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>>499457
dont do it sako
i
i love you
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No.499465
can't you smell that smell
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No.499468
someday I will learn not to shitpost in languages I don't speak
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>>499470
as I've implied, I don't speak Japanese, but from what I can tell that's not a word Japanese speakers use to refer to white people. Assuming "Kill yourself, whitey" was the intended meaning.
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No.499474
I can't believe Joey is fucking dead.
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>>499472
Huh. -shiro is apparently the spoken imperative form. It's also the pronunciation of the color term for literal white, which is how Google Translate interpreted it, presumably because it's trained on written Japanese.
No.499476
shoving a long thick ferret in your butthole
No.499477
what happened to mitt romney
No.499478
>>499474
ghost blowjob!
woo woo woo!
No.499479
>the GIMP is really too heavy to use for pixel art while doing other things
>I bet there's a package available that's geared for pixel-level work and nothing else
>there is, but it's rated 3 stars, so it probably sucks
>read reviews
>"too basic"
>"just a child's toy"
>"can't do [thing that isn't pixel art]"
why do people who want sophisticated tools leave negative reviews on streamlined tools that are explicitly ill-suited to their needs? would you leave a 1-star review on an Allen wrench because you can't figure out how to drive a cap screw with it
No.499480
it's like that joke about how there should be a button for "ignore reviews of ethnic restaurants written by white people"
I want a button for "ignore reviews of lightweight specialized graphics programs written by people who downloaded it believing against all evidence and the explicit word of the designer that it was a Photoshop clone"
No.499482
Dreams logged: 2 (58, 54)
Images saved: 13 (10)
No.499484
Joey will live on in my sex fantasies...
No.499485
How do we resurrect Joey?
No.499486
>>499485
we sacrifice every girl on HSG to the Big Lipped One
No.499487
saltlick is a fag but an okay namefag 7/10
No.499489
saltlick is a grating shit and also sjwkun. i'd take even ae over him.
No.499490
>>499487
>>499489
I don't know if you took my Mr. Hyde alter ego into account in your rating, but if not feel free to reassess
No.499491
>>499489
i thought eri was sjw-kun?
No.499492
>>499491
there was another person posting at the same time as me who said they were never sure, when people referred to sjw-kun, if they were referring to me or that anon. that could be eri, but all the really choice meltdowns were me.
No.499493
>>499489
ae is shit because vfan is the devil
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No.499496
literally had to sleep, sorry, sup tho?
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>>499496
>Old Huss is dead forever
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No.499500
>>499488
isn't it a guy
why does he have boobs
No.499501
>>499500
no it's a female monster
>>499488
you know it's gonna end in vore, right?
No.499502
>>499491
no, eri a different sjw
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No.499504
just woke up and stayed in bed for three hours, doing nothing
how are you doing hsg
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>>499501
while there are themes of vore she doesn't partake
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>>499508
is there a source
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>>499509
Step Monster IIRC
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>>499504
debating whether or not i can get away with smoking a joint in broad daylight
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>>499512
i thought this was a vore comic, not a sitcom
No.499519
>literally every time the boy talks he says "your" instead of "you're"
No.499520
>>499519
was about to post this
No.499521
>currently on hiatus but nearing it’s return so God help me haha
neat
No.499522
>tfw no more old huss brand homestuck
No.499523
>2015
>people still can't tell the difference between your and you're
No.499525
>>499516
>>499517
I'll go up the woods I guess
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No.499528
Sorry, had to also do all of the things other than immediately jump online.
SO.
sup
No.499529
>>499527
what are you, chicken?
No.499530
>>499525
try to not burn down the entire forest
No.499531
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>>499518
check out his tumblr page if you want to see that stuff
No.499532
Reminds me of super ami stuff, kinda cute but alarming.
That comic is cute af tho
No.499533
>>499532
>super ami
>not modeseven or nitrotitan
it's called "super ami universe" because the goo lady is called amidixie aka ami
No.499534
I know vore is not known for being realistic but damn
No.499535
I was never much for the exact name of things. ANYWAYS it seems fine to me but hella bothers my friends. I mean, I think it's obvious why. But daaaang so shiny.
No.499536
>>499533
forgot your *pushes glasses up by the bridge*
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>>499539
>that crocodile cock
No.499541
>>499539
>he
>looks like a woman
no
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File: 1445182039402.png (892.25 KB, 1100x943, 1100:943, tumblr_n5xtr8Cn1V1r5wduoo1….png)

oh right brb
except not brb
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File: 1445182151199.gif (315.34 KB, 500x282, 250:141, tumblr_ndg26rXx4f1rydwbvo1….gif)

Okay HSG but only because I said so.
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>>499539
That's slugbox isn't it
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No.499549
>>499548
i'd really like to see how many times you posted this
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No.499551
>>499549
I only posted it like four or five times
don't know about the other guy
No.499552
>>499549
the same amount of times they posted the gif with peri flushing herself down the toilet or peri being punched
No.499554
>can't imagine myself not being an awkward pile of shit
halp
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>>499547
Think so, come to mention it. I just find stuff on tumblr and save it like a neurotic mess.
I like this one too.
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No.499562
Cute monsters but the boys look kind of young, don't you think?
No.499563
>>499559
Have you tried restarting your computer? Try deleting your cookies maybe or change web browser
No.499564
>>499561
>actually not liking monstergirls
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No.499566
>actually not liking both.
>actually being able to tell, even.
No.499568
>>499564
why is everyone in zelda so fuckable
No.499569
aww he's communicating through pictures
how cute
No.499570
scientists discovering a new form of autism and naming it phantism
No.499571
>>499568
Majora is a genderless demon I actually hate when people think it's a chick
I just thought it was cute
No.499572
quick, is this a boy or a girl, I'm having a crisis!
