No.370164
No.370165
>>370163
I'm reporting this!
No.370168
we fly high
no lie
you know this
No.370170
>>370164
this is why you're the one no one likes
No.370172
>>370166
>Showing love to homo thugs
No.370173
>>370166
are you epicly projecting? the white sissy gif is too epic for "hip hop" "culture"...
No.370175
>>370170
just play me game you fucking
No.370177
>>370171
are you procrastinating
No.370178
No.370180
>>370178
well,,,,, stop it!!!
No.370181
why do people play bgo. is that an epic autism thing
No.370182
>>370179
lets do the sex but without touching each other
No.370183
>>370181
It was fun back on real HSG
No.370184
No.370185
>>370182
Not interested i'm just gonna go grind for moves in Dragon Ball Xenoverse
No.370186
you can't tell me what to do! you aren't my REAL hsg!
No.370187
>>370183
that's because there was more people, so it wasn't the same people playing all the time and we didn't play all the time, you want to play like every single day, most people get bored of it after a few times and then don't want to play it in a while,
i'm leaving
No.370188
>>370187
> you want to play like every single day,
this is the first time in a week you bint
No.370189
I can hear some neighbor crying about some dumb shit
No.370191
No.370192
>>370188
are you fucking from england, no wonder i hate you so much
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No.370195
>>370190
B L O W N T H E H E C K O U T
L
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T
H
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C
K
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No.370197
>>370188
>>370192
Stop hating just get along
God I wish I could beat you two and Spacebar as well
No.370198
>>370192
it's worse, she's an aussie
No.370199
>>370197
getting along is boring
No.370201
>>370192
>Liking Monty Python makes me British
it's like you're really a fucking swine with no taste
Careful Moody here comes some Leslie Nielson films you don't want to accidentally watch one and find something funny for the first time in your life
You should've been left in the toilet your mother passed you in, you fucking scum
No.370202
>>370199
No it's not!
Order!
Unity!
Oneness!
Friendship!
No.370203
pp banned the wrong vriska fan
do it right grant
No.370205
check out this sick buffkat i found on tumblr. hes also a balletkat so he smashes gender norms twice. radical.
No.370208
>>370201
that sounds like something only really old people like. is this white australian culture
No.370209
>>370207
this is a really god lisa frank aesthetic. ok bye losers with no lives. ive got to go live my life.
No.370210
pssst moody
i made you something
No.370211
The 19 year old got arrested for driving drunk
An 18 year old is hitting on me now
Saw antman
Good night
No.370212
No.370214
>>370211
Keep going younger Egghead
You can find a 17-year-old next
No.370216
I want a strange cloak and dagger
No.370217
i want a killstreak cloak and dagger
No.370218
i want an epic irl killstreak
No.370219
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remove the tripfag menace
No.370220
No.370221
>>370212
A bit cliche, fucked with the lore, but very entertaining. I can be picky about movies so I was pretty happy about it~
No.370223
>>370219
>filtering broken space bar and not the crossie
my man......
No.370226
>>370222
killstreaking a cloak and dagger is like polishing a foreskin
some people who have it use it
some people who have it don't use it
but in the end of it all you just wasted a ton of money on something special that no one is going to want to see when you're 70
No.370227
i am literally running out of cleaner, everything is filthy... there are so many layers... but i must soldier on, now that i am getting paid, to make this place less disgusting to look at... to make everyone more comfortable with living here...
No.370228
No.370229
OH GREAT WHO LET THE SOULLESS HARPY BACK IN
>>370225
>>370215
>>370213
>>370207
>>370200
>>370190
>>370176
>>370174
>>370166
>>370162
No.370230
>>370223
i don't like looking at spacebar's posts
there is nothing wrong with the crossie
No.370231
>>370210
bretty nice but the shopping job could have been more well done. i would appreciate the homestuck head literally pasted on the thing and the coloring job to be done right
8/10
No.370233
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>370230
nothing wrong with the crossie
No.370234
>>370229
stop it anon! she's epic...
No.370235
>>370229
I'm fine with her as long as she's not being an edgy MBG-tier attack-everyone bitch
In short, calm down yo
No.370238
No.370241
>>370236
true, harpies are supposed have the face of a woman
No.370242
>>370239
>Butterface
Come back with some canon harpies
No.370244
literally every vriska trip is awful
No.370245
No.370246
No.370247
>>370226
yeah these glitched kits have way better uses
like being applied to sandviches
or sold for a really nice amount of money
No.370249
i want to get murdered by these epic tripfags!
No.370250
No.370251
>>370249
I'll spit on you if you ask me nicely
No.370252
>>370248
yes he would, he's gay, how many times does he have to say that?
No.370253
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No.370256
No.370258
>>370256
I can't tell you how many times i read that as hot hoot mobs, or how much better it was when that's what I read
No.370259
>>370257
how do i stop doing something i'm not doing............................. god you're stupid
No.370261
No.370263
>>370251
wow do you really remember my shtick that well
i'm kind of flattered
No.370264
someone needs to draw sponge swimming in a sea of spit
No.370265
>>370263
That's what makes me the queen, baby
No.370266
>>370262
so are you........................... so..................................................... you're throwing a tantrum..........................................................................................................................
No.370268
No.370269
this is just like my homestuck
No.370270
>>370265
it wouldn't mean anything if you spat on me, though. aren't you a lesbian? or am i androgynous enough to be an exception
No.370271
>>370270
I don't know what you look like sir, but I'll spit on anyone for the right price
No.370272
No.370273
>>370271
buddy, you should be the one paying to get the privilege of spitting on me
No.370274
>Get field tested Aqua Marine Rocketlauncher
Uh, cool?
No.370275
post a pic of you so i can jerk off to you
No.370276
i want gf with bird nose
but non-jew though
No.370277
>>370276
Sounds like you need Pearl in your life
No.370278
I feel like liking the Fleet Foxes is really emblematic of everything that's wrong with me
No.370279
>>370278
it's some top-tier white music
nothing wrong with that
No.370280
No.370281
>tfw you've slowly transmitted your voraphilia to an e-friend
this is an epic impact i'm having on this planet...
No.370282
>>370277
yeah
maybe i can help her figure out some of the stuff she's having trouble with
nobody else seems inclined to help her out in that regard
No.370283
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Peri's swollen, swollen legs.
No.370284
>>370274
aquamarine is cool
tf2 isn't cool
so 50/50 i guess
No.370285
>>370283
is this supposed to be steven
No.370286
i take back the bad stuff i said about AT, AT is definitely better than SU
i marathoned all of season 6 and while the start is kinda bad it gets really good
No.370287
>>370286
AT stopped being good after that whole Flame Princess arc thing
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No.370290
>>370289
just going to have to get new friends
No.370291
*exploits old men into giving her cash by making fun of them and occasionally uploading lewd photos of herself*
hey
its me
financial dominatrix aradia
No.370292
>>370290
good luck with that
No.370293
>>370287
have you been watching it? it hasn't dropped in quality as much as people say it has though it did have 2-3 shitty episodes in season 6
No.370294
>>370292
this is like the sixth time i have had to start over with new friends
No.370295
>stops using acne medication
>acne comes back
well shit what a shocking twist of fate
No.370296
>>370294
what did you even do
No.370297
No.370298
>people who like davepetasprite being a thing
imagine having taste this shit
No.370299
>got the day off today
>get a text
>actually we fucked up we do need you
what should i do
No.370300
>>370299
ditch it and lose your job :D
No.370301
>>370299
ignore the text, say that you didn't know where your phone was at the time
No.370302
>>370299
Pretend you didn't notice it
No.370303
>>370299
show your love for the company and go to work
you'll get your day off another day
No.370304
>>370302
>>370303
yeah i'll just turn off my phone and say it was empty
weekend was busy as hell anyway i need this
No.370305
>>370304
>>370299
shoot up your workplace
No.370306
>>370305
where am i supposed to get a gun
also nah it would be too predictable, i bet they've seen that coming from me
No.370307
>>370304
what if you get fired for this?
