No.510327
>>510325
how many semesters do you have?
No.510328
As soon i get the dosh i'm hiring all the hsg boipussy as servants, stay tuned
No.510330
>>510305
that was the plot to one of Yahtzee's games
No.510334
>>510327
spring and fall semesters until i get my associates
No.510336
why is zootopia a thing
it's just animals doing human things we've had that since forever
No.510337
No.510338
>>510329
Someone drew Garnet a color aside from pitch black and they drew Rose as something other than really fat.
This of course is punishable by death.
No.510339
>>510336
there is a market for it
there is a very large group of people who will watch it specifically because it is human-looking animals doing human things
No.510340
>>510339
i bet you're part of that largegroup
No.510341
>>510338
haha it's like the caucasian update aftermath, except it actually happened
No.510342
garnet is a fucking space alien monster made out of two elementals having constant lesbian sex
she isn't black, does not identify as black, and would not be changed in any way whatsoever if her skin was a different color
this isn't static fucking shock, who cares what color she is
No.510343
No.510344
>>510338
And people say 4chan is the one full of insane people
No.510345
>>510342
*points*
RAAAAAAAACIIIIIIIIST!!!!!!!!!!!
No.510346
what is the appeal of talking about kids on tumblr
No.510347
>>510342
This bait... was made for me!
No.510348
why do you fags care so much about what tumblr thinks
No.510349
>tfw 11th place out of what has to be like 4k people give or take
No.510350
>>510338
I actually wish that the girl kills herself
Not because of her drawings, but to teach the people a lesson on what horrible thing they've done
No.510351
No.510352
>>510350
That is a pretty horrible thing to want to happen, ya knucklehead
No.510353
No.510354
>>510350
They'll just post about how she deserved it for being racist etc.
It's happened already iirc, some transman killed themselves and someone wouldn't stop shitting on them because they had male privilege.
No.510355
About the zami thing
She make a drawing of skinny Amethyst and garnet a little more 'white'
I never saw any of the drawings
So people started to dig all kind of things on her like saying shes a pedo cause one guy that shit a comission once defends pedos on twitter or something
She almost killed herself? Thats it
No.510356
>>510349
what competition?
was it who can watch the most dbz without yawning?
No.510357
>>510354
this is probably true
even now people have been going 'well it's too bad she tried to kill herself BUT' and it's like
dude
No.510358
this is all boring as shit and i dont care so stop talking about it
No.510360
and this
*rich evans laugh*
is my cocky-kun
No.510361
No.510362
>>510358
why would you come to hsg if you want anything interesting
No.510363
>>510357
anyone who goes against the sjw right think must be gotten rid of
No.510364
i hope the people that are attacking that kid get brain cancer
No.510365
>>510357
it bugs me because these are generally the same people who spend a lot of time decrying online harassment.
they lack the self-awareness to see that justifying harassment with "well this person deserves it because they're bad" is the exact same rationale of every dang dirty troll they hate so much for "online violence"
No.510366
>>510357
Just kids being kids which means being embarrassingly wrong about things
No.510367
No.510368
why aren't there mods on tumblr again
No.510370
>>510365
people doing evil trying to do good is just about our oldest story
No.510371
>>510369
this but it's a goofball
No.510373
>>510368
because that wouldnt work
No.510374
>>510368
they don't need any
No.510376
>>510336
what if humans doing animal things
No.510377
No.510379
like inside a furnace on full blast
No.510380
No.510381
roxkit roast featuring roastmaster andrew hussie
No.510382
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No.510384
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No.510388
>>510385
It's your turn to change her
No.510389
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No.510391
>>510390
for what, pray tell
No.510392
No.510393
>>510391
cant even spell, lmao..
No.510394
No.510395
No.510396
>>510394
me keep words simple so you understand
No.510397
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No.510399
Imagine if there were some site where you could talk about Tumblr...... They should call it Tumblr or something.............................................................................................
No.510400
No.510402
>>510401
Hussie needs to come out and definitively explain Nep's tail
Is it a buttplug?
Panties?
Real?
No.510403
>>510396
i'm trying to figure out what i spelled wrong..
was it this?
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pray_tell
No.510404
>>510400
all superheroes are jewish
No.510405
>>510402
Tail built by Equius
No.510406
No.510407
No.510408
>>510402
it's a long dried up poop
No.510409
>>510305
That equation has nothing to do with the 4th dimension!
No.510410
>>510407
>Actually reading Homestuck
Fuck off autist
No.510411
>>510407
Show me where it's explained
>>510405
Okay but is it a buttplug
No.510412
>>510411
why dont u read the comic first 8)
No.510413
No.510414
for real tho if you haven't read homestuck you're a dirty crossie
No.510415
>>510412
I've re-read it 3 times during these fucking atrocious pauses and I don't recall anything explaining it
>>510414
this
No.510416
>>510411
no... she's 6 solar sweeps dude
No.510417
>>510410
>>510413
LOL, this joke is new. I like it
No.510418
>>510402
a buttplug she can wiggle by contracting her anus
No.510419
No.510420
>>510415
why dont u take some elementary-level reading classes first 8)
No.510421
No.510422
>>510419
How do you make your text green like that? >Does this work?
No.510423
>readmores on hidden blogs are broken
brava, tumblr.
No.510424
>>510388
Change her into what?
No.510425
hey bby do wanna come here and read some homestuck
No.510426
No.510427
>>510423
>hidden your blog
how problematic do u even have to be
No.510428
>>510426
I don't know necromancy though
No.510429
>>510424
change her back into a regular human baby
No.510431
this movie sucks so fucking HARD
No.510432
>>510429
That's fucking horrifying
And who put lipstick on that baby
No.510433
>>510427
i don't want just anyone to know i'm desperate meme trash
>>510429
>baby roxy never had kitten parts, it was just a hallucination on hsg's part
spooky
No.510434
>>510428
it's easy just grab a pillow, press it over her head and don't stop pressing until she stops moving
No.510435
Stop advertising this shitty board you social justice cucks.
No.510436
>>510434
But I don't want to kill an innocent baby.
No.510437
No.510439
>>510435
feel free to bully anyone who advertises this shithole
No.510440
>>510435
this is not a real homestuck board, it is a shitposting board
No.510442
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>>510432
maybe she's born with it
No.510443
>>510442
That's stupid, babies aren't born with lipstick or diapers already on them
No.510444
No.510445
>>510443
but on homestuck they are
No.510446
>>510445
Well Homestuck is wrong
No.510447
halloween is this week
any cool plans?
