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File: a41b016b19b44b7⋯.gif (153.69 KB, 300x100, 3:1, 1436728309891.gif)

 No.1123287

 No.1123289

shut the fuck up


 No.1123290

Women Be Shopping


 No.1123291

oh wow it's joey hiveswap!


 No.1123292

hsg what tantei knight scoop episode should i watch


 No.1123293

Oh noey! It's joey!


 No.1123294

File: b453445a275d22a⋯.png (109.54 KB, 874x791, 874:791, 1368043140241.png)


 No.1123295

File: f9f0e322b4aa518⋯.jpg (131.48 KB, 567x546, 27:26, [AK] Girls und Panzer - 03….jpg)

i just checked my weight on a scale and i lost 15 pounds


 No.1123296

Hello my name is John Homestuck and I am a human fan of popular and still relevant webcomic Homestuck

What troll shirts and accessories have you purchased lately fellow consumers


 No.1123297

File: 2d760455ec7f0ab⋯.gif (1.66 MB, 453x372, 151:124, roll.gif)

need cleaning robot wife


 No.1123298

>>1123296

Hello John, I have bought every new zodiac shirt and I encourage others to do the same


 No.1123299

File: c0d2ab2feda5057⋯.png (310.3 KB, 590x912, 295:456, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1123300

flan wants to die


 No.1123301

need convoluted revenge plan where I'm turned into a girl and raped multiple times vaginally


 No.1123302

edgy veggy


 No.1123303

eggy leggy


 No.1123304

is it true that you shouldn't drink too much water while eating 'cus it'll dilute your stomach acids and make digestion less efficient


 No.1123305

File: 2b3a46cb90568c7⋯.jpg (44.22 KB, 576x432, 4:3, mpv-shot0217.jpg)

wife


 No.1123306

File: 65b7ee3cd70c5ec⋯.webm (3.7 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, wouldnt it be nice MHworl….webm)

>>1123304

google says no, probably


 No.1123307

>>1123306

cute

is that cat named "fodder"


 No.1123308


 No.1123309

do you only get one cat in world?


 No.1123310


 No.1123311


 No.1123312

>>1123311

because that shit is hot


 No.1123313

File: 18ba17614a6eff0⋯.png (64.16 KB, 625x351, 625:351, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1123314

>>1123311

i don't think that's the argument that uhhhh anyone is making, creeps like cletus and grant who think it's okay don't count


 No.1123315

*Makes you mpreg* >:3


 No.1123316

i like how we're almost always on the 8ch front page because we concentrate all of our shitposting into a single thread for maximum velocity


 No.1123317

File: 1aa8bf65a1b2726⋯.png (576.61 KB, 1266x1228, 633:614, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 4277265a2dfd6d0⋯.png (70.07 KB, 1268x336, 317:84, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1123318

invite me


 No.1123319

>>1123311

because people project their sexual fantasies onto these minors and think its attractive


 No.1123320

/ss/ good


 No.1123321

agata is /ourguy/


 No.1123322

*makes you fpreg*


 No.1123323

File: 595b070354edf79⋯.jpg (638.36 KB, 1280x1836, 320:459, 13.jpg)

straight shota good


 No.1123324

the pedos are out in full force and its only 2 pm


 No.1123325

im not a pedo for wanting a big titty onee-san to suck on my balls


 No.1123326

yea yea yea its not pedo to jack it to porn with little boys blah blah


 No.1123327

shut up shitto


 No.1123328

File: 79dd646d9fba96c⋯.jpg (249.11 KB, 650x911, 650:911, inaba tewi and reisen udon….jpg)

pop quiz which of these is okay to fuck


 No.1123329

>>1123328

neither

do not lewd the bunnies


 No.1123330

>>1123328

the one on the left is older though....


 No.1123331

>>1123328

who are these ugly bitches! i want reimoo!


 No.1123332

File: 084cf495b8aded9⋯.jpg (211.94 KB, 498x896, 249:448, ippongui_touhou_inaba tewi….jpg)

lewd the bunnies


 No.1123333

File: 54a6da20fbfc58c⋯.png (1.27 MB, 991x665, 991:665, ClipboardImage.png)

I will always love this


 No.1123334

File: f4d15c7c6b61e81⋯.jpg (295.62 KB, 2084x2362, 1042:1181, ad5b9b6036d21d5ca914c2d688….jpg)

File: 918c20cf2eab725⋯.png (860.26 KB, 709x1051, 709:1051, 918c20cf2eab725589b9fa2f62….png)

File: 893024904d62ff5⋯.jpg (240.87 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 893024904d62ff5e9d06a20a93….jpg)

File: daceb9f47a4e4f7⋯.jpg (243.88 KB, 914x1249, 914:1249, daceb9f47a4e4f74b7334548c2….jpg)

File: b2cce7258c68d27⋯.jpg (271.64 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, b2cce7258c68d27a508b2b67cc….jpg)


 No.1123335

not enough porn


 No.1123336

File: d34bbd0ed26214a⋯.png (56.59 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1488294134074.png)


 No.1123337

Too many posts without porn.


 No.1123338

>>1123314

"the majority of men doesn't count"


 No.1123339

File: d7bdbe5fb8b1726⋯.jpg (118.31 KB, 1000x800, 5:4, ray moo.jpg)

File: 27e2d4a2fd8137d⋯.png (63.02 KB, 626x128, 313:64, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1123331

ray moo


 No.1123340

File: 1979a9fcd4989df⋯.jpg (138.73 KB, 500x350, 10:7, 1489208492441.jpg)

i wish shitto would go away, he's more irritating than amusing now


 No.1123341

>>1123340

grant won't ban him, but hopefully he'll kill himself soon


 No.1123342

File: df17554075ace7d⋯.jpeg (761.86 KB, 1044x1680, 87:140, quad.jpeg)

porn?


 No.1123343

>>1123342

itd be better if she wasn't an amputee and had more needles going through her


 No.1123344

File: e8105d983d5359e⋯.jpg (246.32 KB, 679x816, 679:816, inaba tewi (touhou) drawn ….jpg)

I expected nothing less


 No.1123345

File: 31b4335d199b43d⋯.jpg (142.58 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1491151573502.jpg)


 No.1123346

Zwid is one of the more decent posters, surprisingly.


 No.1123347

>>1123343

wrong

also wrong that is the perfect sweetspot of unsettling but still tasteful


 No.1123348

>>1123340

when was he ever amusing


 No.1123349

>>1123338

i dont mean in general i meant with that particular article and case

in general you're right most men think it's okay


 No.1123350

>>1123346

zwid hasn't posted here in several months


 No.1123351

>>1123350

Apparently.


 No.1123352

File: 0bcad7543d5c84e⋯.jpg (104.8 KB, 711x715, 711:715, 03ac6fad589552eaa69cb991d5….jpg)

>>1123346

>Zwid is one of the more decent posters, surprisingly.


 No.1123353

File: de56eca456081ff⋯.png (238.4 KB, 749x1000, 749:1000, uchisukui_touhou_inaba tew….png)

File: 64f9c9b1de26b8d⋯.webm (307.98 KB, 256x320, 4:5, takorin_touhou_inaba tewi….webm)

tewi is cute and i would like to dick her and reisen at the same time


 No.1123354

File: b8938b4d4ce06dc⋯.png (10.87 KB, 500x250, 2:1, 1455515783898.png)


 No.1123355

>>1123348

He's consistently been the worst poster in HSG, they don't know what they're talking about


 No.1123356

File: 3d7ffb4fec55702⋯.png (60.9 KB, 600x541, 600:541, 1436840077789.png)


 No.1123357

hunt some rats


 No.1123358

loli tulpa


 No.1123359

i think I'll actually cry a little if shitto ends up dying


 No.1123360

>>1123359

stop pretending to be a faggot


 No.1123361

>>1123360

i'm sorry for being human anon


 No.1123362

File: 8d067b16e48465f⋯.jpg (289.34 KB, 633x693, 211:231, hakurei reimu and remilia ….jpg)

I smell pizza coming from the kitchen for some reason


 No.1123363

stop pretending to be straight


 No.1123364

*keeps procrastinating until the end of time*


 No.1123365

File: ad51e7000484ca3⋯.png (1.92 MB, 1280x1840, 16:23, This is your dream, isn't ….png)


 No.1123366

>>1123362

maybe there's a ghost making pizza for you


 No.1123367

[wonk voice] i hate these straight cissies in this thread *sits on toilet to pee*


 No.1123368

*be bi but claims to be straight*

DEVILISH

E

V

I

L

I

S

H


 No.1123369

*sits on toilet*

*starts peeing but holding my dick up diagonally so it goes over the stall wall and hits wonk*


 No.1123370

>>1123365

i really don't understand chastity cages or why they've become such a "thing"


 No.1123371

>>1123361

fags aren't human


 No.1123372

*goes commando*


 No.1123373

File: 2dfdb00b7b3c9ce⋯.jpg (87.79 KB, 800x1000, 4:5, C53Uyo1WQAEKuR0.jpg)

>>1123370

it's uhhhhhhh

hot


 No.1123374

>>1123370

it's a sub thing


 No.1123375

*pops a wicked huge boner*


 No.1123376

>>1123373

not my cup of tea is all


 No.1123377

wwhens eri comin back


 No.1123378

File: 0b6505c88d9bc8a⋯.png (458.07 KB, 717x1012, 717:1012, xialuluo (sharuro)_touhou_….png)


 No.1123379

>Essentially, in order to comply with Patreon guidelines and more importantly UK Law, I have toned down some lines in the game that previously explicitly showed a withdrawal of consent.

