No.506252
Going to sleep early tonight, guys, be good!
No.506488
double double toil and trouble
No.506491
always thought it was "bubble" and "boil" tbh
No.506494
No.506495
>22 pages of threads
>threads start falling off after 25 pages
we've come so far......
No.506497
i want ben in my house
i want ben in a blouse
i want ben for a spouse
i want to give ben a brouse
if ben's asleep i'll give him a rouse
i want ben to read my vows
i will buy ben many cows
all of these things, if ben allows...
No.506498
I got 9 days to milk the halloween atmosphere and the past few years i did a terrible job of that because school
gotta carve some pumpkins...watch old movies and specials...get lost in the woods on a cloudy day
don't even have any decorations up smh
No.506499
BBNBBBBENNNN I FUCJINH FUCKING LOVR BEN
I LOVE BEN!!!!¡!!!!!!
No.506502
>>506501
go as someone who gets their self worth from things besides sex and drugs
No.506503
>>506502
what if i get self-worth from serving people
No.506504
>>506502
holy fucking shit you fucking ultra dunder pussy boy
it's just halloween party! do you think people are going to be shooting up heroin and doing lines of coke??
what the fuck are you going to do sit at home waiting for trick or treaters like a loser
go outside holy moly don't tell me I can't go as a slutty witch for the fourth year in a row fuck you
fuck yourself
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.506506
autofellatio for your soul
No.506508
vfan goes as an ugly bitch not just for halloween but every day of the year
No.506509
how'd vegeta's brother get a prospitian waifu
No.506510
fucky mcfricko fuck goddamn shitwits holy balls DAMN fuck. fuck??? FUCK
whatever..
No.506512
i wanna go to a rave holy flippers it's been a long time since i've danced
No.506515
>>506514
i want you to stop pretending to be a retarded cunt.... you're pretending.... right?
No.506516
gonna move to a city soon just for access to clubs soon tbh
i've only been in a real rave once, when i went to a music festival, and it was the best dancing i've ever experienced
>>506513
>sober
well there's your problen
No.506518
i dont know why this is in front of a beanie baby
but it is
No.506521
No.506522
then again the perk of the music festival was that you were outside and had plenty of room to go nuts dancing
i hate not having room to dance at a bar and i imagine an indoor rave would be like a sweaty sardine-packed kind of deal
No.506523
>>506520
I want you to hop off a cliff.
No.506525
No.506529
>>506524
really? yeah I can't say I know shit at all lol. guess i'll just have to wait till summer festival season rolls around again
i do know i want access to a place that plays good electronic music though
No.506530
>>506529
i don't fucking care
No.506531
me
me jack it to the guy getting the titty
No.506532
>>506518
because he's dangerous..
No.506533
>>506530
aw gee sorry :/ what content would you like to see in my posts from here on out
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No.506536
>>506534
i'll try.. not really though it's hard to shitpost when you have accountability
i'll take my my name off if i think of something epic
No.506537
>>506535
people still use newgrounds?
No.506538
>>506537
everyone with talent fucked off to be a youtube e-celeb or got a job
but apparently yea
for christ's sake they don't even have a search function anymore
No.506540
I wonder what grant's life is like where he has the time to monitor hsg from 8pm to 4am to protect hsg from my tainted evil posts.
I mean I'm impressed over the commitment to such an unwise and unhealthy decision.
No.506541
>>506540
this is a rather ironic post
No.506543
[in >>reply (you) voice] pipe down fatty
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No.506546
>>506539
it's amazing what a dance floor does to straight girls
No.506548
>>506545
amazing how this guy became a "symbol of white supremacy"
No.506549
>>506544
no they don't, it's a redirect to a google search with your query
No.506551
>>506550
you're so ugly you probably made a few
No.506552
>>506550
you are just the worst kind of "bi"
No.506553
what kind of face should i carve in my pumpkin
No.506554
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No.506558
i will get multiple pumpkins and attempt a joey, a roxkit, and a good ol spooky one
No.506559
if i saw a roxykitten pumpkin i would smash it
No.506560
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.506562
If I saw a Roxykitten pumpkin I would hit it with a shovel! I love Joey!
No.506565
>>506563
that's how everybody feels about you
No.506567
i feel like i'd have to incorporate a flashlight somehow in a joey o' lantern
No.506569
>>506567
put a flashlight inside so the light shines out
joey's head is empty like a jack o lantern anyway
No.506570
>>506567
the answer is clear
carve a butthole in the back to jam the flashlight into
No.506571
>>506568
i agree with the shitposter that hasnt made an entire persona of cringeworthy roleplaying
die
No.506572
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No.506574
the "o" in jack'o'lantern stands for off
No.506576
>>506571
hey, i didn't make this persona
i'm not the only roxkitposter
No.506577
>>506574
its an irish lantern
No.506578
>>506576
were you the pussy pee one?
No.506579
>>506577
irish people are capable of jacking off
No.506580
>>506579
but they have such tiny hands
No.506581
>>506580
you'rethinking of carnies
No.506582
homestuck feels so far away
No.506583
shit thats not carnies is it
couldve sworn they all had weird little leprechaun hands or something
No.506584
>>506583
aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
No.506585
>there are people, IN THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW, who don't like big grills
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No.506588
>>506586
haha, get a load of this faggot
No.506589
should i get a short haircut or a medium haircut
No.506590
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>>506585
i do love a big grill
No.506592
>>506590
I'm not a scatman, you nig
No.506593
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>>506591
>>506591
but also, big grills
No.506594
>the force, it's calling to you. just let it in
>just let it in
i can see through your thinly veiled immigration propaganda, disney
No.506595
I had to get up to pee and say hello and also
sleep tight any puppers not asleep yet!
