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joey pursu higher education
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>paint tool sai trial period expires as i'm working on a drawing
>hadn't saved it yet
goodbye friends i am gone
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>>503293
>using the trial version
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>>503296
cmon anon
pirating Sai is like using WinRar and not paying after the trial period
everyone does it
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>>503297
i am also not experienced with piracy and need to be spoonfed
No.503303
my browser crashed and i lost all the vfan posts i had archived
can someone post the ones from last thread please
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>>503306
why would i ever want to forget you
you're the best!!!!!!!!
No.503308
when will vfan realise she belongs with me
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Damn do you guys even sleep, I got some and thought I was doing something right.
Had to feed the cats though.
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i mean now that shes being nice to me i dont really feel like keeping up the gimmick anymore
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guess ill just quietly fap to her posts then
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I found some old boxes and propped up my laptop so now I can dance again, at least.
holy shit why does anyone wake up at this time of the day
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>>503324
>titbear
what ebin meem is this
No.503329
why is my dash covered with people going on about how hot this cr1tikal guy is
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>>503324
>titbear
what ebin meem is this
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>>503329
because he sounds like an ugly fat guy and looks https://embed.gyazo.com/67b6a58df16dc4674b61c24338483a2c.png like a normal guy
the secret to looking good is to really lower the bar
i guess a more correct answer would be because you follow dumb people
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>>503329
how he looks has been a super secret forever. so now people finally have a face to start drawing their youtube shipping yaoi with him in it
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i also forgot to work out yesterday
fug x2
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I just drank some coffee
wew
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vfan when are you going to plunge your fists into my quivering boyhole
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whehw is fun too
OK I am literally too sleepy to keep doing it more, cat nap time again. TTYL! I am shitting up this thread by saying goodnight a hundred times.
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>>503343
sleep for eternity
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*wwalks into thread*
i drivve
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>>503346
this but with you
you make it really hard not to be creepy man
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>>503347
you are literally the most annoying poster in the entire board
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>>503348
im trying to change
but i was so focused on the shtick that the shtick became me
>>503349
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
No.503351
vfan would be a terribly cuddling partner
shes all skin and bone
she could probably sneak out and just wrap your body in a skeleton and you wouldnt know the different
No.503353
"B-Babe why are you rattling so much"
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>>503352
sorry but
>you are the opposite of what I need in my head being under blankets anywhere near my body
harsh
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>>503352
cuddle me bb
let me feel that ribcage dig into my back
No.503356
i refuse to believe that is actually ae because he is being more stupid than usual
No.503357
i am extremely cuddleable
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>>503352
you're not a lesbian
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>>503356
he actually isn't (being more stupid than usual)
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inb4 a mod posts my 3 week post history to confirm its me
No.503363
>have to go work on a presentation soon
ugh
UGH
No.503364
tumblr is the least intuitive website i've ever used
i can never just see the fucking comments on a post without spiraling off on some confusing mishmash of reblogs and comments on comments that all refer to the original post
why do people use this shit regularly, it would drive me insane
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i loved that theme fuck memers for ruining it
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>>503364
xkit exists
there's an addon that helps look at the replies so you dont have to go through 10,000 notes of shenanigans
but yea tumblr is a pretty shitty site and breaks all the time
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this piece of shit computer is driving me insane
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i will destroy tumblr
i will set them free
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>>503371
remember to stay calm uwu
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>>503377
short, short abdomen
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>>503383
have you ever been in a fight
if so
how long did it take you to obliterate them
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>>503384
I've been in many fights and have lost many fights. most with other girls.
I just throw punches and grapple for leverage like nobody's business and usually it works with crushed glasses or bruised eyes fast. I don't have much form except no clawing or kicking, just fists and plenty of them.
so 10 minutes or less someone wins.
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I want to sock vfan in the chin
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i wish people fought like they did in movies
id probably win more fights
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>>503390
I could take you on easily tbh.
No.503397
i, harley, lick vagina while queefing
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girls who never experiment with other girls and are totally straight aren't actually girls they're men.
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There also seems to be a, believe it or not, supervillain that goes by the name of "VFanX". She is in possession of some sort of weapon that turns women into lesbians. We don't know if these effects are permanent, but they are ripping marriages apart all over the west coast. Hopefully the senator will provide us with more information.
Back to you, Jim.
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>Donald Trump says he's not blaming George W. Bush for 9/11, but he claims that if he'd been president, the attacks never would have happened.
YOU CAN'T DUMP THE TRUMP
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>>503410
it's simple, terrorists wouldn't dare if he was the president
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everyone knows clinton's at fault for 9/11 anyway
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9/11 wouldnt have happened if we nuked the middle east
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>>503416
hello
i could be your *best friend*
No.503418
9/11 wouldnt have happened if we nuked WTC
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>>503423
this but unironically
No.503427
ae wouldnt be here if we had nuked the middle east
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>>503423
what costume doesn't "fit" any of these
No.503429
vfan being arrested after the attempted assassination of trump
hsg becoming famous after being found in her internet history
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>>503428
i dont know how the superman one is ableist
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No.503433
AE wouldn't be here had the soviets nuked America either. Neither would Grant or I. Grant and I are both hated posters in our respective times,
and I think more people hated Grant than people ever hated me.
