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 No.500984[Last 50 Posts]

 No.500987

first for doing your damn dishes


 No.500988

praying for armageddon


 No.500989

File: 1445234115060.mp4 (6.48 MB, 640x360, 16:9, jewish gangs.mp4)


 No.500990

>>500982

this is the worst thing i've read in hsg

i hate you

i hope you get a brain tumor


 No.500991

File: 1445234303788.jpg (81.06 KB, 562x562, 1:1, image.jpg)

gonna get spat on soon... she said some of her tongue rings make her drool more... oh my... !


 No.500992

File: 1445234316533.jpg (17.98 KB, 208x154, 104:77, Boniface_IV.jpg)


 No.500993

>>500990

holy fucking shit


 No.500994

>>500990

I thought it had a happy ending...


 No.500995

>>500994

you are a blight on humanity


 No.500996

>>500995

I'm literally softly chuckling right now


 No.500997

>>500995

is that little mouse?


 No.500998

>>500997

no

its an even worse person


 No.500999


 No.501000

>>500997

Did the train vore her you stupid spic


 No.501001

>>500996

i hope you get aids


 No.501003

trains planes and vorephiles


 No.501004

>>501001

post the post history


 No.501005

LOTS AND LOTS OF VORES AND TRAINS


 No.501006

>>500999

Sponge tbh you're so genuine and candid

I hope sponge speak becomes an epic new meme

I slip into it almost every hecky day


 No.501007

>>501006

"becomes"


 No.501008

>>501005

it's 2 am don't make me laugh


 No.501009

vfan?


 No.501010

bane?


 No.501011

>>501007

i mean on the grand scale of the internet


 No.501012

>>501007

name off


 No.501013

>>501004

you can probably figure it out yourself, how many posters here would i say are worse than little mouse


 No.501014

>>501009

I really really want the jewess to see this

I wonder how many paragraphs her rant will be


 No.501015

>>501006

thank you! candid is a thing i try to be... if i can't literally live forever, i hope to live on in the form of various obnoxiously overused disgusting phrases and mannerisms


 No.501016

sponge's gnarly ass pubes


 No.501017

>>501016

why would i shave them if i'm hiding my dick from this entire planet

they aren't gnarly, i shampoo and condition them


 No.501018

>>501017

> i shampoo and condition them

what


 No.501019

File: 1445235125116.png (838.19 KB, 1500x1290, 50:43, lapis2.png)

>>500574

took a bit longer than expected, but here you go anon


 No.501020

File: 1445235146016.jpg (18.25 KB, 250x228, 125:114, 125114121111.jpg)

Shai'Hulud.


 No.501021

>>501017

> i shampoo and condition them

What

Just use soap

Pubes are so coarse that conditioning them is literally useless


 No.501022

>>501018

what?

sometimes it's made more efficient by me using my dad's girlfriend's weed shampoo to jerk off


 No.501023

>>501019

Oh my god that is such a cute lapis

I hope you enjoyed doing it


 No.501024

>>501019

!!!that's cute


 No.501025

coming soon:

barg barg 2: the spongening


 No.501026

>>501019

nice

are you gonna do anymore requests or should i go to sleep


 No.501027

File: 1445235265164.jpg (67.12 KB, 503x720, 503:720, 1.jpg)

goo nigh hsg

and a very special goo nigh to grant :^)


 No.501028

>>501027

blow your brains out, cletus


 No.501029

>>501025

neither hsg nor the cybersluts get to see my dick... i'm sorry anon... maybe once i'm ripped...


 No.501030


 No.501031

>>501023

i did, it feels like i haven't drawn in forever

>>501026

yeah i'll a quick sketch or two, nothing colored so it'll be fast, what do you got?


 No.501032

>>501031

can you draw zwid's dick please


 No.501033

>>501031

can you do something silly with mituna and hsg


 No.501034

File: 1445235497181.jpg (12.75 KB, 365x27, 365:27, history according to vfan.jpg)


 No.501035

i wish the hot jewish cyber slut (not vfan) stopped ignoring me

she had a very unique and epic mouth


 No.501036

>>501031

do a roxykitten


 No.501037

File: 1445235534980.jpg (18.13 KB, 210x159, 70:53, Boniface_II.jpg)


 No.501038

>>501031

draw

JOEY


 No.501039


 No.501040

File: 1445235695528.jpg (36.76 KB, 500x200, 5:2, image.jpg)


 No.501041

>>501031

pls dont do a roxykitten i know thats like a second request but


 No.501042

caliborn harassing jane over pictures of her mouth


 No.501043

wanna sleep but dark pop won't let me...


 No.501044

>>501042

this would be hilarious


 No.501045

moody the homestuck scholar


 No.501046

File: 1445236009363.png (9.48 KB, 429x250, 429:250, 1442277841250.png)


 No.501047

File: 1445236257254.jpg (35.29 KB, 599x401, 599:401, frawgs.jpg)

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally


 No.501048

>>501047

these frogs are so relatable


 No.501049

Pesky 8ee.


 No.501050

File: 1445236444245.gif (3.05 KB, 190x133, 10:7, roxykitten3.gif)

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


 No.501051

File: 1445237016786.png (213.01 KB, 763x722, 763:722, best day ever.png)


 No.501052

>>501051

that's adorable


 No.501053

its like 2012 in here


 No.501054

File: 1445237274180.png (28.92 KB, 225x272, 225:272, sleeping mitunabubbu.png)

>>501051

mituna is precious and i want to hug him


 No.501056

>>501051

oh my shut


 No.501057

The McRib Is Back


 No.501058

File: 1445237464751.png (544.21 KB, 797x1920, 797:1920, 1353794154063.png)

>>501053

if only...


 No.501059

File: 1445237792608.png (159.27 KB, 777x600, 259:200, roxy kitten.png)


 No.501060

>>501059

thank you


 No.501061

>>501059

reeeeee


 No.501062

File: 1445238315569.png (174.59 KB, 700x538, 350:269, roxykitten-frogscream.png)


 No.501063

>>501058

i actually drew here recently in a sketchbook


 No.501064


 No.501065


 No.501066

>tfw there was a hair in your butter

>tfw you cracked your egg wrong

>tfw you accidentally dumped in too much salt

this is the most ill-fated batch of cookie dough I will ever eat


 No.501067

File: 1445238679133.jpg (29.12 KB, 460x345, 4:3, 0.jpg)

>>501064

>>501063

consider my interest piqued


 No.501068

ugh


 No.501069

>>501064

do not disrespect relative-position-kin via erasure please and thank you uwu


 No.501070

botswana


 No.501071

>>501066

more like cookie dough-n't ever post here again


 No.501072

File: 1445238949236.jpg (90.63 KB, 800x1066, 400:533, junk sketches.jpg)

>>501067

found it


 No.501073

>>501071

back off from him


 No.501074

>>501072

that Mituna is so sassy

>>501071

Spacebar-kun, I'm flattered by your caliginous advances, but I don't see you that way


 No.501075

File: 1445239054541.jpg (16.67 KB, 208x156, 4:3, Bonifacius_I.jpg)


 No.501076

>>501072

I'm glad that after all these years you still show love to little Sahtii


 No.501077

i dislike this thread direction


 No.501079

File: 1445239569050.png (37.44 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1345519967635.png)

what's everyone listening to lately? I keep returning to Florence and the Machine and Lana Del Rey, but it's really been too long since I picked up any new artists


 No.501080

>>501079

shut up


 No.501081

>>501079

video games music?


 No.501082

>>501081

which vidya? I've never listened to BGM actively, but I really liked the soundtrack to at least the first two installments of the Golden Sun series


 No.501083

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>501079

not sure why but i've been hooked on this lately


 No.501084

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.501085

anal gore


 No.501086

>>501083

this is exactly my sort of shit honestly, I love whatever that synth sound is.

