No.504081
a meido to surpass metal gear
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No.504085
this is now an anime thread
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>>504074
i guess you could say he's quite a "baller"
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>>504088
this shit is already awful, lets go back to talking about surgically implanting boxes where our appendixes should go
No.504092
imagine if you will
the worlds thickest booty
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No.504095
seriously i would read the fuck out of fanfiction about agent mulder and agent cooper working together
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>The Boss sneaking suit
Why the hell not
No.504099
>>504096
you're so fuckin subhuman
No.504100
>>504094
Chu2koi is the worst show Kyoani have put out recently
No.504102
>>504101
think fast
*slits throat with a boxcutter*
No.504103
>>504100
alright you're still the worst anon
No.504104
>>504096
oh i was going to ask you about some of the yuri you posted a few days ago
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>>504103
And you're a pedo
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>>504104
source is tumblr xD
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>>504106
and you're a vitard
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>>504098
>The chest area can be unzipped for a tactical advantage.
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>>504115
Why would I own any consoles, stop projecting
No.504119
>>504117
i had to uninstall because of p_p
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>>504118
you play handhelds because it's a good distraction while you're looking for black people to yell at on the internet
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>>504124
holding yourself to standards is pathetic. okay, lol.
No.504127
>>504126
what'd p_p do to change your opinion on it
No.504129
>>504126
allowing other people's opinions to change your own in this context is pathetic. okay!!! lol!!!
No.504130
how long would it take to play all the metal gear games?
No.504133
>>504129
i already beat the game. it had to go.
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>>504133
but... you just said you had to uninstall it because of p_p... not because you beat it... hm... mr. clipton, did you trear down this wall?... ?
No.504140
>>504138
i had to get rid of my mh4u cart because of ben. gamestop was closed so i just threw it down a storm drain.
No.504141
>>504123
Or I can use this thing called a phone and use emulators on it
No.504143
>>504140
>mh4u
it's a big cart...
No.504144
>>504141
but you can't emulate trails of cold steel...
No.504145
>>504140
i probably lost all of my ds/3ds games aside from fe:a so that kind of sucks
No.504148
>>504147
are these any particular semen demons or
No.504151
>>504150
>jade
>as diamonds droog
fuck you buddy
No.504153
*wwashes awway the anger*
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all i've had to eat today is some tomato bisque and a dr.pepper
consequently, me hungy!
No.504159
*stands here wwhile realizin that you wwere just like me*
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>>504163
right here
*takes a big sweaty dump on you*
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>>504132
???
Man I can't even navigate the internet anymore, this is hilarious.
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>>504163
years in the past
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>>504173
Like thats even fuckin up to me at this point
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>>504173
>>504174
trust me when i say, NOTHING good can come of muscling in on the namefags' turf
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>>504176
Thanks for letting us know
No.504184
>>504181
why are you trying to someone moody
stop
No.504185
>>504176
I love the colors and shine so much. It's hard not to like images like these.
No.504187
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No.504189
I have so many pictures saved, it's hard to post any of them to validate anything. But I love them all.
No.504192
It's good to have standards, too. Or was it boundaries?
I'm learning slow.
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>>504190
what does it feel like to make something like this
No.504196
>>504190
delete this and then delete yourself
No.504197
hahahahhaha fine I'll be back later. Trust me.
No.504198
>>504190
now that's quality
No.504199
No.504200
how do we, as a species, stop brownpillers
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>>504207
this is the best scat yet!
No.504211
>>504207
epic kingdom hearts hair
No.504212
>>504210
you were already posting it shitwit
No.504216
>Jade has the most scat
Lel.
No.504217
>>504198
Do you have the other one?
No.504219
how do i sell items over the internet
No.504220
>>504215
i still cant believe you need a license to own a tv
No.504221
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>>504222
ok well since you dont want specifics
just use ebay
No.504227
>>504223
what do i do if someone wins a bid for an item
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>>504227
why not google it you dumb bitch
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>>504227
congratulate them on managing to not be a dumbass
No.504234
>>504231
i hope you get stabbed right above the groin, you slimy cunt
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>>504227
send the item to them
No.504238
i should probably change pants i think ive been wearing these for at least 3 weeks and i think one part of them has become hard from cum
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>>504238
you filthy subhuman
No.504244
reflect a knife with your cummy stain
No.504245
>>504243
please insult me more i need to jack off
No.504246
eh reh! eh reh!
eh rehhhhhhhhhhhhh~!
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No.504249
hsg buy/sell/trade thread
No.504251
I think Zwid might be a legitimate downie
No.504252
>>504249
this isn't a trading server fuck off
No.504253
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>>504249
QUICKBUYING UNUSUALS 4 KEYS EACH
No.504256
*reports hsg for sharking to acesgamer*
No.504257
*trades his earbuds for a vintage crit-a-cola because he really wanted the full set of vintage things and he didnt think he would get it*
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No.504263
can we get a mossy thread going
No.504267
>>504250
i like how the taiwanese say Oregon
"ohn-la-gown"
No.504268
a transboy just told me he wants to fuck me
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>>504268
say yes but only if he'll spit on you
you're into that right
No.504272
>>504268
did you take his offer
No.504273
>>504270
they just said transboy
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>>504273
how did i miss the boy part
No.504277
>>504268
is it one of the two hsg transboys or is it someone else
No.504278
>>504268
how masculine is his vagina
No.504279
Your Best Nightmare or Save The World
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>>504278
not very
>>504277
an epic tumblr transboy
>>504274
fuck the pug
>>504271
he might
i dunno if i wanna go down this route
No.504281
>>504280
you do not want to do it, lad
No.504282
>>504280
don't fuck the pug dude
No.504283
>>504280
then you probably dont want to do it
No.504284
It must be easy to get laid in the US
No.504285
No.504286
>tfw have a mad case of the hungz but can't decide what to eat!
