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this thread is shit


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>cant even afford pictures in the op anymore

the economy's a shambles


>jace unbanned




gay again


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I got one of those live wallpapers for my new phone

this one to be specific



how's that working out for you



the shit is a live wallpaper



It's animated


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wait maybe this is a better picture


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for sponge


made some fried rice but i aint got no peas or green onions



i regret clicking


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i took another dump and there was still blood but significantly less than last night

I think i just need to poop more




it got kind of hectic because i was like

"nah i dont wanna risk carrots i dont know how they saute and its my first time tryin this hard" but she wanted em

then she came home and added a little beer to the stuffa nd then the pan was stuffed full and i think i overcooked the scrambled egg parts and there was a bit more rice than there was room

but its probably fine


this fma show people have been talkin about for the last few years, this aint half bad



its hard to fuck up fried rice


speaking of things on netflix, watch altered carbon

it's a pretty decent scifi mystery


i removed an unused sata cable from my computer and GRUB won't boot

this is bullshit


craving for some maccy nuggies


fried rice, but it's just rice and eggs


Damn this vegan, organic ramen is p good

I didn't get it because it was vegan, I just wanted to try the hot and sour one with mushrooms and tofu bits



I do that sometimes

It's pretty good with some hot sauce





does sponge actually jack off to this stuff


sion go



he's one step away from fapping to scat


Day 7: In which Spongelord's front lines are decimated


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I think I'll go see if the bakery near me sells macarons



awful art



but he didn't post your drawing of tiffanarch



it's not that bad


she has too many legs



unfortunately they specialized in italian pastries not french


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fink kinda reminds me of vriska


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I want some fresh macarons but I probably have to drive two hours to the nearest city or cook them myself

and I'm way too lazy for either of those



is it supposed to look nasty?


Remember when Wes sperged out over troll call

Good times


who would win in a battle to the death

demonhead mobster kingpin or lord english



DMK easily


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shut up wes


i read all of problem sleuth and i think i remember exactly nothing about it



are you watching the original or brotherhood



time to reread it


GRUB is a plague on computers





brotherhood, it's on netflix


weird dick spasms



spewing the filth?


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i don't really know what that has to do with the screen being dark


what should i do with my life hsg



get a job


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i forgot to crop it again


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the best initial d songs are all leslie parirish ones provemewrongyoucant


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this will be the new st boniface


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It's a beautiful day. Yay.


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watching more random normie shit on youtube front page


my group of friends that i invited around for dinner: please... no more garlic......

me, cackling madly as i toss another ten cloves into the pan: we are still tasting on the basest of planes


garlic is mad tasty



she looks like she is having fun


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whoops almost went to bed without setting an alarm

I probably would have lost my job


goofy is moe



that's not good

i hope you sleep well!


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this shit's so good


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gosh dang



neither of them would be able to kill the other


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revs turn


disgusting white coating tongue


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any vids of a hot girl putting those bad dragon slugs inside of herself yet


time to really explode


it's just shit

it won't kill you


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you know when you realize you're currently, at this moment, living in the good ol days


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can you believe this shit hsg



i don't get it but i do believe it



>its real

to be fair you have to have a fairly high IQ to work at google



that first one's like a dream right


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>It works



i haven't read this chapter yet but it's my dream to have nagatoro abuse me sexually



i want to rub my dick on her bellybutton



she's not interested in anyone but timid virgin beta males who are scared of touching a girl

so, perfect fit


does she still do ball busting or is that too much for wheverever the guy is publishing the new thing now?



i don't think there's been any serious physical abuse in the actual manga

mostly just her fucking with him


a new japanese restaurant opened up near by but it is not japanese at all and is actually mostly thai and stupid sushi rolls and then "dinner combos." how many souls must i sacrifice to get real japanese food.

the flip side is they might have good curry


>how many souls must i sacrifice to get real japanese food.

your own

learn how to cook


thai food kicks the shit out of japanese food you retard

do they have coconut sticky rice at that restaurant



>thai food kicks the shit out of japanese food you retard




have you had actual japanese food tho

thai food is very good tho i'm not gonna argue on that


thai's alright but japanese food makes my pee pee hard


name one thing that even compares to lime and chicken soup or samosas



thai food is way bettrer ufgguffdfsdssxsss


japanese food is way bettrer ufgguffdfsdssxsss




shitto's upset again


eagerly awaiting the next trollcall so shitto can go nuclear again


le sign


are shitto and wes the same person?



yeah i think i fucked up and mixed them around



no, shitto is infinitely more pathetic and stupid. Wes is really cool.