No.510448
>>510435
wwho wwould evven
No.510449
>>510441
How far back do you think furries go
What if all those gods and myths and monsters were just yiffer stories
No.510450
>>510447
where do you think you are
No.510451
>>510447
drunk sext nick ass
No.510452
No.510453
>>510447
putting poison in children's candy because that totally is a thing that happens
No.510454
>>510453
well i will be buying and distributing extacy as candy this year because it is also a thing that happens
No.510455
>>510453
that's why you should only eat things that already have poison in them, like apples
No.510456
should i just sleep and don't do anything
i should i stay yo and dont do anything
No.510457
>>510450
not everyone is a friendless loser like you
No.510458
>>510447
yes suddenly
i need some sort of shitty costume and stat
No.510459
4 years isn't even that long
No.510460
>>510457
leave me to wallow in self pity norman
No.510461
No.510462
No.510463
No.510464
No.510465
help help a normie is hurting my fee fees
:(
No.510466
No.510467
isn't roxykitten like three years old now
No.510469
No.510470
No.510472
>>510466
no... that would be such a normie thing to do....
No.510474
>>510472
then kill yourself
No.510475
>>510468
>is just as potentially life ruining and health destroying and mentally vaporizing as a meth addiction
you would know
No.510476
No.510477
No.510478
>>510474
no because then
i would
become
the norman
No.510480
>>510478
killing yourself isn't a normie thing...
No.510481
>>510467
Yes. her growth has been stunted by our desire to treat her like a baby
No.510482
>>510480
it totally is
kurt cobain did it
all the cool teens are obsessed with suicide...
No.510483
Killing yourself its not enough
How does one erases their existence completely
No.510484
>trying to figure out functions on chinese made software
No.510485
>>510482
if suicide is normie what isn't
No.510487
>>510483
time traveling condom
No.510489
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No.510491
>>510486
>I would not know because I am neither a neet nor a meth addict.
My mistake, it's just that you look like both
And also 35
No.510492
No.510493
>>510489
stop replying
>>510491
you especially stop replying
No.510494
No.510495
No.510496
No.510497
reply do me!
1 reply = 1 prayer for you to get friends or krilled whatever comes first
No.510499
Blake "The Pig" Snickerson
Pub Dumped By My White Fat Cock
Speedy Cum Dealer From @ ATL
Shit Wrapped Around Cum
Slathered in Pub Cum
Slurp Cum, Then I Burp Cum
Stop The Cum Ocean
Stop The Gross Cum Shit Fucker
CumCheeks@HotSlutFucker
Super Baked Dad Babysitting
The Vision of A Tormented Dragon
Tired of Cumming in Nerd Pussy
Ugh, More Flavorless Pub Cum
Ya Boy With the Hefty Dick
Your Cum Sucks Dick
Your Dream is Over
Your GF Pussy Tastes Like My Cum.
Bleak Fortune
Blake The Pig Snickerson
Cum Loud And Cum Proud
Cum Master Ball Kisser
Cum Cruiser
Cum Fart Eater
Cum Inside Me Really Hard
Cum Pregnant Slut Dog: Barking Mad
Cum Squirter Nerd Herder
Cum Drooling Moaning Slut
Cum Fucks Cum Slut Creampied
Cum Lavish Balls Of Olde
Cum Shot Remix Contest
Cum Swallow Prince
Cum Swollen Dick Fiend
A Lar Like A Bar Of Ramsten Steel
Department of Cum Accidents
Diamond Hard Dick Cum Loads Sick
Dick Pulse: The Cum Bomb
Drunk Off Dragon Cum
El Guapo The Handsome Dragon
Now Give Me The Cum Scar
Honey I Shrunk The Cum Dummies
Vicious Dick Make Out Sessions
I Am More Baked Than Pottery
Nefarious Cum Mastermind
Fam Tremendous Cum Splendor
Crying To Radiohead Isn't Lame
Electro Cum Bubble Expansion
Fancy Little Cum Trick
Getting Away With Cunca
Hands Off The Cum Stash Bubs
If You Give A Mouse A Creampie
Cunca Kisser On A Macbook Pro
My Friends Are My Trophy Husbands
I Actually Beat A Nerd To Death
Congratulations Future Cum Lords!
The Failure Of Cum Is Back!
Irreversible Dick Destruction
The Fatal Cum Thought
Crazy Daddy, Insane Gaming Dad
My Hips Don't Lie Shakira Shakira
Abstinance777
Cum Craving Toddler
Rowdy Rocker, Proud Dad
Cat Cum
DitsyTeen69
SingleMomLovenLife1992
Cum Guzzle Through A Dog Muzzle
Reno: Heir Of The Cum Throne
Severely Flawed Outplayed Dragon
Shut The Fuck Up Non-Dragons
Elegant Ejaculation
Double Pussy
Spiral Cum Nibula
Captain Morgan's Spiced Cum
Hook My Dick To A Battery
Smegma Sand Castle
AnorexicANGEL1997
Lines Of Cum
Trunk Cum
Creamer's Disease
Three Little Words: Get Fucked Nerd
Accidentally Fucked My Own Dog
Ass Is Running Off Cum Fumes
White Devil: Reno Gladden
Big Juicy Cum Bugs
Bottom Stuffer Semen Stuffer
Caught My Cock In A Three Ring Binder
Cum Farmer: Harvester Of Cum
Cum Detective
Cum Drop Soup
Cum Fever, Smelly Dick
Cum Lover's Armageddon
Cum Stacked High
Cum Me Maybe
CummyTummy420
Excruciating Dick Peeler Dude
First The Kiss Then The Cum
Fucked My Cum Puddle
Execution By Excessive Cum
Help My Dog Get A Huge Boner
I Cummed A Lot
Juggaldo Piss Drinking Contest
Late In The Banquet Of Cum
Maroon 5 Themed Gang Bang
My Dad Glazed My Face With Cum
My Dad Fell Into A Cum Shaft
Powerful Dog With A Huge Dick
Let's Tour The Family Cum Crypt
Secret Cum Lover
Smash The Cum Out Ya Balls
Stitch My Cock Shut
Stuff Cum
Stuff My Dick Into A Furnace
The Cock
The Insane Cum Brothers
Turn My Mouth Into A Cum Pond
Undercooked Baby Pig Penises
Watch My Cock Cum, Little Publet
Who Ate All My Cum?????
You Cum Trite Taste
Sick Dick
You Will Suck Cum
Last Hope: Cum Messiah
Ashley Riot Scone Of Cum
BLAKE
Bleak Fortune
Stolen Cum Pride
No.510500
*only plays rondo of blood long enough to get symphony of the night*
No.510501
No.510502
No.510504
>no qt redhead to burp on you
unepic
No.510505
>>510330
Yahtzee has more than one game?
inb4 Hatfall
No.510507
Man it's appalling to see what happened to Japanese games
Aside from MGSV and Nintendo it's a fucking wasteland
No.510508
No.510509
No.510510
>>510507
Really Nintendo's been pretty iffy as of late.
MGS seems ok though
No.510511
*stitches lips to vfan's black cock*
guess who
No.510512
No.510513
>>510510
No the new Zelda demo is the funnest game ever
And it's just the hecking demo
No.510514
>>510509
oh, i wondered what those were.
