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No.505680
breathe in that new thread smell... breathe out shitstorm... imagine your happy place
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No.505683
i wish grape pop had caffeine in it
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>>505680
even my happy place has a fuckin headache
No.505689
I hate Saltlick so fucking much.
So fucking much.
And all of you as well!
No.505691
>>505670
take the penis you just imagined, now imagine a quarter-scale model of it
i walk very slowly, but only to keep an eye out for epic mouths...
No.505692
No.505693
No.505694
my happy place is the inside of an epic mouth...
No.505695
>>505682
*In Sugilite voice* Nah
No.505697
>>505690
Are you even literate. If you can't read posts how can you read books.
No.505701
>>505699
Are you sure YOU don't have autism?
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>>505701
she is sure of lots of things but wrong about most of them
No.505704
ash tree > ass tree > ass pee > aspie
No.505705
imagine how epic my posts would be if i was as verbose and long-winded as saltlick
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No.505709
if a phallic tree sprung from the ground with a vaginal hollow in its side would it be gay to fuck that plant
i'm leaning toward yea gay
No.505710
>>505705
i can imagine how grossly detailed they'd be
No.505711
do you think saltlick picks up a dictionary and picks out words for the day to impress hsg with
No.505712
>>505700
hey will you like me if i start talking about vaping mouthpics
No.505715
>>505713
Can you really read your own posts and not see the autism?
No.505716
What is it with trannies and jerking off to psychology
No.505717
>>505713
what if i start spamming pictures of deformed children
No.505718
>>505716
they're against jerking off because it's too masculine
No.505719
>>505716
their own psychology and how they fit in to society is something they have to think about a lot i guess
No.505720
>>505717
>>505717
knowing grant you'd probably just get banned
No.505721
>>505720
so he should do it
No.505722
i mean you used to like me before right
i dont have to turn into spongelord to get you to like me again
No.505724
>>505716
the stuff i linked isn't even psychology
it's biology and philosphy/politics
i did have a psychology phase in 1oth grade tho
No.505725
>>505722
you're literally subhuman
No.505726
did we seriously change thread
No.505727
>>505723
They are super slutty!
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>>505723
more effort put into the feet than the face
die degenerate
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No.505734
>>505732
i want him to rip open my belly
No.505735
>>505731
Read what you just posted.
No.505737
>>505731
Why did you respond to a post directed to trannies
No.505738
>>505731
so you're just going to ignore me then i guess
*cries to death*
No.505739
nig bang theory is terrible and my mom should stop watching it
if you disagree with me you are a teapot
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No.505741
>>505735
I did.
according to your definition of the sillies anyone with a PHd has the sillies.
>>505737
What?
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.505742
No.505743
>>505706
no the one for the dignes les baines crash
No.505744
>>505741
You're pretty damn bad at reading comprehension for somebody who brags about how smart they are all the time
No.505746
>>505716
it entails the use of lots of big words, sweeping statements and subjective terms of perspective. so basically it's a fancy rug you can lay over whatever garbled horseshit you've spewed and tell the layman he just doesn't get the viewpoints of that one guy that did some research that sounds like it sort of agrees with that thing you're trying to say, man. kch, didn't they teach you about it in school? stupid uneducated oppressive shitlords, smh tbh here
No.505748
*unironically replies to vfan*
No.505749
>>505745
post your cock dude
No.505750
>>505748
this but ironically
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No.505752
has moody finally stopped posting?
No.505753
No.505754
>The Omegapause is currently the 2nd longest MSPA hiatus
No.505756
>>505754
what's the bet it'll beat the gigapause
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>>505754
what about bardquest
it's still gonna update one day r-right
No.505762
>>505759
There will be no agreement. This is my demand: You will apologize to me. You will then cease posting on this thread and will never reply to my posts nor reference me again. Lastly, you will revert this title to the original content so that it may sink to the proverbial bottom without further delay. Failure to do any of those three things will result in you continuing to deal with me.
Choose.
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No.505764
>>505759
anything to say before i die of dehydration
No.505765
hiveswap more like hiveflop haha
No.505766
quite literally dying of thirst from all these tears
i am both salty and thirsty
No.505767
>>505766
better drink your own piss
No.505769
>>505768
please post your penis
No.505770
>>505768
post ur dingy bruh
No.505772
>>505769
>>505770
brah if you're gonna use my name try to use the shtick too
No.505773
I-I'm not a tranny, I just respond sincerely to questions directed to trannies!
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No.505775
>>505772
eat my ass you limp dicked imp
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No.505778
stop deleting vfans posts, i just opened the thread and i can't see what juicy things she's saying to make everybody mad
i just want to watch while sipping on my pump-spice and listening to avenged sevenfold
No.505779
No.505780
it's a shame indivisible will never get fully funded
i'll be sad to see lab zero go out of business but that goal is way too lofty
No.505781
>>505778
nobody gets mad a vfan, this is how we play
No.505782
>>505778
There will be no agreement. This is my demand: You will apologize to me. You will then cease posting on this thread and will never reply to my posts nor reference me again. Lastly, you will revert this title to the original content so that it may sink to the proverbial bottom without further delay. Failure to do any of those three things will result in you continuing to deal with me.
Choose.
