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>>507293
at least you will never pass on your ugly to your kids
>>507294
but ben is ugly
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>>507297
he would look just like you...
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>>507290
or: kill yourself.
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>>507300
>>507301
>>507302
cockslut
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>>507301
never mind, you're really tiresome.
No.507305
ban anyone who replies to vfan
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No.507310
>Infinity Next is funded for 4 days, 0 hour
somebody is running of shekels
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>>507317
Who would win in a fight, Terezi or Peridot
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>>507318
Terezi
Peridot has dumb short little arms
terezi has a cane sword thing
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>>507320
>forgetting she has limb enhancers
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>>507323
my ceiling fan
*laugh track*
No.507325
i am still horny
this is stupid
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>>507323
i was in a bad mood but then i saw a video of a pupper and im good now
how do puppers do that anyway...
No.507333
you will pay dearly for this
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vfan the stupid
too stupid to know how to get full images on boorus
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No.507340
you stupid fucking idiot stupid stupid fucking idiot dumb idiot fucking stupid stupid stupid idiot
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[george costanza voice] it's a category about nothing
No.507346
i never liked birds
except owls but they dont count because they can spin their heads and its cool as fuck
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>>507346
>implying owls are birds
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>>507346
all birds spin their heads, some just do it more than others
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No.507353
Every time I see even a tiny peek the smooth lines, basic coloring, and simple features of something drawn in anime style, my brain instantly sends a signal to flood my body with adrenaline. The veins on my arms and temples protrude, I begin to shake with rage. My face is quivering in a snarl, my head and neck are held over my keyboard like I'm some sort of fat, featherless vulture. But no carrion sits before me, only a screen showing a smiling cartoon girl. A gurgling growl involuntarily escapes my open mouth. I force through the phlegm, turning it into a roar as my face reddens and my entire body shakes even more violently. I'm screaming now, screaming at this anime girl. How dare anyone create this monstrosity. God could not have foreseen such degenerate trash ever appearing in this world, yet here it is in front of me. I want to destroy everything around me. Everything will burn.
No.507354
vfan relates to birds better than she relates to humans
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>>507352
nice people dont rain shitstorms on you and your car from the skies
No.507356
>tfw just woke up from a nap
I thought college was supposed to be hard but here I am sleeping all day long some days and getting straight a's
No.507357
[George Costanza voice] I'm gay
No.507358
now there's a shitty namefag
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>>507356
stock "go blog about it" response
i hope youre satisfied with the automated shitposting service
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>>507356
i hate you and your normie blogging
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>>507360
I'd post more but I'm really busy most days that I'm not crashing
No.507368
and adult brain in the body of a baby
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>>507365
i dont like their songs
they always sound the same
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>>507367
Also, seems like it's better than the current "discussion" going on (infighting)
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>>507367
did you even read that post......
No.507373
birds are cute and funny and pretty and literally the best things that exist you can all die tbh thb tbh
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No.507375
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Jesus fuck, I think the transition from the first to the second song at 1:21 gave me a boner
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>>507375
*tips neon mohawk*
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>>507373
birds are not that important
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>>507372
normies only see what they want to see
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>>507376
Spot the person who only listens to video game soundtracks
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>>507373
agreed imo tbh fam
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>>507375
Mega Drive is good shit
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>>507383
they always say the same shit
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>>507380
Good try but I knew about it before it was in Hotline Miami 2
>>507381
Why would I be Cletus when Cletus have straight up said that he only listens to video game soundtracks and Gorillaz
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>>507386
hello... goodbye... heh... what canned responses.
almost reminds you of the worker drones of humanity... unthinking creatures...
No.507392
eszett is literally cheating at being trans
shes attractive, passing, rich, and does well mentally
No.507393
eszett is literally cheating at being trans
shes attractive, passing, rich, and does well mentally
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No.507396
BIRDS KILL PEOPLE FOR FUN
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>>507393
>does well mentally
only true statement
No.507400
check out this epic adult baby
No.507401
i had pickle chips today
they were essentially just breaded and fried pickles, but they were cut very thin and fried in a way that made them very brittle and stiff like a potato chip
was good. was good.
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>>507400
he looks like the little lad who loves berries and cream
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>>507394
>>507397
no
i killed you, megane!
i watched you die!
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>>507402
i told you not to...
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>>507398
you're attractive!
i want to kiss you!
i wanna hold your hand and see you blush!
No.507409
the pizz sounds
really fuckin good right now....
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No.507411
i can't really hear what that crow is saying actually
but there used to be one near my grandamas house that would always give you a friendly hello!
