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 No.1146871

 No.1146874

File: 558bbad2d449442⋯.png (62.91 KB, 500x263, 500:263, 1361154642550.png)


 No.1146875

rex tillerson is out


 No.1146876

File: 7b1cb13f9bc7ab2⋯.jpg (191.46 KB, 1000x1436, 250:359, kazami yuuka (touhou) draw….jpg)

every day you should strive to do at least one productive thing no matter how minor

to remember while you fall asleep and think "I'm proud of myself for doing that"

what are you going to do today?


 No.1146877

>>1146876

*clears throat*

*taps mic*

*feedback*

nut


 No.1146878

>>1146876

Eat a food


 No.1146879

I'm poopin


 No.1146880

>>1146855

this except they're all magical girls (male)

if their gem gets too cloudy it nuts inside of them and they turn into a witch


 No.1146881

>>1146876

i had that as my resolution last year

it lasted up until about like may or something, and then a few weeks passed before i remembered it


 No.1146882

the closest cinemark to me is going to be showing ponyo this month, and the cat returns in april


 No.1146883

File: e6e461fafd56626⋯.jpg (856.53 KB, 2182x2991, 2182:2991, 67706611_p0.jpg)


 No.1146884

File: d33a85443a82a6f⋯.png (655.57 KB, 682x706, 341:353, unknown.png)

hey hows my new FFXIV char that im going to change to from a catgirl when my healer dom resubs me


 No.1146885

File: 22ead22629751cc⋯.png (956.98 KB, 664x960, 83:120, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1146886

>>1146884

> when my healer dom resubs me


 No.1146887

>>1146886

is joke

do you not joke about being gay with your friends?


 No.1146888


 No.1146889

>>1146887

well i'm gay, so


 No.1146890

File: 2f791e92876270c⋯.png (1.63 MB, 960x945, 64:63, ClipboardImage.png)

christ i thought it was a joke that they were obsessed with db


 No.1146891


 No.1146892

File: 4ccb4a76fa6ba64⋯.png (786.31 KB, 1024x655, 1024:655, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1146893

File: c4492e2224a6fe1⋯.png (115.74 KB, 474x255, 158:85, tumblr_inline_p5j9x3aCoF1s….png)

File: 39fbfae07f2aa93⋯.png (138.82 KB, 447x346, 447:346, tumblr_inline_p5j9x3qcUs1s….png)


 No.1146894

>>1146875

what a thing to wake up to

so what does this mean


 No.1146895

i hope i get at least one of these jobs i applied for so i can start saving up for an AR15 and loads of magazines


 No.1146896

post your 5mash roster wishlist hsg

>sans

>shin megami tensei representative

>snake (please)

>fawful


 No.1146897

>>1146895

cuz thats the most important thing you could save money for


 No.1146898

>>1146897

i mean

yeah?


 No.1146899

>>1146896

Ridley

Snake

King K Rool

Wolf

Hades

Waluigi


 No.1146900


 No.1146901

Smash needs more villains


 No.1146902

>>1146900

Yeah I want Wolf back

Fuck you


 No.1146903

>>1146902

clones are cancerous


 No.1146904

File: 61e6f70e48985af⋯.png (21.43 KB, 100x100, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1146905

Wolf is less of a clone than Falco......


 No.1146906

as much as i wanna shit on clones, dr. mario is my fucking nigga


 No.1146907

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1146908

File: 1b61f09c2d0367e⋯.jpg (74.7 KB, 1000x630, 100:63, 556-midlength-rifles_1.jpg)

i want one of these but they're like $1000 and then I also have to buy sights or an optic


 No.1146909

>>1146896

>sans

is this wesley

every time i see someone here say this my wesley sense tingles


 No.1146910

File: ac1bcdc98a945af⋯.jpg (74.01 KB, 1000x630, 100:63, aprh100703-flip-up-sights-….jpg)

140 god damn dollary doos


 No.1146911

File: d24bbad5fea38ab⋯.jpg (42.22 KB, 1000x630, 100:63, apcr100019-ac-15m-mid-leng….jpg)

these are like $500 to $700 but muh free floating handguard....


 No.1146912

>>1146909

yes it is


 No.1146913

Joey confirmed for smash!


 No.1146914

i dont have basically any motivation to study japanese today

i hate this


 No.1146915

i hate not having motivation

not studying


 No.1146916

just get a nugget


 No.1146917

>troi beats data at chess

ok never mind tng is shit


 No.1146918

>>1146916

not worth it anymore

They're awful too shoot and too expensive now

the only reason to get one was "ammo is really cheap and the rifle is like $100"


 No.1146919

kickstarter idea: homestuck themed restuarant


 No.1146920

Gimme the grub burger with grub sauce and troll lettuce with a sopor slime shake, oh gog


 No.1146921

pay extra to have a qt waiter spit in your food bucket


 No.1146922

you order and wait all night and just when you're about to give up and leave the waiter returns, weakly farts at you, and then presents you with a second menu with HIVESWAP printed at the top


 No.1146923

>patreon doesnt allow incest anymore

oh man i wonder how many people are losing their minds rn


 No.1146924

>>1146923

it's kinda crazy how there were all these truly terrible porn games that were still making thousands of dollars a month just because they were about incest. kinda reminds me of furries, where the profitability of the porn is just mind boggling.

seeing the developers adapt is pretty interesting. some are just removing all references to incest, so the player just like happens to live in the same house with these women.


 No.1146925

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

oh fuck yeah bud


 No.1146926

Jeff Goldblum will reprise his role as Dr. Ian Malcolm as he guides players through Jurassic World Evolution! We can’t wait for him to join you on your adventure this Summer!

Create your own Jurassic World in Jurassic World Evolution. Coming to PC, PlayStation 4, and Xbox One in Summer 2018. Build your own Jurassic World, bioengineer new dinosaur breeds, and construct attractions, containment, and research facilities. Every choice leads to a different path and spectacular challenges arise when ‘life finds a way.’


 No.1146927

i hope the game doesnt suck ass


 No.1146928

>>1146925

even if it's just like

a 3d zoo tycoon: dinosaur digs, with no innovation whatsoever

i'll buy the shit out of it


 No.1146929

legion season 2 is under a month away

lets hope it doesnt go to shit after s1 like so many other capeshit shows did


 No.1146931

>>1146892

not pictured: being a dumbass and taking adderal/antidepressants before step 3


 No.1146932

>tumut isn't into buttstuff

this genuinely surprised me and I'm not sure why


 No.1146933

epic spaghètt tonight


 No.1146934

Seeing ol Goldy again reminds me that Independence Day Resurgence was a thin and now I'm displeased and have a greasy unpleasant feeling in my stomach


 No.1146935

I wish I watched Hey Arnold more as a kid


 No.1146936

>>1146931

but i thought slamming an entire bottle of antidepressants down your throat at the first sign of depression was the only possible way to escape suicide


 No.1146937

>>1146935

same

also Spongebob, but less because the show appealed to me and more because it's very hard to talk to other people my age if you haven't seen much Spongebob


 No.1146938

>>1146914

Cram hard until studying is just reading and listening to normal shit.


 No.1146939

File: 906c023b7a701f8⋯.png (52.03 KB, 440x345, 88:69, 1520955389970.png)


 No.1146940

>>1146939

this is just a fetishized hug machine


 No.1146941

Big

Heavy

Cool

Dry

Muscular

Tail


 No.1146942

what is the point if it is not warm and comforting fuck that


 No.1146943

>>1146942

It's comforting

You've never slept in a big puffy slightly cool comforter quilt


 No.1146944

are there ferret lamias for people like >>1146942 who are too cowardly for scalies


 No.1146945

waitwaitwait

lamias, and their ancestral nemeses mongoosetaurs


 No.1146946

File: 3588a0c31929829⋯.jpg (75.75 KB, 735x520, 147:104, ferret taur.jpg)


 No.1146947

>>1146936

you can use to focus on school


 No.1146948

waifuanon-style big dick humiliation, but for dudes too tall for a lamia's tail to constrict all the way around


 No.1146949

if we actually get a minecraft server going is it okay to allow people who are not from hsg


 No.1146950

>>1146944

it's not cowardice i just want it to be warm.


 No.1146951

File: 8051c180733da3c⋯.jpg (86.38 KB, 564x752, 3:4, IMG_1305.JPG)

would you date a mech


 No.1146952


 No.1146953

File: ab0984f1eb5762b⋯.png (1.29 MB, 900x1200, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1146951

I'd date a mec


 No.1146954

>>1146953

OH, BIG!


 No.1146955

>>1146951

would anyone not


 No.1146956

>>1146953

her boobs look really uncomfortable in that setup

>>1146955

fair point!


 No.1146957

>>1146949

do what you want but, like, crossies are the worst part of /homosuck/, minecraft crossies could not possibly be an improvement

>>1146950

lmao sure

it was joke

>>1146951

robots are fine but once they're outside of human-range height I feel weird about it


 No.1146958

File: 5d1495280ec3216⋯.png (532.38 KB, 1431x900, 159:100, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1146959

>>1146957

> once they're outside of human-range height I feel weird about it

oh yeah, fair

but uhhhh speaking of cowardice...