Don't fool yourself, you're all pathetic



kill yourself shitto


ah yes, onion steak, the ultimate meal



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who is this semen demon


wesley is my best friend in the entire universe, but i swore to moody on his deathbed that i'd take up the mantle to protect shitto

i can't pick a side. this is an impossible choice



looks like someone's Chowder oc



glad I'm not the only one who thinks so


looks like the literal fuckdoll oc of someone i follow


I literally can't look at her without being reminded of gorgonzola


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She's cute


googling "chowder gorgonzola" was a huge mistake


is this, dare I say it, the new stevey uni




isn't this the show where the characters are all 'villains'


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cute rat


I didn't mean to click "tag co"

so that kind of ended my turn early




is it by the guy who made chowder or what? it's uncanny.




i'm the type who loves long strokes



I'm not sure you can call two inches "long" unless you're comparing against things that are microscopic



it's by the guy who co-produced steven universe



does whoever know this speak english as a second language or what


meant to write "drew" not "know"



thank you anon



ian jones-quartey is a blight


sponge it's your turn


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i forgot to reply to it but that cyberpunk sniffpost in the last thread was a+


i love my little stinkerbear


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What your favorite JOEY! says about JOEY!


top ten joey!s

the 7th joey! will surprise you


<what your favorite joey hole says about your sexuality


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Ultra instinct metal foreverially delitized and living it!Joey!


Normal ass shit ass Vriska


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Whatever happened to the crystals and giant hands guy

Did he died

From the crystals


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10 facts you didn't knew about joey


.........my entire building was buzzing for a few seconds


that's not good








Could hear your sound wtf?





yes like a low buzzing from an industrial machine whose power supply is dying


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jace the wallet sculptor got unbanned

i honestly don't think this relevant in the slightest but dylan thought it was Big News



the machine sustaining your virtual world is failing

prepare for re-assimilation into true reality



it's either going to do nothing, or push every other fair deck out of the format

there's nothing to gain and a lot to lose, especially when modern is so healthy right now



i get mild amounts of pleasure seeing modern suffer so i'm ok with that


rip rev, dead by bees



it wasn't bees



now give her the mayo, marisa


the bees are already pretending to be him


And the mystery is B̛͖͔̼̎͛͜͠E̮̬͕͒̅͛̀ͅÉ̙̭̹̥͋̂̉S̢̲̥̬̿̂̚͝


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revised chip ranking:

best: all dressed

high tier: salt, bbq, salt and pepper, ketchup

mid tier: sour cream and onion

low tier: salt and vinegar


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i hope my crippling autism doesn't prevent me from having fun in this dnd game and that I don't irritate the hell out of my friends because of how not confident i am in roleplaying and speaking when attention is on me


File: 6de0b4f59e03613⋯.mp4 (3.61 MB, 852x480, 71:40, 2018-02-12 16-32-14.mp4)

so three runs of this FOB get me three S++ staff...or five S++ Combat staff


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the obvious and easiest solution is to just not play but thats not the fun solution


well, six runs to get the S++ combat staff, anyway

which makes doing all the others the better choice


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you got this

they're your friends, they like you.



what's with that sword that could be a tower shield?



seems good to me



I remember I found an old Bible my grandfather owned and this diagram was a large illustration on the first page.


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its her thing



tfw being jewish vicariously through larry david


on all levels except physical, i am jewish

*shaloms at the ocean*


how hard is it to convert to judaism anyway



a real pain in the dick


in one episode larry finds out he's gentile and i almost dropped the show on the spot


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you were born just in time to witness the first robo-dog friendships



SWAT teams are now outdated

holy shit



i already got dickmutilated

so thats out of the way


hsg hold me



you okay



are you scared because you're losing the AWBW game?


