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FUASDDDDFUFJKCIG N NIGENIGENIGNGENIGGENIGENGISADGS DCSASASASASASASASASASASASAREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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i hope foot fetishists get jailed
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>>502482
what's a good definition for non slutty feet
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>>502485
don't let your memes be dreams, get in the legislation and get us in the slammer
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>>502487
all feet are slutty fam
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>>502490
no way
im out of this country as soon as i can
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This... This is advanced memeing...
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imagine an 8bit game that isn't a ripoff/homage to the mother series
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Memes aren't even real.
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>>502495
i know this epic 8bit mario ripoff
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>>502498
the human cocksleeve
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>>502495
shovel knight was 16 bit wasn't it
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I have been taking care of my feet a lot lately but they've never been a sexual thing to me. I just like knowing people can stand up straight. Maybe I should have been a shoe shiner.
Or a cobbler.
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>>502506
I choose the banjo.
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>>502498
jerry
>>502504
no, 8bit, but they cheated with the colors and sounds
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Did Big Boss ever get laid anyways, at least he talks about sex in Metal Gear 2
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would you my country's leader?
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there needs to be more foot art of peridot
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>>502504
it's in that gray area where they don't want to try that' hard
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>>502497
jaden smith tear down this smokescreen
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>>502514
ahab got all the tail
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My idea of a country is a big mountain palace whose name people forgot in lieu of the movie version, oh and like 20,000 years.
Aaaaang bad.
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>>502514
he did a thing with eva and rumors say that he and the boss were... involved
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>>502515
is that the liberal
probably but he's still a dumb faggot
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>>502506
>smexxy colt pythons
>with the white handles
>and the byotiful engraving
it's like you want my dick to explode from all the blood rushing in
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My favorite part is spelling it wrong every time.
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>>502521
it's really nice of you to pay joey's student loan like this
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>>502524
now again with the anal hook
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>>502529
Rose's butt is not for hooking
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>>502527
the only thing of joey's im paying for is the shovel to beat her to death with
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>>502529
sounds pretty guro
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when will the "butt sex" meme die
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sometimes I forgot that someone ate my ass once
woah
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when will they augment us so we can combat the epic reptilian menace... what the fuck... give us the sunglasses... rowdy roddy did not die for this...
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chocolatey donut butthole..
with cream filling!
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>>502538
did you crucify them like they deserve
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>>502534
get out, modeseven
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>>502541
I should've they didn't even ask
boy was I drunk
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
not the thread theme but a good theme
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grant, if you could wish for anything from the seven dragon balls, what would it be
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i would wish for donut buttholes untold
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MY IMPECCABLE SINGING VOICE
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>>502546
le millenom butthole
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>>502545
to have the flash's powerset
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an i think to myself
wwhat a wwonderful wworld
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darkseid vfan v flash grant
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When will the "Grant" meme die
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grant moronson, serial memeist
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>>502551
>darkseid vfan
hoo boy the power to show up wherever sitting in a chair like youve just been waiting around there for a while
yeah i wonder who would win that one
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>>502554
this makes it even more fitting tho
No.502556
who would be batman and joker
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>>502558
you ruin everything by virtue of not shutting up about guns
work on that
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>>502558
>Canada
stopped reading
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wwhens boniface v comin out
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Melting down guns and reshaping them into dildos
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Did I post this yet
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>>502567
are you gonna be the new hsa
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>>502567
>furry
please put on a name so i can filter you
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Whats an HSA?
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>>502558
my literally autistic cousin wants to move to usa just for your gun laws
you are welcome to him
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>>502569
don't you mean hse
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>>502572
as long as he doesn't vote democrat i dont see anything wrong with that
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how do i become the final boss of hsg
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>>502573
no, hse posted about kanaya
hsa posted bad fanart
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I am still waiting for someone to give enough of a shit to take over the keys to mspachan so you can actually own your own thing.
But HSG is kind of better than anything mspachan could be, I am thinking now.
I should just point it here tbh
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>>502579
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUU.
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me on the left
you on the right
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>>502579
oh are you whatshisface from a few weeks ago
I don't even remember your name
thanks for undertale though
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I don't use skype much anymore (plebs), but I'm easy to get a hold of.
It's just a name and secure hosting, you already have it here. You have each other!
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>>502579
just give it to grant
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>>502580
you're gonna feed the pumpkins tbh
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>>502585
no i want out of this pedo hellhole
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>>502585
do you train your weed?
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>>502585
put on a name already faggot
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Yes I train my weed.
And grant can have it whenever he likes.
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>>502590
you're not going anywhere fam
*locks arms around your legs*
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I had this crisis of faith with my friends, thinking they would jump at the chance to help with it just because I live my life that way.
Pretty shitty standard to apply to people, I understand it now.
So yes, I have an e-mail. I just need some time to get plugged in and give over some FTP/SSH codes.
It's just mspachan.com guys, you tell me what the fuck it should be!