No.510515
is anyone else gonna be trick or treating
No.510516
>>510515
underage b& please leave
No.510517
>>510513
The new zelda game looks like it could be ok but it looks super focused on multiplayer.
No.510518
>>510517
>but it looks super focused on multiplayer.
...that's the point?
No.510519
No.510520
>>510519
yeesh
Younger siblings?
No.510521
>>510518
why would i want to play a game like that on a handheld?
No.510522
>>510520
Nyeah, my 13 year old brother wants to go, and I figured I might as well dress up too
No.510523
I trick or treated until I was 20 and while I probably would have stopped after I was 21 I didn't have an opportunity to since no one around my house trick or treated so we always went to some campsite but we haven't done that for 2 years.
No.510524
I never did cause it's not my culture
No.510525
>>510521
Because then you can link up with friends locally or play online at home?
No.510526
No.510527
>>510525
why would I want to do that?
No.510528
>>510525
uh
you dont get to bring friends
No.510529
No.510532
>>510530
become the next hunter s thompson, but bitchier
No.510533
>>510530
It's gonna be OK.
No.510536
>>510535
how many people did you kill tonight, vfan?
No.510538
>>510537
i think you're just being edgy
not a lot of things are worse than murder
No.510539
Alternate universe where everyone on earth except for you is replace by eri
No.510540
No.510542
vfan the toddlerfucking cummy chef
No.510544
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No.510546
>>510541
can this get any more epic??
No.510548
No.510549
i would totally do a few rounds of trick or treating if i had a fuckin costume
No.510550
No.510551
>>510550
of what
of what
i have this dilemma every year because my brains a creative brick. one year on the night of i put straps on a box and wore it, and said it was my portable home. but that wasn't my idea.
No.510552
not wearing underwear is comfy as fuck
No.510553
>>510551
*a hobo, in their portable home
No.510554
wearing underwear is comfy as fuck
No.510555
>the /utg/ thread is literally /hsg/ 2.0
ayyyy lmao
No.510556
>>510555
let's take it over
No.510557
No.510558
wearing no underwear is comfy as fuck
No.510559
No.510560
Surrender Yourself To Toriel
eh, it's just not the same
No.510561
>>510556
it's already descended into unironic race and gender discussion
No.510562
>>510555
undertale fucking sucks
No.510564
>you can call toriel mom, flirt with her, and she still wants you to live with her
hot
No.510565
how do we
"solve"
the blunderfail problem
No.510566
>>510564
but then you kill her for fun
No.510567
No.510568
No.510569
>>510565
it's simple
we kill radiation
No.510570
here's one
idk if it's a mistake
but one time someone asked if I could eat part of them because it would be hot. and I don't mean eat out. I mean, like, cannibal eat.
it was a pretty disturbing experiene. no bullshit she made me cut off a tiny portion of her butt, which I could tell was pretty painful, and cook it, and eat it. idk if she had some sort of albert fish fantasy but for some reason, I thought "hey, this is pretty kinky, I'm down." not even when I was finished slicing off said butt sliver.
because it was disgusting but I'm sexually sadistic so it's a hot kind of disgusting. I cooked it to the best of my ability and ate it because I was thinking "why pass up this once in a lifetime opportunity right in front of you, when will you get another chance to eat human flesh? eat it"
so I did it and it tasted alright, not to different than most kinds of meat.
but looking back that was something I shouldn't have done.
not because of moral reasons. I mean it was consensual cannibalism so I suppose it's alright? but because it's going to eventually get out that I ate a little chunk of someone's left butt cheek.
that was a mistake I made.
I've done some...things
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.510573
>>510569
that may take the wind out of their sails, but the undesirables will still linger
i'm talking more of a... "final solution" if you will
No.510575
>>510570
how big was the chunk
how long did it take to slice it off
was it really bloody
did she stay still
was her butt clenched during the cutting
wow!
No.510576
No.510577
was it all fat? is this story true? wow!
No.510578
>>510571
how can you live like that
i mean at this point he can't even fix it, he just needs to burn the fucker down and restart his life
No.510580
>>510571
how can a human live in those conditions
he should go outside and live with his fucking dog
No.510581
whats on the floor of the bathroom is what disturbs me the most
a layer of unknown black fibrous sludge
just filth incarnate, on his fucking floor, which he must dip his toes in every time he takes a piss
it makes me want to scrub my skin until its gone
No.510582
>>510581
holy shit i just noticed that
i wonder how he hasn't gotten any illnesses yet
No.510583
>>510575
about...a couple inches? maybe three. somewhere around the 2 to 3 inches/5cm range.
pretty long because if I went slow it would probably hurt but if I went fast it might not? but it requires more force if I were to do it fast. she just said do it slow so I abliged. and I could tell it hurt. once you get half way through slicing an ass bit on someone you kinda gotta go all the way because if you don't a bit of ass meat is just gonna stand there flapping around looking painful.
it was bloody.
she stayed pretty still.
ye
>>510571
holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.510584
eeeeeeeeeeeeeuuughmygod
>>510581
yeah it's
what the fuck is that
No.510586
>>510571
I want to do everything in my power to go to this anon's house and at least make an effort to clean all that shit
No.510587
>>510586
i'll clean it
with cleansing fire
No.510588
>>510586
that house needs to be condemned and fucking destroyed, and he needs to be institutionalized somewhere where he can't hurt anyone ever again
No.510589
>>510586
the filth is in the molecular structure of the house now
the only option is >>510578. Destroy
No.510590
>>510582
he probably has and doesn't know yet
No.510591
No.510592
this is literally worse than living homeless
No.510593
No.510594
>>510591
one day he won't be able to find his dog and he'll just shrug and assume it ran away, without noticing one of the sludgepiles is conspicuously larger
No.510595
Saudi Arabia is gonna fail in 5 years if oil prices stay this low.
No.510596
how has he not been called on
there must be some sort of eerie stench coming from his house that his neighbors can smell
No.510597
my stomach is actually turning now
i was gonna make some mushrrom soup but now i dunno
No.510598
No.510599
>>510595
>>510598
>caring about saudi arabia
No.510601
i can actually sort of understand horders on some level
they just don't want to throw shit out because they see some value or sentimentality in it and it gets out of control, i get it
but this is just garbage. just a whole house of filth and rot and trash. he has essentially created a fucking bog out of his own waste.
No.510602
>>510571
This guy probably doesn't have that long to live and he doesn't even know it. And he doesn't even care.
This is the saddest thing I've ever seen
No.510603
Freshening up this thread
No.510604
he must have the strongest fucking immune system on earth if he's lived like that all his life.
fucker could probably eat anything and be fine.
i honestly wanna see a side-by-side test of his immunity vs that uber-minimalist Iranian guy who hasn't bathed in 60 years
>>510601
could just be because they're lazy. people always give this bullshit 'sentimentality' thing, but i think it's just that none of these filthy cave-dwellers want to admit they're insanely lazy.
