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No.493402
how was your weekend, hsg
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>>493402
mediocre
had a 'birthday' event with my family which was pretty unpleasant aside from the food
No.493405
This has been an amazing week I wish I didn't have to go back to work but damn I love my job so much too
No.493406
>>493402
100/10 would do a million times again
No.493407
>>493402
i got a headcold on sunday for no reason
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>>493409
frick off???????????????
No.493411
>>493402
spent the whole day in my room
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No.493415
where its at
i got two turntables and a microphone
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>>493402
my sister visited, i went to the pub and had some drinks with friends, and then on sunday i went to my mom's for dinner and got into a massive row with her
so some ups, some downs
No.493422
look at this - jOHwhEE
every time i do it makes me laugh
No.493423
>>493421
what did you fight over
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No.493427
>group is waiting on an email before the project can progress
>email boss and ask him if there's anything i can work on in the interim
>have been waiting for a response for almost 6 hours
at least 85% of this job is doing nothing and waiting for emails
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>>493424
why haven't I ever watched this before
hm
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>>493424
>"Man I love your retard pussy"
No.493434
>>493431
yuruyuri is a fucking treasure you clod watch it immediately
No.493435
>>493423
she's salty about how much time i've been spending with my dad lately
because, y'know, it's not like we were separated for like 5 years and i'm trying to rebuild a relationship with him or anything
No.493436
>>493430
8===ლ============D
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>>493402
i did several nothings
No.493438
>>493424
why is she rubbing her tits at the start there
No.493439
>>493434
fucking die
you are a bad poster and bad person
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>>493441
die die die fucking die die fuck
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>>493443
get eaten you little fag fuck
No.493446
>>493444
would u fuck this tree
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No.493448
>>493445
>get eaten
lil mouse....
No.493449
>>493445
how bout YOU eat THIIIIIIIS!!!!
*whips out dongle*
No.493450
>>493438
small chest complex
No.493451
>>493449
Oh oh I can do that
*tries to eat dong*
*accidentally vores you*
No.493452
i am going to fucking kill little mouse
No.493453
>>493452
Hard vore is p bad tbh
No.493455
>>493442
People who write posts like this sound like 12 year olds, but the sad part is that they're grown ass men
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>>493455
die die die die fuck cuck die
No.493459
>>493455
that could literally be applied to any post in hsg
No.493460
we must pit ben against little mouse in a gladiator duel
No.493461
>>493459
True, but just spamming "die" makes you sound like Peridot
No.493462
get out get out now now now now fuck you
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>>493462
FUCKING LEAVE
FUCKING LEAVE
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>>493444
>those skills
into the trash
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>>493466
looks like a custom monster in a Shin Megami Tensei game
No.493469
i am going to the animal shelter today to walk doggies
it's gonna be epic
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>>493444
ohh now i get it
an ass tree.......
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>>493469
im gonna start doing that this wednesday!!
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>>493473
think of it, anon. just imagine
you and me
pupperwalkers
No.493476
>>493402
I went to see a film and get food with a group of friends and it was really weird because it was the first time we've met up since we all started working.
Then I made everyone mad by bragging about how easy my job is.
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>>493477
nope, he's still posting
No.493482
>>493479
im talking about something else, not the sign they put above Jesus
No.493483
can't believe grant permabanned jesus
No.493484
>>493483
Our past experiences with Jews on hsg are reason enough
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No.493486
jesus was a fictional ball slurping kike
i can't believe there are this many retards that worship him
No.493487
>>493486
back off of jessy-kun, or you'll deal, with me
No.493488
behold
after centuries of hibernation, my cocky-kun... has finally evolved into a long, hard, and thick megacock!!
