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Crossies leave.


whats better




there is a correct answer



i'm going with davemom



There's no real difference.


why did Rose wear a suit during the shitty rosemary wedding



die you incestuous fuck


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>mcdonald’s cashier i went to school with: “if you ever want to see me, i’m here”


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is john saying that or rose




we could get in to this business


holy fuck thats gotta be so easy to do


can't wait for pom to commission some water sports from 3d guy



Have you ever browsed a 3D store? All the assets are insanely overpriced. It'd take a lot to get started.



pirate assets...........



From where? It's not a game.



just take assets from a game its just porn images,...



Yeah but we're trying to corner the Homestuck porn market. That's a different animal because you've got all the weird fetish shit.


I didn't realize Doctor Cox voiced Ray Palmer


do you think klingon dick has the {{{ bumps on the head






need source





it's epic



why would the fbi be interested in 3d homestuck porn



they’re gonna put it in the next trump dossier




Don't say I didn't warn you.



But he doesn't read those.



that doesn’t mean he won’t gaze upon the epic images



I just said he doesn't read them.



and i said that doesn’t mean he won’t gaze upon the epic images



That counts as reading.


maybe he'll see the boobies and get a YUGE boner lol


friendly reminder that trump doesn't read the president's daily briefing

i wonder what kind of 9/11 tier stuff that he's missing in there so far



oh that counts as reading?


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i'm vaping rn


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sponge are you a part of the "true crime community"


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not really, as interesting as i find it

tbh nothing really tops the kin community



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>oh i just love studying crime and criminals

>that's why i always celebrate the birthdays of the columbine shooters and talk about how sad cruz's life was and how cute his voice is

>it's cuz i like researching crime, we're the true crime community

theyre the worst

also stop spamming


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Like kin in general? Or kin for serial killers?


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I refuse to believe the serial killer ones exist


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that's pretty naive


her david byrne suit jacket bothers me



Rose's butthole


Slughorn was right, candied pineapple chunks are the best



$200 in two weeks.


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good form, pupper


i would like to use this opportunity to extend my "middle finger" to all the hell wishers who try to tell me how to moderate

what am i supposed to do here, whenstve someone is changing ip. ur the bigbrain geniuses who love to tell me how to do stuff

how do i fix this


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you mod me, dumbass



range bans



you keep banning them until they stop

that's your job


or this


god you have such a way with words sometimes sponge


grant make me mod, i'll make sure to stop spam forever



the most tragic part is how u are blind to how important ur time on this blessed and based earth really is


irrelevant with how many vpns and proxies exist


while we're all spouting nonsense that we want to happen that you arent even going to consider

give the entire board to me


range banning sponge would be epic


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ever since I announced that I'm running for hsg mod, I've been ahead in the polls



who's also running


it is 2018 and there are still people trying to say futa isnt gay



ben is, as an incumbent

but he's so low energy


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thought this was a pic of noey for a sec



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important, cast your votes http://www.strawpoll.me/15111146


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why the fuck am i not on there


i will have exactly one vote but it will be a vote that matters





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literally fake news

bsb is being helped by russia!



where's anon7 aka best anon????


ifunnyposter for literal president




honestly though this place needs a new mod like it needs another tranny spammer


don't you have anything better to do



beg this

*whips out grundle*



it's annoying, stop


I would ban sponge


*whips out grundle again*


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so what got you in this mood sponge

is it las drogas



fuck off


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I would be the best mod, because I am the best person. I have so much charisma and good looks, and I am the funniest poster on these boards so yeah it only makes sense that I would be a person who occasionally gives short slap on the wrist bans to people who spam stupid shit. I love homestuck general, and I love me. If I weren't me, I'd wish I was


hot take: slap on the wrist bans should be at least an hour long


>grant nervously wiping the sweat off his brow with a napkin, approaches the microphone but is drowned out by the crowd chanting "We Want Spacebar! We Want Spacebar!"*


save us ifunnyposter


im angry and in the mode to lash out on people who haven't done anything to make me mad


Smokegirl General


>irl friends haven't talked to me in months

>avoided and cut myself off from one online friend group and then got myself banned from another

i'm getting kind of sad and vitriolic tonight


>not honing your third eye to automatically filter spongeposts


is hotwheels dead yet


i guess it's mostly my fault for never initiating a conversation with my irl friends but they never included me with shit they planned even during high school so i guess we were never really friends to begin with and more like acquaintances that talked to fill the time in school


did anyone ever save those shitty muscle eridans i drew


nobody really cares about me except for my parents but they're forced to so it doesn't count


how the fuck do i get good at bayonetta

its like fighting games

theres too much for me to keep track of, move wise


"i'm better off alone" i continue to insist as i become more self destructive and push people away



doesn't it have like, auto aim attacks

you just spam dodge roll a ton and mash the attack buttons



i care about you



me except i dont have to push people away because there are no people near me



i am only an anon in a sea of shitposts

nobody would notice if i disappeared one say


>auto aim and spamming attacks

game journalist tier




i mean, you do aim towards enemies i think

but like


its a game my brain doesnt understand good



don't trust a bpd bitch but honestly sometimes this is true

i get tired of constantly cutting people off and exiling myself out of communities i love


honestly it's been like 3 years since i played it but i remember just spamming dodge and mashing the attack button.

