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oh cool total biscuit's ass cancer metastasized
No.496402
second verse, same as the first
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>>496401
that's not cool at all
No.496405
>>496404
you're right
it's... epic...
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No.496407
>people on /co/ defending the retcon again
eri time
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>>496407
they're hussie cocksuckers
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>>496407
why have threads if people are just going to complain
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>>496412
oh, right
he retconned the game over thing, right?
No.496415
>>496414
yeah
he should have just retconned act 6 instead
No.496416
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No.496418
and this
*buh dum tss*
is my cocky-kun
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>>496407
>retcon being a big deal
No.496422
>>496421
>retcon being a small deal
No.496423
>>496421
>you having a good opinion
No.496426
au where america was communist and russia was capitalist
No.496427
>>496424
is "via 9gag.com" part of the joke
No.496428
>>496421
>character is literally able to go back a change whatever he wants outside time and space in the story and no one can stop him
>not a big deal
No.496429
>>496421
It's a really shitty story writing thing.
Game Over was meant to be "impactful" because everyone died For Real This Time You Guys (though they'd still be characters because dream bubbles) but no we retconned that
No.496430
do people even use 9gag anymore
No.496431
i wish i had a treadmill and weights to lift
if only there was a place that had all that stuff i could just go to..........
No.496432
>>496429
it's still impactful because the version of characters we're with now don't have the same memories
No.496433
>>496430
I never heard of it until a friend of a friend talked about it once and he wouldn't shut up about how they made all the memes and 4chan stole them.
I guess it became a thing after that though because I saw people shitpost about it, though I've still never seen the actual site.
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No.496435
like
I don't think anyone thought game over was gonna last but damn if Hussie didn't undo it in one of worst ways he could think of
No.496437
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>>496437
even Kanaya can see how badly drawn that is
No.496441
>>496430
i have a 9gag account
No.496442
>>496439
she's a/b/ove age, /b/ro
No.496443
>>496442
ah yes, the old thousand-year-old-loli trick...
No.496444
>>496441
the only thing you have is brain damage
No.496445
>>496444
so you shouldn't be mean to me :/
No.496446
>>496445
actually it means I should be extra mean >:)
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>>496424
the USSR was militantly atheist and they threw homos in prison. Even the ultra-Christian USA never did that.
makes you think...
No.496455
>>496454
didn't we used to chemically castrate them or something though
No.496456
>>496455
same thing we do to pedos now. Are you saying being a pedophile is like being gay?
No.496457
>Senran Kagura is coming out on PC
oh boy time to purge my steam friends list of everyone I know irl
No.496458
>>496457
if you're ashamed of people who know you knowing you do a thing, maybe you should think twice about doing the thing
No.496459
>>496458
I'm joking I don't actually care if they find out I'm a weeb
I have an anime avatar already
No.496460
>>496457
one time a friend made fun of me for playing recettear
little did he know it was bretty good
No.496461
>>496459
>I have an anime avatar already
the worst
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>>496462
speaking of the worst
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>>496461
I only changed it recently
No.496467
No.496468
why isn't my mom sick of the big bang theory yet
it's the same episodes over and over and over and over holy shit I'm sick of just listening to it
I guess there's nothing else on tv
No.496469
literal & actual gay memes
No.496470
No.496472
I have to work on my birthday
No.496473
>>496472
though shit babybuns
No.496474
>>496472
and once again the NEET reigns supreme
No.496475
>>496472
me too but mine's on a friday this year so it's not so bad
No.496476
No.496477
reshiram seems like an odd pokemon to fall in love with
what's the dealy
No.496478
No.496479
>ancoms who support a STATE mandated minimum wage
No.496481
No.496482
>new leaked papers out from the intercept on us drone strikes
>us drones killed the wrong target up to 90% of the time
>one instance where we bomb the innocent mother of a terrorist because we mixed up their cell phone locations
"No! I must kill the terrorists" he shouted
The radio said "No, USA. You are the terrorists"
And then the USA was a terrorist.
No.496483
>>496477
i had a friend who always lied about being into pokemon come up to me and insisted that reshiram was the most powerful pokemon
at first i thought he was copying that guy but he didnt stop
No.496484
>>496479
at least they're better than ancaps
No.496485
*fires a tomahawk missile at u*
No.496486
>>496482
the usa literally cannot do terrorism because we are fighting the terrorists
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No.496488
>>496482
That's not terrorism tbh
No.496489
terrorism is where white people are the victims you dumbasses
No.496490
if blowing up innocent niggas in they home isnt terrorism then what is smh................................
