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No.524467
pearl will say fuck when the hiatus ends
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>>524472
pearl doesn't drink
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>>524473
so that's why she's so thirsty
No.524476
pearl will die having my baby
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>>524476
not if I cuck you...
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>>524477
>>524476
either way she dies
it's a win for everyone
No.524480
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pearl is the superior gem
No.524481
>"oh this image is really cute i'd really like it as avatar"
>check source of picture
>loli porn
huuuuuuuh
i'm not sure about this now
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>>524481
what's your definition of cute...
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>>524481
post the picture
the icon not the full sauce
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No.524486
Pearl is a good reminder to not Stay Thirsty, My Friends.
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>>524487
ok yeah thats p cute
and not gross
just use it what do you care
No.524491
who do you think will be confirmed for smash
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No.524495
*GRIS friend's avatar*
*it's loli porn*
*silently remove friend*
No.524496
I want to play Joey's game!
No.524498
Joey, your game feels so good!
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>>524496
you can play joeyquest anytime you want anon
No.524501
listen brain, in the last 24 hours I've gotten a good eight hours sleep, I've eaten vegetables and adequate protein, and I've taken my pills consistently. what more do you want from me
No.524502
>>524501
stop poisoning yourself will pills fam
embrace the sickness
get down with it
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>>524501
go for a drive
try speeding
No.524509
I'll never be able to play fallout 4 so I'm watching an LP
No.524510
>>524509
why le shitty mcclitty wouldn't you be able to play it
let's plays are the great satan
No.524512
can you be pregnant anime yet
No.524513
>>524510
My computer is shit
No.524514
what does soylent taste like
No.524516
>>524514
dont do soylent
just dont
No.524517
>>524514
Joey's cotton candy semen
No.524518
what does joey's butthole taste like
No.524519
and so the time for my all-soylent diet has finally come!
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>>524514
it tastes like the testosterone leaving your body
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No.524526
how do i fight the Cuck Force
No.524527
mighty morphin numale rangers
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>>524518
butterscotch cinnamon pie
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>>524518
battery acid
because flashlight, is the joke
No.524532
>>524517
but joey is a girl...
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No.524534
>see /fringe/ in top board list
>its not about the show
into the trasherino
No.524535
how do we get rid of ae for good
No.524536
>>524535
he's basically just gollum
can't get rid of him without getting rid of his precious
No.524537
>>524534
They don't even like when people ask about the show, dude
>>524532
Says who?
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>>524540
a vault where everyone must spit in a bucket in order to procreate
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>>524544
Well Joey's knee-knocking balls disagree
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No.524550
*is super smug about having a butthole*
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>>524553
fuck off skypenig
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No.524556
how do we clean this place from the besmirchment of skype
how do we wipe skype
No.524557
>>524556
Kill the skype! Sacrifice the skype!
No.524558
>>524556
white phosphorus should do the trick...
No.524559
don't trust grant
he's a skypenig in disguise
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No.524562
Ok but
Look at this pupper
No.524563
skypenigs are essentially cyclons
living among us, silently, sinisterly
No.524564
>>524559
i serve none but to rock
No.524565
i think my most endearing trait is that i'm an awful shitmouth who constantly contradicts himself and flipflops on behavior and who i like
No.524566
i serve none but the cock
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*falls into the libcuckian sea*
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>>524576
i am
maybe
maybe not
maybe i could really do it if I USED FUCKING TUMBLR
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>>524577
why would someone use the word reblogging for a thing unrelated to tumblr
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>>524579
it's like using the "like" button from facebook right? all the social stuff have the same call to action buttons
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>>524584
what is that fuckin anime porn
No.524586
>>524585
what? where do you see anime porn?
No.524587
redpill me on glub's giant tits
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No.524590
I'M EXTREMELY ANGRY!
GRR!!
No.524591
>>524590
this but unironically
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No.524593
>>524592
people getting extremely angry
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No.524598
are you sure the real you
is you
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No.524601
>>524600
Can't do that, fox
No.524602
I'm still upset that none of bethesda's fallout games have cars you can drive
No.524603
>>524602
why
it'd be so buggy and awful
No.524604
>>524602
I remember a video of how they did a moving train in fallout 3 I think
it was literally a npc with a train instead of head, running very fast.