No.370310
No.370311
>>370306
just get some knives then, it'll be more epicer...
No.370313
>>370312
stop catfishing with my pics
No.370316
>One of those child care people show up to my door
>Sadchildren.jpg in hand
>Get guilted into adopting one
>this is my third, now paying 100 bucks a month
help
No.370318
No.370319
>>370316
dont you have like thousands of dollars
No.370320
>>370318
source for this artist?
No.370321
the other day I got to see a couple of black bears IRL, although at a distance, and did you know that black bears are enormous? like, they're the one of the smallest kinds of bear, but they're still fuckhuge. if I saw an adult grizzly I'd probably shit myself
No.370322
>>370319
I live in Australia nigga
I make 2 grand a fortnight
I'm lucky if I have dollars plural left at the next paycheck
No.370323
>>370322
why do Australians talk like this
what are you saying
use your words
No.370324
>>370322
>2000 dollors every two weeks
shit dude thats a lot
No.370326
>>370304
good luck at getting away with your delinquency. this is what high school was preparing for
No.370327
>>370323
We mash the return key
Because we long to return to Britain, our motherland
>>370324
My rent is also 180 a week, and my utilities aren't cheap either
Plus, dog food, man, fucking 18 bucks a week, god damn. Heavy-ass bags, too.
No.370328
No.370329
i got high and now i'm eating my father's candy
No.370330
No.370331
give me drugs
give me all the drugs
No.370332
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No.370334
>>370329
good job kid, break all the rules. anarchy dad is behind you 100%
No.370335
>>370329
does "candy" stand for something or...
No.370336
>>370329
just be sure not to eat too much or you'll regret it later
No.370338
>>370335
yes, i smoked some weed and am now slobbin on my dad's cheesy, greasy knob
No.370339
>>370332
They're not big enough, maltese shi tzus are not known for being filling meals
No.370340
No.370341
>>370327
>180 a week
what
how big is you place?
No.370342
>>370341
Two bed two bath
But Australia is crazy expensive compared to America anyway
No.370343
>>370339
just fucking eat her, who gives a shit. who even gives a fuck, eat your stupid yappy pissbred mutt, i don't give two shits worth of a dick.
No.370344
my dog is more pretty than all of your smelly dogs
No.370345
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No.370347
>>370344
Yeah but my darling pepper-girl has character and a personality
No.370348
No.370349
>>370344
well get a load of this doge
No.370350
is abbott as great as he seems to us foreigners?
No.370351
saltlick getting the shit beaten out of him by two bears, each wielding three baseball bats, for a grand total of six baseball bats
No.370352
>>370349
will eat you if you faint/10
No.370353
>>370349
this dog is pretty epic
No.370354
>>370350
Nobody likes Abbott, he's an absolute fucking shit
No.370355
>>370349
get a load of this pupperino
No.370356
ph my god i cant stop laughing at that picture
i love my doges
No.370357
>>370349
what good dogges
>>370351
those are some seriously skilled bears, are they like that bear that learned to do ninja tricks with a pole
No.370358
No.370361
i hobe i wage up... in a goffin :DDD^DDDD :DD^DDD :DDD^ddd
No.370362
>>370354
yeah but i mean is this actually the case
or is that mostly just what labor cunts say
No.370363
>>370359
thats a weak ass door
No.370364
>>370360
this is a good dog!!!!
No.370365
this isn't my dog, but look how good it is, how are all dogs so good
No.370367
>>370365
i want to watch a whole horde of these dogs tear to you lil pieces, saltlick.
No.370368
>>370367
that's the best way I can imagine to die!!! thank you that is so nice
No.370369
No.370371
is your dog straight acting
No.370372
i want to drown in tripfag spit and piss
No.370373
>>370371
my dog is bisexual
No.370374
I like how this was the first banner I saw when I came on today
so
RELEVANR
No.370375
Waiter, this shitposting is severely lacking in flavor!
No.370376
i saw the davepeta thing earlier but i thought it was some dumb edit
why hussie
why
you got rid of two good characters and probably made a shitty one
No.370377
>>370374
little kitty is always relevant
No.370378
I was expecting p_p to last more than a damn month
No.370379
epic feminine cat penis in sad ghost cloaca
No.370380
"hey remember acts 1-5 I sure don't let's hope you don't either"
all of this prototyping shit still really pisses me off
No.370381
>>370380
all this prototyping shit is gonna mean something, just you watch
I know it in my heart
No.370382
>>370380
The entire reality reset plotline pisses me off
Homestuck has pissed me off for a long time now
No.370383
im sleepe but guess what
i aint sleepin
No.370384
>>370381
yeah
it means hussie doesn't know how to write
No.370385
>>370382
this guy has the right idea
No.370386
>>370382
The retcon universe kind of pisses me off, but in a "well we all knew these plot points wouldn't stick and here they are not sticking" kind of way.
This is a "Let's go back and retroactively shit on the early parts of the comic".
No.370388
>>370378
our epic posting was too much for his frail psyche
No.370389
>>370387
sleep tight roxkit
No.370390
No.370392
>>370384
just
you
[i]watch[/i]
No.370394
>>370388
I believe that grant's brain can handle all the epicness though
No.370395
>>370387
sleep tight roxkit
No.370396
>>370393
double hidden
>>370392
kek
No.370397
weve had blood color blush confirmed before right
i just cant think of when
No.370398
>>370397
Vriska spying on John and blushing after seeing a bucket
No.370399
>>370387
sleep tight you stupid little cunt
No.370400
No.370401
man i just remember loving vriska
act 5 was a hell of a thing
No.370402
so did pom shit himself
he had something about davesprite right
No.370403
>>370402
he said he was happy two of his theories were right
No.370404
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No.370406
>>370404
iirc he didn't specify but I'm guessing one is davesprite being relevant even though he thought he was going to replace alpha timeline dave
No.370407
>>370406
Wow
What a fucking idiot
No.370408
has dave ever shook someone's hand before? seems like a weenie thing for him to do
>>370406
why does everyone consider this the end of his relevancy
it only ups his relevancy now that he's a squared sprite, same goes for nep
No.370409
:33 < *ac updates her shipping wall with the new pom and vris dynamics*
No.370410
if I was friends with Beyonce I wouldn't need to post on HSG
No.370411
>>370409
man remember people being all like "vris <3< Hellstrider"
God fuck those guys
No.370412
>>370411
lucky for you hellstrider doesn't trip anymore
No.370413
>>370412
He actually left.,
No.370414
No.370415
>>370393
sleep tight nepper
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No.370419
>>370417
grant tried to warn us all those years ago
No.370420
>I wish more people understood that {boring overused trope} + {marginalized background that’s an important part of their identity} = {suddenly interesting story}
I thought this was ironic at first but no I think they're just that stupid.
