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rex tillerson is out


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every day you should strive to do at least one productive thing no matter how minor

to remember while you fall asleep and think "I'm proud of myself for doing that"

what are you going to do today?



*clears throat*

*taps mic*





Eat a food


I'm poopin



this except they're all magical girls (male)

if their gem gets too cloudy it nuts inside of them and they turn into a witch



i had that as my resolution last year

it lasted up until about like may or something, and then a few weeks passed before i remembered it


the closest cinemark to me is going to be showing ponyo this month, and the cat returns in april


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hey hows my new FFXIV char that im going to change to from a catgirl when my healer dom resubs me


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> when my healer dom resubs me



is joke

do you not joke about being gay with your friends?




well i'm gay, so


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christ i thought it was a joke that they were obsessed with db



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what a thing to wake up to

so what does this mean


i hope i get at least one of these jobs i applied for so i can start saving up for an AR15 and loads of magazines


post your 5mash roster wishlist hsg


>shin megami tensei representative

>snake (please)




cuz thats the most important thing you could save money for



i mean






King K Rool






Smash needs more villains



Yeah I want Wolf back

Fuck you



clones are cancerous


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Wolf is less of a clone than Falco......


as much as i wanna shit on clones, dr. mario is my fucking nigga


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i want one of these but they're like $1000 and then I also have to buy sights or an optic




is this wesley

every time i see someone here say this my wesley sense tingles


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140 god damn dollary doos


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these are like $500 to $700 but muh free floating handguard....



yes it is


Joey confirmed for smash!


i dont have basically any motivation to study japanese today

i hate this


i hate not having motivation

not studying


just get a nugget


>troi beats data at chess

ok never mind tng is shit



not worth it anymore

They're awful too shoot and too expensive now

the only reason to get one was "ammo is really cheap and the rifle is like $100"


kickstarter idea: homestuck themed restuarant


Gimme the grub burger with grub sauce and troll lettuce with a sopor slime shake, oh gog


pay extra to have a qt waiter spit in your food bucket


you order and wait all night and just when you're about to give up and leave the waiter returns, weakly farts at you, and then presents you with a second menu with HIVESWAP printed at the top


>patreon doesnt allow incest anymore

oh man i wonder how many people are losing their minds rn



it's kinda crazy how there were all these truly terrible porn games that were still making thousands of dollars a month just because they were about incest. kinda reminds me of furries, where the profitability of the porn is just mind boggling.

seeing the developers adapt is pretty interesting. some are just removing all references to incest, so the player just like happens to live in the same house with these women.


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oh fuck yeah bud


Jeff Goldblum will reprise his role as Dr. Ian Malcolm as he guides players through Jurassic World Evolution! We can’t wait for him to join you on your adventure this Summer!

Create your own Jurassic World in Jurassic World Evolution. Coming to PC, PlayStation 4, and Xbox One in Summer 2018. Build your own Jurassic World, bioengineer new dinosaur breeds, and construct attractions, containment, and research facilities. Every choice leads to a different path and spectacular challenges arise when ‘life finds a way.’


i hope the game doesnt suck ass



even if it's just like

a 3d zoo tycoon: dinosaur digs, with no innovation whatsoever

i'll buy the shit out of it


legion season 2 is under a month away

lets hope it doesnt go to shit after s1 like so many other capeshit shows did



not pictured: being a dumbass and taking adderal/antidepressants before step 3


>tumut isn't into buttstuff

this genuinely surprised me and I'm not sure why


epic spaghètt tonight


Seeing ol Goldy again reminds me that Independence Day Resurgence was a thin and now I'm displeased and have a greasy unpleasant feeling in my stomach


I wish I watched Hey Arnold more as a kid



but i thought slamming an entire bottle of antidepressants down your throat at the first sign of depression was the only possible way to escape suicide




also Spongebob, but less because the show appealed to me and more because it's very hard to talk to other people my age if you haven't seen much Spongebob



Cram hard until studying is just reading and listening to normal shit.


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this is just a fetishized hug machine









what is the point if it is not warm and comforting fuck that



It's comforting

You've never slept in a big puffy slightly cool comforter quilt


are there ferret lamias for people like >>1146942 who are too cowardly for scalies



lamias, and their ancestral nemeses mongoosetaurs


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you can use to focus on school


waifuanon-style big dick humiliation, but for dudes too tall for a lamia's tail to constrict all the way around


if we actually get a minecraft server going is it okay to allow people who are not from hsg



it's not cowardice i just want it to be warm.


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would you date a mech



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I'd date a mec






would anyone not



her boobs look really uncomfortable in that setup


fair point!



do what you want but, like, crossies are the worst part of /homosuck/, minecraft crossies could not possibly be an improvement


lmao sure

it was joke


robots are fine but once they're outside of human-range height I feel weird about it


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> once they're outside of human-range height I feel weird about it

oh yeah, fair

but uhhhh speaking of cowardice...


is that part of the fetish for you


would you date a zoid



not him but yes



>but uhhhh speaking of cowardice...

that's completely _ _ fair



No I don't like cowtits honestly but I do like BIG robot arms


Especially b/c she seems nervous and skittish even though she could rip a car in half





gotta agree with big robo arms

even if i prefer them on a robo



im not saying that dating a mech would be the same as dating a car

but it seems similar now that i think about it

and i don't know what to do with that informations


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hey look at this



why bad



nice get

also if im right in assuming that you meant "her tits getting crushed is part of the fetish" that's just weird imeo






yeah they sure did

whats with the reaction


Remember that weird little lemur karkat thing

I hated that thing



The gays have ruined close male friendships forever



if i recollect correctly of my own life experiences close male friendships usually got ruined by the men in the friendship, not much to do with the gays



didn't mexicans make that evolution movie



close male friendships become love

just like any other friendship could become



this is exactly how I flirt


straights ruined close male friendships by writing gay romances as close male friendships

the foundational Victorian texts of buddy fiction are littered with references to contemporary gay culture. the genre was ruined by straights hustling in with shitty straight successors and rewriting gay characters as straight


