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File: 6ab17e15dfc5d3f⋯.jpg (2.25 MB, 4128x2322, 16:9, 20180222_132839.jpg)

 No.1145417

 No.1145418

whatever


 No.1145420

>Worf to security, there's a drunken Klingon here demanding to see you

Well that's a quick, easy way to start an episode


 No.1145422

File: dfb9083e764a8a4⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 12.78 KB, 359x491, 359:491, 683996 - Epona Legend_of_Z….png)

little something for both of you arguing idiots


 No.1145423

>>1145422

Argument is over, now we're talking about Artemis fowl for a little while and if YA fiction is comparable to the writing in light novels

How goes it today


 No.1145425

>>1145423

tired, slept for shit, yesterday got a "post these house ads on craigslist and we'll pay you $150" response to an ad, but I'm pretty sure it's a scam


 No.1145426

File: a2f528e64d6521e⋯.png (12.04 KB, 663x127, 663:127, ClipboardImage.png)

feburary's best hold


 No.1145427

File: 165006feacd85bb⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 29.17 KB, 315x332, 315:332, 038_1382058_epona_legend_o….jpg)

also this one, I'm not sure why it took so long to find it


 No.1145428

File: 8ec560e1b2eae6b⋯.jpg (183.35 KB, 498x427, 498:427, anonymous_flip flappers_gr….jpg)


 No.1145429

File: 893024904d62ff5⋯.jpg (240.87 KB, 600x800, 3:4, mizuki riko_touhou_group_4….jpg)


 No.1145430

no naked little girls allowed


 No.1145431

File: 934690df6d2ad65⋯.png (1.06 MB, 850x1011, 850:1011, 934690df6d2ad659cb172ae0a6….png)


 No.1145432

File: 491ea8dd384a2e5⋯.jpg (485.33 KB, 900x1273, 900:1273, 491ea8dd384a2e5a23c506bf8a….jpg)

File: cde00945ba382bb⋯.jpg (1.84 MB, 1160x1800, 29:45, cde00945ba382bb9aeca8832d9….jpg)

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>>1145430

y'know this should technically go in the video games folder, i just realized


 No.1145433

what is it with pedophiles showing you their child porn


 No.1145434

File: c64e2067ae728b9⋯.png (2 MB, 1762x2400, 881:1200, hoshiguma yuugi (touhou) d….png)

>>1145430

how about naked big girls?


 No.1145435

>>1145433

attempt at synthesizing a persona


 No.1145436

File: 3c4ab3cb9ab60f1⋯.png (2 MB, 1280x922, 640:461, ClipboardImage.png)

the time for girls are over


 No.1145437

File: e28384c7c9be877⋯.jpg (93.05 KB, 499x471, 499:471, 1451213543482.jpg)

>>1145430

what about little girl cosplaying?


 No.1145438

File: 6f26d1f4d692cbe⋯.jpg (70.24 KB, 500x528, 125:132, 51a4b344c14ec4a8929230907d….jpg)


 No.1145439

File: f1a1d86fb117d4e⋯.jpg (693.19 KB, 800x1131, 800:1131, 22f6197ee7214158c2c39ef785….jpg)


 No.1145440

File: a2438e0220d7a6d⋯.png (2.69 MB, 1680x2472, 70:103, 1481825088646.png)

what about little boys dressing up as little girls


 No.1145441

File: 68da84f1ceb2a1b⋯.jpg (266.24 KB, 537x837, 179:279, 47704336_p20.jpg)


 No.1145442

what about [insert pedophile rambling here]


 No.1145443

File: 184e25779932854⋯.jpg (263.83 KB, 850x1288, 425:644, __medusa_granblue_fantasy_….jpg)


 No.1145444

>>1145431

I hate rachneras stupid front legs even more now


 No.1145445

i have an announcement to make

starting immediately, i am leaving hsg to become a full time /fairy/ poster

goodbye


 No.1145446

File: de1c0702c1fcfe8⋯.png (606.96 KB, 800x600, 4:3, star sapphire (touhou) dra….png)

>>1145445

I'll be sure to visit


 No.1145447

File: 53ec52290908f63⋯.jpg (1016.53 KB, 858x1200, 143:200, 64040810_p0.jpg)


 No.1145448

>fairy guro thread

>aosora art

neat


 No.1145449

i wish icould find all the minigirl/fairy art i used to have


 No.1145450

File: d32288ed9c7df78⋯.png (619.33 KB, 1237x898, 1237:898, d32288ed9c7df78e8bbc54e47d….png)


 No.1145451

File: d9a6bfc962509e4⋯.png (8.11 MB, 900x9195, 60:613, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1145452


 No.1145453

File: 727288a145063b6⋯.jpg (91.16 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 727288a145063b697a53455a35….jpg)


 No.1145454

File: 1cd0f7ddf0f6cac⋯.png (544.01 KB, 896x908, 224:227, cirno_anonymous_touhou_aaa….png)


 No.1145455

shit thread deserves to dead


 No.1145456

File: f76b421c863af55⋯.jpg (77.21 KB, 608x639, 608:639, sunny milk_fifiruu_touhou_….jpg)


 No.1145457

anime fairies are inferior


 No.1145458

File: 5da962c918d84a3⋯.jpg (220.94 KB, 1000x750, 4:3, tumblr_occdkwWmEY1vdbx3no1….jpg)


 No.1145459

>>1145458

ominous image


 No.1145460

File: 26644b1a2b34f53⋯.jpg (553.78 KB, 800x1130, 80:113, unknown_koto mutsu_origina….jpg)


 No.1145461

File: 54369ea414c5388⋯.mp4 (4.51 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, 2018-03-11 13-16-29.mp4)

I need to figure out why I can't get more than two soldiers at a time doing this


 No.1145462

File: e6d62502037ac35⋯.jpg (718.78 KB, 1253x1920, 1253:1920, 1465192229718.jpg)


 No.1145463

>>1145461

wait a fucking second

you can upgrade a missile launcher to automatically fulton people


 No.1145464

File: 9d5fdd10f85d89f⋯.png (1.46 MB, 1680x1050, 8:5, Image1.png)

>>1145463

yeah it's really cool, it fires a "softshell" package that is a combination tier-0 smoke grenade/rubber bullet/fulton device

if it hits an unarmored soldier, you get them

if they're wearing the riot suit, you stagger them at best and waste the shot

if you fire it into a pile of sleeping/stunned soldiers, you can get up to four or five depending on how the pile is laid out

but the best I've managed to get is two at a time

my combat unit is close to getting me the next development level, though, so I may need to continue upgrading it to get more out of a stunpile


 No.1145465

>>1145464

yeah the "get more people" thing seems like it'd be behind an upgrade wall


 No.1145466

File: 3e1ef9937bd28b1⋯.jpg (190.27 KB, 1680x1050, 8:5, molotok cocktail.jpg)

this is what I'm trying to work towards though


 No.1145467

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.1145468

>>1145444

was about to post this


 No.1145469

File: 7652dd7633cc804⋯.jpg (28.71 KB, 373x269, 373:269, 1505848697896.jpg)


 No.1145470

File: 7f4fb2b41150024⋯.png (114.99 KB, 499x336, 499:336, a8603bb400458bf5df3bd5b75b….png)

>it's a 'shriek-spam every time I'm criticized hoping it'll train people to ignore my shit' episode

>>1145358

this is a quality post to be mistaken for me

>>1145395

this post is less me-endorsed. I liked the Artemis Fowl books. sure, I guess he's a rich tech kiddo? but the millenial cinematic reactionary moments were patently fight club and the matrix

hell, the matrix is why the glasses look so American-style libertarian


 No.1145471

>>1145470

shut the fuck up saltlick


 No.1145472

File: 2a8b48d7400ec38⋯.png (366.77 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 2a8b48d7400ec38848c5c27475….png)

File: d1e587f654c2a53⋯.jpg (129.81 KB, 1653x817, 87:43, 1328792621673.jpg)

discuss


 No.1145473

>>1145472

kaiki is a significantly better character


 No.1145474

>>1145472

my peenus weenus


 No.1145475

File: d74ad56a9f3b9a8⋯.png (260.02 KB, 300x483, 100:161, ClipboardImage.png)

excuse me wtf is this


 No.1145476


 No.1145477

>>1145475

liefeld body


 No.1145478

thats not my butler


 No.1145479

#notmyButler


 No.1145480

>>1145476

>Comments will only be displayed by verified emails. No Spamming or Racism.


 No.1145481


 No.1145482

File: 838da9178e7c219⋯.jpg (47.24 KB, 563x768, 563:768, star wars nutshell.jpg)


 No.1145483

File: 64dd22e1efbf26d⋯.png (127.99 KB, 400x240, 5:3, top_0000.png)

custom firmware is epic


 No.1145484

>>1145483

I wish the screenshot function auto-stitched top/bottom together


 No.1145485

File: ae7539c3aa87c45⋯.png (44.75 KB, 1039x143, 1039:143, ClipboardImage.png)

achievement stats are always weird because it's like "only 20% of the people who played this game finished it, and only 50% of people got to level 2"


 No.1145486

File: 59428096b3b6b95⋯.png (38.65 KB, 972x156, 81:13, ClipboardImage.png)

the numbers are even lower if you count all people and not just the ones who care about trophies


 No.1145487

File: 1c2e4ffc0ab12d1⋯.jpg (1.67 MB, 1564x1564, 1:1, IMG_20180311_173414.jpg)

File: 99a9d4a670f769d⋯.jpg (1.66 MB, 1564x1564, 1:1, IMG_20180311_173223.jpg)

File: f4c73cd735fe950⋯.jpg (1.56 MB, 1564x1564, 1:1, IMG_20180311_172834.jpg)

File: 7dcca39964f46a7⋯.jpg (1.53 MB, 1564x1564, 1:1, IMG_20180311_172509.jpg)

File: d0a0fe9ebeb0e7d⋯.jpg (1.36 MB, 1564x1564, 1:1, IMG_20180311_172010.jpg)

I can take or leave tinkly broads with butterfly wings but the lords and ladies under the hell are Core Aesthetic


 No.1145488

File: b6bd548748618c2⋯.jpg (687.78 KB, 800x800, 1:1, unknown_anonymous_crossove….jpg)


 No.1145489

>>1145488

>syrup on the second layer so she can lay on top and not get sticky

genius


 No.1145490

File: 9c517fcde83dd24⋯.jpg (278.79 KB, 1060x1500, 53:75, 5faf07d0b2642d181a7417f865….jpg)


 No.1145491

>>1145490

i have a followup image for this but i will refrain from posting it for everyone's benefit


 No.1145492

sammyclassicsonicfan is...

kinda sexy


 No.1145493


 No.1145494

File: aa148d2a897817b⋯.jpg (25.63 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1497888200603.jpg)


 No.1145495

File: 0bb4416fe9b6a0a⋯.jpg (337.15 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 1405848175241.jpg)


 No.1145496

lib me up, scotty!


