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 No.499454[Last 50 Posts]

Old Thread:

>>498598

 No.499457

please kill me


 No.499460

>>499457

dont do it sako

i

i love you


 No.499463

*bang*


 No.499464

i

i have to go


 No.499465

can't you smell that smell


 No.499466

cockity-wockity-kun


 No.499468

someday I will learn not to shitpost in languages I don't speak


 No.499469

phew

I'm home


 No.499470

>>499468

すぐに自殺しろ


 No.499471

>>499470

as I've implied, I don't speak Japanese, but from what I can tell that's not a word Japanese speakers use to refer to white people. Assuming "Kill yourself, whitey" was the intended meaning.


 No.499472

>>499471

lol no


 No.499473

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.499474

I can't believe Joey is fucking dead.


 No.499475

>>499472

Huh. -shiro is apparently the spoken imperative form. It's also the pronunciation of the color term for literal white, which is how Google Translate interpreted it, presumably because it's trained on written Japanese.


 No.499476

shoving a long thick ferret in your butthole


 No.499477

what happened to mitt romney


 No.499478

>>499474

ghost blowjob!

woo woo woo!


 No.499479

>the GIMP is really too heavy to use for pixel art while doing other things

>I bet there's a package available that's geared for pixel-level work and nothing else

>there is, but it's rated 3 stars, so it probably sucks

>read reviews

>"too basic"

>"just a child's toy"

>"can't do [thing that isn't pixel art]"

why do people who want sophisticated tools leave negative reviews on streamlined tools that are explicitly ill-suited to their needs? would you leave a 1-star review on an Allen wrench because you can't figure out how to drive a cap screw with it


 No.499480

it's like that joke about how there should be a button for "ignore reviews of ethnic restaurants written by white people"

I want a button for "ignore reviews of lightweight specialized graphics programs written by people who downloaded it believing against all evidence and the explicit word of the designer that it was a Photoshop clone"


 No.499481

File: 1445176936848.png (484.1 KB, 1800x1683, 200:187, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.499482

Dreams logged: 2 (58, 54)

Images saved: 13 (10)


 No.499483

File: 1445177145781.png (46.53 KB, 236x482, 118:241, h.png)


 No.499484

Joey will live on in my sex fantasies...


 No.499485

How do we resurrect Joey?


 No.499486

>>499485

we sacrifice every girl on HSG to the Big Lipped One


 No.499487

saltlick is a fag but an okay namefag 7/10


 No.499488

File: 1445178853875.png (301.81 KB, 700x937, 700:937, ClipboardImage.png)

wanna date that monster


 No.499489

saltlick is a grating shit and also sjwkun. i'd take even ae over him.


 No.499490

>>499487

>>499489

I don't know if you took my Mr. Hyde alter ego into account in your rating, but if not feel free to reassess


 No.499491

>>499489

i thought eri was sjw-kun?


 No.499492

File: 1445179184369.png (162.82 KB, 976x548, 244:137, 1343887601819.png)

>>499491

there was another person posting at the same time as me who said they were never sure, when people referred to sjw-kun, if they were referring to me or that anon. that could be eri, but all the really choice meltdowns were me.


 No.499493

>>499489

ae is shit because vfan is the devil


 No.499494

eri's heri eripits


 No.499495

is pp there


 No.499496

File: 1445179429428.png (105.89 KB, 650x313, 650:313, 1380708490421.png)

literally had to sleep, sorry, sup tho?


 No.499497


 No.499498

File: 1445179500572.gif (21.5 KB, 650x272, 325:136, horsey pete.gif)

>>499496

>Old Huss is dead forever


 No.499499

>>499496

fuck off


 No.499500

>>499488

isn't it a guy

why does he have boobs


 No.499501

>>499500

no it's a female monster

>>499488

you know it's gonna end in vore, right?


 No.499502

>>499491

no, eri a different sjw


 No.499503

>>499501

it's epic...


 No.499504

just woke up and stayed in bed for three hours, doing nothing

how are you doing hsg


 No.499505

steak is shit tbh


 No.499506

File: 1445180078460.jpg (16.54 KB, 196x224, 7:8, 1442945934842.jpg)


 No.499507

File: 1445180113763.jpg (72.91 KB, 396x1076, 99:269, 1444947458318.jpg)


 No.499508

File: 1445180186404.png (603.4 KB, 700x933, 700:933, ClipboardImage.png)

>>499501

while there are themes of vore she doesn't partake


 No.499509

>>499508

is there a source


 No.499510

>>499509

Step Monster IIRC


 No.499511

>>499509

beta cuck comix


 No.499512


 No.499513

>>499510

thanks


 No.499514

>>499504

debating whether or not i can get away with smoking a joint in broad daylight


 No.499515

File: 1445180656783.png (312.14 KB, 411x411, 1:1, 1438977015072.png)


 No.499516

>>499514

Don't do it


 No.499517


 No.499518

>>499512

i thought this was a vore comic, not a sitcom


 No.499519

File: 1445180790320.jpg (13.71 KB, 318x284, 159:142, 1393109414526.jpg)

>literally every time the boy talks he says "your" instead of "you're"


 No.499520

>>499519

was about to post this


 No.499521

>currently on hiatus but nearing it’s return so God help me haha

neat


 No.499522

>tfw no more old huss brand homestuck


 No.499523

File: 1445180975137.jpg (181.61 KB, 596x924, 149:231, 1438584002849.jpg)

>2015

>people still can't tell the difference between your and you're


 No.499524

File: 1445180997854.jpg (18.25 KB, 250x228, 125:114, 125114121111.jpg)

Shai'Hulud.


 No.499525

>>499516

>>499517

I'll go up the woods I guess


 No.499526

>>499524

Gesundheit.


 No.499527

>>499525

Don't do it


 No.499528

File: 1445181113006.jpg (1.74 MB, 300x300, 1:1, W5E2S1f.jpg)

Sorry, had to also do all of the things other than immediately jump online.

SO.

sup


 No.499529

>>499527

what are you, chicken?


 No.499530

>>499525

try to not burn down the entire forest


 No.499531

File: 1445181181397.png (450.56 KB, 700x874, 350:437, tumblr_nfmdxgECwc1sm3dqgo1….png)

>>499518

check out his tumblr page if you want to see that stuff


 No.499532

Reminds me of super ami stuff, kinda cute but alarming.

That comic is cute af tho


 No.499533

>>499532

>super ami

>not modeseven or nitrotitan

it's called "super ami universe" because the goo lady is called amidixie aka ami


 No.499534

File: 1445181558715.png (879.36 KB, 700x763, 100:109, ClipboardImage.png)

I know vore is not known for being realistic but damn


 No.499535

File: 1445181629453.jpg (35.81 KB, 456x368, 57:46, tumblr_lzhdkcm7b61r43id1o1….jpg)

I was never much for the exact name of things. ANYWAYS it seems fine to me but hella bothers my friends. I mean, I think it's obvious why. But daaaang so shiny.


 No.499536

>>499533

forgot your *pushes glasses up by the bridge*


 No.499537

>>499536

this isn't anime


 No.499538

hsg anime when


 No.499539

File: 1445181876314.png (843.77 KB, 892x1200, 223:300, tumblr_n4wv7nBDVM1r5wduoo1….png)

imo


 No.499540

File: 1445181978631.jpg (7.31 KB, 171x171, 1:1, inhuman.jpg)

>>499539

>that crocodile cock


 No.499541

>>499539

>he

>looks like a woman

no


 No.499542

File: 1445182039402.png (892.25 KB, 1100x943, 1100:943, tumblr_n5xtr8Cn1V1r5wduoo1….png)

oh right brb

except not brb


 No.499543


 No.499544

>>499542

fuck off


 No.499545

File: 1445182129230.jpg (162.44 KB, 1280x1130, 128:113, https://40.media.tumblr.co….jpg)


 No.499546

File: 1445182151199.gif (315.34 KB, 500x282, 250:141, tumblr_ndg26rXx4f1rydwbvo1….gif)

Okay HSG but only because I said so.


 No.499547

>>499539

That's slugbox isn't it


 No.499548

poopydot! poopydot!


