No.494878
eggy convicted of shreksual assault, no parole
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>>494810
this guy is scary....... i dont like him........
No.494882
But I didn't know if I was myself who had dreamt I was Wesley, or Wesley dreaming he was me...
No.494884
do slavs eat squat lovster
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>>494884
*lobster
aww man I blew it
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>>494885
here, i got somethin else for you to blow
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>>494886
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
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>>494890
why don't u get on ur knees n find out ;;;)))))))
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>>494886
you are the only one genuinely upset about this woman sitting in a bathtub full of applejuice
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>>494892
naw this is from when I used to browse /cgl/ homestuck cosplay general
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No.494897
who is this person spongy
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>>494891
why don't you get on your knees bitch
*shoots your foot*
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>>494895
weird
it just made me feel warm and fuzzy the way i always do when i look at affectionate drunk people (who are attractive)
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>>494894
i dont know what this has to do with anything but youre still a fag
No.494901
Sai just crashed it's never done that before I lost an hour of progress on my drawing I hate my life HSG
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>>494898
sonny, you might as well be firing your peashooter at a tree trunk.
i remember i used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee
No.494905
browsing cgl is like getting cancer on purpose
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>>494905
but cgl is (was?) good tho?
No.494908
is there a homestuck cgl going right now
cause they are fun as shit
rach called them worst than us
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>>494901
it's okay man let's hug it out
*hugs you without asking*
*gropes your butt*
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>>494910
this but the opposite
No.494912
Oh this is from an old friend who did closet cosplays.
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No.494914
>tfw anon will never grope ur butt
why am i even posting
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>>494911
this but no fuck off
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>>494913
the dude you post
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>>494908
she was probably salty they called out WP on not printing shirts the right colour
No.494920
oh, the egg guy? he's the black pill guy
the beta buck beta cuck guy
also
he's right
i've had too many of my dollars turn into spent beta bux
No.494921
get your black buck here so he can cuck your beta cuck for a buck
No.494922
i just realized my keyboard lights up in the dark
how convenient
i can shitpost into the wee hours...
No.494923
ugh
i just want to be vored, hsg
i want to be vored and to get this over with
No.494924
i wonder if vore is a punishment they do in hell
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No.494926
it's a buck-cucks-buck world out there
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>>494923
:33 < *gapes ass* hope in
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>>494924
not for vore fetishists
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>>494929
they'd probably do something different for them tho
like dickworms
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No.494932
whats the point of hentai where the dude is some gross fat slimy guy
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>>494932
you suppose to relate to them anon
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>>494932
pretending that you'd be able to fuck the girl since she accepts such a disgusting person
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>>494933
i can't do it!
i'm just too pretty!
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>>494932
i thought it was so you could project onto them since youre a gross fat slimy guy
there's also corruption
No.494938
>>494933
man
why do i gotta deal with having half the page devoted to showing his hairy, pimply jiggling ass just to suit someone's self-confidence problem
No.494939
i haven't read any doujins where the guy is fat and gross
No.494940
>>494936
man just look at those fingers under his little titty
it's details like that that let you know that this picture was crafted with loving care
No.494941
>>494939
there are too many
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>>494939
they're out there
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No.494944
leave steven boy tiddies alonere not for sexual
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>>494939
you mean doujinshi
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>>494944
something has happenedin with this post
No.494947
someone set us up the bomb
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>>494945
ben go to bed you'll never get a job if you can't wake up before noon
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>>494938
its suppose to be gross to show how depraved the girl is
and maybe make you feel bad about how some fatty getting some and you none
No.494950
virtua-cucked by a fatty...
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No.494955
i wonder if setting up a site for the expressed purpose of virtual cucking would be profitable
No.494956
Favorite bands from 2000-2010
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>>494957
They died in '99
try again
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>>494964
>>494962
i opened both at once
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GHOST BLOWJOB
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>494970
no it's like
WOO WOO WOO
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No.494973
Would you smooch a ghost?
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>>494973
no but I'd cum inside one
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>>494973
no but i'd get one to cum inside me
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No.494978
>drop new crate
>phobos filter
eugh
No.494979
>Tfw your aim is off as a soldier...
It feels like youre just throwing nerf darts at the enemy.
When I can get into my groove man, man it fucking feels powerful, but when I'm out of my groove man does it suck
No.494980
>>494978
The coin is just a worse duck right? I was gonna buy one but I didn't get the update for like a week.
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>>494979
I don't usually concentrate on reflecting things because frequently I just dick around on pubs.
When I do though it's fun, people just keep shooting at me and it kills them or their team mate.
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>>494980
Yep kinda, its just measures different things
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>>494984
I enjoyed the duck kind of because it gave me a thing to level up.
I've never bought a filter for a strange so I don't see why I would now.