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>>502592
aaaaaaaa i wish i could be doing that
my grandchildren will ask me how i spent the night of the weed man's election and i'll have to tell them i was stone cold sober
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>>502597
it shoudl be a bank where we can store our beta bucks you beta cuck a lmnao roflmaolol
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Sober, sonder, whatever. I'm going to head back inside, the wifi is pretty good but it smells like weed out here.
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>>502596
the de fuggie is james
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>>502597
a combination meme gallery and vape emporium
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>>502604
i've been here for four years and counting lad, and i ain't heard of no james
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>>502609
dot is sponge dunglord
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Hey did anyone ever bother to look at MSPA merch? I actually bothered to and wow
We love fine is cool.
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>>502616
stop breaking the rules tbh
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>>502612
i've literally never dotposted...
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>>502619
I guess, fans just cannot tell the difference!
I'll post my swag when I get it later.
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>>502620
liar liar vape on fire
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what was jon like
i vaguely remember seeing his name but i don't remember what he was like
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>>502624
believe whatever the heck you want!
also i don't know if you know this but that's actually a clever joke
i've talked to a few people that have accidentally burned and/or set aflame things with their boxmods
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>shit:shitlord::dung:dunglord
presumably this analogy can be extended to other synonyms, right
honestly I can see this being pretty productive, and I would get a hoot out of calling someone a spoorbaby and/or frasshead
too bad the huge set of English jargon terms for animal feces is becoming more and more niche; there's something to be said for an insult that takes a few seconds to register, but an insult someone literally has to Google to understand is kinda lame honestly
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>>502630
vape ain't a game son
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>>502610
james dambro was wonk's name
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>>502633
>encouraging tumblr's pissbaby/shitlord meme
die
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>>502633
you are GBS as fuck my cock-knuckled shitdragon friend
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>>502640
>paying money for a forum
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Fun to PVP, vFam
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>>502639
what can I say, I have a weakness for playful language use
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a tooth for an eye
a key for a lie
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>>502557
>chips just drop through
dieto plan?
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>>502644
what are you rolling on
what game r u playin...
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>>502643
if we took to your brand of "being reasonable" we would all be smearing shit on padded cell walls
go talk logic with an owl's dick
No.502654
imagine all of the things that could happen if you tell your ten year old self about the future
No.502655
V "I'm not a pedo just because I said I'd rape Willow Smith" fan
No.502657
what what the heck how come megalovania is on undertale's ost
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>>502657
because toby made it?
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>>502650
I need to roll dice just to see if people care, because I dont know if I do.
pic related.
Why the fuck do none of your beta manlets wanna run your own chan? You could have a vfan board and do whatever.
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>>502657
that song predates homestuck
it's toby's epic song... let him use it...
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>>502659
because it's a lot of work and hsg does not like to move
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>>502657
oh it's in the sans fight
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>>502657
because it predates homestuck anyway
fav song though
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>>502654
they'd be very mad at me, and sad, they'd be smad
my ten year old self sincrely believed i'd magically be world famous by now by being anime
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>>502657
toby fox is a fucking thief and stole it from radiation
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>>502659
we don't give a shit because it's literally just a domain name, you were the only one who ever cared about mspachan dot com like that even mattered
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>>502659
phantz got fangs!!
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>>502659
we love our epic cp bot
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Names don't mean dick, it's the promise and the hope of a site that doesn't go down, that has a board for YOU and YOUR TASTES.
But every time I ask, it's the same thing: we like it here, we're too lazy to leave even if we didn't.
I should be OK with that but I'm not and it makes me sad. :(
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>>502668
what a dingo
worse than that octopump
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>>502673
sorry buddy
it is a good idea to have a backup in case 8ch bites it somehow but damned if i'm gonna be the one to run it
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>>502673
splitting the board literally always damages the community
if you weren't a crossie you'd know that
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>>502676
be our lord and savior nick
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That's a very good and honestly the most mature ass answer I have seen in a while. Just know the offer is on the table.
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we're going to move hsg to spongechan...
later...
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if y0u are truhsg
y0u kn0w where t0 g0
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>>502574
Thantophillius Rex
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spider dance is objectively the best song on the undertale ost
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nepspammer doing cartwheels in the midst of Serious discussion
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>>502678
jesus christ no thank you, i barely like this place most days lately
sorry
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>>502688
That's a handstand flip and not a cartwheel you dummy
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>>502691
psh like i'd know..
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>>502697
and you're...back
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>>502696
thank you vfan! i love you vfan!
No.502701
are people talking about to moving to another place yet again
you'd think they'd have learned their lesson by now
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>>502698
I've never left.
Ill only try to show up to post content
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>>502694
if a rock was admin... i'd still be janitor, you know
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we should all try to be nicer and more chill
imho
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>>502706
*grabs and tosses through a mesa*
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>>502705
>still playing pokemon
wow
just wow
even after they completely shat the bed with mega evolutions..
and you just keep gobbling it up
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>>502705
my policy for pokemon battles is fair fight ain't right
if I can't be ridiculously overleveled, typematched, and battling an AI, I won't dirty my hands with it. I know my limitations
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does anybody listen to khan's epic recordings
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>>502721
are you implying something about rocks
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>>502722
stop replying to her
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tHE CHAMP IS, uHH, hERE,
aND THAT CHAMP IS ME, i THINK,
No.502727
Do you think there's an alternative universe where Homestuck didn't blow ass
No.502729
Wait are you saying a rock.... like a gem maybe..... would be adm.....