 No.1145497

File: b52c4d631b29f12⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 163.34 KB, 555x555, 1:1, 41179820_p16.png)

>>1145493

okay

this is guro

fair warning ahead of time


 No.1145498

File: 5d35f17405315c6⋯.png (1.03 MB, 984x670, 492:335, IMG_20180311_175158.png)

>under the hell

you know what? I'm keeping that the way it is


 No.1145499

>>1145497

as expected


 No.1145500

I have a date tonight


 No.1145501

>>1145500

fuck em right in the pussy


 No.1145502

no racism! no no no!


 No.1145503

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1145504

>>1145500

gl anon!!!

spoiler for conceitedbragging: I got a date Saturday, she's driving up here late morning and I'm gonna show her the sights around town!!


 No.1145505

File: d8983a6e71d1ed3⋯.jpeg (43.03 KB, 439x290, 439:290, 50559066-BBF0-4050-8ED2-B….jpeg)


 No.1145506

>>1145504

did you and the mechanic break up?


 No.1145507

File: 9ac7f492a645fd6⋯.png (141.59 KB, 500x577, 500:577, 91306f90d6a95c0ab5a8ee88e3….png)

heylookatthiscatohwaitthereitgoes


 No.1145508

File: 94baddf1f3eeb24⋯.png (38.88 KB, 664x461, 664:461, 0f16a83b9748538edc130b7f33….png)

File: d899b3cd13ef642⋯.png (13.45 KB, 625x335, 125:67, 3bbfb6e72cbcb7b3a536f0d75a….png)

File: 85c23fd72a41a7b⋯.png (76.88 KB, 382x421, 382:421, 0e9b50f9456bd6ca5904b69380….png)

File: 898f680150b15e4⋯.png (98.49 KB, 467x602, 467:602, a082ecde923c9a4b0a23bf5661….png)

File: cbf412c62250cf8⋯.png (228.18 KB, 850x680, 5:4, sample_266d0b1b273774fa528….png)

nebber


 No.1145509

>>1145508

#3 is a good nep


 No.1145510

File: 362b0106aa4d94b⋯.mp4 (8.16 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, 2018-03-11 15-02-02.mp4)

what the fuck?


 No.1145511

>>1145510

quiet can dance in water to regain health

that appears when she does so

and you can ogle her


 No.1145512

but she may have glitched and remained invisible?


 No.1145513

marijuana should be illegal


 No.1145514

>>1145511

>>1145512

no that's where she went, but she didn't regain any health


 No.1145515

>>1145513

this is bait

but sure, based on what facts?


 No.1145516

File: 85c84342bb26d73⋯.gif (688.66 KB, 200x200, 1:1, here's a list of reasons w….gif)


 No.1145517

File: 10193a168e6219e⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 284.88 KB, 555x555, 1:1, 46693481_p9.png)

please dont bully your minigirl too horribly


 No.1145518

yeppers

its neppers


 No.1145519

>>1145515

Just think of the children.


 No.1145520

File: 64650e5933c98e0⋯.mp4 (713.43 KB, 480x480, 1:1, IAxPy8JrlIXQ4CNB.mp4)


 No.1145521

>>1145515

based on stoners being pieces of shit


 No.1145522

>>1145506

yeah for months lmao, I spent a week trying to reach her w/no response, then she changed her Facebook relationship status to Single, and a few days later she messaged me at 2AM like "I hate myself so much"

like

yeah, I know that! I kinda figured she was having another paranoia flareup! but she was also jerking me around, again, and I got too much self-respect to keep yielding to that passive aggressive bullshit


 No.1145523

File: d2dbab4c70b89a6⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 793.14 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 12923138_1085655784788591_….png)


 No.1145524

File: 5288a17db2b72af⋯.jpg (246.31 KB, 794x810, 397:405, tumblr_p552t9Gvc91tlufhfo1….jpg)

File: 2b75a0ce79bed90⋯.jpg (88.56 KB, 612x612, 1:1, tumblr_p552t9Gvc91tlufhfo2….jpg)


 No.1145525

>>1145524

That's quite a lewd cat.


 No.1145526

aw yeah getting some beef fried rice


 No.1145527

File: b9419925bcda2df⋯.gif (162.66 KB, 249x170, 249:170, i don't even watch this an….gif)


 No.1145528

File: 41eaa73b56670c6⋯.jpg (181.79 KB, 1280x854, 640:427, unknown_mikazuki akira!_or….jpg)

im HONGRY

im going to make some more cabbage potatoes and sausage for dinner


 No.1145529

>>1145528

christ, why would you do that to perfectly good sausage


 No.1145530

File: 3d0c6c805c5b2ab⋯.jpg (236.24 KB, 1500x1125, 4:3, serveimage.jpg)

>>1145529

fuck you

cooked cabbage is amazing


 No.1145531

File: de0b2db8022729a⋯.png (1.81 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1145532

gonna have mac & cheese, watch some Gaki no Tsukai Earth Defense Force, then maybe Detective.


 No.1145533

>>1145530

cabbage is fucking noxious, and cooking it jusf takes its texture from 'unpleasant' to 'slimey'

only two good things to do with a mustard plant and that's make mustard or steam some broccoli


 No.1145534

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1145535

File: 1d19e40723010c7⋯.jpg (283.02 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, DYCmhiDUQAAdy3E.jpg)

File: cdcad01e202f92f⋯.jpg (388.13 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, DYClhC6W4AAN6dR.jpg)

File: d18e49bf71596e4⋯.jpg (188.8 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, DYClqVhUQAAg1-V.jpg)

File: 1c10c0492e492f2⋯.jpg (487.73 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, DYCl3WQU0AAREg6.jpg)


 No.1145536

>>1145533

im sorry you have absolutely busted tastebuds or some fucked up texture autism or something

cabbage is AMAZING


 No.1145537

>>1145533

cabbage is fine if you dice or shred it


 No.1145538

i don't know what umbridge is saying but he's probably right in that cabbage isn't good


 No.1145539

fug my dumb ass mixed up what all those crops are a varietal of


 No.1145540

File: 08dfcfa2fb3ec9f⋯.gif (930.68 KB, 500x282, 250:141, heffer.gif)

>>1145530

That looks really nice, it's making me hungry.


 No.1145541

i always misread the "lofi hiphop" video as "loli hiphop"


 No.1145542

>>1145538

you're objectively incorrect


 No.1145543

Cabbage

Steam it al dente, just to get it pliable not full on mushy

Pepper and malt vinegar

Serve with ham steaks and coarse stone-ground mustard


 No.1145544

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1145542

Soft Loli Breathing BASS BOOSTED lofi hip hop mix


 No.1145545

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.1145546


 No.1145547

>>1145535

>the game counts how many days passed and how many times you died

hell


 No.1145548

File: 414d6780ce09301⋯.jpg (11.71 KB, 326x238, 163:119, aku.jpg)


 No.1145549

Cabbage carrots and onions were made for one another, I forgot onion and carrot in that above meal

But today I'm getting Chinese takeout cuz I'm hungover and couchlocked


 No.1145550

>>1145549

>cabbage carrots and onions

I'm gonna vom, the only one of those things that isn't always and everywhere repulsive is raw or roasted carrots


 No.1145551

>>1145550

what the fuck is wrong with you


 No.1145552

umbridge lives on a diet of tendies


 No.1145553

Also Rom just quoted the communist manifesto to Quark

wwhoa

>>1145550

Dude no


 No.1145554

>>1145550

>onions

>bad

i can't believe this


 No.1145555

>>1145547

It's almost impossible to die.

I ""died"" once due to me not caring about my health and just wanting to kill the boss, but it only counts as a death if you get a game over, and you have up to 4 extra lives.

You "only" start with 1 extra life but even then you'd have to be actively trying to die to actually get a death.

Also I'm pretty sure the "days passed" thing counts all the times you force it to be day/night so it's not like that's an accurate display of time.


 No.1145556

File: 384363beb519156⋯.png (1.2 MB, 1366x768, 683:384, through.png)


 No.1145557

>>1145554

i change my mind umbridge has the worst food opinions possible


 No.1145558

I tolerate onions diced/cooked into a broth/soup/sauce if there's enough acidity, but no detectable texture of onion is palatable and cabbage has no redeeming aspects at all


 No.1145559

>>1145558

what the fuck is wrong with you


 No.1145560

onions are palatable only if you cannot tell that they're there

cabbage is good only on st patrick's day served with corned beef and potatoes and soda bread, all drenched in your body's weight in butter, salt, and pepper


 No.1145561

if you can detect the texture of the onion it's

awful


 No.1145562

I would say the only vegetable I don't like would be zucchini

Cucumber and eggplant aren't my favorites either, but they're tolerable


 No.1145563

>>1145561

this is the worst thing you've ever posted


 No.1145564

wonk and salt have just become the WORST people ive ever met


 No.1145565

>defending onion crunch

piss your pants


 No.1145566

>>1145565

you first


 No.1145567

things that wonk and salt wouldn't like

>french onion soup

>onion rings

>burgers with the grilled onions (or even better, carmelized onions)

>kebab


 No.1145568

at the next possible opportunity i am going to make a burger with cabbage, onions and carrots and it's going to be good


 No.1145569

>>1145567

I prefer having a nice fresh burg with a whole onion slice added right at the end


 No.1145570

The age old question:

What the hecky is a rutabaga

What the fucky is kohlrabi

What the shity are endives


 No.1145571

*shoves a whole onion in each poster's mouth*


 No.1145572

her name

is shittobaga


 No.1145573

>>1145559

sensory sensitivities, mostly

also... food's just better with tomatoes, pineapple, lime, lemon, vinegar, yogurt, some kinda pickled something, anything at all w/some acidity in it. I don't enjoy the flavor of most vegetables that get called 'aromatics' without an acidic carrier

the amount of dull, heavy savory slop w/no acid or brightness to it at all that gets shoved at me is reprehensible. balance the flavor profile you heathens


 No.1145574

>>1145570

cabbage/turnip hybrid

cultivar of cabbage

no idea


 No.1145575

File: 033e8b15ece9e1f⋯.gif (2.52 MB, 320x320, 1:1, Tony Abbot.gif)

>>1145571

Delicious.