No.494986
how do we get rid of khan
No.494987
>>494985
filters are really dumb tbh. Unless you only play one map.
No.494988
>>494980
it is literally pointless
but you get the crates from them
it shouldstill be profitable i think
its only 2$ anyway im sitting on a fuckton more
No.494989
>>494985
>>494987
strange filters rule because you can have really long weapon names like psychadelic wicked nasty professional killstreak carbonado mark ii. stickybomb launcher with the kills stuck at 69
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>>494988
Oh damn they actually went up since the last time I looked at them, I thought they were going down.
Are they still dropping normally? Or what?
No.494991
>>494990
yep theyre dropping in price like always.
Crates always go for 5 bucks in the beginning, but theyll eventually drop down to like a buck soon
No.494992
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>494986
By posting sick riffs like this
They trigger me
No.494993
>>494991
I thought I saw them at 2 and dropping.
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>>494993
like 5 bucks in the VERY beginning, again they go down fast. ina week they'll be half that
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>>494976
本気ですか？
それは不快でかもしれません。
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>>494996
ready and willing
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>>494996
chaz makes ugly faces
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>>494999
>>494996
I like these faces
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>>495000
you like ugly faces, just look at your flag
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>>495001
本気ですか？
それは不快でかもしれません。
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>>495005
私が知っていたあなたがいないあなた少し怠惰ファゴットだろう
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>>495007
>>495008
いいえ、それはあなたが同性愛者だと言います
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why isnt my volume icon showing up!!!
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>>494976
準備してください。スパートは非常に強力です。
精液プラグは非常に厚いです。これは、射精を完了する時間がかかります。
私はきつく抱擁場合パニックしないでください。また、私のために激しいです。
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>>495013
*cums in your hair*
X3
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>>495013
*farts right on your face*
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>>495014
あなたはそれをなめるする必要があります。
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>>495017
*my cummy tummy sucks u up*
O__O
No.495019
why did i have to take an interest in something i cant tell other people about
my friends are into music and can play and im sitting here dreaming about doing math shit for a living
No.495020
>>495019
NERD
*gives you an atomic wedgie*
No.495021
>>495019
why can't you ask your friends about music? dipshit
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>>495022
take an interest in the cool kids stuff
No.495025
>>495024
i dont have the desire to though
some of us are fake two face bitches...
No.495026
>>495025
lacking that desire is what makes you weak and undeserving of friends.
No.495027
spider-crab spider-crab
does whatever a spider-crab does
can it swing from a web
no it can't it's a crab
look out it is a spider-crab
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my sound keeps cutting out and i want to die
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>>495030
does anyone in hsg ever talk about it
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No.495033
i'm watching scene kids vine
humans are so weird
looks at this one
https://vine.co/v/eEhMmJ2wLzT
i bet he vapes with sponge
No.495034
i really hecked up my laptop screen
one of the hinges came undone
help
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No.495036
i dont need you useless bitches anyway
i can do it myself
No.495039
what is gravity falls even about?
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>>495042
so vfan and cousinfucker watch it together?
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>>495044
p much
and then they join a haredi settlement, so they can get both things in abundance
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>>495047
who would make this
who would buy it
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No.495053
apparently a female cat is called a queen?
so adult roxykitten would be roxyqueen
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>>495053
>apparently a female cat is called a queen?
you're thinking of bees you stupid SHITHEAD
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>>495052
does it still count as rape if her and dirkgull were just really really drunk
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>>495054
what's the difference, when you get right down to it
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>>495054
this post is so rev
No.495058
File: 1444814085566.png (235.04 KB, 500x458, 250:229, tumblr_mht876I9U91r2g7mto1….png)
WHAT KIND OF AN ASSHOLE DOESN'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CATS AND BEES?
No.495059
my thighs hurt
looks like it's arms day today
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>>495059
>my thighs hurt
hot
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>>495060
r u hot yet
*shrieks in pain seductively*
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>>495055
all drunk sex is rape
no exceptions
No.495066
the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never
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>>495066
How does that buyer's remorse feel?
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>>495070
nonexistent, thank you
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>>495072
uh, yeah
what of it?
