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ooga booga maou


good news: reylo general has regained some sense of normalcy



what does normalcy mean in this context


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not sneed


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sneedlo chuckeral



When did everything go wrong?


was just at the alcohol store and the clerk was telling me about this punch card thing they have where if you buy ten bottles of wine you get one for free

and i joked "oh so it's like an alcoholic's card?"

he just gave me this look and said "have a good one man"

and now i'm extremely rattled, like nervous and shaking

is it normal to be this emotionally affected by a joke you fucked up? am i autistic?


heil hoggler



Wew lad



i'll take that as a yes :/

follow up question:

how do i become less autistic


regular brain: oops i fucked up a joke oh well!

my brain: i can't talk to this person/go to this place ever again


u cant say the a word in the alcohol stores



a bad joke is nothing compared to most of retail life

the dude has probably completely forgotten you already



fuck that

I'm an alcoholic

give me your biggest cheapest strongest vodka



the tax here is way too high to justify buying vodka though


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Hey guy who pays Rev's rent

I think we just found out why



havent multiple people paid his rent now




it's fear of rejection taken to the extreme




i don't care, i'll keep paying rev's rent just so we can continue to experience his posts



I haven't actually had anything to drink in a long time

like over a year


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pick one except lucina 'cus she's shit



who's the tall bitch





what does it mean if i prefer my futanari with not absurdly gigantic dicks



i pick

*stomps foot and stands decisively*





instead of being ironically gay, you are a bona fide homo



is it less gay to prefer giant dicks?



yes in this context, extremely so. go happily marry a man, you fag.



no i need a proper explanation as to why girls with gigantic dicks are more gay than girls with not gigantic dicks


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who's that staring into the darkness

it's link

it's rage

it stares into your terror-filled eyes as you recall a passing green shell toss

you ink yourself

how did he find you?

how did he know?

nothing matters, nothing exists, but this moment

your reckoning


whet nigly knew



the fact that you even need to ask it proves you're basically a living avatar of gay my dude


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please watch my stream




are you actually doing anything on it



the stream thing and the starcraft thing are absurdly annoying because you always deny people who actually take you up on your pathetic begging



just watch my stream please


video game streams are cucking for kids


how do we uncuck shitto


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all i see is a gay black screen


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watch my stream




it's offline you fucking BIPTCH



damn,,, sponge got fat....


why are mario girls so hOT



why tf would i watch a stream that's offline you incontinent pissboy?



can this person watch my stream



stream your suicide bitch



>entire constituency is constantly overdosing on heroin

>"we gotta be thoughtful about these dang reefers though, really guys"


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good ending vlord



will u watch my stream


*wwalks into thread*

hi its me

wworked a ten hour shift and feelin a little empty eri



should i invite hsg to watch my shit stream




it can't be worse than shitkid's




no please watch mine instead


i'll like vaguely think about it next time i actually stream something




I hate being the hottest girl on hsg


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I hope you cheer up eri



i'll watch your stream

when you get on your knees


i'd watch it if you ever streamed anything




thank you for your support heres my stream



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epic dog


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post robobutt


subscribe to gain access to the sub-only discord


*watches your stream*



thank you


play civ with me


starcwaft stweam



whats your gamertag


>Posting is currently slow because servers are overloaded due to heavy traffic. At the moment there is no evidence that this is an ongoing attack.

see you guys in a few days



watch my stream in the meantime



i havent logged onto steam in months


please be my friend i am begging you



my stream is friend friendly



i only play xbox games


groom me please


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why this



hi, please watch my stream


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play civ with me



whats your gamertag


please be my friend


ruta, either start streaming something, or get banned



>whats your gamertag



if I had the game, and XBL, I would



i do not have access to a 360






oh shit carl's actually live


wonk is the only one that can keep shitto in check



they did put it out for the ps triple




whats your gamertag


everyday i'm shittoing



i do not have a 360 please be my friend



I also don't have it on PS3



PLEASE whats your gamertag



i think it was on the store



i do not have a gamertag please be my friend please


be my friend instead i'm way cooler than that nerd



child groomers in the thread toniiiight



why not



pls get a gamertag


billy & mandy was pretty gud tbh



please be my friend



it's 45 minutes of clips of eris from billy and mandy

i mean at a certain point isn't it more productive to use paheal?


did eris really just say "totally tubular"


who's ready for some gaming?



sometimes it's nice appreciating the original

knowing that they put such a hot slut in a children's cartoon show


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watch my gaming stream


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme



i have not heard about this one



it's time to game on!


it should be illegal to have the same thread theme twice



literally the only "Civilization" result I see in the store on PS3


gaming the fuck out


add me on discord





i thought they had the first revolution on the store but i guess not

or it got taken down



whats your discord id



i got the pizza rolls

you got the weed?



