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No.508081
>>508034
Why do they look like Ed Edd and Eddy characters
No.508082
lads
i tried to wear briefs today
why are they making my balls hurt lads
it feels like my nuts are fucking bruised lads
No.508083
>>508082
theyre not supposed to be doing that
get the right size next time
No.508084
>>508082
briefs are for suckers
boxers are for cuckers
No.508085
boxers are too loose and sometimes they do that thing where they scrunch up in your pants and that sux
No.508086
tight and compact cocky kun
No.508087
>>508051
want this anime butt to fart on me
No.508088
No.508089
*wears shorts that are so tight they go into my vagina*
am i hot
No.508090
No.508091
No.508093
*wears shorts that are so tight they go right up my butthole, straight through my intestines, and out through my mouth*
is this hot, boys?
No.508094
No.508095
>>508051
i wanna battle with those sweet buns.
I'd use harden and pound all night until she fainted.
I might even keep going ;)
No.508096
>>508095
You know you wouldn't be able to last that long
No.508098
>>508093
it'd look better if they went up your peehole into your bladder and into your kidneys.
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No.508100
>>508097
best waifu is Tharja
No.508101
>>508100
>anyone from Tumblr Emblem
Kek
No.508102
>>508101
whats ur waifu faggot?
No.508103
No.508104
>>508103
>this much shit taste
No.508105
note how their "waifus" cycle out every few months
No.508106
>>508082
Maybe buy the right size, dipshit
No.508107
>>508105
its differnet people every time faggot
No.508108
>>508102
Certainly not a fucking 1000 year old loli or my big titted older sister
No.508110
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No.508113
>>508089
lots of art of that for some reason
No.508114
I always thought it was the cutest thing.
No.508115
[Intelligence] So you fight the Good Fight with your voice on Galaxy News Radio.
No.508117
>>508113
Some people just need to learn how to tailor their bodysuits a bit better. Others just love camel toe?
I dunno!
No.508119
No.508120
>>508116
Charge your phone and turn off bluetooth fam
No.508122
No.508125
No.508126
Joey's conception
Or... well not really but hey, who expected porn of Grandpa's wife.
No.508127
>>508123
you'renext after Roxykitten
No.508128
>>508127
don't put shai'hulud on the same level as roxyshitten
No.508129
>>508126
That is NOT where bellybuttons are
No.508130
hsg raising roxykitten in the proper methods of riding the sand worm
teaching her how to walk without rhythm
showing her how a thumper works
No.508131
No.508132
>>508101
what's so tumblr about awakening
No.508133
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No.508137
>>508129
Joey displaced it
No.508138
>>508132
Well the actual game is merely dumbed down and casual compared previous FE games
The characters are designed to be waifus for gross otaku-- when that was really popular they ramped it up even more for fates
But yeah tumblr loves that garbage for those reasons
No.508139
>>508133
i know this post is ironic but it's still awful
No.508140
>>508132
I never cared about FE and awakening was the first one I played, but I can easily see why TRUE FIRE EMBLEM FANS don't like it because they took out perma death and there's too many waifus
No.508141
>>508138
>>508140
sure but that still doesn't answer my question
if we're using the standard definition of tumblr, awakening isn't like that
just because tumblr likes it doesn't mean it's a tumblr game
if that logic were true, almost everything would be considered tumblr
faggot
No.508142
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why no in smash, nintendo?
No.508143
>>508142
Because Square Enix owns him and he's a fucking supporting character that appeared once in a spinoff rpg
No.508144
>>508134
but they're the same color...
No.508145
>>508141
oh no yea people who call it a tumblr game are fucking idiots
No.508146
>>508142
why is that piece of shit marionette so popular
No.508147
how can square enix own a character that only ever appeared in a nintendo game
No.508148
>>508146
pinnochio complex
No.508149
>>508146
he goes "geno whirl!"
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No.508154
>>508153
Home For Infinite Losers
No.508155
>>508154
I was about to ask
No.508156
>>508146
he's an epic puppet that shoot's guns!!!!
No.508157
>>508154
I....actually prefer that to the thought that anybody evil automatically goes there
No.508158
No.508159
No.508160
geno mouth pics aren't marketable imo
No.508161
No.508162
>>508161
because people who aren't evil can be losers, right?
so there's not just a billion intergalactic versions of hitler partying there
No.508163
>>508161
i just have to win >:)
No.508164
found a picture of shiraori's human form
No.508165
No.508167
>>508162
see thats the thing about hitlers though
their idea of a party may or may not involve genociding some folks
and then who are you left with
No.508168
No.508170
>>508167
all the proffessional marathoners who thought they could run the snake road, but fell off
who the hitler horde will never catch
No.508171
isn't this such
a cuckiful night
whoa-oh
No.508172
No.508173
>>508171
We're underneath a thousand beta bucks...
No.508175
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No.508179
How do we know alien biology would be so drastically different from anything we've seen before?
If everything is made of the same elements and we've successfully mapped so many elements doesn't it follow that life will derive from the same chemical compounds?
No.508180
No.508182
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No.508183
>>508179
in a way, yeah
but life out there might defy the very rules of all life as we know it. who knows what a non-carbon based lifeform would be like
No.508184
No.508185
who the heck is shirasomething
No.508186
>>508185
She is a cute girl who worked hard for that form.
>>508184
/utg/ please
No.508187
>>508186
>She is a cute girl who worked hard for that form.
but she ain't got no nuclear booty
No.508188
No.508189
>>508187
she has a spider booty
>>508188
It's either /a/ or /vg/ make up your mind.
No.508190
[female accent][whispers][8 min]
No.508191
>>508189
>spider booty
>booty that can power a warship
it's not even a contest, nuclear booty a best
No.508192
No.508193
>>508189
ffuck offff to /v/
No.508194
>>508191
she can do much more than power a warship, she's literally a god
No.508195
>>508189
she's from a novel?
