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No.465088
can we use this one instead
No.525943
well that took ages to go through
now we wait till people get here?
No.525945
fucking hell hotwheels get it together
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No.525954
i cant find this thread on the front page
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>>525954
we're off the grid sucka
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>>525956
this is a Good Jam
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WHY AREN'T THE SKELETONS GONE YET
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>>525960
they just want to socialize
(but i don't think they should)
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>>525967
people sell a stool so you can shit properly
like if you want to shit properly go ahead but you probably have a stool lying around already
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>>525971
watch out anon you're taking pretty big bites out of that steak
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>>525973
shouldn't someone call the cpa on them or something
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>>525974
i think the cpa only covers humans
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>>525975
they're human
technically
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
*unironically wants to be able to dance like this dude*
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imagine being invited to a party and arriving only to find that the hosts are the goofball parents
and the goofballs are there, dressed in funny outfits for the party goers amusement
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>>525977
I think this guy still does stuff, but I stopped following him a while ago.
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>>525977
i remember being really disappointed when i grew up and realised most peoples dance ability never progressed past 'jump up and down slightly'
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>>525980
he definitely does. I've never paid a whole lot of attention to him, I'm just envious of his ability to move his body in several different directions at once
>>525982
it's fucking sad
I can do the Charleston at least
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>>525984
lol this isn't johnrose it's lapidot
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>>525985
that's even worse
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>>525993
VIEWS: 104
what the fuck
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>>525993
so are you gonna answer my skype messages
or was trying to talk it out with you doomed from the start
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I kept reading it as vrissypoop
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>>525996
Woah
I have no explanation for that tbh
No.526002
why is every tripfag so fucked up
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>>525997
Would've been a good thing to figure out like 16 hours ago. I will think about it but it appears you went to the trouble of getting spineless bread to comment, so I am not very pumped to try tbh lass
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>>526002
well i mean, look where you are
and i dont mean that in like the snarky meme sense, it's just. if youre still visiting hsg and the purulent culture its developed after all this time, frequently enough to be an Identity, there's something pretty wrong already
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>>526002
I messaged you literally 12 hours saying I wanted to talk it out, though, but alright
Also all I did was ask for him to speak to you when he appeared, I hardly went to any trouble or sought him out, you kind of kept talking about how you wanted to be friends with him again so I thought he might calm you down
No.526009
you cant see it, but i'm rolling my eyes really hard right now at how petty and fragile tripfags are
it's incredible how you need validations from people on an anonymous imageboard
No.526010
every time i see crossover art featuring doctor who, i say "fuck you" really quietly to myself
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>>526009
i really don't understand people who don't need external validation
i mean, why do anything if it's not for the butt pats?
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i fixed something on the board, if you refresh :-)
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>>526008
I don't have any way to verify that since there's no timestamp, but I don't think it makes a big difference since I repeatedly asked you to take a break, repeatedly removed you, and had already promised to take a step back from the chat so you could have some me-time the moment you blew up. With that in mind it really makes it seem less like you wanted to do me any good and more like you wanted to upset me by getting your validation from roasted.
>>526010
amen
>>526009
amen
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>>526014
"amen"
rofl
you know that applies to you way more than anyone else here right
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No.526018
why do anything if you won't be rewarded with sex
No.526019
To the one defecating here. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy.
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>>526016
I wouldn't say more. ;^)
No.526023
>today friend mentions i have green eyes
>what
>look in a mirror
>green eyes
>for my whole entire life i've thought my eyes were brown
how does this even happen
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>>526014
This is as much evidence as I can provide
>I don't think it makes a big difference since I repeatedly asked you to take a break, repeatedly removed you, and had already promised to take a step back from the chat so you could have some me-time the moment you blew up.
I'll admit I overreacted. I got pissed off more than was appropriate. And I'm still a little sore that you can't, or won't, see how condescending and insulting that could be. But I calmed down. I didn't get upset again when you said my relationship wasn't real, I didn't get upset when you told me I had no self-control or emotional fortitude. I was as calm as I could be and I feel like that should speak on its own as evidence that I wasn't just trying to be a cunt and use Roasted against you.