 No.499549

>>499548

i'd really like to see how many times you posted this


 No.499550

>>499540

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw0EozkBWuI

this song, but with cock replacing rock


 No.499551

>>499549

I only posted it like four or five times

don't know about the other guy


 No.499552

>>499549

the same amount of times they posted the gif with peri flushing herself down the toilet or peri being punched


 No.499553

File: 1445182732431.png (44.36 KB, 1121x728, 1121:728, fuck the what.png)


 No.499554

>can't imagine myself not being an awkward pile of shit

halp


 No.499555

>>499554

GENETICALLY


 No.499556

File: 1445182867537.png (4.9 KB, 364x259, 52:37, there's nowhere to type!!.png)


 No.499557

File: 1445183067663.png (3.7 KB, 364x259, 52:37, aaahhh.png)


 No.499558


 No.499559

File: 1445183361098.png (9.41 KB, 364x580, 91:145, my posting.png)


 No.499560

File: 1445183389599.png (476.24 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, tumblr_ncp5gpsTz41skpyf7o1….png)

>>499547

Think so, come to mention it. I just find stuff on tumblr and save it like a neurotic mess.

I like this one too.


 No.499561


 No.499562

File: 1445183660835.jpg (296.69 KB, 540x608, 135:152, 35442923_p0.jpg)

Cute monsters but the boys look kind of young, don't you think?


 No.499563

>>499559

Have you tried restarting your computer? Try deleting your cookies maybe or change web browser


 No.499564

File: 1445183877619.png (222.18 KB, 336x336, 1:1, majora.png)

>>499561

>actually not liking monstergirls


 No.499565

>>499564

fuck off cletus


 No.499566

File: 1445183997032.png (1.2 MB, 1140x2020, 57:101, 1390178184.lithiya_adopt00….png)

>actually not liking both.

>actually being able to tell, even.


 No.499567

File: 1445184015266.jpg (80.16 KB, 440x963, 440:963, ghost amputee butt.jpg)


 No.499568

>>499564

why is everyone in zelda so fuckable


 No.499569

aww he's communicating through pictures

how cute


 No.499570

scientists discovering a new form of autism and naming it phantism


 No.499571

>>499568

Majora is a genderless demon I actually hate when people think it's a chick

I just thought it was cute


 No.499572

File: 1445184424435.jpg (21.79 KB, 427x427, 1:1, 6acfbc8909ef8b554eb88ce4a4….jpg)

quick, is this a boy or a girl, I'm having a crisis!


 No.499573

File: 1445184467549.png (10.52 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.499574

File: 1445184742029.png (38.43 KB, 337x271, 337:271, dumb_zps85c94a50.png)


 No.499575

>>499571

Are you saying you wouldn't fuck genderless demon Majora?

Besides, everyone knows she was actually a member of the Twili :^)


 No.499576


 No.499577

File: 1445185241845.png (6.51 KB, 364x369, 364:369, lets see.png)


 No.499578

it worked!! back 2 the blue


 No.499579

wow that should have been a really obvious solution durr


 No.499580

Welcome back anon


 No.499581

>>499575

AND LIKE WAS ACTUALLY DEAD IN MAJORA'S MASK BUT THAT'S JUST A GAYME THEORY FUCK OFF


 No.499582

I'll bbl making breakfast. Don't jerk off on an empty stomach, guys.


 No.499583

>>499574

a Really Good opinion


 No.499584

>>499580

thank for guiding me to the light in my troubled times


 No.499585

File: 1445185742712.png (18.38 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.499586

>>499585

i am good but thank for the helpfulness anyway


 No.499587

>>499573

you're no good


 No.499588

File: 1445185879132.png (12.57 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.499589

File: 1445185999901.png (15.39 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.499590

>>499589

git gud


 No.499591

I kind of want to buy a board ad but I also can't think of a worse thing to throw away five dollars on


 No.499592

File: 1445186079887.png (9.91 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.499593

>>499592

draw more butts


 No.499594

File: 1445186172404.png (145.8 KB, 300x250, 6:5, 8c036b4b66aa4c118c10686738….png)


 No.499595

somone im following is saying that someone not explaining a joke is ableism and that people should tag their sarcasm

like

is it ableism??


 No.499596

>>499595

No even autists should be able to pick up sarcasm through text


 No.499597

>>499595

>le ableist buzzword

unfollow them


 No.499598

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

these aperture ads video are really the best thing ever


 No.499599

>>499597

kinda wanna, i unfollowed someone else recently because they fell back on the "your an ableist and im a victim!!" defence when they were embarrassed over something similar

like

that's so rotten, imo


 No.499600

>>499596

All autists I've met never undertstood sarcasm


 No.499601

>>499599

how do i block you


 No.499602

>>499599

what's your tumblr


 No.499603


 No.499604

>>499602

fatmanass.tumblr.com


 No.499605

>>499595

anyone telling you that you should Always Tag something regardless of context is wrong. mental health symptom triggers are totally arbitrary and it is both impossible and impractical to tag for everything anyone has ever identified as causing their symptoms to flare up. proper tagging etiquette is to tag things that people who are interested in seeing what you post ask you to tag for them, and MAYBE a small subset of things that some plurality of people would like to avoid (graphic violence of various kinds, dead animals or people, things like that).

similarly, if you know someone who is bad with jokes and is likely to get upset or disoriented if you don't drop character, it's probably polite to explain to them in private, especially if "not getting the joke" involves believing that something terrible has happened, or is likely to lead to the person who doesn't get the joke embarrassing themself. However, if no-one in your network has that issue, it doesn't matter.

Tumblr/SJ etiquette around mental health is often basic politeness obfuscated by sensationalist language or stated in over-general terms. If someone has an issue they'd like you to account for, either accommodate them or inform them that you can't or won't and they should avoid your posts.


 No.499606

>>499604

nice art


 No.499607


 No.499608

I want it I need it (gf needed)


 No.499609

>>499605

makes sense

i'm not involved in whatever they're going on about, just saw them replying to some anons and thought it was pretty silly


 No.499610

she bucc me


 No.499611

can you be beta bux if you don't have a job


 No.499612

i dreamed i was taking some kind of college final, but it was in an ancient roman temple and instead of writing on a test, the questions were written in the air in front of me with golden shining text and images were telepathically sent to my mind, and i had to yell out my answers

there was a line of other students behind me and the next one in line kept trying to be chummy with me and make witty comments on the questions i was facing and it kept breaking my concentration, so finally i just turned around and yelled "FUCK OFF"

then everyone started applauding and my family was there cheering too, and the poor guy was led out of the temple crying by guards

whats it mean fams


 No.499613

File: 1445187742576.jpg (114.55 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 5EqTrRm.jpg)


 No.499614

>>499612

you feel like you should stand up for yourself?? hmm

that sounds really cool though about the shining letters and stuff though


 No.499615

>>499604

Why do you keep posting my tumblr


 No.499616

File: 1445187963089.png (85.96 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1340830924220.png)

it's amazing how sensible, sturdy, well-established social protocols tear like wet paper against the enormity of celebrity. I'm gonna be a hypocrite and make vague evo psych claims, but humans were just not meant to be aware of as many people as we routinely are today. and it creates all these insane information asymmetries. I can't think of a Colin Farrell movie I've seen, but I've seen his penis. And naturally he has no clue I exist. Except that's not natural, that's really bizarre. "Popular" is one thing, but "famous" is something else entirely, and it tears holes in people and social frameworks.


 No.499617

>>499616

>but humans were just not meant to be aware of as many people as we routinely are today.

Living in a big city literally makes you more stressed


 No.499618

>>499615

s-sorry


 No.499619

>>499617

do you think maybe part of the reason people like post-apocalyptic scenarios is that it winnows down the social environment to something more cognitively manageable


 No.499620

>>499618

It's ok it amuses me


 No.499621

what's up bubble butt


 No.499622

what's up poopy butt


 No.499623

File: 1445188397653.png (620.22 KB, 600x800, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

hory sheet


 No.499624

>>499623

wanna set fire to that fursuit


 No.499625

>>499619

probably partially

putting your characters into a survival scenario is also an easy way to create conflict and drama. you don't even need to have the characters in conflict, you can create conflict between them and their environment at any time if there's a lull, and i think that's why a lot of writers go for it.