No.508196
*scrotum slowly lowers into frame over hsg's head*
No.508197
>>508190
>female accent
ahh yes an accent from the far off country of female
No.508198
>>508194
wwoww wwhat a mary sue
No.508199
>>508194
you know how easily "being a god" is shut down?
No.508200
No.508201
>>508199
not very easily at all?
No.508202
>>508195
Yea. Kumo Desu ga, Nani ka.
I've got epubs of the first 5 "volumes" and there's daily translations at http://turb0translation.blogspot.com/p/blog-page.html
>>508198
Hey it took her a long ass time to get to that. She had to grind the shit out of her abilities.
No.508203
>>508201
you don't really read much, do you? Reed Richards, even when he's not written as the fucking hero, can do it.
HELL, EVIL REED HAS THE INFINITY GEMS OF TWO UNIVERSES, AND LET ME FUCKING TELL YOU, IF THERE IS ANYBODY WHO COULD GET BOTH GAUNTLETS TO WORK SIMULTANEOUSLY, IT'S REED
No.508204
>>508203
i read a lot, just not many comics
No.508205
No.508207
>>508206
that thing was weird
No.508209
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File: 1445633048333.jpg (Spoiler Image, 30.09 KB, 589x442, 589:442, ABSOLUTE TERRITORY.jpg)
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No.508212
>>508211
he was epic though
No.508213
>>508206
he kind of looks like the venus
No.508215
>>508213
Haha it looks like a face
No.508216
No.508218
I wish I hadn't gone up those stairs. I should've stayed at the bottom and let some other poor bastard make the discovery. But how could I ignore that godawful noise? That low, dull wailing, fitfully punctuated with high-pitched screams of grief. I couldn't bear it, and so I climbed the stairs. The pictures on the wall told nothing out of the ordinary: your average domestic happily married bliss. But of course, these had all been taken years ago, back before Andrew had to go away. In the later pictures you could already see the dark and troubled expressions clouding his face. And then, after a point, there were no pictures. The most recent photo was dated nearly 3 years ago. Its frame was smashed and judging from the dent in the wall, it looked like somebody had thrown it with tremendous anger. It was the most recent picture of them. The last one taken before Andrew was taken to the hospital. As much as I tried to convince myself that this was just a normal domestic row, I knew in my heart that I... I wouldn't be ready for what lay behind that door. And then I saw him. crouched over her body, blood everywhere. Up his arms. On the bed. Splattered across the wall and flecked across his face. Her limbs jutted out at broken angles, and her face... oh christ, her face. If it hadn't been their house, I wouldn't have known it was her. And there he was, just bawling his eyes out, still clutching the bloodied bronze statue, his face beetroot-red with rage, grief and bloody frenzy. Trying his best to push her mangled face back into some semblance of order, trying to smooth out the creases in her dress with his fumbling fingers.
Jesus christ, Andrew. Two days. That's all you'd been out for. Two fucking days.
No.508219
No.508220
>>508218
>tfw Andrew will never do this to Rachel
No.508221
File: 1445634078800.jpg (Spoiler Image, 129.17 KB, 768x786, 128:131, now who does this look lik….jpg)
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No.508223
File: 1445634202193.gif (Spoiler Image, 26.56 KB, 650x650, 1:1, you fucking idiot.gif)
No.508224
>>508221
who's this supposed to be a copy of?
No.508225
>>508221
>>508222
The legendary Swedish Swordsman!
No.508226
No.508228
>>508227
that seems like a truly epic way to get some kind of terrible infection
No.508229
>>508228
You think someone like that has anything even remotely resembling decision making skills
No.508230
i love julia
she's my little autistic princess and i will protect her
No.508232
>>508228
don't worry I'm sure she's using a condom of some sort
No.508233
No.508234
>>508230
she looks like dora fused with a ragdoll
No.508235
>>508230
Why did they make the aspie a girl
No.508236
No.508237
>>508235
so i would protect her
No.508238
>>508237
Human biology at work
No.508239
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>508230
I hope this ends up being Punky 2.0
No.508240
No.508241
why am i getting emails from these people I don't think I've ever bought anything from them
No.508242
>>508241
Did you get the free credit for using the referral code when some anon posted it here a while back?
No.508243
where's the muppet of the jontron-looking autist who bangs his head
No.508244
>room mate is having a party in the kitchen
>haven't eaten all day
Kill me.
No.508245
No.508246
>>508240
but who would protect the princess
No.508247
>>508242
oh right i did do that
i never got what i ordered from them
the alpaccas are cute i bought one in san fran but i think it was overpriced
it's still cute though
No.508248
>>508247
is that black mold growing on your fucking mattress
No.508249
>>508247
I got the mug I ordered there but it cracked open the second I poured hot water into it.
No.508250
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No.508253
>>508248
no it's just dirt or something
also the "homestuck pillow" was a gift from my sister's bf who wanted to try and get me something
No.508254
ben needs to be killed tbh
No.508255
>>508247
>stuffed animals
at least pretend to be over 18, please
No.508257
No.508259
>>508258
can you stop spouting of half baked opinions on things you know nothing about
No.508260
>>508259
what opinions of mine do you have issues with
No.508261
>>508258
you got the 'tism, anon?
No.508262
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No.508266
>>508258
>giving that much money to WP for sub-par scalemates
disgusting
No.508267
>>508266
I think they're pretty good, how are they sub-par?
also all but pyralspite and lemonsnout were gifts
No.508268
No.508269
>>508267
they've got that shitty tag on them, and you can get way better for less just by commissioning someone for a scalemate
No.508270
No.508271
ladies and gentlemen, it's... showtime!