No.506596
>>506595
I just woke up, you turbojerk
No.506597
>>506570
Sometimes you make me so proud hsg
No.506598
>>506594
That sounds more like gay propaganda to me
No.506599
No.506600
>>506598
its probably both tbh
No.506601
>>506599
i don't understand this meme.
No.506602
>>506601
You like shit
You are a scatfag
No.506603
>>506602
no i don't like shit
i like gib brills
No.506604
>>506603
You like alphys (shit)
No.506605
fat girls a shit
skinny girls a shit
normie girls a cute
chubby girls a cute
No.506606
>>506604
alphys is cute, she's not shit
No.506607
>>506606
She is shit and uncute
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No.506610
>>506605
what about musclegirls
No.506611
today was a really shitty day
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No.506613
>>506610
all that matters is; do they got the squish
girls need the squish
not a tub of lard, not just skelebones
but just the right amount of squish
No.506614
>>506612
>>506611
>not talking about musclegirls instead
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No.506616
>>506614
okay
my day would improve drastically if i had a cute strong gf who's into cuddling
No.506617
No.506618
I like musclegirls but I'm not a sub is that weird
No.506619
No.506620
i wonder if it was a scimitar....
No.506621
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>>506616
>tfw no muscle girl gf who puts you in wrestling holds when you're feeling down
No.506623
i just realized both peridot and jasper are probably going to sing at some point in the show and i cannot imagine either of their voices being even a little musical
No.506624
i'm too subby for my own good...
there isn't a dominant bone in my epic body...
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No.506627
>>506621
Poopydot! Poopydot!
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No.506629
did moody change his url?
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No.506634
>>506629
it seems so but when i go to his tumblr on the app, his name is still the same
No.506635
did you guys kill moody or something
No.506636
Dreams logged: 0
Images saved: 8 (5)
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No.506640
can you smell what the Rock is cucking
No.506641
>>506639
>>506640
are these the two greatest posts in the history of hsg?
No.506642
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No.506646
when's jadekat gonna become canon
No.506647
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>>506647
no that's three posts
No.506650
>>506645
it really does look like buck teeth and a halo at first
No.506651
what the fuck is this
how do i start looping and go to the second phase of the nuclear throne
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>>506654
was the building still standing?
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No.506660
jesus christ this is why i filter anonymous
No.506661
No.506662
*swings dick like a pendulum*
No.506663
i hate my job so much
it is such a shit job, but it pays well
but what good is money if i'm contemplating suicide for 8.5 hours per day???
No.506664
>>506663
what are you an executioner
No.506665
>>506664
no, a software dev
hell, i think executioner would be more motivating than this
we need to get rid of wage slavery for good
No.506666
I hate how I look 14 everytime I shave my beard
No.506667
>>506666
oh? daddy like :o)
No.506668
>>506661
i filtered you again you guys are seriously autistic
No.506669
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No.506672
ae individual opening every 3 word anon shitpost
No.506673
im super horny but i need to do school stuff
i also need a new dildo
No.506674
*shapeshifts into a dildo*
No.506675
>>506673
get one of those ovipositor ones
No.506676
>>506672
it's like unwrapping a gift if the gift is dog shit
No.506677
>>506675
> The Ovipositor is basically a big dildo that lays goopy eggs molded from gelatin in the body cavity of your choice. Fans of the Ovipositor say that the sensation of mushy extraterrestrial ovum slopping back out of them is a real treat.
why anon
why
No.506678
>>506677
because it gets me off! wubba lubba dub dub!!!
No.506679
hsg hear me out I have a plan
what if we shipped wonk to the middle east so he can live with aspie
No.506680
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No.506684
thank god we will never have to hear anything about back to the future ever again
No.506685
No.506686
>>506620
Man, if only he had a gun so less people could be killed since we all know that guns are less dangerous than swords...
No.506687
>>506686
didn't you play ff7
No.506688
>>506684
what about rick and morty
No.506689
This wouldn't have happened if all teachers were allowed to carry swords
No.506690
>>506688
that's different enough for me
also i wont have to see ads trying super hard to relate to rick and morty
No.506692
what if we made it so every teacher is obligated by law to carry a bulletproof shield in school
No.506693
No.506695
No.506696
train all teachers to use katanas
have them duel at lunchtime for the students' amusement
No.506697
No.506699
love that chicken from popeyes
No.506700
*tips fedora so fast normal humans don't even notice the movement*
No.506701
>>506697
this, but unironically
No.506702
>>506694
*fuckign implodes*
No.506703
>>506698
post pics of your "katana"
No.506704
>>506701
i wasn't being ironic...
No.506706
this
*sound of unsheathing katana*
is my cocky-kun
No.506707
back to the future is epic!
No.506708
>>506705
maybe... but only because you're a fellow matrix fan...
No.506709
>>506691
good morning vfan!
No.506712
>>506710
...
...
alright post dick
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>>506713
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.506718
No.506720
I wish I had a strong GF so i can have wrestling matches with her that end up with me fucking her stupid
No.506721
tfw no gf that's chubby but still really muscular that makes you eat her ass while she works out
No.506722
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No.506725
>>506720
>Not her fucking you
Are you some kind of homo, buddy?