I think the fair choice if nukes-to-prevent posters go would just be to get it over with and end the United States in nuclear holocaust, or perhaps some biological agent.
It'd get rid of all the bad posters.
>>503429
>attempted
lol
If I'm going down I'd just dose up on some PCP and become a PCP Hulk with a bomb strapped to my chest that would eject frozen pizza shards and cum at such a high velocity they'd enter donald's mouth and give him HIV and a proper way to actually eat a pizza through his chest.
This is is really also a bad come back to my very funny assasinating donald trump posts grant is mad over.
>>503431
Yes, he's under 6'0, which should disqualify him and eject him to immediate castration in an ideal world.
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>>503430
it implies people with greater physical abilities than others are somehow 'better'
it's very triggering for the differently-abled
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>>503433
manlets... when will they learn?
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>>503434
for all you yell about triggering you people act more triggered than anyone tbh
No.503437
i haven't been able to jerk off all the time lately so when i do get to cum i cum buckets, feels so good.
No.503438
honestly though the world would be better off if vfan killed trump.
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No.503441
if donald trump wants to be president he has to show us his dick first. it's only fair.
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>>503441
taft did it, why can't trump?
is he not american enough to show us his dick?
No.503444
Show us your penis Donald
No.503445
this is the first time ive had soda in months
i feel so dirty
No.503446
can we get someone to catfish dick pics from donald?
No.503447
I wonder what color Donald's pubes are?
Does he also have a dick wig that matches his actual wig?
Does he have orange curly clown pubes?
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>>503447
why are you thinking about that
why are you making me think about that
vfaaaaaaaan
No.503449
Fact of the matter is, Donald Trump just doesn't have any genitals whatsoever.
At least, not since the incident...
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>>503448
post better or leave
No.503451
PC > PS4 > Wii U >>>>>>>>>>>>> Xbox One
3DS >>> Vita
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Dreams logged: 3 (87, 55, 99)
Images saved: 24 (7)
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>>503451
yeah this is true
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why is microsoft so greedy
arent they already rich as shit
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i wonder how many daddy fetishists are jerking it to trump right now
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>>503450
im gonna do neither and theres nothing you can do to stop me
No.503460
If Drake is Zaddy what is Trump.
Traddy? Dundy? Drundy? Truddy? Trundy?
all of these work.
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holy shit
I just stared up at my ceiling in my filthy room and there's this big ass silverfish like the biggest silverfish I've ever seen on my ceiling I want to puke I'm going to kill it with my mace.
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>>503458
Every time Donald Trump climaxes he is legally obligated to moan hysterically his previous catch phrase, per agreement with Warren Buffet.
"Y-your'e f-fired"
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>>503423
what does ableist even mean?
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i can't wait to blog about it constantly when it comes out
are you excited for that, hsg?
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>>503469
yes,
remind me,
what is that?
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>>503468
like racism but with disabilities
like, using autistic as an insult is ableist
assuming someone in a wheelchair is beneath you (not literally hehe) is ableist
those are reasonable that most people will agree with but it also applies to mental illness to and you know how people feel about brain problems
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Update.
I have no chair in my room.
Just a mattress and a yoga ball.
I braved standing on top of the Yoga Ball with a can of mace and sprayed that fucker back into the paleozoic.
the pest is dead. I could have died HSG, but I survived.
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>>503472
oh well, there's always next time.
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>>503472
Silverfish are harmless you pussy
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where do silverfish even come from
its the only bug i see in my room
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>>503474
silverfish startles her, she loses balance, she forgot to put the mattress under her because shes dumb, she falls on the can of mace and dies in the ensuing explosion, silverfish takes her soul
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>>503476
>>503477
don't reply to my posts
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i have 30 minutes right now to work out until i can again at 7pm
time management is hard
No.503481
we think we are free. a series of meaningful movement
i think it's so pathetic. don't you?
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>>503485
wesley could you at least spoil it
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>>503477
No only moths eat clothes and daddy long legs are the spawn of satan
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>>503485
peri is not for sexual!
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>>503488
>daddy long legs are the spawn of satan
they are fucking cute
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>>503491
this but with peridot instead
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>>503492
im gonna to murder and/or cannibalize you
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>>503496
they are super chill
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>>503496
its just a bad angle okay, he wasn't particularly photogenic that day
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>>503497
No they aren't they're skittery and gross
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>>503498
They're literally long gross alien insect heads on disgusting twitchy legs
No.503502
i hate having to download anything over 100mb from my browser
if it stops loading for a couple seconds it just cuts everything off and downloads everything unfinished or makes me start all over again
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>>503501
Good think I find dick "girls" even more disgusting
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>>503504
thing*
But seriously I'm glad the Cocknaya meme has died
No.503507
Guys, I need that piece of speculative fanart about Lord English, the one where he's tall as shit and his head is fire. You know the one.
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>can't remember the saga of dreams i had this morning
no!