>>1146958

is that part of the fetish for you


 No.1146960

would you date a zoid


 No.1146961

>>1146959

not him but yes


 No.1146962

>>1146959

>but uhhhh speaking of cowardice...

that's completely _ _ fair


 No.1146963

>>1146959

No I don't like cowtits honestly but I do like BIG robot arms


 No.1146964

Especially b/c she seems nervous and skittish even though she could rip a car in half


 No.1146965

>>1146961

bad

>>1146963

gotta agree with big robo arms

even if i prefer them on a robo


 No.1146966


 No.1146967

im not saying that dating a mech would be the same as dating a car

but it seems similar now that i think about it

and i don't know what to do with that informations


 No.1146968

File: 8fa977ef0eefe22⋯.jpg (81.37 KB, 514x404, 257:202, IMG_1299.JPG)

hey look at this


 No.1146969

>>1146965

why bad


 No.1146970

>>1146969

nice get

also if im right in assuming that you meant "her tits getting crushed is part of the fetish" that's just weird imeo


 No.1146971

>>1146968

UHHH THEY MARRIED NOW DURRR


 No.1146972

>>1146971

yeah they sure did

whats with the reaction


 No.1146973

Remember that weird little lemur karkat thing

I hated that thing


 No.1146974

>>1146972

The gays have ruined close male friendships forever


 No.1146975

>>1146974

if i recollect correctly of my own life experiences close male friendships usually got ruined by the men in the friendship, not much to do with the gays


 No.1146976

>>1146890

didn't mexicans make that evolution movie


 No.1146977

sometimes

close male friendships become love

just like any other friendship could become


 No.1146978

>>1146968

this is exactly how I flirt

>>1146974

straights ruined close male friendships by writing gay romances as close male friendships

the foundational Victorian texts of buddy fiction are littered with references to contemporary gay culture. the genre was ruined by straights hustling in with shitty straight successors and rewriting gay characters as straight


 No.1146979

Sherlock Holmes and John (james? Arthur Conan Doyle didn't care enough to be consistent) Watson are gay dating

A. J. Raffles and Bunny Manders are gay dating, this one's really obvious in the originals but people really have made straightened adaptations


 No.1146980

i think what's been considered "okay" in close male friendships has been becoming more limited for a long time, especially in america

in some places in the world male friends kiss and hold hands

i don't think it's the fault of the gays that men in america cant do that, yeah?


 No.1146981

anyway! dave strider and karkat vantas are best friends and bros for life and that's why they got together


 No.1146982

It's nothing gays directly did, it's just before nobody ever even considered homosexuality to be on the table in most cases

Now there's always a subtext of it since its normalized


 No.1146983

thread becomes 10x more bearable when you filter salt


 No.1146984

>>1146981

Bros don't fuck rule number zero


 No.1146985

>>1146980

>i don't think it's the fault of the gays

no, it's the same "cultural mores" that say men can't show emotion, or hit women who hit them first, etc


 No.1146986

>>1146982

>before nobody ever even considered homosexuality to be on the table in most cases

ahistorical bullshit you charlatan

ooh in the past times No One Knew You Could Be Gay BULLSHIT my guy, gays have filtered in and out of straight consciousness countless times over the generations and whether or not people acknowledged the possibility of Gay has always been culturally/geographically specific

Imperial Roman dudes were getting legally hitched to one another


 No.1146987

davekat is canon just for the sake of having more gay endgame pairings and people like wonk who eat it up are part of the problem


 No.1146988

destroy all physically close male friends tbh


 No.1146989

homestuck facts:

they all gay as hell


 No.1146990

File: e07d4a301831887⋯.png (35.53 KB, 650x531, 650:531, 20180313_131728.png)


 No.1146991

>>1146986

>Imperial Roman dudes were getting legally hitched to one another

Shut the fuck up I'm obviously talking about American culture before the gay rights movement picked up steam two thirds into the 20th century

>gays have filtered in and out of straight consciousness countless times over the generations and whether or not people acknowledged the possibility of Gay has always been culturally/geographically specific

Yeah I'm not even disagreeing with this

Context maddy


 No.1146992

File: 2a64aafb6137512⋯.png (559.32 KB, 1102x1056, 551:528, 56275733_p0.png)

>you and your friends are comfortable enough with each other and your sexuality to act overtly homosexual towards each other without it being weird


 No.1146993

>>1146991

*reads this post*

*realizes its quoting saltick*

*eyes begin to melt*


 No.1146994

>>1146992

No that's shit normie retard frat bros do to make the "homoerotic" subtext of a close male friendship not gay via ironic hyperole

"no homo bro"

it's already a capitulation


 No.1146995

>>1146992

although there's always the lurking thought of "i'd be down if you were serious", right


 No.1146996

Aristophanes, Ancient Athenian comic playwright and the only heterosexual at the Symposium: the reason humans fall in love is because we used to be two people joined at the back until the gods split us in half, and male homosexuality is the most perfect form of love because there's no icky ladies involved

much, much later Europeans constructing the Western~Canon: ... okay so, we're just gonna ignore this bit,


 No.1146997

small brain: ironic acting gay

medium brain: ironic telling guys to hook you up with their sisters and asking if they want to be ur brother in law


 No.1146998

>>1146994

>saying "no homo"

no, see, that means you're not comfortable with your sexuality


 No.1146999

>>1146994

>no homo bro

you act as if we say this


 No.1147000

>>1146997

>medium brain: ironic telling guys to hook you up with their sisters and asking if they want to be ur brother in law

this is the plot of an entire genre of gay pornography


 No.1147001

>>1146997

large brain: ironic cutting out the middleman and fucking your own sister


 No.1147002

>>1146996

Christianity ruins shit example #3456

You think this is news to me

>>1146998

I agree I don't say it ever


 No.1147003

>>1146997

large brain: hooking up with your sister


 No.1147004

>>1146991

people knew they could be gay in america before the gay rights movement

it's still ahistorical bullshit


 No.1147005

>>1146999

I never said you did?


 No.1147006

Take of unknown temperature and freshness:Doing gay sex and being gay are two historically distinct concepts


 No.1147007

>>1146997

galaxy brain: attempt to set up a threesome with them and their sister


 No.1147008

homosexuals being purged from the American military in WWII and following

vs.

police in 19th-c. European city centers, with sodomy laws on the books, focusing their policing efforts as regards the gays on making sure gays weren't vulnerable to blackmailers

HISTORY'S WEIRD AND COOL


 No.1147009

universe brain: lets move on to some other topic


 No.1147010

>>1147004

Obviously people knew gays were a thing and often slandered political opponents by insinuating they were gay

But if you have a friend who spends a lot of time down on the pig sty of the farm do you assume hes a zoophile or just likes pigs

Maybe in 30 years you might react differently to the same thing


 No.1147011


 No.1147012

>>1147010

what the fuck kind of comparison are you making here

what the fuck is this

try again


 No.1147013

File: ff0ce00a5e61338⋯.jpg (185.14 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, ragydoodles rose turns the….jpg)

other topic: Rosenaya is canon


 No.1147014

>>1147006

low freshness, medium heat

the medicalization/labeling of homosexuality is certainly a Big Moment in modernity, but gay social spaces in cities and elaborate codes for hinting at other suspected gays ('I think Greek culture is simply fascinating... don't you agree?') are attested centuries prior


 No.1147015

>>1147012

>But if you have a friend who spends a lot of time down on the pigsty of the farm do you assume hes a zoophile, or just likes pigs?

Simple and self explanatory

>Maybe in 30 years you might react differently to the same thing

I'm implying that zoophilia will probably be more normalized than it is now and you might not view it as so uncommon

That's my point


 No.1147016

File: 81cc8f7f1178418⋯.png (311.73 KB, 500x339, 500:339, ClipboardImage.png)

>comparing gay sex to zoophilia


 No.1147017

>>1146992

they feel safe because they know you like little girls


 No.1147018

Same thing with children and strangers

Before you would leave your kids playing around alone in the neighborhood

Now that there's awareness of pedos you keep your kids on silly leashes even though they're not all that more likely to be diddled

>>1147016

I'm not saying they're the same thing I'm saying one is taboo now like the other used to be taboo


 No.1147019

File: 35df1a5ab56e613⋯.png (105.29 KB, 556x464, 139:116, ClipboardImage.png)

would u


 No.1147020

>>1147016

they were both considered very taboo at one point


 No.1147021

>>1147019

That depends on a shit ton of factors


 No.1147022

>>1147019

We don't have the technology for this at all this is more silicon valley numale shit like when they reinvented the bus


 No.1147023

>>1147019

maybe on my death bed


 No.1147024

>>1147018

>I'm not saying they're the same thing I'm saying one is taboo now like the other used to be taboo

the implication here is that you can compare them because they were taboo for similar reasons and therefore have the same possibility of becoming not taboo

you're comparing homosexuality and zoophilia


 No.1147025

>uploading spongelord into an ai spam bot on hsg

AHHHH!!!!


 No.1147026

and that's cool, if you're a zoophile and you're just trying to earnestly relate

but you're not a zoophile, right cletus


 No.1147027

>>1147025

would we notice the difference


 No.1147028

>>1147024

um except the reason why they're taboo is "um church bad" right


 No.1147029

>>1147024

>and therefore have the same possibility of becoming not taboo

Oh I'm certain zoophilia will be less taboo in a few decades than it is now, even if it probably won't be completely accepted


 No.1147030

I heard that one out of fifteen to twenty people is a zoophile

I'm not the zoophile


 No.1147031

>>1147029

>Oh I'm certain zoophilia will be less taboo in a few decades than it is now

what makes you say this


 No.1147032

I'm the pedophile so I can't be the zoophile


 No.1147033

>>1147030

>I heard that one out of fifteen to twenty people is a zoophile

>>1147031

Not even through specific zoophile activism or whatever it'll just be a byproduct of more acceptance for abnormal sexual expression


 No.1147034

File: fd29d6e0861d5af⋯.jpg (47.37 KB, 168x152, 21:19, 1363516673328.jpg)

>>1147030

>I heard that one out of fifteen to twenty people is a zoophile


 No.1147035

oh, so it's wishful thinking then


 No.1147036

i mean

we do know one person here who purchased somethingfrom bad dragon......


 No.1147037

Saltlick, unsourced: There are 16323700 zoophiles in America


 No.1147038

>>1147035

people probably said the same thing about homos


 No.1147039

>>1147038

Lol whenever people tell me they're 10% of the population


 No.1147040

The slippery slope is real but honestly its not a bad thing


 No.1147041

>cletus didnt understand the joke


 No.1147042

there are more zoophiles in America than stars in the sky


 No.1147043

>>1147041

even I got it


 No.1147044

even rev got it!