 No.499626

it amused me... for a time


 No.499627

File: 1445188537475.jpg (267.36 KB, 704x990, 32:45, rose.jpg)

oh bby


 No.499628

File: 1445188616143.png (3.88 KB, 450x370, 45:37, 1441825150607.png)

>>499627

g-gosh


 No.499629

>>499625

it's interesting how a dangerous ecosystem and a large city can have similar narrative uses. think of any crime show you've ever seen. what's the difference between a Predator of the Week and a Survival Scenario of the Week, really? if there's always more people than you could ever write about, you don't have to worry about running out of new assholes to bring to justice or new victims to instill sympathy in the audience.


 No.499630

>>499627

damn son


 No.499631


 No.499632

>>499631

never gets old


 No.499633

File: 1445188888384.gif (1.83 MB, 400x300, 4:3, tumblr_mo1z6qJug81r03eaxo1….gif)

>>499631

I'm still waiting for Halloween, personally.


 No.499634

i, egbert, suck boner while farting.


 No.499635

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.499636

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

*rolls over, drunk*

merry christmas, hsg:


 No.499637

>>499636

thanks grandma


 No.499638

File: 1445189563526.jpg (25.4 KB, 500x905, 100:181, 0S271Yx.jpg)

hsg is this u


 No.499639

File: 1445189575401.jpg (257.4 KB, 1280x1725, 256:345, https://40.media.tumblr.co….jpg)


 No.499640

>>499636

*looks around*

well i guess it's time to unwrap my christmas present

*unzips pants*


 No.499641

>porn writing will never be worth hiring good actors

>porn acting will never be worth hiring good writers


 No.499642

>>499641

Just fucking read erotica


 No.499643

>>499642

yeah, honestly. I don't even like cinema as a medium, emotionally nuanced porn performances would just be hard to watch for me


 No.499644

File: 1445189870451.png (3.02 KB, 123x160, 123:160, roxykittentoddlerkristmas.png)

>>499636

*dosnt uderstand it but luvs it neway*


 No.499645

I love literotica but sometimes a picture is worth a thousand unfs.


 No.499646

>>499640

a pebble?


 No.499647

>>499640

no peeking at the christmas gifts.


 No.499648

>>499646

nonono

i was gonna take advantage of anon's drunken and helpless body

that was the joke


 No.499649

>drew every land in my deck in a row game 1

>game two I never draw anything but a land, only have the 3 spells from my opening hand

gay


 No.499650

should i shave my legs


 No.499651

i want to rape phantos


 No.499652


 No.499653

even the shit ingested off the top of my deck was all lands

i want to die


 No.499654

>>499650

That's gay


 No.499655

>>499650

only if you're gonna shave everything else, too

it's not really worth the effort


 No.499656


 No.499657

File: 1445191461217.png (494.15 KB, 869x1700, 869:1700, tumblr_n5ttrbmWBQ1r3gwo9o1….png)

Smooth legs make for smoother socks imo


 No.499658

>>499657

fuck

off


 No.499659

File: 1445191582993.png (12.31 KB, 150x150, 1:1, 351.png)

>>499658

I got some vidya to play anyway.


 No.499660

stocking anon is my favorite poster


 No.499661

>>499657

Jesus she's like 70% leg


 No.499662

Pros of never sleeping again:

>won't be late for things due to oversleeping

>eight hours in which I could be catching up with everyone else while they're not outproducing me

Cons:

>hell is real and it is prolonged sleep deprivation


 No.499663


 No.499664

File: 1445192183058.png (128.39 KB, 956x521, 956:521, ClipboardImage.png)

how do we get rid of this ship


 No.499665

>>499650

you should shave everything but the hair on your head


 No.499666

>>499662

you can't never sleep

after a few weeks, you will just mcdie


 No.499667

Connie becoming the supreme gentlewoman after getting turned into a cuckquean by peri

Connie going on a murderous rampage around Beach City with Rose's sword


 No.499668

>>499664

we embrace it


 No.499669

hot leg


 No.499670

>>499664

stevidot is cute

cute!

amydot is better tbh


 No.499671

>>499666

yes. the structure of the post relies on the premise being absurd. for a few beats it takes the premise further in the direction of absurdity under the pretense of a rational cost-benefit analysis, though in reality the situation permits no meaningful positives. at the turning point of the post, the reader is presented with the real point of the post simultaneously to a sudden change in tone, thus giving what is otherwise merely a somewhat pithy complaint additional "punch".


 No.499672

But wanna know which SU ship is the best?

none because su is poop


 No.499673

>>499667

connie fusion raping steven


 No.499674

>>499671

nah but see you can't never sleep, you'd just die. it's ok you didn't know that, a lot of people don't


 No.499675

can your schtick


 No.499676

in anon's defense being dead isn't being asleep


 No.499677

>>499666

>after a few weeks, you will just mcdie

I actually don't think you can die from not sleeping, Satan

Your body will pass out before that happens


 No.499678

File: 1445192769943.gif (29.68 KB, 640x416, 20:13, fluffinmewinwoofin2.gif)

oops my flag fell off, I don't even notice half the time.


 No.499679

>>499663

how do you do this emote


 No.499680

File: 1445192869575.png (200.5 KB, 1035x843, 345:281, https://41.media.tumblr.co….png)

cute!


 No.499681

amy<>peri tbh fam


 No.499682

>>499663

what is this emote trying to convey?


 No.499683

me<>hsg


 No.499684

>>499682

Peridot


 No.499685

>>499682

youre probably not using the custom css

the custom css has the poop emoji i think


 No.499686

>>499677

iirc there's actually a disease that makes you incapable of disease, and people with it always die out with a few months. also you could probably force someone to stay awake indefinitely through some kind of torture.

but yeah, i don't know if it's possible to just force-of-will it and stay awake. i don't think anyone's ever tried, or at least documented themselves trying.


 No.499687

>>499685

no, custom css has 1234

you can highlight it and copy and paste it and see what the emoji is


 No.499688

🔢


 No.499689

👠👅


 No.499690

>>499686

>incapable of disease

speaking of needing sleep

gn fams


 No.499691

File: 1445193334085.jpg (40.55 KB, 500x366, 250:183, 1434910759341.jpg)

>>499686

>iirc there's actually a disease that makes you incapable of disease


 No.499692

i wish had any form of willpower that didn't involve mouthpics or ass eating


 No.499693

>>499692

I know what all those words mean in isolation but I can't resolve them into something that makes sense


 No.499694

i want subway but im sick and lazy


 No.499695

>>499692

Just do what I do: hoodie hoodie hood-up.

tea helps too.


 No.499696

ME HUNGY ME HUNGY ME HUNGYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


 No.499697

actually fuck sleep

whens the next pokemon gen comin out

not a remake or Z, i'm talkin bout a new region with new pokes!


 No.499698

>>499693

aren't you supposed to be smart


 No.499699

>>499697

probs 2016


 No.499700

bunghole


 No.499701

>>499697

Z didn't exist, next up is DP too


 No.499702

titty pokemon: ability: tiddy bress

zxxxxx^^DDdDS^^XxDxDXX^^^^^^^DXDddddDDDX^


 No.499703

>>499697

Hopefully they add more than 69 (lmao) fucking new pokemon


 No.499704

hot girl: hello

me mind: big tiddy O.O


 No.499705

>>499701

>another fucking remake

r

reeEEEEARRGGHHHHHH

>>499703

the only fun i have in the games avoiding spoilers and discovering all the new pokes as i play

i hate that they keep ramping down the number added


 No.499706

>>499679

ctrl+c

ctrl+v


 No.499707

when will they make a game where i can fuck the pokemon


 No.499708

>>499707

PokeFuck exists


 No.499709

>>499698

that's an interesting impression you've gathered of me. either way, "willpower" is not a concept I associate with mouthpics nor rimming. what obstacles are you willing yourself to overcome?


 No.499710

i love pokemon to death but when the fucky is it going to end


 No.499711

>>499705

DP is the next remake, not the next game


 No.499712

>>499710

when it stops making money, read: never


 No.499713

>>499710

What do you mean "end"?