WEW


 No.1123380

>>1123379

whomstdve


 No.1123381

File: 17fc0df27c71aa6⋯.png (2.71 MB, 3300x1050, 22:7, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1123382

>>1123379

>UK Law

is it a crime to depict rape?


 No.1123383

james dambro sits to tinkle because his peepee is too small to aim


 No.1123384

>>1123382

its illegal to depict anything that isn't vanilla in the uk

spanking porn is illegal to produce there

the government can revoke your rights whenever too


 No.1123385

File: 1b57e94300fe67c⋯.png (615.77 KB, 1057x1500, 1057:1500, 108.png)


 No.1123386

shut up


 No.1123387

File: 671ccb9b4290a88⋯.png (275.37 KB, 915x389, 915:389, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1123380

>>1123382

trap quest

I honestly don't think it'll be that much of an issue but the concept is hilarious.


 No.1123388

>>1123383

i have no problem standing up to pee

i just prefer to sit

gives me some phone time and the option to shit if need be

i don't understand this weird fragile masculinity surrounding standing up to pee but i'm absolutely

not surprised that you're on board with it

>>1123384

source?


 No.1123389

>>1123382

they tried to ban facesitting porn too


 No.1123390

File: 96339c942441720⋯.png (362.43 KB, 700x700, 1:1, IMG_5656.PNG)


 No.1123391

File: 2a534df9b465f4a⋯.png (1.55 MB, 1301x956, 1301:956, 1516820700605.png)


 No.1123392

>>1123391

i'm not upset


 No.1123393

>>1123388

>gives me some phone time

how long are you peeing

>the option to shit if need be

i can at least understand that


 No.1123394

>>1123390

dumb bratposter


 No.1123395

*sits down to pee, on a chair in another room whilst my enormous penis flails wildly like a firehose in the bathroom as i piss all over the walls*


 No.1123396

>>1123391

Ban them.


 No.1123397

>>1123393

peeing generally takes me less than a minute and then for the next 4 or so I do shit on my phone


 No.1123398

sitting down to pee is literally a sign of a small wee wee


 No.1123399

g-grower master race!


 No.1123400

>pee sitting down

>dick is too long and it touches the inside of the toilet bowl


 No.1123401

how would a small penis prevent you from peeing while standing up in any way


 No.1123402

File: ddbf65534b57eea⋯.png (235.15 KB, 768x665, 768:665, ClipboardImage.png)

cancel that source request i found it

http://www.bbfc.co.uk/sites/default/files/attachments/BBFC%20Classification%20Guidelines%202014_5.pdf

i can't find any source that actually shows the law banned face-sitting but there were protests that involved face-sitting

it also apparently banned showing female ejaculation? which is nuts


 No.1123403

File: a9b51275b12d6e5⋯.png (408.54 KB, 640x640, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1123404

yea the nagatoro is just a dream, she's a catgirl and then turns into a succ


 No.1123405

>>1123403

I was watching rachel ray with my sister in law a few hours ago and she fucked up a lasagna real bad


 No.1123406

i want nagatoro to succ me


 No.1123407

>>1123405

thats downright embarrassin

giada wouldnt do somethin like that


 No.1123408

i can't believe android 17 is fucking dead for like a year until he's wished back


 No.1123409

haha what do you think nagatoro's feet would smell like lol


 No.1123410

>>1123409

anon's farts


 No.1123411

spongelord taking off his chastity cage so that he can peel the foreskin of his beautiful feminine girl penis back when he pees


 No.1123412

File: d0e37bd7e40eba1⋯.png (247.84 KB, 926x716, 463:358, just relax.png)


 No.1123413

>>1123411

sponge is circumcised


 No.1123414

File: 75a02be11ad063f⋯.png (131.77 KB, 600x565, 120:113, no.png)


 No.1123415

>>1123354

I miss joeyposting


 No.1123417

>parents yell at me to sign up for some coding class around here

>don't because it's probably shit and most likely costs a fortune

>check after it's over

>it was $8000 plus other fees

wew laddie


 No.1123418

>>1123417

big wew


 No.1123419

Real JK Pussy


 No.1123420

File: 14155faaa43b391⋯.png (643.42 KB, 1280x1301, 1280:1301, ClipboardImage.png)

did someone say zarya


 No.1123421

fuck the uk


 No.1123422


 No.1123423

hsg what should i have for lunch


 No.1123424

>>1123423

i p

z z


 No.1123425

File: 9cf1e2c5afa46b6⋯.jpg (49.55 KB, 342x342, 1:1, 1490462611565.jpg)


 No.1123426

im havin some leftover le burg

lil mayo, lil castup, lil pepperjack cheese

delish


 No.1123427

>>1123420

if only her bootyhole was visible


 No.1123428

i’m wearing my mom’s pants


 No.1123429

i can see sponge going down the incest route


 No.1123430

I can see sponge going down a lot of degenerate routes


 No.1123431

*goes down the clips4sale tranny route*


 No.1123432

which poster has the cutest butt


 No.1123433

>>1123432

i will once i develop my eating disorder


 No.1123434

>>1123432

stabs by default


 No.1123435

>>1123432

probably one of the fat posters


 No.1123436

which poster has the smallest dick


 No.1123437

>>1123436

me! ME!


 No.1123438

i miss vfan


 No.1123439


 No.1123440

>>1123436

sponge


 No.1123441

>>1123436

flaccid or erect?


 No.1123442


 No.1123443

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

How Cup Noodles Made The Best Anime Commercials | Animator Spotlight


 No.1123444

whoops i napped for almost two hours


 No.1123445

File: 82be9108ea16fd1⋯.jpg (234.53 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, IMG_0460.JPG)


 No.1123446

>>1123445

the picture opens upside down so it looked like boobs for a second


 No.1123447


 No.1123448

which poster is the biggest homosexual (the answer is cletus)


 No.1123449

i'm so straight that it overflows around to gay


 No.1123450

>>1123445

hey babe


 No.1123451

>>1123446

das epic

>>1123448

jealous lol


 No.1123452

XLR

go..


 No.1123453

>>1123448

excuse you the answer is ME


 No.1123454

i had to make a game in inform 7 for a class and it was really obnoxious

i don't really know how aika does it


 No.1123455

*completely normal bowel movement that ends with a tiny smelly burst of diarrhea*


 No.1123456

File: 1d646c7f20f02ff⋯.png (238.05 KB, 420x316, 105:79, 20180213_154012.png)


 No.1123457

File: d87da32cc0e24fd⋯.png (51.63 KB, 322x255, 322:255, 1357413462060.png)

>KCD has loading screens before every cutscene

>but it doesnt autosave


 No.1123458

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

rocco could have been one of the greatest actors of our generation if he had wanted to


 No.1123459

File: fdc5e3347800e41⋯.jpeg (28.7 KB, 299x235, 299:235, 6BD11C08-CEA2-476E-AB13-6….jpeg)


 No.1123460

i jerked off while wearing my mom's pants btw

there's no correlation or anything there tho


 No.1123461

>>1123460

>"there's no correlation or anything there tho"

>he mumbled unconvincingly


 No.1123462

>>1123460

Why even mention it?


 No.1123463

>"Objective: Run!"

>okay i got a horse, time to run away

>get killed by three horse archers that were following me

>"lol jk you're actually supposed to fight them while you're running away"

i dont like videogames


 No.1123464

File: 0cd6d119eb33bc6⋯.png (702.54 KB, 571x684, 571:684, charlotta.png)


 No.1123465

>>1123462

because it's epic!


 No.1123466

also the hydra fight in twilight forest is actually kind of hard


 No.1123467

>>1123462

really makes you think


 No.1123468

if kingdom come deliverance is the kind of game that gives you immediate objectives that pop up on screen then i don't want it


 No.1123469

>Researchers funded by the US military are developing appliances to record neural activity and automatically stimulate the brain to treat mental illness.

>funded by the US military

i dont trust like that.


 No.1123470

>>1123469

>and automatically stimulate the brain to treat mental illness.

CAN'T FENCE THE PENCE


 No.1123471

>>1123460

you jerk off with pants on?