No.499575
>>499571
Are you saying you wouldn't fuck genderless demon Majora?
Besides, everyone knows she was actually a member of the Twili :^)
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No.499578
it worked!! back 2 the blue
No.499579
wow that should have been a really obvious solution durr
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>>499575
AND LIKE WAS ACTUALLY DEAD IN MAJORA'S MASK BUT THAT'S JUST A GAYME THEORY FUCK OFF
No.499582
I'll bbl making breakfast. Don't jerk off on an empty stomach, guys.
No.499583
>>499574
a Really Good opinion
No.499584
>>499580
thank for guiding me to the light in my troubled times
No.499586
>>499585
i am good but thank for the helpfulness anyway
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No.499591
I kind of want to buy a board ad but I also can't think of a worse thing to throw away five dollars on
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No.499595
somone im following is saying that someone not explaining a joke is ableism and that people should tag their sarcasm
like
is it ableism??
No.499596
>>499595
No even autists should be able to pick up sarcasm through text
No.499597
>>499595
>le ableist buzzword
unfollow them
No.499598
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
these aperture ads video are really the best thing ever
No.499599
>>499597
kinda wanna, i unfollowed someone else recently because they fell back on the "your an ableist and im a victim!!" defence when they were embarrassed over something similar
like
that's so rotten, imo
No.499600
>>499596
All autists I've met never undertstood sarcasm
No.499601
>>499599
how do i block you
No.499602
>>499599
what's your tumblr
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No.499604
>>499602
fatmanass.tumblr.com
No.499605
>>499595
anyone telling you that you should Always Tag something regardless of context is wrong. mental health symptom triggers are totally arbitrary and it is both impossible and impractical to tag for everything anyone has ever identified as causing their symptoms to flare up. proper tagging etiquette is to tag things that people who are interested in seeing what you post ask you to tag for them, and MAYBE a small subset of things that some plurality of people would like to avoid (graphic violence of various kinds, dead animals or people, things like that).
similarly, if you know someone who is bad with jokes and is likely to get upset or disoriented if you don't drop character, it's probably polite to explain to them in private, especially if "not getting the joke" involves believing that something terrible has happened, or is likely to lead to the person who doesn't get the joke embarrassing themself. However, if no-one in your network has that issue, it doesn't matter.
Tumblr/SJ etiquette around mental health is often basic politeness obfuscated by sensationalist language or stated in over-general terms. If someone has an issue they'd like you to account for, either accommodate them or inform them that you can't or won't and they should avoid your posts.
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No.499608
I want it I need it (gf needed)
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>>499605
makes sense
i'm not involved in whatever they're going on about, just saw them replying to some anons and thought it was pretty silly
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No.499611
can you be beta bux if you don't have a job
No.499612
i dreamed i was taking some kind of college final, but it was in an ancient roman temple and instead of writing on a test, the questions were written in the air in front of me with golden shining text and images were telepathically sent to my mind, and i had to yell out my answers
there was a line of other students behind me and the next one in line kept trying to be chummy with me and make witty comments on the questions i was facing and it kept breaking my concentration, so finally i just turned around and yelled "FUCK OFF"
then everyone started applauding and my family was there cheering too, and the poor guy was led out of the temple crying by guards
whats it mean fams
No.499614
>>499612
you feel like you should stand up for yourself?? hmm
that sounds really cool though about the shining letters and stuff though
No.499615
>>499604
Why do you keep posting my tumblr
No.499616
it's amazing how sensible, sturdy, well-established social protocols tear like wet paper against the enormity of celebrity. I'm gonna be a hypocrite and make vague evo psych claims, but humans were just not meant to be aware of as many people as we routinely are today. and it creates all these insane information asymmetries. I can't think of a Colin Farrell movie I've seen, but I've seen his penis. And naturally he has no clue I exist. Except that's not natural, that's really bizarre. "Popular" is one thing, but "famous" is something else entirely, and it tears holes in people and social frameworks.
No.499617
>>499616
>but humans were just not meant to be aware of as many people as we routinely are today.
Living in a big city literally makes you more stressed
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>>499617
do you think maybe part of the reason people like post-apocalyptic scenarios is that it winnows down the social environment to something more cognitively manageable
No.499620
>>499618
It's ok it amuses me
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>>499623
wanna set fire to that fursuit
No.499625
>>499619
probably partially
putting your characters into a survival scenario is also an easy way to create conflict and drama. you don't even need to have the characters in conflict, you can create conflict between them and their environment at any time if there's a lull, and i think that's why a lot of writers go for it.
No.499626
it amused me... for a time
No.499629
>>499625
it's interesting how a dangerous ecosystem and a large city can have similar narrative uses. think of any crime show you've ever seen. what's the difference between a Predator of the Week and a Survival Scenario of the Week, really? if there's always more people than you could ever write about, you don't have to worry about running out of new assholes to bring to justice or new victims to instill sympathy in the audience.
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>>499631
I'm still waiting for Halloween, personally.
No.499634
i, egbert, suck boner while farting.
No.499636
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
*rolls over, drunk*
merry christmas, hsg:
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>>499636
*looks around*
well i guess it's time to unwrap my christmas present
*unzips pants*
No.499641
>porn writing will never be worth hiring good actors
>porn acting will never be worth hiring good writers
No.499642
>>499641
Just fucking read erotica
No.499643
>>499642
yeah, honestly. I don't even like cinema as a medium, emotionally nuanced porn performances would just be hard to watch for me
No.499644
>>499636
*dosnt uderstand it but luvs it neway*
No.499645
I love literotica but sometimes a picture is worth a thousand unfs.
