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old thread



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let's face it, ben is a mess

he's so low energy!


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it's mostly cats



nice cat


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I don't have an up to date picture


i got rid of the dinosaur and the monkey iirc


but are they really WWII models if they're from Girls und Panzer?


sometimes on my ipod flux gets stuck in a way thats like

hella max power on my ipod

and i gotta restart to fix it



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also the scalemates are on a desk now


I should be a mod



I actually have war stuff though, like a blue angel that I got for a birthday from my Dad, and a model of the plane my grandfather flew.


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why are new threads always so slow to start


i made a mistake in trying to eat this much rice to prevent wasting it or having to make twice the fried rice tomorrow

i hate wasting food but i think im going to be sick


hsg mmo



*mains the gay ben glass*


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whats your epic hsg profession though


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what's this from


what do i read next



Nana to Kaoru



ok but ill probably hate it


i will also remind you that i hate it


In retrospect Equius is one of the best trolls, if not one of the best characters.


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Remember, world superpower by 2020!



this is epic



Torako, Anmari Kowashicha Dame da yo


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the cover looks interesting


i finished owlboy

's alright, probably something to get when it's on sale. The story is nice, but i think the controls are a little weird


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you charging your crystals boy?


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is this minus8



you know it boo boo



piss your ass mom



i’m going to learn java



what are there solar witches now too




>i want to go to maharishi university even though i know it’s a cult

this is breaking my heart



dont think i dont see that TF2 unicorn you son of a bitch


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having trouble sleeping but at least I got a few hours


I'm the new mod



i believe that


new co-admin, reporting in


>live-action Lion King will only have 4 of the original movie's songs

>the rest will be new additions, including songs by Beyonce, who is voicing Nala the Lioness





billy eichner being cast as timon told me everything i needed to know about this shit movie


I just can't wait to be King?

Moar like

I just can't wait (for Beyonce to make some terrible "woke" song for the soundtrack and we're forced to hear its a social revolution just because she unveiled a new corporate-written protest anthem)


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everything with black people in it will be trying to push an agenda


>scar is defeated by the lionesses rising up

>nala says "men like you try to grab us by the pussy, but this pussy has claws!" before finishing him

>numales hoot and holler in the audience, while children sit mouthing the word pussy to themselves in confusion


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morning everybody

I'm wrapped up in blankets playing dying light

life is good


not-Jeremy Irons

>I have a plan....a most devious plan...

not-Cheech Marin


not-Jeremy Irons

>No you nitwit....we're going to make the Pridelands.....great again....





A new addition to the Lion King universe is the Frostlands, populated by the scheming kingdom of bears. The bears provide Scar with the funding he needs to become king, and ultimately the bears rig the lion elections against Nala, stealing her rightful place as the historic first female pride leader.


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i downloaded WoW someone play with me



stop downloading stupid games



>paying a subscription to play an MMO



stop trying to restrict my freedom


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WoW is actually free you idiot


you dumbass you fucking ignoramus



you deserve it



what are you gonna do about it



hsg mmo guild

for some reason everyone is playing a female character



well i'm certainly not going to play wow with you



i thought it was insinuated i didnt want any bitch babies in my high class guild you fool



since when?


we should play gta online


speaking of

i'm probably gonna spend hundreds if not thousands of hours on Classic™ wow when it comes out because i'm a fuckup idiot

don't be me hsg


cant believe this grown ass man doesnt know how to use google and wants me to dress him up in a big diaper and bib so i can spoonfeed him


open up rev!! here comes the airplane!!! dont make a messy!!!








>FREE up to level 20


do you like that slop big boy, huh, do you like eating up the slop i just made for you because you couldnt do it yourself. slurp it up, can you oink for me like the piggy you are? can you?? can you oink for me rev you fat slob




yet another person outwitted by rev

first wonk, now wow guy. damn.


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like, I've never played wow

it kind of looks interesting, but free UP TO a point is called "a paywall" and that's one of the things that needs to stop existing, especially in academia and medicine


yeah, rev is right. and epic

also who the fuck wants to pay a subscription for a game


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mmos might all be shit but free mmos are really, really fucking shit on a whole different level



i’m not saying it should be free but it would be a lot more appealing to me if you only paid once



NOT reading



but epic


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I understand the need to have a way to pay for the servers and their upkeep but if you're running a pay-to-play MMO, either do not offer a free, content-limited version, or offer a pay-once version that's single-player and will continue to receive the usual updates couched specifically for solo or IP/LAN connections.

there's already a massive market for "custom and private" WoW servers that prove it can be done


i wonder if chris even understands that he does not have a uterus


i really want to like the tv show the mist but too many of these characters are dogshit


i really hope chris dies before i do


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I feel like whoever arranged for Fergie to do this has never actually heard her before



I think he knows that but he thinks he can grow one by transitioning


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shit is going on today


he just needs to carve one out of his taint


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holy fuck





are people only just now realizing that poputepipikku is like 60% ripping off western maymays and calling it "subculture"



outside of that being like a cliche phrase is it specifically referencing anything





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>Joey starts her adventure in 1994, so when she’s whisked through time and space to the Troll World, discovering social media apps like ‘Prongle’ [...] social media! And online shopping! And selfies! And all this stuff that to her is completely foreign stuff, but to the modern player, it’s like seeing her grapple with present day internet.

