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>Worf to security, there's a drunken Klingon here demanding to see you

Well that's a quick, easy way to start an episode


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little something for both of you arguing idiots



Argument is over, now we're talking about Artemis fowl for a little while and if YA fiction is comparable to the writing in light novels

How goes it today



tired, slept for shit, yesterday got a "post these house ads on craigslist and we'll pay you $150" response to an ad, but I'm pretty sure it's a scam


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feburary's best hold


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also this one, I'm not sure why it took so long to find it


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no naked little girls allowed


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y'know this should technically go in the video games folder, i just realized


what is it with pedophiles showing you their child porn


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how about naked big girls?



attempt at synthesizing a persona


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the time for girls are over


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what about little girl cosplaying?


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what about little boys dressing up as little girls


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what about [insert pedophile rambling here]


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I hate rachneras stupid front legs even more now


i have an announcement to make

starting immediately, i am leaving hsg to become a full time /fairy/ poster



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I'll be sure to visit


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>fairy guro thread

>aosora art



i wish icould find all the minigirl/fairy art i used to have


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shit thread deserves to dead


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anime fairies are inferior


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ominous image


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I need to figure out why I can't get more than two soldiers at a time doing this


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wait a fucking second

you can upgrade a missile launcher to automatically fulton people


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yeah it's really cool, it fires a "softshell" package that is a combination tier-0 smoke grenade/rubber bullet/fulton device

if it hits an unarmored soldier, you get them

if they're wearing the riot suit, you stagger them at best and waste the shot

if you fire it into a pile of sleeping/stunned soldiers, you can get up to four or five depending on how the pile is laid out

but the best I've managed to get is two at a time

my combat unit is close to getting me the next development level, though, so I may need to continue upgrading it to get more out of a stunpile



yeah the "get more people" thing seems like it'd be behind an upgrade wall


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this is what I'm trying to work towards though


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thread theme



was about to post this


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>it's a 'shriek-spam every time I'm criticized hoping it'll train people to ignore my shit' episode


this is a quality post to be mistaken for me


this post is less me-endorsed. I liked the Artemis Fowl books. sure, I guess he's a rich tech kiddo? but the millenial cinematic reactionary moments were patently fight club and the matrix

hell, the matrix is why the glasses look so American-style libertarian



shut the fuck up saltlick


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kaiki is a significantly better character



my peenus weenus


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excuse me wtf is this




liefeld body


thats not my butler





>Comments will only be displayed by verified emails. No Spamming or Racism.



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custom firmware is epic



I wish the screenshot function auto-stitched top/bottom together


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achievement stats are always weird because it's like "only 20% of the people who played this game finished it, and only 50% of people got to level 2"


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the numbers are even lower if you count all people and not just the ones who care about trophies


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I can take or leave tinkly broads with butterfly wings but the lords and ladies under the hell are Core Aesthetic


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>syrup on the second layer so she can lay on top and not get sticky



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i have a followup image for this but i will refrain from posting it for everyone's benefit


sammyclassicsonicfan is...

kinda sexy



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lib me up, scotty!


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this is guro

fair warning ahead of time


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>under the hell

you know what? I'm keeping that the way it is



as expected


I have a date tonight



fuck em right in the pussy


no racism! no no no!


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gl anon!!!

spoiler for conceitedbragging: I got a date Saturday, she's driving up here late morning and I'm gonna show her the sights around town!!


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did you and the mechanic break up?


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#3 is a good nep


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what the fuck?



quiet can dance in water to regain health

that appears when she does so

and you can ogle her


but she may have glitched and remained invisible?


marijuana should be illegal




no that's where she went, but she didn't regain any health



this is bait

but sure, based on what facts?


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please dont bully your minigirl too horribly



its neppers



Just think of the children.


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based on stoners being pieces of shit



yeah for months lmao, I spent a week trying to reach her w/no response, then she changed her Facebook relationship status to Single, and a few days later she messaged me at 2AM like "I hate myself so much"


yeah, I know that! I kinda figured she was having another paranoia flareup! but she was also jerking me around, again, and I got too much self-respect to keep yielding to that passive aggressive bullshit


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That's quite a lewd cat.


aw yeah getting some beef fried rice


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im going to make some more cabbage potatoes and sausage for dinner



christ, why would you do that to perfectly good sausage


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fuck you

cooked cabbage is amazing


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gonna have mac & cheese, watch some Gaki no Tsukai Earth Defense Force, then maybe Detective.



cabbage is fucking noxious, and cooking it jusf takes its texture from 'unpleasant' to 'slimey'

only two good things to do with a mustard plant and that's make mustard or steam some broccoli


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im sorry you have absolutely busted tastebuds or some fucked up texture autism or something

cabbage is AMAZING



cabbage is fine if you dice or shred it


i don't know what umbridge is saying but he's probably right in that cabbage isn't good


fug my dumb ass mixed up what all those crops are a varietal of


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That looks really nice, it's making me hungry.


i always misread the "lofi hiphop" video as "loli hiphop"



you're objectively incorrect



Steam it al dente, just to get it pliable not full on mushy

Pepper and malt vinegar

Serve with ham steaks and coarse stone-ground mustard


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Soft Loli Breathing BASS BOOSTED lofi hip hop mix


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>the game counts how many days passed and how many times you died



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Cabbage carrots and onions were made for one another, I forgot onion and carrot in that above meal

But today I'm getting Chinese takeout cuz I'm hungover and couchlocked



>cabbage carrots and onions

I'm gonna vom, the only one of those things that isn't always and everywhere repulsive is raw or roasted carrots



what the fuck is wrong with you


umbridge lives on a diet of tendies


Also Rom just quoted the communist manifesto to Quark



Dude no





i can't believe this



It's almost impossible to die.

