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old: >>1146871



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File: f0d9bb701bf2bff⋯.mp4 (6.3 MB, 480x270, 16:9, come on.mp4)


I'm having an identity crisis... this curry is too hot for me to eat even though I enjoy it, it's so hot I can't even follow what my friend's talking about it if I keep eating, I knew I was a little bitch about spicy food but I thought I wasn't this much of a little bitch



who do you choose, hsg


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otoh their housemate's cat is being v sweet and letting me pet him... soothing


I want a bobcat


whoever was talking shit about sotc last thread, you're a fuckboy


shart of the colossus


isn't sotc just some nip nerd's smalldom/bigsub fantasy



i wasn't shitting on it i was making a joke my lad


Alright the egg has opened

Babadi saga ends and Buu begins

Time to see if this arc is tedious as I remember


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huh, i kinda want this


how about that pennsylvania race


File: 21d5aabb35a6a5c⋯.jpg (165.02 KB, 1680x1050, 8:5, shit.jpg)


you need to have a schedule.you need to stick with it. its so important







>lamb's only up by 700 votes

>6000 absentee ballots wont be counted til tomorrow



my dead ex gf loved shadow of the colossus



i guess she did try to take on an enemy many times her size headfirst



come on man i was gonna make a train joke too but you can do better than that


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You go Girl!


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>dnd game is falling apart because of a single argument out of game




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he believes in karkat



cool pidgeon



i dont get it


thats a duckling, you fool


[in angel voice] i love kiwis almost as much as i love dick



epic post



cute velociraptor


nice shitpost


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anyway my grandmas ashes are just in a box on her couch. and my mom said she was going to spread some around the house before they sell it? and then divide them up in like, mini urns. i told her i do not want one. this whole thing seems odd


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[me voice] is the emotion I'm having right now malaise, ennui, or alienation...


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File: e94028c6420f6e4⋯.mp4 (15.7 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, 2018-03-13 20-40-34.mp4)

so uh


I've killed 4/5 legendary creatures now

all that remains is the legendary bloatfly that's in Big Mt


rip robot voice wheelchair man



oh damn I guess so


have a good afterlife mr hawking



Don't give up, skeleton!



oh my god I thought you were being an asshole



thats a wheel shame






get the fuck out of my wheelhouse


>tell mom hawking died

>she sends me "😱"

what a time to be alive


[8 minutes later] "have a good afterlife mr hawking" is possibly, the stupidest thing I ever said?




oh dear

rip in peace, hawking

thanks for your work


okay but did steven hawking like sotc



he was more of an ico man


who the fuggy mcwuggy is hawking and why does it look like he's merging with his wheelchair



nice brainlet post!


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Big Physics Man

"amyotrophic lateral sclerosis," over his life he got more and more paralyzed



this would possibly be the stupidest thing you've ever said if you were mute your whole life



see, this is a much weaker burn



you need to drink a gallon of bleach then immediately jump into the grand canyon


brain fog burn: good, snappy, I had no one to blame but myself

something something mute burn: long, obtusely-phrased, implies things I say out loud (that cletus has never heard) are dumber than things I type


paradoxically the words "that was the stupidest thing I've ever said" will always be the stupidest words salt has or will have ever said


see, when you say the narration in your story is less clunky than the quote of the dude writing a letter,


this sort of thing is why I don't believe you


saltlick burning the absolute shit out of cletus, someone should sell tickets



people would spend money not to hear his opinions wonk

have fun filling the stadium



cletus stop it's sad watching you try to come back from this



this one has more potential but still no flair

>set up shop outside saltlick event

>sell noise-canceling earmuffs





good post



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should I do "Invader Zim the Fallout DLC"?


I think I'm watching this girl I knew in college slowly realize she's in love with her best friend? but like, just after graduation they got in a van for a six-month(? year?)-long cross-country roadtrip, so this feels kinda delayed



>start business: a clothing store where the clothes are free but there's an ankle deep puddle of diarrhea on the floor

>sell rubber boots outside store


>default on your loans and slit wrists 6 months later



it's probably the best yeah



[confused beatnik snapping noises]



good point, it was this or the zion DLC, and that one's just a pain in the ass


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where's the joke buckley


File: f87a37e19df6dba⋯.mp4 (14.41 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, 2018-03-13 21-33-31.mp4)





the joke is gender reveal parties are dumb



that's how these things usually go yea

what happened



what the heck is a gender reveal party



a very heated argument about wizard and how it needs to be worse



i think it's a thing that weird people do where they have a ""surprise"" party for the sex of their unborn baby

instead of just, you know, saying "hey it's a girl/boy"



seems like a great idea, tho

i wish more information was conveyed through cakes



well the grnder reveal might be aprt of the general baby shower

youve seen the cakes right

and the gender anouncements like shooting a box with a high powered rifle and it explodes into blue powder which is how you reveal youre having a boy


time to cut the which child has an inoperable brain tumor cake!


>names child rowan

>dresses child entirely in black

>"ooh, is it a boy or a girl?"

>it's a goth



>youve seen the cakes right

no, i haven't

>and the gender anouncements like shooting a box with a high powered rifle and it explodes into blue powder which is how you reveal youre having a boy

is this whole concept a joke



thank god I live in the civilized part of america


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theory: could i successfully masturbate to the touhous i have saved


LOL masturbation funny


top kek... i touch my weewee to p0rnz!!!


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not even a little


you don't


i maek le cummie....... xD



that's less of a theory and more of a research question

my hypothesis is yes



nibba "high culture" in vegas is the largest casino buffet



you're deflecting, we weren't talking about vegas

also, I don't know, having a box seat at the Smith Center seems pretty classy


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theory: is starting a cup of tea at 12:30 am a really bad idea


i'm not saying that I have one, I'm just saying that would be pretty classy



procedure: yes probably


who wanted that PS3 exploit when it came out




high class in Vegas is parking your llama for free downtown at tony's camping compound


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I only have like 5 "porn" images saved and maybe an extra 2 or so that are even remotely lewd.