>>510603
thanks mang
No.510605
>>510601
newsflash: mental illness doesn't always make sense
No.510606
No.510607
>>510603
Flowers are so soothing
No.510608
>>510607
fucking blunderfags
No.510609
No.510610
No.510615
is it just me or is 8chan absolutely shitting itself
No.510617
Why did this trend start
What compelled people to start drawing characters as ugly as fucking possible
Why do people pretend that they aren't ugly when they absolutely are.
Like why do they insist on lying to themselves
No.510618
>>510617
its to try and win progressive points (PP)
No.510619
>>510617
someone post that davepetasprite drawing
No.510620
>>510618
When did progressive come to mean hideous
Like these people will never be good looking, why are they so obsessed with that instead of focusing on what they can actually control, rather than forcing everyone to lie about how their vomit-inducing faces look good.
No.510622
I met a girl in the information common the other day. We were waiting in line to use computers, and she pointed over to the other side of the room and said something. I didn't hear her because I was wearing earphones, so I took them out and looked at her for a bit. She repeated herself and asked me if "that person just left a computer over there." The person was only printing, so I told her that. Then she smiled at me and I saw that as my chance.
"Do you want to use a computer together?"
"What?"
"We can use one together if you want."
"Oh no that's OK I'm just meeting someone."
After that she turned back around, stood still for another 30 seconds or so, and then walked out of the information common. Nice fucking excuse bitch. Why didn't you just tell me you had an appointment at the circus or something.
No.510626
No.510628
>>510626
*forces you to put them back on*
No.510629
No.510632
I know it's late but how much money would it take for you to live in >>510571 's house
No.510634
No.510635
No.510636
>>510635
50 million dollars, plus any related medical expenses, half upon start.
No.510637
>>510630
>replace grant's name with vfan's, and deleting posts with making posts
>literally no difference at all
No.510638
>>510632
can i clean it up?
No.510639
i value my health over any amount of money
No.510640
>you will never train a dinosaur to balance on a ball
No.510642
No.510643
>>510639
>not wanting to be the richest skeleton
you gotta take the long view!
No.510644
Vfan, authority on healthy relationships
No.510645
>>510644
no you see he's literally psychic his assumptions are fact
No.510646
Vfan, in debt from student loans and forced to live on the streets
No.510647
Vfan committing suicide after being raped for the tenth time
No.510648
No.510649
Vfan being forced to have sex with a man to pay for her education
No.510651
Vfan drinking her sorrows away, wondering if it's really worth it
No.510652
Vfan jumping off a building, ending it all
No.510653
>>510650
nice to see that moody is eating his vegetables
No.510654
>>510617
it's especially silly to me because it's not that they draw ugly characters, it's that they draw characters that are ugly in ways that satisfy their agenda
like, most ugly people just look mildly unfortunately. a fat neckbeard, some girl who's got a little frankenstein face, a guy balding way too early, ben; you will never see these uglies in tumblr art. it's only progressively savvy ugly, like girls who don't shave or girls who are fat or maybe a trans person who does a very bad job at passing.
you'll never see a tumblr draw one of these happy acceptance pictures where dave looks like a fedora-tipping boogie2988 blob, yet we need 10,000 pictures of him with the rare skin problem vitiligo
No.510656
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
i wonder if this is how hyped moody gets when his mom drives him to the coffee shop
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No.510661
new dating technique: eat your gf's farts
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No.510663
>>510661
new dating technique: eat your gf
worked pretty well for vfan
No.510665
>>510664
i thought that was yugioh for a second
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>>510669
why do i feel like someone from hsg made a twitter account solely for the purpose of posting that
also
>don't kinkshame me
is this an actual thing tumblr has going?
No.510671
>>510670
thats a tumblr post
No.510672
Wubba dubba dub, is that true?
No.510673
>>510671
oh
pardon me for not knowing every social media's format
they really do look almost identical though once you cut off the edges
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No.510675
>>510613
Closely reaching adorability ultra apex, guys. sloww downnn
No.510676
>>510674
get off vent or i'll have you bent, nigger
No.510677
>>510654
Can't stop artists from arting, that might literally be hitler.
No.510678
also how long did it take me to Godwin, like a few weeks? Shouda thrown hitler right out from the start! Come on guys, everyone enjoy a chill trap week with me.
No.510680
also how long did it take me to die
No.510681
>>510680
Why would anon ever have to die? Anon is a cool thing.
If you hated being anon, you should get a name!
If you're anon because you're scared, I understand.
No.510682
what is it with namefags equating using names to bravery, this is like the third time
No.510684
>>510682
I think it takes bravery to show your face, in any form, to be truthful. Sorry if you feel otherwise, I get the notion.
No.510685
why do the japanese like catgirls
No.510686
i want my friend to be happy i love him hes amazing in every way
No.510687
>>510685
Why do the Japanese like women and the idea of women, but not enough to fix their declining birthrate?
No.510688
>>510686
It sounds like you like him a lot
Maybe you should confess your feelings before it's too late
No.510689
hes really great, hes incredible. i cant even think of a bad quality about him hes wonderful
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No.510693
"I detest this filthy world which is nothing but a carcass on which mankind feeds like worms… I want to kill as many people as possible… My genocidal crusade begins here and now." - Maximilien François Marie Isidore de Robespierre
No.510694
>>510688
he is a Heterosexual and im uggo
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No.510698
I just played an FPS for the first time in awhile. Man, a good keyboard makes all the difference. Ifeel like I have a hand tied behind my back and its literally just because of this... huh
I should really get my gaming rig back :(
No.510699
Goodnight for now, puppers.
No.510700
No.510701
grant: *presents memehole*
me: m-mama mia!!
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No.510705
do you think someone has ever tried to shove a sleeve of ritz crackers in their ass
No.510706
they'd probably be crushed
maybe if they were really stale it'd work
No.510707
>>510693
yeah i'd say this is okay for the french to get upset over
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>>510708
Who's this talking? Some troll version of Undyne from Undertale?
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>>510711
Dude, you don't have to specify where she's from in Steven Universe and Undertale General.
No.510714
reminder: genetic engineering will never progress to the point where you can get a tiny dinosaur as a cute pet
No.510715
No.510716
i have so many dishes stacked in my room
i also havent left my house in 2 weeks
im a borderline neet
No.510717
No.510718
oh no, i have a driving lesson in 10 minutes and my depression is super bad
what do i do
No.510719
>>510718
crash into a ditch
No.510720
>>510718
do like your old pal xlr does
crack jokes at your own expense
No.510721
>>510720
uh, okay
how many of me does it take to screw in a light bulb
it doesn't matter, they'll just give up and have to ask somebody more competent to do it for them
ho ho ho
No.510722
>>510717
im ascending
jealous?