No.507412
how many billions of dollars is eszett's dad making from the walking dead
No.507413
the piss sounds
really fuckin good right now....
No.507414
I love Senjougahara! I want her to step on my nuts!
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>>507414
piss off memer there are bigger fish to fry tonight
No.507416
is synthwave for hyper masc nerd?
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>>507414
she only loves araragi though
monkey's gay
you could try with snake
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>>507415
Nah
If you ever feel like a failure, just remember that there's some guy on here who throws a shitfit every time somebody posts anime and reports their posts
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>>507417
But snake is worst Monogatari
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>>507418
anime is fucking sucks and its for vitard little shits
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>>507411
crows are the #1 coolest animals
they're like just on the cusp on being sentient and it's amazing
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>>507412
her dad kind of looks like nick offerman it's weird
No.507425
this anime looks like poop tbh
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>>507420
I think we found him
No.507427
>>507426
just an afterimage
*beheads*
No.507428
stop posting bad anime you fags
No.507429
>>507428
He says without a hint of irony while posting with a DBZ flag
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No.507431
post the onion one about gun violence
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>>507428
you use a dbz flag mate
im sorry to inform you of your bad taste
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>>507429
but that's good anime
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>>507429
To be fair he's not posting /about/ anime
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>>507434
>"see you tomorrow"
>dies
what a retarded olol
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>>507437
he was ironic shitposting
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>>507438
people started "liking" grant years ago
since like 2012 or a little before
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No.507444
is that spacebar's real address on the zeemap
No.507446
of course, hsg history sprang into existence with vfan
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>>507445
you already posted this bad anime
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>>507445
>people acknowledged he existed and replied to him.
>that was about it as far as people's relationship with grant until now.
Haven't you only been here for a few months
The general opinion on grant probably hasn't changed in years. It certainly hasn't changed since you showed up.
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>>507448
How can your reading comprehension be so bad?
No.507451
Like Grant seems nice and all but I wouldn't really say I'm good friends with him because of the whole irony thing.
I don't think anyone praises him aside from an off MODS=GODS thing and I think that's maybe happened like what, once?
No.507452
I'm still upset I didn't get to go see The Devil's Carnival Alleluia
No.507453
>>507449
other day vfan posted some thing about how long he's been here
"is it that I'm a crossie because I brought up the fact you used to be either "Eh" or "Fuck this guy?"
I was around here until December 2013 and can prove it.
See this image here? Done by Egghead right before I stopped posting. According to the date on the file, this was done around December 18th 2013. I stopped totally around January 2013, until May-ish 2015.
So yeah.
Sorry buddy."
literally not around for a year and a half, acts like i was never liked
but i was liked before egghead ever started posting in hsg based on the timeline of events i know, so i dont understand
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>>507421
one day years ago I found a baby crow on the ground. you shouldn't fuck with them but there was a fox hangin around my house at the time and I didn't want him to get eaten so I put a bunch of moss in a milk crate and put it in a tree. the parents were around and going nuts at me so i figured they would take care of it. but, I don't know why, it died overnight.
I remember going to check on it that morning because I heard the parents cawing bloody murder outside. when I climbed up to the crate, they went quiet as I looked at it and touched it to see if it would move. Then I just looked at them, said I was sorry and don't know how it happened, and they started cawing again. Like, caws that were drawn out and so fucking angry sounding. Like hearing a mom scream if you told them their kid was in an accident. For weeks afterward they would make those angry caws and swoop at me whenever I left the house.
I was so fucked up over it. that baby crow was so fucking cute. I was looking forward to it growing up and maybe being a sort of crow buddy to have hang around. but I should of fucking stayed out of it, or I dunno, just did something smarter?
you should of heard it's adorable tiny caws... I was drinking with some friends one night and looking through pictures on my phone, and i found a video i took of it and just started sobbing in a corner lol
No.507455
>>507453
You were essentially roasted when I came to HSG, and that lasted for at least a good few months, so partway into 2011 or so. Huge drop off in "fuck this guy" but I don't remember if people "liked" you back then. Though I don't know if I would say many people "like" you now.
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>>507449
uh, Idk where you've been but I used to post on anon...I used to stir up shit around similar levels I do now.
when I left around december 2013?
anyways, hsg has always been about shitting on people and uh, grant was never an exception to the rule.
even when I was here people used to call him a little fag baby boy. now all of a sudden people are just treating him like he's not a poopy crumb when this place has always been about shitting on people.
I don't get it tbh.