Sherlock Holmes and John (james? Arthur Conan Doyle didn't care enough to be consistent) Watson are gay dating

A. J. Raffles and Bunny Manders are gay dating, this one's really obvious in the originals but people really have made straightened adaptations


i think what's been considered "okay" in close male friendships has been becoming more limited for a long time, especially in america

in some places in the world male friends kiss and hold hands

i don't think it's the fault of the gays that men in america cant do that, yeah?


anyway! dave strider and karkat vantas are best friends and bros for life and that's why they got together


It's nothing gays directly did, it's just before nobody ever even considered homosexuality to be on the table in most cases

Now there's always a subtext of it since its normalized


thread becomes 10x more bearable when you filter salt



Bros don't fuck rule number zero



>i don't think it's the fault of the gays

no, it's the same "cultural mores" that say men can't show emotion, or hit women who hit them first, etc



>before nobody ever even considered homosexuality to be on the table in most cases

ahistorical bullshit you charlatan

ooh in the past times No One Knew You Could Be Gay BULLSHIT my guy, gays have filtered in and out of straight consciousness countless times over the generations and whether or not people acknowledged the possibility of Gay has always been culturally/geographically specific

Imperial Roman dudes were getting legally hitched to one another


davekat is canon just for the sake of having more gay endgame pairings and people like wonk who eat it up are part of the problem


destroy all physically close male friends tbh


homestuck facts:

they all gay as hell


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>Imperial Roman dudes were getting legally hitched to one another

Shut the fuck up I'm obviously talking about American culture before the gay rights movement picked up steam two thirds into the 20th century

>gays have filtered in and out of straight consciousness countless times over the generations and whether or not people acknowledged the possibility of Gay has always been culturally/geographically specific

Yeah I'm not even disagreeing with this

Context maddy


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>you and your friends are comfortable enough with each other and your sexuality to act overtly homosexual towards each other without it being weird



*reads this post*

*realizes its quoting saltick*

*eyes begin to melt*



No that's shit normie retard frat bros do to make the "homoerotic" subtext of a close male friendship not gay via ironic hyperole

"no homo bro"

it's already a capitulation



although there's always the lurking thought of "i'd be down if you were serious", right


Aristophanes, Ancient Athenian comic playwright and the only heterosexual at the Symposium: the reason humans fall in love is because we used to be two people joined at the back until the gods split us in half, and male homosexuality is the most perfect form of love because there's no icky ladies involved

much, much later Europeans constructing the Western~Canon: ... okay so, we're just gonna ignore this bit,


small brain: ironic acting gay

medium brain: ironic telling guys to hook you up with their sisters and asking if they want to be ur brother in law



>saying "no homo"

no, see, that means you're not comfortable with your sexuality



>no homo bro

you act as if we say this



>medium brain: ironic telling guys to hook you up with their sisters and asking if they want to be ur brother in law

this is the plot of an entire genre of gay pornography



large brain: ironic cutting out the middleman and fucking your own sister



Christianity ruins shit example #3456

You think this is news to me


I agree I don't say it ever



large brain: hooking up with your sister



people knew they could be gay in america before the gay rights movement

it's still ahistorical bullshit



I never said you did?


Take of unknown temperature and freshness:Doing gay sex and being gay are two historically distinct concepts



galaxy brain: attempt to set up a threesome with them and their sister


homosexuals being purged from the American military in WWII and following


police in 19th-c. European city centers, with sodomy laws on the books, focusing their policing efforts as regards the gays on making sure gays weren't vulnerable to blackmailers



universe brain: lets move on to some other topic



Obviously people knew gays were a thing and often slandered political opponents by insinuating they were gay

But if you have a friend who spends a lot of time down on the pig sty of the farm do you assume hes a zoophile or just likes pigs

Maybe in 30 years you might react differently to the same thing




what the fuck kind of comparison are you making here

what the fuck is this

try again


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other topic: Rosenaya is canon



low freshness, medium heat

the medicalization/labeling of homosexuality is certainly a Big Moment in modernity, but gay social spaces in cities and elaborate codes for hinting at other suspected gays ('I think Greek culture is simply fascinating... don't you agree?') are attested centuries prior



>But if you have a friend who spends a lot of time down on the pigsty of the farm do you assume hes a zoophile, or just likes pigs?

Simple and self explanatory

>Maybe in 30 years you might react differently to the same thing

I'm implying that zoophilia will probably be more normalized than it is now and you might not view it as so uncommon

That's my point


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>comparing gay sex to zoophilia



they feel safe because they know you like little girls


Same thing with children and strangers

Before you would leave your kids playing around alone in the neighborhood

Now that there's awareness of pedos you keep your kids on silly leashes even though they're not all that more likely to be diddled


I'm not saying they're the same thing I'm saying one is taboo now like the other used to be taboo


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would u



they were both considered very taboo at one point



That depends on a shit ton of factors



We don't have the technology for this at all this is more silicon valley numale shit like when they reinvented the bus



maybe on my death bed



>I'm not saying they're the same thing I'm saying one is taboo now like the other used to be taboo

the implication here is that you can compare them because they were taboo for similar reasons and therefore have the same possibility of becoming not taboo

you're comparing homosexuality and zoophilia


>uploading spongelord into an ai spam bot on hsg



and that's cool, if you're a zoophile and you're just trying to earnestly relate

but you're not a zoophile, right cletus



would we notice the difference



um except the reason why they're taboo is "um church bad" right



>and therefore have the same possibility of becoming not taboo

Oh I'm certain zoophilia will be less taboo in a few decades than it is now, even if it probably won't be completely accepted


I heard that one out of fifteen to twenty people is a zoophile

I'm not the zoophile



>Oh I'm certain zoophilia will be less taboo in a few decades than it is now

what makes you say this


I'm the pedophile so I can't be the zoophile



>I heard that one out of fifteen to twenty people is a zoophile


Not even through specific zoophile activism or whatever it'll just be a byproduct of more acceptance for abnormal sexual expression


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>I heard that one out of fifteen to twenty people is a zoophile


oh, so it's wishful thinking then


i mean

we do know one person here who purchased somethingfrom bad dragon......