No.508272
>>508271
*Farts the John Cena theme into the mic*
No.508273
iit wa2 me au2tiin. iit wa2 me all along
No.508274
No.508276
he2 puttiing tho2e educated feet two good u2e
No.508277
No.508278
>>508275
have you done lps
No.508279
>>508278
no, I don't have a recording device that's set up right now
No.508281
ben should be a YouTube gamer
No.508282
>>508280
pupper ended inside a stomach
No.508283
*vores pupper for supper*
No.508284
it is true that I killed joey, and yet, i am not her murderer
No.508285
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No.508287
ben should follow his dreams
No.508289
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No.508293
File: 1445638913971.jpg (Spoiler Image, 2.06 MB, 2592x1936, 162:121, IMG_1297[1].JPG)
No.508295
Any Erectile Dysfunction homestucks here?
No.508296
>see a kid dressed as hatsune miku
wh
what
No.508297
i want a dancing hatsune miku, on my a the pizz!
No.508298
>>508296
did they have a dick
No.508300
*starts wearing an amulet*
No.508304
>>508303
i love the way rose is drawn
who's the artist
No.508305
>>508304
Hauntbear.tumblr.com
or
http://shinjikari.co.vu/
Both go to the same place.
I really like her art
No.508306
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No.508307
>>508303
wwell wwell wwell
look wwho came crawwlin back
No.508308
No.508309
none of you is voting for dolan trump, right?
No.508311
>>508309
>not voting for trump
literal cuckold and/or communist detected
No.508312
>>508309
i wouldn't be surprised if some people here voted for him as a joke
No.508313
Grant is going to respond
>as a joke
No.508314
No.508315
File: 1445640872058.jpg (1.44 MB, 861x1920, 287:640, tumblr_mfohotfOXs1r3elq1o1….jpg)
:33 < do you wanna s33 what's under my skirt?
No.508316
>>508307
:33 < do you wanna s33 what's under my skirt?
No.508317
>>508312
this but with everyone in america instead
though it's not like citizen's votes matter, lmao
No.508318
>>508316
>>508315
What the fuck happened here
No.508319
>>508312
>>508313
ben,,,my epic boy...
trump is the best candidate
No.508320
hillary clinton is the most famous cuck in history, if you think about it
No.508321
>>508315
>torso-comparative organ-wrecking dick
we already know
No.508322
>>508320
sweden is the most famous cuck in history
No.508323
i want to play the videogames but i also want to watch le anime.... hmm...
No.508324
*votes for a literally cuckqueen*
No.508325
No.508326
>>508306
link to this lapis?
No.508327
*Decides who I should vote for based on epic /pol/ memes*
No.508328
>>508310
*falls sleep*
snrrrrrr
No.508330
*Decides who I should vote for based on epic Tumblr memes*
No.508331
>>508326
hauntbear.tumblr.com
No.508332
>>508327
i love the strawman
"nobody really supports trump its all irony"
take your commie grandpa and shrill cuck harpy and die in a fire, fag
No.508333
File: 1445641641744.jpg (580.86 KB, 1280x1637, 1280:1637, tumblr_mfabrd5FdO1r3elq1o1….jpg)
:33 < get on your kn33s motherfuricker
No.508335
>>508334
god I want to use this
No.508336
jeb bush is going to be the republican candidate anyway
No.508337
No.508339
>>508334
meme is also a buzzword, friend :D
No.508340
>>508339
Buzzword is a buzzword
No.508341
it seems like most people who make stuff for my fetish are hispanic, or at least speak spanish
No.508342
really the pool of candidates is just miserable all around. i kinda like bernie, i am a berniecuck! but... he doesn't really have a chance of winning.
it's gonna be clinton vs bush and they're both so deeply entrenched in corporate bullshit that it really does not matter who wins between them
No.508343
>>508341
try having not shit fetishes
No.508344
>>508343
but the fetish I'm talking about isn't even the bad one
actually now that I think about it i do know a hispanic who does the bad one
No.508345
>>508341
what's that? fat?
No.508346
>>508342
If he gets the nomination he has a fair chance of winning.
If not, the marginally lesser of two evils is clinton. Tumblr might short-circuit seeing as they hate her so much but she would be the first girl president.
No.508347
>>508345
no, that's one of the two fetishes i actively hate
No.508348
>>508342
>he doesn't really have a chance of winning
but everyone says that! As a result, he won't win because they don't want to waste their vote on an apparently unelectable candidate.
this is a constant thread throughout voting. it just doesn't make sense why we don't use alternative voting so people can safely vote for who they want
No.508349
>there are people who will unironically vote for this cuck
No.508350
>>508348
because voting systems aside from first past the post might actually effect things
No.508351
No.508352
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Ol' Trump would've already won if he used this as his campaign song
No.508353
>>508346
don't get me wrong, with how weak the republican pool is for general elections, sanders would probably win the presidency, but clinton is basically assured for presidency barring something huge happening. the democrats are not going to throw out a sure thing for a probably. when it comes down to it, dems are gonna pinch their noses and vote hillary.
it's why you have left leaning news sources like msnbc and npr refusing to give him any coverage while fox news is actually hyping sanders' legitimacy as a candidate up. sanders, the self-proclaimed socialist, is ironically the last best hope for the republican party.
No.508354
No.508355
>>508353
Who else is on republicans besides trump? If he wins the nomination then it's an automatic win for democrats, regardless of who it is.
No.508356
Bernie Sanders looks like he's going to be dead in three years tops
No.508357
>>508349
I'm half black so the cucc and the bucc cancel out
No.508358
>>508356
when did the "obama's going to get assassinated" people stop saying that was going to happen
i thought that was pretty funny
No.508359
>>508355
jeb
don't let the trump shit fool you, jeb is going to win the republican primaries without a doubt. he's got a ton of very wealthy backers and that is really what decides who wins the primary, because they know those backers will give the candidate the most resources and therefore greatest likelihood to win.
clinton vs. bush would very probably end in clinton's favor
but sanders vs. bush isn't such a sure thing. and everyone on both sides knows it.
barring clinton being hit by a bus tomorrow, sanders has a very small chance of making it to the general election.