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>>526023
maybe your eyes were brown but you got some sort of disease or dietary change that changed your eye colour
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skypenigs go back 2 skype
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>>526027
is there a green eye disease
is that what happened to the hulk
am i hulking out extremely slowly
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>>526030
Maybe you chimped out one day and your eyes turned brown and you slowly have been unchimping until you reached a normal green-eyed point again
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>>526026
I am glad you feel better but I still think you need to not take things someone you don't know says so personally and immediately internalize them. I have done it and it sucks and is a waste of time.
You were very upset the whole time, I don't even think that's debatable. Vris, I really don't WANT you to feel stress like that. I used to feel stress like that constantly over everything and it fucking sucked.
I'll think about it.
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>>526030
apparently it's a sign of cancer, but it's probably not cancer.
No.526034
fuck off or make it interesting, skypenigs
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>>526034
should we play a game of BGO anon
No.526036
how to we remove all skype-using niggers from these threads, and, from reality
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>>526036
well I personally am pretty tired of bearing a nickname given to me by a fool who was literally kissing my ass and asking to get a condom in February. So, hopefully, very soon.
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>>526036
it's just you and me, buddy, that's all that' would be left
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>>526039
oh my god what an asshole
thats so good
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>>526038
hang in there nicky
hang in there, being all gay like you do
No.526043
i'm going to start posting on 8chan's r9k
i've definitely sunk to that level
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>>526009
the only reason i tripfag is because i am positively starving for the validation of hsg
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>>526043
are you going to trip there too
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>>526043
tell them all about the mouthpics
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>>526045
i think that would be really obnoxious
not that this isn't
i probably wouldn't, not unless they decide to make some sort of e-meme out of me like an epic poopjug lad
No.526048
will they accuse me of being a normie for being able to harvest mouthpics
No.526050
can't wait to see what epic memes spongelord and r9k's union will generate!
No.526051
why are so many tumblr girls obsessed with piss and vomit
No.526053
if i'm ever too insecure about my sexuality i reassure myself i'm not a vomit fetishist
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>>526052
sleep le well le skell
No.526055
*puks b/c evry1 else puking*
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one day Roxykittenanon will have a daughter
imagine
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>>526057
isn't rosekitten sort of a thing
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>>526057
i misread this post
i hope they never have children
everybody in hsg should be neutered/spayed
No.526061
Tonight, on Maury: my FATHER can't stop SHITPOSTING
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i shouldn't have taken "acid"
ugh
i can't fall asleep
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>>526067
this is the secret thread
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>>525993
literally why post this
like you haven't been posting here for months, and you just think 'man i really should put this shit on hsg'
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>>526001
people will just click on the newest pastebins sometimes
some links look a lot more interesting then others
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>>526071
She was trying to smear me, I guess.
For the record, I kicked her from the group when she and Vfan started to fight. She didn't leave.
No.526074
i need hsg to come tuck me in
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>>526072
Yeah this, I peruse the newest pastebins sometimes and passersby probably just got into it
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>>526073
>For the record, I kicked her from the group when she and Vfan started to fight. She didn't leave.
no one asked
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>>526073
>that second line
see now you're doing the same thing
anyway egg didn't even get the sandworm filename right so w/e she was trying is void
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oh good, i re-downloaded sai and now it works with my tablet again
time for more bad art
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>>526073
Smear you? It's literally your own words, and your own constantly trying to start a fight.
I did leave, but I did not use the "leave" function. I was in bed trying to take a nap.
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>>526084
what is this shit i don't care about. why is it here.
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>>526084
literally who actually cares about you or your cuck friends
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>>526085
>>526086
My own convenience, ignore it.
