No.498598[Last 50 Posts]
Take your Homestuck like a man.
>>497823
No.498604
why do people keep making threads early
No.498607
*repeatedly smack mininep against a table*
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No.498614
>die
>kill me
>die irl
>please die
or we could just smoke some marijuana and chill out like bros B)
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>>498614
get in the coffin
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>>498621
*presses a pillow to your face unironically*
No.498632
will this dumb bitch shut up....
No.498633
you pull that off a facebook wall?
No.498635
i was an ironic napper as a kids
but eventually...somewhere along the line.... I started to mean it
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>>498645
dumb bitch... just shut up... stupid bitch...
No.498647
>tfw a post would have been funnier if you'd spelled a word differently
someone end my useless fucking life
No.498649
I'm gonna sew you up! mother fucker! powere of the yarn!
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>>498648
ugly bitch... retarded cunt... stop talking...
No.498652
if this bitch dont shut up...
No.498655
make the new thread post more noticeable you fucking retard piece of trash
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>>498651
if you like naps so much
why don't you just stay in one
and by that i mean
go to sleep forerver??!
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>>498651
you nap like a baby and throw tantrums like a baby
you're just one fat baby
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>>498655
but then the faggots will come here
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>>498659
but you're already here
No.498662
I'm a preteenkin
I'm a 12 year old in a 21 year old body and everyones just going to have to respect that
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>>498661
i'm not going to give you a diaper change
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please change vfan's diaper... it's stinking up the whole thread...
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>>498662
my favorite kin person was that one who identified as both a baby and a flying dog separately but simultaneously
No.498676
someone change vfan's diaper
the whole thread is starting to smell like peridot
No.498678
it's your turn to change vfan's diaper...
No.498682
vfan's diaper
it stinks :x
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guess who hsg
"if it has glasses I'll fuck it"
"I love poop"
"stalin did nothing wrong"
">tfw no g\b\af"
"I want to suck a jew's circumcised cock"
bonus points if you get them all right on the first try
No.498690
snipes are a type of bid!
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vfan's diaper...
70% poop... 30% pee...
No.498692
i won my bfzizzles drafty-draft hsg!!!
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>>498689
hhahahahaha yeah actually
im on the dark pop tonight!
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>>498688
meganerd
wesley
vfan
xlr
ae
No.498697
why won't anybody change vfan's diaper...
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>>498598
piconep is yesterday's news
get with the times grampa
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>>498696
please escort this whore into the gas chambers.
No.498704
someone.....please change her diaper......i don't have much life yet....
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>>498705
don't blame me
you walked right into that one
No.498708
if nobody changes vfan's diaper... she'll get sick...
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>>498705
>encouraging roxykittenposting
fug you
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>>498709
*luvs ur encourigement*
*luvs u*
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general augusto pinochet literally did nothing wrong
No.498716
*wwalks into a bar*
*orders a drink*
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>>498716
*serves you some cum*
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>>498713
and i would love for you to take a slow ride through a busy intersection
No.498720
this newborn baby did nothing wrong... *yet*
No.498721
i guess i have no choice... i will have to change vfan's diaper...
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>>498721
good luck anon!
we're rooting for you!
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>>498718
what kind of bar is this?!
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*removes vfan's diaper*
*passes out from the smell*
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>>498731
the way chaz draws nipples
makes
me
MAD!!!
No.498736
*removes vfan's diaper*
*the stink kills my brain cells
No.498738
*removes vfan's diaper*
*violently vomits all over her*
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zebras are actually black with white stripes
huh
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>>498737
don't nap with a dirty diaper!
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>>498740
that doesnt make sense
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>>498735
here have some real the nips instead
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>>498743
when they're embryos they start out black and then develop white stripes or something
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No.498754
*spins a cocoon*
i'm not commin out
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>>498746
this also unironically
No.498756
eridans quirk but with m's
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>>498756
*mmalks into thread*
eh
im not feeling it
No.498759
When's FE: Fates gonna come out, I want to fuck my big titted sister already
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No.498763
shhhhh
be vvewwy quiet
im huntin wwabbits
No.498764
*breaks a wing while flutterin outta here*
yowch!
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vfan's diaper update...
60% poop... 20% pee... 20% cummies...
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>>498769
whys your cum smell like poop.....
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>>498769
pom would be glad to know that
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>>498758
mmaybe they mmean like this? or are nns the vs inn this scennario? honnestly nnot feeling this either
No.498774
i drew a flower on my underaged boycock who wants to see
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>>498768
well i only got one functioning wing now
you can.. do that.. if you can catch me!
*flutters hard* *spins in one spot*
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vfan's pissy... poopy... cummy... diaper...
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Scanners Are Detecting Dapies Within This Sector
Commencing Rapey Sweep
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>>498786
>>498786
i'll push you off a cliff with passoiante grace
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>>498793
reach your true potential
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>>498799
vfan's diaper is leaking...