 No.1123472

also wtf don't do that while wearing her pants


 No.1123473

>>1123469

apparently there's a point at which recall "hiccups" and if you shock a part of the brain right a that point, you can remember like 15% better?

it's only been tested in epileptics, which is who it's for, but i'm sure the general use will spread with similar technologies


 No.1123474

>>1123472

they’re my pants now


 No.1123475

>>1123469

pence utilizing that president money sooner than i thought


 No.1123476

how long until state armies don't even exist and everything is PMCs


 No.1123477

i blew out my knee out

i told my doctor it was because i was working out, instead of the truth that i was dancing with my dog and things got too extreme


 No.1123478

>>1123477

jesus christ anon...


 No.1123479

>>1123477

i can only take this as some weird innuendo for bestiality


 No.1123480

>>1123479

that might actually be less pathetic than the truth


 No.1123481

File: 272752e5a878e1a⋯.png (324.08 KB, 500x500, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 7576e2e906b5173⋯.png (109.3 KB, 200x272, 25:34, ClipboardImage.png)

DEVILISH


 No.1123482

>>1123474

you should have mentioned that beforehand


 No.1123483

>>1123481

is that for realsies

they look tasty


 No.1123484

>>1123480

do you think your doctor would rather hear

a) you dancing with your dog

b) you fucking your dog


 No.1123485

File: 9bf4ea0135764c3⋯.png (274.53 KB, 978x1080, 163:180, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1123486

>>1123484

at least there's some perverse, primal instinct driving b

there is no explanation for a


 No.1123487

>>1123486

are you a real life idiot


 No.1123488

>>1123486

>there is no explanation for a

doing silly shit with your dog?

what's wrong with you


 No.1123489

>>1123485

Halal Certified


 No.1123490

IF YOU READ THIS POST YOU'RE A BIIIIIIITCH


 No.1123491

>>1123487

i'm really cool

but totally secret

and you know what

life's never been the same


 No.1123492

>having sex with your dog is more accepting than dancing with it

wtf


 No.1123493

>they made a sequel to uno called dos


 No.1123494

>>1123482

i mean, they’re mine because i took them out of the laundry and started wearing them


 No.1123495

File: c1a2e38d57263dd⋯.png (606.04 KB, 684x534, 114:89, ClipboardImage.png)

pick one


 No.1123496

File: 840a3f3deecb774⋯.png (789.69 KB, 800x600, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1123495

i think the one on the left looks decent in this picture


 No.1123497

>>1123495

her hair looks like cotton candy


 No.1123498

>>1123497

you have selected:

choice 2


 No.1123499

sorry, i have a jorb.


 No.1123500

>>1123499

play while on the clock


 No.1123501

>>1123500

but then i won't have a jorb and i need a jorb to pay for my cat's food and chicken nuggets


 No.1123502

File: 11bc481cca6c0d6⋯.png (3.62 MB, 1271x1920, 1271:1920, 2398442 - Carol Idlecil OK….png)


 No.1123503

>>1123501

tell your cats to get off their lazy asses and get a job


 No.1123504

I'm burnt and it feels like someone has slugged me in the face. At least the cute coworker agreed to go out with me.


 No.1123505

File: 975617d04234d26⋯.jpg (62.52 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, grumpymirror.jpg)

i lost the cables for my psu and the replacement cable i bought doesn't actually fit


 No.1123506

>>1123501

you have an actual programming job right

is html necessary to learn before a ""real"" language


 No.1123507

>>1123506

html isn't a programming language, it's a markup language.

so no.


 No.1123508

>>1123506

absolutely not, they're really not even related


 No.1123509

>>1123506

>hyper

>text

>markup

>language


 No.1123510

>>1123506

not really?

if you're doing web programming then yeah, but you don't need to know that in order to learn programming -- my first programs were choose your own adventure games on graphing calculators


 No.1123511

>>1123506

Depends. If you're doing web development then you should have at least a basic understanding of it. Otherwise no. HTML isn't hard to learn though.


 No.1123512

>>1123510

whoa me too


 No.1123513


 No.1123514

i am so fucking mad about losing the cables


 No.1123515

File: 7de8aa04fa3344e⋯.webm (1.6 MB, 640x360, 16:9, lust penis.webm)


 No.1123516

Actually if you want to start practicing with JavaScript right click anywhere on the page, choose "Inspect," and then go to the "Console" tab that just appeared. This will let you practice with simple operations as well as monkeying around with the document.


 No.1123517

javascript bad

do sicp

then learn c

then do whatever the fuck you want


 No.1123518

>look up recipes

>get gigantic humongous blog posts about how good and wholesome this recipe is and everyone in my family loved it and the deep history of how i learned this recipe while living in London and also i just gave birth to my third child so enjoy the recipe :))))))))


 No.1123519

[in shitto voice] but what about ruby


 No.1123520

>>1123519

ruby's for weebs


 No.1123521

>>1123518

the comments are always just as bad

>"hey i don't get the good reviews, i made this spaghetti except i replaced the beef with chicken and i replaced the tomatoes with peppers and i didn't use any noodles and it just wasn't good, gotta rate this recipe a 1/5 sorry"


 No.1123522

File: 8f97bcefcafe1a0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 938.05 KB, 1900x2000, 19:20, 2396792 - Pearl Ruby Steve….jpg)

>>1123519

>>1123520

what ABOUT ruby?


 No.1123523


 No.1123524

>>1123522

i've got a bad feel about this click, but i trust you rev


 No.1123525

File: 33b781ce3283827⋯.png (781.69 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1123522

i meant the language

>>1123520

for weebs?


 No.1123526

.....................................................................................................................re.........v..................


 No.1123527

sion

go


 No.1123528

A deranged mastermind once cloned and grew his own batch of revlings to fight as his strapping mandingo fightslaves

But when he put them in the arena they didn't fight

They just wobbled around complaining about arthritis and hearing problems and were far too concerned with looking for cigarettes and loose change to fight

So he let them loose into the world


 No.1123529

>>1123525

the creator is japanese


 No.1123530

>>1123529

ah, cool, i guess


 No.1123531

File: 7b4dec65279f147⋯.png (495.95 KB, 817x612, 817:612, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1123532

rev youre up


 No.1123533

File: 41f1ea7aa983140⋯.jpg (50.66 KB, 297x411, 99:137, boigahs.jpg)


 No.1123534

sponge


 No.1123535

File: 25938021a67951d⋯.png (314.18 KB, 420x316, 105:79, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 25938021a67951d⋯.png (314.18 KB, 420x316, 105:79, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 25938021a67951d⋯.png (314.18 KB, 420x316, 105:79, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 25938021a67951d⋯.png (314.18 KB, 420x316, 105:79, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 25938021a67951d⋯.png (314.18 KB, 420x316, 105:79, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1123536

what if

u wanted to play advance wars

but sponge said

nah fam let me take an entire day to move


 No.1123537

>>1123536

tbh i'd be fine if everyone made a move at least once a day


 No.1123538

>>1123537

i certainly wouldnt complain


 No.1123539

File: 79a155d0ec2c8c2⋯.png (542.72 KB, 707x500, 707:500, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1123540

File: 1f44c563e29494d⋯.png (588.04 KB, 886x482, 443:241, 1377586005770.png)


 No.1123541

Is there a browser that sill uses a single process or are they all just a clusterfuck now


 No.1123542

fuc my bones


 No.1123543

i'm gonna stall sponge on skype so he doesn't take his turn all night


 No.1123544

>>1123541

waterfox?

maxathon?

edge?

surf?


 No.1123545

File: bcbda9fbfa94b1a⋯.png (47.3 KB, 477x463, 477:463, ClipboardImage.png)

in the meantime post how much dosh you have

I'm fucking stacked

bow to me


 No.1123546

File: 1dee3f4de9c4471⋯.png (108.14 KB, 821x718, 821:718, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1123545

what good is all that money if you don't use it?


 No.1123547

>>1123544

I'll try waterfox.

I use chrome for normal things but I can't cheat in flash games (or html5 or whatever they run on now) easily else.


 No.1123548

How is Vivaldi? I remember hearing about it because it was made by the people who made opera before opera turned into "chrome, but worse".


 No.1123549

something that would also help my computer run better is not always having 30+ tabs up

really gotta work on that


 No.1123550


 No.1123551

>>1123546

you'll see...


 No.1123552

>>1123539

huge epic


 No.1123553

xlr go


 No.1123554

>decide to make goat cheese scrambled eggs for dinner

>accidentally put in too much cream

>too lazy to wash out frying pan and it looks clean enough so whatever

>it wasn't clean enough

>too much cream means that it's still liquidy even though the eggs are decently cooked

>whatever was burnt on the pan turns the eggs a light brown

>throw in the goat cheese and eat it anyways

>it's fucking delicious

i love being shit at cooking


 No.1123555

File: ff97f90335dd278⋯.png (3.31 KB, 204x74, 102:37, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1123556

any modern web browser is going to be a memory hogging terrible piece of shit and you're just gonna have to live with it


 No.1123557

>>1123556

I don't care about the memory hogging I specifically care about my ability to cheat in shitty flash games.


