No.511877
New, old, new, old. This one is the new one right now.
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>>511877
>>511879
>>511881
i hope you all get some form of terminal cancer
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>>511874
Papyrus is the best Undertale character
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>>511891
vfan would you have sex with Mistral and her many groping arms
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>>511886
It feels kind of weird that I just stole this image from their Patreon like a month ago and now it's just out for the public.
wud fuk
No.511896
>>511890
would you fuck lola
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>>511891
i still can't beat that fucking senator
he's so hard
No.511900
>>511891
Will never unhide
No.511901
?????????????????????????
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No.511903
Why not hide? Hiding is fun. Tag, you're it, anon! Hide and seek is less fun, but tagging is fine.
>>511900
nice double 0s
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>>511895
you have good taste, I will give you that
>>511897
Could've gone pro if I hadn't joined the navy
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>>511897
but he's really easy
what difficulty is this
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>>511896
i have no interest in fucking lola
No.511908
It's important to have preferences, or boundaries as I like to think of them. I really want to like chocolate chicken but Mexican food has let me down, so far.
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>>511907
Do you not wanna cum inside her goofball pussy??
No.511910
why did you make this thread the old one didn't even have 600 posts
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i want to see phantos's magic man costume
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>>511908
> Mexican food has let me down, so far.
Shit taste
There's nothing better than a torta and a bottle of orange jarritos
No.511915
goofball pussy better be on urban dictionary by the end of the day, hsg, hahahaha I'm gonna go brush my teeth.
nice thho
No.511916
who wants to meetup that isn't in another state hmu
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>>511918
I like posting song lyrics too :D
No.511920
Vriska and Raiden fighting furiously
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>>511917
oh huh i had the tab on +50 for some reason
No.511922
PRIVATE PLACES TO JERK OFF IN
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Dreams logged: 2 (101, 21)
Images saved: 5 (2)
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No.511930
nothing about this posing really quite makes sense but I'm really proud of the way I used line
No.511931
i hope hilda appears in another zelda game someday....
No.511932
>>511931
she's literally just Evil Zelda dude
No.511934
I got the dress in the latest zelda game as soon as I could, but what I really want is the HENSHIN outfit!
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>>511932
She isn't evil! She's an anti hero
That's like saying Shadow is just an evil Sonic
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>>511934
just say transformation you fucking weeb
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>>511931
why the fuck would you emulate terezi or wesley
No.511943
>>511938
My license plate is and has always been HENSHIN, so nah.
Transformation is fun tho
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>>511942
Why wouldn't you want to be either of those people? They are equally cool imo.
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>>511945
oh they're equally cool alright
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>>511942
what are you talking about
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>>511947
My new Microsoft account image, the old one was dumb.
BBL, be good to each other, HSG.
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>>511950
don't care. was tolerating you. but you're a skypenig supreme. die.
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>>511942
I'm not hildaposting just makes me feel less bad
She's not even my waifu, just cute
More somber, and a bit weary, like her, but less bad
I could use a little somber weariness rn...
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>>511952
you could use an awl in yer belly, cletus
No.511954
I wish I was lounging at HOME.
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>>511954
how do you like temmie
No.511956
how do you like bluderfail
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>>511953
what's that thing the joos used to do with servants
with the awl and the ear and the door frame
No.511960
Undertale was successful because of Toby's experience with Homestuck and the fact that he was able to compact the niche timeline bullshit into a short game that can be played in under six hours. If Undertale was any longer than it is now, it would suck
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>>511960
undertale was successful because of the furbait goatmom and the "quirkiness"
Word of mouth turned it into a meme and it became a trash hit
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>>511962
I blame popular Tumblr bloggers who were formerly associated with Homestuck at one point.
