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my neighbors are moving back in... can't grow weed over there next year...
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i thought they were cool and well informed but everyone there is gushing over undertale now
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who really needs two dental checkups a year
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FIGHTING BLACKPILL TEAM
VERSUS
GIANT
BETA-BUCKS
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>>511106
>>511104
>>511105
which fucking thread, nobody's posting
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>>511111
I saw someone once with a tattoo of the meme girl form bobs burgers on the back of his shin
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>>511115
well obviously, but there's still faggots posting in the gollumgirl thread
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>>511118
does that upset you :3c
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>>511119
a bit, because that means we're all over the damn place with no new shitpost general
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>>511118
the other thread is objectively better you cuckold
No.511122
grant is in a ldcr (Long Distance Cuckold Relationship)
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>>511122
my foot is going to be in a no distance relationship with your ass
No.511124
delete threads that are made afterwards. There can only be one.
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yesterday was one of the homestuck dates
why didn't anyone say anything :(
No.511131
grindr's really depressing but telling my crush that I like him is really scary so here I am looking for validation from strangers
No.511132
http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/10/hooking-up-when-youre-an-anti-rape-activist.html
She animatedly tells a story about a recent Tinder rendezvous: “One time, I agreed to meet with this guy at 8 or 9 at night. Before we met, I said to him, ‘This is the work I do, I know the chief of police ... so, don't try and get creepy; I know all my rights.’ And five minutes later, he was like, ‘Actually, I'm really not OK with how you just assume I'm a bad guy. And I get very bad vibes from that, so we shouldn't hang out anymore.’”
“I was in a rage. He was a total fuckboy about consent,” she said.
No.511134
its ok for sjws to appropriate black slang because they're defending the poor downtrodden people and repurposing it to be a slur against the enemy (white men) uwu
No.511135
*wwalks into thread*
hey guys i found this dogshit on the ground as i wwas wwalkin
>[no reaction]
wwoww guys it smells really bad dont you wwanna smell too
>[continued silence]
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>making free money from buying steam games
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>>511138
money isn't free, grant!
No.511140
who are your favourite asmr creators hsg
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>>511140
why, my beanus weanus of course :)
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>511140
that shit never worked for me
except
this video for some reason
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>>511143
pleb choice but also the right answer
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>>511147
you know there's tons of nail tapping videos right?
No.511151
>sewing on pockets
>first pocket has nice, even stitching
>second pocket is fucking terrible and I don't know what I'm doing differently
yarn is my serendipitous kismesis
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>>511151
you're gayass greentext blogging would be much more tolerable and even funny if you formatted them as caveman shitposting instead
No.511153
*looks at you smugly*
*rips some grass from the ground and throws it*
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>>511150
none of them work but that one
probably because it doesn't have some dumb bitch whispering over it
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I hope everything turns out okay for zamii to be honest lads
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>>511152
um : ) it's "yore" : ) sweatie : )
also I don't actually know how caveman shitposting works. like I've seen people doing it but it's never interested me enough to pay attention to the craft of the post, you feel
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>>511151
>>511158
can you knit me a wool coat or shirt or something Salty-senpai?
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>>511159
uhh I've made one sweater and it's really ugly and nonfunctional
if people decide to do gristmas again maybe I'll sign up and make, like, a hat or a scarf or a pair of gloves for somebody
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>>511163
pliz
i need a nice wool scarf
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>>511157
googled them
undertale shitlicker, steven universe cunt, pastel aesthetic, t-shirt hawking waste of space
death to zamii, i say
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>>511157
>>511160
>>511165
or, or OR
you could just not give a fuck.
that usually works pretty well.
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>>511165
suck my cock dude
No.511168
a swarm of fully grown isopods
No.511169
enough about zamii... what about spongelord...
No.511170
where the fuck did i put the folder with all the graveyard's stuff inside?
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>>511166
i didn't give a fuck until someone decided to air out more tumblr drama here
but now that i'm informed, i approve of her being dealt with
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*warp prism appears behind your mineral line
*dark templars start killing your workers*
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>>511164
scarves are super easy and I have fisherman's wool lying around... but I'd kinda want money for it, how interested are you
No.511176
repeating "i am an epic lad and girls like me" into a mirror before social events is actually kind of helpful
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>>511176
How pathetic do you have to be
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>>511177
he's not pathetic...he's...epic....
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>>511176
... i dont think i'll try that
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>>511180
fine, stay a loser
meanwhile my confidence soars to epic heights!
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No.511184
me autistic
anon ask me make thon scarf
me ask anon pay me
me make it weird
me feel dumb
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No.511186
you're right hsg! i am epic!
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ate too much the burg...
need rest...
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>>511182
You mean pathetic heights
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>>511188
>pathetic
>path etic
>p etic
>t epic
>epic
yeah, you're right!!!!
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>>511184
I can see the improvement
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>>511189
>epic
>epi
>eri
Hopefully you'll get the end you deserve just like our prince
No.511193
stick it in my stupid stick-eating snatch
No.511194
... Feeling of being memed on.
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>>511193
you no right take heavy stick
No.511196
an oracle zooms in behind your mineral line and starts zapping your workers
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stay mouthpiccy my friends...
No.511199
Little did you realize I was cucking you the entire time.
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>>511175
>>511184
moderately interested. if you set up something on ebay or etsy i might actually buy it, depending on how much you're going to charge for it. no address for you though. you send to post office, or bring dishonor on famiry.
oh and i wasn't not responding, i had to go do a thing
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>>511200
shut the fuck up phantos
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>>511202
occasionally, occasionally you can find good stuff that the maker/distributor won't mega-jew you for.