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>>499640
no peeking at the christmas gifts.
No.499648
>>499646
nonono
i was gonna take advantage of anon's drunken and helpless body
that was the joke
No.499649
>drew every land in my deck in a row game 1
>game two I never draw anything but a land, only have the 3 spells from my opening hand
gay
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No.499653
even the shit ingested off the top of my deck was all lands
i want to die
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>>499650
only if you're gonna shave everything else, too
it's not really worth the effort
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File: 1445191461217.png (494.15 KB, 869x1700, 869:1700, tumblr_n5ttrbmWBQ1r3gwo9o1….png)

Smooth legs make for smoother socks imo
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>>499658
I got some vidya to play anyway.
No.499660
stocking anon is my favorite poster
No.499661
>>499657
Jesus she's like 70% leg
No.499662
Pros of never sleeping again:
>won't be late for things due to oversleeping
>eight hours in which I could be catching up with everyone else while they're not outproducing me
Cons:
>hell is real and it is prolonged sleep deprivation
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No.499664
how do we get rid of this ship
No.499665
>>499650
you should shave everything but the hair on your head
No.499666
>>499662
you can't never sleep
after a few weeks, you will just mcdie
No.499667
Connie becoming the supreme gentlewoman after getting turned into a cuckquean by peri
Connie going on a murderous rampage around Beach City with Rose's sword
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>>499664
stevidot is cute
cute!
amydot is better tbh
No.499671
>>499666
yes. the structure of the post relies on the premise being absurd. for a few beats it takes the premise further in the direction of absurdity under the pretense of a rational cost-benefit analysis, though in reality the situation permits no meaningful positives. at the turning point of the post, the reader is presented with the real point of the post simultaneously to a sudden change in tone, thus giving what is otherwise merely a somewhat pithy complaint additional "punch".
No.499672
But wanna know which SU ship is the best?
none because su is poop
No.499673
>>499667
connie fusion raping steven
No.499674
>>499671
nah but see you can't never sleep, you'd just die. it's ok you didn't know that, a lot of people don't
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No.499676
in anon's defense being dead isn't being asleep
No.499677
>>499666
>after a few weeks, you will just mcdie
I actually don't think you can die from not sleeping, Satan
Your body will pass out before that happens
No.499678
oops my flag fell off, I don't even notice half the time.
No.499679
>>499663
how do you do this emote
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>>499663
what is this emote trying to convey?
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>>499682
youre probably not using the custom css
the custom css has the poop emoji i think
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>>499677
iirc there's actually a disease that makes you incapable of disease, and people with it always die out with a few months. also you could probably force someone to stay awake indefinitely through some kind of torture.
but yeah, i don't know if it's possible to just force-of-will it and stay awake. i don't think anyone's ever tried, or at least documented themselves trying.
No.499687
>>499685
no, custom css has 1234
you can highlight it and copy and paste it and see what the emoji is
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>>499686
>incapable of disease
speaking of needing sleep
gn fams
No.499691
>>499686
>iirc there's actually a disease that makes you incapable of disease
No.499692
i wish had any form of willpower that didn't involve mouthpics or ass eating
No.499693
>>499692
I know what all those words mean in isolation but I can't resolve them into something that makes sense
No.499694
i want subway but im sick and lazy
No.499695
>>499692
Just do what I do: hoodie hoodie hood-up.
tea helps too.
No.499696
ME HUNGY ME HUNGY ME HUNGYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
No.499697
actually fuck sleep
whens the next pokemon gen comin out
not a remake or Z, i'm talkin bout a new region with new pokes!
No.499698
>>499693
aren't you supposed to be smart
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>>499697
Z didn't exist, next up is DP too
No.499702
titty pokemon: ability: tiddy bress
zxxxxx^^DDdDS^^XxDxDXX^^^^^^^DXDddddDDDX^
No.499703
>>499697
Hopefully they add more than 69 (lmao) fucking new pokemon
No.499704
hot girl: hello
me mind: big tiddy O.O
No.499705
>>499701
>another fucking remake
r
reeEEEEARRGGHHHHHH
>>499703
the only fun i have in the games avoiding spoilers and discovering all the new pokes as i play
i hate that they keep ramping down the number added
No.499706
No.499707
when will they make a game where i can fuck the pokemon
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No.499709
>>499698
that's an interesting impression you've gathered of me. either way, "willpower" is not a concept I associate with mouthpics nor rimming. what obstacles are you willing yourself to overcome?
No.499710
i love pokemon to death but when the fucky is it going to end
No.499711
>>499705
DP is the next remake, not the next game
No.499712
>>499710
when it stops making money, read: never
No.499713
>>499710
What do you mean "end"?
No.499714
>they're gonna distribute shiny xerneas and shiny yveltal
shinies truly are completely worthless post-gen v
No.499715
diamond/pearl dont even need remakes, they were released on the ds
No.499716
>>499709
wow, that first sentence is about the snottiest I've ever written. anon, I'm a wordy bitch who read extensively as a child and has an unnecessarily large vocabulary, "smart" that does not make me.
No.499717
>>499713
no more games
no more anime
No.499718
>>499709
>>499716
this is chaz-tier posting
No.499719
>>499715
D&P will probably be remade only after the 3DS successor comes out
No.499720
>>499715
yeah but so what
nobody thought gold and silver were getting remakes at first either
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>>499718
i knew it reminded me of something
No.499723
time to hit those showers 🔢
No.499724
>>499720
me want new games!!!!!! not remakes!!!!!! >:(
No.499725
>>499715
yea but they haven't had a 3d release.
I won't be surprised at all if they re-remake gen 1 because it was on GBA and isn't 3D.