No.511964
toriel isn't even that memorable tho
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>>511957
wud u fuk a temmie
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>>511965
>>511955
forced meme character from a forced meme game
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>>511963
no, the anon was right
it was pretty much completely fueled by toriel waifuism that the demo started years ago
homestucks latched onto it when it became big, but it can thank ballooning up to what it is almost completely on furries
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>>511969
i think i saw the promo image of toriel a few years ago but i only just heard about it being a game like a month or so ago and didn't give a fuck about yiffing a goat mom, that's like three negatives
most people i see waifu the other characters, if at all
No.511972
remember all the toriel scat that was posted in the /v/ threads after the demo came out
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>>511972
i didn't use /v/ even then
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No.511976
>EXCLUSIVE: Hiroyuki Nishimura spotted with tranny wife in San Francisco #WeTMZNow
am i the only one who thinks it's sad how hotwheels is trying to find any dirt on the new 4chan owner and plaster it on the front of the page
No.511977
>>511976
wow yeah that's in bad taste
what the hell hotwheels
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>>511976
hiro's livin the dream tbh
No.511979
The mind of man rests on a delicate balance between reality, the world of light, and the other darker world below the threshold of consciousness
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>EXCLUSIVE: Hotwheels spotted on a staircase #JustKidding
No.511983
THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD
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>>511980
>>511981
are you going to do anal for the first time
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>>511976
wow this is just getting pathetic
the "HIRO'S GONNA SELL YOUR INFO!!!!!" shit was stupid but I know why /g/ shit exists
this though
why
is this even hotwheels or someone else, this seems too petty even for hotwheels
No.511986
THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD
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>>511977
>>511978
>>511985
She doesn't really look like a tranny just gross and ugly
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>>511976
>An 8ch.net exclusive report
Oh fuck you
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>>511987
oh
what the hell you bitter cripple
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>>511985
If he's gonna go ahead and put it as an front page announcement, then yeah it's probably him
No.511993
hey hsg, i'm back after taking a 5 day vacation from this place
what did i miss?
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>>511993
i shitposted a couple times it was real funny
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>>511993
cletus stole your waifu
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>>511994
not you, hotwheels
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>>511995
man good work, im proud of you
>>511996
what? i refuse to believe that
>>511997
lemme at 'em! i'll knock his block off!!!
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>>511976
love letter to those that know, but the guy does seem fucky if he sold data the way he did. All I ever heard or cared about were the allegations. Weird...
No.512001
i cant believe i missed vfan again
No.512002
WASH AWAY THE SORROW, ALL THE STAINS OF TIME
No.512003
you guys suck you should try being more like vfan
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>>512004
cute
good post
i dont regret unhiding that
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>>512007
bad post
i regret unhiding this one
wwhens vvfan comin back
No.512010
i guess it's up to me
to stop the nepperposter
No.512011
neppersposting is a perma-bannable offense when
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frankenstein's monster but with vape pens sticking out of his neck instead of bolts
vapenstein
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>>512012
wud u fuk a neppers dressed as a temmie
No.512017
The sad thing is I dont even know the story of temmie OR joey, really, they both just look adorbs. I'll learn eventually.
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>>512016
tenmie only has a blue shirt on, hell yeah
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>>512018
wud u fuk a temmie dressed as a neppers
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i had to make this to properly tell my friend how jolyne and josuke are related
No.512022
zwid would you want to be admin again
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>>512017
arent you the one who gave everyone undertale
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>>512019
i have better taste
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>>512021
>color coding genders
>not going on the wiki that must have something similar
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>>512026
the site would only let me add a kid if i added genders
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temmie's little soft temmouth giving you a blowjob
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>>512030
(gIV her da teM flake
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>>512021
None of this makes sense to me and I am happy about it.
>>512023
maayyybe
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>>512028
worse than hell, godspeed.
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>>512033
why haven't you played it then
No.512036
someone duct taped a fucking knife under my desk at work and cut myself on it
why
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>>512035
I told myself to wait for Halloween and that is my commitment! I know it's a good game, I know the peaceful run is quick, and I know the sans final fight.. I had to have my brother turn it off the firs time he tried to show me.
Never genocide, HSG.
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>>512036
so some chump like you would cut themselves on it hahaha
No.512039
>>512037
If you don't genocide it's a walking sim
No.512040
All you need is a Few Good Tem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZqFT02XVEY
Have a cool day, HSG! I am gonna go write in my book now.
No.512041
>>512036
the get rid of you
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>>512041
Or it's for OPENING SURPRISE GIFTS?! Think better, anon. :)
No.512043
the gift is your small intestine
No.512044
maybe they taped the knife under there so they'd have a convenient weapon if someone ran in and started a killing spree
or
maybe
if they suddenly wanted to commit a killing spree, they could just reach under a table and start asap!
