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File: 5dc0d4a722a20e4⋯.jpeg (36.88 KB, 350x482, 175:241, DbUffdSVwAAHbfk.jpeg)


the old






what else



Nepeta+Abusing her BF





>Vriska (where do you think those spiderwebs come from)



nepeta and meulin were autistic, not catgirls


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Legit the same thing.


dick's hard.... thread of power, gotta be.


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Let me help with that


dog was acting the mickey after i left her alone all day

but a little wet food later and she's all smiles now



>acting the mickey


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this is probably my favorite cosplay pic




i don't even like cosplay, but it's good


Ask me a question


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The Nepeta is just perfect.


File: 82535b283987546⋯.png (205.84 KB, 719x417, 719:417, Baklavaaaaaaaaa.png)


would you nep this nep



That's not Nep. That's Jade, Dave, and Robin Williams


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i don't mean to hornypost but GOT DANG i wanna fucking nut in this dude's butt



wanna be my friend




I miss Shou and how they went from drawing cute to drawing bad.



i can't speak portuguese so i'd lose


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what the fuck does aisatsu wa toki no ujigami mean

not the literal translation though

It's apparently some sort of proverb



what'd they start drawing



what kinda games do you like new guy



not cute


is pode here?



A word of mediation at the right time is blessed


Fps and strategy



wanna play civ with me when i get a new pc...



They wanted to be jade so they drew tons of tender davejade (even started the trend back on mspachan). Then they drew futa and ponies.



I can't afford civ



doesn't matter i'll get it for you



futa is good sometimes


the original jungle book was about mowgli realizing he needed to leave a home where he didn't fit and return to the society of his true people where he belongs

the jungle book 2016 remake was about mowgli realizing he can accept that he's different than everyone around him and still belong where he is

do you think it says something about how our values have changed



Are you serious



yeah dude



See this is why we gave your inheritance to your brother.



jewish reprogramming



i don't have a brother



Well I get that he got all your inheritance but that's no reason to cut him out of your life.





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aren't girls with pee-pees just men?




new guys have to post theirs first






I remember how japan turned one of their pics into a tablecloth



why were you talking to your mom about futa


File: 0955d9d38ad3357⋯.jpg (92.65 KB, 478x640, 239:320, bluh.jpg)



having your futa hentai mags delivered to your family mailbox is such a bold move that i can't even look down on it


did anyone ever find that sakuya doujin



It's on panda iirc


I am sad



I am rad



M-me too


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chad to virgin tf


“Ah cah rayk ee kuhs!” she roars vehemently through the gag.

“You can’t break those cuffs,” you inform her quietly.


my throat is sore and my nose is all stuffy and i have to go to the dentist tomorrow and i'll basically be suffocating the entire time and i'm thinking of just committing suicide now



shou who?



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slap a slap slap


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stereotype me at your own peril


why do hentai artists like to plug in fat disgusting men into fucking the girls

is this a projection thing



puniman saikou~!



gotta know your audience


someone come to my house and fucking brutally murder me so i don't have to go to the dentist



check up or fuck up


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>after the chemo stopped working, totalbiscuit's doctor recommended he may want to stop all treatment and just enjoy a few weeks of peace before the end

>tb got furious and is now looking for a new doctor



i'm sick and it is normally actual torture

like it feels like waterboarding

i can only imagine how bad it will be this time



kicking and screaming is a good note to go out on


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that's sad

i hope he finds peace


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stav voice: just grow thicker teeth bitch



i'm not trying to shit on tb, it just makes me sad

he's so young and clearly is not at peace with this and wants to fight to the last breath, but it looks so horribly bleak



my teeth are fuckin perfect tbh.


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so did bsb get far cry 5 so he can epic own christards with bullets


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i invoke the meme gods to strike arin hanson with pancreatic cancer next


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isn't bsb a white cishet christian etc etc etc and PROUD



i thought he hated christians for some reason

am i thinking of someone else


pity for god


pity for todd



this but with Ethan from H3H3



his show is shit but i don't think he's that terrible of a person

maybe i'm wrong though



it's that and i'm sick of seeing him show up in random youtuber's videos like jontron, or idddubz, and etc




ethan whatever looks like he has some kind of very strange disorder going on with his skeletal structure


when are we gonna play this together https://www.realitymod.com/


the youtubers who make call-out videos to start stupid drama with "bad" youtubers are the bottom of the barrel

this includes h3h3 and idubbz



idubbbz's content cop videos are pretty good though


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absolutely, positively, irrevocably




i really really want to have the official hsg military squad goin' around and busting up terrorists




>With PR:BF2 it is no longer required to have Battlefield 2 installed. PR:BF2 v1.3 and beyond works as a standalone game.

very epic



is there a playable loli race?



