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That other thread is like way too fast.
Can anyone make an imgur gallery of all of this amazing shit so I don't have to read? also mom's home bbl
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The anon whose eyes are on it he'll sing "I'll be king of faggots I'm gonna be king"
No.504890
why am I so lazy and stupid? writing the code to make a sprite move around a screen is not that fucking difficult
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>>504892
Why is she so perfect?
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yaawwwwnnnn hello good morning!
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No.504900
>canada's new prime minister is pretty hot
step it up, britain
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ok back, had to do some stuff.
No.504902
why does my tea taste shitty
it's not supposed to do that
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>>504892
i wanna kiss lapis
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>>504892
where's the stone?
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headcanon: a gem's gems are an erogenous zone
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>>504902
imo don't force a tea ceremony on yourself. Tea is made because you enjoy the process as much as the product.
Also sometimes tea tastes like shit anyways
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>>504911
Warm bath, massage gently.
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>>504906
irish breakfast
it's usually pretty good, i must've messed up the making it or something
>>504910
blogging incoming
i haven't been able to get into it for some reason lately. you think it's possible to get burnt-out on tea? i was drinking a shit-ton every day for the past couple weeks. maybe if i lay off it a bit?
No.504914
Yes you can take a tea break, if you need to... there are a lot of types of tea, though. KCup tea is usually mediocre, there's the stuff you get in tins, the stuff at teavana or amazon in bulk from every price range.
Try coffee?
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>>504908
they're probably sensitive, at least while a form is being extruded, since Lapis was grossed out when Steven slapped his spit on her back. has it been established if they need a physical form to perceive their surroundings?
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>>504915
Peridot didn't perceive anything or for that matter experience time passing while bubbled.
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>>504914
i've never even used one of those k-cup machines except one time for coffee. i avoid them like the plague when it comes to tea. most of what i drink is from the boxes and packets bigelowe, twinings, celestial, etc. but i have a couple jars of loose tea from a world market type place. haven't gotten around to trying them yet.
as for coffee, i drank it for a really long time, but i just kinda stopped a while back. not sure why, i guess i just drank it for so long that it got old. might try again though, if i'm taking a break from tea.
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>>504916
maybe that's an effect of the bubble
lapis was really peeved about being trapped inside the mirror for a long time
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>>504916
ahh, okay. I need to watch the recent stuff, I still haven't watched past... jeez, I'm a LONG way behind.
No.504920
I want to fart on both Peridot's and Lapis's faces
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>>504918
Yeah, but the mirror's not useful unless it can react to input from its user, so that might be a special exception engineered into the mirror itself.
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>>504905
on her back most likely
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>>504925
headcanon: i don't know
can you repeat the question
No.504927
man I wanna make a gemsona now, but ideally I'd like a mineral no-one's used yet.
... what if I wrote a tool that grabs mineral names from Wikipedia or someplace, then Googles all the mineral names combined with "gemsona," and spits out the 100 with the fewest hits on Google? that'd be Pretty Cool.
I mean, it also sounds like work, but if I was feeling inspired it'd be Pretty Cool
No.504928
>>504927
sounds like a lot of effort just to be a mineral hipster
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>>504927
the one thing I don't like about gemsonas is there isn't enough to go around and be completely original
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>>504927
i just kind of don't bother
it's like picking a constellation for your fantroll back in the days when people made them, if you want something unused you're gonna have to get pretty obscure
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>>504929
that's funny, the thing I don't like about them is the autism
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>>504928
but get this, I could make it a web app and then EVERYONE could be a mineral hipster
also, like, it's not really a hipsterdom thing, I just think there's likely a relatively small subset of minerals that account for almost all gemsonas because of how brains and culture work, and I think most people would like to spread that distribution out for variety's sake, but "think of a mineral people probably haven't made gemsonas of" is a hard task
>>504929
>>504930
narsarsukite doesn't appear to have any hits in combo with gemsona. if no-one else wants it I'll probably use that one.
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>>504932
*sorry, any hits in combo with gemsona that indicate that someone's actually used it. There are like three hits, so I checked the one that seemed like it might actually be someone's gemsona.
No.504934
>people in class saying that if you commit a crime then you should also be a victim of that crime
jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze
No.504935
now... i must give them all pictures of my mouth... !
No.504936
>>504930
People stopped using constellations and started using their own symbols pretty quickly.
Apparently there are only 48 signs that are canon, but we didn't know that back then.
No.504937
my gemsona would be coprolite
No.504938
Dreams logged: 1 (186)
Images saved: 3 (2)
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>>504937
That joke is older than fossilized shit
No.504940
my gemsona would probably be onyx
tbh
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No.504942
Thesis: cable news channels are 21st century propaganda and are worse for the brain than heroin addiction
Exhibit A) my uncle, who watched too much fox news and now listens to rush limbaugh
he used to be a decent guy and now he's super racist and hates half of america. everywhere he looks he sees illegal immigrants and liberal boogiemen and feminazis where there are none
i'm worried about his sanity
No.504943
my gemsona would just be irl me, after gemfusing with jasper
greg and rose couldn't make human-gem fusing work, but their love does not compare
No.504944
Gemsonas are just espers imo.
Rebecca said they were the representations of herself to her brother. The cool act, the gross one, the one who cares too much about rules and obligations. I dunno what the new ones will be like but I picked mine a long time ago.
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>>504942
>Thesis: cable news channels are 21st century propaganda and are worse for the brain than heroin addiction
True
>Exhibit A) my uncle, who watched too much fox news and now listens to rush limbaugh
>he used to be a decent guy and now he's super racist and hates half of america. everywhere he looks he sees illegal immigrants and liberal boogiemen and feminazis where there are none
hahahaha you just couldn't put two and two together could you
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>>504943
this but with me and peridot
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>>504946
do not try to ride my coattails wes, this epic train moves too quickly for you to handle
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>>504947
little do you know anon, i was driving the train all along, and i am taking it where it needs to be.
No.504952
physics is BORING as SHIT oh my gooooddddddddddddddddddddddddd
No.504953
HSG: tooting horn since... ??? actually wow how long has HSG been here again?
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>>504952
what physics are you in? is it a basic non-calculus based physics. Or is it calculus based Mechanics, or EM, or is it Thermo?
No.504956
any other sore throat lads here
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>>504953
hsg proper has been around for ~5 years
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No.504960
im going to accelerate my dick in your moms ass
No.504961
I am going to infused my dick DNA into your mom's butthole
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>>504955
im in highschool so its probably none of those
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>>504958
>>504960
you know I never look back there!
No.504964
fun fact. In aSoIaF the reason "ser" is used instead of "sir" is because George Martin types with only one finger and S-E-R is much closer together on the keyboard than S-I-R.
No.504965
its called highschool...... cause im always high
lmao
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>>504962
PLEBIAN! BOW DOWN TO AMPERE'S LAW
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No.504968
Weird, I know a lot of other fantasy authors that do similar things for their characters. One of my fave games as a kid, actually!
No.504969
Fun fact: In aSoIaF, HODOR is a actually the offspring of Ser Duncan the Tall and Old Nan!
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>>504969
*emits rank fart*
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>>504971
*absorbs fart*
*begins to morph into my 2nd form*
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No.504974
I'll be back in a bit guys, I have some weed to trim!
No.504975
Fun fact: In aSoIaF, Jon Snow is actually the offspring of Rhaegar Targaryen and Lyanna Stark!
Not Eddard Stark and an unnamed woman.
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>>504966
>>504955
>>504952
my online science class is having a unit on electric circuits, even after tons of more advanced shit, it's strange how much simply making a lightbulb turn on fuels my engineering boner.
is it weird that video games are actually what got me interested in mechanics/engineering?
is it weirder that Dishonored is actually the one that did the most?
No.504977
>>504973
You're not even me. Shut up.
No.504978
Fun fact: aSoIaF is a bad show!
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>>504975
*the farts continue to emit, each more rank than the last*
No.504980
whew
something smells like peridot in here
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>>504978
Fun Fact: aSoIaF is the book series, not the show!
