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No.495600
poor poor thread
poor little thread
No.495611
This is better than grants thread
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>>495600
*plays with thread*
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No.497097
lets cuck this thread and go here instead
>>497092
>>497092
>>497092
>>497092
No.497098
>you can't abort the mission during a quiet exit
horseshit
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No.497100
i should learn how to draw so i can have all the Homestuck porn i want
No.497102
No.497103
this fucking cat wont leave me the hell alone
No.497104
>you can't abort the baby during a quiet exit
horseshit
No.497105
going to try getting some contact lenses in soon
wish me luck
No.497106
No.497107
Robespierre did nothing wrong
No.497108
You know who did nothing wrong?
Hitler
No.497109
No.497110
imagine if hitler was still alive
No.497112
Imagine if poopydot wasn't poop
No.497113
In another universe maybe
Maybe another
Steven universe
No.497114
i wonder how joosten feels about kojima's obsession with her
i mean they know each other in person, if they aren't fucking behind his wife's back it's gotta be awkward as hell.
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>>497115
that one gaijin lady with no chin
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No.497118
Cletus Cletus bo-beetus banana-nana fo fetus
me-ma-mo metis
Cletus
No.497119
humble capcom bum fumble bundle
gay what you want
No.497120
>the one day in months I have an important meeting first thing in the morning
>the only day I oversleep
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>>497120
say you were in a traffic jam
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>>497121
lying is bad
bad is wrong
wrong is gay
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>>497124
Have fun getting fired.
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>>497120
Say you were in a space jam
No.497130
this
*dean scream*
Is my cocky-kun
No.497132
FUCKING NORMIES
IN MY FUCKING KITCHEN
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No.497134
Dreams logged: 1 (563)
Images saved: 3 (3)
No.497135
>totalbiscuit showed his fridge in a video
>it was filled to the brim with heat-and-eat meals and sodas
>comments full of "well of COURSE he got cancer with that diet!"
fucking normies fucking NORMS making my diet give cancer?? no... LYING about my diet giving cancer... to make me starve??? won't work. because the normies didn't account for my certain connections to deal with them.... gthe normies DIDN'T FUCKING COUNT FOR that and so now theyll learn
No.497136
the neighbor girl just came to my door asking for a jump ;)
No.497137
on the next episode of steven universe: peridot becomes a toilet slave
No.497138
FUCKING NORMIES
WITH MY DICK
No.497139
>>497135
Does diet affect cancer rates
No.497140
>>497139
everything causes cancer
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>>497139
colon cancer is mostly hereditary i think
No.497142
betrayed by your own ass... what a shame
No.497143
we need a new std to fuck over the norms
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>>497143
I miss times when the government would engineer diseases that fuck over groups they didn't like.
No.497146
hey kids what have you been up to, me I've decided to catch a ride on the dot com boom and become one a them programmers
so far I have no job and maybe a tenth of a portfolio, which is at least an improvement over being a shitty NEET and also not having an exit plan for shitty NEET-hood
No.497147
>>497143
there's already one, it's called pregnancy
No.497148
>>497146
i went to try contact lenses today
got 'em in but they need to order a different pair because those ones were too strong
saw myself in the mirror without glasses for the first time in over a decade and might have cried a little
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No.497150
>>497148
happy tears or shock to the self-image tears
nah I'm kidding only beautiful people with healthy self-esteems post in HSG
hope you get yr eye situation straightened out! I'm a little jelly of anyone who has normal vision problems you can get contacts for, but then again I can "see" pretty normally if I don't have to process 3D shapes, use my left eye, or find something on a cluttered surface... lmao
No.497151
>>497146
my plan is to graduate college and then become a whore
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No.497153
>>497150
i dunno, it was just super weird
like if you looked in the mirror one day and your nose was missing or something
a thing i considered just part of my face was missing
No.497154
>>497151
honestly if I wasn't fat, ugly, and perpetually booty-bothered in a depressingly literal way, I'd probably have done a little sex work on the side at some point. I can't really stomach the thought of working full-time doing something I actively dislike, though, and even giving out charity sex got real depressing for me real fast
>>497153
I feel that, sort of, in an abstract way. when I got my eyebrows did for the first time I couldn't really recognize myself, it changed the shape of my face so much. I know that sounds stupid but it really tripped me out for weeks. In a good way, though, I like them better neatly shaped
No.497155
>old friend on $500,000 bond for beating someone to death
you think you know a person
No.497156
>>497146
protip: get a degree
even if you're an terrible programmer, if you have a degree to get your foot in the door, you're likely to get a well-paying job somewhere. the market is starved
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>>497155
maybe they had a good reason
No.497159
>>497155
a real friend would pay his bond
No.497160
>>497157
no it's was pretty further down south of the state i live in
he got into drunken fight with another person and started to beat them with a "blunt object" with the person dying in the hospital the next day
crazy shit, good thing i stopped regularly talking to him
No.497161
>>497156
I have a B.A. in linguistics now, which is. super marketable. I took like two Comp Sci classes in undergrad though. barely showed up to either of them, but also I got an A in at least the second one so who cares right
if any of you are still in undergrad, the best advice I can give you is to balance out anything big/serious you have to do in senior year with freshman courses. especially soft sciences because if you're reasonably thoughtful they won't teach you anything in 101 you don't already know, but anything you have any natural aptitude for is good. professors fucking love seniors in their freshman intro courses, anyone who's comfortable talking in class and can fake having read the material from context is a superstar compared to the average freshman. I literally attended fewer than half of the class periods in that last Comp Sci class, showed up to the final exam, turned in my exam before anyone else, and apologized to the professor for giving bullshit answers on the questions about search and sort algorithms (the like, one thing I should have been in class for). he didn't give a shit, I turned in all my homework on time, it all compiled, and I usually threw on some bells and whistles for kicks too.