 No.1145576

File: 76d21451409fb88⋯.png (772.04 KB, 782x1024, 391:512, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1145570

endive is that fat lady in chowder


 No.1145577

>>1145567

i love french onion soup

i love onion rings

i love burgers with caramelized onions

i love kebab if you dont eat the onions

>>1145573

>dull, heavy savory slop

like, meat gruel? no acidity? just umami?

aka

==food of the gods==?


 No.1145578

i mean

food of the gods

shoutpole


 No.1145579

I'm gonna have to join the pro onion side of the debate


 No.1145580

File: cf602cfbd29459f⋯.png (38.98 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

the original sans undertale


 No.1145581

raw cabbage is good too


 No.1145582

>>1145570

endives are a bitter green

berty good in certain things


 No.1145583

coleslaw!


 No.1145584

>>1145579

dont confuse me for "anti-onion"

i understand they're necessary to make food taste good

but i dislike their natural texture and acidity immensely and i will hold it against them


 No.1145585

Shit now I really want cabbage and malt vinegar

Shame I already ordered


 No.1145586

>>1145577

ugh wonk no

meat gruel, as you so accurately describe it, isn't actively offensive but it's not interesting or appealing at all, a bit of heat + some acidity makes it so much more pleasant


 No.1145587

hmm, i wonder if disliking onions and posting badly can somehow be scientifically linked


 No.1145588


 No.1145589

>>1145587

if you had experimental groups each the size of the current remnants of HSG on their own, you might have the statistical power for an interesting result


 No.1145590

Bob Saget Raped And Killed A Girl In Nineteen Ninety


 No.1145591

>>1145586

im not always "in it" for "interesting or appealing"

i just love slop

thick meaty stews, polenta with meats and cheeses

so good

absolute uniformity of the flavor profile is highly appealing for some reason

you're absolutely right that spice and heat make it so much better, and i know intellectually that things like acid to cut the fat make the flavor so much better

but im pretty sure i just have the palate of a pathetic child


 No.1145592

>>1145590

didnt glenn beck do something similar


 No.1145593

File: 9443c97f8d2d362⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 620.8 KB, 698x427, 698:427, ClipboardImage.png)

click to get vanned immediately


 No.1145594

shaka when the walls fell amirite niggas


 No.1145595

also like, not that anyone was deceived, but please don't be tricked by the fervor and specificity of my food opinions into thinking I can cook

my entire repertoire is as follows

>whatchagot pasta sauce

>pasta

>egg

>chocolate chip cookies with arbitrary substitutions for the chips

>a burg, but not a good burg

>spinach

>steam a vegetal

>toast thing


 No.1145596

>>1145595

OH AND PAN COOKIES

pan cookies are rad


 No.1145597

File: 0241430890c2f7a⋯.png (672.72 KB, 720x880, 9:11, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1145598

File: 9c8e517aff5c2f8⋯.jpg (73.53 KB, 591x694, 591:694, __akiyama_yukari_girls_und….jpg)

>he can't cook


 No.1145599

>he can't get a job


 No.1145600

>he has no style


 No.1145601

>>1145599

ive applied to like 3 jobs in town, eat shit and die


 No.1145602

>>1145601

but did you get hired by any


 No.1145603

IF YOU TAP

YOU WILL

CUM!

^

TAP PLAY NOW


 No.1145604

>he can't keep out of the floor


 No.1145605


 No.1145606

>>1145594

Underappreciated post


 No.1145607

Rev why are you watching Louis Farrakhan videos


 No.1145608

what is this t. meme

I'm out of the loop


 No.1145609

File: 3748f68b2a9807a⋯.jpg (40.93 KB, 490x437, 490:437, instincts revealed.jpg)


 No.1145610

>>1145609

you have bad, dumb politics rev, and you really need to do your due diligence

the literal first comment is debunking it as fake

fucking moron


 No.1145611

also: what would be wrong with it even if it were true you dumbass anti-semite


 No.1145612

>>1145610

no I read it

also it's time to find out if this craigslist thing is a scam


 No.1145613

Mama Mia

That's a one spicy dambrolioli


 No.1145614

>>1145612

then why did you post it with "like clockwork" you stupid motherfucker


 No.1145615

File: 991b9d20878887c⋯.png (142.92 KB, 461x600, 461:600, 1367206382730068.png)

>>1145608

jeez that's an old meme

it means regards in finnish


 No.1145616

>>1145614

every day there's drama over the jews

every day


 No.1145617

With Jews you lose


 No.1145618

>>1145616

that wasn't the implication of your post and you know it

especially not paired with that picture


 No.1145619

poor dambro, he thinks he is capable of comprehending what goes on in rev's brain


 No.1145620

>Your payment would be sent to you on Wednesday, It's in process, i will meet with financial department tomorrow and authorize your payment.

yeah it's a scam but I'm gonna wait it out and see how far they want to push it


 No.1145621

Around Semites prepare to fight


 No.1145622

>>1145602

i dont know yet you fucking waste of flesh

seriously consider suicide you abomination


 No.1145623

>>1145619

i can comprehend what goes on in his posts

>>1145617

don't you start, other literal anti-semite


 No.1145624

>>1145622

sorry

touched a nerve there didn't I?


 No.1145625

>>1145624

you deserve to die violently


 No.1145626

with juice you lose


 No.1145627

>>1145624

i mean

it's pretty stupid to shit on him for not getting a job

that's not really in his control

so the joke gets tired


 No.1145628

Around Jewesses give them kissus


 No.1145629

>>1145628

a stretch but a B for effort


 No.1145630

did u know? lots and lots of innanet just isn't that big of a deal. to paraphrase Mr. Cookie Monster, homicidal rage is a sometimes feel,


 No.1145631

File: e79777063e7f858⋯.jpg (203.78 KB, 420x451, 420:451, 1491049282000.jpg)


 No.1145632

you actually have no value as a human being


 No.1145633

>>1145627

this is what neets actually believe


 No.1145634

god

god dammit

I can't believe I rhymed on accident

and the meter's unbalanced


 No.1145635

hnguuuhhh you didn't get a bjooooobbB??B


 No.1145636

nobody in the world had to apply for multiple jobs before me

nobody has ever had trouble finding a job except me

i, sako, am completely 100% unique in that regard


 No.1145637

she's

✓ a monkey

✓ a pig

✓ a mountain goat

❌ a dog


 No.1145638

>>1145637

Is this an official Stevie update


 No.1145639

>>1145638

it is the final, published results of a decisive year-long study


 No.1145640

did u know? a lot of innanet

just ain't that big a deal

in a cookie monster paraphrase:

murderlust is a sometimes feel


 No.1145641

Shoveitupyabutt


 No.1145642

File: f0b867dc24c9113⋯.jpg (2.6 MB, 2304x4096, 9:16, IMG_20180311_163329[1].jpg)

I think I'm close to the end of the game


 No.1145643

i wonder who will be the western rep in the new smash

steve from minecraft

or

skyrim from skyrim


 No.1145644

steve from minecwaft


 No.1145645

okay so i watched minecraft videos and now i wanna play minecraft

but rev reminded me of mgsv so i wanna play that

im on a roll in deus ex hr dc and already planning my second playthrough

im neglecting my animal crossing town

oh god help what do i do


 No.1145646

>>1145645

start a server, i'll play with you


 No.1145647

>>1145645

get a job


 No.1145648

>>1145645

finish deus ex first


 No.1145649

>people are surprised that a hiveswap track that plays when activating an LE artifact has some parts from English

Why is this fandom so fucking dumb


 No.1145650

>>1145601

Fuck you, whiner. I've applied to dozens of jobs before I got hired.


 No.1145651


 No.1145652

>>1145646

i cannot host a server


 No.1145653

File: e72b08cb8084948⋯.png (267.71 KB, 511x437, 511:437, ClipboardImage.png)

File: e3a772d110c343d⋯.png (1.05 MB, 1300x1158, 650:579, ClipboardImage.png)

Which characters entire backstory will change in one tweet this week? Which character that people like will be nerfed into non existance so no one will play them? Which characters will completely contradict their beleifs for no explained reason? Tune in to find out!


 No.1145654

>>1145653

Overwatch has a story?


 No.1145655

>>1145649

leitmotifs are great but sometimes i feel like people overhype them

like when undertale has that one track that actually sounds like another if you speed it up 600% or whatever, that's not really making the music better it's just a bulletpoint for some youtube video


 No.1145656

File: a924fed96e6b6f8⋯.png (1.43 MB, 2660x2920, 133:146, Torbjorn's favorite anime ….png)

>>1145654

barely


 No.1145657

>>1145655

outside of grant kirkhope i can't think of another person offhand who uses motifs so heavily (and who uses them so well)

people jacking off to ruins and waterfall being the same are really stupid though, yea


 No.1145658

whats the first time you ever noticed a leitmotif hsg


 No.1145659

>>1145658

probably something in homestuck was the first time i was aware of the concept

probably like a zelda game or something when I noticed "oh hey this bit is like that other song"


 No.1145660

>>1145650

go fuck yourself dickhead

i dont give a shit how many jobs you've applied to, dont fucking put me down for lack of trying when my options are limited to the 3 fucking businesses in town


 No.1145661

seriously i mean it

go fuck yourself


 No.1145662

>open mass effect thread on /aco/ expecting nostalgic feelings of tali porn

>its all 3D shit


 No.1145663

>>1145662

sfm seemed like a godsend but it has clogged the pores of all fan porn


 No.1145664

>>1145662

like 3dpd or 3d models


 No.1145665

im fucking sorry i dont live within walking distance of dozens of fast food joints or dollar stores or grocery stores

my options are vastly limited until AT LEAST may when i can apply for my actual drivers license


 No.1145666

>>1145662

>3d game

>surprised at 3D porn


 No.1145667

>>1145666

are you actually retarded? just to check


 No.1145668

File: 3b8c23cfed25f28⋯.png (2.98 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1520701798332[1].png)

>>1145664

3D models

>>1145666

brainlet detected


 No.1145669

i know you like to shit on others for fun so it doesn't actually fucking matter to you but sometimes shit isn't fucking easy

you can't get a fucking actual steady job if none of the 3 places in town are hiring and you dont have a car or the means to legally drive it to a place where you CAN get a job


 No.1145670

some of you are just such tremendously fucking terrible people that I still find myself surprised by it after years of posting here


 No.1145671

you're not even terrible people that are fun to talk to like tumut

you're just fucking rotten


 No.1145672

>>1145667

>attracted to character but get mad when accurate porn of them is made


 No.1145673

baby needs changing


 No.1145674

>>1145669

i say this with as much unironic sympathy as i can muster

stop fucking caring about what people here say and/or think jesus fucking christ


 No.1145675

>>1145672

so that's a yes then? got it


 No.1145676

socks have you considered making 3d porn


 No.1145677

>>1145675

You don't deserve any waifu from a videogame with that attitude.