No.512045
Maybe its a yandere anon! XD
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maybe it's that twink from danganronpa 2
No.512048
i wonder how long it'll take after SU returns for the jaspdemption arc to start
No.512049
>>512048
hopefully never
she's shit
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why does lapis need be redeemed
she's not exactly against the CG, and she's keeping a homeworld gem trapped underwater
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>>512051
that already happened
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>>512053
jasper is the worst gem
pearl is the second worst
No.512056
when will jasper crush my head with her thick, strong thighs?
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>>512055
>pearl
>bad
tumblr, don't u have teenages to harass
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>>512057
>defending a rapist
No.512060
why are there so many cute nb waifus around recently
No.512061
>>512059
>implying implications of bad headcanons
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>>512057
I don't care about her 'raping' Garnet or whatever dumb shit tumblr hates them for I just think she's a boring character.
No.512064
i wonder if the jaspdemption arc will be like this thing with peridot where they're bound together against a common enemy and learn to like each other, or if jasper will have a different, more interesting way of earning her rightful place in the main cast
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>>511829
literally saltlick except not a fat tranny
>>511912
literally saltlick and probably even a fat tranny too
>>511970
i wanna motorboat nolan north while saltlick watches
>>511976
it was saltlick
No.512066
Peridot > Pearl >/= Lapis > Amethyst = Garnet = Steven > Rose >>> Jaspoop
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>>512059
But he wasn't talking about Jasper
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do robonoids have pussies
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>>512070
get better taste man
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>>512072
no they have extendible dicks
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>>512072
they have different attachments
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>>512074
i have a little more tact than that
i don't like calling people trannies
No.512082
peri was ok until all the loli fags started drawing her
No.512083
>>512082
that made her way better
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>>512084
in a non sexual way, scum.
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>>512084
there is nothing wrong with loli
not real children
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>>512086
I just think she's cute.
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>>512086
>Pedophilia or paedophilia is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children, generally age 11 years or younger.
>primary or exclusive sexual attraction
>>512085
>in a non sexual way
kill yourself faggot burn forever in hell
No.512092
apparently the new supergirl show is garb-tarded (mixture of garbage and retarded)
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No.512094
>nintendo leaves checkpoints out of the Mario Maker editor, so you have to do the whole level in one go
>now they're selling it a DLC for seven dollars
nintendcucks... don't let them do this to you...
No.512095
>>512094
>>now they're selling it a DLC for seven dollars
>seven dollars
>
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>>512048
Almost immediately after she breaks free long enough to realize she's screwed.
Pearl x Peridot fusion imo.
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>>512095
777777 buying it immediately when I can, those are SO USEFUL.
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>>512094
source? pretty sure it said it was a free update
No.512099
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>512094
stop spreading misinformation
No.512100
nintendo sucked for so long at multiplayer games and microtrans, I wonder if they would give anything away for free? Hmmm smash bros.
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>>512094
>>512099
Who's the cuck now?
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cucktendtoddlers... please......
No.512104
looks like the cucker has become the cuckee
No.512105
well well well
if it aint cuckles the clown!
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No.512107
watch me cuck right in
cuck
No.512108
shucks what a lotta cucks.
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>ed edd n eddy ended almost six years old
No.512111
>things that happened in the past happened in the past
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No.512114
Why were the jawbreakers in ed edd n eddy so fucking huge
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>>512114
comedic exaggeration
also sometimes they're pretty big
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>>512112
haha look at his comparatively small ween
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>>512116
what did you think?
that fat people were actually "just big-boned"?
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No.512122
by becoming fat you lower the percentage of your body that is skeleton
don't let skeletons win
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>>512119
most fat guys are gonna have tiny weens, even if they'd be normally well hung
the penis is attached to the bone of the pelvis, so it's only going to go out X inches. and when the fat at the base of your crotch extends out X-3 inches, you're unfortunately going to have a 3 inch ween.
say a little prayer every time you see a fat man
say "i'm sorry, penis..."
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No.512125
yeah im fat but at least i have the decency to hate myself for it
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>>512125
I wish more fatties had your mentality
No.512131
i thin wouter is have a fatso breakdown...