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>>497162
that's literally what they just did
No.497164
>>497160
I meant close friends with him
No.497166
and this
*bergentrückung plays*
is my cocky-kun
No.497167
>>497163
the "go" implies I should be doing it somewhere else
has anyone ever (been so far as to) riffed on "come blog about it" or its equivalent? there are Google hits, but they look like people haven't picked up on the memetic inversion potential really
No.497168
why do all adult cartoons have bad art style anyway
No.497170
>>497165
>people who bring up homo sapiens when being called a homo
when will this meme die
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No.497172
>>497165
i'm telling you man
reading YT comments as if they're all written ironically is an excellent way to hone your shitposting strats
No.497173
i think i fucked up making this tea... i fucked up making tea..............
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>>497172
the impression I get is that the first guy was just trolling and the others took him seriously
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>>497172
there's something vaguely orwellian about this and I can't put my finger on it
something about everyone collectively pretending everyone else is smarter than appearances and studying their behavior so as to more effectively appear stupid
that's not really my brand of dystopia though
No.497181
vita general starts admitting nep and senran are kusoge once steam gets them
No.497182
>>497181
SK never looked like it played particularly well. I've always had a passing latent interest in trying the series but I wasn't lying to myself about why
No.497183
>>497181
wait who what admits where and when are why now
No.497184
>>497182
my friend claims to this day that they bought akiba strip because "the gameplay looks fun"
No.497185
>>497181
is there really a game with CIA in it
No.497186
>>497181
You mind repeating this in English?
No.497187
>>497185
apparently he's a villain or something in "quantum break"
looks a bit drecky
No.497188
>>497183
>>497186
kusoge means shit game you dumb fucking gaijin
No.497189
>>497154
I don't know how quickly I'd tire of it but I'd have certainly attempted being a prostitute long ago if it was legal
No.497190
>>497188
be fair, there are four proper nouns in that sentence, and only one of them I'm pretty sure is in its full, standard form
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No.497192
[obama voice] die, weeb, die
No.497193
>>497184
any game with stripping peoples clothes off is automatically gonna have bad gameplay
i recommend killing your friend
No.497194
and so it all comes together
the vitard hater has been a fellow weeb all along
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>>497193
demon master chris was actually pretty fun
No.497197
i think this tea is making me feel sick
No.497198
>>497197
what is it some calea z.?
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>>497197
stop drinkin it then ya goober
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>>497197
>me at a meetup recently: aw hell yeah free tea
it wasn't sweet
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>>497202
>not liking sweet tea
No.497205
*pours a bag of sugar into your tea*
how's that for sweet, you whore
No.497206
>>497203
god only knows, I live in the American South and this was an hour south of my hometown so like. I thought I was safe. it was one of those pretentious coffee shops they call "crunchy" so maybe bitter piss is what they drink in Portland or something?
>>497202
look at that hentai girl inhaling all that delicious sugary tea
No.497207
i drink this tea because diet soda gives the cancer and i don't want to be TB, but then it has the gall to make me feel bad? why?? unepic? why???
i hate this, i just want some of the fizzy pop! but i have to feel bad instead.....
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>>497207
how much of it have you been drinking, and have you been using milk? it's entirely possible to overcaffeinate on tea, easier even than on soda, and caffeine stimulates the bowels which usually comes with a side of nausea for me. as for milk, it mellows out the bitter taste so that could help, but of course even many lactose-tolerant adults can over-do dairy. so if you're already drinking milk and lots of it, that could be causing your uneasy feeling.
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>>497209
only two cups, one bag
my head feels all clammy, feels like a cramp in my brain... why is tea doing this to me i wanted to be healthy i don't want to be TB please god
No.497212
sometimes I think about usagi drop and get really mad at how these two didn't fuck
No.497213
>>497211
is it something heavily caffeinated?
No.497214
>>497211
oh, then it's probably not the caffeine if you already had a soda habit. I'm pretty sure the second cup of tea with the same bag contributes no significant additional caffeine. man, I dunno, I assume tea can be spoiled like anything else, although I think it has a really long shelf life normally.
No.497215
>>497212
Sometimes I think about usagi drop and get really mad because it's ultimately a story about a guy fucking his daughter played seriously.