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>>504281
>>504283
i'm not. also it'd be really hard for me to use his pronouns, i constantly correct my problematic brain over it
i have enough on my vagina plate...
No.504289
i dont get how it can be hard to use someone's pronouns if they havent changed the entire time youve known them
when youre talking to someone are you constantly thinking about their genitals
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>>504289
if someone is delusional it is hard to play into their delusions uwu
No.504292
le boy: hello
me (in mind): penispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenis
No.504293
>>504289
dude if they look and sound like a girl it's hard to call him a he. i'm sorry but i know i'm not the only one like this. it's not like i don't put the effort forth
>>504290
it's impossible not to... humans have no epic pronoun for me...
No.504294
>>504291
this.... but with ur face >:)
No.504295
There's nothing wrong with me
This is how I'm supposed to be
No.504296
>>504289
i dont remember who, i think it was shitfaced, but i was thinking about something regarding them and i automatically thought 'she', which i dont think has happened with any other trans people i know
No.504297
i want to bathe in a crater filled with gillian anderson's spit
No.504299
also moody i guess? but i always thought they were a boy and they had to explicitly say they were a ftm before i got it
No.504300
ben stop being so weird
i can hear your terrible monotonous voice everytime i read your posts
No.504301
>>504289
pronouns exist linguistically ultimately as a convenience, to help us specify who we're talking about without extra words. most average people don't really think about pronouns when they're formulating what to say, they are used as naturally and basically as articles.
so if a mtf looks masculine, even a courteous person's brain might default to "he" on instinct.
No.504302
>>504299
Moody have always looked like a feminine dude though, being a tranny didn't change that
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>>504302
Yea they were always feminine but I had assumed they were a feminine guy and not a girl.
No.504306
le girl: hello
me (in mind): vaginavaginavaginavaginavaginavaginavaginavaginavaginavaginavagina
No.504307
they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they
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>>504288
>>504289
>>504291
>>504293
>>504296
>>504299
>>504301
why not just arbitrarily switch between? whichever decides to steamroll its way out your mouth first. like they did with the medium in Wrinkle in Time. and if the thing gets mad when you say whichever it doesn't like, just feed 'em some bullshit like 'i'm making an effort' or 'i'm new to this' or something along those lines.
No.504309
>>504308
this post doesnt make any sense and youre dumb
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>>504308
>>504309
how does it not and probably a little bit
No.504312
>>504307
when talking about trannies i generally just avoid using pronouns and i wonder if any of them ever notice
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>>504312
see that would be the proper place to use 'them' since he means multiple
although it raises the question, how are you around enough trannies for that to be a regular thing?
No.504318
It's really funny that moody thought I purposefully didn't use pronouns around them.
I don't think I ever purposefully did it when they were around but I'd be lying if I said it wasn't entertaining after a while.
No.504319
Thank god that trannies only exist on the internet
No.504320
i've never met a trans person irl yet
No.504322
>>504319
I made this post a few days ago but at least it's relevant to the conversation this time
No.504323
>>504320
this is highly problematic
No.504324
>>504320
to be honest im probably the most trans person i know and thats kind of not at all
No.504325
>>504318
who cares about moody
No.504326
>>504317
it can come up occasionally in group chats
No.504327
>>504324
yeah same honestly
i'm not trans but I'm the least gender stereotypical person I know
No.504328
i know everyone's seen it by now but fuckit, i'm posting it anyway. and it's still funny
No.504329
>>504308
don't they beat the bad guy in a wrinkle in time by loving it
anyway this is dumb
you gotta get those pc points to manipulate well
political correctness is the mana of manipulation techniques with tumblrites
No.504330
im trans because i want to be a girl and get fucked a lot
No.504331
>>504330
it is time to go to sleep ben
No.504332
I'm genderqueer because I don't understand what gender is
No.504333
>>504329
yea but what color mana is it
it's probably white actually, funnily enough
No.504334
>>504328
guess what
not clicking
No.504335
>>504331
i have to finish a test and also that wasn't me
No.504336
>>504329
i don't mean tumblrites
your best bet there is to just not talk to them altogether
i mean when, for whatever reason, it's imperative to actually engage in conversation with or near a tranny.
No.504337
>>504333
it's brown mana! these are tough spells to swallow!
No.504338
>>504336
some trannies are really nice dude
No.504339
>>504337
artifacts haven't been brown for years sponge get a hold of yourself
No.504340
>>504329
and i don't fuckin remember the end of wrinkle in time, last time i read that thing was like 5 years ago
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No.504342
i really regret not getting into the goth crowd in high school
goth, especially punk goth, is such a neat fashion style and it can turn a 6/10 girl into an 8/10 easy
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>>504338
tumblrite spotted...