No.499726
>>499709
those are almost all i care about accomplishing, everything else comes second. i wish i cared about my fitness half as much as i care about those things.
>>499716
are you a cunt
No.499727
>>499722
I was gonna post this exact thing with pronouns flipped around as appropriate, lmao. guys, I'm really tired, and maybe if I say I'm going to bed I'll actually put the phone down and sleep? g'night all
No.499728
>>499727
no you have to stay you goofy fufu little bitchboy you have to stay awake
No.499729
i wish pokemon would stop the repetitive formula of "collect 8 badges, battle champion, stop team gimmick" and do something fresh
No.499730
what should my steam avatar be
No.499731
>>499729
yeah it'd be cool if it was that + fucking them
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>>499729
its about the pokemon..... not winning the game...
No.499735
>>499730
this but as a png
No.499736
>>499730
extreme closeup of a maggot
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No.499739
vanishing point this tuesday lads
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>>499729
gen 3 had a good gimmick because you chose what thing happened
version differences were never that huge of a thing but the power source for their doomsday weapon changing to a similar legendary isn't as interesting
No.499741
>>499728
man don't make me giggle I'm tryna get drowsy
if you're lucky I'll wake up all at once in two hours and give up on going back to sleep, how's that
No.499742
>>499741
okay... goodnight saltlick...
No.499743
if there isn't a new yeast tomorrow i might kill myself
No.499744
>>499731
pokémon girl dating sim
No.499745
*sends yeastradio a message telling them to postpone the new yeast*
No.499746
[S] Game Over was the last good Homestuck flash
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No.499749
*rushes yeast embargo through congress*
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No.499752
this is now a pokémon thread
post your favorite mon
No.499753
>>499747
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
No.499754
>>499750
lad did you see how fast and loose that karkat was
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>>499752
you already posted it
No.499758
>>499754
>the entire thing is shit because of one bad animation
No.499759
>>499752
best shoulder-mon
No.499760
>>499758
>implying that was the only one
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No.499764
>>499762
I seriously hope you don't sexualize the Gardevoir
No.499766
>>499762
do not put your wiener in pokemon
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>>499763
there are more than one instances of bad animation in the homestuck flash "game over"
hope this helps
No.499769
>>499767
umm................................................................................................. what the fuck
No.499770
>>499764
>>499766
i don't like gardevoir just because of meme waifu
i do sometimes masturbate to her though
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>>499770
absolutely disgusting
No.499773
>>499768
be more specific asshole
No.499775
>>499770
i'd say you disappoint me but i already knew
No.499777
>>499775
but you have no standards
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No.499779
File: 1445196536282.png (Spoiler Image, 954.56 KB, 605x1000, 121:200, ClipboardImage.png)

Let's talk about the actual best pokemon though
No.499780
>>499777
thats not true
i just have weird standards
No.499781
>>499773
okay
-the karkat looks shit
-aranea having a seizure looks shit
-condesce looks shit
-in general, the difference in art styles are way more severe than other flashes, and that looks shit
-johns weird punch looked shit
-hussie had to write a newspost explaining how the god tier deaths were just, if you need to explain a flash after the fact, then its shit
-personally, when i first saw the flash and karkat died i immediately knew it was a doomed timeline, and so the rest of the flash didn't have any impact
No.499782
>>499779
j.oey is fe.male only!
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>>499778
shut your mouth tbh
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File: 1445196730592.jpg (123.84 KB, 515x293, 515:293, there are no heroes left i….jpg)

>Mumen Rider instead of Licenseless Rider
i feel bad for the guys who bought the physical volumes of OPM
No.499788
>>499779
I've tried to jack off to this thing but I can't fucking do it
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>>499771
fuck, this
I can't decide
there's scyther
and poliwhirl, and charmeleon, and sableye, and gyarados, and bulbasaur, and heracross, and fuck
No.499791
>>499756
woah how did you know
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No.499793
jerking it to pokemon is objectively bad
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>>499795
90% of them don't even have a personality
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File: 1445196847928.png (Spoiler Image, 1.1 MB, 696x970, 348:485, ClipboardImage.png)

>>499795
Best girl on best pokemon
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>>499795
Cynthia because she's the only one that's not like 15
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>>499781
I hated how rose looked the most with that goofy raeg face
but i thought part of the appeal was when you saw karkat die, you were like oh shit everythings fucked and then you just watch everything burn l
No.499804
>>499800
there's plenty of gym leaders to choose from too
not to mention some team members like mars
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>>499752
The HYAHS i can't choose between them and shedinja that i usually name aradia
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>>499802
but as soon as i saw karkat die, i just thought 'well this is getting recent' and couldn't care for anything else that happened after that
and karkat died right at the start too
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>>499800
>Cynthia because she's perfect
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>>499800
>>499800
>>499800
I also liked dawn and
i shipped them
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No.499811
wipe the hsg from the face of the earth
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>>499809
you're part of the problem
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>>499806
yeah but that what made it fun to watch
you're just thinking like, welp, game over dude
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>>499781
>-aranea having a seizure looks shit
>-condesce looks shit
No that was cool
>-in general, the difference in art styles are way more severe than other flashes, and that looks shit
No that was cool too
The actual retcon made Game Over indirectly shit though
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>>499811
do you think hsg will die after homestonk is over
No.499817
>>499816
will hsg even live till it ends
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No.499819
*moves my arms spasmodically*
*makes a planet fall on you*
No.499820
>>499813
gee i wonder why
not my fault hussie didn't make the events believable
No.499821
🔞 such a lust for revenge!
No.499822
>cmd+f hilda
>not found
once again, hsg's taste is shit
No.499823
>>499781
>-the karkat looks shit
I'll give you that.