No.497216
>>497215
yeah that's a valid reason too I guess
No.497217
>>497213
it is... "cranberry blood orange harmony" with a "caffeine rating" of "four leaves out of five"
how do i defeat the power of four leaves
No.497218
>>497216
I can't even understand that decision. Did the Japanese even like it? I'm going to guess no since the anime adaption completely cut that whole thing out.
No.497219
>>497217
move on to 8 leaves
No.497220
do you think ska will ever return
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No.497224
>mfw some asshole just threw a beer bottle at my house and now there's shards everywhere
No.497225
literally what is usagi drop
No.497226
>accidentally lean forward a little while doing squats
>life flashes before my eyes
No.497227
>when adults say the word silly to other adults with no hint of insincerity, and not even in one of the few acceptable, negative-slanted fixed forms, like they think something's funny and they describe it as silly
this gives other people the creeps, right? I don't know what it is about that word, but it sounds so infantile coming from adults, I usually have to suppress a full-body shudder
No.497228
i have an interview in 2 hours and i want to die
why is talking so hard
No.497229
>>497227
stfu already sjwkun
No.497230
>>497227
the only thing that gives me the creeps is ur face lol
No.497231
>>497228
do theater, it's a great way to practice controlling your mannerisms when you're nervous
>>497229
>>497230
don't tell me there are s-word apologists in HSG, of all places!
No.497232
>>497231
nothing wrong with people saying silly
when people say icky, however...
No.497234
you silly. there's nothing icky about cunnies
No.497235
>>497232
I don't agree with the first bit there, but good God you're right, *cky is so much worse
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>>497235
what's worse, icky or yucky
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No.497239
FUCKKKKKKKKKK FUCK FUCKK FUUUCCK
No.497240
ive only seen yucky used exclusively for small children
No.497241
FUCKKKKKKKKKKY FUCKY FUCKKY FUUUCCKY
No.497242
TELL ME ABOUT ATOM SMASHER
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
No.497243
>>497237
that one's definitely weird to hear in an adult setting, but for some reason it doesn't bother me as much as either of the others. Maybe because I hear people say "yuck" a fair amount, but I don't really know anyone who says "ick"?
No.497244
>>497242
i thought atom smasher was that guy from kick ass 2
No.497245
>>497242
to hide his weird looking face
No.497246
>>497231
chill out you silly faggot
No.497247
>>497246
that's one of the fixed negative-slanted forms, though. "silly + [pejorative]" is very productive, although to me it sounds kind of British.
No.497250
Is zoom going to be better or worse than reverse-flash
No.497251
No.497252
the mission: repalce "gross" in the twitter advocate lexicon with "yucky"
No.497253
>>497252
a lot of them already use babytalk like that
No.497255
>>497249
didn't care enough to read tbqh
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>>497255
you only really need to read the title to get a good idea of what the rest will be
No.497260
>>497259
no i figured out what the content was
i still don't care
No.497262
i wonder of hussie is okay
is he still not eating enough
is his relationship doing well
No.497264
>>497262
didn't he break up with rachel
No.497265
>>497264
did he?
i wonder why the comic didn't suddenly return to its old standard of quality
No.497266
>>497265
was old hussie funnier or just more accessible to the lowest common denominator
No.497267
>>497265
a city filled with pollution doesn't automatically get better when people stop polluting
No.497268
>>497266
he was far less preachy for a start
No.497269
>>497262
do you think he's seeking a life of minimalism out in the woods with no outside connection while a phone rings endlessly back home
No.497270
>>497267
guess so
and i mean, there's still the thing with trying to please tumblr in general, not just her
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>>497265
Hussie will never be as good as he was.
He surrounded himself is shitbirds.
Now he has become one with them
No.497274
>>497266
Hussie was funnier. His writing seemed much more relaxed and much less restricted. When Homestuck got huge and he could no longer keep up with the MSPA style comic then it failed.
No.497275
>>497274
fuck scratch it failed. His comedy writing skills started going down the tubes and now its just horrible and dry.
No.497276
>>497275
>now its just horrible and dry
don't forget fast and loose
No.497277
i used to be really impressed by hussie's writing
like he was somehow effortlessly keeping hundreds of balls in the air at once and somehow managing to keep us from seeing any except the ones he wanted us to
and maybe it's just me that's changed, but i don't feel that any more
it's like this amazing manic energy and creativity has left the story
No.497278
>>497268
I can understand why you'd have that perception.
>>497274
I'm legitimately in the minority here, but I think Homestuck is ending up more interesting and better written than where most people seem to think it hit its peak. Also, leaving aside humor- it's fair to say that the tone changed a lot, but it's as hard for me to convince you that it changed for the better as it is for you to convince me it got worse- he has a real strength as a character writer that's only developed as Homestuck has progressed.
Mind, I'm not saying Hussie's writing, or Homestuck, has only gotten better. There was a real dip in Act 6. But I also think some of the best shit in Homestuck follows that nadir.
No.497279
>>497277
probably because it stopped?
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No.497284
it also freaks me out that I probably wouldn't think as negatively about the worst parts of Act 6 if I hadn't been here for it. like, I'm not trying to diss you guys, but is there a worse kind of peer pressure than imageboard peer pressure? in terms of what it says about you if you're influenced by it?