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>>504339
this isn't your shitty card game
this is an open-world mouthpic collecting simulator
No.504348
>>504342
when I was a kid I wanted to be a goth when I grew up because my sister was one.... I never did...for shame...
No.504349
>>504342
i love most of the goth aesthetic
it pleases me
No.504350
i start bad topics and then get annoyed when people start talking about the bad topic
No.504351
>>504342
*barfs all over these pictures*
you're welcome fam
No.504352
>>504350
maybe don't start bad topics then???????????????????????????????????
No.504353
i like the spiky collars and wristbands the most
No.504354
>>504333
trans people are probably orzhov
focused on tearing down the current system and adherence to a new system that is correct because they get to define it
also self-importance
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>>504352
...................no
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>>504342
I hear ya, I hate that I love that style so much
No.504358
i don't know if i've ever commented this but one of the main things i like about 8chan is the almost non-existant post cooldown
like it's not because i feel the need to post faster, but i can post any shitpost whatsoever that comes into my head at any time and not have to segregate them into 90 second intervals
it's such a great feeling
No.504359
downvote sponge and upvote me >:)
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>>504354
this but unironically
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>>504354
yea that sounds about right, white's law and black's power
No.504363
>>504360
the scene tag on vine is hilarious i highly recommend for you check that human zoo
No.504364
>>504342
it's all scene and hipster and vaporwave and shithouse now, anon...
i'm sorry...
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>>504358
agreed
sometimes i make a post and a particularly spicy shitpost strikes me like epic lightning and it feels good to just slam it out there instantly
No.504367
Is vaporwave still a thing tho
No.504368
>>504367
no it's all ocean grunge now
No.504369
>>504366
unless a captcha decides to hit you right at that moment
which takes forever to load and is the stupid text type that's hard to make out
No.504370
>>504367
no, the new deal is vapeware
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>>504338
yeah i know, but i'm not going to give them special treatment for it. if one asks me to call them something they're not, i'll say i'll try, lying to their face, and not try at all. they'll get the one they want maybe 50% of the time, and if that's not good enough for them, then there's nothing forcing them to associate with me.
i have no idea what this webm is going to be because for whatever reason my computer doesn't give webms thumbnails.
No.504372
cooldown time is to prevent you from embarassing yourself
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>>504369
this is all bui's fault
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>>504372
we're on hsg dude
there's no need for that
No.504375
>>504371
okay... do you want me to tell you not to do that... mm... here i go...
don't do that...
mm...
No.504376
>>504371
there's an inverse relation to how much a person cares about their pronouns to me using their preferred pronouns
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>>504375
you fell right into my trap
of course im not going top stop!!!!!
HAHAHA
No.504378
*picks the girl in a pokémon game*
it's so I can stare at a girl's butt instead of a guy...
No.504379
Youngsters with Down syndrome are often pleasant, easy-going, and delightful.
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>>504349
>>504348
>>504357
yeah, fuck hipster, punk goth is feckin brilliant
>>504364
ugh don't remind me
all the goth chicks are older now
fucking paulie perrette is like 50 or so
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>>504375
eh, you didn't have to but thanks i guess. by the time i had finished typing it the conversation had already moved on, but i put in effort so i thought i'd post anyway. that's why i included the webm, did you like it?
>>504377
haha, TRAP
No.504383
>>504378
i like to pretend its a boy dressed as a girl
No.504384
>>504380
Just go to a symphonic metal concert, still filled to the brim with goth chicks
No.504385
>>504378
i was really upset the dude couldn't wear a dress in xy
it's one of the reasons i liked acnl so much
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>>504378
that's different from my reason.....
No.504388
>>504386
but then i can't tease all my male pokemon
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>>504378
the dude sprites always look cooler and more adventurous
the girls look all frilly and...girly. but it feels wrong not to be the girl
i wish they'd make more girls that are cool looking like may and leaf
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>>504379
still not adopting one
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>>504390
what about hilda...
No.504395
i dont know why i pick girls in games sometimes
i do it maybe a third of the time
diagnose me fams, what's my deal
No.504396
>>504390
may's revamp is really weird
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>>504391
it's good to know that even on my darkest days i can look on that fact and smile
No.504400
>>504395
girls are cute and you can often choose from a wider array of armor instead of males who usually just have straight up masculine shit
No.504401
I'm still disappointed no porn game has ever utilized "gender fluid" as an item.
No.504402
>>504394
her shorts and ponytail are dumb, but otherwise alright i guess
>>504396
agreed
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>>504384
>going out
i'll just masturbate here indoors
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>>504401
i honestly just think that is a can of worms even most pornographers arent willing to touch
No.504407
remember all the hilda porn about her weird pant things
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i am somewhat proud to say i've never used a female character in a videogame except for fighting games but i'm not counting those. the first time ever will probably be Dishonored 2.
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>>504407
are you sure you're not thinking of rosa
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No.504415
you ever get that moment of realization that hsg just sucks huge balls and isnt really good at all
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>>504414
eh. not exactly proud, i just like it for some reason
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No.504419
>only playing with dudes
>only staring a dudes
>more gay than playing with a qt girl
why heteros are like this
No.504420
>>504409
lads
how do we "kill" alphys in the genocide route
No.504421
>>504418
those ain't pants
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>>504421
"her weird pant things"
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>>504419
let me play with you dude
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>>504425
it's all about the context you goofy cunt
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No.504430
dragqueen name idea: cunt cobain
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>>504429
>>504431
little mouse.....................