No.498802
i am so behind in my schoolworkkkk
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>>498797
but can you grow them
prove yourself! at the county fair!
No.498804
what was your GPA in high school, HSG?
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>>498804
my gpa right now is like 2.0
im dumb
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>>498804
i have no idea
I don't think we had that sort of thing in canada
but i regualry got 50% in most classes, I toed the line with the least amount of effort possible
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>>498813
>50%
what is that in commie language
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>50% is half in commieland
>50% is failing in america
heh..... no wonder you're all pathetic and stupid...
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>>498813
what's it like it canada
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>>498820
I can never tell if her mouth is supposed to be open or closed.
🔞/10
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>>498820
we should have never pulled the plug...
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>>498826
it's open goofy smile
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im SICK and HUNGRY and theres NO FOOD
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>>498820
i thought for sure you would burning in hell for deviancy
No.498835
grant and vfan in overalls
grant an vfan in country grown vegetgables anime
No.498837
yarnime
anime, but made out of yarn
like that yoshi game
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>>498836
I cannot for the life of me recall why I thought turning Jitter on was a Cool Stylistic Choice
No.498840
why the f*ck am i taking a early childhood care class
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>>498838
it looks spicy
good spicy choice
halabnero!! upisdeo down question mark
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>>498840
someone has to look out for roxykitten
No.498844
all out of gun pics
gotta get some more
No.498846
oh no... vfan's making a mess in her diaper again...
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i wish vfan would suck my butt
No.498850
how do we bring back joey?
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*casts resurrectons spell*
she lives!
I die...
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>>498850
gather the dragon scrotes
balls
whatever the things
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>>498850
through sacrifice
but who...
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>>498804
Weighted or unweighted?
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>>498841
líneas picantes
just now while constructing this shitpost I learned that caliente doesn't have the "spicy" meaning that hot does in English, The More You Know
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>>498855
we'll need a virgin
and findinf one won't be a problem!
;DDD
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>>498857
so do we just drop her in the volcano or
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>>498861
i'm ineligible.... ;I
No.498864
legendary super saiyan super saiyan god super saiyan 5 kaio ken x50 mystic golden perfect majin broly
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>>498865
famous last words
No.498867
super saiyan super saiyan! Ape: Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.
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>>498852
what if you could bring people back from the dead but only in exchange for another life so some childbearing age people would make Mad Bux selling their newborns to revive other people's loved ones, would that be f*cked up or what
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>>498869
that wud be hella f*cked up!
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>>498865
*sprays herbicide on blossoms*
alls fair in love and gardening..
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>>498862
that's so old fashioned
how about a vat of acid
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>>498870
>hey bb I know you're recently widowed bc yr last wife died giving birth to a stillborn and that you two used to sell yr babies for a living, and now we just met and I'm pregnant, and long story short you're not gonna use the baby to dump me for your dead wife are you
No.498874
YD/peridot = lemonlime shipping. it's decided
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>>498876
your love goes beyond the coastline and out over the sea
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>>498876
it must be stopped before it reaches the pumpkins!!
No.498881
today is a revolver kinda day
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No.498886
i wish my other hard drive hadn't failed
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No.498889
Quick Reminder: Hinduism demands that widows must be burnt alive along side their dead husbands.
Its is a fundamentally racist 'religion' that divides people in 4 categories.
And I'm not even going to mentioned what they think about cow piss.
>>498888
Nice quads
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>>498885
it will take more to appease me
a huh huh
No.498893
India needed a Stalin tbh.
No.498894
Quick Reminder: Christianity is a religion that demands that people who wear wool and linen are sinning
It's a fundamentally sexist 'religion' which states that women should not speak in church
And I'm not even going to mention what they think about the body and bread of christ
No.498895
that feeling when somebody posts your art
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>>498888
what is the scenario this scene depicts, has Nepeta just murdered Vriska
I suppose it's just possible that that's Equius's blood shifted greenwards by the lighting
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>>498895
what does it feel like?
No.498898
i have that feelin whenever someone posts weleydot.... it's a strange new gfeel
No.498899
maybe, i should start, typing right
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should i pick shay or vella in act 2, hsg
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>>498896
imma go with nep murdering vrisk
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>>498888
so close to 500000
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>>498898
what would a wesleydot fusion look like
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>>498894
even when you grasp at straws like this it's not as bad as the other post
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>>498909
If you're christian and you think you're gonna look at porn you should tear your own eyes out
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>>498910
now that's better
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>>498910
that's actually one of my favorite bits from the New Testament, taken literally it's kinda Yikes Lmao but as a metaphor it really resonates with me
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>>498894
it's funny because the guy whose post i copypasted that off was muslim
No.498919
who is actually christian anymore
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poor little jack o lantern
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>>498919
if by that you mean people who follow literally everything the bible says
nobody
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>>498919
this girl that i'm going to give head to is christian
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>>498912
no i mean an actual fusion
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>>498919
i'm religious but not spiritual
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>>498922
she doesnt sound christian...........