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>>497287
what is she saying
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No.497290
>phone vibrates
>thought one of my cyber sluts or old semi-normie friends decided to finally text me
>check phone
>it's rev
No.497291
>>497118
i am laughing like an idiot
No.497292
>>497290
sponge why did you give him your number... i cant think of anything less epic to do
No.497293
screaming at people on my bike
No.497294
>he has a real strength as a character writer that's only developed as Homestuck has progressed.
no one whos read roxy and calliope interact can say this in good faith
No.497296
Would you go ass to mouth?
No.497297
Vote here for opinions on ass to mouth
http://strawpoll.me/5750010
No.497298
>>497294
I think I've said before- under this name, even- that I politely ignore most HSG consensus on female characters
No.497299
>>497290
you know what to do...
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No.497301
>>497298
yeah, we're used to trip and namefags thinking they're better than us
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>>497297
>1 vote
sponge lad...
No.497304
For the artists here who might be interested there's a porn drawing contest on /vp/ prize is videogames
>>>/vp/5137
No.497305
>>497301
>has a minority opinion
>must have a superiority complex
nah, I'm fucking with you. I really do think my opinions about Homestuck are superior to yours. it's objective fact! you're husbandos, there shit.
No.497306
>>497298
yeah thats why that conversation is bad you found me out, its not that its a fucking slog to read or anything, i just really, really hate women
boy you sure are smart
No.497307
i keep forgetting that good things only happen to me so that when bad things inevitably happen they feel all the worse
No.497308
>>497306
we don't have reconcilable subjectivities on this subject. I really enjoy Roxy/Calliope interactions, and I think it's one of the most solid parts of Act 6 overall. You, on the other hand, find it intolerable to read. There's no point in convincing me that my perceptions are incorrect, even though they are irreconcilable with yours. One of the basic premises of human interaction is that somewhere, somehow, there is an objective reality in which both of our contradictory opinions are not only possible, but inevitable; one of the basic failings of that premise is that none of us can escape our subjectivities into that objective space. You have your opinions about what things we presume objectively exist lead to my wrong opinion, I have my opinions about what things lead to yours.
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No.497310
>>497308
Didn't read this. Shut up, bitch
No.497311
>>497308
>stretching 'well that's like, your opinion man' into that many words
no wonder you like calliope conversations you pseudointellectual cunt
No.497312
>>497311
Sorry, I've been awake for about 24 hours, I'm starting to hit my verbose phase. Uh. More verbose than usual.
No.497314
rose except it's a fat guy
No.497315
>>497308
>I really enjoy Roxy/Calliope interactions, and I think it's one of the most solid parts of Act 6 overall
Eh
No.497316
>>497292
he's an epic boy!
>>497295
i know... you're right...
>>497299
w-what should i do
No.497317
No.497318
And remember...
*clears throat*
You do it for her...
and you would do it again!
No.497319
>>497318
no
i do it for free
No.497320
>>497316
make it so rev never bothers you again...
No.497321
>You will never do it for Pearl
No.497322
no one said the candy was sugar free
No.497323
i want to send pearl love letters only to have her throw it away
No.497324
>>497320
he isn't bothering me! i just need a different kind of epic attention in addition to the kind he provides...
No.497325
I'll worship your ass & here my offering......Bitch Freiza -stuff his tight ass with my hard cock- I've waited years to fuck you like this Whore Freiza
No.497326
>>497324
does he talk to you regularly
No.497327
>>497326
nah, not regularly
maybe once or twice every two weeks
i like it
No.497328
*Complains about Tumblr being triggered easily*
*Uses HSG as my personal hugbox for when the evil ess jay doubleus trigger me*
No.497329
>>497328
suck my cocky-kun
choke on it
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>>497328
cutting observation but have you considered
*shits down your throat*
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>>497314
>mom: what are you doing?
>me: just drawing, nothing productive, sorry
>mom: I just thought you were drawing someone specific, like Donald Trump as a kid or something
I'll never be rid of THAT headcanon
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>>497337
and now you're filtered
No.497340
there are some parakeets that wont shut up outside
No.497341
>Recommended channel for you: Hasbro Studios Shorts
No.497342
>>497314
i read "except it's a fat gay" and i thought you just meant regular rose
No.497344
>>497337
why is rosald latrump making a dreamworks face at me.........
No.497345
>>497342
rose ain't fat
only her butt is
No.497346
>>497344
why is he on his toes
why is his left hand
why are his sweatpants made of clay
why is the cat oddly aliased-looking at its fur tufts
the answer is simple:
original character donut steel
No.497347
theres some kind of fucking band that wont shut up outside
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>>497350
that was the wrong webm..... fuck..............
No.497353
>>497352
beta buck........... beta cuck
No.497355
>>497349
what a piece of shit
No.497358
>>497357
good night but delete this
No.497359
poor trigger discipline is my trigger
No.497360
>>497358
wait, "sleep tight pupper is a bannable offense now" delete this or "I personally am irritated by one or more things about this post" delete this
No.497361
i may be a buck... i may a cuck..... but this world is my oyster, and when everyone's blackpilled, nobody will be..........