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>>495074
what the fuck is a 'kanaya'
No.495076
>>495075
i believe they are referring to my wife
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>>495075
the feminine form of kanye
No.495078
>a bite from kanaya doesn't turn you into a vampire
that's fucking bullshit
No.495079
update your fUCKING COMIC HUSSIE UPDATEEEEEEEEEEE
No.495081
>>495080
homestuck games never being finished seems to be kind of a thing now
No.495082
>>495081
its always been, hussie just made it more relevant
No.495083
real talk hsg
how would you react if hussie killed himself
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>>495078
i hate how vampirism just became a jadeblood thing
it doesn't make any fucking sense for it to have surprised everyone if it's just a fairly normal thing for people like kanaya
i mean yeah it didn't really have an explanation and hussie probably didn't want to devote to much time to explaining it, but man it was stupid to just chalk it up to a blood power when it was clearly not treated that way before
No.495085
how do we make hussie "kill himself"
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>>495083
Mad
That fucker needs to finish this shit
Then he can do whatever he wants idc
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>>495084
where was it said that all jadebloods are rainbow drinkers
that aside the whole vampirism thing is bullshit to begin with
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>>495089
not that all jadebloods are rainbow drinkers, but that it's something that happens to some people in their blood caste
it was said in the meenahquest walkarounds i think
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>>495090
I really can't be assed to read through that thing again
No.495092
Oh how I love wrestling.
Unfortunately girls are no fun to actually try to fight. But i'd love to let a girl win if she does this
No.495093
"you beta bucks... beta... cucks"
eggman's delivery on that line is golden
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Dreams logged: 1 (22)
Images saved: 1
No.495096
Would you cuck me
I'd cuck me
Hard
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>>495100
Look at that ass
Look at those tits
The only gay here is you fagmotron
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>>495100
i will literally fight you for the honor of fit girls
not hyper muscle tho that's too much
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lads
how do we bring back wonk
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>>495106
*vomits noisily directly into your open mouth*
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>>495103
hat the fuck do you consider hyper muscle
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>>495106
offer him a sacrifice (by which I mean moody)
No.495111
legendary super saiyan super saiyan god super saiyan 3 broly
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>>495106
*shits on your body*
*wipes it all over your chest*
*spells the word "no"*
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>>495109
if you consider that to be hyper muscle then you clearly have never been exposed to actual hyper muscle
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>>495113
just spit it out already faglord
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>>495109
Have you seen female bodybuilders
That shit is gross
Musclegirls aren't that
No.495118
i don't want to go to school...
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>>495118
That dog always creeps me out
No.495120
>>495119
the dog is just cute and sad
No.495122
i wonder if the pupper knows something is wrong with lola...
No.495123
>>495121
is she trying out to be a dbz character
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No.495128
does burger king not test their products or did they just not want to warn people about green poopoo
No.495130
>>495128
does it actually make your shit green
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>>495128
how the fuck could they possibly warn people and still expect the burger to sell
your poop being dyed green is harmless, but if you put a sign next to your new product saying "WARNING: EATING WILL CAUSE BRIGHT GREEN DOODIES" people who aren't wesley are going to avoid it regardless
No.495132
>>495130
a lot of people are reporting it
I'm gonna try it myself sometime, pooping peridot will be epic
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>>495131
>>495132
i will kill you, your family, and everything you moderately like if you post some form of "peridot = shit" again
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>Infinity Next is underfunded by 6 days, 4 hours
lol
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>>495140
you're making it the pain even worse if you keep doing that lad
No.495142
do you think they have to lay down a fresh layer of toilet paper over one of the van's seats every time peri needs a ride
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No.495145
ep where ruby fuses with peri when
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>>495145
but shits that burn are the worst
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>>495143
What a waste of tid
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>>495143
is she cosplaying a whale
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>>495150
Just like your pos waifu would do
No.495152
let's make this a waifu board
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>>495152
counter-proposal: no and also fuck you
No.495154
loud dramatic midget club
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No.495156
*wipes 8ooger on your computer screen*
No.495158
*wafts 8ooty stank on your pillow*
No.495159
*picks up mic*
*clears throat*
wweh
*drops mic and wwalks off stage*
No.495160
is the Broadway Karkat guy still in this fanbase
or has he moved on to, like, Opera Lars
No.495161
biilliie jean ii2 not my lover
No.495162
>>495160
>opera lars
i would probably kill myself if that happens
No.495163
ii can't stop sayiing baby mo2e2
baby mo2e2 baby mo2e2
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>>495156
*wipes booger on your taint*
No.495165
lars would most likely be a rapper
No.495166
>"opera lars isn't just my OC........ he's ME! so how DARE you use him in your fic!"
no i could see it
No.495167
ii under2tood that reference
No.495168
HSG, in which country should I eat?
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>>495169
Ok, now, where the hell is it
No.495171
what's wrong with this pupper
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>>495169
>>495170
There is no India, next choice?
No.495173
>>495171
Nothin he jus got a big ol dog head
No.495174
>checks reports
>all of them are either "insulting precious dorito" or "scat porn" (get it because Poopydot)
Wesley chill down with your split personality shtick.
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>>495171
nothing
he's just got quite a mug
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>>495175
I know about the shitting in streets thing,
But you chose the only country with no pavilion.
No.495179
you dont... deserve to speak he name!
No.495180
eating at designated shitting streets
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>>495171
looks like a bobblehead
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>>495174
That's our Wesley!