No.505783
No.505784
God I want vfan to just fist me
No.505785
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No.505788
i, the ass pee, enjoy fondling my ballsack whilst thinking of sweaty wieners
No.505789
>>505785
what to which bit exactly
No.505790
>>505778
are you imitating avenge-sevenfold-anon or are you the same guy
No.505791
if you use my name and shtick you might as well be me
if you dont use the shtick you're clearly faking
so the secret is to say something i would say then something else
so like: i love vfan, and i want to suck her dick while farting
No.505792
>>505781
sure, bud
maybe not errybuddy, but at least a few people get mad about vfan
>>505782
i saw this but what is the context???
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No.505794
>>505790
its 2015 anon, i dont think anyone else would willingly recollect that a7x ever existed.
No.505795
they must be working on rotating shifts to keep me from ever wanting to visit hsg or something
No.505796
>>505790
i am literally the same guy
No.505797
I accidentally hit random and found this epic board, check it out. >>>/pale/
No.505798
oh fuck, its almost next year.
No.505799
>>505796
okay
youre a cunt tbh
No.505800
Shit, eating salted peanuts while masturbating was a bad idea.
No.505801
them's fightin' herds got funded
thoughts?
No.505802
>>505789
when did it get not funded
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No.505804
>>505795
why would you want to visit hsg anyway
No.505805
>>505800
eating a lot of warheads and then masturbating is a mistake i almost did not survive
No.505807
>>505802
read my post again, i said it's never going to be funded
because if you haven't checked lately it ain't doing so good
no chance of hitting the goal
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>>505806
hey dude, why dont you have a hit of this joint i bought while you were posting and chill
No.505811
>>505806
does gender really exist? Does it even matter what people think they are as long as they have a penis?
No.505812
>>505809
>>505810
die die die degenerate weedlords
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>>505811
who cares, what matters is people acknowledging I'm right
No.505815
>>505812
may kms soon tbh.
wanna go to CU first tho
No.505816
Anal is like heaven. Having something in your asshole is the closest you can be to god
No.505817
>>505813
it can be extremely painful
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>>505816
this but unironically
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No.505822
this is boring
I liked the other thread better
No.505823
i hope homosexual men arent disappointed with their sex. that would be sad
No.505824
getting fucked is ok sometimes. you gotta go for quality over quantity or you'll just ruin it for yourself
No.505825
No.505826
vfan you should look into something called sex as self-harm. im being serious my friend. care about u
No.505827
>>505823
i don't think gay bars would see as much sex as they do if it wasn't good
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No.505829
>>505824
no i want to be a whore
No.505830
>>505827
but is it really? i know for a fact most straight people's sex isn't good. they just do it out of habit
No.505831
fuckcKKKKKKKKKkkccccccckk fuckckc fuckckc fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu yess!!!!!!!! hahah >:D giveeeeeee me ea jobbbbbbbbbbbbbb
No.505832
>>505807
fuck off it's gonna get there
No.505833
im fucking BORED i feel like fucking SHIT and i want fucking MONEY
No.505834
sex is only good with someone you love uwu
No.505835
I've always wanted to try a gloryhole, but my gf would probably think i was weird if I asked her, and i don't trust random people not to snap a rat trap on my dick
No.505836
>>505835
the whole point of a gloryhole is the anonymity, why would you ask someone you know to go on the other side just so you can put your dick through a hole
No.505837
>>505835
do you think there's always someone on the other side of the glory hole
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>>505838
fuck off reddit reject
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>>505833
sell your belongings to friends and the internet
No.505843
>>505837
you mean
it can be a g-g-ghost?
No.505844
>>505830
maybe you think that because you're gay
food for thought
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>>505841
he means the end where you put your dick in
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No.505848
im kill kill kill death kill
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>>505845
fuck off tumblr turd
No.505851
>>505836
>>505841
oh
>>505837
not always, but usually maybe
No.505852
No.505853
this place posts faster than 4chan and thats why i love to post here.
>>505850
i just went to tumblr and got nauseous and closed the tab. the reason i hate tumblr is not because of your stupid clan mentality though
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>>505844
my straight girl friends make it seem that way to me
the way they describe it, 90% of the time it`s nothing special to them and they`d rather just cuddle
No.505856
just kidding youre fukcing so boring....damnb....
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No.505858
im listening to cool anti-rich metal music in the dark
im so full of teen angst even mcr would be jealous....
No.505859
what if dicks AREN'T that good
No.505860
dicks are called dicks cause they fucking suck
No.505861
what if all porn is actually stupid and you're all retarded?
No.505862
>>505858
this but unironically
No.505863
dicks are kind of gay tbh
No.505864
No.505865
if moody posted more like this and stopped getting into drama, he would be an alright lad
No.505866
*stands in the bathroom waiting for someone to stick their dick in the hole*
*chops it off with a butcher knife*
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>>505867
*farts all over your post*
No.505869
>>505855
yeah well girls are harder to pleasure than guys
No.505870
youre all bad people i hate being here but i m too scared to talk to people i like
No.505871
i want otep shamaya to punch me in the face
No.505872
>>505870
rude.....................