I've already suffered enough with Arma 3


loli pussy is the greatest



playing new vegas on actual high quality is pretty life changing tbh

i had no idea it could actually look good



bad taste


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you have to squeal it


idubs fucking sucks



i can and will elim you, kiddo




Epic concept: Metroid Prime 4 has an arena shooter multiplayer mode like Hunters and as Halo dies on the vine Samus finally has a game that sells more than Master Cheifs


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spider pig... is epic


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>you will never get your loli wife pregnant

why even live



these are always a joy to read


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sponge be a normal person for once it's really old



i don't know who is saying this but i highly doubt they have any right to be saying it


flaccid breter



he's like the only one who spams this shit

making a shitpost 5-image thing is ok but deep frying an image and posting it 10 times or spamming dude 20 times because DUDEWEED LMAO XDDDDDDDDDDDDD is annoying


sponge is the least interesting person ive ever met



consider smoking weed


File: aedd33ef55a43ef⋯.jpg (73.14 KB, 640x853, 640:853, mystia lorelei (touhou) dr….jpg)

*unironically reads touhou fanfiction*

haha I think its about time I kill myself



does zun make the manga stories

because those seem pretty fanfiction-y


*reads fiction based on something i like*

haha better kill myself for doing something like


The cops are not your friends, stop trying to justify their actions. They’ll harm/kill you just as quickly and as mercilessly as they will to any other civilian.


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dude... epic weed xd


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pandering to hsg: epic moeshit loli post dispatched


*crowd roars*


sponge does it againe!!!!


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desu desu knee


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File: a31cdd4fa2a6701⋯.png (4.02 KB, 250x250, 1:1, good night anyanymouse.png)

goo night hsg



wow the liztards give us nice high res projections onto the firmament dome now


I'm a much funniest poster than sponge



pray for alex jones


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File: 37974fbde7c1cd1⋯.jpg (308.76 KB, 1361x1893, 1361:1893, kasodani kyouko and mystia….jpg)

I was a little worried when the kappa opened up a yakitori stand next to mystia's cart during the shrine festival

thankfully kyouko showed up and saved the day


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really need to shit


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omggg x^D


me reading hsg: omg these posts are so good (unironic)


File: ce2b387cea0486d⋯.png (34.41 KB, 800x600, 4:3, Untitled.png)

I'm bored and looking at the worst posts on the no stupid questions subreddit


File: 8e5af55a0716c10⋯.jpg (158.5 KB, 600x465, 40:31, kaname madoka (mahou shouj….jpg)

>would it disgust you if a beautiful woman used your toilet and left a nasty shit without flushing?



it would be extremely epic


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Am I legally required to turn down my music when pulled over but a cop?

This asshole of a cop told me to turn it off... and it was Jimi Hendrix so I just turned it down a bit and he said he wanted it off... can he make me do that? Like, am I legally obligated to be quiet?

EDIT: Is it too much to ask to proceed with an open mind?

EDIT: I guess it is. This subreddit can sometimes be as stupid as the questions that are asked.


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I should stop going to reddit



>tfw pozzed and mpreg because your bf bought a straits only condom


File: 7f64db6dc277fcb⋯.png (299.02 KB, 663x799, 39:47, I use this picture too muc….png)


>No, a condom is a condom, no matter what you use it for.

>ok what about girls on girls


hulk hogan would make a great hsg poster


please entertain me

I'm so bored I actually bought meltys quest


I can't wait for my friends to ask me why I'm playing porn games on steam



get on minetest


I just finished the pastebins


what bastepins


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goddammit another day of work in the hood

i found out where our job is today and instantly frowned because its literally the shittiest area in all of Rochester


He's a digital influencer! Everyone laugh at him!


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I think I'm playing this game wrong






File: 722f8e8bec5f4e8⋯.gif (1.09 MB, 200x270, 20:27, dogyuck.gif)

>What an absolute legend!

don't talk like that, with those words




You guys are




>rocco's basilisk mentioned on silicon valley

hate this shit



but he's an absolute unit!


did you actually read like

all of those pastebins





even the users?


isnt that list outdated, how much is missing



so are all of the flashes just youtube videos now or what


hey nepposter here's one you may have missed



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God bless for posting this.



i miss this level of shitposting

we have fallen from grace



What if you waumrs to SHITPOST, 🅱ut god came down and said "Alive machine 🅱roke"

*Wat do*



nah you're doing fine


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is this mad max



is that a new meme from twitter or something




so that's what hotwheels has been up to since leaving 8chan


In all the many times I've seen the picture I always manage to find some new detail

I just noticed the gimp has a cross subdermal implant on her chest



It's my birthday

Worship me



happy birthday clet



Is that a cross embedded in her chest?



happy birthday you fucker



i wonder if they ever roleplay as master and blaster

you know, sexually


>stumbles upon porn video on youtube

Is there a reason people upload these to youtube as opposed to any other site.