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>>502727
the universe where he never met rachel
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>>502727
one where he dies in 2010
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>>502716
>>502721
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qohZChARz5
I fucked up at the second line. I couldn't keep my voice straight
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Is Lapisflag little mouse
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>>502734
thanks for clearing that up for all 0 people who care
No.502740
vfan go be ugly somewhere else
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>>502738
little mouse is little mouse
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who's going to vocaroo my posts!
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ipgd - pearl
zwid - peridot
grant - amethyst
bonus:
nick - greg
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>>502738
no he's brazilian
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>>502743
Are you little mouse?
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>>502748
thank you for your input ben
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>>502753
dont you lie to us
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>>502745
>ipgd - pearl
no pearl is actually likable
>>502746
>little mouse can't be brazillian
racist
No.502757
I'm suddenly reminded that for a while a long time ago I was working on a dramatic reading of Ovipositive
at the time I lived in a college dorm which was not an ideal setup for that
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>>502750
which is exactly why I'm working on it. You don't get great after reading 2 lines
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Vfan, go watch the new Drake video instead of sitting here
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>>502763
i guess you can make it up to me.. somehow
No.502765
need ben, in the middle of my house
need ben, in the hole beneath my blouse
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>>502766
it's been so long since i've seen this pup
No.502769
How often do you think girls call Drake daddy
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>>502745
>zwid - peridot
>grant - amethyst
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>>502767
♪oooooone step at a time♪
No.502775
does the real grant's gf actually post
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>>502773
i stand by my opinions
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>>502775
she mods
we shitty wow guild now
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>>502775
yes
>>502779
unconfirmed rumors
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>>502778
Sounds more like something you'd call Zayn
No.502783
does anyone have that HOMOSUCK IS SHIT image with the witches' brew
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>>502777
why
grant is more rose and zwid is sapphire
No.502787
i could go for some witches brew
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>vfan will forever be ugly
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>>502786
in my comparison i chose to use only real characters
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>>502791
you don't know what i look like
i know you look ugly
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back, had to make tea.
ughh vocaroo I cannot do
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>>502792
frieza would make a better leader of earth tbh
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>>502792
i wish piccolo was mydad
No.502799
i could go for some witches boob
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>>502800
abcdefghjklmnopqrstuvwxyz motherfucker, that's the worst opinion I've ever heard
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>>502800
>>502800
>>502800
>>502800
>>502800
>>502800
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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woof
Tea isnt working, I'm gonna hit the hay. TTYL guys. Be good to each other.
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>>502800
How can Vriska have a redemption arc if she never did anything wrong
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>>502803
>>502800
also it's a fundamental misunderstanding of Vriska's entire arc generally and her return arc specifically
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>>502809
eri redemption would have literally single-handedly saved act 6 from being total shit
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>>502816
no i fucked your mom
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>>502819
that was your mom
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>>502823
why the fuck do his hands look so small
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>>502823
he must be shaking in his boots at this powerful new enemy...
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he spoke at my school once
hes gorgeous
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reminder that this is the closest that eri fans have gotten and will ever get to eridemption
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>>502831
Did you miss the last flash?
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>>502823
a position of power in canada is little different from the manager spot at a friendly local diner
that said who gives a damn about this beautiful hunk of marble and his virtual warfare
No.502834
canada's already got a crack smoking mayor
why not a dopehead PM
No.502836
I forgot how cheesy crocune is
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>>502832
he's gonna be retconned out of that one
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>>502817
where are you imagining Eridan getting this redemption arc? like, Terezi retconning Eridan's death? sure, that would have been funny, in much the same way that CAUCASIAN was funny, except plot critical. it'd be a complete non-sequitur and the sort of plot development that even the most staunch of Hussie apologists would gloss over.
I can't really think of another beat in the story where you could bring Eridan back and give him a redemption arc, because the idea is kind of absurd. Eridan's point as a character is that he's an asshole, with no other interesting qualities that don't directly follow from him being an asshole. If you take the asshole out of Eridan, what's even left? it's fanfiction-tier and thoroughly goes against the grain of Hussie's entire comedic ethos.
Leaving aside the method- I happen to think retcon powers fit well into Homestuck's approach to storytelling, but I know that's an unpopular opinion- bringing Vriska back, while not necessarily predictable, makes sense in hindsight. The point of Vriska's character is that she's a fucking trainwreck, and it's completely reasonable to think, well, why not point that trainwreck at the enemy? And on the other side, because Vriska is a trainwreck, you're left thinking, "How could I ever have hoped she was gone for good? How could I have been so stupid?" Vriska is a complex, interesting character, and ALSO an asshole. you don't need to take the asshole out of Vriska to make her useful, you just need to grab her attention with a goal and step out of her way. What could Eridan do in her place?