The show is called Game of Thrones and is an objectively horrible titty drama!
No.504982
why is human color vision so fucking bizarre, I ask you
not that I expect any of you to know the answer. not because I have a low opinion of your intelligence, but because color science is a really niche field and even people who work with color usually stick to looking into the bits that most help them do their jobs and wisely don't worry themselves with the rest, unlike my dumb ass
No.504983
what if humans breathed in farts instead of air
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>>504976
no it's not weird
pop culture inspiring life choices is very common
star trek created an entire generation of scientists
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>>504932
>narsarsukite
okay, was this named by a fucking shipper
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No.504987
>>504982
wow, i wouldnt expect someone like you to be in
heres the code: 124jds3ZZZ
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>>504985
fusion between naruto, sakura, and sasuke
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>>504987
is there some secret club i don't know about?
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>>504987
>>504989
stop misusing the spoiler function
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>>504985
nah, it's named after the location of one of the first specimens found/known to mineralogy, Narsasuk
good call, though, I was wondering why I had this low-level negative reaction to the name
>>504987
hear that? that's the sound of this joke going straight over my head
I get that there's a secret society that I'm being inducted into, but is it a secret society of color nerds or
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>>504993
*Narsarsuk, dammit, you made me misspell it
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>>504993
looks like i was wrong
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why did i leave the keys up on the table...
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>>504993
you know there's always the possibility that he just made up a code to nothing in order to do exactly that >>504995
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>>505000
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>504999
here you go creating another fable
No.505004
its surprising you guys dont know
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>>505000
I mean, I didn't think the code had any meaning, it's just that the format made me think I should be able to tell what the context of the code was
like, if it's not connected to my post, why me and why that post? if it is connected to my post... how? Again, secret society of color nerds? if the joke had more setup that could be funny, I guess, because the idea of being into color science being something to form a secret society around is ridiculous, but without that setup I'm left waiting for a better punchline
sorry, I didn't mean to get all joke-elitist, I was just wondering if there was more there that I legitimately wasn't getting
No.505006
spongelord
more like
pooplord!
pooplord pooplord!
No.505007
oh boy time for everyone to jerk off on a deloreon
No.505008
i hate saltlick so much.
so fucking much!
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>>505007
oh yeah marty mcfly came into the future today
>after today, back to the future would be placed in the past
feels bad
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>>505009
No Chaz avoids hsg like the plague
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>>505008
is there something in particular I should stop doing that isn't "stop posting entirely," or is this the result of my being irritating enough often enough that you began to be irritated by my personality as a whole? because I'm not gonna stop posting entirely, but if there's something relatively simple to avoid that would make me irritate you less I'd be happy to do that
>>505009
I think chaz is Pretty Cool as a person, so on one level I'm flattered to be compared to chaz twice in a week, but also both times I'm pretty sure it's not any positive similarities being commented on
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>>505013
reference secured
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I am glad that "I hate everything Saltlick posts" anon at least has me filtered now, but if they get mad when other people respond to me- which, if they're not unhiding things I say, is what I assume it must be- then I don't really know what I can do to be less of an irritant? Aside, of course, from never posting again, which I'm not willing to commit to, and going anonymous, which I have every reason to believe would make me far more annoying to way more people and unfilterable to boot
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>>505019
*wipes booger on this post*
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>>505019
*wwhizes on this post*
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>>505019
i generally like your posts, but they are pretty outside of the standard shitpost box.
exhibit A, indulging the "hate everything Saltlick posts" anon's silliness.
and y'know, explaining everything thoroughly. it comes off as know-it-all-ish and autistic i still love you though
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>>505022
oh. ohhh. I knew the wordiness was probably involved, but it's specifically the over-explaining bit, isn't it. shit, that's gonna be hard to avoid. I talk this way too, y'know? only worse, because when I'm talking and I overexplain something, I start explaining the explanation, too.
for what it's worth, it's legitimately an autism (or whatever, god only knows what all's wrong with me) thing. I reeeeeeaaaaaaaallly dislike coming off as condescending, but I'm also really neurotic about people thinking I mean something I didn't. it's a hard dilemma to resolve neatly, and my usual thing is to just apologize profusely for the way I talk. I don't think that would make me any more popular here, though.
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>>505022
of course you would say that
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>>505013
this is what the refrance...
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>>505025
to be entirely honest i used to do that a lot too, and probably still talk like that sometimes. you just have to learn to keep things short here, unless the thread is going in a wordy rant-y direction. and if someone doesn't understand something you can just clarify it in a later post.
>>505027
???
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>>505025
holy shit, this post is so long. the sad thing is that I couldn't make it any briefer. I tried.
>>505029
I will resolve to be, uh. vaguer. from now on.
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No.505035
unga bunga, dudes!
*360 nosebone off a plesiosaur neck*
No.505036
rockstation 4 > ungabox one
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No.505038
some of you ungas ok
no go to watering hole when big light come up
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No.505040
you a unga now
you a bunga now
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>>505038
*alerts the bungas*
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No.505044
*paints frog on rock wall*
*gets arrested*
No.505045
Who is the worst character ever in any story?
My vote's for either Jar Jar Binks Or Black"I'm a big guy" Star
No.505046
beta unga.... beta bunga!
No.505047
end man cavepeople
#gamerrock
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>>505045
darth unga
he dark side now
No.505049
the suspect bonked at least twelve victims before turning the cudgel on himself
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>>505045
You don't like Black⋆Star?
No.505051
i'm kinda in a parunga state of mind, you know?
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>>505050
IM A BIG GUY IMA BIG GUY IM A BIG GUY
Fuck I hate him
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*starts posting random cudgels without a name*
No.505057
cave justice hunters always unga about cudgel control
do they know gatherers bunga them for self defense?
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>>505056
bunga off, skypenunga
No.505059
the real problem is mind demons
we need better witch doctor in this tribe
No.505060
Everyone dump all your roxykitten images.
EVERY ONE OF THEM DO NOT HOLD BACK
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>>505062
it would be extremely painful
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>>505065
is that a skypenig?
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>>505060
>implying anyone but you saves roxykitten
>more implications
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>>505069
thats not roxykitten
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>>505072
oh for fuck sake no please
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>>505060
but i don't save bad images
No.505076
god dammit I hate codes but I love weird puzzle shit
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>>505075
*doesn't like her replacmint*
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No.505079
perikitten and roxykitten on a playdate
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>>505078
when i get home >:)
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>>505077
It's okay, lil' one. You've got kitten mittens to buy soon! Big girl clothes and stuff.
No.505082
>1000 word report due tomorrow
>haven't even started
how le fuggy mcwuggied am i
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>>505082
>1000 word
that's barely an email
No.505084
perikitten hissing at roxykitten for playing with her toys
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>>505082
>1000 word
trust me, you pass 1000 ridiculously fast.
the hard part is the actual instructions.
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>>505082
Have you read the back cover? Just take out what the teacher thinks you should think.
Or actually read the book and write it all out booooooo
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>>505082
1000 words is like 2 pages you pussy
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>>505088
Just numbers and deadlines, to me, hehe.
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>>505088
have you never written a fucking essay before
seriously, 1000 words is like, the very base standard for shitty highschool essays
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>>505086
its comp sci, we have to profile a graduate level employer
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>>505088
hsg is apparently not very well-versed in their ancient memes
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No.505095
It seems most women in these days play mind games, and turn down good men saying to themselves "I don't deserve him" or "not yet, I just want to have fun" without thinking about what he is feeling. All this rejection turns into bitterness in hearts of good men. And when good men go to bars where single women are to try and find a courtship, instead of accepting compliments, a bow and a request to dance from a good man, they look at each other, chuckle and walk away. I hate these mind games. I feel like garbage because of the way they treat me.