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Her hair looks like a big mound of doo doo...



the thrill

i know teenage me enjoyed the hunt of seeing the very edge of a girl's butthole in a youtube video despite their being all the unobstructed buttholes my young heart could withstand only a google search away




pink screaming wojack with Mario hat.png


anime idea: an anime where a group of cute small anime girl friends create an anime about a group of cute small anime girl friends creating an anime

the last episode zooms out into live action to show the ugly miserable middle-aged men who are actually creating the anime and they stare at the camera in silent judgment



whats this


i think im gonna pick up a labo kit on my way home today


this big guy knows mario too?


1 2


kirby ist ein rosa kerl



why not pay rev's rent instead of dumpstering $70



why buy literally anything when you could pay for rev's rent


As the ancient Hawaiians say, "fuck you, got mine"


Stop paying Rev's rent before it's too late


Hoyl shit they still keep making PPG episodes with that jew self insert

And in stuff thats clearly fetishes


File: 36cc90dc4297eb3⋯.gif (79.29 KB, 500x346, 250:173, mIrAcLeS.gif)


philosophy finally reaches its final conclusion: the meaning of life, the universe, and everything is paying rev's rent



we're testing UBI

does it free everyone to become artists and philosphers, or enable a decadent neet life?





*pays rev's rent plus utilities *

*slowly ascends into the sky as bright light erupts from my eyes and mouth*



anyone with that much mustard lives like a king



did you even SEE his mustard jug

it was bigger than my head!

lavish welfare queens are sucking us dry


i'd chip in to save rev's life if he showed any signs of improving and also if I wasn't also unemployed and pathetic


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keep america high


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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


stupid sexy anime 10 year olds


like that on clip of ned flanders skiing but me instead of homer and a loli instead of ned


stupid sexy flandres



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No loliposting on my birthday



happy birthday faggot


why is half of hsg's birthdays on april


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4/13 is in April along with Hitler's birthday, weed day, and columbine



the unepic half


When is Hiveswap act two coming out again?



4/13 3009


Greetings fellow units

Be sure to verify that you have placed a preemptive purchase order for Hiveswap Act 2

It is well worth the hydrogen rations



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hey lois, remember the time where karkat was a good character


File: 7c2f61413364615⋯.png (182.49 KB, 416x547, 416:547, ClipboardImage.png)

hey beter

read the instagram

the instagram is canon, beter


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rev you look like shit



i can't tell if sam hyde's life is in a freefall disaster, or if he is intentionally destroying himself as performance art, or if the downfall is imaginary and it's all just a /tv/ meme


i got my toycons


File: e5bc56bea531656⋯.png (794.81 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)



how are your soycons


cucktensoy libo


anyone who buys a labo deserves every dabbing anal vore they ever receive


petition to rename the dabbing anal vore thing to labosuction



i saw some video about a fishing game it had, it seemed ok

not $80 ok though


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stale broth today


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i miss vfan


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vfan was right


here's how vfan can still win


>ayooo WHAT is UP youtube it's faggot from channel name here

die die die DIE DIE DIE



whats the worst youtube intro youve ever heard



i dunno, they're mostly all shit

you don't need a catch phrase

you don't need to act like you're a hip lad welcoming back your close friends

just fucking start the video or i'll kill you



worst i heard was some guy who started with

>whats up guys


>and ladies *finger gun tongue click sound*


every youtube video should have an elaborate opening scene with theme music that is at least one minute long


Your YouTube intro can only be done with minecraft 3d renders having sex



report him for threatening his female audience with gun violence immediately


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my butt looks good in these pants


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nice, i forgot to save this first time it got posted



There was one video teaching about regular expressions that began with Dark Souls boss music.


hey fags



yo dude



hola bitch



its a really good video


just jerked off and the waves of shame started before the cum had even left my shaft


these flowers smell like funeral home to me

mild dislike


drinking foamed choccy milk

life is good


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

please watch


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broken space bar: i want to eat digital mexican pussy







html5 soon™


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I'm pretty good at eating pussy, girls have told me



come eat my pussy


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Hi how is everyone



nice, rice meme worked


>David Cage's video game studio is suing publications that have been saying that it has been overworking employees and fostering a racist, sexist and homophobic environment







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>After Ben Carson took over as secretary of HUD under Trump, Hannity’s loan portfolio increased by $5 million, The Guardian reported.

what a time to be alive


>More politics



it's like being surprised that you post nep



just post loli


it's like being surprised that a turd stinks


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Some days you wake up sad


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hsg will make you uhhh epic woke


i’m going to see the new amy schumer movie with my gf


what's your favorite db/dbz/dbs character hsg


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Tien Shinhan


starcwaft now


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this is one of those virtual youtubers right?