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>>498924
what does this even mean
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>>498918
>muslims
>taking shots at any religion ever
No.498929
i like how the "best" response to "you know all this made-up shit is probably made up" is "hnuurrrr your're le fedora is dippign a haeheh xD^^D"
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>>498917
ill ban you form life.........
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>>498925
who are you to cast judgment... now you're going to hell...
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>>498928
The hate you get can still go away brother, if you just converted to islam and live in peace,grow an alpha as fuck beard like pic related but you choose diving in ganges river instead...
No.498934
>epic religion shitflinging
no hsg tonight
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>>498928
hindus pretty much only exist so that muslims have something to look down on
No.498938
>that island in the middle
is that really how craters work?
also
>leaving egypt intact
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>>498939
suffocation obvs
nap forever
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>>498939
we don't change your diaper
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>>498938
but I like pyramids
No.498945
Anyone who writes 'moderate muslim' next to Saudi is either completely brainwashed by mainstream media or retarded or a shill. Even ISIS made fun of that shithole for not letting women drive. Yes even the most disgusting caliphate in the world right now has at least a few less backwards laws than the number one place to nuke in the world that is the kingdom of goat fuckers.
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>>498944
we'll build our own pyramids
it's a worthy sacrifice to rid our world of modern egyptians
No.498949
me sleep now
goo night hsg
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>>498939
i'll ban you from air
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>>498949
sleepy weepy my cummy dummy -3-
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>>498933
>islam
>the religion of peace
Yeah if you're a Sunni Muslim
>>498938
Yeah at ground zero the shockwave makes the ground "bounce"
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>>498954
>if you're a Sunni Muslim
see >>498945
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>>498937
Name a single Muslim with the moral leadership of Mahatma Gandhi
Name one
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>>498956
wasn't gandhi actually a cunt
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gandhi was actually a cunt
an awful pedophile cunt
you could deride him for being antisemitic too, but
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>>498955
Yeah even fucking Sunnis fight against each other
Shias and Sunnis want each other wiped off the face of the earth
I don't want to think about what Muslims think of kufir people
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>>498960
He wasn't a pedophile that's just the fucking culture
>you could deride him for being antisemitic too
Oy vey
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>>498963
>He wasn't a pedophile
lol................................................................................................
No.498965
what's the overlap, you think, of
>anti-religion advocates whose reasons for opposing religion are that it's made up and most of the founding texts have some questionable ideology
>people who cite evo psych uncritically
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>>498952
and then i bury you in the pumpkin patch
and they grow big and i win the fair!!!
kakku dori
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>>498963
>He wasn't a pedophile that's just the fucking culture
it's almost like...
it's almost like it's a culture of pedophiles...
oh my god...
oh, my god...
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>>498956
Like Muslims and Hindus weren't living integrally for 400 years before Gandhi.
That fucker used to drink his own piss regularly besides Shitting in Streets...
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>>498963
>you could applaud him for being antisemitic too
fixed
even a broken clock is right twice a day
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>>498970
is that two wimmin or is the guy just havin big pecs
i hope its the former
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fuck the amish too
we need a genocide for the amish
it's not like it'd be hard
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>>498977
the amish dont fuck with anyone though
they just stay in their own little inbred areas and sell fruits and vegetables
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>>498974
let me?
let me?
you don't get any choices in this situation miss
you'd have to fight me about it.
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>>498965
>evo psych
>he doesn't believe evolution is responsible for human behavior
>>498967
Mary was probably 14 when she had Jesus
Literally everywhere from Africa to Malaysia still does this, and the entire world used to, too.
>>498969
>Like Muslims and Hindus weren't living integrally for 400 years before Gandhi.
HAHAHAHAHA
WOW
WOW
Google the Mughal Empire you fucking dolt
That wasn't sustainable in modern times because it wasn't an empire but a democratic country
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>>498978
they fuck with eachother
namely, they fuck with the little girls that don't know anything of the outside world except lies because they're trapped in their awful amish village
they're degenerates, and they have to be dealt with
>>498980
>Mary was probably 14 when she had Jesus
yeah, it was a virgin birth too
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vfan is about to cuck grant
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>>498980
>thon thinks a field's central conjecture is equivalent to the research it generates
hey this is fun, greentext about this post now
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help i can't repost fedora jack
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This thread is shit, I'm gonna go jack off
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Like honestly
>Hinduism
>nonviolent
>hierarchy
>can coexist with other religions
>doesn't try to proselytize
>interesting mythos with cool statues and temples and shit
vs
>Islam
>everyone is equal
>extremely violent
>cannot coexist
>spreads like cancer
>Drawing pictures is a sin
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>>498980
>That wasn't sustainable in modern times because it wasn't an empire but a democratic country
Well maybe democracy just sucks compared to the absolutist rule of the blood of Genghis Khan and Tamerlane.