No.493489
THE SUFFERER WAS A FICTIONAL BALL SLURPING KIKE
I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE ARE THIS MANY RETARDS THAT WORSHIP HIM
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No.493491
Hello It Is I
Jehovahs Witness Kanaya
Would You Like To Hear About The Word Of Our Lord
No.493492
No.493493
i wonder how big jesus's dick was
No.493494
>>493489
Homestuck is shit
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No.493497
what if god was one of us
just a genderqueer, one of us
No.493498
what if we are inside gods ass and thats why space is so dark
No.493499
No.493500
what if god has some hella nice tiddies
No.493501
what if god is a hsg shitposter
No.493502
let me tell you about undertale
No.493503
fuck school why cant i drop out and work forever
No.493504
clikclik i'm comin fr the cockykun clikclik
No.493505
>>493503
that is literally an option
No.493506
>>493505
but how do i live with the guilt of failing everyone's expectations and living paycheck to paycheck
No.493507
>>493506
live the life you want to live, fag
No.493508
>>493504
what the fuck
are you accessing my browser history
No.493509
>>493507
did you drop out of school
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No.493511
>>493506
well you're going to have to learn with those things eventually anyway
may as well do it now
No.493512
>>493509
no, but i didn't want to
No.493514
the wet squelch of clunge plunging
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>>493514
why would you make me read this with my own two eyes
No.493516
the loud scream of meme reaming
No.493517
it's over nine thooooouuuuuusaaaaaand!!! XD
No.493518
my tiny little cummy dumpy!
No.493520
I'm actually pumped for finding dory
I would 50 movies of colorful aquatic cgi ohfug
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>>493524
squamata, we're off!
No.493526
so /hsg/ is finally dead huh
what are the post stats like nowadays?
No.493527
I can't wait to bomb some dodongos
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>>493528
Shouldn't even have thought about clicking
No.493531
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
What ever happened to 3OH!3
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No.493533
squishy litel aqua colors
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>>493528
>that epic blue baby background
i fucking love it
No.493536
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>493531
the entire decade upwards of 2000 fell off of history because it was dumb as hell
they are no exception
No.493537
so this is what would happen if you fused a greyhound with a crocodile
No.493538
>>493536
oh holy shit
this takes me back
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>>493528
what happened to that place
No.493543
>>493539
>this entire video
Popeyes is good shit tho
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>>493543
popeyes is probably the worst fried chicken dude
it's like a tiny kernel of meat under a pound of fried batter
which i mean is good in its own way but is not what i want out of fried chikky
No.493546
SJW Christian Weston Chandler theocracy
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No.493548
i did it, hsg!
i walked-a tha pups!
No.493549
>>493544
>sjw christian
doesnt seem possible
No.493550
>>493545
What else is there
KFC
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>>493547
tbh i can't dispute that because kfc gives me such horrendous diarrhea that pooping is all i can associate it with in my brain, i can't even remember the taste
No.493553
cousinfucker what is your skype
No.493555
>>493551
oh, right, my view of what a christian is is a little warped by the vocal minority of nutjobs in the US
the kind of people who would balk at the idea of brown socialist jesus
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No.493558
My life have gone downhill ever since the day I realized I jerk off to porn of people who are younger than me
No.493559
>>493554
get a fucking skype dude
i'll talk to you about hindus...
i'll talk to you about dindus...
No.493560
do not become a skypenig
resist
No.493561
No.493562
pm me the secret reddit buzzfeed konami code epic
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No.493566
so the population of hsg is cousinfucker, brokenspacebar, sponggelord, and like 3 anons?
No.493567
>>493565
thats not even the worst one.
I really like her tits. Theyre imperfect and I love imperfect girls.
No.493568
>>493564
you little beta buck... you little beta cuck... i won't be there for you when yopu spend all your incest disability check money on holli colors for some curry huffing slut...
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>>493566
we'll rise again... someday soon
No.493571
>>493563
>wes
>>>>>>>>>>>>wes
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>>493566
Why are you saying that as if it was a bad thing?
>>493568
Sponge would you eat a desi girl's currybutt
No.493574
I only like semi-perfect and perfect girls
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>>493573
i mean like, has she wiped? is she cute? will she fawn and gush over me?
if she passes the epic test above then sure
No.493577
>>493563
it finally happened
No.493578
>>493573
im not saying it's a bad thing necessarily
just that it's sad and pathetic
this place needs to be deleted
No.493579
I only like near-mint and mint girls
No.493580
only the spiciest of buttholes
No.493581
>>493578
so it is a bad thing
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>>493579
I only like girls that haven't been taken out of the package because that increases their resale value
No.493584
every day hsg grows darker
every day we are falling deeper
those who are still here and have been have invested too much effort and time into this to leave
No.493585
>>493566
ask grant how many unique ids are itt next time he's around
No.493586
this is the way the world ends
this is the way the world ends
this is the way the world ends
not with a cuck, but with a buck
No.493587
some days you just don't feel like talking much
I mean it says there are 89 active users on the board list, that's not that bad
No.493588
>>493584
deep... dark...
fuck you, leatherhead.