No.511207
I have been buyin JO stones and small nintendo gifts from etsy for years. I have some basic LED light up gloves... really anything a raver or a raving lunatic like me enjoys. The prices never seemed so bad but I may be too spoiled.
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i have made a terrible miss steak
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>>511208
you j/o with bros who have them and it charges them with magic energy
No.511211
JO Stones are literally the source of my powers. Try one out some time.
Or don't, more energy for me.
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>>511201
okay, good 2 know
of course, the artisan's dilemma is that price-wise I can't compete with modern factory production, and no-one not immodestly rich can afford to pay anything like how much materials plus a reasonable amount for labor costs
and if I'm not getting material cost and a reasonable wage out of the crafting, I'm at best hemorrhaging money slightly slower than I otherwise would
so in the end maybe I won't do this, sorry. I liked the idea of sending someone on HSG a scarf, but practicality ruins all fun ideas
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>>511211
is that like an orgone receiver
throw me a link
No.511214
nothin' wrong with a coupla broskis hangin in the basement and helping each other get their crystals charged
it'd be wrong not to
No.511215
my j/o crystal is a khaydarin amulet rofl
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>>511215
sounds like some nerd shit, son. get that out of here. JO crystals are for real men only
No.511217
*accidentally overcharges my JO crystal*
what have i dooooneeeeee
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>>511212
bruh, would you just send me the fisherman's wool and i'll do something with it myself?
No.511221
Has anyone ever done Lagrange Multipliers when it comes to calculus and solving for Local mins and Maxes?
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>>511220
go to an AC Moores or something, it's Lion brand and not hard to find
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where is the eromanga about a universe where everyone has magical powers based on jacking off and storing the resulting energy into crystals?
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>>511223
wait, did i successfully force a meme?
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>>511226
as a matter of fact you did not
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>>511228
that feel when someone repeats a meme you've been forcing... feels pretty good, doesn't it?
nothing warmed my heart quite like that time some anon began requesting Tavros crossdressing before I even got around to it
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>>511226
>>511227
>>511230
don't care, using the image for reactions.
No.511233
jerking off with a condom is no fun, but good practice
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i have put on a condom one whole time that i took from my mom's room but it was too small and really uncomfortable
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>>511233
I know that's a thing people say to do, but like... why, Idgi
is it to make it easier to cum with one on or something? I'm just grateful that the condom makes it easier to hold back
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>>511236
yeah
if your cursed with boundless sexual stamina it's hard to fuck with a condom on without getting incredibly bored halfway through
No.511238
the entire 5+ year history of HSG has actually been the building up to the best THE ARISTOCRATS ever told
No.511239
>>511237
Condoms suck, if you have a gf get her on BC and pull out.
If youre having a one night stand, USE A CONDOM
No.511240
the birth of hsg starts a chain of events that leads to the apocalypse
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>>511239
>pressuring a girl into taking BC
>pulling out
weak
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>>511239
>having a gf or a one-night stand
literally get the fuck out
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>>511239
>fucking any girl who isn't on BC
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No.511246
Nooooo! Your dick milk is invading my womb!
No.511247
why aren't we exploring the universe yet
isn't the farthest thing we've done is sent a drone to mars
No.511248
>>511247
we have an object either leaving the Solar System or scheduled to do so soon
No.511249
i had an idea for an epic eri post but i forgot
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*wwanks off wwith a johnny*
hey
its me
eri
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>>511251
ur dumber and gayer
No.511253
>dad is moving out around February
>thats cool cause we have dogs and hes also allergic
>asks if i want to come live with him
>oh_boy.jpg
>he says just me, not my sister
>either continue living here or abandon my sister
g*d f*cking d*mmit
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>>511253
stick with your sister
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>>511253
does he have chocolate milk
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>>511253
who do you love most
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>>511252
*wwhips out wwang*
*wweaponizes spunk*
*wwanks out a wwad*
*evviscerates anon*
wweww
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>There are people in this thread who thinks Digimon > Pokemon
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*flagposts*
>>511261
im here
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check out these mouthpics
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>>511254
thats what im going to do
but im still upset and therefor going to blog about it
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>>511257
get
off
vent
or
i'll
have
you
bent
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>>511262
You're a flaggot so your opinion is invalid by default
>>511265
I used it once and it keeps getting saved when I close and open my browser, why would I willingly want to be associated with DBZ
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>>511269
Nah fam, I'm good
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I have... so many opinions about how dating profiles should be written
the really awful dating profiles are all written by people who were encouraged to write in high school English classes, you can tell. like they had a firmer grasp of spelling than the other children so everyone kept telling them they were good at writing but they never actually got good at it, and now they write these incredibly pretentious profiles bitching about how dumb dating websites are. like, yeah kid, we know, we're all using the same site, buckle down and use the tool as best you can
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>>511271
who will come with me to slay the vitard
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>>511238
this is actually a pretty epic post
No.511282
check out my epig new "waifu"!
No.511283
hsg are you telling me i shouldn't fuck trashy women without a condom
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>>511281
reminder: hilda's evil and, while a better waifu than zelda, is in the bottom 5 waifus of the game
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>>511283
You shouldn't fuck trashy women period
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>>511285
but if people didnt fuck trashy women you would never have been born
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hey hsg my neighbor came over for a bit and we made out
maybe next time i'll harvest mouthpics
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>>511290
SHOW HER YOUR DICK
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>>511292
NO
i'm hiding my dick from this unepic world...