No.524605
>>524603
>bethesda's horses
Now imagine driving a CAR up a mountain
Yes please
No.524606
>>524605
see that's the thing with bethesda
you think you want a no-brainer feature like horses, but then they actually add the feature and you find out that for some reason they just didn't code physics for the horse and it can gallop up 89 degree slopes
it's like a monkeys paw where every feature you wish for that is actually granted is going to be so full of bugs and bizarre broken shit that the game would have been better off without it
No.524607
im sure someone will port horses from skyrim to fallout 4
No.524608
>>524607
what if they convert them to bikes
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>>524607
>skyrim realistic horse buttholes mod will be compatible with fallout 4
No.524610
>talking about video games
are you people 12?
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>>524610
Well we can only talk about how delicious pearl's dick looks for so long
No.524613
>>524610
yeah let's talk about gun control
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No.524616
this dog is up for adoption at my local animal shelter
he kinda looks like frankerZ!
No.524617
>>524616
this is an epic dog
No.524618
>>524616
make him our new meme
No.524619
why is there so much ass in this season of american horror story
every other frame is someone's butt
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>>524619
what's this one even about
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>>524622
a hotel full of killer ghosts and vampires
No.524625
man
there's a lot of useless clutter on my hdd
like i must have accidentally pressed the pcsx2 screenshot key too many times because ive got a lot of 30+ mb screenshots
No.524626
>>524624
with nice ghost butt?
No.524627
>>524626
the ghosts look like regular people
no spooky butt
No.524628
me want sleep
but me need study
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No.524630
>>524612
You say that, buuuuuuut...
No.524631
>>524628
trust me fam, book learning will get you nothing but trouble
No.524632
>>524616
itty bitty doggy peeny
No.524633
>>524632
do not size shame my dogger friend...
No.524634
>>524633
it's a visual peeny
you can see how bitty it is
No.524635
>>524631
you make good point...
No.524636
keyfoods veggies are kankered abominations
No.524637
i am going to 'dopt him... i will save babyZ from the shelter... i will save him from the size queens........
No.524638
hot pearl on pearl action
No.524639
wanna stick my tongue in pupper's nosehole..
No.524640
>>524637
you gotta let hsg pick the name via dubs
as is tradition
No.524641
>>524640
dubs are too easy to get now tho
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>>524642
the dice can be manipulated newfag...
No.524645
 | Rolled 69 (1d99) |
check the2e dub2 boy2
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No.524648
nibbling joey's flappy labiae
No.524649
I'm feeling meaty.
Really flesh-like.
Lumpish and full of substance.
No.524650
>>524647
maybe you should go over to cuckchan if you want to be spoonfed
No.524651
>>524650
maybe you should kill yourself if you unironically use the term cuckchan
No.524652
>>524651
mad little cuckold goes directly to death threats, typical
No.524653
>>524650
holy shit fuck off crossface
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No.524656
jeez i'm really horny but i'm at work
i don't wanna try beating off in the bathroom because what if they catch me
do you think they'd let me go home sick with a case of the aids?
No.524657
| Rolled 1 (1d1) |
look at me guys i'm an epic hacker and before your very eyes i will roll a 1
check it boyz
No.524658
>>524657
that's not dubs...
No.524659
stop arguing about dice, it doesn't change time or space
if i let hsg name it, it would just end up as joey anyway
No.524660
>>524653
make me fag
oh right, you cant
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No.524662
>>524652
>telling someone to go kill themselves is the same as a death threat
it's wonk all over again
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>>524659
if I got the dubs, i would call it bernard
No.524664
*sips at pumpkin spice latte while listening to avenged sevenfold*
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No.524667
hsg used to be good
*drags from vape machine*
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>>524663
i dont know if i would be comfortable with my dog being a berniecuck...
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>>524664
get better taste in things that aren't lattes
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>>524668
what? you don't want fake socialism?
oh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
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>>524667
hsg was never good!
never!
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>>524671
maybe name your dog after this guy
No.524675
did someone already suggest joey
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>>524671
Notice: with this post, your image "Boniface_IV.jpg" has become an Official HSG Meme™.
It has been added to the database of HSG Memes™. Congratulations!
