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File: 56e573fbf795052⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 72.18 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 1519921840190.jpg)

 No.1147601

BOO!

old: >>1146871

 No.1147604


 No.1147605

File: 301b63c17c57d16⋯.jpg (64.78 KB, 500x374, 250:187, IMG_1281.JPG)


 No.1147606

File: f0d9bb701bf2bff⋯.mp4 (6.3 MB, 480x270, 16:9, come on.mp4)


 No.1147607

I'm having an identity crisis... this curry is too hot for me to eat even though I enjoy it, it's so hot I can't even follow what my friend's talking about it if I keep eating, I knew I was a little bitch about spicy food but I thought I wasn't this much of a little bitch


 No.1147608

>>1147605

who do you choose, hsg


 No.1147609

File: cab319ae76fac62⋯.jpg (180.38 KB, 595x595, 1:1, 1479268166754.jpg)


 No.1147610

otoh their housemate's cat is being v sweet and letting me pet him... soothing


 No.1147611

I want a bobcat


 No.1147612

whoever was talking shit about sotc last thread, you're a fuckboy


 No.1147613

shart of the colossus


 No.1147614

isn't sotc just some nip nerd's smalldom/bigsub fantasy


 No.1147615

>>1147612

i wasn't shitting on it i was making a joke my lad


 No.1147616

Alright the egg has opened

Babadi saga ends and Buu begins

Time to see if this arc is tedious as I remember


 No.1147617

File: 4962f6f70bb26e8⋯.png (204.79 KB, 481x660, 481:660, ClipboardImage.png)

wew


 No.1147618

>>1147615

oh

oh...


 No.1147619

File: 5820363474346da⋯.png (291.98 KB, 900x600, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

huh, i kinda want this


 No.1147620

how about that pennsylvania race


 No.1147621

File: 21d5aabb35a6a5c⋯.jpg (165.02 KB, 1680x1050, 8:5, shit.jpg)


 No.1147622

you need to have a schedule.you need to stick with it. its so important


 No.1147623

tulpa

>>1147622

fine


 No.1147624

>>1147620

>lamb's only up by 700 votes

>6000 absentee ballots wont be counted til tomorrow

fugg


 No.1147625

my dead ex gf loved shadow of the colossus


 No.1147626

>>1147625

i guess she did try to take on an enemy many times her size headfirst


 No.1147627

>>1147626

come on man i was gonna make a train joke too but you can do better than that


 No.1147628

File: cf801ef9414af5c⋯.jpg (104.58 KB, 640x640, 1:1, IMG_1307.JPG)


 No.1147629

>>1147628

You go Girl!


 No.1147630

File: d804fed0bace051⋯.jpg (419.16 KB, 729x1063, 729:1063, ebifly_crossover_akiyama y….jpg)

>dnd game is falling apart because of a single argument out of game


 No.1147631

hey


 No.1147632

File: 1126390524dc1a1⋯.png (155.66 KB, 600x437, 600:437, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1147633

>>1147632

he believes in karkat


 No.1147634

>>1147632

cool pidgeon


 No.1147635

>>1147633

i dont get it

>>1147634

thats a duckling, you fool


 No.1147636

[in angel voice] i love kiwis almost as much as i love dick


 No.1147637

>>1147636

epic post


 No.1147638

>>1147632

cute velociraptor


 No.1147639

nice shitpost


 No.1147640

File: 57f0dc8da69849a⋯.png (509.35 KB, 1280x1716, 320:429, he believes in karkat.png)


 No.1147641

anyway my grandmas ashes are just in a box on her couch. and my mom said she was going to spread some around the house before they sell it? and then divide them up in like, mini urns. i told her i do not want one. this whole thing seems odd


 No.1147642

File: ab16f9663e0e397⋯.png (2.29 KB, 195x295, 39:59, 1342578744469.png)

[me voice] is the emotion I'm having right now malaise, ennui, or alienation...


 No.1147643

File: a3922d53e816e44⋯.jpg (197.32 KB, 1346x675, 1346:675, Capture.JPG)


 No.1147644

File: e94028c6420f6e4⋯.mp4 (15.7 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, 2018-03-13 20-40-34.mp4)

so uh


 No.1147645

I've killed 4/5 legendary creatures now

all that remains is the legendary bloatfly that's in Big Mt


 No.1147646

rip robot voice wheelchair man


 No.1147647

>>1147646

oh damn I guess so

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-43396008

have a good afterlife mr hawking


 No.1147648

>>1147644

Don't give up, skeleton!


 No.1147649

>>1147646

oh my god I thought you were being an asshole


 No.1147650

>>1147646

thats a wheel shame


 No.1147651

>>1147650

weaksauce


 No.1147652

>>1147650

get the fuck out of my wheelhouse


 No.1147653

>tell mom hawking died

>she sends me "😱"

what a time to be alive


 No.1147654

[8 minutes later] "have a good afterlife mr hawking" is possibly, the stupidest thing I ever said?


 No.1147655

>>1147647

oh

oh dear

rip in peace, hawking

thanks for your work


 No.1147656

okay but did steven hawking like sotc


 No.1147657

>>1147656

he was more of an ico man


 No.1147658

who the fuggy mcwuggy is hawking and why does it look like he's merging with his wheelchair


 No.1147659

>>1147658

nice brainlet post!


 No.1147660

File: 398723838e566ad⋯.png (9.21 KB, 600x600, 1:1, IMG_5850.PNG)


 No.1147661

>>1147658

Big Physics Man

"amyotrophic lateral sclerosis," over his life he got more and more paralyzed


 No.1147662

>>1147654

this would possibly be the stupidest thing you've ever said if you were mute your whole life


 No.1147663

>>1147662

see, this is a much weaker burn


 No.1147664

>>1147658

you need to drink a gallon of bleach then immediately jump into the grand canyon


 No.1147665

brain fog burn: good, snappy, I had no one to blame but myself

something something mute burn: long, obtusely-phrased, implies things I say out loud (that cletus has never heard) are dumber than things I type


 No.1147666

paradoxically the words "that was the stupidest thing I've ever said" will always be the stupidest words salt has or will have ever said


 No.1147667

see, when you say the narration in your story is less clunky than the quote of the dude writing a letter,

>>1147666

this sort of thing is why I don't believe you


 No.1147668

saltlick burning the absolute shit out of cletus, someone should sell tickets


 No.1147669

>>1147668

people would spend money not to hear his opinions wonk

have fun filling the stadium


 No.1147670

>>1147669

cletus stop it's sad watching you try to come back from this


 No.1147671

>>1147669

this one has more potential but still no flair

>set up shop outside saltlick event

>sell noise-canceling earmuffs

>???

>profit


 No.1147672

>>1147669

good post


 No.1147673


 No.1147674

File: 64a9cdb3fb91339⋯.jpg (176.02 KB, 640x800, 4:5, IMG_1310.JPG)


 No.1147675

File: 9e1f1eafc5a347b⋯.jpg (156.07 KB, 1680x1050, 8:5, Image4.jpg)

should I do "Invader Zim the Fallout DLC"?


 No.1147676

I think I'm watching this girl I knew in college slowly realize she's in love with her best friend? but like, just after graduation they got in a van for a six-month(? year?)-long cross-country roadtrip, so this feels kinda delayed


 No.1147677

>>1147671

>start business: a clothing store where the clothes are free but there's an ankle deep puddle of diarrhea on the floor

>sell rubber boots outside store

>???

>default on your loans and slit wrists 6 months later


 No.1147678

>>1147675

it's probably the best yeah


 No.1147679

>>1147677

[confused beatnik snapping noises]


 No.1147680

>>1147678

good point, it was this or the zion DLC, and that one's just a pain in the ass


 No.1147681

File: c897074fa6ca196⋯.png (983.51 KB, 1680x1050, 8:5, nice title card though.png)


 No.1147682

>>1147674

where's the joke buckley


 No.1147683

File: f87a37e19df6dba⋯.mp4 (14.41 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, 2018-03-13 21-33-31.mp4)

­


 No.1147684

>>1147682

>>1147682

the joke is gender reveal parties are dumb


 No.1147685

>>1147630

that's how these things usually go yea

what happened


 No.1147686

>>1147684

what the heck is a gender reveal party


 No.1147687

>>1147685

a very heated argument about wizard and how it needs to be worse


 No.1147688

>>1147686

i think it's a thing that weird people do where they have a ""surprise"" party for the sex of their unborn baby

instead of just, you know, saying "hey it's a girl/boy"


 No.1147689

>>1147688

seems like a great idea, tho

i wish more information was conveyed through cakes


 No.1147690

>>1147686

well the grnder reveal might be aprt of the general baby shower

youve seen the cakes right

and the gender anouncements like shooting a box with a high powered rifle and it explodes into blue powder which is how you reveal youre having a boy


 No.1147691

time to cut the which child has an inoperable brain tumor cake!


 No.1147692

>names child rowan

>dresses child entirely in black

>"ooh, is it a boy or a girl?"

>it's a goth


 No.1147693

>>1147690

>youve seen the cakes right

no, i haven't

>and the gender anouncements like shooting a box with a high powered rifle and it explodes into blue powder which is how you reveal youre having a boy

is this whole concept a joke


 No.1147694

>>1147690

thank god I live in the civilized part of america


 No.1147695

File: 8f4e7e86a6b618c⋯.jpg (349 KB, 1319x2000, 1319:2000, 8f4e7e86a6b618cdcffd3bcbc9….jpg)

theory: could i successfully masturbate to the touhous i have saved


 No.1147696

LOL masturbation funny


 No.1147697

top kek... i touch my weewee to p0rnz!!!


 No.1147698

File: d9333ff8254b480⋯.png (385.77 KB, 2010x2010, 1:1, 7BBA9904-39C9-4025-BE1A-20….png)

>>1147693

not even a little

>>1147694

you don't


 No.1147699

i maek le cummie....... xD


 No.1147700

>>1147695

that's less of a theory and more of a research question

my hypothesis is yes


 No.1147701

>>1147698

nibba "high culture" in vegas is the largest casino buffet


 No.1147702

>>1147701

you're deflecting, we weren't talking about vegas

also, I don't know, having a box seat at the Smith Center seems pretty classy


 No.1147703

File: d2386656afed2dc⋯.png (4.93 KB, 200x200, 1:1, laughing jade.png)

theory: is starting a cup of tea at 12:30 am a really bad idea


 No.1147704

i'm not saying that I have one, I'm just saying that would be pretty classy


 No.1147705

>>1147703

procedure: yes probably


 No.1147706

who wanted that PS3 exploit when it came out

it's MINUTES OLD NOW

https://ps3xploit.com/


 No.1147707

high class in Vegas is parking your llama for free downtown at tony's camping compound


 No.1147708

File: b702c8efdd85e45⋯.png (301.45 KB, 433x769, 433:769, b702c8efdd85e4599bf3d6559f….png)

>>1147700

I only have like 5 "porn" images saved and maybe an extra 2 or so that are even remotely lewd.