>>507453
Ok first off honey buns
stop misgendering me.
second of all suck my cock
third of all suck my cock
fourth of all you shouldn't get a free card just cuz you're an admin eat my doo doo and my dick lick my butt crack and my cock.
as far as I can tell you've never changed and you're still a little weasel and having a limited amount of power just made your weasel behavior worse tbh.
No.507460
i am eating apple pie for the first time
honestly
not that big on it tbh
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>>507458
>I used to stir up shit around similar levels I do now.
i think i would remember that tbh
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>>507460
you are a 20 year old american man and are just now eating an apple pie for the first time
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>>507459
fuck off and die
>>507462
yeah
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>>507460
warm? with the ice cream?
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>>507458
>Idk where you've been but I used to post on anon...I used to stir up shit around similar levels I do now.
This statement makes no sense. Of course people used to cause shit as anon, why would that automatically make it you?
>anyways, hsg has always been about shitting on people and uh, grant was never an exception to the rule.
>even when I was here people used to call him a little fag baby boy. now all of a sudden people are just treating him like he's not a poopy crumb when this place has always been about shitting on people.
Probably because we have a LOT less people and most people don't bother? It could do with people liking him better over time but I don't really think that's the cause.
There used to be animosity towards him but that mostly dropped off in middish 2011, and after that it was just general shitposting iirc.
Also grant's only been admin here for a few months, people's opinions of him CERTAINLY haven't changed since zwid and pp were the admin.
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>>507464
yeah
its weird, apples are my favorite fruit but like
idk it doesnt click for me
No.507467
i'm not huge on pie in general
No.507468
pie is pretty ok but i think it depends a lot on the crust
if its too dry and crumbly then it'll be garbago
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>>507467
pot pie is good shit imho
i wanna learn how to make them myself
No.507470
apple pie varies. i only like the shitty ones filled with synthetic apple goo from shop rite
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my favorite fruit is benis :DDDD
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>>507476
The perfect vacation is sleeping in and beating off and playing Smash Bros Melee
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>>507478
Did you know benis and weenus come from the same plant? Benis is the seed pod and weenus is the bark :D:D:D xD
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How do we bring back woomyposting
No.507486
aaaa dan magnan has so much potential for me to like his music, but someone who treated me really poorly likes him and that's all i can think of when I hear it
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I'm gonna kill James and Cletus
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>>507487
do you think it would help?
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>>507493
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart
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>>507489
There are some really amazing miiverse artists
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>>507498
so where are we getting this
No.507500
(she's just playing along right)
No.507501
lads
how do we eliminate the cletus menace
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>>507498
So what mine is Christian
No.507504
Tristan is a cute name tho
No.507506
>>507494
>>507495
>>507497
i'm glad i can count on you guys.
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>>507505
And you know who Tristen is friends with
YUGI
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>>507511
Haha I forgot about that
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apple pie is the only fruit pie i actually like
the apple flavor actually complements the salty exterior, and baked apples aren't as watery as other fruits so the crust stays flaky
shit like cherry pies or blueberry just feels like you're eating a sugary slop that's dribbling out of a soggy shell
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>>507516
post your johnson
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>>507515
What about pumpkin
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>>507514
Who cares if it's a girls name
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>>507514
casey is usually a girl's name and the only casey I've known was a guy
No.507523
Tristan isn't a girl's name though
I've never met anyone named Tristan that wasn't a guy
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>>507524
>>507519
3-way high five, guys
we did it, we did the meme
No.507526
fuckening
Joey Claire
that is a boy's fucking name
No.507527
>Tristan or Tristram is a given name of Welsh origin. It originates from the Brythonic name Drust or Drustanus. It derives from a stem meaning "noise", seen in the modern Welsh noun trwst (plural trystau) and the verb trystio "to clatter".
basically the first tristan's parents wanted the entire world to know they had one noisy-ass infant
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No.507529
I have never heard of a tristan that wasn't a dude
No.507530
Vfan, defender of trannies who still have an aneurysm if a guy has a feminine name
No.507531
I have only heard of one tristan and it's the guy from yu-gi-oh
No.507532
seriously guys
it's like pottery
No.507533
i thought it was just sponge shitposting
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No.507537
vfan's real name is Fart McQueen
No.507538
>>507537
you know what to do
No.507539
Vfan's real name is Schlomo Rubenmansteinberg
No.507541
>>507540
At least he's not a tranny, lmao
No.507542
she's doing that thing again
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>>507435
what is this shit
No.507544
>not knowing that grant was short for grant morrison
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>>507540
>If your name is Tristan, why change your name on the internet and revolve your name around a more masculine sounding name.
Grant.
As opposed to, Tristan.
>Why do that?