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>>495180
Hey I just had some chicken curry it was p good
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>>495186
Yes,
And I'm hungry
No.495190
steven/any gem is fucking garbage
you could MAYBE make a case for peri (based on how old she is) or lapis (based on how old she was before getting turned into a battery) but really it's all fucking degenerate and you should feel bad
No.495191
>>495185
slightly less bad but still incredibly awful
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>>495190
we don't really know how old lapis is
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>>495190
but what if he's an adult
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>>495189
You should have:
Belgian waffles
Thai stuff
Absolutely have Japanese for dinner
I can't remember what else I had
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No.495196
fuck all that gay shit
eat the halloween burger anon
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>>495192
i know, which was my point
if she was a kiddo before being poofed and stuck in a mirror for however many thousands of years, then maybe it's okay if she didn't really mature stuck in that form
>>495193
better but unacceptable if he knew the gem in question as a kid and they just waited for him to grow up like a weird circling predator
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>>495197
>just waited for him to grow up like a weird circling predator
that's not how love works anon
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>>495194
Thanks
I'm going to try to eat something now.
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>>495198
i bet you're a roxykitten poster
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>>495198
it is when the love is between what is essentially your adoptive mom you FRICK
No.495202
*locks down a genetically superior male*
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>>495198
my man, you don't "fall in love" with your mom
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>>495199
Japanese pavilion turns into a restaurant after 6pm if you get there early you might be able to get into the one with ladies wearing kimonos
It's on the right before entering the actual restaurant
You'll see a door that is kinda hidden
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>>495201
>>495203
it can happen and there's nothing really wrong with it
it's not like it would happen suddenly anyway
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>>495205
>there's nothing wrong with a mom waiting for her kid to grow up and then fucking him
and so the time has finally come for me to get my kill on
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>>495206
you retard, you're implying that the mom was always in love with the child ever since he was a child
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>>495208
and you're implying that sleeping with someone you raised from childhood isn't in any way exploitative or bad, as long as they're legally aged
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>>495190
I don't even care about how old any of them are I hate steven/gem ships regardless
pretty, super powerful and super smart, precious gem light-projection alien waifus should only be shipped with each other, not some fat jew named steven
I don't care how much of a gem he is either. the point is, aside from rose/greg and steven/connie, su should be strictly /u/ territory
I'm all about steven's platonic relationships with the gems cause it's adorable but the second someone calls it a "ship" I'm like get the fuck out of here
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/u/ is filled with fags tbh
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>>495205
>there's nothing really wrong with it
Cletus.......
No.495218
check this:
spookven cooniverse
No.495219
garshit
amytshit
and poo-rl
No.495220
i hate steven unieverse posters
No.495221
>>495220
this but with dbz
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>>495221
i hate you most of all
No.495224
*posts homestuck on a supposedly-homestuck image board*
No.495225
*Throws an autism shit fit because people like characters I don't like in a childrens cartoon*
No.495226
i think my laptop is dead
ive had this piece of shit for 5 years
all the memeries....
No.495227
>>495224
*rees but in a sickly, pathetic matter*
No.495228
>>495223
this is a lie actually
i hate LITTLE MOUSE most of all
No.495229
>>495225
this but with people liking the characters i do
No.495230
>>495228
why do you hate small rat so much
No.495231
i want the stevey!
give me more, of stevey uni!
No.495232
>>495229
this but with people liking the characters I like or dislike
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>>495227
*posts about my loving relationship with my (imaginary) gf to spite you*
No.495236
>>495230
if you could see post ids youd know why i hate him.........and WESLUY
No.495237
>cooler delayed
>bojack extended
reeee
>do a single character pull because one last chance at bojack
>get a DUPLICATE bojack henchman
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.495238
>>495236
turn em on or make us all mods
No.495239
grant said he'd suck my cocky-kun
No.495240
>>495239
grant's gf go away pls
No.495241
little mouse must do some hardcore shitposting
No.495242
Grant's gf is the thicc one with the glasses and the eyebrows right
No.495243
>>495242
Yeah and the big fat tiddies
No.495244
i wonder if the actual little mouse still posts here
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>>495246
*shoots you*
varmint
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>>495242
are you talking about funky
No.495249
[in screaming adam sandler voice] POOPYDOT POOPYDOT POOPYDOT
No.495250
>>495249
is wesley still reporting all poopydot posts
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>>495242
no that's a shitty tranny
No.495253
>>495251
sleep tight mouser
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>>495245
>>495248
>>495252
No she took a selfie
Isn't he in an LDR kek
No.495255
>>495251
why would they kill the mousey-friends....