No.496491
hot wings sound really fuckin good right now
No.496492
>>496490
>implying it was on purpose
>implying it was for a political or religious goal
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No.496494
remember how the us took control of the opium production in iraq and during obama's administration opium production SKYROCKETED and we have troops protecting the crop
No.496495
maybe i should become vfan to honour her
start posting animu lesbians and communism, replying to cousinfucker, posting bad music, just do all the things that make her great basically
No.496496
>>496495
only if you do the spam
No.496497
>>496482
I'd gladly let 30 000 people die every year for my right to own a gun
No.496498
>>496495
i was going to just ignore your posts dude but this is getting sad
vfan hasn't left. she's been posting here every day. you're just not here when she is.
almost like she is deliberately posting at times you're not here or something
take a hint
No.496499
>>496495
she doesn't post bad music
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>>496497
this but unironically
No.496503
>>496498
i archive the threads id know if she was here
nice try though
>>496499
are you calling radiohead good
No.496504
>>496503
dude she literally was
she called grant's penis a woodland nymph (???) for like an hour straight just last night
she
is
avoiding
you
No.496505
>>496503
she was just here last night dude
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>>496502
This but ironically
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>>496504
>>496505
i would know... i would know....
No.496510
shit i just checked she was here yesterday
No.496511
>>496503
she posts a lot of different music
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No.496514
ashtree this is getting sad
No.496515
>>496512
well fuck off i dont expect hsg to tell the truth
>>496513
no she posts good music sometimes but its 89% shit
No.496516
>>496513
nah
so you're obsessed with her and you don't even like the things she likes?
No.496517
cousinfucker > ashtree
tbh
No.496518
Ash Tree being so thirsty he ignores his arab instincts and leaps straight into the maw of the jew
No.496519
No.496520
how have people not gotten tired of bobs burgers yet
why it is still air??
No.496521
>>496520
this but with steven univeres
No.496522
>>496520
That show has literally never even managed to make me so much as smirk once
Tina is a meme
No.496523
ae is such a typical annoying arabian
they have a big dumb smug smile on their face and they keep hitting on you in broken english like beep boop we go somewhere now???? and continue to think they have a chance with you no matter how many times you say "NO, G O A W A Y"
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>>496524
>>496520
i agree with both
No.496526
>>496522
it's a very meme show
every character is trying to be a meme and every punchline is designed to be memeable
No.496527
I haven't seen a whole lot of bobs burgz but what I did I thought was pretty darn funny
one of the few cartoons that's actually made me laugh out loud
No.496528
i want to eat vfans ass after she takes a big fat spicy shit
No.496529
im just glad the kristen schaal meme is over
No.496530
Want to lick vfan's circumcision scar
No.496531
>>496521
this but with dragon ball
No.496532
Want vfan to dress up as an IDF soldier and pin me down with a rifle butt
No.496533
dragon dragon
meme the dragon
No.496534
do you ever just mold some sand into a fleshlight w/ jizz and then fuck it with you're schlong
No.496535
bob's burgers first season was pretty shitty but it got better overtime
it's like the simpson's in reverse
No.496536
>>496503
>honestly believing radiohead are bad
maximum contrarian
No.496537
>>496520
honestly i thought it was amazing when it first aired but now it can barely keep my attention for an entire episode
No.496538
Radiohead are boring and overrated but calling them bad is a bit of a stretch
No.496539
>>496534
>>496530
thanks for picking up the slack
No.496540
>>496535
>>496537
i pretty much dropped it after it went from bob's burgers to tina's awkward adolescent phase
one man can only sit through the same dialog about horses and butts so many times
No.496541
the only thing i know about radiohead came from that one south park episode
No.496542
>>496495
you forgot attention whoring but that spot is mine now >:)
No.496543
I don't get why tina was a meme when the bunny hat girl was infinitely more entertaining
No.496544
chaz called me pre-old...
No.496545
>>496544
pff isn't she 25
how old are u nick
No.496546
>>496544
you're an OG nick
No.496547
>>496482
as long as they are still killing muslims, who cares
No.496548
>>496543
Yeah she and the wife are the only remotely amusing ones
No.496549
>>496543
because she's awkward and says "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
No.496550
>>496543
"so awkward xD" has been the standard of humor for many years now
No.496551
>>496545
i'm 26
>>496546
that means 'okay grandpa' right i'm not hep with the new lingo
No.496552
>>496543
louise just screams all the time
No.496553
No.496554
i wish nick and chaz were my mom and dad
life would be better then
No.496555
>>496554
this but in a kinky way
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No.496558
yummie cummie in me bum bum
who wants a taste
No.496559
>>496554
i already babysit all you guys half the time, how different could it be
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>>496557
forget the gaar
post the narr
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No.496563
is big bang theory just a laughtrack with commercials yet
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>>496557
why didn't garnet reform into a different appearance after refusing
No.496566
Oh shit new stevey uni right now
No.496567
>>496566
oh shit
20-30 minutes of fucking reprieve
No.496568
I don't want to start watching the new stevie uni midway in.....
MEGAanon pls drop me a link
No.496569
>>496566
Fuck I just missed it
I've let Lauren down
No.496570
why can't joey have a cartoon
she deserves it
No.496571
joey the incredible human spittoon
No.496573
I'M GONNA KILL THAT THREAD AND ALL ITS POSTERS
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>>496573
i guess you could say...
they're "chan"-nelling your anger?
instead of being "posters", they're about to be "post-life"?
you're about to "cut their thread"?
instead of "sage" it, you're gonna "rage" it?
No.496577
and so the time has finally come, to watch this uni.... the last uni......