I don't think I could do it.

I mean, I could just keep jacking it until i cum, but i feel that's missing the spirit of it.


 No.1147709

>>1147708

could you jack it solely to that picture


 No.1147710

straight dudes kissing, but not with tongue, because that would be gay


 No.1147711

File: b3f96a0f6d86f2d⋯.png (659.14 KB, 1458x714, 243:119, 0a69d5878770d9af11972c8106….png)

>>1147709

I tried jacking off to some random tv show when I was on vacation once. It was some tv show about camelot or some shit, iirc.

I didn't jack off to it but I jacked off while watching it and found I couldn't get off and/or didn't try for long enough.

The answer: maybe, i guess, i dunno


 No.1147712

"straight" guys kissing, with a little tongue


 No.1147713

so........ fucking...., funnny


 No.1147714

i lol


 No.1147715

>>1147711

uh

okay


 No.1147716

i lol


 No.1147717

the masterbate... lol


 No.1147718

straight dudes telling themselves, every time, that this is the last time they kiss with tongue


 No.1147719

lol out lout


 No.1147720

haha


 No.1147721

tiddi


 No.1147722

hen tai


 No.1147723

oh no, the need for fake-dating fic rises

what did I just do to myself


 No.1147724

i lol...everytime


 No.1147725

File: f19ea9a15339c60⋯.png (554.56 KB, 700x933, 700:933, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1147712

""straight""


 No.1147726

>>1147718

hhhnnnnggg


 No.1147727

>>1147725

y-yeah


 No.1147728

tweh smex.........,,,


 No.1147729

lol


 No.1147730

Is Star Trek Enterprise unpopular? The episodes I've seen so far have all been pretty enjoyable


 No.1147731

i lol


 No.1147732

it funny!!! because it sex


 No.1147733

>>1147730

is that the new one

kind of? i think


 No.1147734

teh joke, it s, the sexauls


 No.1147735

heeeeeeeeeeheeheeheeheeeeee


 No.1147736

funny


 No.1147737

im laugh and cant stop laugh


 No.1147738

File: 0f2312d6d012a0d⋯.png (497.76 KB, 640x816, 40:51, ClipboardImage.png)

what niggy know


 No.1147739

>>1147733

no that's an old one, from the 00s


 No.1147740

>>1147730

Its shit

>>1147733

Discovery is the new one and its even more shit


 No.1147741

I, too, have no real desire to hear about HSG posters jacking off

nineteen posts bitching about it in the span of seventeen minutes is a bit much


 No.1147742

File: bfb0919580f3e08⋯.png (3.83 MB, 2400x2400, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

Aaaah!


 No.1147743

cool it didn't even copy the entire image thanks windows


 No.1147744

some channel on the boob tube does an "All Star Trek" thing where they show one episode from each series back to back. I must be a brainlet because the quality seems to be more or less constant between each one. Perhaps they are cherry picking, though.


 No.1147745

File: f736f396da98a2c⋯.png (287.79 KB, 312x445, 312:445, ClipboardImage.png)

fix tibalt without making his +1 allow you to choose what to discard


 No.1147746

libby's 100% pure pumpkin


 No.1147747

OK, gentlemen, let's decide once and for all

Seinfeld

or

Frasier


 No.1147748

>>1147745

make his cmc (1)RRR and start with 4 loyalty


 No.1147749

>>1147748

bad answer, as expected


 No.1147750

>>1147626

this is epic


 No.1147751

>>1147747

seinfeld's influence is much much higher than frasier

i actually had to look up frasier to make sure i was thinking about the right series


 No.1147752

File: 41a268dfcaeb7d0⋯.png (183.84 KB, 500x911, 500:911, 1013291.png)

I got my dick sucked last night by cocaine jane. I fucked the living hell out of her too


 No.1147753

tibalt's + is actually the worst thing about him, he's so cheap that i feel that having pretty much any ability there that doesn't actively harm you is a bit much considering he's 2 cmc

maybe make him 1 loyalty?


 No.1147754

kirby soon my friends


 No.1147755

arguably talking about jacking off forms part of The Broth- a semen-bisque, if you will. not a tasty soup, but traditional

twenty posts averaging 19 characters each, with three whole ideas ("funny," "because," "sex") shared between them, is just spam


 No.1147756

>>1147755

>a semen-bisque, if you will. not a tasty soup, but traditional

i need this framed


 No.1147757

File: 5e966325826694b⋯.jpg (125.02 KB, 1000x1300, 10:13, zeldaeatingsoup.jpg)


 No.1147758

>>1147755

spam has always been part of the broth


 No.1147759

shut the fuck up about your broth I'm trying to enable piracy on my PS3 3001A unit


 No.1147760

The Broth is a bad shitpost and i don't like that jim came up with it


 No.1147761

arguing about what is and isnt spam is part of the broth because our moderator is one of the dopes who doesnt know


 No.1147762

>>1147760

did i come up with it

i thought someone else came up with it in my defense


 No.1147763

i can finally get my life back from dog sitting

god bless


 No.1147764

File: d1c328810e5e2fa⋯.gif (52.47 KB, 211x172, 211:172, Mshvsf_norimaro_super6.gif)


 No.1147765

File: b6ab6a47e3efd34⋯.png (28.48 KB, 286x302, 143:151, 1360815769224.png)

>I didn't set a timer on my apsghetti

>now I have to pay attention to it and strain it when it's right


 No.1147766

grant make it so i can upload midis


 No.1147767

File: cfd451a34484286⋯.png (20.77 KB, 292x44, 73:11, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1147768

>>1147751

it's having a resurgence and I have no idea why, like three people I know who don't know each other just started watching it


 No.1147769

when will despicable me stop getting new memes


 No.1147770

you could perhaps say that I'm... upsetti


 No.1147771

>>1147769

why

are they despicable memes


 No.1147772

>>1147703

how did this cup of tea become spaghetti


 No.1147773

*shits in the soup*

THE BROTH


 No.1147774

>>1147772

experimental results: I'm awake and hungry now


 No.1147775

>>1147774

fascinating, unexpected, i love emergent research that opens new avenues


 No.1147776

>>1147773

its a tough broth to swallow!


 No.1147777

>>1147775

it's pesto carbonara and I used an egg from one of my mom's student's family's chickens. the yolk was weaker than I'm used to, and the white of the egg was stronger. I guess factory farms breed their layers for easy yolk-separation?


 No.1147778

File: d475562760eb0a0⋯.webm (1.16 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1520992554344[1].webm)


 No.1147779

SHE SUCKED MY DICK SO GOOD


 No.1147780

I'mthe best person ever


 No.1147781

>>1147779

so fucking epic i lol'd irl


 No.1147782

>>1147777

yeah it's probably a breeding thing, we've got a family friend from whom we get eggs and that's about my experience with em too


 No.1147783

File: 5aa014750b0ec24⋯.jpeg (56.64 KB, 1000x730, 100:73, 242C26DF-2CCB-46ED-8457-B….jpeg)


 No.1147784

>>1147778

what

why

how


 No.1147785

oooh im hungy for carbonara now


 No.1147786

>>1147778

haha holy shit, hope this coolkid never gets embarrassed about doing this


 No.1147787

File: 9d24bdbfc3486da⋯.png (885.78 KB, 1280x1261, 1280:1261, 1342997155824.png)

Make Carbonara For Kanaya


 No.1147788

File: e3faef45c4f247b⋯.gif (1.92 MB, 300x259, 300:259, i like to jump like a hors….gif)


 No.1147789

i wanna make carbonara with kanaya


 No.1147790

this new caption guy i found seems decent

or at least, decent compared to the 50 garbage ones I normally look at


 No.1147791

>>1147790

the what


 No.1147792

>>1147791

bad porn


 No.1147793

I made a quesadilla for dinner


 No.1147794

>>1147791

what the other guy said

except it's not as bad as the more common ones


 No.1147795

File: 7f292a6a86bd34c⋯.png (5.54 KB, 280x295, 56:59, 1340545779213.png)

Teach Kanaya How To Make A Roue

Giggle Together About How Bad Kanaya Is At Cooking


 No.1147796

in this corner drumpf


 No.1147797

I feel like that girl is going to commit suicide during her tween-teen years

this blood will be on blizzards hands


 No.1147798

goo night hsg


 No.1147799

>>1147798

goo night anon

slee tight anon

don le the be bug bite anon


 No.1147800

is a hat in time epic


 No.1147801

>>1147800

if you liked sunshine, i've heard good things


 No.1147802


 No.1147803


 No.1147804

hey saltlick


 No.1147805

>>1147801

ive only played mario 64.....


 No.1147806

File: 997e6d5267fa6b3⋯.jpg (174.64 KB, 567x1177, 567:1177, smart and slutty0.jpg)

File: 8ec2b62a63c221a⋯.jpg (92.85 KB, 574x783, 574:783, smart and slutty1.jpg)

File: a7db33353aec22b⋯.jpg (115.85 KB, 653x688, 653:688, smart and slutty2.jpg)

big mood except my smart phase AND my slutty phase are both over


 No.1147807

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Actual recording of Stephen Hawkings last words.


 No.1147808

>>1147805

its about the same


 No.1147809

That's right! I'm dumb, and I'm modest! I'm dumb and modest!

>Why'd you say it twice!?

I'm dumb.

And modest!!

>3 times!?


 No.1147810

File: 36062fb7b0a50f7⋯.jpeg (330.3 KB, 582x980, 291:490, 8B9C9DA3-4DA2-40CE-A692-9….jpeg)


 No.1147811

File: 0f4c5aba2d04969⋯.jpg (98.54 KB, 728x752, 91:94, 1518575689962.jpg)


 No.1147812

File: 5ca01d915b4e78f⋯.gif (436.03 KB, 210x131, 210:131, tumblr_inline_mhew6a8fbo1q….gif)

I can't decide if I'm about to do the dishes and go to sleep or do the dishes and stay up even later for no fucking reason


 No.1147813

File: 8b73110ca68b725⋯.png (7.52 KB, 600x400, 3:2, 1364409453306.png)

oh it's definitely the one where I fuck up my sleep habits beyond all repair


 No.1147814

I can't believe horsie is into farts


 No.1147815

File: e723a236614b567⋯.jpeg (1.66 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 8987891C-9AA7-41F0-BAA9-A….jpeg)

i’m smoking rez


 No.1147816

>>1147814

it's actually the fetish of a fucking moral reprobate tbh.