No.497362
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuns
No.497363
what if triggers are my trigger
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No.497365
>>497360
DE
LETE
THIS
no you're not going to be banned dude it's fine
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>>497365
oh cool, thanks for the Straight Shootin' (lmao guns)
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>>497360
vandalizing the pupper is a bannable offense
No.497371
why did he have to come back
why
No.497372
>>497371
he'll leave when he gets bored again
No.497373
>>497371
i came back because nycc ended
sorry dude
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No.497376
*hangs on the edge of tomorrow*
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>>497374
>>497379
even when this is ironic it's bad
No.497381
>>497380
*takes off shoes*
*shoves feet in your face*
No.497382
the one good thing about perbear (peridot) is that she has no foot on which to fag
No.497383
>>497381
*covers your feet in gasoline*
*sets them on fire*
No.497384
>>497382
that's not gonna stop them
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>>497382
anon-kun...
could it be you're mistaking peri's cutesy-wutesy widdle socky-wockies for her footsy-wootsies?
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No.497389
>>497382
she does have feet??
No.497390
>>497385
>>497389
she does not have toes, which is the "catnip" of the footfags
>>497387
do not make me get my kill on
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No.497395
peridot's soft, soft socks
caressing your dick with their velvety touch
No.497396
kissing the front of peridot's bare foot
No.497397
>>497395
die perifootshitter
No.497398
so she's barefoot all the time then
No.497399
>>497398
no it's clothes, like garnet
her regular foot isn't her literal one I guess
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i want to rub peri's soft feet
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No.497408
You don't know the awesomeness of a Peri's paw pads?
No.497409
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No.497411
hey guess who's undesirable. me. guess who's desired by absolutely no-one. me again. let's switch it up. how undesirable am I? 💯💯💯
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>>497391
whats up with that peepee?
No.497415
>>497414
I dont even understand this
No.497416
i googled yucky masculinity...
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No.497422
this is what fags fap to, lol
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>>497423
go sweep yourself under the rug
No.497426
>>497425
can't; too sweepy
No.497427
suddenly it all makes sense
all the genderswapping and raceswapping of characters
it was all leading to one big Cuck
No.497428
>>497427
is this thorina and captain african-america
No.497429
No.497430
>>497427
how do we remove femthor
No.497431
>>497430
you have to out-debate her in the topic of ethics in hammer-wielding WITHOUT mansplaining
No.497432
>>497431
but i'm a guy, EVERYTHING i say is mansplaining!
No.497433
>>497424
Used to be known as Nitrotitan
No.497434
it's time for this island to go through a redistribution of style and grace
No.497435
>>497427
>a man kissing a woman
literally rape
i can't believe they let people post this
No.497436
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>>497435
black people can't commit rape because rape = power - consent
No.497438
>Gaza City - Thousands of Palestinians have protested across the occupied Palestinian territory in a "Day of Rage", as clashes with Israeli forces have left two Palestinian demonstrators dead and dozens more injured.
Nothing to see here, lads, just self-defense as usual!
No.497439
fingers crossed for asspee's ticket
No.497440
No.497441
>>497437
you forgot it's a black MAN so you have to factor in male privilege, leading to the correct equation:
rape = ( (power * privilege) / PatreonDonations ) - consent
No.497442
I still find it incredibly amusing how some kid from Palestina is basically stalking an actual Jewess, it's like something from a romcom
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>>497442
what, ae
you know that's not an actual thing, right
No.497445
planet earth being renamed Planet Cuck after being annexed by aliens
No.497446
won't it be crazy if that thing really is a dyson sphere being built
and for the rest of human history we'll be able to monitor the progress of our cosmic neighbors from 1500 years ago as they make progress
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>>497446
what an interesting potential idea for a novel
hey, what if we observed them doing something cool that seemed to be totally beneficial and copied them, and then had to watch their society fall apart because of that thing while knowing that our society would go through it next
i should file that one away for further consideration
No.497449
>>497442
Homeo and Jewliet
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No.497451
>>497446
it would be cool if we got to steal their technology
No.497452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf_LzWQ0jpI
This song, with the word cuck replacing rock
No.497453
>>497448
file this away
*grabs dick*
No.497454
>>497451
i doubt we'd ever be able to have a high enough resolution on the pictures and readings to actually see the specifics of their technologies
we'd just have to watch it grow and be like woah dude
No.497455
>watching a mtgo draft
>she picks some cards i wouldn't have
how do i make her pay for her crimes
No.497456
>>497453
a'ight
*files your dick away under 'm' for 'minuscule'*
No.497457
>>497455
shes a woman, theyre naturally stupid
No.497458
No.497459
the guy who was conducting the interview only asked me one question and then he talked for the rest of the time
im not as confident as i was about getting the job though, the first two weeks conflict with my school time and im not old enough to man the machinery
No.497460
>>497459
you should have offered him a handy j.
No.497461
No.497465
this
*whips out dong, puts it in your vagina, and then uses some magical goopy powers (???) to swap them*
is your cocky-kun
No.497466
>you'll never kiss a cute boy
fuck
fuck
No.497467
>>497466
boys cant be cute
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>>497466
we get it already, you're gay and desperate as hell. you've made this blog post before.