 No.1123558

although i probably should

i don't know if I'm using any scripts that heavily depend on being on chrome but i should maybe look into other browsers


 No.1123559

get away from my comm tower you disgusting fat furry weeb........... smh..........


 No.1123560

i still haven't even seen another person's unit yet and i'm scared shitless


 No.1123561

File: f50b0c25c022fe8⋯.gif (22 KB, 160x160, 1:1, megatank.gif)

sion


 No.1123562

>extended myself into three fronts

whoops!!!!


 No.1123563

>>1123561

suck my dang peepee


 No.1123564

File: 9b9ca834f451701⋯.png (1.42 MB, 620x850, 62:85, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1123565

rev


 No.1123566

everyone is building their little meter thingies and i'm still at 0%


 No.1123567

>>1123562

you absolute fool

you sent infantry to take on two tank units?


 No.1123568

>>1123566

It builds by taking and doing damage

The more expensive the unit taking damage the faster the meter build


 No.1123569

>>1123567

i didn't know there were two tank units when i moved my infantry there!!!


 No.1123570

File: 41f1ea7aa983140⋯.jpg (50.66 KB, 297x411, 99:137, boigahs.jpg)

>>1123569

that's why I tried to send a recon unit around but cletus decided to be a douche


 No.1123571

File: 88225bd5afc4019⋯.jpg (29.12 KB, 460x345, 4:3, interesting.jpg)

>not letting yourself get scouted for free is being a douche


 No.1123572

spongeturn


 No.1123573

what is the hsg of porn


 No.1123574

>>1123573

Minecraft erotica


 No.1123575

File: 960e7a33d5e22f4⋯.jpg (185.4 KB, 1680x1050, 8:5, Image1.jpg)

ha, one of the weekly challenge tasks overlapped with a task I hadn't done yet


 No.1123576

what is the dark souls of minecraft erotica


 No.1123577

>>1123573

Flesh Gordon?


 No.1123578

kingdom come deliverance is pretty shit but pretty good also

this concludes my kcd report


 No.1123579

File: 9610d0f82fcebc9⋯.png (521.03 KB, 500x707, 500:707, 5336079.png)

File: 7aa23bc5febfdec⋯.png (171.31 KB, 461x600, 461:600, 5335908.png)

File: def582f0bb227af⋯.jpg (265.13 KB, 400x633, 400:633, 5336076.jpg)

mood


 No.1123580

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

i feel like i posted about this before but i can't find it in the archives


 No.1123581

every day i'm tacoing


 No.1123582

Does anyone remember strider's edge


 No.1123583

>>1123582

i didn't want to, thanks


 No.1123584

>>1123580

how long can y'all go for

i made it 37 seconds in


 No.1123585

File: 47ef03eabc5e38e⋯.jpg (21.84 KB, 290x300, 29:30, profile_picture_by_andrew_….jpg)


 No.1123586

>>1123582

i never read it but i remember people talking about it


 No.1123587

>>1123582

i started it a few times but never finished

i should


 No.1123588

>>1123580

that looks so bad


 No.1123589

I don't remember any other one besides strider's edge

I don't even remember what that one was about


 No.1123590

>>1123580

the taxes joke made me breathe a little bit harder out of my nose but it doesn't make up for everything else


 No.1123591

File: 6c8c1db4abf1693⋯.png (14.47 KB, 264x193, 264:193, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1123592

File: e593f2544903519⋯.jpg (374.32 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, 1517324241004.jpg)


 No.1123593

>>1123589

if memory serves it's loosely based off of brideshead revisited


 No.1123594

>>1123593

What's brideshead revisited


 No.1123595

File: a333f7f08bc2bf2⋯.jpg (460.13 KB, 1603x1117, 1603:1117, BiBo_friends.jpg)

BiBo


 No.1123596

>>1123592

look at this beautiful cat


 No.1123597

>>1123594

it's a book about a dude who falls in with old money


 No.1123598

File: 8e9c462860615ca⋯.png (492.14 KB, 525x666, 175:222, ClipboardImage.png)

yeah


 No.1123599

all i remember is being obscenely jealous of john


 No.1123600

>>1123598

the three eye girl is a lot better than not vriska


 No.1123601

hsg im getting a little suicide-y again


 No.1123602

>>1123600

Wasn't one of three eye girl's bullet points "Not Vriska"


 No.1123603

>>1123601

do it live ese


 No.1123604

>>1123602

"Probably" Vriska


 No.1123605

>>1123602

I thought she was "probably vriska" and the other one was "not vriska"


 No.1123606

why do you all have to be such wickedly depraved retrogrades


 No.1123607

strider's edge was shit and you're a fuck if you liked it


 No.1123608

>>1123591

is it bad that i like dave/roxy a little


 No.1123609

>>1123607

looks like you're just not intelligent/mature enough to handle a real fanfic


 No.1123610

strider's edge is the my immortal of mspaintadventure


 No.1123611

>>1123608

Dave "mother lover" Strider strikes again


 No.1123612

why is every thicc thread ever ruined by people coming in to bitch about how they hate thicc


 No.1123613

oh! I just remembered another one isla harley


 No.1123614

strider's edge is so much more offensive to me than just regular bad fanfiction because it's not even attempting to actually represent the characters

some buttfink just wrote a shitty, completely unrelated """sad""" story about pretentious young adults and their stupid problems, and then slapped homestuck characters' names on them so somebody (aka wonk-tier idiots) would actually read their fucking pile of SHIT

it's everything wrong with fanfiction and so of course it is homestuck's most popular fanficion because this fanbase is a some kind of ever-escalating space-race retard contest


 No.1123615

I read Harvey Potter and the methods of rationality, thoughts?


 No.1123616

File: 93db7f01c4ea9f2⋯.png (692.14 KB, 1153x797, 1153:797, no hecks given.png)

lightly buttered tricolor fusilli with o. oil and some pepper

mwah


 No.1123617

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1123606

the generous explanation is that extended time on the internet has exposed us to things that are closer to what we want and given us language to express it

like if you felt weird as a kid when watching the attached video. As an adult, how would you experience it again? how would you talk about it with others?


 No.1123618

>>1123547

>>1123555

i forgot that this game changed to a completely separate process instead of just the browser's process

wew


 No.1123619

>>1123617

why the FUCK did you pick that video as an example xlr


 No.1123620

>>1123619

i mean he's a furry, maybe he's into force feeding too


 No.1123621

why not like bugs bunny in a dress, that's the perennial example of weird childhood attraction

why a dog being forcefed gravy


 No.1123622

>>1123621

i'm slightly curious as to how he even found it


 No.1123623

>>1123621

it's xlr


 No.1123624

>>1123620

i'm neutral on all feeder fetishes

>>1123621

cross-dressing isn't niche enough.

>>1123622

i searched dog funnel gravy


 No.1123625

>>1123612

shut it fatty lover


 No.1123626

>>1123617

offtopic but force feeding gives me more willies than actual gore

am i weird on this


 No.1123627

File: 01312465e5f00dd⋯.png (3.15 KB, 336x38, 168:19, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1123626

I don't know about more than gore but it's definitely bad.


 No.1123628

i remember in the target i overheard a kid saying to his mom: "i like bowser the most, is that weird?"

that poor mom


 No.1123629

being force fed a big tub of gravy through a funnel is torturous and cringey

i would say it's on par with squidward's toenail getting ripped off or ren ripping off his tooth


 No.1123630

i can't get over the gravy funnel


 No.1123631

>toking up while watching weedplank

good shit mates


 No.1123632

>>1123628

well at least he didn't say he liked yoshi the most


 No.1123633

so long, gay bowser


 No.1123634

i thought yoshi was hot when i was little


 No.1123635

>>1123634

i am the least surprised I have ever been


 No.1123636

I had a friend who admitted to me that the first thing he masturbated to was yoshi eating him and laying him as an egg


 No.1123637

>>1123636

that’s fucking epic


 No.1123638

File: 58980ee4b54a799⋯.png (574.14 KB, 1280x1493, 1280:1493, 0dc5d05b-9077-443f-8ef2-4c….png)

THEY'RE ONTO US


 No.1123639

>>1123638

It would be better if she could lay you as an egg, and were more of a dinosaur.


 No.1123640

File: 1b2c017f48f40ff⋯.png (143.92 KB, 330x500, 33:50, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1123641

File: 49d97fdc0b0c01c⋯.jpg (451.66 KB, 849x1200, 283:400, tumblr_oxevefRyxX1txobcfo1….jpg)


 No.1123642

>>1123638

well shit


 No.1123643

I wish I joined that game and then never took my turn.


