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KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!
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>>492601
stop posting gunes
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>>492601
stop posting randumb bullshit
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>>492608
i deleted it
the thread was just getting too awful
hopefully vfan and æ are still stuck there
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>>492610
ae posted in khan's thread
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>>492610
anon, all the threads are awful. stop being a bitch.
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>>492613
it was an extra kind of awful
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am abstract kind of awful
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At least I got cider and apple sugar donuts...
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>tfw you realize you've been listening to the tem shop theme for 30 minutes
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>>492622
I can take my trip off ;)
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>>492625
why it's fucking shit
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>>492626
I filtered your flag
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>leave for 20 minutes and come back to people STILL impersonating me
i kind of like this
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>>492627
i was doing other shit and kinda forgot it was playing
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>>492628
i can change flags ;)
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>>492631
yes, keep impersonating me!
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>>492630
Dogsong is better
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my mom's computer is getting adsense for touhou figs o_O
No.492644
it took her an hour to realize the thread was deleted
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>>492642
it wasn't even grant, or a mod. us anons can fly solo. we're tired of dealing with your bullshit, rat bitch, now is our counterattack.
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>>492647
how's that for a taste of our power? are you sorry yet? you will be...
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my skin flap on my armpit is growing. should i be worried?
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>>492657
what if u suck my peepee
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i want to lesbian myself all over vfan
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vfan how long is your clitoris
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this
*piano falls from a thirteenth story window*
is my macro-clit
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>>492665
if youre going to be putting it inside me i want to know so i can prepare
No.492668
a clit the size of a used cigar
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clit so big it's got a thumbprint
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Passing clits out like cheap cigars
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>palestinian thirsty for jewish clit
idunno its just funny to me
No.492678
what if we all did what ae's done and pretended to have a creepy obsession with a trip
you think maybe we could drive them out like that
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>>492678
what if you ate my ass
No.492681
>tfw a hot girl will never tenderly eat you out
i just want a functioning clit and vag fam
just for a day
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No.492683
i want vfan to step on me!
No.492684
>MtF trannies who call themselves futas, traps or dickgirls
No.492685
*drags you by your monster clit*
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>>492684
whats wrong with that? o.o
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>>492680
and i suppose we can't make you leave through arousal
hurry up and get tired of this place
No.492688
>cissies who get upset and start throwing fits
No.492690
*snaps ever tightening elastic bands around clit*
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>>492687
>wanting vfan to leave
nigger what
No.492692
a kebab but the skewer is vfan's clit and the meat are hsg posters
No.492693
>>492691
I want you to leave
No.492695
when will the israeli airstrikes hit ae
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>>492693
if i sleep right now ill get 5 hours and 30 minutes of sleep but i might miss out on some vfan posts
>>492694
what do you have against flattery
No.492699
let's get putin to kill ae
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>>492700
what a shitty cryptid
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*hugs vfan one last time before going to bed*
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artistic depiction of trumpo being mauled by clintorcas
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>>492719
is that even a question
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>>492719
does the pope shit in the woods
No.492722
>>492720
he could have some other mental disorder
No.492723
What's your favorite ABBA song
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>>492719
hes a muslim
that should answer your query
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>>492727
boy, you're just living the dream in pretty much every way, aren't you
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>>492729
*points as if telling on you to teacher*
u tumblr u tumblr
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>>492730
has anyone ever posted this that didn't have a tumblr account
in before
>but everyone has one
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>>492733
Everyone who has a tumblr is a tumor
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tumblr is infinitely better than 4chan/8chan
No.492742
>tfw playing shining lights even in death
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>>492741
Why don't you go there then
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>>492743
becuz i love u!!! x3
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>>492745
Why
You don't know me
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>>492753
this but unironically
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I like to yell at cucks on the internet
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>>492756
why does the end look like that
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>>492756
Duuuude... GuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuNs!