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yes and i adore her


wore a fitted suit today

damn i looked good

is this the power of caring about your appearance


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maybe i'll go full brah and wear a suit every day of my life



How about you think about hygiene for a second.



dont't tell me what the fuck to do


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what the hell


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hoo boy

jaden smith is real hard to listen to in interviews


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Is that the girl from higurashi

I liked that anime

It was pretty good


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>best friend's personality is becoming completely consumed by "dude weed lol"


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there are much worse things to be defined by

look at me



at least you have variety

weedmen are boring as hell



first ep of cutie honey universe rocked. you can tell the budget isn't meeting what they need but the passion is strong.


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new rule: you can only hornypost about this guy's comics







ha ha but seriosly what's the tumblr


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join him








just for laughs ha ha



>Different species

>Chet isn't his real uncle

You don't say


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dumb bitch wrote it backwards



okay but first the tumblr


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this is hsg



me on the bed






me in the litter box





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this show is big cute



thank you


>the dad is fucking the son as well

oh that's no good.


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what were you expecting



dad is supportive of his sun being a huge slunt and lets his silver fox of a family friend do him?


I'm staving off leg pain by masturbating


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this one's a keeper


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My Grandson Julio is a retarded.

He is a retarded in his head and in his face. He is no good at throwing a ball. He had many problems with his teeth. When Julio was a baby I take him to my church to ask Jesus why he give me a retard. I ask Jesus if he is angry with my daughters husband kause he drinks and goes with the whores. Jesus did not speak. I wish Jesus would speak to people like he does in the bible.

I read this book to Julio he is too retarded to read. it show Julio how Jesus is good and have a reason for making him a retarded. Now I take Julo to the church and he sit quiet and smile looking at the crusafix Jesus. He not make to much grunts or squeeks to make other people displeasure. Julio does not bite the chair any more he looks and the roof and smiles to Jesus on crusafix


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aroused shougakusei noises


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have fun, I'll see you later



why is this js making my peepee feel like that



>tf2g meme garbage


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fuck, you're right


i can't sleep and my stomach hurts



who is this js

i want to ram my chinko into her manko


this is territory of sick pedo failures only...


no subs...

i guess ill die

keep me updated on this cute js


oh there are subs



any teens dtf






>"if i could see any band live it would be metallica, or wait no, red hot chili peppers"

weed literally turns you into doodoo



what's it like being friends with the Man with No Taste



he wasn't like this before.....

weed has melted his taste centers away...........


stupid sexy shougakusei


wakaokami wa shougakusei is genuiney really really good


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i could never get the DS "vc" on 3DS thing to work with any games I actually cared about.



just get a cheap ass ds flash cart



im gonna watch the first episode after i scour pixiv and twitter for porn of okko



yeah that's the plan.





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yukata festival sex with okko


you cant just show me a cute anime girl and expect me not to jerk off to her





stop thinking with youre dick



stop making anime children so sexy.



what if i told you she is voiced by a real 13 year old


remember that time zone accidentally used a kid's voice in one of his porn flashes




yes actually

didnt he freak out when he realized


also remember that time zone drew rugrats porn in the 90s




oh is she actually





yeah i can hear it

this bites




i find it hard to believe you actually care

this is just another cover-up




weak tbh



the twist is he hates the fact the voice actor is too old for him



I dunno what his reaction was but I think he just tries to stay away from little girl characters now



is Legion (TV Series) any good



ive only seen s1

but i think its real good



we forgot, we forgave


she sounds around the same age as Suzuko Hara

i cant be jerking off to that


oh no im actually watching the show

i regret everything i said earlier i just want to protect her


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it's a wholesome show with good animation and writing


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it is

ive noticed the animation seems pretty solid for a short children's show


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slav wifey!!!


