No.495584[Last 50 Posts]
im making a new thread 50 posts early and nobody can stop me
old >>494810
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>funded for 7 days, 13 hours
what happens after that?
does 8chan go down for good?
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>>495587
thats how long fag boy josh can work on INFINITY NEXT before he has to stop and do real work for money
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actual new thread, which was made earlier and has an OP image
>>495406
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>>495592
yes but hear my rebuttal:
no
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>>495592
consider the following
suck my ass like a tootsie roll pop
No.495599
how is everyone's very cool wednesday going :3
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>>495599
me bored
*bangs fists on table*
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>>495599
it's thursday you fat nasty trash
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>>495599
need to write a paper
No.495610
heres my taco bell tip
for ur drink get mostly mtn dew baja blast but also a bunch of mtn dew sangrita blast in it
its a good combo
No.495612
some of you guys are alright
don't go to *long wet fart* tomorrow
No.495613
mountain dew
more like mountain ew
cause its gross
No.495614
how do i convince this cute girl to literally end my life
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>>495614
why do you want to die
No.495617
me want parunga gf
unga me bunga gf
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>>495616
i don't, i guess
i just don't want to have to go through school and get a job
but i can't be a neet...
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>>495619
father and mother will disprove of and be ashamed of...
No.495621
how autistic do you need to be to get autism bucks
because i can't do fuck all
No.495622
should i call myself lithromantic or aromantic
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>>495620
don't live for others, live your best life you faggatron
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>>495621
like a doctor has to say you've got the tism
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>>495624
well I've got doctor-diagnosted 'tism but i'm just a sperg iirc, is that autistic enough
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>>495622
>lithromantic
you steven universes are hitting sonic tier
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hypothetically, how hard would it be to fake autism to your doctor
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>>495623
okay... here i go... gonna go live for myself...
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>>495630
autism is a spectrum so probably not that hard
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>>495630
empty your mind
empty your mind of everything but autism
autism and breathing
No.495637
actually, i'm bi-gemantic :)
No.495638
coming out as an epic voresexual...
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>>495631
set goals
find passion(s)
and most importantly:
just liek b urself :)
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my NEET dream is ending... unless I get my kill on
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can you tape yourself staring at hsg for 12 hours mumbling shitposts as proof?
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>>495645
You're a pedophile
No.495647
has there been a tripfag troll persona who has included their personal pronouns in their name field yet? that would be pretty epic
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>>495648
he has le moved on
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>>495648
i don't see why you like him man
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No.495653
whens 'the phant' comin back
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>>495650
he's fine
he's weird and funny and was a relaxed lad
No.495655
anyone here who is a pedophile please say so
this is a safe space, and you are anonymous
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>>495656
feel free to stop spamming
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i want to carry peridot over my shoulders
No.495663
I could for for some nice lasanga and/or spaghetti
No.495664
>the new vfan
now that's just insulting
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>>495664
well if you're going to spam the same thing over and over again...............
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Since we have a board now, I'm curious to know about you guys. I'm a little apprehensive of asking this, as I am well aware, through firsthand experience, of the emotions this topic is likely to stir up. Defending zoophilia to the public has been hard, and the ridiculous conflation with pedophilia is one of many reasons why.
Since I am both a zoo and a pedo, though, I want to know how many of you share these interests. If you are both, is it because you're simply a hedonist, or does something draw you to these two things specifically? Do the reasons feel similar to you, or do you get something different out of each one?
For myself, I am certainly a libertine, capable of becoming attracted to just about anyone. However, the two interests are definitely quite different. It is very easy for somebody who thinks critically about it to defend an animal's ability to consent, and my emotional love for dogs is so strong and pure that I feel no conflict whatsoever about my desire to have sex with them.
Children are more difficult, and I have had to spend much of my life reexamining my values in that regard. It began as simply the way I expressed myself, normally, to other children. Isolation and trauma turned it into a dangerous addiction, which I had to be broken of on the path to adulthood. The period after this was marked with intense shame, and a zealous belief that I knew better now, and that I'd never do anything like that again, because it was so obviously harmful. As I've grown and observed things, my views have resoftened; sex with children is still too risky in most contexts, but I have examined what made me the way I was, and concluded that with new cultural influences spreading through the internet, limited and cautious guidance-focused sexual contact with one's children may actually be a healthier method of parenting than the traditional one.
So, tell me, /zoo/! What kind of perv are you? :)
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>>495668
i thought this was an actual post until the end part
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>>495677
CLETUS, THE SLACK-JAWED YOKEL
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>>495675
>3D renders
Nah
That ain't me
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>>495677
I literally do, my dad's watching some movie in the other room with banjos playing
No.495684
suicide is the answer
prove me wrong you literally cant
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i'm glad i'm into vore and not amputation
i'm sure stumppics are a lot harder to get than mouthpics
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>>495688
sponge why did you pick a random group of popes to shitpost with
No.495691
HE CAN HANG HIMSELF WHEN HE NEEDS TO
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sako if you suicide yourself then i'll suicide myself
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>>495688
There's tons of ES of varying quality out there
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>>495696
sponge i need to know
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my parents are fighting again
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>>495699
its all your fault
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>>495702
i love doge too xD
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>>495699
come live with me
we can become the bestest of friends and eventually get an apartment together
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>>495697
will that game just accept any answer whatsoever?