i'm sure that won't work on the hardest difficulty but it was more than enough for the second hardest one



doesn't mean i don't care



yo, yo hold up

is this supposed to be based off that one south park episode where people eat with their butts and poop out of their mouths

that's pretty inspired but where'd the blue girl come from

i'd've thought they'd just use cartman's mom or something




I'm the best poster



suck that girl dick, boy



thanks anon <3


it's weird knowing i used to hate the shit out of sponge before becoming bffs with him



hang in there buddy



did you suck his feminine girltinkler until it spurti a lil stream of nummy womb juice into your throat


i would pay money to never have read that sentence


I hate sponge


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whos writing these terrible sentences?

its wesley isnt it


your god sponge can't save you now



i'm not this autistic



hey wesley how many plats do you have rn

i'm at 34



I have one platinum trophy


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my goal is to hit 70 by the end of the year

already got 10 this year so it should be easy



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i'll fuck you in the ass boy



which games did you plat



i've never actually cared about beyond good and evil but after seeing the trailer for 2 i am 100% buying 1 in the near future



19 plats at the moment

right now im trying to plat gr2 and p4g

is this pubes



oh cool, i still need to finish both metro games

i said i was gonna hit 100 last year but all of the games i started playing are really long so im stuck at 91 for now



which one of you is wesley fuck


gravity rush 2?

that's not too hard a plat if you just grind the one level for gems. a pain in the ass, but i just did it while watching harry potter


they're both pretty good. and if you haven't played them you definitely should, because metro exodus is a thing that's happening and will probably be great

i never really got seriously into trophy hunting until this year. before that it was just "hey let's do trophies" for a month every few months


rev loves sponge's girlcum



ye ive been meaning to play them forever but my backlog is horrendous

like 200+ playstation games sitting around that i could plat if i felt like it

trophy hunting is an on and off thing for me too but i used to be super into it, really wish i had the enthusiasm i used to because i really want to get rid of all these games




last time i checked i have something like 70-100 games on my *platinum* backlog for ps4

once i get my girlfriend's ps3 that'll probably add another 10-15

and i have like 5-10 PS vita games to plat


damn you're like a little baby now

truly, the pupil has surpassed the master

but yes




i dont even wanna count digital or vita stuff, i think thatd bring the total to around 500

i could do all this because i dont really have anything better to do but at the same time

do i want to?


oh cool you have the xenoverse plat



>500 games

jesus fucking christ dude you're going to die. you're dead already.

at least i can hope to finish my backlog in the next year or two



i uh

buy lots of stuff when im stressed out

and then never play them

but i like to think ill get around to them eventually


i should probably give most of these games to rev tbh



i am very slow at playing games

and some of the games i actually can't plat due to a few trophies i am unable to do (like xenoverse 2 and ffx)



which games?


i really wanna buy dbfz but my autism will not let me until i plat gr2 and persona 4



tons of ps3 games

i can just take photos of them because itd take too long to list them


anon post your psn, i want to judge you


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oh. dude. same.

i spent literally all of my money (something like 200$) and got 25 games during the winter sale

got some good games but uhhhhh yeah


yeah i mean some games you just don't do

i'll look at a trophy guide and think and if it's like 200+ hours or if it just sounds annoying as ass i'll just be yeah

"hard pass"



>200+ hours

that's honestly why I haven't really started into Star Ocean 4



Yar's daughter is just Yar in a new costume



i blew $1000 on ps3 games last summer

ebay auctions are just too much fun

also yeah the digital sales get me and i fuckin hate digital


counted up the ps3 games i have with me in person (not in storage and there are 53 lol



>i'll look at a trophy guide and think and if it's like 200+ hours or if it just sounds annoying as ass i'll just be yeah

is it bad that this is a dealbreaker for me when buying a game



nah tons of people are like that



how the fuck do you blow 1000$ on ps3 games

i used to be pretty into physical until one too many psn sales


no i'm the same way

"does this game have a platinum trophy"

"no? hard pass."



do you mean....whoopi goldberg?



i had $1000 sitting around and nothing to buy

got really stressed because of my job

buying things made me feel a bit better

but also made me more stressed because i shouldnt be wasting money like that

a terrible cycle


i want to clone sponge and fail miserably at it so i can have an army of pseudo goofball lordlings, each with their unique defects and powers



yeah that's me

i owe my gf some money still so i was supposed to repay a bit of that with the 200 but uhhhhhh yeah. sorry the money's gone. it just poofed.