add me on discord whats your discord id


always on my hiveswap



i asked first ANSWER ME



it’s epic



add me on discord



answer me




add me on discord ruta#0960


watch my stream



please be my friend on discord





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true thread theme



please be my friend


shitto status: utterly cucktarded



hi :) watch my stream


lets get cucktarded in here



i am please be my friend on stream



have you been watching my stream


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pic from shitto’s facebook



if you actually streamed i’d probably watch



please be my friend




what are you gonna stream nigga



squatch hunters


want mario character gf

would even settle for daisy


anyone else think humanz was kinda weak



just watch my stream please



be my friend first






please i am begging you this is all i have


i will probably be whoever's friend at this point

being alone fucking sucks



would you be shittos friend


would i regret streaming skate 3 and sharing my channel here



please be my friend




please watch my stream




now what



i would watch



lets play a game



all right

i've only got a mac though



whats your gamertag



me too what do you want to play





add me on discord




tf2 maybe?


big cartoon boobies



tf2 or diablo 2




big cartoon belly



be my friend on discord




what class do you play


im gonna make gua



soldier, pyro, medic

(i'm pretty shit tho)


hello :)

add me on discord



gimme ur gaymer tag



i mostly play sniper and pyro, demoman sometimes


hsg tf2 server


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le retard me: plays warframe




except idk how to set one up


someone smart make a hsg tf2 server



i am on my stream



be my friend on your stream



what's the server name


be my little



whats your gamertag



whats your discord id



i asked first please just be my friend already






8a8y 8a8y 8a8y


itty 8itty 8a8y

itty 8itty 8oat





the baby

the baby the baby



you will be my friend



1 DONT B3L13V3 1T!






Twinkie House


tfw slowly growing more and more distant from best friend


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Releasing gen 7 spinoffs this much late is stupid but i can believe them doing it.



i will be your new best friend


does anyone actually want to play tf2



i actually do



those names don't make sense

wouldn't it be x ruby and y sapphire?



name a server and i'll join bb



me want pokemeet & pokefuck




>Scarlet and Aquamarine

that's just like

ruby and sapphire but with uglier names


pokemon libbycuck blue and dotard red


Is it bad that my enjoyment of time spent with my one friend is directly proportional to how much he speaks

I just wish we could do the same stuff we always do just minus 80+% of him speaking

He just talks at me and doing anything takes forever because he has to tell 5 stories and always pauses games to talk about shit he's into that I have no interest in



no i wish my friends would be quiet 90% of the time


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i'm kinda sad the olsen twins morphed into the kind of creatures sponge would spam


I just wanna sit in sweet blessed silence and smoke and watch stuff



like you got firered and leafgreen

heartgold and soulsilver

omega ruby and alpha sapphire-hey wait


celebrities: not even once


add me on discord


>say "hey let's play something" on steam

>no reply for the entire day

should i just kill myself


pokemon discord and pokemon skype



they look like aliens



aged like spoiled milk



get a steam fuckbuddy



whats your gamertag





i just wanna play some games with my best friend...................



they got the rundown


be my best friend



i'm not your friend


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you step outside your home at night and they're waiting for silently you atop their mounts

do you join them and ride off into the darkness



i know i'm not talking about you i'm talking about my best friend


does learning programming turn you into a cute girl



...but i could be


be my best friend RIGHT NOW


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no then pajeets wouldn't be a problem



i want my old friend....


will any of you shitbois actually play tf2 with me


things that make you better at programming

reading sicp

mechainical keyboards

talking with other better programmers

used business laptops

teaching others to program

wearing girly clothes



i am your new friend



its installing


we need a convoy server to hang out in


i'll play tf2 vintage


be my friend on tf2


yeah i wish there was someone here who is smart enough to maintain a tf2 server



it's more of a money issue than anything

i could look into doing it on my $5 vps maybe


we're not even competent enough to run a minecraft server



i actually wanted to play minecraft



if I had it



i would look into that too except i don't own minecraft


team fwortwess




it's free my man



acquire it?


remove pajeet



it costs too much


*inserts pajeet*



I don't have it on the only platforms that don't have hats.