No.524679
shit
i called the place to ask about bernieZ and some fuckboy already adopted him
fucking asshole you were supposed to mine
fuck fuck fuck i HATE bernieZ
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>>524679
don't blame the dogger for your own failures you cuck
No.524682
i hope one day i can save enough hsg meme points to buy a ticket to the hsg meme museum
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>>524679
find him and kidnap him
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>>524679
steal the dog
it's justice
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>>524679
track down and eliminate the gay
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No.524687
As a child I was hit. A lot. It caused some issues and I think quite a few screws to come loose. There was one time when I didn't want to practice piano. My dad kicked me multiple times when I was on the ground while yelling at me/calling me ungrateful etc. I remember another when I had a female friend in my food (we were probably 9 or 10) when he grabbed me by the throat and screamed in my face about not letting girls there, because I needed to focus on school work and other things. I didn't even know what sex WAS at that point. And so my life went on. The corporal punishment let off after a while and my dad has definitely cooled down. He's not a bad guy, just doesn't know how to handle stress. But I digress.
This (I think) caused me to develop a sort of kind towards masochism, or at least a want to be dominated, which are parts of the fetish. Now, I generally like soft vore however I've been trying to wean myself off of it (with a lot of success) as of late. Apart from that is the intimacy and protection part of the fetish. Again, I like the vore where someone DOESN'T die (In this case the person is either not digested b/c magic or the predator simply regurgitating etc); trust me, the idea of hard vore or shitting someone out absolutely disgusts me, go figure. But in that position as the "prey" you can feel safe and protected and intimate with your partner, and that's I think where the other part comes in with my liking of it. Overall, i am frustrating with the fact that I find it arousing so I've been looking at hard vore in order to disgust myself enough to dislike it. It's been working pretty well so far.
I'm not looking for sympathy, just trying to explain this as best I can.
No.524688
the fucking animal center only put up his picture a few hours ago, how is this even possible
bernie.... no......
No.524689
>>524687
you arent him
fuck off
No.524690
I'm rather well-known in my neighborhood for being a practitioner of beastiality. I have no reason to shy away from how God made me. I'm proud to be who I am, and so are my friends and family. When people react negatively when I tell them that I have sexual relationships with animals, that's solely their own fault and problem for being bigotted. Bestiality rights is the next issue that we as a nation must bring into the public eyes, legalize, and normalize. When YOU can tell YOUR parents that you're a zoophile and enjoy the sexual company of animals, AND they take it with no more emotional consideration than if you told them you are heterosexual and enjoy the company of your wife, we'll have succeeded.
In how many years do you think our sexual orientation, bestiality, will become accepted in society?
And will you stand up for your rights and join our E.F.A. (Equality for All) organization?
http://www.equalityforall.net/en/
No.524691
>>524687
how do you feel about unbirth
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>>524692
please watch your language!
this is a family-friendly board uwu
No.524694
>mom wants two purebred pups for christmas
uh
>our old pupper died earlier this year
uh...........
No.524695
Phantos please buy me fallout for
No.524696
direct soon fellow memers
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>>524695
jon dont be a parasite
just torrent it
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>>524699
like 20 minutes from now
No.524702
You non-dog owners act like it's so hard to get fresh warm dog shit. It isn't. Here's how I do it:
1) Buy a reflective orange vest. You can get them for like $10 at any hardware store. Also get a bucket.
2) Go to a dog park.
3) Find people walking dogs that you like, and if they're holding bags of dog shit just ask them "hi folks, I can take that bag of poop from you if you want"
4) 95% of the time they'll gladly give it to you. They'll think you're working for the park because of the vest and bucket.
5) Throw the bag of shit in your bucket and repeat until your buckets full.
No.524703
whew, do i have a lot of peri posts to catch up on!
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>>524704
crossposting from a /zoo/ animal scat thread
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>>524702
>>524703
oh ok
i get it now
No.524709
>everytime i post peridot, someone else has posted something related to shit beforehand
this isn't fucking fair
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>>524709
face it dude, she's like a shit magnet
a fecal fairy
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No.524713
ok looking at this photo of a guy pressing his face into a horse's shitting asshole has me thinking that animal scat may well be worst fetish of all time
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>>524716
i instantly regret clicking that
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No.524719
TP HD is cool I guess
the new mystery dungeon is cool, it has all pokemon except for volcanion, but he's not official yet
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>>524716
>elephant dicks everywhere
Why
No.524721
>>524719
>Pokemon
>volcanion
LET ME GUESS
ITS ANOTHER DOG THAT IS FIRE OR FIRE/STONE OR FIRE/GROUND
No.524722
>>524717
suck it up pussy
some people get off eating a big honking mouthful of horse dookey, its mostly digested grass anyways
also its not even animated, not like one guy one jar or two girls one cup
No.524723
>instead of animal crossing wii u, we get animal party
gr9
No.524724
>>524713
that's gross
but if you think about it, jamming his face directly into a shit-spewing horse butthole has probably been that guy's dream for a large part of his life
and he got to live it
kind of inspiring
No.524726
>>524723
animal crossing sucks anyway
No.524727
>>524723
hey at least it has actual gameplay in it aside from the less-than-mario-party thing thing
No.524728
>>524725
Also he's Fire/Water, not Fire/Stone or Fire/Ground
No.524729
so
FAST racing is just F-Zero, right?