The joey selfie was planned since May 2015

The homestuck selfies came in July 2015

Just fuck my webcomic up


The original is from a weeaboo so it fits






oh, that thing?

sure, i guess


I willed so hard for SMTV news last night that it actually happened this morning

but there wasn't anything interesting at all

oh well


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i agree



joeys thighs are out of control






stabs has a ballet bar....

does that mean stabs' thighs are also out of control?


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let me make this clear

I'm NOT a ballerina and my thighs are out of control

you could feed a family of eight with one of my drumsticks



this is a fake

a really good fake



fix your name fucker



yea i've been wondering why people have been showing this around because it wasn't in the recent episode


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this is a fake

a really good fake



that's deep man



>SMT returns home

Playstation got one shin megami tensei game, which is just as many as the Xbox did. All 6 other titles in the series were on Nintendo, plus two if you count the Megami Tensei games.




PlayStation had several SMT games

it had SMT, SMT2, and SMT If... which were all upgraded ports, as well as the three Persona games for the system.

the original XBOX had ONE SMT game, called "Nine", which was arguably a failed-development-cycle game that was originally intended to be an MMO of sorts



Persona is Persona, not Shin Megami Tensei. I did forget about the remakes, but I don't know if that really counts.


>persona isn't megaten

um, it's got demons in japan and dungeon crawlin' it's megaten


also I want to point out that MegaTen did monster collecting before Pokemon was even a twinkle in someone's eye



did i say megaten? because i think i said shin megami tensei.



shin megami tensei






That technically started off as a bunch of vocaloid songs that are part of a thing called kagerou project which eventually got a manga and then an anime too (the anime sucked)



ok listen this is easy

SHIN megami tensei is the "mainline" games. megaten is an unofficial term for the giant franchise as a whole. 99% of the spinoffs do not have "shin megami tensei" in their titles (except Atlus USA keeps tacking it on them because they think westerners are stupid). The only exception is the first Devil Summoner.


More like shit me gaming tense


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This is the back of the 25th anniversary super special edition box for Deep Strange Journey. This is the Shin Megami Tensei series in its entirety. Everything else is a spinoff. I forgot that they consider Maniacs a separate game from the original Nocturne, so Sony actually has two games, I guess.



that's a gorgeous box, wow


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it's nice



I like how Neutrality is the only true choice, but the text says 『LAW&CHAOS』


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Neutrality is just balance between law and chaos, and balance can only last so long....



the balance is man, divided between the two, the very embodiment of the fight


i wish they released strange journey on the switch

i don't wanna dust of my 3ds again



did you see that homebrew launcher for the switch got released?


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are normies capable of speaking without starting every sentence "when you"




>using epic internet memes like "that feel when"

idk bro doesnt sound right to me :/


technically it's "that moment when", sorry


were lolcats ever truly mainstream


when you hungie


>you can play GR2 as Raven through a glitch




ive bought a book of funny lolcats from a bookstore

they were pretty mainstream



genki ronpa 2?


Why is hiveswap so fucking bad


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why's a butterfly eating ravioli





tfw no fairy friend

no ben jokes


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animal crossing is a family game



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I wonder if I could build a 100% snooty town...



my fav villager



finally a mathematical formula for pedophilia


animal crossing characters are pretty hot tbqh


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shizue is the worst thing to happen to animal crossing because all the porn is of her and no one else now


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i'm glad i never played this game


ankha for best animal crossing girl


>tfw you will never marry and settle down with sable and help the able sisters with their shop



you think i'd be ashamed enough about that to take my trip off?



all of the able sisters


something is wrong with you if you play a game as simple and pure as animal crossing and come away with a boner



these are people who do nothing but think about porn


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you know youve read too many hentai doujins when you can immediately conjure the porn scenario version of this

ch1, meet and seduce the oldest sister, start to live with her and her younger sister in their shop, ch2 the younger sister seduces you, ch3 the middle sister returns from travels and seduces you

but no

sable a best and helping the fam with their shop in an idyllic town a good end



look at this and tell me that wasnt their intention >>1128703

im just kiddig it's an audrey hepburn reference



regular brain: it's just being 2 horny

galaxy brain: the gameplay of animal crossing mimics the courship process, in a weird sort of way, having these sorts of feelings is a natural result of being starved for emotional intimacy and playing a game that mimics it.


you're sick



yeah nah, fuck the porn

the ables just work too hard, they deserve some help


jesus take the wheel



that reminds me

i gotta play harvest moon wonderful life again


god my test feels so high

nofap really works!


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should i try not masturbating like three times a day


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io is a good girl



those are rookie numbers


is this extreme waifubaiting?


i forgot that time i courted someone by giving a rabbit a pumpkin-shaped dresser and some bugs i caught



wait a second

metal gear solid 4 calls one of the PS3's more bullshit functions, which is why it's so low-priority on rpcs3's support list

I think it's using that function so it can still track time while you're in the XMB


granblue bad end: everyone eats katalina's chocolate and fucking dies


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no, this is



I'd say 3 is my average for when I'm not particularly horny. I go much higher when the mood strikes.