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>>502838
*Takes a big fat Eri shit on this post*
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jesus christ, I just talked about Homestuck for two solid paragraphs. it is probably time to go to bed
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>>502838
no different than when vriska went full tumblr. characters can develop in all sorts of wacky ways, you know?
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>>502840
bring back boniface
bring back boniface
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>>502838
this wall of angry homestuck character related text really takes me back to the good old days
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>>502847
this is why women shouldn't vote...
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>>502844
it's time for you to call me after i post my phone number in this thread
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>>502847
>encouraging people to try addictive and damaging substances
end you're laifu
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>>502845
like....real people...
bravo homestuck
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>>502851
you ascribe to gamergate?
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No.502858
if drugs weren't bad for you, they wouldn't be illegal
just sayin
*rolls up a fatty*
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>>502854
bad lighting
bad angle
bad subject
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>>502851
You're not exactly a stunner yourself, fam
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>>502858
duckface is so 3 years ago
No.502864
you look cool
insomnia sucks
No.502865
vfan: wants to shoot all babies
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>>502855
drugs are for shazbots who need chems to make their life 1337
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>>502855
it's crack, dude. the shit that literally leaves people itching in the alleyways to suck a dick just to get their fix.
but oh. of course you're all over that shit.
No.502868
ugh, the latest flash makes me feel so down
not in the least because it reminds me of all the years i spent reading this damn comic
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>>502866
what if your life is already 1337 and you just want ot be even 1337er
No.502872
I am surprised browsers still even run flash tbh, doesn't it prompt you guys every time it tries to run? Maybe I am using a bad browser.
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i'm sorry... i'll try harder...
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>>502869
jesus christ this ho is hilarious
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>>502869
It's also a fact that you're at most a 6/10
No.502879
>>502870
oh. wasn't sure where the herbs came in, but carry on then.
No.502881
>>502872
chrome prompted me, but I switched back to firefox, im gonna turn off flash completely pretty soon tbh
No.502882
>>502875
(in madge voice)
that nude you took was nice.
very tasteful.
No.502883
Does anybody like Dirk and Jake
No.502884
No.502885
>>502883
not even dirk and jake like dirk and jake.
No.502886
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No.502887
>>502882
o-oh, you remember that? thank you madgeanon! i love madge...
No.502888
I have to have firefox because my parent dont know what gender fluidity is yet. Oh well. Firefox is a lot better than Chrome in some respects but I guess they are all getting better.
Spartan tho... Hope MS has something better than that.
No.502889
>>502884
Have you considered seeking professional help
No.502890
>>502882
>>502887
saddest samefag yet
No.502892
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No.502895
>>502878
the way I move is 10/10 and I'm also very smart so I can be 6/10 and get away with it.
it's not like anyone here isn't below 7 out of ten.
actually I am 7/10.
you morons treat me like I look like egghead it's unacceptable.
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.502896
No.502897
>>502892
>>502891
bsb is showing off his gyno
No.502898
No.502899
>>502890
i would be content with my nude never being mentioned again
i tried to delete almost immediately after i posted it but 8chan wouldn't let me
No.502900
>>502898
ask grant dude, he's right here
No.502901
No.502903
>>502871
schway is good, but too much schway is bad
look, when you're sailing through cyberspace at a gig/second and you're streaming so fast the chinese dial up your isp to let them know you're breaking the speed limit, you gotta have a clear head. dazed cybersurfing is a good way too get yourself caught by the feds, or worse: the cyberghetto
No.502904
>>502895
You're not even hotter than Chaz
No.502905
>>502895
>I'm also very smart
um... lol
No.502906
I'd post a dick pic but it's reaallllyyy small
No.502907
>>502895
it's entirely acceptable to treat someone who constantly acts like a shithead, like shit.
No.502908
>>502891
she needs about nine more piercings
No.502909
>>502895
>smart communists
lol
No.502910
im leaving that post up
that is a good post
No.502911
I realized I need that pup pic to rest someone help, I have no dreams and I must sleep.
No.502912
>>502891
Oh, see in the original pic I thought it was that cleft-chin rose with the really nice breasts, now I'm sad
No.502913
>>502909
hey, don't diss commies
you'll be one someday
No.502915
No.502918
>>502915
*opens tiny coffin*
*dog corpse tumbles out*
No.502919
No.502920
yesss fuck yes
sleep tight puppers
God I hope I do.
No.502921
>>502911
is good night dug
gud sleep if u prey to him
No.502922
>>502920
sleep tight phanters
No.502923
>>502921
A-ahh as a girl this really stimulates me. I hope to see more of this! His expressions are so cute... <33
No.502924
>>502918
ok who was in charge of taking the pupper out for walks
was it you nick's ass
heads must roll for this
No.502925
No.502926
So happy I could sleep without posting a pic.
Goodnight HSG, be good to each other.
No.502927
>>502905
4.4 gpa in high school and I've kept that GPA up in community college up and I've kept my grades up until now.
most of you have either stopped with the whole "getting an education" altogether, or have below a 4.0 in anything since middle school.
suck my dick
>>502904
chaz can suck my dick
>>502909
You are all monkeys compared to me tbh.