No.370421
>>370420
are people saying that about the latest update
No.370422
>>370420
the world must be a very strange place when you take this little time to understand why people feel the ways they do
No.370424
>>370421
no its just something i saw on tumblr
>>370422
I've tried to understand why a person would like a media, with literally their only reason to like it being it has a marginalized character in it. It makes no sense whatsoever.
No.370426
>>370420
water you talkin about
No.370427
>First Jade, then Rose, and now Nepeta
Sure are a lot of girls with animal cocks in Homestuck
No.370428
i want to lick joey's butt
No.370429
>>370427
do birds have dicks
No.370432
>>370426
They're unironically saying (bad thing) + (black/gay/a girl) = (good thing)
No.370433
No.370434
>>370429
I would assume Dave's dick + bird DNA = bird dick, considering the crow was female
No.370435
>>370429
yeah
look up duck penis
No.370436
>>370433
I dunno, they didn't specify.
Someone made a comment on it though saying that batman was one of the worst things they've ever seen but that batwoman was the best thing they've ever read.
No.370437
>>370434
that's fucking retarded
No.370439
>>370435
fact: dolphin dicks are prehensile and ejaculate with enough force to break someone's neck
No.370441
>>370424
a boring trope that is also demographically limited is boring in a different way to you than it is to someone who doesn't get to see people like themselves embodying the trope. to you it's boring because it's overused and predictable, and it's boring to the marginalized group in the same way, too; but to the marginalized group, it's also boring because it's something that's not accessible to them. if they're consistently barred from performing that role, then the role itself becomes a sore spot. to see someone like themselves in that role opens that piece of human possibility to them. tropes generally have some inherent interest to them, or they wouldn't be repeated; being able to see themselves in that role for the first time rejuvenates that interest. whereas to you, the character is more of the same, to the person who has traditionally been unable to see themselves represented that way, this is as if they were seeing it for the first time again.
when the things TV says you're allowed to be are very restricted, being anything else is like blazing your own trail through the jungle. when a possibility is portrayed by someone like you on TV, it's as if there's a sudden break in the undergrowth.
also social groups have their own meanings attached to them. Batman (or one of the tropes attached to him) being white means one thing, and Batman (or a trope) being black may have a very different implication.
No.370443
>>370439
have you ever listened to Steve Ballmer take a piss?
No.370445
>>370439
I SWEAR TO GOD HUSSIE IF YOU DONT ADD CONDESCE/JOHN DIALOGUES...
No.370447
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No.370450
get out of my house
get out of my life
take only whats yours
take nothing of mine
No.370451
i dont want to live here pleaaaaaaaase
No.370452
if i get a job can i move out
i already submitted some applications so i'll get one soon
No.370453
I finally just read the update (I kept stopping because wow, reading any pesterlog with Jasprosesprite^2 is a social discomfort nightmare) and I am... feeling several different ways all at once
No.370454
>Sesame seeds get caught under letter keys
>Have to take them off because the seeds are stopping them from clicking properly
>They will now not go back on
And now this is why I never eat at my computer. Why do keys never go back on?
No.370455
>>370452
yes?
if the job pays well you can get your own place
No.370456
>>370455
i am just spouting words into the void that is dead hsg
No.370457
GAY KILL KILL KILL KILL DIE DIE DIE GAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No.370463
i want to wear a mask at all times but thats weird and i dont want to be weird
No.370464
What anime "JoJo Bizzare Adventure" is like?
Is it a cool trash anime like "Kill la Kill"?
No.370465
>>370464
>Kill la Kill
>Trash
you take it back
No.370466
>>370465
Trash in a good way, a cool way.
No.370467
>>370465
u like being desertgirl man od you like naime with the naked... bobs.. no good bad shti no onelikes dishe kangarooos in the sdesert but with the animes and kill la kill u kunderstnd u know iok ?
No.370469
>>370468
i sure a s hell like thos ebig bara fucking tiddie s
No.370470
>>370463
why do you want to wear a mask at all times
No.370471
m,mm yea the seens are all over my spinal vord i can feel them WIGTHERING ............ but you know what i dont care becauset they were from where i was understanding the rules of baseball. and it was ok but baseball is ok? @ @ ok so i knw you dontknow wha tyoure doing but i am sexpert :)
No.370472
sometimes i wonder if i sound thirstier than devil
i dont want THAT
No.370473
No.370474
>>370472
** slurs ur ebeing *
No.370475
>>370460
It was good but went nowhere
No.370476
>>370473
pics or it never happened
>>370471
are you on painkillers
No.370477
>>370469
Don't look at red savage man's breast it's rude
No.370478
>>370476
,,y largos ickoredible megmana
No.370479
>>370477
look at Ken's hair
LOOK AT IT
No.370480
>>370476
it's just a bad roxy roleplayer
No.370481
No.370482
>>370480
qho am i, the roleplayer ore th e person? c:
No.370483
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>370479
Ken's hair is great it just looks weird
No.370484
Cat vs. Cucumber
Are Cool Green Cucumber and Regular Home Cat are natural enemies to each other?
Why is this RHC is so horrified of CGC?
No.370485
i uggo
i put on beanie
i only slightly uggo
No.370486
>>370485
post pics of your uggo face in the soc thread
No.370487
>>370486
so yu can hack me and kill my dogs non thankyou
No.370488
>>370452
you have to have money to put for a deposit and stuff
plus, in new york, they want you to make 40x the monthly rent or know someone who makes 80x, which is bananas
No.370489
>>370465
heh... typical vris having the same opinions as pom
No.370490
>>370445
>condy threatening to throw john in her dolphin tank
No.370491
>>370490
i'd swim in condy's dolphin tank if you catch my drift
No.370492
>>370489
Kill la Kill is objectively good.
No.370493
Davepetasprite is terrible. Too manly.
Still acceptable to ship with Karkat?
No.370495
>>370493
>Davepetasprite will now hit on Karkat
oh god oh nooo
No.370496
>>370493
The question is: Then who will?
No.370497
>>370496
rudy have you ever sucked a dick or had a dick inside you
No.370498
>>370495
Oh yeaaaaaaaaah. And you just know he will. Dave's fucking confidence in Nepeta. And trolls don't have a concept of gay.
No.370499
>>370497
No. Neither. You see anon, I'm not a homosexual.
No.370500
>>370491
so you sayin
you wanna be RAP----ED and nutted up in by a buncha mind controlled dolphins
is that it
No.370501
>>370499
what if it was a really cute boy
No.370502
>>370499
>likes futas
>not homosexual
okay lol
No.370504
>>370498
Do you think it'll be like a Tavris situation where old Dave who still fears the gay can't deal with Nepeta's karkatlust and blows up
>>370502
To be fair futa is great
No.370506
>TFS Goku is British
he sounds like Professor Layton's side-kick
No.370507
>>370504
Dave will get over his gay fears. Strictly speaking, he is both male and female at the same time. No matter who he loves, he will be gay.