 No.1147045

>>1147033

>>1147034

>>1147037

of all times for me not to be able to find the anime screencap comic with "I heard one out of three people is a fag" / "well, I'm not a fag" / "neither am I" / [fourth wall break]

'fifteen to twenty' is somebody's estimate of current HSG's population


 No.1147046

what's the joke


 No.1147047


 No.1147048

ok i didn't get the joke because it never even occurred to me that i would be the zoophile


 No.1147049

>>1147045

>'fifteen to twenty' is somebody's estimate of current HSG's population

You honestly think it's that much


 No.1147050

File: 1eff2b7f51e61dc⋯.png (76.15 KB, 764x206, 382:103, ClipboardImage.png)

inferior version


 No.1147051

hsg -- the dirty dozen


 No.1147052

>>1147049

it's not my estimate. I think it was Ben who said it


 No.1147053

22 unique ips in the thread


 No.1147054

i am sure there are a couple people here that have jacked off to animal porn at least a few times


 No.1147055

i dont even think there are any zoophiles here unless you count furries


 No.1147056

>>1147053

two of those are me, phoneposting and laptopposting


 No.1147057

>>1147054

does pokemon count


 No.1147058

>>1147053

phone posters.......................


 No.1147059

>>1147053

higher than i expected


 No.1147060

>>1147057

hm... depends on the pokemon?


 No.1147061

Furries are bad but they're not zoophiles lets be fair

You're a zoophile if you'd fuck a real amnal


 No.1147062

what about if you find the concept of a woman getting fucked by an animal hot

what is that called


 No.1147063

Especially since anthros are sapient

Pokefuckers are gross and should die those are not sapient creatures man


 No.1147064

>>1147063

i don't mean to be the devil's abogado here but uhhh meowth is pretty sentient and he just learned english


 No.1147065

>>1147064

>sentient

sapient, whatever

oh and slowking


 No.1147066

>>1147060

i think the most taboo pokemon i beated off to was glaceon


 No.1147067

make that 23


 No.1147068

>>1147060

Would Reshiram do?


 No.1147069

>>1147066

zoophile!


 No.1147070

>>1147065

>>1147064

Those aint pornmon

And they're only sapient in the anime


 No.1147071

File: 23e66887f2e64b1⋯.jpg (49.49 KB, 640x480, 4:3, mpv-shot0028.jpg)

File: 0af8602ff368073⋯.jpg (56 KB, 640x480, 4:3, mpv-shot0029.jpg)

File: d965369c15d35d2⋯.jpg (45.13 KB, 640x480, 4:3, mpv-shot0030.jpg)

File: 84ddefdc493dfc4⋯.jpg (51.79 KB, 640x480, 4:3, mpv-shot0031.jpg)

>>1147063

nah dude they're pretty fucking sapient

there is an episode where they all get separated from their owners and get drunk and talk about how humans suck


 No.1147072

would it be zoophilia if the animal you were fucking could reason like a human and consented


 No.1147073

>>1147066

That's pretty bad since it's pretty close to a real vulpine like animal


 No.1147074

>>1147072

that becomes xenophilia i think


 No.1147075


 No.1147076

*sees a turtle*

*turtle starts talking*

*pops a boner*


 No.1147077


 No.1147078

>>1147076

I don't think saying one word over and over at different pitches is even talking you're being generous there


 No.1147079

i can understand jacking off to a fictional cartoon vulpine animal but not wanting to fuck an actual fox.


 No.1147080

>>1147079

>>1147072

between these two posts we've reinvented furries

good job everybody let's break for lunch


 No.1147081

>>1147080

so is it still furry if it's not anthropomorphic?


 No.1147082

once upon a furfag dreary


 No.1147083

wanting to fuck a nonhumanoid animal with humanlike intelligence is weird and gross

wanting to fuck a nonhumanoid animal without humanlike intelligence is weird, gross, and morally unsound


 No.1147084

pokefacts:

>pokemon have canonical human-like intelligence (both in the show and in the games)

>you're still a zoophile if you're wanking to a goddamn eveelution.


 No.1147085

>>1147084

are we sure that all pokemon have human-like intelligence in the games


 No.1147086

File: 68c4b131afe66e3⋯.mp4 (8.14 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, 2018-03-13 11-51-39.mp4)

I wasn't sure this would work but damn


 No.1147087

>>1147081

attributing human intelligence to something nonhuman is often also considered anthropomorphic


 No.1147088

releasing mgsv on ps3 and 360 was a mistake


 No.1147089

File: 87898b7256de041⋯.png (350.41 KB, 422x1184, 211:592, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1147085

in japanese this says that people and pokemon got married


 No.1147090


 No.1147091

>>1146923

i bet hatreon allows incest


 No.1147092

while he jerked it, ona whirring, suddenly there came a purring,

as if something deeply murring, murring like Incineroar


 No.1147093

>>1147088

why is that


 No.1147094

>>1147093

the game could have been better if they spent less time and budget making ports for dying consoles, and they could have done more with enemy placement and animals and stuff


 No.1147095

>>1147090

what is this then


 No.1147096

"tis some package," xlr said, "whirring at my chamber door-

-Only dildo, nothing more."


 No.1147097

File: d3f91c7ae0eb0c9⋯.jpg (184.02 KB, 540x793, 540:793, IMG_1164.JPG)

Set Upon a Windowsill, Found by a Servant.

''Cts. Vadann,

Don't you look now -- or maybe do just that, because who is this lowly court hedgeman to command one of your station, renown, and intellect? -- but in the intervening two day-cycles, there has been a particular cumulonimbal remission. That's not to say I am guaranteed by any measure to drip unction at your wiles' every turn; it's not even, as far as I can assure you, the direct product of my Wizardry, but, well. Let the Sun shine, for once.

You've been through much, and much more. In my capacity as an academic and worldly footsman do I decree: maybe you deserve a break from your burdens. If only the once.

You're welcome, Lacey.

Fear ye not the wulgar vulgar familiarity. After the words we've exchanged, and the mathematics I've had to employ such that our missives arrive according to my pro prescription, we should be allowed a-titular reference. Let me tell you about my walk to the site of my evening camp:

Aog, the erstwhile tenant, as he left the acquiescent lessor's hovel ivy-cube, absconded with a tub of his finest rot-gut garbage water. Really, Countess, I will never understand how anyone of your stature consumes this filth. Is the pretense of a nice, mellow wine too great for you? Oh, well; each has their own, and, anyway, nobody but we two are aware that I stole alcohol from a man nice enough to house me for an evening.

What else do only the two of us share, I wonder?

You can tell me all about it in exactly thirty-nine hours. Don't g

𝓐𝓸𝓰

ALSO: Please forgive the innumerable errors. The tincture I usually depl emplyoy so as to expunge evidence of my imperfection is, to my embarrassment and your amusement, and whatever other -ments I might not name so as to play at preserving my dignity's shredded cadaver, ruined by a morning dew in my pack. Such it is with powders!


 No.1147098

>>1147095

Read it

>>1147097

I only posted this here because pastebin doesn't allow strikethroughs


 No.1147099

now, I haven't clicked either of those pastebin links. possibly 'The Maven' and 'The Peeress' are unconnected texts. but if we are meant to read them as a single text in two parts, I'm laying my bets on The Maven and the Peeress being a Pygmalion take in which Cletus's self-insert takes a vapid noblewoman and teaches her how to Think Good


 No.1147100

>>1147099

It's about a a wizard whos an alien and the Good Countess Lacey Vadann is not vapid at all she's a former cavalier


 No.1147101

cletus just get an ao3 account


 No.1147102

He's only a maven in the magical sense he kind of sucks


 No.1147103

IT IS TIME

FOR ME

TO MAKE

CURRY


 No.1147104

>>1147101

It's not a fanfic ew kill yourself


 No.1147105

>>1147104

oh yeah they dont allow original fiction, forgot about that


 No.1147106

>>1147104

>he hasn't seen the Original Work section on AO3


 No.1147107

File: 93b52e27d3a7694⋯.jpg (43.33 KB, 640x480, 4:3, mpv-shot0108.jpg)

follow your dreams


 No.1147108

where does fiction go then


 No.1147109

I guess fictionpress is still going if AO3 rankles


 No.1147110

File: 630ca96a3da1179⋯.png (317.76 KB, 500x500, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1147111

>>1147090

>Fate has a cruel sense of humor and the written script is now one of the few talents of which my remaining appendage is still capable.

cletus...................................................


 No.1147112

File: 5a81aaaea2ad616⋯.png (177.44 KB, 700x475, 28:19, 1362514877579.png)

>writing clunky prose


 No.1147113

over-sized boobies


 No.1147114

to be fair, I've only read what's quoted here:

>>1147111

because nothing on earth could compel me to click those links


 No.1147115

File: 1e7fe70cd2ad9e8⋯.png (2.64 MB, 1280x1332, 320:333, 1f977fb9facad6670d725134e1….png)


 No.1147116


 No.1147117

>>1147115

i unironically like this except for the part where it is homestuck and doesn't make sense


 No.1147118

>>1147114

>>1147112

If you clicked them you'd know that these are letters written in character between them and not how the actual story is narrated


 No.1147119

>>1147118

>th-the epistolary parts are clunky for characterization!

sure


 No.1147120

>>1147115

why does she have a gunshot or burn wound on her shoulder


 No.1147121

*unzips pants*

*types ``boobies'' into google images*


 No.1147122

File: 3ab073c21c8953a⋯.png (525.12 KB, 570x627, 10:11, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1147123

*unzips pants*

*types "boogie'' into google images*


 No.1147124

>>1146957

>like, crossies are the worst part of /homosuck/

says the person who is the worst current poster on /homosuck/


 No.1147125

or tied for at the very least, and he's a crossie

so what's your excuse


 No.1147126

have you ever posted something so bad you had to hide your own post


 No.1147127

>>1147063

>Pokefuckers are gross and should die those are not sapient creatures man

the overwhelming majority of if not every pokemon is fully sapient and just can't speak back to humans

the ones that can talk (meowth, slowking, various other psychic types) are very obviously sapient