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i wonder how much it pays to be one of those extras in a public sex porn
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>>498994
they're both shit
whoever wins, everyone that isn't an ignorant degenerate loses
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>>498993
i ain't doin nuthin for you, willingly,
but killin you
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>>498995
>absolutist rule of the blood of Genghis Khan and Tamerlane.
They weren't absolutest, really what happened when you got conquered by the Mongols was a few days of raping and looting and then after that nothing really changed except you were part of the Mongol empire
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>>498996
you mean they aren't just regualr people on the street?!
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>>498994
>Hinduism
>nonviolent
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>>498999
What about the part where you were able to balance a gold plate on your head and walk from one side of the empire to another without someone stealing it
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>>499002
Christianity has the Quakers too, doesn't make the religion as a whole pacifist.
No.499006
let's talk about something else now, like one of my pet peeves
stop calling any movement ever any variant on "Contemporary," "Present," "Current," or literally any other descriptor that usually has "right now and not the past" semantics. we're already stuck with calling things from the early 20th century at the latest "Modern." how about we never do that again ever because it's fucking obnoxious and makes less sense with every passing generation?
No.499007
this laptop fucking SUCKS
No.499009
every technology i own has been shitting itself tonight
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>>499006
shit, that's the spoiler formatting? how have I forgotten everything I once knew about formatting text on this board
No.499011
let's call saltlick a cunt!
i'll start:
saltlick, you're a fucking cunt, you little boy! you little cunt!
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>>499013
you have to wear your diaper
No.499017
Flaregun crits are so satisfying
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>>499006
>>499006
*calls my anime "new beginning gospel"*
*releases several retellings of it*
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>>499015
*snifts*
hm...
mm? hmmm...
*snifts again*
ah, yes... a plebcunt...
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maining pyro is literally for faglord babyshits
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>>499013
listen, imma just strangle your throat as hard as i can, and whwtever happens, happens
as long my i win the fair
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the diaper...
vfan's diaper...
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definitely beep boop beep boop no
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man
if i were a woman i would be offended if someone called bearded faggot in a dress a woman just because he said he was
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>>499016
what happened to those polar bears
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the diaper that belongs to vfan...
the diaper that vfan is wearing...
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>>499026
they're dangerpups dummy
No.499031
(in tommy pickles voice)
the daipy!
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playing tf2 is literally for faglord babyshits
No.499034
remember when tommy pickles tried to kill his baby brother in that thornberries rugrats crossover movie
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(in roxykitten voice)
a pussy pee! a pussy pee!
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>>499035
moist from pee... in your diaper...
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>>499034
he tried to feed him to rabid circus chimps iirc
he tried to lure apes over to his infant brother in the hopes they would dismember and eat him
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>>499040
fucking daddy fetishist degenerates
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>>499034
remember when the rugrats met the wild thornberries?
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>>499043
that was sure a wacky gathering of charcters!!
I can't remember anything about it cept they were on the ocean and getting mad at stu? i think?
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and then nigel thornberry suffered head trauma that made him temporarily retarded, and lowering his IQ allowed him to unlock his dormant babyspeak and communicate with the rugrats babies
fuck
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>>499043
>phil and lil stopped eating bugs
that film ruined rugrats canon forever tbh imo
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[to be read in a jeff goldblum voice]
i'll just ah... fuck my cousin, here! ooh! ah! my cousin! fuck!
No.499051
why do new jersey police look like fascists
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>>499049
can i taste the poopsies too!!!!!!
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>>499051
they are new jersey police
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>>499051
why they all white and ugly
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Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
No.499057
why are cops allowed to be incredibly overweight anyway
it'd be appropriate if they were working desk jobs but i dont want to rely on some 300 lb fuck to protect me
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>>499051
in the 20s, many american police forces deliberaly based their uniforms on german or russian imperial ones
the reason for this was a lot of east yuro immigrants were coming in and they needed a dress style that immediately meant "authority" to them
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>>499058
Oh neat
I didn't actually know that thanks
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>>499051
how old is that? our cops have had a yellow stripe on their pants as long as i can remember
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>>499055
yummy!!!!! i olve youre ppoooy daiper!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>499051
Their hats look too beret -ish
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>>499063
newfag please leave..
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>>499064
preeepee in my mouth!!!
No.499068
i am about to drink a SARSAPARILLA
what should i expect
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>>499051
in the news today there was a story about gigantic military-grade "x-ray trucks" (essentially huge mobile x-ray machines that can be directed toward a target) that the nypd have
the US defense forces used them before but then stopped using them because they bombarded so much radiation that it was impossible to actually use it on vehicles with people in them without fucking them up
the nypd won't answer what they're being used for, only that it's "legal, despite what the ACLU says"
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>>499052
>>499061
what did she post... my computer went fucky
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>>499068
root beer + cough syrup
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>>499071
her poopy diaper, duh
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i wish i could start screaming and never stop
No.499076
i want them to stop sexualizing amethyst
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>>499074
didn't mean to reply
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>>499056
are we supposed to make quality posts here?? wtf? wtf?