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>>526085
the skypenigs are putting on a show for us
it's not very good though lol
No.526089
>>526087
crawl back to your gutter
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>>526087
>it's convenient to use a website i havent used in forever thats falling apart at the seams
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>>526090
I mean, it's skypenig central... Sorry you didn't get the memo lad...
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>tfw it's cold enough to wear long underwear
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>>526084
I don't know why else you would have posted it, to be honest. That was the only conclusion I could come to.
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>>526092
>Getting that excited over wearing female clothing
hwut
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>>526093
The other option being I thought it would be nice for people to not have to hear it second hand, from you. People could just see what you said. It's not as though I expect people to suddenly change their minds and welcome me to all the shitty skype groups as their beloved Eggy, I am pretty tired of all the stupid crap, not to mention I hear BSB is saying weird sex stuff about me? Gross.
I imagine it doesn't bother you because you stand by what you said just as I do.
No.526097
holy christ shut the fuck up
go being passive-aggressive somewhere else
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>>526093
>>526096
just FUCK already
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>>526098
this is skypenig drama, not hsg drama
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>>526099
I would but she's on the other side of the world... ;_;
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>>526098
god, can you imagine having these people unfiltered and having to sit through this bullshit
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fill in the blanks:
GAS THE _, ____ WAR NOW
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>>526096
>The other option being I thought it would be nice for people to not have to hear it second hand, from you. People could just see what you said.
I wasn't really going to bring it up anywhere but the skype groups, honestly. I calmed down, stopped my little tirade or whatever. I was just gonna let it go.
>not to mention I hear BSB is saying weird sex stuff about me? Gross.
When is he not. He's a piece of shit.
>I imagine it doesn't bother you because you stand by what you said just as I do.
This tbh
>>526103
MEENAHFAGS
WAIFU
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>>526105
If you did let go it took hours of you spamming my inbox with angry shit and however long after that, with further messages and screencaps coming from other folks suggesting that you were totally losing it in both groups to the point that you demanded RB come out to bother me after months of silence (didn't you just tell me yesterday that he was bad for me?)
I think you could stand do be a little calmer than that sister
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I still hope I am wrong about your girlfriend
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>>526093
this tbh
>>526096
this tbh
>>526105
this tbh
>>526106
this tbh
>>526110
this tbh
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Egghead !TlWuFTTrhA and Vris!93HOMOTit sitting in a tree
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desu boku baka is my favorite anime
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>>526110
Can we please stop. I don't want to fight anymore. It doesn't matter who was right, or wrong, or who was less wrong or less right than the other person.
I dunno.
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hello, I heard you guys needed another Pseudonymous HSG Personality? well I am here to help
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>>526124
*hysterical sobbing*
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>>526125
oh, honey, no need to cry! I promise I'm just about to give you that blogging you've been waiting for.
>apply to jobs
>"We need upbeat personalities to blah blah blah" at a little indie donut chain
>shoot for jovial in my email
>overshoot and land in cheeky and weird
No.526127
does BGO have some kind of mascot?
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the ranch of dr. moreau
where cowboys become cow men
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>>526133
ooooooooooooooh shiiiiiiiiiiit
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>>526138
epic
ebin
ebib
simply
epeek
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this is where you get off
cum with me
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>>526138
I'm not going to have mercy on you
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>>526138
i see you are also in /utg/
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more like
god howard
amirite
No.526145
So is all HSG going to move to UTG?
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>>526142
would you say that he is about to experience an extended period of time in which his expectations are not met
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>>526150
you gotta bail out of this sinking ship some time
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>>526151
I'll sink with it
No.526153
hussie needs to hurry up and give us that shitty game for hiveg
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why did most people on HSG never accept the term /hsg/?
>>526153
getting dubs will be more fun on vg
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>>526155
hsg came before /vg/, and as a side-effect of trying to be part of the board, rejected the sub-board nomenclature.