 No.499714

>they're gonna distribute shiny xerneas and shiny yveltal

shinies truly are completely worthless post-gen v


 No.499715

diamond/pearl dont even need remakes, they were released on the ds


 No.499716

>>499709

wow, that first sentence is about the snottiest I've ever written. anon, I'm a wordy bitch who read extensively as a child and has an unnecessarily large vocabulary, "smart" that does not make me.


 No.499717

>>499713

no more games

no more anime


 No.499718

>>499709

>>499716

this is chaz-tier posting


 No.499719

>>499715

D&P will probably be remade only after the 3DS successor comes out


 No.499720

>>499715

yeah but so what

nobody thought gold and silver were getting remakes at first either


 No.499721

>>499718

it's sjw-kun


 No.499722

>>499718

i knew it reminded me of something


 No.499723

time to hit those showers 🔢


 No.499724

>>499720

me want new games!!!!!! not remakes!!!!!! >:(


 No.499725

>>499715

yea but they haven't had a 3d release.

I won't be surprised at all if they re-remake gen 1 because it was on GBA and isn't 3D.


 No.499726

>>499709

those are almost all i care about accomplishing, everything else comes second. i wish i cared about my fitness half as much as i care about those things.

>>499716

are you a cunt


 No.499727

>>499722

I was gonna post this exact thing with pronouns flipped around as appropriate, lmao. guys, I'm really tired, and maybe if I say I'm going to bed I'll actually put the phone down and sleep? g'night all


 No.499728

>>499727

no you have to stay you goofy fufu little bitchboy you have to stay awake


 No.499729

i wish pokemon would stop the repetitive formula of "collect 8 badges, battle champion, stop team gimmick" and do something fresh


 No.499730

what should my steam avatar be


 No.499731

>>499729

yeah it'd be cool if it was that + fucking them


 No.499732


 No.499733

File: 1445195006417.jpg (352.68 KB, 1104x1104, 1:1, 1433206182404.jpg)

>>499730

anime girl


 No.499734

>>499729

its about the pokemon..... not winning the game...


 No.499735

File: 1445195094031.gif (343.97 KB, 414x369, 46:41, joey3.gif)

>>499730

this but as a png


 No.499736

>>499730

extreme closeup of a maggot


 No.499737

>>499729

pokemon go


 No.499738

irl remake when


 No.499739

vanishing point this tuesday lads


 No.499740

>>499729

gen 3 had a good gimmick because you chose what thing happened

version differences were never that huge of a thing but the power source for their doomsday weapon changing to a similar legendary isn't as interesting


 No.499741

>>499728

man don't make me giggle I'm tryna get drowsy

if you're lucky I'll wake up all at once in two hours and give up on going back to sleep, how's that


 No.499742

>>499741

okay... goodnight saltlick...


 No.499743

if there isn't a new yeast tomorrow i might kill myself


 No.499744

>>499731

pokémon girl dating sim


 No.499745

*sends yeastradio a message telling them to postpone the new yeast*


 No.499746

[S] Game Over was the last good Homestuck flash


 No.499747

File: 1445195732731.png (106.43 KB, 317x291, 317:291, 1426794970085.png)


 No.499748

>>499746

but it was shit


 No.499749

*rushes yeast embargo through congress*


 No.499750


 No.499751

>>499750

hsg said so


 No.499752

File: 1445195839704.png (1.17 MB, 693x900, 77:100, 1385338525392.png)

this is now a pokémon thread

post your favorite mon


 No.499753

>>499747

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


 No.499754

>>499750

lad did you see how fast and loose that karkat was


 No.499755

File: 1445195876026.png (62.39 KB, 323x523, 323:523, hail to the king.png)


 No.499756

>>499755

cletus...


 No.499757

>>499752

you already posted it


 No.499758

>>499754

>the entire thing is shit because of one bad animation


 No.499759

File: 1445195977890.png (150.72 KB, 627x625, 627:625, 1286156691021.png)

>>499752

best shoulder-mon


 No.499760

>>499758

>implying that was the only one


 No.499761

File: 1445196026328.jpg (99.31 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1390790954331.jpg)


 No.499762

File: 1445196056781.png (92.1 KB, 932x856, 233:214, gardevoir_used_shadow_ball….png)


 No.499763

>>499760

explain


 No.499764

>>499762

I seriously hope you don't sexualize the Gardevoir


 No.499765

File: 1445196117630.png (309.42 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.499766

>>499762

do not put your wiener in pokemon


 No.499767

>>499765

*yawn*


 No.499768

>>499763

there are more than one instances of bad animation in the homestuck flash "game over"

hope this helps


 No.499769

>>499767

umm................................................................................................. what the fuck


 No.499770

>>499764

>>499766

i don't like gardevoir just because of meme waifu

i do sometimes masturbate to her though


 No.499771

>>499752

heracross tbh


 No.499772

>>499770

absolutely disgusting


 No.499773

>>499768

be more specific asshole


 No.499774

File: 1445196336208.gif (27.76 KB, 275x300, 11:12, ani197[1].gif)


 No.499775

>>499770

i'd say you disappoint me but i already knew


 No.499776

File: 1445196413770.jpg (121.44 KB, 685x619, 685:619, 1377626920998.jpg)


 No.499777

>>499775

but you have no standards


 No.499778

>>499771

shit taste tbh


 No.499779

File: 1445196536282.png (Spoiler Image, 954.56 KB, 605x1000, 121:200, ClipboardImage.png)

Let's talk about the actual best pokemon though


 No.499780

File: 1445196548019.png (93.26 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1286153039176.png)

>>499777

thats not true

i just have weird standards


 No.499781

>>499773

okay

-the karkat looks shit

-aranea having a seizure looks shit

-condesce looks shit

-in general, the difference in art styles are way more severe than other flashes, and that looks shit

-johns weird punch looked shit

-hussie had to write a newspost explaining how the god tier deaths were just, if you need to explain a flash after the fact, then its shit

-personally, when i first saw the flash and karkat died i immediately knew it was a doomed timeline, and so the rest of the flash didn't have any impact


 No.499782

>>499779

j.oey is fe.male only!


 No.499783

>>499779

youre the owrst


 No.499784

>>499778

shut your mouth tbh


 No.499785

joeydra


 No.499786

>>499779

he's ok


 No.499787

File: 1445196730592.jpg (123.84 KB, 515x293, 515:293, there are no heroes left i….jpg)

>Mumen Rider instead of Licenseless Rider

i feel bad for the guys who bought the physical volumes of OPM


 No.499788

>>499779

I've tried to jack off to this thing but I can't fucking do it


 No.499789

lewdra :3


 No.499790

>>499771

fuck, this

I can't decide

there's scyther

and poliwhirl, and charmeleon, and sableye, and gyarados, and bulbasaur, and heracross, and fuck


 No.499791

>>499756

woah how did you know


 No.499792

it is i


 No.499793

jerking it to pokemon is objectively bad


 No.499794

and KRABBY


 No.499795

okay but who's best girl


 No.499796


 No.499797

>>499795

90% of them don't even have a personality


 No.499798

File: 1445196847928.png (Spoiler Image, 1.1 MB, 696x970, 348:485, ClipboardImage.png)

>>499795

Best girl on best pokemon


 No.499799

is this hellstrider


 No.499800

>>499795

Cynthia because she's the only one that's not like 15


 No.499801

>>499795

not chie


 No.499802

>>499781

I hated how rose looked the most with that goofy raeg face

but i thought part of the appeal was when you saw karkat die, you were like oh shit everythings fucked and then you just watch everything burn l


 No.499803

File: 1445196951148.gif (725.01 KB, 161x340, 161:340, 1387340667795.gif)


 No.499804

>>499800

there's plenty of gym leaders to choose from too

not to mention some team members like mars


 No.499805

File: 1445196999668-0.png (515.3 KB, 800x533, 800:533, the_staryu_family_by_zeroc….png)

File: 1445197000121-1.jpg (20 KB, 512x512, 1:1, 1338487-292_shedinja_h_dis….jpg)

>>499752

The HYAHS i can't choose between them and shedinja that i usually name aradia


 No.499806

>>499802

but as soon as i saw karkat die, i just thought 'well this is getting recent' and couldn't care for anything else that happened after that

and karkat died right at the start too


 No.499807

File: 1445197023634.jpg (198.29 KB, 1143x1054, 1143:1054, flower.jpg)

>>499800

>Cynthia because she's perfect


 No.499808

>>499803

james...