>-aranea having a seizure looks shit
I'll admit that it looks a bit silly but it isn't that bad.
>-condesce looks shit
Wrong, she was more or less the best character in there.
>-in general, the difference in art styles are way more severe than other flashes, and that looks shit
I didn't really notice that much.
>-johns weird punch looked shit
Nitpicking.
>-hussie had to write a newspost explaining how the god tier deaths were just, if you need to explain a flash after the fact, then its shit
Just because the comic has a lot of stupid fans means nothing.
No.499824
>>499795
sabrina's pretty good i like that she seems to have a story of her own, what with her drastic change in appearance between games, like some serious personal growth happened while the protags were pissing around in caves or whatever
she's neat
No.499825
>>499820
how weren't they believable
you were being shown the timeline getting fucked to shit and that's exactly what it was
No.499826
>>499822
>cmd
>mac user telling others they have shit taste
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>>499824
yeah I'd totally do her too
No.499829
[kramer voice] THE MEMES JERRY
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>>499825
the idea was we were supposed to feel like it was the actual timeline, but it wasn't so i wasn't invested
i couldn't give a shit about alt timeline events, he already did that gimmick like twice before with davesprites timeline and jack blowing up the meteor i just dont care about things that wont have impact
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No.499833
i liked that girl with the runway electro gym in gen 5
the music was sick
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>>499833
Elesa
do you mean the first game or the sequel
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>>499832
No
Hilda>>>>>>>>>>Any Zelda tbh
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>>499831
but they do have an impact
the whole retcon journey and what resulted from it means it was pretty darn impactful
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>>499824
and there is the answer i was looking for
good taste as always nick's ass
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>>499836
i only played the first one, but i think it was the sequel that i listened to the music for on youtube
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>>499837
pipe THE FUCK down you inbred fuck
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>>499838
that wasnt in the flash though was it
karkat dying was in the flash, and i couldn't care
same with kanaya, and rose, and sort of terezi
all characters i might have given a shit and been immersed in the spectacle if only it wasn't so obviously going to get fixed
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>>499841
I liked her look better on the first one tbh
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>>499843
suck my cocky kun dude
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>>499844
they're still dead, that shit still happened
you should be accustomed to death never being permanent in homestuck by now, you gotta think multidimensionally er whatever. as long as time exists living selves exist
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>>499850
this guy draw some freakishly skinny alakazams
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>>499849
>they're still dead, that shit still happened
no it didn't, it literally got retconned (which is its own terrible thing)
[s] game over is as bad as 'it was all a dream' in terms of emotional investment
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>>499853
>psychic type gym leader
>haunter
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>>499839
he almost looks normal when you can't see his lips
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>>499839
non edited version?
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>>499856
That's Ash's Haunter
it's almost like you can't perfectlyh recall every episode of a Japanese children's cartoon from the 90's, what a nerd
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>>499855
their ghosts, john, roxy, jasprose etc are all remainders of the events
the versions of characters we got to know in that timeline are all mostly dead and gone
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>>499856
it's the anime man
No.499863
I can jack off with no hands
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>>499860
i don't think you understand, and i guess neither does hussie, but people wont give a shit about duplicate characters just because you tell them to
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>>499863
that's sound like an useful skill
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>>499854
this is true
not a lot of sabrina pictures survived The Great Culling when i stopped collecting pokemon fanart, i like the monsters better than any of the humans. obviously i guess, that's what the series is about
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>>499865
they're the exact same characters, just in different places and times, why wouldn't you?
and that's something i don't understand about people, how they can see LE wreckin all those ghosts and be like "who cares they're just ghosts lol"
but it's like, they ARE the characters you love who were just unlucky, with unique experiences. and now they're scrubbed from reality itself forever. it's sad as shit, it's like your favorite character dying a million deaths, and unique events and memories ceasing to exist forever
No.499872
>>499752
>he and his evolution both need to hold a specific item to be even somewhat usable
>holding a mega-stone to mega-evolve would actually drop his stats
it's hard have a shit poke as your fave without even a mega evo to hold out for
No.499873
>>499866
I can jack off at work and no one knows until there is a stain on my pants.
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>>499872
>caring about meta
smogon....
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>>499874
it's not about meta
it's about marowak getting reamed by everything even in the base game
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>>499872
/thinks about spinda having a mega
/sighs wistfully
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>>499875
Marowak is a good poke in the game though.
He's fun to use. Of course Marowak is horrible in the meta.
No.499878
megas shouldn't exist imo
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>>499871
>and that's something i don't understand about people, how they can see LE wreckin all those ghosts and be like "who cares they're just ghosts lol"
because people don't care about individual ghosts they haven't seen before
people care about davesprite, because we saw davesprite do things, we saw how tragic it is
people literally dont have the capacity to care deeply for large numbers of individuals, at least not without grouping them together
you realise 'all those ghosts' are people who already died, right? they already lost, there's nothing more for them besides a constant weird purgatory.
it doesn't help that what we've seen of ghosts is that they're totally ambivalent and don't even try not to get wiped out, the ghost army may change that and im sure people will care more about those ghosts dying than the droves that just fucking stood there gawping while they got vaporized
No.499880
Karkat - Fire
Aradia - Ghost
Tavros - Bug
Sollux - Psychic
Nepeta - Normal
Terezi - Dragon
Kanaya - Fairy
Vriska - Psychic
Equius - Fighting
Gamzee - Poison
Eridan - Water
Feferi - Ice
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>>499878
This
>>499880
Tav is fairy
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>>499880
>Nepeta - Normal
o.O
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>>499880
switch kanaya and tavros
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>>499877
no
i know because i always run him if he's in the game regardless
marowak is marobad and always ends up being that dude i send out so i can use a potion on my other pokes while he gets gunned down in one shot to anything
he needs a nice stat boost, a mega stat boost if you will, but he's one of the few pokes that it just won't work with
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>>499880
>Kanaya
>Not Bug
>Tavros
>Not Fairy
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>>499878
So this. Megas are dumb as fuck. Theyre designs are horrible too.