 No.1145678

>>1145674

this is all he has


 No.1145679

File: d52c8a6b7a1e137⋯.png (252.27 KB, 678x623, 678:623, hmmmm.png)


 No.1145680

File: cf819f0ac407220⋯.png (254.99 KB, 900x1300, 9:13, tumblr_onlj0w8lOp1r9wngto2….png)

>>1145677

jokes on you


 No.1145681

>open homestuck thread on /aco/ expecting nostalgic feelings of rose porn

>its all 3D shit


 No.1145682

please be my friend


 No.1145683

>>1145680

Why am I not surprised.


 No.1145684

>>1145672

>"boy i sure wish porn was made of this game, specifically using their game models that don't hold up to close ups, with shitty props because they never custom make anything, also it just looks like shit, instead of a drawing of the character that has none of these issues" - something a retard would say


 No.1145685

File: fbb77e194800d2c⋯.jpg (91.77 KB, 768x903, 256:301, CUTE.jpg)

god you know what i want

i want someone to rip the 3d model for kat and awkwardly make her rub up against the model for syd

THAT'S what I fucking want. I can't believe anyone else could possibly want anything but that, right?


 No.1145686

take me down to the democrat city

where the males are nu and the cucks are libby


 No.1145687

>>1145684

>not having the entire semen academy mod series for Oblivion


 No.1145688

coming soon to off-off broadway: HSG, the musical

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ozglbgdN1w

Bloodlust is a Sometimes Feel

Through a balanced emotional diet featuring love, fear, hope, and grief,

you display a personality that doesn't stretch belief

There's a lot of Internet out there that just ain't that big a deal

In a cookie monster paraphrase...

bloodlust is a sometimes feel!


 No.1145689

sako it is absolutely stunning that you hold yourself above hsg given your words and deeds.


 No.1145690

>>1145689

I'm a better person than anyone who feels they absolutely need to repeat the same fucking tired jokes about me for over a god damn year you fucking goblinoid


 No.1145691

>>1145679

i feel like i should know this character


 No.1145692

"jokes"


 No.1145693


 No.1145694

>>1145691

it's tewi from touhou


 No.1145695

every single fucking day the same fucking faggots do this

every other fucking thread degenerates into me getting shit on

go fuck yourself xlr


 No.1145696

what what kind of weird cross-section do you have to exist in where you're enough of a degenerate to want to jack off to shitty characters from a garbage rpg but you don't want to jack off to drawings


 No.1145697

File: cf8e31fae262f34⋯.png (792.33 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1145691

I know almost nothing about touhou and i recognize her.


 No.1145698

>>1145694

no its a shitty rabbit

its actually this dude's semi-self insert oc but its basically tewi


 No.1145699

he cant handle the bantz


 No.1145700

>>1145692

you're a fucking joke.


 No.1145701

>>1145696

i can only guess they're underage and jacking off to terrible 3D is the new equivalent to jacking off to shitty newgrounds hentai


 No.1145702

File: f5341a75cc2fcb8⋯.png (1.15 MB, 1301x956, 1301:956, Banter.png)


 No.1145703

>>1145701

You mean minecraft porn


 No.1145704

>>1145698

seriously?


 No.1145705

File: 58c5af8114058bc⋯.png (451.1 KB, 539x540, 539:540, 1506956600957.png)

im back bitches


 No.1145706

haha sako fell and hurt himself!

that's fucking hilarious!

a bathroom that had construction done on it had a covered hole and the cover broke and he fell through it and fucked up his leg, thats fucking COMEDY GOLD LOOK AT THIS HICK HAHA


 No.1145707

>>1145706

l o fucking l


 No.1145708


 No.1145709

>>1145705

Sup duder


 No.1145710

UHH NEET

UHH FLOOR

UHH NEET??

FLOOR??

NEET

FLOOR

NEET

FLOOR

PEDO

NEET

FLOOR

PEDO

FLOOR

NEET

NEET

HICK

HICK

FLOOR

HICK

NEET

PEDO

HICK


 No.1145711

>>1145706

maybe the covered wouldn't have broken if it wasn't weakened from all the spit damage


 No.1145712

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1145708

Sleep tight, Aniki


 No.1145714

who's that other person in hsg who can't handle a joke and starts freaking out


 No.1145715

sako hicktard!

stop spamming!


 No.1145716

>>1145709

back in ny and i want to die


 No.1145718

since we're talking about rabbits I'll take this opportunity to say that I hate the hiro 2d persona


 No.1145719

why does sako expect us to have new jokes every time he shits out the same tantrum with shuffled nouns


 No.1145720

he's shooting up! (a school lol)


 No.1145721

this wouldnt happen if you all didnt overshare


 No.1145723

>>1145716

when are you going back to shark again


 No.1145724

hsg:

>sako don't post about how you want to fuck an underage anime girl

>sako don't post about how people don't have their lives together when you don't have a job

sako:

>i am being persecuted and will throw a tantrum because that's how i react to people calling me on my bullshit


 No.1145725

Oh yeah I forgot that trunks fights a jive talking black boxer in the world tournament junior round


 No.1145726

on the other hand oversharing is a hsg tradition


 No.1145727

>>1145723

earlz april


 No.1145728

>>1145727

Let's hang out

Get the NY gang together


 No.1145729

>>1145728

Absolutely not


 No.1145730

File: 48993c8e99790bc⋯.png (1.06 MB, 1200x675, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

sako's dream girl


 No.1145731

grant and cletus can't hang out because cletus would try to murder grant for getting rich through dumb luck


 No.1145732

just imagine, actually giving a shit about Internet discussions

that's wild


 No.1145733

>>1145729

dont be a puss, bro

lets go get food or somethin, all of us.....


 No.1145734

File: 9dfbb3fa486180a⋯.png (577.62 KB, 600x838, 300:419, ClipboardImage.png)

>playing radiant historia on mute

>assume character is a grill

>turn up volume

>is a dude

it keeps happening


 No.1145735

>>1145734

show me the peenus weenus


 No.1145736

>>1145724

Was sako also the one who admitted to spitting tonsil stones on the floor?


 No.1145737

better idea everybody fly down to texas and buy me a dinner


 No.1145738

>>1145734

That's pretty easily a dude


 No.1145739

File: 2d30d3bad7353a8⋯.png (210.62 KB, 334x451, 334:451, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1145734

do you not like cute girls?


 No.1145740

>>1145739

i just got suprised


 No.1145741

I beat Steamworld Dig

now on to Steamworld Heist I guess?


 No.1145742

>turn on pc for first time in months

>infinity Gb of steam game updates


 No.1145743

>>1145695

it’s bc you’re a subhuman toilet creature


 No.1145744

Redpill me on toddlercon


 No.1145745

.


 No.1145746

>>1145744

it's unepic for the lose


 No.1145747

This weekend went by far too quickly


 No.1145748

>>1145747

you and me both, brother


 No.1145749

"bnha is naruto with better character writing and less flaws"

i mean

it's a shonen

so uh, yea, that's how shonens work


 No.1145750

>>1145748

grant you don't have a job you don't get to despair with the wageys and the scabs


 No.1145751

>>1145743

You're barely a fucking person

you have no personality beyond your dumb eris bullshit and the dumb garbage you spout daily about goofballs or whatever the fuck it is you're on about lately

you just do copious amounts of illicit substances to make up for the fact that you're not an interesting person and the only way you can make any relationships is by getting high and pretending you know shit


 No.1145752

>>1145741

they take place in vaguely the same universe, but are unrelated stories

heist is like a 2d xcom but you can manually aim shots

steamworld dig 2 came out for the 3ds recently, and it takes place a little bit after dig 1 and you play as the grill


 No.1145753

i don't know how scabs are paid


 No.1145754

sako do me next


 No.1145755

yesterday 7:30 am youreup time i left the house

i got to new york house at uhhh a bit after 1 am youreup time

hate it, boys


 No.1145756

is that coming from the kid who does nothing but jerk off all day and try to shove his pedo shit down others throats


 No.1145757

>>1145744

imagine a fleshlight that cries

i considered not posting after typing that but frankly if i have to put up with seeing that string of words then so do you


 No.1145758

stop posting anytime


 No.1145759

>>1145724

the fact that you unironically believe what you're posting is making me far angrier than floor and spit jokes ever possibly could

wah wah i want to fuck a fictional character, this warrants months of pedophilia accusations

wah wah everyone else is a fucking shitheep garbage fire of a person but u have no job :)))

you're the most offensively bland softboy shithead ive ever fucking met in my life


 No.1145760

>>1145757

That probably would work for someone


 No.1145761

It's like middleschool all over again

you guys just won't shut the fuck up


 No.1145762

i never said anyone else didnt' have their life together i just said they were awful fucking people, which they are


 No.1145763

>>1145752

yeah the ending to Dig was pretty unsatisfying

>grill

ayyyyyyyyy

also thanks I didn't know 2 was out yet

>>1145753

it depends on if they're solo scabs, or if they're working out of an agency


 No.1145764

>>1145759

*pushes you down your bathroom hole*

xD


 No.1145765

so like is your toilet accessible or do you just shit outside now


 No.1145766

maybe you shouldn't talk about the animals you want to fuck and the horse pussy onahole you bought idk man :/