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>>505869
are they really..... :/
No.505875
>>505874
well either way most of the time the dude doesn't make them cum from what I've heard
No.505876
*screeches like a monkey and flings my shit everywhere*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.505877
>>505806
Can you please speak English
No.505878
>>505874
its true tbh. vaginas are like weird mysterious slimy lumps that secrete stuff. its pretty intimidating
No.505879
>>505869
most guys are just too straightforward when they`re sexin girls and it`s really boring
like they're sexually silly-billy
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>>505866
you are the reason! rat traps, butcher knife, hell even biting! if there's a wall I can't do nothing except try and pull it back out
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No.505883
its like when you put your hand in a tree nook, and theres a slug there. that happened to me once
No.505884
sexually a u t i s t i c, is what I meant to say
No.505885
HSG are you healthy? do you eat healthy foods and get enough exercise? do you drink enough water?
No.505886
im fucking bored so no boring answers please
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>>505884
the sillies doesn't exist. What you call an autist is a crystal child.
The Crystal children began to appear on the planet from about 1990-2010, although a few scouts came earlier. Their main purpose is to take us to the next level in our evolution and reveal to us our inner and higher power. They function as a group consciousness rather than as individuals, and they live by the “Law of One” or global oneness. They are also advocates for love and peace on this planet.
They are mostly born into the Gold Ray of Incarnation and Evolution, which means they have access to gifts of clairvoyance and healing. They are born on the sixth dimension of consciousness, with the potential to open up rapidly to the ninth dimensional level of full Christ consciousness, and then from there to the thirteenth dimension, which represents universal consciousness.
Crystal children’s auras aren’t specifically opalescent, but are octarine, which is a color that isn’t in the normal visual range of human eyes, but is the manifest color of high magic, and on another color octave entirely. They have beautiful pastel hues to them. To the untrained eye, it appears to be without color at all, therefore Crystal, but the extremely high frequency of the energy field is what gives it away.
The first thing you will recognize about Crystal children is their forgiving nature. They are very sensitive, warm, and caring. Don’t mistake these characteristics as a sign of weakness as Crystal children are also very powerful.
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>>505885
no i'm a hummingbird i eat lots of sugar and run around really fast sometimes
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>>505886
methusulah shibboleth diogenises
No.505890
i like the way you die, boy
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>>505885
i never eat healthy fodo
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No.505895
i didnt drink enough water and as a result i feel like shit. thats the consequences of health.
>>505888
eri, are you posting to me and trying to be my friend.... is this eri.... who else quirkyposts like this...
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>>505895
it's just some newfriend
No.505898
>>505895
no i'm not i'm dot
(i'm newfag crossie scum)
No.505899
I'm trying to learn this song on guitar but it's hard as balls, why didn't I put in more effort when I was younger
No.505900
>>505896
normal? it's not like i'm in pain or anything
No.505901
>>505883
why would you do that
No.505902
i also feel like shit because i wanted to go outside, but its raining. but i might still do it
No.505903
>>505899
i tried to learn guitar but my hands are too small and weak. i need a guitar for babies.
No.505904
>>505902
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
No.505906
>>505903
Don't respond to my posts
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>>505902
everything smells nice when it's raining do it stretch your legs
I should be doing that too i wasted all day inside and it was beautiful out
No.505909
>>505906
ok. i won't respond to your posts after this.
No.505910
>>505902
fuck you dude rain is great
what did the sun ever do for anyone besides blind and burn them
No.505911
>>505908
dot are you a girl? you sound like a spirited young lass or free-spirited lad
No.505912
>>505904
*drops pants*
*spreads buttcheeks*
*places butthole on the tip of your nose*
*violently unleashes a gallon of diarrhea from my anus*
No.505913
>>505911
yes i am the first thing, good call
No.505914
>>505910
thats a good fucking point.
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No.505916
>tfw too hungy to sleep
>but also tfw too sweepy to get food
just let me die
No.505917
play bgo play bgo play bgo
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>>505913
>>505913
godspeed to you in this dudely environment my afab
No.505922
>>505919
that's
>>505918 this epic lass
No.505923
it's raining here too
an epic storm
No.505924
>>505918
>The Matrix Series is honestly really under rated
Do you even read your own words
No.505925
>>505923
im going to rain my piss on your doorstep you fag fuck
No.505927
>>505925
could you post more of this please?
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>>505927
go bury your nose in an active blender
No.505933
>The film earned $171,479,930 (37.0%) in North America and $292,037,453 (63.0%) elsewhere for a worldwide total of $463,517,383.[4] In North America, it became the fifth highest grossing film of 1999 and the highest grossing R-rated film of 1999. Worldwide it was the fourth highest grossing film of the year.[4] As of 2012 it is placed 122nd on the list of highest grossing films of all time, and the second highest grossing film in the Matrix franchise after The Matrix Reloaded ($742.1 million).[4]
Gee, sounds like nobody have ever heard of this truly underrated gem!
No.505934
>>505925
it will combine with the rain, and be an epic yellow deluge...
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>>505933
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
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No.505941
magatha i command you to slay the beast
*whips out my wang*
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>>505941
is that one of the yeasts
No.505944
tiffany you slut get out this is my birthday party
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No.505948
meme all you want i'll eventually destroy the dome and then you'll all see
No.505951
moetropolis. anime. yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
No.505952
>>505949
It literally says in what I copied that The Matrix Reloaded grossed higher, please learn English
No.505953
or maybe............... no?