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>$338 1/20 Scale VF-1 Super/Strike Gerwalk Valkyrie kit on good smile


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image rationing when


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i hate this bitch i want joey


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me off-screen




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i wish i could have been autistic about literally any country but japan

i get massive brainflood trying to read basically anything



think about how a baby feels when it's trying to learn languages

that's what you're doing except your brain is worse at it now


what if piconep anon is scp 1715


learning language is stupid

it should just be easier

give me matrix brain


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i mean the only advantage a baby has over me is that it has no previous language

it has no choice but to learn japanese through complete immersion in a japanese society

i have a bigger smarter brain than a baby



it's not bad depending on the language



this but unironically



no its not bad depending on how powerful your brain is

im the first step on a brain meme, i cant do this shit


im unironic


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ill learn japanese even if it takes me way way longer than other people

ive already learned far more japanese than french or german when i tried studying those


i think all those years of doing nothing but jerking off literally fried my brain and thats why im so much dumber than i used to be



u have finally realized

now u will stop jerking off



i probably wont


cum is actually brain matter





dan gheesling makes me want to play fortnite


you just gotta like

do it

a lot

also if it helps the vast majority of people trying to learn japanese are dumb and bad at learning languages, so the odds are you are at the very least average



i mean im incredibly stupid and bad at learning languages

im just bullheaded and refuse to give up now that ive decided to base the next 15 years of my life under the assumption that I'll learn this hell language


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the real solution is to jerk off to japanese grammar books


like i did a complete 180 from my previous stance of "college is stupid" because college is the only way ill get a visa.

I gotta do this, I'm tired of being a fuckup


grant would you have sex with a genderbent dan gheesling



fuck off and die



you didn't say no...



i bet genderbent grant would have sex with regular dan gheesling


it's fun 'cus i'm the opposite

i'm breddy gud at japanese but i never want to have to use it in a professional setting ever

living in japan permanently would be cool but the feeling of standing out gets to me after a while and i get really self conscious when speaking


>genderbent grant

anyone else get scared by this



i would probably harass her a lot


you're all invited to stay with me in japan in 15 years


my plan is

1) start programming career

2) look into programming jobs in japan because they severely lack good programmers

3) probably find out that there aren't really any good jobs

4a) deal with it because maybe i get to work on cool video games

4b) just get a job in the states


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the only reason I'd go to japan is to eat ramen and visit onsens


i'm a failure at life but maybe if i put myself in an alien environment where everything is harder and even basic communication is currently impossible for me i will be happy


see i think the thing that makes japanese hard for me isn't the sentence structure or the kanji or writing system or anything like that

when i have something explained to me in a way that my retard brain can parse it i can generally pick it up quick

the issue is i have a tremendously hard time actually retaining the information because a lot of the things ive used to learn grammar have just not been compatible with the way i learn things

its why wanikani works for me and anki does not

they do essentially the same thing but the way wanikani presents information and forces me to type things out just works better for me out of the box than anki does


i can get all of wanikani's data as an anki deck, and i think i can fuck around with anki to create a text input box, but wanikani is just easier.


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im gonna stop blogging now

look at this monkey



Actually, babies pick up languages easier because their brains are more receptive to learning new phonemes. Over time humans lose this ability, which makes learning languages more difficult because different languages will have different phonemes. If you have kids and want them to learn different languages, teach them while they're young.



thats an anime girl you dip shit



>to work on cool video games

Unless you have serious passion about this, you will not be happy if you persue this. Because videogames are an entertainment industry, most projects will not break even.

Good luck if you do go for it


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watched the first seven episodes of kill la kill with my epic gf


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i appreciate your support in my studies despite what an awful gremlin ive been the past couple years



i forgot you had a gf



choke on my nikubou and stop blogging forever



its not big enough to choke on


man remember when people thought bobby kotick was the devil



when youre 8 it is




people? you mean gamers?


trump is the downfall of the white race


goodbye caucasia!


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donald trump more like donald dump (poo)



wtf i love trump now


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will you stop bullying me if i learn japanese




trump will take care of people like you



it's only a marginally less stupid idea if you know japanese


so like

how hard is it to pirate steamvr games



what is



the ken-sama strat



we could've been such an epic race but we're currently so addicted to so many forms of self-sabotage and just a general yearning for complacency in our vast and epic ignorance that we staunchly refuse to remedy

time to start racemixing!



shut up i will fucking kill you with a non-katana sword



why are you so angry....



*stabs you normally, with no teleportation behind you involved*


between the older generations and younger generations of americans there is an ignorance so vast it rivals the sum of all available knowledge


shut up shitto


fight the whites


hell yeah marvel movies and video games!