seriously though like. how do you even spend 1k on PS3 games

most games i see are like 10$ used on amazon now


that's a lot of girl semen



it's epic


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hey i'm talking to someone who somehow spent 1k on ps3 games, okay. 200$ on (mostly) modern ps4 games is actually pretty good in comparison

also i'm pretty sure spending money is a sort of self harm for me


actually nevermind. i probably did spend a total of 1k on games last year




even the writers were tired of him, so they got rid of him


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i bought a lot of ps3 games

that i should really just get rid of because i will never play them

also there were some ps4 games i bought too

so maybe $800 really



i probably spent something like 300-400$ on sales

then i bought the ultimate edition of fortnite (which was like, 220$ a go) for me and one of my gfs

also a ps vita and like ~50$ of games for it

but yeah you should probably sort through that list pretty heavily

there's no fucking way you can finish *all* those jrpgs



ive already played through most of those except genuine trash like mugen souls that i dont even remember buying

i dont wanna know how much ive spent on the store because id feel ashamed of myself


the horror



I like the Tales games



reply to me on discord if you actually want any of that shit



Oh, is Mugen Souls that awful?

I had it on my PS3 PS+ games but wasn't sure if I should ever try it



what's your discord


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>then i bought the ultimate edition of fortnite (which was like, 220$ a go) for me and one of my gfs



500+ hour plat for each game, crazy amount of grinding that i dont mind doing but idea factory games are just trash



TO BE FAIR i played it for like 300-400 hours so i technically got my dollar for hour value


>500+ hour plat

kill me now

speaking of which i have to idle in birthdays: the beginnings for like 500 more hours for the platinum


that reminds me i been meaning to pick up the kh ps3 games


why would you pay so much money

wasnt fortnites ultimate just in game shit

why do you have multiple gfs youre buying it for






the kh remasters are good but theres no reason to not get the ps4 bundle now

unless you dont have a ps4 or something



i do not have a playstation 4 system

and probably wont get one for a long time if ever



yeah, but that was before i got my gf a ps4, so fortnite was like, the only game we could play together

i did make like 60$ selling some of the extra standard edition copies i had

i haven't actually bought stuff for my other gf yet because i sort of ran out of money.



grant get a ps4



why do u have multiple gfs

thats weird





it's not really that weird

closed poly is like regular monogamy except less lonely

i couldn't do open poly (ie, partners uninvolved with eachother, or just dating random people) ever though



so i can have more ps4 friends



i dont get that whole thing, im going to be honest. i dont have any questions i can ask though, but as long as u are enjoying life have fun man


but like



we could play uh


bloodborne? i guess



>one podcast i listen to is on intermittent uploads

>another one is shortish monthly episodes

>other one isnt enough for me to walk the dog to all week



there still isnt really a way to justify buying a ps4 tbh



picking up new podcasts is too much of an investment



It's theorized that some people like poly because it replaces the 'extended family' that people used to have

I just know that after being in a trouple monogamy felt lonely and incomplete


I'd argue what's weirder is confining yourself to a monogamous relationship when people undeniably have the ability to be attracted to multiple people at the same time


whats up



trying to decide between playing 3ds until i pass out or .hack gu until i pass out

and i dont really want to play gu



i jerked off for five minutes to 3d homestuck porn



ive never seen any star trek

its one of those things i think might be interesting but icant work up the care to try


i was playing gu before i left new york and like, i dunno. it was fun but it started to get kind of tedious

the dungeons are bad and the games balance was a bit weird, i never really had a challenge

i did like the gameplay though, it makes me kind of want to look into similar playing rpgs





its very uh

i dont know how to describe it

a product of its time?

it doesnt get more 2006 anime than .hack// gu

it seems fun from what ive played but also i could be having more fun playing the originals even if theyre objectively worse from a gameplay standpoint

the battle transitions bother me a lot


i guess i could play the witcher 3 instead but i gotta get invested in that


>*Whistle for magic horse*

>*autorun on road to quest marker*

>Toucan scan vision activates

>"Mhhm... Giant slash marks all over the victim... A drowner™ gotta be...

>"Come on, roach"

>*Follow nose*

>Guys in drowners™ costumes appears


>"shit, you stink"


>*set guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guy in half*

>"Mmhh... Bandits™ pretending to be drowners™, better tell the village head about it"

>"come on, roach"

>*Autorun back to the village*


>"Just some bastard posng as drowners ™, here's proofs*show flipper*


>"drowning in danger" complete


>10 crowns received



if you care about trophies at all the ps3 versions are worse


the cool thing about wasting time getting trophies is that you can get playstation dollars from sonys rewards program every 10 plats



that about sums up 90% of what ive played so far



*homo erotic butt flogging intensifies*


do you think the reason people like the witcher so much is that geralt is a white minority


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

*blasts this at max volume at 3 AM*



they like it because he says fuck a lot


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

i want to die and reincarnate into a qt and small 7/10 girl that makes stupid vlogs and asmr videos to cater to patethic losers for money



but then you couldnt jerk off


i want to die


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lunch was good



i couldnt??!!?!