 No.1123644

turn


 No.1123645

>>1123640

nani the fuck dude


 No.1123646

>>1123640

big epic


 No.1123647

the olympics is fucking scripted


 No.1123648


 No.1123649

>>1123647

I know the opening ceremonies on tv have fake visual effects sometimes but what do you mean

like the actual games are rigged


 No.1123650

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.1123651

>>1123640

cletus......


 No.1123652

>>1123650

rip apollo


 No.1123653

xlr go


 No.1123654

>>1123649

saun white just won the halfbowl again


 No.1123655

take-your-turn-posting should be punished


 No.1123656

>>1123655

Grant, ban this man


 No.1123657

sponge's turn


 No.1123658

When is it the white man's turn?


 No.1123659


 No.1123660

rev, you're up


 No.1123661

>>1123660

>>1123657

No it's still XLRs turn shut up


 No.1123662

when did you first realize that bears are just seals with ears


 No.1123663

Should I get a new phone now, or wait for the big 2018 phones to come out


 No.1123664

>>1123662

uhhh I don't think bears have fused hind legs or flippers my guy


 No.1123665

>>1123656

damn the man!


 No.1123666

sion. we're waiting dude.


 No.1123667

when will be mine turn


 No.1123668

File: df9ea689d155345⋯.png (39.67 KB, 375x414, 125:138, ClipboardImage.png)

It's still XLR's turn


 No.1123669

uh

boigahs?

hurry up dude


 No.1123670

>>1123663

!?!?!?!


 No.1123671

ben it's your turn


 No.1123672

what a fucking awful thread


 No.1123673

File: a6389d295384722⋯.jpg (119.9 KB, 700x440, 35:22, 1518566501902.jpg)


 No.1123674

>>1123669

what do you mean


 No.1123675

>>1123673

RIBBON STILL EXISTS


 No.1123676

*braps your boss*


 No.1123677

james it's your turn


 No.1123678

>>1123675

(adeleine too)


 No.1123679

>>1123673

I've seen too much porn of the bitch from robobot


 No.1123680

kirby has the best waifus provemewrongyoucant


 No.1123681

Should I just get the Razer phone/Pixel 2 instead of waiting for whatever new phone samsung puts out this year?

*thinking emoji*


 No.1123682

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

very excited for the krb


 No.1123683

dithering the game


 No.1123684


 No.1123685

Kirby should not be a $60 game


 No.1123686

>>1123685

nah fuck you


 No.1123687

>>1123686

I like the games, but they're more like 30-40 dollar games.


 No.1123688

i think air ride was the last kirby game i played, like 15 years ago


 No.1123689

i still haven't gotten through the true arena in robobo planet. i really should get around to that


 No.1123690

whet neggy knowb


 No.1123691

i'm havin one of those, er, whatcha call 'em, libcuckful nights, if you know what i'm sayin


 No.1123692

File: 1d0b487c9c3fc12⋯.png (465.98 KB, 1136x640, 71:40, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1123693

i used to volunteer at an aspca shelter and they were always so rude to me


 No.1123694

cum


 No.1123695

give me a common phrase


 No.1123696

>>1123695

"turn of phrase"


 No.1123697

>>1123695

shut up


 No.1123698

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme (please click it's good)


 No.1123699

>>1123698

i don't want to like it but i can't stop myself


 No.1123700

XLR!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE WORSE THAN SPONGE!!!!!!!!


 No.1123701

>>1123695

fuck you


 No.1123702

hey, let XLR figure out how to TRY to recover from sending one infantry into two tanks


 No.1123703

its your turn

its your turn

its your turn

its your turn

its your turn

its your turn

its your turn

its your turn

its your turn


 No.1123704

>>1123703

u had ur chance to join u jealous littel bitnch......


 No.1123705

File: 2afaf24b026a20b⋯.png (3.88 MB, 1800x2200, 9:11, ClipboardImage.png)

rollin


 No.1123706

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


 No.1123707

___ apply directly to the forehead


 No.1123708

15 15 15 15 15 15

or 71

or 28


 No.1123709

>>1123705

these can be cool if its like those rpg parties or that god one but whats the point where its literally just like 5 different types of girls who can touch your dick


 No.1123710

want zelda gf


 No.1123711

Dice rollRolled 85 (1d100)

>>1123705

roll


 No.1123712

File: 3b609c0f17d2e1c⋯.png (62 KB, 441x406, 63:58, tumblr_inline_o3eha5tQ9F1r….png)


 No.1123713

Dice rollRolled 93 (1d100)

nothing gay, please god, just this once


 No.1123714

File: bd179fa91e5710a⋯.png (77.49 KB, 351x379, 351:379, masturbation.png)

>>1123705

>24

>If you have above average social skills, after five years of trying you can convince her to get her little sister involved. You will live and work on a farm.


 No.1123715

Dice rollRolled 85 (1d100)

i forgot about dice let me at it


 No.1123716

worse than gay

goddammit


 No.1123717


 No.1123718

how do I roll


 No.1123719

Dice rollRolled 56 (1d100)

>dimension hopping squid monster

i'm okay with this


 No.1123720

can i reroll since i don't want to have a threesome with that other guy and the octopus snail thing


 No.1123721

need a pack of gerudo women to rape me right now with their salty gritty pussies


 No.1123722

>>1123720

we can take turns


 No.1123723

can someone just roll for me.


 No.1123724

Dice rollRolled 78 (1d100)

>>1123705

rollan


 No.1123725

>>1123705

One of these things is not like the others....♩ ♪ ♫


 No.1123726

Dice rollRolled 93 (1d100)

>>1123723

horse roll


 No.1123727

Dice rollRolled 76 (1d100)

>>1123705


 No.1123728

what the fuck i rolled 93 twice


 No.1123729

>>1123724

>78

i think im okay with this?


 No.1123730

File: df08701ba29566c⋯.png (131.04 KB, 419x421, 419:421, woreu.png)


 No.1123731

Dice rollRolled 62 (1d100)

>>1123705


 No.1123732

File: e65304b2fb92670⋯.png (10.6 KB, 226x310, 113:155, ClipboardImage.png)

want oracle of ages/seasons impa gf


 No.1123733

Dice rollRolled 7 (1d100)

>>1123731

no.


 No.1123734

>>1123731

>>1123732

wtf is happening


 No.1123735

>>1123730

I'm rolling for you, cunt


 No.1123736

>two 85s

>two 93s

>guy rolls a 62 right as i make oracle impa gf post


 No.1123737

anyone who rerolls gets no wife


 No.1123738

>>1123736

Meme magic is real!


 No.1123739

Dice rollRolled 23 (1d100)

hm


 No.1123740

Dice rollRolled 67 (1d100)

>Lulu

Meh


 No.1123741

Dice rollRolled 44 (1d100)

ok


 No.1123742


 No.1123743

>Maku tree

MEME MAGIC IS NOT REAL ITS NOT REAL


 No.1123744

File: 4ee0deb0160cc54⋯.gif (8.79 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 457d8f24d7d7191948ff9e0a57….gif)


 No.1123745

will sell my soul for a midna fuck buddy


 No.1123746

sad to say but botw has the worst impa by far


 No.1123747

would you continue living if you weren't able to have sex or masturbate


 No.1123748

ages and seasons a best


 No.1123749

>>1123705

I don't get the point of these charts.


 No.1123750

>>1123742

i already have one anyway


 No.1123751

hsg i've been up since like 5am and now it's almost midnight and i don't feel tired what do i do


 No.1123752

File: f046a359a89c233⋯.png (22.22 KB, 750x169, 750:169, IMG_1074.PNG)


 No.1123753

>>1123750

nice humblebrag


 No.1123754

>>1123751

are you me


 No.1123755

File: 9c8e517aff5c2f8⋯.jpg (73.53 KB, 591x694, 591:694, __akiyama_yukari_girls_und….jpg)

>>1123753

you can get one too, it's easy.


 No.1123756

yukari is a whore


 No.1123757

crawling in my (blank)


 No.1123758


 No.1123759

>>1123757

tunnel under the border wall


 No.1123760

hey


 No.1123761

>>1123760

whats good


 No.1123762

>>1123761

i just woke up


 No.1123763

Dice rollRolled 76 (1d100)

>>1123762

oh word


 No.1123764

fucking dice


 No.1123765

since the dice are broken I feel no need to abide by my wife.


 No.1123766

File: d44267024b4334e⋯.png (983.36 KB, 680x866, 340:433, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1123767

who would win in a battle to the death

sans or biggie smalls


 No.1123768

sako’s brittle kneecaps and flimsy ligaments


 No.1123769

>>1123768

thinkin bout fighting him huh


 No.1123770

>>1123769

he’d want to fight but i’d just force him to hit my vape and listen to girlsrituals


 No.1123771

>>1123770

sounds like a good time


 No.1123772

I wouldn't be good in a fight, I just can't deal with pain. My dog bumped the bony part of his skull into that bony bit right above my eye last night and I was out for the count for like a minute


 No.1123773

thats why hes called bitch horse, folks


 No.1123774

Hakata Tonkotsu Ramens is uh

good

so is thunderbolt fantasy


 No.1123775

>>1123773

uhhhhhhh fuck you????