>>501084

this too. the opening makes me think of stuff off Daft Punk's Discovery. maybe that's an asinine comparison, I dunno


 No.501087

>>501082

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDG1rIz1S7k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUzOHkTLHWs

They are very different but i like them both and others musics from the ffxiv ost


 No.501088

File: 1445240609429.png (317.01 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 35bc202164ffd36902a6f880cf….png)


 No.501089

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Best The Knife song coming through


 No.501090

>>501088

wow this is actually more disconcerting than other raceswaps, christ


 No.501091

>>501089

ha! Heartbeats is good, although as of today I've heard two The Knife songs so I can't weigh in on it being the best one. I heard it playing at a random bowling alley once and was reminded that real people make playlists sometimes and occasionally get away with injecting weird shit into them

>>501087

listening to the first one. mainstream music needs more ululation tbh


 No.501092

does anyone have a link to that video where the guy flipped out because roxy's name had two syllables and it "broke the rules" of the kids naming convention

it was so fucking funny


 No.501093

>>501092

wasn't that 'you broke the rules' audio from something else though


 No.501094

>>501093

might have been, it was still funny as shit


 No.501095

>>501082

lately i've been listening to a lot of the undertale ost

specifically spider dance, bonetrousle, and dummy


 No.501096

also what was hsg's land in metastuck?


 No.501097

my head hoits

wanna pour water on me brain


 No.501098

>>501096

some random ass wikia for metastuck says land of glass and rubber


 No.501099

>>501096

Don't remember

there was dildos i think?

I think theres one art with all the lands


 No.501100

wanna drill holes in my skull and drain the pain fluids out


 No.501101

>>501100

dont drill holes into head

thats dead


 No.501102

>>501096

glass and rubber, right?


 No.501103


 No.501104

>>501102

sounds like a squeaky place


 No.501105

4:20 is such an awkward time to blaze it, optimum blazing hours are from 10:00PM to 2:00AM


 No.501106

>>501098

remember vriska and her glass rod


 No.501107

my sister had a big red glass dildo when she was a teenager


 No.501108

>>501107

how often did you used it


 No.501109

>>501108

2 big 4 me


 No.501110

it was pretty though

i'd get multicolored glass dildos as decorations tbh


 No.501111

>>501109

sounds like you didnt try hard enough, dude

where's that can do attitude


 No.501112

>>501111

thing was like half my torso at the time lol

it was a dildon't


 No.501113

>>501112

the human body is a lot more stretchy and durable than you give it credit for


 No.501114

File: 1445243864377.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.81 MB, 240x140, 12:7, JESUS.gif)

>>501112

that is no proper excuse


 No.501115

>>501112

hey, if she managed it, you can too


 No.501116

fun for the whole family!

..egh


 No.501117

can science explain why I keep reading Wikipedia articles about quantum mechanics despite having none of the background necessary to understand what I'm reading


 No.501118

>>501117

autism


 No.501119

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.501120

memento whori


 No.501121

>>501101

actually, drilling holes into one's skull was totally a thing back in the old days

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trepanning


 No.501122

I have this dull stabby-achey pain in my heart. not in the emotional way, in the "wait what does a heart attack feel like again?" way. I don't have the pain radiating down my arm and I feel fine otherwise so I'm gonna gamble on it not being a heart attack


 No.501124

>>501123

i would drop to my knees and start fellating you there and then


 No.501126

>>501123

hahaha fuck no


 No.501127

>>501020

Gesundheit.


 No.501128

>>501122

I get this all the time, it's fine. But also probably something a doctor should look at if it happens a lot.


 No.501129

also wow did I say i was going to sleep because I guess I can't atm, too busy cleaning my inbox and my room.

also I have to get up to pee in the middle of the night now which kind of sucks but whatever. Do people really have to do that a lot?


 No.501130

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>501129

my gf gets that all the time


 No.501131

File: 1445253753925.png (424.26 KB, 900x1067, 900:1067, Untitled.png)


 No.501132

>>501128

I do get minor chest pains a fair amount. I'll add that to the growing list of things to talk to my doc about next time I go in for a checkup...

>>501129

my mom does that a few times most nights. granted, she's older than you're likely to be given the demographics of HSG, but I think it's been lifelong for her. it's never been an issue for me, but I don't hydrate enough so that's probably unsurprising.


 No.501133

File: 1445253940656.jpg (44.08 KB, 800x800, 1:1, lrgHALMLD055_apple_teether….jpg)

>>501050

oh you have to give the baby a teething toy or else she's just going to be colicky.


 No.501134

Yeah it's hard to drink water all the time, but it's important.

Also dammit I am totes not reading these threads and replying to each roxy one because now it looks like I want you to teeth.

I kind of need to teeth tbh brb


 No.501135

>>501131

I respect people's right to headcanon Terezi as stacked, but the fan bodytype depiction that most aligns with my headcanon is Promstuck, which if I recall correctly described her as looking like several clotheshangers stuffed into her outfit


 No.501136

I was about to compliment her boobs. I guess my favorite part is the areola. And the fact that she doesn't seem to give a shit.

Those hips though...


 No.501137

File: 1445254368736.gif (30.61 KB, 115x115, 1:1, 1445191268733.gif)


 No.501138

File: 1445254396624.gif (3.68 MB, 500x281, 500:281, is-arrow-even-a-good-show-….gif)

I told myself I was only going to be online as long as this song played but it's an hour long remix so yeaaah, I'm going to try to sleep again.

TTYL HSG! Be good to each other.


 No.501139

>>501137

fuck off


 No.501140

File: 1445254491657.jpg (141.13 KB, 700x710, 70:71, 1314321707532.jpg)

this seems about right for my mental image of terezi


 No.501141

File: 1445254514400.gif (2.16 MB, 369x267, 123:89, 1438190937682.gif)

>>501139

make me


 No.501142

>i'm only going to be online as long as this song plays!

>http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html


 No.501143

reminder, kids: Trolls are nocturnal* because the sun is fucking hot on alternia

*except kanaya, who, by way of being a vampire expy, hangs out during the day


 No.501144

File: 1445256264061.png (173.01 KB, 1050x1500, 7:10, a0aa2706ba609b13b81e0fbb90….png)

this seems about right for my mental image of terezi


 No.501145

File: 1445256988317.png (104.62 KB, 1280x656, 80:41, tumblr_m74jb6mCN01rv8bozo1….png)

this seems about right for my mental image of terezi


 No.501146

File: 1445257114890.png (62.58 KB, 723x669, 241:223, 1436485817372.png)

1 egg or 2 egg, hsg?


 No.501147

>>501146

what if three egg


 No.501148

>>501146

one sideway egg


 No.501149

>>501146

scrambled with some cheese and veggies, please


 No.501150

>>501148

that's lopsided, though


 No.501151

>>501150

did he stutter?


 No.501152

im bored

im supposed to be doing schoolwork but thats gay


 No.501153

i listened to rap music once and now i hate school


 No.501154

>>501019

that's amazingly cute


 No.501155

I love Lapis so much


 No.501156

i fucking HATE LAPIS LAZULI


 No.501157

>>501146

1 eggykun


 No.501158

File: 1445260112356.png (636.51 KB, 572x845, 44:65, ClipboardImage.png)

egg...


 No.501159

i wish angel was still here

i want to talk to another artist about lineart and i don't know anybody on tumblr enough to discuss it with them


 No.501160

there's a certain kind of clothing item it should be illegal to sell singly. for instance, these shoes I'm wearing.

>laugh track

nah, what I mean is, they're brown... but I need a pair in navy and black, too. if it's stylish and doesn't call attention to itself, it should be sold as a set in brown, navy, and black so you can wear them with anything without looking sloppy because you mismatched your darks.


 No.501161

>>501159

paradoxjelli.tumblr.com


 No.501162

>>501160

just... buy shoes in those colours?

?????


 No.501163

>>501159

I'm an artist for a certain value of artist, do you need advice from someone better than you or do you just wanna talk about it with someone who will be able to follow the conversation? I can probably do the second.


 No.501164

>>501162

im pretty saltlick is on the spectrum


 No.501165

>>501163

mostly i just want to bitch

like, if you're okay with me upending a massive vat of artist angst over you so we can wallow in the same filth for a bit, sure

although advice would be nice


 No.501166

>>501162

do you know how hard it was to find these shoes in brown? difficult.