i like when u can tell a manga got axed


i hate watching people play puzzle games and they get stuck at the most simplest puzzles

im so smarter than everyone


figuring flights out sucks and is gay


im almost assuredly going to pay a bit extra for emirates

only fuckin company with enough proper space so im not too fuckin scrunched in my corner waiting for the end

plus they got good food and really comfy blanket


i wonder if i'll have a dream about my mom ever again without it being about her death



shut up shitto


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shitto -> zelda

moody -> impa

wonk -> ganondorf


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Gohan-> shitto

Piccolo-> moody

energy beam-> wonk's sexual desire







says you, the plebeian, posting on 8chan for free


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nice to see homestuck is still getting references





i want kfc


what did they use to carry moderate amounts of liquid before homestuck invented buckets


i want to stop smoking a pack every 3 days







delete your discords



smoke a salad, fatty


i cover my cigarettes in salt and butter


smoking is bad


but my mental illness is worse


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If smoking is bad, then why is the word KING in it?

Checkmate, atheists



maybe kings

are bad



monarchists need to leave





<*spends all spare cash on cigs*


<*annoys everyone by holding them up with smoke breaks*


<*gets cancer*


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should i pirate Shadow of War or Shadow of Mordor?



is that a man






i'm really not convinced that it is not a guy that put on a bikini top and shoved some bean bags down it


learning japanese to play untranslated gacha games


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if it isn't a man it must be a really ugly woman which is probably worse


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>really ugly



it's an image

you can SEE how ugly she is


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james is gay for sex with men


i just need to be able to see her tiddies 'cus that bra is incredibly ugly and the quality of the picture is shit and her face is at a weird angle and she looks like a stoner and shit


sometimes reading wonk's posts makes me want to punch him right on his fat face


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stop spamming




*jacks off to sakura's smug face and splooges all over her adorable forehead*


tfw no ripped gf to move my furniture





that's the last one ive got dont worry


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thats sako?

hes ugly


cassowaries are hell beasts


looks like narcissa wright


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sponge turn


it's been awhile since i've checked in on cosmo

but he always seems to be streaming "irl" on twitch so i'm afraid to look


woke up today and thought i had a fever but it was just the temperature like doubled since yesterday


HSG recommend me some shampoo



head & shoulders because i know you're a dandery-ass bitch



wwarm cum



Dr. Bronner


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*inserts fingers*



(((What is your wish?)))




suave brand, strawberry scented

it's epic


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kingdom come deliverance is just oblivion but its dark messiah of might and magic but without the magic at all



i ahte seeing this stupid ass woman btw

stop posting her


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what is more pathetic

>obsession with 2d anime girl

>obsession with real girl because she cosplays that 2d anime girl


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did not wash my hands properly between chopping chillis and scratching my nose



shitto's pathetic boycock limp as spongelord's feminine penis thrusts in and out of his tight boyhole and squirts a thin stream of girl lemonade against his prostate


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grant, ban this poster



fuck you, fucker




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>left my mirin out last night after cooking

>entire bottle is covered in ants and the inside of the cap is compromised


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god damn im hungry




i'm bad about cleaning up after cooking

it's like

when you finish the food is hot and you wanna eat

and then when you're done eating the itis hits you and you want to just lay back and relax

and then you get sleepy and want to go to bed.......

it's a truly terrible trap



the napkin bib really sells it


using your soda as burger sauce is truly next level



i put literally everything else away and cleaned up my pan and cutting board but i FORGOT MY FUCKNIG MIRIN

now i have to go buy more


i was running out of sake in general anyway

i really need to start making a shopping list of shit i need so i dont run out like this


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

wait wait wait i forgot you could do this


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was that jontron


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>you can't ship alcohol to your house in indiana

>i have to keep using the shitty 8% acohol mirin cut with sugars and syrups because it's all i can get


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im only posting this cuz the response is funnt



it's true tho



that it is


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i dont understand mangas done on the web


>fag gay homo boy banner coming to fate grand order

finally, a banner i wont want to waste my stones on....,



>i dont understand webcomics



why are you like this



its a bad banner with gay fag characters for dumb idiots

and then also tesla who i already have


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>playing gacha shit


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I hate how there's 8chan logos on all of the banners



it was zwid's idea


I hate how im still alive


thinkin about making a twitter account so i can follow my fav jap artists

but then i remember i dont know japanese



i went to check who made the post so i can judge them


its wesley


i have assessed who it is and have made a judgement in my personal notes accordingly


it's pube



you know, usually i would also make that guess

but that post didnt stink of wesley

it was too written out


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I said it once before but it bears repeating

world superpower by 2020




theyre destroying solar panels

whats so special about it

why post it again


>indians are destroying solar panels because they've already discovered cold fusion

superpower by 2020 indeed




when i see a bad post

i think

"thats wesley"




when i see your bad posts

i think



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D=> good DANM Nebteta



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anteater but its called asseater



go back to hitting on shitto


not even wesley is that autistic


my sexy paranoia has been flaring up


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wait I'm confused so what's happening in the thread



im going to be the mod


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incumbent is a funny word because its after ben and its got ben in it and it has cum in it and cum is a funny word


" 'I have a dream.' That one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny. A land of the truly free, dammit. A nation of action, not words! Ruled by strength, not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think - to act - for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again! In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money, not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!"


i have a dream that one day you would shut up


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add me on discord




in cum, ben (t)


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Excuse me sam ward, have you taken your turn as your lord and savior yet?