 No.1123776

>>1123775

fuck u bud


 No.1123777

*goes to sleep forever*

he llo god


 No.1123778

Dice rollRolled 59 (1d100)

>>1123705

gogogo


 No.1123779

File: a30d43ec91552d7⋯.gif (429.85 KB, 720x540, 4:3, 996E9A07-45D9-4207-A3DD-C9….gif)


 No.1123780

i wanna like

see a riot

not really participate but like, watch a bit

thatd be sweet


 No.1123781

>>1123779

dilemma

big dick cumming hands free: i like

everything else: i dont

will viewing this turn me into a fartlover


 No.1123782

>>1123780

https://www.cytu.be/r/Coolhole

we're watching Eagles fans riot


 No.1123783

>>1123782

the super bowl was like 10 days ago wasn't it


 No.1123784

File: 7d751155697c4aa⋯.jpg (79.99 KB, 692x577, 692:577, 1514663592195.jpg)

that feel when u wanna upgrade graphics card but the bitcoin cucks are ruining their prices


 No.1123785

>>1123782

yeah but like

i mean more real life


 No.1123786

the only thing I would use firefox for I can't use on waterfox

Sad!

actually i might not even use firefox either


 No.1123787

>>1123785

online you cant get hit with a beer bottle

plus its easier to yell the n word


 No.1123788

try earth and air fox xD


 No.1123789

all these horny fucks getting chocolate from their granblue waifu and using their real name in-game


 No.1123790

File: 9ebeba4d65a9260⋯.png (8.87 KB, 404x193, 404:193, coolhole.png)

hoooooo boy these look good


 No.1123791

spiritfox


 No.1123792

goo night hsg


 No.1123793

File: 05f1b4b2be76d52⋯.png (699.93 KB, 800x445, 160:89, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1123794

File: 0f4c5aba2d04969⋯.jpg (98.54 KB, 728x752, 91:94, 1518575689962.jpg)


 No.1123795

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

what the absolute FUCK how is this possible


 No.1123796

>>1123781

it’s already too late


 No.1123797

File: 99d703ab762fecf⋯.jpeg (23.56 KB, 480x360, 4:3, DD22E00C-39E8-429E-8F71-A….jpeg)


 No.1123798

>>1123795

practice

or editing magic


 No.1123799

I'm the sexiest man alive


 No.1123800

File: 199cd1b2d18bfab⋯.gif (250.06 KB, 266x243, 266:243, 1518148474584.gif)

never read past chapter 5, should i finish up?


 No.1123801


 No.1123802

brokenspacebar would love to kiss me


 No.1123803

>>1123802

No I would not, you look like you stood behind a screen door and had someone whip shit at your face


 No.1123804

sponge told me in a drunken stupor that he wants to gobble my toes


 No.1123805

I would not want to do anything with any of you because that would be against my heterosexuality.


 No.1123806

>>1123805

except you would love to taste test my feet


 No.1123807

>>1123806

I'm not really into feet.

Or men, for the most part


 No.1123808

>she wants me to eat her ass


 No.1123809

where get more rupee


 No.1123810

>>1123809

octorok


 No.1123811

Dice rollRolled 82 (1d100)

oh i’m too late for this? fuck y’all


 No.1123812

Dice rollRolled 66 (1d100)

if I get a 72 spongelord leaves forever


 No.1123813

>>1123812

if I get 13 you remove your trip


 No.1123814

Dice rollRolled 29 (1d100)

>>1123813

if I get 45 you are a fag


 No.1123815

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

what the fuck you can do that with C4 and fultons?!


 No.1123816

Dice rollRolled 36 (1d100)

I can punch a hole in a mountain


 No.1123817

redpill me on waterfox

is it any good


 No.1123818

>go to sleep

>everyone gets mad


 No.1123819

>>1123817

not really


 No.1123820

File: e37327942d2a508⋯.mp4 (4.35 MB, 850x480, 85:48, deja WHOAH.mp4)

the bullshit I go through for a seven second meme video


 No.1123821

File: 8d88e4034df748d⋯.png (99.71 KB, 623x286, 623:286, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1ed16407a87b1b8⋯.png (119.78 KB, 627x316, 627:316, ClipboardImage.png)

life comes at u fast


 No.1123822

>android games that are huge but dont allow you to move them to the microsd

why le


 No.1123823

>>1123821

i only saw a little about this when i woke up

so like

she called people fag in 2013 and is friends with weev but doesnt agree with his bull shit

idk thats not that bad


 No.1123824

Symmetra has autism?


 No.1123825

*remembers the autistic girl from mirrors edge: catalyst*


 No.1123826

>>1123823

overall, i think the real animosity is with the nyt -- their hires for the opinion section have been trending towards people who put out badly written hot takes in the guise of intellectual/ideological diversity when it's clear they're playing the same click game as everyone else


 No.1123827

>>1123826

the opinions section is stupid anyway, to me


 No.1123828

>>1123827

true, but the nyt byline doesn't mean nothing, you know?


 No.1123829

File: 71fa6f1488fcfc6⋯.png (1.32 MB, 1680x1050, 8:5, the tin man.png)

what can I replace the RASP AIR-S with to make this even more of a joke loadout?


 No.1123830

this isnt even like a depressive episode anymore its more like a depressive 2 hour holiday special


 No.1123831

I can’t wait for all the World Star videos taken during Black Panther screenings


 No.1123832

I'm waiting for one of those "charity screenings" for "at risk urban youth" to end up in a shooting because some dumbass berkeley-ite ended up inviting members of two rival gangs


 No.1123833

how do the scam calls that ask you for gift cards act legit

like

why would the government want fuckin itunes giftcards or whatever


 No.1123834

Dice rollRolled 88 (1d100)

>>1123705

fuck


 No.1123835

Dice rollRolled 63 (1d100)

>>1123834

reroll


 No.1123836

>>1123833

i was gonna say the scam isn't for you, and that its meant for foreigners and the elderly, but I realize that you fit one of those categories now

was the call in German/French or English


 No.1123837

>>1123836

no i didnt get one

im just asking

how does anyone buy that shit


 No.1123838

>>1123837

people are dumb

really really dumb


 No.1123839

i take my simcard while im out here cause like

eh

its effort and money and i aint got nobody to talk to

i communicate with my mom exclusively by email

which is kind of a flaw because if she died too like, itd be a while before i could figure it out


 No.1123840

>>1123837

its an idiot test

thats all there is to it really

having done call center work in the past, i can honestly say that anyone who fell for our shit was dumb as bricks

90% of the employees at this call center were barely literate retards, like they didn't even ask if you had a GED and if you showed up for the interview you'd automatically be hired

and yet old people and foreigners were more than happy to give Dyreekus or Quintisha their financial information

then weeks down the line we'd get a call from these people being like "I DON'T KNOW WHATS HAPPENING I TALK TO ONE PERSON AND NOW 2 DOZEN ARE CALLING WHAT DO I DO" because they literally could not help themselves


 No.1123841

>>1123839

you know you can turn on airplane mode, right? less effort


 No.1123842

another year, another valentine's day with tfw no gf


 No.1123843

>>1123841

yeah but like

i use wifi on my phone, though its baically just an alarm,clock now

i just take the simcard out


 No.1123844

>>1123843

you know you can enable airplane mode then turn wifi on, right?


 No.1123845

>>1123844

i just fuckin take my damn sim card out because i dont want it to switch to active somehow then fuck my ass for 5000$ in foreign country fees orw hatever bullshit at&t does


 No.1123846

File: 88d9e1b2f4f5c1a⋯.png (623.35 KB, 964x1400, 241:350, 033.png)

I have complicated feelings about the rising of the shield hero

The third or so is really great but then it vaults right over the nice satisfying ending it was building up to and goes careening into a shit filled pile of annoying characters and nonsensical plot twists


 No.1123847

>>1123846

shield hero is dog shit

imho

tbh


 No.1123848

File: 3714abecbc16cc0⋯.png (86.83 KB, 500x541, 500:541, 586aac1f1fdce414493f50fd -….png)

me when i hear ravels bolero in anything


 No.1123849

File: daefb16dd82e399⋯.png (622.2 KB, 971x1400, 971:1400, 041.png)

>>1123847

I understand why you think that and I respect your opinion


 No.1123850

File: 6dbc9035482a063⋯.jpg (214.09 KB, 1091x706, 1091:706, 1518506500033.jpg)


 No.1123851

>>1123850

it's epic


 No.1123852

>>1123850

>uncle sam: 197


 No.1123853

if u like h3h3 defriend me from your skype zone


 No.1123854

File: 725b900246c2e63⋯.png (618.21 KB, 525x623, 75:89, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1123855

do you think jamie's girl cucked him with someone who gave her a better final fantasy


 No.1123856

who wants to come to retropalooza with me

gaijin goombah will be there


 No.1123857


 No.1123858


 No.1123859

I was super excited for FF13. That game looked like the fucking future at the time.