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t. bees


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thats a good poem you gotta admit



it certainly rhymes


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>republican budget proposal

>"the government should be choosing what poor people eat and buy it for them"

what fuckin backwards dimension have we ended up in


has anyone else seen the polish propaganda ad on youtube



that's a lofty goal, how are they going to budget for shipping all of that food around the country?



i thought you were all for stuff like this



"the government decides what poor people get to eat" is bad

just give folks money and let them buy their food






I don't see what the moral dilemma is

WIC checks already specify exactly what items you can get



Do tell


neither party treats poor people with dignity



yea but at least one party says "you should treat poor people with dignity" as opposed to "the poor should die"



someone post the pr photo of hillary looking disgusted at an actual person's apartment


vore the poor



"hey remember the holocaust, that was awful, but poland is innocent, poland saved a lot of jews, and we love them, and we've never done anything wrong #GermanDeathCamps"

related to the fact that it's illegal in poland to say poland was complicit in the holocaust, so, you cant say "german and polish death camps", just "german death camps"



weren't they actually german death camps operating in poland?



that's fair i guess


who fucks here



I used to




they take offense even to describing them geographically as "polish"

i think a lot of countries do weird things to deal with their even-partially-nazi-complicit past

not a lot of them go out of the way to make laws about it


burGUR king foot lettUCE


i'm gonna make hash browns, gravy, eggs, and add some ground beef, that should give me breakfast for the week


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i donut understand


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some card shop had a bunch of anime girl shit and gave it to a cat shelter


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*kramer voice*


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"that woman has a baby coming out of her abortion hole"




remind me when the last time Black Panther took on Hulk one-on-one, or used tech to de-hulk him, or conspired with five other supergeniuses to exile him to another PLANET


wow, this board still exists?



fuck off c1q


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post mookie


*walks into a building*

wow, this building still exists?


go fuck yourself


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post chaz's feet



didn't I just fucking say I was going to send my recon unit around the map for a look?

why did you fucking attack it



Fuck you, you're a shitty general, all is fair in love and war, the weak will perish from the earth, ONWARDS TO FINAL VICTORY, Buy War Bonds



I'll surrender to whoever wants to help me steamroll cletus


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no. being a true gentlemen, I have instructed my lawyers to only release my archive of chaz feet pics after my own death



that's really weird it copied the pictures from my failed post but didn't copy the text from either.

I was saying "Hey sako the artist for the antrho xeno is the same artist who drew that choking art you post"


is chaz still homeless



where do i contact you for scheming



i’ll surrender to you if you surrender to me, and i’ll help you destroy cletus

what color are you? i’m the black hole



I'm in the discord

or here



i dont got anyone on discord


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I don't have a $1 bill but I doubt very much the veracity of this claim



>I don't have a $1 bill






gebb on skaib benb


i think i might actually kill myself sometime in the not too far future



can you at least take out hussie while you're at it


killing yourself is an "epic fail!"


yeah how much of a pusi do you even need to be


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did moody finally snap



Boy, I'm glad I'm not following moody on tumblr



no he snapped waaay before



>0 notes



boigahs go


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what’s his tumblr?


moody...... no................


should i nut


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naahh g



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i command you to nut



>butt acne




are you telling me you wouldn’t suck a fart out of that ass?



>orange butthole

what the fucking fuck sponge


does cletus play video games with rev now

thats so hilariously pathetic


being friends with rev is almost as pathetic as being rev



I'm not really playing with rev, I'm playing with 5 other people in a turn based game of which rev is one






you're playing with rev



yeah but not just him

rev is epic fuck you little bitch


i would play vidya with rev



it’s epic...



*sponge puts on his crown and cape*

i declare rev.....epic!

[wesley and cletus in unison] rev is epic!



sponge is my court jester, you utter fool



epic posf


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back off of rev or i'll have ya cleft



wanna try that again


rev is the smartest person here



nothing really works


i still think you should team up with me rev



who are you


*in luigi voice*

i'm de best!




sure I guess? I can swing south through XLR's territory I think



give me a way to scheme in private with you



are you not in wesley's discord?



i am not



well if you've got discord at all, you can just message me, I think?




oh no I found some awful used to be dave/vriska fanfiction that I wrote

cringe, cringe for the lose


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good form pupper



The first one is for fags.

I'll take 2,4, and 5


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Chill weeb beats



this, unironically


"I roleplay as my own sex to immerse myself" just makes me think about the thing where you don't need to be 100% identical to someone in media to relate to them.

The inability to do so is kind of Sad!


there are people who call japanese people weebs


goo night hsg


i play as a guy in video games because im a guy

i dont care about "role play"

i just play as a guy


do not reply to that post if you are going to Saltlick or James Dambro me


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better than roxykitten


thats what roleplay is


>i have to roleplay as a guy irl



i play as a girl generally because I probably have mild gender dysphoria but being trans is for fags and losers

plus being cute is priority above all else


If I make a black guy in video game do I have racial dysphoria?




i'm not saying doing so precludes having dysphoria i'm just saying i probably have some



have you played FF12?