>>502907
So I can treat you like shit? That's my working logic, too!
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.502928
i want this girl to bite my nose off
but i don't think she'll do it!!!
No.502929
hey guys, recently a friend introduced me to skub and I think it's pretty cool. What do you guys think of it?
No.502930
>>502927
if you are so smart why do you act so fucking stupid
No.502932
>>502929
fuck skub and fuck you
No.502933
im also leaving that one up because it is also amusing
No.502934
>>502927
>victim complex? don't mind if i do!
yeah dude we've heard it before
No.502935
Thinking education and intelligence is the same thing is definitely something only smart people do
No.502936
>>502929
get the fuck you shit sucking skublover
No.502937
>>502935
i spent money on this...
No.502938
let's compare tripfag nudes
No.502939
>>502929
fuck you and your shitty skubber scum associates
No.502940
>>502927
Remember when her boyfriend banned you from #farts? That was pretty funny tbh
No.502941
No.502942
i actually got a negative gpa average because i sneakily irregardlessly cucked the nigger teacher after he gave my birth to the little boy the little boy...
No.502943
No.502945
>>502927
you can't judge a fish by it's gpa! we can climb trees and stuff
No.502946
No.502948
>>502938
oh man
this girl is one of my favorite meme girls from memegirl.com
she's a vintage meme and i
No.502949
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No.502951
>>502947
no you're acting pretty retarded
No.502952
>>502947
remember the time you constantly whined about being wrongfully banned under your own terms of agreement?
No.502953
i can be smart if i believe hard enough
someday i'll unlock my inner intelligence
No.502954
i want to keep saltlick suspended from the ceiling of my closet
i'll feed him little pretzel sticks... and he will only be allowed to listen to the cure...
No.502955
>>502947
See, now you're doing the whole "every person on the internet is American" thing again, also totally a sign of intelligence. I don't even know what the fuck a GPA is
No.502956
>>502947
What does chaz have to do with you being banned?
No.502957
>>502938
which trip is this?
also, why do females feel the need to share nudes without blacking out their faces or something???
No.502958
>>502955
mines bigger than yours
No.502959
I dont think she'll find out that I posted those
No.502960
*joins old irrelevant irc that has no connection to hsg*
hey
its me, notorious hsg troll from the past month
you should know me
im important
look at me
*rips a big wet shit in my pants*
LOOK AT ME
No.502961
>>502943
prolly egghead. If it was spacebar prolly wont get any more nudes
No.502962
>>502957
because they're not pussy bitches like you or me
No.502963
>>502959
are you serious right now
>>502957
she's not from hsg
she's literally from /b/, or something
No.502964
No.502965
>>502961
we've seen egghead's face its not her
No.502966
>>502962
>pussy
>bitch
>>502963
>bsp browses /b/
i knew it
No.502967
No.502968
No.502969
goodnight my precious beta cucks...
No.502970
>knows more about pretty much everything and has shown such
>everyone else has mostly 1.9-3.5 GPAs
>N-No! Y-You're the stupid one! L-leave me a-alone! Ugly! S-Stupid!
you are jealous of my massive brain it's understandable.
>>502951
you are jealous of my massive brain it's understandable.
>>502952
wesley cried about hsg drama so it could always be worse.
you are jealous of my massive brain it's understandable.
>>502967
back to reddit tbh
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.502971
File: 1445319597004.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.72 MB, 4500x8000, 9:16, yellow-flowers.jpg)
if you post it they will click...
No.502972
>>502954
is this just you oversharing your weird, yet presumably harmless fixations like you usually do, or is this meant to be read as aggressive and I've done something I should know about?
No.502973
>>502967
lookit that trip she's all like
HURRCH, i'm some kind of a HORSE or some shit
No.502974
I don't know if it's funny or sad that she thinks chaz is the reason for why she got banned when chaz wasn't even there in the period that Vfan joined
No.502976
No.502977
you guys, i've decided: i'm a feminist
what should i expect?
No.502979
>>502972
it's not aggressive!
i want to keep you in a little box...
i want to show you to my dad...
No.502980
>>502970
>Doesn't even respond to >>502955
Lel, so much for that massive brain of yours
No.502981
>>502977
ugly white hipster girls
No.502982
>>502975
>hairy arms
yessssss
No.502983
No.502984
jealous of dat adderal scrip
No.502985
>>502977
within a week your cranium will double in volume
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>>502979
okay, if I abstract away from the specifics a little bit I guess that's kind of endearing
No.502988
im sad i will never be as ugly as vfan...
No.502989
>>502984
don't be
i'm not sure motivation is worth addiction
No.502990
No.502991
>>502987
saltlick! we're friends now! can you believe it!
No.502992
>>502970
>>502978
mad jealous of the way your brain hangs on sentences dawg
i wish i were that retarded......
No.502993
>>502989
just dont get addicted you bitch
No.502994
would you eat little mouse?