 No.1123860

>>1123859

describe its gameplay to me


 No.1123861

>>1123860

i dunno, i hardly remember it at all 'cus i played it for maybe like 4 hours and dropped it.

i wanna play it again some day. i still really like the character designs and music and stuff.


 No.1123862

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1123863

File: dcd95d276c78d69⋯.png (781.64 KB, 1000x680, 25:17, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 5557362b6b2f752⋯.png (1.92 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

The only good thing about 13 was the battle music and Shiva was cool


 No.1123864

>>1123862

the horns in this are great


 No.1123865

apparently 13-2 is actually pretty dang good


 No.1123866

shiva is stupid


 No.1123867

>>1123866

Yeah but in the context of the wacky shit in FF it's cool


 No.1123868

>>1123867

its stupid looking and i hate it


 No.1123869

need more songs in fictional languages


 No.1123870

>>1123868

tastelet


 No.1123871

>>1123860

really watered down linear version of the ffx sphere grid

the entire game is linear as fuck until you get to gran pulse where you get to do some ffxii style hunts (not nearly as good though)

everything is just mediocre and grindy also auto battle lol


 No.1123872

>>1123865

way better than xiii, i was genuinely surprised at how much of an improvement it was


 No.1123873

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is kinda neat


 No.1123874

also rev youre up


 No.1123875

i think i'm just gonna wait for the g-rank version of world to come out, whether it's dlc or a standalone thing or what.


 No.1123876

File: b1de54047dace6c⋯.jpg (86.77 KB, 559x680, 559:680, IMG_1076.JPG)


 No.1123877

>>1123875

im hoping that by the time worlds comes out on pc it has more content

my one bud can't play p3rd with us because it makes him nauseous


 No.1123878

why the fuck do people shorten "Xenoblade Chronicles" to just "Chronicles" It's like abbreviating The Legend of Zelda to The Legend or Super Mario Bros to Super. Also the "chronicles" thing is fucking stupid to begin with, the real title is just "Xenoblade."


 No.1123879

>>1123878

I've never seen anyone do this in me life


 No.1123880

Also its Sions turn


 No.1123881

>>1123878

shut up


 No.1123882

>>1123878

>people shorten "Xenoblade Chronicles" to just "Chronicles"

no one does that


 No.1123883

>>1123880

no it isnt


 No.1123884

File: ad76f0c8c19a730⋯.png (3.05 MB, 1152x2048, 9:16, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1123885

File: 41f1ea7aa983140⋯.jpg (50.66 KB, 297x411, 99:137, boigahs.jpg)


 No.1123886

sponge


 No.1123887

File: 63333115e4d6640⋯.jpg (193.96 KB, 739x1080, 739:1080, obama's enduring legacy.jpg)

­


 No.1123888

File: 6fdb34ae57ba27f⋯.png (337.64 KB, 1294x985, 1294:985, ClipboardImage.png)

wich wud u fug


 No.1123889

i like how they keep shoving new waifus into kirby constantly


 No.1123890

female looking character=waifu


 No.1123891

>>1123888

wheres the puss???


 No.1123892

>>1123890

they're not female looking, they're female and cute as fug


 No.1123893

I got Gilgamesh and Sturm from my single draws during the flash gala


 No.1123894

>>1123893

this is an english only general, sonny


 No.1123895

>>1123890

>>>/tumblr/ is that way you dumb cunt


 No.1123896

File: 05dd9ff94ec90e0⋯.png (1021.17 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 05dd9ff94ec90e057c1cd4bcc4….png)

>>1123895

not every girl character is a waifu you heathen


 No.1123897

File: 793b9d0f74dc29c⋯.png (38.81 KB, 198x150, 33:25, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1123898

File: 2d3102e757bc715⋯.png (2.85 MB, 1242x2208, 9:16, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1123899

they're just floating heads with oven mitt hands..........


 No.1123900

>>1123898

>move back to africa, then


 No.1123901

>>1123900

No there's evil men there


 No.1123902

>>1123894

i got two really good things in my game because im incredibly lucky


 No.1123903

where are the male-only retreats that offer a break from "damage" by black people


 No.1123904

>>1123893

post grid


 No.1123905

>>1123901

THEN YA GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH WHITE MEN, IN SOME CAPACITY


 No.1123906

>>1123903

New England or the North West


 No.1123907

File: 3d0798549147677⋯.jpg (138.6 KB, 1000x706, 500:353, 67255193_p0.jpg)


 No.1123908

kemono friends is shit


 No.1123909

File: c8c326a9f985c87⋯.gif (1021.36 KB, 421x389, 421:389, 1510742111085.gif)

>friend is half white

>grew up in upper-middle class suburbs

>went to a private school

>parents paid for college

>has had mostly white friends her entire life

>just in the last year has become a twitter idiot and is super angry and vocal about white privilege and the "oppression" she's faced as a PoC

you're white, amanda.


 No.1123910


 No.1123911

>>1123909

does she look white


 No.1123912

>>1123908

ur shit


 No.1123913

File: aecd359a765a2dd⋯.jpg (43.52 KB, 603x592, 603:592, Bobudebibig.jpg)

­


 No.1123914

File: f5fc3f2cf8cfec6⋯.png (788.13 KB, 573x727, 573:727, earth.PNG)

File: 70d8858d98856f5⋯.png (791.76 KB, 573x726, 191:242, fire.PNG)

File: 1c3d1eb407579e7⋯.png (780.04 KB, 571x725, 571:725, water.PNG)

File: debc9302c73b74a⋯.png (783.02 KB, 572x725, 572:725, wind.PNG)

>>1123904

my fire grid is embarrassing


 No.1123915

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

tbh i would buy monster hunter world instantly if they put the loli cat girls in and they didn't look like shit


 No.1123916


 No.1123917

>>1123909

Only upper middle class white girls can be that stupid she definitely is white


 No.1123918

millsy is a cutie and i want to protect her


 No.1123919

>>1123911

no

but she is in all the ways that matter


 No.1123920

>>1123914

why's there a cat on that sword


 No.1123921

>>1123920

pinya

it's a DAGGER


 No.1123922

File: 8e6831ff95c724e⋯.jpg (169.34 KB, 900x637, 900:637, 65027342_p4_master1200.jpg)


 No.1123923

*smacks lips*

*pulls up pants before letting them fall back to mid thigh*

*beats kids in public a lottle*


 No.1123924

File: e07d729f8fa2903⋯.png (80.52 KB, 580x590, 58:59, MHXX-Millsy_Render_001.png)

im thinking of emulating XX anyway

but none of my friends will play it even if citra does have local netplay because we've already invested time into p3rd


 No.1123925

>>1123922

why is she in a hospital


 No.1123926

>>1123923

>*beats kids in public a lottle*

i would totally expect you to do this, actually


 No.1123927

>>1123925

she was diagnosed with gay


 No.1123928

murder giant monsters to protect your precious cat daughter


 No.1123929

>>1123923

>hitting your kids is bad

oh fuck off


 No.1123930

p3rd = turd


 No.1123931

File: fdd1aca271c0d1a⋯.png (340.37 KB, 649x595, 649:595, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1123932

>>1123929

are you saying it's good


 No.1123933

>>1123932

why shouldn't we be able to hit our children when they act like shitheads.


 No.1123934

>>1123933

what kid doesn't act like a shithead


 No.1123935

beat all children


 No.1123936

>>1123933

because hitting children is wrong and bad for them

they arent property they are human


 No.1123937

>>1123934

beat them anyway


 No.1123938

if you think hitting kids is good or okay you shouldnt have kids tbh


 No.1123939

should'nta spilled that juice

*elbow drops a toddler*


 No.1123940

I'm not even arguing from a "don't ever harshly discipline children they're precious babbus uwu"

hitting them just makes them hate you. i misbehaved a lot and spanking never really solved it, it just made me want to piss off mom and dad more


 No.1123941

>>1123938

fuck off man


 No.1123942

don't hit your kids, man

kids are stupid and don't know when they're acting like shitheads -- hitting them just gives them complexes


 No.1123943

my parents hit me and i turned out fine

shut the fuck up


 No.1123944

then again maybe because it hurt but only briefly and not very much

if they went whole hog and slapped me around I probably would've obeyed them more

Moral of the story: leave welts on your kids or don't bother. don't be a weak king


 No.1123945

>>1123943

>fine

>posting on hsg


 No.1123946

>>1123940

what race are you


 No.1123947

File: 693a90ddc1eca5a⋯.png (1.58 MB, 750x998, 375:499, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 7cb800096e95b23⋯.png (1.4 MB, 750x998, 375:499, ClipboardImage.png)