No.511294
Sponge literally taking girls back to his apartment just for mouthpics
Sponge getting all the girls yet still dying a virgin
No.511295
>you'll never be confident enough to have casual makeouts
n-no
no one told me life was gonna be this way
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>>511294
a new brand of autism emerges
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>>511294
by choice though! dude, i... i dunno man... i don't wanna scramble any eggs... i don't wanna get my crack spackled, let alone do it to anybody else... maybe it'll be epicer this way...
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>>511295
just try being epicer
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>>511298
but my job's a joke
i'm broke
my love life's DOA
👏👏👏👏
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sponge's little pink micropenis
No.511302
lets boost sponge confidence on his epic peepee
No.511304
don't boost anything... just ask dr. shekelstein to hit me with that snip...
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>>511304
rabbi shekelstein*
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>>511300
same here friend
i'll tell you what i do to cope..
weed....
No.511307
Spongelord's severe phimosis
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>>511303
You got me, I wish I didn't live in a country that beats the US in every single quality of life-index you can name
No.511310
>phone: sony
>consoles: ps4, ps3, pstv, ps vita
hsg help, i became a vitard and didn't realize until now
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>>511310
you're beyond help
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>>511310
>pstv
even you aren't that dumb
No.511314
is the jesseposter here to stay?
i kinda like it
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>>511318
there was a boy who looked like that when i went to inventor camp as a kid
i literally thought he was a werewolf and we were all just being cool about it
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>>511320
yes times infinity
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>>511325
actually not really
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>>511324
did that cat crash into the earth from space
No.511330
would you go to an hsg meetup?
is it an hsg, or a hsg?
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>>511330
"an aych-ess-gee"
and no
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>>511330
yes
with a bomb jacket
No.511334
maybe, and unless you're pronouncing it HHHsguh I think it's probably "an HSG"
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>>511330
the answer is ur a faget
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>>511333
bomber jackets are chic, anon!
>>511337
anon, probably
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fire into the grant-shaped mass
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>>511330
>>511331
>>511334
>>511336
>>511338
would any of you join me in making a whaler assassin clan at the hsg meet instead of doing an actual hsg meet?
we could hunt down all the name/tripfags and steal their bone charms
No.511344
where would we hold an HSG meetup
like, not "where" in the geographical sense, if we start considering geography the fantasy falls apart, we're just too widely scattered for that to be realistic
but like, would we rent some sort of meeting space or would we just congregate in a park somewhere
I'd be more likely to go if we were somewhere sealed off from random bystanders, honestly, it's easier to be chill about the occasional wildly offensive comment when there's no-one around to hear it and take it seriously
No.511346
I would drunkly hit on hsg
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>>511344
an abandoned warehouse in the shitty part of town.
the /k/ crossies would provide security
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>>511345
i don't see much difference between that post and
>>511340
sir, i would like to ask you to please calm down.
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>>511345
i'd rather pierce your brain with your nosebone
No.511352
>digging around in ass hairs as usual
>a lot of dry shit sticking all of the hairs together
>can't find scissors to cut them off
fuck
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>>511343
not sure what you mean by "bone charm," but as long as this scenario involves some kind of bone pendant and not brutally removing one of my bones I'm down
>>511349
both good options
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>>511345
>>511345
you would be the second target in our bone charm stealing and name/tripfag assassinating campaign
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>>511352
just say a prayer to the NEET god and yank
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>>511352
how are you still single anon
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>>511359
>disgusting
i bet you do the same thing
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>>511353
>not sure what you mean by bone charms
have you never played dishonored
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>>511363
you say that incredulously, as if passing on dishonored was some transgression
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>>511363
nope, I've never had the money to get into gaming
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>>511364
i've never once replied to VFan
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ive been playing undertale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and now i want spaghetti
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i need to get some spiky shoulder pads/pauldrons for when the world ends sometime in the next five years
No.511382
what 3ds theme should i get
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>>511376
here you go
*presents my incredibly long but also extremely thin dick*
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>>511367
whatever, just know they're great and worth stealing
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i hate it here i want to die
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>>511382
the epic pikmin one
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>>511377
but why would you want to disable vfan???
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>>511382
majora's mask if you're into that
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>>511382
make a custom one like i did
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>>511389
yeah she's already disabled so you don't have to
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>>511393
what did you make
No.511396
nenenene-naaa,
nenene-naaaaaaaa,
No.511398
*sticks it in boiling water for 15 minutes*
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*
makes
post
really
long
way
way
long
er
th
an
i
t
needs
to
b
e
*
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you know those vines that guys make and its just them humping the floor
why they do that
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>>511400
im the guy in the green
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>>511408
Oh
It's just to show off. They're hot, fit guys, it's like birds doing dumb mating dance shit except for humans
No.511414
fallout 4 is going to be an enjoyable game
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>>511410
that oughta get rid of the smegma
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>>511414
where the fuck did this flag come from
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>>511396
whats this
some kind of tainted cum monster maybe
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>>511418
buy the fucking game and maybe you'll find out
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see that shitpost?
you can make it
No.511425
>>511420
looks like some sort of mud fish!
No.511426
speaking of /tv/
who is the selema gomez person and why is she dying
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>>511422
no fucking thanks
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>>511424
im gonna make it after all
No.511433
pre-order fallout 4 today and nepeta will become real ᵖʳᵒᵇᵃᵇᶫʸ
No.511434
>>511432
have you preordered yet, toddnonymous?