>>501164

I sort of understand why people say this when I talk about my interests, I do natter on a bit. I'm beginning to get the impression, though, that it's not as clear to other people when I'm being flippant as I think it is? I really rely on tone of voice and body language IRL and obviously that doesn't get across through text

>>501165

go ahead! if I happen to have useful knowledge to pass on I will. inking's hard for me, though, I do a lot better when I focus on form using blocks of value.


 No.501167

>>501166

it's just that i can't find a way that works for me

it has to be as neat as possible or i won't be happy, but to get it neat i have to zoom in super close to see anything and make the kind of small, precise strokes i want

but when i do that everything's super pixelated even when my resolution's at 300 dpi, and when i zoom out again it all looks daft anyway

i don't know what to do and it's so frustrating


 No.501168

>>501166

are you autistic


 No.501169

File: 1445261385301.jpg (223.89 KB, 500x600, 5:6, 1390878426970.jpg)


 No.501170

Oh god, I need to take a Peridot real bad, but I'm way to comf to move.


 No.501171

>>501170

i don't get the issue...?

just use your daipy!


 No.501172

>>501170

use a diaper


 No.501173

>>501167

Oh, man, I run into the zoom in-zoom out thing all the time. Especially doing studies from photos- I zoom in and everything looks right according to the photo, and then I zoom out and it's completely off from the rest of the drawing.

In theory, this is one of those problems you're supposed to be able to solve by drawing from the shoulder. Like, once you learn to move those muscles in the right way, you can make more precise strokes or something? I've never gotten the knack.


 No.501174

>>501173

yeah, me neither

everything gets so messy when i do it from the shoulder, i don't understand what it's supposed to accomplish


 No.501175

I DONT WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL

I WANT TO SLEEP


 No.501176

HSG, come get dinner, we're having poopies again tonight!


 No.501177

>>501175

maybe you'd want to go to school if you werent majoring in rock fucking


 No.501178

>>501176

peridots again?!


 No.501179

>>501177

rockfucking is the only class i want to go to, though

it's everything else i hate


 No.501180

>>501175

this but unironically


 No.501181

>>501179

what other shitty classes do you have


 No.501182

sponge is going to become a rockologist and find a poopydot gem


 No.501183

>>501181

anthropology, sociology, composition, and a college class. yes, a college class about college.


 No.501184

sponge spending his entire careering trying to convince the other geologists to recognize solidified vape juice as a type of crystal


 No.501185

>>501183

teach those guys in your sociology class about the black pill


 No.501186

me sick

me coughing up icky mucus


 No.501187

>>501183

>anthropology

why........................................


 No.501188

sponge doing regular human things make me uncomfortable because of how weird he is

hes just walking around out there, but no one knows the truth about that kid


 No.501189

File: 1445262617203.png (254.77 KB, 639x1033, 639:1033, https://41.media.tumblr.co….png)


 No.501190

>>501188

no one knows about his epicness...


 No.501191

>>501187

for anthropomorphizing rocks


 No.501192

*listens to homestuck music*


 No.501193

*dies*


 No.501194

>>501189

i kind of want to beat her up a little


 No.501195

>>501188

yeah he looks like some scumbag normie teen


 No.501196

>>501194

how about i beat you up instead


 No.501197

i want to bully peri's penis


 No.501198

baman and piderman but with peri and eri


 No.501199

>>501185

i want to, especially since that class is literally the epic blue pill

>>501187

it's epic! early hominids are epic...


 No.501200

>>501168

it's sort of an open question. I've got the sensory processing and executive function issues, but that could just be ADD. Certainly I'm passionate and informed about my interests, and that's why most people end up asking me that question. I don't really have the social deficits, hard though that may be to believe- by any conventional measure, my social awareness and social skills are above average- and my language development was normal. Like I said, I think I come off oddly over text.


 No.501201

>>501200

do you have autism


 No.501202

>>501194

what do you get from dirtying your hands with crap


 No.501203

>>501187

Why not it's cool

It's at least more useful than the billions of faggots taking psychology and art history


 No.501204

physics is the absolute most boring shit on this gay earth


 No.501205

>>501203

its not cool

its lame


 No.501206

>>501203

a large portion of the people i knew i high school went on to be psychology majors

they are all working retail now


 No.501207

people go into psychology expecting to instantly read people's minds and shit cause everyone's a sociopath


 No.501208

File: 1445263087523.jpg (95.04 KB, 600x600, 1:1, the old ones.jpg)

>>501205

No!

It's cool!


 No.501209

>>501208

i almost fell asleep just by looking at this lame image


 No.501210

i had a teacher who minored in psychology and he said it opened his mind and he started diagnosing everyone with mental illnesses


 No.501211

I hate psychologists


 No.501212

>>501206

like vfan lmao

>>501209

i'll put you to sleep...


 No.501213

diagnosing people with fetal alcohol syndrome can be really fun


 No.501214

>>501208

stonehenge is underwhelming in person

like you get all hyped up on the historical flavor and the mystery of it, and then you get there and yeah its just a bunch of rocks lying around kind of haphazardly

didn't help that some nigger stole my umbrella


 No.501215

me want more stevey uni!

me want more stevey uni NOW!!!


 No.501216

>>501214

Pictures have ruined famous landmarks

The White House is actually tiny. Imagine the white house and then shrink it by 50% that's how bit it is


 No.501217

>>501215

hiatus motherfucker


 No.501218

sponge when do you talk about steven universe in your rock class


 No.501219

spongeycuck spongeycuck!!!!


 No.501220

>>501175

my first class was cancelled

i called my friend to tell him and he decided not to come to class today because he felt sick


 No.501221

>new boss asks for volunteer to do Thing on the week I am taking off for vacation

>I could conceivably do Thing while on vacation, but it would be time consuming and stressful

do i try to impress the new big man

or do i enjoy my vaycay


 No.501222

>>501219

i'm not a cuck!!!

>>501218

i'm turning in stevey uni vore fanfiction for my final


 No.501223

I want sponge very much to be happy he's a nice little boy...

Sponge you should take it further with one (or maybe two B^) ) of your favorite mouthpic girls and love her


 No.501224

>>501221

do the laziest thing possible


 No.501225

>>501224

and so the time has come to not even respond to his email and pretend he never asked


 No.501226

>>501223

thank you anon! i just might... it doesn't help that i start to love people i jerk off too too much...


 No.501227

File: 1445264112762.jpg (183.63 KB, 600x872, 75:109, https://41.media.tumblr.co….jpg)


 No.501228

>>501226

please report back I am invested in your emotional relationships for my entertainment


 No.501229

>>501221

fuck the big man

i don't mean that literally


 No.501230

why are study spaces on this campus always so... open... I feel like I'm being watched all the time, it's distracting


 No.501231

if sponge doesn't get with carnie girl soon i'll have to make my move >:)


 No.501232

i miss college so goddamn much


 No.501233

i love you hsg


 No.501234

File: 1445264420860.png (760.24 KB, 1280x715, 256:143, 1443190561205.png)

how do we RESURRECT baneposting


 No.501235

>>501234

Bane is #20


 No.501236

>>501234

we need another plane crash


 No.501237

>>501228

if you really want me to blog about it more, i will. i'll have the house to myself this weekend...

>>501231

i've tried everything, anon! i might just have to keep texting her sad face emojis


 No.501238

i wish i'd been a better person at college

more sociable, more hardworking

don't make the same mistake i did


 No.501239

>>501236

how would we do it

those pesky airlines have everything secured so that nobody can crash a plane


 No.501240

>>501239

we get caught...


 No.501241

>>501232

me too : ( I mean, I still live here, but it's different and I feel creepy whenever I'm on campus unattended lmao


 No.501242

>>501239

No-- they did it with meme magic before

We can do it again if we meme hard enough


 No.501243

many many many ass

everybody touching ass

many many many ass

everybody touching ass


 No.501244

why do bisexuals think they are real


 No.501245

>>501244

i dunno

Ask "KILL THE MONOSEXUALS" anon


 No.501246

>>501244

because everybody needs to believe in themselves


 No.501247

off to vote for canadas future


 No.501248

File: 1445265068257.png (133.37 KB, 500x281, 500:281, ClipboardImage.png)

>>501244

I was under the impression they thought, therefore they were


 No.501249

Dreams logged: 1 (116)

Images saved: 20 (7)


 No.501250

>tfw no giant gf


 No.501251


 No.501252

i need to get my dad a birthday present but i only have $9


 No.501253

>>501252

give him a birthday suit


 No.501254

>>501252

blow him


 No.501255

>>501254

I did that last time and well, it didn't end up so well.