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>>504395
I do it pretty much always, femininity is just more attractive than masculinity
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>>504436
feh... pretty gay...
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morbidly obese titanium alloy
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No.504446
>How would Karl Marx describe the Laws of Manu, the Purusha myth, and the caste system in India?
What the fuck kind of question is this?
No.504447
i sort of wish we had uids but vfan would fuck that up
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>try to get a burg from local place
>police all around it with barricades blocking the entire street, think I see fire
>have to get a substandard burg from a chain
inconsiderate fags
No.504451
>>504446
a leading question
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>>504450
the most retarded thing is how even when there's clearly a fire, you still have the blueboy cunts show up when you dial 911
No.504453
How would Karl Marx describe 4chan, reddit and tumblr
No.504454
>>504453
with disappointment, shame, and absolute disgust
No.504455
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How does Babymetal manage to be more metal than pretty much any other metal band
No.504456
>>504453
"Send them to the gulag."
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>>504452
I dunno. The police are required to show up to all 911 calls iirc
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>>504456
That was Stalin you twit
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>>504453
he would probably actually like 4chan because of anonymity and the equalizi faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart
No.504462
>>504460
does he try to talk to you about memes at the dinner table?
No.504463
oh my fucking god i thought "poo in loo" was just a /pol/ shitpost because it rhymed, i didn't know fucking UNICEF made a video
how the fuck did this happen, who thought this was appropriate
i'm in tears
No.504464
>>504459
Shit.
I'm a socialist, I should know this.
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>>504463
no yea if you look into pretty much anything about that situation in india it's actually hilarious
it's like a whole country of people who think that there's a witch in the toilet like some 3 year old
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No.504468
>years in the future
>hi my dad used to post here about homestuck
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>>504468
>he thinks anybody here will reproduce
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No.504474
I will teach my adopted children about shitposting
No.504475
>>504466
>>504469
i know all about india's toilet troubles, but i just mean "poo in loo" in particular
i cannot believe that unicef video actually exists. i am in shock.
No.504476
my dad wishes he was half as good of a memer as me
No.504477
>>504466
Well, it's more like half the country but still it's really ridiculous
No.504478
my dad probably never even heard the word meme
wait he did but as a name
No.504479
>>504474
you will never be allowed to care for children
No.504480
>>504478
who the hecky named their kid meme
No.504481
>Around 590m people defecate in the open in India
that's more than all of america
pooping in the street
No.504482
we've seen memes
but what about double memes?
pepe fuel can't melt steel feels-good-man
No.504483
>>504480
Hecky is a good name for you shitposting child
No.504484
>>504480
but seriously, my sister and others called his mom meme and his dad papa
No.504485
next generation shitposting
No.504486
y'know
i'm not proud of myself
but i'm doing it
No.504487
My precious Hecky will outmeme you all
No.504488
>sister's friends coming over tomorrow to watch back to the future
damn normie scum
No.504489
No.504490
my poop
in the middle of the street
No.504491
>The Super Mario Bros speedrunning record just got beat by .07 seconds
They're literally counting frames at this point, it's ridiculous
No.504492
>>504488
stay in your room, that'll learn em
No.504494
>>504491
the future of e-sports
No.504495
>>504486
you mention time travel, i bust out the webm plus i just wanna watch this one again
No.504496
>>504492
maybe I should get rid of them...
No.504497
>>504489
worse, it's a youtube video
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>>504491
>The previous world record, set by i_o_l was 4:57.69 while the new record, completed by user Darbian, was polished off at 4:57.627.
.063 seconds
No.504501
>>504500
do these people have nothing better to do
No.504503
>>504501
The guy said he played it 6,607 times to beat the record, and he's going to continue playing it to shave off more milliseconds.
No.504504
i need to calm down i got too hype from the music
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>>504495
it's wild how much of a difference the makeup makes
i'm jealous tbh
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No.504507
>tfw no tall thick gf with tits big enough to smother me who swallows
No.504508
>>504506
The guy with the 100% record for Super Mario Bros 3 have more than 8000 retries based on his timer counter
No.504509
>>504508
Previous record, my bad
No.504511
File: 1445396911249.gif (Spoiler Image, 2.2 MB, 357x238, 3:2, absolutely disgusting.gif)
>>504510
>karkat's haircut
No.504512
>>504410
this but with male characters instead
unless it's a online multiplayer game, i'm always female
No.504513
Doesn't the new AssCreed game have a female assassin
No.504514
>>504410
you can also play as corvo i think
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No.504516
>>504513
>Doesn't the new AssCreed game have a female assassin
>AssCreed game have a female assass
>have a female assas
>female ass
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No.504518
i think i've calmed down enough
No.504519
>>504514
i know, that's why i used that example. i meant voluntarily played as a female character. i've played shit like tomb raider, portal, and mirror's edge, but those have only female protagonists. in my original comment, i meant in RPGs and games like this where you can choose which character to play with.
aaaaaaand goddamnitijustrealized
i picked gaige for my first BL2 playthrough.
fuck. well there goes that thing i made a big deal over, bye.