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>>503508
Ants are like the least gross bug
After maybe ladybugs
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>>503510
they are
the worst
they bite and they swarm and they're everywhere
they covered me head to toe once when i was little kid
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>>503511
>they covered me head to toe once when i was little kid
well just because you got raped by fire ants as a wee lad doesn't mean all ants are bad
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sometimes my house gets ants in the summer and it drives you fuckin nutty to have to constantly check your legs when you're sitting at the computer or else be surprised with a bite
would randomly get in my bed too
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>>503506
its only dead because the comics dead
if people come back so will it
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okay black ants are cool i'm fine with them but mound ants need to be eradicated from reality
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>>503506
>cocknaya
>meme
lmao
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>>503515
No all fire ants need to be gassed
Not all ants are bad
Ironically the black ones are the best in this case
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>>503521
go away and blog about it
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>>503521
so which skypefag are you
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>>503523
never used skype in my life
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>>503523
he's some crossie
y'all should hang out and talk about crossie things
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>>503525
>>503526
i don't like him; he's not vfan
No.503528
i'm gonna do it
im gonna get the ps quadruple
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>>503527
and you're my least favorite
No.503530
little do they know that i have them filtered and never look at their posts
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>>503531
i didnt read this but i bet its poop
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>>503532
nope, not a peridot to be seen
No.503534
oh dang, the state elections are coming up on saturday
i really hope we don't get another bobby jindal, that guy ruined the state
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>>503534
oh boy, i can't wait for tumblr to not shut up about how people should vote for this one guy or another because he advocates nigger rights or trans people getting to make up their own pronouns
No.503538
i know what i'm going to do with this focaccia
i'm going to make a fucking sandwich out of it, it's going to be great
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>>503534
haven't we been shit for a while though
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>>503540
like three other people live in Louisiana
i almost hooked up with one of them but iirc he said something about not wanting me to be his first time
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>>503536
>part Donald Trump
>toxic
this was written by some fucking SJW pasta generator
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>>503536
why do they keep making new star wars
the plot is done already
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>>503543
it's complaining about raycism, what do you think?
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>>503545
$
it's always $ you dumb shit
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hsg i just wrote an exam, which was okay, except my nose started running 10 minutes into it and i was trapped in my seat with mucous slowly enveloping my entire body
it was horrible.
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Tbh I just want another show like Star Wars: The Clone Wars
It was the best thing to come out of the prequels
No.503554
sign in with twitter, facebook, or nintendo network id o_O
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>>503552
i couldnt stay to face the rest of the day, i just left.
today is done
No.503556
my french teacher is so cute i love her
her husband looks like someone straight out of jackass though
im going to cuck him
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>>503556
silly little beta boy... you can't cuck
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>>503557
yes I can!
it'll be just like in my japanese hentais!!!
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No.503561
>Spotify is recommending Burzum to me
...you okay there, buddy?
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>>503560
i just wanted to mine some ore tbh
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>>503559
i played runescape for a grand total of an hour.
No.503564
*logs into your ass*
*raids it*
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*plants a virus in the bomb*
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should i work out for the next hour and a half or do school work
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>>503569
work out your mind by doing school work
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Bane posting will never die.
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>>503569
your body is more important than the epic gpa meme
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>>503573
I don't get the vape
No.503582
who needs college when you got bulging muscles
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>>503496
this but literally unironically
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>>503536
>le gamergate bogeyman
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>back to Guts in november
MR. MIURA'S WILD RIDE WILL BE OVER SOON
ARE YOU READY TO GET OFF THAT FUCKING BOAT?
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this one goes out to my nigga sponge
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>>503581
Delta Dark Nepeta: Her final form
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>>503587
I want to play undertaleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>503587
I'm going to fuck that spider-y thing
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>>503589
buy it
pirate it
whatever
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>>503591
do you have a link?
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>>503593
direct download link?
no
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>>503597
Yeah the demo was really fun
Communicating with those little icons was hella comf
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>>503587
spider is not for sexual
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>>503598
where do I get this demo you're speaking of?
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No.503602
why do people like the spider so much though
as far as I know undyne is more important to the story but spider girl has three times as much porn
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>>503602
I really like her music and her fight's the most fun.
Also she stops attacking you if you give her money (or later when she finds out you gave her money).
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>>503600
I got it in an email because I have a club nintendo account but they shut that down
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>>503600
It's in the thread on /vg/ I think.
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>>503606
What are they replacing that with again
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>>503609
Haven't announced it yet I think.
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>>503604
nice skin colored piercing
No.503612
I hate myself for cucking you
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>>503606
>>503607
fuck, that's for NA, do you know how it works for yuro?
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>>503613
>living in yuro
Ha
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>>503617
He's talking about Triforce heroes
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DUDE GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNS
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>>503623
That's a good color scheme
No.503629
when's fedorafreak coming back
No.503630
could you write fedorafreak today？
No.503631
wwhens captain eridan comin back
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>>503633
no we are just dead
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>>503637
they can shapeshift buttholes
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>>503637
only if they morph it, like everything else.
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>>503636
almost looks as if she has a unibrown I'm not the only one seeing that right
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>>503640
you're the only one
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goo morning
>>503507
were you lookin for this guy
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>>503644
that's the design, but i think he's talking about the original piece of art
No.503646
I just realized thundersnail rhymes with undertail.
How dumb am I?
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>>503647
how dumb am i for forgetting how to spell under tale?
No.503652
undertail more like UNDERFAIL
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>>503646
anon what are you DOING?