Saltlick, unsourced: There are 16323700 zoophiles in America



people probably said the same thing about homos



Lol whenever people tell me they're 10% of the population


The slippery slope is real but honestly its not a bad thing


>cletus didnt understand the joke


there are more zoophiles in America than stars in the sky



even I got it


even rev got it!





of all times for me not to be able to find the anime screencap comic with "I heard one out of three people is a fag" / "well, I'm not a fag" / "neither am I" / [fourth wall break]

'fifteen to twenty' is somebody's estimate of current HSG's population


what's the joke



ok i didn't get the joke because it never even occurred to me that i would be the zoophile



>'fifteen to twenty' is somebody's estimate of current HSG's population

You honestly think it's that much


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inferior version


hsg -- the dirty dozen



it's not my estimate. I think it was Ben who said it


22 unique ips in the thread


i am sure there are a couple people here that have jacked off to animal porn at least a few times


i dont even think there are any zoophiles here unless you count furries



two of those are me, phoneposting and laptopposting



does pokemon count



phone posters.......................



higher than i expected



hm... depends on the pokemon?


Furries are bad but they're not zoophiles lets be fair

You're a zoophile if you'd fuck a real amnal


what about if you find the concept of a woman getting fucked by an animal hot

what is that called


Especially since anthros are sapient

Pokefuckers are gross and should die those are not sapient creatures man



i don't mean to be the devil's abogado here but uhhh meowth is pretty sentient and he just learned english




sapient, whatever

oh and slowking



i think the most taboo pokemon i beated off to was glaceon


make that 23



Would Reshiram do?







Those aint pornmon

And they're only sapient in the anime


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nah dude they're pretty fucking sapient

there is an episode where they all get separated from their owners and get drunk and talk about how humans suck


would it be zoophilia if the animal you were fucking could reason like a human and consented



That's pretty bad since it's pretty close to a real vulpine like animal



that becomes xenophilia i think



*sees a turtle*

*turtle starts talking*

*pops a boner*




I don't think saying one word over and over at different pitches is even talking you're being generous there


i can understand jacking off to a fictional cartoon vulpine animal but not wanting to fuck an actual fox.




between these two posts we've reinvented furries

good job everybody let's break for lunch



so is it still furry if it's not anthropomorphic?


once upon a furfag dreary


wanting to fuck a nonhumanoid animal with humanlike intelligence is weird and gross

wanting to fuck a nonhumanoid animal without humanlike intelligence is weird, gross, and morally unsound



>pokemon have canonical human-like intelligence (both in the show and in the games)

>you're still a zoophile if you're wanking to a goddamn eveelution.



are we sure that all pokemon have human-like intelligence in the games


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I wasn't sure this would work but damn



attributing human intelligence to something nonhuman is often also considered anthropomorphic


releasing mgsv on ps3 and 360 was a mistake


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in japanese this says that people and pokemon got married




i bet hatreon allows incest


while he jerked it, ona whirring, suddenly there came a purring,

as if something deeply murring, murring like Incineroar



why is that



the game could have been better if they spent less time and budget making ports for dying consoles, and they could have done more with enemy placement and animals and stuff



what is this then


"tis some package," xlr said, "whirring at my chamber door-

-Only dildo, nothing more."


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Set Upon a Windowsill, Found by a Servant.

''Cts. Vadann,

Don't you look now -- or maybe do just that, because who is this lowly court hedgeman to command one of your station, renown, and intellect? -- but in the intervening two day-cycles, there has been a particular cumulonimbal remission. That's not to say I am guaranteed by any measure to drip unction at your wiles' every turn; it's not even, as far as I can assure you, the direct product of my Wizardry, but, well. Let the Sun shine, for once.

You've been through much, and much more. In my capacity as an academic and worldly footsman do I decree: maybe you deserve a break from your burdens. If only the once.

You're welcome, Lacey.

Fear ye not the wulgar vulgar familiarity. After the words we've exchanged, and the mathematics I've had to employ such that our missives arrive according to my pro prescription, we should be allowed a-titular reference. Let me tell you about my walk to the site of my evening camp:

Aog, the erstwhile tenant, as he left the acquiescent lessor's hovel ivy-cube, absconded with a tub of his finest rot-gut garbage water. Really, Countess, I will never understand how anyone of your stature consumes this filth. Is the pretense of a nice, mellow wine too great for you? Oh, well; each has their own, and, anyway, nobody but we two are aware that I stole alcohol from a man nice enough to house me for an evening.

What else do only the two of us share, I wonder?

You can tell me all about it in exactly thirty-nine hours. Don't g


ALSO: Please forgive the innumerable errors. The tincture I usually depl emplyoy so as to expunge evidence of my imperfection is, to my embarrassment and your amusement, and whatever other -ments I might not name so as to play at preserving my dignity's shredded cadaver, ruined by a morning dew in my pack. Such it is with powders!