>Let's take an existing cool looking pokemon and shove a bunch of spikes on and frills on it
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>>499880
>vriska
>not bug
Tavros should be Fairy like >>499881 says
And Fef should be water
Eridan should be Dark
No.499888
also vriska should be dark
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>>499878
yeah i don't love them either
but theyre part of the snowball now so we gotta roll with it
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>>499886
Hey some of the megas are good.
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No.499892
hsg, let's get serious for a moment:
why "grass" instead of "plant"
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>>499892
bad translation probs
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>>499888
Oh hey, good call, yeah
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>>499890
it's khan
his opinions should be taken with a grain of shit
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>>499892
why steel instead of metal
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>>499879
it's not like they had time to do anything, lazers happen pretty fast
and they may have been dead, but they still had feelings and relationships with each other and memories, and now those memories are gone forever and nobody else will ever know about them, like they never happened
it's that sad mysterious gloomy shit that I love, like there are things that happened were so fuckin doomed that even memories of them don't get to persist
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>>499897
steel sounds tougher than metal. it's fightier
grass is probably the least fighty alternative for plant i can think of
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>>499897
on account of, because, they're all made of steel, specifically
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>>499894
>Grass type (Japanese: くさタイプ Grass type)
The only one that changes afaik is Dark which is called Evil in Japanese
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>>499901
Fighting is Hero type
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>>499882
meowth that's right
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>>499897
because they're made of steel?
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>>499901
>is called Evil in Japanese
Edgy
>>499902
Blastoise looks ridiculous
the other looks good
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>>499902
ampharos looks goofy as heck
No.499909
Karkat- Normal/Fire
Aradia- Ghost
Tavros- Fairy/Flying
Sollux- Psychic
Nepeta- normal
Kanaya- Steel/Fairy
Terezi- Dragon
Vriska- Bug/psychic
Equius- Fighting
Gamzee- Poison/Ground
Eridan- Dark/Water
Feferi- Water
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>>499902
& blastoise looks like a shop off /vp/
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No.499912
why did the tcg add dark, steel and fairy but never dragon or rock/ground
No.499913
why flying instead of bird
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>>499911
also fabulous
goofy & fabulous
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>>499913
many flyings are not birds.
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No.499917
can we do types for the tripfags now
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>>499910
Yea and Chesnaught looks retarded as shit
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>>499909
Why would Karkat be Normal/Fire
Why would Gamzee be Ground/ Poison and not just Poison
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>>499917
all are flaming type
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>>499902
You're proving my point.
They take a pokemon and add spikes and Frills.
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>>499913
Bird is an actual type. Missingno. is BIRD type
>>499918
Chesnaught is cool
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>>499921
What do you count as "frills" because there's no spikes or frills on any of those.
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>>499919
I actually thought Karkat should just be Normal type since he has no powers. I just kept the fire type to keep with the original one.
No.499926
poke types for cocky-kun types
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>>499902
Shitty
Shitty
Would work better as a regular evolution
okay I guess
Looks like a giant bugsnake
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>>499924
figure of speech. They just throw a bunch of "cool" looking things on them.
No.499929
but no seriously karkat would at least be a steel type
iron knight, cooling shackles, etcetc
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>>499925
>he has no powers
look at this tier one reader and laugh
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>>499918
I like shiny chesnaught better
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>>499930
what are his powers? it's been over a year since i read hivebent
No.499934
>>499929
I know karkat is your waifu but he is tots a normal type
No.499935
he has no powers
he has no grace
this troll
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>>499931
same
if that were his regular coloring it might have actually been my favorite kalos starter
No.499937
John- Flying
Dave- Steel/Fire
Rose- Dark/Psychic
Jade-Normal (Mega Evolves into Furbait)
No.499939
>>499935
is a fucking disgrace
No.499940
>>499928
I guess? That's kind of the point of mega evolution though. Have the more or less same pokemon but add shit to it.
Metagross has some added spikes but they aren't really offensive.
The really bad ones in that case are things like Aerodactyl and Sharpedo.
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>>499938
thats the sufferer though
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>>499937
Jade could be ice or grass
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>>499938
>karkat power is shackles
thats stupid
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>>499942
read the comic :^]
No.499946
>>499940
Mega Glailee is cool
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>>499940
I will admit glailee and metagross look cool. But 2-5 cool looking ones don't make a good thing.
>>499943
totes fucking grass
No.499948
>>499940
It pains me that there are people who unironically like mega aerodactyl
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>>499943
Grass maybe I don't get Ice
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>>499943
Definitely grass, she has the whole gardening thing along with her planet needing to be awoken from its hibernation
No.499951
oh wow i never actually bothered to look at the shiny before
it has the same color scheme as chespin and quilladin, why'd they flip it
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>>499951
someone said something about a mature chestnut having a different color or something
I dunno man
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>>499945
you
>>499944
the vantasses are all the same with their shit
chained to their suffering and hot rage and whatnot
No.499955
>>499835
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
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No.499957
epic get incoming
epic get incoming
No.499959
the only really offensive thing about megas is that they tend to take the place of evolutions for pokemon that really could have used them
like mawhile or banette
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>>499954
that's kind of a stretch really
karkat is best represented by being 'useless' that is still a thing like hes not even fighting the big fight
No.499962
>>499956
don't you ever fucking compare me to that autist.