Crossie scum please. His name is Grant because he was Grant Moronson, because we were originally on /co/ it was a joke on Grant Morrison. He hasn't even used the name grant morrison since like 2011.
>Second of all, we've never heard "Grant's" voice
Actually we have, and it sounds like a normal 20ish white nerd.
Higher than your jamal voice, though.
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ive been spending so much time indoors and in the dark my sense of time has gotten all fucked
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>>507551
I wasn't arguing against that, I was saying you're wrong that we haven't heard his voice and there was no reason to have a "more masculine" name of Grant.
No.507553
i need a life holy shit
when am i gonna get this job
No.507554
gotta learn your lore if you wanna swim w the big fishes
No.507555
what'cha wanna do for a job?
No.507557
>>507555
is professional neet a job
because i wanna be that
No.507558
grants name isnt tristan lol
No.507559
my name is actually bill wilson
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>>507560
I've never even SEEN this strain, Mulder.
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>>507562
My name is actually ben though and wesley's name is probably actually wesley.
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>>507566
delete it now ben
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My new favorite strain is named after a famous boardgame, I think we are harvesting the last of the hawaiian tomorrow and then planting again sometime next week!
when is halloween, shit
No.507570
>>507567
No you silly castlevania is canceled forever
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No.507572
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>507570
im going to uncancel it
one way or another...
No.507573
hackn mainframe to make castlevania a thing again.
oooOoOooOoo whip crack just wiggles after a awhile in the SNES one.
No.507576
my best friend who moved Afar is going to stream games & voicechat with me this weekend
i've been down lately and am so excited to hang with her again
No.507577
>>507575
literally, figuratively, effectively & for all intents and purposes not clicking
No.507578
>>507576
that sounds nice, nick
theres no way to write it without it sounding sarcastic but i am sincere
No.507579
I'm still upset over all the cut content from Half Life 2
No.507580
>>507579
why because you saw that /v/ thread yesterday
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>>507578
we used to hang and play games all the time-i lived with her. It'll be a little slice of that I think.
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No.507585
the only good board is /an/
every other board is absolute garbage in every way
No.507586
High fantasy is fucking boring
No.507587
>>507585
/a/ is the only good active board, it's been this way for years and I stand by it
No.507588
>>507586
dude weed elves lmao
No.507589
>>507587
ok but refer back to my post where i am telling you that everything you just posted is entirely 100% wrong
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>>507586
what if you add guns
No.507591
>>507589
don't care eat my socks
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>>507590
its still high fantasy
and high fantasy
SUCKS
No.507596
>>507593
what am i looking for
No.507598
>>507594
Only boring generic western fantasy pulled from J.R.R. Tolkien's tired old grey butthole
No.507599
what the hell is going on with konami
No.507600
>>507599
they don't give a fuck
No.507601
don't shit yourself don't shit yourself don't shit yourself
No.507602
>>507599
did their pachinko plan fall out, i heard they're trying to damage control the whole Kojima Leaving thing
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>>507602
>did their pachinko plan fall out
lol
No.507605
>>507604
I didn't intend for that pun but nice
No.507606
*endlessly drains my balls into the bog*
No.507607
>>507606
*your semen lands on my energy shield and dissipates before it hits the bog*
ha... better luck next time villain
No.507608
>>507602
i don't get it
they very publicly remove his name from their games, cancel silent hills because he's working on it, and make a big show about kicking his ass to the curb in lieu of pachinko
and then when he finally is actually out the door, they freak out and start telling everyone he's "only on vacation"
what is happening with them
No.507609
>>507608
>that epic vacant pheel when silent hills will never happen
fucking tojos made me feel that phantom pain
No.507610
>>507608
someone posted yahtzee's mgsv review and it's actually pretty accurate
No.507614
>>507611
i just want to believe it'll be rekindled somehow even though I know it won't.
Fuck it was just such a perfect storm of wacky auteurs coming together to revitalize fucking Silent Hill. And just knowing the visual & sound design of MGSV I feel Kojima could've made a really special SH title even without Del Toro, fucking Ito, and possibly Yamaoka. God damn it
No.507616
>invisible tumblr
what a bitch
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>>507617
not really because i can still see his tumblr with the mobile app
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>>507620
oh, so just a little mad?
lol
No.507622
HOMESTUCK
HOMESTUCK
PLEASE
I BEG YOU
YOU A G-G-GENUINE BULGESUCKER
No.507623
I got some new vinyls I really need to try out but my record player is at my house and guhhhh
I really want to harvest this weed at the right time, it's gonna be tomorrow at dawn because I guess thats when the nutrients are drawn in or w/e? I don't know much about it yet. The wii garden game is a lot easier.