 No.1147128

File: b2576700edb399b⋯.png (8.43 KB, 270x281, 270:281, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1147129

also like gardevoir? or something, one of the waifu mons dex entry in USM is "It can tell if its trainer wants to fuck it and it gets creeped out"


 No.1147130

>>1147119

saltlick it’s pretty ironic of you to call literally anybody else’s writing clunky and undesirable


 No.1147131

if i dont get any of the 3 jobs i applied for im like

fucked, for months, until i can get my license


 No.1147132

File: 4c4f1b5dd70a5dc⋯.jpg (415.3 KB, 1030x974, 515:487, Screenshot_20180313-143711.jpg)


 No.1147133

>>1147132

yea i guess it wasn't gardevoir, it was one of the popular furbait ones


 No.1147134

>>1147133

Lucario I think


 No.1147135

File: 123d3f374b24fed⋯.png (246.92 KB, 540x629, 540:629, ClipboardImage.png)

yea my bad it was lucario, not gardevoir


 No.1147136

god i dont want floppy loose skin from weight loss


 No.1147137

and i was partially wrong, its just other trainers that want to fuck it, not its own


 No.1147138


 No.1147139

File: 9499cf137b67a9b⋯.png (1.47 MB, 1024x1329, 1024:1329, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1147140

seriously

post this on tumblr, liberal use of tags, you'll be famous in no time

and it won't be here


 No.1147141

>>1147140

>tumblr

never


 No.1147142

File: 7b2dfeb347f28f4⋯.png (1.34 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1147143

>>1147141

cletus

help me help you find a reason to leave here and never come back


 No.1147144

i like this album because it has good music but also i think it's kind of funny because although i know the progression of most of the songs and I know that it's an hour long i don't really remember/know when it's getting to an hour usually

the second to last song is "closing time" and the last one is "shut up" so it's easy to tell with that


 No.1147145

>>1147097

Is that "aog"

why he have a tiddy


 No.1147146

File: 03dbe68faa08657⋯.jpg (162.56 KB, 914x532, 457:266, 1520969488511.jpg)


 No.1147147

hey

guess who has shrimp and grits

guess


 No.1147148


 No.1147149

>>1147147

it better be me


 No.1147150

>>1147147

is that what we’re calling pussy now?


 No.1147151

you now remember karkalicious


 No.1147152

>>1147145

its just mood fluff but you can think he looks like that if you want


 No.1147153

A gritty pussy that tastes like shrimp..... :x


 No.1147154


 No.1147155

File: 1c1f7073ca5cbb9⋯.png (260.82 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 2d5b85abaa6bf80⋯.png (334.25 KB, 512x384, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 3a104d67c9d3a44⋯.png (135 KB, 265x370, 53:74, ClipboardImage.png)

thought of this today


 No.1147156

when is my healer dom bf giving me gametime in exchange for blowjobs under his desk :((((


 No.1147157

File: 00a89ef00096531⋯.png (22.53 KB, 376x84, 94:21, ClipboardImage.png)

File: ee589923b4e4068⋯.png (23.62 KB, 366x85, 366:85, ClipboardImage.png)

File: c3516270781387f⋯.png (26.3 KB, 370x106, 185:53, ClipboardImage.png)

alright hold the fucking phone

i looked at the comments for mox amber and people are doing nothing but shit on it

are these people fucking retarded?????? are they BLIND????????


 No.1147158

"hey here's a FREE FUCKING MOX YOU GOD DAMN SIMPLETON RETARDS"

"ehhhhhhhhh seems kind of garbage wouldn't play it in modern"


 No.1147159

>>1147157

mirror gallery + prototype portal

these people are idiots


 No.1147160

those people are also ignoring the fact that fucking "super friends" planeswalker decks exist and are already brutally fast


 No.1147161

tulpa


 No.1147162

>>1147157

>should have been if you have a legendary permanent you can tap for one mana of any color, then it would be mildly playable

no, then it would completely take over modern, completely reshape legacy and vintage, and be one of the most powerful cards of all time

these people have just never played with moxen


 No.1147163

>>1147155

beautiful


 No.1147164

>probably gonna resit this year

>fourth time doing the first year of a degree

getting real tired of this shit


 No.1147165

File: 89c020f6392cd69⋯.png (520.94 KB, 1200x789, 400:263, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1147166

File: 74ef8afdb136947⋯.png (225.45 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 84be13feb897ebf⋯.png (214.66 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 021e3425c1b262f⋯.png (212.15 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 3752757598c6cc5⋯.png (223.25 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 44f1ad4a11d6b3f⋯.png (205.18 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1147163

if you aren't aware, artifacts that make mana are generally referred to as "rocks", and the moxen were the first (they were in alpha)


 No.1147167

>>1147156

>healer dom

oxymoron?


 No.1147168

>>1147167

no

im the tank sub

he's the healer dom


 No.1147169

File: 0d35cddaac9cea7⋯.png (291.15 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 9ec282ef0c5ea1f⋯.png (298.15 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 9b4fc4bd5bd895a⋯.png (310.06 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

File: df6ddcdbca51b44⋯.png (321.41 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 9bf393ec25d4164⋯.png (275.83 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

i don't like a lot of the mid 90s magic aesthetic but i do like the original moxen art


 No.1147170

>>1147162

i, for one, would be fine with it killing eternal formats


 No.1147171

>>1147166

love em, that art is great

>>1147169

that art is great too


 No.1147172

>got one of my FOBs invaded last night

that means I have 31 days to develop as many nukes as I can

and at 21 hours per nuke, I think I have the time


 No.1147173

>>1147169

I like the backgrounds on these


 No.1147174

>>1147173

the classic brown backgrounds are great, yeah


 No.1147175

>>1147162

maybe they meant other legendary permanent?

they're still incredibly retarded but I don't know if they're THAT retarded


 No.1147176

>>1147168

tanks arent subs......


 No.1147177

>>1147176

if you think tanks, who take that damage for the DPS teams, aren't subs...


 No.1147178

File: e9dd2d17bbea047⋯.png (313.72 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 65e0bc5a50e7cdb⋯.png (298.63 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

File: ff5b601b2cb174d⋯.png (276.16 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 599c1a82a210330⋯.png (268.31 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

File: d3c140ef1e63531⋯.png (266.78 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1147173

old artifacts had brown borders instead of silver/gray

which is why if you used to play an artifact deck they called it a brown deck

they still have colored borders but how they look has changed a lot


 No.1147179

>>1147165

This is awful

The third friend sounds way cooler than these two fags

also

>armlet


 No.1147180

>>1147178

swamp -> dark ritual -> cabal ritual -> fun


 No.1147181

File: a0f9998b71930c9⋯.png (346.14 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

also not that it really matters all that much but "to your mana pool" and most (all?) references to the mana pool are being removed from oracle text and the lexicon

i think it's a decent change, and thinking about it it's kind of weird it didn't happen when they removed the rules text from basics


 No.1147182

jim since you said you liked mtg 'trivia', order that cycle from best to worst


 No.1147183

>>1147176

we're turning the paradigm on it's head

mixing things up


 No.1147184

>>1147182

you mean this one? >>1147178

gimme a minute


 No.1147185

File: 5a0fae4988aa308⋯.png (477.43 KB, 840x1200, 7:10, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1147186

when the FUCK are p4/3 getting a ps4 release


 No.1147187

if they rerelease them on ps4 would they become good games


 No.1147188

starwars_brap_cominc.png


 No.1147189

>>1147187

if they don't keep the combat system of p3p i'll just emulate that instead


 No.1147190

File: 80480d66582cdc1⋯.png (925.67 KB, 1534x2022, 767:1011, 9156A7F4-42DB-4DA6-817F-45….png)


 No.1147191

File: 9cf1e2c5afa46b6⋯.jpg (49.55 KB, 342x342, 1:1, 1490462611565.jpg)


 No.1147192

File: 99148cf635e737a⋯.png (1.29 MB, 992x718, 496:359, ClipboardImage.png)

File: fd81f2a7166f2bb⋯.png (328.96 KB, 620x423, 620:423, ClipboardImage.png)

cute


 No.1147193

>>1147190

if youre not going to read naked lunch read my shit instead


 No.1147194

>big boobie mantis

no


 No.1147195

>>1147190

>>1147191

am i the only one who thinks it's hot


 No.1147196

>>1147195

it's not as disgusting as sponge's usual stuff but it's not exactly good

i assume he's into her stretch marks and hairy puss


 No.1147197

File: badd84c2a5ce41a⋯.png (223.23 KB, 500x775, 20:31, Meet the Applegates.png)


 No.1147198

>>1147195

im sure you're not the only one with a fetish for obese smelly women


 No.1147199

>>1147196

>zora

>hairy puss


 No.1147200

>>1147196

it's not hairy, it just has darker skin coloration, she's a feesh!


 No.1147201

>>1147199

maybe it's just more stretch marks

do you expect garbage porn artists to make sense


 No.1147202

File: 7c7c9211a99e755⋯.png (366.59 KB, 488x982, 244:491, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1147203

File: e5f7f058139c0d7⋯.png (241.63 KB, 592x441, 592:441, ClipboardImage.png)

why are these people so fucking stupid holy shit

i've never really known mythic to have top commentators but I don't think I've ever seen so many people be so stupid at once on multiple cards


 No.1147204

>>1147195

it makes me think too much to be hot

by "preparing her body" does she just mean she got fat

that seems to be the fetish represented here

but zora do not normally have nipples

that's a mammalian trait

she has a bellybutton too which i think is also abnormal for them

does that mean she has actually modified her body in some genetic/magical sense to be more capable of producing a hylian/zora offspring

has her womb also been modified in that case

can she even have children with normal zoras anymore

is being a fat lard just coincidental


 No.1147205

a half-human half-zora would probably look pretty cool


 No.1147206

File: cb4287b128ff8e9⋯.png (341.05 KB, 521x867, 521:867, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1147205

thats basically the tp zoras


 No.1147207

>>1147204

something something something milf

something something breeding hips


 No.1147208

>eat mildly spicy soup

>nose starts bleeding

what the fuck


 No.1147209

>>1147178

>>1147182

salve, ritual, bolt, recall, growth

maybe?

also i only took this long cuz i got distracted killing a nerscylla

that was fun


 No.1147210


 No.1147211

Ancestral Recall is obviously the best one you fool


 No.1147212

>>1147210

im sorry...