No.499963
Jane - Water/Grass
Dirk - Electric
Jake - Fighting
Roxy - Normal
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>>499957
i remember being 12 and caring about gets
doesn't some other board always drop by and get them anyway
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>>499962
the blame is all on you
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>>499964
Yea it's /sp/.
It's bizarre they actually care that much.
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>>499964
If anyone else does get it i hope its monster
No.499969
andrew pussie - cuck/buck
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>>499963
Nah Dirk is Pyschic/Fighting
No.499971
>>499963
>not Dirk - Fairy
YOU FUCKED UP
YOU FUCKED UP
No.499972
I like aradia better as steel/ghost but then roboaradia was my fav, she was a top 3 fav character back then
No.499973
>>499964
/sp/ if they care
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>>499972
ghost aradia is shedinja
No.499976
Jane - Normal
Dirk - Steel/Fighting
Jake - Fighting
Roxy - Ghost
No.499977
will you people die of autism already
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No.499980
fucking sports jock garbage
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No.499983
the time is coming and so am i
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No.499985
cool looking mega evos:
Absol
Both Charizards
Sabelye
Camerupt
Glailee
Salamance
Metagross
KangasKhan
Blaziken
Bedrill
Pidgeot
Gallade
Retarded looking "spikes and Frills" Megas
Venusaur
Blastoise
Pinsir
Aerodactyl
Mewtwo X
Ampharos
Scizor
Houndoom
Tyranitar
Mawile
Manetric
Aggron
Garchomp
Lucario
Slowbro(wtf)
Steelix
Sceptile
Sharpedo
Altaria
Rayquaza
Lopunny
Audino
Groudon
Kyogre
No.499986
>>499976
i dunno jake isnt cqc enough for fighting, he does like. slap fights
No.499987
>>499978
I thought about it but ghosts have more to do with becoming intangible and dark is more about evil in pokémon even though the literal definition would make more sense for her
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No.499989
what's fairy like? maybe jake would be fighting/fairy
he needs something dorky on him
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>>499986
I couldn't think of anything else for him and didn't want to use normal twice
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>>499987
i though dark in pokemon was about being sneaky
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>>499985
>Cool looking megas
>Absol
>Charizard
>Camerupt
>SALAMANCE
>Beedrill
You have worst taste than hellstrider
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remember, the get must be ... epic
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>>499999
who allowed this to happen
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>>500014
another victory for overwhelming autism
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No.500024
>all those deleted posts
howw embarrassin
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>>500021
> 1000000
11111111 gonna be epicer than 1000000
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>>499985
mega alakazam is good
No.500028
>>499985
>mega camerupt
>good
>mega magnectric
>bad
No.500035
>>499985
Holy christ how old are you?
No.500038
>>500026
He is certainly not bad at all.
>>500032
He's got cool sweeping wings. Like a Vanu Scythe from Planetside 2
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>>500039
I think it looks pretty okay. It's not the best, but it's not horrible
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>>500039
Gardevoir is not sexual
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>>500038
>POKEMON WITH RANDOM BITS ADDED ARE DUMB
>EXCEPT THE FLYING SAUCER POKEMON
No.500046
>>500043
I'm not implying anything sexual
No.500048
>>500039
Look at those tits hahaha
No.500049
>>500046
I've got my eye on you
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>>500041
*offers you some candy*
No.500051
>>500044
Theyre distinct and not just fucking random spikes. and fucking Vanu Scythes are awesome
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>>500040
whats your favorite pokemon
No.500053
Imagine if someone posted that cp link again and it got the 500k get
No.500055
>>500053
that would actually be pretty hilarious
No.500057
>>500053
I would die laughing
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No.500060
Up there there was a list of correlation Homestucks to pokemons. Why pokemons, not characters of Mortal Kombat?
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>>500053
can you imagine how fucking epic that would be?
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>>500058
TRY A REAL MAN'S POKEMON
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>>500040
vfan i was getting worried from what i unhid it looked like they were talking about pokemons for 500 posts
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>>500064
THINK OF THAT SWEET SWEET ELECTRIC PUSSY
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>>500071
you are the worst poster of all time
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>>500074
what about little mouse
No.500076
do you think the gen 7 pokemon will be better than the gen 6 ones
i don't think i can handle another gen with uniformly terrible starter designs
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>>500071
that's not where buttholes are though has this guy never seen a butthole before
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>>500066
>>500067
AE HAS A CRUSH ON VFAN
AE HAS A CRUSH ON VFAN
AE HAS A CRUSH ON VFAN
AE HAS A CRUSH ON VFAN
AE HAS A CRUSH ON VFAN
AE HAS A CRUSH ON VFAN
AE and Vfan sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes fisting
Then comes Marriage
Then comes Vfan pushing AE in a baby Carriage
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>>500076
Fennekin, Froakie and Chespin were all good tho
No.500082
>>500076
I thought greninja was an obvious shop when I first saw the leak because it was just a really shitty angle of the pokedex so he looked like a jumbled mess of polygons.
Aside from Delphox's neck they're ok.
No.500083
thread needs more
whaatever else
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>>500081
sure but their evolutions werent
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No.500088
You cannot report that one Touhou post if it doesn't exist anymore! Joke's on you, Anon!
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>>500087
AE wants you to fist him
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>>500088
what does it show
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>>500086
I mean if you're too poor, stupid, or friendless to play magic sure.
No.500094
khan is a worse poster than vfan
how can you not think this
No.500095
>>500087
go back to tumblr please god go back to tumblr
No.500096
>>500092
I get sexualizing random shit, I've done it frequently enough.
Bad chuck-e-cheese robots haunted by murdered kids though, why.