 No.499809

>>499800

>>499800

>>499800

I also liked dawn and

i shipped them


 No.499810

>>499806

*reset whoops


 No.499811

wipe the hsg from the face of the earth


 No.499812

>>499809

you're part of the problem


 No.499813

>>499806

yeah but that what made it fun to watch

you're just thinking like, welp, game over dude


 No.499814

>>499781

>-aranea having a seizure looks shit

>-condesce looks shit

No that was cool

>-in general, the difference in art styles are way more severe than other flashes, and that looks shit

No that was cool too

The actual retcon made Game Over indirectly shit though


 No.499815

WHOA-HOOOOOOOOO


 No.499816

>>499811

do you think hsg will die after homestonk is over


 No.499817

>>499816

will hsg even live till it ends


 No.499818

hsg dies tonight


 No.499819

*moves my arms spasmodically*

*makes a planet fall on you*


 No.499820

>>499813

gee i wonder why

not my fault hussie didn't make the events believable


 No.499821

🔞 such a lust for revenge!


 No.499822

>cmd+f hilda

>not found

once again, hsg's taste is shit


 No.499823

>>499781

>-the karkat looks shit

I'll give you that.

>-aranea having a seizure looks shit

I'll admit that it looks a bit silly but it isn't that bad.

>-condesce looks shit

Wrong, she was more or less the best character in there.

>-in general, the difference in art styles are way more severe than other flashes, and that looks shit

I didn't really notice that much.

>-johns weird punch looked shit

Nitpicking.

>-hussie had to write a newspost explaining how the god tier deaths were just, if you need to explain a flash after the fact, then its shit

Just because the comic has a lot of stupid fans means nothing.


 No.499824

File: 1445197435559.jpg (234.66 KB, 1000x835, 200:167, 1291404534161.jpg)

>>499795

sabrina's pretty good i like that she seems to have a story of her own, what with her drastic change in appearance between games, like some serious personal growth happened while the protags were pissing around in caves or whatever

she's neat


 No.499825

>>499820

how weren't they believable

you were being shown the timeline getting fucked to shit and that's exactly what it was


 No.499826

>>499822

>cmd

>mac user telling others they have shit taste


 No.499827

>>499824

yeah I'd totally do her too


 No.499828

File: 1445197533359.jpg (76.68 KB, 417x600, 139:200, hilda.jpg)

>>499822

I agree


 No.499829

[kramer voice] THE MEMES JERRY


 No.499830

why is he still anon...


 No.499831

>>499825

the idea was we were supposed to feel like it was the actual timeline, but it wasn't so i wasn't invested

i couldn't give a shit about alt timeline events, he already did that gimmick like twice before with davesprites timeline and jack blowing up the meteor i just dont care about things that wont have impact


 No.499832

>>499828

pipe down cletus


 No.499833

i liked that girl with the runway electro gym in gen 5

the music was sick


 No.499834

lapis is the best girl


 No.499835

>>499822

fuck off pom


 No.499836

>>499833

Elesa

do you mean the first game or the sequel


 No.499837

>>499832

No

Hilda>>>>>>>>>>Any Zelda tbh


 No.499838

>>499831

but they do have an impact

the whole retcon journey and what resulted from it means it was pretty darn impactful


 No.499839

File: 1445197683259.png (803.75 KB, 500x667, 500:667, 1445181392064.png)


 No.499840

>>499824

and there is the answer i was looking for

good taste as always nick's ass


 No.499841

>>499836

i only played the first one, but i think it was the sequel that i listened to the music for on youtube


 No.499842

>>499837

pipe THE FUCK down you inbred fuck


 No.499843

>>499840

samefag.


 No.499844

>>499838

that wasnt in the flash though was it

karkat dying was in the flash, and i couldn't care

same with kanaya, and rose, and sort of terezi

all characters i might have given a shit and been immersed in the spectacle if only it wasn't so obviously going to get fixed


 No.499845

File: 1445197773118.png (472.59 KB, 569x1354, 569:1354, Tetra_(Phantom_Hourglass).png)

Tetra is the best Zelda


 No.499846

>>499841

I liked her look better on the first one tbh


 No.499847

>>499843

suck my cocky kun dude


 No.499848

File: 1445197861847.png (160.84 KB, 561x561, 1:1, 1388617953794.png)


 No.499849

>>499844

they're still dead, that shit still happened

you should be accustomed to death never being permanent in homestuck by now, you gotta think multidimensionally er whatever. as long as time exists living selves exist


 No.499850

File: 1445197998544.jpg (164.9 KB, 1280x1000, 32:25, 6163309.jpg)

>>499827

y-yeah


 No.499851


 No.499852


 No.499853

File: 1445198119550.png (138.24 KB, 320x240, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.499854

>>499850

this guy draw some freakishly skinny alakazams


 No.499855

>>499849

>they're still dead, that shit still happened

no it didn't, it literally got retconned (which is its own terrible thing)

[s] game over is as bad as 'it was all a dream' in terms of emotional investment


 No.499856

>>499853

>psychic type gym leader

>haunter


 No.499857

>>499839

he almost looks normal when you can't see his lips


 No.499858

>>499839

non edited version?


 No.499859

>>499856

That's Ash's Haunter

it's almost like you can't perfectlyh recall every episode of a Japanese children's cartoon from the 90's, what a nerd


 No.499860

>>499855

their ghosts, john, roxy, jasprose etc are all remainders of the events

the versions of characters we got to know in that timeline are all mostly dead and gone


 No.499861

>>499856

really?


 No.499862

>>499856

it's the anime man


 No.499863

I can jack off with no hands


 No.499864

the anime man


 No.499865

>>499860

i don't think you understand, and i guess neither does hussie, but people wont give a shit about duplicate characters just because you tell them to


 No.499866

>>499863

that's sound like an useful skill


 No.499867

bill nya~ the anime guy


 No.499868

File: 1445198580629.png (121.65 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1402598305490.png)

pupper...


 No.499869

Oh right futa jasper


 No.499870

File: 1445198817428.jpg (154.78 KB, 700x470, 70:47, 62c38e5720b033da8c33e13d28….jpg)

>>499854

this is true

not a lot of sabrina pictures survived The Great Culling when i stopped collecting pokemon fanart, i like the monsters better than any of the humans. obviously i guess, that's what the series is about

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 No.499871

>>499865

they're the exact same characters, just in different places and times, why wouldn't you?

and that's something i don't understand about people, how they can see LE wreckin all those ghosts and be like "who cares they're just ghosts lol"

but it's like, they ARE the characters you love who were just unlucky, with unique experiences. and now they're scrubbed from reality itself forever. it's sad as shit, it's like your favorite character dying a million deaths, and unique events and memories ceasing to exist forever


 No.499872

File: 1445198846859.png (49.09 KB, 168x200, 21:25, ClipboardImage.png)

>>499752

>he and his evolution both need to hold a specific item to be even somewhat usable

>holding a mega-stone to mega-evolve would actually drop his stats

it's hard have a shit poke as your fave without even a mega evo to hold out for


 No.499873

>>499866

I can jack off at work and no one knows until there is a stain on my pants.


 No.499874

>>499872

>caring about meta

smogon....


 No.499875

>>499874

it's not about meta

it's about marowak getting reamed by everything even in the base game


 No.499876

File: 1445199051684.png (172.51 KB, 350x441, 50:63, 1286153093329.png)

>>499872

/thinks about spinda having a mega

/sighs wistfully


 No.499877

>>499875

Marowak is a good poke in the game though.

He's fun to use. Of course Marowak is horrible in the meta.