No.506726
No.506728
How about some scat, you little twat?
No.506729
sweet corn is the only thing the makes it through my rear
No.506730
>>506727
post more of these. I love this.
No.506731
No.506732
>>506713
cousinfucker here
wasn't me
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No.506736
nephewfucker reporting in
No.506737
is it me or are the foo fighters pretty shitty now?
No.506738
No.506739
>>506735
>frieza
She certainly has the body of a DBZ character
No.506740
oh man what the fuck
i wish my last name was frieza
No.506741
hey guys
cousingoomba here
No.506742
Me ungafucker
Me ungabunga cousin
No.506743
sup gamers
rockfucker64 here
No.506744
cousin unga
her leg tobunga
No.506745
>>506626
who is first picture
No.506746
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No.506748
>>506741
Didn't he take that down
>>506742
>>506743
>>506744
Cave "men" ain't real y'all
adum n' eve not adum 'n fred goddamn flinstone
No.506749
I'd totally stick it in rin nakai tbh
No.506750
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No.506753
>>506752
Miss Pauling is cute! Cute!
No.506754
unga overrated word
use more caveman word
No.506755
>>506752
Pretty sure that is Scout boning her
No.506756
>>506750
>>506747
>>506751
is airunga and jonbunga still ungas?
No.506757
No.506758
>>506754
*points a hairy cave finger at u*
You unga! Unga, unga purunga. Me no unga the unga. You unga? That unga!
No.506759
No.506761
pretend i posted a really low image quality picture of caveman spongebob here
No.506763
>>506760
Okay, we don't care
No.506764
>>506760
>see the thing about Muscular Girls
>is they like Other Girls.
Wow vfan way to stereotype are you saying all muscular or fit women are lesbians
No.506766
No.506767
cave painting related
it me
No.506768
lesbians are inferior because they don't have dicks
lesbians who have dicks are okay though
No.506769
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No.506772
when life gives you lemons, fuck it in the asshole and give it lemon aids
No.506773
>>506768
I can't wait for you to get stoned
No.506775
>>506774
i think that's the penis envy speaking
No.506776
it's like pretending vfan has a vagina
No.506777
i'm going to get muscular so i can eat muscular ass
No.506778
>>506774
>if a girl has short hair, and giant muscles, pretending you're going to fuck them is like pretending dragons exist.
smh tbh there are plenty of straight musclegirls
No.506779
No.506781
can i change my last name to vegeta
No.506783
*shapeshifts into a dildo*
*waits to be used*
No.506784
*changes last name to Son*
No.506785
>>506780
what kind of loving god would allow you to exist
checkmate, theists
No.506787
>>506774
>then don't pretend you have a chance :)
When did I ever do that
No.506788
>>506782
Kinsey scale schminsey fail
Girls love the d
No.506789
dildo-anon collecting dust on the shelf
never used
No.506790
>>506789
*stays isolated on shelf*
*has an existential crisis*
*attempts suicide*
No.506791
why does she constantly send me pictures of her on the toilet
No.506792
wait a second
where's the dick
No.506793
>>506786
i just wanted to be friends vfan
i just wanted to be your friend
No.506794
>>506791
it's a hint
become the toilet slave
No.506796
no... not the toilet slave!
No.506798
>>506795
Girls biologically love the d
>>506797
then why do you fuck them
No.506799
>>506796
this is... your epic destiny...
No.506801
No.506803
No.506804
*bangs fists on counter at diner*
TOILET SLAVE! TOILET SLAVE! TOILET SLAVE!
No.506805
>>506802
then why do you fuck men?
No.506806
>>506797
one of them is going to get you pregnant eventually and then youll be his epic little housewife because you know you're just expected to make babies
No.506807
>>506805
well because she's not a body builder, duh
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>>506808
Ah yes, I forgot Vfan's "nerd" is different from everyone else's "nerd"
Also why do you fuck men
No.506811
No.506812
don't be mean to ben what the fuck
No.506813
Elitist American SJWs who aren't even aware of what Americentrism is and still jerk themselves off to how righteous they are
No.506814
>>506813
why are commies so angry and stupid
No.506815
>Masturbating on bed face down ass up while dildoing my ass
>dad walks in without knocking
>catches me buttfucking myself
>make eye contact and freeze
>says "Not in my house"
>dad walks out
> still frozen for about a minute
> continue where I left off
No.506816
i think i'm gonna do it
i think i'm gonna spend five bucks on lisa the joyful
No.506817
Why is there a FrankerZ flag but no Kappa
No.506818
No.506819
>>506813
>complaining about SJWs and using "Americentrism" in the same sentence
ehl oh elh
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>>506819
Spot the Murrican
No.506824
dude i fucking love the goblins
No.506825
post goblin shortstacks lads
No.506826
>>506823
Why are internet liberals so angry and uneducated?
No.506828
Why is everybody but me so angry and uneducated?
No.506829
friend me vfan
friend me hard
No.506830
daytona
let's go away
daytonaaaaaaaaaa
wah heh ee, way hay ee, wah hey eh weh
daytona
No.506832
>>506823
you are far and away the most politically extreme person here
No.506833
me believe in equal distribution of berries
No.506834
>>506832
>politically extreme
i dont think u know what this means :/
No.506835
>>506831
vfan im sorry about the rude stuff i said earlier i really just love you a lot
No.506836
>>506831
A little bit from column A and a little bit from column B
No.506837
why doesnt vfan love me back
she must be so fucked in the head
No.506838
No.506839
>Just because I'm literally unaware that people that aren't American can use the internet doesn't mean I'm Americentric!