I have been out of high school for 8 years and have courted (asked out) women in college, work, church, and I still haven't been able to have a courtship. (╯︵╰,)
｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡ BTW they all say "that's cute" when I am formal, as if being a gentleman is sissy. Women reading this, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET A COURTSHIP? I keep good hygiene, I keep my hair short, shave at least 3 times/week, stand tall, smile, I am polite even to those who are rude to me, put others first like in the "Francis prayer" so much that I have been working for placement agencies for 3 years what more do I need to do?!?!
Please, to those reading that believe in God, pray to help me find a courtship.
I am tired of searching.
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>>505097
you're a tasty guy
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>>505097
*shaves some parmesan on you*
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>>505102
you missed your chance faggot
someone else got the grandprize line first
teehee
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>>505103
i'm sorely regretting that teehee now
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>>505101
I usually get A in English classes but I never look at a number of words. Isn't it by pages? Or MLA format? Does anyone even give a damn about MLA after highschool? I don't.
Shoot, if a professor told me to write 1,000, 10,000, 100,000, I would still just be thinking, "Yeah but why ARE those curtains blue? This book is soooo badddddd"
I am not smart, but I am sorry for it.
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>>505103
that's a counterfeit "for you"
i deserve a redo
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>>505104
you made your choice and you have to live with it
No.505108
The worst book I ever had to do a review on was the white hills titty one by the shotgun dude. I was so mad it wasn't about what I thought it was.
Hills like White Elephant Gifts more like it.
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>>505108
the white hills titty one
the shotgun dude
um
what?
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>>505105
You're retarded dude.
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No.505112
>tfw too privileged to get a free ride for life for taking a fake bomb to school
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>>505112
and they say white people dont experience racism....
No.505114
i should've gotten a scholarship for taking mouthpics to/at school
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>>505112
do people not think this is excessive?
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>>505112
Someone post the cuck boy Halloween costume
No.505117
i met chris christie once...
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>>505117
and you didn't kill him smh
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>>505112
seriously what the fuck is so special about this joker? he built a goddamn clock, what was special about that. was it some new, amazing, revolutionizing design? no, it was just a fucking clock.
jsssst, whyyyyyyyy
No.505120
didn't he disassemble a clock
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>>505119
did you miss the part where he got arrested because the school staff thought it was a bomb
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>>505050
everyone knows death the kid is where it's at
also nice numbers
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>>505119
he didn't even build it he just took the casing out of a regular clock then put it in a suitcase
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>>505121
Yeah because it literally looked like a bomb
>>505122
Death the Kid is a literal autist
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>>505119
his school thought it was a bomb
you could even say they didnt actually think it was a bomb and just wanted to embarrass the fuck out of him
No.505127
do you think this >>505125 anon freaks out when he sees a clock and yells "BOMB!"
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>>505126
didn't they know it wasn't but still called the police because they thought he was intentionally pulling off a hoax?
No.505129
of course its a bomb! its ticking for gods sake!!!
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>>505127
>>505129
>being this pedantic
>defending "white people are racist so I deserve to meet the president" cuck boy
No.505132
ban clocks so this doesn't happen again
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>>505131
he didnt even demand that he meet with these people
its white people guilt that he got to meet everyone
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all the jokes and skits mocking the whole clock thing are pretty dumb because they all use a generic analogue wall clock when what the kid had was a small case with a bunch of wires all over the place and a digital LED display which wouldn't look quite as innocent
No.505136
selling megaman battle network 2
pm me
No.505137
>tfw white cucks will never pay your school fees before you even go to university
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>>505136
i dont have money but my dad works at nintendo and i can give you the newest pokemon game before its released
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>>505126
awesome. since he was obviously so traumatized by this oppression and discrimination, we ought to fly him around the world and introduce him to all these world leaders who give so much of a fuck. i feel so guilty for the way my race has treated this poor young boy.
fanfuckingtastic.
No.505140
*takes fake bomb to school*
*becomes famous and gets to meet influential people*
No.505141
clockmed shouldn't have been a world hero but everything regarding him is hilarious because people get so upset about every facet
also using multiple reaction images in a single post is in poor taste
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>>505141
tell-tale sign of a crossie
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>>505139
are u mad white boi :)
No.505144
reminder that ahmed's sister called in a fake bomb threat 2 years ago and his dad is an ambulance chaser
No.505146
this triggers the engineer
No.505147
seriously though how the fuck did white people do so well for themselves
like if it was an rpg, whites would have like a +3 to disease resistance at most
No.505148
if a skinwalker ever gets an arab or north african, we will all burn. they'll be able to manipulate everyone and everything by doing exactly this sort of shit.
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>>505147
have you ever taken a single history class
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>>505150
oh great, now ahmed gets to go to dubai for free
good going
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>>505147
>seriously though how the fuck did white people do so well for themselves
>like if it was an rpg, whites would have like a +3 to disease resistance at most
Yeah I'd expect someone who'd make that comparison to be mentally retarded
No.505153
is the guy's name really ahmed
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No.505155
>>505146
nice hairline, kid
No.505156
>>505153
yes
minorities arent creative
No.505157
>>505156
i don't know about that
frankly Latishianequa is a little too creative
No.505158
>>505142
I've been here for 4 years.
>>505145
keep memeing
No.505159
>>505157
i didnt realize i was on tumblr
No.505160
>>505159
>complaining about the stupid shit black people name their kids
>tumblr
go get some sleep, anon, you obviously need it.
No.505161
>>505158
not you, the guy posting multiple reaction images
No.505162
>>505160
>black people
>black
>people
>>>/tumblr/
No.505164
the only acceptable time for posting multiple reaction images at once is when you're posting smug anime girls
No.505166
>>505161
oh, maybe
or he could just be stupid
No.505167
>>505164
you mean hooligans, crossboarder
No.505168
>>505164
even posting a single smug anime girl is unacceptable actually
No.505170
*takes thing out of its casing*
i made this
No.505171
i like meta talk its good
No.505172
>>505168
what about non-smug anime girls
No.505173
Had to help my mom with some chores. Gonna take a shower now. You guys really like memes lmao
ayy. bbl.
No.505174
>>505169
whos this globulin goblin
No.505175
>>505161
it's actually two guys. i did it the fiirst time, no clue where this other chucklefuck came from
>>505162
>pic related
No.505176
>>505172
only for fapping purposes
No.505177
No.505179
redpill me on the new scooby doo cartoon
No.505180
>>505149
its just if you were observing humanity thousands of years ago are you gonna bet on China/Egypt, already developing maths and building monuments and cities, or would you bet on the roving tribes in northern Europe who are busy fucking animals and killing each other
No.505181
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No.505185
>>505180
China was the best civilization up until like 1750 you dunkass
No.505186
No.505187
>finish gemsona
>pretty satisfied that I made her look like me
>ugly
>lumpy
>fat
>mannish
yikes @ me
No.505188
No.505189
>>505185
are you gonna support that argument
No.505190
>>505187
>pretty satisfied that I made her look like me
>ugly
>lumpy
>fat
>mannish
Well if you make a female look like a male she's going to be ugly and mannish
If you make a female look like a fat male she's going to be lumpy and fat
No.505191
>>505188
nah
you'll agree with me, and also be at best non-plussed by the art
I think I can safely appreciate and learn from your response without having to actually experience it firsthand
No.505192
it's become increasingly obvious that we need to find a more permanent solution to our cletus problems
No.505193
>>505191
i mean did you make them look like a drag queen
i know that's your thing or something
No.505194
>>505189
It's almost objective tbh
http://geography.about.com/library/weekly/aa011201e.htm
>>505192
I'll never break the rules so I'll always be here to have fun with my hsg friends :^)
No.505195
i actually haven't noticed cletus posting at all so if you're still here continue to do so without a trip, please
No.505196
>>505195
you're just an idiot
No.505197
>>505190
yeah
that's
that's the point
I am a tranny, self-deprecating about being a tranny
you don't have to explain to me how being a tranny works, believe me I know
>>505193
no, she looks like me, wearing clothes with a similar silhouette to my daily wear with design details tweaked to look like a homeworld uniform
No.505198
me hungy... but me have meetings all day...........