No.499079
its kind of like a watered down birch beer
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>>499068
that's a kind of shitty plant!
No.499081
There is literally nothing wrong with being a cuckold
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>>499081
YOU would say that lol
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>>499086
no
i kissed grant's mom
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>>499081
if you are truly happy being cuckolded, then it's fine i guess
i think the point of the modern usage of cuck is for people who pretend like they're okay with it but secretly they hate it and do it out of some sense of subservience or desperation
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>>499088
was she a hot milf
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>>499085
Epic /pol/ meme my man, you get an upvote from me!
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grant how hot is your mom and are her tiddies huge
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>>499097
i thought this was joey at first
No.499100
i saw a girl with a space hoodie at the mall today
she was really fat
No.499101
we are less than 900 posts away from our epic half of a million get
No.499102
I like to yell at cucks on the internet
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>>499105
why does chaz draw like that
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>>499107
*sprinkles you on my ass*
bon appetit
No.499110
>>530000 better be a frieza post or so help me god
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>>499108
i hope this artist gets some form of cancer
No.499112
>>499089
It's literally just the latest epic /pol/ buzzword
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>>499108
is that fungi growing out of their hair
No.499115
What will the next hot meme fresh out of /pol/ be when cucking loses its appeal? Voreing?
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>>499107
there can only ever. EVER be one
*wwalks out of thread*
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>>499113
his power level in his first form was 530,000
No.499119
grrr. grrrrrrrrr!
fuckity duckity
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>>499123
Burn in hell Joey!
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>>499125
FUCKING BOMB IT >:D
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>>499125
*flips all hispanics to white*
No.499129
>>499125
Reconquista complete... Foolish gringos!
No.499130
>>499125
this unironically makes me mad
No.499131
>>499125
it probably lost white majority ages ago, seeing as how kebabs and jews are counted as "white" on the US census
No.499132
>>499123
8th layer of Hell, the Joey Layer
No.499133
*breathes in clean sheet smell*
this is good.
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indirect >yo momma so fat
nice
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>>499130
Why? You wouldn't want to be racist, would you? Accept multiculturalism!
No.499140
grant when are you going to impregnate your gf with your seed and have a baby
No.499141
No.499142
Grant desperately begging to his GF that he needs to make her pregnant to secure the future for the white race
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No.499146
america must be destroyed
No.499147
like
why does it even matter what percentage of what race makes up the us and canada
the only ones who should be butthurt about it is natives
No.499148
>>499097
>trans positive
>gun positive
nice
No.499149
mom.... dad....
im trans positive
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No.499151
i'm worried i got hiv from this scene girl
i'm worried she fucked up my lymph node
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No.499153
sponge dying from eating ass would be pretty epic
No.499154
>>499152
we didn't have sex, we just made out
i'm a hypochondriac
No.499155
>>499125
Wake me up when they aren't a plurality.
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>>499151
dude
are you ok
what happened
No.499158
Spitting Upon Joey!
Defiling Joey with the Left Foot!
Taking a Lance to Smite Joey!
Fettering Joey!
Taking a Knife to Smite Joey!
Putting Fire Upon Joey!
No.499159
>>499156
i think i'm fine!
the lymph node under my right jaw is just swollen and sore
No.499160
i deserve this
goofy little beta cuck me is not built for this plane
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>>499159
hiv can be transmitted through kissing if there are even the tiniest cuts in the mouth
get a test. they're free if you act like a fag
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>>499160
>this plane
I'M CRASHIN IT, JERRY
NO SURVIVORS
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>>499143
>some brain dead retard who time traveled from 1904 who still believes in racial intelligence psuedo-science that gives you an excuse to see people who aren't the same skin color as you as evil monsters
so a jew
No.499167
who the fuck named the pistachio
it was italians wasnt it
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>>499167
>The word pistachio comes from medieval Italian pistacchio, which is from classical Latin pistacium, which is from ancient Greek pistákion and pistákē, which is generally believed to be from Middle Persian, although unattested in Middle Persian. Later in Persian, the word is attested in Persian as pesteh. As mentioned, the tree came to the ancient Greeks from Western Asia.
No.499172
sometimes i find dead bugs in myt pistachios
No.499174
whos your favorite lets players, hsg
:D
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>>499174
jontron... my uncle... ray sipes...
No.499178
i like walnuts best
walnuts>almonds>acorns>uhhh everythin else
No.499179
my crush is going to choke me
oh boy
No.499180
>>499178
wanuts peanuts pineapple smells
No.499181
what if sako's crush was actually just fucking with him the entire time and was just leading him on
that would be so sad and heartbreaking
No.499182
>knots in beard hair
if i had a reaction image on this pc i would post one but i dont
i will reply to this post with a suitable one when i am back on my computer
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>>499181
dude dont even joke about that
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>>499182
how long is your beard and what months do you shower
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>>499183
just a thought hehe
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>>499184
not long but my head hair is knot prone so im not surprised
and i shower every day im not ben
No.499188
when i had long hair it would get matted in the back within a day
drove me nutty
No.499190
>>499189
says the messy diaper girl
No.499192
shut the diap up
shut up!
about diaps!!!!!!