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how do you even find the time

what percentage of your day is devoted to masturbation



once before i get up, once during the day, and once before bed



whats it mean when you project these feelings onto every little thing you can get your grubby little lizard-onahole fucking hands onto and your response to it is uhhffgtgg horny



being a neet helps



1) not everything, just most things

2) not really a secret that i'm desparate for positive attention


damn you HSG i jerked off and wasted all that high test!


what doesn't trigger shitto



Nothing, he's a bitch


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90% of monkeynoising either means:

>1: "me sweepy"

>2: "me want to get out of bed"

i am experiencing case 2 right now



wow! cool spaceship Joey!


joey.......... lay off the burgers they go right to your hips


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man have you heard of tumblr objectophiles

they'll fuck anything you can put a face on

xlr is just a furry, he's practicallyvanilla nowadays


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to be fair, the objects in snipperclips are extremely sexy


add me on discord


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i love ladiva so much


delete 👏 your 👏 discords



yeah, clearly, but that doesn't make it less weird


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this is killing me


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i want to protect goblin mage with my life


Pls pay attention to my joey I put so much cardboard into it


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speaking of killing




here's a (You) for your hard work



this maymay is stupid



Why did they change White Sausage's name to Shaggy Blanco in the English dub wtf?



you are gay and like sausage


>make cookie dough

>eat less than half a spoonful of dough

>still want to die




Also the Japanese just says "Jiren's brother" instead of El Hermano. Was El Hermano yet another case of blatant censorship in anime?



go to the epic hospital because i'm pretty sure salmonella just kills you if you don't get it treated


ah no it's not salmonella, it's the sugar rush

i hope



i highly doubt salmonella kicks in that fast or that you actually got salmonella


i eat raw eggs a bunch and i'm still alive, so you'd have to be really fucking unlucky


live by the chocky milk

die by the cookie dough


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>the cleaning lady who wanted to be an idol left Trigger

God Speed Kaeru-chan!


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>dog has been begging for a tangerine all week

>finally give her one

>she's scared of it


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fuck this is good

even the whale sounds at the beginning are true to the original while being just better


i thought the house was empty so i had a relatively loud J.O. session involving a squeaky mattress and extra lube but it wasn't empty.................


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I love secret of mana so goddamn much



tell us more...



there's not anything more.


redpill me on secret of mana



it's a fun super nintendo game that didn't need a remake but then it got a very low budget remake



I think the remake looks fine

but the spritework of the original is really fucking good



It's like the Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga remake. It's not terrible or anything, but the original was already really fucking good and is arguably better than the remake.


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it's seiken densetsu 2, and it (and seiken densetsu 3) pushed the SNES hardware really fucking hard in some places



who was in the house with you...


I wonder when people are going to realize that buying remakes just incentivizes companies to make more remakes instead of making sequels or spiritual successors to the original games.






i dunno, to me there's nothing wrong with a remake if they really do transform the game

not just graphically, but fixing gameplay problems

coming back to the game after ~10 years of hindsight and reflection and trying to create the definitive version and bringing the game to a new generation

remakes as a concept are a-okay to me, although yeah a lot of remakes are shitty terrible cashgrabs


i want to go back to 2007 forever


are you ready for the 2037 hiveswap remaster


what was good about 2007



>We've decided that our remake of Hiveswap Episode 1 would work better as two remakes. Backers will receive Hiveswap Episode 1 Remastered Episode 1 next year, and then can look forward to buying Hiveswap Episode 1 Remastered Episode 2 the following Fall.



i was 13 and everything made sense


give me the rundown on secret of mana


It freaks me out that kids born in 2000 graduate this year


i wonder what 2000 you would think of current you



kid finds a rusty sword, pulls it out of the rock

which accidentally unleashes monsters en-mass

the kid is you, and you have to save the world now that you've taken the sword

your last task is the hardest of all, considering who you had helping you most of the game...



i'd rather not think about it...


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I played it for ~30 minutes:

There is no tutorial

There is no mouse support on the menus

There is no way to adjust the volume levels, and the game is stupid loud

There’s only one option for the sound and its the voice chat, and you can only turn it on and off

There is no tutorial

The game froze on me when I entered the options menu in a match. The only way to get out was Alt-F4


has anyone tried to adapt sburb to a tabletop rpg in a vaguely successful manner




The beta was pretty poor, yeah. It just throws you right into the game and goes "um here's some gear pick a mission." The actual game will have real tutorials and actually teach you how to play and have more than just tower defense missions.