No.493589
>>493581
if hanging out with those people doing whatever it is you all seem to be doing is a "bad thing", sure, it's all subjective
like, to me, it's a horrible thing and i'd rather die
but apparently disgusting excuses for human fecal matter (spongelord, cousinfucker, brokenspacebar) seem to enjoy it
No.493590
>>493587
how many of them are vfan
No.493591
this is it, hsg
the end of our world
the end of my world...
No.493592
>>493589
Just leave for good AE vfan seems to have taken the hint
No.493593
>>493587
people on mobiles probably go through multiple IPs a day, and some people have dynamic IPs that could change at any time
and that's not even counting vfan
in all honesty, there's probably like 10 people who come here somewhat regularly
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>>493587
a strawpoll i posted this week got about 9 votes
thats been the hsg average for literally all of 2015
we're stable
No.493598
Are we still in the top 25
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No.493600
>>493592
oh im not staying, im just stopping in again after a bit, figured it'd be dead by now
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>>493597
yeah but what you get in strawpolls is usually the number of people viewing a thread at a given time
that gender poll has 41 posts
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>>493600
this is honestly a lot deader than it usually is
posting picks up at night or whenever vfan posts
No.493606
>>493605
i dont want to go to a place where the busier times are when the absolute worst shitters are posting
i'm out, have fun swimming in shit
No.493607
>>493606
pp................
No.493608
there are still moths outside
No.493609
i need more
more bitter lemon
No.493610
shitty shitters shitting in my pool... get out shitters!!! ree! aree! ree...
No.493611
i wish i was still there
walking the dogs
i wish that was my whole life until i died
No.493612
this is how homestuck dies
not with a bang but with a whimper
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>>493611
I stayed at a a place that took in a bunch of stray dogs last summer during my off days
in return for getting to stay there I'd have to walk them and there were so many and I got to know them all and they each had unique personalities and ahhhhhhhhhhhh it was heaven
pic related, his name was jaxson and he was an asshole stray from a native reserve that would bark at me every time he saw me, and I wasn't allowed to walk him, but I eventually went in his cage and it turned out he just really really wanted to be petted all along
No.493616
>>493614
same way most likely
No.493617
there was another one named raspberry and she was practically still a puppy but she was SO INSANELY HYPER and cuddly like she'd roll all over me like a snake and try to lick my face off
I wish I got a picture of here,s she kiiind of looked like this only big and lanky and skinny and not wrinkly and had smaller unfloppy ears
No.493619
>you can't kill the all the temmies
>you can't kill Alphys
BAD TIMES
No.493620
>>493615
>>493617
thems some good puppers
No.493621
puppers are epic
people should be forced to raise a dog that's certified to be healthy and happy before they can legally raise a child
No.493622
>>493619
of all the people i wanted to kill, it was alphys
No.493623
File: 1444694530235.png (929.05 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, tumblr_nw4r1ps3at1uxg1efo1….png)
No.493624
>random google search leads back to my old forum by coincidence
>used to spend most of my time there before going to 4chan around 2007
>check the place out, dont recognize anyone but it's still pretty lively, still the same atmosphere, get nostalgic
>decide to log in for old time's sake, seeing if i remember my old password
>get it in one try
>"you have new personal messages"
>trying to remember how the old forum layout works eventually i find my inbox
>people asking where i've gone to
>people asking about my art
>people wanting to play games
>all of them sent years ago
>remember some of them
>check out some of their profiles
>last active 2011, 2013, 2010
No.493625
>>493622
this but I didn't even play the game
No.493627
>>493622
>wanting to kill alphys
alphys is cute, though
No.493628
No.493629
cute or not, she's a judas
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No.493631
guess who got new pants
it me
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>>493631
dont forget to daip up :3c
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>>493635
incredibly unsurprising
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>>493636
better do over and under
just to be safe n.n
No.493639
>>493624
this except everyone left and the forum was a defunct ghost town
No.493641
>>493638
>n.n
i don't understand this emoji
No.493642
>>493632
I thought this was scat at first
No.493643
No.493644
alphys is an fucking angel
any of you fucks lay a finger on her and you'll lose a hand
No.493645
>>493641
it's eyes closed like in chinese cartoons
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>>493644
try to stop me and you'll lose your head
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No.493650
*fuckign shoots alphys witha bazooka*
No.493651
>>493650
except you gant in any of the playovers...