I don't think I could do it.

I mean, I could just keep jacking it until i cum, but i feel that's missing the spirit of it.



could you jack it solely to that picture


straight dudes kissing, but not with tongue, because that would be gay


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I tried jacking off to some random tv show when I was on vacation once. It was some tv show about camelot or some shit, iirc.

I didn't jack off to it but I jacked off while watching it and found I couldn't get off and/or didn't try for long enough.

The answer: maybe, i guess, i dunno


"straight" guys kissing, with a little tongue


so........ fucking...., funnny


i lol






i lol


the masterbate... lol


straight dudes telling themselves, every time, that this is the last time they kiss with tongue


lol out lout






hen tai


oh no, the need for fake-dating fic rises

what did I just do to myself


i lol...everytime


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tweh smex.........,,,




Is Star Trek Enterprise unpopular? The episodes I've seen so far have all been pretty enjoyable


i lol


it funny!!! because it sex



is that the new one

kind of? i think


teh joke, it s, the sexauls






im laugh and cant stop laugh


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what niggy know



no that's an old one, from the 00s



Its shit


Discovery is the new one and its even more shit


I, too, have no real desire to hear about HSG posters jacking off

nineteen posts bitching about it in the span of seventeen minutes is a bit much


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cool it didn't even copy the entire image thanks windows


some channel on the boob tube does an "All Star Trek" thing where they show one episode from each series back to back. I must be a brainlet because the quality seems to be more or less constant between each one. Perhaps they are cherry picking, though.


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fix tibalt without making his +1 allow you to choose what to discard


libby's 100% pure pumpkin


OK, gentlemen, let's decide once and for all






make his cmc (1)RRR and start with 4 loyalty



bad answer, as expected



this is epic



seinfeld's influence is much much higher than frasier

i actually had to look up frasier to make sure i was thinking about the right series


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I got my dick sucked last night by cocaine jane. I fucked the living hell out of her too


tibalt's + is actually the worst thing about him, he's so cheap that i feel that having pretty much any ability there that doesn't actively harm you is a bit much considering he's 2 cmc

maybe make him 1 loyalty?


kirby soon my friends


arguably talking about jacking off forms part of The Broth- a semen-bisque, if you will. not a tasty soup, but traditional

twenty posts averaging 19 characters each, with three whole ideas ("funny," "because," "sex") shared between them, is just spam



>a semen-bisque, if you will. not a tasty soup, but traditional

i need this framed


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spam has always been part of the broth


shut the fuck up about your broth I'm trying to enable piracy on my PS3 3001A unit


The Broth is a bad shitpost and i don't like that jim came up with it


arguing about what is and isnt spam is part of the broth because our moderator is one of the dopes who doesnt know



did i come up with it

i thought someone else came up with it in my defense


i can finally get my life back from dog sitting

god bless


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>I didn't set a timer on my apsghetti

>now I have to pay attention to it and strain it when it's right


grant make it so i can upload midis


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it's having a resurgence and I have no idea why, like three people I know who don't know each other just started watching it


when will despicable me stop getting new memes


you could perhaps say that I'm... upsetti




are they despicable memes



how did this cup of tea become spaghetti


*shits in the soup*




experimental results: I'm awake and hungry now



fascinating, unexpected, i love emergent research that opens new avenues



its a tough broth to swallow!



it's pesto carbonara and I used an egg from one of my mom's student's family's chickens. the yolk was weaker than I'm used to, and the white of the egg was stronger. I guess factory farms breed their layers for easy yolk-separation?


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I'mthe best person ever



so fucking epic i lol'd irl



yeah it's probably a breeding thing, we've got a family friend from whom we get eggs and that's about my experience with em too


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oooh im hungy for carbonara now



haha holy shit, hope this coolkid never gets embarrassed about doing this


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Make Carbonara For Kanaya


File: e3faef45c4f247b⋯.gif (1.92 MB, 300x259, 300:259, i like to jump like a hors….gif)


i wanna make carbonara with kanaya


this new caption guy i found seems decent

or at least, decent compared to the 50 garbage ones I normally look at



the what



bad porn


I made a quesadilla for dinner



what the other guy said

except it's not as bad as the more common ones


File: 7f292a6a86bd34c⋯.png (5.54 KB, 280x295, 56:59, 1340545779213.png)

Teach Kanaya How To Make A Roue

Giggle Together About How Bad Kanaya Is At Cooking


in this corner drumpf


I feel like that girl is going to commit suicide during her tween-teen years

this blood will be on blizzards hands


goo night hsg



goo night anon

slee tight anon

don le the be bug bite anon


is a hat in time epic



if you liked sunshine, i've heard good things




hey saltlick



ive only played mario 64.....


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big mood except my smart phase AND my slutty phase are both over


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Actual recording of Stephen Hawkings last words.



its about the same


That's right! I'm dumb, and I'm modest! I'm dumb and modest!

>Why'd you say it twice!?

I'm dumb.

And modest!!

>3 times!?