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>>492757
the shooty end or the back end
the shooty end has a cookie cutter muzzle break
the back end just doesn't have a real stock because it's an AR pistol and the owner doesn't have an SBR stamp
No.492767
I swear I'm not a pedo, this character who looks like a 6 year old is actually a 2000 year old ancient demon!
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>>492769
Let's see how that holds up in court
No.492772
my thoughts are misguided and a little naive
i twitch and i salivate like with myxomatosis
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>>492766
what is a muzzle break for
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>>492773
it redirects the gasses from the barrel and reduces recoil and muzzle climb while firing rapidly
some of them also make the gun loud as hell just because
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Being completely honest loli isn't illegal just gross
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>>492779
it actually is illegal in some states
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>>492777
Someone equally terrible who doesn't piss you off
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nice
nice
nice
nice
nice
nice
nice
nice
nice
nice
nice
nice
nice
nice
nice
nice
nice
nice
nice
nice
nice
nice
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nice
nice
nice
nice
nice
nice
nice
nice
nice
nice
nice
nice
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Wasn't it actually Vfan who tried to justify the fact that she's a pedo
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>>492792
lots of people have tried that here
hellstrider
pom
wonk
wesley
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Vriska "I'd rape Willow Smith" fanX
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>>492796
people memeing about peridot being small
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>>492797
and loud, and generally obnoxious. like a child.
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>>492797
>memeing
yeah keep on believing that pedo
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fact: wesley wants to fug a certified kindergartener.
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>>492798
No, the gun would be the one raping
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peridot's sweet, tight pussy
No.492807
what if krillin successfully chopped frieza in half with his destructo disc
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>>492808
all the pedos got caught
No.492810
>you'll never date a ct spiderperson
damn
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>>492809
were we the only non-pedos
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>>492813
So you're a pedo and the only thing that's holding you back is social expectations, got it
No.492821
>shia labeouf arrested for public intoxication
looks like he just did it
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>>492827
Literal kiddy fiddler
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>>492832
Oh, sorry, the correct term is "ephebophile"...
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>>492837
ｓとｐusing hsg as a reblog platform
No.492839
hello my epic little boys...
daddy's home
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actually, it's pronounce vfan cross
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im so cool
damn
like
wow
yeah....
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>>492845
if you're so cool how come vfan isn't repelled by your presence
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>>492847
coming out as a pedo and woomyposter in the same day...
No.492850
if i had some pictures of bees saved i would be posting them right fucking now
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>>492848
because of vfan's disgusting lust towards me
No.492855
*snorts dick right off body*
No.492858
if i can just attract attention, i'll be accepted
No.492861
girls love my vascularity
source: females and their oozy cuncuns
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>>492864
it's no fun for anyone if the images aren't epic, you know.
No.492867
Hi HSG, it's me. How have you been?
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wish i had more epic vidya /b/oys so they could play this epic space ninja game with me...
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>>492867
i've been epic!
in fact, i'm going to get spat on soon!
No.492872
phantos, darling, how have you been...
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No.492874
I guess the worst part is not knowing, for a friend.
Anyone else having a night?
Or is this really just me getting caught in CAPTCHA all night.
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why should I live when HE must die?
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Hmmm decisions decisions.
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*thinking out loud*
whose cock shall I slurp today
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>>492896
i'll rather die than hand my memes over to you, sweet bro
*stuffs all the memes down my throat*
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Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian
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>>492900
hot chocolatey milk
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>>492903
the hot new memegame
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i always get so anxious when i ask my friend to skype
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>>492903
super mario 64 ds
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>>492905
do you wish you and your friend were more than friends ;)?
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>>492912
(in undertale whisper voice)
be honest with your feelings
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>>492913
(in my voice)
fuck off
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>>492913
うndertale whisper voice?