>forget that the FOB event switches tonight, so it's several hours of "server maintenance" while that's happening

>almost had 96k each of Fuel and Common Metal, to finish Mother Base

>now I have to wait until tomorrow



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Older Sister Serval is better



i have never played a single final fantasy



okay so, they made FF11 and it was an MMO, right, well imagine the travel, monsters, fighting system of an MMO, but single player

that's FF12



i was going to say that 12 doesnt have the airship wait times like 11 but they kinda did


I mean, I guess I can wait until I get up to check my resources, but the idea was to do it before i went to bed

speaking of, good night



it's still fun



you can get the most broken weapons on the airships so i agree

FF12 is a good game



Getting the Zodiac Spear is bullshit tho



he is the cuck



in the original it isnt that bad, you just need to ignore a few chests that had nothing good anyway

getting it early is a nice challenge too

no idea about IZJS but theres way better stuff like the invisible bow



he is the cuck


never mind

can't go to bed right now


the music at my gym sucks balls holy shit




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I wasn't going to respond to this because it's boring and dumb and utterly predictable but fuck you cissy


that was a bit hasty of me

sorry grant

but yeah nah sometimes a cigar is just a cigar


>trump wants to replace food stamps with food packages because theyre spending too much on SNAP

why do these people hate the hungry so much



they hate the idea of someone getting something that they don't deserve, even if it's something as base and necessary as food

of course, if you talk about how corporations don't need or deserve those tax breaks they just jism'd over, they're fine with that


isnt it wicked how people were happy all those businesses were getting tax cuts because they were going to hire more people and there was no way they would take advantage of it and cut thousands of jobs

and they did exactly that without hesitation


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File: 2b96a8f73a27e7f⋯.mp4 (14.93 MB, 852x480, 71:40, 2018-02-13 01-15-57.mp4)






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>boss that floods you with unremovable damage dealing negative statuses that make the fight unfun unless youre epic damage character


sponge turn




what game


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blurry tiny famitsu preview for new kirby game woo


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just got done stuffing this strapping young fellow up my ass and i gotta say it's pretty underwhelming



slay the spire




oh right

i need more playmoney so i can get that



new copy abilities: festival and stick (nigga look like goku)

returning copy abilities: cook and plasma

pon and kon are back



wtf is that






File: badc813b8d9a9ca⋯.png (606.66 KB, 728x458, 364:229, ClipboardImage.png)

funny thick meme



stabs is a bad role model



ok i clicked it and now i feel ill please never post again


>that’s the proposal of industrial designer and artist, koo hyeonjeong, who has come up with the revolutionary prosthetic concept called ‘the seeding finger’



when will god staple your retarded mouth shut



its pretty good

i will probably rebuy it on my wifes switch if they port it there



it seems like my shit but part of me just hates paying for steam games



staple with with your mouth, bby






maybe i should actually get around to selling shit from my inventory like i said i would a month ago


if i sold all of my useless items i would have $10 maybe


i miss swimming


imagine going on a date with a korean woman, you take her home and then her penisfinger becomes erect


getting carpal tunnel because your schlongfinger is seeing too much action



i can also relate

i got tf2 shit i gotta sell but doing that is awful qand misery


it's curry night, boys


sponge pls take ur turn



tf2 shit is a chore to sell and i dont want to interact with anyone that would actually buy tf2 items in this day and age


spongelord holding his cute tiny girldick above your lips as he leaks a thin trickle of his delicious feminizing estrogen penis juice into your throat


why can't you sell your tf2 inventory as easily as the rest of the steam inventory?