No.497471
>>497456
that's m for mega-sized you cuck
No.497472
such a failure at romance you make yourself gay
No.497473
>>497471
More like miniature-sized
No.497474
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>>497470
i'm bi, excuse you
No.497476
No.497477
xlr is a nice lad
but he really really needs to leave the house or talk to people
No.497478
>>497466
convince some white twink that you have a bbc but he has to kiss you first before he sees it
No.497481
me throat is swollen from sneezing so much
pls help
No.497482
vfan is a nice lad
but he really needs to eat my dick
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No.497485
>>497483
shit forced meme character from shit forced meme game
No.497488
i want vfan to touch my cocky-kun
No.497489
i want to touch vfan's cocky-kun
No.497490
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>>497491
post your hotdick lol
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No.497498
so I tried and failed to sleep for, what, three and a half hours
I love... dying... and being dead
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>>497499
see you just ousted yourself because everyone knows i filter khan
if you're going to pretend to be me do it better next time
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>>497503
who thef fuck is "you"
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No.497511
[iyɨʉɯuɪʏʊeøɘɵɤoəɛœɜɞʌɔæɐaɶɑɒ] <John Madden>
No.497512
vfan's vagina is so big it needs and icepick
????
No.497515
No.497516
vfan's taste is so shit she thinks chvrches isn't generic synthpop crap
No.497517
vfan's vagina is so big it gets pulled over for speeding
????????????
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No.497519
well i did it
i filtered myself
No.497521
my dick is stuck in a pencil sharpener
i thought it was penis sharpener...........
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No.497524
and then get cucked by his corpse
No.497525
make flame love not flame war
No.497527
>>497525
pacifism is for the swiss
No.497528
vfan's vagina so big it gets with literally anyone
No.497529
>>497528
not me! the cuck!
No.497530
what's a good seed ratio to have? you know, for when I'm torrenting things. legally. I presume people do that, because I do that, and I'm people.
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>>497534
shut up dude you traded nudes with wesley
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No.497537
vfan's vagina: always open
No.497539
>>497532
okay, I assume from your answer that that's a stupid question, but for the record I am perfectly aware that the seed ratio is a positive, unit-less float, because the units on both sides cancel out, and its relationship to transmission speed is more indirect than that
>>497536
huh. so is 4 across all my legal torrents... bad?
No.497540
vfan's vagine, home to many
No.497541
my dick so small it can only get with vfan
No.497542
>>497530
It's considered polite to get over 1.0. That means you got a copy and then shared (overall) a copy, giving back as much as you got. More than that is up to you, some do it to compensate for leeches who don't share at all.
No.497543
>>497539
4.0?
that's good.
your seed ratio is the amount of data you've seeded vs the amount of data that you've downloaded. The lower it is, the worse.
No.497544
>>497530
Not at all, means you gave out four times as much as you got. You're a model citizen.
No.497545
>>497542
>>497543
>>497544
oh, cool. so for once in my life my net influence on a system was positive
No.497547
an alternate timeline where hitler was bad
No.497549
*gets sucked up in a giant vagina*
AM I BEING DETAINED?
No.497551
HSG i'm wooing a qt with my knowledge on comic books
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>>497545
fuck off and die already
No.497556
>a girl on my facebook is lining around her entire eye like she's Avril fucking Levigne
I just want to save her from herself
>>497554
is dying like sleep? because I'm interested and want to hear more
No.497558
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>>497553
does grant want wesley's sloppy seconds...
No.497563
>fly in my room
gb2 not here wtf
No.497564
hamster spelunkers. they should make an anime about that
digdig
No.497565
>>497501
please watch thisvideo
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>>497566
fucking do it you bitch boy
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>>497465
finally I'm a real boy!
wheeeeeeeeee
No.497570
"actually, cops are good" fits the mold of post-ironic contrarianism perfectly
No.497571
>>497570
cops are genuinely good for the very large part though
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No.497574
hi its me
sovvereign citizen eri
am i bein detained
No.497576
>>497571
no i'm just saying it fits
naive 5-year old sincerity: cops are good
rebellious teen contrarian: fuck pigs
post-irony: actually they are good
No.497577
>5 new posts
>all of them grant
oh bother
No.497579
>0 vfan posts in 14 minutes
good grief
No.497580
No.497581
nigga i aint been outside in a minute
No.497582
>>497580
dont fucking scare me like that
No.497583
>>497582
like what?