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I can't decide if I'm about to do the dishes and go to sleep or do the dishes and stay up even later for no fucking reason


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oh it's definitely the one where I fuck up my sleep habits beyond all repair


I can't believe horsie is into farts


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i’m smoking rez



it's actually the fetish of a fucking moral reprobate tbh.


if i ever get extremely rich im gonna buy a racehorse and name it brapposter


it's almost as bad as liking Dragon Ball.



yeah this ps3 exploit got released, I'm not going to get much sleep tonight


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see you space wheelchair


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I can pirate PS3 games now if I want to



good feel


PS6 game: niggers vs jews



the current method doesn't seem to work with PSOne Classics, or with PS3 DLC?

gotta find out about PS2 games



a solid quick guide to how it works



recommend PS3 games I've already got a few to download still


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>clients waiting: 102



>whole pieces I probably shouldn't be writing that keep refining and getting longer in the back of my head

why don't I have this kind of recall for, I dunno, people's names


>water the way nature intended it to be

>nature intended



teleology is a bad meme


what a stinky thread!


brapniggas be like


File: cf5d78c0fd241dc⋯.jpg (14.74 KB, 616x115, 616:115, huh.jpg)

I think I'll pass


>played divinity 2 for 8 hours without noticing



File: ab7646183c5cbb7⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 447.63 KB, 938x1000, 469:500, 1442614654169-3.png)


my firsyt time ever at a Bk

what should i get?



bk big fish



foot lettuce LOL



get a wwhopper


i got a Bacon Kibg



it's roux


File: 1ec0797058c27c6⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 54.02 KB, 600x560, 15:14, surprise.mp4)


Sponge clean your bong goddamn


also the thing that always gets me about the gif of the monkeys fighting on the subway is why the antagonizing negress is holding her tongue like that


File: 764178a2065ff3b⋯.png (1.33 MB, 1414x2000, 707:1000, __toga_himiko_boku_no_hero….png)

Thigh highs are good but I just realized that wearing a single thigh high is more titillating


damn that was a meaty burg



consider: one thigh high and one thigh band


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Yeah that's ideal

asymmetry in general is cool


File: 7287fc474e7f171⋯.jpg (150.99 KB, 1280x715, 256:143, tumblr_ndcdzjyBBY1roybppo6….jpg)



>come back to splatoon 2 after a while

>you can finally change equipment without leaving the queue

not lying, this actually changes everything



still too complex



that's the basic stuff

I'm trying to get net_package_install to work


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File: c0ce3b7e3456152⋯.png (428.14 KB, 375x500, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

and so the tvlicenseposting resumes



the basic stuff is basically rocket science to me


is it version-dependent? i updated mine a few weeks ago



I'm on 4.82 dude



oh, same


i want to play more divinity 2 but im so sweepy


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you have to remember this is literally day 0 of the exploit being out

it will get better


File: 9f10196c7161087⋯.png (18.74 KB, 222x238, 111:119, 1400487647502.png)

>tfw i dont need a hacked ps3 because i bought all the games i wanted one year ago


File: 7f29dbefcf37b02⋯.png (2.28 MB, 960x943, 960:943, ClipboardImage.png)


i main stinkyfeet rocko



that's cool

this exploit doesn't work with disc-only games yet anyway


boy, am i glad we're not some kind of ERPy mmo general


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i missed this shit while i was away


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she used to syrup me in my hot tub


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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

the pants saga continues


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not to sound rude but fat is bad



yea, so don't post it


what the fuck kind of desire to have kids is "to have your genetic line go on"


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im bored



let me live with you and shark then you won't be bored



im not even with her right now im in new york again



tell me how disgusting trannies are



call xlr and tumut over for a Boys Night



nothing against the group its just that most as people tend to be obnoxious @_@



theyre men trying to be women

of course theyre going to be obnoxious


wouldnt you agree the world would be better off without trannies


i hate them


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theyre men. they have penises.


what does liberal actually mean in modern political terms

i've seen the far left use it to dismissively describe moderate left people, and then there's stuff like >>1147896 which seems to be the opposite



fags and trannies


File: d1e9954b85196a3⋯.png (807.44 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, image.png)

is it bad that i still like this meme



It's totally useless to describe someone as a liberal or a conservative without also taking into account the region/nation/government style they come from

Like how Indonesia and Singapore and places like that have liberal parties that still have hardline fundamentalist views that the West would consider as belonging on the far right


the best way to try to understand politics is that its a linear sliding scale with only 2 sides


*slams fists on table*




slam your fist on the power button of a treadmill fatty



oh, i meant in the context of politics that matter (u.s.a.)



fight me bitch



buy tekken 7 and play it with me



sorry, no



buy dbfz and play with me


File: 084bb9e20e8a511⋯.png (162.93 KB, 960x800, 6:5, CagliostroUniform.png)

please call back telling me you hired me

i need the schoolgirl cagliostro skin



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daily futaba



i have dbfz

i still havent beat the story mode


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i love my gf


oh yeah, i dont think i can have audio out of my ps3, unless theres a workaround using the analog AV cables into my pc somehow

i guess i wont fuck with the pirating stuff until april


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start a minecraft server


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is it cross-platform


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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



seriously who makes this stuff

does /v/ know it's fetish art or do they just go along with it



now this is what i call



should i buy the ps4 taiko game


overwatch is fun



Warframe's tutorial feels...different


It's amazing how often memes and other such banter inevitably warps into fetish fuel

But always "just as a joke, you know, haha just for laughs"


my brainfog is really fucking bad today

i dont like the sunny sping weather


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my brainfog is awful today

i hate spring i want it to be cold again



i'm opposite

i was looking forward to going outside again but then it suddenly got colder



theres some stuff that theres just no "just joking" your way out of


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cw: gun debate


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cw: *pppppppffffffftttttbrrrrraaaaaafffffghhh*




this political climate is getting downright insufferable



i blame political warming


>bullets can't pierce glass and hit a target

>do you carry a carry gun all day

>can a fucking child take a gun out of a retention holster (no)

>how will the police know that the teacher isn't the shooter she just killed

awful post




>how will the police know that the teacher isn't the shooter she just killed

if she kills him

which is the crux of the argument



well like

I imagine she'd do exactly what you do if you kill an intruder in your home

which is unload your gun and make it clear and safe, and wait for police to arrive


"um police a student is shooting up the class i need backup"

and then the police come in and shoot the middle aged person with the gun and i presume a badge or something???


adding a gun to the teacher's side changes "When he kills her and the kids in the room" to "IF he kills her and the kids in the room"

and I'd take the "if" over the "when"



ifshe kills him




this is still a better outcome than her literal assured death otherwise



I assume all the marshals or whatever the proposed term is will be all listed and in the event of a crisis law enforcement will know of any armed faculty

This part is an assumption, but I assume these armed teachers would have a responsibility as well to report in during a crisis stating where they are in the facility over a walkie or a first responder channel



>can a fucking child take a gun out of a retention holster (no)

we're talking about highschools right

i knew plenty of guys in high school big enough to subdue a teacher




highschools are the only place of learning that get shot up



What are you suggesting the worst case scenario here, and how is it worse than the worst case scenario that we face right now? I feel stupid because I'm not getting what your point is.