File: fc9f00c1df7ea7c⋯.png (1.43 MB, 750x998, 375:499, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 2e33e5633233b00⋯.png (1.4 MB, 750x998, 375:499, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1123948

>>1123943

if you think hitting kids is okay you didnt turn out fine


 No.1123949

File: 4118c855be0d22f⋯.jpeg (125.88 KB, 644x446, 322:223, 12f1b3103ad00f531b7fc8a15….jpeg)

my parents hit me and i turned out fine

i just have a severe aversion to ever being touched by another human


 No.1123950

even if you did turn out fine in spite of it, why put your kids through the same thing

arent you supposed to give your kids a better life than you had


 No.1123951

>>1123946

not spanish or black so their attempts at physical discipline were doomed from the start

I mean do sicilian people hit their kids with the wooden spoon? Right? I think they all do that

The wooden spoon is weak


 No.1123952

the vacuum makes my head hurt so bad

i think its like

these walls are made of like, harder wall stuff

and the sound fuckin

ricochets off the walls

the vibrations turn the room into a hellbox of head murder


 No.1123953

>>1123950

my kids must suffer exactly as much as I have


 No.1123954

take all your advice on children from the pedophile


 No.1123955

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>when the handler comes out with the roast goods


 No.1123956

>>1123954

not only am i not a pedophile this isnt even my advice

it's science™


 No.1123957

>>1123952

jesus, what a bitch


 No.1123958

I feel like sponge takes long on his turn to spite me


 No.1123959

>>1123914

ahhh, not bad

im still working on my dark grid and then i think im going to do fire next


 No.1123960

>>1123957

u dont understand

especially because like

im already havin headaches every day


 No.1123961

grant has brain cancer


 No.1123962

is there a word for an anime pedophile


 No.1123963

File: 3ec90e4c15e47f1⋯.png (898.23 KB, 566x694, 283:347, narmaya.PNG)

I WANT MY FUCKING 10 PART TICKET BACK

I HATE THIS BITCH


 No.1123964

>>1123961

no

i need new glasses, is probably the big cause of the 2 i can think of


 No.1123965

>>1123962

anime lover


 No.1123966

i cuck the libs down in aaaaafricaaaaa


 No.1123967

god i fucking hate narmaya so much


 No.1123968

>tcgs


 No.1123969


 No.1123970

>bcgs


 No.1123971

>>1123969

Who the fuck are you


 No.1123972

>>1123962

"pedophile"


 No.1123973


 No.1123974

>>1123972

it's not real children, just fake ones :/


 No.1123975

>>1123974

"i'm not a homosexual, it's not real men, just fake ones"


 No.1123976

>>1123975

Sako or Wonk can explain it better


 No.1123977

sako wonk fusion:

wonko

no kid in any number of dimensions will be safe


 No.1123978

as a person that thinks cartoon children can be sexy i still think it is pedophilia


 No.1123979

kill all


 No.1123980

PEOPLE


 No.1123981

>>1123978

so what youre really saying is, "as a pedophile..."


 No.1123982

File: 699335451b81abe⋯.jpg (156.76 KB, 640x483, 640:483, IMG_1078.JPG)


 No.1123983

File: 9a4fd6bafd04036⋯.png (93.87 KB, 643x165, 643:165, style.PNG)

which one of these should i take


 No.1123984

not the worst monster hunter


 No.1123985

ben garrison is a veryfunny meme

but also obamas portrait sucks


 No.1123986

i wonder if obama hatred will sustain trump's base through all 8 years


 No.1123987

monster hunter world.......

*braces himself like spiderman preparing to stop the train*

.....is a very good game


 No.1123988

>>1123985

it doesnt

>>1123986

>8 years

good meme


 No.1123989

>>1123988

i think it does

the flower background is stupid


 No.1123990

>>1123983

Brave and Adept are crazy stupid good 'cus they have invincible moves and can dish out crazy damage. Aerial also makes you invincible while jumping and you'll get mounts all day long. Striker just lets you spam arts all day. Alchemy makes you the best support character to ever exist. Guild is normal.


 No.1123991

>>1123990

I can't emulate XX anyway

I guess once I get my 3DS sorted out I'll pick brave


 No.1123992

File: 88eade9436b4b52⋯.png (1.04 MB, 1385x1393, 1385:1393, ClipboardImage.png)

when is this going to become a reality


 No.1123993

final boss of Arlen Land is peggy's heartless

you defeat it by damaging its parachute and then knocking it out of an airplane


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 No.1123995

zombie mspaf


 No.1123996

klvhbS;WEFL;WJEJ;FLEWEJFWEJFWE


 No.1123997

File: c8c326a9f985c87⋯.gif (1021.36 KB, 421x389, 421:389, 1510742111085.gif)

>they're disabling comments on their much maligned videos

>that means they must be bringing the forums back


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>>1123997

it's blatant censorship


 No.1123999

does homestuck conversation deserve to be censored?

jesus says: yes


 No.1124000

File: 281813e439e2a05⋯.jpg (47.16 KB, 579x439, 579:439, 1508307661792.jpg)

>>1123997

>i suddenly almost remember what it feels like to be hyped for homestuck, this is such a weird thing to experience after nearly two years


 No.1124001

>>1123998

i mean, not really

but thinking they're removing the comments because they want to "consolidate discussion" on the non-existent forums is, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, optimistic


 No.1124002

unwarranted optimism is, like cleanliness, next to godtierdom


 No.1124003

i wonder if viz is regretting their purchase


 No.1124004

>>1124003

they reap what they sow


 No.1124005

>>1124003

Not as much as Yokai


 No.1124006

Remember Namco High

ahahaha


 No.1124007

>>1124006

someone reminded me yesterday and im still pissed off


 No.1124008

File: 143988c78d9d014⋯.png (1.11 MB, 725x1103, 725:1103, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1124009

AHHHHHH

ME WANT JET SET RADIO FUTURE PC

NOWWWWWWWWWW


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 No.1124011

*free love is too tame for hims into thread*

hi

its me

a game you will never play again


 No.1124012

>>1124001

They shouldve get a clue when the domain now literally stopped existing


 No.1124013

I curse you, Direct X Box, and your confangled unportable architecture! Damn you, Sega, for being a piece of shit! May all who saw the game in stores 16 years ago and didn't buy it roil eternally in hell!


 No.1124014

mspaf's corpse being fed into the incinerator by hussie, while fans stand around clapping and saying "that must be a magical brings-you-back-to-life machine!"


 No.1124015

>>1124013

Microsoft wedged their way in on Sega by cutting them a deal they couldn't refuse with the Dreamcast, then let them die and picked up the pieces.


 No.1124016

File: 99aa204fd56e5fd⋯.png (94.43 KB, 2524x858, 1262:429, youtube.png)

Hello darkness, my old friend

I've come to talk with you again


 No.1124017

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

And a pox upon the heads that guy who turned one of the only remaining XBOX dev kits into a shitty PC

And may the XBOX emulation """community""" all be reincarnated as tapeworms


 No.1124018

File: c86c50161c493e0⋯.png (1.68 MB, 600x2862, 100:477, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1124019

the game probably wasnt even that good


 No.1124020

File: 2c2eb387575150e⋯.png (2.5 MB, 1280x1728, 20:27, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1124021

>>1124019

the gameplay is only okay but the game overall is amazing because of the soundtrack and the aesthetic and setting fuck off


 No.1124022

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

posting this again


 No.1124023

>>1124021

the aesthetic in the original is better, but it also plays a lot worse


 No.1124024

>>1124021

Objection, the soundtrack is forgivable

Some music from the old trailers are nice but james puts weird noises in them

I played while listening to the kirby radio at some point


 No.1124025

>>1124020

jesus fucking christ


 No.1124026

>>1124020

I hope this wasn't drawn recently


 No.1124027

>>1124024

jsrf's soundtrack is maybe the best soundtrack in any game ever tho


 No.1124028

జ్ఞ‌ా


 No.1124029

>in warbling nip woman's voice

AHHHEXTRUH SUGERR, ASSTRA SAL

ESTRA OIL N EHM ESS GEE


 No.1124030

reminder that i own jet set radio future and cletus doesnt


 No.1124031

>>1124029

it's a great song, very punk


 No.1124032

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

all of my favorite jet set radio songs are ones not by naganuma tbh


 No.1124033

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

CAN'T STOP TIL YOU REACH THE TOP


 No.1124034

>jet shit radio


 No.1124035

i wonder how well a jsr spiritual sequel fan game would do


 No.1124036

>>1124031

Yeah I love it

>>1124034

>backflips over this bait and draws a graffiti dick on it


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 No.1124038

>>1124035

not well because they would never be able to capture the spirit of the original just like every single spiritual sequel fan game in existance


 No.1124039

>>1124030

If this is Sako idc because your life is still awful compared to mine


 No.1124040




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