O__O
No.505954
>>505952
she's too autistic
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>>505955
makes u poop blue
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>>505953
WHATTA FUG MAN xD i just falled of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugheng xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LEEEEEELLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDXDDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD
No.505959
rainbow poop irl in the poop world
No.505960
>Only knows how to speak one language
>Is barely coherent in it
Guess who
No.505961
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No.505963
i liked when he woke up in the goop pod, it was...a mindfuck...
>>505960
me
No.505964
>>505960
power puff ladies.... with power puff boobies.. hhh
No.505965
brown pill me on homestuck
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No.505970
wait a mo i haven't had any caffeine today, no wonder i've got a mad case of the sweepz
time to get my d. pep on!
No.505971
>>505965
homestuck IS the brown pill matey
No.505974
>>505970
i wish i had some dark pop to get goofy on
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>>505969
i thought money was all that mattered in life, make up your mind
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No.505978
>>505970
>drinking cola for the caffeine
why not just drink get a cappuccino or some bitch shit like that
No.505979
No.505980
im sucking my old aunt taffy
No.505981
undertale more like blunderfail
No.505982
undertale more lIKESIESK IKES IKES YIKES!!!!!
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No.505985
>>505978
diet soda has more caffeine i think, so it's a more viable fuel source
it's tasty too!
No.505986
S E V E N A S S E S
E
V
E
N
A
S
S
E
S
No.505987
>>505969
>so it's probably you.
Try again
No.505988
>>505985
>it's tasty too!
HA
maybe if you have tongue cancer
No.505989
7 pm pm stand for fucking molotovs
im cancuning it tell the fucking moon it shits
No.505991
starting the play windower he knows whats up they know whats up but its 4 walls three dors and two that go dowwwwwwn
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>>505990
make up your mind
No.505996
>>505992
she bears a certain resemblance...
No.505997
>>505992
who car......s............
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No.506001
i don don dond dodnodnd dond donde esta bilbioteca shitcocker cockerdoodle deeeee!!
No.506002
>>505998
ironic comeing from u
No.506003
>>505992
something tells me this is going to be fucking hilarious.
No.506004
>>505993
We've been through this, America isn't the only country in the world, I know it's a hard concept for that hyper-intellectual liberal mind to grasp
No.506005
>>505967
he said barely coherent
No.506006
No.506007
when i was 5 i tried shoving the doorknob up my ass 14 times
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No.506009
julia robinsons
dick chainey
lord babados
three powers seperrated dude to their, mommalicious bunns..................... 1 powert ot bring thrme back together
googly bear mcfuckman
No.506010
he kills
he slaays
hes fucken hot babes
..............gogole bear mcfuckmana
No.506011
my one complaint about the female body is that they don't have penises
No.506012
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No.506015
*changes the timeline so ben was never exposed to anime*
No.506016
No.506017
I've still never seen the matrix
No.506018
act 1: the first
[eneter googgle bear mcfuckan]
lady, what iswrong with them power lads
(lady): sir mcfuckman we have a prolem!
[enter googly bear mcufckan]
lady!!!!
(lady): twans???
end act 1: the ffirst
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No.506020
>>506015
now he is a gay dancer instead
No.506021
No.506022
*creeps on my son from the future*
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>>506023
feel freee to succ me dicc ; )
No.506025
No.506026
>you will never vanish as a teen
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No.506028
george mcfly was nearly cucked by his own son
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>>506027
post pictures of your penis
No.506032
oh god clicking random took me to some bad places
No.506033
>>506032
yeah itll do that
No.506034
why would they put the random button directly under the update button
No.506035
>>506032
every time i accidentally click it instead of update i shit myself a little
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No.506037
>>506017
Watch the matrix and its sequels, and the animatrix
also read VALIS by philip k dick and the neuromancer books to know at least some of the ideological inspiration the movies came from. then watch ghost in the shell.
and if you want the full package just get high and read a majority of what continental philosophy essentials while you're at it.
and while you're doing that you also have to listen to corniest amount of 90's electronica you can.
No.506038
8chan is like a giant log of poop colonized by ants.
No.506039
>>506037
I actually tried reading Neuromancer last year after I got hardcore into Shadowrun and Blade Runner
I should get back on that
No.506040
I think my dad still has the Animatrix actually
and vfan gits is the shit
its one of my favourite movies
No.506041
>>506038
you're like a giant log of poop colonized by more poop
No.506042
>>506040
I liked the second Renaissance, and that samurai one
No.506043
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>>506011
Must be an X-File.
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>>506045
it's fast and loose
No.506048
ghost in the shell is why i want a mateba autorevolver
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>>506051
no, you touch my cocky-kun
No.506056
give me something to fap about
No.506057
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No.506059
I have an exam tomorrow, I should go to bed, but I also want to study more
No.506060
if i was made of metal & turned into a car i bet i wouldn't feel bad and tired so frequently
No.506061
No.506062
>>506060
get your tf fetishes outta here
No.506063
>>506059
study for 1 more hour! 1!
No.506064
i love my friend he is so cute
No.506066
*struts around with easy steps*
No.506067
>>506060
consider the following
cars are like 400% more tired than we are 100% of the time
your logic is flawed
No.506068
>>506067
counterpoint!: have you ever met a tired person made 100% of metal?