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>>496577
WHERE IS MEGAANON
No.496580
>>496576
sage isn't pronounced like that you triple fuck
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>>496579
check the thread on /co/ my little shit flinging cummy baby
No.496583
>>496580
maybe to a baka like you
No.496584
>>496580
instead of "sage", you're gonna be a "fage"?
No.496586
i wish the stevey uni rpg was better/longer
No.496587
>>496586
it was pretty good
you could certainly improve it but for a game that short and $3 it's fine
No.496588
Gentlemen, we may not always be friends. We may have our disputes, and disagreements. But there's one thing we can always agree on
Azusa is fucking shit
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>>496589
Steven Universe isn't anime you clown
No.496592
i figured amethyst and peri were gonna be friends
that tackle leading to an awkward semi-grope was very anime though, i'm sure amethyst/peridot is going to be a thing now, which is gay (gay = bad)
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>>496593
*Takes a shit on a plate and holds it right in front of your face*
Right here, homo
No.496595
goddamn it i forgot i already watched the leak
No.496597
>>496596
America deserved 9/11
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No.496599
and this
*rolling rumble of thunder on the prairie*
is my cocky-kun
No.496600
Dialectical materialism works like cocaine, let's say. If you sniff it once or twice, it may not change your life. If you use it day after day, though, it will make you into an addict, a different man.
No.496601
why do republicans like immigrants so much
is it in their blood to be a cuckold?
No.496602
>>496587
i mean, yeah, it's fine
but there's a shitload of potential for a good su rpg
one with peri in it...
No.496603
Homestuck General works like cocaine, let's say. If you sniff it once or twice, it may not change your life. If you use it day after day, though, it will make you into an addict, a different man.
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No.496605
also interesting to see another homeworlder's view on fusion
jasper alluded to fusion being a substance-less trick used by weak gems to pretend to be strong, but peridot seemed to view it strictly as a combative action and felt put on edge by someone basically walking around in battle mode all the time. the common thread between the two is fusions being used as weapons, so i'm guessing a normal, proper fusion on homeworld would be a number of gems combining to win a battle, and then immediately defusing. jasper's distaste for them is probably more personal, maybe because she sees herself as inherently superior as a quartz and feels the strength gained through fusion by weaker gems is temporary and not real power.
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>>496605
this is a good analysis
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>>496572
has the poopydot meme finally made its way outside this general?
how epic
No.496609
>>496597
9/11 wasn't a tragedy, because only white people died.
No.496610
>>496609
you're forgetting about those poor young arabs who had to hijack the planes
ripip
No.496611
>>496607
isn't it just stating obvious shit
No.496612
9/11 is my favorite holiday
No.496613
>>496609
well the terrorists died in the crash too
No.496614
>>496610
they live on in the after
whites have no souls, so they experience true death
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No.496616
how did you celebrate 9/11 this year, hsg?
No.496617
>>496610
>>496613
Arabs are white.
No.496619
>>496617
No they're Caucasian
East Asians are white and not Caucasian
It's not about skin color
No.496620
>>496616
i can't remember
i think i got high and jerked off
No.496621
*opens scanner cover*
*sneezes*
No.496622
>>496621
you son of a bitch........
No.496623
Stealing from capitalism is not like stealing out of our own pockets. Marx and Lenin have taught us that anything is ethical, so long as it is in the interest of the proletarian class and its world revolution.
No.496624
oh boy, a new epic avatarposter
they're not even homestuck related......
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>>496624
homestuck is fucking dead
No.496628
>>496623
I can't seem to discern whether this person is a /pol/ack being ironically hyper sjw or an actual vfan tier sjw
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>>496628
what if it's neither of those
what if it's a centrist
No.496631
>>496629
we're all just a homo sapiens sapiens
No.496632
>>496630
those don't exist on the internet
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No.496634
homo sapiens sapiens homo
No.496635
9/11 would be hilarious if it actually did happen
No.496636
>>496633
you can't react or argue with them
they borin
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No.496638
>would you mind unfusing? it's making me incredibly uncomfortable
fusion confirmed for sex
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>>496638
Nah it's more like walking around with an assault rifle actually
No.496642
>>496640
so
legal in switzerland, then
No.496643
>>496641
actually she's fat and black and gay and a tumblr sjw
she's basically vfan
No.496644
>>496641
i want to feed amythest my semen
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>>496641
I really liked the interactions between them
Sometimes the emotions in the show feel so awkward and forced
But sometimes it's a joy to watch and hella comf
>>496643
>black
No that's thunder thighs
>tumblr sjw
She's literally the opposite of that
No.496647
most days i just want to have rough and passionate sex with an anemone and get toxic burns all over my cock and balls
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>>496643
no vfan is mean and self hating
amethyst is cute!
i want to grab her butt (with her consent)!!
No.496649
>>496646
>She's literally the opposite of that
citation needed
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Amethyst is an underrated waifu
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>>496653
reblog this if u think this pika has a nice body
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>>496653
this is a very satisfying 'chu
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No.496663
We want to ensure a multilateral development of society, the thriving of all sides of social life, economy, science and culture, the improvement of management, the moulding of the new man and the promotion of socialist ethics and equity.