 No.1147213

mommy fetish


 No.1147214

>>1147185

you write like a fag whos gay


 No.1147215

>>1147209

this would have been funnier if you purposefully put it in reverse order but it's not even that so I can't even laugh


 No.1147216

>>1147214

suck your own moms dick


 No.1147217

salve is, bar none, the worst of that cycle

it's also just a garbage magic card in general, at any point in magic's history

the correct answer is

recall>>>bolt>>ritual>growth>>>salve


 No.1147218

this is why i need to play more

i honestly couldnt tell you what's more important between those effects


 No.1147219

i think the persona 4 golden opening is the only intro movie i watch everytime i load up the game

skipping is not allowed


 No.1147220

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.1147221

what's the difference between a mommy gf and a milf?


 No.1147222

>>1147218

Ancestral Recall

it's a pay 1 draw 3


 No.1147223

>>1147222

yes so i've gathered rev, thank you


 No.1147224

>>1147221

Mommy gf acts like a mommy to you

Milf just happens to be a mother


 No.1147225

>>1147221

once a little more incesty i guess

like you want her to actually behave like a mom who fucks you, not just be mom-shaped


 No.1147226

>>1147218

card draw is the most important thing like 95% of the time

bolt is extremely effecient removal

ritual is fine but like i don't know if it's Actually Good outside of meme strats where you combo off turn 1

growth isn't a GREAT pump spell but it's not the worst

salve is just garbage. complete and utter garbage


 No.1147227

>>1147226

cool, cool, this all makes sense

so is life gain and damage prevention just not important?


 No.1147228

>>1147227

unless you're depending very heavily on your creatures/planeswalkers, where you would want to prevent that damage, you're better off not using it


 No.1147229

File: 1152bc827856b1b⋯.png (291.58 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1147227

life gain is (generally) not amazing but there are good lifegain cards

it's just that salve isn't one of them.

plus the only life total that matters is 0

this is an example of a good lifegain spell


 No.1147230

one of the main reasons life gain isn't good is that you're spending cards and mana on undoing damage while your opponent is using their cards and mana to get more board presence, in addition to not only dealing the damage you just healed, but most likely more


 No.1147231


 No.1147232

>>1146863

living in the uk must be complete shit


 No.1147233

>>1147213

mommy vore fetish


 No.1147234

>>1147233

post mommy vore


 No.1147235

lifelink and cards that are good but also have life gain (shamanigans) are generally the only good kinds of life gain

or things that have incidental lifegain, since you should never really be aiming for lifegain that much


 No.1147236

File: 8a7e6d33c92364c⋯.png (268.03 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

this is also a good """life gain""" spell


 No.1147237

File: a5bbdf39c464ce3⋯.jpg (25.42 KB, 223x310, 223:310, Image.ashx.jpg)

this is a great counter to those ultra life gain decks in commander


 No.1147238

File: d3327cb352e2f94⋯.png (272.68 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1147237

or

you know

any kind of effect like that that's not horrendously overcosted

if you're using it for its lifegain there are also better cards


 No.1147239

>>1147238

no, you play it against someone who's using the +100 life Ajani, or who's trying to win via Felidar Sovereign.


 No.1147240

*falls asleep in uk*

*officer wakes me up and arrests me due to my sleeping license being expired*


 No.1147241

also not everybody wants to play black, or splash enough black to run Sorin


 No.1147242

>>1147241

if you're running a 9 mana spell that does that little i think you can splash black


 No.1147243

i wanna smoke weed and fuck bitches


 No.1147244

>>1147231

here's one you might have an easier time with

what's the most printed card in mtg history


 No.1147245

*takes all your butter knives*

*posts them on twitter as a successful weapons raid*


 No.1147246

>>1147240

i'll pay your bail if you talk about homestuck


 No.1147247

brainfog's getting real bad lads


 No.1147248

>>1147247

You just noticed this now after how many years


 No.1147249

and so the host tries desperately to destroy the horror that rides atop it


 No.1147250

>>1147248

I'm mature enough to admit this is a good burn

but no

I've been aware of it fluctuating on day/week scales since, like, puberty


 No.1147251

File: c56b67d48d60f99⋯.png (16.83 KB, 281x175, 281:175, ClipboardImage.png)

uhh


 No.1147252

File: dbb0d8833dca1a8⋯.jpg (49.89 KB, 640x480, 4:3, mpv-shot0059.jpg)

File: 653524de0a1284d⋯.jpg (54.12 KB, 640x480, 4:3, mpv-shot0060.jpg)

me, rn, curryless


 No.1147253

File: 6ed97780f01adca⋯.png (1.22 MB, 984x804, 82:67, ClipboardImage.png)

cute girls


 No.1147254

except for ann, but 3/4 is good enough


 No.1147255

>>1147254

ann is cute though wtf


 No.1147256

curry isn't that good to be honest


 No.1147257

>>1147255

ann's a dumb bitch


 No.1147258

>>1147257

mysoginist gay ben...


 No.1147259

>>1147253

what's this from


 No.1147260

people who want mommy gfs unironically disgust me


 No.1147261

>>1147259

persona 5


 No.1147262

wwant creativve collaborator gf


 No.1147263

>>1147262

have you learned nothing from hussie


 No.1147264

wwant right-wwing creativve collaborator gf


 No.1147265

come to the gf store, we got

mommy gfs

sunny autism gfs

weeb gfs

and even manic pixie gfs

(goth gfs currently out of stock)


 No.1147266

the red head glasses fetish bitch in persona 5 pisses me off


 No.1147267

File: 596d83c17dc0563⋯.png (3.42 MB, 960x2149, 960:2149, Ann a shit!.png)

>>1147259

persona 5


 No.1147268


 No.1147269

>>1147266

quit being wrong


 No.1147270

>>1147263

>hire someone competent to handle any money my work makes

>limit your narrative scope to something you can resolve in a satisfying way

I was already gonna do the first one and I'm still pretty bad at the second so I guess not


 No.1147271

>>1147269

she's a giant pile of stupid fetishes


 No.1147272

>>1147265

>(goth gfs currently out of stock)

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH


 No.1147273

File: 2dd60f52885457f⋯.png (568.67 KB, 688x1100, 172:275, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 8bc5c7173b6f4df⋯.png (874.33 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1147266

you have shit taste


 No.1147274

>>1147271

>>1147266

ban this poster


 No.1147275

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1147276

where's the bf gf


 No.1147277

I'm just a manic pixie dream gf looking for a jaded workaholic gf to show her a good time and remind her that the world is full of wonder...


 No.1147278

>>1147274

seconding

this poster(s) is a dumb bitch with no friends


 No.1147279

daily futaba was nice


 No.1147280

File: 6688bad02ea2fdb⋯.png (1.14 MB, 568x1280, 71:160, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 69cdbe70655470e⋯.png (1.18 MB, 568x1280, 71:160, ClipboardImage.png)

File: dbe5af28139e5b1⋯.png (3.28 MB, 927x2650, 927:2650, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1147281

dan gheesling had his second kid today


 No.1147282

wwant ghost wwriter gf


 No.1147283

>>1147275

Adam always gets to do all the cool shit


 No.1147284

it's less that I want a gf I can collaborate with on our creative work

I try to structure my social life in a way where creative collaboration plays a role in all of my significant relationships

it's been going pretty well so far, would recommend


 No.1147285

how many episodes is big brother? we should do a group watch sometime


 No.1147286

>>1147281

stop talking him ya homo


 No.1147287

File: c4763c2464c38a1⋯.jpg (165.9 KB, 1098x826, 549:413, e5d6393a-b943-469b-946b-7d….jpg)

daily futaba


 No.1147288

there's like 19 seasons


 No.1147289

*stalking


 No.1147290

>>1147287

I hate this bitch! I want Joey!


 No.1147291

>>1147285

theres a 3 hour supercut of dan in bb10 on youtube


 No.1147292

File: 64b16c0b9df7452⋯.png (20.08 KB, 255x206, 255:206, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1147293

File: f5fe0e90cfa9ae6⋯.gif (1.85 MB, 540x303, 180:101, we trained her wrong, as a….gif)

anyway the best girl from p5 is the cute goth doctor


 No.1147294

>>1147291

what the fuck

what is the deal with you and dan man


 No.1147295

File: 9f28136bbe2eb0d⋯.jpg (214.1 KB, 699x919, 699:919, 1513402225610.jpg)

>server has a bot with a leveling system involved with posting frequency

>server has venting channel

>server has over 10 rules


 No.1147296

>>1147266

fuck you


 No.1147297

>>1147295

i joined the server for 10 seconds because it's for a kind of garbage wn that I used to read and it was done by 2 translators

one of the translators disappeared and his site is malware now (honestly they should remove the links) and was wondering if I should read it again


 No.1147298

>>1147294

i didnt make the supercut bitch


 No.1147299

people who play vns don't count as human

people who watch lets plays of vns should be actually hunted


 No.1147300

pop team epic should never have been translated


 No.1147301

>>1147299

see, vn applies to so much shit i think thats too much of a blanket statement


 No.1147302

File: c911b0156449e59⋯.jpg (68.03 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 1520860081367.jpg)

*wheels into thread on hospital bed*

um... its glandular


 No.1147303

>>1147299

what about people who commentate and upload playthroughs of vns but have literally no viewers


 No.1147304

File: 2b5b059e34c69c8⋯.jpg (216.76 KB, 1162x871, 1162:871, what the fuck is this.jpg)

what the fuck kind of bullshit is this


 No.1147305

visual novels are novels with visual aspects. they're not dating sims. they're not rpgs.