No.500097
khan and ae are literally the worst
litterrrrallllyyy
No.500098
>>500094
vfan used to be worse
she mellowed out
No.500099
>>500094
I actually haven't paid enough attention to him to have a strong opinion.
He had really bad opinions this thread and made a few autistic posts though, so yea that's bad.
No.500100
>>500097
cletus won't lose!
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>>500096
furries will take anything
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No.500103
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No.500104
>>500100
cletus is so irrelevant he doesn't even use the trip anymore
No.500105
>>500103
the sad thing about becoming anon is not knowing how many posts you made
No.500106
>>500103
>top ranking
i'm gonna go do something the fuck else for a while
No.500107
>>500087
you made me unhide a khan post
i blame myself partly since i clicked but you made me click
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>>500106
You tied with saltlick, khan, and lapisanon
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>>500104
Now I can't get filtered
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>>500108
& i advise them to re-evaluate their lives as i have
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>>500109
you're white noise
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>>500110
>tumblr is preferable to reddit tbh
Yeah and garbage isn't as bad as shit
>>500112
Better than being any other race of noise
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>>500111
individual anons most likely have more posts
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nick how good are my posts
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>>500113
>no votes saying nah
lol
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>ctrl+f s (you)
>95 posts
>19% of total posts
wew
No.500122
please make some posts about spongelord, now
please...
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>>500120
nobody likes him
nobody
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>>500121
if we're counting just this thread I have 21 posts.
I woke up like 3 hours ago though and was watching anime for 1.5 hours of that
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>>500126
what do you want anon i'm about to masturbate
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>>500124
>than people sucking your filth dog cock and suckling your shit crusted utter.
Who the fuck does that
I don't even have an udder or a doggy wongy
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>>500124
I would rather hsg be filled with "sjws" tbh. as long as they're not the overtly crazy kind.uckling your shit crusted utter.
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petition to change the poop emotes code to :vfan:
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>>500121
wouldn't that count replies to you as well?
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>>500137
You realize he does that to trigger you right
No.500140
ae is to me what the roxykitten poster is to cletus
In an ideal world, ae, roxykitten poster, and cletus should also be banned.
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>>500140
nobody should be banned!
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>>500141
everybody should be banned
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>>500140
what does that even mean
why are you mean to me i love you
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*loves vfan*
*gets punished for it*
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>>500154
Aren't you into that too
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i miss when lanky and bane were bigger memes
i didn't appreciate them enough while they were here
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>>500155
only when its consensual roleplay
No.500160
*goes to donut shop*
yes hello i'll take that tasty lookin butthole right there in the middle thank you
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>>500159
You should worship me ae-kun~
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>>500161
is this tokyo ghoul
guess i missed the latest chapter release
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>>500156
Like fuck
What if this person used their power for good and not evil
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>>500161
lapis anons always suck
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>>500162
yes but this isn't the most recent chapter
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>>500162
>reading shitkyo ghay
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CAN YOU FEEL THE SUNSHINE
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>>500167
i like it so its good
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oh good they killed the fat guy
or at least attempted to, unless he's got magic regeneration too
No.500173
who was the poster who was always like
>"i want to eat out a girl's unclean butthole!"
and then he'd get super hyper-defensive when people called him a scat fetishist and said
>"no, no shit on her butthole! just dirty and uncleaned!"
and wouldn't accept that asshole filth is just doodoo particles
was that sponge
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>>500173
what if it's just sweat and built up dead skin
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>>500171
>sans dressed as a time mage
nice
now fuck off toby
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>>500174
young wesley and his doodoo... always causing a ruckus................
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>>500168
she's gonna get kidnapped and turned into a monster
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>>500167
manga good
anime bad
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>>500173
>was that sponge
yes!
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>>500167
the manga's pretty good
the first anime is pretty ok, though it adds in a lot of pointless small details that actually make it a lot dumber
avoid the second anime at all costs
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i (me) am gonna sleep now
ill be back dont worry
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>>500187
who the fuck are you
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stop posting spoilers, i'm reading the damn chapters as fast as i can
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>>500193
fatty's just some unimportant "tough guy"
he's probably not even dead and is gonna have some weird regeneration
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sponge i don't know if I can print a full color image on the school printer
if not i'll just do it next time i go home
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>>500195
fatty is the new mado
me likes fatty but i'm alwats gonna cheer for the ghoys
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>>500201
mado wasn't likeable but he was a better character than "hee hee creepy fat guy mask"
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>>500198
thank you ben! i love you ben!
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>>500212
I don't even care about the threads but I saw him post on the front page so I answered him.
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>>500214
>cuckchan
heck off
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>>500214
Hiroyuki seems like a cool guy tbh
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>>500218
yeah. he seems friendly but also a little out of his element, like prospector who bought a bunch of land he thought he could build a nice simple farm on and when he gets there it's in hell and he has to learn to appease the demon neighbors
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at first i thought she was wielding a bo-staff that had one side as a lightsaber blade and she was just gripping the laser without issue and got mad over nothing
fuck
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>>500240
That fucking stupid lightsaber still has me mad
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watch me whip my fleek nae nae
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fuck harrison ford
he's a cunt
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>>500240
so is the black guy gonna be Luke
is that why he appears to be in various scenarios that act as glaring references to Luke Skywalker
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>>500240
you know i think this movie will be alright for no other reason than they literally cannot afford for it not to be
Everything after will be trash though
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>>500257
>they literally cannot afford for it not to be
The prequels made a shit ton of money you think Disney cares
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>>500258
put it this way, they're not making 10000000 new star trek spin offs, they're just sticking the name on a few shitty films
They are making 10000000 new star wars films and associated merchandise and all sorts of shit. Every year, for a very long time.
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>>500214
also
die nigger die nigger die