I ""died"" once due to me not caring about my health and just wanting to kill the boss, but it only counts as a death if you get a game over, and you have up to 4 extra lives.

You "only" start with 1 extra life but even then you'd have to be actively trying to die to actually get a death.

Also I'm pretty sure the "days passed" thing counts all the times you force it to be day/night so it's not like that's an accurate display of time.


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i change my mind umbridge has the worst food opinions possible


I tolerate onions diced/cooked into a broth/soup/sauce if there's enough acidity, but no detectable texture of onion is palatable and cabbage has no redeeming aspects at all



what the fuck is wrong with you


onions are palatable only if you cannot tell that they're there

cabbage is good only on st patrick's day served with corned beef and potatoes and soda bread, all drenched in your body's weight in butter, salt, and pepper


if you can detect the texture of the onion it's



I would say the only vegetable I don't like would be zucchini

Cucumber and eggplant aren't my favorites either, but they're tolerable



this is the worst thing you've ever posted


wonk and salt have just become the WORST people ive ever met


>defending onion crunch

piss your pants



you first


things that wonk and salt wouldn't like

>french onion soup

>onion rings

>burgers with the grilled onions (or even better, carmelized onions)



at the next possible opportunity i am going to make a burger with cabbage, onions and carrots and it's going to be good



I prefer having a nice fresh burg with a whole onion slice added right at the end


The age old question:

What the hecky is a rutabaga

What the fucky is kohlrabi

What the shity are endives


*shoves a whole onion in each poster's mouth*


her name

is shittobaga



sensory sensitivities, mostly

also... food's just better with tomatoes, pineapple, lime, lemon, vinegar, yogurt, some kinda pickled something, anything at all w/some acidity in it. I don't enjoy the flavor of most vegetables that get called 'aromatics' without an acidic carrier

the amount of dull, heavy savory slop w/no acid or brightness to it at all that gets shoved at me is reprehensible. balance the flavor profile you heathens



cabbage/turnip hybrid

cultivar of cabbage

no idea


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endive is that fat lady in chowder



i love french onion soup

i love onion rings

i love burgers with caramelized onions

i love kebab if you dont eat the onions


>dull, heavy savory slop

like, meat gruel? no acidity? just umami?


==food of the gods==?


i mean

food of the gods



I'm gonna have to join the pro onion side of the debate


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the original sans undertale


raw cabbage is good too



endives are a bitter green

berty good in certain things





dont confuse me for "anti-onion"

i understand they're necessary to make food taste good

but i dislike their natural texture and acidity immensely and i will hold it against them


Shit now I really want cabbage and malt vinegar

Shame I already ordered



ugh wonk no

meat gruel, as you so accurately describe it, isn't actively offensive but it's not interesting or appealing at all, a bit of heat + some acidity makes it so much more pleasant


hmm, i wonder if disliking onions and posting badly can somehow be scientifically linked




if you had experimental groups each the size of the current remnants of HSG on their own, you might have the statistical power for an interesting result


Bob Saget Raped And Killed A Girl In Nineteen Ninety



im not always "in it" for "interesting or appealing"

i just love slop

thick meaty stews, polenta with meats and cheeses

so good

absolute uniformity of the flavor profile is highly appealing for some reason

you're absolutely right that spice and heat make it so much better, and i know intellectually that things like acid to cut the fat make the flavor so much better

but im pretty sure i just have the palate of a pathetic child



didnt glenn beck do something similar


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click to get vanned immediately


shaka when the walls fell amirite niggas


also like, not that anyone was deceived, but please don't be tricked by the fervor and specificity of my food opinions into thinking I can cook

my entire repertoire is as follows

>whatchagot pasta sauce



>chocolate chip cookies with arbitrary substitutions for the chips

>a burg, but not a good burg


>steam a vegetal

>toast thing




pan cookies are rad


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>he can't cook


>he can't get a job


>he has no style



ive applied to like 3 jobs in town, eat shit and die



but did you get hired by any








>he can't keep out of the floor




Underappreciated post


Rev why are you watching Louis Farrakhan videos


what is this t. meme

I'm out of the loop


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you have bad, dumb politics rev, and you really need to do your due diligence

the literal first comment is debunking it as fake

fucking moron


also: what would be wrong with it even if it were true you dumbass anti-semite



no I read it

also it's time to find out if this craigslist thing is a scam


Mama Mia

That's a one spicy dambrolioli



then why did you post it with "like clockwork" you stupid motherfucker


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jeez that's an old meme

it means regards in finnish



every day there's drama over the jews

every day


With Jews you lose



that wasn't the implication of your post and you know it

especially not paired with that picture


poor dambro, he thinks he is capable of comprehending what goes on in rev's brain


>Your payment would be sent to you on Wednesday, It's in process, i will meet with financial department tomorrow and authorize your payment.

yeah it's a scam but I'm gonna wait it out and see how far they want to push it


Around Semites prepare to fight



i dont know yet you fucking waste of flesh

seriously consider suicide you abomination



i can comprehend what goes on in his posts


don't you start, other literal anti-semite




touched a nerve there didn't I?