No.507624
>>507623
i want to poop in your mouth
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>>507625
are you phantos or am i confusing you with some other new flag/namefag
No.507627
a strange illegal online homestuck gambit.. collecting the missing pieces for homestuck.. rebuilding homestuck from the past forward once again.. doing it right this time.. dethroning the "yellow devil" as it were..
No.507629
>>507621
i want to have angry sex with u, moody
No.507630
Lovemaking all the way to the top
Boots smoking, but I'm not gonna stop
Bossa Nova is a beautiful dance
Hot-blooded, that's a lots of romance
No.507631
Man I still can't eat pizza at all. Boo on pizza.
I prefer mom's spaghetti atm.
No.507633
Moody and I, each wearing dark sunglasses, sit next to each other on a public parch bench without looking at each other. Moody slips me a large manila envelope, I slip her one as well. We both get up and walk in opposite directions.
I open up the envelope to find high-quality photographs of her pussy. She opens my envelope to find monopoly money and a scrap of paper with the word nigger written on it in crayon.
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No.507637
man i just spent 3 hours watching team four star
how are you lads doing on this fine midnight
No.507639
>>507637
watching epic x-files
i just ate fake indian food
No.507640
No.507641
>>507638
the fuck happened to this ho
No.507642
No.507643
>>507637
watchin nichijou and laughing loudly
No.507649
>>507648
vfan would you like to fist my boyhole
No.507650
No.507652
how do i ask for more mouthpics
No.507653
>>507648
it's probably me
sorry but i'm shallow and you're way too ugly
No.507654
>>507651
pummel my memehole without mercy
No.507659
>>507658
is this vfans crush
No.507660
repeatedly telling girls you want them to am adopt you is a good way to flirt, right?
No.507662
repeatedly telling girls you want to eat them out is a good way to flirt, right?
No.507663
repeatedly telling girls you want to serve them is a good way to flirt, right?
No.507666
>>507646
i recognize that artist
No.507667
>>507666
they're an epic artist
No.507669
>>507667
they're kind of garbage, can't even draw humans consistently. can't even draw humans, really.
No.507670
>>507668
is it me hehe :3c
No.507671
i want to get non-standard hair because i think itd look nice but i dont want to be associated with the crazy tumblrs
No.507672
>>507671
no one associates people with non-standard hair with tumblr in real actual life
No.507673
every day they dont announce dragonball xenoverse 2 is like another pin in my heart....
No.507674
every day they dont announce diamond is unbreakable is like another pin in my heart.....
No.507677
every day they dont announce a release date for barkley 2 is like another pin in my heart....
No.507678
>>507675
RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS
No.507679
>>507677
but they did announce a release date :?
No.507680
every day they dont announce a release date for hiveswap is just another day tbh
No.507681
>>507677
what day was it supposed to come out
its soon right
No.507683
>>507676
do they? i got nothin but praise when i chopped it all off
No.507684
>>507679
>>507681
oh well there you go
No.507685
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get some sleep Tristan
this is unhealthy
No.507686
>>507664
ow my hearts defenses
No.507687
good night hsg.
don't let the tripfags sap off your attention
No.507688
lousy namefags it isnt like I like you or anything
No.507691
No.507693
>>507691
stop replying you faggot nigger
No.507694
ooof who keeps getting thread culled? It's hard to tell hmm.
No.507695
>>507679
I didn't even know this I am in a stagnant hell of my own design
No.507696
eyes getting wiggly again, time for bed, puppers. Good sleep and strong bones if you even read this. GOTCHA
You're reading my thoughts right now, cool. Goodnight, HSG. I'm cheering you on from beyond.
No.507701
>>507696
good night phanters
No.507702
why didnt spike the devilman just one shot every threat to earth (except fat buu) with the devilmite beam
No.507707
>>507704
the fourth to the last word here has a typo
No.507708
>>507706
dogedogedogedogedogedogedogedogedogedogedoge
No.507710
>>507709
post pics of your doge
No.507713
Kanaya Kanaya Kanaya
One Hundred Percent Kanaya
No.507715
*drinks two capfuls of 7-11 brand sleep aid*
Yum. I hopeI dont die
No.507717
why should I pay good money for this shit when I can get the generic store brand for 2 dollars less
see this is why im good with money
No.507723
i will dream of epic mouths
No.507724
>>507720
hey babe
you know i fell asleep with you here too
you must really love me
No.507727
she loves me hsg
she really loves me
No.507728
spongefan, is your nightmare i have no epic mouthpics and i must scream?
No.507729
sweden says the sword guy attacked the school because he was racist against immigrants
thoughts?