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>>495704
this but unironically
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>>495706
No, it looks for specific shapes and they use the tas bot to put in a picture that has those shapes.
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>495706
no
they're tricking it with inputs i dont know the exact logic behind it but its legit
here's another tas of it
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>>495711
go on a rampage already
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my friend won't fucking shut up about the porn blogs he follows
he has to give me daily udpates on what drama is going on witht hem now
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>>495690
>>495698
i'm actually not the one who posts those
it's pretty epic though
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>>495713
porn blogs have drama?
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>>495715
they're gender fluid or something
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>>495716
sometimes i post this one...
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>>495713
Stop having retarded friends
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BREATHE IN HELIUM JUST LIKE A BALLOON
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>>495721
I can't. Like you may think I'm joking but I actually can't.
No.495724
*spills some gender fluids on hsg*
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she'll let me take pictures of her mouth... soon...
No.495730
*throws my underwear that i spend sweating on it for 12 hours at hsgs face*
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>>495730
*retaliates with my 72 hour underwear*
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>>495730
*throws the sweatpants ive been wearing for 3 weeks without underwear on your face*
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>>495731
o-oh... it can't be... the 72hour musk technique...
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in a dystopian future, the earth's atmosphere extinguished due to rampant over-vaping, survivors trade mouthpics as currency...
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>>495735
thought that was karkat in a dress for a second tbh
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>>495734
You do know you can stop posting, right
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>>495732
This guy is fucking truNEET.
Keep it real, dawg.
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>>495740
b-but im not a neet
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>>495741
you are now
you're fired and expelled
No.495743
get lost, slimeball.
spongey's my boy now
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anyone else a little poopy tonight?
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vore and vape, juice and jape,
by this hex i sponge create!
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>>495745
would you go willingly into that throat?
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me dick hunghung like horse
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>>495753
put them in my ass
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>>495753
go run them under some hot water
putting my cold hands/feet into hot water is one of my favorite small joys
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>>495693
thats dumb don't kill yourself because some shithead on the internet did
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>>495754
how 'bout some hay
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>>495757
but it'll b 2 birbs with 1 stone nikka
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>>495757
too bad its already set
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i don't want fast food, but it's too late to get anything else..... oh no...........
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>>495761
you're supposed to have a freezer full of tombstone pizzas
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>>495761
sponge steadily gaining a huge gut from using this excuse
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gainer sponge makes me gain a boner
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>>495763
i actually do have some left over pizz, but man i'm tired of it.
i just want some fruit... i want some strawberries... maybe some celery, why can't i get celery and strawberries for fast food??
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wwhens roseanon comin back
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>>495769
a fatty that avatarfagged as rose
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oh wait
wasnt that tpdats
or am i thinking of another avatarfagging anon
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with chaz gone metastuck is dead for good right
thank god
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>>495772
i think tpdats was roseanon yea
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>>495773
i could comission her
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when was the last time chaz got commissioned for something that wasnt furry porn
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>>495776
*projectile vomits so hard that the pressurized puke can cut through concrete*
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>>495778
was there ever a time
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>>495777
>ahegao bondage sans
what did you dooo
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>>495785
jesus preserve the human race but this artist is a menace
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>>495786
Is that supposed to be frisk haha
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>>495787
it looks like their self-insert based on frisk? maybe
their frisksona
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>>495786
i've barely played it but why is the mc's 'real' name frisk.
the face is a tad wonky but i think they look cute
No.495791
>people making porn of sans
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mom and dad, let me introduce you...
to my sansona
No.495793
dudes, check out my torieltulpa
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mom and dad, let me introduce you...
to my papyrusona
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>>495790
i do not have an answer for you, i guess it's just a word toby liked
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>>495796
did he say it on twitter or something or is it from the game
No.495798
how often do you change your underwear nick ass
No.495799
also nick this is a proud Homestuck board we call him radiation here
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>>495790
>>495797
it's revealed in the good end how your name is actually frisk.
the name you enter belongs to this other kid that was there before and people are projecting onto you
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i wonder how many people have come out of the closet to their family as some ridiculous -sona
just imagining those parents being invited to the coming out party and preparing themselves to support their child's homosexuality, and then they're a karkat-kin or something
man what a time to be alive
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>>495803
most definitely not
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>>495799
no i like the name toby, it's cute
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>>495804
>implying one deserves more respect than the other
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>>495807
one thinks they're a fictional character
one wants to stick a dick in man ass
No.495811
anyone here know anything about small computers like raspberry pi/arduino
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>>495804
It's shit like this that makes me question why we retired corporal punishment.
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>>495811
can they run uh, crysis
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>>495809
i dont want to live a life of crusty balls, that is not the life for me
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>>495811
why do you keep asking hsg
go ask mozai or c1, or are you afraid of farts
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>>495816
this is only the second time im pretty sure
maybe third, tops
figured id ask again and see if there's a different crowd on or somethin
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a lone admin once more braves the valley of farts...