you deserve to die violently


with juice you lose



i mean

it's pretty stupid to shit on him for not getting a job

that's not really in his control

so the joke gets tired


Around Jewesses give them kissus



a stretch but a B for effort


did u know? lots and lots of innanet just isn't that big of a deal. to paraphrase Mr. Cookie Monster, homicidal rage is a sometimes feel,


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you actually have no value as a human being



this is what neets actually believe



god dammit

I can't believe I rhymed on accident

and the meter's unbalanced


hnguuuhhh you didn't get a bjooooobbB??B


nobody in the world had to apply for multiple jobs before me

nobody has ever had trouble finding a job except me

i, sako, am completely 100% unique in that regard



✓ a monkey

✓ a pig

✓ a mountain goat

❌ a dog



Is this an official Stevie update



it is the final, published results of a decisive year-long study


did u know? a lot of innanet

just ain't that big a deal

in a cookie monster paraphrase:

murderlust is a sometimes feel




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I think I'm close to the end of the game


i wonder who will be the western rep in the new smash

steve from minecraft


skyrim from skyrim


steve from minecwaft


okay so i watched minecraft videos and now i wanna play minecraft

but rev reminded me of mgsv so i wanna play that

im on a roll in deus ex hr dc and already planning my second playthrough

im neglecting my animal crossing town

oh god help what do i do



start a server, i'll play with you



get a job



finish deus ex first


>people are surprised that a hiveswap track that plays when activating an LE artifact has some parts from English

Why is this fandom so fucking dumb



Fuck you, whiner. I've applied to dozens of jobs before I got hired.




i cannot host a server


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Which characters entire backstory will change in one tweet this week? Which character that people like will be nerfed into non existance so no one will play them? Which characters will completely contradict their beleifs for no explained reason? Tune in to find out!



Overwatch has a story?



leitmotifs are great but sometimes i feel like people overhype them

like when undertale has that one track that actually sounds like another if you speed it up 600% or whatever, that's not really making the music better it's just a bulletpoint for some youtube video


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outside of grant kirkhope i can't think of another person offhand who uses motifs so heavily (and who uses them so well)

people jacking off to ruins and waterfall being the same are really stupid though, yea


whats the first time you ever noticed a leitmotif hsg



probably something in homestuck was the first time i was aware of the concept

probably like a zelda game or something when I noticed "oh hey this bit is like that other song"



go fuck yourself dickhead

i dont give a shit how many jobs you've applied to, dont fucking put me down for lack of trying when my options are limited to the 3 fucking businesses in town


seriously i mean it

go fuck yourself


>open mass effect thread on /aco/ expecting nostalgic feelings of tali porn

>its all 3D shit



sfm seemed like a godsend but it has clogged the pores of all fan porn



like 3dpd or 3d models


im fucking sorry i dont live within walking distance of dozens of fast food joints or dollar stores or grocery stores

my options are vastly limited until AT LEAST may when i can apply for my actual drivers license



>3d game

>surprised at 3D porn



are you actually retarded? just to check


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3D models


brainlet detected


i know you like to shit on others for fun so it doesn't actually fucking matter to you but sometimes shit isn't fucking easy

you can't get a fucking actual steady job if none of the 3 places in town are hiring and you dont have a car or the means to legally drive it to a place where you CAN get a job


some of you are just such tremendously fucking terrible people that I still find myself surprised by it after years of posting here


you're not even terrible people that are fun to talk to like tumut

you're just fucking rotten



>attracted to character but get mad when accurate porn of them is made


baby needs changing



i say this with as much unironic sympathy as i can muster

stop fucking caring about what people here say and/or think jesus fucking christ



so that's a yes then? got it


socks have you considered making 3d porn



You don't deserve any waifu from a videogame with that attitude.



this is all he has


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jokes on you


>open homestuck thread on /aco/ expecting nostalgic feelings of rose porn

>its all 3D shit


please be my friend



Why am I not surprised.



>"boy i sure wish porn was made of this game, specifically using their game models that don't hold up to close ups, with shitty props because they never custom make anything, also it just looks like shit, instead of a drawing of the character that has none of these issues" - something a retard would say


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god you know what i want

i want someone to rip the 3d model for kat and awkwardly make her rub up against the model for syd

THAT'S what I fucking want. I can't believe anyone else could possibly want anything but that, right?


take me down to the democrat city

where the males are nu and the cucks are libby



>not having the entire semen academy mod series for Oblivion


coming soon to off-off broadway: HSG, the musical


Bloodlust is a Sometimes Feel

Through a balanced emotional diet featuring love, fear, hope, and grief,

you display a personality that doesn't stretch belief

There's a lot of Internet out there that just ain't that big a deal

In a cookie monster paraphrase...

bloodlust is a sometimes feel!


sako it is absolutely stunning that you hold yourself above hsg given your words and deeds.