grant gave the board to me
No.497584
i for one welcome our peri overlords
No.497585
No.497587
are spotify's ads targeted? because if so they have a really odd idea of who I am as a person. like what about my contemporary pop get-hype playlist says "Yeah, I'd buy a collection of tracks from the Paul McCartney Archives"
No.497588
remember when vfan was here
i miss that
i miss when shed make lengthy posts about her dumb dinosaur game no one gave a shit about and derail entire threads into communism
grant think about it, give the board to vfan, for the good old days' sake
maybe she could make hsg good for a change
No.497589
man I sure love it when 8ch starts fucking up like this
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No.497591
>>497588
consider the following
blow your brains out
No.497593
>>497591
weve been over this
theres no reason for you to do this
its null
give up the board
youll never do anything good or benefit anyone and no one expects you to but you could try not being a huge shit
No.497595
>>497594
>>497592
look at what youve reduced her to
are you pleased with yourself you insolent manchild
No.497597
feel of the colossus: ree of the earth
No.497598
>>497596
i should rewatch the john dies at the end movie
No.497599
she used to be human
now shes just a bad meme machine
No.497600
>>497599
she's better like this tbh
No.497603
So i didn't get to makeout over comics
yet
No.497604
>>497601
>>497602
some some ae cuck porn captions
No.497605
okay so the working theory is that grant got sharktits to crack vfans trip
that or vfan lost her sense of humor in a tragic accident involving steak fajita
No.497608
>>497607
ive trained for this
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>>497605
you are such a pathetic worm
No.497613
>>497606
i still don't know what weslidot's head is doing just kind of floating over there in the corner of the warehouse
the promethean grant/bsb penis fusion golem doesn't really benefit from weslidot's presence
No.497614
ae makes me do the crumply face
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>>497613
he's getting ready to suck the penis fusion with his dsl
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No.497620
permaban poopydot posters
No.497621
>human bill cipher
rreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
No.497623
No.497625
permaban people who post poopydot (wes)
No.497628
>>497626
post the cocky-kun one
No.497629
>>497598
no you shouldn't the creator is a huge fag now
No.497631
>>497629
yeah but i still like the book
No.497632
>>497630
no I mean the one with wes sucking his own duck
No.497633
brokenspacebar is a cuckold in denial
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No.497642
wesley
i hate you
and i hate your faggot dick
and i hope you fall down some stairs
No.497643
how do we stop wesley's peepee
No.497644
>>497643
foreskin reconstruction surgery
No.497645
WESLEY "THE OUROBOROS"
VERSUS
"RABID DOG" ZWID
No.497647
No.497649
imagine living in a place where you couldn't fart when you want to, where you want to
No.497650
zwonksley
the ultimate pedo
No.497651
>>497650
needs some hellstrider
No.497652
don't be mean to wesley!
his dick is kind of cute...
No.497653
No.497654
imagine if farts were replaced with burps and vice versa
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>>497654
*accidentally farts during kissing*
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>>497660
how do you make poop scary
No.497663
>>497662
pooping is a pretty scary experience when it involves blood
No.497664
>>497662
put some blood in it
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>>497666
poopydot is already green!
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No.497669
Florida is where New Yorkers go when they either fail at life or want to die. Then you have the Cubans pouring in from the other end. Everything about this is a recipe for disaster.
No.497670
if i become a whore or the sex slave of someone the first thing im doing is bragging about it on hsg
No.497671
poop update: i just did and there wasn't any blood in it this time
i'll keep you posted if anything turns up
but i think i'm gonna pull through
No.497672
*wwalks into thread*
*fuckin blowws erione awway wwith a shotgun*
*forgets to savve a shell for eri*
wweh
No.497673
Poppop went to rape parties with Bill Cosby.
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No.497677
cuck my bitch up
just fuck my shit up
No.497678
Bill Cosby literally did nothing wrong
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>>497680
*kisses you*
*gives you herpes*
;)
No.497682
>>497681
*already had it*
;~)
No.497683
>>497678
since the world was destroyed before cosby got busted, john will keep believing this forever
No.497684
>>497683
it's literally true
No.497685
>damara roofieing john and cuffing him to her bed
>damara climbing on top of john, forcing herself between his legs and whispering in his ear that she learned this trick from cosby, just to utterly break his spirit before she violates him
No.497686
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>>497685
i will stop you, roxykitten anon
No.497688
You know that feeling when you let out a fart that really makes you feel like your mind, body and spirit have been completely rejuvenated and you feel like a new man afterwards? I could really go for one of those right now
No.497689
>>497685
>tfw no sub john
sigN :/
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No.497693
>john closes his eyes and tries to think comforting thoughts as she humps him
>ends up thinking of cosby
No.497694
If damara was real id want her to smother me with her fat cow tits tbh
No.497695
>>497692
he was a positive black role model, one that was presentable to white folks because he wasn't a criminal or a rapist
No.497696
>>497694
あなたがスリープ状態に入るとき、私について考えなさい。
No.497697
i really love my friend and want to be around him all the time, like everything about him, and get jealous when he hangs out with other people
is this what romance is
am i feeling it
No.497700
>>497698
yes, that is the joke i was making
what gives, i thought jews were meant to be good at comedy
No.497702
>>497701
>>497698
not so smart without your adderall huh
No.497703
maybe i should become a cop
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No.497705
someone educate me on what romantic feelings feel like
No.497706
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
an anon was asking about this yesterday
he's the japanese dude with his weeby airshit AR
?t=327
No.497707
>>497705
sorry i'm grayromantic oxo
No.497708
>>497697
you're gay for him
congrats, faggot
No.497709
>>497706
>see the name sako
gee
i wonder that the post will be about
No.497710
>>497701
i thought it was good
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No.497714
why would you be a cop when you could do something that actually benefits society??