 No.501256

>>501255

this time stick a finger up his butt


 No.501257

>>501252

do you have any crafting skills? the materials for a scarf are pretty cheap if you don't need to buy needles


 No.501258

>>501257

scarves are for gays and my dad would not wear one


 No.501259

>>501258

men are so fucking weird


 No.501260

File: 1445266330990.png (27.42 KB, 500x400, 5:4, 1361027268493.png)

i really want to eat a roll kebab in my car tonight after charity work

mmmhhhmmh yes i'm gonna do that


 No.501261

>>501259

are you a woman


 No.501262

>>501261

the answer you're looking for is that I am a tranny


 No.501263

>>501252

buy a card


 No.501264

>>501263

i'd do just that but my sister probably got him something way better than that

i need to drive her gift into the fukken ground


 No.501265

>>501262

mtf or ftm


 No.501266


 No.501267

>>501266

L O N D O N

O

N

D

O

N


 No.501268

the drag queen found out she's trans

coincidence???


 No.501269

>>501264

add a nice speech in the card


 No.501270

>>501266

aren't they all


 No.501271

>>501267

I had to look that up. /fit/ is a real phenomenon


 No.501272

i'm posting in hsg from school... instead of typing the thing i ever should be typing... i'm typing this... mm...


 No.501273

>>501272

whoa..... epic post time....


 No.501274

>>501252

get him some burger king


 No.501275

>>501272

are you a senior


 No.501276

>>501275

i'm a freshman in "college"

i wish i was still a senior...


 No.501277

can someone give me sixty dollars for video games


 No.501278

highschool!hsg


 No.501279

>>501277

why are you spending 60 whole dollars on a videogame


 No.501280

>>501279

because i want to play it


 No.501281

>>501278

vfan would totally be that skanky girl in the back corner


 No.501282

some of you are alright. dont come to hsg high tomorrow.


 No.501283

>>501278

that could be fun, like the HSG mansion, by which I mean hilarious and faintly depressing


 No.501284

would spongelord be that snooty popular kid who bullied everyone but they still loved him


 No.501285

and then he fucking took your lunch and i told him to give it back but he just laughed and so did his friends fuck you jeffery youre a fag


 No.501286

camp hsg


 No.501287

>>501284

no, spongelord is the guy who vapes


 No.501288

>>501282

everyone in hsg high is a potential school shooter though


 No.501289

...


 No.501290

who would be the annoying weeb


 No.501291


 No.501292

>>501290

megane


 No.501293

I would unironically go to a HSG high school

>Shitposting class

>Drawfagging class

>Writefagging class

>Homestuck, Undertale, and SU being elective classes


 No.501294


 No.501295

File: 1445267711716.png (29.14 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1343111513524.png)

>>501288

it's really jarring to see someone posting this in a space I frequent, but I'm going to deal with it the same way I deal with all the other cues that I should stop using imageboards, which is by ignoring it


 No.501296

what were you like in highschool

i was that kid people would constantly ask if i ever talked


 No.501297

I would unironically go to a HSG high school

>Shitposting class

>Drawfagging class

>Writefagging class

>Homestuck, Undertale, and SU being elective classes


 No.501298

>>501296

that one


 No.501299

>>501296

yeah me too


 No.501300

>>501296

second-tier friend in the second-tier popular clique and top-tier friend in the small cluster of out queermos


 No.501301

>>501293

No the Homestuck class is gone because of budget cuts


 No.501302

aspie would be the annoying exchange student nobody wants around


 No.501303

>>501296

that regular student that almost everyone didn't have a strong opinion of


 No.501304

>>501296

the snoozer

the skipper

the smoker(of weed, dude)


 No.501305

>>501302

ae is one of those creepy arabian guys at bars that annoys the fuck out of all the girls


 No.501306

In today's news, another school shooting at HSG High. Some are asking if it's even worth keeping the school around. Especially with their questionable "Homestuck" oriented courses.


 No.501307

>>501296

The class clown that everyone either loved or hated


 No.501308

>>501296

they thought i would become the guy from into the wild


 No.501309

what would our school mascot be


 No.501310


 No.501311

>>501309

pupper

barg barg


 No.501312

dot

more like

fag


 No.501313

>>501308

that was a good movie


 No.501314

>>501305

just the one


 No.501315

>>501312

yes

>>501314

all of them, combined


 No.501316

>>501313

reeeeee read the book reeeeeeee


 No.501317

>>501313

i never watched into the wild actually

but i watched something with a similar name that was a about an old feller in alaska who built himself a cabin out of scratch and it was really peaceful


 No.501318

>>501317

stop pls


 No.501319

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.501320

*wwalks into thread*


 No.501321

i only smoke anime weed


 No.501322

why would you move to the alaskan wilderness... can you even grow weed there?


 No.501323

>>501320

woah, dude, are you okay? you hit your head on that thread pretty hard


 No.501324

i wanna live somewhere where i can see the northern lights someday


 No.501325

>>501324

no you don't


 No.501326

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

this was it

dude makes it all looks so easy


 No.501327

Our fate rest upon you... Joey! Stay determined...


 No.501328

>>501325

not permanently but I'de like to spend the occasional season in some barren winter wonderland


 No.501329

*happy whale sounds*


 No.501330

>>501324

college professors don't generally get to pick where they live with any great deal of freedom, but if I had my druthers I'd live somewhere sunny and no cooler than maybe 55 year-round.


 No.501331

>>501330

yeah I also wanna live somewhere warm where i can swim in crystal clear tropical waters

and take up surfing!!


 No.501332

File: 1445268876081.jpg (43.26 KB, 620x349, 620:349, image_300393_16x9_620.jpg)


 No.501333

gaijingoomba here


 No.501334

>>501332

that whale doesn't seem very happy


 No.501335

>>501296

i was definitely a Weird Kid but i was also pretty socially competent and so most people liked me

my school was kinda odd in that there wasn't really a traditional social hierarchy, and really the fucking bandos were the kings of popularity more than anything, so my being weird didn't stop me from getting invited to a lot of parties and shit

i skipped a lot, at least once or twice a week, but teachers loved me so they never called me out on it, and by my senior year some people were really angry at me for the perceived favoritism

i think it was good it ended when it did, i could kinda feel the tides changing.


 No.501336

would you fuck a ftm or a mtf


 No.501337

>>501335

> i was also pretty socially competent and so most people liked me

mhmm


 No.501338

>>501336

umm.... no? theyre freaks -_-


 No.501339

a fish making love to a lizard


 No.501340

I'd like to live in a big city with a good public transit system, preferably one where I could buy something like a year or season pass and ride whatever the transportation mode is without having to worry about paying by use

I just hate driving, and also paying piecemeal for something I'm gonna be using constantly


 No.501341

>>501340

get a blog for cuck's sake


 No.501342

File: 1445269300683.png (353.37 KB, 500x690, 50:69, 758-35156.png)

>>501336

sure, as long as it didn't try to wrangle me into a relationship. i see it the one time and never again.


 No.501343

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.501344

>>501336

id date a mtf maybe they'd be able to make me pretty


 No.501345

a mtf isnt actually a girl...


 No.501346

vfan life when


 No.501347

>>501337

i'm not saying i was a smooth-talking silver-tongued social butterfly, i mean in comparison to other Weird Kids in highschool. a lot of people end up in that category because they're not well adjusted socially and have trouble having a conversation in real time, not being able to think of what to say quickly enough and slurring their words and all. it's a rough place to be.

but luckily i could talk like a fairly average human being, and so i was pretty well accepted.


 No.501348

File: 1445269569280.png (2.58 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 1429982729519.png)


 No.501349

>>501343

from the thumbnail i thought this was some kind of beta buck guy music video and i got super excited...