No.370508
oh okay ipgd nuked dumbgarbage to prove it was her posting on co even if she had a different trip
No.370509
it's not gay if it's a dog's penis
No.370510
>>370502
rudy likes futa?
what le fug
No.370511
>>370502
If remember this, you should also remember I said I like only futa+girl, but futa+man is bonerkill
No.370512
>>370507
Yeah but he still FEELS like a dave boy and as such will be losing his shit over the notion, even with Nepeta also a part of him, and won't be thinking rationally about it
Or it'll be a "hey johns hot mom and karkats hot ass" situation where it's played for laughs
No.370514
>>370500
... maybe
>>370508
why didn't she change the trip in her tumblr description? sounds a little like someone took advantage of it to impersonate her?
No.370515
>>370512
Yeah, but with two minds having a massive boner for Karkat, something's gotta happen. And it's not like Karkat has any attraction to anyone else that he's actually going to act on...
No.370516
Also, just realized I had this fanart from a while ago.
No.370517
>>370515
>Davesprite
>Massive boner for Karkat
did you phrase that poorly, orrrr do you just believe this retarded shit
No.370518
>>370515
But he seems to sorta like Nepeta. Remember his first dialog with Meenah? He said he'd prefer to go a Nepetaquest.
No.370519
>>370518
No, Rudy, he
never mind
No.370520
No.370521
>>370517
Dave is a faggot homosexual in denial dammit!
No.370522
>>370521
Keyword being denial you silly duffer
No.370523
Dave's frequently used and constantly lubed up boypussy.
No.370524
>>370523
>implying Dave isnt a giver
No.370525
guys
remember that jasprosesprite said she felt like all roses and all jaspers simultaneously
it doesn't matter that davesprite never really knew karkat, he's still going to be aware of real dave's experiences. and hussie probably brought nepeta's crush on karkat back up for a reason.
i'm sorry but davekat is going to happen, and it's going to be flashing!seizurecausing!davepetakat
No.370526
>>370524
dave is most defs a bottom
No.370527
>>370522
Denial won't stop him from getting boners. He just will try to suppress them.
No.370528
>>370526
that would make karkat the top, that just ain't right
No.370529
>>370518
He has. I'm going to look for the proof now.
And also he had a biggest smile we had ever see on his face in canon on Vriska, so he might also be into her in other quadrant.
No.370530
No.370531
Condy sitting on her throne and watching as John is fucked silly by her mind controlled menagerie
No.370532
>>370530
Stop rught there, Homotit!
No.370533
>>370529
Rudy god damn it he meant "Yes, I'd even prefer going on a Nepetaquest rather than meeting up with all these alternate timeline dancestor-ass fuckers, all of whom I hate. Except you, Meenah, I want slurp your fishstick."
Not that he was pumped for 50 Nepetas.
No.370534
>>370528
I could totally see Karkat topping. But more importantly, I can see Nepeta bottoming.
No.370535
>>370534
man this artist was great
No.370536
>>370534
>karkat topping
>Nepeta bottoming
wrong, wrong
how does one get so wrong!!
karkat's a power bottom, and nep's a top
No.370537
>>370535
man youre mom was great
No.370538
>>370533
But he could say same about timelines with nice Eridan or cool Feferi or good Vriska. But he didn't. He mentioned Nep for reason.
No.370539
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I need to sleep soon. It's 5 in the morning.
No.370540
>>370538
No, Rudy, he picked Nepeta because Nepeta was the one who wanted to fuck him super-bad and he did not reciprocate, and knew 50 Nepetas giving him that attention would be fucking awful.
No.370541
>>370540
So you're actually saying that he said about 50 Nepetas because he don't like not even one of nepetas and if would be horrible for hem to meet 50 Neps, but yet he'd prefer to catch of with half of hundred Neps than chiling pre-cestors?
No.370542
>>370541
Yes, because he hated the dancestors that fucking much. Especially Kankri, you see.
Although that brings up the interesting point of "Did this Karkat meet Meenah, and if so, which one".
No.370543
>>370541
> Typo types typo
Ahhhhhhhh! >:^(
I hope you'll get the point through this turf
No.370544
No.370545
>>370542
We are dangerously close to the point where nothing can be explained because of all those pre-/post-retcon alpha timelines we were randomly shown.
No.370546
No.370547
>>370528
karkat is the Irresistable Bottom, he turns other bottoms into tops
No.370549
>tfw scared to shitpost with my trip off because grant-senpai will see
sssssshit
No.370550
>>370545
rudy's sudden bursts of spotless english
No.370551
>>370549
who cares about what grant thinks
No.370552
I think Donnie Darko is Time or Doom aspect player.
But I'm not sure about class.
No.370553
>>370551
I remember the day I realized that Grant was younger than me
it completely turned my perception of HSG upside down
No.370554
>>370551
i do
that's why i posted what i did
No.370555
No.370556
>>370554
nobody likes a suck up
just liek b urself :)
No.370557
No.370559
>>370557
because i'm thirsty for approval
and dick, but that's a separate issue
No.370560
>>370559
>XLR
>because I'm thirsty for [Grant's] ... dick
you heard it here first
No.370561
>>370560
that i am thirsty for literally any dick is not news, anon
No.370562
why does hussie hate nepeta?
why can't he leave her alone?
No.370563
>>370561
>anon
>clearly saltlick
shit
shit
shit
FUuuuck
No.370564
No.370565
>>370563
it's okay, we all make horrible, friendship-ending mistakes sometimes : )
No.370566
>>370562
he had to make every sprite a cat and this was the best way to go about it
No.370567
>>370563
in any case do you not have Grindr? anyone can get some dick on Grindr
No.370568
why does sugar hate pearl?
why can't she leave her alone?
No.370569
>odin sphere hd announced
>new battle actions, maps, enemies, animations, enhanced fighting system and additional features
>plus, a new vanillaware game is in production
who vita here
No.370570
No.370571
>>370570
but she is one
does she hate herself?
No.370573
No.370575
>peepee poopoo is gone
>now grant is the admin
what the FUCK happened
No.370576
*thinks about dicks a lottle*
No.370577
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No.370579
No.370580
I need to give water to my turtle but i cant find het
No.370581
>>370580
>het
so your turtle has that kind of thirst
No.370582
>>370580
there's no het to be found around here
No.370583
>>370580
*Wants to see the turtle*
Mew!
No.370584
>>370583
>grown man something something
No.370585
>>370577
if you're young and cute and don't mind older men you literally just have to upload a face pic and wait for them to come to you, it's a really low-risk high-gain strategy
the only scary part is messaging people first and even then it's way less stressful than risking in-person rejection
No.370587
No.370588
Dreams logged: 1 (238)
Images saved: 5 (5)
No.370589
>>370587
that's a fair point, but consider this: why not get laid for free
No.370590
just get one of those high-class prostitutes
No.370591
No.370592
>>370585
>if you're... cute
fuck
No.370593
No.370594
>>370592
post face in the soc thread or I'll assume your low self-esteem is unwarranted
No.370595
No.370596
No.370597
why did hsg save wonk but let prab get her self kill on
No.370598
>>370597
she was too pure for this world
saving wonk is like a torture for him
No.370599
>>370597
>self kill
she was a paki right
she drew lesbian fan art right
her dad probably did it
No.370600
why did G-d make unshapely eyebrows and then put so many nerve endings in them
No.370601
>>370600
>trimming your eyebrows
but bushy eyebrows a best
No.370603
>>370600
no matter how good you think it looks, trimming your eyebrows always makes you look weird
just dont do it
No.370604
>>370602
but I'm at work nep
No.370605
>>370601
bushy eyebrows are extremely attractive on men
>>370603
I got 'em shaped by a cosmetician friend of mine and they look great, all's I have to do is tweeze hairs outside of the lines she made
No.370606
>>370597
apparently she also dropped from college
No.370607
anyone who allows themselves to have unibrow hairs deserves death
No.370608
>>370605
actually I take that back, bushy eyebrows are also a+ on butch women, but I am 2femme4that
No.370609
>>370606
maybe we could search for prab
and help her get back on her feet
No.370610
>Davesprite and Nepetasprite fuse
>first time a male humanoid and female humanoid have been prototyped
Hussie sure is blurring the gender identity boundaries, more so than he did with Calliope/Caliborn. What gender do you think Davepetasprite² identifies as? What about genital configuration?