No.511436
*preorders fallout 4*
*gamestop employee asks if i want the last of the limited print special collectors editions for only $99.99*
"no thanks!"
No.511442
i actually had breakfast for dinner :o
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>>511442
my dick is breakfast?
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>>511436
you forgot to buy the season pass
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>>511436
you stupid
YOU STUPID BITCH
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grant's opera singing penis
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imagine if you will
a parallel intersection
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>>511447
>entire post is an insult in caps
hmm... i wonder....
No.511454
[in the dulcet tones of a r&b singer collaborating with a rapper to drop the hottest club tune of 2015] raise your hands in the air if your Wifi's down and you're posting on your phone on 4G
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the new gravity falls ep was really good
bill is probably my favorite cartoon villain ever
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i want bill cipher to impregnate me with his demon cum
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me consider anon comment
me think caveman posting good exercise
encourage brevity, foster concision
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>>511466
>encourage brevity, foster concision
unga...
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>>511467
anon found joke
me laugh with anon
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>>511468
*bashes your head with a club*
*claims the new title of alpha caveman*
unga bunga parunga!
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>you'll never make love to a sort of grimy but still cute cavegrill
Feel unga...
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me plan ensure survive by amuse other cavemen
me fail
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me thinks the words unga bunga parunga are overused
me and we should make new words
No.511477
me propose new cave word
scrungus
No.511478
every time you thread post happen
cudgel bonk joe
i love joe
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>>511478
you homo
kill homo
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>>511476
me have tool do that
me require only detailed description caveman phonology, phonotactics
me generate many new word
no...
many many new word
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me thinks us should mutiny
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>>511480
No
That not come until unganized religion
No.511487
me introduce the concept of homosex
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>>511487
me think good
but suggest revision
make heroic
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me invent idea of creator in cloud
me build church in creator honor so cavemen can worship creator
No.511492
me poop on cloud building
No.511493
Creb and Broud disapprove of cavemanposting.
Help stop cavemanposting today.
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>>511491
make sun mad
make dirt mad
me no unga like
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>>511491
No no no
Must unga goat in desert and eat square bread first
And also unga the lovestick skin
No.511496
me ponder autismally
caveman easy write, hard describe
English spelling make caveman vowel letter choice complicated
"u" "a" alternation require thought
what many vowel caveman have? "me," "unga," "parunga" only two many vowel
propose new vowel "oo"
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>>511495
me think ungaberg hoard shiny rock
too many rock for small clan
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>>511496
Saltlick you're literally too verbose to cavepost just stop trying
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>>511497
Oy gevunga
That anti parunga
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>>511498
me try best, me no succeed
me get what want, me no get what need
me feel tired, me no sleep
stuck revunga
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>>511496
or
OR
could read best caveman book in world
maybe only caveman book in world
take caveman phonetics from there
even though they talk with mostly sign language
you shits
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>>511501
me no know book you unga
No.511503
me experience sexual attraction in other caveman
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>>511502
clan of cave bears he parunga
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>>511502
is barunga'd Clan of the Cave Bear
made to moving sound picture too
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>>511503
Yes...
Good unga...
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>>511503
*ungas your bunga*
No.511508
"a," "ee," "oo" vowel common many clans
unga "u" arguable just "a" front same-unga consonant
vote three many vowel, put rock in pile
>>511504
>>511505
me try illegal book, report back
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>>511505
move picture not good as book though
why always like that?
No.511510
mouthpic schlunga boobybunga
me shekal for spunga on funga
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>>511511
shitty repeating numbers
eat you now
No.511513
Unga hunters! Get out of berry picker picture wall!!!!
Rrrrrrrruuuuunga!
No.511514
propose native unga caveman lexicon contain only lip-unga, back tongue-unga stop
English loanword unga caveman lexicon phonologically richer
native unga contain front tongue-unga hiss, liquid? many use word parunga contain front tongue-unga liquid, front tongue-unga hiss rarer
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No.511516
anon, you really should have anticipated that telling me to use a language game in my posts was going to result in more autism and not less
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>>511514
this worse than big-word unga attempt
like future talk saltlick better
looked in soc thread, saltlick look shit
want ungapunch thon
No.511518
Me femunga
Me hate popular body image
Not all femunga weigh like big nice rock or have leg like tree!
Some femunga thin and tall...
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>>511517
unga my parunganing bunga
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No.511522
can the caveposting stop?
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actually, I think I was mistaken to attest the vowel /i/ in the native lexicon of cavespeech. "me" is extremely high-frequency but also clearly a loanword. part of the reason cavespeech "sounds funny" is that it has only one vowel in the native lexicon, schwa. Which is. fairly realistic, if speech-first theories of language development are to be believed- early hominids wouldn't have been able to produce more than one vowel, really, their larynges being too high up in the throat.
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>>511529
me no give a bunga
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No.511532
which homestuck would be a goof
No.511533
Wesley did you get bullied in school because of your dick sucking lips
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>>511532
jeezy creezy, those are some eyebrows. motherfucker needs more layers of whatever adhesive he's using there
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how do we feminize wesley
No.511547
its not gay if you are wearing a dress wes
No.511548
how do we italicize verbs
No.511549
tbh i want to get a dress
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>>511548
by doing what you just did
No.511551
4chan's down apparently anyone have the new gravity falls
No.511552
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>20 foot
O:<
i wanna be the guy on the cage slappin it's fin!!!
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>>511548
italicize is an adjective
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No.511559
i fucked up
hes not messaging me
No.511560
i cant believe obama made bacon illegal...