Perhaps, but then that's assaulting the teacher, not just yoinking the gun out of the holster during a burst of uncontrollable ADD like the facebookling suggested. I also definitely got the vibe that they are talking about younger children, but whatever.


it's a bandaid on a bigger problem, it involves putting more guns in schools as well as putting another burden on teachers who in a lot of cases dont have the resources to teach properly

i just think it's a kneejerk reaction with no support, just assumptions



the inplication wasnt that they were the only ones you shithead

just that, if we're also talking highschool, you cant say "no kids could take the gun off the teacher"



I get where you're coming from, but can you suggest a more substantial solution?

actually i have one

get rid of shitty public schools and stop forcing kids to go to them



nobody was talking specifically about highschools wonk


Give every teacher TWO guns so they have a spare to shoot the guy that stole the first gun


i want a black hole to emerge and destroy all of america



>What are you suggesting the worst case scenario here

with regards to the "police might mistake the teacher for the shooter" i was specifically thinking of a case where a suspect with a gun was in a store and several citizens pulled their guns and confused the police investigation

this supposes that the teacher wouldnt just stay in their classroom with the gun



You're right, the scene is a lot easier to investigate with all of the innocent civilians dead.



what makes a private school immune to school shooters


*begins to empathize with eric and dylan's actions*



what are you talking about

can you please just respond to what i wrote and not like, engage in hyperbole like that

it just confuses me and i have a hard time responding



Well the main point is not forcing kids with issues to go to them and put them under pressure and surround them with people they hate and want to shoot, but they are also generally higher quality and not basically shitty prison/daycare complexes.



its khan



You are prioritizing allowing a shooter to shoot a bunch of defenseless people to make police investigation simpler over allowing people to defend themselves and stop the shooting BEFORE the police arrive and have to investigate



so, your answer is "nothing"

cool, thanks

if we improve public schools in exactly the same way that you just described, they'd be safer too

so let's do that



you're misunderstanding

in this scenario the police have arrived and cannot determine who is the shooter, if they're still active

you're right though, it's not a fair comparison of the situations and not a valid argument at all

i don't back down on not wanting to arm teachers, however



except public schools will never improve because they're inherently shit.

but really the big point is we should stop forcing kids into the institutions to begin with.


>cops are triggerhappy murderers who only serve their own needs

>just wait for the cops to come save you lol



>public schools will never improve because they're inherently shit.

that's not a valid claim, they can't be inherently shit any more than any other kind of school is inherently shit

school systems can change radically, and for the better, it's been done

your second point, we could talk about though

lower the mandatory school age? does that mean lowering child labor age too? or just making trade school mandatory instead?



what if

we fixed

the first one



impossible, the second they receive their badge they lose all empathy


I don't think there is a problem with child labor. Like, the problem is with taking advantage of them and stuff, but that problem is not exclusive to children, it's all laborers. Parents can get involved and represent their children if they feel that they are not being treated fairly at the workplace and the kid can't resolve the issue themselves. Obviously there would be a certain minimum age because kids too young just aren't very helpful workers and no one would want them in any scenario where they are not being terribly abused.


You keep saying stuff like this without suggesting how to actually improve it. Yes, in a perfect world, we could just magically get rid of all the bad people and make them nice happy people, but that's just not how it works.


children obviously shouldn't work in dangerous environments like factories where they have to operate heavy machinery but i dont seen an issue with kids doing fieldwork or working in a store


High school was piss easy and very enjoyable I would give the experience a 8/10



>Obviously there would be a certain minimum age because kids too young just aren't very helpful workers

jut to clarify, who are you exactly


just like, make it illegal for if a child gets terribly murdered in a workplace accident and you're responsible for them. it's basically just murder.



i'm just an anon

also out of everything i've said, i'm not seeing why that is the problematic statement



>You keep saying stuff like this without suggesting how to actually improve it

i mean, you and i both know there are real policy changes that could be made and have been suggested but not done in order to make things better

there are also models around the world we could study

in the case of gun violence there is research being silenced due to the dickey amendment, which needs to be changed so that we can make more informed decisions



i rate it a solid 6/10



it's not that it's the most problematic it's just that it captures the essence of the post

one can infer you're talking about lowering the working age for children, but "not too young, because they're not helpful", as in, that's that reason we shouldn't have children working, because they're "less helpful"



I mean, what other reasons are there? I just explained why I don't think that abuse is a problem. Why not argue against that?



im not arguing against any of it, i'm just sitting bewildered by how stupid the idea is

i dont want to waste time trying to convince you you're wrong, because i dont want to spend that much time talking to you about this

just bein' honest


>I don't think there is a problem with child labor

it was at this point, when i read this, that i knew i didn't want to waste my time with you


ummm child labor is bad because ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i don't know lol


12 year olds shouldn't be allowed to work or make money or gain practical skills or do anything other than go to public school to receive the worst baseline of education available and eat literal prison food


i mean do you think i'm suggesting that we should force kids to work in mines all day or something


what part of "im not gonna talk about this with you" tells you that if you post like an idiot enough, i'll engage with you

have fun jerking off to your own ideas by yourself, friend


i'm hoping someone else will explain to me what the issue is, but no one else is, so maybe there isn't an issue


>start up hatty time

>am a small child in a fun colorful spaceship room

>walk up to closet

>"you only wear one outfit, so there's lots of room for skeletons"