No.370611
>>370609
she stopped updating every single account on the internet
and looking for her name and her city gives nothing
No.370612
No.370613
some people on tumblr think its so problematic that dave is a white rapper that they just draw him as black when its actually pointed out as a negative thing in the comic so it pretty much passes the rules of problematic i think
No.370614
>>370611
the we need to look harder anon, for her
No.370615
why would hussie do this to my sweet innocent nep
No.370616
>>370612
Yeah, but they literally couldn't stand to be together long enough to fall into any gender identity and exploded. Dave and Nepeta seem pretty compatichill.
No.370617
>>370610
they've got a ghost butt, there's nothing to configure there
No.370618
>>370614
ask Jessie or waifuanon
they were close friends
No.370619
>>370610
catgendered, cloaca
No.370620
its been a while since i got my asmr on
No.370621
>>370617
sprite^2 have legs/regular butts/cocky-kuns and cunny-chans
No.370622
>>370617
nah they've got feet
No.370623
I'm just happy jasprose got cucked by dave
No.370624
>>370623
tbh me too, reading jasprosesprite^2 hitting on nepeta made my skin crawl a little
No.370625
>>370623
I was hoping for jaspropetasprite^3 :(
No.370626
>>370624
it was the way she kept pretending to ask if her overt affections were okay with nepeta while simultaneously being forceful in implying nepeta had no alternatives
No.370627
>>370626
YUP, and it sounded way too much like conversations between creepy people and girls that I've heard in real life
No.370628
Roxykitten raising simulator, now in a form of a Petri net.
Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen, will the cat live or will it die
No.370629
>>370626
and then continually making up excuses about why she should just forget karkat
also i thought this rose was in love with kanaya
No.370630
>>370628
>all you have to do to make a baby survive is feed it
well that's easy
No.370631
>>370630
not with constant shitposting urges.
I'll make it more complicated later
No.370633
>>370629
this rose also wanted to fuck jane
this rose is a cat in heat
No.370634
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No.370635
>>370628
glub i am concerned about the horror you are birthing into this world
No.370636
>>370630
*laugh track as a montage plays of HSG repeatedly failing to feed Roxykitten in implausible ways, leading to Roxykitten's death by starvation at the climax of the laughter*
No.370637
>>370636
its not his fault shes a bitch
No.370638
>>370628
>i will not die before seeing an actual Roxykitten raising simulator
god bless, glub
No.370639
>>370630
wait, I fucked up
hunger doesn't accumulate, kitten can't die
darn it
No.370640
>>370630
not even that since it'll just revive
or just run off to eat roadkill and stuff out of the trash, and little mice
No.370641
>>370634
I'm still absurdly proud of the line "go, be free, interact with normies"
>>370637
all babies are bitches, it's in the rules
also that roxkit is wearing some heavy mascara, HSG needs to learn some more tasteful makeup looks
No.370642
No.370643
*knock knock knock*
>tumblr!
*knock knock knock*
>tumblr!
*knock knock knock*
>tumblr!
*door opens*
what, hsg?
i was shitposting on a poorly coded 4chan emulator and forgot to feed roxykitten, do you have a garbage bag?
[uproarious laughtrack]
No.370644
>>370639
don't forget to make her puke on things randomly
>>370641
roxykitten puts the mascara on herself
lalondes are attracted to makeup, even if they can't apply it properly
No.370645
>>370629
She's also part jasper, who talked a whole bunch with Nepeta (and apparently grew close to her) after Rose gave him her scouter.
I kinda feel bad for jasprosesprite though, they have the cunning and intelligence of Rose mixed with the selfishness and indifference towards social mores of a cat. Its just a bad combination altogether
No.370646
>>370628
то есть ты хочешь сделать тамагочи из Роксикотёнка?
А как же охота и игры?
No.370647
>>370644
>don't forget to make her puke on things randomly
And pee on things randomly, and tip over any things that are present, and terrorize any other babies present
No.370648
>tfw I could make a roxykitten raising simulator for smartphones
H3H3H3
No.370649
what if jasperjaspersprite
No.370650
I'm just testing my petri net editor don't get too excited
I'll be back with a gif of how it goes
No.370651
>>370649
what if jaspers prototyped with bec upside down???
Alone in the world is a little Catdog
No.370652
so how exactly is any of this bullshit helping prepare for the final battle with Lord English
No.370653
>>370652
i'm sure it'll turn out the only thing that can kill LE is a cat that is also a bird or some other bullshit like that
No.370654
>>370652
>turns out LE can only be defeated by the power of friendship
No.370655
>>370652
sprites^2 are hella powerful, remember
No.370656
>>370652
Making a whole bunch of new characters and situations for English to distract himself with drawing fanart and making claymation handholding porn.
No.370657
>>370652
Since the moment Rose said she hadn't expected Rosesprite to arrive even tho that knowledge is literally her deal as Seer of Light, I have an opinion that it's one more not-alpha timeline. I mean, that's gonna be the twist it is all once again is drembubble/illusion (by Aranea?)/doome timeline etc.
No.370658
is there one good musician out there whose works i can enjoy without them turning out to be a huge cuck/tool/leftypol
No.370659
>>370658
no, good music requires being in tune with the universe, which has a known leftist bent
No.370660
>>370658
all music is for libtards
No.370661
>>370659
no it's just that the art sector is subject to incredible leftist political influence
great artists in the past weren't all so moronically sentimental bleeding heart about their stuff
No.370662
>>370658
>implying leftypol isn't ideal
No.370663
No.370664
how come grant started as a HSG hater way back with "Homosuck is shit, enjoy our autism" and now he owns the board?
does he represents the good old hsg dream?
No.370666
>>370661
I was actually just baiting you, but I feel compelled to point out that we used to pay our artists
it's not surprising that starving artists are discontented with the current state of affairs, which happens to leave a lot of people hungry for the enrichment of a parasitic oligarchy
No.370667
>>370664
our owner made several bad decisions, is how
No.370668
did anyone considering offering ownership to Hussie? not because we would want him administrating HSG, but because his response would be guaranteed to be hilarious?