No.507730
>>507713
Kanaya is so cool.
I couldn't sleep so I got up and paid some bills and now I am just gonna be awake I guess.
No.507731
>>507729
europe and immigration atm
No.507732
btw me atm ty hsg vm for being nice to each other on the internet.
No.507733
"i'm going to draw a picture of two homestuck characters fucking" -you
No.507734
>Steven Universe: Hot Dog Duffel Bag
it not much...
but it all the stevey uni me getting until next year...
No.507735
>>507729
Probably just a coincidence since he was posing for pictures in nazi uniforms, liked a bunch of nationalist crap on Youtube and Facebook and only attacked immigrants
No.507736
Shut the fuck up phantos holy shit
No.507737
>>507736
shut up, phantos is cool
No.507738
>>507674
This but unironically
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No.507740
>>507737
No he isn't you dumb fag
No.507741
>>507739
>>507740
y u so jelly tho
No.507742
>>507741
*farts on your mouth*
No.507743
No.507745
>>507743
it was funny to see /pol/ clamoring over this when they thought it was a brown immigrant terrorist attacking a group of precious white children, and then immediately clamming up when it turned out to be a white terrorist and the teacher that tried to stop him and died was a middle eastern guy
No.507746
No.507747
>The school stabber watched The Amazing Atheist
That explains a lot
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No.507749
>>507747
tbh watching that guy shove a banana up his ass and boil his micropenis in hot oil is a completely logical reason to be driven to violent insanity
No.507750
>>507746
literally any one of us
No.507751
>>507743
>b-b-b-but banning guns stops this sort of thing!
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>>507747
>Elliot Rodger watched The Young Turks
what is it with maniacs and shit tier youtube liberals
No.507754
>>507751
protip: if he had used guns a lot more people would have died ;)
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No.507756
>>507751
I know, if only he had a gun so he could kill 20 people instead of two.
No.507757
>>507754
do you have a single shred of evidence to back that up sweetie :)
No.507758
>>507755
doesn't look like it
some kind of falchion or machete, idk
No.507760
>>507757
Yes I have a brain that capable of realizing that a long range weapon that takes a lot less effort to use would likely kill a lot more people than a melee weapon that requires skill ;)
No.507761
>>507758
is he doing a darth vader closet cosplay
No.507762
>>507760
soooo.... it's just your headcanon? :)
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No.507764
What kind of retard do you have to be to think guns aren't more deadly than knives and swords
No.507765
>>507764
if you're using any sort of decent blade, like say japanese steel folded over 10000 times, you can just cut through the bullets
No.507766
>>507764
can guns be made of steel folded over ten thousand times by hanzo masters??
not likely....
No.507767
oh boy i cant wait for that little girl with autism in Sesame Street
No.507768
>>507765
Clearly that shitter was not using a decent katana
tch...
How shameful...
No.507769
>>507767
>little girl with autism
?
No.507771
>>507764
swords will fucking cut you wide open
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No.507773
>>507753
is the amazing atheist a liberal? he strikes me more as a libertarian, tbh.
No.507774
>>507770
wow what tacky writing
No.507775
>>507773
he's one of those reddit liberals
No.507776
>>507775
what is a reddit liberal?
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>>507783
Wait I hit enter before I got to type I was supposed to say "I fucking hate you so goddamn much"
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>>507785
*laghs @ ur poor keyboarb skills*
ehehe!
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>>507784
Aren't you proud of our Roxykitten
No.507790
>>507777
Sasuga my daughteru!
No.507791
>>507764
bullets just move in a straight line and swords can slash in a full 360° arc
if you stand inside a building, and fill your blade with ki and spin around using a tatsumaki senpu tou,
No.507792
>>507789
I know right
having any variant of Roxy criticize your typing is shameful
No.507794
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>>507791
>he cant control his bullets with the power of his mind
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>>507794
why are that man's fingers going through the barrel of the gun???
No.507800
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>>507800
what
like one of these?
No.507802
No.507804
I like to yell at cucks on the internet
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No.507812
you forgot the extra "t", assdumb
No.507813
No.507814
listening to songs at .5x the speed is weird
No.507815
Dreams logged: 2 (334, 9)
Images saved: 0
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No.507819
*farts*
*splits self in half*
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>>507821
>I'm not a pedo just because I want to fuck a character that looks an acts like a child
No.507824
>>507822
>acts like a child
you're over exaggerating
>fuck
that's not the only reason why i love her
No.507825
you unga the unga
but can you bunga the bunga
No.507826
>>507824
you don't love anythinge except attention and your epic shitposting persona
No.507827
>>507823
>plays video games
what are you, 12?