 No.1145767

>wwalks back into hsg wwith tales of deus ex

>sees all that shit

>wwalks the fuck back out

>>1145688

this is the only good post


 No.1145768

File: 233a9abfa16c82b⋯.png (944.36 KB, 540x771, 180:257, ClipboardImage.png)

Mood


 No.1145769

>>1145767

>this is the only good post

it's a saltlick post so I extremely doubt that


 No.1145770

oh wait

Deep Strange Journey isn't out until May, damnit


 No.1145771

>>1145767

I didn't read the post but it's saltlick so it can't be good


 No.1145772

>>1145765

we fixed it literally days after it happened


 No.1145773

I'm not like a 1920s strikebreaker scab

We poach jobs from union fabricators by offering to do the job just an eensy teensy little bit less and without having to do it by the books


 No.1145774

>>1145771

It was decently performed


 No.1145775

Only 4 adventure time episodes to go friends

And then it's over, forever


 No.1145776

>>1145773

>I'm not like a 1920s strikebreaker scab

>We poach jobs from union fabricators by offering to do the job just an eensy teensy little bit less and without having to do it by the books

that sounds a whole lot worse than a 20s scab, honestly


 No.1145777

>>1145775

yeah I'm not starting the season until they're all aired, and I can marathon it

I'm glad Susan got some resolution at least


 No.1145778

>>1145772

did you shit outside for those days


 No.1145779

>>1145776

*in Flintstones pterodactyl voice*

squawk it's a livin'


 No.1145780

>>1145778

no we covered the fucking hole again and then fixed it properly


 No.1145781

is it worth binging adventure time in time for the ending


 No.1145782

>>1145777

Susan was shit in islands, finn's mom was cute, i hope the humans show up again


 No.1145783

there was never a point where i couldn't get in the bathroom why the fuck are you so stupid


 No.1145784

did you have to bring a flashlight with you when you went poo poo outside


 No.1145785

>>1145782

I feel really bad that Ma Finn had to juice herself to save the rest of the humans


 No.1145786

>>1145773

that's pretty bad lad

but it's the result of a broken system so some would argue that morally, you're absolved


 No.1145787

*falls through the ground outside to have a nice hole to shit in*


 No.1145788

hey every pedo in the board

just make loli tulpas


 No.1145789

>>1145762

i mean, if i got mad enough about being called a paedophile because i posted about wanting to stick my dick in a fictional 16 year old that i devolved into a sputtering rage, i'd maybe not do it so often.

>>1145766

it's a lizard girl pussy onahole, please get it right.


 No.1145790

>>1145781

Yeah, it's still somewhat fun, at least do it to finish the cycle

>>1145785

At least finn can go visit her anytime he wants now


 No.1145791

>>1145775

Wasn't there gonna be a movie?


 No.1145792

>>1145789

you're infringing on my free speech you piece of fucking shit


 No.1145793

File: 39f60f4a41a290e⋯.webm (2.63 MB, 1920x550, 192:55, 1520806170702[1].webm)

today i will remind them


 No.1145794

>>1145791

Not anymore, i think they're showing all the remaining episodes together


 No.1145795

>>1145789

Maybe you just shouldn't call people that aren't pedophiles pedophiles you fucking subhuman


 No.1145796

i had a vision a bunch of spiders were coming out of my dick but it was interrupted by a helling


 No.1145797

>>1145773

unironically kill yourself

or join a union


 No.1145798

>>1145795

did you pee in the same whole you poo'd in


 No.1145799

>>1145795

stop fucking kids pedolad


 No.1145800

i want adventure time kai or at the very least the list of episodes with the plot and the notable side episodes (like jake the brick and the james baxter episodes)


 No.1145801

DELETE THIS


 No.1145802

>>1145799

go fucking hang yourself


 No.1145803

dance for me monkey


 No.1145804

i played like 7 hours of megaman battle network 1 today

was a bit iffy


 No.1145805

>>1145802

bet you'd like that you sick fuck


 No.1145806

he only wants you to hang yourself in fiction


 No.1145807

pedophile loliposter detergent-spitting floorcrasher hicktard


 No.1145808

>>1145797

The union offered me 2 years as an apprentice getting docked wages and getting fucked with by union seniority as low man on the totem pole

My boss gave me 40hrs a week


 No.1145809

>>1145800

Adventure Time Abridged


 No.1145810

>>1145786

didn't we agree that was a shit excuse back in the 40s


 No.1145811

>like 20 hours of adventure time episodes i havent seen

not sure if its worth it


 No.1145812

>>1145808

without the unions holding them to account employers would treat you like cattle


 No.1145813

>>1145807

this post made sako explode


 No.1145814

>>1145812

Are you actually union

Or are you just being "an ally"


 No.1145815

i fell like we dont give the lad a hard enough time for also wanting to beat and mutilate the children he preys upon


 No.1145816

>>1145815

IN FICTION


 No.1145817

tumut will die getting shot by a hitman hired by a union


 No.1145818

>>1145816

even in fiction that's disgusting


 No.1145819

>>1145817

something something hickman


 No.1145820

>>1145814

the first one


 No.1145821

is there any facet of tumut's life that doesn't paint him as more of an awful person


 No.1145822

>>1145821

its all pretty fitting


 No.1145823

"We can't figure out how the killer did it, detective. It's almost as if the floor of the victim's house was weakened by an ungodly amount of human saliva, creating a deadly pitfall."


 No.1145824


 No.1145825

>>1145823

more like deadly spitfall

lolz


 No.1145826

File: 5125b95f76a32a6⋯.png (162.95 KB, 503x975, 503:975, tumblr_olz7vftbrk1ti6cxjo1….png)

Watch adventure time


 No.1145827

>>1145826

blocked


 No.1145828

>deleted adventure time the other day because i figured i would never watch it

damn


 No.1145829

>>1145826

this picture doesn't convey how B I G she is


 No.1145830

Thoughts on the globglogabgalab?


 No.1145831

*bingewatches adventure time purely to enjoy that one mike inel fangame slightly more*


 No.1145832

File: 663733c6108da67⋯.jpg (259.44 KB, 1476x1045, 1476:1045, 1465224608104.jpg)

>>1145829

Maybe this one will do the trick


 No.1145833

>>1145832

there ya go


 No.1145834

adventure time sucks


 No.1145835

i think virtual youtubers are the cutoff point for me

the point where i am officially too old to understand anything about fads


 No.1145836

i like Big women, but not giant women

i feel alone in this general


 No.1145837

*ahem*

an image can be said to represent an object

words can be said to express information

the objects and information in fiction must be ordered by a certain amount of logic, and/or reflection of the real world, to be interpretable

we use the same conceptual structures to interpret reality as we do fiction

*leaves stage*


 No.1145838

File: 22ed0902958b17b⋯.jpg (60.95 KB, 700x746, 350:373, tumblr_p4d0nsRy0K1x4tr0do1….jpg)

anybody else get agonizing chest pains when they're tired


 No.1145839

>>1145837

you can be said to shut up


 No.1145840

>>1145837

yes lets all take reality advice from the giga-incel


 No.1145841

File: 234a16c03722ea3⋯.jpg (96.99 KB, 432x427, 432:427, 1338259073372.jpg)


 No.1145842

>>1145838

i used to get like, stabbing pains in the center of my chest

right under the sternum, like someone stabbed me with a fucking knife

i told my doctor about it and he said it was just gas, but man it hurt so bad i couldn't move


 No.1145843

>>1145837

shut the fuck up saltlick


 No.1145844

I am a simple man and an all around swell guy and you all are better off for knowing me


 No.1145845

File: da2516f271ca30e⋯.png (203.4 KB, 800x474, 400:237, me, saltlick.png)

>>1145841

the hottest girl in HSG 😒


 No.1145846

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.1145847

man i leave to go cook and you're still doing this

do you have anything better to do


 No.1145848

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.1145849

>>1145848

thats a loli....


 No.1145850

File: cbbea9e0319c727⋯.jpg (35.5 KB, 768x768, 1:1, 1496771530452.jpg)

>>1145849

its a glorified roomba


 No.1145851

>>1145850

oh yeah of course you'd make her "suck"

sicko.


 No.1145852

taking cbd oil while I'm sleep deprived was a terrible idea, I've been possessed by some kind of trickster spirit and there's no telling when it'll let me sleep


 No.1145853

>>1145848

>>1145849

>>1145850

I have to agree with Grant here

Roll was not build with the same capacity as Rock, and certainly NOT with the same upgradability.


 No.1145854

File: 0373d31432263ee⋯.jpg (955.01 KB, 1131x1600, 1131:1600, roll_anonymous_crossover_b….jpg)

roll is cute


 No.1145855

File: a3d310b31bfcdc6⋯.jpg (35.75 KB, 640x462, 320:231, RGodGNf.jpg)

this dumb fucking picture made me laugh


 No.1145856

>sudden urge to shave off body hair

>google it

>first half page of results is depression forums

oh.