No.502995
>>502985
>>502981
these are awesome, why isn't everyone feminists
No.502996
No.502997
No.502998
sponge - reynaldo
saltlick - lars
No.502999
>>502994
i'd buy mouse traps
No.503000
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No.503001
>>502999
your mouth is a mouse trap, the only kind he'd fall for
No.503002
>>502994
i would not eat them, but i would vore them
No.503003
>>502997
And what happens when your addiction should fall through for a time? How much would you suffer for a poisonous pick-me-up placebo?
No.503004
>>502998
that's not the MOST flattering character comparison anyone's ever made of me, but I've been told I look like Dwight Schrute so I guess it's also not the least
No.503005
>>503000
>nobody
>equius
>karkat giving a shit about the autistic cave girl
No.503007
>>503004
i wasn't talking about looks, i was talking about personality
although they're both stretching it tbh
No.503008
>>503003
i deal with by being mildly annoyed every day for a few weeks
not sure about adderall but that's how it was like when i couldn't affored my concerta anymore
No.503009
>>503002
with your peanus weanus of course!?
No.503010
>>503006
>hyper-masc
>nerds
?
No.503011
>>503006
Nah, keep it up, I'm so jealous of the intellect of a liberal who doesn't even know that there's other countries on the planet that aren't the US
No.503012
No.503013
is it weird to have an ugly person fetish? like sexually attracted to fucked up faces and shit?
No.503014
No.503015
>>502832
i still say its weird that feferi and co were just standing around his awakening ghost bod
like how long did that take
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No.503018
No.503020
>>503007
no, I meant personality, Lars is my least favorite SU character. in the HSG context, though, I can almost see it, yikes
No.503021
>>503013
well your dad fucked your mom so...
No.503022
>>503015
time ain't linear in dream bubbles
it was the will of the gods/fate/whatever that they meet him at that time then and there, like with (vriska) and (tz)
No.503023
>>503015
they're probably letting him revive and cutting him in half again over and over
No.503024
>>503023
sounds like a hentai
No.503025
>>503021
dang fam, lay off the haterade
No.503026
>>503020
embrace it fam
gauge those ears
No.503027
No.503029
heck maybe that eri and fef were the same ones as >>502831 , anythings possible. or maybe there were hundreds of eri and fefs who met in the exact same way, with aradia guiding them all
No.503030
No.503031
in this world there is no
place for people like you
i'll extermin8 you
with my spi-der-8ite
No.503032
No.503033
>>503031
stop posting vore shit
No.503034
>>503028
god you're boring.
No.503035
>>503028
as opposed to effeminate nerds (like jews)
No.503036
*wwalks onto the stage*
ahem
and if a double decker bus
crashes into us
to die by your side
is such a heavvenly wway to die
No.503037
>>503028
>grant's girlfriend apparently has one
ooooohhhhh dayyyyymn
grant you gonna take that lying down?
No.503039
>>503028
But you literally are responding to me, are all liberals this dumb?
No.503040
masc nerds = angry channer type nerd
fem nerd = cuck "tfw feels" nerds, mainstream nerds
No.503041
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>>503038
this is the last time pup was seen alive
No.503044
Tell me about Grant! Why does he wear the masc?
No.503045
No.503047
>>503041
a smorgasbord of epic fetishes..
No.503049
>>503045
Yes, right here
*Points to the garbage can*
No.503052
>>503040
so basically, anyone tumblr approves to disapprove = nerd. right, thanks for the breaking news update.
No.503053
>>503052
you know what a nerd is, nerd
No.503057
>>503054
what a load of bullshit lol
No.503058
>unironically reading vfan's post
No.503059
let's talk about grant's pecs
No.503061
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No.503064
>>503060
39 Clues is still going on?
No.503066
grant the grizzled war hero
No.503068
I'm making grammatical typos because I am tired.
but the point is you are having trouble understanding what I'm saying because most have you have some form of Asperger's Syndrome, and it's typical of people with that to have a way of presenting in over masculine ways.
It comes from a really confused viewpoint, I think what we're seeing in the way masculinity is being over exposed in terms of nerds who are more accepting of nationalistic ideals are just a kind of conglomerate of people who are mentally ill filtering anyone except for people like them out on the internet over how they feel within their own ways of presenting themselves they mistake for reality since it is all around them.
I would actually apply this to most internet communities, but it tends to be worse in certain spots where you expect to find it.
IE The Hyper-Masc Nerd.
>>503057
>and you are offended.
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.503070
>>503065
>notcroppedporn.png
I don't believe it
No.503071
>>503068
why do you call everyone a nationalist
genuinely curious
No.503073
>>503071
the same reason you post guns at everyone
autism
No.503074
>>503068
it is seriously impressive being able to ramble about fucking inane made up horseshit and still come across with this striking air of condescension. yes, that's why they laugh. they could never understand...