No.370670
>>370668
what, you mean 'what the fuck is a hsg'
how is that hilarious
No.370671
>>370670
we sent him dildos
No.370672
>>370668
imagine offering it to rachel
she at least used to browse hsg
No.370673
>>370663
>artists are not government therefore art is right wing
what nonsense is this
No.370674
No.370675
>>370671
ipgd took full credit for that, just like shrek being eri's dad
she didn't want our disgusting influence permeating the relationship she's trying to forge with old husster
No.370676
>>370666
it's funny how the starving artist stereotype perpetuates itself in modern times as anti-commercialism pervades the artistic circles and people are pushed to just create whatever they please no matter how ugly, instead of something that would appeal and connect to a wider audience, and are thus dissuaded from actually making a profit off their work
it's a strange paradox where left art wants to be all about "public works" and be subsidized by the government with public money instead of privatized income, yet all of their art is incredibly individualistic that appeals only to them or their own ideas and concepts and has a great disconnect with the public
No.370678
>>370676
you are very neatly divorced from a realistic appreciation of what career artists do for a living
we don't pay artists even when we hire them to make the art we want to see to our precise specifications
No.370679
>>370677
maybe the gay baby should have fed its own damn self
No.370680
what will you do when roxy cat enters her naruto phase?
No.370681
>>370679
there should be a cookie jar roxy should attempt to get if she's too hungy
No.370682
>>370681
>not a tendies pile
No.370683
>>370680
make her access to food contingent on her taste in anime? what do you think parents do with their human children
No.370684
>>370680
teach her to ninja run and do hand seals
No.370685
No.370686
>>370685
FIGHTING DREAMERS
No.370687
>>370682
>not a little mouse
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No.370689
>>370678
i come from an artistic background and have pursued an education in it
the only real professional art left is graphic design, which mostly just consists of pandering to the wishes of unknowing company execs without actual ideas or inspiration, mostly just wanting you to rip off the other guys.
what i'm talking about is what's known as conceptual art, the direction of modern fine art as it stands through decades of postmodernist influence, as a highly politicized medium that's mostly concerned with itself, in a paradox where it claims to exist for the betterment of the public while simultaneously loathing it
there's no art left that combines both forms
No.370690
also half the time roxykitten should refuse to feed except off of a titty
hsg can acquiese to her demands, or try to wean her so she accepts solid food
No.370691
>>370689
that sure is an ideology you have! I'm getting a strong vibe that the real world isn't a thing you dig, so I'm not going to bang my head against this particular brick wall. have a nice day
No.370692
>>370690
can't HSG just get one of those pumps and stimulate his nips until he can produce milk himself?
No.370693
>>370686
something something JUST GO MY WAY
No.370694
I'd like the Final Battle in Homestuck to be made of this music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEN7L0O508M
No.370696
>>370691
>I'm getting a strong vibe that the real world isn't a thing you dig
you wouldn't be wrong.
after all, isn't that where all true drive for change comes from
No.370697
>>370692
> and stimulate his nips
uhmmmm
No.370698
>>370690
also HSG living in New Orleans is hilarious to me and I'm not sure why
did we ever decide where, in general, the Metastuck kids live? I feel like Tumblr should live somewhere in the North
>>370697
anon, male breastfeeding is not for sexual. the male breast will produce milk with the appropriate stimulus.
No.370699
HSG- New Orleans
Tumblr- Portland, Oregon
MSPAF- Des Moines
dA- ???
No.370700
>>370694
>implying it won't be a doctor remix
No.370701
>>370699
Otakon is in Baltimore, it's as good as anywhere else
No.370702
wooooo i love fighting with my mother over my life
woooooo
No.370703
No.370704
>>370698
we should just get chaz to feed her
No.370705
>>370704
who is this fucking goat
No.370706
No.370707
>>370703
i have no real job experience and i am a college dropout
wooooooooooooo
No.370708
>>370707
get a job that's beneath you
No.370709
>>370704
I unironically believe that it should be a norm for parents to breastfeed their children, if possible, regardless of gender. it promotes bonding between parent and child, it takes some guesswork out of the division of parenting labor, and male breastmilk has a different balance of nutrients (including higher protein) so it might just be better for the child's diet.
No.370710
>>370704
uuuuurgh
i feel uncomfortable liking anything about this picture but the fur on that deer unicorn thing is so good
No.370711
>>370710
meh
it looks more like dog fur
No.370712
>>370693
RIGHT HERE!
RIGHT NOW!
No.370713
>>370704
that milk is tainted
No.370714
>>370709
how about I feed you my milk instead
No.370715
>>370704
what if you stopped obsessing with that gross picture
No.370716
>>370715
he just wants to feed a catbaby horse cum, how is that gross?
No.370717
Rebecca Sugar ripped off Andrew Hussie with her oh so original "fusions".
It's so obvious now, at last I truly see.
No.370718
>>370717
jokes aside she ripped off dragon ball
No.370719
>>370708
they want people with experience, even for "cleaning lady" jobs
No.370720
>>370718
why doesn't grant like SU then
No.370721
>>370704
do you think this pic is part of her portfolio?
do artists show their fetish drawings during job interviews?
No.370722
>>370713
well it's better than having damara babysit again
i'm worried about the influence she's having on roxkit
No.370723
>>370721
maybe we could send it to the places she applies to, you know, to help her
No.370724
>>370715
i've only posted that pic twice, jesus christ
No.370725
>>370720
because instead of planet busting monkey aliens you have space rock lesbians
No.370726
>>370722
cocks cocks cocks cocks cocks!
No.370727
>>370722
>contrary to popular belief, damara is actually a great babysitter
No.370728
>>370724
the ideal number here is 0
No.370729
>>370718
>>370725
I think it'd need more than that to rip off Dragonball.
No.370730
>>370726
well at least she's not repeating racial slurs like she does when she's been around jade
No.370731
>>370727
having a little catbaby cooing and clinging to her melts her heart
No.370732
who is the best mom for roxykitten then?
My vote is for _dA__
No.370733
>>370732
tumblr can be molded into the best mom
No.370734
>>370733
she is far too ruined
No.370735
Roxykitten and her creepy family of uncles and aunts of creepy tripfags.
No.370736
>>370729
come on aliens doing a special dance to fuse into a single being far stronger than the two separated components what more do you need
No.370737
>>370735
fuck off you can't see roxykitten anymore
No.370739
>>370736
But anyone can do that dance in DBZ can't they?
I guess I didn't make the connection because the dance is introduced so late in DBZ while SU has it as a core concept from the beginning. I will say that with a little bit of stylistic change, Jasper could be straight up out of DBZ.
No.370740
>>370738
this
but unironically
No.370741
>>370738
this but with Joey
No.370742
>>370738
this but in the end I detonate a bomb killing everyone in this room
No.370743
>>370738
where's the part when they squeeze it
No.370744
>Waking up at 5 PM because my friends needs me to buy them alcohol
Good morning to you too
No.370745
>>370743
2queeze the2e.