No.512132
let's play a game HSG. the game is, which HSG poster just seriously embarrassed themself. alright, the answer is behind the spoiler, but no cheating, it's just to check your work: ____me
No.512133
Overwatch beta live, lads
No.512134
i like the word "libcuck"
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No.512137
fanged gems are the new goat eared trolls
No.512138
i want to destroy wesley's life
No.512139
cuck, sweet cuck
you've given me so much to feel
sweet cuck
you've almost convinced me I'm real
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>>512138
I cannot be killed by a mere mortal
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>>512140
you cry over hsg drama
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>>512141
Yeah but that was when I thought Eszett's life was ruined
No.512144
>>512137
*bares fangs n rees @ u"
No.512146
>>512144
why does chaz draw the most boner inducing roxykittens
No.512147
>>512146
she's not that kind of cute you pedo fuck
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>>512143
now that would be an opportunity for cackling aloud with glee
No.512152
>>512146
roxykitten is not sexual
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>>512147
>>512149
>chubby figure
>cute
>super young
it's looks like you're the gay ones
No.512154
>>512145
what a finely rendered doodie
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>>512146
time to get my kill on!
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>>512125
you're not that fat
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>>512153
you're lusting over a baby's body figure
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>>512158
I don't care what anyone says, it's pretty hot.
No.512162
remember that time wesley cried because of people memeing with his mouthpic
No.512163
>>512162
I don't remember crying
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>>512160
It's not a meme, it's a fact.
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>>512162
i thought he quit hsg forever
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>>512153
ive jacked off to shemale furries shitting on each other and even im not that messed up
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>>512144
>someone cares enough to take the time to tie a bow to roxykitten's tail
That's just vaguely cute, imaging HSG playing dressup with his kid
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>>512168
someone drew a roxykitten aheago
No.512171
>>512167
that's worse actually
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>>512171
You really don't get much worse than fucking babies
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>>512114
they can be pretty big
I've only ever had one and it took me most of the day to eat it
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>>512174
>actually finishing a jawbreaker
what was it like eating the worlds smallest jawbreaker
No.512176
one time i had a gummy bear that was the size of my torso and it took me an entire college semester to put that fucker to rest
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>>512173
She's not THAT young
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>>512176
wilford brimley has a psa on diabetus that he'd like to share with you
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>>512146
>>512153
unironically disgusting
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>>512175
now that i think about it it took me more than a day, because i remember i took it home
so it took at least like 2 days
>>512179
i thought the beetus man only cared about type 1
No.512184
>>512181
unironically disgusting
No.512185
When a Gun-Nerd Is Reincarnated to a World of Magic, He Established a Harem Army of Modern Weapons!?
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>>512183
there are types of beetus?
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>>512185
can you stop dragging trash here already
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>>512186
there are two types of beetus
usually when people talk about it they mean type 2, which is "you're so fucking fat your pancreas gave up good going"
type 1 is "we have literally no idea why your pancreas stopped working, sorry"
type 2 is effectively "curable" in that the person just has to stop being so fucking fat and eat like a normal person
No.512189
>>512185
Fuck off Gunfucker
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>>512187
No it's entertaining.
I might try it but the story doesn't seem that good, I mostly posted it because it reminded me of Terezi.
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>>512182
I can't believed I fapped to this again
No.512194
like we shitpost about pedos a lot but i don't think even wonk was this legitimately pedophilic
can we not
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>>512196
literally kill yourself
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>>512182
no image on this website ever loads for me
so why come did this one load instantaneously when i absentmindedly clicked
No.512201
>>512199
IDs don't apply to posts that were made beforehand
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>>512201
they do though, do you not remember when they turned on IDs and everyone went to go see who was samefagging in the /soc/ thread?
No.512204
I hope people know I was kidding about the Roxykitten lust
No.512205
how will roxkit anon roxkit post now that there's a predator afoot?!
No.512206
>>512201
they do if you refresh the thread
don't inform people about stuff you don't know.
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>>512203
>>512206
sorry nigga, do you know the last time ids were turned on?
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>>512209
i'm not your nigga, fam
No.512211
>gf makes fun of me for using fabric softener
what le shit
is it really not normal for guys
No.512212
>>512211
why wouldn't it be
just seems like she's grasping for something to tease you about
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>>512211
i use it on anything when i remember
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>>512212
i think she likes making me feel small, because, it excites her... :(
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>>512216
yeah that was years ago
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>>512217
those are cute
they're like little retarded chihuahaus
i love bats!
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No.512222
I hate forgetting to take a flag off
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No.512226
i think... i'm in a bad relationship...