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is this me and sako?


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it's that basic bitch from starjew valley


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sakos abominably shit taste makes me want to slaughter everyone on the bsl and let out all the x parasites, dooming the universe



on the what and what?


unblock me on discord


uncuck me on texas



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hey does anyone have that fic where Vriska gets kidnapped by the other girls, and they bondage her up, and put a ballgag in her mouth? and then they grind their cunnies on her face so she can't breathe?



no but that sounds pretty hot



What's your discord


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unblock me please


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oh also cool




persona 3-5 collab in p&d



>sakos abominably shit taste

but i have better taste than you




all he said was that your taste was shit which is true


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t. person who was saying how good eromanga was a few days ago



unblock ME shitto


god im such a patrician

let me post more of my amputee loli porn that i totally dont beat off to


sako wants to fuck middle schoolers



stop talking to that faggot



> loli


And don't you like that shit


sako is NOT a pedophile


cletus wants to fuck toddler nuggets



you did post loli amputee porn when you were shitting on him



>when you were shitting on him

>that means I like it


what is with pedophiles trying to push their pedophilia onto everyone



>And don't you like that shit

not everyone likes to crank their hog to pictures of toddlers with no arms or legs getting dicked you fucked up weirdo


stryofoam is your cum now


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also they're doing a yyh thing too


i didn't say you jack off to it i said you have posted it



why would it specifically be amputee toddlercon

why wouldn't you just post normal loli porn



says the person who cranks their hog to pictures of little girls getting beaten up or severely tortured



i dont do that

they aren't little girls


uh actually this adult woman is a little girl because im a brain damaged retard



didnt they announce that one months ago



Go back to the tread and look at the context

I posted one of sako worm in diapers and then sako was like 'hehehe diaperfag" and then I posted something he would like more


i also dont get off to toddlercon because im not a deeply damaged individual unlike cletus

best known for fucking his amputee cousin and posting dehumanized nugget women


its sako is insecure about his pedophilia time, dont bother posting for the next 2 hours


sako hicktard?



Yeah you like toddler without the con



they've done a bunch of shonens but I don't think they've done yyh before

it was announced 8 hours ago in the 6th anniversary stream


i guess he's not just into women anymore though

toddlers are fair game for him now, obviously



what does this even mean


kaaaa..... me......... haaaa.... me... h*ck!!!!!!!

*fires a big laserbeam that makes you all get boners*



clet not to take sako's side or anything but that's the worst comeback possible



im mad

i dont want to play puzzle and SHITgons

bring yyh collabs to good games



the con in toddlercon doesn't mean consent you dumb retard, you suck at this




without consent?



maybe im just mixing it up with some other yyh mobile game collab

i do remember the hxh one which almost made me want to pick the game up again


i mad



that isn't what the con in toddler con means you mental retard


*bangs fucking potsand fucking pans together*

im MAD



>without consent?

man this is like when I thought non-con meant non-canonical



shit the fuck up



what le heck does it mean then

is this transformers

autobots vs lolicons



holy shit dude


im so angery

*pointds gun at head*


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>sako's mad that I don't know the specific terminology of the fetish he totally doesn't have



is that a picture of you in real life you brainlet negro



epic post



>trying this hard to deflect




*spits on sign*

heh... comics cant consent, why do they need a whole con about it..........

and every PRO can make a woman CON.. dont put em in different categories......



They added 2 of the most requested qol changes finally plus mats stacking is also super great.

Also don't you play dokkan.


It's not about not knowing what "toddlercon" means it's about you being so fucking stupid you think "con" means consent.



this post took me off guard

big jej


clet why do you have to be so fucking stupid when arguing with sako

now he'll think he's better than people


>no job so i can watch star trek all day

i love being a neet


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i need to cook lunch but im tired


big kekimanjaro



ok thats irrelevant and also i play it less now im bored of it mostly, anbd the devs are idiot fuckers



Why would I think otherwise

Pedos are always meming about kids being able to consent if they don't say no


I descend to his level like an avatar of krishna


jokes on you I already had a boner


cletus why are you so fucking STUPID



of dokkan or of p&d

because the devs of p&d can be pretty stupid yea


it means complex you literal retard

toddler complex, because they're obsessed about toddlers and want to fuck them

same with all the other weeb terms


the correct term is pedophile


anyone wanna hang out when i get back to new york



the devs do idiot decisions and make bad other game modes and nothing sticks

wish theyd start over with a dbz mobile game that is good as a game



loli = little girls

lolicon = guy who is attracted by little girls



Oh shit what happened to Walmart



I'm smart but probably less than I could've been because I'm pretty too and it wouldn't be fair