No.510723
>>510721
that's the ticket
No.510724
>>510718
you think thats bad? i can't get a boner
how dare depression take the joy out of my peepee
No.510725
philosophy is fun
should i take it as a minor so i can appear super smart
No.510726
>>510724
anti-depressants are literally cuck pills
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No.510729
>>510728
>tfw all your waifus turn out to be evil
No.510730
how the f*ck do i do this fucking assignment!!!!
No.510731
what do pizza sales have to do with the payroll????
school literally exists only to fuck me in the asshole
No.510732
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No.510733
>>510732
How much would I need to pay you to suck my dick
No.510734
>>510729
Hilda isn't evil! She just did her best to save her country!
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No.510738
>would SNL have allowed donald trump on their show if SNL had latino cast members?? npr investigates!
no, npr.
this is not news.
this is not journalism.
i hate what you've chosen to become.
No.510739
>>510738
neurological poop rape
No.510740
>>510739
yeah i know right
No.510741
did trump talk about his campaign on snl?
does that mean nbc will have to give all the other candidates equal time?
No.510742
>>510741
who honestly gives a shitty mcclitty about snl anymore
No.510743
>>510742
i don't, but i want to know which candidate would be the last, because nbc absolutely had to give them equal time
No.510745
>I feel whatever crime you did to someone you deserve to have it happen to you. Like if someone forced theirselves on to you. They should have someone forced onto them. (Most likeley be happening in jail.)
i have class with these people
No.510746
>>510741
Trump is so silly looking but I guess people love silly this time of year. I really think, whether you like it or not, we're going to see a mix of B&H.
No.510747
>>510745
My BF made the first move and I'd do it back to him any time.
No.510748
Oh wait you're talking about jail time, boo.
No.510751
>>510745
to the anon who wanted to take philosophy as a minor: this is the type of shit you'd be dealing with
No.510753
>>510749
why are they doing that to the hooligans
there is no way they want to be in that water, this is just abuse
or wait, i guess lola did seem to like that jacuzzi, maybe i'm being unfair
No.510754
why does expressing any sort of slightly intense emotion make me feel drained and tired
No.510755
>>510749
and then they died of shock
No.510756
>>510753
they're having fun!
No.510757
why is lola and claire always near each other
are they each other's life energy and will die when separated
No.510758
>>510757
you remember that thing sectoids do in xcom
No.510759
What if Lola and Claire fused
No.510760
>>510759
imagine their fusion dance
No.510761
it's becoming more painfully obvious i'm talking to a bunch of dumb kiddos when i'm on 4chan
i wonder if tumblr folks go through the same epiphany
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No.510768
is the joke that 4chan is populated entirely by dumb kids
No.510769
>>510768
Yes, thank you for explaining the joke! Haha! I would have never understood it if you haven't posted about it!
No.510770
how do i stop being depressed
No.510771
i wish i had someone to vent to without them changing their opinion of me
No.510772
>>510770
*hug* I dunno but maybe that helps.
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No.510776
I'll never hate you forever, anon. I may do it a little at a time, but not forever.
No.510777
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
i think about this song a lot...
No.510778
>>510777
What would you say is your favorite part?
No.510779
>>510775
the internet, here, 4chan,
me
No.510780
>>510778
the exasperated yell when he goes "I HATE THEM"
No.510781
Ah I didn't listen long enough. I had to go party rockin' for my morning routine.
Ducktales with bigotry? Oh anon.
No.510782
i never asked for this...
No.510783
>>510782
Got'cha little mechanical keyboard fingers typin' tho?
No.510784
why did japanese culture become so shit?
ancient japan was so cool and then the Meiji Restoration had to come along and mess with everything.
now look where it's gotten them, they are literally known mostly for anime, hentai, loli, shota, etc.
No.510785
Implying none of any ancient culture isn't alive and well today. I am a ronin, but quake with fear? Anime is just art, and if people like loli and shota, well.
Did you even see ancient Greece? The hell is going on with humanity?
No.510786
>>510779
i don't want to change the mood of the thread with my whininess
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No.510788
>>510786
we have a blogging thread for that reason
No.510789
>>510786
we have a blogging thread for that reason
No.510790
>>510784
It wasn't the Meiji Restoration that cucked Japan, it was the American occupation
No.510792
>>510777
This is what I imagine Grant is like IRL
No.510793
>>510788
>>510789
people rarely post in it and even if they do, they'll just ignore it
No.510794
>>510791
What tablet should I look into getting, anon? I need something EASY for my dumb ass fat little sausage fingers.
No.510795
>Infinity Next is funded for 19 days, 3 hours
holy shit i wonder who gave the huge jump
No.510796
>>510793
Blogging is just sharing thoughts and this is just tiny nips, not dinner plates. If you want dinner, go to the blogging thread imo.
For me its still breakfast hour.
No.510797
>>510785
tfw my ideal society is a perfect blend of the vikings and medieval japan
tfw never going to fucking happen
ever
i have all the shit planned out, but even if i acquired an island or big empty area to work with, a ton of other countries COUGHCOUGHAMERICACOUGH would try to shut me the fuck down because of political bullshit.
>>510790
yes, the early years of the meiji restoration were fine, but i can't help but wonder if they would have even gotten involved in the world wars if it hadn't happened.
No.510798
>>510795
Wasn't me... I still can't figure this shit out enough to say if it's worth it to move or not.
I kinda like HSG here, esp. if it gets 8ch improvement on its own.
No.510799
>>510797
Pirates, Vikings, and Knights was one of my favorite HL mods. You'll find your kingdom, anon.
Maybe you already have?
No.510800
>>510797
>perfect society
>anything other than the Roman Empire
No.510801
>>510799
woahwoah, woahwoahwoAHWOAH WOAH.
what?
tell me more about this magical thingy
No.510802
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>>510798
hsg isn't going to move, man
at this point, even if 8chan finally kicked it and there were no other choice, i don't know if hsg would move somewhere
it might just die
No.510804
I'm glad I get to filter phantos again
No.510806
>>510805
*wipes your tears with my balls*
No.510807
phantos is almost like a lisa character
No.510808
Ravio and Hilda fucking like rabbits
No.510809
i'm still pissed over the joyful's ending
it's almost like big lincoln was the real final boss
No.510810
>>510807
well thats one way to make me not want to play it
No.510811
Phantos is like the Terry Hintz of hsg except in the end Terry is actually useful
No.510812
lisa isn't going to overtake undertale as a meme game no matter how hard you try to force it
No.510814
>>510812
literally nobody here has tried to force that
they're totally different games, not everything is a competition
No.510815
>>510812
isn't lisa fairly old, it already had its stint as a meme game.
No.510816
>>510793
post it anyway
shouting about your problems into the void is better than keeping your emotions inside
No.510817
>One of the creators of SU commented on harassing that girl
No.510818
>>510814
have you read the last few posts where the guy is trying to force it super hard
No.510819
>>510818
>talk about a thing
>oh man they're forcing it what the fuck
what's it like being this autistic
No.510820
>>510817
there's more than one SU creator?