No.506840
>>506837
kill yourself nigger
No.506841
>>506838
me too buddy
she's like a better terezi
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No.506843
>>506839
r u angry
just come to america dude lmao, we have the internet
No.506845
No.506847
*erotically wipes booger on you*
No.506848
>>506844
i recognise that face
No.506849
>>506843
Just for you bb ;)
No.506850
No.506851
what's some stuff with the atmosphere of trick r treat (2008)
No.506852
tbh anybody who doesn't aspire to communism is either brainwashed or has debilitating narcissism, and needs to be sent to the gulags asap
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>>506853
>what's funny is actually most of you are politically extreme you're just so use to the poop water at this point when someone else is at the opposite political extreme,
She actually believes there are unironic nationalists on hsg
No.506860
>>506857
you gotta show it to me if you want me to suck it
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No.506865
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
holy heck this looks cool
No.506866
>>506620
I heard about this on the news while I was having lunch today, it seems the person he killed was a professor
No.506868
this is the time when I eat. this is the place where I eat.
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>>506853
What I'm trying to say is >>506839
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No.506875
Final Attack Ride
Jo-Jo-Jo-Joey!
No.506876
>>506863
>(Ban Cousinfucker Campaign when)
u_u
No.506877
No.506878
>>506865
Yay more pixelshit the kind where I can barely tell what's going on and somehow runs worse than some 3D games because of indie optimization
No.506879
check my epic 15x25 spritework
No.506881
No.506882
i should be working out
but me tired
No.506883
>>506878
but it's super pretty!
No.506884
i love shitty pixel games but there are just too many
No.506885
one, two, three...TOO MANY PIXELS!
No.506886
why am i so horny today
somebody fist me
No.506887
>>506886
IT'S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, DILDO-ANON
No.506888
Seriously the player character looks like anon from joeyquest
No.506889
*transforms into an onahole*
No.506890
>>506886
oh i'll fist you all right
*punches*
No.506891
i want anons to beat me up
No.506892
>>506886
you're trying to trick me
you've got d batteries logged up there don't you
No.506893
*shoves fist in asshole*
*activates a joy buzzer*
Fuck!
No.506894
>>506817
i havent made one and im lazy
that frankerz flag's been here since before i took over
No.506895
No.506896
man, i wish i could pass as a female
i want to be a shemale
No.506897
i only immerse myself in the most heinous memes. I do have fucking standards
No.506898
>>506897
i want to plow into those fries.........
No.506899
>>506897
i hate being on a diet
when will i be able to eat the burg again
No.506901
>>506900
fuck off little mouse
No.506902
ive been really slow in cleaning these scans
No.506903
thanks god tomorrow is another day
No.506904
Don't touch that dial now, we're just getting started.
No.506905
that's fuckin right, bitches!!!
goddamn fixed the shit out of that bug!
the senior software dev and senior tech support guy spent 3 days looking for it before they gave up, but little ol' only-outta-college-for-9-months me found it in 15 minutes!!!
set your fucking timezone right, lady, or you'll break our shitty ass website!
god, i wanna bend something over my desk and victory fuck it
No.506906
No.506907
>"you only need to type the captcha every 24 hours"
>actually end up doing it every three hours or so
hotwheels...
No.506908
i just ate two fudge brownies
now i have to workout
No.506909
No.506910
>>506906
don't make me bend you over
i haven't had my victory fuck yet, and i got enough adrenaline in my system to do something I might regret
No.506911
>>506905
the class im in started coding and i was always shitty at it and haven't done it in a year so i just sat there and waited until he said the answer
thank god none of my grade has to do with legitimate coding
No.506912
>>506907
that means your IP changes frequetly
also i just realized that vfan pretty much has to fill out that slow ass captcha every single time she posts lol
No.506913
>>506912
>slow
takes like 10 seconds brospeh
No.506914
>>506908
>tfw went swimming and running today
i can practically feel the scale slightly edging a little to the left, maybe
No.506915
>>506910
>implying you'd regret it
;)
No.506916
>>506913
only if you get it right the first time
No.506917
>>506916
some of us are actual human beings you robotic fuck
No.506918
>>506913
it takes the page like 30 seconds to load for me, and then another 30 to submit, and if i get it wrong i have to do it all over again
it's a pain
No.506919
>>506913
Yes, 10 seconds.
Now think about Vfan
10 seconds plus 10 seconds plus 10 seconds and so on
No.506920
Kraft Mac & Cheese
1/2 Stick of Butter
1/4 Cup of Milk
About 2 Bowls of Ground Weed*
Optional: A Dash of Canola Oil
*You can alter this amount to your choosing, and use schwag or dank. My advice is to use slightly more than the amount of the weed you would use to get nice and high if you were smoking it. I used 2 bowls of dank and was, as claimed above, knocked on my ass 😉
awesome recipe man i eat mac and cheese and hot dogs a lot, and it will be that much better if it gets me high and fills me up. +rep
No.506921
>>506911
here's a tip, many people do the same thing in actual coding, except instead of getting the answer from a teacher, they get it from google
srsly, like 50% of coders turn to google / stack exchange if they're even slightly stumped on how to write something; no need to reinvent the wheel, i guess
No.506922
>>506919
plus the time it takes for her to change her ip and type out those longass posts
No.506923
>>506917
the captchas here are real finicky bastards
No.506924
>scale says i've lost 20 pounds
>it's my cheat day
>eat a big meal
>in morning scale says i gained seven pounds overnight
>i ate a lot but not seven fucking pounds
>take a shit later
>says after that shit i lost 5 pounds
scale-kun... i think you are broken......