No.508360
>>508358
i being in art class in high school and the teacher wheeled out the TV to let us watch obama's swearing in, and there was a hick girl literally praying to god that he would be killed before he could complete the swearing in
the south is funny
No.508361
>>508360
I don't think I've ever been in class with someone who literally prayed for his death but some sand nigger in college a year or so ago talked about how he wish he would be killed.
No.508362
>>508359
when are candidates usually announced?
No.508363
doo, doo, doo
another one bites the nut
No.508364
>>508361
yeah, i'm pretty sure she thought he was the anti-christ. one of those people.
i remember asking her that morning if she was upset about obama being the new president and she was like "no, he's not yet... something could still happen... he's not yet and something will stop this" and then the praying happened and i thought i was losing my mind
No.508365
it was just a little doo doo
No.508366
No.508367
>>508362
spring/summerish i think
like june
No.508368
>>508364
i feel bad for those people sometimes
No.508369
No.508370
something will stop cletus
No.508371
I'm playing Halo 2 on Legendary
No.508372
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No.508375
what if obama is assassinated before his term ends
does that mean joe biden is president and the 2016 elections are cancelled
No.508376
>>508375
No, he's president till the end of of Obama's term
No.508377
>>508375
joe biden would be president for the rest of the term and then the elections would still happen
not enough time to really do anything, he'd probably just kick it in the oval office and let obama's officials handle it. and he'd get that sweet presidential salary for life deal, despite barely holding the job.
No.508378
What's Obama doing, haven't heard news about him in a while
No.508379
>>508378
he's busy making you a new brother or sister
No.508380
>>508378
hes still the president
No.508381
No.508382
is stopping time a fetish
No.508383
What a mediocre fucking president
Nice guy though, just like Carter.
Who has brain cancer :(
No.508384
No.508385
>>508382
anything is a fetish
time stopping is a good one though
No.508386
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No.508389
>>508386
hey do you remember the css to change the colors of the board log
No.508390
the only time stopping thing ive read is that Stopmman superhero guy
No.508391
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>>508392
i dont see any kids
you sure its him
No.508395
No.508396
is cam wonk's new nickname or something
No.508397
>>508394
>>508396
I'm not cam OR wonk
No.508398
welcome to the meme team!
how memey are ya?
No.508399
No.508400
>>508394
its definitely him. Only he posts that panda picture
No.508401
>>508396
>threadfags
pathetic
No.508402
File: 1445646006268.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.12 MB, 1699x2444, 1699:2444, 1445605351611.jpg)
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No.508404
>>508399
I'm not wes
>>508400
>panda picture
>not into exhentai
pleb
No.508405
No.508406
>>508401
stay in your pen, skypenig
No.508407
isnt exhentai just for loli stuff that gets deleted everywhere else
No.508409
>>508406
so sad, limited to the confinements of this shitty board lmao
No.508411
No.508412
>>508410
john conner?
the terminator guy?
No.508413
>>508409
beats eating from the very trough that wesley and shitto piss in
No.508414
>>508412
yep, let's hope he can find a gba in the post apocalypse
No.508415
>>508413
you talking about this board?
only the elite are allowed into our group, no actions would be permitted. we send the undesirables here
No.508416
>nuclear throne daily leaderboard isn't loading
No.508417
>>508415
Crossies and underage retards are the elite?
No.508418
>>508402
are those his balls
No.508419
>>508416
post more dogpics
No.508420
>>508417
exponentially better than you grubs :)
No.508421
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No.508424
>>508422
is it digivolving
No.508426
why in the world is dreamworks pandering to babyfurs
like they make "cartoon animal" movies sure but what the fuck
No.508427
why do girls pander to guys with boobs
No.508428
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No.508430
>>508426
someone at dreamworks is taking notes from that foot guy at nickelodeon
No.508431
>>508426
is there more of this?
i need it for science....
No.508432
>>508426
it's like the nickeloedeon foot guy all over again
No.508433
>>508426
Isn't Disney making a furfag movie too
No.508435
>>508434
sorry about your dog dog
mine died a few years ago
No.508437
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No.508439
>>508436
The world needs to be cleansed by fire
No.508440
>>508382
あなたはそれを試してみたいのですか？
No.508441
THROUGH FIRE JUSTICE IS SERVED
No.508442
No.508443
>>508434
goodnight pupper
goodbye, pupper
No.508444
>>508433
Yeah, but vanilla fur stuff is leagues apart from fucking diaperfags.
I honestly want to know what Dreamworks was thinking when they decided to post this. Like there's some fat guy in the responses posting pics of himself in a diaper now.
No.508445
>>508441
Mischief Makers was an underrated game
No.508446
>>508444
is there actually
please say there's not
No.508447
>>508440
The Japanese grammar in that is actually too good to be Damara
No.508448
No.508450
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No.508451
>Florida Cub
dear god end it
END IT ALL
No.508452
>>508450
Is that... furry Clarence?
No.508453
No.508454
No.508455
>>508450
please dont look at all of them, i posted something i shouldnt have
how do you delete images on twitter
No.508456
KILL KILL STUPID FUCKING IDIOTS STUPID STUPID DUMB IDIOTS KILL KILL KILL
No.508457
>>508456
i don't see any booru samples tonight
No.508458
>>508450
What I can't figure out is what exactly Dreamworks was intending with this? What was their expected end result here?
No.508459
hey hsg how about you post yourself wearing diapers
just for laughs ha ha
No.508460
>>508458
it's like when that dan schneider told kids to send him feetpics "for iCarly"
we can only assume it's exactly as disgusting and transparent as it seems
No.508461
No.508462
>>508461
dan schneider, the guy who made all the nick shows that people love, is a known foot fetishist. he tweeted something that told fans to write on their feet and take pictures
No.508463
>>508460
>>508462
oh wow, that's a little fucked up
did nobody notice how wrong it was at the time
No.508464
>>508460
>>508462
oh wow, that's a little fucked up
did nobody at nick notice how wrong it was at the time
No.508465
>>508463
its only weird if you make it weird
No.508466
>>508460
>>508462
>creator of most of nick's shows is a pedophilic foot fetishist
Why isn't this man in jail yet?