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>>492916
ahaha that nigga look like he a pancake
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>>492916
yeah thats fake
it also took me forever to notice
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>>492922
so you're saying that there isnt a LOSS of humour
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>>492903
torrenting da: inquisition as we speak, just got a friend to load my world state from the other two
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>>492903
i'm tired of getting my ass kicked at primals ex fights
also only one content until heavens content
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>>492930
this nep have too many faces
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you know what ice cream flavor is just *kisses fingertips* mwah?
mocha fudge
fuckin. yum
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you know what pizz flavor is just *kisses fingertips* mwah?
pineapp
fuckin. yum
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>>492936
>mocha fudge
thats what they call my ass
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>>492938
can I eat your ass?
No.492941
you know what butthole flavor is just *kisses fingertips* mwah?
spicy guacamole
fuckin. yum
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>>492936
personally I prefer cum-flavored ice cream
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I love fuckin straight delicious vanilla icecream with a hint of chocolate and walnuts
No.492945
reminder that pineapple on the pizz is a sin
put mayo instead
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>>492945
is this some kind of sick joke
No.492948
baby i just ate burger king
i'm gonna make my booty guac colored, just for you
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>>492947
what you do not know yet is that this nep is dead
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would you put pineapple on a nep?
no
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>>492945
You fucking savage.
No.492952
I'd put a bullet on a nep
No.492953
I'm eating bbq chicken pizza from this local pizza place and it is absolutely to die for holy shit. I'm eating the whole damn pizza.
get fat with me hsg
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>>492949
do you not see that z motherfucker
the unconscious alphabet goes z = sleeping and x= dead you piece of shit
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im eatin leftover turkey and pickles
we had thanksgiving din today it was gud
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>>492953
did you fuckin say bbq chicken?
Youre a savage. A the pizz is only to be made with tomato sauce. NOTHING ELSE.
No alfredo sauce. No BBQ sauce.
You don't deserve a the pizz ever again for eating that GARBAGE
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>>492956
snuggle with my belly instead while I rub pizza over your body
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all i ate today was a bowl of cereal and some wheat thins
livin the life
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weight gain porn featuring vfan
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>>492963
like you had pride to begin with
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>>492963
how does it taste
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>>492959
will you shut the fuck up khan jesus christ
No.492969
i can't tell if somebody's making fun of khan or if he's actually this goofy
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>>492968
this but you, and replace kanh with vfan, and jesus christ with cheese and crackers
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>>492969
I'm actually this goofy
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>>492970
after I'm done with this pizza I'm coming for you
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>>492969
except it's mostly me getting my goofyness out so i can act semi normal IRL
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>>492972
just try and get past my croc infested moat
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>>492972
Didn't the last time you did this you got "raped"
Or was that a story you just made up?
I can never tell with you
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vfan is too ugly to be raped tbh
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>>492976
khan for the last time I told you to shut the fuck up now go be a good dog and follow my commands, you're supposed to be trained.
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>>492972
come for this
*grabs dick*
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>>492972
dammit fatty
what did we tell you about those pipes
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I'm going to eat all of you tonight
I'm going to get so full..............................
No.492986
speaking of rape
damn, he rapes the sax <3
-youtube comment
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>>492980
I don't take orders from people with 90 degree eyebrows
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I only take orders from people with precisely 122 degree eyebrows
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>>492988
I don't take shit from people who buy $10,000 computers.
No.492992
khan plays so perfectly into the "bigoted male raised by pastor" stereotype"
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>>492992
so hes a closet homo
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123 degree eyebrows? don't fuckin talk to me
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>>492992
But I am a male raised by a pastor?
I guess I'm kinda bigotted and I could be less so, I'm honestly working on that, but it's taking time.
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No.493004
I always imagine lapis anon as actual lapis shitposting
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>>493004
thats my goal
>>493006
chill your autism peepee
>>493007
mercury
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>>493009
you're lucky i find guns neat to look at
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>>493007
I think I liked the red one the best
but the blue one had the prettiest theme
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>>493009
ban sako for gun posting
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>>493018
this but unironically
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>>493014
we are more similar than different..........................