 No.1147817

if i ever get extremely rich im gonna buy a racehorse and name it brapposter


 No.1147818

it's almost as bad as liking Dragon Ball.


 No.1147819

>>1147813

yeah this ps3 exploit got released, I'm not going to get much sleep tonight


 No.1147820

File: 27ebfa51b1c50d7⋯.jpeg (55.57 KB, 720x696, 30:29, EE728424-4EC0-4141-8D0A-2….jpeg)


 No.1147821

see you space wheelchair


 No.1147822

File: 595ed00920185a8⋯.jpeg (204.25 KB, 668x844, 167:211, 266BE45B-4778-49A3-8EC2-1….jpeg)


 No.1147823

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I can pirate PS3 games now if I want to


 No.1147824

>>1147823

good feel


 No.1147825

PS6 game: niggers vs jews


 No.1147826

>>1147824

the current method doesn't seem to work with PSOne Classics, or with PS3 DLC?

gotta find out about PS2 games


 No.1147827

http://ps3xploit.com/help/han.html

a solid quick guide to how it works


 No.1147831

now

recommend PS3 games I've already got a few to download still


 No.1147832

File: 561a4eb9ebb0b17⋯.jpeg (28.89 KB, 300x250, 6:5, D4E43422-151A-445B-8A7E-D….jpeg)

File: 0e1e0f903792379⋯.jpeg (125.88 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, D775F55D-F9B0-4338-8BF4-E….jpeg)

File: 451906a53b31fb3⋯.jpeg (43.69 KB, 720x528, 15:11, 03ED0853-20E7-4770-B4CB-6….jpeg)

File: b60ceb503796082⋯.jpeg (15.54 KB, 266x189, 38:27, F80C6835-3F95-4DC1-87A5-C….jpeg)

File: cbc7fc87f839db2⋯.png (67.17 KB, 736x240, 46:15, D7887D13-5A74-4051-9ABE-99….png)


 No.1147835

File: 6d748d410fe4230⋯.jpeg (63.4 KB, 600x560, 15:14, BFC12AB1-B303-4B1A-9AB1-0….jpeg)


 No.1147836

File: b4b872853abd108⋯.png (390.35 KB, 848x1200, 53:75, 3F982405-61BB-4679-95BE-62….png)

File: cbc8089b98e777e⋯.gif (3.63 KB, 255x98, 255:98, D7874A75-3A81-4B2D-9451-F7….gif)

File: 2caec50bf71e6fe⋯.jpeg (30.14 KB, 320x240, 4:3, 56A7C603-8AA2-45D3-AEF0-9….jpeg)

File: af67992bf4da7d0⋯.jpeg (86.76 KB, 558x800, 279:400, 129347EC-4437-458D-B293-2….jpeg)

File: 74311ee4dbb1a01⋯.png (364.91 KB, 1000x875, 8:7, B44E9B22-A9CB-4C84-8789-70….png)


 No.1147837

>clients waiting: 102

Jesus...


 No.1147838

>whole pieces I probably shouldn't be writing that keep refining and getting longer in the back of my head

why don't I have this kind of recall for, I dunno, people's names


 No.1147839

>water the way nature intended it to be

>nature intended

>nature

>intended

teleology is a bad meme


 No.1147840

what a stinky thread!


 No.1147841

brapniggas be like


 No.1147842

File: cf5d78c0fd241dc⋯.jpg (14.74 KB, 616x115, 616:115, huh.jpg)

I think I'll pass


 No.1147843

>played divinity 2 for 8 hours without noticing

whoopsies


 No.1147844

File: ab7646183c5cbb7⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 447.63 KB, 938x1000, 469:500, 1442614654169-3.png)


 No.1147845

my firsyt time ever at a Bk

what should i get?


 No.1147846

>>1147845

bk big fish


 No.1147847

>>1147845

foot lettuce LOL


 No.1147848

>>1147845

get a wwhopper


 No.1147849

i got a Bacon Kibg


 No.1147850

>>1147795

it's roux


 No.1147851

File: 1ec0797058c27c6⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 54.02 KB, 600x560, 15:14, surprise.mp4)


 No.1147852

Sponge clean your bong goddamn

>>1147834

also the thing that always gets me about the gif of the monkeys fighting on the subway is why the antagonizing negress is holding her tongue like that


 No.1147853

File: 764178a2065ff3b⋯.png (1.33 MB, 1414x2000, 707:1000, __toga_himiko_boku_no_hero….png)

Thigh highs are good but I just realized that wearing a single thigh high is more titillating


 No.1147854

damn that was a meaty burg


 No.1147855

>>1147853

consider: one thigh high and one thigh band


 No.1147856

File: 597872451a72db8⋯.jpg (776.53 KB, 1319x1500, 1319:1500, original drawn by drogoth ….jpg)

>>1147855

Yeah that's ideal

asymmetry in general is cool


 No.1147857

File: 7287fc474e7f171⋯.jpg (150.99 KB, 1280x715, 256:143, tumblr_ndcdzjyBBY1roybppo6….jpg)

>HUMBLE BOB ROSS BUNDLE


 No.1147858

>come back to splatoon 2 after a while

>you can finally change equipment without leaving the queue

not lying, this actually changes everything


 No.1147859

>>1147827

still too complex


 No.1147860

>>1147859

that's the basic stuff

I'm trying to get net_package_install to work


 No.1147861

File: 9d8e42a1ffffe72⋯.jpg (340.53 KB, 777x1087, 777:1087, tumblr_p5kmxzsL1Y1vg2uw7o1….jpg)


 No.1147862

File: c0ce3b7e3456152⋯.png (428.14 KB, 375x500, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

and so the tvlicenseposting resumes


 No.1147863

>>1147860

the basic stuff is basically rocket science to me


 No.1147864

is it version-dependent? i updated mine a few weeks ago


 No.1147865

>>1147864

I'm on 4.82 dude


 No.1147866

>>1147865

oh, same


 No.1147867

i want to play more divinity 2 but im so sweepy


 No.1147868

File: 0a2c852ffb0c6ef⋯.png (262.28 KB, 326x321, 326:321, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1147869

you have to remember this is literally day 0 of the exploit being out

it will get better


 No.1147870

File: 9f10196c7161087⋯.png (18.74 KB, 222x238, 111:119, 1400487647502.png)

>tfw i dont need a hacked ps3 because i bought all the games i wanted one year ago


 No.1147871

File: 7f29dbefcf37b02⋯.png (2.28 MB, 960x943, 960:943, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1147872

i main stinkyfeet rocko


 No.1147873

>>1147870

that's cool

this exploit doesn't work with disc-only games yet anyway


 No.1147874

boy, am i glad we're not some kind of ERPy mmo general


 No.1147875

File: 63fe15c6bf4374b⋯.jpg (71.53 KB, 933x670, 933:670, gw2g.jpg)


 No.1147876

File: 40db58f6447c220⋯.png (78.88 KB, 375x500, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

i missed this shit while i was away


 No.1147877

File: e6c9085a44c8cdd⋯.webm (2.89 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1521008646131[1].webm)

she used to syrup me in my hot tub


 No.1147878

File: cfaf7f2c4f28e9b⋯.png (299.83 KB, 742x1274, 53:91, EmberNewLook.png)

she THICC


 No.1147879

File: 0e74af2e7c220de⋯.jpg (133.38 KB, 1144x1333, 1144:1333, A E S T H E T I C C.jpg)


 No.1147880

File: f0153ebc75ed3a4⋯.png (689.23 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1147881

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

the pants saga continues


 No.1147882

File: dda118faec25ae6⋯.jpg (923.06 KB, 1000x1386, 500:693, __hakurei_reimu_and_kochiy….jpg)

not to sound rude but fat is bad


 No.1147883

>>1147882

yea, so don't post it


 No.1147884

what the fuck kind of desire to have kids is "to have your genetic line go on"


 No.1147885

File: 351debc466c8312⋯.jpeg (209.78 KB, 595x870, 119:174, BB14_-_Dan.jpeg)


 No.1147886

File: 0895cab5bf83cec⋯.gif (10.51 KB, 256x192, 4:3, Its Rev.gif)


 No.1147887

im bored


 No.1147888

>>1147887

let me live with you and shark then you won't be bored


 No.1147889

>>1147888

im not even with her right now im in new york again


 No.1147890

>>1147887

tell me how disgusting trannies are


 No.1147891

>>1147889

call xlr and tumut over for a Boys Night


 No.1147892

>>1147890

nothing against the group its just that most as people tend to be obnoxious @_@


 No.1147893

>>1147892

theyre men trying to be women

of course theyre going to be obnoxious


 No.1147894

wouldnt you agree the world would be better off without trannies


 No.1147895

i hate them


 No.1147896

File: 7c406e8161e58fa⋯.png (45.21 KB, 596x253, 596:253, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1147897

>>1147896

theyre men. they have penises.


 No.1147898

what does liberal actually mean in modern political terms

i've seen the far left use it to dismissively describe moderate left people, and then there's stuff like >>1147896 which seems to be the opposite


 No.1147899

>>1147898

fags and trannies


 No.1147900

File: d1e9954b85196a3⋯.png (807.44 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, image.png)

is it bad that i still like this meme


 No.1147901

>>1147898

It's totally useless to describe someone as a liberal or a conservative without also taking into account the region/nation/government style they come from

Like how Indonesia and Singapore and places like that have liberal parties that still have hardline fundamentalist views that the West would consider as belonging on the far right


 No.1147902

the best way to try to understand politics is that its a linear sliding scale with only 2 sides


 No.1147903

*slams fists on table*

IM BORED


 No.1147904

>>1147903

slam your fist on the power button of a treadmill fatty


 No.1147905

>>1147901

oh, i meant in the context of politics that matter (u.s.a.)