Read it


I only posted this here because pastebin doesn't allow strikethroughs


now, I haven't clicked either of those pastebin links. possibly 'The Maven' and 'The Peeress' are unconnected texts. but if we are meant to read them as a single text in two parts, I'm laying my bets on The Maven and the Peeress being a Pygmalion take in which Cletus's self-insert takes a vapid noblewoman and teaches her how to Think Good



It's about a a wizard whos an alien and the Good Countess Lacey Vadann is not vapid at all she's a former cavalier


cletus just get an ao3 account


He's only a maven in the magical sense he kind of sucks








It's not a fanfic ew kill yourself



oh yeah they dont allow original fiction, forgot about that



>he hasn't seen the Original Work section on AO3


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follow your dreams


where does fiction go then


I guess fictionpress is still going if AO3 rankles


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>Fate has a cruel sense of humor and the written script is now one of the few talents of which my remaining appendage is still capable.



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>writing clunky prose


over-sized boobies


to be fair, I've only read what's quoted here:


because nothing on earth could compel me to click those links


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i unironically like this except for the part where it is homestuck and doesn't make sense




If you clicked them you'd know that these are letters written in character between them and not how the actual story is narrated



>th-the epistolary parts are clunky for characterization!




why does she have a gunshot or burn wound on her shoulder


*unzips pants*

*types ``boobies'' into google images*


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*unzips pants*

*types "boogie'' into google images*



>like, crossies are the worst part of /homosuck/

says the person who is the worst current poster on /homosuck/


or tied for at the very least, and he's a crossie

so what's your excuse


have you ever posted something so bad you had to hide your own post



>Pokefuckers are gross and should die those are not sapient creatures man

the overwhelming majority of if not every pokemon is fully sapient and just can't speak back to humans

the ones that can talk (meowth, slowking, various other psychic types) are very obviously sapient


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also like gardevoir? or something, one of the waifu mons dex entry in USM is "It can tell if its trainer wants to fuck it and it gets creeped out"



saltlick it’s pretty ironic of you to call literally anybody else’s writing clunky and undesirable


if i dont get any of the 3 jobs i applied for im like

fucked, for months, until i can get my license


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yea i guess it wasn't gardevoir, it was one of the popular furbait ones



Lucario I think


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yea my bad it was lucario, not gardevoir


god i dont want floppy loose skin from weight loss


and i was partially wrong, its just other trainers that want to fuck it, not its own



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post this on tumblr, liberal use of tags, you'll be famous in no time

and it won't be here






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help me help you find a reason to leave here and never come back


i like this album because it has good music but also i think it's kind of funny because although i know the progression of most of the songs and I know that it's an hour long i don't really remember/know when it's getting to an hour usually

the second to last song is "closing time" and the last one is "shut up" so it's easy to tell with that



Is that "aog"

why he have a tiddy


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guess who has shrimp and grits





it better be me



is that what we’re calling pussy now?


you now remember karkalicious



its just mood fluff but you can think he looks like that if you want


A gritty pussy that tastes like shrimp..... :x



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thought of this today


when is my healer dom bf giving me gametime in exchange for blowjobs under his desk :((((


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alright hold the fucking phone

i looked at the comments for mox amber and people are doing nothing but shit on it

are these people fucking retarded?????? are they BLIND????????



"ehhhhhhhhh seems kind of garbage wouldn't play it in modern"



mirror gallery + prototype portal

these people are idiots


those people are also ignoring the fact that fucking "super friends" planeswalker decks exist and are already brutally fast





>should have been if you have a legendary permanent you can tap for one mana of any color, then it would be mildly playable

no, then it would completely take over modern, completely reshape legacy and vintage, and be one of the most powerful cards of all time

these people have just never played with moxen





>probably gonna resit this year

>fourth time doing the first year of a degree

getting real tired of this shit


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if you aren't aware, artifacts that make mana are generally referred to as "rocks", and the moxen were the first (they were in alpha)



>healer dom





im the tank sub

he's the healer dom


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i don't like a lot of the mid 90s magic aesthetic but i do like the original moxen art



i, for one, would be fine with it killing eternal formats



love em, that art is great


that art is great too


>got one of my FOBs invaded last night

that means I have 31 days to develop as many nukes as I can

and at 21 hours per nuke, I think I have the time



I like the backgrounds on these



the classic brown backgrounds are great, yeah



maybe they meant other legendary permanent?

they're still incredibly retarded but I don't know if they're THAT retarded



tanks arent subs......



if you think tanks, who take that damage for the DPS teams, aren't subs...


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old artifacts had brown borders instead of silver/gray

which is why if you used to play an artifact deck they called it a brown deck

they still have colored borders but how they look has changed a lot



This is awful

The third friend sounds way cooler than these two fags





swamp -> dark ritual -> cabal ritual -> fun


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also not that it really matters all that much but "to your mana pool" and most (all?) references to the mana pool are being removed from oracle text and the lexicon

i think it's a decent change, and thinking about it it's kind of weird it didn't happen when they removed the rules text from basics


jim since you said you liked mtg 'trivia', order that cycle from best to worst



we're turning the paradigm on it's head

mixing things up



you mean this one? >>1147178

gimme a minute


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when the FUCK are p4/3 getting a ps4 release


if they rerelease them on ps4 would they become good games





if they don't keep the combat system of p3p i'll just emulate that instead


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if youre not going to read naked lunch read my shit instead


>big boobie mantis





am i the only one who thinks it's hot



it's not as disgusting as sponge's usual stuff but it's not exactly good

i assume he's into her stretch marks and hairy puss


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im sure you're not the only one with a fetish for obese smelly women




>hairy puss



it's not hairy, it just has darker skin coloration, she's a feesh!



maybe it's just more stretch marks

do you expect garbage porn artists to make sense


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why are these people so fucking stupid holy shit

i've never really known mythic to have top commentators but I don't think I've ever seen so many people be so stupid at once on multiple cards



it makes me think too much to be hot

by "preparing her body" does she just mean she got fat

that seems to be the fetish represented here

but zora do not normally have nipples

that's a mammalian trait

she has a bellybutton too which i think is also abnormal for them

does that mean she has actually modified her body in some genetic/magical sense to be more capable of producing a hylian/zora offspring

has her womb also been modified in that case

can she even have children with normal zoras anymore

is being a fat lard just coincidental


a half-human half-zora would probably look pretty cool


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thats basically the tp zoras



something something something milf

something something breeding hips


>eat mildly spicy soup

>nose starts bleeding

what the fuck




salve, ritual, bolt, recall, growth


also i only took this long cuz i got distracted killing a nerscylla

that was fun



Ancestral Recall is obviously the best one you fool



im sorry...


