolvers
doing a non-lethal playthrough of mgsv made me feel like i was missing out on a good 40% of the game. Doing lots of the same strategies over and over again, using the same exact guns over and over again...
Don't you people know when to give up?
wwhere do you think wwe are
yeah non-lethal is pretty monotonous, but sometimes you gotta just go full-lethal
im playing fallout and this game is old as ballzzzz
the original? yeah it is
if you wanna go loot The Glow, you might want to grab five or six each of rad-x and rad away
they'll last a good while, but it never hurts to be prpared
I don't have a thing
my only demons are semen demons
my demons are that i have an insatiable lust for 3000 year old rabbit ass
i know i had some wtf it's just gone
who the shit steals a man's cumin
this isn't chili this is just shitty stew
don't lust after little girls
i clearly posted a grown women with big honkers
YOU HAD THE CHANCE
big bunny baps
fat titty tewi looks weird to me
sponge is gonna move on day three
*deletes everyone's anime girl pictures and effectively kills most of hsg*
i just like brown hair and rabbit ears
I have an illness
how can he breathe
there's no breathable air in a butt
>puts a t-copter on a city and unloads my infantry next to it
uh it's called asset denial sweetey :)
What's the most annoying thing I could possibly do in a public setting?
im sure you've done it already with that face of yours
You mean this face
Black Panther is the grown up marvel movie we've been waiting for.
you will pay for this in time
are you gonna buy the homestuck manga hsg
cause I kinda just want to send my recon dude around and see what the fuck is going on in the game
remember i've never played advance wars before this
i probably would yeah
if it makes you feel better i wasted my entire turn just seeing what switching COs did
what does it do?
not that it applies to me, I picked Kindle for both
makes me waste my entire turn without getting to move anyone
i think i get sturms bonuses now which are pretty nice
you already got people in your game
These are the wikis for those people who apparently don't know how to play
tomoko isn't loli...
Use your CO power BEFORE you move your units
Change your COs AFTER you move your units because it ends your turn
TAG before you move your units
>friend shows up in my guild hall because we gave each other our cards
>you recieved dung
the only good thing about retcon part was john appearing right before vriska gets killed and everyone being very confused about it
fucked this soup up brah
how do you fuck up soup
John using his retcon powers to impregnate every girl in the conic
I'm gonna try to S-rank a couple missions then I'm gonna start playing real Advance Wars
Well not *every* girl. You can't get trolls pregnant!
can't sounds like a challenge to me
But I thought John wasn't the breedslut.
wasn't is the important word
What switch flipped him
>the character in this show literally trained in a hyperbolic time chamber and came out kickin ass
can't rightfully make dad jokes if you aren't a dad
Yes you can. He can just adopt.
that's the easy way out
It's what his dad did.
how would you make your adopted dad prouder, by following in his steps exactly, or by surpassing him?
He already made millions on inbred babies.
Money is nothing without family
That was meant to be "of".
John's not hurting for money being a godking and all.
if you jerk your cock to anime, you're a pedophile, unless you're spongelord, because he has a girl cock and girls can't be pedophiles
also if you've ever watched anime you're a pedo too
kill yourself shitto
back off of shitto-sama
he's......... my friend?
stop giving shitto attention
ultra instinct moody fighting off wonks clone army while shitto watches behind him
ultra instinct shenron taking the dragon balls with him when the wish is done because he's tired of reviving krillin
most characters get stronger after a timeskip, but post-timeskip moody permanently lost his powered up Home Inhabitant form
you fool, now he's training with a chinese drunk hobo kungfu master to get stronger
>go to bed at 11 PM and i wake up at 11 AM
>go to bed at 10 PM and i wake up at 5 AM
something aint right here
unblock me on discord, boo boo
i know now, without a doubt........
kingdom farts is poooooooooooooop!
>Toxic Masc ☣️ Retweeted
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this is pretty good improv singing
Clover fucked up and didn't let me post here for like a week
Yeesh whats wrong with that girls nose
are popsicles a code for, well, you know
should I rethink who I'm donating to on patreon
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INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT VIDEO
>Futa amputee on girl amputee
the futa's a qt at least
i mean, it's all in the HD collections....
only some of them
coded, 365/2 days, and the mobage isn't
games on the ps4 are 1, com, 2, bbs, ddd
i like dangerous pig because he reminds me of meself
here lies sako, died of butthurt
good morning, bud
ad is still up and the video attached to it has received 100 more views
gal metal looks cool but it's just too expensive for me
"I want more people to know about the angel sucking a big cock story"
her name is bleeped out in the episode
I'll post it in the comments >:)
I'll delete it >:)
more podcasts should feature me, I make them really good
i'm great at podcasts too trust me
you cant delete the truth
nobody here is good at podcasts
imagine hsg except its blasting through your headphones at different levels of quality with sound effects thrown in
thats what that podcast is
hello and welcome to episode 259 of the joey claire podcast where we talk about the ways we would harm joey
today's topic: immolation
you can fill a one-room rental space with a lot of washing machines/dryers and charge people to use them. money is how.
people without a washing machine use them
not every apartment can support a washing machine
mine in new york cant have one
laundromats are pretty cool because thats where all the old arcade machines went
what is market price for an "economy studio" in new york?
it aint a studio or anythin
its just an old building
no, I'm asking, what would a studio cost in new york to rent
is that a laundromat
i dont know, ive never lived alone in new york
???????????? the fuck?
if you complete a mission in mgsv by exiting the "hot zone" in a vehicle, that vehicle is automatically "equipped" for you for the next mission you go on
Grant didn't you play DeSu? Is it any good?
i had fun with devil survivor, its pretty good
I've still not beaten it, I deleted my save accidentally when I migrated to a different flashcard
I was on the last fight of the game, and the girl you're supposed to escort kept getting one-shotted by everything that can spawn because apparently I'm not good enough to keep it from happening
>People complaining about world being hard and they try to say they're good because they beat some souls boss on the first try.