No.496664
Garnet is the only good waifu, and coincidentally the only one you can't waifu because she already is the walking embodiment of a relationship
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>>496666
vfan doesn't post anonymously
No.496668
>>496662
>"they're... you know...!"
>makes clam slamming gestures
gross
No.496669
>>496667
she just got tired of having to spend all her money on VPNs
No.496670
>>496667
grant started range banning
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>>496669
vfan's a communist, she doesn't believe in money
No.496673
and on that day, a new ship was formed
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No.496678
the show's writer's have the power to forge a new ship at will
that's a lot of responsibility
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>>496671
check the log nigger
No.496680
>>496675
metastuck is dead
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>>496685
which demon is that
No.496687
>>496649
She's rude and crude and doesn't care about what anyone thinks of her
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>>496687
so basically most fat sjws then
No.496691
>>496685
That left breast is a cute touch actually
The rest is eye bleach tier
No.496692
>>496673
thank god
a viable alternative to stevidot
No.496693
>>496692
>>496692
>stevidot
that's
not a real ship, right?
steven's a child!
No.496694
>>496693
steven's a fat mexican with autism
No.496695
>>496693
do u want me to post the pictures bb ;))
No.496696
>>496685
for some reason chubby terezi making a dreamworks face is what bothers me the most here
No.496697
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>>496693
how much of the stevidot haters do you think shipped homestuck back then
No.496699
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No.496701
Stevidot is shit simply based on the fact that it's got Peridot in it
No.496702
>>496698
not the same, the homestuck kids are way more precocious and their age is more a setting for the coming of age themes.
No.496703
i will stop stevidot's power
No.496704
narrowly averted destruction...
No.496705
>>496703
with your own two hands?
No.496706
>>496704
post the rest nigger
No.496707
File: 1444960477594.png (Spoiler Image, 102.93 KB, 500x667, 500:667, stevidot[explicit].png)
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>>496707
*vomits*
disgusting.
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No.496710
its 10 and my dad isnt home
he's usually here around 7
and there's been an unusual amount of stabbings and shootings lately....
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No.496714
a careless shitto, skipping home in the dark after detention
taking a little-known shortcut through a dingy alley...
No.496715
SHITTO
VERSUS
DARKNESS
DADDY
No.496716
*waits shitto in the alley*
No.496717
i got detention once for stabbing someone in the neck
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No.496719
>>496717
did they insult your waifu
No.496720
>>496719
he kept poking me on the bus
he had to pay....
No.496721
a new breed of mouthpic...
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>>496721
can you impregnate her throatwomb
will she give mouthbirth
No.496724
>>496721
That is the inside of a fucking colon not a pussy
No.496725
>>496721
imagine the smell
No.496726
>>496724
nuh uh it's got a cervix and everything
i'm somewhat of a vagina expert you know
No.496727
quick, hsg!
name one female mgs character that doesn't get raped (attempted, implied or otherwise)
No.496728
>>496727
did the boss get raped
No.496729
>>496727
sniper wolf?
i've never actually played any of the games
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>>496727
strangelove?
emma?
amanda?
paramedic?
sunny?
boss?
fortune?
No.496733
>>496728
>>496729
actually not sure
>>496730
didn't some sleazy general harass her, ending up with her getting that job in hawaii
No.496734
No.496735
>>496727
screaming mantis?
raging raven?
naomi?
laughing octopus?
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>>496734
H3H3H3
DON'T L13 S3RK3T, YOU LOV3D 3V3RY MOM3NT
1 COULD T4ST3 1T
No.496739
In Metal Gear Solid 2 Ocelot throws the entire story out the window. Also, for some fucking reason Ocelot glued liquids arm on and now his arm mind controls him. It also changes his voice actor to the one for liquid, this confuses snake so much that his head literally explodes.
Now that Snake is dead forever. You have to play as gay raiden, a big stupid crybaby losers who doesn't even smoke. This time you have to infilitrate a remote military compound called Metal Moses, which was captured by a group of genetically enhanced genome super-soilders.
Raiden fights a magic vampire wizard then the wizards head pops off to reveal that he was actually solid snikes brother solidus snake, a super-cell-nano-con-mega-soilder cloned from the same nanomachines that created Solid Gear. Also he is is the president of the united states. "Brother, I am the KING OF THE PIRATES". Turns out Gas Snake is the leader of a deadcell nano-centro-processor duonamic simbafu group called The Sons of the Guns of the Patroits. tm
You see it turns out that everything so far was completely staged and fake. Liquid Snake was never the true ring leader at all, but was answering to Solidus Snake the entire time who was the biggest bad guy of them all. But then he gets double crossed by Ocelot who is actually Liquid who was actually a quadruple agent the whole time. and the biggest most evil bad guy of them all.
But Smetal Snake saw it coming all along and reveals that he is actually a proxy ai created by the patriots 1000 years ago, but Solidus reveals that Rayden has information that is being carried by the nanomachines in raydens cerebral cortex. You see shitty rayden is actualy a robot this whole time, working for le-lu-li-lo-la-la-low and the patriots but he didnt even know it because of the matrix.