No.503075
No.503076
>>503071
because they're a commie
No.503077
>>503068
dude... were you just typing out your ass? cause all i read was '*faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart*''
No.503078
No.503079
No.503080
it is incredible how you guys actually get mad about her almost affectionate flippant teasing, which goads her into rambling on about her psychology junk like this
why do you actually get mad
No.503082
>>503079
use it to crush communism
No.503083
No.503084
>>503081
I just wanted to know why you call everyone a nationalist
why are you such a bitch
No.503085
>>503081
>all but admitted
*sign...*
it's a step in the right direction, at least
No.503086
because its something you do a lot and really has no basis in fact
the only person I'd call a nationalist in HSG is cousinfucker and maybe spacebar
No.503088
what happened to vfan to make her so hateful
No.503089
>>503087
no, you're the one getting mad
all i have to do is stand here and do this
No.503090
>>503081
Okay fam, you're still a liberal
No.503092
meh. ok, done with drunk freud now.
No.503094
> 2am
> have work at 7am
> hard to stay awake
> still shitposting
No.503095
>>503094
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.503097
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>>503093
remember when the hero pinochet overthrew the KGB puppet marxist dictator allende and saved chile
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No.503099
>>503096
if being ugly were a job youd be working full time
No.503101
>go to a python meetup
>it's all dudes
>I immediately pick out the ones I'd fuck, as you do
>mostly standard fare- couple fat beardos, a few hip looking younger guys
>but at the top of the list, the dude I most wanna bang?
>the chinless patchy-bearded beanstalk with fucked-up teeth and a habit of rolling his eyes disconcertingly
why am I the way that I am
No.503102
>>503101
fuck off fucking die
No.503103
No.503104
i wanna drink slushies wiht someone
No.503105
>>503101
Salty-kun... why?
No.503106
No.503107
>>503101
i hope you get ur beanbobble
No.503108
i fucking hate everything this guy posts i fucking hate him
No.503109
>>503103
you're not wrong, you can't lose the kind of sleep I've lost without doing some irreparable damage
>>503105
listen, if you figure it out tell me first
No.503110
>>503106
i'd be drinkin one with grape and lime and maybe orange
my slushfriend can get whatever they like
No.503111
>>503109
i fucking hate everything you post i fucking hate you
No.503112
>>503110
Can I have blue flavored? with a little red mixed in?
Are you paying for me?
No.503113
>>503111
feel free to filter me, dude. I'm pretty white-noise, you could probably even filter me recursively without missing anything important
No.503114
>>503100
cats don't eat grass..
No.503115
>>503112
w h a tever you like
i'll pay for you, if I got the coins, hmm, we'll see
No.503116
HI IM SALTLICK AND I LIKE RUBBING MY BUTTHOLE AGAINST OTHER BUTTHOLES
No.503117
No.503118
my cat's going nuts about going outside lately and i have to escort her and all she does is wander around and eat different patched of grass
No.503119
>>503115
OOh! i can't wait till I get my blueflavored slushie
No.503120
Reminder that Sigmund Freud (jew) was a misogynist hack who falsified case histories, fucked his sister-in-law, was addicted to cocaine, believed he was the reincarnation of Hannibal Barca, and told a seventeen year old girl to give in to some creepy old guy hitting on her
No.503121
>>503114
she's a baby, she doesn't know better
we need to get her enrolled in preschool
No.503122
i need to watch this movie
kristen stewart and dakota fanning hng
it still feels like a pedo thing to say i'm attracted to dakota fanning even though she's only like a month younger than me
No.503123
my internet is so fucking shit
and the ending of gangsta was also shit
bad night
No.503124
>>503123
i finished bakemonogatari and im gonna start nise on wednesday
No.503125
No.503126
>>503123
I dropped everything mid-season last season like I do every season
Did GATE ever get better
Did Gangsta at least stay okay for the most part
Did Ushio to Tora stay good
No.503128
>>503126
gate was pretty entertaining though it ends in the middle of fucking nowhere
No.503129
No.503131
>>503126
gangsta just ended in the middle of a major arc without explaining shit about shit
No.503134
>>503128
to clarify: the second half of the season is in winter
like the story didn't end, just the season did
No.503137
>>503136
it's not doing a very good job at that
No.503139
You should be happy that Communism will win tbh.
No.503140
>>503136
in this century or the next
sure didn't work last one
No.503141
No.503142
>>503138
this just reminds me of people going on about how the rapture is totally going to happen soon guys!!! we have being saying it for thousands of years but this time its right!!!! or some stupid racists going on about the race war is totally going to happen soon guys!!!
No.503144
soon... we swear... this time its different...
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>>503143
>But economics is a historical fad that's not going to last long in history just because of the nature of its own being.
What kind of time scale are we talking about.
I mean sure, something akin to communism might happen in a few thousand years but what's even the point of talking about political ideals in that context.
No.503151
why would you ever argue with the epic queen of hsg
No.503152
No.503155
>let him live
>strike him down
what to do hsg kun
you only scare him actually
No.503156
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No.503159
>>503155
make like a union and strike that fucker up
No.503161
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>>503170
I'm sorry I don't pray that way.........................