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>>512227
you've got worse taste than the roxkit fucker
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>>512228
You bet your ass I do
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>>512223
where'd you get that picture of me
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No.512234
also, did you guys hear about what quinn's complaining about
apparently there were two panels at sxsw that got cancelled. one was about a taking a nuanced look at both sides of gamergate, the other was about online harassment.
both were cancelled because of massive amount of death threats against both panels.
the media is portraying it as "gamergate harasses women out of sxsw" but it's kinda funny anyway
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>>512234
sxsw should not have closed those panels, but lol
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>>512234
Who gives a le fuggy mcwuggy
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>>512204
i know you werent kidding
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>>512234
>gamergate
stopped reading
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>>512232
we bird thread now?
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No.512242
I want you to take an immersion blender, okay? and I want you to place it against each of my eye sockets in turn, and I want you to blend my FUCKing eyes
No.512243
>>512200
because roxykit likes showing off her faces
No.512244
giving myself the hiv scare again
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>>512245
hummingbirds are cute
No.512247
when will the Olympics recognize insomniathletics as a real sport
I used to be the champ... now I shut down and start hallucinating movement at the 32 hour mark
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No.512250
jesus christ, i just bought kerbal space program because its 40% off on steam, and im fucking addicted
installed it yesterday and played until 2 am, and now its all I can think about
this is why i don't do drugs or drink, i have such an addictive personality that i'd jump right to cocaine after having a couple of drinks
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>>512234
really that seems more like women harass gamergate out of sxsw
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>>512254
it's funny because everybody harassed each other out of sxsw
the people dedicated to stopping harassment harassed people they didn't like out of sxsw
the people dedicated to proving their movement isn't based on harassment harassed people they didn't like out of sxsw
and now both groups are angry about the other showing their "true colors"
No.512256
why is hsg so slow today?
No.512257
>>512256
you're dead and this is hell
No.512258
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>>512258
oh hey when did you start coming to hsg proper again
No.512260
traditional hell sounds really relaxing. what's a little warmth and flagellation compared to student loans and applying to jobs
No.512261
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>>512260
dante's inferno seems pretty chill if you were lustful or gluttonous
hang around in a tornado or for gluttony just lay around in the rain
No.512263
>>512256
didn't you hear? homestuck ended 4 years ago
there's like 4 guys left posting here: we're all that's left of the fandom
No.512264
>>512259
bored and nostalgic
No.512265
>>512263
I'm just here for the porn
No.512266
>>512263
I'm just here for the porn
No.512267
>>512264
did you ever paint your walls
No.512268
is this the actual batlord
No.512269
>>512267
nah
>>512268
should I take a picture of my walls as proof?
No.512270
No.512271
I wonder if the guy who posted "Act 5 is a trainwreck" is still here.
If not I wonder when he left
No.512272
do you think 4ums kun still posts
No.512273
No.512274
>>512269
pls more epic wall pics
No.512275
>>512262
well, you would get bored eventually.
traitors have it the best tbh, you just get to sit around in a glacier all day. plus you eyes are supposed to be frozen shut, so you could just be constantly napping.
i don't even get why they emphasize that's where satan is frozen, i mean your eyes are frozen shut so you don't even have to look at the big ugly bastard.
No.512276
does batlord beg girls to send him wallpics
No.512277
i'm so glad batlord is back... there's a gaping batlord-shaped hole in my heart...
No.512279
>>512277
what up spongefan
No.512280
>>512275
that'd just be gluttony but worse though
you'd be a lot more bored frozen in ice then just lounging around some rainy place
No.512281
>>512277
you're gonna have another gaping hole when i'm through with you
No.512282
>>512266
>>512265
me too, fams
*cocks gun, silently aims it at back of your heads, single tear runs down cheek*
me too
No.512283
>>512279
spongefan != spongelord
not. even. close.
No.512284
>>512280
no but, you have to lay half-submerged in mud and stuff for gluttony, plus the rain gets in your eyes since you can only blink.
frozen in a glacier you can't feel shit, plus you can just nap for all eternity so you actually wouldn't get bored much.
No.512285
>>512279
it's the lord, not the fan, but that's okay! i'm pretty good, my aunt smoked me up during a funeral procession earlier. how're you, batlord?
No.512286
>>512284
can you sleep forever? because i can't
No.512287
i had a doctor's appointment and the lady who was writing down all my shit and prescribing me stuff was very cute
No.512288
>>512274
>>512269
here ya go. I even got a new couch!
>>512283
oh man you're right I'm sorry.