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>>495817
yea but wasn't that like a week+ ago
i dunno i think c1 and mozai are our only turbo nerds
maybe
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maybe that IT anon that posts sometimes, try and find him?
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>>495819
my momma always told me not to talk to strangers
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>>495821
you have an email or something someone in farts knows about the pi
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yea, though i walk through the valley of the shadow of farts, i will fear no tripfag
'acause i'm epic
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>47 hours into tpp
>only 31% done
wweh
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>>495828
i was just trying to post the file here but it wouldn't work so i just used one of the pomf clones
No.495830
if you read youtube comments as ironic, they're some top quality shitposting
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>>495831
*does a sweeping kick at her ankles*
No.495834
i can hear ae jizz already
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nigger. me fuck cousin. trump 2016.
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>>495833
have you been around lately i feel like I haven't seen you in quite a few days
also that's a bad meme
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>>495839
there is no excuse for you
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vfan loves poop every meal
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>>495845
why would you eat peridot
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>>495851
vfan is going to vore peridot!
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>>495855
why are you referring to yourself in the third person
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>>495851
this is the first post i walk into
fuck you grant
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>tfw no peri to hug and cuddle with
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>>495861
what the hell is a fairy elemental
an elemental made out of fairies? some kind of golem made out of pixie souls?
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>>495863
sounds pretty bad*ss
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vfan swimming in a pool of shit
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>>495864
was she here recently or did i just ignore her?
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anon's burnt, mutilated body
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anon's edgetastic adventure 2: this time, its' personnel.....
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this is the most pathetic display ive ever seen
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Overwatch beta soon fambruhghinis
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>>495888
this but unironically
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>>495892
i thought this one was kind of funny
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this is entertaining
stop deleting it
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this is about as entertaining as watching paint dry
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>>495905
is this a bad nep or someone cosplaying as nep
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>>495908
it's a falling after you pushed her off the roof of a tall building nep
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>>495898
>>495899
it's funny in a pathetic way
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why does vfan always talk about how peoples cum taste
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>>495917
a fat guy once told her to suck a dick so she went and did it and now she cant stop thinking about the wonders of wienersauce
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yes
donate all of your money to me
good goyim
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>>495924
c1q's here if you want to ask him about the pi
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I wanna sex this anime girl... and this.. and this other one..
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>>495925
oh
i was able to find out what i wanted to know
thanks anyway
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for the purposes of wondering when's the last time hsg had a non-furry comission, does a horse cock rose count as furry?
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>>495930
DUDE
HORSECOCKS
LMAO
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>>495933
>>495931
megane apparently commissioned something from regular show recently
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i need a qt to come watch the x-files with me...
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megane commissioned me to jam my horrible thorny dick into his veiny shitchute
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>>495940
this is unepic, actually
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>>495945
mouth is too cat-like
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>>495946
there's nothing wrong with that
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the best thing about anime is the giant fucking titties
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nepeta shooting up some bloods
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nepeta shooting up heroin because she's a stupid cunt
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>>495958
what is wrong with the goofball's face
break it down for me
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>>495961
nothing! it's an epic face!
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>>495961
it realized that its a goofball
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>>495961
her eyes look super fucked up there
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>>495961
Vegeta's mouth is open pretty wide.
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>>495933
あなたはちょうどそれを参照するように求めている可能性があり、知っています。
No.495968
mr. boniface
i need to know
are you bonitheistic
No.495970
If you ever read 'The Grapes of Wrath', it has a great portion where families, moving out west, were jew'd out of every nickle and dime because the people they were selling their property to knew they had everything to lose and forced families to sell expensive materials for pennies on the dollar.
Such dirtbags are called carpet baggers
Remember this name well anons, you may encounter such thieves. Soros made a fortune as a young man doing just that to other fucking jews and never had any remorse over his activity.
He's a fucking scumbag.