mommy fetish



you write like a fag whos gay



this would have been funnier if you purposefully put it in reverse order but it's not even that so I can't even laugh



suck your own moms dick


salve is, bar none, the worst of that cycle

it's also just a garbage magic card in general, at any point in magic's history

the correct answer is



this is why i need to play more

i honestly couldnt tell you what's more important between those effects


i think the persona 4 golden opening is the only intro movie i watch everytime i load up the game

skipping is not allowed


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thread theme


what's the difference between a mommy gf and a milf?



Ancestral Recall

it's a pay 1 draw 3



yes so i've gathered rev, thank you



Mommy gf acts like a mommy to you

Milf just happens to be a mother



once a little more incesty i guess

like you want her to actually behave like a mom who fucks you, not just be mom-shaped



card draw is the most important thing like 95% of the time

bolt is extremely effecient removal

ritual is fine but like i don't know if it's Actually Good outside of meme strats where you combo off turn 1

growth isn't a GREAT pump spell but it's not the worst

salve is just garbage. complete and utter garbage



cool, cool, this all makes sense

so is life gain and damage prevention just not important?



unless you're depending very heavily on your creatures/planeswalkers, where you would want to prevent that damage, you're better off not using it


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life gain is (generally) not amazing but there are good lifegain cards

it's just that salve isn't one of them.

plus the only life total that matters is 0

this is an example of a good lifegain spell


one of the main reasons life gain isn't good is that you're spending cards and mana on undoing damage while your opponent is using their cards and mana to get more board presence, in addition to not only dealing the damage you just healed, but most likely more




living in the uk must be complete shit



mommy vore fetish



post mommy vore


lifelink and cards that are good but also have life gain (shamanigans) are generally the only good kinds of life gain

or things that have incidental lifegain, since you should never really be aiming for lifegain that much


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this is also a good """life gain""" spell


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this is a great counter to those ultra life gain decks in commander


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you know

any kind of effect like that that's not horrendously overcosted

if you're using it for its lifegain there are also better cards



no, you play it against someone who's using the +100 life Ajani, or who's trying to win via Felidar Sovereign.


*falls asleep in uk*

*officer wakes me up and arrests me due to my sleeping license being expired*


also not everybody wants to play black, or splash enough black to run Sorin



if you're running a 9 mana spell that does that little i think you can splash black


i wanna smoke weed and fuck bitches



here's one you might have an easier time with

what's the most printed card in mtg history


*takes all your butter knives*

*posts them on twitter as a successful weapons raid*



i'll pay your bail if you talk about homestuck


brainfog's getting real bad lads



You just noticed this now after how many years


and so the host tries desperately to destroy the horror that rides atop it



I'm mature enough to admit this is a good burn

but no

I've been aware of it fluctuating on day/week scales since, like, puberty


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me, rn, curryless


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cute girls


except for ann, but 3/4 is good enough



ann is cute though wtf


curry isn't that good to be honest



ann's a dumb bitch



mysoginist gay ben...



what's this from


people who want mommy gfs unironically disgust me



persona 5


wwant creativve collaborator gf



have you learned nothing from hussie


wwant right-wwing creativve collaborator gf


come to the gf store, we got

mommy gfs

sunny autism gfs

weeb gfs

and even manic pixie gfs

(goth gfs currently out of stock)


the red head glasses fetish bitch in persona 5 pisses me off


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persona 5




quit being wrong



>hire someone competent to handle any money my work makes

>limit your narrative scope to something you can resolve in a satisfying way

I was already gonna do the first one and I'm still pretty bad at the second so I guess not



she's a giant pile of stupid fetishes



>(goth gfs currently out of stock)



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you have shit taste




ban this poster


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where's the bf gf


I'm just a manic pixie dream gf looking for a jaded workaholic gf to show her a good time and remind her that the world is full of wonder...




this poster(s) is a dumb bitch with no friends


daily futaba was nice


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dan gheesling had his second kid today


wwant ghost wwriter gf



Adam always gets to do all the cool shit


it's less that I want a gf I can collaborate with on our creative work

I try to structure my social life in a way where creative collaboration plays a role in all of my significant relationships

it's been going pretty well so far, would recommend


how many episodes is big brother? we should do a group watch sometime



stop talking him ya homo


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daily futaba


there's like 19 seasons





I hate this bitch! I want Joey!



theres a 3 hour supercut of dan in bb10 on youtube


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anyway the best girl from p5 is the cute goth doctor



what the fuck

what is the deal with you and dan man


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>server has a bot with a leveling system involved with posting frequency

>server has venting channel

>server has over 10 rules



fuck you



i joined the server for 10 seconds because it's for a kind of garbage wn that I used to read and it was done by 2 translators

one of the translators disappeared and his site is malware now (honestly they should remove the links) and was wondering if I should read it again



i didnt make the supercut bitch


people who play vns don't count as human

people who watch lets plays of vns should be actually hunted


pop team epic should never have been translated



see, vn applies to so much shit i think thats too much of a blanket statement


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*wheels into thread on hospital bed*

um... its glandular



what about people who commentate and upload playthroughs of vns but have literally no viewers


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what the fuck kind of bullshit is this


visual novels are novels with visual aspects. they're not dating sims. they're not rpgs.