 No.1145857

File: b6bec51de28b897⋯.jpg (386.7 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, roll (rockman and rockman ….jpg)

the real plot of megaman is that dr. light introduced roll as a roomba you can fuck and dr.wily realized this dangerous psychopath must be stopped at all costs


 No.1145858

>>1145832

Gashi Gashi is great

Just notices finns boner lol


 No.1145859

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1145848

Grant have you heard this its litty


 No.1145860

File: 0c559247098f6b3⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.3 MB, 1280x1024, 5:4, ClipboardImage.png)

this is your leg on fighting games

spoiler it's gross


 No.1145861

>>1145860

so what's the story on this leggy


 No.1145862

>>1145860

Oh shit who is that


 No.1145863

i made kielbasa cabbage and potatoes right

but i put dashi powder in the water

its heavenly


 No.1145864

>>1145860

how the heck did that happen


 No.1145865

>>1145863

Sounds like an odd choice, but mite b good


 No.1145866

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

JET

SET

RADIOOOOOOOOOOO 3


 No.1145867

if it existed


 No.1145868

>Here's an update: Went to the dermatologist of UCLA today. They didn't even seem worried. Said it was Vasculitis or PLEVA. They cut into my leg and my arm for 2 different biopsies. Stitched it up, and sent me on my way. Then they prescribed me a month's worth of doxycycline which I can't afford so I'm probably going to die. Then they brought in 3-4 UCLA medical students to look at my stuff and explained why it's probably PLEVA / Vasculitis and stuff.

how the fuck can he not afford doxycycline??

it's a generic, been around since forever, i got a big ass bottle of it for $5

maybe i should send it to him

or maybe not >:)


 No.1145869


 No.1145870


 No.1145871

File: 26ae23f91c78be6⋯.jpg (56.43 KB, 565x868, 565:868, 36576073_p4.jpg)

what final fantasy game should i play that isn't 7


 No.1145872


 No.1145873

>>1145872

a game i can emulate


 No.1145874

im not buying or putting in the effort to pirate 13


 No.1145875

Lol you thought I was serious

6


 No.1145876

>>1145871

>>1145873

>>1145874

6 is great and you can play it on almost everything


 No.1145877


 No.1145878

File: d874db24fa4d3f5⋯.png (305.25 KB, 473x553, 473:553, smug anime girls.png)


 No.1145879


 No.1145880

>>1145875

i dont remember 13 being nearly as awful as everyone says it is but i also got it back in 2009 and never finished it because iw as bad at video games


 No.1145881

File: 74e2701b1b81d14⋯.jpg (153.51 KB, 521x839, 521:839, ef33db6ce0d5e9ac86f79b79f4….jpg)


 No.1145882

>>1145880

I tried it and the controls are pretty bad but I'm probably going to finish the game


 No.1145883

File: b3573b8d105e7ae⋯.jpg (19.76 KB, 460x288, 115:72, teedus.jpg)


 No.1145884

my mom is spouting very problematic opinions right now

what do


 No.1145885

>>1145884

Say "Yikes!"


 No.1145886

>>1145884

accept that you're the problematic one since you're a man and she's a woman


 No.1145887

what opinions


 No.1145888

>>1145751

sako mad


 No.1145889

sako, when the floors fell


 No.1145890

File: adf276f9b190f71⋯.jpg (277.59 KB, 1000x800, 5:4, 1518131495414.jpg)


 No.1145891

>>1145885

noted, will say in the future


 No.1145892

>>1145889

good post


 No.1145893

Monday, the beast at Tanagra

Tianzi's children, our faces wet


 No.1145894

File: a65e954186dfd7b⋯.png (1.15 MB, 1196x1920, 299:480, ClipboardImage.png)

File: f74738046c70028⋯.png (1.44 MB, 1196x1920, 299:480, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 58e849110cf82f9⋯.png (1.89 MB, 1196x1920, 299:480, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1145895

is Radiant Historia Perfect Chronology good?


 No.1145896

what's this about a floor?

I'm too busy with normie shit to keep up with all the craziness in these threads


 No.1145897

>>1145896

i think sako fell through his floor once


 No.1145898

>>1145897

wow, he's that fat?


 No.1145899

hes a big boy


 No.1145900

>>1145871

4 or 6


 No.1145901

>>1145895

from what i've played it's good albeit kind of weird

it's a jrpg where the enemies are on a grid and you can use special moves to position enemies in a way that you hit multiple at the same time. The story has you flipping between timelines in order to save the world and it's neat.


 No.1145902

>>1145894

this is bad


 No.1145903

>>1145901

well it's only 800MB so I'm gonna try it


 No.1145904

File: 73fb2463e37c4f2⋯.png (381.86 KB, 600x314, 300:157, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1145905

File: d9b28d9cdf2d98d⋯.png (1.47 MB, 1080x1918, 540:959, 20180307_133554.png)


 No.1145906

>Down to 20 tabs

i'm growing stronger


 No.1145907


 No.1145908

File: a2ec9dab7a54cd0⋯.png (10.19 KB, 291x141, 97:47, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1145909

File: 1c2778524933547⋯.png (71.6 KB, 500x378, 250:189, [screams eternally].png)

>Ready Player One is nothing more than the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, but made for a post-Flash world.


 No.1145910


 No.1145911

>>1145909

It's made by a competent person though, and only like 3 minutes long instead of several books.


 No.1145912

File: 44928d307ffa183⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 117.9 KB, 900x900, 1:1, DX7qJQCX0AAw540.jpg large.jpg)

wow new smash is looking GOOD


 No.1145913

File: e40d3f29c890ae4⋯.png (480.21 KB, 640x410, 64:41, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1145914

goo night hsg


 No.1145915

>>1145914

sleep tight


 No.1145916

fowtnite


 No.1145917

>>1145916

please be my friend


 No.1145918


 No.1145919

pwease be my fwiend


 No.1145920

>>1145919

pwease


 No.1145921

File: 35e1977882f1268⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.34 MB, 3640x2140, 182:107, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1145922

>>1145921

which one is steve


 No.1145923

>>1145918

is she crushing the earth with her asshole


 No.1145924


 No.1145925

>>1145924

epic (literally)


 No.1145926

>>1145921

epic (figuratuvely)


 No.1145927

File: 0c7beed34a02ffd⋯.png (163.3 KB, 486x228, 81:38, ClipboardImage.png)

lol


 No.1145928

>>1145927

whatever happened to that game that was gonna have vivian in it


 No.1145929

>>1145927

hsg is really good at crossdressing


 No.1145930

it feels so ridiculous that the overwatch heroes dont have as much character as others like the tf2 mercs considering they are very specific people


 No.1145931

full disclosure i jacked off to a vivian james TF story


 No.1145932

File: c7275cf49e74042⋯.png (349.45 KB, 1024x512, 2:1, medic.png)

>>1145930

i used to give blizzard some leeway because i found tf2 2 years after its launch, and you can't expect a launch game to have like ~7 years of good content off the bat

as we quickly approach the 2nd anniversary though, it doesn't look like they're going to do much with anything


 No.1145933

its also really strange because theyre definitely trying to push a narrative and have a whole story with a plot. which isnt necessarily bad, but it just seems like the story stuff doesnt translate over that well in-game like it does in tf2

it also doesnt help that they have so many different stories and plot lines going on at once with the entire roster, which makes the comics/animations just feel sporadic


 No.1145934

hsg TF fetishfic


 No.1145935

>>1145933

they have 6 separate writers for the game's narrative

these writers are not allowed to talk to each other about the narrative


 No.1145936

lets play minecraft


 No.1145937

who actually cares about the "story" in a muliplayer class based shooter

the characters exist to provide spice to their respective game mechanics and to generate sfm porn


 No.1145938

>>1145937

the Meet The videos were some of the biggest things back during early tf2 videos, it really sold people on the game

the subsequent comics and videos being amazing didn't hurt either

with overwatch we've had like, 1 good cinematic? 2? i can't really remember them off the top of my head

the comics are generally pretty bad too, as most of them have been "wacky holiday hijinx" and showing off that tracer is gay


 No.1145939

tf2 never cared about a "narrative" but it's actually had more narrative then overwatch has


 No.1145940

>>1145938

the "meet the" videos weren't really narrative stories more like funny character portraits but I forgot about the tf2 comic

Blizz just sucks lol


 No.1145941

tf3 when


 No.1145942

man

meet the spy was so fucking good


 No.1145943

File: c0ff5349eea2920⋯.png (315.13 KB, 570x416, 285:208, ClipboardImage.png)

File: a38d81c4683b9eb⋯.png (242.58 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

better waifus in tf2 than ow as well lol


 No.1145944

>>1145941

lol they haven't even made a proper source 2 game yet

they're making their shitty card game


 No.1145945

>>1145937

i think the tf2 comics are great and incredibly entertaining, and i dont even care about tf2 anymore

there are actually multiple mechanics in ow that exist solely because of gameplay, they stated that there are some that just wont ever be explained because they dont fit into the narrative like reaper's lifesteal thing. which makes it sound like the story was an afterthought

you could be right in that it doesnt mattter at all, i just thought it was strange and worth pointing out because they seem to put a lot of emphasis on the story and do things to somewhat hype it up.


 No.1145946

tbh im not familiar with blizzard at all but it might just be like a weird corporate thing where theyre being told to implement a story because other games do it


 No.1145948

meet the medic wasnt that good


 No.1145949

File: 2dacd92351fae77⋯.jpg (1.47 MB, 2304x4096, 9:16, IMG_20180311_231814[1].jpg)

why


 No.1145950

is Ms. Pauling a virgin?


 No.1145951

File: 0fe3fe600ee7db8⋯.jpg (271.72 KB, 750x985, 150:197, IMG_1291.JPG)


 No.1145952

>>1145951

sell it to some memer for an epic amount of cash


 No.1145953

File: 085d25d2244aa1d⋯.jpg (344.28 KB, 765x367, 765:367, 1520805702298.jpg)

File: c7db9a4cc22c6ba⋯.png (96.48 KB, 698x396, 349:198, 1520805981811.png)


 No.1145954

>>1145952

there's one copy on amazon for 24 bucks

should i


 No.1145955

>>1145954

this is the opposite of what i asked you to do.

if its already for sale and you're not the one selling the likelihood of you finding someone who would pay more is negligible.


 No.1145956

>>1145955

ah

but if it's the ONLY copy, he could charge what he wants for it


 No.1145957


 No.1145958

File: 5881cab749e3685⋯.jpg (67.48 KB, 578x773, 578:773, elon....jpg)


 No.1145959

File: 789c3e14070f099⋯.png (119.77 KB, 800x1131, 800:1131, A313E454-C76C-4011-8B4E-07….png)


 No.1145960

lads

this is the best anal vore content i’ve ever seen


 No.1145961


 No.1145962

>>1145610

hes not the one posting trumps twitter


 No.1145963

File: 03bd59ff15041e9⋯.jpg (256.86 KB, 2047x1168, 2047:1168, 1520851598515.jpg)


 No.1145964

File: 887638859cd51de⋯.png (53.07 KB, 1352x428, 338:107, ClipboardImage.png)

wait

does this actually happen in the simpsons?