Well excuse me for not investigating the terminology of shit fetishes that need to die and disappear



i would but i am on the wrong side of the country



I knew what lolicon meant...........................................................tch.......



too many points


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>I'm smart

>thought the earth was flat


watching you degenerates trying to decide who is the least degenerate is like watching the three stooges pick at each other




i quit and then i worked at a factory for four months and then quit that

now my job is watching star trek



>already logged in users are fine

thank god



good thing i've been too lazy to switch over my shit from batoto


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>I'm smart and pretty

big kek



he's dumb as a rock but he's pretty nice looking

you usually only have one or the other


>use madokami



And then I threw that conclusion out after like 30 minutes of thought experiments and a priori logical proofs without even looking at the sky or leaving my room


How do you know the earth is round? Mommy and daddy tell you? (since you dropped out of school, right......)


i should’ve said that the mart manager fingered me


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>How do you know the earth is round? Mommy and daddy tell you?


someone here posted some manga reader for android the other day

i thought it said on the github it had mangadex support but it didnt

fuck u


finally playing the wonderful 101

it's good



>How do you know the earth is round?

because im not fucking retarded cletus

you let a youtube video make you think you had to seriously reconsider the shape of the earth



Unite Sword is the best one



that was probably me

i don't know if they have mangadex support or not but did you download the stable version or the dev version? it might be in the dev version



i never knew you could sell off excess materials in mgsv

well i just maxed out my money with barely a fraction of the materials ive gathered



cletus are you trying to act superior because you thought the earth was flat?

are you fucking kidding me man

just take the L


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i probably got the stable version


oh boy another dipshit enters the fray


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How do you know you're not retarded?

How does not being retarded prove a round earth?


for thousands of years we've known the earth wasn't flat

and you're trying to act like you're intellectually superior to us because you thought it WAS



TBH you don't even need to sell excess resources

just do five or ten "security challenge" FOB infiltrations, the ones with no staff, they're easy money and take maybe two minutes each



to my knowledge the dev version works perfectly fine it's just they want to really make sure everything's working properly or whatever so it takes a while for a new stable version to come out



I resent being forever branded memetarded because I considered a stupid concept once



what baffles me is why you came here and told everyone about it

especially since it was apparently such a brief span of time too







i mean

you know he made his identity off the fact he has sexual relations with a family member, right.



looking at the discord i think they have dex, but they said something about changing how they handle sources in the future

you can probably ask them something if you have any trouble



can you show me where i posted amputee loli porn



If you aren't posting your mental diarrhea on hsg at 2 am i don't know what to tell you except leave



i mean

if i ahve any trouble im just gonna use fuckin

the actual website, basically



not amputee but you dumped your gore loli art here a few months ago


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so in between doing dishes and moving stuff so I can vacuum

I realized that the copy of Mass Effect 3 I got had that online code sheet in the case

it was still valid



yea but there's things you don't post

like i'm not stupid enough to post something that I know will then be used against me for the rest of time

you (should) be too


i suppose. I've never actually had any issues with it that weren't the site itself having server problems.


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i dont beat off to any of my guro you fucking retard



is this for a different game, because you posted something similar a few weeks ago



"that i totally dont beat off to"



and what if clet says he doesn't beat off to something he posts, too



you know he made his identity here off of him fucking his amputee cousin right



yeah this is mass effect 3, the one from a while back was the mgs5 code


cletus: I have an amputee fetish and fuck my amputee cousin and jerk off to amputee porn

you: okay but what if i he doesn't actually


why is sako so mad about people saying he likes underage girls when he posts them here


it's hard to tell if he's being disingenuous or if he really has zero self-awareness


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full disclosure I beat off to this

why cant socks admit the same


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full disclosure I beat off to this

why cant socks admit the same


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whether i beat off to this is ambiguous


i wish the majority of the posters on this board weren't actually retarded



weren't you showing off how smart you were to have finally figured it out or something

that seems like something you'd do



the broth;.,



also i don't like how the font gets increasingly hard to read



*monkey finger curls*

*everyone on this board except for me dies*



id like a better less retarded broth


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full disclosure I beat off to this

why cant socks admit the same


you want weak, thin soup



>I live an additional billion years


*shits in the soup*



i didn't post about it but they made it so that you don't have to feed xp fodder to cards to level them up in p&d

you still can, and that's probably better in the long run, but just doing any normal dungeon now gives them xp too



yeah me too



the shit is the is the meat not the broth


the broth is joeys eye juice


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who's this semen demon


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full disclosure i beat off to this


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Why is her drool going upside down



probably because she’s epic


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You fucked up revealing that youre a neet again now take your turn