No.504520
>>504519
good night anon
*smeck* -3-
No.504521
>>504505
i think she looks prettier w/out
gotta get those sexy eyebags
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No.504523
>>504520
i'm still here anon
feel free to drop another smecky though
No.504524
i want a shrek gf
no, not fiona
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No.504527
what is the most patrician fetish hsg
No.504528
i'm playing minecraft for the first time in years and shamelessly enjoying myself while doing it
thank fucking goodness for that thing where you can select which build to play
1.2.5 is still the best
No.504529
No.504530
>>504528
terraria is better sweatie :)
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No.504532
>>504530
>survival/exploration/building
>platformer
nah
No.504533
>>504532
no but it really is
No.504534
>>504521
this but unironically
would fug\10
No.504535
>>504511
looks more like kankri tbh
No.504536
>>504533
no but it really isn't
No.504537
>>504536
it really really is tho :/
No.504538
>>504537
it really really isn't tho :/
i can do this until we both get banned, don't test me
No.504539
>>504538
consider this: it is
No.504540
Consider this: Both Terraria and Minecraft sucks
No.504541
>>504539
consider this: it isn't
No.504542
>>504541
you know what, you're right, it isn't
No.504543
>>504528
>1.2.5
jeez. the only reason i stopped playing the most recent version is because there are more mods for 1.7
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No.504545
>>504540
me and lapisanon will disagree
No.504546
>>504545
Okay and you both have autism
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No.504548
No.504549
time for sleep
goo night hsg
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No.504551
well now that cr1ikal being hot is confirmed
how many of you would fuck him
No.504552
figuratively & effectively who is cr1tikal
No.504554
>>504553
he looks like a fuckboy (in bad way)
No.504555
>>504551
i kinda start to hate his face for reasons would trigger hsg
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No.504558
>>504552
he looks like a douche and i always thought his voice kinda droned
never really got why people liked him
still dont
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No.504560
>>504559
people usually like his voice
No.504561
Who is crit1askfdil and who gives a fuck
No.504562
>>504558
same here
there's nothing really interesting about him tbh
No.504563
>>504556
this
>>504557
ding ding ding correct answer
and now he sounds like such a douche to me
i was never a fan anyways cause i dont watch any lets play or whatever
No.504564
>>504561
he let's play man and he say funny thing sometime
No.504565
lapisanon confirmed for awful racist
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No.504569
whoops didn't mean to keep the flag on :V
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No.504572
the white blight plight: what a fright!
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No.504574
>>504561
he does lets plays
but hes different cause he doesnt fit the stereotype and instead talks in a deep monotonous voice while he says funny things
No.504575
Kazuhira "Tag The Nigger, Let Quiet Pull The Trigger" Miller
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No.504577
tonight's the night to smite a white: fight with might and fix the white blight plight fright
No.504578
i just made a post a minute ago and now i have to fill out the captcha
what the f*ck
No.504579
>>504574
I don't watch a lot of his things but I was shown his fnaf playthrough because of the piss story and it was refreshing to see people react appropriately to that game instead of pretending to shit themselves.
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No.504581
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Finally made enough Steambux from trading cards, which virtual outfit should I buy
No.504582
>>504564
i usually sit at my computer staring blankly like a zombie but he's cracked me up once or twice. his horrible piss story is pretty good
i don't watch LPs because i'm just not interested usually, but i like his 10 minutes bites of video games with dumb commentary
No.504585
>watching a genocide run
>oh fuck right napstablook is really early on
>You actually can't kill him
well
that's one thing at least
No.504586
>>504579
his shtick is to react completely calmly to everything
No.504587
>>504586
except he doesn't, he frequently reacts to things and often his voice is raised because of it, just not in the retarded pewdiepie way
No.504588
>>504587
................................wrong :)
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>>504585
is it good? if yes, link please? i was gonna play it but then i got asked not to, so i'm stuck.
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No.504590
why did my download speed go down to 15 kb/s
whos hacking me
No.504591
>>504589
fuck your daddy dom, do what you like
No.504592
>>504589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN0KKuCwq7k
it seems decent so far
the first half is the actual run and then the second half is I think going through and seeing what people say in a post-genocide pacifist run
No.504593
>>504589
stop being a little bitch prancing nancy boy
No.504594
>>504590
your isp. They know.
They see...everything
No.504595
i dont even have actual internet
ive been abusing the hell out of this free wifi thing
all i have to do is just change my mac address every hour
being poor is hard....
No.504596
hsg i just choked with some piece of white bread
do you think god is sending me a signal
No.504597
>>504595
that explains a lot
No.504598
>>504592
thanks dude, god bless
>>504591
>>504593
this is who i am, you guys
No.504599
>>504597
do i have like 200 different ips
No.504600
No.504601
>>504599
you change fairly often
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No.504604
>>504602
ben wouldn't!
w-would he....
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No.504606
>>504599
>>504595
you are probably a big part of why hsg is as high on the board list as it is. bless you sir, bless you.
No.504608
>>504602
what if i inverted
No.504609
>>504601
>>504606
heh... all part of the plan...
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No.504611
i just want to say that i like you all even if you are white, hsg
No.504612
>>504610
what's with the /-/ stuff I've been seeing lately
No.504613
today marks the day marty mcfly and doc reach the future
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No.504615
>>504601
haha good thing i havent been banned or anything right
No.504617
>>504614
thats what she said
oh snap!