No.510821
>>510817
did they give tumblr a big thumbs up
No.510822
>>510821
no they told them to stop being miserable pieces of shit and to have a normal life
>>510820
nope, rebecca sugar storyboards, draws, and animates everything herself
No.510823
>>510822
Do you know what creator means
No.510824
Could Steven Universe crew support harassment?!
No.510825
>>510823
a person or thing that brings another thing into existence
another person is shitting on them too, i think even know this guy's name
No.510826
i can't believe the steven universe crew said "drawing garnet as white frankly deserves a death sentence"
...wow.......
No.510827
stop forcing this steven universe memecartoon...
No.510828
"Please remember to harrass whoever sells unofficial Steven Universe merchandise at cons"
-Rebecca "The Other Half Truth" Sugar
No.510829
rebecca "cracka killa" sugar
No.510830
apparently, the main guy who nearly harassed zamii to death might also commit suicide
tip toppity kek
No.510831
rebecca "down with whitey" sugar
No.510832
Rebecca "feminize and homosexualize the youth" sugar
No.510833
>>510830
>"if you say i am a bad person because i led a mob of stupid people to try to harass another person to literal death because she drew characters as the wrong race or body type I'LL KILL MYSELF!!!!"
tumblr...
No.510834
>>510833
classic tumblr, using suicide as a way to discredit their opposition
No.510835
Rebecca "kill your parents and sacrifice your body and soul to satan" Sugar
No.510836
rebecca "bernie sanders 2016" sugar
No.510837
>someone gets harassed on tumblr
>kills themselves
>harasser kills themselves
>witnesses kill themselves
>rebloggers kill themselves
>moderator tries to delete the posts to stop the spread of suicides
>kills himself before he can
No.510838
>>510837
we can only dream
No.510839
it's like The Ring except instead of a ghost it's white people
No.510840
>>510830
what did zamii do
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No.510842
>>510840
she's the one that drew rose thin and garnet light skinned
No.510843
>>510837
if only anon, if only...
maybe if we trigger them enough, the chain reaction will begin
No.510844
>>510840
she crossed the sjw right think and must be expunged
No.510845
tumblr is literal filth incarnate and should be eradicated
No.510846
>huge reaction to zamii across tumblr
>the level-headed are coming out of the woodwork to tell people not to harass people over fanart
finally
tumblr might finally calm the fuck down
No.510847
>>510842
>garnet ligth skinned
the poor bastard
No.510849
>>510845
i would literally rather live in that guy's house for six months than live with tumbltards for one month
No.510850
bad art should be judged as bad art
bad artists should be judged as bad artists
bad art and being a bad artist should NOT make you a bad person
tumblr finally learning about ad hominem and maybe, just maybe, growing beyond a 5 year old ubderstanding of the world
No.510851
>>510849
seconding
filth anon would probably be a pretty chill guy once you get to know him
No.510852
>>510849
seconding
filth anon would probably be a pretty chill guy once you get to know him
No.510853
>>510852
>>510851
Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done
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>>510849
I prefer to not die from some horrible disease native to that house
No.510856
>>510850
>>510846
this happens every few months, they'll go back to screaming about something else ~problematic~ by christmas
No.510857
i wonder if there were any mutant animals created by the filth in there
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No.510864
Someone needs to make a hack of Undertale where you can kill Alphys
No.510865
sppeeeeewwww the fiiiiiilth
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No.510867
scientists say human beings are overdue for some kind of cataclysmic superbug to wipe out a large portion of our species
that guy and his disgusting home are going to change the world
No.510869
>>510864
doesn't she kill herself in one ending
No.510870
do you think before he died spongefan spewed the filth one
last
time
No.510872
>>510868
i hope you know that i have you filtered and will never open your posts
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>>510867
Tbh we need something to thin the herd so I would be fine with that especially if it happened in Africa or the Middle East
>>510869
In which one? The Genocide run? I thought she evacuates the Underground after you kill Undyne
No.510875
>>510864
she kills herself if you kill mettaton
No.510876
can we stop talking about zamii
No.510877
>>510874
you sound like cletus
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>>510871
and so justice... is done......
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>>510875
Aw shit why do I have to kill a good character to indirectly kill a shit character
No I need to personally wring her neck
No.510883
>>510830
well to be fair, it's the same damn shit being done to them now. hordes of angry hate mobs telling them they're scum and not even human. it doesn't matter how justified they think it is, there's never a good reason to be a dick
they all just need to step the fuck away from the computer
No.510885
i shouldnt be in this cafe but it has nice music, at least
No.510886
>>510884
this but unironically
No.510887
>>510883
you're right in that the genuine harassment against that person should stop, but also telling them they're an awful person for making someone kill themselves is probably is not a completely unfounded point.
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>>510871
Christ she's uggo and she's got dyed hair
Why would tumblr turn on one of their own
No.510891
>>510871
Saw this yesterday on sug
OOOOLD
No.510892
>>510890
she's not uggo...
besides she used to be cuter
No.510894
>>510890
She drew stuff they didn't like and also blamed /co/ for the bullying
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>>510887
but why does everybody have to tell them that? get the authorities involved, and move on with your life. otherwise it's just feeding the cycle of hate
and you can't judge whether somebody's an awful person over some stupid shit they did on the internet. you don't know who they are entirely. what they're doing is awful
No.510898
>>510874
Iirc she kills herself in the ending where you kill undyne and mettatton
No.510899
that indivisible game is not gonna reach it's goal, that sucks
No.510900
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>>510899
it does, but it was never going to
like they weren't gonna get 1.5 million
No.510902
>>510900
/sugen/
Wesley's board
No.510903
>>510902
wait he owns a steven universe board and yet he still posts his poopy wife here
what a fuck
No.510905
I want to be able to kill alhpys and leave undyne alive
No.510906
No.510907
zelda lbw character rankings:
link
ravio
that thief girl
oren
hilda
zelda
No.510908
i seriously wonder what would happen if the internet just stopped for a few months years.
whatever happens, it will be beautiful.
No.510909
>>510907
Wrong wrong wrong
How is Irene not on this list
Why is Hilda not at the top
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>>510897
true
it's hard to find that line between harassment and simply a lot of people telling another person that they are wrong
i'm not sure there is even an objective way to measure when it becomes harassment
but a lot of people telling you you disgust them because you contributed to someone actually dying is at least more understandable than them saying it because you arted too non-PC-ishly
No.510912
>sick of having nothing but sandwiches and shitty overpriced cafeteria food at work
>want to get one of those heat retentive lunch boxes so I can just cook my own lunch at home and eat it at work
>all the good ones are Japanese bento boxes
fuck I'm gonna look like a weeb
No.510913
>>510910
you can't even say it right
No.510914
>>510912
just get some tupperware
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>>510912
buy tupperware you dunce
No.510918
>>510903
still going on with the poopy shtick huh
No.510919
>>510912
>sick of sandwiches
you disgust me
No.510920
every year around this time I come up with a costume idea that requires a piece I don't have yet, and every year I think "well, no biggie, I'll just make it myself," forgetting that my only crafting skill is crochet and that crocheting costume items takes fucking forever
I'm an hour and a half into a witch hat and I haven't finished the band
No.510922
>>510920
what do you think of sandwiches Saltlick?