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No.499194
*burns babies*
WHERS YOU DIAPERS NOW
THEY'RE IN HELL, THATS WHERE
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only good thing about this laptop is the heat it generates
nice and toasty on a winter night
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*clicks dog*
*highlights cat*
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i don't have yuri to post cause i son't like anime anymore but here's a pretty girl
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>>499202
You're a pedophile, fam
No.499210
i feel like any mature adult would be uncomfortable about doing anything with me because i look like a kid and act like a kid
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any epic mature adult would feel epic while i literally make out with their asshole
No.499216
I've been getting off to yuri since I was 9 and I'm not stopping now fek off
No.499217
"i would rape willow smith but im not a pedophile"
No.499219
i have never pictured spongelord eating ass but unfortunately my brain is working against me and this is definitely something i am experiencing right now
i dont like it
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>>499219
are you gonna pull your pecker to the thoughts of his snout buried in some chick's doodoo encrusted feceshole/
No.499221
>>499219
this is epic but i'm kind of sorry
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>>499194
*burns ur hous down in retailation*
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>>499225
this is the only good roxykitten drawing
chaz can suck my wang
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>>499227
man, remember prablata
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No.499234
Wow that's a lot of pornography I missed.
No.499235
is this red bar shit a drm thing for anime
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i wanna watch a gundam but I don't wanna follow the plot
just wanna see the robot fights and hears the energy blasts
No.499239
>>499237
i don't believe ya!
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>>499239
oic
>>499238
war in a bottle or w/e was the saddest story, just pay attention to the lasers.
It's what I do.
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>lets player i like who made a good as fuck deus ex lp has been doing another one in a similar style for bioshit infinshit
nice
epic
i like it
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>>499232
>Prab will never see the end of Homestuck
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>>499249
http://lparchive.org/Deus-Ex-%28by-Bobbin-Threadbare%29/
each video has an informative section at the end about something related to the game
No.499252
>>499250
>we will never see the end of Homestuck
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No.499254
i want to cut off moody's fingers and rig him to a machine that gives him an endless vinegar enema
No.499255
i'm going to be fictionkin for agent scully now
No.499262
>>499257
she looks so kawaii sugoi desu chan-desu gomen onii-chan nasai on this shirt!
how epïc!
No.499263
I was curious was a scully halloween costume would look like but then I remember I grew out of my mom's old clothes a long time ago.
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No.499266
a romantic comedy about vfan forcing my neighbor to fall in love with me
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>>499263
would a Scully halloween costume work without someone else wearing a Mulder costume?
No.499268
get ready for the apple iCunt
No.499269
Yes but then you'd just be doing paperwork all day and wondering why your nokia phone doesn't get any cool apps.
New X Files is going to be so cool.
No.499271
new x files episode plot: after scully receives anonhate on her tumblr, mulder cucks a kinkshaming ghost to death
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>>499270
if you buy a shirt you have to wear it out in public what the fuck are you a fucking zillionaire? a brillionaire? a fillionaire? a shillionaire? a michel bublenillionaire?
No.499275
I actually just donated about 150 shirts to good will from highschool and/or getting fat. I hope there are some amazingly dressed hipsters out there soon.
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>>499275
what the fuck are you a fucking zillionaire? a brillionaire? a fillionaire? a shillionaire? a michel bublenillionaire?
No.499278
I remember the very first paycheck I ever got went directly to jinx dot calm just so I could express my love of .... ???? Overpriced swords on shirts.
No.499279
i wish i could get a job as Executive Spitdrinker at Gillian Anderson's office
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sometimes i wish i was balding
then i could begin my transformation into the precious numale....
No.499283
i'll go down in beta buck beta cuck history... the best spit lad... the best epic spit drinking agender tumblr posting vape vaping vore watching mouthpic taking epic lad... and... they'll love me...
they'll write songs about me
No.499285
>OPM ep 3 is out already on Hulu
No.499286
i did it again!
two 3-0 drafts in a row! wow, amazing!
i'm starting to think... i'm the king of drafts? the lord of drafts, me? wow, who would have thought...
No.499287
can someone just
can someone just give me a screencap of what vfan said about skinny girls and their stiffening muscles and whatnot cause that was hot cause i am actually pretty skinny
i had to close my browser and i lost itall......
No.499288
seriously can we stop deleting vfan posts now
hers are better than most
she's a better poster than most
No.499290
>inb4 die
way ahead of you..