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>>511560
Reddit, get your narwhal horns! We're going to war!
No.511563
save early save often kiddoes. don't be like me. don't lose a promising doodle because your dumb ass didn't save
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>>511560
I wonder who could be behind this new law...
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>>511560
those poor vaginas
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>>511562
something about this nepeta face is creepy
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my poop didnt come out green
im disappointed
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>>511569
you need to actually digest the burger first
try checking your next few poops
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what the fuck why hasn't she spat on me yet
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more shit no-one asked for
No.511581
>two eggo waffles with 2 tablespoons of syrup is less than 300 calories
IT'S TIME
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No.511584
holy shit it's midnight
I gotta go to bed so I can be well-rested for a long day of doing jack shit tomorrow
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>>511584
i gonna stay up to maximize my sufferin
No.511587
i wonder how much time saltlick is going to spend in my special little Saltlick Cummy Cube
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No.511589
saltlick! get back in your cube!
No.511590
i want a fatty to pipe down all over my face
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>>511591
goodnight squirtboy
No.511594
HEH.............WeeD............................
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>>511582
thanks, I think
>>511589
o-okay
No.511596
saltlick what is your snapchat
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>>511596
it is already about as easy for HSG to osmose into my everyday life as I'm comfortable with, thanks
No.511599
and so the skypenigs begin their circling... they smell fresh meat.....
No.511600
>>511598
>>511597
see, that first one didn't show up for me for like five minutes, so I assumed that it wasn't gonna, and they say about assuming that ass u me
No.511601
>>511599
saltlick doesnt meet our requisites
No.511602
saltlick what the fuck add me on fucking snapchat
i'll give you mine first if you want
No.511603
>>511599
no
its worse
snapchatnigs......
No.511604
saltlick don't add that anon on snapchat
No.511605
>>511602
I assume this is Spongelord? You can always just crop my selfies down and pretend they're mouthpics, you know
>>511599
who even comprises this mysterious cabal
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No.511607
saltlick the creamy bovine boy that i want to kill with my cock
No.511608
*saltlick voice*
spongelord, i presume...
*crochets a stupid hole for me to fuck instead of talking to my lord*
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>>511608
what this post even means sponge
No.511610
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
this is a good song, but I'm mad because it starts off sounding like it's gonna be that good faggy sadness and then at the end it seems more like regular old straight boy sadness
No.511611
>>511609
it means he better submit to me soon lest he spend the remainder of his days at my future Shit Ranch
No.511612
*start a shitposting gang to fight sponges gang*
No.511613
building mouthpic equipment out of the remains of lapisanon
No.511614
saltlick kicking that antique stool away from his feet and screaming as the noose made of foreskin tightens around his "neck"!
No.511616
>>511614
*cuts the rop w/ baby karaty chops*
No.511617
how long does this usually last? like when Spongelord gets obsessive
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No.511619
you wanna talk about drag, cunt? it doesn't matter! we'll know who the superior Lad In Lipstick is.
No.511621
>>511617
well his name is spongelord so there's a hint right there
>>511619
haha christ
No.511622
>>511619
has your face gotten fatter
No.511623
sponge it is time for beddy-bye
No.511624
it's time to make my rounds. all the way around you
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>>511619
Spongelord, can you do this somewhere else? Like send me a bunch of anons on my blog or something? My squishy tranmy feelings would prefer if shitstorms surrounding me were a little less public-feeling.
No.511626
>>511619
[rev's boner intensifies]
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>>511622
it's kind of a bad angle. but also kind of a good one, maybe.
>>511623
no...
>>511625
yeah give me a phone number and i'll hook you right the heck fuck up
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design your own verbose ubiquitous spaghettif
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>>511634
no-o!!! i'm watching the x-files...
No.511637
Vfan vs Grant
Vfan vs Cletus
Vfan vs Nick's ass
Vfan vs Wesley
Vfan vs Æ
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>>511637
we should have a strawpoll tournament to see who hsg hates the most.
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>>511639
>vfan wins by a landslide
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i want to eat a mulatto girl's ass
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No.511646
man now I feel so self-conscious, can't relax enough to let the logorrhea flow
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>>511646
oh dude did i actually hurt your feelings
that's not cool ):
i'm sorry saltlick
No.511649
I love you guys, goodnight though. I miss my BF.
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>>511642
>>511644
>grant samefagging with his ritz cracker flag off
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>>511654
charge your phone
NOW
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>>511648
I can translate your oddball endearments into terms that make sense to me, but uh, please don't talk about violence against my person or shit-talk my appearance unless you want me fully on the defensive. I really can't tell when you're joking, I don't understand your way of expressing yourself well enough to make that call.
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>>511654
>>511655
>grant getting off of hsg between posts just to ensure that screencap
No.511663
who else is part of the Tijuana pussy posse?
No.511664
>>511662
the only reason to ever buy a WiiU
No.511665
eghfgmiidvv veirngfrngnganquwefnmvhbp
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>>511668
even in Nepeta's dreams Karkat is unattainably gay
No.511670
would you rather fuck lola or claire
No.511672
>>511669
much like your posting
No.511673
>>511671
much like your posting
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>>511672
that joke is getting old
No.511675
saltlick could be writing the next harry potter right now but instead they're subjecting themselves to the epic derisions of sponge
very epic
No.511676
>>511674
much like your posting
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>>511672
listen, I'm the crazy tranny SJW here. how this is supposed to work is, you post something rightwing, I fly into a frothing rage, and you and your friends get to make fun of me for being shrill and softheaded. this thing where you snipe pettily at a random sample of my shitposts isn't very good for the image as the beleaguered Only Sane Conservative you've got going.
but don't worry. for a small hourly fee, my firm and I can revitalize your HSG brans and consult on your posts before you hit submit to make sure your marketing narrative is maximally cohesive and fresh.