 No.499878

megas shouldn't exist imo


 No.499879

>>499871

>and that's something i don't understand about people, how they can see LE wreckin all those ghosts and be like "who cares they're just ghosts lol"

because people don't care about individual ghosts they haven't seen before

people care about davesprite, because we saw davesprite do things, we saw how tragic it is

people literally dont have the capacity to care deeply for large numbers of individuals, at least not without grouping them together

you realise 'all those ghosts' are people who already died, right? they already lost, there's nothing more for them besides a constant weird purgatory.

it doesn't help that what we've seen of ghosts is that they're totally ambivalent and don't even try not to get wiped out, the ghost army may change that and im sure people will care more about those ghosts dying than the droves that just fucking stood there gawping while they got vaporized


 No.499880

Karkat - Fire

Aradia - Ghost

Tavros - Bug

Sollux - Psychic

Nepeta - Normal

Terezi - Dragon

Kanaya - Fairy

Vriska - Psychic

Equius - Fighting

Gamzee - Poison

Eridan - Water

Feferi - Ice


 No.499881

>>499878

This

>>499880

Tav is fairy


 No.499882

>>499880

>Nepeta - Normal

o.O


 No.499883

>>499880

switch kanaya and tavros


 No.499884

>>499877

no

i know because i always run him if he's in the game regardless

marowak is marobad and always ends up being that dude i send out so i can use a potion on my other pokes while he gets gunned down in one shot to anything

he needs a nice stat boost, a mega stat boost if you will, but he's one of the few pokes that it just won't work with


 No.499885

>>499880

>Kanaya

>Not Bug

>Tavros

>Not Fairy


 No.499886

>>499878

So this. Megas are dumb as fuck. Theyre designs are horrible too.

>Let's take an existing cool looking pokemon and shove a bunch of spikes on and frills on it


 No.499887

>>499880

>vriska

>not bug

Tavros should be Fairy like >>499881 says

And Fef should be water

Eridan should be Dark


 No.499888

also vriska should be dark


 No.499889

>>499878

yeah i don't love them either

but theyre part of the snowball now so we gotta roll with it


 No.499890

>>499886

Hey some of the megas are good.


 No.499891

>>499888

!!!!!!!!


 No.499892

hsg, let's get serious for a moment:

why "grass" instead of "plant"


 No.499893

>>499890

none are


 No.499894

>>499892

bad translation probs


 No.499895

>>499888

Oh hey, good call, yeah


 No.499896

>>499890

it's khan

his opinions should be taken with a grain of shit


 No.499897

>>499892

why steel instead of metal


 No.499898

>>499879

it's not like they had time to do anything, lazers happen pretty fast

and they may have been dead, but they still had feelings and relationships with each other and memories, and now those memories are gone forever and nobody else will ever know about them, like they never happened

it's that sad mysterious gloomy shit that I love, like there are things that happened were so fuckin doomed that even memories of them don't get to persist


 No.499899

>>499897

steel sounds tougher than metal. it's fightier

grass is probably the least fighty alternative for plant i can think of


 No.499900

>>499897

on account of, because, they're all made of steel, specifically


 No.499901

>>499894

>Grass type (Japanese: くさタイプ Grass type)

The only one that changes afaik is Dark which is called Evil in Japanese


 No.499902

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 No.499903

>>499901

Fighting is Hero type


 No.499904

>>499882

meowth that's right


 No.499905

>>499897

because they're made of steel?


 No.499906

>>499903

that's a myth


 No.499907

>>499901

>is called Evil in Japanese

Edgy

>>499902

Blastoise looks ridiculous

the other looks good


 No.499908

>>499902

ampharos looks goofy as heck


 No.499909

Karkat- Normal/Fire

Aradia- Ghost

Tavros- Fairy/Flying

Sollux- Psychic

Nepeta- normal

Kanaya- Steel/Fairy

Terezi- Dragon

Vriska- Bug/psychic

Equius- Fighting

Gamzee- Poison/Ground

Eridan- Dark/Water

Feferi- Water


 No.499910

>>499902

& blastoise looks like a shop off /vp/


 No.499911

>>499908

How dare you


 No.499912

why did the tcg add dark, steel and fairy but never dragon or rock/ground


 No.499913

why flying instead of bird


 No.499914

>>499911

also fabulous

goofy & fabulous


 No.499915

>>499913

many flyings are not birds.


 No.499916


 No.499917

can we do types for the tripfags now


 No.499918

>>499910

Yea and Chesnaught looks retarded as shit


 No.499919

>>499909

Why would Karkat be Normal/Fire

Why would Gamzee be Ground/ Poison and not just Poison


 No.499920

>>499917

all are flaming type


 No.499921

>>499902

You're proving my point.

They take a pokemon and add spikes and Frills.


 No.499922

Karkat - Steel/Fire


 No.499923

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>>499913

Bird is an actual type. Missingno. is BIRD type

>>499918

Chesnaught is cool


 No.499924

>>499921

What do you count as "frills" because there's no spikes or frills on any of those.


 No.499925

>>499919

I actually thought Karkat should just be Normal type since he has no powers. I just kept the fire type to keep with the original one.


 No.499926

poke types for cocky-kun types


 No.499927

>>499902

Shitty

Shitty

Would work better as a regular evolution

okay I guess

Looks like a giant bugsnake


 No.499928

>>499924

figure of speech. They just throw a bunch of "cool" looking things on them.


 No.499929

but no seriously karkat would at least be a steel type

iron knight, cooling shackles, etcetc


 No.499930

>>499925

>he has no powers

look at this tier one reader and laugh


 No.499931

>>499918

I like shiny chesnaught better


 No.499932

I'm epic type


 No.499933

>>499930

what are his powers? it's been over a year since i read hivebent


 No.499934

>>499929

I know karkat is your waifu but he is tots a normal type


 No.499935

he has no powers

he has no grace

this troll


 No.499936

>>499931

same

if that were his regular coloring it might have actually been my favorite kalos starter


 No.499937

John- Flying

Dave- Steel/Fire

Rose- Dark/Psychic

Jade-Normal (Mega Evolves into Furbait)


 No.499938

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 No.499939

>>499935

is a fucking disgrace


 No.499940

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>>499928

I guess? That's kind of the point of mega evolution though. Have the more or less same pokemon but add shit to it.

Metagross has some added spikes but they aren't really offensive.

The really bad ones in that case are things like Aerodactyl and Sharpedo.


 No.499941

>>499938

thats the sufferer though


 No.499942

>>499941

same shit


 No.499943

>>499937

Jade could be ice or grass


 No.499944

>>499938

>karkat power is shackles

thats stupid


 No.499945

>>499942

read the comic :^]


 No.499946

>>499940

Mega Glailee is cool


 No.499947

>>499940

I will admit glailee and metagross look cool. But 2-5 cool looking ones don't make a good thing.

>>499943

totes fucking grass


 No.499948

>>499940

It pains me that there are people who unironically like mega aerodactyl


 No.499949

>>499943

Grass maybe I don't get Ice


 No.499950

>>499943

Definitely grass, she has the whole gardening thing along with her planet needing to be awoken from its hibernation


 No.499951

oh wow i never actually bothered to look at the shiny before

it has the same color scheme as chespin and quilladin, why'd they flip it


 No.499952


 No.499953

>>499951

someone said something about a mature chestnut having a different color or something

I dunno man


 No.499954

>>499945

you

>>499944

the vantasses are all the same with their shit

chained to their suffering and hot rage and whatnot


 No.499955

>>499835

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU


 No.499956

>>499955

macfag pls


 No.499957

epic get incoming

epic get incoming


 No.499958

File: 1445200467864.png (1.07 MB, 900x600, 3:2, andrewpussie3.png)


 No.499959

the only really offensive thing about megas is that they tend to take the place of evolutions for pokemon that really could have used them

like mawhile or banette


 No.499960

>>499957

HIT THE DECK


 No.499961

>>499954

that's kind of a stretch really

karkat is best represented by being 'useless' that is still a thing like hes not even fighting the big fight


 No.499962

>>499956

don't you ever fucking compare me to that autist.


 No.499963

Jane - Water/Grass

Dirk - Electric

Jake - Fighting

Roxy - Normal


 No.499964

>>499957

i remember being 12 and caring about gets

doesn't some other board always drop by and get them anyway


 No.499965

>>499962

the blame is all on you


 No.499966

>>499964

not always...


 No.499967

>>499964

Yea it's /sp/.

It's bizarre they actually care that much.