hsg convince me i'm not silently losing my only friend


youll always have us



does it count if i've grown apart from my only friend to the point where i can't relate to him any more



cut ties with all friends/family and join the hsg cult


what's the hsg cult ritual


wedgie fetish





i would play a minecraft server with you guys


>Methanol has a high toxicity in humans. As little as 10 mL of pure methanol, ingested, is metabolized into formic acid, which can cause permanent blindness by destruction of the optic nerve. 30 mL is potentially fatal,[16] although the median lethal dose is typically 100 mL (3.4 fl oz) (i.e. 1–2 mL/kg body weight of pure methanol[17])



honestly we just need 1 person with the dedication to maintain any server for any game



were you thinking about drinking it



I can try hosting a server for something as long as the software runs on linux easily


wh at ni ggy kn ow



just either buy me minecraft or teach me how i can play it without paying and i'll give it a crack



literally google "pirate minecraft"


stupid little BITCH



yes m'am


why wont you be my friend please i swear to god i will be your best friend



good christ just play tf2 with me you dingus



you're too friendly



i am installing it



i just want one friend



too many hats

play the console version



i don't trust any of this and most of it is the sailing type of pirate anyways


the thing i've come to accept is that i'll never play tf2 with anyone from hsg


i am down for tf2 vintage



my connection is bad so its gonna be an hour until it finishes


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Play Planetary Annihilation: Titans with me


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hmm, not sure it's up my alley

maybe someone should... stream it..... to give me a better idea


#trump #yeet #2018 #ganggang #memes #meme #funnyvideos # #trump #yeet #2018 #ganggang #memes #meme #funnyvideos #dankmemes #dailymemes #darkmemes #memeaddict #cringe #cringymemes #memesarelife #depression


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This is all you need to know about it


chat with me


bat with me



whats up


why are we still here






ruta more like puta (mexican for poot)






I didn't know you cared so much


ruta more like buta (japanese for boot)


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watch this video


why didn't hoss delgado get his own cartoon



they were pushing fosters harder


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i love my gf



be my friend



why parody a parody


I believe in mermaids

Before I went to Zimbabwe I had heard that a lot of the people believe in mermaids or water spirits as they call them. So I went to Zimbabwe and I didn’t ask them about it because I thought they would think I’m crazy. Then I went to a local market where the locals sold tree figures and there were figures of lions, elephants and leopards but the only tree figure that was out of the ordinary was the figures of mermaids. Now this was a place where there were not that many tourist I’m not even sure if they had WiFi so I’m wondering if they had seen these water spirits. Then when I went back to the lodge I asked a guide if he knew about the mermaids and he said that he had heard about them. He even told that in a gokwe wich is a town in Zimbabwe a group of construction workers didn’t want to work at a new bridge they were building because they said that evil mermaids were terrorising them. What makes that story even more bizarre is that 90 % of Zimbabweans are unemployed. So Why would the construction workers want to almost quit there jobs. That must mean they have seen something.


be my friend so we can start the strongest crew



underfist was supposed to be the hoss delgado cartoon but maxwell atoms ended up breaking up with cartoon network and moved to disney for

*checks notes*

fish hooks?

wait, really, fish hooks?


*starts thinking maybe his friend didn't really like him that much to begin with*





I tried to get y'all to play on that server with me last year, but now it's gone


""whats up""





whats up



i probably would've picked rosalina anyway but they even made her taller... das epic


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naughty or nice its the jingle grumps! : D


night, y'all


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>i need 2 (two) argon crystals




what a god damn shame


i have to look after my parents' dog and it's old and pees everywhere if you don't let it outside immediately and it doesn't even bark or anything you just have to listen for it to get up and basically i can't sleep or do anything or i risk having to clean up dog piss and i fucking hate it



you've got a diaperfur on your hands


feeling depressed rn


you used to add me to the discord


add me on discord please



just to suffer


i like the color palettes they used in invader zim


where did this sudden obsession i have with blonde anime girls come from



get down with the zwidness



all you do is masturbate all day


i gained like 5 pounds in the past couple of days lol



i only jerk it like once a day now so thats not it


i wish i could start my own hsg minecraft server


ok ok i'll try setting up a server tomorrow geeze


>daylight saving is tonight

>losing one hour of sleep

i like it how it's literally on the day i have to wake up two hours early

i love this system

it's epic



american society is designed to keep you permanently tired


minecraft is also the only thing i have installed


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wonk post a picture of yourself


i like this entire exchange https://youtu.be/Ai0_IlBWSlY?t=19m3s


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i see only my love for pustulio


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man I'm horny

I want to fuck some girls.