you gant.... gant do it..
No.493652
>>493651
i hacked the game >:)
No.493653
alphys more like uggosaurus rex
No.493654
>>493653
more like
fuggosaurus rekt
No.493655
alphys more like cutiephies
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No.493657
undertale > steven pooniworse
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No.493659
jojo > steven universe > Postal 2 > undertale > homestuck
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No.493662
WHO DA FK IS US????????? SMASH THAT LYK BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????"#!¤(!"¤(!=?r¤()#)=¤(%)"#(¤"#(¤")p#(¤!"=(¤)"#¤(")e/%r"¤#(!="¤#)!"=)#(¤!"(¤#!"/#¤!=)"#(¤/"(#)(
No.493663
>>493658
It's radiation you f*cking pleb
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>>493664
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.493666
why are the british terrible in general
No.493667
>>493666
They thought 1984 was an instruction manual, not a warning, Satan
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>>493666
they can't be any worse on average than you are
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>>493666
Taking inspiration from the US
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>>493670
she has a crush on asgore; she's bi
No.493678
>>493671
looks like the yolk's on us, folks
No.493679
>>493677
that makes her even worse for some reason tbh
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No.493683
i'm listening live to the drunken peasants podcast (the one with the amazing atheist on it)
No.493684
>>493681
that's not how you spell "not shit"
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>>493674
hey we had nothin to do with this aight
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>>493685
that shit looks delish
No.493688
>>493685
>free mustard drizzle
why would a drizzle of mustard cost money
mustard is a condiment, that'd be like charging for pepper flakes
No.493689
>>493671
peri is not for sexual you sick fuck
No.493690
me back again for good
me will resume normal shitposting schedule
No.493691
>>493688
>charging for pepper flakes
pretty sure some places actually do that though
No.493693
>>493684
she's crap! shit! poopoo!
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>>493671
i want to see wesley's babies!
No.493696
>>493693
*cute!
*super cute!
*pretty!
No.493697
I heard people were bad mouthing popeyes.
I won't stand for this.
No.493698
*walks out of bathroom*
phew I wouldn't go there if I were you
I just took a massive alphys
No.493699
>>493695
i wonder what me and peri's babies would look like
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>>493698
i'm not wes, that doesn't phase me!
No.493704
unrelated, but do you think vore fetishists listen to hall and oates' maneater and are like "yes, i want that to happen to me"
No.493705
>>493699
walking piles of shit
No.493706
>>493705
exactly like their parents....
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>>493704
>hall and oates
even your hypothetical taste is trash.
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No.493711
what is the appeal of anuses
they icky
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No.493714
is sponge here
can he provide some examples of truly epic buttholes
No.493715
>>493711
they're cute... they're yummy... they're epic!
No.493716
>>493709
>not liking hall and oates
wh
what?
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No.493718
Spicy Latina butthole or spicy Indian girl butthole sponge? Or maybe epic Japanese wasabi butthole
No.493719
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>>493714
a butthole is most epic in person, but i think i have some examples. any type of butthole can be epic, it mostly depends on the surroundings and the context
the most epic ass pics i have are on my phone, though
No.493722
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>>493718
i'd go with the japanese girl
but it all depends on their demeanor and attitude towards me, honestly
this is assuming all the asses in question are equally nice
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>>493725
wanna smooch this epic butt
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No.493733
my ass is a grown ass man
No.493734
disgusting circumcised love
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No.493738
anyone know how to disable the bottom ad in css
No.493740
>>493734
what's wrong with circumcision?