I'm a better person than anyone who feels they absolutely need to repeat the same fucking tired jokes about me for over a god damn year you fucking goblinoid



i feel like i should know this character






it's tewi from touhou


every single fucking day the same fucking faggots do this

every other fucking thread degenerates into me getting shit on

go fuck yourself xlr


what what kind of weird cross-section do you have to exist in where you're enough of a degenerate to want to jack off to shitty characters from a garbage rpg but you don't want to jack off to drawings


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I know almost nothing about touhou and i recognize her.



no its a shitty rabbit

its actually this dude's semi-self insert oc but its basically tewi


he cant handle the bantz



you're a fucking joke.



i can only guess they're underage and jacking off to terrible 3D is the new equivalent to jacking off to shitty newgrounds hentai


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You mean minecraft porn





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im back bitches


haha sako fell and hurt himself!

that's fucking hilarious!

a bathroom that had construction done on it had a covered hole and the cover broke and he fell through it and fucked up his leg, thats fucking COMEDY GOLD LOOK AT THIS HICK HAHA



l o fucking l




Sup duder


























maybe the covered wouldn't have broken if it wasn't weakened from all the spit damage


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Sleep tight, Aniki


who's that other person in hsg who can't handle a joke and starts freaking out


sako hicktard!

stop spamming!



back in ny and i want to die


since we're talking about rabbits I'll take this opportunity to say that I hate the hiro 2d persona


why does sako expect us to have new jokes every time he shits out the same tantrum with shuffled nouns


he's shooting up! (a school lol)


this wouldnt happen if you all didnt overshare



when are you going back to shark again



>sako don't post about how you want to fuck an underage anime girl

>sako don't post about how people don't have their lives together when you don't have a job


>i am being persecuted and will throw a tantrum because that's how i react to people calling me on my bullshit


Oh yeah I forgot that trunks fights a jive talking black boxer in the world tournament junior round


on the other hand oversharing is a hsg tradition



earlz april



Let's hang out

Get the NY gang together



Absolutely not


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sako's dream girl


grant and cletus can't hang out because cletus would try to murder grant for getting rich through dumb luck


just imagine, actually giving a shit about Internet discussions

that's wild



dont be a puss, bro

lets go get food or somethin, all of us.....


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>playing radiant historia on mute

>assume character is a grill

>turn up volume

>is a dude

it keeps happening



show me the peenus weenus



Was sako also the one who admitted to spitting tonsil stones on the floor?


better idea everybody fly down to texas and buy me a dinner



That's pretty easily a dude


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do you not like cute girls?



i just got suprised


I beat Steamworld Dig

now on to Steamworld Heist I guess?


>turn on pc for first time in months

>infinity Gb of steam game updates



it’s bc you’re a subhuman toilet creature


Redpill me on toddlercon





it's unepic for the lose


This weekend went by far too quickly



you and me both, brother


"bnha is naruto with better character writing and less flaws"

i mean

it's a shonen

so uh, yea, that's how shonens work



grant you don't have a job you don't get to despair with the wageys and the scabs



You're barely a fucking person

you have no personality beyond your dumb eris bullshit and the dumb garbage you spout daily about goofballs or whatever the fuck it is you're on about lately

you just do copious amounts of illicit substances to make up for the fact that you're not an interesting person and the only way you can make any relationships is by getting high and pretending you know shit



they take place in vaguely the same universe, but are unrelated stories

heist is like a 2d xcom but you can manually aim shots

steamworld dig 2 came out for the 3ds recently, and it takes place a little bit after dig 1 and you play as the grill


i don't know how scabs are paid


sako do me next


yesterday 7:30 am youreup time i left the house

i got to new york house at uhhh a bit after 1 am youreup time

hate it, boys


is that coming from the kid who does nothing but jerk off all day and try to shove his pedo shit down others throats



imagine a fleshlight that cries

i considered not posting after typing that but frankly if i have to put up with seeing that string of words then so do you


stop posting anytime



the fact that you unironically believe what you're posting is making me far angrier than floor and spit jokes ever possibly could

wah wah i want to fuck a fictional character, this warrants months of pedophilia accusations

wah wah everyone else is a fucking shitheep garbage fire of a person but u have no job :)))

you're the most offensively bland softboy shithead ive ever fucking met in my life



That probably would work for someone


It's like middleschool all over again

you guys just won't shut the fuck up


i never said anyone else didnt' have their life together i just said they were awful fucking people, which they are



yeah the ending to Dig was pretty unsatisfying



also thanks I didn't know 2 was out yet


it depends on if they're solo scabs, or if they're working out of an agency



*pushes you down your bathroom hole*



so like is your toilet accessible or do you just shit outside now


maybe you shouldn't talk about the animals you want to fuck and the horse pussy onahole you bought idk man :/


>wwalks back into hsg wwith tales of deus ex

>sees all that shit

>wwalks the fuck back out


this is the only good post


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>this is the only good post

it's a saltlick post so I extremely doubt that


oh wait

Deep Strange Journey isn't out until May, damnit



I didn't read the post but it's saltlick so it can't be good



we fixed it literally days after it happened


I'm not like a 1920s strikebreaker scab

We poach jobs from union fabricators by offering to do the job just an eensy teensy little bit less and without having to do it by the books



It was decently performed


Only 4 adventure time episodes to go friends

And then it's over, forever



>I'm not like a 1920s strikebreaker scab

>We poach jobs from union fabricators by offering to do the job just an eensy teensy little bit less and without having to do it by the books

that sounds a whole lot worse than a 20s scab, honestly



yeah I'm not starting the season until they're all aired, and I can marathon it

I'm glad Susan got some resolution at least



did you shit outside for those days



*in Flintstones pterodactyl voice*

squawk it's a livin'



no we covered the fucking hole again and then fixed it properly


is it worth binging adventure time in time for the ending



Susan was shit in islands, finn's mom was cute, i hope the humans show up again


there was never a point where i couldn't get in the bathroom why the fuck are you so stupid


did you have to bring a flashlight with you when you went poo poo outside



I feel really bad that Ma Finn had to juice herself to save the rest of the humans



that's pretty bad lad

but it's the result of a broken system so some would argue that morally, you're absolved


*falls through the ground outside to have a nice hole to shit in*


hey every pedo in the board

just make loli tulpas



i mean, if i got mad enough about being called a paedophile because i posted about wanting to stick my dick in a fictional 16 year old that i devolved into a sputtering rage, i'd maybe not do it so often.


it's a lizard girl pussy onahole, please get it right.