No.506925
No.506926
>>506924
you just have a wild metabolism
No.506927
>>506924
how do you think food works
No.506928
>>506924
>weighting yourself so often
Pipe down fatty
No.506929
>>506915
i'm not one of them gays, fam
regret is almost virtually assured
No.506930
>>506924
keep quiet, lardass
No.506931
>>506929
I'll change you...
No.506932
>>506924
put a sock in it tubby
No.506933
turns out that terrible smell has been coming from my bellybutton
there's tons of dried up cum in there
No.506934
>>506924
shut it, thunder thighs
No.506935
No.506938
>>506921
i mean like i probably can't do even super basic shit
the last coding class i took was a year ago and I actually did none of the assignments because I didn't know a fucking thing about them, but I knew enough about the shit taught in the lecture that i got out with a c.
Semester after was an assembly class that i dropped before the midterm because i had literally zero clue as to what anything on the study guide meant.
I took a semester off of anything computers and tried again this semester in a "Theory of computation" class but had similar results.
The only reason I'm able to do this class is that for the 3 games you have to make you can choose to make a physical, inform and twine game.
No.506939
>>506935
there's no cum in my belly button, it all goes in my mouth
No.506940
*hair looks like aluminum foil*
*needs a tune up and a change. of. oiiiil*
No.506941
>>506938
why are you taking the classes if you don't know anything about the subject matter and apparently aren't very interested in learning it
No.506942
*scoops up bellybutton smegma*
*sniffs*
*wipes on shirt*
No.506943
how is it even possible to store cum in your belly button
how deep is your fucking bellybutton, mines maybe a knuckle deep
No.506944
No.506945
No.506946
>>506943
i made it deeper over the years through practice
No.506947
>>506941
i am interested in learning it I'm just apparently fucking garbage at it. That's what I intended to do but it's not gonna happen apparently. I was trying again this semester with things that seemed less intensive but I suck at that too.
The one I got a c in was like the 3rd coding class, though even in the first two i could barely do anything and had to get a ton of help from the tutor center.
No.506948
>>506945
*licks off your smegma*
*spits it out and stores it in my bellybutton*
thanks honey ;p
No.506949
>smegma comes from the greek word for soap
lol
No.506950
>>506946
do you actively fuck your own bellybutton
No.506951
>>506950
not its not that deep or wide
my pinkie fits perfectly inside
No.506952
>>506951
your whole pinky? how?
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No.506955
>>506947
dude, not doing any of the projects is horrendous on your part. in my cs classes, projects were 75-100% of your grade because the teachers knew it was the only place where students actually learned shit.
you can still do CS but you need to realize you're way the fuck behind and aren't going to be suited for anything if you don't do the projects and understand them. eventually you're going to run out of bum classes in the major and every class you walk into is going to make no sense, the shit they teach you is cumulative. there is lots of free online education for CS, like i think harvard has videos of entire courses completely for free, maybe go watch those and look up comparable example projects to learn with
No.506957
No.506958
>>506955
>not doing any of the projects is horrendous on your part
I'm aware, it's not like I just sat on my ass for weeks on end, I tried several times to do them but got bumfuck nowhere.
I don't think I officially changed it yet but I gave up on the cs major a while ago.
No.506959
No.506960
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
No.506962
>>506956
Lol so randumb and funni xDDDDDDDDDDDD!"#(¤=)"#(UERFWSLDJFOIWEUTR)#"WE(I=RF
No.506963
me need to stop reading youtube comments
No.506965
>>506958
then that's fine, there's no reason to worry about learning it
have a good time with the game class at least, that seems like fun
No.506966
>>506962
says the virg who never tried DXM...
No.506967
tell my fat ass to get up and start working out
No.506968
No.506969
No.506970
>>506965
Yea it's been relatively fun and I've gotten As on the projects and shit I've done.
No.506971
No.506972
do aliens smoke weed
what kind of weed do aliens smoke
where can i buy this dank-ass space weed
No.506973
cleaning my poopybutt is already enough of a work out
No.506974
>>506973
don't tell wesley you're destroying peridot's natural environment
No.506977
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No.506984
Women are biologically made to crave dicks.
All those who don't are defective.
No.506985
>>506982
have fun typing those captchas
No.506987
>>506981
hes not totally wrong
theyve found a gene thats only in women and gay men and they think its a "wants dick" gene
No.506988
No.506989
bang bang BANG BANG BANG!!!
No.506990
vfan thinks biology has to do with philosophy
No.506991
Men are made to crave pussy
all those who don't are defective
No.506992
>>506986
do it, you miserable tripfag, be our greatest ally.
No.506994
>>506989
if only that poor car were carrying a katana...
No.506995
>>506990
marx was the first biologist
No.506996
No.506997
>>506991
exactly, people like you are defective.
No.506999
No.507000
>>506993
heh..... i guess we'll have fun without you
No.507001
No.507002
>>506999
trips are ok i guess
No.507003
the world is just math.
Angels make us using math, like a recipe or a blueprint
When they do everything right, you get straight human CIS human beings
When they mess up, then you get gays, trans people, and furries!