No.493741
remember that one epic pic of wes's mouth shopped on peridot
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>>493740
are you brain damaged
(that's a rhetorical question)
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>>493740
just because you have a circumcised weenie doesnt mean you have to defend it
its a bad thing we do to babies
No.493749
>>493738
i scrolled trough this reading as "disable bottom cis" like dang thats pretty specific taste
No.493750
show me the wesbabies!
i will now be shown, the babelies!
No.493751
>>493740
nothing unless ur gay and likes dick cheese
No.493753
does wesley have an ovipositor
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>>493751
>nothing wrong with mutilated an infants penis
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>>493755
i'm not white........
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>>493759
dick cheese chaser
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No.493764
cutting up your babies penis because you dont think it'll be clean enough is mind numbing stupid and i cant even begin to comprehend the thought process
No.493766
>>493765
put it out of it's misery
No.493767
>>493764
what if you knew your baby would grow up to be zwid
No.493768
>>493765
I don't like this goofball...
No.493769
>>493765
whats wrong with their eyes
No.493771
No.493772
>>493767
then you cut his neck
No.493773
>>493770
it wants the cock
No.493774
the epic chameleon-eyed goofball...
No.493775
gotta catch 'em all goofballs
No.493776
i feel bad about laughing at the popeyes that ran out of chicken
i mean yea i love popeyes but getting slightly cheaper chicken isn't something i anticipate for months and drive across cities to
No.493777
>>493770
now put wes' peen in it
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>>493751
>What is showering
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>>493781
So does your mum
LMAO
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No.493785
I can't believe Brian Jacques is dead
and I can't believe I considered writing him a fan letter when I was a kid and never actually did it
No.493786
>>493785
YOOOOO REDWALL WAS THE SHIIIIIT
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>>493788
a guy who knew how to spin a good yarn
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>>493791
that's incredible
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>>493788
world renowned furry icon
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>>493791
psst
wanna know a dirty secret?
the labels are reversed
No.493798
>>493787
that's better than the one I made
No.493799
>>493785
I remember when I was really young the events and ending of martin the warrior left me shell-shocked for a week
They're very anti-furry books really, they tell you that animals aren't fucking cute at all
good times
No.493800
>>493798
if by ruin it you mean "make it more epic"
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No.493802
>>493797
not true
pupperfriend was saved
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>>493791
Aw shit she got turned into a black man
No.493806
>tfw trying to find a dbz theme song but can't remember the name of it
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>>493807
it plays after the theme where goku turns super saiyan 3 for the first time
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>>493802
lie to yourself all you want fam
No.493810
>>493808
super saiyan 3 theme doesn't work?
No.493811
>>493809
the only thing i'm lying, is on your mom's bed
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>>493810
no, after the super saiyan 3 theme plays
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>>493799
that one was my favorite and the first one I read
I think the legend of luke was the one that made me the saddest, because at the end luke is finally almost back to his home on the coast but goes down right there on the rocks
and I think he saw that the caves were uninhabited, and died believing martin was killed, never knowing what became of him
No.493815
>>493813
no
but he's there too
No.493817
that circumcision khan wasn't the true khan
No.493820
the uk cover art is beautiful
No.493822
>not letting a rabbi suck your dick as a baby
No.493823
I never read redwall, I think I thought it was gonna be dumb when I was a kid.
Warriors was sort of similar but that was a lot more kid friendly, albeit I remember it being "dark" at times.
No.493824
>>493818
>you will never launch a shit longer than your entire body out your chest-sized bunghole
let me die
No.493825
>>493818
don't post this so often lad
it needs to be saved for special occasions
No.493826
>>493820
is this worth reading
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No.493829
the incredible adventures of nu-male and cuckboy
No.493830
I am the one and only khan
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>>493830
this is getting old kid
fuck off
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>>493826
I haven't read it since I was a kid, but I remember the way it was written was beautiful in how vividly descriptive it was of things
if you like medieval stuff at all you'd enjoy it probably
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>>493830
this is good stuff keep it up lad
don't fuck off
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>>493837
this
cant believe people dont like your posts
kek
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>>493832
>>493833
you dont even have my trip
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>>493841
because you're not me, dumbass
No.493844
The official khan has a trip
No.493845
fuck it, i'll just change my flag
don't listen to that faggot, the real good shit is here
No.493846
the pain of holding in pee is the same exact feeling as having an orgasm
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No.493848
>mfw wannabes in my thread
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>>493848
actually this is my thread
im the op
No.493851
Hey grant who is the real khan? Its me
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No.493853
its me
wesley
im gay
im gay and wesley
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>>493853
no need to be redundant...