 No.1147906

>>1147904

fight me bitch


 No.1147907

>>1147903

buy tekken 7 and play it with me


 No.1147908

>>1147907

sorry, no


 No.1147909

>>1147908

buy dbfz and play with me


 No.1147910

File: 084bb9e20e8a511⋯.png (162.93 KB, 960x800, 6:5, CagliostroUniform.png)

please call back telling me you hired me

i need the schoolgirl cagliostro skin


 No.1147911


 No.1147912

File: 6c55d641ca12167⋯.jpg (89.96 KB, 363x600, 121:200, 5822b9aa-a7bd-4c34-a093-65….jpg)

daily futaba


 No.1147913

>>1147909

i have dbfz

i still havent beat the story mode


 No.1147914

File: 33949e34357b773⋯.jpg (125.09 KB, 1000x1414, 500:707, massala_girls und panzer_a….jpg)

i love my gf


 No.1147915

oh yeah, i dont think i can have audio out of my ps3, unless theres a workaround using the analog AV cables into my pc somehow

i guess i wont fuck with the pirating stuff until april


 No.1147916

File: 66c6b54bc5981c4⋯.png (639.79 KB, 1125x562, 1125:562, DYNhcvfVMAIFctB.png)


 No.1147917

>>1147915

start a minecraft server


 No.1147918

File: b610e1607f06673⋯.jpg (74.63 KB, 617x252, 617:252, IMG_1312.JPG)


 No.1147919

>>1147913

is it cross-platform


 No.1147920

File: f2b848f4a7ce689⋯.png (839.31 KB, 900x672, 75:56, 1515745381326.png)


 No.1147921


 No.1147922

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1147923

>>1147920

seriously who makes this stuff

does /v/ know it's fetish art or do they just go along with it


 No.1147924

>>1147920

now this is what i call

cross-platform


 No.1147925

should i buy the ps4 taiko game


 No.1147926

overwatch is fun


 No.1147927


 No.1147928

Warframe's tutorial feels...different


 No.1147929

It's amazing how often memes and other such banter inevitably warps into fetish fuel

But always "just as a joke, you know, haha just for laughs"


 No.1147930

my brainfog is really fucking bad today

i dont like the sunny sping weather


 No.1147931

File: 337a0c353279698⋯.png (592 KB, 535x530, 107:106, Untitled.png)

nice


 No.1147932

my brainfog is awful today

i hate spring i want it to be cold again


 No.1147933

>>1147932

i'm opposite

i was looking forward to going outside again but then it suddenly got colder


 No.1147934

>>1147929

theres some stuff that theres just no "just joking" your way out of


 No.1147935

File: b2472966278ec0e⋯.jpg (156.09 KB, 544x841, 544:841, IMG_1318.JPG)

cw: gun debate


 No.1147936

File: 2247488e72bfdc4⋯.jpg (33.15 KB, 500x281, 500:281, IMG_1313.JPG)


 No.1147937

cw: *pppppppffffffftttttbrrrrraaaaaafffffghhh*

*ffffthhhp*

*plop*


 No.1147938

this political climate is getting downright insufferable


 No.1147939

>>1147938

i blame political warming


 No.1147940

>bullets can't pierce glass and hit a target

>do you carry a carry gun all day

>can a fucking child take a gun out of a retention holster (no)

>how will the police know that the teacher isn't the shooter she just killed

awful post

0/10


 No.1147941

>>1147940

>how will the police know that the teacher isn't the shooter she just killed

if she kills him

which is the crux of the argument


 No.1147942

>>1147941

well like

I imagine she'd do exactly what you do if you kill an intruder in your home

which is unload your gun and make it clear and safe, and wait for police to arrive


 No.1147943

"um police a student is shooting up the class i need backup"

and then the police come in and shoot the middle aged person with the gun and i presume a badge or something???


 No.1147944

adding a gun to the teacher's side changes "When he kills her and the kids in the room" to "IF he kills her and the kids in the room"

and I'd take the "if" over the "when"


 No.1147945

>>1147942

ifshe kills him


 No.1147946

>>1147945

yes

this is still a better outcome than her literal assured death otherwise


 No.1147947

>>1147941

I assume all the marshals or whatever the proposed term is will be all listed and in the event of a crisis law enforcement will know of any armed faculty

This part is an assumption, but I assume these armed teachers would have a responsibility as well to report in during a crisis stating where they are in the facility over a walkie or a first responder channel


 No.1147948

>>1147940

>can a fucking child take a gun out of a retention holster (no)

we're talking about highschools right

i knew plenty of guys in high school big enough to subdue a teacher


 No.1147949

>>1147948

right

highschools are the only place of learning that get shot up


 No.1147950

>>1147945

What are you suggesting the worst case scenario here, and how is it worse than the worst case scenario that we face right now? I feel stupid because I'm not getting what your point is.

>>1147948

Perhaps, but then that's assaulting the teacher, not just yoinking the gun out of the holster during a burst of uncontrollable ADD like the facebookling suggested. I also definitely got the vibe that they are talking about younger children, but whatever.


 No.1147951

it's a bandaid on a bigger problem, it involves putting more guns in schools as well as putting another burden on teachers who in a lot of cases dont have the resources to teach properly

i just think it's a kneejerk reaction with no support, just assumptions


 No.1147952

>>1147949

the inplication wasnt that they were the only ones you shithead

just that, if we're also talking highschool, you cant say "no kids could take the gun off the teacher"


 No.1147953

>>1147951

I get where you're coming from, but can you suggest a more substantial solution?

actually i have one

get rid of shitty public schools and stop forcing kids to go to them


 No.1147954

>>1147952

nobody was talking specifically about highschools wonk


 No.1147955

Give every teacher TWO guns so they have a spare to shoot the guy that stole the first gun


 No.1147956

i want a black hole to emerge and destroy all of america


 No.1147957

>>1147950

>What are you suggesting the worst case scenario here

with regards to the "police might mistake the teacher for the shooter" i was specifically thinking of a case where a suspect with a gun was in a store and several citizens pulled their guns and confused the police investigation

this supposes that the teacher wouldnt just stay in their classroom with the gun


 No.1147958

>>1147957

You're right, the scene is a lot easier to investigate with all of the innocent civilians dead.


 No.1147959

>>1147953

what makes a private school immune to school shooters


 No.1147960

*begins to empathize with eric and dylan's actions*


 No.1147961

>>1147958

what are you talking about

can you please just respond to what i wrote and not like, engage in hyperbole like that

it just confuses me and i have a hard time responding


 No.1147962

>>1147959

Well the main point is not forcing kids with issues to go to them and put them under pressure and surround them with people they hate and want to shoot, but they are also generally higher quality and not basically shitty prison/daycare complexes.


 No.1147963

>>1147961

its khan


 No.1147964

>>1147961

You are prioritizing allowing a shooter to shoot a bunch of defenseless people to make police investigation simpler over allowing people to defend themselves and stop the shooting BEFORE the police arrive and have to investigate


 No.1147965

>>1147962

so, your answer is "nothing"

cool, thanks

if we improve public schools in exactly the same way that you just described, they'd be safer too

so let's do that


 No.1147966

>>1147964

you're misunderstanding

in this scenario the police have arrived and cannot determine who is the shooter, if they're still active

you're right though, it's not a fair comparison of the situations and not a valid argument at all

i don't back down on not wanting to arm teachers, however


 No.1147967

>>1147965

except public schools will never improve because they're inherently shit.

but really the big point is we should stop forcing kids into the institutions to begin with.


 No.1147968

>cops are triggerhappy murderers who only serve their own needs

>just wait for the cops to come save you lol


 No.1147969

>>1147967

>public schools will never improve because they're inherently shit.

that's not a valid claim, they can't be inherently shit any more than any other kind of school is inherently shit

school systems can change radically, and for the better, it's been done

your second point, we could talk about though

lower the mandatory school age? does that mean lowering child labor age too? or just making trade school mandatory instead?


 No.1147970

>>1147968

what if

we fixed

the first one


 No.1147971

>>1147970

impossible, the second they receive their badge they lose all empathy


 No.1147972

I don't think there is a problem with child labor. Like, the problem is with taking advantage of them and stuff, but that problem is not exclusive to children, it's all laborers. Parents can get involved and represent their children if they feel that they are not being treated fairly at the workplace and the kid can't resolve the issue themselves. Obviously there would be a certain minimum age because kids too young just aren't very helpful workers and no one would want them in any scenario where they are not being terribly abused.

>>1147970

You keep saying stuff like this without suggesting how to actually improve it. Yes, in a perfect world, we could just magically get rid of all the bad people and make them nice happy people, but that's just not how it works.


 No.1147973

children obviously shouldn't work in dangerous environments like factories where they have to operate heavy machinery but i dont seen an issue with kids doing fieldwork or working in a store


 No.1147974

High school was piss easy and very enjoyable I would give the experience a 8/10


 No.1147975

>>1147972

>Obviously there would be a certain minimum age because kids too young just aren't very helpful workers

jut to clarify, who are you exactly


 No.1147976

just like, make it illegal for if a child gets terribly murdered in a workplace accident and you're responsible for them. it's basically just murder.


 No.1147977

>>1147975

i'm just an anon

also out of everything i've said, i'm not seeing why that is the problematic statement


 No.1147978

>>1147972

>You keep saying stuff like this without suggesting how to actually improve it

i mean, you and i both know there are real policy changes that could be made and have been suggested but not done in order to make things better

there are also models around the world we could study

in the case of gun violence there is research being silenced due to the dickey amendment, which needs to be changed so that we can make more informed decisions


 No.1147979

>>1147974

i rate it a solid 6/10


 No.1147980

>>1147977

it's not that it's the most problematic it's just that it captures the essence of the post

one can infer you're talking about lowering the working age for children, but "not too young, because they're not helpful", as in, that's that reason we shouldn't have children working, because they're "less helpful"


 No.1147981

>>1147980

I mean, what other reasons are there? I just explained why I don't think that abuse is a problem. Why not argue against that?