No.503654
rev thinks i don't know where or what madagascar is... he insults me...
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>>503587
this is extremely epic
>no way to date muffet
>no way to even contact muffet after the battle
these are not epic
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>>503655
>no way to even contact muffet after the battle
kek kek kekkitty kek
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>>503654
Afro circus afro circus polka dot polka dot polka dot afro
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>>503655
>didn't even go back and check on her before getting the true ending
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>>503654
where is madagascar though?
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>>503654
do you actually keep in contact with rev
my favourite hsg ship is still going strong :D
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>>503659
it's off the southeast coast of africa...
it's where the epic meme lemurs live...
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>>503661
yeah we text
>>503658
i fucked up
i should've done more of that in earthbound too
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>>503666
where is that though
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>>503672
i need one of these for all the trolls and kids
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>>503673
is that where Eri lives?
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>>503663
out of everyone from hsg you walked away with the 40 year old neckbeard who watches porn with trannies who look like you
bravo
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>>503675
No that's Eritrea
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>>503676
you're acting like he's the only hsgfriend i'm friends with
not even close
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>>503677
but you said that's near djibouti
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>>503679
No that's Epictrea
No.503681
God I want to lick vfan's horrible cunt
I hope shit posting will impress her
Also why am I the worst poster here?
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>>503682
Near Ja booty! It's not that hard...
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>>503683
does ja booty have a lot of booty?
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>>503684
No every one there is an emaciated skeleton
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>>503678
now im curious
who else but wonk and rev?
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>>503686
what if he's friends with vfan
what if you're getting cucked by sponge
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>>503688
vfan says they're lovers
its already happened
No.503690
>>503682
i filter anons do a better job next time
No.503691
>Konami Denies Hideo Kojima Has Left, Says He's 'On Vacation'
U wot m8
No.503692
>>503690
stop talking to yourself
No.503693
>>503691
Wow this is like 3 months late
No.503694
>>503691
What the fuck happens at Konami
Who the fuck is running that shit show
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No.503696
time is a social construct
defy the chronoarchy, do things when you feel like it
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No.503699
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>503691
>>503694
see 0:12 to 0:50
No.503701
i wonder what the exact relationship between getting cucked and being a numale is
like, are they already numales, and their fear of oppressing their gf/wife with their privilege causes them to allow her to exit monogamy while praising themselves inwardly for being so progressive
or
are they fairly normal if annoyingly liberal people who get cuckolded and, as a coping mechanism, they fling themselves headlong into the numale archetype to make it all seem intentional and okay, like a rape victim who thinks herself a slut
these are the important questions
No.503702
>>503699
Thanks for reminding me that I have a 3 year backlog on Zero Punctuation
No.503703
you want a good girl but you need a bad pussy
No.503704
>>503701
Please speak English.
No.503705
>>503704
numale cucktected
No.503706
thread theme: desperate screaming
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>>503708
>Reply to thread 'String Tension Super Thread (Got a string question? Post it here!)'
Okay thanks
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>>503708
>You've received a gift copy of the game Spermination
I was trying to forget...
No.503714
FUCK H3R R1GHT 1N TH3 PUSSY
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No.503717
This ol' Kan, she played six
She played knick-knack on her dicks
With a knick-knack paddywhack
Give the Rose a bone
This ol' Kan came the whole way home
No.503718
>>503714
*fucks her right in the asshole*
No.503719
>>503644
That design, but I wanted the one with the overcoat.
No.503720
>>503718
YOU FOOL
YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL
No.503722
i can't stop watching the new star wars trailer
me hype
me hype
No.503723
>>503722
*gives you a rainbow lolipop*
No.503724
awful thread full of awful children
No.503725
>>503722
same
it looks so good
i hope its better than the first ones to make nerds rage
No.503726
hey seriously, somebody answer this
could you theoretically have a small storage box put in the spot where your appendix used to be?
like a pocket or altoids tin, but on your actual body instead of clothes.
No.503727
>>503722
Hahaha wew
All the charm is gone it's just a mixture of corporate underwriting and Diversity™ now
And that lightsaber is fucking stupid
No.503728
>cute girl sending me flirty drunk texts
ITS HAPPENING
No.503729
>>503726
why would you want to
No.503730
>>503727
did you know some people are actually unironically bitching about there being a black guy in it
can you possibly imagine living such a sad existence
No.503731
>>503730
thats a youtube comment anon
No.503733
>>503730
Yes that's dumb but it doesn't matter if the guy is black, white, asian or purple
The movie will still be shit
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>>503733
it will be better than the originals >:)
No.503736
i've never seen star wars, but i bet yoda is going to kick the wookie's ass
No.503738
>>503734
Just fuck off to reddit or tumblr tbh if you can't see the problem with YouTube comment s
No.503740
>>503738
no, i mean
how did that invalidate the thing i said
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No.503742
here is a rant
i want a qt gf
a negrobooty gf
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No.503744
>>503735
like that's hard to do
No.503745
>>503738
but also honestly hsg is now literally youtube comment tier
No.503746
>>503739
>>503737
not even ae or autism kitten are going to read all that
No.503747
No.503748
Russia is back bitches ! Get bombed to shit pieces you fucking DAESH IGIL SONS OF BITCHEZ !