>>495254
who
in a what
your posts are confusing
No.495256
>>495254
she has not posted any part of herself on hsg except uh
a finger, i think
and her eye
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>>495258
idk if its in there
hsg's posted eyes a bunch of times
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>>495259
Omg is she fluteanon
Flute anon is cute!
No.495261
>>495259
Does she wear glasses.
Most of those eyes I remember who they belong to, glasses I don't remember.
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>>495261
i only recognize ben, angel, chaz, and myself
who else is there
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>>495255
Long distance relationship
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>>495265
the anon lady who used to play the flute
this is all I know
fun fact which you might not remember: I also used to play the flute, it was mandatory back in elementary school
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>>495264
bottom is loomis
the grainy one with 'red' yes in the bottomish part is leijon, the one above/left of loomis is klok
The one bottomleft of the top left one is kokoro
The giant one in the middle is attention whore
The one to the left of the giant single eye is eszett
Who're you?
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No.495271
I don't know about you lads but I think this trump ad is absolutely epic
it's probably paid daily by someone from pol
No.495272
>>495210
yes that's what i'm saying and it's perfectly fine
you literally have no evidence saying that it's bad
No.495273
==> Grant: Launch Ben.exe
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>>495273
that's not how commands go you unepic fucknut...
No.495276
how do i "shoot in the face" this anon: >>495272
No.495277
"there is nothing wrong with having sex with your child"
-a roxykitten poster, probably
No.495278
>>495276
say what you will, nothing wrong with it
No.495279
>>495278
say what you will, there's something wrong with it
No.495280
>>495276
he's trolling you don't fall for his tricks
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>>495275
>>495282
go to your soc thread fags
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>real life jesus decends from heaven on the wings of his angels, and declares he will speak to his people
>all of the countries around the world send emissaries with gifts and set up cameras to broadcast the even across the world
>jesus clears his throat
>”hear me o' children of godl! i will make homestuck good again"
>"but only if you accept vfan as my respected holy prophet and leader of earth"
would you?
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>>495285
That's not jesus that's the antichrist
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>>495280
not trolling brah, you just can't accept all forms of love
No.495291
>>495285
i wouldn't give up a relatively well-made ham sandwich for homestuck at this point
i just don't care
No.495292
>>495286
That doesn't even fucking look like sponge
No.495293
>>495292
but....... who else could possibly own an iphone.......
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>>495285
Jesus wouldn't do that...
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>>495282
nice unibrow I:^)
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No.495298
HSG give me ideas for what to draw.
The only catch is that it has to be Homestuck.
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>>495298
the only ideas you will get are related to joey
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>>495293
cletus
vfan it seems
me
No.495302
>>495298
grant humping joey
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>>495298
joey with a mituna helmet
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>>495300
Isn't Joey that character from what's basically Homestuck's retarded-sister spin off?
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>>495306
joey is a character from hu$$ie's upcoming game that will suck ass
she is a meme here
🔞
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>>495298
john and whoever swingin on some swings
john launching himself off swing at the highest swang
No.495311
>>495306
fuck off crossboard
No.495312
joey is actually john and jade's half sister
No.495313
joey is actually a doggy slut!
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>>495307
>>495309
>>495311
Don't be mad because Joey is just a bland version of Roxykitten
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>>495315
get out get out get out getoutgetougoutgeoutogoeut dDIDIEIDWEDIDEIDIEDIEDII DUIDE DUIE NDUE DIDE NIGGER DIE DIDE DID FGAFGOE DIED MGI
No.495318
>>495315
No roxkit is not a buttslut
No.495319
>>495315
idk its pretty different
joey is like
>i wanna beat joey to death with a baseball bat! i love joey!
roxykitten is like
>guy just posts dumb vaguely related cat picture
No.495320
my childcare teacher sounds so shitty at raising children
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No.495323
A world where Roxykitten posters and Joeyfriends live together in peace
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>>495322
and she's never going down at the hands of the likes of you
No.495325
>>495323
no, a world where the strongest memes stake their superiority and the weak perish
No.495326
travis, it's meme or be memed!
No.495327
can i reset my computer to factory settings via command prompt
No.495328
>>495327
probably
writing a script to do it would probably be easier than just going ham in the prompt tho
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>>495332
my laptop is all fuggy so i went to reset it to factory settings but the thing immediately became unresponsive so i restarted the laptop and now the boot manager is missing which means i cant do shit
No.495334
>>495333
hope you got factory disks
No.495335
>>495333
starting up the reset to factory settings and then turning off your computer sounds like an excellent plan to brick the shit out of it, dude
No.495336
>>495334
i dont
which means i have to sacrifice my 8 whole dollars and my change to get one
No.495337
>>495335
i know it was dumb but it didnt even begin to start so i thought it wasnt going to render the entire computer unusable
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literally all of the posts in this thread are filtered
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he's like that annoying dog that you pity sometimes because his owner doesn't like him but then you remember there's a reason for that
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>>495341
>>495342
>>495343
i appreci8 the effort but its not the same when its not vfan
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how do i force my friend to stop trying to make me watch this awful "cinema sin" garbage
No.495350
>>495349
You tell them you don't like it and therefore you're done watching it.