So Rayden chops of doctor octopus's head off and becomes the president of the united states, but Solid snake was alive all along and goes back in time to the 1960s so he can blow up Metal Gear Solid before it was even created.
Unfortnuately he was too late, Ocelot also went back in time and shot metal gear ron into the the future with his future gun.
so metal gear snake has to shoot back into the future but now its so many years future hes old as shit, even though hes died from old age he has to defeat a group of renegade genome super-soilders known as the Sons of Foxhound. Liquid Ocelot who is now being mind controlled by 30 different double-agents through his left leg, turns off all the guns in the world so that nobody can ever shoot anybody ever again, in turn saving the entire world. So snake beats him to death.
the end
*guest starring big boss*
Big Boss : very convincing, but all completely wrong, you see snake turns out everything that ever happened was fake and staged by the super-patriots, the patriots were just a pawn and a reverse-triple agent working for solidus snake, but when he found out they were working for him he double crossed his own self in order to make himself work for them to trick them into being a triple reverse agent for his own self. hewas also a rogue proxy ai and a nanomachine you see snake shadow moses wasn't a remote nuclear warhead facility at all, it was actually a humongous on switch for the biggest metal gear in the world, metal gear herman. A metal gear so powerful that is so powerful that everything in the entire universe is not even existing anymore. You see snake Liquid Ocelot was actually my mother.
It all started when i was in office as the president of the c united states i discovered remnants of an ancient-nanograde-genome-supercon-simbafudrive--metal-gear which was a quintrople agent working for every country in the universe - on the moon.
he was also a rogue-ai and the leader of the super patriots.
No.496740
(in hayter voice)
Oh yeah, penetrate my tight boypussy
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>>496727
Every female character in Metal Gear 1 and 2
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>>496727
the only two girl mgs characters I know are The Boss and quiet titty
also I don't know who she is but I think there's a character named sunny
No.496744
>>496741
they said mgs dum dum
No.496745
>>496743
sunny is a little girl who epic fails at making eggs and is a coal burner
No.496746
quick, hsg!
name one female homestuck character that doesn't get raped (being referred to as female is rape!)
No.496747
Oh fuck, I forgot that Quake Live was released on Steam
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>>496750
Lmfao just fucking tape "SCHOOL SHOOTER" to your back at this point
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>>496750
do you have a link to the youtube video of that weeb shooting his anime plastered assault rifle at a range
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>>496755
I don't understand why CS go has the option to do that.
It just seems really dumb, wouldn't you want factory new on everything?
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>>496756
Of course, but they're more expensive
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>>496756
it's evidence of you fighting alongside your waifu in virtual combat
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>>496758
No I mean, (at least from what I've been told) there's an option in CS go to purposefully degarde your skin, and then if you degrade it past battle scarred or whatever is the lowest degree it just disappears.
I don't understand why you would ever do that, if you wanted you could just sell the factory new and buy a much cheaper skin of whatever quality you want.
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>>496750
japan has gone too far with their airsoft shit at this point
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>>496759
Waifus aren't real
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>>496762
would you get a sako/terezi gun
No.496765
>>496764
no, I'm autistic but I'm not THAT autistic
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>>496760
That's only for the stickers you can put on the guns, not the skins themselves
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>>496754
I know exactly what you're talking about but I can't find the link I'm sorry, I'll see if I can dig up the soundless webm though
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>>496763
>unga bunga parguna
yeah stfu
No.496769
they just don't draw pedofur like they used to
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>>496766
that makes more sense i guess
i wish any of the tf2 skins were good
>>496767
what about the guy in the army who put a camera in his waifu shrine room and others come in to inspect it
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>>496770
I'll try to find that, give me a bit
No.496772
dube,,, gUnz,, lulz!!!!!!!!!
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>>496773
not what i was thinking of, it had more shit in it
No.496775
switzerland is the best gun country in the world
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>>496774
Oh man, now I'm curious
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>>496776
They opened a door from the left side and there's posters and dolls everywhere. It was a fairly small room.
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>>496773
Did I hear "ara ara" at the end of the video
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No.496781
lads
how do we bring the waifus into real
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>>496781
waifu's can't be brought into real
but if you try hard, you can bring yourself into waifuworld
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>>496781
easy
you must turn yourself into the waifu
it is a quest i have made a small step towards
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>>496781
If your waifu was real she'd go for a chad buddy
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>>496786
we must become chad first.
but can a chad ever have a waifu?
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No.496789
is chad chas twin brother
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>>496787
Who appreciates a sandwich more, a millionaire or a homeless man?
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>>496790
is the millionaire the chad or the neet in this metaphor
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>>496790
the homeless man probably burned out his tastebuds with years of boozin and meth
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>>496791
This is getting deep
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>>496792
did u know: the homeless booze addict stereotype is very outdated
homeless families are 40% of the usa's homeless population
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>>496791
dis dumb niqqa...
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>>496792
booze & meth are irl sloots right
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>>496795
a neet has access to millions of waifus
but a chad has banged thousands of actual women
so they are both rich, kind of
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No.496800
guuuuys
does anyone have that screencap of hussie saying pipe down fatty?