Not much considering he'd just be 2 years old



why would you release a shitty beta

or was it a test of servers or something



unless it's fixed like, tomorrow, there are going to be some problems with the release


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correct me if i'm wrong, but i think mgsv didn't have mouse control in the menus either. the sound thing is weird, though.



i dunno, i didn't play it on pc


you guys frankly deserve it for playing survival arena games

konami is punishing you



what the fuck


>kill burke in megaton

>in unison, all 6 people in the bar say "better him than me"

this game is terrifying sometimes




oh shit i love this fucking story



Why dont we succ the sun's helium so it stops being to hot



it's not a survival arena game tho



this is stupid

suns die on their own anyways

what's the big deal


>slept for 11 hours

goddamn it



did you read the whole thing


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prove it



it was pretty obvious where it was going pretty quickly

still good though, asimov is the master of high concept


what kind of pizz should i order



it has no competitive multiplayer



tuna and onions


>burke pulls his gun and shoots lucas

>i shoot his gun

>everyone in the bar shoots me to death

i dont understand



>burke kills lucas

>no one in the entire bar reacts

>at all

i hate this fucking garbage awful game and if i had played the dlc i wouldnt be bothering now



save before you tell simms about burke

get to the bar immediately before simms

crouch in the alcove that's right by burke

as soon as you see him reach for his gun, you have to VATS and hope your gun can drop him in one go


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so did ac reverse entropy or did it run a simulation of a universe in order to demonstrate how to reverse entropy and thereby creating an infinite simulation loop


The Last question is still probably my favorite short story



p-prove it



I like to think the first one



i cant kill him in one go, and if lucas gets to the door he leaves

burke bugs out, spins around, and shoots the wall

and then when i go outside the bar, lucas falls from the sky, dead


it's not a simulation

it really creates a new universe



i read that one about the same time as "the nine billion names of god" so i always think of them together, but that one is good too


basically the scripitng is such that lucas drops dead the moment burke fires his gun, whether he hits or not, whether they're in the same zone or not




>i cant kill him in one go

as I recall, that open-stand food place in megaton has some drugs inside I think? maybe some buffout is part of that, I don't recall exactly. that's a solid 25% damage boost. I think Moira may have some, as well.



nah i finally got him

usually i just let lucas die for his gun but i figured jude wouldnt be cool with that


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why does fraser always look like he's being tortured but has to pretend that everything is okay



>video with over 250k views

>only one comment that was posted 9 years ago



i'm sick and in bed give me more short scifi stories


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there once was a man from peru

who dreamed he was eating his shoe

he woke with a fright

in the middle of the night

to see that his dream had come true

and also he was on a spaceship


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>Victor Entertainment holds the rights for Adesso e Fortuna (JPN)

>Not a single english version I can find is locked

>Every JPN version I can find is locked


fuck that, I'll just download every version of the Lodoss War OST



thats his life....



i believe ive been roasted for posting this before

due to the ending


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how old is ipgd's tweet?


who is more deserving of loathing

hussie or cohen


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>[Single] Kaze no Fantasia Adesso e Fortuna

>01 - Kaze no Fantasia.flac


>02 - Adesso e Fortuna.flac


排泄物を消費する, JVC



i wish misery on both



I remember when thinking about this kind of thing would leave me feeling like shit


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the mom is hot


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2014/15 for the squared avatar


what happened to ipgd

did she just disappear online


im going to bed now u dont have to reply to me i wont check tomorrow



wrong, I also think about shitposting


>bill bolin




Its the homecurse


also no her shit is just private


drank all the coconut water




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*bumps the soc thread*




add me on discord



don't lie


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today is the day i stop letting monster hunter and other shit that doesn't matter distract me from studying

im going to study kanji and jukugo until i drop


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this kind of perplexes me

i think diversity is good in a general sense. i want to see different things made by different kinds of people about different kinds of people. i don't want the same straight line of stuff forever.

but also, it's not like you can just insert diversity into something to make it better. if you have a 9/10 movie and then you take all the actors and replace them with the perfect rainbow of representation, the movie doesn't become 10/10. the race of the actors has no bearing on the quality of the film. yet it does have a little bearing on the diversity of the medium as a whole.

i'm reminded on anthony burch, who once famously said he would sacrifice the quality of a character or an entire story to shoehorn in representation, as representation was more important than good art. i always thought that was such a stupid mindset, because not only are you compromising yourself, you're making it harder for people to have normal representation without it causing people to see it as pedantic or forced. but part of me kind of gets it, because, if you do want the medium to be diverse, you probably feel a pressure to help make it that way.

hmm. i dunno, it's kind of a paradox.


*glances at post with more than 3 lines*

*my eyeballs melt and blood starts pouring out of the sockets*



here's the summary:

what does niggy know?



i dont think it's a paradox necessarily just an illustration that intent of the actor sometimes influences the perception of an action


i think minorities should be shot



studying kanji is a meme unless you want to hand write. learn words, you'll naturally learn the kanji through them. also get to reading real stuff as soon as possible.



i do want to hand write

and i am learning words


wanikani has been really helpful so far

i actually remember what i learn



put all of your time into words and zero of your time into kanji


>cut my thumb

>fingerprint no longer unlocks my phone

>add new thumbprint to phone

>every day it heals and changes so it doesn't work

fuck this



use your other thumb jackass



i whip my phone out with my right and and use it one-handed

whippin it out and then using my other hand to unlock it ruins my flow

and also i keep doing it out of habit and it fuckin buzzes at me


why should i not use wanikani if it works for me


and dont tell me to use anki because anki sucks cock



i don't think those two posts are in opposition to each other


but kanji are words...?