 No.501350

>>501347

In my school the "weird" kids were marked arbitrarily and were only weird because everybody thought they were


 No.501351

>>501349

ahh sorry, I've never actually watched that video which is weird? probably because the production values are kinda bad, I don't sit down and watch music videos unless the visual quality grabs my attention


 No.501352

>>501341

What is this "cuck" obsession? Is this another inside joke HSG has concocted to make themselves more unique again. Why do memes even present a scent of exclusivity to them anyway? Oh well, maybe we'll never know.

I do not have any interest in getting a blog. HSG is my blog and you are all my gracious followers.


 No.501353

skool

(invader zim reference lol)


 No.501354

>>501352

cuck is a big meme


 No.501355

>>501352

it's scattered across every board here, it's pretty much a staple of chans now. something to do with a big halfchan event.


 No.501356

>>501352

filtered


 No.501357

>>501352

uh, yikes

okay, well, if anyone remembers my blog and has a burning need to know if a post was me, feel free to ask me there, I'm out


 No.501358

hey i'm grump


 No.501359

>>501352

cuck became a meme like last year or something when people thought moot was dating a girl he was in a picture with, and then that girl was in a picture with another guy

or something


 No.501360

and im dump


 No.501361

>>501358

are jon and arin still friends


 No.501362

>>501359

No you dumbass Anthony Burch


 No.501363

>>501361

no

jon died


 No.501364

RIP jon

forever trapped in space


 No.501365

can anthony burch be saved

i mean he at least admits shoving his politics into his games is detrimental to the game's quality, we just need to convince him that is bad


 No.501366

>>501361

hopefully not

egoraptor hasn't done anything relevant in literal years, at least jon still makes semi-frequent videos


 No.501367

>>501366

but egoraptor makes a new video every day


 No.501368

>>501365

each night i pray he'll have nothing to do with Borderlands 3

yet i still want ashley burch in it because of tina

hopefully anthony will get his shit together by then and stop being a politics-pushing cocksock


 No.501369

>>501368

>liking tiny "teh spork of DOOOOM" tina


 No.501370

Thank god that trannies only exist on the internet and not IRL


 No.501371

>>501367

Yea but when's the last time he put out anything that was relevant? Or at least not shit?


 No.501372

teh spork of doom never ceases to make me laugh


 No.501373

>>501368

cuckthony burch isn't going anywhere son


 No.501374

game grumps is relevant


 No.501375

>>501371

Yeah he just puts out obnoxious videos that aren't even animated by him


 No.501376

>>501369

>>501372

i haven't played the presequel yet

pls no bully


 No.501377

what if

game trumps


 No.501378

hey i'm trump

[sander] : and i'm not so trump!


 No.501379

The only funny youtuber left who even makes an attempt at a release schedule is dunkey


 No.501380

File: 1445270666525.png (113.75 KB, 475x475, 1:1, 282_f2.png)

would you a gardevoir


 No.501381

>>501380

if i was13 maybe


 No.501382

pokrfuckers depart


 No.501383

>>501380

Look at her curving tits

Women from Tahiti have those


 No.501384

>>501380

how does one a gardevoir


 No.501385

>>501380

where did it get that duck beak from and why is it in its chest


 No.501386

>>501380

i would totally train a gardevoir


 No.501387

>>501379

You don't need a release schedule.

I mean it'd be nice to have constant shit from a person you like but not everyone has that mindset.

Star talked for a while about how he doesn't like to make a lot of "low-effort" videos for people to watch because he himself wouldn't want to watch them, and if someone came to his channel he would want them to see only "good" videos.


 No.501388

File: 1445270821842.png (112.8 KB, 600x519, 200:173, 603201.png)


 No.501389

>>501336

absolutely not >:)


 No.501390

more like gardepoo


 No.501391

what is the big dealeroonie for wanted to marry and fuck a gardevoir

they're almost human enough


 No.501392

>>501391

this but with monkeys


 No.501393

File: 1445271100126.jpg (35.19 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 35636436346.jpg)

>>501380

Stop sexualizing Gardevoir you motherf*ckers


 No.501394

>>501391

this but with minions


 No.501395

>>501391

iirc they were the first poke that was that human

They're gen 3 and I can't remember any from gen 1 and 2 offhand.


 No.501396

>>501391

this but with your mom


 No.501397


 No.501398

File: 1445271263248.png (42.4 KB, 183x200, 183:200, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.501399

>>501395

Jynx is a literal black woman


 No.501400

how about

male gardevoir


 No.501401


 No.501402

>>501396

aw shiy


 No.501403

>>501393

start sexualizing sylveons


 No.501404

>>501397

>>501398

>>501399

niggers aren't human


 No.501405

>>501395

>>501397

also hypno and the machop line


 No.501406

>>501404

Neither is Gardevoir

You said human- like


 No.501407

>>501404

May I screencap this my fellow gemtlemen? For teh lulz of course.


 No.501408

File: 1445271362323.png (58.25 KB, 250x250, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

what the hecky makes this thing human-like


 No.501409

>>501405

hitmonchan and hitmonlee


 No.501410

>>501409

hitmonlee is a chicken nugget with legs


 No.501411

>>501408

just look at that ass....


 No.501412

>>501408

the nose


 No.501413

File: 1445271419725.png (46.33 KB, 200x200, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.501414

>>501413

Why is a shiny umbreon watching a tree


 No.501415

>>501408

"Do you need anything else Master? M-Maybe my butt? Would you like my asshole Master?"


 No.501416

File: 1445271478921.jpg (26.57 KB, 599x337, 599:337, abcg7.jpg)


 No.501417

>>501414

it's a broccoli dumbass


 No.501418

>>501406

gardevoir is like a human

jynx is like a nigger

human =/= niggers


 No.501419

>>501416

trigga'd nigga detected


 No.501420

File: 1445271554821.png (4.22 MB, 4341x1957, 4341:1957, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.501421

*lights moonman signal*


 No.501422

>>501398

>>501397

>>501399

>>501405

which is why I said "was that human"

Jynx maybe, but I'd say that's way too cartoony.


 No.501423


 No.501424

File: 1445271654597.jpg (46.8 KB, 558x707, 558:707, pre8D43.jpg)


 No.501425

File: 1445271680509.png (283.71 KB, 736x560, 46:35, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.501426

>>501424

he's right though


 No.501427

Yeah Mr. Mime too

And Hitmonchan


 No.501428

File: 1445271749265.png (712.39 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 1553824 - Gardevoir Porkym….png)

Are you saying you won't fuck this?


 No.501429

>>501420

that image has too many megabytes for just depicting overweight gardevoirs


 No.501430

>>501428

delete this then yourself


 No.501431

>>501428

I'd fuck a hole in a wall.


 No.501432

>>501428

I'm saying I'll kill you


 No.501433

>>501428

where da butthole


 No.501434

>>501428

I'm gay, so yes.


 No.501435

>talking about pokermen

you know, sometimes i forget hsg has terrible taste in everything


 No.501436

Ate a burrit

i can feel my stomach churning out what's gonna be a monster mondo shit


 No.501437

>>501433

they're not Digimon

Pokemon dont poop


 No.501438

>>501435

pokemon is good...................................................................................... fag


 No.501439

>>501435

what would you rather talk about mr. my taste is perfect


 No.501440

File: 1445272223307.png (153.44 KB, 916x740, 229:185, 1444085235285-2.jpg.png)

>>501439

skinwalker stories


 No.501441

File: 1445272229044.png (191.58 KB, 457x689, 457:689, 1551648 - Doc_Rosco Gardev….png)

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who wouldn't want to pleasure their gardevoir

don't you care about her?


 No.501442

i think i'll still buy the next pokemon game, if i don't need to get another handheld for it

i just need to not see the whole dex before getting it this time, so i don't have time to be soured on their designs by /vp/


 No.501443

>>501439

he'd rather talk about vfan


 No.501444

>>501441

she's going in the day care with a ditto until she produces a shiny


 No.501445

>>501442

i have never and probably will never play a pokemon videogame

hate me


 No.501446

>>501441

hidden

reported


 No.501447

>>501441

i would want to pleasure people as a gardevoir

i mean i'd prefer to just be a girl but


 No.501448

>>501446

teleported


 No.501449

>>501445

why would i hate you for that


 No.501450

>>501447

Ben...