 No.1145965

File: 9162680864d998d⋯.png (282.38 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

oh no

oh no

oh noooooooooooo


 No.1145966

I woke up, got in the shower, puked under the hot water, and then kinda let myself fall out of the tub and onto the ground where I laid there for a few moments until my head stopped spinning and the last gouts of vomit ceased

I think I'm going back to bed lads

Aw fuck my shower's trashed


 No.1145967

>>1145966

sick or is it because of drugs


 No.1145968

>>1145967

I was on high blood pressure meds but now that I've lost 25lbs since being on them I think my dose is too strong and I'm super low in the mornings

I'm gonna call my doc about it once I'm done cleaning my god damn trashed shower


 No.1145969

>>1145968

try not doing drugs


 No.1145970

File: 6f4131680102a9d⋯.png (64.02 KB, 444x464, 111:116, carousel-home-maitre-witho….png)

>>1145969

I hope your wife leaves you for a jolly Swiss chocolatier named Luka


 No.1145971

>tumblr post about liking mass effect andromeda

🤨

>check notes

>people adding that fallout 3 and 4 were also good

🤔


 No.1145972

File: 8e0f7267cd8f18e⋯.png (45.71 KB, 800x491, 800:491, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 738c9a7649b6fe0⋯.png (91.89 KB, 800x1042, 400:521, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 3b87bdb6152fc25⋯.png (169.11 KB, 800x1584, 50:99, ClipboardImage.png)

god


 No.1145973

File: 2aa453af567334c⋯.jpg (186.85 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, bsy3uqaqa8l01.jpg)

>getting ID'd for soda

I don't even drink sugarbubblewater but goddamn UK


 No.1145974

File: 107694afac75eb6⋯.png (49.78 KB, 800x584, 100:73, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1145972

i couldn't fit her talking about taking money from public schools for "school choice" and the interviewer brining up michigan as an example of that really not working into a screenshot

or her rescinding rules on making sure you're punishing every student the same


 No.1145975

>>1145973

you make it sound like there was a law passed


 No.1145976

File: 1dbd082f8673df1⋯.png (1.35 MB, 2500x2342, 1250:1171, 1518805570338.png)


 No.1145977

>>1145975

No I more thought it was silly that it was a singular chain doing this

If a kid wants a Coke he's just going to go somewhere else or like a vending machine


 No.1145978

File: 4fc0d0bb66c9f6e⋯.gif (14.83 KB, 400x1000, 2:5, 1362919580721.gif)


 No.1145979

>rational part of my brain: you know you can unfollow that girl you had a crush on in college

>irrational part of my brain: IT. WOULD. BE. RUDE!!!!!!


 No.1145980

>>1145976

i missed that the xbro was tripping over his giant golden dong at first


 No.1145981

pup is gassy :(


 No.1145982

>>1145981

BETTAH OUT THAN IN DONKEH


 No.1145983

File: 70c673d61103cff⋯.jpg (50.55 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 15877510_202534040214381_4….jpg)


 No.1145984

File: 7198f7ba5d56c07⋯.png (1.4 MB, 1440x960, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

make it stop


 No.1145985

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1145984

I still like that video of all the people groaning when Valve released the first teaser for the Dota card game


 No.1145986

File: 2cb5c01027d542c⋯.jpg (60.54 KB, 640x927, 640:927, IMG_2471.JPG)

Unga


 No.1145987


 No.1145988

>>1145986

a dude from some gay scandinavian melodeath band?


 No.1145989

>>1145987

>>1145988

Tastlets all and one


 No.1145990

>>1145989

its a man cletus.


 No.1145991

>>1145990

She's not


 No.1145992

>>1145986

>>1145987

>>1145988

>>1145990

Yeah I'd fuck this dude/girl

I like androgynous looks anyway


 No.1145993

its either a man or an ugly woman and neither are attractive


 No.1145994

What's androgynous about her

Amazons are a thing


 No.1145995

small brain: she's a man

big brain: she's a girl

galaxy brain: she's a loli


 No.1145996

>>1145994

yeah, and they're awful


 No.1145997

So Videl just mentioned how hard it is to fly and keep your eyes open from the speed/wind/pressure

Damn I don't think I ever thought about that before

Goku and friends just zoom around with steely eyed determination staring dead ahead


 No.1145998

women that look like men aren't attractive cletus im sorry


 No.1145999

File: c53bd7feba9e434⋯.gif (106.27 KB, 680x517, 680:517, mfw amazon.gif)


 No.1146000

File: 07c2a708ab658af⋯.png (169.55 KB, 335x258, 335:258, let me tell you about gem ….png)

idk if y'all remember me posting about going to a job interview a couple of weeks ago but the lady just got back to me

i got the job


 No.1146001

>>1146000

Congrats, welcome to the wagie life


 No.1146002

>>1146000

who is this

if it's not socks congratulations

if it is, also congratulations


 No.1146003

>>1146002

nope, not socks

also ty


 No.1146004

File: 3b130481681924c⋯.jpg (29.18 KB, 244x272, 61:68, 1388577397704.jpg)


 No.1146005

File: 3ffc3fc3b629e9a⋯.jpg (282.33 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, IMG_1165.JPG)

>Sako getting a job

I think he'd die


 No.1146006

muscular girls are A+ but if you're gonna tightline around your whole fucking eye, put away the smudger and just pick up a domino mask, god Damn


 No.1146007

>>1146000

thats great man


 No.1146008

just realized that with my grandpa disowning me there's literally no way im getting that job at the library since they were my only way of getting there lol


 No.1146009

>>1146008

what did you do


 No.1146010

>>1146008

>my grandpa disowning me

what did you do


 No.1146011


 No.1146012

>>1146010

>>1146009

i told him not to tell me i wasn't even attempting to get a job because I've applied to like 3 places in town and the library in another and he got pissed off and told me to get out and never come back


 No.1146013

>>1146012

do you live in a small town


 No.1146014

>>1146013

its fucking tiny


 No.1146015

like when i say small town i dont mean "oh yeah its only like a couple thousand people"

its more like a couple hundred


 No.1146016

>>1146012

daaaaamn


 No.1146017

yeah that sucks then

youd probably have to travel somewhere a few hours away and like

pick fruit or something


 No.1146018

>>1146012

do u have a grandma

talk to her shell help


 No.1146019

I finally have a cholecystectomy consult but it's weeks out and my bile tract is full of gallstones now


 No.1146020

>Customers buying drinks containing more than 150mg of caffeine per litre in branches of Asda, Aldi, the Co-op, Lidl, Morrisons, Tesco, Sainsbury’s and Waitrose will be asked to prove they are over 16.

I fucking hate this country

The worst part is that people still think Europe is the reason why we live like this, oblivious to the fact that the English hate themselves and must regulate every possible aspect of society

Even if Scotland were free this cultural stain would take years to wash out


 No.1146021

>>1146020

oh damn I thought it was only Waitrose

I didn't know about all those other places from my second hand across the pond knowledge


 No.1146022

File: 02a5cfb8d2b4000⋯.jpg (102.39 KB, 840x1200, 7:10, 1520775582822.jpg)

i want to sniff shiburin's panties


 No.1146023

>>1145972

god she's fucking awful

goddamn crooks, she and her brother

>>1145976

i think i understand now

consolewars wojaks are porn

theyve made it so they can fap to the idea of consolewars those madmen


 No.1146024

>>1146012

how about you talk to him about it

if he really cares about you having a job he'll help you, right?


 No.1146025

File: 44b7c73201be7d7⋯.jpg (138.89 KB, 1440x900, 8:5, 1520188497994.jpg)


 No.1146026

>>1146021

i saw it in tesco the other day but I had to look up the whole list


 No.1146027

>>1146023

yeah I wasn't gonna mention but uhhh I've seen that cockpred porn


 No.1146028

just move to a bigger city, brah


 No.1146029

Get back to me when they make the console wojacks girls


 No.1146030

File: 60cea9bb8aa59c7⋯.gif (2.98 MB, 309x228, 103:76, 1520288937599.gif)

look at her go


 No.1146031

File: 819b8f4d9688464⋯.png (25.14 KB, 1127x720, 1127:720, IMG_2472.PNG)

>>1146023

>theyve made it so they can fap to the idea of consolewars those madmen


 No.1146032

just imagine fem!goldSony wojack with big tits and an cray reveals fem!Nintendo and fem!pc wojacks trapped in them


 No.1146033

>>1146027

the cocky overconfident topdominating the bottom in something "masculine" (vidya)

a thin concept of a plot disguising two muscular dudes' excuse for humping each other

the anal vore (kind of awildcard, guess that's just the artist's main fetish)

clearly the creators know their gay porn


 No.1146034

okay between this realization and the recent discovery of an entire genre of memes revolving around gay porn and gay porn stars i gotta ask

does the internet realize how gay it is


 No.1146035

>>1146033

wait, is there console wars anal vore? the nintentoddler and [whatever the slur is for steam gamers] are in his nutsack, that's gotta be cockvore


 No.1146036

>>1146035

oh yeah but the classic is the gold one dabbing while anal voring the competition

someone post that

i guess theyre branching out


 No.1146037

i really fucking hate wonk


 No.1146038

The best wojacks are the biz ones


 No.1146039

where's the sub top #representation in consolewars porn


 No.1146040

*smug sony bussin it open on nintendo and xbox's dicks simultaneously while they cry in impotent eage*


 No.1146041

>>1146040

👌👀


 No.1146042

File: 96fafcead87b0a5⋯.png (873.56 KB, 1005x1317, 335:439, instant (ioarthus)_girls u….png)

i love my gf


 No.1146043

now that im back in new york theres like

nothin for me to do


 No.1146044

>>1146043

Go to Tavern on The Green


 No.1146045

I keep almost forgetting not to eat dairy before my voice lessons, then being unreasonably disappointed about it


 No.1146046


 No.1146047

>>1146046

It's nice and you can spend some of the money you don't deserve


 No.1146048

>urge to grab a can of yoohoo

>remember i have to cut out sugars that aren't from fruits

its painful


 No.1146049

Come to Tavern on the Green this Saturday so you can watch me break up with cousin, hissing my rationale manically and neurotically, while old Jews stare at us and children poke nervously at their chicken fingers


 No.1146050

what if cousin decided to tell everyone he'd been raping her for years to get back at him

thatd be epic


 No.1146051

>>1146049

that would be epic to see


 No.1146052

its fine if i only have one and then no sugar for the rest of the day right...