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>>493020
this but unironically
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>>493023
are you both ugly
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>>493020
shit i can't type I ment it WASNT ironic in the first place
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>>493025
we are the same > : )
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*shitposts in the same manner as vfan and moody*
*gets annoyed when people notice it*
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i know the secwet twick to get repwies.... :3c
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>>493041
do this face >:)
or this :3c
No.493046
I can't wait till vfan ODs during a drug fueled sex bender
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>>493044
is it as ugly as your face?
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>>493044
eating cats is mean :(
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>>493048
nevermind don't come near me you reply like a retord
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>>493051
isn't acting like a retord like 110% of your posts?
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>>493053
no but it's apparently yours
No.493057
sponge killing women and creating an ellen page mask from their faces so he can complete the transformation.
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>>493055
I can't wait till your asshole is as loose as your pussy
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>>493057
why would i kill multiple women for that
anyway that wouldn't be enough because it doesn't end at the face
it'd be easier if i could just possess her
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>>493061
Thats a hemorrhoid you idiot
No.493064
i would kiss a hemorrhoid
No.493067
in my fantasies, i don't kill the girl, she kills me...
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No.493071
oh dear, a hemorrhoid... ?
a painful ailment indeed...
you know what they say helps... ?
oh, just a few kissies...
No.493072
i have to eat beef flavored ramen
i hate beef flavored ramen!!!
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>>493070
wholy shit flashbacks
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I have to eat Joey!
I love Joey!
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i wish i could beg a cute girl not to eat me alive
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>>493079
you know what you have to do
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>>493081
no I meant have a reasonable discussion with them and try to make them see the other way...wow vfan
No.493084
how do we call the cops on vfan
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there is literally nothing wrong with trump
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this is literally vfan's asshole
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the legend of dildo
a link to the ass
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>>493090
Don't fucking shoot people for dissenting opinions
this isn't the USSR you fucking commie
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i risked life and limb to get a picture of this vehicle in front of me
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>>493091
that came out wrong
here we go
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No.493100
When is the US going to Balkanize
soon I hope
No.493102
I fucking love you. I love how you instantly recognized the gif from that single frame and then find it so fast that you could post it before me.
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i want trump to become president because then we'll get to the epic edgy cyberpunk corporate-controlled world faster
No.493107
I want edgy middle class communists to leave tbh
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>>493100
You realize that, youre fucking fantasies about balkanization are horrible. In the actual balkanization over 140k people died and half a million were displaced and you want THAT to happen in a country whose states are so codependent on each other that if one of them fails it would bring the one surrounding them down with them?
The US will never balkanize and if you think that "it'll be good for the nation" youre an idiot. KILL YOURSELF
Youre worse than cletus.
At least cletus's views only hurt is crippled cousin. You views hurt everyone
No.493110
I want to pump the president's butt full of my cum
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>>493107
I want underaged anarchist gun nuts to leave tbh
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>>493112
dude you're way edgier than sako
No.493115
I want everybody with opinions on politics to leave
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>>493112
I have friends though??
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>>493111
yes it's pretty funny
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>>493118
meant for >>493109
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>>493119
i'm his friend...
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>>493119
I have friends now though???
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>>493124
how would vfan know? why are you asking her
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vfan do you not trust yourself with dangerous objects?
No.493133
>>493130
do you not trust a professionally trained pilot to fly an aircraft
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>>493119
didnt egghead tell you to stop dragging her into arguments on hsg.........
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>>493131
my mom and dad aren't my friends
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>>493133
I am terrified of heights
I'm aware my fear is irrational
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>>493132
oh no this might be the worst goofball pic
No.493139
Theory: Sako is actually CIA after he survived the plane crash which gave him a PTSD related to planes
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>>493136
what is the meaning of this
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>>493138
it frightens me
sh-she looks so scared
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>>493132
whats wrong with the goofballs parents
No.493145
wasn't BA Baraccas afraid of flying too?