No.507828
No.507829
reminder that peridot is literally the youngest gem seen so far and a certified kindergartner
No.507830
>>507827
>doesn't own a gun
what are you, european?
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>>507826
if i really wanted attention, i would keep posting with my trip
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>>507831
he's half breed scum
No.507836
>>507834
>>507835
He's still a gem.
No.507837
>>507833
My man, you're literally a pedophile. At least put the trip back on so we can filter you
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>>507840
he's figuratively a pedophile
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>>507843
that doesn't make them into a literal child
No.507846
so, since gems don't have genitalia,
rose had to morph herself a reproductive organ,
does this mean that half of steven is actually just a portion of rose morphed as her son?
No.507847
fucking steven universe pedophiles, what are these threads coming to...
*jerks it to jade*
No.507848
>>507845
It makes you a literal pedo
No.507849
>>507846
where the hecky do you think the gem comes from
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No.507852
>>507849
i don't know.
never watched a single ep,
everything I know I learned it here.
No.507853
>>507847
Homestuck is shit
No.507854
>>507847
jade is 16, that's legal in most states
No.507855
>>507852
well she gave up her physical form so he could be born so the gem in his belly button is her kind of
No.507856
>>507855
>she gave up her physical form so he could be born
I want to see a video of steven birth, how does that happen
No.507857
*Takes off my trip so I can spam about shit only I care about and nobody can filter it*
Guess who
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>>507851
*fires a fuckign bazooka at it*
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No.507867
oh god OH GOD HERE IT COMES
*farts uncontrollably*
AAAHHHhhHHhHhHHhhhh
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No.507870
*casually holds hands under the table*
No.507871
No.507872
*continues to fart, stinking up the entire thread*
No.507873
No.507874
*thread explodes due to the amount of methane in the room*
No.507875
*roxykitten dies a violent death*
No.507876
*casually scratches balls under the table*
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No.507879
>>507877
who killed roxykitten
No.507881
>>507877
who killed roxykitten
No.507882
>>507877
why is she holding a tetris piece
No.507883
No.507884
>>507882
she was going to show it to roxykitten but she was mysteriously killed
No.507885
>>507881
>>507879
This gumshoe is on the case!!! :B
No.507888
>>507886
Take a hike, bub!
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No.507893
and this
*jontron ECH, UEGH, GECK*
is my cocky-kun
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>>507894
Can you vomit up your stomach so you can hand-clean it?
didn't think so
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No.507901
Godspeed You! Black Emperor are playing my city on sunday
feel like i should go watch even though ive never listened to them before
No.507902
>>507894
*nyc accent* heh, sure, you and me both buddy
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>>507903
thanks, jerk, i want watermelon now
No.507908
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Crab is best Monogatari
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.507909
look at me a man in motion
No.507910
im gonna do it
im gonna pay for porn
No.507911
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No.507915
I want a qt asian gf with a nice butt
No.507916
i want a butt gf
just a disembodied floating ass gf
No.507917
>>507909
yeah, you're rubbin on lotion,
and causing commotion,
and approachin the ocean
for poachin dem roaches,
got dem life coaches
so dat you can get brooches
but little do you know,
you ass on the floor
yea, its time to go
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No.507920
the early simpsons seasons sure had a lot of face zooms
No.507921
>>507918
''webm'
> webm
webm
webm
webm
No.507922
i'll be where the eagles flying higher and higher
No.507923
>>507921
you fucked up
>you fucked up
you fucked up
you fucked up
you fucked up
No.507924
>>507918
I don't have any and I'm too lazy to make them
No.507925
LIVE AND LEARN
HANGING ON TO THE EDGE OF TOMORROW
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No.507927
who's your waifu hsg
this is important
No.507928
>>507919
nay, nigga
i just said what i had to say, nigga
laying flow like dis ever-y-day, nigga
fucking you but i ain't gay, nigga
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>>507925
LIVE AND LEARN
ON THE WORDS O' YESTERDAYYYYYYUH
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>>507932
huh, this was pretty good
No.507942
I loved all the androids, even the goofy movie ones. I only ever RP'd a few though.
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No.507946
>>507945
they deserve the same fate
No.507947
>>507940
stop having shit taste im trying to love you
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No.507949
>>507946
this but with you
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No.507951
>>507949
don't blame me. blame yourself or god.
No.507952
some anons leave when vfan shows up
and vfan leaves when i show up
so im indirectly increasing the anon population
oh no
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>>507954
dude did you filter me or something
thats harsh
you know i love you
No.507959
>>507954
except for one thing: at least anon is real...