No.510923
>>510922
p. good I guess, I never make them because we only have gross cheapish whole wheat bread in the house
my sandwich opinion is Mayo Is Important
No.510924
>>510911
yeah i agree, it is a better reason. but hate is hate imo
No.510925
>>510919
every single day though
No.510926
>>510920
go as irene the qt witch!
No.510927
>>510909
hey, it's not like these are official
No.510928
>>510926
that would indeed be cue tea, but also lots more work. I'm just gonna dress in black and wear the hat
No.510929
how do we get rid of sandwiches
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No.510931
my sandwiches are always terrible because i can't slice vegetables good
No.510932
>>510923
>Mayo Is Important
as if i didn't like you enough already. i now want to send you a jar of mayo.
>>510925
every single
day, for weeks on end, and I
still want more of them.
>>510929
aaaaaaand, time to go add another to the purging list.
No.510934
>people who like mayo
uuuuuuuu
No.510935
the worst is when you have a tasty-taste tomato in your sammy but then it makes your bread all soggy.....
No.510936
>>510934
it's good mixed with ketchup
No.510937
wow, I didn't know that Jeopardy was a TV show
No.510938
>>510935
that's why you gotta create a buffer layer with lettuce or something
No.510939
>>510934
i don't either but i don't like dry sandwiches more
No.510941
>>510940
wow
these dialogue options are fucking garbage
i feel like i'm looking at a rough draft
No.510942
>haven't seen any more fallout 4 gameplay footage since e3
that's a bad sign
No.510943
>>510940
HULK HATE NEWSPAPERS
HULK SUPPORT NEWS
No.510944
>>510940
why did they drop the idalogue box for this shit?
No.510945
>>510940
wait is that the protag
does the camera awkwardly stare at yourself instead of the npcs now
No.510946
>>510944
i swear if they do the oblivion thing and make talking into a minigame...
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>>510941
i know they're just previews of his actual lines, but imagining him just saying the choices is hilarious
"Wanderer, will you help me restart a news service for this blasted wasteland?"
"HATE NEWSPAPERS"
No.510950
>>510946
holy shit
i couldnt have forgotten that thing any harder and you just brought it back
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>>510945
sometimes it switches to you once they're done speaking i think
No.510955
>>510953
so it really is trying to be mass effect
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>>510956
Oh yeah this is old
Did she died
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>>510956
even looking at the thumbnail makes me shudder
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>>510957
no
just set her physical therapy back by who knows how many months
No.510961
>>510956
i wonder if they make those with some kind of safety bar to prevent that
No.510962
>>510960
Actually probably permanently
She'd probably kneed double joint replacements :^)
>>510961
You are never supposed to lock your legs doing those
No.510963
What's the gameplay in Fallout like
Is it mostly shooter
No.510964
>>510963
it's like morrowind but spells are guns and you can stop time for tactical shooting
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>>510956
>>510962
was she a regular body builder or just a dumb bitch
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>>510966
It looked like she was doing pt not actual weight training so just a dumb bitch
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No.510973
I'm really fat and I need room to spread my legs to wipe well. I use a handicapped stall when it's available and I occasionally fantasize about what I will say if someone calls me on it. So I'm not officially handicapped but somewhat functionally. I would never dream of taking a handicapped parking space. I'm physically able to walk a few hundred feet but not being able to wipe properly qualifies me for the bathroom, I think. The general public may not understand this but I'm willing to explain it to a judgmental bystander if I must.
No.510974
>>510970
What killed the engie? The sentry rockets?
No.510975
why don't people who are obese to the point of being unable to do basic things lose weight
No.510976
>>510975
It's perfectly healthy! The media! You're shaming people!
!!!!!
No.510977
>>510975
they are literally too fat to even begin trying
No.510979
>>510974
yeah, he jumped down beside the engie, so the splash damage from hitting him so close killed the engie too. or one of the rockets actually hit the engie. it was so close there was no chance of anything in the area surviving.
No.510980
>>510977
>eat vegetables instead of fatty foods
>lift weights and run a little every day
is this that hard
are they just immobile blobs of fat
No.510981
>>510970
if anyone has a thing that can edit webms, could you chop off that bit at the end? where he starts to say 'whatcha know about that' but the guy who made the webm fucked it up.
No.510982
>>510980
>are they just immobile blobs of fat
Wasn't there one lady so fat she literally fused with her couch
No.510983
>>510980
to even maintain such titanic weights they have to intake a huge amount of calories
they don't even need to exercise, just eat better/less
No.510984
>every time I try to undo this stitch that caught around the band I add another loop
I feel like an ant contemplating a Mobius strip
how does yarn continually humiliate me like this
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No.510986
>>510985
>the walls were matted with feces
What the fucky
Just use a flamethrower on the whole room at that point
No.510987
>>510982
>http://www.unbelievable-facts.com/2014/03/480-pound-woman-dies-after-being-stuck.html
>Workers who entered the house had to wear protective gear. They blast in fresh air into the house to reduce the stench that was so powerful. Removing Grinds from the couch turned into a painful ordeal since her body had become one with the chair’s fabric after years of staying put on it. They therefore opted to surgically remove her from the chair.
holy shit
No.510988
>>510986
>the whole room
i think you mean the whole house.
with the rest of them in there.
seriously who the fuck would ever put up with that?
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>>510985
I don't know if it was this situation or a similar one like this but I remember reading something where it describes trying to yank her off the couch and her entire back is literally torn off so you could see her spine and organs.
No.510990
>>510988
White trash are a lower form of life
No.510991
literally becoming a couch-human hybrid via your waste as a bonding agent
No.510993
Even dirty house anon isn't that bad
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>>510985
>>510986
>>510988
why has this happened twice in one thread
twice there has been something that makes me want to scrub myself down with steel wool and rev up the flamethrower.
>>510990
she actually looks black in the picture
No.510995
how do you stay on a couch for six fucking years
No.510996
actually, she may have been the first augmented human
only instead of cool roboeyes or bionic limbs, she integrated a seat into her body
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>>510994
I googled her name to see if there were any other pics of her but all I could find was
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>>510998
That's for the best
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>>510996
actually there's this guy
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>>511002
is that a folded up gum wrapper
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>>510995
Usually these fucks get fed by their families who should actually get them help
>>510997
The walls, apparently
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>>511005
enjoy ur green shits
No.511007
>>511005
You made a hamburger with your feces? Good job I guess
No.511008
>>511003
it's some kind of eyesocket camera that's surgically linked to the vision center of his brain. shit's amazing.