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>>495970
were there grapes in that book actually
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I had a dream where I fingered this girl's pussy
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>>495978
needs more of them posing in thigh-highs
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oh god I dreamt the powerpuff girls were bombs
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gonna livestream my suicide tbh
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>>495989
>undyne AND muffet
oh god
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>literal cp on the front page
GRRRRRRAAAAAAANTTTTTTTT
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did we try hiding hsg yet
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how old is elvira, anyways
she's got to be, like, at least 60, i think
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what did vfan do this time
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>>496003
words cant describe how quickly i'd jump at the chance
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>>495999
i wonder how's she without makeup
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>>496007
you need to post the ones missing in the joey thread
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>flat mate is already drunk and has his friends in the kitchen
>haven't even had breakfast
gonna be a good day
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>>496019
there is nothing worse than normies hanging out in or around the kitchen and being between you and food
No.496021
actual MGSV spoilers
everything in the truth broke because i made my avatar black
No.496023
wew that was a lot of joey
I just regret not saving that friends shipping chart
No.496024
look at that jjoooeyeey
every time i do it makes me laugh
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people being mean to james rolfe is my trigger
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>weeks later, that guy on /co/ is still going on about carebears
this is dedication
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>>496026
who is being mean to james rolfe
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>>496029
THIS IS AMERICA I CAN BE MEAN TO ANYONE I WANT
No.496033
I guess we'll just have to teach him not to be mean to James Rolfe
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>Astronomers may have found giant alien 'megastructures' orbiting star near the Milky Way
>the structure, or whatever it is, is large enough to obstruct more than 20% of the sun's entire light
>a possible theory is a partially finished dyson sphere
lads
its time
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ray william johnson is 35 years old
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>>496035
prepare for disappointment
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>>496036
who wholliam whoson
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>>496035
what le fuggy mcwuggy is a dyson sphere
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>>496039
basically some huge device for absorbing energy from a star
google it for more info
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>>496039
one of those vacuum cleaner dealies
idunno what its doing way out in space
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>>496038
i want the newfags to leave......... NOW
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>>496041
chill out grandpa
*skates by your lawn*
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>>496039
imagine a solar panel attached to a satellite, beaming energy back to earth
pretty handy eh
now imagine using the same concept we we built a gigantic metal sphere around ourselves and the entire sun and lined the entire inside of it with solar panels, so almost all the energy put out by the sun was usable by us
dyson sphere
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ray william johnson
more like gay brownpilliam johnsuckdick
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>>496045
>brownpilliam
i laughed like a retard like this
No.496047
what is the black pill anyway
i didn't understand eggman's explanation
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how do we "hook up" ronnie filyaw with mary-sensei
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who excite for new stevey
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>>496051
nobody, we've all already seen it
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>>496051
uni soony, friendo
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>>496048
hearing that from you is almost an insult
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File: 1444919077156.jpg (210.55 KB, 1280x1575, 256:315, https://41.media.tumblr.co….jpg)
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Dreams logged: 2 (52, 28)
Images saved: 3 (3)
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last stevey uni for a good long while............ :(
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
imagine falling into this
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>>496059
the way he talks reminds me of uli
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please open the snoly snible and turn to snage sneven
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in the sname of the snather, the snon, and the snoly snirit
snamen
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i wanted that thread to be gone when i woke up...
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snoke snokes snaha snol snlmao
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>>496066
this
remove joey thread tbh
No.496071
>npr runs a story giving the perspective of students falsely accused of rape and how the accusation alone destroyed their lives
>comments filled with people saying giving this story airtime causes "negative social value" by focusing on an "unimportant aspect" of the issue
>many people even stating that the likelihood of the accusations being false is so unthinkable that it's more likely the court system just fucked up and let a guilty man walk
i'm tired of this cucked up world
can't we just get along
No.496072
>>496070
kill yourself my man
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No.496074
someday i will learn how to drawn without having my face pressed against the paper or being zoomed in to fucking 800%
someday
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>>496076
what a sad way to spend my day off
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>>496078
>aradia looks on in jealousy
No.496082
>>496078
you have an aradia pillow? Where'd you get it?
No.496083
>>496078
i think it's time to wash the bodypillow's cover, anon
No.496084
>>496082
commissioned angel for the design then used cheap hong kong labor to get it printed on a case
No.496085
>>496078
that Aradia looks filthy
No.496086
>>496083
I do wash it but it's a really old pillow and it started to grey out from the wash
No.496087
>>496086
not hand washing your dakimakura...
No.496088
aradiapillow being too poor to afford laundry detergent
aradiapillow's dirty, dirty cover
No.496089
>>496078
>aradia pillow
lol
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No.496091
>>496078
>butterscotch whiskey
is that stuff any good
No.496092
*stands 0utside with sign that says "need m0ney t0 get rid 0f cum stains"*
No.496093
>>496092
i'll give you money... but you have to EARN it...
*grabs bulge vicariously*
No.496094
>>496078
it sucks your aradia pillow is washing tonight anon
maybe i can your aradia tonight ?
No.496095
>>496091
well I don't think it's whiskey but yeah it's pretty good
No.496096
>>496093
but thats c0unterpr0ductive
No.496097
>>496096
You need the money to get the cumstains out, right? So what does it matter if I give you a few more, when they're just gonna get removed anyway?
No.496098
And I thought I was pathetic but at least it's not "Buys Homestuck merch" levels yet
No.496099
>>496098
but did you help the kickstarter
No.496100
>>496098
me wants merch but the currency
No.496101
>>496098
i have a problem sleuth mousepad
how bad is it doc
No.496102
>>496098
even sadder is the fact that my merch count has more than doubled since I took this
No.496103
>>496098
people who use their daki for le epic photoshoots aren't that pathetic at all, they're just normies hopping on the meme to laughs
No.496104
>>496099
Why would I willingly financially support Hussie in anything he's ever done
No.496105
>>496102
honestly nice stuff
all i got is pins and kickstarter stickers
No.496106
oh, and i got a daveshirt i sometimes wear
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No.496108
>>496102
i am sorry about the life, that happened to you
No.496109
>CWC found guilty for pepperspraying that guy
>180 days of probation
wew
No.496110
>>496098
the only thing i bought is a pink Rose shirt and it's too fucking big
No.496111
>>496110
pretend that rose is your girlfriend and her shirt doesn't fit you cause she's too fat
No.496112
>>496109
could you imagine being the probation officer for him
No.496113
>>496111
rose anon you back
No.496114
whatpumpkin brand cumrags
No.496115
>>496114
why are you talking about ipgd
No.496116
>>496114
thats no way to refer to jade cosplayers
No.496117
>>496112
i'm just hyped for his inevitable jail adventures
he might have had a chance to make it the 180 days without incident, but they unbanned him from the mall
making a bee-line to gamestop and causing a ruckus is a forgone conclusion
No.496119
>>496102
is there a backside to the pillow?