No.511679
durty fRaANG CXXXXXX^%%%%%%^^^^^^^^^^DDDDDDDD^^^^^^DDddddddDd
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>>511678
>>511678
i've got something shrill for you
it's the crying of my horrible Living Cock From Kike Hell
No.511682
roxykitten poster do you have any actual hobbies or thoughts
No.511683
>>511682
there's gotta be something besides arguing with vfan, roleplaying as a lady who fucks little boys in the ass, and roleplaying as a baby
right
No.511684
i'm the sjw substitute if saltlick isnt here
>>511682
roxykitten poster tell me how do you feel about me
No.511685
roxykitten poster loves sponge the most
No.511686
>>511685
n-no!
that cant be!
No.511687
>>511678
i envy your smart word powers
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>>511690
>>511687
I hate shitposting from my phone, this is what the antecedent
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>>511682
no, i work a monotonous job with long-ass hours
i don't have time for any of that shit
still, it's better than nothing
>>511684
you're using that flag to take the piss out of wes, right
tell me why he feels the need to respond to every damarapost i make
>>511685
fan or lord
No.511694
> i work a monotonous job with long-ass hours
>roxyanon is a normie
the most shocking twist
No.511695
>>511693
the lord! your lord!
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>>511694
hey, i'm just clawing my way back up to normie-dom
i never thought i'd find work here
don't give up hope, if there's hope for me, there's hope for you too
>>511695
i don't really give a shit about whatever internet dickfight he's in
i just come here to shitpost
No.511698
>>511693
what kinda job
i wanna clear image of this hardworking employee who secretly roleplays a kitten baby on the internet in his spare time
No.511699
>>511697
i'm honestly glad for you roxy kitten poster
even tho i will ask you to fuck off next time you post a roxy kitty
No.511700
the tip of my dick nudging her tonsils
No.511701
>>511699
thanks and nice dubs
No.511702
should i even bother watching the latest season of the walking dead
i barely even like this show
No.511703
>>511700
this but with my camera instead of your little kitty cock
No.511704
>>511702
is b's dad still in it
No.511705
>>511702
there's a cool scene where the black guy is beating a bunch of people with a bo
but other than that no, it's a bad show
No.511707
cannot STAND when dudes on Grindr just cut off a conversation with silence when I say something they don't wanna hear. fucking tell me you're not interested or that doesn't work for you or you have to go! conversations have rules! you have to signal when they're ending!
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>>511698
it's in horticulture
i'm gonna save up money and move up north so i can find a real job
i've thought up some good damaraposts while squeezing the vine tips too
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>>511709
i looked it up he dies in the comics
i don't know if they changed that for the series or not
No.511712
>>511707
maybe they haven't replied because they're not done reading the wall of text you probably sent them
No.511714
>>511707
i cant even imagine the god awful mess that is you trying to seduce someone
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>>511714
when my hair was short I was pretty good at it. the long hair gives them tranny vibes now and they're less interested.
No.511716
seducing people can be epicly easy
saltlick strikes me as the type to overthink it
No.511717
hit me with that tranny vibe
No.511718
grindr looks incredibly shitty and an easy way for someone to find out youre gay and looking for some dick
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>>511718
thats the point of the app anon
also you don't need it cause all people have to do is to look at your face
No.511720
thinking about the way I come off online is so weird
if I met any of you in person I'd give you kind of a shock
No.511721
saltlick please dont say you use your drag queen photos as your dating profile things
like i don't even understand why people do drag queen stuff but if you want to sure
No.511722
>>511721
case in point, I apparently seem like someone who'd do this
if I was trying to date as a tranny I'd use pics of me in everyday makeup, not drag. but I'm not, so I take the butchest selfies I can and hope for the best
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>>511720
I understand like is it not really shocking that people act differently on the internet
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>>511720
im already shocked you can be this conceited you cunt
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>>511724
why is that shocking? you new here or something
No.511726
HSG how do i explain to people "oh yeah i just want to see your ugly faces less and not stop talking completely thats why i left the group"
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>>511716
知っている。
ちょうどそれらあなたの胸示し、又は口にそれらにキス。そして、しっかりと彼らの手首を握っ、プライベートな場所にそれらを離れて導す。
次に、セックス。
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>>511727
you have to show your dick first
grab it, perferably
No.511729
Joey kissing lamar odum on the forehead while she unplugs his life support
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>>511728
それは、いくつかの場合に役立ちます。
No.511732
>>511730
no
roxykitten is not sexual
keep the lewd and the catbaby separate
No.511733
>>511732
you want the kittencock admit it
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No.511735
there's not enough damara porn in the world who's with me
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No.511737
the catbaby with the horse penis
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>>511737
*Gets into mama's closet*
*Finds the box of special toys and pushes them around the floor making animal noises*
No.511739
the thread-murdering catbaby with a horse penis
No.511740
turns out all you need to know to know how to cook is "how hot do I need to get this" and "what spices taste best with this"
No.511741
i cant sleep but for the past 24 hours ive only slept 5 hours
i cant remember what i did earlier today so i mightve slept then
why cant i remember anything
No.511742
>>511741
sleep deprivation interferes with memory formation, so it could just be that. if you know you have a history of dissociation, or if you've recently- or, well, ever- experienced something traumatic, you may be losing time because your brain just sort of checked out for a few hours.
