No.526255
No.526256
i'm going to crush ben's skull
No.526257
No.526262
democracy is a powerful meme
No.526267
>>526263
so epic you had to post it twice
No.526270
No.526271
>>526267
i did not think it went through
No.526272
>>526264
she's fucked up in the head though it's only fair that she'd have one thing she can do right
No.526273
TEAM ISIL
VERSUS
GIANT
LIBCUCK
No.526274
Vriska straddled the porcelain throne cautiously, as if afraid of something leaping up at her from within its watery depths and striking her exposed no-no zone. Her stomach rumbled deeply, the vibration reverberating through her midsection into her bowels, and a wave of tightness followed as every muscle in her torso contracted. She didn't have much time left. All she could do was tense herself, regret going back for seconds, thirds and fourths at the Mexican joint, and await the onslaught. She prayed quietly that it wouldn't be as bad as it felt, and, in a way, her prayers were answered as the first sloppy log slipped through her stressed sphincter and burned worse than she could ever have imagined.
The sweat-soaked blueblood's howls echoed through her empty apartment as wave after wave of spicy south American muck poured from her burning anus, splashing filthy water back up onto her grey behind. Vriska's sphincter contracted involuntarily, almost painfully, trying to force the torrent of shit to stop, only to be forced open by the amassing pressure. Her stomach churned and bulged in the wake of the log being forced through her intestine, and Vriska could barely stifle the agonized scream trapped in her lungs as it pushed against her anal opening. It was a monster, almost as thick as a fist and accompanied by more diarrhea than her tight, meaty shit-shaft could hold. Her bowels bulged and pushed until the pressure became unbearable and the huge shit could no longer be held. Vriska screamed openly, tears cascading down her cheeks. She clung to the toilet bowl desperately, knuckles white with effort as if the huge log could have blown her off. The spicy turd burned, and every push forced Vriska's sphincter to close again out of painful reflex. She began to sob deeply, scared of the monster she had bore inside her and desperate for it to be removed. She resolved, and gave one last push with all her might. Her battered anus tried, forcing out as much of it as possible until it reached the bloated midsection of the enormous stink-log. It refused to budge an inch any further, dangling halfway out of Vriska's asshole and far, far too dense and heavy to be forced out. Pressure continued to mount as diarrhea built up inside Vriska further, the spicy shit-water co-operating with the few bowel movements the trollgirl could muster to force it just a little bit more. The pain had become unbearable: it felt as if Vriska was being split in half by the gargantuan poop-load, and she had been reduced to nothing more than quiet, begging sobs for it to be over. The crap had broken her pride. She had been brought low by shit, her own shit, and just wanted it to be over.
As if sympathetic to her plight, the diarrhea continued mounting pressure. The watery waste eroded and forced the super-sized shit until, an opening. It began as any dam-break does, with a dribble. The stinky brown shit-syrup, every drop struggling to be the first, breaking away more and more of the turd until it finally collapsed, its integrity weakened and broken until the gigantic shit was no more, sliced in two by the last ounce of strength in Vriska's asshole contracting it shut. The dam broke, and the torrential wave of poopy brown water poured forth from her abused anus, spraying with such force that the splash painted her pasty grey skin a dirty, dripping brown. As the last few waves left her intestines and her stomach began to deflate from its bloated, bulging state Vriska's deep sobs were peppered with relieved sighs, though the cascade of tears down her stained cheeks didn't cease for a moment. She slumped over, panting heavily, hands aching from squeezing, still burning a deep burn anally, but thankful that it was over, and desperate for a nap. Vriska raised an arm weakly, fumbling for the toilet roll. She found nothing, except an empty cardboard cylinder. But she was beyond caring. Regaining her strength for a moment, Vriska took to her feet, feeling them tingle as blood returned to her extremities. She pulled her pants up, staining her underwear brown with the dirty filth-water that had drenched her grey booty, and stumbled into her room to collapse on her bed. In the quiet moment before drifting off to sleep, she felt the agonizing pain of her cleft asshole once more, wincing herself into dreams more pleasant than being split in half by her own waste.