 No.499968

>>499964

If anyone else does get it i hope its monster


 No.499969

andrew pussie - cuck/buck


 No.499970

>>499963

Nah Dirk is Pyschic/Fighting


 No.499971

>>499963

>not Dirk - Fairy

YOU FUCKED UP

YOU FUCKED UP


 No.499972

I like aradia better as steel/ghost but then roboaradia was my fav, she was a top 3 fav character back then


 No.499973

>>499964

/sp/ if they care


 No.499974

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>>499968

Me too


 No.499975

>>499972

ghost aradia is shedinja


 No.499976

Jane - Normal

Dirk - Steel/Fighting

Jake - Fighting

Roxy - Ghost


 No.499977

will you people die of autism already


 No.499978

wouldn't roxy be dark


 No.499979


 No.499980

fucking sports jock garbage


 No.499981

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BAN COUSINFUCKER


 No.499982


 No.499983

the time is coming and so am i


 No.499984

HEY

IT'S

JOEY


 No.499985

cool looking mega evos:

Absol

Both Charizards

Sabelye

Camerupt

Glailee

Salamance

Metagross

KangasKhan

Blaziken

Bedrill

Pidgeot

Gallade

Retarded looking "spikes and Frills" Megas

Venusaur

Blastoise

Pinsir

Aerodactyl

Mewtwo X

Ampharos

Scizor

Houndoom

Tyranitar

Mawile

Manetric

Aggron

Garchomp

Lucario

Slowbro(wtf)

Steelix

Sceptile

Sharpedo

Altaria

Rayquaza

Lopunny

Audino

Groudon

Kyogre


 No.499986

>>499976

i dunno jake isnt cqc enough for fighting, he does like. slap fights


 No.499987

>>499978

I thought about it but ghosts have more to do with becoming intangible and dark is more about evil in pokémon even though the literal definition would make more sense for her


 No.499988

>>499985

autism


 No.499989

what's fairy like? maybe jake would be fighting/fairy

he needs something dorky on him


 No.499990

>>499986

I couldn't think of anything else for him and didn't want to use normal twice


 No.499991

>>499985

who cars


 No.499992

File: 1445200987611.png (608.1 KB, 970x1100, 97:110, 1444449955094.png)


 No.499993

JOEY


 No.499994

>>499987

i though dark in pokemon was about being sneaky


 No.499995

>>499985

>Cool looking megas

>Absol

>Charizard

>Camerupt

>SALAMANCE

>Beedrill

You have worst taste than hellstrider


 No.499997

wwhens eri comin back


 No.499998

🔞


 No.500002

ded nep


 No.500003

peri


 No.500005

Shai'Hulud.


 No.500006

File: 1445201017973.gif (11.77 KB, 471x563, 471:563, 1442108524247.gif)


 No.500007

remember, the get must be ... epic


 No.500008

no i need it


 No.500009

Benis


 No.500011

>>499999

get cucked


 No.500014


 No.500015

>>499999

you're retarded


 No.500017

le sign


 No.500018

>>499999

who allowed this to happen


 No.500019

>>500014

another victory for overwhelming autism


 No.500021

1000000 GET SOON......


 No.500024

>all those deleted posts

howw embarrassin


 No.500025

>>500021

> 1000000

11111111 gonna be epicer than 1000000


 No.500026

>>499985

mega alakazam is good


 No.500028

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>>499985

>mega camerupt

>good

>mega magnectric

>bad


 No.500032

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>>499985

>Salamence


 No.500035

>>499985

Holy christ how old are you?


 No.500038

>>500026

He is certainly not bad at all.

>>500032

He's got cool sweeping wings. Like a Vanu Scythe from Planetside 2


 No.500039

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best mega evolution


 No.500041


 No.500042

>>500039

I think it looks pretty okay. It's not the best, but it's not horrible


 No.500043

>>500039

Gardevoir is not sexual


 No.500044

>>500038

>POKEMON WITH RANDOM BITS ADDED ARE DUMB

>EXCEPT THE FLYING SAUCER POKEMON


 No.500046

>>500043

I'm not implying anything sexual


 No.500048

>>500039

Look at those tits hahaha


 No.500049

>>500046

I've got my eye on you


 No.500050

>>500041

*offers you some candy*


 No.500051

>>500044

Theyre distinct and not just fucking random spikes. and fucking Vanu Scythes are awesome


 No.500052

>>500040

whats your favorite pokemon


 No.500053

Imagine if someone posted that cp link again and it got the 500k get


 No.500054

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nyaan~


 No.500055

>>500053

that would actually be pretty hilarious


 No.500057

>>500053

I would die laughing


 No.500058

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 No.500060

Up there there was a list of correlation Homestucks to pokemons. Why pokemons, not characters of Mortal Kombat?


 No.500061

>>500058

I'll murder you


 No.500062

>>500053

can you imagine how fucking epic that would be?


 No.500063

>>500058

NOT FOR SEXUAL


 No.500064

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>>500058

TRY A REAL MAN'S POKEMON


 No.500066

>>500040

vfan i was getting worried from what i unhid it looked like they were talking about pokemons for 500 posts


 No.500067

i knew you'd come though


 No.500068

File: 1445202203816.jpg (8.48 KB, 225x225, 1:1, kekleon.jpg)


 No.500069

>>500064

THINK OF THAT SWEET SWEET ELECTRIC PUSSY


 No.500070

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 No.500071

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 No.500072

>>498148

second


 No.500073

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 No.500074

>>500071

you are the worst poster of all time


 No.500075

>>500074

what about little mouse


 No.500076

do you think the gen 7 pokemon will be better than the gen 6 ones

i don't think i can handle another gen with uniformly terrible starter designs


 No.500077

>>500074

what of it?


 No.500078

>>500071

that's not where buttholes are though has this guy never seen a butthole before


 No.500079

>>500066

>>500067

AE HAS A CRUSH ON VFAN

AE HAS A CRUSH ON VFAN

AE HAS A CRUSH ON VFAN

AE HAS A CRUSH ON VFAN

AE HAS A CRUSH ON VFAN

AE HAS A CRUSH ON VFAN

AE and Vfan sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

First comes fisting

Then comes Marriage

Then comes Vfan pushing AE in a baby Carriage


 No.500080

>>500076

god I hope so


 No.500081

>>500076

Fennekin, Froakie and Chespin were all good tho


 No.500082

>>500076

I thought greninja was an obvious shop when I first saw the leak because it was just a really shitty angle of the pokedex so he looked like a jumbled mess of polygons.

Aside from Delphox's neck they're ok.


 No.500083

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thread needs more

whaatever else


 No.500084

>>500081

sure but their evolutions werent


 No.500085


 No.500086

hearthstone is great


 No.500088

You cannot report that one Touhou post if it doesn't exist anymore! Joke's on you, Anon!


 No.500089

>>500087

AE wants you to fist him


 No.500090

>>500088

what does it show


 No.500091

>>500086

I mean if you're too poor, stupid, or friendless to play magic sure.


 No.500092

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 No.500094

khan is a worse poster than vfan

how can you not think this


 No.500095

>>500087

go back to tumblr please god go back to tumblr


 No.500096

>>500092

I get sexualizing random shit, I've done it frequently enough.

Bad chuck-e-cheese robots haunted by murdered kids though, why.


 No.500097

khan and ae are literally the worst

litterrrrallllyyy


 No.500098

>>500094

vfan used to be worse

she mellowed out


 No.500099

>>500094

I actually haven't paid enough attention to him to have a strong opinion.

He had really bad opinions this thread and made a few autistic posts though, so yea that's bad.


 No.500100

>>500097

cletus won't lose!


 No.500101

>>500096

furries will take anything


 No.500102


 No.500103

Total posts: 618.

Anonymous: 489, ≈79% of total posts.

Nick's Ass: 22, ≈4% of total posts.

Saltlick: 22, ≈4% of total posts.

Khan !!Ll4oVPjUfw (flag: HussieFace): 22, ≈4% of total posts.

Anonymous (flag: SU: Lapis): 22, ≈4% of total posts.

Anonymous (flag: NepetaFace): 18, ≈3% of total posts.

jon!tem (flag: DogFace): 4, ≈1% of total posts.