Yeah, it's still somewhat fun, at least do it to finish the cycle


At least finn can go visit her anytime he wants now



Wasn't there gonna be a movie?



you're infringing on my free speech you piece of fucking shit


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today i will remind them



Not anymore, i think they're showing all the remaining episodes together



Maybe you just shouldn't call people that aren't pedophiles pedophiles you fucking subhuman


i had a vision a bunch of spiders were coming out of my dick but it was interrupted by a helling



unironically kill yourself

or join a union



did you pee in the same whole you poo'd in



stop fucking kids pedolad


i want adventure time kai or at the very least the list of episodes with the plot and the notable side episodes (like jake the brick and the james baxter episodes)





go fucking hang yourself


dance for me monkey


i played like 7 hours of megaman battle network 1 today

was a bit iffy



bet you'd like that you sick fuck


he only wants you to hang yourself in fiction


pedophile loliposter detergent-spitting floorcrasher hicktard



The union offered me 2 years as an apprentice getting docked wages and getting fucked with by union seniority as low man on the totem pole

My boss gave me 40hrs a week



Adventure Time Abridged



didn't we agree that was a shit excuse back in the 40s


>like 20 hours of adventure time episodes i havent seen

not sure if its worth it



without the unions holding them to account employers would treat you like cattle



this post made sako explode



Are you actually union

Or are you just being "an ally"


i fell like we dont give the lad a hard enough time for also wanting to beat and mutilate the children he preys upon





tumut will die getting shot by a hitman hired by a union



even in fiction that's disgusting



something something hickman



the first one


is there any facet of tumut's life that doesn't paint him as more of an awful person



its all pretty fitting


"We can't figure out how the killer did it, detective. It's almost as if the floor of the victim's house was weakened by an ungodly amount of human saliva, creating a deadly pitfall."




more like deadly spitfall



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Watch adventure time





>deleted adventure time the other day because i figured i would never watch it




this picture doesn't convey how B I G she is


Thoughts on the globglogabgalab?


*bingewatches adventure time purely to enjoy that one mike inel fangame slightly more*


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Maybe this one will do the trick



there ya go


adventure time sucks


i think virtual youtubers are the cutoff point for me

the point where i am officially too old to understand anything about fads


i like Big women, but not giant women

i feel alone in this general



an image can be said to represent an object

words can be said to express information

the objects and information in fiction must be ordered by a certain amount of logic, and/or reflection of the real world, to be interpretable

we use the same conceptual structures to interpret reality as we do fiction

*leaves stage*


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anybody else get agonizing chest pains when they're tired



you can be said to shut up



yes lets all take reality advice from the giga-incel


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i used to get like, stabbing pains in the center of my chest

right under the sternum, like someone stabbed me with a fucking knife

i told my doctor about it and he said it was just gas, but man it hurt so bad i couldn't move



shut the fuck up saltlick


I am a simple man and an all around swell guy and you all are better off for knowing me


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the hottest girl in HSG 😒


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man i leave to go cook and you're still doing this

do you have anything better to do


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thats a loli....


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its a glorified roomba



oh yeah of course you'd make her "suck"



taking cbd oil while I'm sleep deprived was a terrible idea, I've been possessed by some kind of trickster spirit and there's no telling when it'll let me sleep





I have to agree with Grant here

Roll was not build with the same capacity as Rock, and certainly NOT with the same upgradability.


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roll is cute


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this dumb fucking picture made me laugh


>sudden urge to shave off body hair

>google it

>first half page of results is depression forums



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the real plot of megaman is that dr. light introduced roll as a roomba you can fuck and dr.wily realized this dangerous psychopath must be stopped at all costs



Gashi Gashi is great

Just notices finns boner lol


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Grant have you heard this its litty


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this is your leg on fighting games

spoiler it's gross



so what's the story on this leggy



Oh shit who is that


i made kielbasa cabbage and potatoes right

but i put dashi powder in the water

its heavenly



how the heck did that happen



Sounds like an odd choice, but mite b good


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if it existed


>Here's an update: Went to the dermatologist of UCLA today. They didn't even seem worried. Said it was Vasculitis or PLEVA. They cut into my leg and my arm for 2 different biopsies. Stitched it up, and sent me on my way. Then they prescribed me a month's worth of doxycycline which I can't afford so I'm probably going to die. Then they brought in 3-4 UCLA medical students to look at my stuff and explained why it's probably PLEVA / Vasculitis and stuff.

how the fuck can he not afford doxycycline??

it's a generic, been around since forever, i got a big ass bottle of it for $5

maybe i should send it to him

or maybe not >:)




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what final fantasy game should i play that isn't 7




a game i can emulate


im not buying or putting in the effort to pirate 13


Lol you thought I was serious






6 is great and you can play it on almost everything



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i dont remember 13 being nearly as awful as everyone says it is but i also got it back in 2009 and never finished it because iw as bad at video games


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I tried it and the controls are pretty bad but I'm probably going to finish the game


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my mom is spouting very problematic opinions right now

what do



Say "Yikes!"



accept that you're the problematic one since you're a man and she's a woman


what opinions



sako mad


sako, when the floors fell


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noted, will say in the future



good post


Monday, the beast at Tanagra

Tianzi's children, our faces wet


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is Radiant Historia Perfect Chronology good?


what's this about a floor?