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tfw the only person you love ignores you
No.507963
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No.507965
good night *pulls big pizza over self like a blanket*
No.507966
>>507962
tfw the only love you ignores is your person
No.507967
>>507927
I haven't decided.
Probably either Entoma, Shiraori, or Saiko.
No.507969
>>507968
is she a cruel heartless bitch im hopelessly in love with too?
No.507970
>>507968
I'm gonna start hero academia soon but I'm reading other things at the moment.
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>>507967
i'm begging you, die.
No.507974
if vfan is posting cute pictures can you just ban her instead of deleting them
No.507976
transgirlpapyrus.tumblr.com
No.507977
>>507974
can you use one of the thousand resources available to you
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>>507981
Regarding shiraori (middle), her "normal" form is now mostly human, but she can turn into the drider whenever. That's just the only art I've seen of her.
No.507986
>>507983
He isn't reporting anything atm.
No.507987
>>507982
oh my god i would too
No.507988
>>507968
stop insulting froppy
No.507989
daily reminder that this is a thing
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>>507991
just enjoying the fact that he makes so little money off of it.
No.507993
>>507982
because he is having a seizure probably.
>>507988
asui is similar to me. I relate with asui
No.507994
Any self-medicating homestucks here?
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>>507993
leave asui alone...
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>>507994
define self-medicating
No.507998
i'm self-medicating myself with some pizz
No.507999
self-medicate a serious case of the hungs
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>>508000
you have your cousin
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>>507993
i realise now
you were not to be blamed my love
No.508007
silently, i wish to sail into vfan's "port"
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>>508008
oh sweet creature
No.508011
you can only see me through a clouded sphere
No.508012
ahh too loud *claps hands over ears*
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>>508001
She's not a bitch she's just trying to save her kingdom!
>>508003
Real women can't be waifus
No.508016
>>508012
When I was 7 I had a lot of the common autist things, like not liking loud noises. I only actually remember one occurrence of it and it was pretty miserable. There was some weird smell in the room too, like some "exotic" candle or something.
Also until I was like 11 i meowed at people.
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>>508015
your cousin isn't real so you're okay
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>>508018
So is your moral indignation ironic?
No.508021
>>508019
let's deal with them
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>>508016
thats cute
i cried at a christmas parade cause it was too noisy
and my biggest fear in elementary school was the fire drill. like, fuckin terrified. would try to fake sick and stay home if i thought there was going to be one that day
No.508023
>>508020
at what? i just think you're a huge liar about everything
No.508024
>>508022
I don't remember why but I apparently hid underneath a table in first grade or kindergarten for like 2 hours and wouldn't come out.
No.508025
and i was huddled up in fear with fingers in my ears at a jurassic park movie which embarrassed my uncle who took me. but i wasn't scared of the dinosaurs, just their loud ass roars
No.508026
social anxiety is cool...
No.508027
>>508016
>Also until I was like 11 i meowed at people.
2cute
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>>508026
... when you don't have it
No.508029
social anxiety is cool...
No.508030
social anxiety IS cool....
No.508031
you know what else is cool
becoming a toilet slave ;)
No.508032
my friend meows and its annoying as shit but i feel like i should just let him be him
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>>508033
he's a weeb and im pretty sure its why he keeps doing it
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>>508035
her bulge looks like a poop
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>>508036
i thought the punchline would be he was a cat
>>508040
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No.508044
remember to wear ur fur suits!! and bring teh lube... if le sexy times happen at all hehe x3
(USER WAS PERMABANNED FOR THIS POST) No.508045
No.508046
also sandra, u cant come. u gave everyone ringworm last time -__-"
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>>507963
baby, don't hurt me
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No.508053
super mario-oh ar-pee-gee
that is the only game for meeee
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>>508048
>implying he's not smooth like a baby
No.508056
there are these weird bugs swarming near my two windows
what they want
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>>508054
SU is on hiatus so maybe
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>>508056
they want to crawl inside your peepee
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>>508061
sugen is literally all namefags
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No.508066
*dives on live grenade for shitto's sake*
No.508067
>>508066
*pees on your exploded remains*
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>>508063
forced anon exists
No.508071
>I know people, irl, who are actually hyped for Halo 5
>one person is actually buying an XBONE for it
>they get super defensive and call me a party pooper for reminding them that Halo 4 was shit
No.508072
>>508070
yeah but everyone else doenst have it on
so it breeds an environment of babydick faggot retards
No.508073
>>508068
*mails you anthros*
No.508074
>>508070
it doesnt stop them from circlejerking over themselves
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