No.524730
what the fuck was that bill eating donuts thing
i mean i know it was yokai watch but like
what
No.524731
>>524730
i dunno dude
is that game any good, everyone i've heard talk about it it's like pokemon but literally for 4 year olds
No.524732
>>524731
It killed Pokemon in Japan, apparently.
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No.524734
it's punished mewtwo, right?
No.524735
>>524732
I've heard that, but I think pokemon focuses more on actual kids in Japan
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>>524738
gale of darkness was a good game
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>>524737
>60bux for a digital game
>no manual, no case, tied to one account, limited to five consoles using your account
>not compatible with the next console
No.524742
>>524740
pokken fighters
the new fire emblem game
No.524743
>literally what if zelda was a girl: the character
>linkle
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i wanna see linkle tinkle
No.524747
I'm still gonna end up buying all of the new fire emblems
No.524748
at least bravely default was confimed for 'early' in the year
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No.524750
what the hell was that yaoi guy's face overlaid on lucario's
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No.524752
CLOUD CONFIRMED FOR SMASH
CLOUD CONFIRMED FOR SMASH
CLOUD CONFIRMED FOR SMASH
CLOUD CONFIRMED FOR SMASH
CLOUD CONFIRMED FOR SMASH
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No.524754
>Zelda unbirthing link
>grows a link-sized dick
>cockvores navi
>shejaculates navi into malon
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>>524753
>>524752
>>524751
cloud and smash aren't even made by the same corporate overlords
No.524757
honestly did not expect final fantasy to ever get into smash
pretty le epic, he looks good as fresh hecky too
No.524759
>>524758
Wait cloud is actually in smash?
Did they not fuck up enough with dissidia duodecim?
No.524760
>>524754
would read the erotic fanfiction
No.524761
i wonder if whenever cloud talks subtitles show up in the game too
No.524762
>>524759
yep.
looks like he'll have a limit gauge that slowly fills, and when it does you can limit break any of your smash attacks to make them much stronger. so a limit breaking on an up smash will make you go much higher, shit like that.
he is yet another anime swordsman in a roster already way over-saturated by them so that kinda sucks butthole
No.524763
>fucking
>cloud
no no no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO N O NO ==AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHGGGHHFHGGGGHHHHHHHHHHSHH==
No.524764
>>524761
An old deaf bartender somewhere smiles when cloud walks in
And reads the subtitles
No.524765
>literally another anime swordsman
>his final smash is just a reskin of ike's or someone
No.524766
if they wanted to use a square character why not one whos been on nintendo systems
why not....sora
No.524767
>>524765
but dude, he's the anime swordsman!
No.524768
>>524766
sora has no personality tho
No.524769
>>524766
>ff7
>NOT originally a 64DD title
What
No.524770
>>524767
I disagree. Gourry is.
No.524771
>>524766
or uh
maybe
that one forgotten character that everyone loved
the one square keeps hostage in a basement
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn
No.524772
>>524728
stone is not a type you cuckold
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No.524776
mario rpg was a good game but the only thing people remember about it is forest maze
No.524777
i wanted to replay dragon quest 8 without ps2 loading times :')
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>>524775
the point is you're a cuckold
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No.524781
someone make new thread please
No.524782
>sony announces their biggest exclusive
>gets main character as dlc in a competitors game on the competitors system
bravo cucktendo
No.524783
boyfriend confirmed for smash
No.524784
>>524782
it's a pretty good idea on nintendo's part imo b/c it lets them ride sony's coattails
No.524785
the only reason to play smash is setting full cpu matches with peach vs zelda vs zero suit samus vs jigglypuff so i can watch as inspiration to write my lesbian bdsm nintendo fanfictions
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No.524788
literally put goku in smash
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No.524791
>>524788
tbu
(this but unironically)
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No.524942
its free leech so i have nothing to lose i guess