Hate to sound like an idiot, but if races mix, don't the genes not get destroyed? Your descendants will still have caucasian DNA.


i was listenin to NPR and there was a "This American Life" story on a pentacostal preacher who had been declared a heretic in 2004

so i listened on, to hear what kinda stuff gets you declared a heretic

he said that looking at starving refugee families on his big screen tv eating dinner with his healthy child made him realize that a loving god wouldnt make a hell, hell is on earth, hell is the terrible things that people do to other people, and when people die god embraces them all because he loves them

wtf i love heresy now



elliot pls go



>we're currently so addicted to so many forms of self-sabotage

who do you mean by "we"

are you generalizing about an entire race

how do you define the limits of this race, who are they

why does race matter to you so much



it's carlton pearson, by the way, forgot to mention


also sponge need not reply, i know your opinion on religion, it's tiresome


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>a loving god wouldn't make hell, he just made earth, which is hell


god has no pity for bana alabed



hell is a direct result of the free will of people, is the thing

the point of earth, then, and this whole "human experiment", is to give us free will and let us learn to eliminate hell ourselves

the point is, there's no "eternal suffering"

when you leave earth, god takes you in, period


and it's not that this is necessarily what i believe

i just thought it was nice


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i didn't read any of wonks posts but i think they said "please lolipost"


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i'm being an idiot, racial purity doesn't actually exist and never really has. i think circumstances regarding environment affect a person's role much more than genetics, generally. i like to use it in my posts because it's edgy and i think it's funny


i'm talking about the american race...


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If you're sad thinking about the intelligence of your average schmo, just remember half of the population is dumber than that.



oh, it's all jokes, i see


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thats not what i wanted to post at all

i wanted to post this



it isn't all jokes

it's mostly how i'm coping with the direction i find us (americans) heading in


stop being gelded domesticated garbage


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we have to stop circumcision


christians are retarded and invented hell by accident

they mistranslated the purgatory, which has two terms, and made it two different places, hell and purgatory

so instead of scrubbing your soul of sins and then resting, you either got your soul scrubbed, or got tortured.



i see

i don't disagree

i wish i could read the future histories that discuss what it was about the structure of america ad its orgins that leads to these cultural pitfalls

my instinct is to blame our business- and private-ownership-centric market and governance system

but that's just me



this is oddly niche and yet

i understand



i knew you would understand the appeal of a loli's bare neck



i dont know enough about theology to know if this is right

but it sure fucking sounds right

and that's a mixture of funny and sad, really

all i know is that i like jewish theology a lot



not the loli part

the bare neck part

i shouldve put a disclaimer



uh huh



>my instinct is to blame our business- and private-ownership-centric market and governance system

if it wasn't so bent on profiting off of prison labor and slavery and toppling democracies and subjugation in general i might be okay with it


uhhh unless that makes me a libtard



>private-ownership-centric market

there aren't other types of markets

that's what defines a market


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time to die


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>profiting off of prison labor and slavery and toppling democracies and subjugation in general

yeah this is what im talkin about

the government bending to the whims of corporate types has been a hallmark of american history and its greatest moments of shame


yeah that was speaking more to the governance part but you're right that was kinda dopey, my hands werent keepin up with my head



lolitics :)


what i'm bereft

is lib's gf

to make my dream come true



fuck you that song was stuck in my head for hours the last time

and not with the real lyrics, with those lyrics

it was so catchy


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i've gotten to the point where it's not just that i've accepted that wonk has opinions that i disagree with and it's no use replying, but that my brain just doesn't even process the posts anymore


luckily, the hallmarks of the history of communism include only great success



communists have time and time again proven themselves to be statists to the point of fascism



i'm sorry

but dumping it into the broth was the only way to get it out of my head

you have inherited the curse


I hope CJ is doing okay. I really love the way she sucked on my dick



is cj the crackhead one?



no of course not


I would never fuck a crackhead. I am not smoker girl.



that's good


new favorite scp: the one where satan shows up in your room and reads you bedtime stories


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my favorite scp is rev




has anyone else here played IVAN

it's fun as shit but frustrating sometimes

i drank from a fountain and then during the fight with the first boss i polymorphed into a mushroom and got eaten by a plant



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*writes the same kanji 200 times*


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vr kanojo but for pedophiles when


i can't write for shit

don't need it


assuming i can actually pirate skyrim vr, what are the most epic mods i should install



im getting my pstv on thursday what games should i get






battle toads and pokemon mod


should i get gravity daze on the ps4 or vita



the controls suck shit on vita


i want to play kats game


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i want to get a touhou avatar for my psn account but they dont have nazrin ones...


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if you suck my dink youcant just stop in the middle of it and open and close your mouth like a fish


tittybong australia is right next to cokum and wangie


that post was me


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i need to make sure that i jack off before i make horny mistakes


Leg no longer hurts




dad of war update:

>there has been one (1) big setpiece boss

>i'm really suprised at how much work's gone into the sidequests -- they've all got voice acting and are tied into the themes of the story at large

i think the game is actually really good? i think?



inspect yourself carefully

has the soysformation begun yet



Does this game address the part where Kratos ruined the world at the end of 3 or does this game take place before that?