No.526276
No.526277
No.526281
wanna kiss a girl
or a boy
or some non-binary person
No.526283
>>526281
go kiss a dog at this point
No.526284
>>526283
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
No.526286
>>526281
>wanting to kiss someone
No! No! No! No! Nnooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
*Throws a chair through the window.*
Raurgh!! Rrrraaaaaaaaaaawwrrrrr!!!!
*Huff* Huff* *Huff* *Huff*
No.526287
i give myself an std scare everytime i kiss somebody i don't know super well
No.526288
PWWWWFFFFSSSSSHHHFFFWWWWWWW
No.526289
i liike to yell at off fans on the internet
No.526291
what is this new trend of taking old-ass threads and making them into generals
No.526293
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>>526263
best thing I've seen all day.
No.526294
>>526293
you must have really poor eyesight
No.526304
No.526310
which homestucks are most likely to subscribe to controversial real-world philosophies
No.526323
No.526330
>valve added whta looks like a map cycle list for comp match making
>2fort is on it
No.526335
Good God Almighty. Like back in the old days. You know, years ago they had the mods to tell you what to post, how to post it and you know whether it's story time or shilling but we just went in the thread and we did it. We had the bitcoins in the studio, of course, compliments of the company, and we just laid back and did it. So we hope you enjoy reading this thread half as much as we enjoyed posting it for you. Because we had a ball. Only real shitposting is gonna last, all the other bullshit is here today and gone tomorrow
No.526336
>>526335
#trushitpost4lyfe
No.526337
No.526338
>>526330
>2fort in comp
Bring in the tears
No.526340
is it okay for me to not care about bayonetta's story?
No.526341
>>526339
more epic attention for le wacky "I'm so obsessed and in love with this character i treat as a cumrag" man
No.526343
>>526340
well do you want to defend it on message boards?
No.526345
No.526346
No.526347
>>526343
i don't understand the question...
No.526348
>>526338
turbine is also on it
which is hype as FUCK
spawncamping the heck out of some weenies is gonna rule
No.526349
>>526348
is it actual turbine or "pro" turbine
Here's some comp maps for you, special delivery!
No.526350
>>526347
do you want to yell at bayonnetta haters on the internet?
No.526351
I like to yell at memers on the internet
No.526352
>>526341
>cumrag
There goes that buzzword again
No.526354
>>526349
i assume normal turbine because its just ctf_turbine
mapcycle_ladder.txt
cp_badlands
cp_granary
ctf_2fort
cp_foundry
ctf_turbine
cp_gullywash_final1
cp_snakewater_final1
No.526355
>>526345
he didn't say anything inaccurate
No.526356
No.526358
>>526354
Badlands, granary, gullywash and snakewater are the only ones I've ever seen played in "real" comp.
2fort and turbine in a "competitive" thing is hilarious, even though competitive itself is a joke.
I'm also a bit surprised comp people like 5 CP maps.
No.526359
>>526356
wesley is pleased
No.526365
No.526367
>>526360
you should have thrown in peridot for the jokes
No.526368
which fucking thread are we in
i'm gonna just start doubleposting in both if this shit isn't settled right the fuck NOW
No.526372
>>526367
hate the waifufag, not the waifu
No.526374
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No.526386
No.526387
I'm wondering if I should cave in and watch a walkthrough of undertale or wait until I get enough money to buy a computer, what do you guys think
No.526388
>>526387
pretty sure you can run undertale on a toaster
No.526390
>>526385
>>526384
actually he's still around a fair bit
he's in #farts sometimes and usually tf2g's irc
No.526391
>>526387
dang dude everythings going to be spoiled for you either way i guess
that blows
have you been phone/tabletposting all this time brah
No.526392
>>526388
I don't have a working computer
>>526391
Yeah I've been posting here on my phone
Black Friday is next week so I'll probably nab one there
No.526393
>>526392
>Black Friday is next week so I'll probably nab one there
oh good i can finally stop having to solve captchas
No.526394
>friend unironically thinks we should "nuke isis" to "show them we can kill a lot of people at once too"
cuckservatives...