No.511743
>>511739
*Drops the dildo and tries to attack the thread*
No.511744
im watching youtube videos of moms fighting
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>>511744
like Mommy Fight Club? leave the kids with Dad and go beat the shit out of your fellow PTA members? sign me the fuck up for that
No.511747
>>511745
what is your relationship with your father like
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>>511743
That's string not a thread
Momcat you've failed to raise your daughter properly and now she's a retard
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>>511747
can I just shitpost without all the psychoanalysis? thanks
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>>511749
I don't know
Can you
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>>511740
garlic + onions = tasty
No.511757
i remember this memelord
why would you come back if you'd managed to get free of this place
No.511758
>>511757
I was feeling nostalgic. Recalling 2011 when HSG was less of a cess pool of shitposting
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>>511751
Stay out of /sug/ pal
No.511760
>>511759
him too? fucks sake
No.511761
>>511759
I've been posting there anonymously for a while so jokes on you? Also I've clearly been in bit's stream.
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>>511761
say something racist
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>>511762
still unpainted. Hair grew back though that's nice.
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>>511763
I can't I've been lost to the SJW intefada
No.511766
the only thing i know about batlord is that he has an ass full of acne
No.511767
that's actually dissipated now! I posted that ass like 2 years ago.
No.511768
>>511766
yeah that was one nasty ass
No.511769
how do you even get ass acne
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>>511756
why would you eat onions with or without garlic. oh yeah let me saute this rubber glove with some garlic, that will definitely be foodlike and not awful at all
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>>511771
why do you gotta hate on onions? They add a robust flavor to many foods.
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>>511772
I'm not hating on onions. onions have their place. in the ground, with all the other non-food plants
No.511774
batlord did you get made fun of for your sweaty ass
did you leave your mark on every seat with your butt sweat
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>>511773
You're seriously missing out, onions are great.
>>511774
not really? I used to sweat up a storm but nowadays I've compensated with better ass ventilation
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>>511773
>hating what you dont understand
its only natural a scrub who doesnt know how to cook would blame the ingredients
No.511777
evidence that onions aren't food:
>taste awful
>smell distinctly inedible
>unpleasant in mouthfeel
>contain an eye irritant released into the air upon being cut
these are all characteristics onions share with, say, a block of aromatic wood such as cedar. indeed, it requires much more careless cutting of the cedar block to irritate the eye!
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>>511777
three of those points apply to just about anything if you cook them wrong
what i'm saying is you're a bad cook
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>>511777
good triple, bad opinion
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>>511778
don't onions not squirt tearjuice into the air if you cut them a certain way, or do you just use a sharp knife i forget
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>>511780
you just have to stick your tongue out when you're cutting them
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>>511777
evidence that onions are the hero you deserve:
>taste great sautéd with meat and vegetables
>tastes great breaded and fried
>tastes even better when combined with garlic
to get around the tear-jerking smell you don't cut off the root of the onion when you're cuttting it or you chew metal while cutting both are weird but somehow work. I'm really baffled that anyone would hate onion this much. The only big downside to onions is that cats can be killed by onions (the fragrant part of the onion can cause anemia in cats)
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>>511778
1) I have never cooked onions because they aren't food
2) many people have attempted to convince me that onions are foodlike if they are prepared just so
2a) I am not close-minded, and dutifully I have participated in their dubious experiments
2b) not only have they all failed, but they have all failed uniquely; thus
3) there appear to be an inexhaustible number of ways in which onions are not food
4) things that are actually food at some point in some form escape the criterion of nonfood, and yet despite my patient ingestion of countless onion preparations over my 22 years of life not one has gotten less than three strikes on the three charges referred to
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>>511784
are you allergic to onions?
No.511787
in all seriousness I am aware that onions are digestible and nutritious in the broad sense of "containing nutrients-" I don't know which ones- but also I despise them. when you tell people you "don't like" onions they try to convince you to change your mind. after many rounds of this trial, I discovered that if you tell people with a straight face that onions aren't food, they believe you are harmlessly insane and avoid the topic thereafter. also I have very few extreme opinions-qua-opinions and enjoy playing up the few I have, I apologize for any distress my amusement may have caused
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>>511786
blessedly, no, they are nigh-unavoidable and I would probably be dead given how unseriously people take requests like "no onions"
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>>511788
working in a restaruant, when people ask for no onion on their meal it's kinda suprising how much onion gets added. It's in like 3/4 of the food we make!
No.511790
>i don't like onions
okay.
>onions aren't food
no
do we have to bring out the facts and opinions game?
No.511791
>>511790
there is a fabled third category of statement. some call it "joke," some "hyperbole," but none live who can recall its significance
No.511793
>>511791
your jokes come off as told by a robot. which is to say, it is really hard to tell.
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>>511792
I mean, yeah, but you did get all huffy about it. Was that a joke, too? It went over my head, I'm afraid.
>>511793
I rely a lot of intonation and body language when I tell jokes IRL. it's hard to convert my sense of humor to text. I tend to like long setups with a sort of slow dawning effect anyway, maybe in imitation of how banter works? banter's very contextual
No.511795
>>511794
i never joke about onions.