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oh im laffin


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I'm filling out the japanese visa forms but under the part where it says reason for visit, should I say it's to turn high school girls into gyaru sluts?


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I bet nobody cares but I posted the wrong version of that



the world is def ruined but it seems unrelated to kratos. It does take place after the events of GoW 3, but for an unspecified time after and it does hint that the timeline's all fucky



I dislike this


westworld keeps teasing samurai world which means it'll be really underwhelming when it actually does happen mid-season



is the samurai one called eastworld



God I hope so


Apple juice

Jyoce of apples

Juoced apples

The reuskt of juicifying and aple


goo morning hsg


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they should have called it that but no, it's shogun world







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i cant believe Netflix saved anime



>sky williams got suspended on twitter for telling someone to "kick rocks"

big jej


im bored



That's reminds me of the time dubkey beat sky in smahs xD



ive never watched a "dunkey" video in my life


I want to kill someone


dunkey is epical



i think hes reddital


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good morning hsg



i finally got some good goddamn brisket



yea bwoi!!!!!


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redpill me on the ffgc



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1) i love sollux

2) does alternia even have sex offenders or schools



how would you know, you havent seen any of his vids



slifer slacker


this cookie is like, stone

youre supposed to put it in hot coffee or something then its not a rock

but we dont have coffee, hot. so i dropped it in my cold choclate milk

didnt really help



i dont need to watch steven universe to know its pretty tumblr


i want the waffles i had but finished yesterday



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according to this one fucking terrible fanfiction involving karkat

alternia absolutely has sex offenders


i seem to recall that all adults are shipped off of alternia to go conquer other planets and shit

did i make that up



you dont need to be an adult to be a sex offender

these threads have proven that time and time again



thats true

but the glub killed them all anyway because psychic powers don't care about distance i guess



good point


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Have a nep


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I'm going to marry Diemen


im bored

ishould clean more

but fuckin

cleaning is so boring



diemen more like get your DIE on, man


got guilted into playing competitive overwatch last night and it was as bad as i expected


>The vast majority of adult trolls are off-planet, serving some role in the forces of ongoing imperial conquest, besieging other star systems in the name of Alternian glory. The culture and civilization on the homeworld is maintained almost entirely by the young.

this implies there are at least a couple adult trolls on alternia

but canon means nothing anymore


i hate that i am inextricably tied by fate to the social media hotdog meme one, whose name is literally "die, men."


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oops I should be asleep


im probably just like

going to get a fuckin samsung phone

probably a model or so behind the newest

we got a 200$ gift card to electronic store near here as a wedding thing

and like

i mean i might as fuckin well, right

like if we go buy shit there another time later ill just spend the money out of pocket, know what im sayin

no reason to sit on this card because like, "oh what if i wanna get a raclette grill later"

ill just pay it then

know what im sayin boys


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remember the headcanon or whatever you would call it that trolls named themselves based on whatever sounds their lusus made?



yeah but raclette though



i 'member



no you

you misunderstand..... if we want to get one one day i can pay out of pucket....so ill use the gift card now......


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yeah but you could get a raclette grill instead...



is tavros sticking his horn through aradias horn


i need to expand my incredibly-trivial-knowledgebase so i can be funny



i mean like

that was an example

i dont think were gonna be meltin cheese for dinner that often


33~50% of my meals are melted cheese tbh


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hey has everyone seen the venom trailer

cuz it looks kinda neat



cryptomisandry in my renpy?



all movie trailers are the same shitty schlock that make the movie look terrible no matter what



>non sam raimi spiderman films

i sleep



yeah but you get to see venom, that's what really matters


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have we talked about the toronto van attack yet

apparently the guy was a loner IT student who had taken japanese class and posted "all hail supreme gentleman elliot rodger" before the attack

that's a bit troubling



that's a more than a bit epic


looking up to elliot rodger is 10x more embarrassing than actually being him, imo



>posted "all hail supreme gentleman elliot rodger" before the attack

literally the only source of this is a facebook profile with no other posts and a weird stocky photo of the guy like youd find on a business website

i doubt it



fair point, that obviously didnt make it into the reporting


james, i got married yesterday



congratulations! that's fantastic, many happy years

i was thinking earlier that seeing you post about how you're going to spend your wedding gift was pretty damn wholesome



thakn you


one of our gift things we got was like, a dinner and breakfast and night stay at one of a number of hotels here, italy, france, germany, maybe another country i forget. good for like 5 years so no rush to do it too, good shit


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well i guess my reread is ending here



Just look it up on youtube. All of the flashes are there.