No.503750
who gives a fuck about race in the star wars
when is jar jar binks coming back
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No.503752
>>503745
hsg is somewhat ironic at least
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No.503754
forget race in star wars, i want to star in the race wars
No.503756
>>503750
Also the black guy ends up with the white chick if the leaked script is right
No.503757
>>503728
get those mouthpics
No.503758
>>503739
>>503737
i think that if wealth redistribution or basic income really catch on, child abuse will be much less of a problem
or at least it would eliminate the problem of poor parents taking out their money frustration on their kids
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>>503759
>>503761
Cuccs
>>503762
Double cucc
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>>503762
so is jurassic park
No.503768
>>503756
dude seriously who gives a fuck
as much as i subscribe to the epic cuck meme, it'd be nice if nobody gave a shit about him being black aside from maybe a few "i like that this character is epic representation"s
i just want it to be a good star wars movie
i wouldn't give a fuck if it was about a gay aboriginal who ends up with two gay muscular gungans as long as it was as fun as the other movies
No.503769
i've never watched a star wars but i want a light saber
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>>503769
the gig, assassinate the drifter...
No.503773
>>503770
>as she throws a tantrum over her wall of armchair drug lobbying being deleted
No.503774
if anything, star wars fucked up by not giving samuel l jackson a bigger part
i'd rather have a good black actor than shitshow lebôúf or whoever the fuck
No.503776
>>503771
no one cares dude
the cuck meme is only rarely funny
No.503778
heh... hehehe...
cuck! cuck! ha aha ah ha! cuck!
No.503779
>>503777
least i'm not mad, lol
No.503780
>>503768
>>503770
Ah the good ol' "b-b-but Lando and Mace Windu!!!" argument
They weren't screwing de white wimmin
No.503782
>>503771
take it from the cucks mouth...
i'm going to give this movie some of my beta bucks...
No.503783
i only get mad at consequential things, like random people on hsg
No.503784
HE is a cuck!
HE is a cuck!
this kong is a cuck!
ahahahaha!!!
No.503786
i'm mad! mad about cucks!
No.503787
*jacks off to youtube slideshows of kisekae transformations*
i guess this is what i do now
No.503788
>>503780
so fucking what
i don't understand how you can give shit about that in a universe like star wars's
i'm just kind of pissed it doesn't look like there are more alien characters
No.503789
poor people beating their kids = It's the rich people's fault for not giving them their money so they can spend it on stuff instead of wanting to beat their kids
laffo
No.503791
>>503785
i thought you weren't white
No.503792
>>503790
grant cucks you everyday
No.503793
>>503791
she's a mediterranean breeze
No.503794
>>503768
i think people get so used to making fun of tumblr getting offended at ridiculous shit that they basically become nega-tumblr and get offended at equally ridiculous shit because it aligns with tumblr in their mind
i think for most of them they aren't upset directly at the character being black, but rather that they see the black character and immediately assume tumblr is going to like it and so therefore they must hate it. and so you end up with these two groups of people who feel like they're fighting evil extremists while reacting to completely mundane things in extreme ways.
No.503795
>>503785
>ruining your genitals with bbc
ewwwww
No.503797
>>503794
i think you're pretty right
No.503798
>>503785
Yes vfan we know you're a whore
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>>503794
>>503797
fuck off to tumblr, cucks
No.503801
>>503739
Drugs are for degenerates
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>>503799
you're pretty delusional
No.503807
if night of the living dead came out today, i wonder who would be angrier
nega-tumblr because there's a black guy as the lead
or tumblr because he gets shot by whities in the end
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>>503785
Yeah you'd be the dreaded white male
No.503810
>>503801
this but unironically
No.503812
>>503806
i'm not
i don't fucking care about that
see? you're delusional
No.503813
>>503803
masc-nerds can't be cucked. we're too smart, dominant, and can see it happening to stop it.
No.503814
>>503796
not reading
owned, cunt!
No.503815
are we just going to sit here and pretend the person who do drugs deserves to be treated as an actual human.
No.503816
>>503806
>you
>every anon is the same person
and down the rabbit hole she goes
No.503818
i just realized that "star wars" backwards is "sraw rats"
No.503819
are we just going to sit here and pretend the person who deserves to be treated as an actual human.
No.503820
>>503729
why wouldn't you?
the appendix is a useless organ, tons of people have to have them removed for medical reasons.
if you have a box or pocket in your body where it used to be, you can put stuff in there that you NEVER want to be without. plus, if you just didn't want to use your pockets or don't HAVE any pockets, you can still carry shit with you.
the average human appendix size is 9cm by 7.5cm, you could fit a ton of shit in there!
keys, money, and ID, a small phone, maybe a set of lockpicks if you're the cautious type.
why
would
you
not
No.503822
>>503817
it happens every time you are here... i think you would learn by now... but i guess you're just too stupid
No.503824
>>503820
your body would reject it
No.503825
are we just going to sit here.
No.503827
I'm not going to stand here and let my friend do this!
No.503828
>>503824
not if the operation is done right. it could be made similarly to normal medical implants, but instead of just sitting there, you can open it and store shit in it.