I'm a highly sexual being


so apprently not only is today mar 10, mario fau

but also problem sleuth day?



but it's the eleventh.................



not for 17~ minutes it aint

if we're gonna pretend time is real we gotta accept the whole timezone thing, crazy as it it


>Cocaine Jane

man she's a cutie pie. We're gonna have some drinks tomorrow. Too bad she has a kid


oh and a cocaine addiction but who cares about that lol



yea and ruby/sapphire/emerald is pretty much just red/blue/green


the best gen was 5



This but 4


Fuck I forgot it was spring forward

At least my ps3's time will be correct now



*drizzles on you*


emerald and platinum are the best pokemons that aren't heartgold/soulsilver



if you pretend diamond and pearl dont exist yeah


i'll never understand why people suck of hgss and bw2


they should just call the new smash "New Super Smash Bros."



whats wrong with bw2



it's fine

outside of me personally liking gen 5 the least there's nothing wrong with it

it's just kind of weird to see so many people act like hgss and bw2 are the end all be all zenith of pokemon games when they're just "ok games"


outside of me personally not liking gen 5*



They were completely uninteresting to me

And I fucking love pokemon



*pees on you*


yeah i could never get behind bw or the sequels.

but what's wrong with hgss? what pokemon games are better?



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i suck off star sapphire



*keeps peeing*

sorry I drank a lot of water



pee on someone else



hsg consists of only you and I anon


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Will gamefreak ever make the fire/water pokemon we deserve



hgss for story and bw2 for gameplay

gen 5 online was the most fun i ever had with a multiplayer game


hgss for aesthetics


Of course, now Crystal is in the eshop, with official wireless support AND the celebi event



will gamefreak ever stop making fire pokemon that fight



>hgss for story

it's just the story of gold and silver though

the only good thing about hgss is pokemon following you


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they made the kanto part more significant


>suddenly 3am

dst is a bummer


can't sleep, guess I'm just gonna stay up till I collapse


piwwa fow bwekfast



its expanded gold and silver with a pokemon following you

as far as pokemon games go it doesnt get any better than that



i have less issue with hgss because it usually gets overhyped less than bw2

and i don't really have any real strong opinion on hgss whereas I don't really like bw2


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If gamefreak adds less than 100 pokemon next gen

therell be problems


I just want the option to skip the bullshit tutorials that pokemon shoves down your throat

it's been more than 20 years

come on already



that line of reasoning is what gave us the simis

86 isn't that bad of a number but ~100 would be ok too



Overall had a lot of really good Pokemon that outweighed the bad. With 150 even with some mediocre ones we still got Volcarona, Galvantula, Haxorus, Jellicent, Cofagrigus Reuniclus Golurk

What did Gen 6 give us

Noivern Dragalge Trevenant Tyrantrum Pangoro and... not much else I liked. Oh that upside down squid is ok


Also Scolipede Bisharp Krookodile Excadrill Whimsicott Accelgor Eelektross


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well that's one way to get around consent laws in the uk


i mean i just dont see how anyone can like gen 5 the least when 6 exists


goo night hsg


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always the giant one


>DSP keeps quitting videogames near the end

>wonders why subs are going down


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metroid prime 2 is better than metroid prime 1


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i hear this happens to a lot of child stars because lots of the traits that look tv-presentable aren't ones that age well

which hsg poster is most likely to experience goofballification


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>set my alarm for 7 rather than 7:30 to make sure I could get a shower in before work even with the two out-of-town choristers we're hosting

>they still beat me to it

image unrelated, saw it and thought of one slack-jawed yokel


i need NK MMO Big Titty Brown Elf gf



>reading sicp

is that book really that good or is it a meme



I think the implication is that all of the things XLR listed are memes



it's a meme but it's a good meme


goo morning

i'm gonna make pizza for lunch


teaching other people stuff does help you learn better though, a good study tactic is to get together w/a friend who doesn't take the same classes and take turns explaining the material to one another


just got flashbacks to when people were trying to force shoop da woop a couple weeks ago



sicp is good, it's also a meme, much like mechanical keyboards (if you're spending 8+ hours typing, you should make sure that you're not on the road to a repetitive stress injury), used business laptops (usually running hardware that has good compatibility with linux and easy to repair on your own, plus they've usually been babied during their service so they're in pretty good condition), and wearing girly clothes (look, i don't get why i code better when wearing panties i just do tee bee ayech)



how good is sicp compared to its meme-ness

is it like 60% good to 40% meme or what



those sound like good memes too me

>wearing girly clothes (look, i don't get why i code better when wearing panties i just do tee bee ayech)

honestly? probably started out as increased alertness/creativity bc of the novelty and disinhibition, maybe placebo if you were already aware of the meme, and then became a state-dependent learning effect



it's probably about 50/50. most of the meme is your usual gatekeeping jiggery pokery because they used the textbook at mit



is there some book thats significantly better for the topic



for general programming/an intro to computer science? probably not.

if you want to just learn 2 code, i preferred language specific books because usually the things you're building to feel much more concrete. I especially liked:

learn python the hard way

learn you a haskell for great good

why's poignant guide to ruby (it's a bit cute which rubs hard engineering/cs types the wrong way but is a good intro to programming in general and using ruby specifically)


the Successful Indie Gamedev I've been talking to on OkCupid got me all excited abt learning Lua and trying one more time to make the FF:TA-battle-system ripoff I've been craving

is Lua a meme? she said my Python knowledge would help but I'm kinda afraid I'm gonna forget what I'm writing midscript and take forever figuring out what I did wrong