No.495351
>>495350
i have
they just won't fucking stop
and the videos are a million years long and without a drop of humor
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>>495353
what does wesley have to do with this
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Can't a8scond, 8ro!!!!!!!!
No.495361
>>495359
*shoots you in the head*
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>>495357
>>495359
>>495360
all these people should be purged
No.495363
>>495360
I'm gonna wreck you kid
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>>495359
>>495360
>>495364
fucking die and take little mouse with you
No.495367
love is a battlefield
*pulls pin*
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>>495359
that joey looks like something's wrong with her
her eyes are too close together, like he her face is too small for her head or something
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>>495369
lola has the opposite problem: her head is too small for her face
joey is the anti-hooligan
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>>495368
but the eyes are actually bigger than the ones of the homestuck babies
the guy just put them really close together
No.495373
roxykitten snapping lola's neck and ending her suffering
No.495374
lola going god tier because they happened to be on quest beds and roxykitten didnt know how god tiers work
No.495375
lola ascending to the fully realized Ball of Goof
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roxykitten and lola fusing together forever
No.495378
'>>495298
President Trump pushing Joey on a swingset as she laughs
No.495379
What if lola is the one who defeats lord english
No.495381
>jude explaining the concepts of widespread economic inequality and corporate influence in politics to joey
>joey calling jude a libcuck
No.495382
who the fuck is lola
is that one of the goofballs
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>500 posts in 15 hours
/hsg/ is on its last legs isnt it
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>>495382
little epic lola...
No.495387
i met her in a club down in old soho
where you drink champagne and it tastes just like coca cola
No.495388
>>495382
she's the little one, who seems to at least someone grasp the horror of her situation on some level and is often seen grimacing in pain
her big sis on the other hand is dumb and blissful, like a cow
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>>495388
>who seems to at least someone grasp the horror of her situation on some level and is often seen grimacing in pain
Jesus christ
No.495390
im gonna go see about volunteering at the pet shelter today!!!
No.495391
i wonder how many trannies there are running around named Lola
No.495392
i wonder how many "women" there are running around named Lola
No.495393
"women" are just men with penises
No.495394
honestly the fascination of some people here with those kids is, uh, really profoundly disturbing
like i've been here for years and i've seen some shit but this in particular just creeps me out more than most things
feels like no matter how bad hsg used to get it was all in good fun, but this is genuine creepiness
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>>495395
damn they really up their game on the dark tone for this
No.495397
>>495394
yeah I just ignore it, tbh
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>>495394
uh, actually, it's "epic"
No.495401
>>495394
it's literally just sponge and wesley
No.495402
>>495399
Holy shit look at her toes they're stacked in an epic row
No.495403
>>495401
>wesley
i haven't posted a goofball in over a week
No.495404
>>495394
you're overreacting to it
I don't goofpost but I don't get what's so creepy about it
No.495407
>>495394
this but ironically
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>>495403
the sad part is that you think that's a lot
No.495411
It is crudely true that if man's caloric intake is sufficient, he will somehow stagger to maturity, and he will reproduce.
This is the unfortunate truth about vfan, AE, Cousin fucker, Grant, and Spacebar
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>>495394
>HSG
>obsessed
it's just sperglard forcing this shit in every thread
No.495413
>>495412
I dont like sponge tbh fam
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reminder that khan came from reddit...
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>>495416
Im still there. Its a good source for news and memes
No.495419
each ree weaker than the last
No.495420
>>495419
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a reeeeeee.
No.495421
>>495395
is this too many cooks
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>>495422
> tumblr_nvte6q8Pc11tlxns3o1
No.495425
>rick and morty simpsons couch gag
this is getting out of hand
No.495426
Anyone has a picture of female frog genitalia
I need it for reasons
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now i'm watching these don't hug me i'm scared videos and i'm not entirely sure how i managed to not know these existed until just now
No.495429
>>495426
[pretend I posted a picture of moody]
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>>495427
hey man it's not like actively look for simpsons news
No.495432
>>495430
No
I need a picture of an actual frog, I tried using google but I only discovered that they have cloacas
No.495433
>>495432
what more do you want
No.495435
>got demo codes for the new zelda
nice
No.495436
>>495433
I need to see one, I want to know if the inside is pink, if it has some kinda labias or if it's like a donut butthole and how shiny it is
No.495437
>>495435
>can install it because i'm running emunand
nice
too bad zelda sux lol
No.495439
>>495436
it's a fucking cloaca nigga
No.495440
>>495439
but I can't draw it like a real one if I've never seen one
No.495441
>>495437
can we ban grant?