they've ascended beyond all of us



the past few episodes have been relatively unepic



that one gif of his family scrubbing him down is supposed to be disgusting, but i find it very relaxing for some reason

like a tanker ship being scrubbed of its barnacles


I 8n't fat, I'm just 8ulking!



when they do puns that are like completely untranslatable and reference old tv shows and shit no one in the west would know about, it's not gonna be very epic


the curry recipe i followed turned out to be a bust

big bummer


To be fair, you need a very high iq to understand pop team epic


i actually have a friend who does the whole devoted career youtuber with no followers thing

it's exactly as sad as you imagine when you see these channels



post it



i more just meant doing 7+ minute skits and then just like 1-2 "actual" jokes

bob epic team is fine but when it's half of the 'normal' episode it's kind of lame



im incredibly hungry to the point where my stomach feels like a ps2 controller during a cutscene

what an unfamiliar sensation, i aint had that feelin all the time i was away






gas the fats


We need to have World War III except everyone sends their most incapable worthless citizens to fight.



i can't find it

i found a compilation of every time he said "ow mah leygs" if you want that instead


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liberalism is a mental disease


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where's the cutoff point then



you know what'd be more satisfying

if you could just tear that fat off like putty

toss the chunks to the side into a small pile on the floor




the goth cosplayer looks dead



that sounds equally as appealing


maybe women should be in charge of more drone strikes on civilians...



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2, 3, are the absolute limit

5 is barely fat


i feel like i am extremely terrible at finding good porn

teach me



I know, I only posted 5 cause it's hot as FUCK



6 people should rule the world!




Go on porn.com stupid





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here i'll get you started son


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Pictured: an incredible milestone in women's rights




no please i want real advice


wwhatever happened to lynndie england


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think about the kind of porn you like

find good material for it



these are epic



i'm not going to bother looking it up, who?



thank you? thank you


women should just fucking die



this but with fat people



did Beck predict the rise of soyboys in fucking 1994?




she assisted torturing prisoners at abu ghraib


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>if goku wins this epic battle, a free (lap) dance for all present

god damn


>mom tells me tomorrow i should go to my grandmas (i guess my, now) house to help figure out prices of shit laying around to sell

>have tf2 trading flashbacks

i dislike this turn of events



grant tearing up the floorboards to find his grandma's stash of max's severed heads



uhhhhhh china set 3 buds or offers

small godzilla toy 2 ref



It is a law that all males in Latin America have to watch at least one episode of the Cloverway dub a day from 5-18 or else the junta/generalissimo/jefe of your respective banana republic sends a death squad to kill your mother



is the china set vintage


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BTW its not a bad dub and sometimes I intersperse episodes of it in my rewatch of various sagas

its an easy way to keep myself thinking about sentence structure/grammar rules/conjugation

if i did 6 years of this goddamn language i'm gonna at least try to keep from getting completely rusty


dare you enter

the rev zone




i hate this man so much


EDF enlistment drives when



Google big tiddy



Didn't this happen awhile ago


Not this particular speech obviously, but the whole space force thing


i asked my mommy to pick me up some coconut water and she got me SPARKLING coconut water >:(


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you know, he’s probably right


how long until trump tries to claim the moon


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this guy is nuts


coconut water

i tried to like it, i really did, especially because i do love coconuts

but i just don't enjoy drinking it

its just kinda meh


You gotta get the coconut water with sugar in it



its only good when its fresh from the coconut imo


coconut water tastes like someone left a banana floating in tap water for a week


me, yesterday: how can you not like a type of food?!?!?!

me, today: i hate coconut flavored things


coconut water is good and you are all bitch idiots



i want a blowjob from her



sheev's feev and seev


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Lets talk about our least favorite beverages

I submit to the table


i can't stand root beer



Fuck you

Fuck you

Fuck you

Fuck you








my gf’s pussy slime


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I could take or leave this tho


i feel like my friend probably wont text me back



grape soda is gross


arizona iced tea rules


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in europe they got big pouches of capri sun and its good as hell



what the fuck even is




suburban white people repellent




Just because the convenience store had them, I decided to try the cotton-candy flavored Faygo. It made me physically ill.


video game micro-genres

you've got your tactical espionage action (mgs) and your high speed robot action (zone of the enders), but how about european jankcore (the precursors, past cure, etc) or youtube scarewave (fnaf, tattletail, slender)


ive never seen faygo anywhere


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*swoops in with one of the only good sodas*


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i don't remember whether this was good or not but i'm not going out of my way to find it


Mit's bit and quit

Formerly Veef's






it's a midwestern brand


i wish i hadnt lost contact with every other irl friend i had lol

im gonna die spending 95% of my time in this house until i leave


Faygo Red Pop or whatever their Cherry Crush knockoff is pretty good

And the grape one

I rarely drink soda now, and I remember Faygo tastes even more sugary sweet than most

It would probably be disgusting but I would definitely buy a can just to try



> repellent

seems like they'd love it


All Goya sodas are nice

I just don't like Malta



ask xlr and tumut


this sparkling coconut water is so bad



Coconut water


Green tea (Iced)




Iced black tea


Coffee, skim w/ no sugar



really good coffee

ice water

diet coke



oj w/ pulp (can't drink anymore because sugar)

diet dr pepper cherry (can't drink anymore because caffeine)

just fucking water



hsg isnt for old ass bitchez



>Aog, the erstwhile tenant, as he left the acquiescent lessor's hovel ivy-cube, absconded with a tub of his finest rot-gut garbage water.

Epic homestuck reference xD





Gamer Girl Pee



diet coke

pepsi 1893 ginger cola

ice water with crushed ice


carbonated drinks suck huge butt holess


>diet sodas

Gross, fuck off and die, enjoy your cancer



dr peppy

good tea

uhhh some sparkling peach drink i forget the brand



orange juice

crystal light or generic

water (unironically)


oh uhhh sprite too, forgot that


why does diet soda even exist

just dont drink soda



[in type 1 diabetes voice] it's epic



some of them are palatable

i find the trick is not already like the non-diet soda so you're not comparing it to something actually good


rate your favourite fruit juices lads


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did someone come out with a hot fake leak?