Anonymous (flag: Dragon Ball (4 star)): 4, ≈1% of total posts.

XLR !KOaMEGASp.: 4, ≈1% of total posts.

VFanX Games 3D: The Movie !vris0JGJL2: 3, ≈0% of total posts.

(Rudy): 3, ≈0% of total posts.

Æ: 3, ≈0% of total posts.

PERFECT SATAN (stan) !kmaCxwZZR.: 1, ≈0% of total posts.


 No.500104

>>500100

cletus is so irrelevant he doesn't even use the trip anymore


 No.500105

>>500103

the sad thing about becoming anon is not knowing how many posts you made


 No.500106

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>>500103

>top ranking

i'm gonna go do something the fuck else for a while


 No.500107

>>500087

you made me unhide a khan post

i blame myself partly since i clicked but you made me click


 No.500108

>>500106

You tied with saltlick, khan, and lapisanon


 No.500109

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>>500104

Now I can't get filtered


 No.500111

>>500108

& i advise them to re-evaluate their lives as i have


 No.500112

>>500109

you're white noise


 No.500113


 No.500114

>>500111

nice trips


 No.500115

>>500110

>tumblr is preferable to reddit tbh

Yeah and garbage isn't as bad as shit

>>500112

Better than being any other race of noise


 No.500116

>>500111

individual anons most likely have more posts


 No.500118

nick how good are my posts


 No.500119

aspie, heheh


 No.500120

>>500113

>no votes saying nah

lol


 No.500121

>ctrl+f s (you)

>95 posts

>19% of total posts

wew


 No.500122

please make some posts about spongelord, now

please...


 No.500123

>>500120

nobody likes him

nobody


 No.500125

>>500121

if we're counting just this thread I have 21 posts.

I woke up like 3 hours ago though and was watching anime for 1.5 hours of that


 No.500126

>>500125

Ben...


 No.500127

>>500126

what do you want anon i'm about to masturbate


 No.500128

>>500124

>than people sucking your filth dog cock and suckling your shit crusted utter.

Who the fuck does that

I don't even have an udder or a doggy wongy


 No.500129

>>500124

I would rather hsg be filled with "sjws" tbh. as long as they're not the overtly crazy kind.uckling your shit crusted utter.


 No.500130

🔢


 No.500131

petition to change the poop emotes code to :vfan:


 No.500132

i want ben in my house


 No.500133


 No.500134

i want ben in my room


 No.500135

i want ben in my freezer


 No.500136

>>500121

wouldn't that count replies to you as well?


 No.500138

>>500136

>s (you)


 No.500139

>>500137

You realize he does that to trigger you right


 No.500140

ae is to me what the roxykitten poster is to cletus

In an ideal world, ae, roxykitten poster, and cletus should also be banned.


 No.500141

>>500140

nobody should be banned!


 No.500143

>>500141

everybody should be banned


 No.500144

>>500142

triggered lmao


 No.500145

>>500140

what does that even mean

why are you mean to me i love you


 No.500148

>>500147

same


 No.500149

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 No.500150

me


 No.500151

File: 1445204456333.jpg (1.41 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, IMG289.jpg)

old man tree


 No.500152

HE


 No.500153

hehe


 No.500154

*loves vfan*

*gets punished for it*


 No.500155

>>500154

Aren't you into that too


 No.500156

File: 1445204794322.jpg (903.3 KB, 1280x992, 40:31, 1581221 - Leavanny Porkyma….jpg)


 No.500157

File: 1445204854301.png (487.98 KB, 724x396, 181:99, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.500158

i miss when lanky and bane were bigger memes

i didn't appreciate them enough while they were here


 No.500159

>>500155

only when its consensual roleplay


 No.500160

*goes to donut shop*

yes hello i'll take that tasty lookin butthole right there in the middle thank you


 No.500161

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>>500159

You should worship me ae-kun~


 No.500162

>>500161

is this tokyo ghoul

guess i missed the latest chapter release


 No.500163

>>500156

Like fuck

What if this person used their power for good and not evil


 No.500164

>>500161

lapis anons always suck


 No.500165

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>>500162

yes but this isn't the most recent chapter


 No.500166

>>500162

>reading shitkyo ghay


 No.500167

is tokyo ghoul any good


 No.500168

File: 1445205371384.png (67.48 KB, 257x260, 257:260, ClipboardImage.png)

protect saiko


 No.500169

CAN YOU FEEL THE SUNSHINE


 No.500170

>>500167

i like it so its good


 No.500171

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 No.500172

oh good they killed the fat guy

or at least attempted to, unless he's got magic regeneration too


 No.500173

who was the poster who was always like

>"i want to eat out a girl's unclean butthole!"

and then he'd get super hyper-defensive when people called him a scat fetishist and said

>"no, no shit on her butthole! just dirty and uncleaned!"

and wouldn't accept that asshole filth is just doodoo particles

was that sponge


 No.500174

>>500173

psure it was wes


 No.500175

>>500173

what if it's just sweat and built up dead skin


 No.500176

>>500171

>sans dressed as a time mage

nice

now fuck off toby


 No.500177

>>500174

young wesley and his doodoo... always causing a ruckus................


 No.500178


 No.500179

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 No.500180

>>500168

she's gonna get kidnapped and turned into a monster


 No.500181

>>500167

manga good

anime bad


 No.500182

dip dip dip


 No.500183

>>500173

>was that sponge

yes!


 No.500184


 No.500185

>>500180

don't you dare


 No.500186

>>500167

the manga's pretty good

the first anime is pretty ok, though it adds in a lot of pointless small details that actually make it a lot dumber

avoid the second anime at all costs


 No.500187

i (me) am gonna sleep now

ill be back dont worry


 No.500188

>>500187

who the fuck are you


 No.500189

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eat it, fatty


 No.500190


 No.500191

File: 1445206150100.jpg (131.06 KB, 800x771, 800:771, holy fucking shit.jpg)


 No.500192

>>500190

le me?


 No.500193

stop posting spoilers, i'm reading the damn chapters as fast as i can


 No.500194

>>500192

not you

le me


 No.500195

>>500193

fatty's just some unimportant "tough guy"

he's probably not even dead and is gonna have some weird regeneration


 No.500196

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 No.500197

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 No.500198

sponge i don't know if I can print a full color image on the school printer

if not i'll just do it next time i go home


 No.500200


 No.500201

>>500195

fatty is the new mado

me likes fatty but i'm alwats gonna cheer for the ghoys


 No.500207

>>500201

mado wasn't likeable but he was a better character than "hee hee creepy fat guy mask"


 No.500208

>>500198

thank you ben! i love you ben!


 No.500211

hiro thanked me


 No.500212

>>500211

fer what


 No.500214

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>>500212

I don't even care about the threads but I saw him post on the front page so I answered him.


 No.500216

>>500214

goodjob


 No.500217

>>500214

>cuckchan

heck off


 No.500218

>>500214

Hiroyuki seems like a cool guy tbh


 No.500235

>>500218

yeah. he seems friendly but also a little out of his element, like prospector who bought a bunch of land he thought he could build a nice simple farm on and when he gets there it's in hell and he has to learn to appease the demon neighbors


 No.500240

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at first i thought she was wielding a bo-staff that had one side as a lightsaber blade and she was just gripping the laser without issue and got mad over nothing

fuck


 No.500242

>>500240

That fucking stupid lightsaber still has me mad


 No.500245

watch me whip my fleek nae nae


 No.500255

fuck harrison ford

he's a cunt


 No.500256

>>500240

so is the black guy gonna be Luke

is that why he appears to be in various scenarios that act as glaring references to Luke Skywalker


 No.500257

>>500240

you know i think this movie will be alright for no other reason than they literally cannot afford for it not to be

Everything after will be trash though


 No.500258

>>500257

>they literally cannot afford for it not to be

The prequels made a shit ton of money you think Disney cares


 No.500259

>>500258

put it this way, they're not making 10000000 new star trek spin offs, they're just sticking the name on a few shitty films

They are making 10000000 new star wars films and associated merchandise and all sorts of shit. Every year, for a very long time.


 No.500263


 No.500264

>>500214

also

die nigger die nigger die




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