No.495442
>>495437
shit taste detected
No.495443
>>495440
why would you draw one
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so this... is the power... of pc modding...
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>>495442
the 2d ones are fine
the 3d ones are a bore
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why is she fighting in a bikini?
I fucking hate japanese games
No.495451
>>495450
fuck off already dudebro
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>>495449
and what's stopping you from just drawing a cloaca
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>>495448
The new one is 2d dunkass
No.495456
>>495455
i know
but fine is not good
its fine
No.495457
>get to do the presentation at the start while helping teach a class this morning
>make an effort to point out a specific mistake a lot of people made yesterday and how to fix it
>half the class still makes the same mistake and they have no idea how to fix it so I have to go through it with them all individually and spoonfed them on what to do
>it's literally impossible for me to not spoonfeed them because the worksheet straight up tells them exactly what to do but none of them bother reading it because no one in the class speaks English as their first language
teaching is fun
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>>495457
a girl in my college level economics course got 1/.25=? wrong. The teacher said to answer in whole numbers and she put 5. She got angry when I said that that was 7th grade math.
No.495462
>>495457
>teaching
>ever
why would you torture yourself
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>>495453
but anon I literally have no idea if this sketch I'm doing is right or not
how does the hole work or how shiny is it or can you even stretch it
I just don't know
No.495465
>>495464
looks about right
No.495466
>>495464
you know what to do
buy a pet frog and molest it
No.495467
>>495466
irl pepes are not for sexual
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>>495467
but how will you learn about its anatomy!?
No.495469
HSG
Googled toad cloaca and it worked I'm finishing this tomorrow
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>ugin compares ulamog's physical form on zendikar to a man sticking his hand in a pond, and the fishes being terrified of the five headed monster above them unaware of the man it is connected to
>jace's epic plan for killing ulamog is using the hedrons to pull the rest of the man into the pond and then killing him
what could possibly go wrong fam
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>>495472
If three old walkers can only hope to restrain them for a while, why the fuck does Jace think that attempting to fight the actual things is a good idea.
Is it just a rule that a planeswalker has to make a horrendously bad decision regarding the Eldrazi every time we go to Zendikar?
Also I forgot it was wednesday, need to go read the UR.
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>>495475
just the idea of
>"well the metaphorical fingers of this monster are flicking around and destroying the entire world, i guess we should grab them and pull the entire creature into the world and then we can fuck it up yeah!!!!!"
like really
that is your epic strat, which you trust in so much that you are going to ignore the advice of super genius dragon jesus to enact
No.495477
>>495476
Maybe Nahiri will show up (and I'm still pretty upset she didn't show up in BFZ) and talk some sense into them.
Sorin comes too, because he needs MORE people to ignore him when trying to deal with the Eldrazi.
Nissa's idiocy must be contagious, since she and Gideon are part of the 'new main 5' she's spreading it to the others.
No.495478
overwatch beta soon, pcfriends
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im tired and i dont feel like going to the shelter anymore
but i must........... for the puppers..........
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>>495480
go its worth it
walk the puppers
feel the epic
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i realized today that i primarily use facebook as a means to watch people i vaguely know have prolonged mental breakdowns
time to get my uninstall on
No.495489
>You've begun to understand the hedrons' true purpose. The Eldrazi can be imprisoned."
>"And how did that work out last time?"
WELL, it was working pretty fine until you tried to fuck with Chandra
No.495490
>>495488
descrive one for us
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>>495491
Jace fucked with Chandra and then Sarkhan came along for the ride and opened the Eye.
Then later on retard elf smashed the prison to pieces.
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>>495490
there's a hispanic friend from highschool who got dumped by his gf like a year ago and since then has done nothing but post depressed, bitter, vaguely threatening statuses and pictures every single day
there's one of my brother's old friends who celebrates his decision to get sober and asks everyone to support him on a weekly basis, only to immediately follow it up with vids of him snorting cocaine and deluges of 420 memes
and there's my bff's gf's friend who convinced herself that her old boyfriend raped her (he did not) and spends every day talking about the struggles of her unique and unfathomable depression and making obvious cries for attention and slapping down anyone who responds to her (including genuine rape survivors) with "you haven't been through anything like what i have...... you could never understand my pain..........."
it's just watching people devolve in slow motion. scream as they press themselves against the bars of the cages you watch them build around themselves. it's unhealthy
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>>495495
I have some people from high school as facebook friends but 99.99% of the time I don't like at the facebook feed.
I don't know why you would want to, ever.
Though I have seen that some black guy who used to be super obese is skinny now. He likes everything he posts and is weirdly religious.