The Bitch


cow -> beef

pig -> pork

deer -> venison

chicken -> chicken??????????????????



before you hit me with that poultry, please keep in mind that poultry is more than chicken!!!!



quail, pheasant, grouse, etc



right, right


birds don't get special names because they're stupid little fuckers










half this shit aint marketable, or is so specific nobody would buy it on market



Chicken -> nuggets


why dont they make beef nuggets

or pork nuggets



aren't you forgetting the t word


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they do






beef nuggets: steak-ums? jerky?

pork nuggets: apparently A Thing?


the fried rice with eggs, shallot and sausage was pretty good


when should i break my fast hsg


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>unironically using the term cissy


so you know how the MGS games name soldiers

like "RAGING EAGLE" and shit

I just realized "JADE HARLEY" is almost a valid name


>unironically liking family guy


<ironically liking family guy



breter trascends everything


i still do not understand why breter is red


hsg have you ever seriously considered suicide






I was really bad around 19-23

I ideate every so often still, but now that I've learned how to hold down strong emotions that doesn't happen too often



he's super saiyan god



does considering suicide in my 20's/30's count


I very often think about suicide but never in a serious way and i cannot imagine i would ever actually attempt it but sometimes i wonder if it's still a problem.


ive tried to end my epic like 2 times already and hopefully 3rd time is the charm


epic can never truly be ended...........



sometimes i imagine myself dying in a violent way


Yeah I'd say I actually tried to kill myself when I was 20

After that it was less wanting to kill myself but rather to instigate my own demise

Then it went down to just disliking myself

and it just gradually deescalated down from there


i fucking love myself, i just hate everything else


i fucking hate myself, and hate everything else


fuck you binch



this but unironically


i'm not suicidal right now but i am depressed and think suicide is gonna be my endgame in the future


bleakstuck morning general

but yeah i'll probably kill myself in my 40's i guess? i figure thats around the time corpulent bodies like this one start falling apart at the seams


but on the good news my AIC and glucose are great, triglycerides are down, and I lost 12lbs since last visit

i crossed the border from morbidly obese to just regular fatty for my manlet 5'10'', so thats nice


fuck that i'm gonna live to be like 300


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>tofu in general tso's




and I'll still outlive you



atta' boy


i really dont want to kill myself but im too poor to get help for my mental illness(es) and i can barely hold a job for more than a few months so its the end for me


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leave everything to me in your will


im mostly just worried about the effect it will have on my friend and immediate family, it'll fuck them up real bad and theyre not in a position to have such disturbances



>self-esteem after friends and family

am i broken



thats how i was during my bad years

i'd never get fired, but i definitely was a bottom tier employee and would only stay for like four months before just calling in one day and being like "i don't want to be here anymore, i'll finish my scheduled days if you want" to which the answer was always "uh.....don't come back"

thats actually why i'm so into le authoritarian bootstraps meme because i used to be such a shitter at jobs

granted they were bottom tier service industry jobs, but i was probably as close to a parasite as I could be while still technically holding a job



welding cures your depression and suicidal tendencies


i long for the simple yet rewarding life of a dwarven blacksmith


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im on my last $100 and i think i might do it sooner than i expected which i really dont want to do but i guess its a now or never situation

i hope theres not an afterlife because i couldnt bare knowing how it will affect my friend, and im scared my dad might go back to drinking especially since my brother was just born


which hole do you suppose the hilt is going up



i hope you're just posting depressing stuff and this isn't real


And now, I will detriment multiple lives at once!

*runs light speed into a wall*



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I've gotten really good at keeping myself from noticing what kind of life I'm actually living


i mostly just feel disappointed in myself, i had a chance to get help but i lied to them so i would qualify as mentally ok and i would be able to buy a gun since i gave up at that point. i always wanted help but im too afraid of getting hospitalized again


at least you won't have to see my posts anymore


the thought of hsg slowly and literally dying off makes me sad


dying is gay


don't die, or ur gay


i implore u not to kill urself



sometimes I wish I had a gun just in case



i implore u to kill urself


no one gets to go to heaven because dying makes you gay and god hates gays


im ugly and trans anyway, ill always be treated like subhuman so who cares




subhuman is better than dead


any clowns present


i want my epic hsg pals to live fulfilling lives



we're all subhuman here get with the program



no it isnt


prolong your life for as long as possible out of spite


hsg should i do yoga

it doesn't seem epic enough but i'm a flabby wimp and i'm not ready for epic exercise



wrongo bongo


it is ingrained extremely deeply in my mind that dying is shit and living is epic. probably 'cus i played metal gear solid a lot.



any step towards self improvement is good

personally I'm eating healthier

getting stronger

and looking towards the bright future where I beat the hell out of all of you


i'm going to kill my elf tomorrow



good, fuck elves



you can't beat me i'm gonna be buff as fuck


pedos should take a step forward off a cliff


ma'am, i'm sorry to inform you that your son was found by a neighbor this morning.

his elf...... was off the shelf...............



make me



speaking of

I'm sick of getting loli porn shoved in my face every time I accidentally click on [cancer]



it is functioning as advertised






i feel bad to whoever finds my body too. i can imagine the time elapse it'll take for my family to be notified, since me leaving the house unannounced, being out late, and not answering my phone aren't uncommon occurrences. and the gut wrenching, yet almost comedic, happening of them asking "where are they" and a cop knocking on the door. and having to identify me if there is even enough face left to manage



and then i turn into a zombie



Personally, I wish you wouldn't die and I wish there was something I could do to help you.