 No.501451

>>501449

i don't know, why would you?


 No.501452

you could talk to a monotonous robot and get the same effect of talking to ben


 No.501453

>>501438

lol nah

>>501443

how did you know!!!


 No.501454

File: 1445272474221.gif (1022.69 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1359702077829.gif)

>>501445

>i have never and probably will never play a pokemon videogame

i'm gonna send you my old GameBoy and a Pokemon Red cartridge for Gristmas


 No.501455

>>501451

i don't know either

it seems like we both agree that would be a rather silly thing to do


 No.501456


 No.501457

>>501454

emulators and roms exist........

also

>pokemon red


 No.501458

>>501454

>gristmas

>in today's hsg

ha ha ha ha

HA HA HA HA HA HA


 No.501459

why isn't that fag banned yet


 No.501460

>>501459

hehe :3


 No.501461

if gristmas anon doesn't show up by nov 1st i'm just making a google form for people to fill out


 No.501462

>>501461

pls dont

gristmas anon is experienced and knows what hes doing


 No.501463

>>501462

and i'm not?


 No.501464

>>501461

>>501462

who's gristmas anon?


 No.501465

>>501464

put your trip on


 No.501466

>>501464

the anon who arranged gristmas

duh


 No.501467

>>501465

how do i do that?


 No.501468

>>501463

no

unless you have experience with this and also have extra money to help people with shipping stuff


 No.501469

>>501468

fuck off to farts


 No.501470

can someone post the gristmas tumblr vlog


 No.501471

>>501469

mad my little peasant bitch? :)


 No.501472

would you really sent somebody a present knowing that you might be giving wesley or sponge or vfan something cool

could you live with yourself


 No.501473

i'll run gristmas so i can disqualify shitto


 No.501474

>>501461

if he's still interested in it he's prob gonna ask for HSG's new home in a 4/co/ thread

>>501470

http://gristmasgiftexchange.tumblr.com/


 No.501475

>>501473

im already disqualified for scamming people out of stuff anyway


 No.501476

File: 1445273048639.png (858 B, 336x336, 1:1, KboVN6m.png)

>>501474

>HSG's new home


 No.501477

>>501476

here, doofus


 No.501478


 No.501479

>>501477

he's been here...


 No.501480

>>501478

its a dog eat dog world >:3


 No.501481

>>501479

no?

he's been on dumbgarbage, but not 8chan


 No.501482

>>501481

we got here around christmas, he was here since there were so many problems with unreceived gifts

fuck off trying to talk about things you can't even remember


 No.501483

>>501481

oh yeah that's right

does he have a main email so we can ask him if he's up for another gristmas


 No.501484

in order to make myself fart, i punch my butthole


 No.501485

can you compress farts


 No.501486

I can't wait for gristmas.


 No.501487

>>501485

you can compress anything except diamond


 No.501488

should there even be another gristmas

do we really trust ourselves to do it again


 No.501489

>>501488

shut up


 No.501490

I wonder if roxy anon is still here


 No.501491

>>501487

you can compress diamond. it just takes effort.


 No.501492

can i send anons sealed farts


 No.501493

>>501492

please. beats whatpumpkin merch.


 No.501494

hel

p


 No.501495

>>501472

or worse yet

cousinfucker or asspee


 No.501496

>>501472

well we know their general location

if someone gets "middle of nowhere, middle east" just make sure to print out that picture of "vfan"


 No.501497

>>501495

speaking of whihc, why have none of the obnoxious name/tripfags been around this thread? it's only been sponge and maybe a couple others


 No.501498

hel

lo


 No.501499

>>501472

i'd be ok for wes or sponge actually


 No.501500

>>501492

I'll take it


 No.501501

>>501497

they have, they're just not using their trips


 No.501502

hel

lstrider


 No.501503

i

i have to go


 No.501504

when is wouter comin back?


 No.501505

does this mean i need a tune up and a change

of

oil


 No.501506

Total posts: 515.

Anonymous: 381, ≈74% of total posts.

Saltlick: 37, ≈7% of total posts.

dot: 33, ≈6% of total posts.

Spongelord !NERDfx2FtI: 20, ≈4% of total posts.

Angel !!98lrTtk0EU (flag: SU: Pearl): 11, ≈2% of total posts.

Anonymous (flag: Dragon Ball (4 star)): 11, ≈2% of total posts.

Anonymous (flag: SU: Lapis): 8, ≈2% of total posts.

BrokenSpacebar !aUtiSmatss: 6, ≈1% of total posts.

XLR !KOaMEGASp.: 4, ≈1% of total posts.

Æ: 2, ≈0% of total posts.

dot !eJGMluICtc: 1, ≈0% of total posts.


 No.501507

>>501505

oil up


 No.501508

>>501506

Angel was here and I missed it,

FUCK.


 No.501509

wes deserves an epic new vape...


 No.501510

>>501508

and she did requests too :)


 No.501511

>>501509

I meant sponge

what the fuck


 No.501512

File: 1445274151487.png (335.13 KB, 600x859, 600:859, 1381163489765.png)


 No.501513

the vapes of wrath


 No.501514

File: 1445274229810.png (13.69 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.501515

>>501509

>>501511

>sponge mentioned vapes earlier in the thread

>fuggit, i'll go look for a vape

>found it

>what the fuck is all this electrical engineering shit

>been reading and being slightly less confused each sentence for almost two hours


 No.501516

>>501515

vape board goddamnit


 No.501517

File: 1445274292174.jpg (16.6 KB, 680x280, 17:7, 1415066192542.jpg)


 No.501518

>>501514

no this is hsg


 No.501519

File: 1445274391075.png (11.4 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.501520

>>501515

vape is just e cigs isn't it


 No.501521

>>501519

hell doesn't have dank memes


 No.501522

File: 1445274547081.png (12 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.501523

>dad gives me his old phone

>first site in the browser is a porn site

uuuuuhhhhhHHHHHHHH


 No.501524

>>501523

What does he look at

Cucking?

Interracial?


 No.501525

>>501523

check the history, what did he search?


 No.501526

>>501523

what kind of porn does he watch

i bet its weird teen shit


 No.501527

>>501523

how many time do you think the first thing he's done after a good phone-jo sesh is reach for that phone with his cummy hand


 No.501528

living that vfan life


 No.501529

>>501524

>>501525

>>501526

i do not want to know, thank you


 No.501530

>>501528

im jelly fo real fam tbh


 No.501531

I've gone through my dad's history before


 No.501532

>>501529

>not wanting to know what your dad is jackin it to


 No.501533

>>501529

i bet $10 that "lesbian scat" shows up


 No.501534

they found my TF fics...


 No.501535

>>501534

share with the class, anon


 No.501536

>>501531

like

time travel


 No.501537

>>501534

team fortress...?


 No.501538

i accidentally found my moms dildo once

i bet she masturbates to her boyfriend like some vanilla bitch


 No.501539

>>501536

totally


 No.501540

>>501534

titty-fucking?


 No.501541

>>501538

did you put it in your mouth


 No.501542

grumpy dumpies


 No.501543

there is literally nothing wrong with fucking a nipple


 No.501544

what if your dad faps to nudestuck


 No.501545

when my family first got dial up back in the late 90s, my dad went on a redhead porn site, and when my mom found the site in the browser history and got mad about it, he blamed it on me and my brother

never forgive


 No.501546


 No.501547

>>501544

*thumbs up*


 No.501548

homecuck


 No.501549

homebuck


 No.501550

how do we get eggman to join hsg


 No.501551

my dad had a friend who would constantly watch porn and downloaded fucking TONS of the stuff

i remember play club penguin but i accidentally closed the window and didnt know how to open it back up so i just started clicking things and was instantly bombarded with tiddies


 No.501552

>>501550

we'll need the chaos emeralds


 No.501553

>>501550

how do we know he's not posting here already


 No.501554

>>501553

if he had dropped his profound knowledge on us, things would be different around here...