No.493146
i wish i had a goofy little goofball to put in costumes
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>>493142
to be fair that is some straight up drug outta dA dregs freaky ass shit
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>>493147
no that's jews
the talmud forbids actually doing anything productive
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>>493147
This trolling attempt is bizzare, since it's been well established that I have a job and often fly into a screaming rage about how much Uncle Sam is taking a bite out of my paycheck to keep degenerates alive as a democrat voting bloc. It would be like me making fun of you for having huge tits, you know what I'm saying?
No.493157
[Homer Simpson voice] huge tits...
*drools*
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>>493154
brokenspacebar out here, roasting bitches! grilling cunts! frying jewesses!
No.493159
>>493157
i didn't know i could recollect the homer drool sfx so clearly, but i guess i can
thanks anon
No.493160
>>493158
with a side of mustard, dogg
word.
No.493161
vfan could you please act a little smarter
alternatively, don't
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>>493164
>chaz will never come back to draw you tiddies and roxykitten again
No.493169
i wanna drink her boobysweat, hsg!
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No.493172
is there any reason to still use hsg
even one reason
a single reason
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>>493172
decide the answer for yourself, then kill yourself anyways
No.493178
goodnight niggers & faggots
No.493179
vfan is a niggercunt and i hope she gets raped again
No.493180
what's chaz doing anyway
still working on furry commissions
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>>493172
why not
where else would i shitpost
No.493184
what happens when two subs get intimate with eachother
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>>493182
where'd you find this picture of moody
No.493186
i hope moody tries to kill himself but fails and ends up half-retarded for the rest of his life
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>>493184
pretty sure they just get mad aggressive at each other and turn away in frustration because subs always seem to be really picky about how they wanna be dominated
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>>493186
may i screencap this, sir?
No.493189
I saw a tranny in real life today. He got a glass of wine and there was a fruit fly in it when I poured it soI just picked it out with my fingers instead of pouring a new glass. Owned.
No.493190
he didnt message me at all this weekend.............................
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>>493189
>serving a tranny
i bet you smiled at them too, you beta faggot
No.493193
>>493191
thank you my kind gemtlemen
No.493194
i'd like to serve a tranny...
with my epic mouth...
No.493195
>>493192
I only curbstomp them when I'm off the clock
No.493196
jesus was a peasant faggot that sucked peasant faggot cock and his ass dripped with semen-turned-to-chunky-wine
No.493197
>>493196
found the butthurt tranny
*tips sunhat*
No.493198
>>493197
keep crying my little faggy baby man
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No.493200
should i shave my legs
they're, uh, really hairy
No.493202
>>493200
are you gay
the answer to both questions is the same
No.493203
>>493200
post pics of your hairy hams
No.493204
i wish captcha would stop forcing me to acknowledge some of these things as pizza
No.493206
>>493200
If you feel like it, smooth legs are nice but they feel shitty when the hair starts to grow
You could trim them a little
No.493207
hsg i didn't die on titan ex and got a cool hors
No.493208
>>493207
i didn't make all the wrong decisions in my life that would have led me to understand any of that
No.493209
>>493208
but you did make the ones that led you to post here
No.493211
so, uh, these dark enlightenment nerds are just funning, right?
no one really believes we should go back to feudalism, right?
No.493212
>>493211
ride the tiger, lad
No.493213
>>493211
would we get to ride horses and stuff
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No.493215
>>493214
a quick google says yes, serfs did ride horses
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No.493217
why the FUCK would you want to live in a monarchy
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>>493208
>i didn't make all the wrong decisions in my life
>posting on hsg at 5am
really tho
No.493220
>>493219
not all of them, just some of them
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No.493222
why the FUCK would you want to live in anarchy
No.493224
>>493222
i'd live in anarchy, if you catch my drift
i'm saying i'd fug anarchy panty
No.493225
oh I thought you were saying you'd be unbirthed by her
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No.493227
*Comes out as polyamorous on national coming out day*
No.493228
do you have something to tell me, anon?
No.493229
>>493228
Yes...
I...
*Spreads asscheeks and take a shit right in front of you*
No.493230
>>493229
oh anon
why didnt you tell me how you felt about me sooner~
No.493231
I was away for 6 months!