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>>499293
wheres the weeds and a the bong lmao
No.499295
>sponge is a shrew
it fits
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>>499287
here ya go weirdo
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>>499298
zwid... please... let us help you...
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>>499300
why that cow so tiny
No.499304
>variety is the spice of life
>all mainstream gay porn stars are essentially indistinguishable
>go looking for some god damn spice of life in my porn
>apparently everyone paying for porn with non-white actors needs cartoonish stereotypes to pop a boner
I know I've bitched about this here before, but Jesus Christ, where's a fag gotta go to jack it without post-orgasmic moral revulsion
No.499307
*scully voice*
*gapes butthole*
mulder! the x-file... is in here!
No.499308
Find someone who enjoys the same thing and then jerk off together and turn moral revulsion into a 'thing'
No.499311
>>499304
you wanna jerk off to me, big boy... you want some of my mouthpics, big man...
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these are getting deleted too fast
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>>499313
charge you're battery, dube.......
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>>499315
phantos, you're cool!
No.499319
i unga cant fucking form a fucking sentence an ubunga a tobiscus tobunga lmao roflmunga
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>>499308
circlejerking over shared moral revulsion sounds like a good way to become one of those people who obsessively seeks out things to be offended by without actually doing anything to address the offensive material
like I know I've openly claimed to be an SJW and for most people that's the literal denotation of that term, but I have a little more principle than seeking out fellows to jack off to porn because we all find it offensive requires
>>499311
*jacks it to Anonymous's invisible mouthpics*
I don't actually get the mouthpic thing? is that just one dude's weird fixation or is asking for mouthpics a thing other weirdos do too? like sure, I'd agree that some mouths are more attractive than others, but isolated from the rest of the face I don't get the sexual appeal
No.499321
I just think if you're into -insert fetish here- and it makes you sick every time you do it but you do it all the time... why not find other people into the same thing? I'm not talking about the illegal stuff, just the homogay stuff so many people have hangups on.
At the very least find people to talk to about it imo.
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>>499320
mouths are epic... jeez...
what are you... ?
some kind of a kind of foot fetishist... ???
No.499323
my dear sweet laptop...woint turn on...now im forced to keep using the family computer in the kitchen... where i can be judged for being awake at 5am
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No.499325
th dark pop did this to me
No.499326
Don't drink soda before bed time?
No.499327
more posts in this epic spongestyle... it's good for your heart... it's chicken dick noodle soup for your fucking heart...
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sponge, my brother
werent you going to bed
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>>499326
but it (was) saaaturday night!
No.499332
i don't believe in lesbians
how can anyone not like dicks
No.499333
>>499330
i was
and then i turned on the x-files and felt an incredible epic urge to shitpost
*hulk hogan voice*
sorry brother!
No.499334
Dicks are great but not always the people attached to them?
Also there are probably plenty of people who fall somewhere on the spectrum of asexual but romantic towards females, so dicks are out of the equation.
Not my dickless cup of tea but it's for somebody.
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>>499332
but i am one of those and i am also fond of penises
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>>499321
Wait, what fetish? Being attracted to people who aren't white? I don't really consider that a fetish. My preferred solution to this problem isn't "go on jerking it to porn that makes me uncomfortable because otherwise it's all white actors" it's "find porn with non-white actors where they don't make a huge deal about it"
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>>499333
dont apologize, lad
i know that feeling all too well......
No.499340
this is my hot steaming dickless cup of cock, cunt
No.499341
does anyone know if theres a working version of that old homestuck shipping grid flash?
the one with all the cute feastings pixel art?
No.499342
but i also understand how dicks are scary and gross to a lot of gills
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>>499336
Oh I meant all sorts of stuff, not just that. Though I could probably find some stuff for you if I looked later. I do know what you mean.
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>>499339
i can't stop
i wish i could shitpost while i slept
i had a cool dream once that was just scrolling through hsg
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>>499342
if you stick your dick in a gill you could choke the feesh!
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>>499341
does anyone know if you'll stop being a stupid worthless pile of shivering flesh that pendleton ward wouldn't even touch
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>>499347
thank you anon!!
you are the best
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>>499347
that's right... spoonfeed the little babycunt... that's a good goy...
No.499353
>>499352
shhh she called me the best
No.499354
angel only comes here when she needs something
don't give it to her, she doesn't deserve it
No.499355
How does github even work
No.499356
hsg featuring levar burton
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>>499353
and here i am, calling you a cunt
a cunt that does nothing but swallow sad pill-sized golem dicks made of frozen shit
you continue to suckle this frosty poop golem cock because they call you the best
No.499359
>>499357
yes
i love praise! my inner tail wags
No.499360
>>499358
you're a poop golem too
No.499361
this but with Angel as Chris Pratt and anons as the Velociraptors
No.499362
>>499355
click that "download zip" in lower right
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>>499355
it's sort of a browser-based frontend to git with social network stuff tacked on
>What's git, Saltlick?
A distributed version control system.
>What does that mean?