Am I cool?


im ice cold


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who /hasntreadtheearlyactssince2011/ here



Check Youtube



>4chan isn't working again

the end is near lads


have you ever experienced such a deep pity and cringe for a human being that you start sweating and panicking?




yeah im feeling that right now, about you



are you visiting gamestop again



fuck it, you know what? I'm done here. You finally get your fucking wish, I'm leaving. Be proud of the fact that you harassed someone for their appearance and for them not knowing one completely insignificant piece of trivia, because outside of this imageboard you can't do any of this shit without getting knocked the fuck out. So you're stuck here. Those of us who know how to be civil will move on with our lives and prosper. but one day I'll come up to you where you work. I won't know you and you won't know me, but all you'll be allowed to say to me is "would you like fries with that?"



I like to think I instill that feeling in others


if you aren't constantly enervated and miserable get the FUCK out of hsg


>ywn read pom's shitty novel


congrats grant

if you provide a p.o. box or whatever the equivalent is in icy faefolk land, i will send you a wedding gift


my wedding gift to grant is a 24 hour guarantee to not hornypost


*sews pockets onto all your tshirts*



i'd like to see you try



switzerland is not icy except on top of mountains because they are mountains

idk i dont have a po box here and i dont like surprises u could be planning to send a dragondildo or something


Imwoqmosjbsi, jvfhj(77+-62+;$8yisnwuczi-kwvwj:uwjvsu-7 -2:wbuebz. Uiwne


aw man who told grant about our dragondildo plan



that meme was tired 6 years ago, people send rubber loli vag these days


haha time for hivebent





It came out?



no it would be a good gift not a meme gift



read the fucking comic




they don't deserve a gift unless you were invited


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Don't getamtry with me Nigger.


>T-elos blade

Xenosaga HD coming soon, boyos

i can feel it in the air



oh shit yeah these are delish



confirmed psyop


brisket status:

i ate the brisket




*nods and scribbles down notes in legal pad*



that shit isn't real


typical russian whatism




this shit ended years ago didn't it

why do people still post so much about it




but it is

ive eaten it more than a dozen times


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i have unilaterally decided that skinfangs are good



*euthanizes this anon*


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>comey briefs trump on the steele dossier

>the only part trump cares about is the prostitution allegation

>he says "i didnt even stay overnight in russia"

>he clearly did

>he's said so before

>his bodyguard testified that he had stayed over night

>(his bodyguard also testified that he was offered prostitutes by the russians but they "laughed it off and declined")

>flight records show that he did

so why lie...


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i would be politics posting on /pol/ but 4chan is down and also my threads would never take off


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did someone say lolipost


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>posting on /pol/



die fucker


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i dont post on /pol/ normally, i didnt mean to imply that

im just saying thats part of why i politics post here: i got nowhere else


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this is like a whole subreddit of revs


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i will never post on reddit, bet your life




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okiedokie then

also i'd get banned in an instant, you really think they want some dude in there fact checking their posts all hours of the day


could you call the qanon thing a cult

it's basically a doomsday cult structurally, right


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zero lies detected



it's not lying if you believe what you're saying, i suppose


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is this principality?


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I wonder what kind of person finds girls having sex with arthropods arousing


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how do we go from stickfights to this


stickfights were better


bring back stickfights


stickfight games were the best




>youtube recommends me a homestuck video with HSE in the title

>seemingly has nothing to do with homestuck expert

ive been swindled



Is it optimisticduelist



i just checked and yeah that was the channel name



They're an okay channel



>They're an okay channel

its a homestuck theory channel so im going to go out and say its not, actually



More than therios but okay


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even if i put henkaku on my pstv, it still needs vita storage card...



theres things u can get to use a microsd



do they 'splode?


*throws a full-powered curseyehameha*





*cowers behind jerkop*



who are you and why are you getting my pstv


loli loli loli PON!


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tfw to intelligent to be convinced



the reaction to the bike comic was fucking ridiculous



bike cuck deserved to be mocked



it was a harmless comic about trying to deal with a bad day

the response to it bordered on psychotic



the only good thing about this comic is the owlturd porn



>mocking a retard for acting like his bike being stolen is a good thing is psychotic

he was a spineless faggot and he deserved it



that's exactly what a bike cuck would say


Did bike seat is for BBC only white boi



Contact the police



it was a comic about how he, personally, dealt with a bad thing happening to him, about how he found peace with that event

and people attacked him for having the wrong kind of emotional coping

"you're coping wrong, you should be doing it this way"

it's crazy

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