No.503829
>>503820
think you`re on to something tbh
No.503830
*wwaves tentacocky-kun to hsg*
No.503831
>>503823
how does somebody own "not having a job"
No.503832
>>503826
wait but i have a good idea though
he knows >>503829
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>>503828
dud why open new hole on your body when you have your own butthole to store stuff
No.503837
Someone should patent the Appendo-Cabinet
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>>503826
by getting a brain
No.503841
i wonder if i could get my organs to function inside a metal shell
No.503842
>>503835
hmmmmm
can someone own a trait?
wait, is he the one that owns the trait for everybody? like if you could be described by the trait "jobless", are you just borrowing it from bsp?
is he a joblessness elemental???
*rips bong*
No.503845
>>503843
nobody is actually mad about the black guy in star wars
No.503846
>>503843
>bland action movie nobody cares about
are you retarded
No.503848
>>503836
A) that takes conditioning and training
my thing takes one operation
B) you can't take a shit while you store stuff in your butthole
C) whatever you keep in there would get all nasty and dirty
D) some people might be perpetually aroused by that
box-where-the-appendix-used-to-be beats ass-storage any day
No.503849
>>503838
hey
>>503842
yeah its pretty much like how david bowie owns being a classy gay dude
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>>503845
shhhh don't spoil the liberal narrative
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>>503820
quit smoking so much weed
No.503854
I can't keep track of what I have and haven't posted
No.503855
>>503843
>bland action movie nobody cares about
...
No.503857
>>503854
maybe you should post something else then........
No.503858
>>503854
abandon all standards. nobody cares either way
No.503859
>>503853
if you wanted you could keep weed in your box and the coppers would never know
i'm proud to say this idea came while i was sober
exhausted from doing shit, but sober
No.503861
>>503848
>having to do an actual surgery, doing the post surgery treatment/recovery and getting your body used to a foreign is more simple than finger your butthole everyone now and then
yeah no
No.503862
>>503844
oh i guess he used "owned" in a context meaning "you have been defeated"
wait, does this mean he has defeated or been defeated by joblessness
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>>503860
you're wrong? vfan, you're wrong
i'm not angry, you're just wrong
we both know you can never admit that either, so keep acting like you're right, i guess
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>>503849
>david bowie reference after the 90s
niiiice
No.503872
star wars hasn't been relevant in multiple decades
getting upset about black people in it is stupid as fuck but don't pretend it's still some massive thing, it barely was when the prequels were coming out
No.503874
>>503859
I'm proud to say my mind hasn't deteriorated this much yet
No.503875
>>503863
AND DA SHREK STARTS COMING AND HE DONT STOP COMING
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SOME WHAT'S WRONG WITH TAKIN THE MASK OFF
No.503880
whenever I checked the whole star war boycott tag on twitter it was just a load of /pol/ shitposting
are there really people out there taking that seriously?
No.503881
>>503873
nah fam, i am just jonking with ya
messing around
having a joyous and silly conversation
No.503882
>>503850
board-owner grant man i'd like to sincerely apologize for being a duck last night. i still don't approve of that ban, but i vastly overreacted
do you like my idea of having a box or pocket surgically implanted where your appendix used to be?
>>503874
>>503877
>>503878
i'm proud to say i have yet to do any actual form of illegal drugs
No.503883
>>503882
fuck, i meant being a dick
No.503884
>>503881
*joke lol what even is a jonk?
No.503885
>>503882
I was referring to vfan actually
No.503886
>>503854
Then just don't post it
No.503887
>>503880
It's another "joke" hashtag that some dumb memers came up with and then everyone caught wind of it, thought it was legit, and shit themselves in fury.
Some people probably started doing it legitimately too, though.
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>>503880
i don't get why it's taking the world so long to start assuming people are being intentionally retarded rather than comically evil mustache twirlers
No.503891
>>503888
nice everything
slightly curious if they're mtf though
No.503892
racism actually is over and everybody racist is just ironic
No.503896
me want more stevey uni!!!
No.503897
>>503891
i think she's just some ero cosplayer
No.503898
>>503893
nice everything
slightly curious if they're mtf though
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No.503900
*Puts myself in a lifetime of debt just so I can be an elitist to nerds on the internet*
No.503901
>>503896
we're gonna be feelin' that feel for awhile, laddie....
No.503902
>>503896
*pulls out my steven-kun*
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No.503904
when is vfan ever not wrong about something
No.503905
>>503869
she said star wars is irrelevant and aside from little kids who jizz over vader and 40 year olds with nostalgia no one actually cares that much about it
which is right
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No.503907
today i have officially lost 20 pounds since i started dieting
i have ascended down the rungs of pretty chub and skinnyfat to land squarely at unhealthy-looking
and now to go.... full skele.........