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"mass" being defined as 4+


America has way more guns than 270 million



jesus fucking christ who cares if people get killed with guns



how should they go about counting the unregistered ones


hsg endgame is everyone becoming a neet



There are certainly at least 310-20 million guns in America counting unregistered guns/illegal guns



do you have any sources


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why does every small channel i follow get a lot larger and then become garbage

not to mention that he had more or less this exact video a few months ago

he's also heavily sponsored by crunchyjew, in case it wasn't obvious



if they're unregistered or illegal, how do you have numbers on them




unfollow them and shut the fuck up


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where does this mention an estimation of the total number of guns in the country

all of this seems to be based on registered, above-board weapons


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I don't think there's a way for me to get exactly 77 heroism



can you do smaller units that add up to 77



I don't think so, and I just had a combat deployment come back that put me up to 777,870 anyway



answer me



sion take your turn




...take your fyiving trn............


jewcocklicker46 take ur turn




hellstrider take your turn




i just got my own sources instead

yeah it's an estimation but i can't find where people get it.

the article that claims it cites the same document you did but from a different year, and i can't find the estimation in it at all

maybe im just missing something obvious but i can't find where anyone is getting the "310 million" number

this isn't to say that you're wrong, because people definitely claim that

but i just can't find a source for it


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finally a sentence beginning with "trump directs the justice department to" that doesn't end terribly



sako tantrum in 3, 2,


>rlm was actually right in their theory they made about the new star trek series at the beginning


i hate when there's 30+ year olds in the discords im in

dont you have a retirement to plan or something



that's gonna be you in 10 years


im going to be dead in 10 years


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>snake will never be in a smash bros game again


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ok now where is the chart of murders regardless of if it was done by a gun or not


when was the last time their was a white male superhero

think about it


"How does it feel to have lived long enough to see all of your favorite franchises go down in flames"



justice league? i don't pay attention to cape shit



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is this the piss and/or robber one


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>robber one


>piss one

excuse me



he pissed himself once


I turned myself *burrrp* into a heterosexual, grant!

I'm heterosexual beeeeeeeeeen!



wow this fourth season of ben and horsie really jumped the sharktits


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todays lunch

Fried rice

pork chops cooked in ponzu sauce


is the speedrun marathon going on rn any good




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yo ho all hands

hoist the colors high



i never understood the dilemma with these questions


heave ho, thieves and beggars

ne'er shall we die



"Less people die but you are directly responsible for that death"


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that makes you a sociopath!




i would still feel responsible for the five deaths if i let them happen.



perhaps you dont understand the dilemma cause youre a bitch



her mouth is epic



ask her to vore me instead



Yea but you took an explicit action to "kill" that person as opposed to an inaction.


should i nofap



wouldn't the inaction of letting 5 children die weigh more on your conscious, knowing there was a scenario where you could have prevented them from dying



That's the "problem".

The trolley problem was never that good in the first place.


just kill the one kid

he was probably a piece of shit anyways



yeah but that post fixed it with the epic addition of a giant woman




that stream is playing for five seconds, then repeating two seconds

then continuing to do that, in staggered segments

it's really disorienting


can i ask the giant girl out


filipino food is good


Why does this murderous giant woman let you ride her shoulder



snu snu


fat man trolley problem > standard trolley prpblem


It was originally about the fat man because you had to directly touch him and push the screaming guy onto the tracks not tug a lever like a pussy


wwhat niggy knoww


niggy knew there'd be times like this

there'd be times like this

niggy knew

(niggy knew, niggy knew)



Do you think Mom used to entertain gentlemen while Rose was at school.



mom would send live updates of it to rose during class


i got a telephone interview thursday morning

hooo boy

wonder if it will be easier than a regular interview



good luck

I can't even get places to call me back anymore



maybe pretend to be retarded so you can snatch up one of those coveted walmart greeter type jobs



Rose is probably in one of those schools that doesn't allow cellphones



They call you back, you just don't hear the sound wtf



i mean, i know somebody there, but i don't think they've pulled any strings for me




not a problem, mom sends polaroids by courier

only the best for her daughter



what about when rose was a baby




you mean 70mm film reels


anyone else get anxiety when others talk about their sex lives?



no just go





........what about when rose was a baby



it kinda makes me uncomfortable when people just bring sex up in normal conversation

even stuff like "[actress] is so hot" feels like a violation of some kind of etiquette

so not specifically the status of their sex lives, but like, i guess talking about sex in any non-abstract way, yeah



well? Did she still have gentlemen callers over?


rose's mom seducing the friends rose would bring home in elementary school



why do you think Rose is constantly trying to imitate Freud



>Rose bringing home friends




>rose's mom seducing the friends rose would bring home


>in elementary school

*invents time travel to stop myself beginning this post*


i really like guildmarm.



as a 4u bab i'm biased but she seems very good yes



i mean rose is like in 8th grade when rose's mom when she dies.

so theres not too much other time for this to happen besides elementary.

of course highschool is a possibility if you dont want to be cannon



Marmie's ditzy without being annoying and her nickname for you is cute


I have sex a lot



i love being called doodle


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i really would quite like sako's "hot take" on this



There are people who don't enjoy being called Doodle, we call these people "gay"


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me gay

me love doodle


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holy shit bumpstocks pretty much turn a semiauto into a full auto.



someday i should catch up on the uh

16 months of rips i've missed


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3rd one has a penis



more like 1 and 2 thanks



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>wanting the handler



what are you saying wrong to?