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>>511795
see, that's good. I like this, and it's very much like something I'd say. except, uh. briefer lmao
No.511797
yooo
i have 8 dollars
i thought i only had 2
im going to feast like a king
No.511798
maybe I should start posting my shitposts with vocaroo links so you can at least hear my delivery. not that anyone would click them,
No.511799
>>511796
it's five words, how am i supposed to make it shorter
"me no onion joke"
"joke? onions? noooooooo"
"onion joke!!!!!!"
"onion?!?!?!?!?!?"
No.511800
>>511775
We should probably get another picture for evidence.
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>>511799
nonono, it's briefer than I would say! I repeat myself and overexplain things, your one-liner is very punchy in contrast to how I would have delivered it
No.511802
imagine how many people saltlick bores senseless IRL while he dreams about how funny everyone thinks he is
No.511803
>>511802
is it better to do that than to say nothing and think of witty things to say on the staircase outside after?
No.511804
>>511803
it's better to learn to be concise tbh
No.511805
>>511802
that's very rude, anon. you've taken advantage of the information asymmetry between us- anything I say about myself you can contradict to try to coax me into defending myself, to no avail, because in this context my self-evaluations are unverifiable. meanwhile, I know nothing about you or your self-image, except that you think I'm boring.
Well, fine. I can play the hand I'm dealt. You find me more interesting than you claim, or you wouldn't be engaging me like this. How the turntables!
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No.511807
Saltlick you talk a lot for a channer.
No.511808
No.511809
Self image and self worth? Hmm. I like cleaning up stuff, how about you, HSG?
No.511810
>>511805
Not that anon, but the information deficit wouldn't exist if you didn't both namefag and constantly give out information about yourself.
No.511811
Namefagging is a lot of fun, but tripcoding is hard.
No.511812
>>511810
when I take the name off I slowly morph into sjw-kun
my bad about the oversharing though
No.511813
I'll namefag with anyone, if they think it's important.
But to stop? I'd have to have a new PC and not care for quite some time. This time took a few hours. 8ch needs... uhggh no it doesn't.
No.511814
No.511815
Flagfagging is like the best part.
No.511816
weebs are revolting but at least theyre happy
No.511817
>>511816
are they, anon? Are they really?
No.511818
bronies on the other hand...
No.511819
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
i need to stop watching these videos, but theyre so bad
the kid at the beginning isnt even that bad looking.
No.511820
Are bronies happy as a subculture? Subfandom? Way of life? Custom etsy order for two? weird............ ???
No.511821
Star Wars fans have indoctrinated like four or five generations of fans. HOW?!
No.511822
How many generations of MLP are there going to be oh my god....
No.511823
>>511821
nerds really like space, dude
No.511824
Okay I'm done blogging, I'm sweating profusely, as well.
No.511825
No.511826
>>511822
there are 4 generations.
No.511827
>>511824
>Okay I'm done blogging, I'm sweating profusely, as well.
Same
No.511828
it says i dont have class at 9 but i know this dinghole is going to change his mind the last second
me sleepy
No.511829
>tavros endlessly refreshing trollian and wishing for death dot avi
No.511831
No.511833
It will all be over soon...
No.511834
>>511833
is that spongefan
No.511835
one minute of silence for those who will not be able to see homestuck's ending
No.511836
>>511835
considering how awful it's gonna be i consider them blessed
No.511837
>>511835
theres been too many canceranons
No.511838
No.511839
>>511834
did we ever know what spongefan looks like
also did he literally never post again after that natural disaster in the Philippines? because that's legitimately awful. like I hope he just lost Internet for a while and then lost interest in HSG?
No.511840
No.511841
>>511839
i meant spongelord actually
but i hope spongey have grow up into a normie
No.511842
We almost got caught
We were this close to getting caught
I feel nauseous and paranoid all the time now
No.511843
No.511844
>>511843
I probably will very soon
No.511845
No.511846
No.511847
No.511848
RP sluts what 'text talk' means
No.511849
>>511846
>>511845
back off of cletey-chan
No.511850
No.511852
>>511851
here wes
my halloween gift to you
a perikitten
No.511854
i want to eat joeys heart to gain her strength
No.511855
No.511856
>31th is a Saturday
>probably no rain
shit
i'm torn between actually giving candies to the few kids that celebrate halloween and barricating myself in my house and eating all the chocolate
No.511857
>>511852
>you'll never be pirate queen jasper's cabin boy
sidenote: if you wanted to fug a captain, which would be the preferred relationship: cabin boy/girl or first mate?
No.511858
>>511857
for the purpose of fantasizing about being ravished by Jasper? definitely cabin girl. if this was suddenly my real life? definitely first mate. power differentials are more fun the more made up fakey fake they are
No.511859
lads
how do we make jasper real
No.511860
>>511859
its a visual comic
you can see the fucking rocks
No.511861
man, if jasper was a dude i'd so be into that
No.511862
we must save jasper from the vindictive and evil lapis lazuli
No.511863
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No.511868
yo hsg what stores should I wander into
No.511869
>>511826
fuck dude.
>>511827
lmao
>>511838
don't
>>511853
I still think Joey is the cutest little thing.
No.511870
>>511868
What do you like to buy?
No.511871
>>511868
jerk off in walmart
No.511872
>>511870
like graphing paper but now i just want to wander in one
No.511873
>>511872
get a halloween costume
No.511875
No.511876
>>511872
You mean Dungeons and Dragons?
and everyone should have a halloween costume even if you have no where to go, imo. I'd post mine but I am still last moment thinking about who to go as. I was thinking MAGIC MAN or something less of a jerk.
No.511887
>>511872
go into a store with scented candles
review the scented candles