No.526395
i want a redpilled gf
wants refugees killed gf
No.526397
i want a blue pulled gf
a libbycuck gf
No.526398
No.526399
>>526395
good you did the meme right, i'm proud of you
unlike THIS pitiful display
>>526397
No.526400
No.526403
No.526404
i want a green pilled gf
wants to bring earth into peace gf
No.526405
No.526406
>>526399
I fucking hate you
No.526407
No.526408
i want a brownpill gf
a tough pill swallowing gf
No.526409
i want a sissy bf
feminized missy bf
No.526410
i want a black pilled gf
a genocide of the human race gf
No.526412
>>526409
well memed A+
>>526404
>>526408
>>526410
critical meme execution error F-
No.526413
No.526414
No.526415
>>526413
>>526414
heh, maybe you should practice your memefu more, if failing causes you so much distress, idiots...
No.526416
why was the lowest grade in ddr an E, and why does it feel worse than hypothetically getting an F, which doesn't exist on the scale?
No.526417
No.526418
>>526416
an f is game over
No.526419
No.526421
No.526422
>>526392
oh in that case hold out for another week, that's not so bad
No.526423
>>526419
*performs a double vore on you*
No.526424
wish i knew about dfine before...
No.526425
No.526426
>>526423
*vores from the inside*
No.526427
yes hello, can i get a two large pizzas with pepperoni and homestuck on it with a coke please
No.526428
>>526427
comin right up
*takes a fat wwet shit all ovver a pizza*
No.526429
>>526426
*vores your vore*
No.526430
and don't forget the pineapp!
No.526431
>>526430
*drizzles some piss on it*
wwould you like anything else
No.526433
>>526431
a drawing of joey on the box!
No.526435
does anyone have that image of a guy reading the economist hidden under a hentai magazine
i need it for political reasons
No.526436
>>526433
*sticks finger dowwn throat*
*pukes all ovver the pizza box*
come again
No.526437
hey boss! i need tge gf please! le
No.526438
No.526439
>>526437
qué la fucko is tge
No.526441
No.526442
need an epic obsessive gf on the le quicks
No.526443
>>526441
same
gonna need to draw more smut to pay for this thing
No.526444
tge... trans-gendered elf??
No.526445
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>>526444
worth 80,000 in fine crystals. Let' smake it happen.
No.526448
>>526436
*mad that u beat her to it*
No.526450
File: 1447635617244.jpg (96.06 KB, 433x526, 433:526, undertale___sans_and_frisk….jpg)
No.526451
>>526448
*spreads ass*
*unleashes a wave of diarrhea all over you*
No.526452
>>526448
*pukes all ovver you too*
No.526453
holy fuck
this guy looks crazy as heck
No.526454
>>526453
is he wearin mascara
No.526455
No.526456
File: 1447635950531.png (525.34 KB, 1080x446, 540:223, tumblr_nwluboVEbi1qmylnlo1….png)
Let's draw a happy little explosion for them, little kit.
And I chose big fat cat tats btw
No.526457
>>526454
i dunno
it looks like someone went into a video game character creator and set the eye size and space between eyes scales to max
No.526461
>>526459
Leave the Wes alone...
No.526463
No.526464
No.526467
well i've read all of one punch man, watamote, and uq holder
i read faster than i thought
No.526468
>>526467
how's one punch man, it looks pretty goofy
No.526469
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>>526467
and so the time has come for your newest manga!