 No.1147982

>>1147981

im not arguing against any of it, i'm just sitting bewildered by how stupid the idea is

i dont want to waste time trying to convince you you're wrong, because i dont want to spend that much time talking to you about this

just bein' honest


 No.1147983

>I don't think there is a problem with child labor

it was at this point, when i read this, that i knew i didn't want to waste my time with you


 No.1147984

ummm child labor is bad because ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i don't know lol


 No.1147985

12 year olds shouldn't be allowed to work or make money or gain practical skills or do anything other than go to public school to receive the worst baseline of education available and eat literal prison food


 No.1147986

i mean do you think i'm suggesting that we should force kids to work in mines all day or something


 No.1147987

what part of "im not gonna talk about this with you" tells you that if you post like an idiot enough, i'll engage with you

have fun jerking off to your own ideas by yourself, friend


 No.1147988

i'm hoping someone else will explain to me what the issue is, but no one else is, so maybe there isn't an issue


 No.1147989

>start up hatty time

>am a small child in a fun colorful spaceship room

>walk up to closet

>"you only wear one outfit, so there's lots of room for skeletons"

>open up a chest with stars and moons on it

already a better homestuck game than hiveswap


 No.1147990

whats wrong with kids being able to work


 No.1147991

>>1147988

wonk cant actually explain why he's just mad


 No.1147992

Child labor is bad because it indoctrinates the evil capitalism in children


 No.1147993

First it's "kids should have the right to work" next it's "kids should have the right to have sex with me"


 No.1147994

>>1147878

is there somebody else in hsg that plays warframe


 No.1147995

File: ed5f9d8ddd0f569⋯.png (392.8 KB, 794x449, 794:449, ClipboardImage.png)

>glitchy

>purple

>hidden form

>mask for a face

nice


 No.1147996

File: 8f3099f1be44c05⋯.png (785.35 KB, 1280x1319, 1280:1319, tumblr_p5h71itgC81skv420o1….png)

There's literally no job worth paying a wage for that I would trust someone under sixteen to perform

>>1147993

Oh except child prostitution obviously


 No.1147997

There are people on my fb who dont want sans in smash

But for the stupidiest reasons, like having a cousin that posts undertale faggotry or being ironic weebs, so just pretending to be intellectuals

I wish i didnt need fb for my job


 No.1147998

What would Sans's moveset be? He just stands in the center of the stage and bones and shit fly around and hit everyone else?

tbh an undertale stage would be pretty cool though


 No.1147999

>want to shower

>incredibly cold in apartment

aahhhh!!!


 No.1148000

An undertale stage would basically be the Wario Ware stage except you're trapped in a box and it's black and white for no reason.


 No.1148001

>>1147996

ara....


 No.1148002

>>1147998

he'll be a trophy and either a funny dud ahah

or bones all over the screen


 No.1148003

I don't hate the idea of a Sans assist trophy but I still see no reason why Undertale should be represented in Smash in any capacity


 No.1148004

>>1147974

i liked watching the girls yawn


 No.1148005

The Sans assist trophy makes all of the characters stop in place and say "holy shit sans undertale"


 No.1148006

>>1148003

Shovel knight was highly requested for Smash4, and neither quote (cave story) made it, so having fucking sans undertale as the indie representative would make sense.


 No.1148007

My thing is I do not see "indie games" as a cohesive group that needs to be represented.


 No.1148008

>>1148007

Only because of indie developers ruining the industry, but they had some weight before depression quest.


 No.1148009

File: da0631ef0ef0b01⋯.gif (1.06 MB, 400x226, 200:113, tumblr_o4tft9iS371sqz6s1o1….gif)

I am now turning the conversation towards my giant dick, that I use to fuck girls with


 No.1148010

File: 198166819150ffc⋯.gif (1.58 MB, 400x285, 80:57, tumblr_nphluirgo21u7t71ro1….gif)

Yes sir, I fuck girls hard and make them cum even harder


 No.1148011

I'm a highlysexual being, full of love. I'm a man of exquisite passion.


 No.1148012

File: c2eff9d68f81f00⋯.png (10.42 KB, 503x143, 503:143, snap.png)


 No.1148013

>>1148012

is this not generally the case


 No.1148014

File: 6caac9b89a9af64⋯.png (267.69 KB, 787x447, 787:447, tumblr_p5lc74MoOP1ruddclo1….png)

the final trollcall...and it's...shit....woah...

also i'm pretty sure i've already seen the jadeblood


 No.1148015

>>1148014

I like Male Kanaya With No Hands And Wearing A Suit


 No.1148016

wait does he actually not have hands

is that why his tie isn't tied


 No.1148017

>he craves eternal life

Draw a girl, call it a boy


 No.1148018

>>1148014

im love them


 No.1148019

the spider one disgusts me


 No.1148020

hey what's up it's me, 'can't ever get ass out of bed before 1PM'


 No.1148021

remember vriskaaaaaaaaaa???

remember when she was a piraaaaaaaaaaaaate???


 No.1148022

Whats with the troll call posting times? First ones at 16:00PST, then 15:00 now the last was released at 14:00


 No.1148023

>>1148022

OH SHIT CHECK YOUR EMAILS


 No.1148024

File: 6d7e09b51a2331c⋯.jpg (46.83 KB, 750x190, 75:19, 8.jpg)


 No.1148025

File: 7409e9a358808ec⋯.png (192.02 KB, 858x616, 39:28, tumblr_p5i5gjpco41rgf5dao1….png)


 No.1148026

File: 0db4c5cecbc3a4d⋯.png (58.63 KB, 1149x594, 383:198, 1521051796499.png)


 No.1148027

what the fuck is a he him lesbian


 No.1148028

i clapped!

i clapped because i know homestuck!


 No.1148029

Ready Player Joey!


 No.1148030

>>1148014

she should take hiveswap and make it better lol


 No.1148031

i'm a ho hum lesbian


 No.1148032


 No.1148033

no really what is a "he him lesbian" and how is it different from a transexual


 No.1148034

would you let your girlfriend borrow your n64 games?


 No.1148035

>>1148033

im gonna guess its a butch lesbian who uses male pronouns


 No.1148036

to be tbqh, I mind individual trollcall trolls way less than the Hiveswap team's Alternian worldbuilding choices. I haven't played the game, but among the stuff that's exposed outside of it

>finite sign set

>caste uniformity (horns, aesthetic stuff... everyone looking like a slight redesign of a canon troll, basically)

not that I've been tempted to write Alternia-centric fanfic in years, but I'd just refuse to make use of either of those things if I did


 No.1148037

>>1148035

if you identify as a woman still why would you use male pronouns

>>1148036

Does it really make more sense for each individual on alternia to have a unique symbol? Either way it's kind of dumb, actually. The uniformity is terrible in every way, though. The characters themselves are lazy and boring, it makes trolls in general less interesting, and it retroactively makes the originals more boring. On the other hand, I thought trolls were supposed to not be too big into the whole individuality thing, so it makes the original cast being so wacky make a little more sense.


 No.1148038

>they put out a "starter edition" type thing for for honor

hmmmm

i think its a bit too late

but still, neat


 No.1148039


 No.1148040

File: 67fe6ff598a1ef5⋯.jpg (28.58 KB, 480x360, 4:3, lanque bombyx.jpg)


 No.1148041

>>1148037

>not be too big into the whole individuality thing, so it makes the original cast being so wacky make a little more sense.

but the trollcall trolls all dress as if they give a shit about fashion


 No.1148042

>>1148041

fuck you're right


 No.1148043

File: 5fb0a40429af65d⋯.jpg (31.62 KB, 640x410, 64:41, DYDI7EeVoAEyu3n.jpg)


 No.1148044

>>1148043

What's the opinion on cute boy (female) around here?


 No.1148045

>>1148037

>Does it really make more sense for each individual on alternia to have a unique symbol?

I dunno. But there can be a finite symbol set, without cramping what fanworks are or can be canon-compliant, if you just leave the set's size and contents vague. 'here are all the symbols used on Alternia!' is an uninteresting choice that rules out lots of fan creativity imo


 No.1148046

>>1148044

like tomgirls?

good content


 No.1148047

I MEAN TOMBOYS

NOT TOMGIRLS


 No.1148048

File: f07fa421f4bc215⋯.jpg (46.25 KB, 386x487, 386:487, IMG_1050.JPG)

>caring about alternia lore or any home stuck lore at all like it's not some rotting festering corpse


 No.1148049

i like tomboys but also i'm a pedophile and i am sure there is some kind of relation


 No.1148050

>>1148049

children are more androgynous


 No.1148051

>>1148044

it's kino


 No.1148052

'he/him lesbians' were a TERF talking point for a while in the Endless Who-Can-Be-A-Lesbian Wars so reading the phrase gives me this kneejerk rush of 'here we go again' adrenaline


 No.1148053

>>1148049

wonk put your flag back on


 No.1148054

>>1148053

i am willing to take a lot of abuse but i will not stand to being called wonk


 No.1148055

>>1148050

do i want to know what this filtered post says cletus


 No.1148056

I don't know any of these fucking terms

Goddamn


 No.1148057

i'm filtered?!


 No.1148058

File: e816f9f0fad358c⋯.jpg (36.84 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1479682182285.jpg)

who clean reviewbrah's suits?


 No.1148059

File: 7545de335459c63⋯.jpg (74.74 KB, 675x500, 27:20, 1519445005328.jpg)

Some people get intimidated by sex toys. A lot of men get dildo jealousy or insecurity. See the sex toys as part of your team. Your goal is to make your partner cum hard and that shit is like a shortcut to it. You can still suck titties or moan in their ear as you grind them and help them play with their toy while their rocks shoot off. How can you compare to a device engineered to be the perfect fuck? Of course the fucking thing is better than you, but most people will choose a living crotch over a dick knocker if they have the chance. It doesn’t have to be one or the other, it can be both. I just hear about people who get mad that their partner uses a sex toy even though they’re in a relationship and it seems like that only adds to the problem. Not only are they in a relationship with an insecure penis but now also a gay asshole.


 No.1148060

nice pasta


 No.1148061

>>1148059

this is secretly a post about how you want to fuck sombra


 No.1148062

File: 41f283216de898d⋯.png (123.02 KB, 1062x234, 59:13, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1148063

should i buy a prostate massager


 No.1148064

how dangerous is to eat fries while driving?


 No.1148065

>>1148064

mildly if you are careful, but the reward is too low for it to be worth the risk


 No.1148066

File: fab464718a1b865⋯.jpg (79 KB, 540x419, 540:419, 1519405493081.jpg)


 No.1148067

this talk of sex toys got me thinking

there's full size sex dolls, right?

and there's horsepussy fleshlights and dildos and whatnot

horse fuckbots are coming, lads......