No.505199
>>505196
I don't actively look for things to get me angry
No.505200
>>505194
there is... another way...
No.505201
>>505079
I want this so bad
No.505202
No.505203
No.505204
>>505125
I cant stand how death the kid holds his guns.
Why are all the guys in that show so stupid.
Maka is best
No.505205
>>505198
eat the flesh of your co-workers
No.505206
>>505198
meetings are for people with jobs
you some kinda normie?
No.505207
this guy either has a monster dong or he's wearing a diaper
No.505208
>>505207
it's definitely the diaper one
No.505209
>>505203
India hasn't been brought up once this entire thread
No.505210
>>505207
It's a duct tape rabbit thing
best guesses are it's a diaper
No.505211
>>505209
he literally just confessed in the post above yours
No.505212
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No.505214
>>505185
China was great until about midway through the Roman empire. then after that fell the best civilization was the Sultanates and the Ottomans, then it was the netherlands and portugal once the age of the sail started. 1750s it was definitely the Dutch. England took over around 1820 as best and held it until 1940. Then USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
No.505215
>>505212
Him and Sid are the only exeptions
No.505216
>>505215
it's been about three years since i watched that show, who was sid?
No.505218
>>505213
>>505199
fuck off vapid cunt!
No.505219
>>505218
why am i half truth now
No.505220
america was the greatest civilization even before it existed
No.505221
>>505214
>then after that fell the best civilization was the Sultanates and the Ottomans, then it was the netherlands and portugal once the age of the sail started. 1750s it was definitely the Dutch
It's not based on how fucking liberal or inclusive
I'm talking about how great the civilization is
How big the cities were,how much of an influence they had on others, how technologically advanced they were.
No.505222
This is it.
A perfect replica of Joey's vagina!
No.505223
>>505216
the zombie guy with dreadlocks
No.505224
No.505225
>>505222
but that's a roast beef sandwich...
No.505227
>transgendered arabic martian manhunter with dyed hair making out with aquaman
dc takes a note from marvel i guess
sjw sells
No.505228
>>505226
I like the look on that bird's face
No.505229
>>505223
>>505224
oh right. what about the samurai one? the guy who protected the witch-child. Masamune? he always seemed pretty chill.
No.505230
>>505180
well, the Chinese got their asses beat by roving tribes in northern Asia who were busy fucking animals and killing each other
"the christian dark ages" are exaggerated anyway
No.505231
what if the future considers our age the dark age
makes you think huh
No.505232
>>505221
they invented algebra, and had the best quality of living compared to all other nations.
China has had shit quality of living for all of history except for the last 10 years.
it's just before the Roman empire their quality of living was just LESS shit than everyone else's. Sure China had the most population and the most production capabilities, but they were poorly run and had an apathetic culture based off a beyond-ancient philosophy that became obsolete around 500 AD.
No.505233
>>505230
>well, the Chinese got their asses beat by roving tribes in northern Asia who were busy fucking animals and killing each other
Actually that was the Mongols and they fucked literally everybody up from Moscow to Baghdad to Lin'an
>"the christian dark ages" are exaggerated anyway
kek
No.505234
>>505229
mifune I think. He's cool too.
I keep forgetting some of the character. But most of the guys are still shit
No.505236
>>505233
what even led to the mongols fall? they could have dominated the shit outta everything if they had made it past russia
No.505237
>>505234
true. most of them are either retarded or just insufferable dicks
No.505238
*conkers asia*
*establishs lalond dynasty*
No.505239
>>505232
>they invented algebra, and had the best quality of living compared to all other nations.
That is so arbitrary and subjective and hard to verify
>China has had shit quality of living for all of history except for the last 10 years.
That's only because the net GDP had to be divided by hundreds of millions of people
>an apathetic culture based off a beyond-ancient philosophy that became obsolete around 500 AD.
China literally has the best culture when it comes to work and the cohesion of society seriously how cucking stupid can you get...
No.505240
>>505238
*murders you*
*the poster not the stupid memecat*
No.505241
>>505236
"It is easy to conquer the world from the back of a horse." -Genghis Khan
It is hard to get out of the saddle and govern
No.505242
>>505238
theres a restaurant near me called kublai khan that serves mongolian
i've been too ascared to try it
No.505243
>>505239
>when it comes to work and the cohesion of society
yea shame about almost every other aspect
No.505244
>>505242
Mongolian food is literally all meat and dairy and fried things it's super good
>>505243
This is a weak, self centered mentality that is responsible for the fall of civilizations
No.505245
>>505230
Christian Dark ages were exaggerated?
lets just look at it from one perspective(which happens to be the most important) Food, which in this case was wheat(the most important foodstuffs at the time)
Roman production of wheat was at a maximum 22.5 bushels of wheat per acre
medieval europe was at 10 bushels per acre max. or about 1.5 bushels harvested per bushels planted
The ottomans at the same time were at 4 bushels per bushel.
Europe didnt get up to that level of wheat production until the 1750s.
No.505246
>>505236
the empire was split after genghis khan died
the han overthrew the yuan dynasty in china, the ilkhanate in persia was weakened by plague, tamerlane stomped the chagatai khanate in central asia and the golden horde was wrecked by muscovy
>>505242
try it, mongolian noodles are good
No.505247
>interesting historical discussion
how strange, i thought this was hsg
No.505248
No.505249
>>505239
GDP per capita is probably the best way to approximate quality of living. each person produced less than any single person living almost any other civilized state. That's not a good thing.
No.505250
there are not words for how little I care about the relative dick sizes of historical empires
No.505251
>>505244
>This is a weak, self centered mentality that is responsible for the fall of civilizations
Nice propaganda there mate
No.505252
No.505253
>>505252
now this is the post quality I wanna see
No.505254
>>505247
a rare break from the shitposting every now and then is a healthy change of pace. like coming up for a brief lungful of air before diving back down after living underwater in a literal sea of piss for a year.
No.505255
>>505251
>Nice propaganda there mate
Do you know what the word propaganda means
>>505248
Okay back to gender discussion it is
No.505256
Who would win in a fight between Alexander The Great and Genghis Khan
No.505257
just a reminder that you're talking about the world's history with the guy that fucks his cousin
No.505258
>>505256
didnt alexander catch a cold and fall over dead like a little bitchbaby bitchboy
lmao
No.505259
>>505256
One on one, with fisticuffs? Probably Alex
Army to army Genghis would rape him so hard
Then he'd probably literally rape him
No.505260
>>505255
>information, especially of a biased or misleading nature, used to promote or publicize a particular political cause or point of view.
No.505261
>>505254
i just didn't think it was still possible for us to break from shitposting
it's like if a guy came in to whip you bloody every day and then when you're resigned yourself to it, he gives you some cake instead
it's nice, but now you have to live hoping that he'll give you cake instead of whipping you
No.505262
>>505246
it took a long time for those to be destroyed.
And Tamerlane was a mongol.
Also the Mughal empire was a Mongolian Empire(mughal being hindi for mongol or some shit) and lasted until the british took over india, then kept existing nominally until some time in the 20th century.
No.505263
I want to watch back to the future, but the download is stuck at 50%
help
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No.505265
No.505266
>>505259
Alexander would probably get into it
They'd be bros
No.505267
>>505258
No it was malaria most likely
>>505260
It's not biased or misleading tho. Every civilization falls after a period of weakness, mediocrity, and decadence
>>505262
>Also the Mughal empire was a Mongolian Empire(mughal being hindi for mongol or some shit)
In name only. By the time of Akbar it was more Islamic tbh
No.505268
i wanna replay borderlands 2 so i can play mech romancer with anarchy but i dont wanna play alone and i have nobody to play with
No.505269
there's not really a clear boundary between "propaganda" and "cultural output"
sure, there's cultural output which is intended as propaganda, while other cultural output is not created with the goal of propaganda in mind, but viewed objectively all cultural output has ideology woven into its core
"this is propaganda" is what people say about cultural output whose ideological content is dissonant with their native ideologies
it's probably worth noting that "facts" fall under cultural output by my definition, given that nature cannot be perceived except through an ideologically-distorted interpretation of sensation and cannot be communicated except through an ideologically-distorted symbol system
anyway I find "this is propaganda" a really boring criticism. "this media has ideological content that I find troubling" is more meaningful, and forces you to be explicit about what it is that you believe that the media contradicts
No.505270
>>505259
This
Despite Alexander having great cavalry and the best phalanx in the world. two things would be his downfall
Alexander didnt have enough companions to deal with the number of mongol horsemen. Horseman to horseman. Alexander's would win. But Genghis had a hundred thousand horsemen.