No.496120
>>496111
fuck I want my gf to cosplay rose now.
No.496121
cwc becomes a leader of the aryan nation
No.496122
>>496119
no
it's an outrageously cheap pillow
No.496123
Little do they know that, even now, within this very thread, Khan Backslide, the former sneak of Reddit Hall, coward, bully, cad, and thief, and arch-enemy of HSG, squanders his misspent life.
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No.496125
>most homestuck cosplayers now are literal children
>making the desire to fuck a cosplayer really weird
this is hell lads
No.496126
>>496125
me was ghost aradia for halloween last year
or was it 2013
hmm
No.496127
remember how potato rose originally did a rose cosplay when she was like 15, and then did sexy rose cosplays way later
that was weird
No.496128
>>496126
halloween and homestuck, what are you 14
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No.496131
>>496127
i remember when she put a giant clock on her tumblr counting the time before her 18th birthday
No.496132
>>496128
i used to know someone who did a gamzee cosplay for halloween
and by that i mean they smeared grey and white over their face without really trying and then called it a day
they got pretty mad when i told them it looked like shit but i mean at least try
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>>496131
i dont remember that
i do remember her responding to asks about her losing her virginity, and about which hand she masturbates with
No.496136
remember when hsg stalked an underage nepeta cosplayer?
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No.496138
hsg i have dire news
batlord painted his walls
No.496139
I want a girl to dress up as rose and let me assfuck her in the pussy
No.496140
>>496136
wasn't that just one guy fawning over silversolicitor or whatever the name was
speaking of underage remember when tang made a blog for drawing porn and she drew dicks upside down, that was great
No.496141
>>496136
which one?
you mean the one who used to post on 4/co/, that cosplayed Meulin with the Leo panties and prob gave an underage Dave cosplayer a bj at Katsucon?
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No.496144
>>496138
did he paint over his ass pimples
No.496145
I wonder what teawisp is up to
No.496146
whens von fawn comin back
wait..... hold on a sec............
>von fawn
>vonfan
>vfan
....................................................
No.496147
>>496146
lets call vfan von fawn from now on.
No.496148
>>496145
there used to be so many talented people in the homestuck fandom
where did they all go
No.496149
>>496147
no that was a joke post, do not actually do that it will be confusing
No.496150
>>496147
does vfan even know who von fawn is
No.496151
>>496149
... i think im gonna do that...
No.496152
>>496141
>You'll never get a guy to nervously accept a blowjob from you in his hotel room
No.496153
>>496148
They saw the shit that the untalented people bring. And left
No.496154
>>496148
homestuck has been mostly dead for like two years fam, can you blame them
No.496155
>>496152
remember fellatio guy?
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No.496157
>>496154
no
i can blame hussie though
No.496158
>>496155
hes dead now
choked on too many dicks
rip in penises
No.496159
>>496148
they left once homestuck got bad
like that's literally it, there's still a few left
>>496146
i kept hearing that von fawn got preggo but i dont get how anyone would even know that
you guys remember that video where she and some other cosplayers sang 'how do i live without you' to hussie at a con, i think its been deleted
No.496160
>>496159
i never watched that video because i couldn't handle the secondhand embarrassment
same with the spit bucket fiasco of 2011
No.496161
>>496160
wow really, i actually did the same thing, i watched a little bit of the bucket video but barely any of the singing one
i'd like to get a copy of it though in any case, its a shame that such a perfect time capsule of embarrassing cosplayers could be lost forever
No.496162
>>496160
>spit bucket fiasco of 2011
you whore why would you make me remember that
No.496163
>>496162
>spit bucket fiasco of 2011
What is this. Tell me.
No.496164
>>496160
>same with the spit bucket fiasco of 2011
thats like the cherry on the top of bad stuff this con had produced
No.496165
No.496166
>>496164
how many hotel pools got fucked up because of grey paint
how many non-hs cosplays got ruined by troll cosplayers 'glomping' them
wait, didn't hussie get chased away during the emerald city con? i remember him tweeting about it, was there any more info on what happened there
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No.496169
>>496164
>>496164
how many hotel pools got fucked up because of grey paint
how many non-hs cosplays got ruined by troll cosplayers 'glomping' them
wait, didn't hussie get chased away during the emerald city con? i remember him tweeting about it, was there any more info on what happened there
No.496170
okay this is the end of my nostalgia trip
No.496171
well
that's just straight up lying
No.496172
>>496171
who are these jerkoffs
No.496173
>>496171
>expecting anything different from people who draw themselves in anime style
No.496174
>totalbiscuit confirmed dying
rip in peace
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>>496171
I didnt know the girl in jaltoid looked so uggo. The dude didn't look that bad.