 No.501555

the first time i watched porn i didnt know what to do with my boner

i just watched it until my dick hurt


 No.501556

>>501555

but why did it hurt


 No.501557

>>501555

when i was young i read a bunch of hentai mangas but i never watched video porn

consequently

i thought sex was just sticking your dick in a girl and waiting to orgasm. like, i didn't get there was movement involved, like thrusting. i thought the movement lines were, like, action lines, showing how intense and good it felt for the dick to sit there in her vagina doing nothing


 No.501558

>>501472

>always being compared to vfan

why am i treated as literal scum

was my behavior in here really that bad


 No.501559

>>501556

because my wiener was hard against my pants


 No.501560

>>501557

that would be hilarious


 No.501561

>>501560

>would

that was not a hypothetical scenario anon

that was my life


 No.501562

petition to change the words penis, dick, cock, and any other variations to weenie


 No.501563

>>501557

hahaha


 No.501564

>>501561

no I mean

if sex was just standing there and the japs just drew those action lines to show how intense it was


 No.501565

>>501562

this but unironically


 No.501566

*school intercom comes on*

... beta buck... beta CUCK

*shuts off*


 No.501567

>>501555

my older brother was watching some anime that involves two girls fucking around with a guy in a hospital bed (sexually). he didn't know i was also watching it and i remember getting really erect and not knowing what to do

i kept thinking the skin on my erection was gonna break open


 No.501568

*school intercom comes on*

IN THIS WORLD THERE IS NO

PLACE FOR WEAKLINGS LIKE YOU

*principal wrestles mic away before i can sing the next verse*


 No.501569

anybody else hate ass slime


 No.501570

i've got this 25 dollar gift card, what should i spend it on


 No.501571

>>501569

yeah, its the w-ARSE-t!!!


 No.501572

>>501570

five 5 dollar gift cards


 No.501573

>>501570

bitcoins


 No.501574

i wonder if that anon with bluebutt is ok


 No.501575

>>501568

im glad your principal knows wwretched wwaltz is the only good song on that album


 No.501576

>>501575

i could shit miles of rage snake to choke you to death


 No.501577

File: 1445277413534.png (596.99 KB, 888x888, 1:1, 886821 - Homestuck MS_Pain….png)

8lue 8utt


 No.501578

i need feminism because women being in charge is my fetish and the thought of living in a matriarchy gives me an election


 No.501579

>>501577

this is gay


 No.501580

File: 1445278099164.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.21 MB, 500x280, 25:14, 1445275529165[1].gif)

me rn


 No.501581

>>501577

that butt is grey though


 No.501582

blue butthole


 No.501583

Oh wow I remembered Angel to be better than this at drawing


 No.501584

File: 1445278358464.png (Spoiler Image, 904.55 KB, 1217x807, 1217:807, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.501585

these pretzels are making me thirsty


 No.501587

>>501583

Fuck off


 No.501588

I've gotten so fat it makes me so sad.

I used to be able to run 5 miles without being winded. Now i can't run a mile with sucking air


 No.501589

>>501587

It's true, then again they were just quick sketches


 No.501590

>>501588

put a sock in it porky


 No.501591

>you'll never spank vriska blue


 No.501592

>>501590

Ill put a pizza in it instead


 No.501593

You will never have Terezi tongue your asshole


 No.501594

>you will never have equius hold you in his powerful sweat arms


 No.501595

>>501583

the lapis one looks pretty good, mate


 No.501596

>>501591

>you will never lick the blood of vriska's fangs after she harshly bites and pulls at your lips

siiiiiiiiiiigh


 No.501597

i just realized my next birthday is my 23rd

i should have a party or something and put fnord on things


 No.501598

>you will never watch romcoms with karkat as the both of you snuggle under the blankets like faggots


 No.501599

>>501167

>300dpi

>implying that makes your drawing bigger on screen

I'm very late but whoever told you using 300dpi was a good idea is literally retarded


 No.501600

>>501595

Yeah that one does


 No.501601

>you will never have a sick rap battle with Dave


 No.501602

>you will never shoot nepeta in the face


 No.501603

>>501601

what year is this post from


 No.501604

>>501600

well that's the only one that isn't a sketch you chucklefuck


 No.501605

>>501083

this is gross avante garde garbage


 No.501606


 No.501607

>>501596

im glad i didnt filter you cause now i have a boner


 No.501608

>you will never be the love interest to aradia's indiana jones


 No.501609

homestuck made me a sucker for 'choir' chanting on top of guitar riffs


 No.501610

>>501604

Except the content is shit because it's SU


 No.501611

>>501610

fuck off


 No.501612

>you will never have eridan be your girlfriend for tonight


 No.501613

die steven universe cucks DIE


 No.501614

>you will never cuck karkat with terezi


 No.501615

>you will never cuck terezi with karkat


 No.501616

>you will never carry peridot over your shoulders


 No.501617

>>501616

gross, I don't want poop on my shoulders


 No.501618

>you will never put peridot in a stone cold stunner


 No.501619

>you will never eat get high with gamzee and then go clubbing with nepeta


 No.501620

>you will never flush peridot


 No.501621


 No.501622

>you will never stick all of the anons who called peridot poop in a furnace

>you will never cuddle with peridot's small body while comforting her


 No.501623

File: 1445280203194.png (13.29 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.501624

>>501622

it's always gotta be the small body, eh wes


 No.501625

>you will never even touch peridot


 No.501626

>>501624

laying down with limb enhancers would probably be uncomfortable for her


 No.501627

>>501623

Step 1. Get a gun

Step 2. put it to your head

Step 3. put it down

Step 4. do a dance

Step 5. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


 No.501628

*touches a stone*

I'm touching peridot in lewd places


 No.501629

File: 1445280326537.png (12.22 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.501630

I wonder if any vorefags have swallowed their favorite gemstones yet


 No.501631

>>501629

There's a reset button on your liver. You can access it through a special port in your colon.


 No.501632

shut up phantos


 No.501633

mfw 0 vfan posts in this thread


 No.501634

File: 1445280511207.png (13.16 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.501635

File: 1445280572572.png (7.86 KB, 384x239, 384:239, gnow5.png)


 No.501636

whats your favorite dril meme hsg


 No.501637

squadallahu ackbar!


 No.501638

>>501634

So you want to shove your hand up there to you reach a turn in your colon. Then you want to take that turn and go right until you reach the second turn. If you reach a sphincter you've gone too far.

Anyway you want to feel around on the ceiling of your intestines until you find a small hole. Press hard for about 15 seconds and your life should reboot. If it feels like your liver is failing, that means it's working

If you're not flexible enough to reach that far up there, you may want to get your mom's help with it


 No.501639

File: 1445280865126.png (12.46 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.501640

>>501639

what if peridot reformed inside joey


 No.501641


 No.501642

>>501636

"hey buddy, they won't even let ME fuck it"


 No.501643

reading totalbiscuit's tweets about his cancer is depressing


 No.501644

Eat shit, Joey!!


 No.501646

>>501643

anon...


 No.501647

>>501636

devilishly racist


 No.501648

File: 1445281276955.png (741.04 KB, 1024x584, 128:73, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.501649

>>501648

me on the right


 No.501650

>>501639

this gave me a boner


 No.501651

File: 1445281448198.png (708.39 KB, 1133x1669, 1133:1669, https://40.media.tumblr.co….png)

>waifu/gamzee

wew


 No.501652

File: 1445281508793.png (20.48 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.501653

File: 1445281524107.png (49.5 KB, 653x679, 653:679, ClipboardImage.png)

remember homestuck

i miss homestuck

i really do


 No.501654

File: 1445281529208.png (54.48 KB, 753x500, 753:500, ClipboardImage.png)

oh right

about gems...


 No.501655

>>501651

would rest my head on waifu boobs


 No.501656

>>501651

why is jane black?