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why, who is she


doodle really is a cute nickname


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the shit piece of garbage replacement for guildmarm



they're both cute

guildmarm is cuter, yeah



handler's got a permanent rash on her face and her voice and personality are garbage

granted i turned her voice off asap but still, she's shoved into everything and it's obnoxious



i actually don't know how people can sit through world in english

maybe it's better in other languages but if you don't play it in MH you're a shitter anyway


okay im gonna say that bumpstocks are uhhh....

totally fucking crazy and should be banned.

Its pretty much one of those modded controllers from COD where people could rapid fire semiautos



literally no one actually uses the english, see the stats

its quite hilarious, westerners are idiots


this thing just like video game

me am smart



oh are there usage stats for the language?


Bumpstocks should be illegal but assault weps should be legal


does it track what you start as or what's current, because i didn't know mh was an option at first so had english


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you're all stupid except for me and none of you know shit about fuck


>that dude that commissions the same oddly specific shit from every artist you follow


if you want an actual take wonk i think it's retarded because you don't even need the stock, and it doesn't even make it particularly easier to bumpfire a weapon

it's like putting a bandaid on gaping wound and calling it a solution, like basically everything you want to be law regarding gun control

also you're dumb and stupid and im smarter than you


settle something for my friend group:

hawaiian rolls






so someone with a lot of skill can increase his fire rate, but he has to stand still and hold his gun in a really loose fashion and give up accuracy.

or he can buy a stock that does it for him.



>someone with a lot of skill

>it takes a lot of skill to make your finger a different shape than normal



good who the fuck thinks theyre bad


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I rate them 11/10 one of my favorite types of bread


you're not losing any accuracy either

stop being retarded, you watched the same video i did



dumb idiot named evan says they're "too sweet"



tell evan he's a fag


i mean i wouldn't eat 4 or 5 but they're still good.......


>sako knowing anything about guns

stop listening to him, he just parrots whatever he hears



toast em, slap some mayo on



>also you're dumb and stupid and im smarter than you

and this is how i know im right and you're wrong


> i wouldn't eat 4 or 5




>and this is how i know im right and you're wrong

uhhh duhh hurr he called me stupid that means im right


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>slap some mayo on



oh yeah


Tantrum Initializing...


i wish any of you knew anything about guns so i didn't have to listen to you kvetch about things you dont understand



excuse me i am a master debater

i know what im talking about


sako literally just looks up stuff on the wiki


which is easier

>aiming, changing targets, and moving, and maintaining situational awareness while a machine makes you fire faster with no effort


>aiming, changing targets, moving, and carefully controlling your arms so that you can maintain a faster fire rate, while maintaining situational awareness



who the hecky are you planning to shoot



none of the above

the correct answer is itd be easier for you to shut up


does a bump stock actually make it easier to shoot a semi-automatic gun faster


dont come to hsg tomorroww



i could really give two heckies about stricter regulation

i just like shooting pop cans off stumps

as long as i can do that im a happy boy



then why does it exist




it does, he doesn't know what he's talking about



oh, okay, seriously, i just want a straight answer, from someone who is not sako

so it does make it easier



its an expensive toy that people buy because "wow cool" and then use it once and maybe a couple times again after that and then realize that its not really that useful and put it in their closet somewhere so they can actually use a comfortable stock on their gun





that seems like a really benign way to paint something that was used in a mass shooting



because thats how literally every single person who bought one besides that one guy used it you fucking autismal retard



do you have any experience with any of this?



yes, ive seen some "average joe" fire rates of semi autos ar-15s, which is 2rounds/sec.

bumpstocks can easily increase that to 9/sec(this is the rough fire rate of the las vegas shooter who was using bumpstocks)

fully auto ar-15s fire at around 14/s

so bumpstocks and even bumpfiring without a stock can quadruple your fire rate, its just bumpstocks do it automatically with no effort.



ah but then you get to the point that a gun was used in a mass shooting and something something second amendment



If act 5 was being written today do you think eridan would've used a troll bump stock


*glues a bump stock to his wand*


putting your finger in the trigger of a gun requires years of training

you need to be a tremendously skilled olympic level shooter to employ such basic levels of motor control


your motherfucking life ends three turns from now


i dont think sako has ever done anything requiring multiple skills at the same time to realize that adding extra things that require motor control make things more difficult to do



nice battleship my big bitch




the fact that you think it's so fucking hard to bumpfire a gun makes me think you've never done it before and are talking out of your ass



depends on the quality of the roll

they can be very good but they’re usually subpar


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