>Red Luigi



its a crime that birdo hasnt been in smash yet




I don't get it


I want some pomegranate juice



oj >>>>> *





the various epic mountain dews and faygos

coconut water tied with guava juice

coffee (black)


to be fair, the wii fit trainer is very smexy


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Pear (this shit)

Apple (Cider only)



Its villager in german



i fucking love fruit juices

but the sugar.... and if you think diet soda is bad................ well...........................................................




>Red Luigi

>No Green Mario

I think I'll give this one a pass.


pomegranate-blueberry > oj


there is nothing more evil and sinister in this world than buying apple juice only to find out these stupid bastards added even more sugar to this already sweet drink


every day my urge to murder Bigdick McLocal Painter grows


Goya fruit juices

London Fog

Sweet peppermint tea


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reminds ya of hometstuck huh


I like that Mexican apple soda

I can't recall the name

But it is sugary as fuck


diet cranberry juice is among the worst things i've ever ingested



how much do you weigh



the only wii fit picture I've seen is probably a belly button fetish image but I pretend it's a TF



>Bigdick McLocal Painter

This isn't the guy who paints with his dick, right?




the best fruit juices are:

>my friends have this strawberry banana shit I like but it's powdered

>white grape





i didnt make the connection with the white skin until you said that


i saw an animation of her riding an exercise bike with a dildo and it was *kisses fingers like a chef* pretty good, not the best but it was up there


i probably have a bit of a bellybutton fetish now tbh



manzanita sol is drek


im rude to hot waitresses so they’ll spit in my food



how big is your bellybutton




no. I mean, he does sleep with his models behind his wife's back, so kinda, but no it's not that dude

in this context, when I say 'bigdick,' I mean he's arrogant and overhyped




that's some 5-dimensional chess right there



i'm always nice to waitresses you fool



lemme see

i can fit my thumb in there up to the first knuckle


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trump passed a new law that you can only jerk it to this now



i was just using your flag because that seems like a thing you'd do

or at least, a thing you'd be into fetish-wise


Impersonating other people with their flags is dumb and gay



think of all the spit you're missing out on though...


redpill me on carginas



Based Donnie



i wasn't impersonating him

that should have been uhhhhhh obvious since he's using his name and the other flag right now



i think my right ear is fucked

i've been hearing bass slightly better in my left for about a year now and always attributed it to shitty headphones or ear wax

and i'm fairly confident neither is the case


its MY flag



says the guy who took his flag off to ask himself a question



oh, yeah. anyway it's hotter if they spit in my food because i was cute and nice to them


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I never did that, go fuck yourself



*takes a grunting, laborious fat ogre shit*



How would they know about your epic fetish though



see is this tumut or someone with the neppers flag


yerba mate is pretty good


fruit juices are bad for you

it's just very tasty sugar water


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heck off



i've only ever had it in gas station pills and alex jones pills



they wouldn't and this would probably never happen in real life


What do you even get out of impersonating people on this shitty board


sponge how much of your power level do you show irl


should I kill the ghouls or let them succeed?


i think using "power level' in a ""serious"" manner when talking about video games or anime or something is fucking stupid


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I dunno what do you get out of it


say you're out walking your dog

a stranger who is also walking their dog comes up, says hi, and asks if it is okay for their dog to play with yours

is this weird


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'cause I can totally kill the ghoul astronauts






it depends. i never talk about my fetishes to people i don't or barely know, if that's what you're wondering. most of my besties know about the harvest tho


i've actually stopped the harvest because i love my gf



you should let them succeed, they're good ghouls






i didn't think so either but like half the people i ask seem a little put off by it


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your power has waned


Dearest creature in creation,

Study English pronunciation.

I will teach you in my verse

Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.

I will keep you, Suzy, busy,

Make your head with heat grow dizzy.

Tear in eye, your dress will tear.

So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.

Just compare heart, beard, and heard,

Dies and diet, lord and word,

Sword and sward, retain and Britain.

(Mind the latter, how it’s written.)

Now I surely will not plague you

With such words as plaque and ague.

But be careful how you speak:

Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;

Cloven, oven, how and low,

Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.

Hear me say, devoid of trickery,

Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,

Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,

Exiles, similes, and reviles;

Scholar, vicar, and cigar,

Solar, mica, war and far;

One, anemone, Balmoral,

Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;

Gertrude, German, wind and mind,

Scene, Melpomene, mankind.

Billet does not rhyme with ballet,

Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.

Blood and flood are not like food,

Nor is mould like should and would.

Viscous, viscount, load and broad,

Toward, to forward, to reward.

And your pronunciation’s OK

When you correctly say croquet,

Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,

Friend and fiend, alive and live.



Ivy, privy, famous; clamour

And enamour rhyme with hammer.

River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,

Doll and roll and some and home.

Stranger does not rhyme with anger,

Neither does devour with clangour.

Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,

Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,

Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,

And then singer, ginger, linger,

Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,

Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.

Query does not rhyme with very,

Nor does fury sound like bury.

Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.

Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.

Though the differences seem little,

We say actual but victual.

Refer does not rhyme with deafer.

Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.

Mint, pint, senate and sedate;

Dull, bull, and George ate late.

Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,

Science, conscience, scientific.

Liberty, library, heave and heaven,

Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.

We say hallowed, but allowed,

People, leopard, towed, but vowed.

Mark the differences, moreover,

Between mover, cover, clover;

Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,

Chalice, but police and lice;

Camel, constable, unstable,

Principle, disciple, label.

Petal, panel, and canal,

Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.

Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,

Senator, spectator, mayor.

Tour, but our and succour, four.