Gays are defective~
No.507004
I can't wait for the furries to be recalled by the government
No.507005
>>507003
this but unironically
No.507006
No.507007
i have to go to the doctors tomorrow
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
No.507009
what if wesley and ben are the heartless and nobody of the same person
No.507010
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No.507013
>>507012
any sort of gets mean nothing on this slow ass board
No.507014
>>507013
hehe,
check this 4
No.507015
>>507013
quints mean something
No.507016
but have you seen this dank 6
No.507017
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No.507020
No.507023
Vfan how do you feel about Lysenkoism?
No.507024
No.507026
how defective do you have to be to write all that shit
No.507027
>>507021
baaaad
>>507022
goood
No.507030
>>507021
>Because they are just the building blocks to chemical reactions
>just
HEH
No.507031
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No.507036
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>>507021
At least you have good taste in anime
No.507037
what a horrible night for a thread
No.507038
if you're reading it you're stooping to her level
No.507039
No.507040
No.507041
>wake up
>remember im not vfan
today feels like a good day lads
No.507042
>>507029
what's the deal with your weird autistic stunted way you type
No.507044
how defective do you have to be to not filter vfan
No.507046
>>507034
looks like it's the gulag for you...
No.507047
>>507042
it's how people who know their defective try to hide it, by being PUNCHY AND SASSY uwu
No.507048
i believe that one day in the future, humans will evolve to be a race of hermaphroditic creatures with a mainly female phenotype
modern fashion strives to replicate female characteristics, and that trend shows no sign of slowing down. in fact, the new feminist movement is currently gaining power and dislikes manly men
eventually male secondary sex characteristics will be bred out or removed from the species via technological or scientific advances, and without those characteristics to tell whether a person has a vagina or penis, evolution will favor persons with two sets of functional genitals: one from each gender
No.507049
>>507042
you think it might be because she's weird and autistic
No.507050
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>>507040
Ahn~ Don't report me, Anon-kun!~
No.507051
yo hsg what's the best way to stream a vidya to your friend these days?
No.507052
>>507045
blueprints are pretty important....
No.507053
>>507045
nice argument you got there: the literal blueprint of a human doesn't matter because muh feelins
No.507054
>>507045
>were you shoving poop back up your butt after rubbing it in your face and also in a urinal, before putting it back up your butt and out your butt
Is this your fetish?
No.507055
>>507043
>normalfag
>interracial
I wonder who could be behind this image...
No.507056
No.507058
No.507059
don't worry, when the happening happens, all imageboard users will be one of the first groups to go.
No.507060
>>507043
>hentai
>creep
lmao
No.507061
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No.507064
>>507051
you don't get to bring friends
No.507065
>>507048
that's a lot of thought going into your futa fetish
No.507067
No.507068
>>507066
what did they do to this horse
No.507069
*breaks vfan's virginal hymen with his gargantuan pony stick*
No.507070
Updating...
Updating...
Updating...
why doesn't 8chan update to a better site...
No.507071
>>507067
it's a deer retard
No.507072
>>507071
Weird name for a horse
No.507073
>>507065
hey hey hey
shhhuuushhh
No.507074
>>507071
but what're those
No.507075
>>507069
>virginal
she admitted to taking bbc
No.507077
>>507021
you are platinum mad
No.507078
>>507077
dubs confirm autist is autistic
No.507079
>>507043
>tfw i jacked off to inanimate transformation yesterday
i dont think i could ever get off to pictures of it but there were some not completely awful blurbs
No.507080
don't make fun of vfan's autism uwu
No.507081
No.507082
No.507083
>>507080
is she actually autistic? maybe I shouldn't be so mean
No.507084
>>507083
dude just look at her posts
No.507085
>>506446
awesome football happens
No.507086
No.507087
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
this is what hsg sounds like in music
No.507088
>>507043
>degenerate leaning towards irredeemable
i probably need to see a psych
No.507089
>>507088
that depends, what do you like that is degenerate
No.507090
No.507091
No.507092
>>507082
it some porn game i found on /d/
theres no archive of the transformation texts it seems
No.507093
No.507094
>>507043
do tentabulges classify as futa
>inflation that high
No.507095
>>507094
they classify as crap
No.507096
No.507097
>>507083
>>507084
she's actually like the opposite of autistic
No.507098
Important poll, Platinum Disco or Renai Circulation?
No.507099
>>507089
scat, vore, amputee
No.507100
>>507074
Fibromas.
Basically a bunch of warts.
They don't really hurt the deer unless they get on the eyes, mouth, feet nostrils, genitals, or anus.
Otherwise they'll clear up eventually.
No.507101
No.507102
>>507097
the opposite of autistic is normal
No.507103
>>507043
rape should be higher tbh
No.507104
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No.507106
>>507090
Make me, big boy ;)
No.507107
>>507103
it should be lower actually tbh smh
No.507108
>>507104
that sounds like her
No.507109
No.507110
>>507098
I dunno, I only started watching the gataris a few days ago. I'd seen circulation a long time ago in the jontron edit.
I probably like platnium disco better, "I'm platinum glad but I'm getting platinum sad" is some good song writing.