Alexander's Phalanx while super well trained and well equipped with massive spears were actually very susceptible to projectiles because in order to have such long spears, alexander's phalanx had to carry a smaller shield.
The mongol horse archers would just form a cantabrian circle and rain down arrows until the phalanx was too weak to hold off a charge.
No.505271
>>505268
>i wanna replay borderlands 2
die
>>505269
Ye it's intellectual laziness tbh
>anyway I find "this is propaganda" a really boring criticism.
No.505272
>>505267
Propaganda doesn't have to even be misleading (though that is).
Having everyone work and be 'cohesive' is good in some aspects but China's fucked socially and somewhat biologically too. Looking at only one thing in a civilization isn't a good thing.
No.505273
No.505274
>>505261
an apt analogy, friend.
>>505259
i don't know about that, genghis khan was a big guy
>>505268
i tried playing with anarchy, but it just wasn't working out for me. i thought it would be pretty cool, but turns out i like actually hitting things more than doing tons of damage. re-set and specialized the BFF tree. my deathtrap can fuck up everything.
No.505275
>>505270
>Horseman to horseman. Alexander's would win
Nope, the Mongols would win because they could literally keep backing up while firing arrows at their pursuers, then chasing if they tried to get out of range
They're trapped until they die and can't hit them
No.505276
>>505264
without an army he's as fucked as a spartan schoolboy though
No.505277
>>505275
I mean one horseman versus another horseman.
The mongol strategy and numbers were what gave them strength most of their strength.
No.505278
>>505274
you have to control the anarchy
aka shoot the ground
No.505279
>>505276
well i didn't know we were talking about one-on-one at the time
No.505280
>>505273
Gaige is cute though redheads are cute and freckles are cute and robot arms are cute
>>505276
kek
>>505272
>somewhat biologically too.
How do you mean? Wouldn't that be.... racist?
No.505281
>>505279
ya, thats what I mean horseman to horseman.
No.505282
Seduce me with your historical knowledge, HSG.
No.505283
>>505280
I don't mean they're genetically inferior I meant that their air is fucked six ways from yesterday and didn't feel like coming up with a more proper term. Bodily? They're fucked bodily.
No.505284
>>505282
well bb, did you know the United States went to war with the Ottoman Empire?
No.505285
>tfw champion's road is kicking my ass
No.505286
>>505282
Did you know that the Aztecs had floating farms called chinampas that watered themselves and allowed Tenochtitlan to rival the population density of major European cities at the time?
Now you know!
No.505287
alexander the great was a manlet
No.505288
No.505289
Who would win an election between Julius Caesar and Adolf Hitler
No.505290
*delorean appears in a flash of light*
*gets out of delorean completely naked and checks watch*
Great Scott!
*squats and takes a big fat shit*
*pisses a little bit too*
*gets back into delorean and flies away*
No.505291
No.505292
>>505283
That only applies to the PRC which everyone agrees is shit
>>505284
Are you talking about the Marine thing in Tripoli?
No.505293
No.505294
>>505284
Tell me more.
>>505286
Actually, yeah, weirdly enough.
No.505295
Who would win an orgy Cleopatra or Theodora
No.505296
>>505292
I thought we were arguing over modern china.
No.505297
>>505290
You know that Lexus made a hoverboard, and in the movie on this day the Cubs won the World Series
That's actually kinda uncanny
Waiting on those flying cars any day now
No.505298
No.505299
>>505298
Get a group of 100 people and whoever is chosen the most
No.505300
>>505298
Most orgasms in 60 minutes, given and recieved
No.505301
>>505295
Whenever I play Civ V Catherine the Great makes me feel funny in my peepee
>>505296
The very first historypost I made was >>505185
No.505302
>>505297
My godmother really likes the cubs, it'd be cool if they won.
No.505303
No.505304
>>505301
horsefuckerfuckers pls go
No.505305
>>505304
What
Did Catherine have a secret relationship with a Cossack's mount that historians only recently discovered in her diary
No.505306
No.505307
>>505305
she set up a complicated system of ropes and pulleys so that she could fuck a horse.
No.505308
chomsky did nothing wrong
No.505309
>>505307
she's what we all aspire to be...
No.505310
>>505294
Yes, just after the Revolutionary war, the Barbary Startes( an autonomous group of regions within the empire) started attack US merchant ships and selling the sailors into slavery. The United States after paying a ridiculous ransom of 1 million dollars, decided that enough was enough and sent ships to deal with the Barbary States. There was even an invasion of Tripoli in Tunisia. That invasions was the first overseas victory by the US
No.505311
I can't wait for graphene batteries to hit the market. I am so sick and tired of battery life limiting what we can do with our tech.
No.505312
>>505309
Is it weird that i want a horse to lay eggs inside me?
No.505313
there used to be one or two other linguists in HSG I think. why don't we ever hijack threads to talk about autosegmental phonology or optimality theory or some shit
No.505314
>>505307
Holy shit hahaha
She's a kinkster, that Catherine. When you beat her she says "We were defeated, so this makes me your prisoner. I suppose there are worse fates. "
Like what the fuck and she gives you the bedroom eyes too
No.505315
payday tomorrow time to waste all my money
No.505316
>>505312
yes because horses don't lay eggs
No.505317
>>505312
nah, completely normal.
No.505318
>>505316
>>505317
Im getting mixed messages
No.505319
>>505315
throw it in the air and watch some neets fight over it
No.505320
>>505318
mix this
*gives you a cup of my semen and some chocolate dust*
No.505321
Civ 5 Waifu Tier List
Top Tier
Theodora
Wu Zetian
Maria Tier
Maria
Maria
Isabella
/r9k/ Tier
Elizabeth
Used Goods Tier
Catherine
Boudicca
Isn't Real Tier
Dido
No.505322
>>505321
ur mom is not real
No.505323
>>505320
*shotguns the semen and snorts the chocolate dust*
No.505324
Alpha Centauri husbando tierlist:
Top Tier:
>the pirate
Shit:
>any of the rest, I don't even remember them I just wanted to fuck the pirate and I didn't even realize that was why I liked him so much
No.505325
>>505313
Sometimes it's hard to believe anybody in HSG could have anything worth talking about.
Nice when it does happen, though. Highest thread quality in months.
No.505326
>>505321
Dude Wu Zetian would probably make you a eunuch before she let you fuck her
No.505327
>>505324
ah fuck, I forgot about his stupid fucking ponytail, that tarnishes the memory tbh
No.505328
>>505327
ponytails can look good, but real long hair looks good most of the time
twintails can look good but they usually need some effort
No.505329
>>505325
this thread is trash
No.505330
tfw no friend who'll take your ass whenever and then you can get high while he's fucking you
No.505331
wait there was some caveposting earlier
that was cool
No.505332
whatever happened to the epic gender discussion threads
I guess they died down since moody isn't here to throw a fit every week anymore
No.505333
>>505328
it's a side-tail tho
the entire point of a ponytail is to keep the long hair from fucking up the masculine silhouette as far as I'm concerned, putting it to the side ruins that
No.505334
>>505330
why do people correlate weed and sex so much
why is fucking someone who is high and/or being high when you fuck someone such a big fetish
getting high is for silly giggly things, not the fuck
No.505335
No.505336
>>505334
I've never fucked while high but it probably feels good
Jacking off while high is alright
No.505337
>>505333
by side tail are we talking just jutting out from his head or the tail is on his shoulder
>>505334
i dunno
i have never had the fuck or the weed
i just know weed is supposed to make you less in control of yourself and that's the basis of every single one of my fetishes
No.505338
geez, guys, stop talking about the past and get back to the present
No.505339
>>505337
ben...............