No.508467
>>508466
people go in jail for doing illegal things
No.508468
>>508467
foot fetishists asking kids to post their feet should be a crime
No.508469
What about that cuck show that's even worse
No.508470
>>508469
do you have something against cuckolds?
you know there was a study that said us cucks are incredibly more intelligent than you
No.508471
things that offend me should be illegal
No.508472
>>508471
that means you're illegal
No.508473
the thinking man's fetish
No.508474
No.508475
the stinking man's fetish
No.508476
No.508478
"Imagine looking at the guy who's about to go to bed with your wife. Imagine hearing the man crying out in bed with your wife," says Paul, who pleasures himself "like a madman" during these encounters. "The high point of cuckolding is when your wife says she wants the other guy all the time and never wants you. Sally's body makes it very clear that this is true. It hurts me worse to know this, so it's better to know."
No.508479
the shrinking man's fetish
No.508480
File: 1445650721701.jpg (113.67 KB, 1200x1700, 12:17, https://41.media.tumblr.co….jpg)
No.508483
>>508481
*smears shit all over this post*
No.508485
>>508481
a ~7% increase in voter turnout this year is partly responsible for why that shitball harper will no longer be canada's prime minister
No.508487
>>508484
Oh yeah well if your post ends in a 4 you're a cuck and if you try to argue that you're just proving your cuckness
No.508488
No.508489
>>508482
which part of this is even a lie, this many decades later?
No.508490
do you think bernie sanders would be my friend
ever since i had that odd dream about meeting him in passing i have a deep urge to become a berniebuddy
No.508491
>>508489
They switched from communism to mindless consumer capitalism
No.508492
>>508490
Anon, do you want to FEEL THE BERN?
No.508493
>>508491
all commies eventually learn that it's way easier to rent-seek off of capitalists than actually go through all the trouble of actually implementing communism
No.508494
you were right, hsg
lisa the joyful isn't good
No.508495
>>508478
I want to punch this person
No.508496
>>508495
its common for retards to lash out
No.508497
>>508496
and yet you don't seem all that angry
No.508498
>>508494
Ik I was so burned especially because it wasn't free
No.508499
>>508498
not only is there no way to play it without buddy being insufferable, the whole gameplay is fucked by only having one party member
what the fuck kind of rpg restricts you to one party member for half the game
No.508500
No.508501
it's funny how you can have platonic dreams that are as strong as those dreams where you fall in love with a girl your head made up
i posted once about a dream i had about dirk/bro where I was "rose strider". now dirk is my brotherfu. i wish i was his little sister.
No.508502
>>508500
that's different
there's no way to dodge attacks in this, you have to let Guy Van Shit or whoever you're fighting for the fourth time plow through you while you use the same attack over and over
No.508504
No.508505
>>508501
I wish roxkit was real so I could take care of her
It's probably for the best because I know I would forget her in the mall or leave her in a hot car accidentally
No.508506
>>508503
why did you link to those three posts
No.508507
>>508503
Nobody actually believes Jews control the world-- if they did we'd all be enslaved right now
The kikes do, however, control most of the American media especially Hollywood
No.508508
>>508503
>why does nationalism still exist
literally ask the jews
ask a hereditary jew why he hates a national jew
go on, I'll wait
No.508509
>>508503
>is there a legitimate excuse for believing that jews have ruled the world for the last several thousand years
not a thousand years, they really only started gaining power in west yurop 200 years ago tops
>why does nationalism still exist and why have we allowed nationalism to continue existing tbh.
i know right, like why is the literal terrorist state of israel allowed to exist
wait a minute, who's "we"
are you saying that jews DO control the world
No.508511
File: 1445652301401.png (517.56 KB, 2480x1381, 2480:1381, roxykitten at the park.png)
No.508512
>>508511
I'm gonna kill you
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No.508516
>>508511
I'm gonna DESTROY YOU
No.508517
Is lapis anon Netspresso?
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No.508522
>>508519
>>508518
I NEED INFORMATION YOU STUPID SKYPE NIGS
No.508524
I have to rebuild my bant EDH into a naya french EDH
give me recommendations
No.508525
*makes america great again*
No.508526
pizza farts are the worst
No.508527
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No.508529
File: 1445653547104.jpg (Spoiler Image, 274.58 KB, 539x922, 539:922, joey's pussy.jpg)
No.508530
>>508522
I'm not even in skype, nigger.
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No.508532
>>508517
lapis anon is shitto, dumbass
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No.508538
>>508528
so is he really brazilian
No.508539
No.508540
Three years. Three years, the time loop has gone on. Three years, Bill Wilson has been stuck dying in that goddamn plane crash. Was his name Bill Wilson, or CIA? He could no longer tell.
Three years, he's had to look that stupid fucking masked man in the eyes and tell him he's a big guy. Was it masked man, or masketta man? He could no longer tell.
Three years, he's had to recite his flight plan, which listed him, his men, and Dr. Pavel here, but only one of you. Or was it Smee, Maimen, Dr. Paveleer, Button Lee, Juan Ovyou? He could no longer tell.
Yet this time, his mind had finally broken. He had been through this so many times, being forced to suffer through this plane crash with no survivors, that he had lost his grasp on reality. The concept of existence was now an illusion.
He turned his head to the skies, and asked who he was. Almost immediately, from the depths of his subconscious thought, the one part of his brain that hadn't been driven to insanity...
"I'm CIA."