You can work on a thing with multiple people and... all the changes go together...? I don't really understand how it works in practice but apparently it does
>How do you use git?
Hahahahahahahahaha I have no fucking clue, I always have to start repositories on GitHub and then use my IDE's git integration to clone them to my computer
No.499365
my inner butt's shaking with the force of my wagz
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>>499361
i wish chris pratt would touch my face
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>>499364
>>499362
>>499363
apparently not the sort of answer needed, whoops. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm tryna become a Reel Programmer so that's my pov
No.499370
This shipping stuff is so cool. I had to download sandboxie first but it was worth it.
Github is dumb imo because I want to just push button -> get repo installed somewhere without even knowing if 'repo' is the right word. Or a word at all.
But the .zip download was extremely obvious and I still fucked it up whoooops
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i want to be pinned down by Shay Massey
No.499376
i bet grant must find vfan hilarious
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>>499375
are you trying to give my boner a heart attack
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>>499378
i hope felicity dies this season
No.499384
hey vfan
does this get you hot
No.499385
>>499379
what are those
aliens
No.499388
>>499371
>>499371
>>499371
watch this video
its an order
No.499389
at least hiveswap should be funny
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>>499384
wow those ovens only hold one body at a time? But I thought the camps burned 25,000 people a day? How many of those single-person ovens did they have built?
Genuine question
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>>499389
>masters in literature
No.499393
i wonder how vfan feels when grant posts my post logs and it turns out all the anons she replies to are me
No.499394
i hope i dont creep her out or anything
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>>499393
you wish sweaty!
>>499387
wud she post..
No.499397
if anything its a sign we're soulmates
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>>499380
I wish I knew who that character even was. Just kidding, I don't watch TV.
>>499389
I love the favorited mark.
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>>499391
exactly the number you'd expect for normal cremation duties, because the holocaust didn't happen
No.499400
>>499392
w-what's wrong with a masters in literature
oh, who am i kidding
No.499404
>>499401
if she pulls that off, will she die?
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>>499404
!!!
the tables have turned
No.499407
>they didnt taze the guy the tazed his person.
LOL
No.499408
>>499403
*just wanted u 2 see that she coud use the toilent like a big girl*
No.499409
vfan deserves a higher quality of anons to troll tbh
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Why is the baby still awake
No.499414
>>499412
Apparently in some states you can get arrested if someone can prove you were using a dildo
or something along those lines
some states really are hickland
No.499416
rebellious puss eaters
lesbian law breakers
No.499417
I bet I could makea girl cum with my fingers, yeah
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No.499419
wanna kill little mouse
GONNA kill little mouse
No.499420
*pees with fear a little*
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>>499419
..whos little mouse
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>>499419
vore little mouse
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>>499421
he posts bad and i hate him and he vore roleplayed with his gf
>>499422
no
No.499424
I have been having to drink a lot of water lately and I spilled an entire cup of it on my bed and it reminded me of the mean comment I made earlier. Sorry guys, pee wherever.
No.499426
>>499424
no
the toilet is the place for piss
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>>499423
how fat do you imagine his gf is?
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>>499427
probably a solid 350
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what is with every female character in arrow entirely ruining the show
No.499435
TTYL yall time for meds and sleep.
Oh boy.
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>someone is awake and giving good answers to involved questions on this IRC channel
this Thanksgiving I'm thankful for Australian geeks,
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>>499442
an interesting proposal, but what's in it for me
No.499445
>>499444
I can't shake my ass when I'm dead, though. That's a pretty compelling argument for not killing myself, really.
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hoo boy there are a lot of English words on Wiktionary
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>>499448
I have a really skewed idea of how long computerized things take. Most of the tasks I want to automate get larger in response to input volume, of course, but also in response to the size of the subsets of the input operated on at one time; that is, most large tasks I automate are combinatorically large.
In combinatorically large problems, increasing the number of subsets taken or (up to a certain fraction of the input volume) the size(s) thereof has a more dramatic impact than increasing the input size by a naively comparable amount. My heuristic for estimating the length of a task, therefore, places very little weight on input volume as such, instead favoring the combinatoric factor. This is appropriate for combinatorics problems, but because almost all large tasks I automate are combinatorics problems, it's bled over to my generalized expectations for large problems.
"Download every page in a category" is not a combinatorically interesting problem; I'm not comparing the members of any subset of the input to one another, I'm performing one operation on every member on the input. As a result, I'm taken by surprise by the fact that I'm still in the As. Stupid, but true.
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>>499446
>He goes on 8chan's /pol/
...
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>>499450
Are you triggered? Do you want to go back to some place more comfy for you? Do you want your social justice binky?
Well you ain't gonna.
No.499452
the funny this is the two most likely candidates are old white men
who'd guessed it
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No.499455
>tfw not applying to grad schools this year
whomp whomp
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i dont want to go on living
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>>499097
the artist sure was generous with that tranny's appearance
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