No.512289
>>512288
how nostalgic... it reminds me of a simpler time.
No.512290
>>512284
frozen in a glacier assuming we still have normal bodily functions to an extent would be a lot more uncomfortable than in mud
No.512291
i refuse to accept that spongefan died in the flooding
he was simply swept out to sea... to a tropic island... now he's a jungleboy......
No.512292
do you think spongefan is living madagascar now
No.512293
>>512292
do you think he met the diaperfur
No.512294
just a happy jungleboy and his daiperfur friends...
No.512295
No.512296
i want a moe slice-of-life anime where all the women in the world have ahegao faces
kinda like in strike witches where all the women only wear panties, but instead they just have bulging/surprised and teary eyes and they're sticking they're tongue out and grinning at the same time and their mouthes make an "oh" shape
but everybody just acts like its completely fucking normal and they talk in normal voices and talk about cute things like which side of a choco cornette you're supposed to eat first
No.512297
>>512296
*pulls the trigger*
No.512298
im tired but i dont want my dad to call me lazy
life is so hard...
No.512299
>>512297
aw come on
you know it would be either great or sexy
No.512300
>>512299
*empties the clip into your skull*
No.512302
>>512300
*comes back as a ghost*
come onnnnnnnnnnn
don't deny your true self
No.512303
the worst thing about crushing on your best friend is he's on all your social media so you got nowhere to talk about it when he turns you down and you kinda wanna die without making him feel bad
No.512304
>>512303
force yourself on him
No.512305
>>512303
hmm
have you tried just putting your dick in his mouth?
most people don't realize they wanna suck dick until a dick is in their mouth
No.512306
>>512304
anon, what are you saying? holding a man's hand when he doesn't want to hold your hand is grounds for eternal damnation
No.512307
No.512308
resurrect the blogging thread
No.512309
saltlick's salty tour of the anuses where his nipples are supposed to be
No.512310
peridot's cutesy wutesy sockies wockies
No.512311
anonxanon a story of forbidden love
No.512312
erixeri a story of forbidden lovve
No.512313
elmerXelmer a stowy uf fowbidden wuve
No.512314
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Finally Dhalsim is in SFV
No.512315
designated peridot streets
No.512316
time to go get some grogros!
No.512317
No.512318
if i pull that off will you die
No.512319
designated cucking streets
No.512320
wwhens negan comin to the showw
No.512321
No.512322
it is time to slap a bitch
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>>512323
what did i look like
No.512326
memes so epic i had to force them twice
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>>512326
This is fucking amazing.
No.512329
methinks hotwheels' obsession with 4chan is kind of unhealthy
No.512330
>>512315
If I ever become emperor of earth, I would personally execute anyone who insults Peridot
No.512331
>>512329
>EXCLUSIVE: Live footage of Hiroyuki Nishimura pooping in a portapotty #8chExclusiveReport
No.512332
what if hot wheel was wagon wheel
No.512333
plucking my nose hairs is a special kind of hell
No.512334
>>512330
execute this
*farts on peridot*
No.512335
>>512329
he's really stuck on it being this bastion of free speech that betrayed him
when really it was always just some cuck's anime bored, man.
No.512336
>>512301
why the snake lady so big
No.512337
>>512329
>>512335
if you hate it so much here why don't you leave?
No.512338
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>>512337
they're just commenting on our goblin lord's silly behaviour, relax
No.512340
>>512336
my dick requires it
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No.512342
>>512340
i'm starting to think you like jasper for all the wrong reasons
No.512343
>>512342
there are no wrong reasons to love jasper
No.512344
>>512343
fuck off you only like her for her body
No.512345
No.512346
what does 8chan think of an hiro
No.512347
>>512344
well duh she's a big bad bully
she's just also really really hot
No.512348
>>512346
did you miss hotwheels' totally groundbreaking exposé on hiro's gf being ugly
No.512349
>>512348
isn't hotwheels a wheelchair bound little person.
No.512352
>>512348
she might be ugly but at least her bones don't break every time there's a light breeze
No.512353
>>512349
yeah but what you didn't consider is that hiro strolling the streets with his unattractive gf proves that 4chan is unusable and everyone should move here
No.512354
No.512355
is the article really just about 4chan's owner's gf being ugly
No.512357
>>512355
what article?