no they're not




wanikani and anki are for bootstrapping until you are able to get real exposure from real things that aren't flashcards and shit.


they're not words

they're arbitrary characters used to represent words in written language

but they're words.



they're logographic

they're words


hey look at this post


in fact, given that learning japanese often concerns itself with how much kanji one has to learn in order to consider oneself fluent, i'd wager that it's really important!



that i just found


my last, and final curse

you are all mega-gay




1) they are not necessarily words, and studying kanji is very different from studying words

2) i am not saying don't learn kanji, i am saying learn words and through that process learn the kanji instead of just looking at them individually

3) i don't wanna be that guy but do you know japanese? 'cus i really don't wanna argue about this with someone who doesn't.







curseyehamehas are real and they work

chris just accidentally fired his into a mirror and hit himself


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i wonder what this will do to my youtube suggestions


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>changing the bar into a fast food joint



should i call the library again to see if they've seen my application or should i just accept my fate



call them, it's better than nothing



i like how it still has the atmosphere of a run down shady bar. it's honestly more entertaining that way.



the pro strat is to keep calling until they've made it clear that you should not call anymore



both of those things can’t be called CBT


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me hungie


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Introducing.... the new fetish


send me to buttjail


*pulls a gun* i aint goin' back to buttjail!


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this is what im making for dinner tonight



fuck that looks tasty


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So what exactly is the appeal of TCGs and what's the benefit of randomly acquiring cards in booster packs vs shelling out for specific cards?



some people love being a slave



>what's the benefit of randomly acquiring cards in booster packs vs shelling out for specific cards

it's gambling, it's gacha, the same thing

you can get the expensive cards for less money if you just buy a ton of packs!!!



trading card buyers are the proto-brainlets



Some sort of mental illness is required to enjoy trading card games I assume



i dont know if i have enough rice to make for my whole family but i DO have a fuckload of leftover dayold rice so im going to make fried rice

and im replacing the lettuce with boiled cabbage



susceptibility to addiction is pretty complex



no it isnt



what causes it then



its not complex

can you not read your own post


sufferer of dumb-bitchness



packs prey on people who either:

a. are would-be gambling addicts and can't help themselves

b. are too young or stupid to know the terrible odds of what they're buying

i play mtg, but i never buy packs outside of drafting. mtg is actually an amazing game though, financial model aside.


>he buys packs


card packs are very much in the same vein as lootboxes

they're fine when you assume everyone who buys them is just buying them for fun and understands they're buying a lottery ticket, but the fact that all people do not understand that or are incapable of resisting it anyway is the only reason it's such a profitable model

it's evil, ultimately.


'zza inbound



Airy a shit




>So what exactly is the appeal of TCGs

some of them are fun games

>and what's the benefit of randomly acquiring cards in booster packs vs shelling out for specific cards?

buying boosters looking for cards is for chumps, the only use boosters have is to draft them.


yea except the "unboxing" of the packs themselves are a game


You don't get some special, mostly-otherwise-unavailable gameplay experience by opening a lootbox in overwatch.


lootboxes in overwatch are the equivalent of sucking on a piece of buttered toast


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Just replayed Rising Revengeance

What a good game



>yea except the "unboxing" of the packs themselves are a game

in hwhat hway



drafting is a game type

you make a deck out of only the cards you pull


>lost my first game of 40k ever


My streak has been broken


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cause u gettin played


society says to love yourself, but why do people look at me strange when I flare my eyes and make tiger claws at my reflection in the metro north window


revs turn


because society hates fags



thats not even true anymore either



it very much is, but people like you delude themselves because you absolutely cannot contain your faggotry



oh yeah, drafting is the one saving grace of packs as a financial model. but a lot of tcgs do not do draft.

if all packs were used for drafting, i would say there isn't any problem with them.


cube draft is better anyway, which is just spending the dosh on the cards you want and then using them to draft, so you dont even need to buy packs


okay i finally remembered to put this bck on


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wish this bitch idiot stopped referencing my post like he isnt the same


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actually made me tear up a bit



what's this




dark souls 3


everyone in this thread has cum brains



do you play starcraft (2)


rosario allows you to respec your character and people fight for her

it's an invasion uhhhh i forgot the word for the groups you join in dark souls covenant!




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why is asriel isabelle



iunno i didnt draw it

who else would it be



alphys probably


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papyrus? toriel? asgore?

granted few people fit but asriel sure as hell doesn't




you're right


Game Theory: Resetti is actually FLOWEY?


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because all they do is think about fucking chara


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Chara is probably the character that people think about fucking the least, outside of bit characters.

It's mostly furries or just Frisk if they want a human.