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>>496177
butt cancer went into remission or whatever
its spots in his liver now i think?
No.496179
>killed by your own ass
what a way to go
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No.496181
so TB is pretty much made out of cancer then
a cancer golem
No.496182
>>496155
who do you think posted that, anon
No.496183
>>496174
didn't he get over the ass cancer last year
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No.496185
in this episode of hiveswap, joey gets liver cancer!
No.496186
joey getting butt cancer and ironically using her butt to pay the medical bills
No.496187
and tumblr being tolerant as usual
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No.496189
oh man he's actually dying shit
that's rough
you think they'd just give him a liver transplant with a diagnosis that grim, jesus
No.496190
Oh did he get another cancer? Is he actually dying now? Is the evil finally defeated?
No.496191
>>496189
see that's what i was thinking
also can't you just live with like 10% of your liver
they could just chop off the cancery bits
No.496192
>>496187
Where's the lie tho?
No.496193
>>496192
he's actually getting stronger
No.496194
>>496191
yeah, as far as transplants go, livers are the best possible scenario
if someone is a match for you, you can just take a chunk of their liver and both halves will grow to full size and health within a matter of weeks
i mean you'll still have to take anti-rejection meds forever but hey that's better than terminal fucking cancer
No.496195
today's topic of discussion:
Was the revolutionary war justified? Were Britain's American holdings reacting unreasonably towards the taxes imposed on them? Was the War for American Independence inevitable, or could there be a Britain: Electric Boogaloo today?
Things to consider:
•Britain was financially devastated after the Seven-Years War, which was fought partially for the colonist's benefit
• There's a big fuckin' ocean between America and Great Britian
No.496196
today's TRUE topic of discussion:
how do i am to get the minion gf
No.496197
>>496195
*cums on your homework*
show that to your teacher >:)
No.496199
>>496195
suck my big fat cock
No.496200
>>496198
oh hey prometheus whats good fam
No.496201
>>496196
>minion gf
por que
No.496202
>TotalBiscuit will die in your life time
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>>496198
>tfw no crow bf to play with your nippy
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>>496206
>trying to bring smexy back into anyone's vocabulary
could you not
No.496210
i'd give my smexilicious minion gf quite the banana!
No.496211
>>496210
Stop posting any time
No.496212
trying to organize a little game jam with some dev friends
what should the theme be
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No.496214
>>496212
flashlight-based anal gameplay
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>>496213
>>496214
>>496215
joeyanons... please stop...
No.496217
>>496213
>>496214
>>496215
These are all good. Joey's gay anal flashlight adventure!
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>>496218
see this is what i'm talking about
concrete enough to inspire creativity, yet broad enough not to be limiting, and also no gay flashlight butthole girls
thanks
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>>496221
also good
more focused on concept than gameplay but that's fine for a jam
No.496228
>>496225
yes, that's the joke...
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>>496228
well thats's a bad joke then!
No.496231
joey is a motherfucker
and a fatherfucker
and a petfucker
joey will fuck anything
No.496232
its settled then
a game about joey bouncing anally on flashlight-demons' dicks (in a gay way)
No.496233
>>496227
plants or anything flora related
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>>496234
isnt there meant to be like 50 fantrolls in hiveswap
No.496237
>>496236
its 50 nepetas disguised
No.496238
it's a cronus/porrim su-esque fusion
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No.496241
>>496238
it looks good but i hate it
No.496242
>>496234
>homestuck fusions
no
No.496243
think about when hussie shits the end of homestuck and how much homestuck/su shit will show up after that
No.496244
>>496243
nobody cares about homestuck anymore
No.496245
>>496244
they will because of the ending and nostalgia
No.496246
>>496243
homestuck is already over
No.496247
>>496245
it was so weird seeing people acting like [S] Terezi: Remember was some kind of return to form when all it really was was nostalgiabait
No.496249
>>496243
Homestuck is shit
No.496250
>>496247
terezi [s] was a good flash so fuck off?
No.496251
>>496250
people were saying it was indicative of the ending being good, when it had nothing to do with the ending at all really, besides terezi's character arc
No.496252
>>496245
no they wont unless it's something mindblowingly good
and we can already tell from the latest updates it wont be
No.496253
>>496250
you fuck off retard
No.496254
>>496252
nah people will pay attention regardless because nostalgia
>>496253
i said it first cunt
No.496255
i'm in love with a peribot
No.496256
>homestuck has gone on so long its only hope of people liking the ending is nostalgia
No.496257
Terezi: Remember was only good because it showed things from when Homestuck was good.
It was good, but it doesn't indicate any further quality.