No.508542
Guys I'm actually Jewish. this is getting annoying seeing all these anti semitic comments
No.508544
No.508545
>>508543
*reblogs this post*
No.508546
No.508547
>>508540
"He wasn't alone." The man said
No.508548
i don't know what warframe is, but what i do know is that people make porn of it, and it is free to play
No.508549
No.508551
*lights a cigar while grimacing in disgust at you steven universe fags*
No.508552
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No.508557
im a hikikomori and proud of it!!! X3
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No.508559
>>508556
planet sized joey
No.508561
>>508556
I have a request if you're actually angel
No.508562
>>508560
yea cunny is much cuter!! o3o
No.508563
>>508560
cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
No.508564
>>508563
"dont say cunt" - a cunt
No.508566
there is no word for vagina that doesn't sound terrible
No.508567
"dont reply to vfan" - me
No.508568
>>508565
so it describes you better
No.508570
>>508566
you forgot cunny-chan
No.508571
>modded morrowind
>xbox
haha
No.508572
>>508565
>looking at your own poop
so looking in a mirror?
No.508576
>>508574
you should convice your numale roomates to get trips here
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No.508579
>>508575
you should have been aborted
No.508582
>>508580
bestubbled, balding nerds wearing plaid shirts they bought at target
No.508583
>>508580
>slightly popular
no
No.508584
croikey, cunt
throw another 'roo on the barbie while i nab that dingo who nicked me vegemite
No.508586
No.508590
remember when vfan was too stupid tell the difference between a male name and a female male
No.508591
>>508580
it's a more specific archetype within the sjw archetype
numales are basically "male allies" who stand up on behalf of third wave feminism, with their implicit goal being to ingratiate themselves with feminists in order to garner romantic favor. a lot sjws also adhere to the hipster subculture, so the physical appearance of numales is pretty heavily drawn from that: lots of hobo clothes, scraggly/obtuse beard, black-rimmed glasses, etc. a characteristic more specific to numales is being bald, as it appears a lot of them are suffering from male pattern baldness at a young age and have opted to shave their head entirely to solve the problem.
and yes, the descriptor was made by the same people who use cuck, largely to describe the exact same people cuck already did.
No.508592
>>508589
fucking die, shitto
No.508593
what would happen if super perfect cell reabsorbed 18
would he become perfect super perfect cell
No.508594
>>508593
What would happen if Super Perfect Cell absorbed HSG?
No.508595
>>508571
Why would you deny yourself all the great mods for Morrowind
No.508596
>>508594
he would revert back into imperfect cell
No.508597
what would a goku/hsg fusion look like
No.508598
>>508594
he would instantly turn into just a flaming gay
No.508599
>>508595
because I HAVE a modded xbox, and I'm actually having a blast playing it like this
No.508600
>>508593
no
he's already gotten the powerup from 18
he'd get nothing from it and probably cant even absorb things as perfect cell based on how his tail kinds of shoots back up into his body
No.508601
No.508602
>>508599
But you're legitimately missing out.
No.508603
Ello HSG, hope you had a good day. I think I did!
No.508604
>>508601
so much power....
No.508605
>>508602
on what, exactly? I have the Bloodmoon and Tribunal expansions, I've got better signs and NPC models, and I'm sure there's a few quest mods tossed in, what's the problem if I'm enjoying it?
No.508606
>>508605
you can't get pregnant
No.508607
>>508605
Dude, no, you gotta go all out.
Plus there's the open source remake coming out soon which will be miles better.
No.508608
>>508593
What would happen if Super Perfect Cell wore a diaper?
No.508609
No.508610
File: 1445659380963.jpg (58.38 KB, 506x337, 506:337, 4d96ebc474a1544f3e27fe3929….jpg)
No.508611
>>508610
he'll never be the head of a major corporation!
No.508614
>https://www.ssa.gov/cgi-bin/netcomp.cgi?year=2014
>Social security administration put out wage stats for 2014
>51% of americans make less than $30k/year
>62% of americans make less than $40k/year
>71% of americans make less than $50k/year
that's the American Dream ©, eyyyyyyy baybeeeeee!
No.508616
>i smell bad... is the 87th most popular baby name in the United States, and has been consistently among the top 1,000 names given to baby boys since 1971.
Hmm...
No.508617
>>508609
you'd make billions
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No.508621
A guy having a feminine name is terrible but being a tranny isn't in Vfan land
No.508623
No.508627
stop calling me by my slave name
my real name is tyrone
No.508628
>>508623
nü-male uber alles
No.508629
>weird how when people are exposed to transness they often figure out they're trans. almost like cisness is artificially constructed as fuck
What
No.508630
nu-males: humanity's greatest enemy
No.508631
>>508625
No, why would I willingly associate with trannies
No.508632
>>508629
watch too much anime and start thinking you'd be better off as an anime girl
No.508635
>>508633
>can someone explain to me what's wrong with "being a tranny" without sounding like a numale?
why do you ask the same question multiple times?
why do you delete so many of your posts?
why are you such an insufferable shit?
No.508636
>>508635
>>508631
literally stop responding you coal burners
No.508637
vfan only deletes their bad posts
No.508638
>>508634
Why would I need to explain what's wrong with them if I don't give two shits about them and try to avoid interacting with them?
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No.508640
>>508635
>why do you delete so many of your posts?
rev......
think about it for a minute
No.508641
No.508643
>>508642
*Shoves your face into my big smelly ass*
Say that again but directly to my asshole, you might find somebody who cares in there
No.508644
>>508642
why.................. are.... you................ so................................. autistic............................................................................................................
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No.508648
>>508647
look in a mirror, fam
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No.508650
replying to vfan makes you just as autistic as vfan
No.508651
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>>508647
you don't have an anus.
>>508648
you don't have an anus.
>>508650
you don't have an anus.
No.508656
whichever one of you called my phone and played fart noises this is not fucking funny i'm calling the fbi (yes, the fbi, because this assuredly crosses state lines making it a federal offense) and you will be arrested mark my fucking words
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No.508661
making sweet love to garnet
No.508662
I wish I could send smells over the internet because my pube smell is migon
No.508663
>>508651
I love these fanarts so much.
No.508664
>>508660
*posts mentally disabled gnomes and fat bald black ladies*
No.508665
the epicest lad to ever meme.....