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compare to this



wait a sec

original sin is just a dungeons and dragons game


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is that supposed to be specific AUs or just multiple charas


i want to rape chara in front of ben


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caretaker is good

i really liked this art style



that one in particular is just chara

the next one is caretaker au

im just browsing the chara tag

and oh boy it's HYPER TITS LACTATION!CHARA out of FUCKING nowhere



i'm aware of caretaker yea



was that like, explicitly stated, or was it just some weird porn


i regularly forget that you can "search" all of tumblr via tags because I've only ever done that once




what did you do to these FUCKING nuts


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hey the first image isn't half bad


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>artwork with sans frowning


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this is really great art, that frisk in the top left is stupidly cute

yeah i love caretaker, and then squat's cylinder-head chara is great

it's not an au but i like the design


nah it was just hyper tits lactation porn of chara

there isn't an au for it



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caretaker updated


post the hyper tits lactation porn of chara



absolutely not

you can go find it yourself


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sako, is this epic

(no one else should open this, ever)


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I'm somewhat surprised decent artists still make art for it.

I mean I know some people still do Homestuck art but I wasn't expecting to find anything decent in the past day or so.


i hereby ban ben from ever saying the words "decent" or "apparently" ever again


>can't hear game over laptop fans



and if you do find the artist, dont look at their blog

unless you're spongelord and want to see a 6 iinch tall big titty chara wearing a "vore me" shirt



if you wanna come over and cure my autism that'd be swell



you cant talk about something that spicy and not share

looking at horrific pieces of art is an hsg tradition


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fine, fuck it, you asked for it


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whoops forgot the big titty version


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im a bad poster who makes bad posts even when i say i wont


this is nowhere near as awful as i was expecting

im disappointed


he's pedoing up



conceptually awful regardless of art quality


i guess the first one gets points for "tangentially looks like character"


spongelord coming home with shopping bags filed with estrogen and chastity cages to find his shitto husband being fucked in the ass by rev



not the original guy but i like it




this is supposed to be chara?



yea but like when you said "hyper tit lactation" i was expecting something grotesque, that's barely above normal porn boobs


her name is ruta


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horsie and grant holding down ben as I shave his head



i suppose

though with the different hair and eye color it might as well just be a random homestuck oc



and i shoulda specified that i was just quoting their tags, which were "shortstack hyper boobs lactation" or something like that


die, blunderfailures.



yo..bro, that was good



have you tried my huge dong



thanks for the $200


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i like hyper fetish


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oh is it the same person who made 3-4? that used to get posted in utg a lot


wait no that's angstrom nevermind


they look pretty much nothing alike i don't know why i asked that


which great house do i join


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undertale > homestuck


ben's just mad that I'm gonna take his seat as a mod

just let it happen ben


he has no style


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well, yea



the only seat youre gonna take is on my face hehe



what the fuck

is this real


homestuck wouldve been better if they were fish


cooking only went kind of okay

the pork is good but i didn't make enough when i should have made 4 at once

le sign


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how slow are you


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major plot twist at the end


die die die DIE, blunderfailures!



i always thought homestuck was more popular



How much of the internet do you go on besides HSG.




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cooking new things is unreasonably stressful to me but im tired of eating the same shit month after month because im the only one who cares about not eating microwaved or prepackaged or delivered meals all the time


I love these peeks into working class hell



the kickstarter!


i never want to eat takeout pizza ever again


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its not even working class hell specifically

we can afford to eat better its just im the only one who fucking CARES


was there ever supposed to be a console version of hiveswap


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can't wait for that art book



still waiting for the beta!







working class minds


why come 99% of hyper porn is furry


[in italian voice] mama mia! i cant-a wait for the homesuck videogame in-a my native language!



Italians are all super shit at English, they need it.


does hiveswap have any language options? i've never checked


canwc is genuiney entertaining.


>after the changeling posing as kira tells odo she loves him too

>so how did you know it wasn't me?

>she said something I knew you would never say

I'm not crying you're crying shut up



i laughed at that part

theres something wrong with me



Don't be cruel to Clayface like that

He's a good ooze

He dindu nuffin


dinner was good

i should make teriyaki pork more often



what is this



the beta



some person wrote a paper(?) about hsg/hst and maybe parts of 4chan






mk's death was fucking brutal



problem sleuth is literally better than homestuck


should i grow a flowering cherry tree in my yard



heck yes


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the sky is blue


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is the joke understandable if i have no idea what this is



the main character's first name starts with an H



this seems retarded, and gay maybe?


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well, ""main""

the main guy character



perhaps even... gaytarded?


>got to the end of The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect




tch... so this is the power of gaytardation...



what was the issue with that, i skipped to the last paragraph and nothing seemed super bad



the world is transmogrified into pedo incest paradise

described in horrifyingly vivd detail

i had the sneaking feeling i was reading someone's disgusting fetish marathon during the torture stuff, but i had no idea what i was getting into



>the world is transmogrified into pedo incest paradise

excuse me


i want to go to vegas and beat wonk's stupid ass but i'm almost certain we would become best friends




i hate it when that happens


i think i would probably be friends with everyone here except maybe bsb and tumut

i don't know how well they can hide their /pol/ power level and be sensible humans



bsb can hide it i think, tumut probably thinks he can but unknowingly emits a /pol/ field that scares off all the sunny gfs



i literally cannot describe it better


hsg voltron unit that forms a giant robot eri when


SSESS (super saiyan eri super saiyan)


try to say vvoltron out loud it sounds funny



that's pretty accurate

the book's bad!