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>>495494
to be fair, she didn't just smash it willy nilly
even contained, the eldrazi were having a cancerous effect on zendikar, so her plan was to smash it and let the eldrazi go terrorize the multiverse
basically fucking over the rest of reality to help zendikar
of course that blew up in her dumb face when one of the eldrazi just said "well hey i'm already here, might as well eat it", but at least there was some semblance of a plan outside of ME SMASH SHINY
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>>495495
sounds interesting
I regularly snoop on my friend's twitter account to see what gay shenanigans he gets up to. I learned that some people I went to primary school with are furries now through this.
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lmaooo these bitch ass niqqas
care about the lore of a card game....
like are you serious tho smh
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>>495499
>she didn't just smash it willy nilly
I mean, she did smash it with a "purpose", as you said, but it was fucking retarded.
It's like saying "Hey you know that mass murderer? The one that kills for shits and giggles? If you let him free he'll totally go to some other place and kill people there, instead of here".
Nissa used to just be a stupid racist who got manipulated, now they're trying to make her the mono green MUH NATURE walker and it's fucking sickening. Garruk didn't have much of a personality but it's miles above Nissa's. Every single story about Nissa has been painfully boring.
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>>495506
did the guy get bigger in the belly
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>>495504
garruk is right where he needs to be though
a mindless, overwhelmingly alpha predator skulking the multiverse, hunting other planeswalkers on instinct, is the best incarnation of his character
retconning nissa to make her more marketable as a main character is shitty though, i agree
No.495512
>>495510
My bet is the next block is dealing with Liliana's shit, and that comes with dealing with Garruk.
Hopefully they fix him and he just goes back to playing with his animals, or at the least stops being green/black.
Jace already shoved a hedron into him so he would stop gaining power as quickly, and they're going to eventually do something with him, because he is a danger to every other planeswalker.
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*dangles balls over a bear trap*
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>>495512
i don't want him to be fixed tbh
i like the lurking rabid serial killer angle. having him prowling around as a constant threat, possibly anywhere, hunting his game is neat.
him going back to just I AM A HUNTER would be disappointing.
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>>495516
Well give us a mono-green walker that isn't shit then.
They could revive Freyalise via plot bullshit but I really doubt that.
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>>495516
Well since I'm assuming the super friends are going to be successful in fixing him, maybe he can realize that getting help from other people is actually a good thing and not be 100% anthrophobic.
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>>495520
little moooooouse~
No.495522
>>495457
> no one in the class speaks English as their first language
gee willikers I wonder if that has something to do with the problem.
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>>495521
switch to default board css
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i still want a sleep tight pupper emote goddammit
No.495529
>>495528
eventually
adding those things is effort
i have to copy and paste the css
upload a picture to imgur
pick out a new emoji to replace
add a word filter and update the emoji.html page
No.495530
how do i joey without googling the unicode
No.495531
>>495530
🔞 = :joey face: no space
No.495532
>>495530
you can highlight the joey picture, copy, and paste it into the message box and it'll give you the replaced character
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>>495532
i didnt even know you could do that
neat
No.495535
>>495530
🔞 = :Joey Face: NO SPACE
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>>495534
i actually did it on accident, it doesn't seem like it should work but it's cool that it does
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>>495540
aren't you the leader of the bunch?
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there was a game i wanted to play in my free time after nycc
but
i cant remember what it was
rrreeeeee
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>>495546
wait i got this
tf2 or nuclear throne
no need to thank me fam
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Manlets, when will they learn...
No.495550
>>495547
no
it was somethign else
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we should play a game
a real one not fucking bgo
No.495555
>>495554
pokemon showdown
get in lads
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>>495554
but thats like the only game you can coordinate hsg to play
No.495560
>>495559
it doesnt need to be everyone
im justbored
No.495561
>>495557
again, you only think it's shit because you're bad at it
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>>495557
shit game or shit taste......................
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>>495560
i need to do a paper but we could mge afterwards
>>495561
sf-style fighting games in general are boring
No.495566
>>495564
I'm not drsonic though??
No.495567
I want to fug the girl from Scott Pilgrim
No.495568
>>495567
manic pixie dream girls are literally the most plebian of tastes
No.495569
>>495568
Take a guess if I give a shit
Hint: I don't
No.495570
>>495561
no
its shit because its bad, bitch
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i wish bluestacks wasn't such a piece of shit that froze all the time
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>>495573
ill play monopoly
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No.495579
>have to be 18+ to volunteer at the pet shelter without a parent/guardian
>im going to have to spend every single moment with my mother
what the fuck is this..........
No.495580
this thread is 20 whole hours old
when is hsg going to die
No.495581
>>495579
literal child begone
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>>495581
im 13, im not a kid anymore mom
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>>495579
get outta here you stupid kid you're like twelve you stupid kid
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>>495589
smooth move, dipshit