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No.504620
ive actually just been ban evading this whole time
No.504622
give 'em da goofballs, arin
No.504623
i reevaluated my friendship with someone i consider incredibly close and realized i wouldnt even feel that bad if they werent my friend
am i becoming..................... a sociopath.......
No.504624
>>504623
you do what you gotta do kid
No.504625
i am so bored and i dont know what to do
i took some melatonin but i need to occupy myself
meeaaGU muggugugugug
MUGUGUGUGUG
MUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUG
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No.504636
lads, how do we shatter peri
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No.504639
>>504638
>pepe
>using normielienware
no
No.504640
No.504641
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Alienware is cool.
No.504642
>>504527
everyone knows it's vore
No.504643
| Rolled 1 (1d20) |
My bluff is bad, nevermind.
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Who is Patricia and why does she like harems so much?
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No.504648
/tv/ uses "millennials" a lot and it reminded me tha there are people who are over 30 years old who post on 4chan
No.504650
hsg if i make a game will you play it
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>>504648
I'm an adult and I deserve an adult glass.
No.504652
>>504648
if you want to hang out with your fellow 14 year olds go to /b/
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No.504654
No.504655
>>504652
no, does that make u mad? :3
No.504656
>>504650
Hey I played joeyquest
No.504657
>>504654
unless i give up and purposefully try to make an awful game, i'll try to make it good
No.504658
do think scully would spit on mulder if he really wanted her to
No.504659
>>504657
is it going to be yet another quirky rpg
No.504660
>>504659
it might be a quirky shitty fps
No.504661
>>504660
do you play a a vaping and voring goofball
No.504662
>>504657
cool i'd check it out at least
No.504663
>>504661
that'd make a great enemy
imagine the goofballs rendered in a doom-esque style
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>>504658
If he asked nicely for once.
>>504653
ah, toby-san.
No.504666
>make friend in online game
>stop caring and log out forever
every time
No.504667
No.504668
what if the concept of something like the reptilians is real, but they don't really have any masterplan or any kind of jurisdiction outside of what they have as their human identity
just an incredibly intelligent and powerful interstellar vagrant
how do we know there isn't at least one of those on this planet
No.504669
>>504666
i don't really feel bad because i heard him yell at his kid for like five minutes straight over the mic
i guess his buddy was alright though
No.504670
>>504668
okay but i how do i get some reptilian d
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No.504672
and this
*entire X-Files theme plays*
is my cocky kun
No.504673
>>504670
they'd probably keep up the human illusion during sex
they might not even get off to it, they might just laugh at you flopping and grinding about and spewing slime out of your flesh tube
No.504674
That's actually a profoundly sad thought. At least I would hope they'd eagerly drink it up and not lose a drop.
No.504675
>>504673
>they might just laugh at you flopping and grinding about and spewing slime out of your flesh tube
g-go on
No.504676
>>504674
phantos wants to skirt around the issue because he's one of them
No.504677
does phantos still comes here
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No.504681
>>504675
you wouldn't even know they were doing it for some weird kind of exotic slapstick show
their human hologram or equivalent would satisfy you while their true form does it's species's equivalent of giggling at you
you wouldn't be able to tell it from any other faked orgasm, lapisanon
No.504682
>>504680
what subculture do these epic ladies fall under
No.504684
>>504682
Sponge I'd like to let you know that my friend refers to you as "The Advanced Shitposter".
No.504687
>>504684
that's pretty epįc
so you show your friend hsg posts
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why do half the pictures of doggo have big dickbulges! there's nothing even sexy about doggo he's pure and wears ugly shit
No.504690
>>504685
what the fuck... don't talk about the goofballs like that...
No.504691
>>504689
furfags gonna fag
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No.504693
they're obviously normcore...
No.504695
>>504692
>>504691
there are way more yiffable dogmen than doggo in this game, doggo is for respectful petting only
No.504698
>>504687
I have a 55" tv and there's only only one room.
He glances at the screen occasionally and sees some of your more epic posts.
No.504701
Time for another cat nap, guh. Night puppers.
No.504702
>>504695
doggo is the most furry dog though
lesser and greater dog are dogs and for petting
dogamy and dogaresa are married
temmie is not for sexual, neither is the annoying dog
No.504703
i hope furries all die suddenly and painfully
No.504704
>>504698
ooh
does he enjoy any of them
you should find out if he has a favorite
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No.504708
>>504702
that's a fair point actually, i didn't think about that
theres ice wolf i guess, but you dont interact with him on the same level
No.504710
>>504704
He really liked boniface but then I told him that wasn't you and he was bummed.
I can't think of any of your posts aside from the gremlins, that black woman, and the yeast podcasts.
No.504713
>>504711
>>504712
wow... misgendering....and i thought you were cool :/ smh
No.504716
>>504712
yeah grant, start hating the jews instead
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No.504718
>>504714
>>504715
i didn't know me and him had so much in common
>>504710
don't forgot about the epic tales of my mouthpic gathering
No.504719
No.504720
>The NYPD Is Using Mobile X-Ray Vans to Spy on Unknown Targets
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No.504722
>>504720
good, i hope they drive them through brooklyn and all the kikes get cancer
No.504723
>>504722
you realize there's a ton of different areas in brooklyn right
you should specify borough park part of brooklyn
there's areas with innocent kurwas and italianos uwu
No.504726
what did the jews do to the catbaby
No.504727
Why does all the worst posters give their pictures such shitty, literal filenames
No.504728
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>>504727
all my filenames are good
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No.504732
>>504726
hit her with their nose
No.504735
we get so slow at night... sleepy hsg...