 No.1148068

>>1148063

sure, if your prostate's a fun time


 No.1148069

>>1148068

but that's the thing, i don't know if it's a fun time or not


 No.1148070

>>1148067

it'd be cheaper to pay some out-of-luck farmer to let you fuck his horses


 No.1148071

>>1148067

anybody dropping that kind of cash on a horse sexbot is just going to buy an actual horse and fuck it


 No.1148072

>>1148069

Once you go fag you will never get hard for actual sex


 No.1148073

>>1148071

>>1148070

what about people who are morally opposed to beastiality but still want to bang a horse


 No.1148074

>>1148069

dont fall for the dildo meme


 No.1148075

>>1148072

but what if i never have sex anyways


 No.1148076

>>1148073

they need therapy not robo horse pussy


 No.1148077

>>1148069

clean up, get some lube, and put your finger up your butt, feel around

might take some time to relax

if that turns out to be a fun time then get the prostate massager

>>1148072

vers dudes might have something to say on that point


 No.1148078

do you think hussie is even capable of drawing in his old style anymore


 No.1148079

>>1148078

didnt he do illustrations for some book recently


 No.1148080

File: f256c979b91131e⋯.png (390.3 KB, 1024x1280, 4:5, 1521053078676.png)

mmmhhh


 No.1148081

why do trolls even have gender? is it ever explained? it has absolutely zero purpose in their society as far as i can remember


 No.1148082

>>1148081

trolls have genders because humans have genders


 No.1148083

nagas going from 'something notoriously associated with deviantArt user snapesnogger' to 'cool mythological creature with no weird associations' geeks me out

>>1148081

the only explanation I remember Hussie ever giving was 'to make them relatable'


 No.1148084

File: cebbf82be5bb207⋯.png (242.05 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1501188294520.png)

>>1147853

H I M I K O


 No.1148085

tbh it'd probably really hard writing 12 genderless characters that are unique and not boring without arbitrarily prescribing them gendered traits on purpose or not


 No.1148086

i like alien races that actually take the extra steps to feel alien

i remember the aliens in iji counting in base 3, because why would they use base 10


 No.1148087

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1147998

maybe like this

alternatively:

A: Standard Bone Atatcks

Neutral B: Gaster Blaster (can be charged)

Side B: Sans turns the fighter's soul blue and slams them down to the ground/wall/ceiling into emerging bones

Top B: Sans teleports upwards

Bottom B: Blue Bones Shield (has a hitbox that damages you if you move through them, surrounds Sans for a few seconds)

Final Smash: Nothing (nobody can do anything for as long as the player holds the B button)


 No.1148088

>>1147836

that last one is kind of cute


 No.1148089

File: a75d8295cbcb611⋯.png (24.47 KB, 603x293, 603:293, 1521054477412.png)


 No.1148090

File: 9a0e706212a13f6⋯.png (147.08 KB, 405x327, 135:109, marisa puke.png)


 No.1148091

cohen a nigger


 No.1148092

a mesbian


 No.1148093

i mean i can't even get that mad because gender makes absolutely zero sense for trolls to begin with


 No.1148094

>>1148014

>fang game on point

they keep doing this

they keep like, taking a basic character trait, and then just phrasing it in twitter-idiot-ese

this is just "he has fangs" written like a middle-aged numale trying to fit in with those kids and their social medias

at least fucking say something about this shitty fucking character. fucking try for gods sake. how can you be this fucking lazy.


 No.1148095

>>1148093

Since it has no meaning you actually can


 No.1148096

>>1148094

I think they actually think that this is good, entertaining writing.


 No.1148097

>>1148094

>this is just "he has fangs" written like a middle-aged numale trying to fit in with those kids and their social medias

that's the only demographic that even remotely cares about homestuck at all at this point so they're trying to pander to them as hard as possible


 No.1148098

now that they're done forcing people to remember homestuck every week so that not literally everyone forgets about hiveswap, what are they gonna do for part 3? parts 4-8?

make up even more shitty fantrolls?


 No.1148099

i mean trolls do have biological differences so obviously sex and gender did play a role in their society at some point, or they evolved from creatures to which it did matter


 No.1148100

or devolved


 No.1148101

>>1148061

>secretly


 No.1148102

File: 0ab84390a404df6⋯.jpg (1.01 MB, 2448x3264, 3:4, tumblr_oz4q8yKrlq1wgmtbuo1….jpg)

gay


 No.1148103

weren't trolls supposed to not have sexualities


 No.1148104

>>1148103

i think they were just binormative and hetero/homo was pretty rare


 No.1148105

File: b48a5479da2158b⋯.png (1.92 MB, 1602x2183, 1602:2183, ClipboardImage.png)

i don't remember who the minotaur or the womani in the top left is


 No.1148106

I want to rip cohen's balls off and feed them to hussie


 No.1148107

File: 2968365ccd8ca73⋯.png (689.69 KB, 1200x670, 120:67, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1148108

>>1148107

that's a pretty shitty looking house


 No.1148109

File: dd7e44ebabdd221⋯.png (683.89 KB, 550x800, 11:16, ClipboardImage.png)

File: ee91528c612da48⋯.png (538.64 KB, 550x800, 11:16, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1148110

>>1148079

that's dril


 No.1148111

File: 61ce25acae4a9fa⋯.jpg (159.79 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, 61ce25acae4a9fa427ef7e6e92….jpg)

File: 630799802cb663f⋯.jpg (145.65 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, 630799802cb663fb36de12a48e….jpg)

File: 2366dabdbc8c0b2⋯.jpg (146.54 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, 2366dabdbc8c0b2d58f6169c49….jpg)

MOBAs turn men into sissies


 No.1148112

>>1148111

hey they finally have one small redeeming factor


 No.1148113

I fixed the bathroom towel hanger that we brokeduring our threesome


 No.1148114

>>1148014

no seadwellers...


 No.1148115

>>1148111

i heard about this, apparently he dressed up before after hitting subscriber milestones haha you know just for laughs hahaha


 No.1148116

>>1148027

a butch libtard


 No.1148117

>>1148114

oh so those are the last ones

thank god


 No.1148118

eridan's entire bloodcaste was deemed too problematic

if you continue the theme of making them all basically the same as the canon trolls you'd have an entire caste of seedy rapists


 No.1148119

>voice-only youtube channel i've been watching for years does facecams for a D&D session

holy FUCK they don't look anything like my mental images and it's messing with me

having the a bomb dropped on you is intense (a-bomb meaning "asian-dude-all-along-bomb")


 No.1148120

>>1148118

its almost like..... the solution is to make them different......


 No.1148121

>>1148118

>if you continue the theme of making them all basically the same as the canon trolls you'd have an entire caste of seedy rapists

maybe if they, you know........DIDN'T do that


 No.1148122

i think that's exactly the point wonk is making here guys


 No.1148123

>>1148120

>>1148121

these radical proposals should be consideres with great caution and suspicion


 No.1148124

hiveswap is actually incredibly racist


 No.1148125

im still disappointed Caliborn's kickstarter project was that play-doh shit


 No.1148126

File: b476331eb30121f⋯.png (27 KB, 500x284, 125:71, ClipboardImage.png)

hussie is racist so it's not surprising


 No.1148127

apparently infrasound spooks people. a bunch of elaborate effects have been proposed for it that seem like they're probably bullshit, but there's reasonably good experimental evidence that people find sub-20Hz sounds unsettling or uncanny- even if they don't consciously notice it

seems Useful For Art


 No.1148128

File: b45578f9ee985a8⋯.png (479.28 KB, 500x574, 250:287, 20180314_153809.png)

>>1148014

>final trollcall


 No.1148129

>>1148128

Just 60 more trolls for the next acts bud ;)


 No.1148130

let's design our own trolls and show them how it's done


 No.1148131

>soundproof room

>galler


 No.1148132

File: 638965a0e8fb8fe⋯.png (838.78 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

someone take this and make it so her nose is flipped upside down thereby looking more like a real nose


 No.1148133

>>1148131

okay I think this is a sign from My Dumbass Fingers that this post isn't worth finishing


 No.1148134

>>1148132

I gotta make pasta but if no-one's done it when I'm done, sure


 No.1148135

File: 5f09c33f6f39634⋯.jpg (66.5 KB, 300x345, 20:23, 1346814879025.jpg)


 No.1148136

>>1148130

just make it 40 eris


 No.1148137

File: 75b0f22f276c62a⋯.png (1.66 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1148138

100 nepetas


 No.1148139

File: cb0d703805d7ecb⋯.png (39.74 KB, 650x276, 325:138, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1148140

if its not an official class test, i am gonna mentally block out any new homestuck/hiveswap content


 No.1148141

let's make a flagrant yet legally untouchable rip off of hivestuck except it has porn in it


 No.1148142

hiveswap


 No.1148143

Thief: you are a bitch

Knight: you like rick and morty


 No.1148144

File: d49eebb8720c9be⋯.png (631.07 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, weird anime nose edit.png)

>>1148132

this involved more than just a vertical flip, but like, only slightly more

don't take this the wrong way, but I think lots of people think image editing is harder to learn than it is. this took me a few minutes in the GIMP


 No.1148145

>>1148140

>caring about classpects

>ever

>>1148141

hij.swf already exists


 No.1148146

me before sending the image: this looks normal, right?

me now: HER FOREHEAD


 No.1148147

>>1148144

i would have done it myself but i am busy at the moment and i needed instant gratification, sorry


 No.1148148

>>1148143

the only knight that seems like they'd like rick and morty is latula


 No.1148149

>>1148147

oh no apology necessary, it was just a friendly suggestion


 No.1148150

>>1148148

so what, its my OFFICIAL class quiz now buy my shirts


 No.1148151

Jane is coming over again tonight, we'll probably fuck without a condom

*lowers sunglasses*

again


 No.1148152

>>1148151

Jane from homestuck!??


 No.1148153

File: 7a6ca6bf862e11b⋯.jpg (49.21 KB, 559x333, 559:333, 1365009635122.jpg)

>dad brings home a tin of chocolates from my grandpa's that he didn't want

>read the best before date on the underside

>they expired over 2 years ago

>I've already eaten one


 No.1148154

File: c995cc8bde186ec⋯.jpg (71.31 KB, 800x600, 4:3, fat jade butt.jpg)

File: 89a8610f48d3a99⋯.jpg (67.04 KB, 800x600, 4:3, fat workout jane.jpg)


 No.1148155

>>1148151

stop fucking lardasses


 No.1148156

>>1148152

no, Cocaine Jane. It's a nickname for a girl I know

*lowers sunglasses*

that I've had sex with before


 No.1148157

>>1148143

shit guess I'm a Thief

>>1148151

enjoy your AIDS


 No.1148158

>>1148156

those sunglasses are about to fall off, bsb! you should stop lowering them so much!