*grab2 diick2*
No.370749
>>370747
>chaz art
>a female has a dick
No.370750
>>370749
she thinks futa's where the money is
No.370751
>>370749
> Dick with mint toothpaste instead of cum
Chaz is deeply perverted
No.370752
No.370753
kanaya dressing roxykitten up in cute outfits
No.370755
kanaya dressing roxykitten just like Rose
No.370756
>r63 fox mccloud wearing the zero suit
No.370757
kanaya dressing her cock up in cute outfits
No.370758
No.370759
File: 1437408016740.png (162.68 KB, 1280x989, 1280:989, jade fails to understand c….png)
No.370760
>>370757
this happens in a doujin
a loli doujin
No.370762
>>370759
new drawfags?
hooray
No.370763
>>370759
She can easily be transformed into Vriska
No.370764
>>370763
jade can never be transformed into vriska
vriska isn't pure like jade
No.370765
>>370763
complete global vriskification
No.370766
>>370764
>jade
>a furfag gun nut
>pure
No.370767
>>370766
>vriska
>a murderous spiderbitch who turns into a dyke if she ends up happy
>pure
No.370768
>>370767
> turns into
She started with Kanaya, I remind you
No.370769
>>370768
no, no
kanaya wanted her spider tiddies, not the other way around
kanaya's inability to dominate vriska meant serket had no interest in her
No.370770
the point is both vriska and jade are shit
No.370771
No.370772
>>370770
jade is best waifu
No.370773
No.370774
No.370775
>>370772
you best mean pre-gt jade
No.370776
No.370777
>>370775
post-GT is just fine, now that her impure relationship with davesprite has been retconned
No.370779
No.370780
>>370779
Ok. I see you don't know about that one. But how about this one:
Jupiter?
No.370781
friends
i'm already at 345 calories but i'm hungry
No.370782
>>370781
So what's the problem?
No.370783
No.370784
>>370781
so eat a banana or something
No.370785
>>370781
you're not really hungry
go play some vidya or something
No.370786
>>370784
bananas are more than 100 calories you fucking LARDBUCKET
No.370787
>>370781
Power through it
You need to retrain your body
No.370788
>>370781
You can probably eat more while still losing weight.
No.370790
>>370788
They have to actually work out then
No.370791
>>370781
eat something then exercise
No.370792
>>370788
ive been able to do 500-700 calories a day and i'm losing weight
me no like exercise
No.370793
>>370781
>>370792
please do not do a starvation diet
I lost like eight pounds my first week of eating 1900 calories a day, you don't need to restrict that much, your body will absolutely freak out on you
No.370794
>>370792
Neither do I, but I can lose weight while eating 1500 to 1800 while still keeping a sedentary lifestyle.
Although I ate way less over the last three days due to work, and I think I'm feeling the effects of that now.
No.370796
>>370794
well, online resources say i could lose weight without exercise with 1500 calories
but this is more faster
No.370797
>>370796
I couldn't do that because it would only lead to unbearable headaches and a general down in the dumps feeling for me.
Something I can't afford right now.
No.370798
>>370796
not necessarily, my friend. also you will not like the body you'll get starving yourself, like. I cannot stress enough how bad an idea starvation diets are. you will do permanent damage to every system in your body, and your personality and relationship to food will also be irrevocably altered. please just eat at like 500 calories below your maintenance, you'll lose a pound a week if you can keep that up.
No.370799
I am so very angry all the time.
No.370800
No.370801
No.370802
>>370797
yeah, i feel pretty okay though. if i was suffering i probably wouldn't have the perseverance to not give it up
>>370798
i guess i'll go up to 1000 then
losing like 3 pounds a week is cool as heck though
No.370803
>>370796
you're gonna put your body in a state where it thinks it's dying so it puts everything into emergency mode where you won't lose weight and will feel tired 24/7
No.370804
>>370800
Why do you STILL exist
No.370805
>people who do nudestuck flipping out because that other thread are saving their stuff
How fucking dumb do you have to be
No.370807
>>370805
dumb enough to post naked photos of yourself on the internet
No.370808
>>370807
i know that much
its just funny how they react to a thread that saves their stuff
like oh i'm sorry, did you think your stupid mistakes wouldn't catch up with you?
No.370809
>>370802
>losing like 3 pounds a week is cool as heck though
Yeah, but it will turn flabby eventually if you don't build up the muscle.
>>370805
>>370807
It's a debatable topic with no real definite conclusion I'd say.
No.370810
No.370811
>can't gain weight no matter what I do
>practically every man I meet hits on me
#perfectpeopleproblems
No.370812
>>370800
Do you have some sort of special gel you could apply?
I still have this little tube my eye doctor prescribed me years ago, and it still works despite long past the expiration date.
No.370813
i feel like posting naked pictures of myself online, on a website visited by millions, would be like pressing my genitals up against the glass of a busy street
how do people not understand this could have repercussions
No.370814
>>370813
something about body confidence or some shit
No.370815
>>370811
You are a round, eggy tubby, why do you want more fat?
Also, just because you gain weight doesn't mean you won't attract men, just a... different kind.
>>370813
Cause they are young, and naive, and not thinking ahead at the moment.
No.370816
>>370811
> can't gain weight no matter what I do
I know that feel
No.370817
Is there a actually some sort of clinical test that can determine how your own, individual metabolism works?
No.370818
*eats chocolate once a week*
gee I must have a super metabolism to not be gaining weight from all the crap I eat
No.370819
>>370815
Do you literally believe I'm like the eggsona irl?
No.370820
>>370819
Do you believe that I believe?
No.370821
you live in texas, egg
just eat brisket every day
No.370822
TEXAS
LAND OF THE HEART ATTACK
No.370824
things that cause egghead to get on hsg and post about how horny she is:
-getting struck by a light breeze
-sitting on the bus (bumpy ride increases likelihood by 200%)
-bumping into someone she knows
-bumping into a stranger
-a particularly hot day
-a particularly rainy day
-sitting alone at home thingken about other tripfags
-physical contact, intentional or accidental, with any other living thing
-physical contact, intentional or accidental, with any inanimate object
-breathing
-life
No.370825
>>370824
Is there a term for being turned on by people philosophizing?
No.370826
No.370827
i miss the True Egg, our old forgotten friend eggy-kun
No.370828
>>370826
>attracted to intelligence or the human mind
Not exactly the act of philosophizing, but it's probably the general, underlying, or core fetish.
I think it might be the same for a lot of cases of being attracted to people wearing glasses.
No.370829
>>370827
I remember he had a twitch account but I forgot the name
it might've been something with "walrus" in it
No.370830
No.370831
My best friend's girlfriend looks an awful lot like aranea
she even wears cateye glasses
I wonder if he'd be mad if I told him how hot I thought she was
No.370832
>>370831
There are probably ways to tell him that indirectly as a compliment.
No.370833
>>370831
ask if they're into threesomes
No.370834
>>370824
>thinking about tripfags
What's an egg to do? Guys like Broken Spacebar and Attention Whore are so fine~
No.370835
First you take the planet earth, round and blue and green
And floating over Tokyo you drop a giant bean
Put another one in Sichuan China what a shine
Taking off from Dubai to Hawaii at mach 20 leave contrails as you fly
Double back across the southern hemisphere over the Philippines once again to well Dubai
AND THEN
Back to Hawaii drawing lines of latitude every 25 degrees along the way
And there you have it... Koro Sensei!!!
NOW YOU TRY!
No.370836
Why is Street Fighter so hard, I'm sticking with my babby Mobas and FPS's
No.370837
>>370834
>Attention Whore
Where's Wouter anyway.
No.370839
http://store.steampowered.com/app/368990
9 cent game with cards
you will make money from buying this game if you idle for the cards
No.370840
>>370837
he left hsg because hsg is toxic
and then he went on vacation
No.370841
>>370837
He done
As I should be. Man, fuck this place. I don't need reminders.