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>>511006
oh THAT is the hamburger
I wouldn't eat it
No.511011
>>511005
enjoy ur peri's, wes
No.511012
of course somebody posted the black whopper shit right when i posted peri
No.511013
>>511010
its just a bunch of food coloring in the bun dont be a baby
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No.511017
"see ya later ma, i'm gonna go sit on a couch for six years"
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No.511020
has su surpassed hs as the worst fandom
No.511021
i'm fusing to my mouthpics
No.511022
>>511020
No but underfail has
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No.511024
>>511020
tumblr does not make up the entire fanbase
the leddit and 4chan parts are pretty tame compared to them
No.511025
when will 4chan and reddit work together to destroy tumblr
No.511026
you can leddit a horse to drinking leddit big leddit you can🍷t leddit
No.511027
>>511023
>even this guy can get a gf
No.511028
>>511020
hs isn't a fandom anymore
No.511029
>>511027
Why do people get so depressed over not having a gf
I've never had one and I'm okay with it
No.511030
>>511029
they want a qt gf
a negrobooty gf
No.511031
a half woman half couch gf
No.511032
want a biggie smalls gf
a poop on my walls gf
No.511034
hold the fuck up, how would a khajiit have a tattoo?
would they have to find a way to permanently stain their fur or something?
and argonians too, even on the parts with small, smooth scales normal tattooing wouldn't work. could they maybe do the maori thing where they make cuts then rub ash in so that it heals black? but then how do red ones work? could you do the same thing with red ochre or some shit?
No.511036
>>511034
argonian tattoos kinda make sense
khajit tattoos make no fucking sense
not unless they're a hairless khajit
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No.511038
tfw bbf (as in big boyfriend)
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No.511041
>>511038
(but also as in best boyfriend)
((I should've said bbbf))
No.511042
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
whatcha listening to HSG
the soundtrack to my crocheting is the Rural Alberta Advantage, which is oddly fitting. if you're gonna be doing something with yarn you might as well be sad about the grey childhood you never had in the cold Canadian wastes you've never been to in the process
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>>511036
>>511035
would there be a way to permanently stain the fur though? and what about if it gets cut or grows out?
maybe they could just cut it along the lines they want inked and then just do it normally. i'm pretty sure tattoos stop hair growth.
any ideas on the argonian ones?
>>511040
i'm actually wondering if this works on humans now.
you could have a sweet white tattoo without using that weird ink that you can barely see.
No.511048
>>511046
you can permanently stain hair sure, but cats shed all the time
No.511049
i dunno, maybe you can enchant follicles
No.511050
>>511046
>i'm pretty sure tattoos stop hair growth
I'm nearly certain it doesn't, I'm pretty sure I've seen a dude with scalp tattoos visible through short hair, and it wasn't like patchy or anything
No.511051
i want andre 3000 to fuck me senseless
No.511052
is there a good x-files game
No.511053
>>511050
>>511046
this is the dude, looks like the hair in the tattoo grows normally
>>511051
an A+ onion
No.511054
>>511053
salty-kun is that a gay pornstar?
No.511055
>>511054
he's also a DJ apparently, but I didn't know that until I glanced at his Wikipedia page just now
No.511056
>>511053
Imagine that tattoo when the guy will be in his 80s
No.511057
>>511052
go to e3
the booth is out there
No.511058
>>511048
i kind of doubt khajiit shed their fur like normal cats. at least not their body hair. what about cutting the hair away in the pattern of the tattoo before getting it?
which also ties into...
>>511053
now i wonder if getting a black tattoo where you had blonde hair would make it grow back black. like, if it would stain the follicles or something.
and still nobody cares about the argonian one. what do you people have against lizard tats?
No.511059
>>511058
>where you had blonde hair would make it grow back black
I don't think that's how it works
No.511060
>>511056
wrinkly skin is gross whether it's inked or not, it's not like inked wrinkles are grosser. I'm sure he'll be the coolest guy in the nursing home
No.511061
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
i can't handle this video
i have been laughing for like fifteen minutes straight and my face hurts
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No.511063
>>511060
>>511056
i dont get why people say old people with tattoos look gross. as long as the design isn't shit and it was well-done to begin with, they usually still look pretty cool.
No.511064
>>511063
It's just something parents tell their kids to try and prevent them from getting tattoos
No.511065
>>511064
which they tell them because their parents told them
i wonder which generation was the 'patient zero' of the whole anti-tattoo thing.
No.511066
@anon: enchanted follicles
No.511067
Why ever get a tattoo unless it was something important like a military squad or band or something
Do women actually think they look good with them
No.511068
You're probably retarded if you waste money on a tattoo tbh
No.511069
>>511067
>Do women actually think they look good with them
yeah
they don't, most tattoos are shit
No.511070
>>511067
Yes women and men
No.511071
The absolute worst is that stupid tattooed anklet chain with the little cross that's supposed to look 3D
No.511072
i like when girls ruin their boobies with tattoos
No.511073
i ran my hand through my hair and large clump of it came loose
should i be worried
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No.511075
>>511072
I once used one of those temporary cupcake tattoos on my underboob
No.511076
>>511073
You've got hair cancer
No.511077
someday I want a tattoo of the sun over my heart and the moon in the same place on the other side
I kinda want to put a pigeon in between turning towards the sun, but sternum tattoos are famously painful so maybe not
No.511078
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>>511073
you deserve it for trying to muscle in, on territory, that, does not belong to you?
so just die
No.511079
i want to get the starfleet insignia tattooed on my chest but apparently that's one of the most painful places to get one
No.511080
>>511073
nah, it's been happening to me for years and i still have thick-ass hair
>>511077
>getting a tattoo
>worrying about how much it will hurt
pick one
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No.511082
saltlick the tattooed prolapse slut
No.511083
>>511078
ill muscle into whatever damn territory i very well please
No.511084
>>511067
they do look good if they don't look bad. sometimes they're an improvement to peoples looks, and you can't imagine them without it
a lot of people get tattoos that are tacky though
No.511086
>>511084
as in this board (see post in the other board first)
No.511087
>>511084
thiiiiiiiiis
if they're done well and aren't a tacky, pretentious design, they almost always look good
No.511088
i piss on all youre mothers
No.511092
>>511091
wwanna eat that chocolate donut
No.511094
>>511083
looks like wouter's vacation
is about to get extended
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No.511097
>>511094
im not even on vacation
No.511098
>>511067
some chicks think getting a tattoo of a butterfly is ever a good idea for some reason
No.511099
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here's mine
it makes me feel happy and courageous whenever i see it
No.511100
>>511099
which dot is this
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NEWN
>>511043
>>511043
>>511043
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>>511084
A friend of mine has a jägermeister tattoo on his ankle
No.511112
the carapacian beach vacation no-one asked for
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