No.496801
>>496798
stop using "waifu" interchangably with "female anime character"
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>>496800
holy shit a talking ghost
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>>496799
where is their sauce...
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>>496800
hahaa i havent dug into this folder in a year, but i still know where everything is
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>>496800
my computer crashed trying to upload this to 8chan http://b.1339.cf/vawyvvb.png
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>>496809
the shitpost said homeless man, not brat
fuck off eri
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>>496802
natural selection: it works!
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>>496812
such great art skill wasted on such a shitty character
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>>496802
>posting british tabloid shit
kill yourself my man
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>>496817
thats not your waifu
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>>496818
hehehe, look at this yank getting up in arms over his daily school shootings
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>>496819
>having a waifu
um, ew
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>>496820
>daily
kill yourself my man
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>>496818
Doesn't make it any less true, my man
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>>496822
>um, ew
trip on angs
No.496826
>>496824
it literally isn't true you retord
No.496828
kusogen... please man... let go of ur anger...
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>>496827
woops didnt mean to post that.......
No.496831
i always fancy a gab at yankees on the web lads
No.496832
real talk when are Americans getting health care
just do it lads
No.496833
>>496832
i dont want taxes to be even higher
i also dont want to be forced to see a state doctor and have the government control that aspect of my life as well
No.496834
>>496823
i was going to reply "weekly" as a joke but i looked it up and that's actually how common they are now
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_school_shootings_in_the_United_States#2010s
lol
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>>496833
Literal third world country
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ERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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>>496832
poor people would die less though
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wweww
wwwwewwww
wwwwwwwwewwwwwwww
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the rich have it the hardest
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>>496836
for not wanting to be forced by the state to do something
fuck off my man
>>496834
isn't it incredible how most of those aren't even mass shootings
literally one "school shooting" this year has been an actual mass shooting
No.496852
the hard dick of the bourgoise
No.496853
does having free health care mean that you are required to go to the doctor and let the government probe your anus
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>>496851
wait so what, if only one person gets shot at school at a time it's a-ok
No.496856
oh boy oh boy the US army is having a competition for their new service pistol
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>>496850
literally this
poor people would have money if they just got some, but the rich have to cater to them like theyre monkeys
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>>496855
thats not what i said
I'm saying 1 death does not a mass shooting make
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>>496858
nobody said mass.... dummy...
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>>496858
you're the only one talking about mass shootings
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>>496851
The mentality that "being forced by the state" to do something is inherently bad is why you're a third world country, yes
No.496862
>its a good day when only one kid gets shot
murik....
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>>496861
being forced by the state to do anything IS inherently bad
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>>496861
i dont understand how youre comfortable with being forced to do something
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>>496863
[citation needed]
>>496864
Because I don't live in America, fam
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>>496862
maybe he deserved it?
No.496867
The state can't force me to do anything, so that's why I'm typing this from my treehouse in the middle of nowhere and have cut off all contact with a civilized society
No.496868
*lets obama cuck me*
its not bad........ its the state's decision.......
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>>496865
Are you actually fucking retarded?
Do you like being told what to do?
Is freedom and personal choice a foreign concept in Europe or whatever shithole third world country you live in?
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>>496862
If he didn't want to get shot then he should've just armed himself
No.496871
is it swedeanon again
its you isn't it
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>>496862
if he didn't want to get shot he should've shot first
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>>496869
Guess what, you're being forced to do a ton of shit but you're just cherrypicking things to complain about. That's the cost of living in an actual civilized society, but if you want complete stateless anarchy then knock yourself out
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>>496869
be honest anon, have you ever broken a law?
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No.496876
let's move to a place with legal weed
lmao
No.496877
>have to pay taxes
>have to buy groceries
>have to pay for the electricity i use
>have to vote to keep democracy working
>have to give my children an education
fucking OBAMA............ FORCING ME TOO DO THINGS!!!! :
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>>496873
You're actually retarded then, alright thanks
being forced to go to a state doctor, and forced to take state given prescriptions, or risk punishment, is not the cost of living in a civilized society
if you want to live in a country where your government controls every aspect of your life go ahead, but I won't stand for that shit here.
I am being forced to do a ton of shit, you're right, and nobody should be FORCED to sign up for the draft, or be forced to pay taxes so your government can bomb people on the other side of the world, or be forced to see a STATE doctor, or a state fucking anything, if you hate freedom that's your business, but don't try to force the boot of the state down on my neck you european cuck
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if you want to live in a country where your government controls every aspect of your life go ahead, but I won't stand for that shit here.
I am being forced to do a ton of shit, you're right, and nobody should be FORCED to sign up for the draft, or be forced to pay taxes so your government can bomb people on the other side of the world, or be forced to see a STATE doctor, or a state fucking anything, if you hate freedom that's your business, but don't try to force the boot of the state down on my neck you european cuck
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>>496879
and I shouldn't be forced to do any of that
is that a hard concept for you to understand?
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>>496878
>being forced to go to a state doctor, and forced to take state given prescriptions, or risk punishment
honest question, does that happen anywhere on a national scale?