What did I miss?
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No.493233
>>493231
the same thing you miss every night anon
jack motherfuggin shit
No.493234
>>493231
are you the anon who was on a boat?
anyway you missed nothing
No.493235
hsg is today some kind of holiday, or is literally everyone else late for work.........
No.493237
ok its columbus day surely we do not get a day off for columus day, where is everyone
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No.493239
>>493237
some people do get columbus day off
No.493240
>>493239
surely we do not get columbus day off
i demand everyone comes in now
No.493241
>>493235
today is thanksgiving in canada
but I'm 90% sure that's not an explanation for anything
No.493242
this is such a good screenshot
i'm glad i took it
No.493243
i looked it up, and we really do not have today off
everyone is actually just more than 30 minutes late, simultaneously
ok
No.493244
>>493243
you should leave
come in tomorrow and say "i was here for like, an hour and no one was here, i thought we had the day off"
No.493245
>>493244
no but i want to work tho
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>>493245
>wanting to work
do you get paid by the hour?
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>>493247
i want to get shit done so i don't have to get it done in a rush later....
No.493249
ever noticed how vfans posts are always better when im around
No.493250
its probably because you fucks are so boring you dont give her anything good to work with
No.493251
>already seen thursday's episode
>no more episodes for the rest of the year
now what
No.493252
>you will never shit on the floor
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>>493251
we mourn the stevey
No.493255
die shitven universe fags die die DIE DIE DIE
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>>493253
damn, i hate it when something i love goes on hiatus
you homosuck faggots can't possibly understand
No.493258
>>493255
i caught that reference to the steven universe episode 'friend ship'!
good one fellow stevey uni fan
No.493259
>>493258
im going to fucking choke you to death
No.493260
how do we "convince" CN not to have this hiatus
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>>493251
>already seen thursday's episode
???
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>>493262
another public leak complete with the same shitty quality and raucous hollering as always
also theres like half a minute gone somewhere in the middle of it
No.493266
this coffee tastes like fuckin gravy
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>>493266
aw that actually sound good
No.493269
>tfw watching a movie after getting used to 60 fps
No.493270
>>493266
is it possible you used gravy granules instead of coffee granules
No.493272
Dreams logged: 1 (35)
Images saved: 14 (9)
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Baggage decrypted: 4 (22)
Shits misplaced: 1 (1)
No.493274
i want a qt gf
a negrobooty gf
No.493275
wake me up
when september ends
No.493276
wake me up
when stevey uni begins
No.493277
i want loco gf
blog like koko gf
No.493278
>>493277
HER NAME IS KOKO SHE IS LOCO I SAY OH NO
No.493279
>There are actually "30 fps is more cinematic!" fags on my hsg
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No.493281
>>493270
this fucker is going places with that type of thinking
No.493282
>>493280
there's literally nothing wrong with wanting a 'tarded gf
No.493283
>>493279
higher than 60 looks weird IMO
No.493285
>>493283
If by weird you mean better
No.493286
>>493283
Who said anything about over 60?
No.493287
>>493285
past that point it looks like slow motion in real time. Its gives me headaches. The only time I want higher than 60 is when I'm playing tf2 competetively and those extra frames help me react a bit faster, but I can't play for over 2 hours because headaches
No.493289
>>493287
the solution is to get good and force yourself to get used to it
No.493290
>>493289
But I'm pretty good already. I've been playing since 2010.
but 30-60 is my sweet spot for comfort. 60-150 looks strange. 150+ looks smooth enough to be real and doesnt hurt my eyes but its a little out of the realm of possibility for me right now.
No.493291
Roth’s B-movie gallows humor. He really sticks it to the Saul Alinsky anarchists when Alejandro paraphrases Alinsky: “The threat of embarrassment . . . You must shame them. That’s the only way people change their behavior. Once they know they’re on camera, everything changes.” This summarizes, not humane political principles, but the social-media fascism that the news media glorify as a “movement.”