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>>526155
it's the mark of a newfag
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>>526155
because HSG existed before most generals existed, and specifically before /vg/
everyone called it HSG, and only people who didn't go to HSG assumed it was /hsg/
/hsg/ is hearthstone general
HSG is Homestuck General
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>>526160
asriel's kind of cute
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>>526163
i wouldnt say that
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im hot, sticky sweet
from my head down to my feet yeah
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>>526165
Fuckin ava's demon style making characters miss half of their head
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>>526168
That artist was in utg yesterday they did a few requests
>holy shit I never noticed the third one was a monster hunter armor
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>>526169
yea i saw that
it's the lagombi or something, a giant rabbit
i honestly felt bad when i fought it for the first time, like there's giant dragon things and then there's just a fucking rabbit
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>>526170
Yes it is the lagombi armor
I'd love it if they drew the arzuros armor too
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>>526171
I'd like gore, maybe kirin since that's a popular lewd one.
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Why are spider girls always the best?
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>>526178
Spiders regrow their limbs anyway, that's a good deal on Muffet's part
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>>526179
i think that was the specific request
it was yesterday but i don't remember it
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>>526179
>>526180
Something about Muffet with only two arms and Frisk holding two of them with a creepy grin on his face and the other arms scattered in the ground
There was another drawing but I can't seem to find it
No.526182
i wish there was more porn of chara as a guy but this is cute too
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>>526182
isn't chara confirmed to be a girl though
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>>526184
no, i don't know why everyone assumes that
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>>526184
no
Chara's sex is left ambiguous, just like Frisk's
No.526190
Here's some good info on catnip.
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>>526190
>2012 degrees
oh boy i love me some troll science
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>>526182
this is pretty blatant cp
mooooods
(USER WAS BANNED FOR CP) No.526193
Dreams logged: 2 (34, 13)
Images saved: 6 (5)
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*vapes silently, like a thief in the night*
No.526197
for the zero people that care that guy who sucked his cat's dick now resides in /utg/
i'm not sure why i'm surprised to be honest
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>>526197
it seems like, from the outside looking in, a cat wouldn't let you suck its dick, and even if you somehow did the spikes would fuck you up
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>>526199
yea i know that's what I told him back in 2013
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>>526201
literally just go to the skype chat
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end ben, erase the blunderfailures
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it's all over but the cucking
No.526210
boniface more like BONYface !
*laugh track*
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>>526210
why not bonerface
why not bonerface, as the joke
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>>526210
I made that same joke weeks ago anon
you have good taste in puns
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is this the epic beginning of the Return òf Egghead Saga
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>making good progress drawing porn, going well
>dad comes and sits next to me
dad i love you but please fuck off
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>>526217
The Queen's Return arc
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>>526220
did you write that while he was sitting next to you?
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>>526220
just say "hey dad, i'd love to spend time with you later, but right now i needs to get my porn on!"
he'll understand
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>>526222
yes
i can write stuff without him seeing but drawing is a different matter
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>>526220
ask him suggestions for your porn
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>>526219
>>526221
Egghead a cute.
I wonder whether she still has the despicable hots for shotas.
No.526228
>"son, that dick needs to be MUCH bigger"
>"tell me if you need references"
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>>526226
>saving that shit
not creepy at all
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>>526229
>saving pictures of drawings
>creepy
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mi mimi mi miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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>>526212
everyone made this joke ages ago r-tard
No.526243
how do we stop gay sluts
how do we create wholesome homos
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>>526226
are these all by the same artist
did we have a drawfag with an egg boner
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>>526258
that drawfag being egghead
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>>526258
shameless self promotion
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>>526259
>>526261
>eggs a better artist than you
f-fug....
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it's not showing any new posts for me after like 6:30
is the site broken again, did we make a new thread 400 posts early, or are we really just that dead
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>>526311
>400 posts early
where the fuck have you been
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>>526312
under a rock, apparently
is it not still 750 posts?
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>>526315
8ch is shitting itself so we're hopping threads between 200 and 300 posts now
when in doubt check the catalog
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threads derailing left and right, stopping and starting...