No.505340
>>505338
get back to sucking my cock slut
No.505341
>>505332
we've got vfan now who throws even bigger fits more often
No.505342
>>505339
anon......................................
No.505343
>>505334
physical sensations are more intense ime, and it's easier to get super into it on a mental level. it's also easier to get overwhelmed and helpless if you're a lightweight, tho
>>505337
I guess it could be on his shoulder, but it really looks like it's cocked to the side to me. if it was centered, wouldn't it not be visible until it was closer to the shoulder? you can see practically the whole ponytail.
No.505344
>>505341
yeah but she's not a tranny
her fits are usually related to communism in some way
No.505345
can weed cure my autistic son
No.505346
>>505344
wasn't she posting about being a tranny for a few weeks
No.505347
>>505345
it hasn't worked so far mr ben's dad
No.505348
No.505349
>>505347
my dad died two months after i was born
i'm assuming i would be less gay if i had any male influence on my life
No.505350
i feel like im going to vom
No.505351
>>505349
you'd think, but my dad's aggressively masculine and aggressively aggressive example just made me faggier
No.505352
I got this big ass burn on my my arm and its has this horrible itchy scab that i want to pick so bad
No.505353
>>505351
Saltlick do you want to fuck your dad
No.505354
>>505351
From the little I've heard about my dad he wasn't masculine mcdickpuncher so I dunno.
Most I've heard is when I do some odd mannerism that he apparently did too.
also he was really ugly in his 30s
No.505355
>>505352
how did you get burned by an ass
was it really that hot
No.505356
>>505352
don't do it
or else
No.505357
>>505354
like father like son
No.505358
>>505353
no
the intent of that post is that I want to be nothing like my dad, and "faggy" is very far from Dad's example
No.505359
>>505354
>also he was really ugly in his 30s
I guess that's where you get it from
No.505360
>>505352
it was cams hot latin ass.
I got burned by a hot bread tray at work
No.505361
the apple doesn't fall far from the tree...
No.505362
>>505359
>>505357
yea that's actually a big fear of mine
I don't think I look great but I think he looks a lot worse
it's also partially why i hate masculinity so much
No.505363
>>505360
who le fug is cam
No.505364
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>>505363
the ass in questiom
No.505365
>>505363
servant of the skypenig kingdom
No.505366
i can't find a picture of my dad but here's my mom and her gay friend
No.505367
No.505368
>>505366
your mom looks neat and also like my cool second cousin, 10/10 would hang out with at a family gathering/possibly do shots with
No.505369
>>505365
new question
how do we kill cam
No.505370
>>505368
she's like 57 now
my sister looks pretty much like her though, but she's real stupid
No.505371
>>505366
do you mind if I print this and cum on it
No.505372
No.505373
>>505371
i don't really care
No.505374
No.505375
No.505376
No.505377
my little goofball: microcephaly is magic
No.505378
>>505366
is this you ben
requesting someone to photoshop ben's face on the mom's face
No.505379
>>505378
post ben's face and I'll do it
No.505380
>Israels prime minister blamed the holocaust on Palestine
You can't make this up
No.505381
aaaaaand, we're back to the shitposting. it was fun while it lasted history anons
No.505382
I have friends IRL who are into One Direction, because IRL it's not reasonable to refuse to associate with an otherwise cool person because they have pleb taste, and my piece of shit trackpad clicked on a One Direction member's twitter as I was moving the cursor across the screen, and now the Twitter home page won't load it's just this fucking asshole's twitter, and I feel unduly anxious like having pleb taste is something you can catch through mediocre celebrities' twitters
No.505383
>>505379
do you want a recent picture of me or
No.505384
>>505383
any as long as it's frontal view
No.505385
>>505382
why are you using twitter in the first place, jackass
No.505386
>>505385
>I have friends IRL
No.505387
>>505386
so do i, but that's no reason to subject yourself to shitty things like twitter
No.505388
>>505384
This is from a year and a half ago but the only difference is probably more hair.
No.505389
>>505387
I mean. I guess TECHNICALLY you can choose to shut yourself off from a source of social interaction your friends use extensively. but I don't have particularly negative feelings about Twitter so I don't know why I would
also sorry for implying you don't have friends, I saw the opportunity to be an asshole and I took it
No.505390
No.505391
>I have friends IRL who are into One Direction
how old is saltlick
No.505392
does this cunt ever shut up...
No.505393
>>505391
22, just out of college. the friends in question go to my alma mater
No.505394
>>505393
You look early 30's
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>>505394
that... is the strangest thing anyone's ever said to me
I've had people tell me they'd believe me no matter what age I claimed to be if it was in the range between 16 and 30, but I've never been definitively pegged at early 30's
is it my forehead wrinkle? I can't help it, I move my face so much
No.505396
>>505394
ben isn't saltlick
No.505397
>>505396
I know salt lick is the fat tranny Ben is the one with the uggo face and girl hair
No.505398
ben will be undyne for halloween
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No.505400
>friend shared: "FIVE DRUGS THEY SHOULD GET RID OF BECAUSE MARIJUANA DOES THEIR JOB BETTER"
>AMBIEN
>ADDERAL
>VALIUM
>VIAGRA
>CHEMOTHERAPY
druggies...............
No.505401
>>505400
>Adderall
Hahaha how the heck is dank kush supposed to help you concentrate
No.505402
>>505397
so when have you ever seen saltlick's fat tranny face?
No.505403
>>505400
has this guy only ever smoked weed
No.505404
>>505398
why would i cosplay as her
i mean she's cool but if i were to cosplay anyone it'd probably just be frisk
No.505405
>>505402
don't they have multiple images up in the camwhore thread
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No.505410
which homestuck have the softest feet
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No.505413
if only politicians smoked weed...they'd get smart enough to legalize it
No.505414
>>505412
tavros has never had soft feet in his life
when he had flesh feet they were calloused and tough and after that they were metal
No.505416
>>505388
>>505366
sorry I got distracted
No.505417
>>505414
his legs were probably atrophied into withered little jiggly tubes by the time kanaya bisected him
i guess what are essentially gelatinous bags of blood and goop can count as soft feet
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>>505417
oh, fair
I managed to forget everything between the Team Charge debacle and the amputation, which is. impressively dumb, especially since I consider myself a Tavros fan
No.505421
>>505417
That's not what happens to paraplegics you dumbass
No.505422
No.505423
remember that epic tumblr art that depicted tavros with huge arms because he was on a wheelchair
those were the times
No.505424
>>505423
wasn't bara tavros nick's ass's favorite shit
No.505425
>>505422
Why would their bones dissolve.
Cousin's leg is perfectly normal except a little thin and bony
Her foot is p soft though
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>>505425
ascend to dark godhood cletus
No.505428
>>505415
when will bethesda die
No.505429
>>505425
"Cousin" isn't real
No.505430
I like >>505427
more than>>505426
No.505431
>>505429
*in a southern drawl*
Sounds like y'all need more pictures...