I said we were talking on OkCupid but I lied... we've been talking on Discord for weeks ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)



lua's a solid language



okay, cool. I was impressed by how elegant their type system and extensibility approach are from reading abt it, but I've just been taking notes on basic syntax so far so I haven't made real attempts to use it


you guys are both fags


i was in a car accident that wasnt my fault, i called up a shady ambulance chaser and he sent me to a chiropractor who confirmed that i was indeed "suffering from sever spinal misalignment", i got "treatment" for 1 month that mostly consisted of being mildly electrocuted, and one whole year later i got my share of the actual cash settlement, a whopping $5k which i promptly lost at an indian casino



can't speak for XLR but. yeah? that's been obvious to near 'bout everyone since I was maybe four or five


my balls need to be drained of cum periodically


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now i get why people play asian MMOs


the irony is once you get good enough to program the games in your head, you doubt your art skills

and once you practice enough to create art assets you're not embarrassed of, you feel like your writing sucks

and then you realize good music is necessary for a successful indie game

and then you realize you need connections for anybody to even look at your game

and then you realize your game idea is shit

at its core and you're a bad game designer

and then you make want gf posts all day


i don't know if i'm being paranoid but i think some guy was following me when i was walking from the convenience store



what were you wearing



create a bunch of random sounds out of your mouth and make it into music



my work clothes under a black hoodie



cars pull up and rush me every time i'm crossing a street, even empty ones

gang stalking general?



he was probably a cop



you're just being paranoid



epic gaslight


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targ general



it was over 5 minutes and it continued through a business/college building parking lot until i suddenly began to run

maybe i was being paranoid but it was weird he kept following my exact trail


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and you call it a competitive fighter despite the fact that it is obviously a party game


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wanna jerk it but my dick hurts


hohohoho, delightfully devilish sakurai



my root chakra has been feeling drained for days after i spew the filth

guess i'm not 19 anymore...



is this trans dave, fem dave, or simply crossdressing dave



is that a diaper?



id assume 2 or 3


theatrhythm: good


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El Hermano confirmed for final boss


As much as I think meleefags are a bunch of autistic spergs who ruin the name of a pretty good game I think the people who complain about smash 'not being a fighting game' are worse.


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there's this wall-eyed black dude who works at the convenience store i go by every day

once he was on a smoke break as i was leaving and he clearly started following me to my car

i sped up a little bit so i could hop in and lock the door before he was anywhere near, but he came pretty close to the back of my car and was clearly reading the license plate for several seconds before heading back to the store

don't know what the deal was with that



i thought this was real until until 25 seconds



intercrural is good


Prelude is unironically one of my favorite pieces of video game music



you left something at the counter

low downside to never relaxing, though



but he was on a smoke break, how would he know

and why would he follow me back to my car instead of calling out to me

i don't buy it. he had his sights set on me. not literally on account of the wall-eyes but you know what i mean.


>march karkat

pingy... growing...


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you rear ended him


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pick one


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post it


They look more or less the same , i guess the cat girl with the brown hair



lupus has bigger boob


should i migrate all my sources on my manga app to mangadex



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what's your favorite non-penetrative sex act?




steal my SSN



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oh, it is pretty good i suppose



or footjobs

specifically when the dick is rubbed between the toes





i finally bothered to migrate all my sources from batoto


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cum before posting in hsg



i do it doesn't help me not be hornyposting



i've never understood why cum just seems to completely ignore clothes and comes out normally in a lot of things


besides jizzing in your pants is cool sometimes



i am a balloon filled with paint



its just exaggerating nutting through your pants in real life

it happens, just not like that



because it's hotter if you see the cum

that's why x-ray vision is a thing


apparently game grumps employs like 20 people now




so this is the power.... of merch...

....and live shows......





Lua is literally just an inferior lisp knock-off.





sports gamer






customer service

diversity officer

social media outreach



yogscast has had an office building for years and i think they've had to get a new one due to space issues at least once

they also absorbed another lp group some years ago but that might have been a really long time ago by now


i stayed up until like 5 fucking am waiting for my dog to go outside so she wouldn't pee in the middle of the night and guess what i just fucking woke up to


they go absorbed in 2013 so yea that's a fair bit ago



just diaper that pup




are yogscast still growing or have they plateaud


Also SICP is actually extremely good fuck you XLR.


remember when game grumps was just two guys playing video games and one guy editing it


my library had a couple volumes of Ancient Magus Bride

Im going to read them



you should watch their office tour

they're like, roosterteeth level now i guess



i dunno, they're spread out across like 5+ accounts so it's a bit hard to know exactly how many people are following them, but I'd assume the overwhelming majority of them are the same people.