 No.1147306

>>1147303

they've ascended beyond all of us


 No.1147307

>>1147300

the past few episodes have been relatively unepic


 No.1147308

>>1147302

that one gif of his family scrubbing him down is supposed to be disgusting, but i find it very relaxing for some reason

like a tanker ship being scrubbed of its barnacles


 No.1147309

I 8n't fat, I'm just 8ulking!


 No.1147310

>>1147307

when they do puns that are like completely untranslatable and reference old tv shows and shit no one in the west would know about, it's not gonna be very epic


 No.1147311

the curry recipe i followed turned out to be a bust

big bummer


 No.1147312

To be fair, you need a very high iq to understand pop team epic


 No.1147313

i actually have a friend who does the whole devoted career youtuber with no followers thing

it's exactly as sad as you imagine when you see these channels


 No.1147314

>>1147308

post it


 No.1147315

>>1147310

i more just meant doing 7+ minute skits and then just like 1-2 "actual" jokes

bob epic team is fine but when it's half of the 'normal' episode it's kind of lame


 No.1147316

man

im incredibly hungry to the point where my stomach feels like a ps2 controller during a cutscene

what an unfamiliar sensation, i aint had that feelin all the time i was away


 No.1147317

TRANNY DEMON


 No.1147318


 No.1147319


 No.1147320

gas the fats


 No.1147321

We need to have World War III except everyone sends their most incapable worthless citizens to fight.


 No.1147322

>>1147314

i can't find it

i found a compilation of every time he said "ow mah leygs" if you want that instead


 No.1147323

File: a8c1a19cdc5b4e3⋯.jpg (148.96 KB, 1125x1428, 375:476, IMG_20180313_161519.jpg)

liberalism is a mental disease


 No.1147324

File: 2bde96bf6391186⋯.jpg (43.87 KB, 500x541, 500:541, 2ec4c57fae964157ed2bdc4a17….jpg)

File: 6176945a9b52adf⋯.jpg (522.99 KB, 1280x1707, 1280:1707, 37964ad33990ebad2526eede32….jpg)

File: 6137d2f3d8b6eda⋯.jpg (26.29 KB, 540x365, 108:73, b07c4010e20fa4634f367163fb….jpg)

File: a8619ccd8a20306⋯.jpg (43.86 KB, 600x453, 200:151, BREAKING Loretta Lynch's ….jpg)

File: 25b9e3cd30bc32c⋯.jpg (342.45 KB, 2048x1366, 1024:683, DG9KJ88U0AAHAFP.jpg)

>>1147320

where's the cutoff point then


 No.1147325

>>1147308

you know what'd be more satisfying

if you could just tear that fat off like putty

toss the chunks to the side into a small pile on the floor


 No.1147326


 No.1147327

>>1147324

the goth cosplayer looks dead


 No.1147328

>>1147322

that sounds equally as appealing


 No.1147329

maybe women should be in charge of more drone strikes on civilians...


 No.1147330


 No.1147331

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.1147332

>>1147324

2, 3, are the absolute limit

5 is barely fat


 No.1147333

i feel like i am extremely terrible at finding good porn

teach me


 No.1147334

>>1147332

I know, I only posted 5 cause it's hot as FUCK


 No.1147335

>>1147323

6 people should rule the world!

👏THREE👏OF👏THEM👏SHOULD👏BE👏WOMEN👏


 No.1147336

>>1147333

Go on porn.com stupid


 No.1147337

>>1147333

tfgamessite.com


 No.1147338

File: a0d34c5f9f48575⋯.png (883.85 KB, 520x814, 260:407, ClipboardImage.png)

File: c4d3dd130cfc9cf⋯.png (297.95 KB, 608x734, 304:367, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 299c390de9c5751⋯.png (649.38 KB, 569x745, 569:745, ClipboardImage.png)

here i'll get you started son


 No.1147339

File: 93308abdbea39e4⋯.jpg (35.88 KB, 350x232, 175:116, AG-10B[1].JPG)

>>1147323

Pictured: an incredible milestone in women's rights


 No.1147340

>>1147336

>>1147337

no please i want real advice


 No.1147341

wwhatever happened to lynndie england


 No.1147342

File: 7d0e2f9450a29a0⋯.jpg (141.75 KB, 1024x742, 512:371, Garnet is BUFFED.jpg)

File: 60fff4c155c87c7⋯.jpg (90.15 KB, 1020x1200, 17:20, garnet onesie.jpg)

>>1147340

think about the kind of porn you like

find good material for it


 No.1147343

>>1147338

these are epic


 No.1147344

>>1147339

i'm not going to bother looking it up, who?


 No.1147345

>>1147338

thank you? thank you


 No.1147346

women should just fucking die


 No.1147347

>>1147346

this but with fat people


 No.1147348

Wait

did Beck predict the rise of soyboys in fucking 1994?


 No.1147349

>>1147344

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynndie_England

she assisted torturing prisoners at abu ghraib


 No.1147350

File: ce7544909ea0c88⋯.png (3.17 MB, 1275x1618, 1275:1618, ClipboardImage.png)

>if goku wins this epic battle, a free (lap) dance for all present

god damn


 No.1147351

>mom tells me tomorrow i should go to my grandmas (i guess my, now) house to help figure out prices of shit laying around to sell

>have tf2 trading flashbacks

i dislike this turn of events


 No.1147352


 No.1147353

grant tearing up the floorboards to find his grandma's stash of max's severed heads


 No.1147354

>>1147353

uhhhhhh china set 3 buds or offers

small godzilla toy 2 ref


 No.1147355

>>1147350

It is a law that all males in Latin America have to watch at least one episode of the Cloverway dub a day from 5-18 or else the junta/generalissimo/jefe of your respective banana republic sends a death squad to kill your mother


 No.1147356

>>1147354

is the china set vintage


 No.1147357

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.1147358

BTW its not a bad dub and sometimes I intersperse episodes of it in my rewatch of various sagas

its an easy way to keep myself thinking about sentence structure/grammar rules/conjugation

if i did 6 years of this goddamn language i'm gonna at least try to keep from getting completely rusty


 No.1147359

dare you enter

the rev zone


 No.1147360


 No.1147361

>>1147360

i hate this man so much


 No.1147362

EDF enlistment drives when


 No.1147363

>>1147333

Google big tiddy


 No.1147364

>>1147360

Didn't this happen awhile ago


 No.1147365

Not this particular speech obviously, but the whole space force thing


 No.1147366

i asked my mommy to pick me up some coconut water and she got me SPARKLING coconut water >:(


 No.1147367

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.1147368

File: c2f56e38f9d656e⋯.png (68.64 KB, 595x377, 595:377, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1147369

>>1147360

you know, he’s probably right


 No.1147370

how long until trump tries to claim the moon


 No.1147371

File: c09918ba44a6052⋯.mp4 (11.73 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, 2018-03-13 15-56-23.mp4)

this guy is nuts


 No.1147372

coconut water

i tried to like it, i really did, especially because i do love coconuts

but i just don't enjoy drinking it

its just kinda meh


 No.1147373

You gotta get the coconut water with sugar in it


 No.1147374

>>1147372

its only good when its fresh from the coconut imo


 No.1147375

coconut water tastes like someone left a banana floating in tap water for a week


 No.1147376

me, yesterday: how can you not like a type of food?!?!?!

me, today: i hate coconut flavored things


 No.1147377

coconut water is good and you are all bitch idiots


 No.1147378

>>1147338

i want a blowjob from her

now


 No.1147379

sheev's feev and seev


 No.1147380

File: 5aad19a1e10a394⋯.jpeg (49.89 KB, 450x450, 1:1, b88b6b4d-2d2f-4cb3-b61e-4….jpeg)

Lets talk about our least favorite beverages

I submit to the table


 No.1147381

i can't stand root beer


 No.1147382

>>1147380

Fuck you

Fuck you

Fuck you

Fuck you


 No.1147383

>>1147381

Burn

Burn

Burn


 No.1147384

>>1147380

my gf’s pussy slime


 No.1147385

File: 9853c52cbe89c67⋯.png (281.2 KB, 700x700, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

I could take or leave this tho


 No.1147386

i feel like my friend probably wont text me back

damn


 No.1147387

grape soda is gross


 No.1147388

arizona iced tea rules


 No.1147389

File: 724679e0b5c0de2⋯.png (702.43 KB, 800x800, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

in europe they got big pouches of capri sun and its good as hell


 No.1147390

>>1147380

what the fuck even is


 No.1147391


 No.1147392

>>1147390

suburban white people repellent


 No.1147393

>>1147391>>1147390


 No.1147394

Just because the convenience store had them, I decided to try the cotton-candy flavored Faygo. It made me physically ill.


 No.1147395

video game micro-genres

you've got your tactical espionage action (mgs) and your high speed robot action (zone of the enders), but how about european jankcore (the precursors, past cure, etc) or youtube scarewave (fnaf, tattletail, slender)


 No.1147396

ive never seen faygo anywhere


 No.1147397

File: 16f727c3f3486d0⋯.png (70.8 KB, 355x355, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

*swoops in with one of the only good sodas*


 No.1147398

File: 17e2a719d79b118⋯.png (126.43 KB, 480x480, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

i don't remember whether this was good or not but i'm not going out of my way to find it


 No.1147399

Mit's bit and quit

Formerly Veef's


 No.1147400

aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 No.1147401


 No.1147402

>>1147396

it's a midwestern brand


 No.1147403

i wish i hadnt lost contact with every other irl friend i had lol

im gonna die spending 95% of my time in this house until i leave


 No.1147404

Faygo Red Pop or whatever their Cherry Crush knockoff is pretty good

And the grape one

I rarely drink soda now, and I remember Faygo tastes even more sugary sweet than most

It would probably be disgusting but I would definitely buy a can just to try


 No.1147405

>>1147392

> repellent

seems like they'd love it


 No.1147406

All Goya sodas are nice

I just don't like Malta


 No.1147407

>>1147403

ask xlr and tumut


 No.1147408

this sparkling coconut water is so bad


 No.1147409

TOP 3 DRINKS:

Coconut water

Lemonade

Green tea (Iced)


 No.1147410


 No.1147411

>>1147409

Iced black tea

Water

Coffee, skim w/ no sugar


 No.1147412

>>1147409

really good coffee

ice water

diet coke


 No.1147413

>>1147409

oj w/ pulp (can't drink anymore because sugar)

diet dr pepper cherry (can't drink anymore because caffeine)

just fucking water


 No.1147414

>>1147413

hsg isnt for old ass bitchez


 No.1147415

>>1147391

>Aog, the erstwhile tenant, as he left the acquiescent lessor's hovel ivy-cube, absconded with a tub of his finest rot-gut garbage water.