No.507111
No.507112
>>507107
what if you fantasize about being raped, and not actually raping
No.507113
>>507109
honestly despite all of those being gross imo the only thing worrying is amputee
No.507114
>>507112
it's not rape if you like it
No.507115
No.507116
No.507117
>>507114
but it's the whole idea of violation and feeling like used trash that's hot
No.507118
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Kimi No Shiranai Monogatari is so good, one of the best ED's ever
No.507119
>>507115
it's the calm before the storm
No.507120
>>507118
dude fucking liked stars
No.507121
>>507113
wait, i should clarify
not attraction to the act of amputation, but attraction to people who have had body parts amputated
i'm no cereal killer
No.507124
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I wonder if that autist who kept reporting every anime picture is still doing it
No.507125
No.507127
>>507123
>it's just the way people type?
no... it's really not
No.507128
>>507124
cat is worst girl hands down, though the actual cat demon was kind of interesting
she looks better with short hair
long hair > short hair >>>>>>>>>> long hair in braids
No.507129
No.507130
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>>507126
Who's your favorite Monogatari, fam
No.507131
>>507121
still weird but better
No.507132
>>507123
>It's chemicals, the interacting reactions that make awareness, cognition, bioelectricity, all these things matter much more than genes
gee bill, i wonder where those chemicals come from
now fuck off, autistrom
No.507133
>>507126
*holds your hair back, sniffs it while you're preoccupied*
No.507134
haha vfan thinks that people choose to be gay, how problematic
No.507135
>>507123
>it's just the way people type?
No, normal people don't start a new paragraph after one sentence.
No.507136
>>507117
I think there's a name for a fetish that's like that but I'm not sure
maybe it was degeneration
No.507137
No.507139
>>507137
where's some purification porn. the opposite
No.507141
>>507137
that's it probably
No.507142
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Do you think this turns Cletus on
No.507143
>>507130
Snail
Bat
Monkey, Crab
Snake, Bee, Phoenix
POWER GAP
Cat
No.507146
so did vfan fail high school biology
is that why she's mad today
No.507147
>>507143
Any list that doesn't put Senjougahara at #1 is discarded by default
No.507148
>>507137
nah, corruption is good guys turning bad, or people permanently giving in to something gross/evil
i would know, this is one of my kinks
No.507149
>>507147
FUCK OFF 2009 SHITTER
No.507150
>>507146
projection at its finest
No.507151
>>507146
she's mad cause she's an aspie
No.507152
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>>507149
No tbh
And a new Monogatari series is airing right now you dipshit
No.507153
No.507154
u know whats a good fetish
public use
No.507155
>>507152
you started watching anime 2009 or later
No.507156
>>507147
Sorry but she's not immortal.
No.507157
>>507154
*takes a shit in your mouth*
No.507158
>>507153
I meant she was projecting, nigger
No.507159
>>507154
honestly my least favorite, and I'm into vore
No.507160
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>>507155
I failt to see your point
No.507161
Childrens cartoons elitism
No.507163
is the next one gonna be bigger or smaller
place your bets folks
No.507164
No.507166
>>507160
oh, well allow me make it clearer
*stabs repeatedly*
No.507167
>>507163
smaller, she's breaking down
No.507168
*gives vfan attention*
hehe
No.507169
No.507170
>>507166
What about a 2007 anime? Is that old enough for you?
No.507171
>>507168
give me something better to do and I'll stop
No.507172
No.507173
>>507170
YOU are the problem
No.507174
>>507165
she could asphyxiate someone from the back with those tits
No.507176
I'm superior to you because I've spent more of my life than you on watching cartoons for children
No.507179
>>507175
Good taste, she's not quite Senjougahara but it's close
No.507180
>>507176
a most unironic this
No.507181
>>507175
>the chemicals don't come from genes and the genes that lay out the chemicals are unrelated to the genes that lay out why we reproduce
sexulant citation, faggot
didn't read the rest because I'm not a fag
No.507182
>>507179
shut the fuck up you vitard shit goddam SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FGUCMKAS SAUPPAS REEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSGHH
No.507183
>>507175
well at least you have good taste in waifus
No.507184
>>507175
show me one person who types like this
No.507185
>>507175
4.4? Did you fail that badly?
No.507186
I kind of wish I was autistic, then I could at least put out garbage instead of putting out nothing
No.507187
>>507186
i still put out nothing though
No.507188
literally stop replying to vfan you cuckold retards
No.507189
>>507134
this tbh
like i get that that psychology is way complicated and people can't be reduced to their genes, but then how come I'm hella gay and always have been (was getting huge crushes on female teachers when I was 5), when my sisters are straight as arrows? we were all raised pretty much the exact same way
i know that probably isn't related to genes but I feel like there has to be something fundamentally different about my brain. especially since I've always preferred boyish interests, even though I was given girly toys and clothes as a baby
I'm far from educated about these matters but I know something has screwed up the way my chemicals work since I was born. although i don't see it as a "screw-up", just an abnormality
No.507190
No.507191
i couldn't keep myself from giggling during the opening because i'm just used to seeing this
No.507192
how long until science can find the tranny gene and remove it
No.507193
>>507192
the sjcucks won't allow it
No.507194
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>>507194
oh also
is there a reason they had "any man will do" and "bras are uncomfortable so i dont wear them" on a frame for his sister
cause that was kind of weird
No.507196
grown adults unironically spelling cheap as "cheep"
No.507197
>>507192
Grant, are people still reporting every anime picture
No.507198
>>507196
wow, that price is CHEEYAP
No.507199
>>507197
"people"? no
a single person? yes
No.507200
retards don't have the self-awareness to be cucks
No.507201
>>507165
is that evanna lynch
No.507202
>>507201
>lynch
don't be racist
No.507203
i was worried about using my normal handle for a thing but i just used google translate to make it arabic and it seems pretty cool
thanks homestuck
No.507205
I don't think you all appreciate just how fucking genius and perfect I am, so let me fix that.