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No.506070
>>506069
I couldn't fit it into the limit
happy?
No.506071
>>506065
>people fap to this
No.506072
>>506071
>i've fapped to this
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No.506074
>>506072
do you fap to the scat a few threads ago too?
No.506075
>hot asian waitress called me sweetheart and told me she likes my shirt
very epic
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No.506077
>>506074
I have standards, anon
fuck no
No.506078
No.506079
>>506075
what's what they pay her to do
No.506080
No.506081
>>506079
i know... that doesn't mean i'm not gonna gonna revel in it...
No.506082
sponge is going to grow up as one of those guys who think that girls who are working are hitting on them when really they just want tips
No.506083
No.506084
hey babe..... i saw the way you were looking at me when you gave me my veggieburger, maybe text me some pics of your mouth or something haha
No.506085
>>506075
Was she the love you long time type of asian with the nice cheekbones and foxy little eyes or the cute kind
No.506086
>>506085
she has teal hair and a nose+septum piercing, v cute
>>506084
unbelievably accurate
No.506087
>>506086
>she has teal hair and a nose+septum piercing, v cute
That's not a pure asian waifu that's a fucking slut
No.506088
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No.506090
update: she called me babe when she handed me my mountain dew
>>506087
fuck you
No.506091
>>506087
can you die already
No.506092
damn boy swallow me whole in that big old tongue shit im goin ddown ya throat ognna be digested fuck im beign vored right now gonna get turned in JUICES
No.506093
If you're gonna bang a slutty asian at least do the non sjw kind
No.506094
>>506093
*saws your fingers off*
No.506095
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No.506096
>>506090
ask her if she likes vape
No.506097
No.506098
I love how you can instantly tell it's a Cletus post from his retarded filenames
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No.506100
>>506098
There's literally nothing wrong with 'em I prefer them to folders
>>506099
pic related
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>>506100
AND GUESS WHAT YOU GOT ME HUNG UP ON FILENAMES SO I FORGOT TO POST THE PIC
ARE YOU HAPPY YOU NUMBERPIC FAGS
No.506104
i'm honestly kind of upset i'm not in the bottom three worst tripfags anymore
i don't have the heart to compete against people like cletus
No.506105
No.506106
he kind of reminds me of trump
No.506107
>>506105
Give her a nice visit or call! Tell you that you love her! :^)
No.506108
>>506067
400% more TIREd. Fuck I just got that
No.506109
i want to watch BttF
but it costs $3 dollary doos on youtube
and pirating isn't an option
it's not fair...
No.506110
>>506109
you can probably find it online for free somewhere else
No.506111
>>506109
heheh.. good goyim
No.506112
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>>506113
tit so sharp it can cut through flesh
No.506119
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>>506118
that's what she's gonna slay the eggman with
No.506122
>>506100
>There's literally nothing wrong with preferring a bad system over a good system
Alrighty then, retard
No.506123
>kills myself in video game
>didnt solved anything but at least its fucking over
gr8 realism
No.506124
>>506121
wow
that crow would breeze through a zelda dungeon
No.506125
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No.506126
>>506125
i think this guy is my least favorite homestuck artist, bar none
there are worse artists, but none of them strike the note of pure fucking revulsion like this guy
No.506127
>>506120
I wish I had that eggman pepe spongelord keeps posting right now just for this situation
No.506128
>>506126
is it because they usually only draw male
No.506129
>>506125
It's not so bad if you just imagine her pregnant and Terezi not there
No.506130
>>506129
what are you?
a pedophile?
No.506131
>>506128
no it is because they usually only draw disgusting shit that's simultaneously trying to be cutesy
No.506132
i recently upgraded to windows 10
it's good and there's no problem with privacy
by the way I am not a microsoft employee
No.506133
>>506129
>not wanting vriska to give birth to terezi's buttbaby
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>>506134
is something wrong fellow crapposter
No.506138
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>>506137
no... nothing....
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No.506142
wesley's dick is cute as a button mushroom
No.506143
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No.506145
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No.506146
>>506144
they need to slow down with the yeasts
i can't keep up!
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>>506145
*takes a liquid shit on this pic covering it completely*
no need to thank me
No.506150
had mcdonalds
i think im gonna die
No.506152
No.506153
>>506142
Liar! It's cute! I love it!
No.506154
the dankest, deadliest nep
No.506155
>>506152
she's preggo with lil mouse
No.506157
No.506158
>>506153
>button mushroom
they are saying his dick is cute! button mushrooms are cute!
No.506159
>>506156
was she going to fuck them
No.506160
i hate sponge shitposting quirk! hate it!
No.506161
>>506150
ive been getting like this lately
maybe i should finally stop eating fast food....
No.506162
No.506163
sponge invented exclamation points and ellipses
No.506164
>>506161
someone would fap to the idea of you eating it.
No.506165
>>506163
sponge is so smart! smart!
No.506166
>>506160
how has sponge succesfuly monopolized any use of exclamation points! thats ridiculous! even ellipses too....
No.506167
you close my eyes and soothe my ears
you heal my wwounds and dry my tears
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>>506166
that's just... his power... i guess....