>open up a chest with stars and moons on it

already a better homestuck game than hiveswap


whats wrong with kids being able to work



wonk cant actually explain why he's just mad


Child labor is bad because it indoctrinates the evil capitalism in children


First it's "kids should have the right to work" next it's "kids should have the right to have sex with me"



is there somebody else in hsg that plays warframe


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>hidden form

>mask for a face



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There's literally no job worth paying a wage for that I would trust someone under sixteen to perform


Oh except child prostitution obviously


There are people on my fb who dont want sans in smash

But for the stupidiest reasons, like having a cousin that posts undertale faggotry or being ironic weebs, so just pretending to be intellectuals

I wish i didnt need fb for my job


What would Sans's moveset be? He just stands in the center of the stage and bones and shit fly around and hit everyone else?

tbh an undertale stage would be pretty cool though


>want to shower

>incredibly cold in apartment



An undertale stage would basically be the Wario Ware stage except you're trapped in a box and it's black and white for no reason.






he'll be a trophy and either a funny dud ahah

or bones all over the screen


I don't hate the idea of a Sans assist trophy but I still see no reason why Undertale should be represented in Smash in any capacity



i liked watching the girls yawn


The Sans assist trophy makes all of the characters stop in place and say "holy shit sans undertale"



Shovel knight was highly requested for Smash4, and neither quote (cave story) made it, so having fucking sans undertale as the indie representative would make sense.


My thing is I do not see "indie games" as a cohesive group that needs to be represented.



Only because of indie developers ruining the industry, but they had some weight before depression quest.


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I am now turning the conversation towards my giant dick, that I use to fuck girls with


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Yes sir, I fuck girls hard and make them cum even harder


I'm a highlysexual being, full of love. I'm a man of exquisite passion.


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is this not generally the case


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the final trollcall...and it's...shit....woah...

also i'm pretty sure i've already seen the jadeblood



I like Male Kanaya With No Hands And Wearing A Suit


wait does he actually not have hands

is that why his tie isn't tied


>he craves eternal life

Draw a girl, call it a boy



im love them


the spider one disgusts me


hey what's up it's me, 'can't ever get ass out of bed before 1PM'


remember vriskaaaaaaaaaa???

remember when she was a piraaaaaaaaaaaaate???


Whats with the troll call posting times? First ones at 16:00PST, then 15:00 now the last was released at 14:00





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what the fuck is a he him lesbian


i clapped!

i clapped because i know homestuck!


Ready Player Joey!



she should take hiveswap and make it better lol


i'm a ho hum lesbian



no really what is a "he him lesbian" and how is it different from a transexual


would you let your girlfriend borrow your n64 games?



im gonna guess its a butch lesbian who uses male pronouns


to be tbqh, I mind individual trollcall trolls way less than the Hiveswap team's Alternian worldbuilding choices. I haven't played the game, but among the stuff that's exposed outside of it

>finite sign set

>caste uniformity (horns, aesthetic stuff... everyone looking like a slight redesign of a canon troll, basically)

not that I've been tempted to write Alternia-centric fanfic in years, but I'd just refuse to make use of either of those things if I did



if you identify as a woman still why would you use male pronouns


Does it really make more sense for each individual on alternia to have a unique symbol? Either way it's kind of dumb, actually. The uniformity is terrible in every way, though. The characters themselves are lazy and boring, it makes trolls in general less interesting, and it retroactively makes the originals more boring. On the other hand, I thought trolls were supposed to not be too big into the whole individuality thing, so it makes the original cast being so wacky make a little more sense.


>they put out a "starter edition" type thing for for honor


i think its a bit too late

but still, neat



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>not be too big into the whole individuality thing, so it makes the original cast being so wacky make a little more sense.

but the trollcall trolls all dress as if they give a shit about fashion



fuck you're right


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What's the opinion on cute boy (female) around here?



>Does it really make more sense for each individual on alternia to have a unique symbol?

I dunno. But there can be a finite symbol set, without cramping what fanworks are or can be canon-compliant, if you just leave the set's size and contents vague. 'here are all the symbols used on Alternia!' is an uninteresting choice that rules out lots of fan creativity imo



like tomgirls?

good content





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>caring about alternia lore or any home stuck lore at all like it's not some rotting festering corpse


i like tomboys but also i'm a pedophile and i am sure there is some kind of relation



children are more androgynous



it's kino


'he/him lesbians' were a TERF talking point for a while in the Endless Who-Can-Be-A-Lesbian Wars so reading the phrase gives me this kneejerk rush of 'here we go again' adrenaline



wonk put your flag back on



i am willing to take a lot of abuse but i will not stand to being called wonk



do i want to know what this filtered post says cletus


I don't know any of these fucking terms



i'm filtered?!


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who clean reviewbrah's suits?


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Some people get intimidated by sex toys. A lot of men get dildo jealousy or insecurity. See the sex toys as part of your team. Your goal is to make your partner cum hard and that shit is like a shortcut to it. You can still suck titties or moan in their ear as you grind them and help them play with their toy while their rocks shoot off. How can you compare to a device engineered to be the perfect fuck? Of course the fucking thing is better than you, but most people will choose a living crotch over a dick knocker if they have the chance. It doesn’t have to be one or the other, it can be both. I just hear about people who get mad that their partner uses a sex toy even though they’re in a relationship and it seems like that only adds to the problem. Not only are they in a relationship with an insecure penis but now also a gay asshole.


nice pasta



this is secretly a post about how you want to fuck sombra


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should i buy a prostate massager


how dangerous is to eat fries while driving?



mildly if you are careful, but the reward is too low for it to be worth the risk


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this talk of sex toys got me thinking

there's full size sex dolls, right?

and there's horsepussy fleshlights and dildos and whatnot

horse fuckbots are coming, lads......