 No.1146053

>>1146052

Can it fatty

Lol (can)


 No.1146054

>>1146053

okay but like its fine if i just make that my 1 (one) sugary beverage right


 No.1146055

File: d789311bb9e775b⋯.png (72.12 KB, 1200x396, 100:33, 032E4661-6068-4645-B7CE-CA….png)

>seen a couple "Hey, is america ready for another kennedy president?" and "hey check out joe kennedy!" articles lately

>then see shit like this

who knows if political legacies are good or not but regardless, not this kennedy

he supports criminalization so police can search you easier, and he doesn't even support medical!

what a fucking rube


 No.1146056

>get 2 work from home 2day because i left my laptop at home

the ultimate lifehack


 No.1146058

Me want Metroid Prime 4 Nowwy


 No.1146059

File: 26e614a9178581a⋯.jpg (298.13 KB, 900x1275, 12:17, __original_drawn_by_fkey__….jpg)

>>1146052

just count your calories


 No.1146060

[calls this tavern place on Saturday]

bartender: incestuous flat-earther? could someone check the men's room for an incestuous flat-earther?

cletus:


 No.1146061

>Yoo-Hoo Chocolate Milk

shitto...


 No.1146062

File: a6afe7497a1adeb⋯.png (162.84 KB, 473x249, 473:249, Image4.png)


 No.1146063

>>1146060

I'm not a flat earther

It's not "some Tavern place" it's famous decent American fare in Central Park...


 No.1146064

>>1146055

2020's going to be a rehash of 2016. the democratic establishment will run some neoliberal "known quantity" (kennedy, zuck, etc), barely limp through the primary against bernie and get blown the fuck out trying to recreate the obama coalition


 No.1146065

>>1146063

did you know?: just because it's in New York City doesn't mean it matters


 No.1146066

>>1146064

Christ you really think Bernie will run again


 No.1146067

>>1146064

hey can you not put your negative nancy bad juju on that election please

let's utterly fail another midterm before we start thinking about the final, yeah


 No.1146068

>>1146065

It's not just any restaurant it's like Delmonicos or Eatily it's pretty well known


 No.1146069

i think vegas is getting an eatily


 No.1146070

>>1146068

Delomonicos might ring a bell

did you know?: most of the world lies outside of New York City limits


 No.1146071

oh and we definitely have a delmonicos


 No.1146072

i love living in an imitation town


 No.1146073

>>1146070

The only good parts of America are from Maine to NYC and from Seattle to Sacramento

The rest can burn


 No.1146074

File: c6b0026eeb0d9a0⋯.png (203.59 KB, 500x714, 250:357, tinker bell (disney)_stars….png)

post more fairies and minigirls


 No.1146075

I keep 8issing!!!!!!!!


 No.1146076

spider8uss


 No.1146077

>>1146073

did you know?: despite the fact that you hold this opinion, and you are from New York, the opinion does not have the power to set anywhere else in flame. I know this can be hard to accept


 No.1146078

come to the Rust Belt

we got

uh

Rust


 No.1146079

File: 6dc222f28fdc52a⋯.png (1.06 MB, 782x970, 391:485, unknown_mokarooru_original….png)

File: 41eaa73b56670c6⋯.jpg (181.79 KB, 1280x854, 640:427, unknown_mikazuki akira!_or….jpg)

File: f76b421c863af55⋯.jpg (77.21 KB, 608x639, 608:639, sunny milk_fifiruu_touhou_….jpg)

File: a7e3623d86d8b0f⋯.jpg (104.48 KB, 400x1150, 8:23, 1493753246170.jpg)

File: 3833af71dbc7cee⋯.jpg (31.63 KB, 512x512, 1:1, 1500403525889.jpg)


 No.1146080

come to tobacco country

we got gentrification


 No.1146081

>>1146077

I forgot to add that D.C. and its surrounding environs is tolerable


 No.1146082

>>1146081

haha

christ


 No.1146083

>>1146081

this is a fucking lie and you know it


 No.1146084

minnesota's worth saving from cletus' pyromaniacal desire to burn the US

cant honestly say the same for nevada, except for the basque sheep herders

they can stay,they're cool


 No.1146085

>>1146081

what are your standards here


 No.1146087

I'll stan for HTX, I'm not stanning for DC


 No.1146088

File: 2510d1a89d55478⋯.jpg (62.51 KB, 600x936, 25:39, 1461588213018.jpg)

'm in a "shitty asian MMO" mood


 No.1146089

torrenting likes to kill my ethernet adapter for some reason


 No.1146090

File: eb65421bf225338⋯.jpg (64.89 KB, 971x565, 971:565, 1511754613024.jpg)

*shapeshifts into sako*

PLPLPLLLPLLLPLLLL PBRRRRRBLPTPLPLPBLLLTPLLLLPBLPLPLPLBLPLPLBPPLPLPLPL

HHHGYEH URRH UH HHBGUH?

HGGGHH UUUuuAAAuuUUU GUHBHGAAAGHUUHGAH


 No.1146091

File: 28203eb60778df2⋯.jpg (272.55 KB, 1080x1620, 2:3, 0138_d943c662jw1f3h0gr8pgd….jpg)

I just cut up a bunch of soda boxes and taped them to my bedroom window to keep out the light


 No.1146092

its weird and annoying

i gotta figure out how to stop it


 No.1146093

>>1146082

>>1146083

Maybe because all I did was visit some family in a nice arlington suburb go to good restaurants and check out the smithsonian museums

I like the lack of very tall buildings its nice to walk around

Theres more homeless than you would expect though


 No.1146094

>>1146092

is it the speed or the number of connections?


 No.1146095

>>1146090

best post in this thread


 No.1146096

>>1146094

its probably connections

this was ages ago on a different modem but i remember tf2s server browser would kill my internet connection for a while


 No.1146097

File: 2193ca20a467ca2⋯.png (361.81 KB, 1024x622, 512:311, ClipboardImage.png)

This isn't about the geography or weather or cuisine but the cultural fare and the quality of life as well as stuff to do and racial makeup


 No.1146098

does anyone remember that Flash platformer with permadeath, like if you died once it did its best to keep you from ever playing it again

I'm 🅱ad at 🅱ideo 🅱ame 🅱ut that seemed kinda cheap to me


 No.1146099

nyc is good and cool


 No.1146100

also

when i boot into windows it tries to open a file of unknown type

selecting notepad makes it say "c/volume.txt aint real"

fuckin computers man i leave for 3 months and these problems i had before are suddenly a lot less understandable


 No.1146101

>>1146087

Texan cities are awful unless you like horrible traffic and walkability because of no zoning laws, seedy wasted downtowns that are vacated by 7pm except for the normie clubs and cuisine dominated more by P.F. Chang's than anything good or authentic (except of course BBQ and Texas food which is good)


 No.1146102


 No.1146103

>>1146102

based on the rush of adrenaline that URL gave me I'm gonna assume yes


 No.1146104

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1146098

this game?

i remember playing this on newgrounds in like middle school


 No.1146105

File: e4043ef34d0a7e5⋯.png (73.67 KB, 640x480, 4:3, a0983e229dd846b244e2e65dcf….png)

>cutting off all of NY except for the (((nice))) parts downstate


 No.1146106

>>1146104

yeah thats the one


 No.1146107

>>1146105

Northern Pennsyltucky is not NY


 No.1146108


 No.1146109

>most of new york is not new york

cletus you should actually die, no joke


 No.1146110

>>1146109

>rural rust belt part of one state isn't more similar to rural rust belt part of other state than urban part of same state

???


 No.1146111

>>1146110

he may be right

i say, knowing nothing about new york


 No.1146112

>>1146110

>this state isn't actually this state because of my shitty island

fucking neck yourself


 No.1146113

>>1146104

I didn't remember the graphics and sound effects being... so much like that, but yes


 No.1146114

>>1146104

>unregistered hypercam

come on

you can get fraps for free


 No.1146115

especially if he's dividing based on """cultural fare""" (and qol)


 No.1146116

>>1146112

Is this Sako

Shut up hicktard


 No.1146117

>>1146116

uhh guhh u sako hicktard

shut the fuck up cletus

new york city is a fucking shithole and you have no god damn business acting like it's the Real~ New York when you're just part of a shitty fucking hell island that ruins the rest of the state for everyone else


 No.1146118

fucking scum bag dick head cousin fucking piece of shit


 No.1146119

ayyyyyyyyyyy lmao I got Quiet back to use as a buddy


 No.1146120

unrevistered hypercam


 No.1146121

I fucking hate people from NYC for this exact reason


 No.1146122

>>1146117

>you have no god damn business acting like it's the Real~ New York when you're just part of a shitty fucking hell island that ruins the rest of the state for everyone else

So you're admitting there's a distinction between upstate ny and downstate ny


 No.1146123

I don't even live in manhattan lol or nyc even


 No.1146124

speaking of broadway, and also being implausibly mad about literally everything,

>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ozglbgdN1w

please click


 No.1146125

>>1146124

Don't quit your day job kid


 No.1146126

>>1146122

yeah downstate new york is a fucking shithole filled with shitheads like you

go to hell


 No.1146127

>>1146125

>>1145774

getting some mixed messages here, but overall I think it's safe to say you... think I want your opinion?


 No.1146128

File: f5bad554ef4e8df⋯.png (8.17 KB, 269x74, 269:74, space.PNG)

i finally have enough space for ff14 again


 No.1146129

File: 5f85bacc1d80533⋯.png (160.71 KB, 663x492, 221:164, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1146131

>>1146127

My opinion soured because it was a "tolerate once" kind of thing


 No.1146132

>>1146129

thats not even the right part of indiana you fucking dipshit.


 No.1146133

>>1146131

you lost me at "My opinion"


 No.1146134

>>1146132

>pffft haha I live near this corn kernel in the doo doo retard


 No.1146135

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

watch me destroy quiet


 No.1146136

Oh, he sure "owned" me!


 No.1146137

I'm gonna drive down to Jew York and give this nappy haired fella a noogie


 No.1146138


 No.1146139

cletus is mad


 No.1146142

literally no one in new york state wants nyc and the rest of the state together i don't understand why tumut and clete are fighting


 No.1146143

>>1146142

(this is just NY banter, Upstate v Downstate is an affectionate rivalry for the ages)


 No.1146145

>>1146142

Me and tumut aren't fighting. Sako is mad that I classified the New York City area and Upstate NY as different. Tumut understands this difference but resents it. Sako had an autistic hicktantrum

Because sakos is retarded


 No.1146295

>>1145961

extremely epic




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