No.497715
im gay for grant but he doesnt know it... o3o
No.497716
>>497706
nah that's even farther away from what I was talking about
No.497717
when will the "duh cops are ebul" meme die
No.497718
>>497706
that was me!
thank you!!!!!!!!
No.497719
>>497717
when your fat ass gets blasted by one
No.497720
>>497715
i'm gonna trademark my shitposting style
No.497721
>>497717
when police agencies stop being shit
No.497722
>>497715
buddy, everyone here loves me
>>497719
dont you have a bernie sanders rally to be at, kiddo
No.497723
>>497712
>third world nation
are you one of those stupid liberals who just use words with no regard to their meaning
No.497726
i hope grant lives forever
No.497727
>>497720
that's shitto's style
No.497728
>>497722
>dont you have a bernie sanders rally to be at, kiddo
i'm too high to leave my room dude
No.497729
i love the anime titty
but not because i want to jerk off to it or touch it
i want to have the titty
i want people to jerk off to my titty and touch them
No.497730
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>>497727
i was the original shitto
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>>497731
there's only one shitto...
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No.497737
I'm still pissed that most people don't care about Ruby Ridge
No.497738
>>497731
did moody save you
or did wonk win your heart
No.497739
Ridge Racer!
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidge Racer!
No.497740
>>497737
who the fuck is ruby ridge
No.497741
>Ruby Ridge was the site of a deadly confrontation and siege in northern Idaho in 1992 between Randy Weaver, his family and his friend Kevin Harris, and agents of the United States Marshals Service (USMS) and Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI). It resulted in the death of Weaver's son Sammy, his wife Vicki, and Deputy U.S. Marshal William Francis Degan.
No.497742
>>497722
lets test that clearly false statement http://strawpoll.me/5754010/
No.497743
>>497742
Is there a "eh" answer
No.497744
>>497742
i dont even need to check post history to know your disgusting haram posts
name on, ass tree
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>>497747
sum it up using memes
No.497749
Basically the feds used bogus charges to try and force him into becoming an informant
he told them to fuck off so they decided to kill his kid and shoot his wife in the head
No.497750
ruby ridge sounds like a good name for an ice cream chain
or some kind of confection store
No.497752
>>497751
you have the blue ribbons?
No.497753
>>497744
its not even about vfan so dont act like you just guessed
No.497754
>>497753
literally did not even look
gg no re, cuck
No.497755
it's "whilst" you uncultured swine
No.497757
>>497753
who else would be so buttblasted
No.497758
and even if he DID illegally shorten the barrel of a shotgun, is that justification to kill his dog, his kid, his wife WHO WAS HOLDING AN INFANT and shoot him in the back?
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>>497758
police shoot dogs and people all the time dude
the american people get the government they deserve
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No.497766
the fact we enjoy mocking the *holds up spork* thing is just another tier of enjoying sporks. we just mask the genuine enjoyment in a layer of irnoy
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>>497767
we refers to lots of people that may or may not include you
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No.497773
real talk
sporks fucking SUCK
No.497774
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>>497768
>>497770
weebfan x
No.497776
>>497773
but the epic mets...
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>>497778
>implying there's anything wrong with #4
No.497782
racemixing is objectively _
No.497783
>>497746
no because i'm not a liberal
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>>497782
okay but only if you don't have kids
No.497789
half black half white people tend to be really hot though
No.497790
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>>497788
instead of going anon, how about you fuck off altogether
No.497792
or white with with like a quarter native
No.497793
>>497789
No white and asian
high yellas be uggo
No.497794
im not a cuck... im not a cuck...
No.497795
>>497792
this but also reversed
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>>497790
dude dont besmirch my good name with cripplefucker tier opinions
No.497798
light skin is more attractive than white skin tbh
No.497799
>>497797
im cucking you out of your name
get cucked cuck
No.497800
my name is æ and i smell like poop
No.497801
>>497799
i could just put on my trip but you're doing my vfan worship for me and i kinda like that
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>>497804
then at least put on your tripcode so the unobservant can hate you too
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>>497808
>>497809
vfan the self hating white
No.497811
i wonder if vfan will change her mind when she gets aids
No.497812
>>497808
>>497809
you're all those things lol
No.497814
vfan is a self hating white
cousnfucker is a self hating non-white
isnt it funny how life works
just love yourself and love everyone around you
No.497815
>>497813
i'm not a white dude
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No.497818
>>497814
>cousnfucker is a self hating non-white
>>>>>>>>>>>
No.497819
>>497813
you are a white man though??
No.497820
>ugly as fuck
vfan
>terrible personality
vfan
>a mountain of baggage
vfan
>idiot
vfan
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No.497824
>>497818
you aren't white m8
No.497825
am i a racemixer if my gf is nonwhite or do i have to sperm a child into her before it counts
No.497827
>>497824
What am I then
>>497825
No nonwhite gfs are qt
No.497828
No.497829
newn
feel free to go over when ready
>>497823
>>497823
>>497823
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>>497814
everyone alround me (on this thread) is white :/