sure, if your prostate's a fun time



but that's the thing, i don't know if it's a fun time or not



it'd be cheaper to pay some out-of-luck farmer to let you fuck his horses



anybody dropping that kind of cash on a horse sexbot is just going to buy an actual horse and fuck it



Once you go fag you will never get hard for actual sex




what about people who are morally opposed to beastiality but still want to bang a horse



dont fall for the dildo meme



but what if i never have sex anyways



they need therapy not robo horse pussy



clean up, get some lube, and put your finger up your butt, feel around

might take some time to relax

if that turns out to be a fun time then get the prostate massager


vers dudes might have something to say on that point


do you think hussie is even capable of drawing in his old style anymore



didnt he do illustrations for some book recently


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why do trolls even have gender? is it ever explained? it has absolutely zero purpose in their society as far as i can remember



trolls have genders because humans have genders


nagas going from 'something notoriously associated with deviantArt user snapesnogger' to 'cool mythological creature with no weird associations' geeks me out


the only explanation I remember Hussie ever giving was 'to make them relatable'


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tbh it'd probably really hard writing 12 genderless characters that are unique and not boring without arbitrarily prescribing them gendered traits on purpose or not


i like alien races that actually take the extra steps to feel alien

i remember the aliens in iji counting in base 3, because why would they use base 10


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


maybe like this


A: Standard Bone Atatcks

Neutral B: Gaster Blaster (can be charged)

Side B: Sans turns the fighter's soul blue and slams them down to the ground/wall/ceiling into emerging bones

Top B: Sans teleports upwards

Bottom B: Blue Bones Shield (has a hitbox that damages you if you move through them, surrounds Sans for a few seconds)

Final Smash: Nothing (nobody can do anything for as long as the player holds the B button)



that last one is kind of cute


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cohen a nigger


a mesbian


i mean i can't even get that mad because gender makes absolutely zero sense for trolls to begin with



>fang game on point

they keep doing this

they keep like, taking a basic character trait, and then just phrasing it in twitter-idiot-ese

this is just "he has fangs" written like a middle-aged numale trying to fit in with those kids and their social medias

at least fucking say something about this shitty fucking character. fucking try for gods sake. how can you be this fucking lazy.



Since it has no meaning you actually can



I think they actually think that this is good, entertaining writing.



>this is just "he has fangs" written like a middle-aged numale trying to fit in with those kids and their social medias

that's the only demographic that even remotely cares about homestuck at all at this point so they're trying to pander to them as hard as possible


now that they're done forcing people to remember homestuck every week so that not literally everyone forgets about hiveswap, what are they gonna do for part 3? parts 4-8?

make up even more shitty fantrolls?


i mean trolls do have biological differences so obviously sex and gender did play a role in their society at some point, or they evolved from creatures to which it did matter


or devolved





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weren't trolls supposed to not have sexualities



i think they were just binormative and hetero/homo was pretty rare


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i don't remember who the minotaur or the womani in the top left is


I want to rip cohen's balls off and feed them to hussie


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that's a pretty shitty looking house


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that's dril


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MOBAs turn men into sissies



hey they finally have one small redeeming factor


I fixed the bathroom towel hanger that we brokeduring our threesome



no seadwellers...



i heard about this, apparently he dressed up before after hitting subscriber milestones haha you know just for laughs hahaha



a butch libtard



oh so those are the last ones

thank god


eridan's entire bloodcaste was deemed too problematic

if you continue the theme of making them all basically the same as the canon trolls you'd have an entire caste of seedy rapists


>voice-only youtube channel i've been watching for years does facecams for a D&D session

holy FUCK they don't look anything like my mental images and it's messing with me

having the a bomb dropped on you is intense (a-bomb meaning "asian-dude-all-along-bomb")



its almost like..... the solution is to make them different......



>if you continue the theme of making them all basically the same as the canon trolls you'd have an entire caste of seedy rapists

maybe if they, you know........DIDN'T do that


i think that's exactly the point wonk is making here guys




these radical proposals should be consideres with great caution and suspicion


hiveswap is actually incredibly racist


im still disappointed Caliborn's kickstarter project was that play-doh shit


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hussie is racist so it's not surprising


apparently infrasound spooks people. a bunch of elaborate effects have been proposed for it that seem like they're probably bullshit, but there's reasonably good experimental evidence that people find sub-20Hz sounds unsettling or uncanny- even if they don't consciously notice it

seems Useful For Art


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>final trollcall



Just 60 more trolls for the next acts bud ;)


let's design our own trolls and show them how it's done


>soundproof room



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someone take this and make it so her nose is flipped upside down thereby looking more like a real nose



okay I think this is a sign from My Dumbass Fingers that this post isn't worth finishing



I gotta make pasta but if no-one's done it when I'm done, sure


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just make it 40 eris


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100 nepetas


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if its not an official class test, i am gonna mentally block out any new homestuck/hiveswap content


let's make a flagrant yet legally untouchable rip off of hivestuck except it has porn in it




Thief: you are a bitch

Knight: you like rick and morty


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this involved more than just a vertical flip, but like, only slightly more

don't take this the wrong way, but I think lots of people think image editing is harder to learn than it is. this took me a few minutes in the GIMP



>caring about classpects



hij.swf already exists


me before sending the image: this looks normal, right?




i would have done it myself but i am busy at the moment and i needed instant gratification, sorry



the only knight that seems like they'd like rick and morty is latula



oh no apology necessary, it was just a friendly suggestion



so what, its my OFFICIAL class quiz now buy my shirts


Jane is coming over again tonight, we'll probably fuck without a condom

*lowers sunglasses*




Jane from homestuck!??


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>dad brings home a tin of chocolates from my grandpa's that he didn't want

>read the best before date on the underside

>they expired over 2 years ago

>I've already eaten one


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stop fucking lardasses



no, Cocaine Jane. It's a nickname for a girl I know

*lowers sunglasses*

that I've had sex with before



shit guess I'm a Thief


enjoy your AIDS



those sunglasses are about to fall off, bsb! you should stop lowering them so much!