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>>496881
Not yet
Bernie Sanders heavily implied thats what he wants during the debate though
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>>496882
wow i guess i will vote for hilary :/
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>>496880
Nope, but it's why you're a third world country when you shit your pants in rage over the thought of universal healthcare
Is that a hard concept for you to understand?
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>>496808
thanks man, i can always count on you to have something
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>>496887
if you want to live in a country where your government controls every aspect of your life go ahead, but I won't stand for that shit here.
I am being forced to do a ton of shit, you're right, and nobody should be FORCED to sign up for the draft, or be forced to pay taxes so your government can bomb people on the other side of the world, or be forced to see a STATE doctor, or a state fucking anything, if you hate freedom that's your business, but don't try to force the boot of the state down on my neck you european cuck
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>>496886
My gallery exists for the good of all
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No.496891
Why don't poor people just choose not to be poor?
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No.496893
what is it about swedes that get them so riled up
are they finally tired of getting cucked
is the cuckold rebellion upon us?
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>>496889
are you ever gonna upload a .rar of all the hsg trash you have saved
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>>496895
are you ever gonna upload a bullet to the back of your skull
No.496897
is homestuck ever going to update
No.496898
if you want to live in a country where your government controls every aspect of your life go ahead, but I won't stand for that shit here.
I am being forced to do a ton of shit, you're right, and nobody should be FORCED to sign up for the draft, or be forced to pay taxes so your government can bomb people on the other side of the world, or be forced to see a STATE doctor, or a state fucking anything, if you hate freedom that's your business, but don't try to force the boot of the state down on my neck you european cuck
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>>496894
uhhh maybe? i'd need to go through and make sure there's nothing too personal in there, there are some things i'm not proud of
I didn't really know there was a big demand for hsg memorabilia
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>>496900
its history man
also dont delete things to make yourself look better you fuck
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>>496898
three is enough of that i think, please
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>>496904
But muh freedom of speech
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>>496900
this is going to be mine and bens wedding invite
are you going to come hsg
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>>496906
this but with me and peri
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>>496903
theres stuff in there that's only relevant to me, too. i need to sort through it
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>>496908
pm me some funny posts you've saved from me, please
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i cant believe it's friday already...
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>>496909
uhhhh
i am not capable of humour, or understanding such a thing
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>>496911
I expected someone to post this, and they did. I prepared myself for your trolling thus it is ineffective
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>>496913
is that some baserapt im peeping at
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>>496908
I'm trying to find the non alterniabound version of that song and I can't, which album is it?
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>>496687
>doesn't care about what anyone thinks of her
blatantly false
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>>496916
yeah! i'm kinda nostalgic tonight i guess. good stuff
>>496916
it's on the original Alternia album i think, one of the bonus tracks
No.496919
hsg
i think there was blood in my shit
what does this mean
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ah yeah, there it is. track 17 if you bought the album
apparently not on youtube, anywhere
No.496924
>>496919
inside your shit or on the tp when you wiped?
No.496925
>>496906
I'll come just so I can kill you both at once
No.496926
>homestuck will never be good again
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>>496924
it was mostly just in the shit
my butthole wasn't bleeding and i don't have any hemmies, if that's what you're wondering
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>>496931
not kidding thats lower intestinal bleeding. Get it checked out ASAP
No.496935
okay cool
well
i guess i'm gonna die before homestuck ends
nice
No.496936
>>496931
are we talking like, lots
red or dark
No.496937
>>496935
are you the newest canceranon, anon
No.496938
>>496936
red
and not a lot, no
>>496937
nice
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>>496931
>hemmies
okay now I actually hope you die
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>>496938
it is my unprofessional opinion that if you're otherwise not showing any unusual symptoms you're probably okay. just take it easy on the ol sphincter for a while
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>>496940
i have been though? i mean, i will. i will take it easy on my behind. thank you
i'll let hsg know if this keeps up
i will also let hsg know if i find out i'm dying
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>>496939
good cause youre mother wishes you would die too.
She told me.........
When I was over there......
Having sex.....
with her....
pussy...
and anus.........
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>>496942
broken space bar only has daddies
he was born from a mpreggo
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>>496942
khaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn!!!
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Guess who got a hug from a hot girl tonight?
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>>496953
you wouldnt need to replace them so often if you didnt have that giant bush
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>>496953
there are cheap razors u kno
No.496957
>>496954
i'm sorry i'm really hairy irl?
>>496955
where
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>>496957
https://www.dollarshaveclub.com/
i dunno on your local market? bic sells cheap razors
if you can try veet
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>>496953
You can skip all that shit lapis anon is saying by cropping your razors on your jeans before you shave.
Ever wonder why barbers scrape their razors over leather? It knocks off flecks of rust and helps it retain its sharpness. Seriously you can make a razor last an extra 10 shaves if you do that.
No.496962
she's never coming back hsg
what do i do now
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>>496961
no i never wonder that because I don't get shaved at barbers
No.496965
>>496962
go chomp on a choad æ
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>>496965
different female i'm talking about
vfan isn't dead
No.496967
>>496953
just get an electric one
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>>496964
its such a good shave
No.496969
i'm sick!!! sick of being alive!!!