I'm too busy with normie shit to keep up with all the craziness in these threads



i think sako fell through his floor once



wow, he's that fat?


hes a big boy



4 or 6



from what i've played it's good albeit kind of weird

it's a jrpg where the enemies are on a grid and you can use special moves to position enemies in a way that you hit multiple at the same time. The story has you flipping between timelines in order to save the world and it's neat.



this is bad



well it's only 800MB so I'm gonna try it


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>Down to 20 tabs

i'm growing stronger



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>Ready Player One is nothing more than the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, but made for a post-Flash world.




It's made by a competent person though, and only like 3 minutes long instead of several books.


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wow new smash is looking GOOD


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goo night hsg



sleep tight





please be my friend



pwease be my fwiend





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which one is steve



is she crushing the earth with her asshole




epic (literally)



epic (figuratuvely)


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whatever happened to that game that was gonna have vivian in it



hsg is really good at crossdressing


it feels so ridiculous that the overwatch heroes dont have as much character as others like the tf2 mercs considering they are very specific people


full disclosure i jacked off to a vivian james TF story


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i used to give blizzard some leeway because i found tf2 2 years after its launch, and you can't expect a launch game to have like ~7 years of good content off the bat

as we quickly approach the 2nd anniversary though, it doesn't look like they're going to do much with anything


its also really strange because theyre definitely trying to push a narrative and have a whole story with a plot. which isnt necessarily bad, but it just seems like the story stuff doesnt translate over that well in-game like it does in tf2

it also doesnt help that they have so many different stories and plot lines going on at once with the entire roster, which makes the comics/animations just feel sporadic


hsg TF fetishfic



they have 6 separate writers for the game's narrative

these writers are not allowed to talk to each other about the narrative


lets play minecraft


who actually cares about the "story" in a muliplayer class based shooter

the characters exist to provide spice to their respective game mechanics and to generate sfm porn



the Meet The videos were some of the biggest things back during early tf2 videos, it really sold people on the game

the subsequent comics and videos being amazing didn't hurt either

with overwatch we've had like, 1 good cinematic? 2? i can't really remember them off the top of my head

the comics are generally pretty bad too, as most of them have been "wacky holiday hijinx" and showing off that tracer is gay


tf2 never cared about a "narrative" but it's actually had more narrative then overwatch has



the "meet the" videos weren't really narrative stories more like funny character portraits but I forgot about the tf2 comic

Blizz just sucks lol


tf3 when



meet the spy was so fucking good


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better waifus in tf2 than ow as well lol



lol they haven't even made a proper source 2 game yet

they're making their shitty card game



i think the tf2 comics are great and incredibly entertaining, and i dont even care about tf2 anymore

there are actually multiple mechanics in ow that exist solely because of gameplay, they stated that there are some that just wont ever be explained because they dont fit into the narrative like reaper's lifesteal thing. which makes it sound like the story was an afterthought

you could be right in that it doesnt mattter at all, i just thought it was strange and worth pointing out because they seem to put a lot of emphasis on the story and do things to somewhat hype it up.


tbh im not familiar with blizzard at all but it might just be like a weird corporate thing where theyre being told to implement a story because other games do it


meet the medic wasnt that good


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is Ms. Pauling a virgin?


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sell it to some memer for an epic amount of cash


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there's one copy on amazon for 24 bucks

should i



this is the opposite of what i asked you to do.

if its already for sale and you're not the one selling the likelihood of you finding someone who would pay more is negligible.




but if it's the ONLY copy, he could charge what he wants for it



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this is the best anal vore content i’ve ever seen




hes not the one posting trumps twitter


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does this actually happen in the simpsons?


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oh no

oh no

oh noooooooooooo


I woke up, got in the shower, puked under the hot water, and then kinda let myself fall out of the tub and onto the ground where I laid there for a few moments until my head stopped spinning and the last gouts of vomit ceased

I think I'm going back to bed lads

Aw fuck my shower's trashed



sick or is it because of drugs



I was on high blood pressure meds but now that I've lost 25lbs since being on them I think my dose is too strong and I'm super low in the mornings

I'm gonna call my doc about it once I'm done cleaning my god damn trashed shower



try not doing drugs


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I hope your wife leaves you for a jolly Swiss chocolatier named Luka


>tumblr post about liking mass effect andromeda


>check notes

>people adding that fallout 3 and 4 were also good



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>getting ID'd for soda

I don't even drink sugarbubblewater but goddamn UK


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i couldn't fit her talking about taking money from public schools for "school choice" and the interviewer brining up michigan as an example of that really not working into a screenshot

or her rescinding rules on making sure you're punishing every student the same



you make it sound like there was a law passed


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No I more thought it was silly that it was a singular chain doing this

If a kid wants a Coke he's just going to go somewhere else or like a vending machine


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>rational part of my brain: you know you can unfollow that girl you had a crush on in college

>irrational part of my brain: IT. WOULD. BE. RUDE!!!!!!



i missed that the xbro was tripping over his giant golden dong at first


pup is gassy :(





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make it stop


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I still like that video of all the people groaning when Valve released the first teaser for the Dota card game


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a dude from some gay scandinavian melodeath band?