Gas, alas, and Arkansas.

Sea, idea, Korea, area,

Psalm, Maria, but malaria.

Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.

Doctrine, turpentine, marine.


oh fuck as gadamn wiener


Compare alien with Italian,

Dandelion and battalion.

Sally with ally, yea, ye,

Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.

Say aver, but ever, fever,

Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.

Heron, granary, canary.

Crevice and device and aerie.

Face, but preface, not efface.

Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.

Large, but target, gin, give, verging,

Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.

Ear, but earn and wear and tear

Do not rhyme with here but ere.

Seven is right, but so is even,

Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,

Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,

Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.

Pronunciation — think of Psyche!

Is a paling stout and spikey?

Won’t it make you lose your wits,

Writing groats and saying grits?

It’s a dark abyss or tunnel:

Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,

Islington and Isle of Wight,

Housewife, verdict and indict.

Finally, which rhymes with enough —

Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?

Hiccough has the sound of cup.

My advice is to give up!!!*




does your gf indulge you with her throat


does sponge have an actual new gf or is he talking about obsessing over that trans music person


u cdant see unless u refresh but theres a big (banned) on that post



she does, it's epic


i do, i've mentioned her before



I've gotten good at not caring who sees me doing some weird shit in the moment, but every time I remember there are people in the world who know me as 'the tranny who's singing or dancing down my street every time I see her' I get a li'l kick of unease

being memorable freaks me out way more than looking crazy in public does


behold you now, the tranny of song and dance!


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I've finally done it

I just finished Lwaxana Troi's last appearance

It's finally over




which part of the car is this exactly



i think if i saw someone singing and dancing down the street i would just assume they were some kind of deranged dangerous person i should stay away from, rather than it being just a silly memorable quirk they have



i know she was roddenberry's wife, but man was she a blight on the show

the whole troi family could have been excised to the show's benefit, actually. almost every deanna focused episode is terrible too.


remember the episode where lwaxana tried to go all wonk on the klingon kid


The Trois were a mistake



the episode with armus is good but that’s about it

granted i’m only on the fourth or fifth season



the trois succ but mr hum is epic



dogs need to be socialised

they're literally pack animals


yeah I was leaning towards letting them get out into space

so they can drift, dead, among the stars for eternity

because they WILL run out of oxygen before getting anywhere


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he’s epic babe



it's a poem dude

since when are you the one to ban people for making 3 non-spam posts?


Strapping Sponge and Tumut back to back into a Saw-like contraption that forces their eyelids open and they have to watch all of Voyager, Enterprise, and Discovery unless they rip the other one's face off by tugging a lever



do ghouls need oxygen to survive?


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pretty sure they do


I like to imagine that Mr. Homn and Zek's manservant are pen pals


i think i could have just unbanned myself but that seems like it'd be in poor taste


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it would be in epic taste



ayo link lissen up


ayo nink lissen up


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>green eyes

>not red


>Can I come in and sit down?

>Odo: I don't have any furniture!


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gonna wander into the snowstorm and find a yuki-onna gf



good job rev


The snow delayed my shipment of 40k minis

Dammit I wanted to put some together tonight


just make some tulpas


>Alien Blaster: 92 damage, 204 Alien Power Cells


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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

pure kino



didn't someone murder his dog

does he like actually do anything bad or was it just memes gone wrong




also why'd you ban me for posting that poem



it stinky



it was 3 big posts you fuckin jabroni




people post things worse than that daily

sponge would be banned like every other day


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If I was in a shitty isekai I would want my cheat power to be the ability to physically manifest tulpas





trust me


you do not want that


if you let grant suck you off you get ban immunity



its worse when its a big ass block of text and for a second i was like "is vfan back because its a series of random contextless walls of text"



it's a really cool poem about how english pronounciation is a crapshot, most of the words are either things that do rhyme in english (but shouldn't if you view them ""logically"") or things that don't rhyme but look like they would


wewl hewwo



>random contextless walls of text

can you not read



i mean you're wrong but ok



there was no preface to it to give context

it came up entirely unprompted


i want to hang out with someone and play tekken and maybe smonk weed with them

none of my friends that smoke weed play tekken, just overwatch



sounds comfy


i wanna go and get lunch with someone


*bans you because your greeting was unprompted and without contextual*



so do all posts, grant, but yeah you're not wrong

it was a bad ban but they coulda given context


you should ban cletus for spamming his pastebin links




i think youre being disingenuous but i dont think its on purpose. is there a word for that kind of thing

i dont think youre that kind of person


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fly to alabama



im not being disingenuous at all

cletus and his links were more spam than the poem, but yeah, the poem should have been presented with context


i have a weird chlorine taste in my mouth


i don't think one could be disingenuous on purpose


i mean, not on purpose



>cletus and his links were more spam than the poem,

Uh no because they weren't long posts they were links


ban saltlick for their long blocks of text lol


Shadowban saltlick



i thought you said you didnt have a problem with swallowing


Dice rollRolled 12 (1d20)

roll to kill self



what's your ac there bud


i will now become a social eating streamer


Dice rollRolled 17 (1d20)




i wonder what i’m like in the timeline where i have blonde hair and blue eyes (spongefact: my sister with the same two parents has those traits)


i wonder what i’m like in the timeline where you shut up



Is she hot



he ends up being a straight edge christian boy that posts on mspaf



my mom would still try to make me an atheist


she’s 14



so is she hot




she looks like me so yes



>she's 14

that rumbling sound is sako running to his computer



is that rumble different than the rumble of the floor breaking




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why is "enemy gives u a relic instead of a card" a modifier, its TOO fun



tell me more about your mom's relationship with religion/atheism


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i wish i was in the undertale-less timeline


i wish i was in the shadow of the colossus-less timeline


people will still be jerking that game off thirty fucking years from now for no reason



in the end isn't sotc some nip's nad end TF story


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