Personally, I wish you would die.


hell is the devil making you play a japanese mmo with bad internet


let's have an hsg martial arts tournament and all get buff so we can beat each other up



And then we can rub each other down with sensual oils haha just for fun lol



fuck you that's gay i'm gonna beat your ass when we have the hsg martial arts tournament


buff man vs oily man

who will win


i wish i just got something terminal instead of having to actively off myself



you're going to die eventually retard, no reason to do it yourself and put your family through that

how the fuck are you gonna just throw away your only chance to live

i know you subscribe to the bloo bloo i am depressed and will always be depressed no matter what school of thought, but you have literally infinite options besides dying you stupid shit and you might as well try as many as you can to try to enjoy this life because you have nothing to lose

live you dumbass selfish smallbrain retard, your stupid desire to die for no fucking reason is not more important than your family's happiness and your own potential.


shitto don't off yourself

don't let moody's sacrifice be in vain...


how are u going to die when you havent played overwatch 2



i cant read more than one sentence posts



aging is a terminal illness so you already have what you want so just go do whatever the fuck you want


shitto about to shoot themself with a gun with all of a sudden, moody appears and takes the bullet instead



me reading this dumb ass post gave me a terminal illness


we used science and breeding to turn wolves into fucki n dogs

but we cant make them not eat shit



fucking dumbass monkey listening to his stupid non-evolved lizardbrain desires for relief that death won't provide

fight, you fucking animal


save on everything at christmas in july at hhgregg


I go into a gun store to buy the pistol that will end my life

A cute girl chats me up while I'm browsing and we exchange numbers

two years later we're married and I forget why I went into that store to begin with


shitto is too stupid to realize he has a reason to live and in that he should kill himself


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how do i have this happen to me



hide the button


who are snakes



and then shitto shoots himself anyways

wonk shows up to collect the corpses


I wonder if beating simon's quest in under 7 days is hard without a guide


the best part of golf is that things are called after birds








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>SCP porn


if i knew how to relate to people i would try to be friends with ruta o_o



fuck you


if shitto didn't block me like a little bitch i would try to be friends with her





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At first yeah. After a few attempts you learn to ignore the optional stuff (HINT: You do not need to kill Death, just walk past him).



is this wesley


run BigBoyInfestation.exe



that's fuckin deep man


Do you want to run this software?






yeah I didn't use any of the knives at all

the only secondary weapon I like is the flame and that's pretty easy to get




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Want snicker snack gf



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dbfz dlc when


God is watching.


donald trump is the president of the united states


*teleports into thread pk teleport style*

not my president!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


anyone else hate trannies as much as i do



i don't hate them but i want them to improve themselves and get better but they never do


Tavros Nitram: The Absolute GOD of Hyperscat



>i don't hate them

stopped reading there



i mean i hate them but do i have to do it 24/7



shut up khan


i just don't get it because gender dysphoria is the only mental illness where it is treated by going "yeah just do exactly what your fucked up brain is telling you." imagine if we treated depression or phobias the same way.


thats why im killing myself before the dysphoria takes over my brain completely


"doc i think i'm sexually attracted to children and i don't know what to do"

"ah yes have you considered no longer repressing your inner self and letting it come out? be brave."


shut up khan


this kid is PISSED



we don't really have any better treatment


installing Kingdom Come Deliverance rn



tell me if it's funsies


Ftm dudes are fine by me

Every one I've ever met has been pretty natural seeing as a lot of their dysphoria makes them want to be just like a normal Joe



it seems to be a fundamentally different thing


a lot of tranny apologists here



because the majority actively resist treatment and actual treatment is considered offensive and harmful


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>wanting to rape children is the same as feeling uncomfortable as your gender