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i'm about to fall asleep


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i'm about to lose my mind


that's not how the song goes I just wanted to mirror the other post


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is that some giant areola i spy


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Is there anything better in the world, truly?

Small nipples, especially on big tits, are just fundamentally wrong.


I mis my beople D: D: d:

Gira I lo v you pls

t. comstabbl oddo



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I checked an AO3 tag for a pairing I like without my standard quality-filter search caveats and my eyes are burning, there are so many bad fanfic authors in this world


help me decide what 2 play tonight

1) divinity original sin 2

2) radiant historia

3) monster hunter world

4) splatoon 2



it's a shitpost about ds9 character Odo

I don't watch ds9 so I can't help you beyond that



i'm still upset that world has no content



What build do you play in Divinity and do you do it with friends






5) overwatch with me



woomy 2



read a book



i'm rolling with a fighter red prince right now -- i'm mostly just tooling around the opening island for completion's sake

i don't think i'm ~*ready*~ for multiplayer yet


deviljho is dropping soon!


i read on the subway tyvm


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those are pretty hooters but that Space aspect pendant is terrible


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Look I go for fat titties first accurate cosplay second. It's not like you can beat Mollywhop anyway.



what ship


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image: improved


the one where the cowboy kisses the archer


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wouldn't have pinned salt for a night at the museum head


my head hurts in a way that makes me feel like im gonna throw up

and also theres like, a ringing in my ears kind of but only wen i have my headphones on

i think because like, a bass channel or a speaker or something inside crapped out so the audio sounds low and weird



Multiplayer's a ton of fun though


i like seeing LIVE police chases on news


theres one oging on right now


it just ended


i think this female youtuber is actually ftm on account of xhe draws xerself with a tie


yay i did it!!!

i managed to finish episode 5 of shitrus


Nudestuck is drek

I need hardcore pornography with moneyshots and penetration

I just don't really feel any draw to softcore pics of teens posing in messy bedrooms or sets of some girl in a wig flicking the bean


my friend reminded me there was a car cahse we watched a while back where the dude was driving around slowly handing money to people


I want to eat some five guys with reviewbrah


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So you want Jades



classpects are epic




I'd rather just look at porn


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You wanted hardcore pornography

It's only Jades that get fucked on camera. Minus the one Rose who also did the Bloodborne doll.


nudestuck should be illegal


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I'm going to fuck CJ wild tonight


sure you are...



whomstve be jerking off to tiny ass postage stamp sized gifs in modern day

who be making them and not just posting a video file


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>whomstve be jerking off to tiny ass postage stamp sized gifs in modern day

probably because of tumblr's weird image restrictions


what is the point of the moneyshot?

seems gross to nut on someone's face/in someone's mouth



ah, i can only imagine



"contractual obligations"

you want video proof that you didn't cum inside her in case she gets pregnant, i think



sounds like a myth -- you can get preggo from pre



buddy, "it seems gross" is how i feel about weird fetish shit people post here all the time

welcome to my fuckin world


dinner is: cold chicken cutlet from the polish food place, with nothing on the side because i would rather die than even make rice


>It’s the final TROLL CALL.

nice, epic

>At least…for this round. But who knows what the future may hold? Guess we’ll just have to wait and sea.

let it fucking stop and die please


male feminist eridan clone troll



I dunno, it's kind of satisfying to decorate somebody's face

the weirdest lewds ever taken of me were immediately post-facial. it was a good time and I'd wanted to take them, but some got in my eye and the flash was really bright, so I looked like I'd just had the worst night of my life




50 eris incoming


i would advise not reading the spoiler of that post



i should have listened


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homestuck order:unquality

this is the first image


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girls look cute with their faces covered in cum tbh



this is epic


>house passed some measure of gun related legislation

>senate gonna pass it

>trump gonna sign it



post that one vriska footjob pic

you know, as a joke haha


Why oh why did I read that spoiler


im glad wonk will never get the gun control legislation he wants


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usenet -> irc -> group text-> discord?





i wish i could just like

turn off all online discussion of smash bros until it comes out


nothing will ever make me stop using irc ever



curiosity killed the nepperflag


I'm in a group text and a group Twitter DM and I only use Discord to talk to Internet people, so Idk

still kinda wish people in my real life used IRC


come to think of it, I think that's also the last time I was ever able to hook up in that parking lot before it started to get patrolled by the police


does #farts still exist


>However, the student’s father, Fermin Gonzales, told KSBW 8 that it was his understanding that fragments from the bullet ricocheted off the ceiling and lodged in the boy’s neck. The father said the teacher told the class before pointing the gun at the ceiling that he was doing so to make sure his gun wasn’t loaded, something that can be determined visually.




farts depart


>Alexander is a reserve police officer for Sand City



whatever happened to hst



We dont talk about abortions


farts was the original skyniggian menace to haunt these threads, and it has never stopped since



she epicc



I kinda wish I'd spent more time in #farts





i wonder if it is my destiny to free this place from the specter of chatniggerdry


Why do I feel like there's sexual tension between Garak and Dukat's 14yo daughter

Dammit Garak I can never tell if your being flirty snarky or regular Garak snarky



Ziyal is 21 dude



Oh damn for some reason I thought she was way younger

I probably just forget her being stranded on that Breen colony for like most of a decade



to be fair, even though it's not pedo creepy, it is still a little creepy as garak is like twice her age and more receptive to it than he probably should be.

it would've been bad if it had ever gone past a crush


it's a good day to have a good day


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give me your opinions on these people at first glance


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apparently the artist of the song released it royalty free

i wonder if he thinks that was a good idea, looking back?



all fags






could be funny but probably not

has a cute voice to go with her plain features



the exact same thing popped into my head tee bee aych



indifference until i saw they had their names like that and theyre also color coded which i can only assume means theyre annoying pee heads



usualbutt of the joke

most likely obnoxious, normie of the group

boring asian dude

same as asian dude, but more autistic

good end narcissa



the hermit

the ideas guy

the cheater

the cheated

the sissy


hey xlr


>James Roach got fired from WP



>Composer and Sound Designer from LA, Available for work. Worked for @whatpumpkin on @hiveswapgame

where does it say he got fired

its probably for the best for him though



He was the lead for Hiveswap, it's not even to act 2 yet.