No.505432
>>505431
reported to the local police
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>>505438
we're only at 500 replies faggot
No.505441
>>505438
what the le la el ella mcfuggy are you doing
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>>505442
>>505441
>>505439
omg someone made a thread early this makes me so unreasonably angry for some reason
No.505444
>>505438
way too early you retard
No.505445
>>505443
it's very reasonable to be angry at this, you drooling nigger
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>>505443
>u-u mad
people making fun of you for doing stupid things is not the same as you being an ebig troll
No.505448
*dies because a thread was made 200 posts early*
No.505449
>>505448
*kills you because you made the thread early and you're going full damage control*
No.505450
>>505332
i like how you guys associate with me gender discussion because i'm a tranny even though every time theres a gender discussion i try to change the subject
No.505452
>>505450
but you're the one who starts them
No.505453
you all learn nothing tbh. learning disorders all over the place
No.505454
>>505433
Wh... what is this
I'm dumbfounded
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>>505455
back in 4chan when you started spamming threads because of eri
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>>505456
not a gender discussion, try again
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>>505451
i can tell if this would be funny or obnoxious if it were a real show
No.505461
>>505458
it started as a gender discussion then you threw a bitchfit and tried to spam to get them to leave
also the numerous times you started complaining about people on tumblr for no reason in dumbgarbage
you're lucky archive.moe is down otherwise I'd find the posts myself
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>>505461
you have no proof and right now you're the one starting shit.
you look like a fool to everyone tbh
No.505464
>>505459
blog here then
are you in college now or what
No.505465
>>505463
>moody thinks anybody but him looks like a fool
lm fucking ao
No.505466
>>505461
>>505463
don't know what you're on about but anon is my hero. i wanna be just like anon when i grow up.
No.505467
people can't ignore something that makes them uncomfortable, so it seems to stand out to them and they blame the other person with that attribute.
it's simple confirmation bias really.
No.505468
>>505463
lol you know it's true but you're pretending it's not
go ahead and keep doing that it's not like I can stop you
No.505471
>>505468
>>505465
you guys try so hard, its cute. you should learn to form healthy relationships tho its much easier than getting my attention
No.505473
why is making up glyphs so fucking difficult for me
I always wanna make up one glyph and stretch it to cover a dozen different phones/syllables by using diacritics, when other conlangers can apparently just. make up letters? what the fuck, how do they do that
No.505474
>>505472
*throws a handful of prawn*
No.505475
oh man the only two people i havent filtered in the same thread
No.505476
JUST DONT LOOK
JUST DONT LOOK
No.505478
>>505476
doesn't work, moron
No.505479
>>505472
have your roommates fisted you?
No.505480
holy fuck, what is this, invasion of the namefags?
No.505481
>>505480
speak of the devil...
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>>505460
I would make a great host
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>>505471
>moody
>telling people to learn to form healthy relationships
No.505485
>>505482
have you seriously never heard this saying before
No.505486
>>505483
yeah, for my dick lol
No.505487
>>505484
it's hilarious innit
No.505488
>>505478
no it works
but you guys are too stupid to realise it
No.505489
I suppose it's not actually that surprising, but I'm always taken aback by the noticeable semantic drifts that have taken place in imageboard culture or HSG specifically from my earliest forays. like "namefag" being a generic term that can cover both what I would call a namefag and tripfags. when I started posting in HSG, people were always careful to say "names and trips" to refer to what nowadays it's apparently fine to call just "namefags."
The only reason I'm surprised is that imageboard culture is super insular, afraid of cultural change, and hyper-attentive to misuse of in-group terms, all recipes for really conservative language use. (Not conservative in the political sense, in the sense of "conserving" linguistic structure.)
No.505490
>>505485
i know what it means, i just don't see how it applies there
No.505492
>>505489
*throws moldy produce at this post*
No.505493
>>505387
Social media is as shitty as you make it to be, that's kind of the point of it
No.505494
>>505489
*prints out this post*
*takes a huge doonkie*
*wipes my ass with it*
No.505495
>>505489
you're a fuckin fag dude
No.505496
>still no mouthpics received at or from going to this school
what is the point of this unepic clown college
No.505497
>>505490
it does because someone mentioned moody and vfan earlier
No.505498
>I-I never start shit!
>*immediately starts shit by posting in the thread*
i wish moody would fuck off
No.505500
technically most tripfags are namefags
No.505501
>>505489
*lets rip a huge fart*
also what you're saying doesn't exist
no one ever cared about specifying names and trips, if they did it was just clarity
also there are 2 namefags in here that aren't tripfags, which is more than normal
No.505502
oh man did i miss moody
shit
No.505503
>>505497
huh, i never saw anyone mention vfan. i was talking about how three of the fuckers showed up in the span of a few seconds
No.505504
it's like saltlick has diarreha but instead of liquid shit he produces these long posts that only one guy reads
No.505505
*crawwls out of wwoodwwork*
No.505506
>>505489
i missed this
im glad you're back hsg needed more autism
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>>505505
how the fuck would you even pronounce 'crawwls'
cool repeating digits
No.505511
>>505495
>old tranny shakes fist at cloud
>>505500
I'm not, like, expressing judgement, but that really wasn't how people used the term.
>>505501
I mean. I have really distinct memories of people using the term "namefag" to refer to a trip and getting corrected. you may not have cared, but someone did.
>>505504
this is absolutely true
No.505512
Daily reminder that the moods is a literal scammer who looks down on other artists because they don't scam people
No.505513
night of the living dead namefags
No.505514
>>505498
just because people throw a hissy fit when someone they don't like posts doesn't mean its my fault lol
how have you not learned this by now
that's like slapping someone in the face and saying they started shit
how do you function in daily life having no concept of your own will, you must have no dreams or goals
No.505515
"I'm a superior artist to you"
"I take commissions and don't finish them because I don't feel like it and keep the money"
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>>505514
you're the one who got pissed because of someone else's post though...
No.505518
i had a dream where i met bernie sanders
i lived in some sort of hotel/amusement park/college/technology center and he worked there too
i saw him walking through the gate in front of the facility but he walked all janky, like his leg was spasming every other step
i passed him by on my golf cart and waved politely, pretending i didn't know he was someone famous
No.505519
>>505514
holy shit was moody always like this
No.505520
i honestly hope everyone can leave this place and find a better life
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>>505518
he was walking all janky because of all the BIG BLACK COCK he took in his ass
No.505523
hey guys i just found out i have cancer
haha jk but could you imagine
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No.505525
Sex=Gender
trans people have mental illnesses
No.505526
>>505514
maybe they would start liking your posts if you weren't such a whiny bitch that blames and gets mad at people for no real reason
No.505527
>>505520
leave already faggot
No.505528
>>505511
yea and that still happens, because there's a distinction
there was never some group effort when referring to groups of people as "name and tripfags". Most people just said one or the other, usually tripfags.
Like if I said you were a tripfag or an anon someone would correct me, because I'd be wrong.
nice to see that moody hasn't grown emotionally in the slightest
No.505529
>>505525
this but unironically
No.505530
i'm not going to respond to this anymore because its just sad. you need to learn to interact with other people in a way that isn't negative. it's really not that hard once you get out of a negative environment. start by seeing the positive aspects in yourself & others instead of focusing on how you can start fights with others
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>>505531
i want nothing more than to brutally dismember you
No.505533
>>505525
"trans people"
this term is so stupid. They're called trannies. Don't try to legitimize them with their own special snowflake terms
No.505534
>>505530
why don't you take your own advice
No.505535
pedophiles are the exception to the thing i just said
No.505536
>>505530
NO ONE CARES ABOUT GENDER STUFF ON THE INTERNET! EVERYONE IS MALE! WE ARE ALL THE SAME!
No.505537
>>505530
delusion at its finest
No.505538
>>505536
this but unironically
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>>505532
>>505535
that isn't the real wonk you fucking brain dead piece of shit
No.505541
>>505534
>>505537
>choosing ignorance
No.505542
all of you
seriously
chill the fuck out
No.505543
wait hold on i have his trip
No.505544
I was thinking of posting wonk's trip again but that would be going over the line a bit
No.505545
>>505533
Seriously Transexuals have a mental illness and should be treated instead of embraced and allowed to exist in a state or turmoil
No.505546
*Starts a Seven Nation Army football chant from the back of the thread*
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>>505541
at least give out a serious reply
No.505549
what the fuck are you people doing
No.505550
>>505532
>>505535
What's the matter I thought we were friends. ;o)
Don't you remember all the good times we had?
No.505551
>>505545
transsexualism.tumblr.com
hoo boy, have you got a lot to learn
No.505553
>>505530
Have you considered the fact that people interact with you negatively because you're not worth interacting with?