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>>506168
what does that mean
No.506172
>>506168
no, because it's not enough to contain my shitposting fury
No.506173
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>>506168
if you mean boards then yes
well other than /an/ on 4chan occasionally
No.506175
>>506168
yeah
all the other boards just don't have that same shitposting feel
No.506176
No.506177
>>506176
they dont even know how to use the spacebar correctly! how embarrassing!
No.506178
your waifu eats burgers constantly
No.506179
>>506126
It's a girl
She was fairly attractive too
No.506180
i want my waifu to burp on me
No.506181
>>506168
I shitpost on /a/ lately.
I also go to a variety of /vg/ generals over time
No.506182
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No.506184
>>506168
i command the crossie hordes
No.506185
Wesley, post more of your dick.
J-Just as a joke though, haha.
No.506186
>>506182
would dave really enable her like this
No.506187
squidbiscuit is a modern rembrandt you swine
No.506188
>>506186
>ENABLE
holy shit
thats good stuff
No.506189
>>506186
>implying he had a choice
No.506190
>>506185
dropped your flag
No.506191
friends don't let friends eat an entire pizz
No.506193
>>506191
stop trying to justify how shitty your friendships are
No.506195
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>>506192
im glad this pictures is broken
No.506197
>>506195
I'm a hungry skeleton.
help me become buff
No.506199
>>506191
if my friend tries to stop me i'll eat them too
No.506200
uhh in a not sexual context
No.506201
eating out nick's ass ass
No.506203
i'm gonna do it hsg, i'm gonna achieve a higher form... i'm gonna be like frieza...
No.506204
what's having friends like
No.506205
>>506200
you being awkward about it makes it even hotter
No.506206
>>506204
do u wanna be my frand? :3
No.506207
>>506204
why are you asking us
No.506208
>>506204
the people i want to hang out with want nothing to do with me, and i want nothing to do with the people that want to hang out with me
it's bad
No.506209
>>506204
constand fear that they're only tolerating you
No.506210
>>506204
>>506208
we're friends now
No.506211
No.506212
im fiendin for some friends >:)
:)
:l
:(
No.506213
>>506204
like bags of sand
No.506214
>>506204
it depends the kind of friend
No.506215
we'r'e le broneys know... .a lmao1!
No.506216
Friendly reminder that it's not gay if the penis is feminine uwu
No.506217
it's gay to get fucked, not to fuck
No.506218
it's not gay if you don't get hard
No.506219
its not gay if you say its ironic
No.506220
objectively correct opinion: act six would have been good if it focused mostly on caliborn
No.506221
No.506222
it's not gay if it's sonic
No.506223
No.506224
it's not gay if you don't see the penis
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No.506226
it's not gay if you say its epic
No.506227
>>506220
caliborn should win tbh
No.506229
>>506227
hussie could do this in a way that redeems the whole comic, in my epic opinion
especially if it involves caliborn using the artifact to change PEACHY back to CAUCASIAN
No.506230
It's not gay if you say no homo
No.506231
>>506229
Hussie would like to do that, but he knows 80% of the people who give him money wouldn't like that
No.506232
>>506229
i'd like it if the kids actually had consequences for sitting around not really preparing for the threats that they had plenty of time to prepare for
No.506233
>>506231
holy shit! what other epic insightful insights do you have? is the pope catholic? do big hairy gay men shit in the woods?
No.506235
lord english sitting back and letting the felt kill all the kids and trolls would be pretty epic
No.506236
>>506232
that's a good point
they probably won't
No.506237
No.506238
>>506236
what's the betting someone's going to say caliborn's name to calliope and she's going to swap places or whatever
No.506240
honestly who even reads homestuck anymore
shits for nerds
No.506241
wowza! those are some nice bazoingas right there!
No.506242
>>506240
me
or i would if there was ever a fucking update
No.506243
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No.506244
>>506243
thats pretty cute
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No.506250
>friend has never gone trick or treating because his mother is religious
my god....................
No.506251
>>506233
strike a nerve, did I?
No.506253
>>506251
i'm maddddd XDDDDD "you mad" leike a /ftROLL FAC
EA FROELL TROLL ING AFACE XDS*D&^&D^D^D^D^D^D^D^^D^D
YUYOPU MADE ME DMADMDMMDMDMMMMDDDDDDDAADDDDDMDDDDDXDDDDXDD^D^^D^D^D^D^^D^D^WD^^EASR^^#QWER^FAESD^^DC^D^D^^D^D
No.506254
No.506255
what do i do hsg?
i have to write a comparative literary analysis about two books i pick via time period or some shit, but the thing is the first book i picked and already turned in an assignment with is set in caveman times. as in, there are literal cavemen, flatheads, in the book.
No.506256
>>506255
pick a book written by a caveman
No.506257
>>506255
write an essay consisting mostly of ungas and bungas, with the occasional parunga
No.506258
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No.506261
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
holy shit this never fails to make me happy
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>>506262
I want to bury Joey alive!