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>>503904
she's right about roxykitten being autistic
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>>503911
Ha ha, you have to pay for college
No.503913
sometimes it feels like someone is pinching my left nut
No.503914
>>503907
better do it fast or you'll miss Halloween skele-anon
No.503915
>>503911
what could be your other reasons
it's clearly not for you to learn considering you're still retarded
No.503917
watching hsg interact with vfan is great fun
its like watching a crowd of preteen girls talking about how great justin bieber is, and then another girl walks up and rants about how one direction is better
and before a few minutes both sides are bawling and swearing, and i'm just sitting by the jungle gym drinking my pumpkin spice latte and having a hearty chortle listening to avenged sevenfold
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>>503917
that analogy doesn't make a single shred of sence
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>>503907
>dieting and regularly exercising for two months
>scale hasn't shifted at all
m-maybe it's broken
No.503925
>>503924
muscle is denser than fat
No.503926
>>503917
>Avenged Sevenfold
So you're actually younger than the girls who listen to Justin Bieber and One Direction?
No.503927
the metallic sheen of his cocky-kun
No.503929
>>503928
that sure is a screencap
No.503930
>>503928
>>503929
it sure is isn't it?
No.503931
>>503928
what you playin at sucka
No.503932
>>503928
needs some epic reaction pics in there
No.503933
>>503929
I believe the term is screenshot
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>>503926
>>503921
>>503918
come at me, garbage-kuns, i'll be your dump truck
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>>503931
>>503932
hey fuck you, nobody batted an eye when someone did that in another thread.
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>>503940
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh ok
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>>503940
I'm not even arguing with you on the star wars thing you're right. I was just saying that guy's fucking stupid, which he is.
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No.503947
*Puts myself in thousands of dollars of debt just to be an elitist to virgins on the internet*
No.503948
*leaks nudes to a person that was obviously gonna post them*
No.503949
>>503935
You listen to bad metal
No.503950
>>503942
>the more you get mad at me, the bigger my posts tend to be.
it's almost like there's a missing link here...
whoa...
No.503951
I only listen to hardcore metal, like Fall Out Boy and Panic At The Disco
No.503952
>>503948
thats why i only send nudes to my bff wesley
i know he'll never betray me
No.503953
>>503951
fall out boy and panic at the disco probably have better songs than any "metal" bands but they're still pretty bad bands so it's like comparing a wet fart to diarrhea
No.503954
>>503940
>someone says she has just as little chill as the rest of us faggots
>'haha, yeah guys get some chill, wow'
>'you guys are so ridiculous and neurotic, seriously chill out'
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>>503949
sounds like you're dreamin, son, why don't you wake up
and grab a brush and put on a little make-up
No.503958
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>503953
Fall Out Boy have like a few songs that are great and the rest are mediocre
No.503959
>>503956
are these lyrics
maybe i should put on some make up
No.503960
>>503958
yea that was the point of my post
No.503961
i avoided fall out boy all my teenage years cause I thought it was dumb scene emo shit
I finally started listening to them this year and oh wow they`re actually good whtthe heck
No.503962
>>503952
thanks grant, that means a lot.
No.503963
>>503951
>>503953
Foile-a-deux is a strong 8 possibly a very light 9
No.503964
LET'S BE ALONE TOGETHEEEER, WE CAN STAY YOUNG FOREVEEEEEEEEER
No.503966
I only listen to music that describes how I feel like Linkin Park
No.503967
TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
WE ARE YOUNGGGGG
SO ILL SET THE WORLD ON FIIIREEEE
WE CAN GROW BRIIGHTER
THAN THE SUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
No.503968
>>503940
>I say something in ways I think you could get angry over but instead you pick apart the most neurotic elements of it which you assume I'll work with, so I do, and it just gets so neurotic that you're calling me stupid for not being as neurotic as you're being and me calling you stupid for being so neurotic.
>none of you have any chill.
how is it you always manage to enact and deny these delusions of yours so closely together
like somehow you seem to think youre made of rubber when youre the stickiest motherfucker this side of pornhub
its mindboggleing
No.503969
who needs music when you have yeast
No.503970
I need it
why are sako rifles so sexy
fucking finns
No.503971
I'm gonna go shave my pubes, later fam
No.503972
*unironically listens to protomen*
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>>503953
> have better songs than any "metal" bands
pfff
Also whats that other emo band that sings black parade (?) i think, i like one song of them (not black parade)
No.503974
>>503967
are all their lyrics so trite
No.503976
who needs music when you have GUNS
LMAO DUDE
No.503977
>>503974
probably
that's the only good song they've ever made to my knowledge
No.503978
>>503972
Are you the person who kept throwing shitfits over The Protomen
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>>503978
the protomen are a shitty band, so that's at least two people
i thought drsonic was the only one who jerked off to them
No.503983
>>503979
this is my fetish
No.503984
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
The singer from Funs old band is better than Fun
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>>503973
my chemical romance
is it off their first album? my emo streak dropped off after that
No.503988
*Calls other peoples taste in music shit when I only listen to video game soundtracks*
No.503989
Also mainstream pop is best mainstream
No.503990
>>503979
God object-oriented programming gets me so wet.
No.503991
>>503988
vgm is awesome...
No.503992
the glaciers are melting and we're still worried about niggers and jews
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>>503987
i dunno
i think the actual name of the song is "nanananana" but you can find it as "look alive sunshine"
No.503994
>>503992
well that will take care of the niggers
No.503995
the niggers and jews are melting and we're still worried about the glaciers
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>>503997
but whos gonna save u :/
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>>503997
good!!! i wanna play life is strange now I`ve been reading about it all day
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>>503996
i dont analyze a damned word you say
but you do say a lot of them which tells me you give entirely too many fucks
shut up
No.504005
>>503999
bring back gregorian chants
No.504006
>shitty online class
>Really dumb online lectures from some 50 year old woman
>Look at the 'study guide'
>It's literally just every single thing from all of the lectures
well
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No.504008
>listen you fucking big dunder fucker
what did they mean by this?