No.370842
No.370843
>>370839
> "Unity Horror made games are the best of all ! But this, so scary !"
No.370844
>>370837
Is Wouter his real name/surname?
No.370845
>>370842
repeatedly asking for it is making me less likely to ever do it
No.370846
>>370750
>thinks
What is incase's patreon up to? $5000/month?
No.370847
That's what a monoculture is. It's everywhere, and it's all the same. And it takes up alien cultures and digests them and shits them out in a homogenous building-block shape that fits seamlessly into the vast blank wall of the monoculture. This is the future. This is what we built. This is what we wanted. It must have been. Because we all had the fucking choice, didn't we? It is only our money that allows commercial culture to flower. If we didn't want to live like this, we could have changed it any time, by not fucking paying for it. So let's celebrate by all going out and buying the same burger.
No.370848
>that kickstarter update
i dont believe they need a bigger office
No.370849
>>370847
thats the most american thing i've ever read
No.370850
No.370852
who wants a 75% discount on Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War?
No.370853
>>370851
>commies
>freedom-loving
HAH!
No.370855
>>370853
>>370854
nobody is really free
wake up sheeple
No.370856
No.370858
>>370856
no you're not
you're a wage slave
No.370859
>>370852
Came here to post this
No.370860
>Authoritarians
>in my hsg
No.370861
>>370857
As a catch all term, its dumb, but it has meaning when specifically applied
No.370862
>>370856
you're a slave to hsg
No.370863
dude
you fuckin imbeciles
dave's hair is no longer a bird
No.370864
No.370865
If you have the option to postpone the due date for your monthly student loan payments to later in the month, is there any catch or penalty to doing so? The site doesn't say there is, but I don't suppose it would either way.
No.370866
>>370863
GUODHOE (pronounced "good hoe")
stands for
Give
Up
On
Dave's
Hair
Or
Else
No.370867
>>370865
call them you idiot
No.370869
>>370836
Street Fighter isn't that hard just play Ryu
No.370870
>pirate new vegas dlc
>organized into a bunch of subfolders of subfolders
>rarred into 5 separate parts
f u c k o f f
No.370871
>>370870
>unrar them and its an EXE FILE TO INSTALL THE DRAG AND DROP DLC FILES
FUCK OFF
No.370872
wow, /co/'s homestuck thread gets deleted at a steady 236 posts on the day of an update. discussion was going at a good pace and there was little shitposting. what the fuck.
Was a mod just really mad about the upd8 or something?
No.370873
Grant just buy the ultimate edition on sale or something
No.370874
>>370872
who cares the /co/ threads are usually bad
No.370875
>>370869
But Ryu is boring and there's still a bunch of stuff you have to learn if you want to play at a decently high level
No.370876
>>370874
but I was about to make a sick reply
No.370877
>>370872
They don't want you there at all for real and everyone has a different personal feeling on homestuck threads.
No.370878
>>370873
>buying the dlc when you can easily pirate it
nop
im not complaining about the dlc, im complaining about torrents where the person putting it together doesnt know a single thing about making it not a pain in the ass for the end user
No.370879
>>370874
That's hysterical coming from someone on Serketchan.
No.370880
>>370872
redwood's mad because nobody is sucking his dick
No.370881
>>370872
/co/ is a bunch of tight-ass fun-hateristas
No.370882
>>370871
dlc are literally just one esp file i think
No.370883
>new vegas DLC
just play old world blues lad
No.370884
>>370839
>Green lit
>The company that made it is actually called Assets Games Company
No.370885
>>370878
the game and all the dlc is only $20
and on sale it's even cheaper
>>370882
esm files
and they're bigger
No.370886
>>370877
they were fine before. They went a week without updates with many untouched threads full of shitposting and this is the one they decide to kill? d u m b
No.370887
i feel like they changed steam trading card drops so you have to have 2 hours of gameplay (aka the return time limit even tho they're flexible on it) to get any
>>370882
EXACTLY
THEY WENT AND MADE EXES
FOR FILES YOU COPY AND PASTE
WHO DOES THIS
WHY DOES THIS
No.370888
>>370875
Pick Ryu learn the fundamentals and basics and then pick a character you're actually interested in. What are you playing on PC?
No.370889
>>370885
i'm literally not buying the dlc
its so simple to install
No.370890
>unironically using the phrase "life hack"
No.370891
>>370889
thats right grant
buck the capitalist pigs trying to sell ya closed source software
No.370892
>pirates
>then demands convenience
No.370894
No.370895
yesterday i woke up sucking a lemon
No.370900
>>370895
you probably stole that, you whore
No.370901
>>370894
>starting a new thread before the old one even hits the bump limit
guys
no
No.370903
>>370870
>>370871
>he didn't get the ultimate edition for 5 bucks in the summer sale
No.370907
>>370901
It's been a thing since we were at 600 posts it's too late to complain now
No.370913
>>370903
i got the game way before
im not spending my steam wallet money on a game ialready have and dlc i could easily get
i need this money for market shenanigans and also buying keys to unbox because im a huge retard
No.370918
sollux and feferi as the couple admiring their lemon tree
aradia as the filthy lemon stealing whore
No.370922
No.370929
>>370921
I'm 26 and I haven't listened to them
Although I hear they use lyrics in their music, so good riddance
No.370939
>>370934
*dances on the grave of your potentially poor choice in music*
No.370943
>>370929
>instrumentals-only
how fascinating
I knew my logical counterpart had to exist, but I'd never actually met anyone who didn't like vocal music
I cannot stand music that doesn't use the human voice, I simply am incapable of giving a shit
No.370948
>>370929
>>370943
You're both retards
No.370963
>>370943
Its okay to not like amazing music
I'll usually only listen to music with vocals if it's melodic and not making words
There are songs out there that have amazing tunes, and I can't stand to listen to them because they use vocals to try to add a story or a meaning to a beautiful melody that would be better without either one
No.370968
>>370948
I'm gonna honk you in the bonk
No.370970
>>370948
I mean, you're questioning people's intelligence for, presumably, disliking something you like, so one of us is not really functioning at full capacity
>>370963
I love narratives in song, but it's the actual singing that I need to hold my attention. I'm just really strongly oriented towards the human voice, on like a lot of levels.
No.370981
>>370970
Do you have to take everything at face value lame-o.. gosh..
No.370985
>>370981
yes. I shitpost on improv rules.
No.370986
>>370888
Yup, PC. I'm debating to main either Juri or Sakura right now
No.370995
No.371001
Is there a single reason for why one should listen to Radiohead
No.371004
>>371001
if you care about the history of indie pop, I guess. they're pretty influential, I'm told.
No.371007
>>371004
>Indie pop
Stopped reading right there
No.371011
>>370970
Okay, I'm exactly the opposite. I need a good melody in a song or I just get annoyed. (That said, I HATE rap as a genre) Part of my problem is that I have a hard time understanding words in music unless it's very clearly pronounced.
But the other part is the actual content of the lyrics. A melody can express a wide variety of emotions depending on how you're feeling when you listen to it, but adding lyrics is basically locking it into a certain interpretation.
No.371090
No.371092
Redwood's tiny insecure black cock