No.526471
art of tomoko smashing umaru with a sledgehammer when
No.526473
>>526469
oh right i forgot about umaru, should probably read that
>>526468
it's pretty good. the "actual" thing is just some webcomic scribbles apparently and then I think some other guy does most of the manga art
No.526476
>>526467
read Fujiyama-san wa shishunki next
its super cute
No.526478
>>526477
it's extremely epic on an uncontrollable level and some people can't handle that
No.526479
>>526477
it was the hot meme anime of last season so people got annoyed by it
umaru's a legitimate shithead too
No.526481
>>526476
>Fujiyama-san is 181 cm (Approx. 5' 11'') and she is the ace player for her school's volleyball team. Kanba-kun is 160 cm (Approx. 5' 3") and has known Fujiyama since their preschool years. With his prankster friends, Kanba peaks into the girl's locker room right when Fujiyama is undressing. From then on, he could not get the image of Fujiyama out of his mind, so he decides to ask her out. She says yes. Enjoy their naive and secretive relationship as Kanba ogles his tall girlfriend in many different situations.
eh maybe
No.526482
No.526484
>>526483
to be honest umaru is probably a worse person than wesley
she apparently becomes less of a shithead later on though
No.526485
No.526488
>>526483
you know how in dragon ball when they try to scan someone's powerlevel with the scouter but the power level is so high that the scouter just explodes in puff of smoke
umaru is like that for people
they just can't handle how great it is and don't know how to respond, so they just explode in an angry outburst
No.526489
please don't be mean to wesley
No.526491
No.526494
>>526492
>manly_tears_plays_in_the_snow.gif
No.526495
No.526496
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No.526501
>>526496
hey everyone
phantos is a furry
No.526502
vfan is basically a little ball of poop
No.526504
>>526501
a furry who jerks it to weight gain porn smh...
No.526505
No.526507
No.526508
>>526502
then...
wesley x vfan confirmed?
No.526512
Vfan masturbating to wesley
No.526518
No.526520
why has the neppersposting been kicked into overdrive
No.526521
>you'll never be a scatman
No.526523
footlust is an affectation
No.526524
*puts the nepperposter into sleep mode*
No.526526
>>526525
see? the same kind of people who smoke to appear more "interesting" also pretend to be attracted to feet.
No.526529
clothes don't work like that
No.526530
Lads
Guess who just got invited to a threesome
Hint: it's me
No.526533
how the mcwug are you 'sposed to scan foil
No.526534
>>526530
sexhavers get out
to the tune of let it go
ree-e-eee
ree-e-eee
reeeeeeeeeeee
No.526535
>>526532
Good to know
>>526534
But I'm not a sexhaver, not yet at least
No.526536
>>526534
i read it to epona's song instead
No.526538
yall need to get on my level
i took 3 shits today and i feel another one coming on
No.526539
the legend of zelda: the ree of time
No.526540
>>526538
>not enjoying the pain of holding in shit
No.526541
Vfan probably hasn't even had a threesome, lol
No.526545
No.526547
my favorite animal crossing character is REEse.
No.526549
>>526547
i don't like anyone of them once i realize there are only like 8 templates for everyone
No.526550
*sucks the toes right off of your foot*
*swallows them*
No.526551
>>526549
reese is a shopkeeper, she's unique!
No.526553
No.526556
ONE, normies get out ree
TWO, normies get out ree
THREE, normies get out ree
FFFOUURRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.526557
No.526558
No.526559
*struts around with easy steps*
No.526561
>>526560
i recognize the left two, but who's that onset-stages-of-numale lookin guy on the right
No.526563
>>526560
don't laugh, you're marrying one
No.526564
[11/14/2015 11:33:23 PM] Vfan: Tbh it's at a point where hsg is so fucking shit that I don't even think it's worth shitting in
[11/14/2015 11:33:36 PM] Vfan: I am moving on with my life now and only posting in this skype chat
x3
No.526568
>>526565
it's always been legal for men to marry girls
No.526572
No.526573
>>526570
itty bitty kitty titty
No.526574
No.526575
>>526574
if everyone only used lossy formats after a few years all of the music will start to sound like shit
No.526578
No.526580
No.526583
>>526575
but lossy formats only lose information when transcoded.
No.526584
time to get moving
>>526242
No.526585
>>526529
Looks like a chill party, I'm down.
No.526586
>>526504
What don't I jerk it to, anymore? Oh right, kids.
Thanks Homestuck.
No.526591
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No.526597
Goodnight everybody, have a good week okay?
It's scary out there.
No.526692