i'm not going to read the story but I am going to be mildly curious about it until someone explains in more detail or i forget about it


evveryone of my species is able to turn into a giant monkey


bacon grease: best tasting grease???






the metamorphasis of prime intellect is about an ai that's digitized (?) everyone's consciousness. it jumps between a girl who has a snuff fetish and keeps dying because the ai will just bring her back and the guy who helped make the ai.

at the end they find a way to turn off the ai, but they're the only two people to survive so the dude fucks their kids, like wtf



well what would you do if you had to repopulate earth



let humanity die



2 people do not have enough genetic diversity to repopulate anyway

the author just wanted his self insert to fuck his daughter in great detail, there's no other way about it



was the girl and the guy who made the prime intellect the only ones who didn't have digitized consciousnesses or what



why do i gotta repopulate earth?


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you could also have just sent me the wiki page

that probably would have helped more



no the entire universe was digitized

they alone were saved because uuuhhhhhhhhh the AI liked them i guess



give my daughter a sample of my semen so we don't have to have sex


the moral of the story here is don't read books by horny nerds


it doesn't even make sense

like the ai apparently resets the world, except not really because there are like holes in the ground where buildings used to be

and structures made of stone survived but for some reason like every piece of metal in existence was destroyed except some gold because it was underground which for some reason protected it from the entire universe being remade from scratch

it's like the guy just really wanted to tell this story of kids getting incest-fucked in caveman times and awkwardly connected to his entirely unrelated story about an AI god



i didnt say i liked it i said i got put on blast for it as if i did



>i cant describe it better

>i cant describe it better

are you dumb

it's genesis

yknow how the bible says "adam and eve had a bunch of children and started humanity" and they gloss over the logistics?

prime intellect is just explicit about it, the dad fucks his kids because that's how you'd need to restart humanity with two people

it's as explicit as it is with the events in the rest of the book

it's bad, no doubt about it, but it's not "woohoo pedos rule the world and fuck all the kids"

it's genesis



this also


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even if instead of resetting the universe it just blipped out of existece and thearth bit never happened

it's still a gross story of hanging out with murderers and pedos

death games are fun

the "survive in the creator's planet built to keep you out" is fun


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it being an allegory to adam and eve doesn't make it not pedo incest paradise, wonkstopher.

even if the author wanted to tell that story, there's no reason they had to be children when the coupling happened.



but presenting it as "pedo paradise" divorced from the context of "take off of genesis" makes it sem like it was rpesented in the story as pedo paradise which it wasnt

thats all i was trying to clear up


genos' theme is good


i just dont like being accused of recommending a pedo story

i'd rather be known for reccing a shit scifi story



it's a story with a pedo ending wonk


File: 98f101d92e3ba7b⋯.gif (2.75 MB, 272x482, 136:241, twirl.gif)

dare you click?





good gif



wtf i think im gay now


"im not pedo! im not pedo!!", wonk continues to insist as he slowly shrinks and transforms into a corn cob



wanna spank that butt and suck that cock



this but vice verse



completely unsurprising


well dang i'm caught up on canwc now



how close is it to being finished



it shows no sign of finishing whatsoever



well shit


i recommend it for this stuff


and the whole part with the creation of the computer

and i agree that the ending ruins it

i dunno what you want from me


homestuck is pretty much also an apocalyptic pedo incest story, so


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>tumblr fascists can't handle bantz

large jej


>My mom low key looks like rose and because of that I’d totally be okay with incest


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what would your mom look like with porcelain white skin and no eyes


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File: f26a0ec25f94113⋯.jpg (2.51 MB, 2250x2250, 1:1, morerose.jpg)


Pretty hot I guess


yeah rose is pretty hot for a 13 year old girl



id fuck rose



GA: I Aged Her Up


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I'd fuck them all.



imo this would be more epic if there wasn't any bondage and she had a big grin on her face


File: dd8666a9a7848d2⋯.jpg (3.55 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 20180219_220556.jpg)

guess who's not gonna die, lads




lads i just got back from filling insulin shots with crystal pepsi for a laugh


oh hey anon



i agree



isnt there a roxy pic thats sort of like that with a similar pose


File: 7a8f8d17e7a517b⋯.png (932.05 KB, 1116x1578, 186:263, rose getting cummed inside.png)


Maybe this?



yea i just noticed that for the first time too

weird name

i also super didn't expect the doctor's office to just give me free humalog

my mom kept telling me to ask for it but i thought it'd be weird

"hey i'm gonna be out of this in a week and the new prescription is weird, it costs $1200 you have anythin i could have for free"

"sure here's 2 months of it"


one of my favorite things on tumbler.com is getting unblocked after you make fun of somebody for blocking you. simply epic



thats not roxy...................