<having a mental illness is the same as having a mental illness


wanting to chop off your dick is normal lol



kill yourself shitto


I mean, what's wrong with wanting to rape children? This is how I was born and you have to accept me for who I am!



is it a "normal" one or is it like 173 with a dick




are you the same guy who said suicide counts as a school shooting


File: 63d032a809a2b45⋯.png (1.72 MB, 1500x1333, 1500:1333, 1493580293930.png)


you cant beat the hell out of me if i do it first


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jacking off in class counts as a school shooting




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i'm only like 20 minutes into cloverfield paradox but so far this movie is kinda poop


keeping shitto alive is the dark souls of hsg



what treatment i thought we just said there is no treatment



i cant decide whats more pathetic, shitto himself or the fact you fags keep posting shit like this




yes because even considering that there are other forms of treatment is offensive and oppressive and harmful



what other forms of treatment are you even thinking of, what are they all rejecting, what are the other options


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Phone Line Renovations Are Taking Place In My Vicinity And Soon I Shall Be Able To Obtain A Better Internet Provider

I Wonder What Will I Be Able To Do With Such Unhinged Power


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an gun


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Maybe I Should Improve My Business Profile On Various Internet Community Sites

Or Have A Website Of My Own That Everyone Can See And Contact Us Through


if you let trannies roam unchecked long enough they turn into saltlick


bashing trannies is a moral imperative


cloverfield paradox feels like it was written by a moron


the FNAF movie feels like it was written by Christopher Columbus, because it is



that reminds me

i saw a freddy bear pillow at target a few days ago

what the fuck, is fnaf that popular?


One of my melanin enhanced coworkers just proudly exclaimed that his father has 22 kids

The topic was child support and how "if you got more than 10 kids you don't gotta pay no child support"


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is that the only product you saw? cuz yeah theres tons it was practically mainstream



when are you planning on shooting him


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>never EVER psychic indian space gf



is char mpreg with lalah's child



and youre not going to say or do anything about it



i just saw it on a shelf as i was walking past the kids' section, there might have been more

it doesn't seem appropriate for kids, i don't get it


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want psychic indian space teenage surrogate mother gf


my hair is falling out so much


char likes em young


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I don't ever show that part of myself except with two select friends and my Tibetan scrimshaw image board


Spongelord................................................................................................................................................................................................................. go............................



is there a reason you keep posting this



because we're talking about char right now?


File: f2c439cf17d76d2⋯.png (531.05 KB, 712x480, 89:60, go pissard.png)



you could've easily shortened this to "im a pussy"


>tfw no gf


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tfw gf



is that your gf


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good job buzzfeed



no thats dg



the fuck does "stan" mean


File: 04d11540e98f4a5⋯.png (314.74 KB, 420x316, 105:79, go sponge.png)



People who talk about politics, religions, and other Loaded Topics of Conversation at work or during another inappropriate time are jerkoffs and shitrubes


stan is a retarded word



kid appropriateness doesn't really matter for merch if its popular enough

see: homestuck


lowkey want to join the advanced wars game



this is maybe the dumbest stuff you've ever posted


im a Hungry Boy



Were you in a coma for a week and a half when I spammed the board with the link to the game and nobody was joining



I've suddenly just realized that FNAF doesn't have an ESRB rating. Would it be that high though?



no i didn't care at the time but all these posts saying "fartsniffer89 its your turn makes me wanna play it



yet another post you could shorten to "im a pussy"



bigkey retard


esrb ratings arent enforced by law


it's the "ben get on skype" effect

nobody actually wants to be a skypenig until they can command people to log in


File: 706c87ac0df4e84⋯.jpg (44.58 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, bruh.....jpg)


>no i didn't care at the time

Sad, your loss.






nah he's right yknow


how so

ive posted some dumb shit


skype: dramafags, wes's dick, vfan nudes

Advance Wars: attack helicopters, cute sprites, bright colors



you could shorten your posts to "im a pedo" and then i could finally filter you


concept: wes's duck in vfan's snatch


adbance warzz: move 2 times a day..hey its yoyd turn (repeat 5 times a day)