No.496258
didnt homestuck have a "nostalgia is bad" thing in an update
No.496259
oh my god Humble Bundle what are you DOING
No.496260
do you wish to have an experience that does not meet your standards
No.496261
>>496257
it was nice seeing grimdark rose again
didn't it also have weird implications of what happens when you god tier, it's been so long i forget how dreambubbles work
also, what was with feferi and the others just standing around while ghost eridan 'woke up', like how long were they standing there
No.496262
>>496257
>It was good, but it doesn't indicate any further quality.
Oh anon, the same could be said about any episodic narrative
No.496263
>>496262
the fuck does this even mean
No.496264
>>496261
yeah
before it was thought god tiering was, like, fusing the souls of the dreamself and the awakeself to make the god form
but it actually turns out the awakeself just dies forever on the questbed and it just powers up the dreamself
so basically
all the kids we followed from the beginning of the story are dead
No.496265
>>496263
a narrative based on episodes or arcs
saying future episoeds or arcs will be bad than a 'climax' it is to be expected
No.496266
>>496264
doesn't that mean there's a dead caliborn walking around the dreambubbles?
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No.496268
>>496262
Well, you aren't wrong, but what's your point? Homestuck was "ok" for a time before the last pause, but I wouldn't go so far as to say it was good.
It hasn't been good for a while.
No.496269
>>496265
homestuck doesnt have episodes you dumb fuck it just went on hiatus
No.496270
>>496266
did caliborn die on a questbed to achieve god tier?
did he even have a derse/prospit in his session, or a dreamself at all?
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No.496273
>>496270
I dont think Caliborn/Calliope shared a dreamself
but yeah he said he killed himself on the questbed IIRC
No.496274
>>496273
then who knows
honestly i don't think hussie even cares about the specifics at this point why should we
No.496275
>>496270
>did he even have a derse/prospit in his session, or a dreamself at all?
yes
No.496276
>>496268
I know i'm expecting the ending to be disappointing too but maybe we all gonna be surprised?
No.496277
so how do quest slabs work with that system
do they just revive the body that lies on it
has a character with a dreamself ever used a slab
No.496278
No.496279
>get a notification on twitter
>my mom found my account somehow and is following me
No.496280
>>496270
yes but I think it got swallowed by the black hole
No.496281
>>496277
uuuuuuuuuh read the comic friendo
No.496282
>>496242
>no
> more like yes
No.496283
>>496281
man its been a long time, just spoonfeed me
No.496284
>>496283
nah I misread your post no they didnt
but I think it probably works just like a quest bed if you have a dream self
No.496285
>>496284
thinking about it aradia's dreamself used a slab and it made aradiabot explode, I guess no matter what it prevents there being multiple people if you go god tier
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No.496287
>>496285
iirc that was why people thought it was some kind of merging of the two souls
aradiabot exploded because her soul got sucked into the god tier or whatever
but no, she just died
No.496288
>>496287
i wonder what form the aradiabot ghost takes, is it a ghost robot? or maybe an actual ghost like when we first saw her
or maybe hussie didn't account for things like this because hes a fucking hack
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No.496290
>>496287
>iirc that was why people thought it was some kind of merging of the two souls
i believed it was "merging" because it also merged the memories
No.496291
>>496287
Her dream self was on the slab the whole time and didnt wake up because she was dead before they went into sgrub. So no one thought she had a dream self
Then aradia figures out she does have a dreamself so she kills herself to wake up on her dreamslab right before becnoir destroys derse. Then she became god tier
No.496292
>>496288
I think it's the same form she had before she entered the robot
maybe the robot only exploded because it was the sprite being destroyed rather than because her soul was removed from it
No.496293
>>496291
>so she kills herself to wake up on her dreamslab right before becnoir destroys derse.
uh, no, she died in the fires becnoir caused
No.496294
>>496291
that's not what happened at all
No.496295
>>496293
oh shit. youre right
No.496296
>cp gets taken down
>almost immediately replaced
have we been delisted yet
No.496297
then how did she end up on her dream slab?
No.496298
>>496297
she was like
just there
No.496299
>>496288
>i wonder what form the aradiabot ghost takes
read the fucking comic
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005490
No.496300
>>496298
nah, the first part of what I said was completely correct. The second bit was wrong. I just checked the wiki
No.496301
>>496297
maybe the carapaces put her there
No.496302
>>496296
globally report it
No.496303
>>496300
her dreamself was just there dude
lying there inactive
then it burned to death and that trigger her god tier ascention, which blew up her roboself
No.496304
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>this is sex ed for children in sweden
No.496305
>>496299
but ghosts tend to be the form they were when they died, and aradia 'died' in two different ways so idk
No.496306
>>496305
the aradiabot's death and the dream self's death are two separate thing
No.496307
i havent seen a vfan post in 3 days
what the fuck did you faggots do to her
No.496308
>>496306
i know that, im just saying that when the aradiabot dies why would the dreambubble ghost revert all the way back to totally alive aradia in appearance
No.496309
>>496308
because it hadn't realized it died yet
No.496310
>>496307
kill yourself
I'm not joking
No.496311
>>496307
we "took care" of her >:)
No.496312
how do we take care of asspee
No.496313
>>496312
set up an elaborate ruse that makes him think vfan moved over to one of the other boards
No.496314
shes probably just busy with having a life
or maybe she realised you guys are too retarded to troll
No.496315
>>496312
we stop fucking replying to him
No.496316
>>496307
we gave her a hot shower
No.496317
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>>496304
>all the dicks are guys
>all the pussies are female
just wait until the trannies start screeching about this.