Tastlets all and one



its a man cletus.



She's not






Yeah I'd fuck this dude/girl

I like androgynous looks anyway


its either a man or an ugly woman and neither are attractive


What's androgynous about her

Amazons are a thing


small brain: she's a man

big brain: she's a girl

galaxy brain: she's a loli



yeah, and they're awful


So Videl just mentioned how hard it is to fly and keep your eyes open from the speed/wind/pressure

Damn I don't think I ever thought about that before

Goku and friends just zoom around with steely eyed determination staring dead ahead


women that look like men aren't attractive cletus im sorry


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idk if y'all remember me posting about going to a job interview a couple of weeks ago but the lady just got back to me

i got the job



Congrats, welcome to the wagie life



who is this

if it's not socks congratulations

if it is, also congratulations



nope, not socks

also ty


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>Sako getting a job

I think he'd die


muscular girls are A+ but if you're gonna tightline around your whole fucking eye, put away the smudger and just pick up a domino mask, god Damn



thats great man


just realized that with my grandpa disowning me there's literally no way im getting that job at the library since they were my only way of getting there lol



what did you do



>my grandpa disowning me

what did you do





i told him not to tell me i wasn't even attempting to get a job because I've applied to like 3 places in town and the library in another and he got pissed off and told me to get out and never come back



do you live in a small town



its fucking tiny


like when i say small town i dont mean "oh yeah its only like a couple thousand people"

its more like a couple hundred





yeah that sucks then

youd probably have to travel somewhere a few hours away and like

pick fruit or something



do u have a grandma

talk to her shell help


I finally have a cholecystectomy consult but it's weeks out and my bile tract is full of gallstones now


>Customers buying drinks containing more than 150mg of caffeine per litre in branches of Asda, Aldi, the Co-op, Lidl, Morrisons, Tesco, Sainsbury’s and Waitrose will be asked to prove they are over 16.

I fucking hate this country

The worst part is that people still think Europe is the reason why we live like this, oblivious to the fact that the English hate themselves and must regulate every possible aspect of society

Even if Scotland were free this cultural stain would take years to wash out



oh damn I thought it was only Waitrose

I didn't know about all those other places from my second hand across the pond knowledge


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i want to sniff shiburin's panties



god she's fucking awful

goddamn crooks, she and her brother


i think i understand now

consolewars wojaks are porn

theyve made it so they can fap to the idea of consolewars those madmen



how about you talk to him about it

if he really cares about you having a job he'll help you, right?


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i saw it in tesco the other day but I had to look up the whole list



yeah I wasn't gonna mention but uhhh I've seen that cockpred porn


just move to a bigger city, brah


Get back to me when they make the console wojacks girls


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look at her go


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>theyve made it so they can fap to the idea of consolewars those madmen


just imagine fem!goldSony wojack with big tits and an cray reveals fem!Nintendo and fem!pc wojacks trapped in them



the cocky overconfident topdominating the bottom in something "masculine" (vidya)

a thin concept of a plot disguising two muscular dudes' excuse for humping each other

the anal vore (kind of awildcard, guess that's just the artist's main fetish)

clearly the creators know their gay porn


okay between this realization and the recent discovery of an entire genre of memes revolving around gay porn and gay porn stars i gotta ask

does the internet realize how gay it is



wait, is there console wars anal vore? the nintentoddler and [whatever the slur is for steam gamers] are in his nutsack, that's gotta be cockvore



oh yeah but the classic is the gold one dabbing while anal voring the competition

someone post that

i guess theyre branching out


i really fucking hate wonk


The best wojacks are the biz ones


where's the sub top #representation in consolewars porn


*smug sony bussin it open on nintendo and xbox's dicks simultaneously while they cry in impotent eage*





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i love my gf


now that im back in new york theres like

nothin for me to do



Go to Tavern on The Green


I keep almost forgetting not to eat dairy before my voice lessons, then being unreasonably disappointed about it




It's nice and you can spend some of the money you don't deserve


>urge to grab a can of yoohoo

>remember i have to cut out sugars that aren't from fruits

its painful


Come to Tavern on the Green this Saturday so you can watch me break up with cousin, hissing my rationale manically and neurotically, while old Jews stare at us and children poke nervously at their chicken fingers


what if cousin decided to tell everyone he'd been raping her for years to get back at him

thatd be epic



that would be epic to see


its fine if i only have one and then no sugar for the rest of the day right...



Can it fatty

Lol (can)



okay but like its fine if i just make that my 1 (one) sugary beverage right


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>seen a couple "Hey, is america ready for another kennedy president?" and "hey check out joe kennedy!" articles lately

>then see shit like this

who knows if political legacies are good or not but regardless, not this kennedy

he supports criminalization so police can search you easier, and he doesn't even support medical!

what a fucking rube


>get 2 work from home 2day because i left my laptop at home

the ultimate lifehack


Me want Metroid Prime 4 Nowwy


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just count your calories


[calls this tavern place on Saturday]

bartender: incestuous flat-earther? could someone check the men's room for an incestuous flat-earther?