Epic homestuck reference xD


 No.1147416

>>1147409

Orangina

Malta

Gamer Girl Pee


 No.1147417

>>1147409

diet coke

pepsi 1893 ginger cola

ice water with crushed ice


 No.1147418

carbonated drinks suck huge butt holess


 No.1147419

>diet sodas

Gross, fuck off and die, enjoy your cancer


 No.1147420

>>1147409

dr peppy

good tea

uhhh some sparkling peach drink i forget the brand


 No.1147421

>>1147409

orange juice

crystal light or generic

water (unironically)


 No.1147422

oh uhhh sprite too, forgot that


 No.1147423

why does diet soda even exist

just dont drink soda


 No.1147424

>>1147423

[in type 1 diabetes voice] it's epic


 No.1147425

>>1147419

some of them are palatable

i find the trick is not already like the non-diet soda so you're not comparing it to something actually good


 No.1147426

rate your favourite fruit juices lads


 No.1147427

File: b34cecba9f5a465⋯.png (1.42 MB, 1024x768, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1147428

>>1147426

LEMONADE

POMEGRANATE JUICE

ORANGE JUICE


 No.1147429

>>1147427

did someone come out with a hot fake leak?


 No.1147430

>>1147427

>Red Luigi

YES


 No.1147431

its a crime that birdo hasnt been in smash yet


 No.1147432

>>1147427

>dorpsbewoner

I don't get it


 No.1147433

I want some pomegranate juice


 No.1147434

>>1147426

oj >>>>> *


 No.1147435


 No.1147436

>>1147409

uhhh

the various epic mountain dews and faygos

coconut water tied with guava juice

coffee (black)


 No.1147437

to be fair, the wii fit trainer is very smexy


 No.1147438

File: 2819f73f61f0b71⋯.png (121.14 KB, 355x355, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1147426

Pineapple

Pear (this shit)

Apple (Cider only)


 No.1147439

>>1147432

Its villager in german


 No.1147440

>>1147426

i fucking love fruit juices

but the sugar.... and if you think diet soda is bad................ well...........................................................


 No.1147441


 No.1147442

>>1147427

>Red Luigi

>No Green Mario

I think I'll give this one a pass.


 No.1147443

pomegranate-blueberry > oj


 No.1147444

there is nothing more evil and sinister in this world than buying apple juice only to find out these stupid bastards added even more sugar to this already sweet drink


 No.1147445

every day my urge to murder Bigdick McLocal Painter grows

>>1147409

Goya fruit juices

London Fog

Sweet peppermint tea


 No.1147446

File: 119567150307ab9⋯.png (380.24 KB, 736x647, 736:647, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1147437

reminds ya of hometstuck huh


 No.1147447

I like that Mexican apple soda

I can't recall the name

But it is sugary as fuck


 No.1147448

diet cranberry juice is among the worst things i've ever ingested


 No.1147449

>>1147448

how much do you weigh


 No.1147450

>>1147437

the only wii fit picture I've seen is probably a belly button fetish image but I pretend it's a TF


 No.1147451

>>1147445

>Bigdick McLocal Painter

This isn't the guy who paints with his dick, right?


 No.1147452


 No.1147453

>>1147426

the best fruit juices are:

>my friends have this strawberry banana shit I like but it's powdered

>white grape

>pear

>pomegranate


 No.1147454

>>1147446

i didnt make the connection with the white skin until you said that

>>1147450

i saw an animation of her riding an exercise bike with a dildo and it was *kisses fingers like a chef* pretty good, not the best but it was up there


 No.1147455

i probably have a bit of a bellybutton fetish now tbh


 No.1147456

>>1147447

manzanita sol is drek


 No.1147457

im rude to hot waitresses so they’ll spit in my food


 No.1147458

>>1147452

how big is your bellybutton


 No.1147459


 No.1147460

>>1147451

no. I mean, he does sleep with his models behind his wife's back, so kinda, but no it's not that dude

in this context, when I say 'bigdick,' I mean he's arrogant and overhyped


 No.1147461


 No.1147462

>>1147457

that's some 5-dimensional chess right there


 No.1147463

>>1147457

i'm always nice to waitresses you fool


 No.1147464

>>1147458

lemme see

i can fit my thumb in there up to the first knuckle


 No.1147465

File: 27674e5bf8caa08⋯.png (7.56 KB, 737x253, 67:23, ClipboardImage.png)

trump passed a new law that you can only jerk it to this now


 No.1147466

>>1147463

i was just using your flag because that seems like a thing you'd do

or at least, a thing you'd be into fetish-wise


 No.1147467

Impersonating other people with their flags is dumb and gay


 No.1147468

>>1147463

think of all the spit you're missing out on though...


 No.1147469

redpill me on carginas


 No.1147470

>>1147465

Based Donnie


 No.1147471

>>1147467

i wasn't impersonating him

that should have been uhhhhhh obvious since he's using his name and the other flag right now


 No.1147472

guys

i think my right ear is fucked

i've been hearing bass slightly better in my left for about a year now and always attributed it to shitty headphones or ear wax

and i'm fairly confident neither is the case


 No.1147473

its MY flag


 No.1147474

>>1147467

says the guy who took his flag off to ask himself a question


 No.1147475

>>1147466

oh, yeah. anyway it's hotter if they spit in my food because i was cute and nice to them


 No.1147476

File: d97615b9d906ef1⋯.jpg (37.64 KB, 750x210, 25:7, The shape of water makes y….jpg)


 No.1147477

>>1147474

I never did that, go fuck yourself


 No.1147478

THIS IS MY IDENTITY AND I WILL NOT BE MOCKED

*takes a grunting, laborious fat ogre shit*


 No.1147479

>>1147475

How would they know about your epic fetish though


 No.1147480

>>1147478

see is this tumut or someone with the neppers flag


 No.1147481

yerba mate is pretty good


 No.1147482

fruit juices are bad for you

it's just very tasty sugar water


 No.1147483

File: dc73c5a7cb8cd98⋯.png (24.04 KB, 516x254, 258:127, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1147477

heck off


 No.1147484

>>1147481

i've only ever had it in gas station pills and alex jones pills


 No.1147485

>>1147479

they wouldn't and this would probably never happen in real life


 No.1147486

What do you even get out of impersonating people on this shitty board


 No.1147487

sponge how much of your power level do you show irl


 No.1147488

should I kill the ghouls or let them succeed?


 No.1147489

i think using "power level' in a ""serious"" manner when talking about video games or anime or something is fucking stupid


 No.1147490

File: 2d4526f0e12f023⋯.png (7.01 KB, 493x69, 493:69, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1147486

I dunno what do you get out of it


 No.1147491

say you're out walking your dog

a stranger who is also walking their dog comes up, says hi, and asks if it is okay for their dog to play with yours

is this weird


 No.1147492

File: 50b3e43f4ae1c07⋯.jpg (124.38 KB, 1680x1050, 8:5, Image2.jpg)

'cause I can totally kill the ghoul astronauts


 No.1147493


 No.1147494


 No.1147495


 No.1147496

>>1147487

it depends. i never talk about my fetishes to people i don't or barely know, if that's what you're wondering. most of my besties know about the harvest tho


 No.1147497

i've actually stopped the harvest because i love my gf


 No.1147498

>>1147488

you should let them succeed, they're good ghouls


 No.1147499

>>1147494

>>1147493

>>1147495

hmm

i didn't think so either but like half the people i ask seem a little put off by it


 No.1147500

File: 50910bef4cd2740⋯.png (720.88 KB, 1200x600, 2:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1147501

>>1147497

your power has waned


 No.1147502

Dearest creature in creation,

Study English pronunciation.

I will teach you in my verse

Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.

I will keep you, Suzy, busy,

Make your head with heat grow dizzy.

Tear in eye, your dress will tear.

So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.

Just compare heart, beard, and heard,

Dies and diet, lord and word,

Sword and sward, retain and Britain.

(Mind the latter, how it’s written.)

Now I surely will not plague you

With such words as plaque and ague.

But be careful how you speak:

Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;

Cloven, oven, how and low,

Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.

Hear me say, devoid of trickery,

Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,

Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,

Exiles, similes, and reviles;

Scholar, vicar, and cigar,

Solar, mica, war and far;

One, anemone, Balmoral,

Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;

Gertrude, German, wind and mind,

Scene, Melpomene, mankind.

Billet does not rhyme with ballet,

Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.

Blood and flood are not like food,

Nor is mould like should and would.

Viscous, viscount, load and broad,

Toward, to forward, to reward.

And your pronunciation’s OK

When you correctly say croquet,

Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,

Friend and fiend, alive and live.


 No.1147503


 No.1147504

Ivy, privy, famous; clamour

And enamour rhyme with hammer.

River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,

Doll and roll and some and home.

Stranger does not rhyme with anger,

Neither does devour with clangour.

Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,

Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,

Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,

And then singer, ginger, linger,

Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,

Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.

Query does not rhyme with very,

Nor does fury sound like bury.

Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.

Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.

Though the differences seem little,

We say actual but victual.

Refer does not rhyme with deafer.

Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.

Mint, pint, senate and sedate;

Dull, bull, and George ate late.

Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,

Science, conscience, scientific.

Liberty, library, heave and heaven,

Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.