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No.493859
is millennials to /tv/ like sjws is to /co/
as in buzzwords thrown around every minute
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>>493859
generational terms are some of the biggest buzzwords of all
they're just a way to more easily set up an us vs them scenario where you can blame problems on another easily distinguishable (though pointless) group
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>>493863
>millennials believe this
No.493869
sometimes i forget people over 30 post on 4chan
No.493870
>implying anyone post more than 30 times on 4chan
No.493871
==im kekking so fucking hard
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No.493873
Who is the best poster here?
No.493874
>>493864
That is straight up hot tbh
No.493875
>>493874
it's not even a real fake boobie. its special effects makeup
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No.493878
how do i get donations from the internet
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No.493880
>>493878
pretend to be a tranny
No.493881
>>493878
what do you provide
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No.493884
>>493878
Step 1. Be a hot girl
Step 2. do something video game related
step 3. Show your cleavage constantly
Step 4. profit
No.493885
>>493878
post your nudes on those risky barely legal sites
No.493886
i want to rest on a giant peri's shoulder tbh fam
No.493887
lemmy is the best poster here
No.493888
khan how do you feel about rap music
No.493889
>>493878
say something progressive on some social media platform and then act like literal cannibal conservative psychopaths are coming to burn you at the stake when someone tweets "ur gay" in response
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No.493891
zwid i'll give you fifty bucks if you cut your dick off and record it
stream it too, though
No.493892
>>493891
this but with 5000 bucks
No.493893
>>493873
it me
>>493878
get a sad story
start a youtube channel
No.493894
>>493888
Some of it is good. I like Outkast and SOME of Kanye west, Kid Cudi, and lil wayne's stuff. Kanye can spit some deep shit that I like, same with Kid Cudi and Outkast. Lil wayne's lyrical gymnastics are fun to listen to.
I don't like most of it because it seems like it's forced it only comes from the pleasure centers of the brain and not from the heart or soul. Or its talking about how great the rapper is.
No.493895
i'll donate to zwid for christmas
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No.493897
pay me 13 dolars a month to not post here
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No.493900
no like how do i get a donation button
No.493901
>>493897
I'll give you 50 cents and some cum
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>>493902
are you not entertained?
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>>493907
not really tbqh smh fam lad m8
No.493909
*shrinks the earth*
*poops on it*
No.493910
>>493908
where did this way of talking catch on
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>>493900
literally kill yourself
No.493915
we should start a system where the employed of hsg send a stipend to us neets
No.493916
>>493915
>us neets
fuck off parasite
No.493917
>>493915
now that's a good idea
No.493918
>>493916
mad little normie going off the handle again
No.493920
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No.493922
I miss our epic drawfags.
No.493924
>>493923
C H I S E L E D
A S S
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No.493926
finally got rid of all the unepic clutter, now to develop my aesthetic
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>>493923
i hate this
i hate you
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i cannnnt stooooop hiccupiiiiiiing
No.493934
somone post some vintage HSG meems pls
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>>493934
I wish I hadn't gone up those stairs. I should've stayed at the bottom and let some other poor bastard make the discovery. But how could I ignore that godawful noise? That low, dull wailing, fitfully punctuated with high-pitched screams of grief. I couldn't bear it, and so I climbed the stairs. The pictures on the wall told nothing out of the ordinary: your average domestic happily married bliss. But of course, these had all been taken years ago, back before Andrew had to go away. In the later pictures you could already see the dark and troubled expressions clouding his face. And then, after a point, there were no pictures. The most recent photo was dated nearly 3 years ago. Its frame was smashed and judging from the dent in the wall, it looked like somebody had thrown it with tremendous anger. It was the most recent picture of them. The last one taken before Andrew was taken to the hospital. As much as I tried to convince myself that this was just a normal domestic row, I knew in my heart that I... I wouldn't be ready for what lay behind that door. And then I saw him. crouched over her body, blood everywhere. Up his arms. On the bed. Splattered across the wall and flecked across his face. Her limbs jutted out at broken angles, and her face... oh christ, her face. If it hadn't been their house, I wouldn't have known it was her. And there he was, just bawling his eyes out, still clutching the bloodied bronze statue, his face beetroot-red with rage, grief and bloody frenzy. Trying his best to push her mangled face back into some semblance of order, trying to smooth out the creases in her dress with his fumbling fingers.