No.508667
File: 1445662604446.png (344.79 KB, 645x850, 129:170, https://41.media.tumblr.co….png)
No.508669
>>508667
So good.
getting sleepy, puppers. I hope you all have sweet ass dreams.
No.508670
no jury would convict me if i snapped little mouse's stupid fucking neck
No.508671
>>508670
im pretty sure youd get a medal
No.508672
>>508668
What's this guy's deal, anyway?
No.508673
No.508674
>>508672
its a forced meme
No.508675
i wanna get tangled in jasper's pit hair
No.508676
>>508674
Well, yeah, that much is clear
No.508677
tangled in jasper's ass hair
No.508678
No.508679
lads
the welovefine shirt contest is over, are you ready to wear epic graphic tees
No.508682
i don't care what people say about him, richard stallman is my hero
No.508683
>>508680
i don't know if i like trashy hispanic homestuck
No.508687
big lincoln is fucking impossible
No.508688
No.508690
>>508682
The concept of "sexual interference with a human corpse" is curious. All a corpse can do on its own is decay, so the only possible "interference" is to prevent its decay. Thus, "sexual interference" rationally would mean some sexual activity while injecting embalming fluid, or while putting the corpse into a refrigerator. However, I doubt that the censors interpret this term rationally. They will have cooked up an excuse for some twisted interpretation that enables them to punish more people.
This censorship cannot be justified by protecting corpses from suffering. Whatever you do to a corpse, it can't suffer, not even emotionally.
Then there is the prohibition of realistically depicting sex with an animal. The law does not care whether the animal wanted sex. I've read that male dolphins try to have sex with humans, and female apes solicit sex from humans. What is wrong with giving them what they want, if that's what turns you on, or even just to gratify them?
But this law is not concerned with protecting animals, since it does not care whether the animal really had sex, or really existed at all. It only panders to the prejudice of censors.
A parrot once had sex with me. I did not recognize the act as sex until it was explained to me afterward, but being stroked on the hand by his soft belly feathers was so pleasurable that I yearn for another chance. I have a photo of that act; should I go to prison for it?
Perhaps I am spared because this photo isn't "disgusting", but "disgusting" is a subjective matter; we must not imprison people merely because someone feels disgusted. I find the sight of wounds disgusting; fortunately surgeons do not. Maybe there is someone who considers it disgusting for a parrot to have sex with a human. Or for a dolphin or tiger to have sex with a human. So what? Others feel that all sex is disgusting. There are prejudiced people that want to ban all depiction of sex, and force all women to cover their faces. This law and the laws they want are the same in spirit.
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No.508694
why is talking to people so harddd
No.508695
>>508694
bcuz u don't practice it enuf ya dingo
No.508696
So, I'm drunk. What's up with you guys?
No.508697
>>508690
some guy who fucks corpses and animals is calling others twisted
that's fucking retarded
and i should know, i made >>508440
No.508698
>>508696
also drunk
waiting for da spinz to die down before i go to bed
No.508699
No.508700
>>508697
are you chaz?
no?
didn't think so
No.508701
No.508702
>>508700
the post, not the image obviously
No.508703
where can one find a people
No.508704
>>508702
any shitter can make a post fam
No.508705
>>508698
I don't really get spins anymore. My tolerance is probably way too hight to be healthy.
No.508706
homestuck?
when will we be homefree
No.508707
No.508708
>>508705
I don't get spins from drinking
but a really strong edible, I'll have spins for hours
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No.508711
>>508708
Man, I wish I had some edibles right now
No.508712
>>508711
the weed my girlfriend buys is weak shit, but the OIL she can get is strong as fuck
No.508713
>>508712
You mean dabs?
I've done them a couple times. I remember my first time doing them, I got to the point where I felt like if I stopped trying, I would cease to exist. I had to concentrate on existing. It was actually kinda scary at the time, but in retrospect it was quite an experience.
No.508714
im gonna drink three beers!!
I haven't drank in so long it will probably be enough to give me a buzz
No.508715
>>508713
>You mean dabs?
dabs is slang for oil, goofball
No.508716
File: 1445666075863.png (339.43 KB, 471x639, 157:213, tumblr_inline_mu92qvuMgT1q….png)
>>508710
i was gonna post a pic of muffet from undertale being eaten out but i don't have one
so here's mindfang
No.508717
>>508690
>>508697
hey don't pick on him, he thinks about life very logically
so what if a fucking bird jacked off on his arm, corpses don't have feelings
plus he predicted the rise of the nsa and corporate surveillance
he predicted a lot
No.508718
>>508713
>You mean dabs?
I mean the oil you cook shit with.
It's got this horrific aftertaste, so next batch I'm gonna dump so much flavoring in it
>>508716
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No.508720
>>508715
Is it? I didn't know that.
No.508721
i don't know what is wrong with this laptop but it takes about literally 10 minutes for this shit to update. doesn't do that on the family computer. and i've got the absolute minimum of programs, tabs, and storage space being taken up
I mean the screen is smashed to shit and i have to use the tv instead but that shouldnt have anything to do with the slowness of it
No.508722
>>508717
any asshole with common sense predicted the rise of the nsa and corporate surveillance
No.508723
that crispy winter smell. chilly smells. windy sounds, leafy sounds
it's cold!
No.508724
roxykitten doesn't want to go trick or treating this year because last year everyone yanked on her ears because they thought it was part of her costume.
what do you do, hsg?
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No.508729
>>508726
>Tired of Cumming in Nerd Pussy
impossible
No.508731
>>508726
..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
No.508732
>>508718
the leg is to keep the slave 8oy from pulling back
not that she needs it with her mind control
No.508733
No.508734
am i doin spacebar aesthetic right
No.508736
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No.508737
Andre 3000 is so fucking good. I wish he did more music.