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this is for the main channel/lewis&simon


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



solid altcoin



i saw the word "roosterteeth" and ive suddenly queued up their minecraft series

it's an addiction



you know those videos are for children, right..........


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i got volume 2,3,4 of ancient magus bride from the library

shits good


some fucker was talking about not taking enough risks in their youth but i think i regret every single risk i ever took



but erithing would be better if i took these exact risks i now see were good



are you sure though


If you're looking at it from hindsight can you even still call it a risk?


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>chink language




i wish id gotten a vita instead of a 3ds sometimes tbh


you guys are slaves to your dicks

if im gonna spew the filth i leave hsg for like 20 minutes and come back and don't mention what i was spewing to

either you guys are giving us a play by play update of your fappage or you just look at porn all day long, even while not masturbating



it's been like 7 years, you can have both



i mean




share less we don't care what chinese cartoons you're pulling pud to


i wish i had more games for my ps3

*has not played any of his games so far*


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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme of the year



dont you have whore teeth to lick?



whores are for blowjobs god no

they're filthy creatures


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whatever i horny post about or whenever i post about it has nothing to do with how much or when i post shit



m-m-m-monster not clicking



i think the part before it turns into a blockbuster piece is ok

i mean it's literally just a cover of an already good song so it's not much of an achievement


so yea like the first 48 seconds


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>i dont like thing, stop doing thing




oh man i was hoping the title was just a coincidence, i didn't click on it

i don't wanna listen to it, I love the CatCF songs


>why am i known as the loliposter guys its not fair


an unepic feel: every time ready player one references a good thing


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i wonder if there's an amv with the song over a flip flappers thing


there is one but it's bad


ready player one AU where everything it references is trash so no one cares



can i get a compiled wiki list of refs to review and adjust my taste accordingly


>a trippy cover of "pure imagination"

they're really going the extra mile for this movie with their creative and unique ideas



youll have to wait until the film comes out, unless you mean the book version


>vaatividya has a "joint timeline of the dark souls and bloodborne series"

>he mentions in the comments that he forgot to mention the fact that Aldritch dreamt of the age of the Deep Sea

dude thats a little more than an oversight what are you doin man smh



it's not even trippy

it's literally just a woman singing it softly and then the remaining 2 minutes are EPIC BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE sounds


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This game

Is pretty


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>short goblins with big tits are fine

>harvins with moderately sized breasts aren't

i dont have a galaxy brain big enough to comprehend this


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what makes goblin shortstacks and arulumaya different

skin color?

are you being racists???


bloodborne is not connected to souls, die wonk


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which chinese cartoon do you bop your bologna to



Her face looks like a loli



stop drinking


you see officer she's actually a 1000 years old, i'll have you know.....



you said this about draphs too and it's still just as retarded as back then



whatever's on panda

i don't usually jack it to normal anime girl/boy stuff



you're a lil pissbaby aren't you



honestly though if sako can convince someone that this >>1145204 doesnt look like a child i'll give him 10 bucks


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duh,,, hguuughh this is a loli??? ???


loli face?????


hans zimmer bank vault door slam


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No because she has adult body proportions

Here is me nuking your stupid post you think you're sly



i thought he admitted that that race is loli/shota

he's talking about the cow people now, i think


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yeah but he only started talking about the cow people to distract from the fact that tumut was calling him out for something he can't defend



nobody ever called that character a loli socks



little cletus

my epic stupid nigger

you literally claimed that this race(draph) were all lolis a couple months ago

including this exact character


>i thought he admitted that that race is loli/shota




oh so he's blind


and so it begins


I thought sako did (thing he never actually did)




too bad it's almost all porn


i thought sako posted loli porn and then got upset when he was known as the loliposter

oh wait

that happened


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I said this looked like a loli



Can you show me the loli porn I posted?





that doesn't look like a loli


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not loli


also not a loli



she's just fucking short, wonk

she has wide hips and large breasts and you're going to tell me she's a loli?



Actually yeah I think I said she looked like 13

Not really loli but still pedo



me like fairies

me no like sexualized fairies


why the fuck are all of you so actually, legitimately, mentally retarded


you see after the election, i realized that people here didn't want to have conversations with me if i posted all my race/pol stuff all day long

so i stopped doing it, and things are much more productive now

you're reputation is the loliposter, or at the very least, the very questionable porn poster

so how can we remedy this so people don't call you a pedophile or a loliposter anymore



>also not a loli

you're convincing absolutely no one

no person alive would look at that picture and think "that's an adult"


>pubic hair

>moderately sized breasts


>wide hips

>this is somehow a loli


nobody wants to see your bad porn regardless, dude.