File: e7efb57f16a1b9e⋯.gif (1.27 MB, 407x641, 407:641, lolidance.gif)



you could just not respond to me


>huge and random FPS drops

>"cinematic experience" cutscenes

>loading screens before cutscenes

>fistfighting sucks balls


at least the facial animations and graphics are good


you could do the same bitch yet here we are


fistfights dont belong in games


and esrb



It's literally just sponge and xlr always holding everyone else up



seriously explain whats dumb about it


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he's busy with the harvest


post more about suicide


I think you can get dick warts just looking at vfans pussy



it's epic


harolding it when is


add me on discord




as someone who tried it it's not worth it and seeking help is hard but helpful

dont do it


dont do it (dont seek help)


forces water down your throat, a whole cup of it



dont do suicide

do ask for help

just to clarify my shitty post



fuck you



not my fault you're a poor writer, brainlet


pedos often misunderstand, but they should in fact kill themselves


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pedos vs trannies who wins



this is unironically epic



i gotta get new glasses when i go back to new york


send me $5 to vote on how i should kill myself


should i get lasik


cletus give me your phone number


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wes whats the skype status


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what should i jerk off to

pic unrelated




fuck off shitto




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yo wes gimme the skype lowdown





when did Deja Vu become the big initial d meme song? what happened to running in the 90s?




sorting by artist then album is fucking stupid fuuuuuuuck


It is sore under her. I mean do you think that's like pick it up



u gotta be like

blind for a bit after

fuck that noise

cannae even stand to take a piss cause ur blind firing


skype > discord


mumble > shit > skype = discord



i don't stand to pee anyway so

no downsides i guess


i'm officially disbanding the discord

it i time for skype to rise again




File: 251d8e6df746487⋯.png (19.96 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 5.png)



>i don't stand to pee anyway

my dude

what is your problem


is this a bamboozle? a joke?




why would there be a problem



why do you sit to pee





you think ive got a urinal in my house or something?


File: 3bf9cd150e58be4⋯.png (865.59 KB, 802x602, 401:301, ClipboardImage.png)


they think sitting down will magically fet rid of their dick


*plop* (das her dick falling into the toilet)


just a random observation, not related to anything

men with micropenises have to sit to pee


me using the last of my conscious after jumping in front of train: google, post on hsg "fucking idiot"


palpatine was an elf


no but you fuckin stand to pee in a normal ass toilet


a star wars theory



>in a normal ass toilet

why would i stand in a toilet



jesus christ

also sitting down to pee is *ok hand signal*

like what if i decide to shit halfway through, its the most efficient system


if you have a dick and you sit to piss you might as well be a bitch




satan makes the rules and heaven is hell


next anime season looks like shit, mostly


File: c3b3d98d27dc8d3⋯.png (239.04 KB, 675x767, 675:767, ClipboardImage.png)



it never occurred to me that 2fort 24/7 servers were made for stoners. it all makes sense now



very true & good image



not entirely true

u discount miserable people who hit their skill cap and go "i cant improve more so i might as well wallow in my misery for a few thousand hours


i stopped playing tf2 before meet your match became a thing so someone redpill me on how bad it is



this is opening my third eye man



Rip community servers along with AA games and decent music in western games



>Golden Kamui


>Chio-chan no Tsuugakuro

>Lupin III: Part V

>Captain Tsubasa




yeah but like

the mangas gonan be better of the stuff that has manga



theres some good stuff airing

hinamatsuri, golden kamuy, chio-chan


speaking of animu

i saw a trailer for mazinger z infinity at the movies last night

should i see it in theater



it only screened sunday and monday



le yes


sheldon: Mazinger


wonk: tiny dinky, can't aim, likely the cause of his shittolust



i'm pretty sure it follows the events of the original anime


if i felt like it i could draw on the wall hands free with my powerful and well controlled piss streams


my tummy is so fucking full >w<




it's easy and probably because i had no male influence

my friend does it too and he had a dad, albeit a shitty one



overwatch would be a much better game if they had servers

it'd still be a bad game though


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also 6v6 is bad team size



*rubs tumtum*



dont encourage him


*shoves knife into tumtum*






>probably because i had no male influence

i think this is the actual reason



fuck off shitto





what about my friend then



did it out of spite


Santa. Ass.



shut up khan


Santa. Ass. Hell.


i will never understand having pride for standing up to me



*pops a boner*



pee* whoops



go drink ur soylent meal replacement shakes while making weird faces at childrens consoles



seperates the men from the sluts


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is this the mom from ok ko


im killing myself via train and i need pun names for a suicide note



oh "noey"!



dont create problems to commuters, bitch



why would he care about that, he'd be dead



cry about it




hsg what should i make to break my fast




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