No.506266
me have no feelings about joey one way or the other
No.506267
>>506256
>>506257
>>506260
kind of interesting, the cavemen in the book actually talk with an incredibly, maaassively complex system of hand gestures.
since they're a less-evolved version of modern humans, their vocal cords aren't developed enough to use anything but basic words and grunts.
no ungas or bungas for you
not even any parungas
No.506268
>talking to qt girl
>starts talking about how she wants to cut herself and have me lick up the blood
what the mcwuggy
No.506269
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>>506267
>, their vocal cords aren't developed enough to use anything but basic words and grunts.
that is, uh, not the way that works
No.506271
>>506267
lame
me drop like bag of stone
No.506272
>>506268
dont get hiv hehe
No.506273
me*makes sweeping motions toward chest bonk*repeatedly slaps closed fist into open palm* joey *simulates invisible blowjob*
No.506274
>>506270
>not the way that works
yep. because we have anywhere near enough evidence to even know. or did at the time this was written. shit was first published in 1980
No.506275
No.506276
emulate my peenus weenus?
No.506277
>"We live in a pedo culture"
U wot m8
No.506278
>>506277
i guess if you lived on the internet
No.506279
>>506277
well, the amish and the muslims do
No.506281
No.506282
>>506277
I fight pedo culture by posting big tits all day
No.506283
>>506282
how does she support herself
does she have a brace
No.506284
>>506283
she deflates them
No.506285
>>506284
just like a balloon
No.506286
No.506287
>>506286
will have back problems soon
HUH
No.506288
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>>506283
years of training
No.506289
>>506287
Why do people think bigger is better when it comes to women? they have horrible taste in women.
No.506290
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>>506289
big is better, bub
No.506292
Whichever one of you it is being autistic in /v/'s Blundertale threads pls go and stay go
No.506293
>>506291
okay, it is not! Massive tits are so fucking ugly and saggy.
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>>506292
wouldn't that be every poster in such a thread, including you
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>>506296
It's kind of an autist among autists thing
>>506301
Ree, normies, etc
No.506305
>>506301
man, why do you do this you ugly motherfucker
No.506306
>>506302
>his
umm.... maybe try not misgendering me shitlord -.-"
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>>506305
>ugly
O.O
i think u mean "kawaii"
.... you better meant to >:D
No.506311
*blows tuba in such a way that it sounds like the word FAG*
No.506312
the train that was almost runs over chloe is car no. 1337
dontnod...
No.506313
>>506308
more like undertale bux
made radiation rich
No.506314
i need new things to shitpost with
No.506315
>>506308
the game is pretty good
the ost is amazing
No.506316
>>506313
if only we had a jewess to wile it away and divy up it between us...
No.506317
>>506313
how much is toby giving radiation for using megalovania?
No.506318
>>506315
fuck off anamanaguchi listener
No.506319
>>506311
you could just play the notes
>>506308
i like it... being overhyped didn't ruin it for me like i thought it did.
No.506320
>>506318
I've never heard of them before, they any good?
No.506321
>>506319
daddy didn't ask you to speak
No.506322
>>506317
exactly 100% of all sales
No.506323
No.506324
>>506320
LALALALALA LOVE ME, LOVE ME, LOVE ME LIKE IT'S PROM NIGHT
I WANNA HOLD YOU JUST LIKE IT'S THE VERY FIRST TIME
No.506325
>>506312
i need to hurry up and play lis while fanart is still being generated
No.506327
>>506320
uh, fuck off slimegirls listener
No.506328
>>506320
not really no, overhyped to fuck
No.506329
>>506326
Oh did they make that song? I really like that.
No.506330
>>506326
holy shit homestucks in there
last time i watched this video i hadn`t read hs yet
No.506331
>>506329
Oh so they did, I didn't recognize their name though.
Maybe I'll look at something else they've made.
No.506332
>Can't use Dickbutt
Uninstalling
No.506333
>>506329
yep anamanaguchi - mess
No.506334
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No.506338
took someone long enough to start liveblogging undertale
No.506340
>>506338
someone posted omega flowey when it came out so that was kind of ruined for me
No.506341
>>506339
>Lyrics
>Bad lyrics at that
into the trash it goes
No.506343
the fedora meme but with numale pics
might be too easily confused with an outdated image of hipster though
No.506344
>>506326
i've watched this a lot of times, but i always forget about the person screaming in anguish as dobson is strangled is just dobson.
this is art.
No.506345
the mysteries of the numale
chapter 1: why they all balding tho
No.506346
No.506347
is there still a CAD mock thread
No.506348
do they ever mention tarble in dbz again after that movie
No.506350
>>506348
>tarble
what the FUCK kind of name is that
No.506351
>>506349
did i miss some epic memes with sjin i haven't watched yogs stuff in a while
No.506352
>>506350
he's vegeta's brother
get it
vegetarble
No.506353
File: 1445489627353.png (Spoiler Image, 946.16 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)
also, this is tarbe's wife, gure
as in
gure-ape. grape
toriyama has a way with names
No.506354
>>506351
no, it's just a clip from a Sips Sings
No.506355
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>>506353
are they supposed to look like they're wearing invader zim's outfit
No.506357
tonight sure has been something
anything fun happen to you guys
No.506358
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No.506360
>>506357
not really
played destiny all evening
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>>506357
i tricked this faggot into thinking i was gonna kill myself but then he calls the police and has a cop sent to my house
like what the fuck
No.506363
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>>506341
i'm glad i'm not the only one who hates lyrics in music
No.506365
No.506366
i really hate how they just suddenly introduced tarble but then never mention him again afterwards
No.506367
>>506357
finally got that achievement in rocket league
now i can finally enjoy the game
No.506368
>>506357
i went out to eat with a friend, and he and the waitress had a good rapport going on, so i paid for his meal and tipped her 50% to try and leave a good impression
No.506369
>>506361
it's just what gets tarble's dick hard idk why
No.506370
why tarble wants the irken bussy
No.506371
>>506368
you can call this beta bucks 2
No.506373
watch out girl, he'll tip you up!