>uhh she has post pubecent secondary sexual characteristics uhh oppai loli don't exist duhhh



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Socky Tardlard: This is not a loli



sako wasn't the loliposter

or at least, i don't really think I've seen that named used for several months and that was someone who was not sock



She's not a fucking oppai loli either you fucking mongoloid


keep your fucking flag on cletus


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I've always really liked fairies even from a young age


oppai loli style!


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cool skellyman




show me the secondary sex characteristic in this picture >>1145204

this picture is drawn to look like a child

and tumut is right

it doesnt even actually matter

you know what everyone here thinks of the stuff that you post, and you post it anyway


right, sorry, i should make a distinction between "the loliposter" and "sako, who posts loli"


no you see

this adult character with developed features and an adult demeanor and personality is actually a child



I could never have her as a gf because she'd probably get eaten by a spider



she spilled a lot of mayo.......



>this picture is drawn to look like a child


it's drawn to look like charlotta, who is 24


>this adult character was clearly designed to look like a child

>"no you don't understand, she's an adult!"

we're talking past each other sako



there's something very cool about them

they fill me with a sort of wonder


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>who is 24


why the fuck can rev post his awful shit goblinoids that are smaller than these characters, and sponge can talk about how much he wants to huff imp midna's farts but i can't post a fucking character from granblue without all of you jumping down my god damn throats

go fuck yourselves, and also die


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If you're 24 and look like this you have severe dwarfism



>broken flag




good ending lola


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dude theres a reason "she's actually a 1000 year old dragon/vampire/wizard" is a stock line about people defending their lolis

and thats because it is extremely unbelievable and changes no ones mind



because it's funny to see you react


if arulumaya is an oppai loli(she isn't) and if draphs are too(they definitely fucking arent) why the fuck can rev post goblins with fat tits?

isn't that just oppai loli by your own god damn definitions?

is alfie oppai loli?



sponge and rev are wildcards

you get upset and defensive, and then you keep posting it anyway, leading to this conversation, over and over

rev and sponge wouldnt do this



they don't post that stuff all day every day so it's not as tiring.


see it's the defensiveness that's a dead giveaway



she isn't a fucking loli you stupid retard nazi drug addict fuck



you have anger issues and react violently

this is like middle school psychology my dude


midna isn't loli, to be fair



haha you got defensive over yet another accusation of pedophilia!!! wow haha guess that proves it wow im so smart!

fucking actually kill yourself you waste of flesh


heyyyyyy ageless lady


op op op

oppai loli style


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The goblins rev post still look like adults although western art is just better at conveying that since they aren't moeblobs

Midna is a shortstack because she doesn't really look like a human kid


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go fuck yourself

if what i post is loli so is midna

you can't pick and choose what short flat bitches you jerk off to or call loli

it's all or fucking nothing considering how similar they are


oh boy he's saying moe like he actually knows what it means!!


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I like minigirls trying to do big girl things


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This looks like a 6 year old girl with elf ears



okay mr australian prime minister


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>if what i post is loli so is midna

This: loli



this rolled around to a good shitpost


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this: not loli


well just to bring things full circle back to my original comment

no one needs to see what you're jerking off to

you could sit on the lolithrone of lolitopia in private and we wouldn't know



all you gotta do is stop posting it

no one accuses you of anything if you dont post it

but you do









sako have you not thought, for once in your life, to not overreact to people posting dumb shit about what you post online

like, no one else does this, you are the only one who does this ever

why do you fucking care


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LOOK AT THESE LOLIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



You could've taken the smart route and deflected by saying you don't fap to her and you just think shes cute but you doubled down and now you pay the price, shithead.



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pictured: not a loli



Nobody called those lolis were calling Charlotta a loli


we've reached the capslock stage


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pictured: a loli







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No thats not a loli

This is


tink wicha mind not ya peenus









I was wrong about that. Some of the draphs look underage though

But chalotta is actually a loli you idiot look at her


>hey your porn is offputting do you have to show us what you jerk off to




this post made me wonder, you know those pics of some otaku bedroom and its a bunch of posters and figurines of some anime child

what's the worst version of that, because wherever the worst is it probably hasn't had a photo taken of it


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Besides these pictures make em look way older than the official art


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this is called moving goalposts lads








These are the first times youve ever posted those specific pictures here in your life




>>hey your porn is offputting do you have to show us what you jerk off to

that's a null point since like half the people here do that

him being a raging autist over it though, that's the issue


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i'd like to remind everyone that this all started because I said that people overshare what they jerk off to here



it's truly pathetic


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eyyyyyyyyyyyyy sexy child




oppan loli style


Why do you even care man

You have no problem admitting youre a (2D Only) hebephile so whats the deal with being a 2D only pedophile