 No.1148159

File: 2451580c5ef9750⋯.gif (1.77 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, sweat.gif)


 No.1148160

File: 45609cfc526ccfe⋯.png (618.63 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1148161

i'm about to fall asleep


 No.1148162

File: 1dfea71b15be9dc⋯.png (719.57 KB, 1233x818, 1233:818, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 7400029629bcefd⋯.png (867.05 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1148163

i'm about to lose my mind


 No.1148164

that's not how the song goes I just wanted to mirror the other post


 No.1148165

File: 24e25e87ebf9ef1⋯.jpg (66.89 KB, 800x600, 4:3, fat workout jane2.jpg)


 No.1148166

>>1148165

is that some giant areola i spy


 No.1148167

File: 48ad58dd2f37577⋯.gif (1.01 MB, 320x240, 4:3, harley hooters.gif)

>>1148166

Is there anything better in the world, truly?

Small nipples, especially on big tits, are just fundamentally wrong.


 No.1148168

I mis my beople D: D: d:

Gira I lo v you pls

t. comstabbl oddo


 No.1148169


 No.1148170

File: ee7e55bec348a8c⋯.png (37.36 KB, 163x244, 163:244, I've seen some shit.png)

I checked an AO3 tag for a pairing I like without my standard quality-filter search caveats and my eyes are burning, there are so many bad fanfic authors in this world


 No.1148171

help me decide what 2 play tonight

1) divinity original sin 2

2) radiant historia

3) monster hunter world

4) splatoon 2


 No.1148172

>>1148169

it's a shitpost about ds9 character Odo

I don't watch ds9 so I can't help you beyond that


 No.1148173

>>1148171

i'm still upset that world has no content


 No.1148174

>>1148171

What build do you play in Divinity and do you do it with friends


 No.1148175

>>1148171

euchre


 No.1148176

>>1148171

5) overwatch with me


 No.1148177

>>1148171

woomy 2


 No.1148178

Play

read a book


 No.1148179

>>1148174

i'm rolling with a fighter red prince right now -- i'm mostly just tooling around the opening island for completion's sake

i don't think i'm ~*ready*~ for multiplayer yet

>>1148173

deviljho is dropping soon!

>>1148178

i read on the subway tyvm


 No.1148180

File: 3afa5ce675d0e8e⋯.png (133.5 KB, 450x450, 1:1, spoce.png)

>>1148167

those are pretty hooters but that Space aspect pendant is terrible


 No.1148181

File: 5b4e5f93d232557⋯.gif (1.12 MB, 320x240, 4:3, 1460943968550.gif)

>>1148180

Look I go for fat titties first accurate cosplay second. It's not like you can beat Mollywhop anyway.


 No.1148182

>>1148170

what ship


 No.1148183

File: 6d0a26ef3c52e94⋯.png (136.24 KB, 450x450, 1:1, wait wait even better.png)

image: improved

>>1148182

the one where the cowboy kisses the archer


 No.1148184

File: b1141744620b0c5⋯.png (586.94 KB, 634x351, 634:351, ClipboardImage.png)

wouldn't have pinned salt for a night at the museum head


 No.1148185

my head hurts in a way that makes me feel like im gonna throw up

and also theres like, a ringing in my ears kind of but only wen i have my headphones on

i think because like, a bass channel or a speaker or something inside crapped out so the audio sounds low and weird


 No.1148186

>>1148179

Multiplayer's a ton of fun though


 No.1148187

i like seeing LIVE police chases on news

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQsLK-K-N6o

theres one oging on right now


 No.1148188

it just ended


 No.1148189

i think this female youtuber is actually ftm on account of xhe draws xerself with a tie


 No.1148190

yay i did it!!!

i managed to finish episode 5 of shitrus


 No.1148191

Nudestuck is drek

I need hardcore pornography with moneyshots and penetration

I just don't really feel any draw to softcore pics of teens posing in messy bedrooms or sets of some girl in a wig flicking the bean


 No.1148192

my friend reminded me there was a car cahse we watched a while back where the dude was driving around slowly handing money to people


 No.1148193

I want to eat some five guys with reviewbrah


 No.1148194

File: 03a00e76194ed7e⋯.gif (1.24 MB, 320x240, 4:3, at this point more jades h….gif)

>>1148191

So you want Jades


 No.1148195

>>1148145

classpects are epic


 No.1148196

>>1148194

No

I'd rather just look at porn


 No.1148197

File: 61a8ae2c1026600⋯.gif (1.03 MB, 320x240, 4:3, dog2.gif)

>>1148196

You wanted hardcore pornography

It's only Jades that get fucked on camera. Minus the one Rose who also did the Bloodborne doll.


 No.1148198

nudestuck should be illegal


 No.1148199

File: 162a5341844fd74⋯.webm (7.36 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, flattery.webm)

I'm going to fuck CJ wild tonight


 No.1148200

sure you are...


 No.1148201

>>1148197

whomstve be jerking off to tiny ass postage stamp sized gifs in modern day

who be making them and not just posting a video file


 No.1148202

File: 56e06905055f248⋯.png (640.22 KB, 600x798, 100:133, tavroooooooos.png)


 No.1148203

>>1148201

>whomstve be jerking off to tiny ass postage stamp sized gifs in modern day

probably because of tumblr's weird image restrictions


 No.1148204

what is the point of the moneyshot?

seems gross to nut on someone's face/in someone's mouth


 No.1148205

>>1148183

ah, i can only imagine


 No.1148206

>>1148204

"contractual obligations"

you want video proof that you didn't cum inside her in case she gets pregnant, i think


 No.1148207

>>1148206

sounds like a myth -- you can get preggo from pre


 No.1148208

>>1148204

buddy, "it seems gross" is how i feel about weird fetish shit people post here all the time

welcome to my fuckin world


 No.1148209

dinner is: cold chicken cutlet from the polish food place, with nothing on the side because i would rather die than even make rice


 No.1148210

>It’s the final TROLL CALL.

nice, epic

>At least…for this round. But who knows what the future may hold? Guess we’ll just have to wait and sea.

let it fucking stop and die please


 No.1148211

male feminist eridan clone troll


 No.1148212

>>1148204

I dunno, it's kind of satisfying to decorate somebody's face

the weirdest lewds ever taken of me were immediately post-facial. it was a good time and I'd wanted to take them, but some got in my eye and the flash was really bright, so I looked like I'd just had the worst night of my life


 No.1148213

>>1148210

>sea

50 eris incoming


 No.1148214

i would advise not reading the spoiler of that post


 No.1148215

>>1148214

i should have listened


 No.1148216

File: b195354c3fa16c7⋯.jpg (130.1 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 0307e9b0c2fb2c739ade95d4dc….jpg)

homestuck order:unquality

this is the first image


 No.1148217

File: f249428c2d36d70⋯.png (355.36 KB, 600x700, 6:7, dorothy (granblue fantasy)….png)

File: b17c11a116a3867⋯.jpg (156.47 KB, 780x1102, 390:551, diola (granblue fantasy)_w….jpg)

File: 5ddd37b010d7779⋯.jpg (222.33 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, fubuki (kantai collection)….jpg)

File: cbc26999a12954f⋯.jpg (292.29 KB, 1700x1250, 34:25, unknown_sumiyao (amam)_mis….jpg)

File: a701e65e4c9053c⋯.jpg (336.59 KB, 1111x930, 1111:930, group_sumiyao (amam)_flip ….jpg)

girls look cute with their faces covered in cum tbh


 No.1148218

>>1148202

this is epic


 No.1148219

>house passed some measure of gun related legislation

>senate gonna pass it

>trump gonna sign it

neat


 No.1148220

post that one vriska footjob pic

you know, as a joke haha


 No.1148221

Why oh why did I read that spoiler


 No.1148222

im glad wonk will never get the gun control legislation he wants


 No.1148223

File: 089b7ae5638bb56⋯.gif (3.59 MB, 250x413, 250:413, samuel.....gif)


 No.1148224

usenet -> irc -> group text-> discord?


 No.1148225

>>1148224

skype?


 No.1148226

i wish i could just like

turn off all online discussion of smash bros until it comes out


 No.1148227

nothing will ever make me stop using irc ever


 No.1148228

>>1148221

curiosity killed the nepperflag

>>1148224

I'm in a group text and a group Twitter DM and I only use Discord to talk to Internet people, so Idk

still kinda wish people in my real life used IRC


 No.1148229

come to think of it, I think that's also the last time I was ever able to hook up in that parking lot before it started to get patrolled by the police


 No.1148230

does #farts still exist


 No.1148231

>However, the student’s father, Fermin Gonzales, told KSBW 8 that it was his understanding that fragments from the bullet ricocheted off the ceiling and lodged in the boy’s neck. The father said the teacher told the class before pointing the gun at the ceiling that he was doing so to make sure his gun wasn’t loaded, something that can be determined visually.

http://www.tampabay.com/news/education/Teacher-trained-in-gun-use-accidentally-discharges-firearm-in-Calif-classroom-injuring-student_166372044

lol


 No.1148232

farts depart


 No.1148233

>Alexander is a reserve police officer for Sand City

lol


 No.1148234

whatever happened to hst


 No.1148235

>>1148234

We dont talk about abortions


 No.1148236

farts was the original skyniggian menace to haunt these threads, and it has never stopped since


 No.1148237

>>1148223

she epicc


 No.1148238

>>1148236

I kinda wish I'd spent more time in #farts


 No.1148239

>>1148238

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaapppppppffft


 No.1148240

i wonder if it is my destiny to free this place from the specter of chatniggerdry


 No.1148241

Why do I feel like there's sexual tension between Garak and Dukat's 14yo daughter

Dammit Garak I can never tell if your being flirty snarky or regular Garak snarky


 No.1148242

>>1148241

Ziyal is 21 dude


 No.1148243

>>1148242

Oh damn for some reason I thought she was way younger

I probably just forget her being stranded on that Breen colony for like most of a decade


 No.1148244

>>1148243

to be fair, even though it's not pedo creepy, it is still a little creepy as garak is like twice her age and more receptive to it than he probably should be.

it would've been bad if it had ever gone past a crush


 No.1148245

it's a good day to have a good day


 No.1148246

File: 67a4697c9f2dd1b⋯.png (192.57 KB, 797x179, 797:179, ClipboardImage.png)

hsg

give me your opinions on these people at first glance


 No.1148247

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1148245

apparently the artist of the song released it royalty free

i wonder if he thinks that was a good idea, looking back?