No.503172
File: 1445331310657.png (313.8 KB, 1291x1063, 1291:1063, why communism doesnt work.png)
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No.503176
>>503175
what are you talking about
people love my posts
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No.503178
>>503172
>by /pol/
well, i guess there's no chance of there being any value in this at all
not worth reading
No.503180
>>503179
do people unironically like this
No.503183
>>503180
no, nobody unironically likes vfan
No.503184
>>503182
its just that epic hipster irony right
No.503187
>>503186
yeah in opposite land lol
No.503189
>>503188
how can even you like something this shitty
No.503191
tainted love was my least favorite song on singstar
not because it was hard, but because it sucked
No.503193
listening to new wave is extremely painful
No.503194
first time i heard tainted love was in bioshock infinite
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No.503196
>>503193
for people with taste
No.503198
>>503197
that's just the altitude
you'll be descending soon
No.503201
>>503199
your should have tried the allende method of making your head smaller
>>503200
It feels bad, man. The smear campaign against Pinochet that transformed him into a symbol of evil dictator (ignoring guys supported by the Soviets like Macias Nguema, Mengistu, Velasquez Alvarado etc) is probably the last great success of the KGB.
No.503203
Really, the only worse leftist smear campaign in modern times has been against Joseph McCarthy.
McCarthy was right though about everything, especially communists infiltrating academia in the west which is why it's so prevalent post-60s. The proof was when the Venona transcripts vindicated him and the revelation of things like the "Active Measures" was shown. Nearly everyone he named as a communist turned out to be a communist. He was right and all leftards can do is smear him because that was literally in their plan and it still is. To this very day in academia, this teach the bullshit known as "McCarthyism" and use it as a pejorative.
No.503204
the roxkit & vfat autism power hours
No.503205
they are here
they are autistic
and they can not be stopped
No.503206
Cum On! Bukkake Ranch!stuck
No.503208
>>503207
so yell at yourself
No.503210
>>503209
why do you have a red toilet
No.503212
>>503207
At least capitalism produces a culture.
No.503214
No.503216
>>503215
"most people"
yeah most of "you" people
No.503217
>>503215
i will just call you ugly
its easy and the truth hurts the most
No.503219
remember kids: don't reply to vfan!
No.503222
>>503220
ugly hipster dick yeah im jealous
No.503224
>>503220
"average homely"
so by goyish standards, fucking hideous
No.503227
No.503228
>>503223
it's really an achievement considering how ugly you are yes
still not jealous
no tiny hipster penis can compare to grant's manly and virile hyper-dick
No.503230
>>503226
you're making an awful lot of assumptions there
No.503231
No.503233
grant is fat ergo his penis is small.
No.503234
I'm never getting any sleep tonight I'm gonna have to call in a sick day this morning :L
No.503235
>>503233
grant is muscular and has a huge penis actually
No.503236
>>503232
so you're saying there's a high demand for dick in your pussy
does that imply a shortage in the market
come on help me out here, i thought jews were supposed to be good at economics
No.503237
s = rθ
A = 1/2 r^2 θ
v = s / t
ω = θ / t
v = rω
No.503238
No.503239
here, i'll post something inflammatory.
alphys, like vriska and pearl, did absolutely nothing wrong!
i put pineapple on my pizza!
MGSV is a true masterpiece and a fitting end to the series!
I own a PS Vita and play it every day on the subway!
No.503240
>>503235
grant's pussy cannot compare to mine.
No.503241
>>503240
w-what's your pussy like
No.503242
there are people who actually believe there won't eventually be a MGSVI
No.503243
>>503238
don't tell god to fuck off
what are you gonna do, nail him to a stick again
No.503244
>>503241
it's nice and snug tbh. it's tight. I like my puss, it is my buddy, my friend, and my wife, and my co-worker.
No.503245
>>503244
what about your fursona
No.503246
mettaton's long, long legs
No.503247
>>503243
*points my scepter at you and it shoots a red ball of fire out and you fucking explode*
No.503248
>>503245
my pussy is also my fursona. it's a pather and it's name is donald.
No.503249
>>503248
nice tell me more
No.503250
the flies in my sink have continued to breed, i feel like such a failure.
No.503253
>>503251
>>503252
epic tell me even more
No.503255
>>503254
how does donald feel about fedoras
No.503257
>>503237
arc length = radius x angle
area of sector = half x radius squared x angle
linear velocity = circle segment / time
angular velocity = angle / time
No.503258
>>503256
i need to know more
No.503261
hell yeah halloween event is up
No.503262
>>503259
is donald as ugly as you
No.503265
No.503267
>>503265
Both Donald and I are more attractive than the pile of ashes I have reduced you to.
No.503268
>>503266
>>503267
so its a yes
No.503269
>>503268
It's a no since both me and donald are not ugly.
egghead is ugly. I am average.
No.503270
No.503272
>>503270
you must not be around other people because everyone is ugly.
No.503273
>>503272
you are extra ugly
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No.503278
>>503275
There's really no point in being so hopelessly bitter and cynical about people's appearances when you get angry at me for doing that.
No.503279
>>503276
sleep is for the weak
No.503280
>>503279
this but semi-ironically
No.503281
>>503278
shut up you ugly fucker
No.503282
>>503281
silence you dumb goober
No.503284
hiveswap game release fucking when
No.503286