No.504736
>>504733
getImage (pinochet3.jpg);
No.504737
>>504735
*moews 2 wake hsg up*
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No.504741
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My dads can beat up your dad
No.504742
my 'chet can beat up your che
No.504743
guess who slept for 24 hours consecutively? spoilers: it was me
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>>504739
When did you learn you had the sillies. Who first diagnosed you? When?
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.504745
i just won my draft hsg!
my results, you ask?
2-1, 2-0, and 2-0! almost perfect! whoa!
No.504747
>>504745
that sounds cool but I don't know what it means
No.504748
>>504744
it was Dr. Mengele, while he was hiding out at Colonia Dignidad after he personally gassed Allende and made it look like a suicide.
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>>504746
Let's talk about daddies instead. Isn't he a beautiful man?
No.504750
>>504743
Is there like something wrong with you
No.504751
>>504745
is this xmage
fuck, where did xmage anon go, I want to have fun tomorrow
No.504752
>>504745
i hope you win a nice hot auschwitz shower you fuckboy
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No.504755
>>504741
They should kiss
I want them kissing
>>504740
and white? gezz grant
No.504756
>>504750
I've trained myself out of every healthy sleeping habit I ever had, but aside from that no
No.504757
>>504751
yeah it's me
is there a time tomorrow you wanted to play?
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No.504759
chocolate lucky charms are slightly not chocolatey enough imho
No.504760
>>504759
chocolate lucky charms sound fucking disgusting
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No.504762
now count chocula..... this troper could go for some of the motherfuckin count right about now........
No.504763
>>504762
i haven't seen that meme in a while
No.504764
I know no-one cares about anyone else's dreams, but I dreamed I came up with a strategy/puzzle board game and distributed copies to a bunch of shops and it was a huge hit, and now I'm pissed because I can't remember how the game worked
No.504768
>>504766
everybody always liked grant
No.504770
>>504766
grant has been my favorite hsg tripfag for 5 years
No.504771
>>504765
>Do you see these three people with Autisimo Disorder?
I see only two people, you numbskull
I thought Jews were supposed to be good at math
No.504772
>>504766
>they liked grant less than they you like me now.
dude, whear'e did youre englishing skills go to for a minute just than ??
No.504773
I don't remember when i started 'likin' grant
Also HSG i should sleep but don't feel like sleeping or doing anything pls advise
No.504774
>>504773
now you have to go
No.504775
>>504773
drink a cup of warm milk and go to bed. never ignore the little voice in your head saying "hey, we should sleep." I did, and now look at me
No.504778
>>504777
ok no you crossed the line
No.504779
>>504776
i still can't believe she types this shit
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No.504781
>>504776
>Do you know what the term "Plural" means?
you said "three people"
you linked to the same post (of mine) twice
is you high?
No.504782
>>504781
she's just stupid
No.504786
i wish there was custom capcodes so instead of board owner i could call myself tard wrangler
No.504790
>>504788
>I can actually read a sentence properly
No.504791
>Do you see these three people
>No I said "THESE" people, not "THREE" people.
wew
No.504792
it's eri's birthday today
No.504793
i am reasonably sure vfan is a crossie, or if not probably one of those losers who latched onto hsg ni the last few months before it got banned from /co/
you cant keep this level of crazy and attention whoring under wraps, not for the amount of time he claims
No.504797
>>504796
still looks better than you
No.504799
All is the Void, and the Void is All!
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it's been so long since I've read this fic, holy shit
I... kinda miss the days when I read fanfic? is that pathetic? like, Homestuck fandom is essentially over, but I've never had any other media I really wanted to read fanfiction about so I just stopped entirely
No.504803
>>504802
I HATE EVERY POST YOU MAKE SO FUCKING MUCH
No.504806
it sure is 4 in the morning
heal my internet jesus
No.504807
>>504802
oh my god, it's tagged "Ass to mouth (with condoms)" on AO3, did it keep updating after I stopped reading? because that is WAY raunchier than I remember
>>504803
please chill, dude. you have had literally my entire HSG career to adjust to me liking Dave/Tavros.
No.504808
>>504798
>That clearly says "These."
Only a complete idiot would believe in something that blatantly false.
No.504809
>>504805
spamming rant girl telling people to chill
No.504814
>>504812
remember when you used to not post.
I miss that.
No.504815
>>504811
yes it says "these"
it also says "three"
>>504812
that's one thing we can agree on
No.504816
that post literally took like 15 minutes
No.504817
i feel like i missed out on something because ive never played a worms game
No.504818
>>504817
you absolutely are, tbh. ignore anything 3D- I think I still own one of the Xbox Worms games and it's absolute garbage- but Armageddon and whatever the PC one immediately after that is are golden.
No.504820
i have super fond memories of one of the old worms games don't remember which
blastin dirt with stuff. n junk.
No.504821
>>504819
why were you less retarded in the past? what happened to you?