We say hallowed, but allowed,

People, leopard, towed, but vowed.

Mark the differences, moreover,

Between mover, cover, clover;

Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,

Chalice, but police and lice;

Camel, constable, unstable,

Principle, disciple, label.

Petal, panel, and canal,

Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.

Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,

Senator, spectator, mayor.

Tour, but our and succour, four.

Gas, alas, and Arkansas.

Sea, idea, Korea, area,

Psalm, Maria, but malaria.

Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.

Doctrine, turpentine, marine.


 No.1147505

oh fuck as gadamn wiener


 No.1147506

Compare alien with Italian,

Dandelion and battalion.

Sally with ally, yea, ye,

Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.

Say aver, but ever, fever,

Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.

Heron, granary, canary.

Crevice and device and aerie.

Face, but preface, not efface.

Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.

Large, but target, gin, give, verging,

Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.

Ear, but earn and wear and tear

Do not rhyme with here but ere.

Seven is right, but so is even,

Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,

Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,

Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.

Pronunciation — think of Psyche!

Is a paling stout and spikey?

Won’t it make you lose your wits,

Writing groats and saying grits?

It’s a dark abyss or tunnel:

Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,

Islington and Isle of Wight,

Housewife, verdict and indict.

Finally, which rhymes with enough —

Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?

Hiccough has the sound of cup.

My advice is to give up!!!*

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.1147507

>>1147497

does your gf indulge you with her throat


 No.1147508

does sponge have an actual new gf or is he talking about obsessing over that trans music person


 No.1147509

u cdant see unless u refresh but theres a big (banned) on that post


 No.1147510

>>1147507

she does, it's epic

>>1147508

i do, i've mentioned her before


 No.1147511


 No.1147512

I've gotten good at not caring who sees me doing some weird shit in the moment, but every time I remember there are people in the world who know me as 'the tranny who's singing or dancing down my street every time I see her' I get a li'l kick of unease

being memorable freaks me out way more than looking crazy in public does


 No.1147513

behold you now, the tranny of song and dance!


 No.1147514

File: 1f9b7c6ad5dd666⋯.png (195.06 KB, 700x757, 700:757, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1147515

I've finally done it

I just finished Lwaxana Troi's last appearance

It's finally over


 No.1147516

>>1147465

>cargina

which part of the car is this exactly


 No.1147517

>>1147512

i think if i saw someone singing and dancing down the street i would just assume they were some kind of deranged dangerous person i should stay away from, rather than it being just a silly memorable quirk they have


 No.1147518

>>1147515

i know she was roddenberry's wife, but man was she a blight on the show

the whole troi family could have been excised to the show's benefit, actually. almost every deanna focused episode is terrible too.


 No.1147519

remember the episode where lwaxana tried to go all wonk on the klingon kid


 No.1147520

The Trois were a mistake


 No.1147521

>>1147518

the episode with armus is good but that’s about it

granted i’m only on the fourth or fifth season


 No.1147522

>>1147520

the trois succ but mr hum is epic


 No.1147523

>>1147499

dogs need to be socialised

they're literally pack animals

>>1147498

yeah I was leaning towards letting them get out into space

so they can drift, dead, among the stars for eternity

because they WILL run out of oxygen before getting anywhere


 No.1147524

File: 8733c7b847e4ee1⋯.jpeg (664.41 KB, 896x1032, 112:129, DF14ABA1-5C0B-472E-BF58-E….jpeg)

he’s epic babe


 No.1147525

>>1147509

it's a poem dude

since when are you the one to ban people for making 3 non-spam posts?


 No.1147526

Strapping Sponge and Tumut back to back into a Saw-like contraption that forces their eyelids open and they have to watch all of Voyager, Enterprise, and Discovery unless they rip the other one's face off by tugging a lever


 No.1147527

>>1147523

do ghouls need oxygen to survive?


 No.1147528

File: a283a47e990441d⋯.mp4 (8.24 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, 2018-03-13 17-10-16.mp4)


 No.1147529

>>1147527

pretty sure they do


 No.1147530

I like to imagine that Mr. Homn and Zek's manservant are pen pals


 No.1147531

i think i could have just unbanned myself but that seems like it'd be in poor taste


 No.1147532

File: 2872106b23e12e0⋯.png (585.83 KB, 700x612, 175:153, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1147533

>>1147531

it would be in epic taste


 No.1147534


 No.1147535

ayo link lissen up


 No.1147536

ayo nink lissen up


 No.1147537

File: 7e90558b9945f39⋯.png (290.05 KB, 540x466, 270:233, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1147532

>green eyes

>not red


 No.1147538

>Can I come in and sit down?

>Odo: I don't have any furniture!


 No.1147539

File: c1dbc756d7a0b21⋯.png (307.29 KB, 700x700, 1:1, letty whiterock (touhou) d….png)

gonna wander into the snowstorm and find a yuki-onna gf


 No.1147540

>>1147528

good job rev


 No.1147541

The snow delayed my shipment of 40k minis

Dammit I wanted to put some together tonight


 No.1147542

just make some tulpas


 No.1147543

>Alien Blaster: 92 damage, 204 Alien Power Cells


 No.1147544

File: 876a90d93e7a286⋯.mp4 (5.93 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, 2018-03-13 17-44-22.mp4)


 No.1147545

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

pure kino


 No.1147546

>>1147545

didn't someone murder his dog

does he like actually do anything bad or was it just memes gone wrong


 No.1147547

christ I FORGOT ABOUT CAZADORS


 No.1147548

also why'd you ban me for posting that poem


 No.1147549

>>1147548

it stinky


 No.1147550

>>1147548

it was 3 big posts you fuckin jabroni


 No.1147551

>>1147550

and

people post things worse than that daily

sponge would be banned like every other day


 No.1147552

File: d28dd558253e4f7⋯.jpg (321.84 KB, 800x600, 4:3, d28dd558253e4f7a17b1ff899f….jpg)

If I was in a shitty isekai I would want my cheat power to be the ability to physically manifest tulpas


 No.1147553


 No.1147554

>>1147552

>>1147553

trust me

no

you do not want that


 No.1147555

if you let grant suck you off you get ban immunity


 No.1147556

>>1147551

its worse when its a big ass block of text and for a second i was like "is vfan back because its a series of random contextless walls of text"


 No.1147557

>>1147556

it's a really cool poem about how english pronounciation is a crapshot, most of the words are either things that do rhyme in english (but shouldn't if you view them ""logically"") or things that don't rhyme but look like they would


 No.1147558

wewl hewwo


 No.1147559

>>1147556

>random contextless walls of text

can you not read


 No.1147560

>>1147554

i mean you're wrong but ok


 No.1147561

>>1147559

there was no preface to it to give context

it came up entirely unprompted


 No.1147562

i want to hang out with someone and play tekken and maybe smonk weed with them

none of my friends that smoke weed play tekken, just overwatch


 No.1147563

>>1147562

sounds comfy


 No.1147564

i wanna go and get lunch with someone


 No.1147565

*bans you because your greeting was unprompted and without contextual*


 No.1147566

>>1147561

so do all posts, grant, but yeah you're not wrong

it was a bad ban but they coulda given context


 No.1147567

you should ban cletus for spamming his pastebin links


 No.1147568

>>1147566

>>1147567

i think youre being disingenuous but i dont think its on purpose. is there a word for that kind of thing

i dont think youre that kind of person


 No.1147569

File: dac222b582d015d⋯.png (65.92 KB, 266x195, 266:195, ClipboardImage.png)

why


 No.1147570

>>1147564

fly to alabama


 No.1147571

>>1147568

im not being disingenuous at all

cletus and his links were more spam than the poem, but yeah, the poem should have been presented with context


 No.1147572

i have a weird chlorine taste in my mouth


 No.1147573

i don't think one could be disingenuous on purpose


 No.1147574

i mean, not on purpose


 No.1147575

>>1147571

>cletus and his links were more spam than the poem,

Uh no because they weren't long posts they were links


 No.1147576

ban saltlick for their long blocks of text lol


 No.1147577

Shadowban saltlick


 No.1147578

>>1147572

i thought you said you didnt have a problem with swallowing


 No.1147579

Dice rollRolled 12 (1d20)

roll to kill self


 No.1147580

>>1147579

what's your ac there bud


 No.1147581

i will now become a social eating streamer


 No.1147582

Dice rollRolled 17 (1d20)

>>1147580

16


 No.1147583

i wonder what i’m like in the timeline where i have blonde hair and blue eyes (spongefact: my sister with the same two parents has those traits)


 No.1147584

i wonder what i’m like in the timeline where you shut up


 No.1147585

>>1147583

Is she hot


 No.1147586

>>1147583

he ends up being a straight edge christian boy that posts on mspaf


 No.1147587

>>1147586

my mom would still try to make me an atheist

>>1147585

she’s 14


 No.1147588

>>1147587

so is she hot


 No.1147589


 No.1147590

>>1147588

she looks like me so yes


 No.1147591

>>1147587

>she's 14

that rumbling sound is sako running to his computer


 No.1147592

>>1147591

is that rumble different than the rumble of the floor breaking


 No.1147593

Yikes!


 No.1147594

File: 92a5372b7a9e328⋯.jpg (497.02 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, brutality .jpg)

why is "enemy gives u a relic instead of a card" a modifier, its TOO fun


 No.1147595

>>1147587

tell me more about your mom's relationship with religion/atheism


 No.1147596

File: eea1e9d7633a33e⋯.mp4 (10.64 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, 2018-03-13 18-34-40.mp4)

FUCK THIS CAZADOR


 No.1147597

File: b710d6ec6baa9ec⋯.gif (985.1 KB, 320x240, 4:3, epicnudestuck.gif)


 No.1147598

i wish i was in the undertale-less timeline


 No.1147599

i wish i was in the shadow of the colossus-less timeline


 No.1147600

people will still be jerking that game off thirty fucking years from now for no reason


 No.1147602

>>1147600

in the end isn't sotc some nip's nad end TF story


 No.1147603




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