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do you think they'd let me hang touhou wall scrolls in my prison cell?



you're not a good person, tumut

people post their porn all the fucking time, get used to it


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no but she's an oppai underage 8th grader


Who the fuck ever called that a loli


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>you're not a good person, tumut

agreed, but why is this relevant to me not liking walls of chinky porn toons


The worst part is that hes using this rant as a proxy to post more of his porn


if sponge liked loli he'd be a leolicon



because you're complaining about something that again, like half the people here do and you might as well complain about people shitposting


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Nobody called min min a loli either................



good post


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you think my porn is weird???

i'll show you!! i'll show you all my porn!!!

then you'll think i'm normal!!!

*trips on spit, falls through floor, thousands of pictures of naked 2D "adults" fall out of my pockets*




I dunno I guess I just never felt the need to show people what i'm touching my dingus to

I think its just as weird as when anyone does it

Its like hey for show and tell today i brought in a few pages of some transformation boyslut doujin, but like why though




lack of anything else to post


finally a good time to use it



imagine if every porn poster did this

the 3d guy posts, goes nuclear and fills the thread with it

cletus fills the thread with horsepussy

mass hysteria



because you jack off to the most generic and boring shit possible





















































































































































































































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the idea of being a kid and venturing out into the woods

ending up in a hidden glen that only appears to those who are lost

a place that feels like a waking dream

and from beneath the toadstools the faeries of the forest cautiously begin to emerge, unable to speak like a human, but their round eyes betraying a curiosity that refuses to let them stay hidden

and for this stretched hour of dusk you befriend these tiny daughters of nature, an honor you're too naive to respect, but just naive enough to deserve




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thread theme



>cletus fills the thread with horsepussy


centaur pussy


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fucking oppai lolicons god fkill yourse flves fua fjsdgah



its fucking horse pussy



wwhoa salt post I actually dug reading

noice, bag and tagged


>they got the guy who voices megure in detective conan to be the detective in pop team epic ep 10




it's horsepussy



good post

melancholy feel



being able to read it at all without your eyes defensively rolling up into your head should have tipped you off on it not being a salt post




its identical to horse pussy but its not the same thing in context




if sako gets to call them adults cletus can have his centaurs



>its identical to horse pussy

straight from the horse's mouth


are foals loli?





yeah fairies are cool

I want captain holly short to kick me in the balls







hot take: caring about numerical age in regards to drawings of fiction characters is mega-retardo

only thing that matters is looks and whether they avoid acting childlike




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As long as you dont think I wanna fuck actual horses I don't really care

If you dont want this bitch to sit on your face killing you instantly your opinion is of no import



Artemis Fowl>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Harry Potter


Where are my Artemis Fowl movies


forget regular sexbots for a second

when are fairy sexbots becoming a thing



Artemis Fowl was fucking shit



hey fuck you

give me your address so I can go on an epic roadtrip to kick your teeth in


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can you imagine them adapting well


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*tips fedora*


Butler, break his neck



No I still want them



i dont want them ruined or fucked with

i cant see them keeping the tone, yknow



sex aside, i've daydreamed about making little fairy bots

slowly, secretly improving their AI over the decades, watching them become sentient. become a genuine people.

in my final years, introducing this new intelligent artificial species to the world.

although then people would probably just try to fuck them


i want Butler's sister to pin me down and choke me out





actually the Weinstein Company was gonna make at least one Artemis Fowl movie

but now its uncertain what the fuggy is gonna happen



genesis of millenial neo-reactionaries?


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Shut the fuck up saltlick. You fucking idiot

Artemis is a globalist through and through read the books





yeah Artemis definitely would profit from globalism more than a sealed isolationist world view

I mean his team is pretty damn "global" in itself



smart white richboy pretentious= nazi


Artemis is definitely a Gary Stu, but he's from a YA book series so thats just par for the course



can you really blame me though



>you just look at porn all day long, even while not masturbating

le... me


hsg book club when?



i don't get why people shit on lns so hard when they're pretty much just YA



tbh the only thing i remember about her is that she failed her bodyguard exam


its gonna suck when i ultimately become too old to enjoy YA targeted media and i have to sit in a rocking chair all day doing nothing


>taiko no tatsujin mystery adventure makes the song titles nearly unreadable




I wouldn't know, I think I've read like 3-4 LNs my entire life

and they were all .hack related



she becomes a busta though


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shit on both



I'm pretty sure the industrial band Ministry used this picture for album art before

But man could you imagine college-sponsored dueling clubs for young men where you had to dress like this and got actually sliced with swords at school

the past was cray cray

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