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No.504824
fuckit posting's an ordeal right now, night night
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>>504819
dammit can you post that pic again
your post got deleted before i could save it
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No.504832
what would a "good" hsg even be like? would we talk about homestuck? nobody here wants to do that
i mean i've looked at archives of old hsgs and when it wasn't homestuck discussion it was super cringey 14 year old lelsorando /soc/ shit
the shitposting of the current hsg is at least funny imo
No.504834
>>504832
it used to be pretty good right after updates
man, remember updates?
No.504835
>>504832
crossies will never learn...
No.504836
>>504832
it was like an old dingy shithole bar where regulars constantly got into fights with broken bottles and barstools and then minutes later would be arm in arm drunkenly singing, who at the end of the day still mostly liked each other even if they hated each other
No.504837
>>504832
I thought HSG was at its best when it was doing something creative. there wasn't a lot of followthrough, but if you needed ideas for something you could just throw a half-fleshed-out concept at HSG and either they'd throw it back at you with an "it's shit" or toss it around with suggestions until you had something worth playing with.
No.504839
>>504838
so you want a hugbox
well, that's why you're a tumblrite
No.504841
I wish I didn't like folk punk as much as I do
No.504842
who on earth thinks that being chill = a hugbox
No.504843
>>504841
look at her fucking nose
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>>504845
its retarded and ugly
No.504847
>>504812
Remember when you didn't post
I miss that
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No.504849
>>504836
remember how in movies one person in the bar would get into a fight, and everyone would just stare at them and then a beat later they all start fighting with each other. Even people who were just talking to each other earlier and now strangling each other and bashing glass mugs over their heads and stuff.
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No.504851
guess wwho is the fucking idiot that didnt sleep
>>504842
whats wrong with a hug box
dont you wanna a hug? :3c
No.504852
I͇̹̘̤̍ͨ̍̾̔̅ ̨̩̪̣̱͎̹͚̆c̼̻͎ͯͬ͑̀̃̽a̮̖̓̀̐̏ͥ̄͢n̜͉͋'̸̰͔͈ͤṭ̴̺̻͉̫̗̩ͥͨ́̀ ͊̐̾͏͖͓̩̹͉t̡̻̼̰̫͓̿ͣͦh̼̲͔̏̏͝i̠ͯ̐̆ͣ̓n̠̖̩̝k̩̝̟̤͚̖̔ ͔̗͔͖̮̹̤ơ͖̙̝̟͕f̷̻̹̥̿̌̒̐ͭ ̒͢a̜̻͚̒ͫ͐͂̑̀n̛̘̫ͩͥͬ̊yt̻͔̲̹͉̔ͦ̒h̫̩̙̹̠̫̖̔͋ị͞n͙ͦ̋ͦ̃̾͡ǧ̡͕̬̫̖͙̼͆̈́̈́ͨͦ̚ ͐I̥̥͖ͧ͐͑̋ͫ͒ ̴̏͆̍ͩwͣ̏̐̈̉͘ą̺͉͚̠ͯͣ̏͛͑̚n̘͔̻̯͉̪͟ț͉̝̇́͋̾̓͂ ̨̰͚̗̥̙͂ͩ͂͌̓͒mͮ҉o̠̝͍͔͔͕̐ͤ̊ͮ̕ṟ̶̦̹e̢̯͎͓͓̭̭͎͊ͧ
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>>504852
as would be clear if I wasn't an idiot who forgot to link to the post, this is a riff on "don't you wanna hug? :3c",
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>>504852
Does the prospect of being violated by tentacles make you ---EXCIT---ED?
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>>504854
I'd rather be the violating horrorterror tbh
>all the gay Homestuck smut on this computer and none of it's tentacle-themed
shameful
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>>504855
>not wanting fef to hold you in place as the tentacles slither around you, hearing her giggle as her strong seadweller limbs hug you tight, holding you still as the slimy appendages line themselves up with your holes
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>>504856
I brandish my sushi at Feferi and begin to cast circle against fishslut.
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>>504857
feferi's calamari counter-brandishes at you
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No.504861
help someone wants me to be their mother figure
No.504862
Oh, right, it's five in the morning.
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>>504861
time to get maternal I guess
how much commitment are they looking for out of this relationship? role-playing making them cereal every once in a while or like moving in with them and taking over their life
No.504865
zwid would be a good mommy
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>>504865
zwid would be a bad mom
>makes new rules and doesn't tell her kid about it
>leaves her nepeta smut all over the house
uh... i need a third thing but i can't think of one
No.504867
>Mika's throw does 100% damage when charged with a full mic promo
This is the dumbest shit I have ever seen in my life
No.504868
*steals all nepetas from zwid*
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No.504871
How are you enjoying the future, HSG?
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>>504871
back to the future is an okay movie
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>>504871
The future isn't set in stone.
No.504874
Jesus christ I just now realized that I bought Hotline Miami 2 when it came out and haven't even played it
No.504875
fall is a bullshit season and winter is worse. can't wait for global warming to End Them Forever
No.504876
why aren't most stores open between midnight and six in the morning
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>>504876
that's when people are sleeping
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>>504875
I never had fall check your temperate zone privilege
>>504877
No?
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>>504877
then why are you awake
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>>504879
i'm sleep-posting.
No.504882
do we have the tech to shitpost in our sleep yet
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No.504885
Make a new thread you fat cunts
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