WHY DONT ANY OF THE PENISES HAVE EYELASHES TOO? BAAAAAAAAW *bites shotgun and installs sunroof in skull*
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>>496315
normally id agree with you but that literally wont work on such an autist
No.496323
how the fuck do we get rid of wesley
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No.496325
>>496320
when will the age if the trannies end
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No.496327
okay vfan has quit hsg
so how do i get my fix now?
shes ignoring me on skype because of course she is
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No.496329
>>496327
blowing your brains out
No.496330
she didnt tell me what her tumblr was because 'its just for close friends'
No.496331
>>496330
add a hole to your skull
No.496332
>>496320
>being upset over things that haven't happened
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No.496334
>>496331
can you stop with the kill yourself thing it's not funny and its definitely not gonna make me do it
so why are you saying it?
No.496335
>>496328
i hope you know that i'm reporting every post that does this
No.496336
hsg my group thought "bouncing" was a neat theme so we're going with that
help me think of something that ricochets like captain america's shield, but also is not captain america's shield
No.496337
im really scared
what if i never see her again
No.496338
poopydot buying several hundred diapers and building a nest out of them
No.496339
>>496337
i hear if you kill yourself she'll go to your funeral
its worth a 'shot'
No.496340
>>496337
does it hurt you that she shared nudes with The Wes, but won't even share her tumblr page with you
No.496341
>>496337
there's no 'if'
you'll never see her again
No.496342
>>496340
it does actually
very much so
No.496343
>>496336
joey's firm yet pliable asscheeks
No.496344
>>496335
I hope you that I literally do not give a peridot
No.496345
>>496337
you get to find a new gimmick and new ways to be an awful human being
how exciting for you
No.496346
>>496325
when a republican sits in the white house
No.496347
spacebar is literally gay, dont listen to him
he just wants your dick
No.496349
it's weird how fox news is the only outlet really giving sanders any attention
i guess it's because the more liberally biased channels want voters to focus on hillary and fox wants to split the democratic vote as much as possible, but sanders being deliberately snubbed by everyone except his staunchest political enemies is bizarre to see
No.496350
>>496341
dont spook me like that man im not ready yet
i never even told her how much i loved her
>>496345
are you a cartoon character
humans dont have gimmicks
and if shes gone im gone i filter everyone butt her
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No.496352
>>496349
most liberal media is owned by time warner, and they are one of hilary's top donors so there you go
No.496353
does vfan being gone mean chaz will come back
No.496354
impaling asspee to make an example out of him
No.496355
>>496352
>liberal media
racist detected, go back to /pol/
No.496356
that salad was a really boring dinner
dieting is hard
when can i start eating the pizz again
No.496357
>>496356
degrease the pizz
No.496358
degrease that pizz and you DIE
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No.496364
>>496360
mayonnaise
*wiggles eyebrows*
No.496365
*pushs vegies bowl off of high chair*
No.496366
>>496360
vinegar, lemon, salt, salt, a little bit of olive oil, black pepper, basil, so many fucking herbs, you pick
No.496367
>>496356
i hate salad as a meal
it either doesn't fill me and i spend all day hungry, or i have to fill it with so much substantial stuff that i would have been better off just eating something i liked
the trick is either filling healthy foods like sushi, or eating smaller amounts of unhealthy but filling foods like a the pizz
No.496368
so THAT'S why someone as asking about frog genitals the other day
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>>496336
anything can bounce
get creative
No.496372
>>496336
working with 'bounce' as 'hits a surface and shoots in another direction', literally any sort of projectile
pick something appropriate to your character and setting
No.496373
>>496348
why is this joey so smug about showing me her behind
No.496374
great now the house smells like burned pot
No.496375
>>496368
Yeah I needed them for that
And it was literally yesterday man
No.496376
working out felt so good yesterday
but today
me legs hurt
No.496377
>>496376
do you want a massage ;)?
No.496378
>>496376
my right knee hurt
prob because my squat form is getting shittier
anyway i think i'm gonna stop at lmao1pl8
No.496379
>>496370
I wish I hadn't clicked
No.496380
>>496373
wouldn't you be if you were in her position
No.496381
>>496376
that either means you're doing it very right or very wrong
anyway, i tend to go swimming when that happens
No.496382
>>496376
leg soreness drives me up a wall, i hate it so much
No.496383
the crazy spic lady is screaming at the guy who lives in the house in front of me again
No.496384
>>496378
>anyway i think i'm gonna stop at lmao1pl8
anon what the hell
No.496385
thinking about ordering a years supply of fish oil
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>>496384
the gymbros "got" him.... smh.... :(
No.496388
>>496384
Anon had a stroke
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>>496390
it's good for you
No.496395