Why would he leave when he evidently very much loved working there


when i close my eyes its like my mental version of my body is tilted and also the world too


Uhhhhhh weed



cool story when am i getting the house


we just have to get the fuck rid of cohen to set joey free


>jroach got fired for trying to leak a fan's private details

still didnt find source so im calling bs



first time i heard anything like this


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I'd breed that.



gay rev



>Why would he leave when he evidently very much loved working there

didnt someone post a rumour once that he actually didn't like it very much at all


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le me when i play warframe


what if he just finished all of the music for the remaining 3 acts



*7 acts

alternate theory: what if they just reused the songs from the first act over and over


my dog has a message:

h-rrm. ooh-oh-oh-ook. ...oo-ook... hh-''rrm!


hot take: cohen is worse than hussie



i was expecting a hot take

i got room temperature



Well said




serious question because idk anything about cohen


hey remember when John reached into the juju, but he reached into his own window, instead of any other windows?


Oh hey it's that weyoun fellow I'd heard about


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he’s a libtard



co writer of hiveswap, very libbycucky and wants to chock the game and the whole franchise with ""progression""



i mean

its like comparing mussolini to hitler

one did a lot more damage


cohen is like a cheap knock off of late late comic hussie


Also an appearance from character actor Brian Thompson aka that guy with the deep voiced that played a lot of henchmen roles for BtVS


cohens awful at least hussie had a twinge of this douchey "i can fuck shit up but you'll still be invested in what I do because you have a love hate relationship with it and me" aura while cohen is literally a fucking jewish soymale who tweets about how guns are stupid


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when is the real no more heroes 3


i would also acquiesce ports of 1 and 2 for switch



good revpost




but at the same time



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i hate this man


jade eventually leaves gender behind when she outgrows the bad lessons clumsily imparted by a taxidermied jackass



she was like a baby when he died wtf is this bad lessons shit


jade eventually leaves thinness behind when she outgrows the bad lessons clumsily imparted by a taxidermied jackass



>the only heathy way to engage with guns is to not engage with guns





this, however, is Canon


Doesn't Jade have godmode now so she can be as reckless as she can with guns?



is this bizarro wonk


so today i was walking my dog and a nondescript white van was parked in front of my neighbor's garage with the back open

and two workers were walking between the house and van and one was admiring my doggo so i brought her over

and he played with her a bit but seemed kinda uncomfortable

but then the neighbor came out and she had clearly been crying

and i was like oh uhhh sorry i hope you don't mind that i interrupted them and she said no and asked me my dog's name

and she said her dog's name was marnie and they just had to put her down and she motioned toward the back of the van

and i turned and looked at the van and sure enough it said "pet loss center" on the side and i could see part of a dog bed sticking out the back

and my dog was trying to play with the neighbor lady and she just looked totally distraught

so i said oh sorry for you loss and then just forcibly dragged my dog away down the street

where does this fall on the social failure scale

do i have to avoid that part of the neighborhood forever now




thats jasper flag



is your dog stevie




your dog is memetarded and wants to embarass you


jade and jake both


skip town and adopt a new identity



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no shes epic



why would you have to drag her that thing looks like it weights 10 lbs



am i supposed to know who this woman is



she wanted to play and wouldn't come willingly



its funny because "thanks for your input"

she was an actress



She looks like an ayy lmao in the last one




pick her up with your monkey hands you god dam idiot



grant doesnt like it when women do things



complete nonsense respnse


cousin got a westie mutt terrier pup named oliver (ollie) recently wtf


i'll post pics of him

he shits in the kitchen and bites my finger it hurts a lil but good


can't tell if I have a small crush on the lady who runs McMansion Hell or if that's just the warm glow of borrowing other people's expert ridicule



looks like you got some competition




kristie alley was an actress and gained weight and lost it on jenny craig and then gained it back and then lost it again


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thread theme


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>installing PS3 games


why is it so easy to point out tranny-lovers

you can just see that shit in their eyes


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>it's fake



thats it


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Nice try sako






>After returning to Earth, Scott started the process of readapting to Earth’s gravity. Most of the biological changes he experienced in space quickly returned to nearly his preflight status. Some changes returned to baseline within hours or days of landing, while a few persisted after six months.



this feels like the downhill slope of a saga that ends with "SUSPECT SAYS 'HOMESTUCK GENERAL' RADICALIZED HIM TO KILL TRANNIES, CHASERS"


>Researchers now know that 93% of Scott’s genes returned to normal after landing. However, the remaining 7% point to possible longer term changes in genes related to his immune system, DNA repair, bone formation networks, hypoxia, and hypercapnia.


Good job trying to make me look stupid right after rev posted the official source hicktard


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Psychic Indian Space Gundam gfs inbound lads


why do u always screenshot it like people care


I fuck my cousin




how long do I have to stay in space to turn into a cute girl


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I won't let him get away with his lies


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here he is

little Ollie......


should i convince this tranny to kill himself


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it's good dog


am i cletus' boogieman now

does he think I'm the only person who doesn't like him?


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nudestuck is le garbo


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cletus you're such a god damn loser lol



its probably shitto or some other retard but can you really blame me



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as lmotep before us, we are enfolded into our personal myths, and the myth moves on without us- the myth of Saltlick absorbs any convenient post, whether I made it or not. we are become boogiemen.



really not that bad, she probably enjoyed playing with your goofy monkeynoise dog. maybe it made her feel better

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