I consistently performed leagues above my classmates in every conceivable metric the pathetic school systems could throw at me, I am creative, charming, talented, my family and friends all assert that it's a fucking blessing to even know me.
You think you hate me because I'm bragging, because I'm full of myself?
I could disarm you with the funniest joke you've heard in weeks at the drop of a hat and you'll love me in an instant and want to suck my seven-point-five-inch penis if you ever met me.
I don't even care though, I don't need you a bit, even though you would love me anyway if you met me.
I am perfect.
I can keep myself entertained for hours on end so I don't even need anyone, yet I am surrounded by successful, intelligent, and attractive people.
You probably mope and get depressed and don't know what to do with yourself, right?
I though so, imperfect creature.
It's okay, I'm here to fix things.
You might think "oh no big deal, i've met people who are like that" but you're wrong.
Those are all fakes with low self-esteem who whore themselves out to the world to try to appear successful.
Put me next to them and you'll find that I outshine them in every way.
I am genuine.
All my faculties are unparalleled.
I have numerous creative and scientific pursuits and have won national-level competitions for writing, music, science and athletics, I am on my way to becoming one of the most impactful creative minds of the new millenium, and I'll do it too.
I truly am brilliance incarnate.
Women and men alike quiver in my presence.
You're welcome for this post, be glad you even got to read it.
Most people are not so lucky.
No.507206
trying to help someone who doesn't want it is the worst thing
No.507207
>>507204
you know some weird ass girls
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>>507204
so you did extra credit in a shitty high school
is that supposed to impress people?
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>>507204
no one has the sheer autism needed to read your academically challenged half-assed paper, now fuck off
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This thread is gay fam tbh
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>>507207
>>507208
>>507209
heres a tip
dont reply to vfan
No.507213
>>507212
Here's a tip
Don't respond to this guy
No.507214
>>507212
aight, doing so now
silence the tumblrite namefags, anonymous now.
No.507215
>>507211
stop talking like that
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>>507215
what, are you afraid of BLACK PEOPLE or something, fam
No.507217
*squeezes vfan's hand tightly as they look into the sunset, unsure of what the future will bring them but facing tomorrow with hope in their hearts*
No.507218
>>507205
*looks self in eye in mirror*
I'm an epic lad... I'm an epic lad... I'm an epic lad...
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No.507220
grant tell me how to get to the second phase of the nuclear throne
No.507221
i knew it was a matter of time
No.507222
>you will NEVER EVER have to read a vfan rant again
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No.507224
it's more of a take-that to just scroll past it
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>>507225
it's like an autismal blot is torn from my forum
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>>507222
why would you read it
just scroll past if she's not talking about anything interesting
just like with every post
outside of spamming i dont see why people filter
No.507229
faaaaaams. I want a wolf to nuzzle me like this http://imgur.com/gallery/fWzPKPF
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>>507220
destroy the generators before you kill the throne
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>>507234
*decapitates you goodnight*
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>>507238
did somebody say vore?
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>>507237
man why you gotta be like that
whatever im actually gonna go sleep now
No.507244
>>507242
where's the sequence
No.507245
vore me
vore me my friend
vore me
vore me again
No.507246
>>507231
I mean it's not a bad thing but it's not really impressive. I got a 4.0 (my high school didn't have GPA extra credit) and I rarely had to put effort into things.
No.507247
now i see why vfan is so fond of that "peaked in highschool" insult
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No.507249
when is ben going to peak
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No.507255
vore and cuckold is overrated
the new fetish meme: dollfuck
No.507256
>>507252
ive posted my butt once
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>>507252
don't think centimeters or millimeters
it's gonna be on the meter scale
No.507258
dollfucking and onahole fucking is hot imo tbh
No.507259
>>507255
rozen maiden was like a decade ago dude
No.507260
gay people aren't defective naturally. if you raise them right, they'll come out right.
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No.507262
is ben's ass flat
im picturing the flattest ass right now
maybe even more flat than wouter's
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>>507262
ill take another picture of it later
No.507266
i can't imagine ben trying to make a facial expression
in my mind he will spend the happiest and darkest hours of his life making that weird :} face
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>>507265
no i dont want to see
i just want to know
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>>507266
Yea that's why I usually don't try to do so unless asked to for a picture.
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>>507271
haha, at least we don't have a 100% correlation with child molestation, kiddly-diddly.
No.507274
please don't reblog it, ben
No.507275
whens the best one comin back
No.507277
>>507272
i think she's talkin about that lmhotep dork
No.507278
Maybe the problem isn't gay people or straight people, but monosexuals.......... Whoa..........
No.507279
>>507278
yes, let's all be indiscriminate sluts. that will totally fix everything somehow. anon, you're fired.
No.507280
>>507278
polysexuals are defective as well
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>>507278
>Maybe the problem isn't gay people
wrong
No.507282
bugchasers are obviously the highest form of humanity
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>>507284
*THUMP THUMP THUMP*
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No.507288
breeders are just retards who dont know how to evolve
its funny really haha
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>>507291
sing a new song, birdy. this one is getting really overplayed.
No.507319
>>507279
I don't think you know how this whole sexuality thing works