 No.1148248

>>1148246

all fags


 No.1148249

>>1148246

cool

douche

milquetoast

could be funny but probably not

has a cute voice to go with her plain features


 No.1148250

>>1148248

the exact same thing popped into my head tee bee aych


 No.1148251

>>1148246

indifference until i saw they had their names like that and theyre also color coded which i can only assume means theyre annoying pee heads


 No.1148252

>>1148246

usualbutt of the joke

most likely obnoxious, normie of the group

boring asian dude

same as asian dude, but more autistic

good end narcissa


 No.1148253

>>1148246

the hermit

the ideas guy

the cheater

the cheated

the sissy


 No.1148254

hey xlr


 No.1148255

>James Roach got fired from WP


 No.1148256

>>1148255

>Composer and Sound Designer from LA, Available for work. Worked for @whatpumpkin on @hiveswapgame

where does it say he got fired

its probably for the best for him though


 No.1148257

>>1148256

He was the lead for Hiveswap, it's not even to act 2 yet.

Why would he leave when he evidently very much loved working there


 No.1148258

when i close my eyes its like my mental version of my body is tilted and also the world too


 No.1148259

Uhhhhhh weed


 No.1148260

>>1148258

cool story when am i getting the house


 No.1148261

we just have to get the fuck rid of cohen to set joey free


 No.1148262

>jroach got fired for trying to leak a fan's private details

still didnt find source so im calling bs


 No.1148263

>>1148262

first time i heard anything like this


 No.1148264

File: 266fe97e6cf2c15⋯.png (22.75 KB, 140x153, 140:153, oh my yes.png)

>>1148111

I'd breed that.

>>1148154


 No.1148265

gay rev


 No.1148266

>>1148257

>Why would he leave when he evidently very much loved working there

didnt someone post a rumour once that he actually didn't like it very much at all


 No.1148267

File: 3151366a97445fe⋯.jpeg (282.86 KB, 1280x768, 5:3, 2D6B3460-7197-4910-8036-4….jpeg)

le me when i play warframe


 No.1148268

what if he just finished all of the music for the remaining 3 acts


 No.1148269

>>1148268

*7 acts

alternate theory: what if they just reused the songs from the first act over and over


 No.1148270

my dog has a message:

h-rrm. ooh-oh-oh-ook. ...oo-ook... hh-''rrm!


 No.1148271

hot take: cohen is worse than hussie


 No.1148272

>>1148271

i was expecting a hot take

i got room temperature


 No.1148273

>>1148270

Well said


 No.1148274

>>1148271

why

serious question because idk anything about cohen


 No.1148275

hey remember when John reached into the juju, but he reached into his own window, instead of any other windows?


 No.1148276

Oh hey it's that weyoun fellow I'd heard about


 No.1148277

File: 5c89b4594299daa⋯.jpeg (145.5 KB, 1807x1204, 1807:1204, C8E226EA-DB20-4C8A-AE48-D….jpeg)


 No.1148278

>>1148274

he’s a libtard


 No.1148279

>>1148274

co writer of hiveswap, very libbycucky and wants to chock the game and the whole franchise with ""progression""


 No.1148280

>>1148272

i mean

its like comparing mussolini to hitler

one did a lot more damage


 No.1148281

cohen is like a cheap knock off of late late comic hussie


 No.1148282

Also an appearance from character actor Brian Thompson aka that guy with the deep voiced that played a lot of henchmen roles for BtVS


 No.1148283

cohens awful at least hussie had a twinge of this douchey "i can fuck shit up but you'll still be invested in what I do because you have a love hate relationship with it and me" aura while cohen is literally a fucking jewish soymale who tweets about how guns are stupid


 No.1148284

File: aa0422206805ba7⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 29.71 KB, 600x505, 120:101, 4C02BA2B-2239-4BDC-A021-1….jpeg)


 No.1148285

when is the real no more heroes 3


 No.1148286

i would also acquiesce ports of 1 and 2 for switch


 No.1148287

>>1148264

good revpost


 No.1148288

>>1148238

same

but at the same time

not


 No.1148289

File: 9cb61d834cb7330⋯.jpg (380.05 KB, 1080x1410, 36:47, Screenshot_20180314-200017.jpg)

i hate this man


 No.1148290

jade eventually leaves gender behind when she outgrows the bad lessons clumsily imparted by a taxidermied jackass


 No.1148291

>>1148289

she was like a baby when he died wtf is this bad lessons shit


 No.1148292

jade eventually leaves thinness behind when she outgrows the bad lessons clumsily imparted by a taxidermied jackass


 No.1148293

>>1148289

>the only heathy way to engage with guns is to not engage with guns

hm

no?


 No.1148294

>>1148290

this, however, is Canon


 No.1148295

Doesn't Jade have godmode now so she can be as reckless as she can with guns?


 No.1148296

>>1148293

is this bizarro wonk


 No.1148297

so today i was walking my dog and a nondescript white van was parked in front of my neighbor's garage with the back open

and two workers were walking between the house and van and one was admiring my doggo so i brought her over

and he played with her a bit but seemed kinda uncomfortable

but then the neighbor came out and she had clearly been crying

and i was like oh uhhh sorry i hope you don't mind that i interrupted them and she said no and asked me my dog's name

and she said her dog's name was marnie and they just had to put her down and she motioned toward the back of the van

and i turned and looked at the van and sure enough it said "pet loss center" on the side and i could see part of a dog bed sticking out the back

and my dog was trying to play with the neighbor lady and she just looked totally distraught

so i said oh sorry for you loss and then just forcibly dragged my dog away down the street

where does this fall on the social failure scale

do i have to avoid that part of the neighborhood forever now


 No.1148298

>>1148296

nope

thats jasper flag


 No.1148299

>>1148297

is your dog stevie


 No.1148300


 No.1148301

>>1148300

your dog is memetarded and wants to embarass you


 No.1148302

jade and jake both

>>1148297

skip town and adopt a new identity


 No.1148303


 No.1148304

File: 78399e989c64394⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 397.75 KB, 473x581, 473:581, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 2bfc35c98d93f85⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 409.48 KB, 468x600, 39:50, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 4ecc4fc986cbf83⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 277.33 KB, 432x433, 432:433, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1148301

no shes epic


 No.1148305

>>1148304

why would you have to drag her that thing looks like it weights 10 lbs


 No.1148306

>>1148303

am i supposed to know who this woman is


 No.1148307

>>1148305

she wanted to play and wouldn't come willingly


 No.1148308

>>1148306

its funny because "thanks for your input"

she was an actress


 No.1148309

>>1148304

She looks like an ayy lmao in the last one

cute


 No.1148310

>>1148307

pick her up with your monkey hands you god dam idiot


 No.1148311

>>1148306

grant doesnt like it when women do things


 No.1148312

>>1148311

complete nonsense respnse


 No.1148313

cousin got a westie mutt terrier pup named oliver (ollie) recently wtf


 No.1148314

i'll post pics of him

he shits in the kitchen and bites my finger it hurts a lil but good


 No.1148315

can't tell if I have a small crush on the lady who runs McMansion Hell or if that's just the warm glow of borrowing other people's expert ridicule


 No.1148316

>>1148313

looks like you got some competition


 No.1148317


 No.1148318

>>1148306

kristie alley was an actress and gained weight and lost it on jenny craig and then gained it back and then lost it again


 No.1148319

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.1148320

File: 33655297c0f95c4⋯.mp4 (889.18 KB, 1280x536, 160:67, satisfying.mp4)

>installing PS3 games


 No.1148321

why is it so easy to point out tranny-lovers

you can just see that shit in their eyes


 No.1148322

File: 537e38da14131da⋯.png (247.74 KB, 503x615, 503:615, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1148323


 No.1148324

>it's fake

Nevermind


 No.1148325

thats it


 No.1148326

File: 16c5da941a24bc8⋯.png (115.85 KB, 499x485, 499:485, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1148324

Nice try sako


 No.1148327

>>1148322

>>1148323

>>1148324

>>1148326

>After returning to Earth, Scott started the process of readapting to Earth’s gravity. Most of the biological changes he experienced in space quickly returned to nearly his preflight status. Some changes returned to baseline within hours or days of landing, while a few persisted after six months.


 No.1148328

>>1148321

this feels like the downhill slope of a saga that ends with "SUSPECT SAYS 'HOMESTUCK GENERAL' RADICALIZED HIM TO KILL TRANNIES, CHASERS"


 No.1148329

>Researchers now know that 93% of Scott’s genes returned to normal after landing. However, the remaining 7% point to possible longer term changes in genes related to his immune system, DNA repair, bone formation networks, hypoxia, and hypercapnia.


 No.1148330

Good job trying to make me look stupid right after rev posted the official source hicktard


 No.1148331

File: 280db5a957206e0⋯.jpg (65.23 KB, 566x800, 283:400, 2.jpg)

Psychic Indian Space Gundam gfs inbound lads


 No.1148332

why do u always screenshot it like people care


 No.1148333

I fuck my cousin


 No.1148334

>>1148327

>>1148329

how long do I have to stay in space to turn into a cute girl


 No.1148335

File: 4ae50676a7b0cc2⋯.mp4 (9.74 MB, 848x480, 53:30, hypocrite that i am.mp4)


 No.1148336

god

is

real


 No.1148337

>>1148332

I won't let him get away with his lies


 No.1148338

File: dfc734446f30500⋯.jpg (1.63 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, IMG_0050.JPG)

here he is

little Ollie......


 No.1148339

should i convince this tranny to kill himself


 No.1148340

File: 324180f0b4da38e⋯.jpg (76.75 KB, 1680x1050, 8:5, guess the game.jpg)

guess


 No.1148341

>>1148340

undertale


 No.1148342

File: 1a3e025b35a3a17⋯.jpg (149.59 KB, 1680x1050, 8:5, Image2.jpg)


 No.1148343

>>1148338

it's good dog


 No.1148344

am i cletus' boogieman now

does he think I'm the only person who doesn't like him?


 No.1148345

File: f4bd6eacface25f⋯.png (138.81 KB, 710x589, 710:589, autism.PNG)


 No.1148346

nudestuck is le garbo


 No.1148347

File: a6afe7497a1adeb⋯.png (162.84 KB, 473x249, 473:249, Image4.png)


 No.1148348

cletus you're such a god damn loser lol


 No.1148349

>>1148348

its probably shitto or some other retard but can you really blame me


 No.1148351


 No.1148352

File: 5ab22355e73e453⋯.png (103.41 KB, 927x444, 309:148, 1354212835803.png)

as lmotep before us, we are enfolded into our personal myths, and the myth moves on without us- the myth of Saltlick absorbs any convenient post, whether I made it or not. we are become boogiemen.


 No.1148425

>>1148297

really not that bad, she probably enjoyed playing with your goofy monkeynoise dog. maybe it made her feel better




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