i think the bondage and her face make it rather epic


what do roxy's feet smell like


File: 50d34a3dbb28c17⋯.png (99.59 KB, 500x568, 125:142, ClipboardImage.png)

this guy looks familiar


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rate this epic



not very


i jacked off so many times today i lost count




bad fetishes


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thread theme



the first one is an ok fetish

the second one not so much



ill give you the human horse condom but whats wrong with a little public use + bondage


that artist has more images of rose getting reamed by a horse than id expect


collars are hot and her expression is the right amount of epic


black pisstory month? *chugs grape soda*


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honestly the entire noby noby boy ost should be the permanent thread theme

but especially this one



the aftermath expression is more epic



what is it


more like black nigstory month am i right lads


i'm with sponge on this one

i prefer confident and enjoying herself over being raped



big epic!!!



i mean yea that's cool too

but i really like that picture for some reason

maybe it's jealousy?


hsg i want a concertina


>rose lalonde will never look back at you with a huge grin as she prepares to force you to eat her ass after she's covered your face with her phlegm


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i don't know, it feels degrading to look at, especially if it doesn't look consensual


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listen to this epic



pretty nice yea


and by that, i mean public use

i don't really care about bondage tbh


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File: bc1c56493758ab6⋯.jpg (814.6 KB, 1800x1252, 450:313, ad71ffb2f00a0b916a97421cd8….jpg)

i found one even worse than the horse one



were you bantering

did i miss it


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this rendition feels more epic




le yes

it's still there


cum coming out of nose is pretty hot tbh


File: 474417d3a91ff2d⋯.gif (1.11 MB, 320x240, 4:3, lalondildo.gif)


Now these are just no



that was pretty epic!


File: 975878986b43418⋯.png (979.04 KB, 1280x869, 1280:869, d197549903f70c884ae37ec0d8….png)

now for some actual, classic epic



why is that an issue


File: 5fcbfb070e29d4a⋯.png (208.36 KB, 1280x1420, 64:71, rose discovers her love of….png)




it's ok i guess


not the other guy, but i can't really get off to rape or otherwise non-consensual porn. if the girl isn't enjoying it then it does absolutely nothing for me.



fuck you its epic!!


not the other guy, but i can't really get off to non-rape or otherwise consensual porn. if the girl is enjoying it then it does absolutely nothing for me.



look at the second picture she really enjoyed it



i don't like it


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File: fa1268f88c54e1d⋯.jpg (82.52 KB, 691x922, 691:922, jade is punished for havin….jpg)

This weird fucking girl.

What is up with her nipples. Why are they so damn tiny.


if it isn't rape whats the point


*stays up late watching videos of relatively obscure instruments*



remember THIS epic?


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I remember when Dave and Hussie were funny, yes.


i want a melodica and a concertina and a clavinet and an ocarina


File: 9f1c7355245d4e8⋯.jpg (192.73 KB, 646x950, 17:25, dfc2f3baf7db55d19a608f4b56….jpg)

okay but surely we can all agree, this is epic


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That's terrible. You get these in response as punishment.



it looks pretty good to me....


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rate this epic



the girl is enjoying it so 10/10



Not canon.


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This is


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it's all bad


so so bad





bad thread


bat thread



he likes reylo too


File: 8052ddf1d1ac7a4⋯.png (422.85 KB, 801x1082, 801:1082, THE POWER KNOT 5000.png)



internet fascists love reylo

i would imagine it’s easy for most of them to self insert as kylo




[dats grant yellin]



Not canon. DAvesprite wouldn't have dumped her if she had a knot.


File: 311a45df6e500df⋯.jpg (206.15 KB, 684x569, 684:569, IMG_1112.JPG)


oh right i forgot

they wouldnt see his fascism as a bad thing lol

also my blog recs are gonna be fucking awful from now on sponge and it's your fault

it was worth the laughs tho



I thought it was going to be something bigger than that


File: 41f1ea7aa983140⋯.jpg (50.66 KB, 297x411, 99:137, boigahs.jpg)



but dave loves cock



Reread my post.


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I'm sure he could learn to appreciate the knot



You stupid idiot.

You stupid fucking idiot. Is that you XLR?


hsg recommend me some shampoo


oh nvm i'm retarded


i’m high and i’m going to operate a motor vehicle



I know I fucked up but if you insult me like that again I'll find you and kill you some day


put me down



I really wouldn't be worried about you, you'd probably misread my address online and then go to a different house.


>the people on /aco/ that are unable to move on from a dead fandom and are so desperate for porn that they've deluded themselves into thinking that the soulless 3d poser garbage is good and pay actual money for it

Wow,this is sad.




may st christopher wafch over and protect you!




you say sad

i see dollar signs



I mean, you're a crossie who came over from 4chan to complain about it. That's pretty sad.


File: bb9b6696ada72db⋯.jpeg (35.96 KB, 795x545, 159:109, 5000B1F0-68D7-49C3-9328-D….jpeg)

>mcdonald’s cashier i went to school with: “if you ever want to see me, i’m here”


goo night hsg


no one recommended me any shampoo



Dr. Bronner


>cow noises in the distance


hey does anyone have that fic where Vriska gets kidnapped by the other girls, and they bondage her up, and put a ballgag in her mouth? and then they grind their cunnies on her face so she can't breathe?



to sweeten the deal, if you provide this, i will post a spunking dick and balls


today i am baking a carrot cake

it smells so good, so fragrant



my son has grown fat and powerful in the oven

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