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>>496969
spong.... aren u rich and white :/
No.496971
>#BREAKING Palestinians torch Joseph's Tomb in Nablus, a holy site revered by Jews - Israeli and Palestinian security sources say
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>>496970
roflmao yes!
i'm not actually sick of being alive, i'm just feeling a particularly epic brand of edgy tonight
also money and whiteness doesn't bring back the dead
it does, however, get me those epic mouthpics
No.496973
Why is 90s britpop so shitty? Oasis and blur are fucking horrible
No.496974
>peridot apologizing
what a great episode
No.496976
>>496781
we don't
we can't
you should probably kill yourself
No.496977
at least i'm possibly going to get spat on tomorrow! that's as good a reason to push on as any!
No.496979
do you ever wonder if any aliens have figured out how to access the human internet but don't or can't interact with it
there could be an entire planet obsessed with hsg
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peridot is a meme character
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>>496981
are there any su characters that aren't
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I'll be the one to kill wesley
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>>496983
i dont think amethyst does enough of anything to warrant meme status
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>>496986
>amethyst the meme character
>not a meme
nice meme
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No.496991
us indo-europeans amirite
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>>496990
you've got your up right here >>496989
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>>496990
I'll give you up
*launches you up into the atmosphere*
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>>496994
its 3am in the morning damn
*hits the fuckin snooze button*
No.496996
*knocks can over with baton*
pick up that can
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>>496994
>taking a picture of your notebook on your jeans and posting it as your "art"
smh
No.496999
*lands safely on soft trips*
No.497000
is fatmanass our last drawfag
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>>496999
>implying anyone cares about 9s
stupid cat
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>>497000
no there's still uh
uh
the guy who draws joey
and glub, kind of
right
we have plenty
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>>497002
you kidding? of course they care about nines. they live for it
cats have nine lives, is the joke here
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>>497003
the guy who draws joey is a legend like santa claus
No.497006
>>497003
we also have some of themin the fantroll thread, but they dont comeby allthat much
No.497007
>>497006
who cares about people who care about fantrolls
they're dead to me
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>>497007
I'd rather people like fantrolls than steven universe shit
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>>497009
keep steven away from that cat
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>>497009
RAAAAAAAAAAH
DIE
*Charges up Death Ball and hits you right in the fucking heart*
No.497013
>>497009
Roxy no, don't accept ice creams from strange jews
No.497014
How do we get rid of the meme cat
No.497015
>>497014
you cant
all the drawfags love the fukken meme cat
No.497016
>>497014
pay for her college so she can grow up and move out
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>>497015
yeah, all 1 of them that are left
No.497019
>>497018
chaz used to love the cat
rip
well to be fair theres only 10 people that still post here or something
No.497020
does anyone have a download for the exiled album by bill bolin/pinkushion or whatever his name was
No.497021
>>497019
what the fuck happened to chaz
all i heard was vfan had something to do with it
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>eight exclamation points
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i'm in love with a shitposter
(he postin he trolling he trolling)
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question for people with fantrolls
are you furries
it's okay if ur in the closet i won't tell!!!
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>>497039
kill yourself
I hate you more than everyone else here combined
No.497043
>>497042
>I hate you more than everyone else here combined
my nippies r hard, fill me with your hate anon
No.497044
>>497043
why are you such a generic attention whore
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No.497048
>>497046
we have reached an age where homestuck references are showing up in cartoons and video games
No.497050
>>497048
it'd be kinda cool if, you know
homestuck were still relevant
No.497051
>>497050
but that's how you know something is a relic of the past, when subtle references to them start popping up
No.497052
>>497049
just you wait
soon there'll be an orientation scale with THREE axes
No.497053
>>496812
>angel actually came back for a few minutes
>>497049
Jesus H christ
Why even purple-red
No.497054
>>497032
I don't believe it
No.497055
>>497053
angels only comes here when she wants something
No.497056
>>497049
i like the A gets a really succinct description and the F get an opinion
No.497057
>>497049
who f0 masterrace here
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>>497059
>kawaii on the streets
>senpai in the streets
that's flipped, isn't it?
No.497061
>>497060
a quick google says no, it's not.
hmm.
No.497063
what the fuck is an onomatopoeia for giggling i'm trying to make a shitty translation of a doujin for myself
No.497064
>>497063
hehehe
hahaha
lolololol
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No.497071
>>496424
And the USSR was shit your point is
No.497072
*responds to a post 15 hours later*
No.497074
>>497073
>you'll never tickle roxykitten
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>>497072
sometimes i'll make a post and it won't go through
then i'll come back to that tab some time later and try to resubmit it
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>you'll never tickle hsgkitten
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>>497080
>you'll never fuck single mom roxy
dying
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>>497071
Tell that to their space program, their military, and most of their technology.
They may have tried socialism a century or two too early, but at their highest point they were as good as the US or better.
No.497083
>>497080
>you'll never tickle Momcat
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fuck i got a boner while translating this
No.497088
meulins mega mammoth mammaries
No.497089
>>497087
japanese is the most boner-causing language, zwiddy
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>>497089
then what is french