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>>505548
there's a time when you just have to realize that people aren't worth it
No.505557
>>505551
please teach me senpai
please teach me about transsexualism instead of passing it off to some website for 14 year olds
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>>505554
>>505552
*starts giggling*
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No.505562
this is hell
this is actually hell
i don't know what black and filthy sins i committed to be sent here but in this moment i regret them all
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>>505551
moody are you going to major in gender studies?
No.505565
>>505528
when I said people "were careful to" refer to names and trips as names and trips, I didn't really mean they were making an effort, I meant that that speech pattern evinces a narrower definition of "namefag" than the use of "namefags" to refer to anyone pseudonymous. That's not good or bad, more effortful or less; it's just a change in what a word means. So, sorry, I didn't mean to imply people were consciously enforcing a standard (well, except when they were correcting others), I just mean that when I started posting here I learned that the difference between a namefag and a tripfag was salient, that the two were mutually exclusive, and that there wasn't a term in common use to refer to both without just using both "name" and "trip." Now, you see people saying things like
>>505500
which isn't wrong, but is different from the old system, where I'm pretty sure I remember people saying things to the effect that a named trip is not a namefag.
I dunno, just an observation. The way that I talk is really irritating, so people interpret what I intend to be neutral comments as attacks or as being broader than I intended. Not blaming them for that, either, it's my shitty communication style at fault here.
No.505566
>>505556
when did your parents learn that lesson rofl
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No.505568
*Asks for source*
*Gives you a link to a Tumblr post with no citations whatsoever*
No.505569
>>505553
people don't though. only you guys treat me like that. if it was me it would be consistent throughout areas of my life. consider why imagining others in suffering makes you feel good. are you lonely and suffering? do you have low self esteem? try to look for small things that can fill that feeling of loss in your heart. people lash out like this when they're hurting and this has nothing to do with me so i know you can work on this by yourself
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>>505556
then why do you continue to respond to "wonk"? or anyone else that's arguing with you? are you just a special exception?
No.505572
>>505514
>>505530
See like who posts this shit? Only vfan and moody do this shit where they go full armchair and start ratting off their assumptions about anonymous posters' social problems. Moody, the freak loser who loses his shit and danger-blogs when somebody he hates posts here, who is known for freaking out over shit at the drop of the hat, is lecturing these poor socially inept dregs about how to interact with people in a healthy way
Like fuck off. You don't know shit. Where do you even get off
No.505573
I leave for one hour and this is what happens
No.505574
>>505564
flag off. stope using that flag. stop tbh
No.505575
>>505571
i know you why people come here.
people don't come here because they're happy.
i didn't come here because i was happy and because i thought i was around good people.
when they attack me its really a cry for help.
maybe by showing them what they're doing isn't working i can teach them how to find other places for comfort like i did.
i was one of the worst people here so if i can do it, anyone can
except maybe vfan
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>>505575
you literally overthink it
people come here to shitpost with people they kind of know
No.505580
i'll save you guys like i saved shitto...
No.505581
>>505572
try to consider that people have lives outside hsg
i know you're not really ready to consider this since you're in attack mode right now, but remember it for later when you're rational
No.505582
>>505575
>>505579
>>505579
>>505579
stop assuming everyone here is as depressing as you
No.505583
can we just tell moody to die
No.505584
also
I apologize for posting off-topic shit, when shitstorms go down I get the impulse to talk about anything else, on the assumption that non-dramatic rambly nonsense is less annoying than drama
but it's still pretty annoying. so. sorry
No.505586
>>505575
I come here because i`m happy
i try to share my happiness<3
No.505587
>>505575
okay, moody isn't gonna major in gender studies, she's going to major in Freudian bulllshit
No.505588
>>505569
Well you scam people, for one
No.505589
>>505584
>off-topic shit
there is no such thing as "off topic" in hsg
No.505590
>>505581
not me... teach me how...
No.505592
So anyway, How does everyone feel about Kill La Kill
No.505593
>>505589
yeah. it's a euphemism for "shit no-one cares about in a writing style everyone hates"
No.505594
i like moody, his tumblr posts are cool
No.505595
>>505581
did saying your name summon you or something
why are you here
No.505596
>>505584
we're not in co anymore
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No.505599
The world is a large place full of cruelty. Every day there are thousands of people that go without food. Millions struggle senselessly to find meaning in their shallow existence. What can we do in this world? The answer is simple; kill ourselves. Killing yourself is the right thing to do. It can help you and those you love in a variety of ways.
The first reason why you should kill yourself is that you will cut down on the materials wasted to sustain your existence. Also, with every reaction that happens in your body you are slowly increasing the entropy in the universe. So what that means is that you are slowly making this universe a worse place simply by existing!
The second reason why you should kill yourself is simple, you will feel better! Feeling nothing is better than feeling bad. Also you wont have to do any sorts of chores or work anymore.
Those are just two of the reasons, I'm sure that you can think of more. But in conclusion I think that you will find that killing yourself is the best course of action.
No.505600
>>505579
there's always been this weird lashing out against namefags and people who have friends and like, its really transparent. if it was what you said there would be no need for this attacking shit it would just be chill. logic constantly disproves it but they still hold on to it, it's a fixation. when people fixate on things like this there's something underneath that's not being properly expressed or else it'll just continue to express itself in unrelated ways
i doubt anyone here has ever been to a therapist
No.505601
>>505592
kill la kill yourself
No.505602
>>505593
at least you're self-aware and you take all the flames really well
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>>505600
could it be that a lot of namefags, are just....... kind of annoying?? whoa :-O
No.505607
>>505592
well, i think it's a pretty deceDON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAY
No.505608
>>505592
its really bad
>>505600
its like you've never heard of trolling or picking arguments for fun which is weird because like 90% of what you seem to do is pick arguments for fun
No.505609
>>505592
nui was best! and I want to marry senketsu
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>>505591
>>505597
>>505600
what did we do to deserve both of them at once
did one of you fuckers make a deal with satan or something
No.505613
I'm not even reading any post longer than three lines at this point
No.505614
>>505591
Why are you telling me this, I don't give a shit about trannies
No.505615
What a horrible night for a thread.
No.505616
>>505600
fuck off to #farts
No.505617
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No.505619
I'm not even reading any post longer than three words at this point
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>>505613
you and me both friend
No.505621
I'm not even reading any post longer than three letters at this point
No.505622
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Thread theme as soon as Vfan and moods is on at the same time
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No.505626
Saltlick, what a swell poster. Doesn't actively try to shit up threads, even if it happens anyway.
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>>505599
is this a hot new pasta going around, i just saw it on sug
No.505629
moody is posting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No.505633
run the fuck away from anyone who tells you to read foucalt
No.505635
>>505618
look what you caused and be ashamed of yourself
No.505637
>>505624
he made that shit early to trick us into reusing it, i'm not falling for it
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>>505633
what's wrong with foucalt
his pendulum is pretty cool
No.505648
>>505643
Why should we listen to John Money when he is a pedophile and his big example was a failure?
No.505651
my friend made me take the meyers briggs and i got entp
is that epic
No.505653
>>505651
I'm a fence-sitter between infp and enfp so
I have no idea
No.505655
>>505642
his theory is all completely circular
anyone who would subscribe to it has no critical reading ability
also he pretty much wrote it as an excuse to whip boys.
No.505656
>>505637
it was me austin
i made it so id only have to archive one thread because im going to bed and vfan is here
hell of a mystery etc etc
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>>505651
it means you have a bad friend
No.505661
>>505656
now i'm REALLY not going to use it
No.505663
>>505653
when are you going to fence-sit on my lap
No.505669
>>505661
the thing is this thread died sooner than expected because moody showed up so i dont care youll have to switch threads eventually
No.505670
>>505663
what is even going on in your lap
like if we're talking about your MONSTER DONG being long and thick enough to be analogous to sitting on a fence, how do you walk
No.505671
>>505656
of course you'd make a thread at 500 posts you massive faggot
No.505676
>>505655
we don't need an excuse to whip you, boy
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