>Yoo-Hoo Chocolate Milk



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I'm not a flat earther

It's not "some Tavern place" it's famous decent American fare in Central Park...



2020's going to be a rehash of 2016. the democratic establishment will run some neoliberal "known quantity" (kennedy, zuck, etc), barely limp through the primary against bernie and get blown the fuck out trying to recreate the obama coalition



did you know?: just because it's in New York City doesn't mean it matters



Christ you really think Bernie will run again



hey can you not put your negative nancy bad juju on that election please

let's utterly fail another midterm before we start thinking about the final, yeah



It's not just any restaurant it's like Delmonicos or Eatily it's pretty well known


i think vegas is getting an eatily



Delomonicos might ring a bell

did you know?: most of the world lies outside of New York City limits


oh and we definitely have a delmonicos


i love living in an imitation town



The only good parts of America are from Maine to NYC and from Seattle to Sacramento

The rest can burn


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post more fairies and minigirls


I keep 8issing!!!!!!!!





did you know?: despite the fact that you hold this opinion, and you are from New York, the opinion does not have the power to set anywhere else in flame. I know this can be hard to accept


come to the Rust Belt

we got




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come to tobacco country

we got gentrification



I forgot to add that D.C. and its surrounding environs is tolerable







this is a fucking lie and you know it


minnesota's worth saving from cletus' pyromaniacal desire to burn the US

cant honestly say the same for nevada, except for the basque sheep herders

they can stay,they're cool



what are your standards here


I'll stan for HTX, I'm not stanning for DC


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'm in a "shitty asian MMO" mood


torrenting likes to kill my ethernet adapter for some reason


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*shapeshifts into sako*





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I just cut up a bunch of soda boxes and taped them to my bedroom window to keep out the light


its weird and annoying

i gotta figure out how to stop it




Maybe because all I did was visit some family in a nice arlington suburb go to good restaurants and check out the smithsonian museums

I like the lack of very tall buildings its nice to walk around

Theres more homeless than you would expect though



is it the speed or the number of connections?



best post in this thread



its probably connections

this was ages ago on a different modem but i remember tf2s server browser would kill my internet connection for a while


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This isn't about the geography or weather or cuisine but the cultural fare and the quality of life as well as stuff to do and racial makeup


does anyone remember that Flash platformer with permadeath, like if you died once it did its best to keep you from ever playing it again

I'm 🅱ad at 🅱ideo 🅱ame 🅱ut that seemed kinda cheap to me


nyc is good and cool



when i boot into windows it tries to open a file of unknown type

selecting notepad makes it say "c/volume.txt aint real"

fuckin computers man i leave for 3 months and these problems i had before are suddenly a lot less understandable



Texan cities are awful unless you like horrible traffic and walkability because of no zoning laws, seedy wasted downtowns that are vacated by 7pm except for the normie clubs and cuisine dominated more by P.F. Chang's than anything good or authentic (except of course BBQ and Texas food which is good)




based on the rush of adrenaline that URL gave me I'm gonna assume yes


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this game?

i remember playing this on newgrounds in like middle school


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>cutting off all of NY except for the (((nice))) parts downstate



yeah thats the one



Northern Pennsyltucky is not NY



>most of new york is not new york

cletus you should actually die, no joke



>rural rust belt part of one state isn't more similar to rural rust belt part of other state than urban part of same state




he may be right

i say, knowing nothing about new york



>this state isn't actually this state because of my shitty island

fucking neck yourself



I didn't remember the graphics and sound effects being... so much like that, but yes



>unregistered hypercam

come on

you can get fraps for free


especially if he's dividing based on """cultural fare""" (and qol)



Is this Sako

Shut up hicktard



uhh guhh u sako hicktard

shut the fuck up cletus

new york city is a fucking shithole and you have no god damn business acting like it's the Real~ New York when you're just part of a shitty fucking hell island that ruins the rest of the state for everyone else


fucking scum bag dick head cousin fucking piece of shit


ayyyyyyyyyyy lmao I got Quiet back to use as a buddy


unrevistered hypercam


I fucking hate people from NYC for this exact reason



>you have no god damn business acting like it's the Real~ New York when you're just part of a shitty fucking hell island that ruins the rest of the state for everyone else

So you're admitting there's a distinction between upstate ny and downstate ny


I don't even live in manhattan lol or nyc even


speaking of broadway, and also being implausibly mad about literally everything,


please click



Don't quit your day job kid



yeah downstate new york is a fucking shithole filled with shitheads like you

go to hell




getting some mixed messages here, but overall I think it's safe to say you... think I want your opinion?


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i finally have enough space for ff14 again


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My opinion soured because it was a "tolerate once" kind of thing



thats not even the right part of indiana you fucking dipshit.



you lost me at "My opinion"



>pffft haha I live near this corn kernel in the doo doo retard


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watch me destroy quiet


Oh, he sure "owned" me!


I'm gonna drive down to Jew York and give this nappy haired fella a noogie



cletus is mad


literally no one in new york state wants nyc and the rest of the state together i don't understand why tumut and clete are fighting



(this is just NY banter, Upstate v Downstate is an affectionate rivalry for the ages)



Me and tumut aren't fighting. Sako is mad that I classified the New York City area and Upstate NY as different. Tumut understands this difference but resents it. Sako had an autistic hicktantrum

Because sakos is retarded



extremely epic

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