 No.501657

>>501656

it's waifu


 No.501658

>>501656

it's waifuanon


 No.501659

File: 1445281565956.png (10.96 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.501660

File: 1445281586951.jpg (186.97 KB, 800x600, 4:3, tasty_clods_by_goldy__gry-….jpg)


 No.501661

File: 1445281591139.png (12.2 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.501662

>>501653

Homestuck is shit


 No.501663

File: 1445281660522.png (13.26 KB, 860x360, 43:18, Untitled.png)


 No.501664

File: 1445281679767.png (9.25 KB, 499x250, 499:250, Oekaki.png)


 No.501665

^^^^^ but for you


 No.501666

FUCK


 No.501667

>>501653

wanna read through it together?

one page each.

post vocaroo


 No.501668

>>501667

id do it


 No.501669

>>501639

> you will never be in joey's mouth


 No.501670

File: 1445281898238.gif (15.86 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 00001.gif)


 No.501671

>>501654

i feel so bad for the guy who draws this

i thought he just had some kind of weird, probably sexual fixation on crystals and hospitals, but then it turns out he has a friend in real life who is dying in a hospital and the crystals are some weird coping mechanism or something


 No.501672

File: 1445281923439.png (19.24 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.501673

File: 1445281984344.png (1.42 MB, 1038x1155, 346:385, ClipboardImage.png)

birb


 No.501674

>>501672

man this is hot


 No.501675

File: 1445282034887.gif (24.46 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 00002.gif)


 No.501676

>>501672

thank you based joey...


 No.501677

File: 1445282179389.png (31.82 KB, 1076x844, 269:211, 1359727275524.png)


 No.501678

File: 1445282191921.png (6.8 KB, 500x250, 2:1, 1433457926980.png)


 No.501679

fuck my mic is not working


 No.501680

>>501678

delete this


 No.501681

>>501675

Im gonna redo this one. I fucked it up

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rVMCBrL9O3


 No.501682

>#boycottstarwars is a thing

oh boy


 No.501683


 No.501684

>>501682

who's doing it, terrible nerds or terrible feminists


 No.501685

>>501682

is it mras or sjws


 No.501686

>>501684

it's because of the black stormtrooper guy so...


 No.501687

>>501686

we already had a black people in star was, what's the big deal


 No.501688

>>501672

do earth now


 No.501689

>>501686

is he actually a stormtrooper? I thought it was gonna be "he's one of the good guys dressed as a storm trooper because REMEMBER THE OLD MOVIES?"

It's really dumb because all of them are the clone of that one guy, but who the fuck cares.


 No.501690

>>501687

I think the backlash is more related to a quote by the director.

Some kind of variation of "I looked at the original cast and saw too many white people and I knew I had to fix that"


 No.501691

File: 1445282769588.jpg (1.15 MB, 1195x1920, 239:384, tumblr_ntyquwGD751rtv4mso1….jpg)


 No.501692

File: 1445282771326.gif (8.02 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 00003.gif)


 No.501693

>>501686

why are people freaking out about that

and also about the female storm trooper

like even if you want to hold on to them all being clones of fett, which has been confirmed not to be canon for storm troopers, the empire fell apart and the remnants are probably doing what they can to survive. maybe they lost the (non-canon) cloning facility and now non-clones are joining the fractured armies

there are literally an infinite number of ways to handle it, who gives a mcwuggy


 No.501694


 No.501695

>>501690

pls be joking


 No.501696

>>501691

too many neps spoils the club


 No.501697

>>501690

isn't that also racist


 No.501698

who "started" the draw 50 nepetas meme


 No.501699

File: 1445282925939.jpg (45.08 KB, 599x408, 599:408, CRsJorKUAAEpZhe.jpg)


 No.501700

>>501693

I have very minimal interest in star wars but I thought the only things that were canon were the movies now, and wasn't that the plot of the 2nd movie.


 No.501701

>>501699

agreed tbh


 No.501702

>>501699

this but hsg


 No.501703

TOO MANY CUCKS


 No.501704

>>501700

the clone army were all clones of fett, and clone army was the beginnings of the stormtroopers, but they didn't just continue using clones exclusively

when you're an empire that rules everything, you don't need clones. people will work for you.


 No.501705

File: 1445283123954.jpg (52.16 KB, 560x374, 280:187, 8AGc17e.jpg)


 No.501706

>>501704

clones are superior though


 No.501707

File: 1445283173545.png (2.32 MB, 1294x1560, 647:780, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.501708

>>501706

you can have both, is the point. and they did.


 No.501709

File: 1445283190785.jpg (2.14 MB, 3500x4000, 7:8, 5oRo7fb.jpg)


 No.501710

>>501705

who's cucking who anymore


 No.501711

I have yet to draw a single nepeta, but once I drew 50 eri


 No.501712

Is anyone recording page 4?


 No.501713

>>501707

>clarence

lol


 No.501714

>>501707

amazin


 No.501715

>>501707

me on the right


 No.501716

>>501693

It's almost like.... only autistic manchildren likes Star Wars..... Oh god..........


 No.501717

>>501706

The clones age faster than humans and the Kaminoans don't support the empire and wouldn't back the empire with their cloning facilities. The empire couldn't just force the Kaminoans to work for them without the Senate breaking into an outrage.

The original Trilogy is about the Empire trying to break away from a Senate backed empire into a totalitarian police state.

The point of the death star was to keep planets in line while Darth Sidious influenced the leaders of the Empire with his Extremely powerful force abilities.

So even though the Clones are superior, the empire couldn't use them.


 No.501718

Remember, the whole so many people are angry at a black stormtrooper thing is overblown hype by assholes who need to push this "Everyone is still racist like the 60s" shit

A few people were confused because of the clone thing, that's all. For a movie series that had Billy Dee Williams and Samuel L Jackson, you'd think star wars fans get a little credit in not being surprised by black people being in movies.


 No.501719

>>501706

clones cost space bucks, and emperor needed those for his death stars


 No.501720

my forehead has become a goddamn battlefield for acne

what is HAPPENING to me?


 No.501721

>>501718

America deserved 9/11


 No.501722

>>501717

I never even watched star wars


 No.501723

>>501720

puberty


 No.501724

>>501722

reeeeeeeeeeeeeee


 No.501725

cuckity duck


 No.501726

>>501693

Storm troopers are confirmed to be elite soldiers picked from the best of the galaxy. Most just happen to be human males. There are no clones at this point because all the old clone battalions like the 501st have died of old age.

Also, fun fact. Stormtroopers aren't the regular ground troops for the Empire, they are actually elite troops who fight directly for Darth Vader and the Emperor.


 No.501727

how it should have gone:

Person1:*sees trailer" How come that one stormtroopers a black guy? Weren't they all clones?

Person2: No the clones all died out by that time, stormtroopers are just regular humans drafted into service from all the planets. Besides he might just be the main character wearing stormtrooper armor like the good guys did in the first movie

Person1: Oh yeah, huh.

how it did go

Person1:*sees trailer" How come that one stormtroopers a black guy? Weren't they...

Jewish producer: *jumps up on table**points* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST

JJ Abrams: *begins violently jacking off*


 No.501728

>>501727

wow, a rare semi-quality post by spacebar


 No.501729

>>501727

this but unironically


 No.501730

does stormtrooper armor even do anything


 No.501731

>>501727

this post is racist


 No.501733

>>501730

look cool


 No.501734

>>501732

Vfan I'm going to cum in your eyes


 No.501735

>>501727

I don't know, man, I've seen quite a lot of people who are well aware of the clones being switched out that were upset over a black dude appearing in their Star Wars.


 No.501736

>>501727

I think this is the first good post you've had in months.


 No.501737

>>501730

lets you sneak into imperial bases


 No.501738

>>501726

my point is that even if you wanted to ignore canon and cling to the stormtroopers-are-all-clones hogwash, there is still no reason to freak out over stormtroopers from several decades later, after the empire has fallen looking differently. fucking anything could have happened in that time, why be mad about it


 No.501739

>>501735

There were a lot of black people in the prequels though.

mace windu was relatively important wasn't he? I don't even remember


 No.501740

If they can mass produce clones they actually can change their dna

but of course they pick what realism they want


 No.501741

>>501738

Ya, maybe it could be a new better bounty hunter clone. Who happens to be black.

This show takes place like 40 years after Revenge of the Sith right?


 No.501742

>there was a lot of black people

>one

heh


 No.501743

>>501742

all them gungans (sp?)


 No.501744

how do we chop off lapisanon's head and feed him to jabba lads


 No.501745

weed snakes




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