Jesus christ, Andrew. Two days. That's all you'd been out for. Two fucking days.
No.493941
>>493937
NEWFAG MEME NEWFAG MEME FUCK OFF YOU NEWFAG CUCK
No.493942
>>493938
i was looking for that
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>>493934
batlords le ass and his le shitty walls
No.493947
#tw: unpopular opinion
eggs was never funny and that fapfic wasn't even good
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No.493958
wait i already had a plan
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>>493958
was getting caught part of it
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>>493961
uncle gbs wants you
No.493964
Good god almighty, what a kick in the nuzz!
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No.493966
destroy captain nameless
spill his blood
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>>493935
so how do the pedos over at tumblr get away with this
what do they call it so people don't get pissed at them
No.493971
>>493970
maybe they don't care
No.493972
>>493970
it's a rock
not a kid
:^)
No.493973
>>493963
>elton john lyrics
gayyyyyyyyyy
No.493974
>>493972
she literally said she was a kindergartner
No.493975
>>493970
ageless
born as adults
not humans
same argument wesley gives
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>>493976
*gives u the cummies as present*
No.493979
>>493976
*congratulatory fart*
No.493980
>>493976
*laughs at the libra*
No.493981
>>493976
*jumps out of the birthday cake wearing my birthday suit*
happy halloween, anon
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>>493976
fuck off vapid cunt
No.493985
>>493976
*eats all of the birthday cake like a fatty*
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No.493987
shit i forgot it was my brother's birthday yesterday
No.493988
>>493976
*fweeeeeee*
^thats me blowing one of those birthday things that go fwee
No.493989
>>493976
happy birthday!!!
No.493990
*makes a scat cake for anon*
No.493991
*makes cake with cum for anon*
No.493992
>>493986
22, eh? hmm...
oh nevermind, i hope this is your last you piece of shit
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No.493995
happy birthday ben... please pay attention to me ben...
No.493996
there's a mosquito in my room and i cant find it
me scared
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>>493996
you're already dead
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my dungo gung ung my gunga my unga bunga dunga doooooooooooooooooooooooo
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why does pee have bubbles
No.494013
>>494012
it does not
seek help
No.494014
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>494009
for serious thread theme
Suck it Recucklicans and trump humpers
No.494015
recommend me some comics
preferably not cape stuff but it isnt off limits
pls
No.494016
>>494015
Judge Dredd
Prophet
No.494017
dirams striates spoonerism inoculations colluders intellectualnesses khanate
marmarises yestreens orthoepies overegged revelling innyard subcontraries
No.494018
>>494016
*tips my le fedora beard*
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>>494019
is it star wars related
No.494026
arses idealising brushfire maternal cadgy beagle copsiest widowbird oversubscrip
tions anestruses corpuscularians ongaonga dogedom mersions corsneds mechanical p
aperboys transsexualisms bimillennial oenothera kiwifruits
No.494027
>>494025
kill sapphire
fuck ruby
marry garnet
No.494028
No.494029
if you fuck ruby you get third degree burns on your dick
if you fuck sapphire you get frostbite instead
No.494030
>>494025
kill ruby
fuck garnet
marry sapphire
No.494031
>>494029
by this logic garnet would zap your dick right off
not that i'm arguing with you
No.494032
>>494031
there's also the broken pelvis
No.494033
if you fuck peridot: you get poopy dick
No.494034
I saw Anakin KILLING Younglings
No.494035
new star wars = new memes
new star treks =
No.494036
They should have never showed this nerd's face
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No.494040
What are peak times for HSG nowadays
Do we still get busy over the weekend
No.494041
>>494040
>Do we still get busy over the weekend
no we're dead as fuck
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>>494040
>What are peak times for HSG nowadays
"never"
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>>494047
*gives death a hug*
*is rewarded with immortality*
No.494049
*gives death a hug*
*faints*
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No.494051
why isnt there an icon for death from problem sleuth
No.494053
>>494052
Roxykitten no there are no tiddies there
No.494054
>>494053
*waits 4 hadmaid 2 come*
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No.494056
literally kill anyone who encourages roxykitten posting
No.494057
Dead HSG
Non-lewd drawing requests?