No.493293
im here to shame kinks and chew bubble gum
No.493295
>>493291
too bad that whole movie was fucking garbage
i liked the scene where the girl shat herself for over a minute straight though
No.493296
>diet soda is 0 calories because the flavoring they use is indigestible by humans and basically just passes through you
interesting
also explains the monster shits i get when i chug too much diet d. pep.
No.493297
here drink this fucking slime you beautiful retard
No.493299
>>493297
diet d. pep isnt slime, it's licious
No.493300
>slept for 17 hours
holy fuck
No.493301
>>493299
>implying the two are mutually exclusive
they're not
No.493302
>>493300
how do you feel
i always feel like shit after i sleep over ten hours
No.493303
>>493302
yeah i feel really shitty too, and really hungry
i'm pissed off that i just wasted half of my off day sleeping
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No.493326
Being the Best Gem is tantamount to being King of the Turd People. For ye mighty, look upon my many undigested corn kernels, and despair.
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No.493328
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>493326
dont talk shit about turd people
No.493329
>>493328
i didn't know peridot was in conker's bad fur game
No.493330
John taking a shit so massive, it fills up to the brim
No.493331
Let me tell you about cock vore
No.493333
>>493332
kill lapis
fuck jasper
marry peridot
No.493334
>>493332
kill jasper
fuck peri
marry lapis
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No.493336
>>493332
kill peri
fuck jasper
marry lapis
No.493337
>>493332
kill jasper
fuck lapis
marry peridot
No.493338
pearl is property!
property!
No.493339
pearl is a housenigger gem
No.493340
>>493335
desustorage seems to have most stuff
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No.493342
>use phone for music at the gym
>sweat renders the screen a useless mess of pixels
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No.493345
>>493344
what do you want off of /vg/
No.493346
>>493345
none of your business am i being detained
No.493348
>>493346
AH KNOW MUH RIGHTS
No.493349
SO
NO
CHI
NO
SA
DA
ME
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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No.493351
>>493350
Why I haven't posted all day.
No.493352
>>493343
stokingu-chan best anarchy sister
No.493353
>>493351
die you secondary piece of shit
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No.493356
>>493353
What am I even a secondary of.
No.493357
This picture is the only good thing to come out of TF2
No.493358
>>493354
*sexes you up*
that'll be $599
No.493359
>>493355
you're in my way...
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No.493361
>>493360
then i must cut you down
No.493362
>>493361
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
*turns super saiyan 3*
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No.493366
>>493364
i don't think he still comes here
i see people talk about him on tumblr occasionally
No.493367
also glub added me as a friend on facebook
i have no idea why
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No.493369
one day i'll stop pooping
No.493371
>>493363
he looks like a school shooter
No.493372
>>493332
kill jasper
marry lapis
hug peri
No.493373
*has everyone line up at gunpoint and declare their favorite meme*
No.493374
>>493350
i will protect ben
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No.493376
>>493373
WE ARE IN THE BEAM
No.493377
>>493373
This
*Takes a big nasty shit in front on you*
No.493378
>>493374
then you will join wesley in the grave
No.493380
>>493378
I'm never goin' down at the hands of the likes of you
Because I'm so much better
No.493381
>>493375
>>493376
>>493377
*shoots in the leg*
>>493379
*shoots in the head*
No.493384
Yuru Yuri sure is going maximum gay this season
No.493385
>>493384
>Yuri in the name
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No.493387
>>493386
animated by studio DEEN
No.493389
I think my dog is trying to kill me
nearly every time I take him out for a walk he stops to have a shit in the middle of crossing the road even if there's a car coming
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No.493391
>>493390
are you supposed to be grant
No.493393
>>493392
thought so, but was wondering
No.493395
>>493332
fuck jasper
marry jasper
kill those who oppose jasper
No.493396
>>493332
kill jasper
fuck peri
marry lapis
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>>493332
me late but
kill peri
fuck jasper
marry lapis
No.493779
>>493303
be honest: were you actually going to do anything with it that wasn't shitposting?