I don't know if this is false-flagging or if these people are truly that bad.
i dont remember that one specifically but my escort mission trick was thedemon that lets you swap spaces with an ally, or the move farther demons to body block
the chinese running them would make a lot of sense
they just exist, nobody owns them
dont call me a fuckin idiot
if you could eat someone who would it be
the richest person on earth
and what will new shitto be like
xie will be just like le me
apparently the name field in mobile browsers has a VERY strict character limit
>just like le me
<AN IDIOT - KARKAT
if karkat was real do you think he would be sex?
Also gonna use Garnet for mobile flag
if i had a vagina (lol!) rev would respond to every single one of my posts
open up your mouth! here comes the fucking train!
I wouldn't, actually
>wind so hard it shakes the blinds
>sitting here with no shirt on an d window wide open
feels phenomenally good, man
>you'll never fug in the cockpit of a giant robot
>you'll never fug
you could have just stopped there
maybe with that attitude
that sounds awkward
>mildly wet coughs keep me up during the day
>dry coughs keep me up at night
>get maybe 3-4 hours of sleep a day for the last week
am I dying or is this some immune system response that's keeping me from spinning a cocoon to metamorphise into an immortal demon
i guess it'd depend on the giant robot we're looking at
like in g gundam, the cockpit has to be roomy because you're doing the motions of your gundam 1:1
you have hobo sickness
its a rule that every "person of the street" has to have a disgusting wracking cough that they have until the day they die
to avoid being succumbing to the disease, you have to sit on public transportation or stand uncomfortably near people and just cough all fuckin day
[in mr burns voice] ahoy hoy
running low on funds i want to die
get XLR as sugar daddy
xlr told me he would rather see my die on the side of the street like a diseased dog than give me a dime
thats uncharacteristically cold
what did u do to him
extremely online and incredibly horney
time to fuck your lizard puss
>you will never be the pet of a wealthy programmer who feeds you hormones out of a pet dish while you live in a cage built into his bed
reading kingdom hearts lore makes my brain hurt
i got rice that i made for lunch but it was too late so i put it in the fridge
this beef that is, according to google translate "lean beef thigh cubes"
some carrots and greenbeans as far as veggies go
some seasonings, and soy sauce. olive/sunflower seed oil
we also got eggs
how do i make a good dinner from this
i was thinking like, fried rice basically. but ive done it like once or so before and i think i fucked it
dolls are cute dude
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"wow, cool fake slugs," i think before the cum lube enters my sight
use the carrot as a nose and make a beef snowman
why do you have to use google translate to read what your ingredients are?
i fucked my schedule up beyond belief and now i have to stay up as long as possible until its fixed
and my learnin aint goin so fast
one option is you could make a stew and have the rice on the side
i mean yeah
but i feel like as a grown ass man(child) i shouldn't be spending absurd amounts of money on dressing up an anime doll
i do have potatoes too
but idk i wanna do fried rice
stew i havent done before at all, which intimidates me a bit more
i been wanting to do stew a bit tho
i dont even know how youd reheat cooked rice to eat fine
time to go shit out blood again
you just add a little bit of water and microwave it to steam it back up. fried rice is probably a better idea
take a sip everytime you're horny or hungry
you can heat it up in a microwave if you put a lil water in it and cover it
there's probably a better way to do it with a pan or something, but that's the lazy way i always do it
we aint got a microwave
we got a rice cooker though, which is how i opriginally made it
but yeah im feelin fried rice i just gotta like
figure it out, i guess
recipes online are all like, each step is wildly different from each source and it floods my mind too much and intimidates me
1) fry the rice
2) fry some eggs with it
3) throw everything else in
yeah but i mean like
theres stuff they tell you to do with the rice fryin
like, throw in clumps? cook in batches then throw it all back in? every instruction online is different which is the exact thing that fucks me up most
what oil do i use? what point do i add which seasonings?
you know? the pressure gets to me when im not just cookin for myself
cause she gotta get to bed like, fairly early cause she wakes up pretty early
so if i fuck up dinner thats like
if i become a jew do i get to have a retroactive bar mitzvah
>My wife made me a hunter's meal
how the fUCK do i get a wife like this
yea but you also need to get circumcised
is he married to the meowscular chef
then i'm one step ahead!
go to japan and hunt down an autistic qt that loves you and cooking
there's a sunny mild autism gf out there for all of us
[in 17 year old voice] i am not a heterosexual
i think i was 17 i don't remember
whats some good shit to put on my tablet to entertain myself
rapidly flashing colors
*kills everybody in HSG and starts a sunny mild autism gfs harem*
the sunny mild autism gfs will want revenge
just watch shows and read shit on it
i dont really got shows and to do that id have to like
torrent em on pc then transfer em over i aint got a netflix or nothin
i do read shit on it tho
i feel like bathrooms symbolize something in curb your enthusiasm
like maybe they symbolize the transition point between good and bad. when things start to go right, larry goes to the bathroom and things start to fall apart afterward. and things falling apart, usually because of larry, is the theme of the show.
however, on the other hand, it's a sitcom and i'm being gay
It's always sunny gf harem
Frank-kun whipping out his magnum dong
hsg give me music to listen to while i work on my computer that has all my music on it
listen to earth angel by the penguins
>roxy's hands and calliope's everything
stop linking people to here