No.494058
>>494057
Problem Sleuth's death crying while reading hsg
No.494059
>>494057
Roxykitten meowing next a sleeping HSG
No.494060
>>494055
>replace blooky
trash
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>>494058
I should have an eraser somewhere but I'm too lazy to look for it
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>>494064
nice jeans bby ;3
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>>494057
a bunch of kans kanning
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saw this and i thought of sponge
No.494071
>>494069
this is a pretty accurate representation of dark souls pvp
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No.494074
holy shit that last episode
No.494075
>>494070
>asks for non-lewd
>draws a lewd ass anyway
shark....
No.494076
>>494075
Butts are not sexual! Butts are for platonic love only!
I added it at the end real quick and I sneakily took a pic while nobody was around so it's ok
No.494077
>Masturbate in shower
>Come out feeling dirtier than before
No.494079
>>494076
それが本当であれば、私はあなたの中にそれを置くとき、あなたがオーガズムではないだろう。
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>>494079
stop it roxykitten
No.494082
it's funny that you guys would mention masturbation since I just got done with it myself
No.494083
>>494081
あなたのボールが空であるとき、私は停止します。
No.494084
>>494082
hsg's synched masturbation cycle
No.494085
>tfw you also just finished jacking off
spooky
No.494086
>>494084
what if we got someone to stream porn and all agreed to cum at the same time
we could become a literal circlejerk
No.494088
>>494085
i'm not jacking off
you all just have confirmation bias
No.494089
>>494083
>>494079
*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*
(´･Д･)」
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>>494090
Does that mean they stuff dicks and vaginas in their butts?
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>>494092
hmm, half of hsg is in sync
or
*nsync
No.494095
>>494094
What do you make of that, Wattson?
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No.494097
*lets out a fart, relieved that nobody is here to see it*
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>>494095
there are two groups of hsg-ers
the backstreet boys
and *nsync
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>>494097
*turns the corner*
a-anon, was that you?
No.494103
I fear that 5 years from now i will still want to fuck people from here
No.494104
>>494103
you want to cummy wummy on my dummy tummy? :3
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>>494104
this except not gaytarded
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>>494105
umm.... rude .__.
No.494109
how do we stop shitto
how do we save shitto from himself
No.494110
>>494109
with lots of bullets
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>>494111
see, the more you do shit like this ironically, the more people are going to start doing it unironically
and so hsg falls a step further
No.494113
i will do it
i will take up moody's mantle
i will save shitto
No.494114
>>494112
....im not doing it ironically??? :/
No.494115
>>494113
your determination has impressed me
so much so that i've resolved to grind it into dust along with your body
behold, my next-to-penultimate form!
No.494116
>>494114
you know, considering the sort of people who come here these days you're probably telling the truth
sigh
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>>494116
im so sick of people like you, always being haters and making people feel bad!!! -__-
.... oh i cant stay mad at you xD
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>>494116
what sort of people come here these days
No.494122
>>494121
retards
attention whores
i think that's it
No.494123
>>494122
>implyin it wasn't always like this
we used to have more retards and more attention whores :/
No.494124
>>494122
which one are you
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>>494122
hasn't that alwasy been a staple of hsg
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No.494130
what if i wrote a book about humanity deciding to make their own aliens
like they just get tired of looking through the void of space and finding jack shit so they just produce a few species and drop them on suitable rocks to develop
has that been done
No.494140
>>494130
I have no idea if it's been done because I rarely read books but that sounds like a really neat idea