No.506374
>>506366
they do mention him again in battle of the gods
when they need another saiyan to do the communal... prayer... powerup thing, bulma says they should contact tarble. but vegeta is like that nigga is off in space somewhere i have no idea how to find him.
No.506375
>>506371
i'm already taken fam: he's been depressed, so i'm trying to help out mental-ways
No.506376
How the hell are you supposed to get neetbux if you haven't had a job
I'm only going to be a neet until next year when I start studying anyways
No.506377
>>506375
then why not tip your friend
No.506378
>>506376
why would you need work history to get neetbux
No.506379
>>506377
hmm, maybe i should have thought this through more
No.506380
>>506378
Because I can't just sit on my ass and collect the moolah if I don't actually search for jobs
No.506381
>kills toriel in the beginning because she denied my advances in flirting
Ha take that you cow bitch!
No.506382
Who knew Toby could create something better than Homestuck
No.506383
No.506384
did anyone see yesterday's episode of the flash where captain cold froze the laser beams?
what the fuck was that
No.506386
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No.506390
``uh oh`` better step away from your monitor nick
No.506391
>>506385
bite my wiener doofus
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>>506389
i hope little mouse gets killed
No.506394
>>506393
why is your flag a ritz cracker
No.506396
go mouse hunting in an alley vfan
No.506398
>>506390
pray for me & for us all
No.506401
No.506402
>>506399
you have legs
eat your legs
No.506404
so this is angry vfan...
wait... it's the same as normal vfan...
No.506406
I want to fuck Big Boss while Quiet and Ocelot watches!
No.506407
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>>506407
grant who is your favorite skeleton
No.506410
>>506408
you can only portray your autism over the internet
No.506411
>>506409
idk what this means
No.506414
>>506411
pick a skeleton from a media
No.506415
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>506408
its easy dude just take a lesson from donte and do like this
No.506416
>>506414
idk
i dont feel anything towards any i can think of
what an odd question
No.506418
>>506416
wasn't there a skeleton in shut up and jam
No.506419
>>506418
there might have been some enemies that were them
i dont know though
i dont think so
No.506420
don't listen to vfan, her weed is really her jenkem
No.506421
Recently discovered species
No.506422
>>506420
buddy her posts are jenkem but instead of seeing our ancestor's ghosts we see a grown ass woman having temper tantrums and constantly posting about how much she hates this place but spends hours ban evading
No.506425
grants encrusted shithole
No.506426
how many skeletons in show biz are there
I can think of brook, papyrus, sans, uhhhhhhh
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>>506426
how can you not know skeletor
No.506430
>>506426
ghost rider
the skeleton koopas from the marios
skeletor kind of
jack skellington
No.506432
vfan would you let me smoke weed out of your butt
No.506433
>>506432
thats not weed dude...
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>>506433
what do you mean that's not weed dude...
No.506438
>>506437
it is not weed bro...
No.506439
No.506440
doesn't the grim reaper from literally almost everything count as a skeleton
No.506441
>>506440
i guess but that's not really a character
Grim from billy and mandy would count though
No.506442
skeletons are a meme animal
No.506443
>>506441
i think (s?)he's a character in deadpool and a bunch of other things, but yeah
also cortez from paper mario ttyd
he was pretty kickass
No.506445
>>506429
i do i do...just couldn't think of him..
No.506446
>>506444
what happens and why should i spend 5 minutes
No.506448
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i
love
fencing
I should get back in to it while I'm still young
look at em go they're as fast as snakes
No.506449
does the terminator count as a skeleton or are robot skeletons not actually those
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No.506451
ah!ha!ha! i canno't believe that soccerfoot ball playing got cucked right out on the field yardlibe!
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>>506447
weren't there like 4 halloweentowns and he ended up being good
No.506454
grant went 2.5 minutes without deleting a vfan post
is he dead
No.506456
>>506455
i dunno
i don't remember
No.506458
>>506455
you can remember a character from a movie you watched in 1999?
that was when i watched halloweentown and all i can remember was pumpkins? maybe? and a... halloween town. and I think witches? but i think that was another movie
No.506459
what was that movie with 3 witches
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>>506460
haha thank all i had to do was google 3 witches movie
No.506465
>the steve jobs movie isn't a weekend at bernie's rip off
who the fuck is going to go see that
No.506466
I gotta take a piss but I'm worried about my friend
No.506467
>>506463
I was faster than google
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>>506466
feed them your peee
No.506469
>>506466
Piss on your friend
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>>506469
>>506468
what if they're into that
do i still do it?
do i kinkshame them?
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>>506470
do it while shaming them
No.506473
i have a girl problem, hsg
i make too many of them too wet
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>>506472
they get off to that too though
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No.506483
i have no rival
no man can be my equal
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