No.504009
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Synthwave > whatever your favorite genre is
No.504010
>>504004
>i dont analyze a damned word you say
then stop analyzing a damnded word I say.
>>504003
I didn't get any sleep last night so I had to take a sick day this morning. but it's 352 pm. Idk where you live but it's 352 in the afternoon is 352 in the afternoon and not bed time, but it is a nice nap time.
No.504011
>>504008
she wants you yo listen you big dunder fucker
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>>504007
somebody should edit this to have nepeta's face over all their faces
No.504014
>>504007
oh god
halloween came early and wonk is back from the dead
kill it with morals
No.504015
DO NOT RESPOND TO TRIPFAGS
SEND THEM BACK TO TUMBLR
No.504016
>>504008
fucking listen you big dunder fucker
No.504017
>>504006
yep! best part of online learning, they have all of the work notes and code snippets and templates and so on.
No.504018
>>504012
What planet do you live on where fedoras listen to synthwave, or any electronic music for that matter
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No.504020
it`s hard to divide my attention
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>>504014
its an amazing performance you should watch
No.504022
>>504017
i dont know if youre being ironic or not but dont put out a study guide if its just literally every note
No.504023
>>503848
Did you know poop is only in there when you have to poop? It's literally not in your colon or w/e until it's time.
just saying
No.504024
No.504025
>>504022
They do this at online courses everywhere, though. Seriously, lynda dot com will teach you anything you want and give you so much material to study on your own time.
No.504026
No.504027
the base of my skull hurts for some reason
what's happening
No.504028
>>504025
I don't think you understand what I'm talking about dude. This is a normal university class except it's online. The 'class' is just the teacher reading from a book over a slideshow on youtube.
No.504029
>>504027
you're giving birth
No.504030
>>504027
you're gonna turn into a catgirl because you're so stressed out
No.504032
fucking die ben
fucking die ben
fucking die ben
fucking die ben
fucking die ben
fucking die ben
fucking die ben
fucking die ben
fucking die ben
fucking die ben
fucking die ben
fucking die ben
fucking die ben
fucking die ben
fucking die ben
fucking die ben
fucking die ben
No.504034
>>504032
>>504033
i love you two too
No.504035
>>504027
sounds like you got... ... ... ... ... ...
... ...
neck-itis
No.504037
No.504039
>>504034
FUCKING DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT STOP REBLOGGING YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAARFHGGG FUCK YOUUUUUUUU
No.504040
Who the fuck is Ben and who gives a fuck
No.504041
>>504023
so, what does that mean when i felt a turd when i was fingering butthole
did she have to poop really bad and was holding it for my epic self, or were my spider-like fingers probing her intestines
No.504042
No.504043
i love ben! don't be mean to ben...
No.504044
>>504031
*angrily puts head down on chopping block*
my last words: blink182 was leagues better than your shitty music
No.504045
>>504040
he must be erased
No.504046
i'm going to fucking cry
the girl was helding a massive shit spong why did you play with her booty
No.504047
>>504044
This but unironically
No.504049
>>504041
maybe both
maybe your spider fingers made her want to poop more
No.504050
Green Day is better than anything Vfan listens to
No.504051
>>504039
stop reblogging what
>>504040
hi
its me
ben
No.504052
>>504049
how absolutely, positively epic
one could compare it to the parting of the red seas
but shittier only in the most literal sense
No.504053
>UPDATE: Detroit pastor that shot, killed man during church service was allegedly sleeping with deceased's wife
This is some advanced cucking
No.504056
No.504057
>>504054
what's my age again, what's my age again???
No.504058
i almost hate myself for wanting an x-files/twin peaks cross-over featuring bill cipher
No.504059
No.504060
ben should be cherished and cared for
he's the last of his species
No.504061
No.504063
>>504058
what's wrong with cipher
No.504064
>>504050
vfan doesn't listen to green day? but it fits her so well
No.504066
WHO 3LS3 POPP3D 4 BON3R WH3N TH3 B34T DROPP3D
No.504067
i hate it how trunks and goten turned super saiyan really young at age
No.504068
>>504059
Yes! Ahahaha! It's too late! Ben will be slaughtered! Struggle all you want, maggot, it can't be helped! Ahahaha ahahahaha!
No.504069
WHO 3LS3 DROPP3D 4 BON3R WH3N TH3 B34T POPP3D
No.504071
i will stop both ben and the ben haters
i will end this war
No.504072
>>504063
nothing! he's epic!
No.504073
>>504067
it's from power level overexposure
No.504075
Taking over/under bets on whether Cletus will complain about how he was wrongfully banned when he comes back
No.504076
No.504077
No.504080
No.504120
>>504041
Literally just shit and no one knows how to douche anymore.
No.504214
>>503820
>"hey bae hold on, gimmie a sec"
>reaches into appendix gap pocket
>withdraws condoms
>puts them on
>"let's fuck"