No.508738
>>508736
I never understood the giant tits thing and the giant dick thing
No.508739
>>508738
rose is motherly
kanaya is fatherly
together, they are sexily
No.508741
>lisa the joyful ending
>this is the last lisa-related thing the will make, supposedly
i'm fucking pissed
No.508743
>>508735
did pinochet throw him down it out of a helicopter
because that would explain so much
No.508744
No.508746
AVA'S DEMON UPDATE FUCKING WHEN, RAINBOWSQUEEZE
No.508747
>>508746
i started reading that recently! holy crackers is that one pretty comic
and holy CRACKERS can i please post faster please holy crumbly crackers four literal minutes to make a post sweet mother of cookies
No.508749
my heart is melting puppies
No.508750
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>>508748
>Powerful Dog With A Huge Dick
No.508753
crying to radiohead is lame.
No.508754
>>508753
>radiohead is lame.
true
No.508755
>>508753
i wish this post was never posted
No.508758
4, count em, 4 whole scrolls of the wheel to get by that post
epin
No.508759
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>>508757
>Accidentally Fucked My Own Dog
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No.508765
>>508748
>Undercooked Baby Pig Penises
is that your favorite delicacy
No.508767
Someone seems very mad today!
No.508768
No.508770
I saw a drunk chick today and was like "I could probably get her to fuck me if I wanted to"
No.508771
>>508769
and here comes the necksnap
No.508772
>>508770
you shouldn't check yourself out in the mirror when you drink
No.508773
i'm not going to my great uncle's funeral because he never got me a birthday present
No.508774
>>508773
snack table though
No.508776
>>508774
they didn't have that at the last funeral i went to
besides i already skipped the funeral of somebody i loved, i'd feel bad if i went to the one of somebody i literally never heard of until his death
No.508779
nobody would care about inuyasha if he didn't have thos bangs
No.508780
i look up pictures of short haired inuyasha. they all have those bangs, every one of them. that's cheating. give me a inuyasha with a buzzcut
No.508782
>>508778
fact: this is how allende died
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No.508789
OPPAN GANGAM STYLEEEE
*dances*
This thread is TRES EPIC. For the WIN.
No.508791
No.508792
>>508785
haha what the fuck
if you're asking about the ass, it's not, esz's ass isn't quite that nice
No.508793
>>508779
>>508778
>>508790
...how did you guys know i was listening to inuyasha music right now. out of my head
No.508796
>>508794
i know this epic feel
one cut off contact with me because i would send her disgusting snapchats nonstop
No.508797
angel is a little cunny girl
No.508798
>>508793
i like the song in that ending where she's standing in the grassy field at night
No.508799
No.508800
No.508801
i have never had an internet friend
No.508802
>>508801
probably because you're a cunt
No.508803
>>508801
And you never will.
No.508804
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>508798
this one?
its pretty as hell
No.508805
No.508806
>>508802
no.........it's because i didn't try, a-asshole.........
no but seriously i stayed out of things and stayed 100% anonymous up until this point
No.508807
>>508801
i thought we were pals
friendos
epic buddies
No.508808
>>508801
if you've never met in person you're not a true friend
No.508810
No.508811
irl friends are better than internet friends
No.508812
>>508806
and why didn't you try my little cunty boy
No.508814
does anyone here know anything useful about css
not the game the internet web page design thing
No.508815
>>508809
It's not too late to accept Christ
No.508816
No.508817
>>508816
hey fam
its me
cletus
No.508819
No.508820
you forgot me you cunt...
No.508822
>>508807
ok we are we are
>>508805
hi
>>508809
i figured it's not entirely worth the effort
>>508812
because friends take a lot of energy out of me and what's the point if we can never hang out in person
i barely keep contact with my irl friends as much as i should, i would never be able to keep anything going with somebody online who your entire relationship revolves around messaging each other
No.508824
i want to salute her cunt
No.508825
having to hide these long posts is anti-epic
only cowards hide
me? i'm brave, powerful... a real tough cookie. not a coward.
No.508826
>>508825
but megane taught me only trips were brave...
No.508827
No.508828
how do i convince a girl to burp on me
No.508829
>>508828
tell her you're the pope
No.508830
>>508804
yeah, that one. i made me feel a lot of feelings as a kid
No.508831
why would you want to burp on the pope
No.508832
angel an autistic cummie queen
fry up that rude cunny
No.508835
>>508832
so you're back devil
No.508836
No.508837
>>508835
a devilXDxDevilx^D👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎
No.508838
angel the cretinous twat trilobite
No.508839
*lights your neckbeard on fire*
No.508840
>>508834
well of course you'd say that
No.508841
>>508833
>I like how grant says he's not mad
see
>>508767
>Someone seems very mad today!
>>508768
[grant]
>its me
No.508842
>>508840
stop replying
get a hobby
No.508843
>>508833
You do know he is a neet and has a fucked up schedule because he has an european gf, right?
No.508844
No.508845
>>508844
That's cool and everything but
*keeps feeding the troll*
No.508849
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>>508818
>Irreversible Dick Destruction
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No.508852
>>508849
man they just can't make a face look appealing
No.508853
No.508855
I forgot the code for the lightpenis trip
No.508856
>>508854
>honestly what does catholocism have over judaism
the fact that they don't suck baby dicks (well, not officially, anyway)
No.508857
i hope the immense irony of this guy calling me mad isnt lost on you, my epic lads
No.508858
>what does catholocism have over judaism
No.508859
>>508857
i got here now
reading the thread is for crossies
No.508864
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No.508866
>>508865
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
this tbh
No.508870
>>508868
but he'd have to be a virgin for that
No.508871
spongelord, why the fuck did you call me
No.508872
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No.508874
>>508872
i don't want Her...
I want to be Her...
No.508875
spongelord, why the fuck didnt you call me
No.508876
>sponge will never call you
thank god
No.508877
>>508873
not now, sponge.
try sunday if you absolutely have to.
between 9 and 11 am PST
No.508879
>>508875
i don't have that epic number!
No.508883
another cuck cucked! cucks to cuck!