>hotwheels posts a single photo making fun of hiro dating a tranny
>4chan defense force comes out of the wordwork to holler about their butthurt
goooooooooooooooooo home
No.512358
speaking of mgsv i have been considering a ps4, a used one is 300 and a new one with the uncharted games bundle is 350 so i figured the latter is better, but i want some opinions
i havent played a console since the wii was first released
No.512359
>>512355
it's just the picture
No.512360
>>512357
>4chan defense force
Why does everything have to be so divisive and us vs. them.
No.512361
>>512357
mad my little pedo protector? :)
No.512362
No.512363
haha holy shit it really is just a picture
they even plastered the 8chan logo over it
is this a joke
No.512367
>>512356
you can be really dumb but i love you
No.512368
like imagine some dude from east germany hopping over the berlin wall, and immediately telling everyone in west germany how much it sucks and east germany was so much better and how he can't wait to move back there
but he never does
never
He just stays there and keeps complaining over and over ever as he posts on 8chan I mean lives in west germany.
No.512369
Hotwheels is actually using the infinity dev money to work on his new nuclear robot body: Crippletron Infinity
No.512370
No.512371
>>512368
where else are we suppose to go to shitpost in harmony
No.512372
>>512368
It would be more like he got forced to move to west Germany after getting kicked out of 4chan I mean east Germany.
It's not like it even happens anyway.
No.512373
how do we get rid of broken "libmericuck" spacebar
No.512374
>>512372
Remember: people who went from west to east berlin were welcomed with open arms as new comrades. People who tried togo from east to west were shot.
Nothing is stopping people from going back to 4chan. You aren't being held here against your will. Nigga open another tab and type the address in, it's not blocked for you. Don't piss and moan that you're "stuck here"
No.512375
tfw not enough spaghetti sauce for leftover spaghetti
No.512376
>>512374
Since when do we whine about being stuck in 8chan?
No.512377
4chan banned me for not posting cartoons in co so I guess uhhh hmmm bye then RIP.
No.512378
>>512375
I have some sauce for you right here
*hands you a bag filled with suspiciously whitish fluid*
No.512380
if 4chan is east germany and 8chan is west germany, then what are 2chan and masterchan?
No.512382
No.512383
if hotwheels didnt like 4chan why did he name 8chan after it
No.512384
>>512380
THEY ARE NOT PRESENT IN THIS METAPHOR YOU STUPID FUCK
No.512385
No.512386
>>512384
they should be though.
why are they not.
No.512387
bsb is right i'm going back to the hsg on 4chan
No.512388
>>512387
>/hst/
>/co/
stay there faggot
No.512389
>>512388
i was being sarcastic... because there is not a hsg on 4chan... you fucking retard...
No.512390
the only reason there are people defending 4chan here is because I suspect they are fags with sjw sensibilities, who are upset that people don't get banned here for saying things like nigger or tranny. You get banned for that on 4chan, so they want to see us all moved back there so we face punishment for our thoughtcrime.
Not gonna happen losers. We won. Go slither on back to the losing side any day, nobody here is stopping you.
>>512386
metaphors don't work that way. Does reddit have to be represented by brazil and antartica means youtube? Whocares? When people say "the birds and the bees" when talking about sex and someone says "wait what about the hummingbirds? They're a third option what do they represent here" you don't answer their asinine question you just bop them over the head with a newspaper and say Pipe down kid I'm trying to explain something important
No.512391
>>512374
I know you can communicate without shitposting and irony so it'd be nice if you did it more often.
hotwheels feeling the need to post a picture about hiro's "tranny" "gf" as a global announcement is just middle school levels of sad.
I thought he wanted 8chan to not be "I'll make my own 4chan, with blackjack and hookers", but in the past few months he seems to have abandoned that.
8chan's fine but hotwheels has some issues
No.512392
>>512390
No one here thinks that and you can't get banned for saying nigger unless redwood is still a mod there.
Do you have to try to be so wrong?
No.512393
YET AGAIN
some fagscome whining about stupid shit and I use some awesome metaphors about the berlin wall to explain to these knuckledraggers how I am right and they are wrong. They are left scratching their heads because my logic is foolproof and nobody can deny how right I am on all this shit not to mention handsome and muscular so basically
yeah I'm awesome
No.512394
>>512393
vfan i know you're here post his ugly face
No.512395
No.512396
>>512394
he used to look ok but then he got hit by a huge sack of ugly
No.512397
>>512396
do you think he even has eyes at all?
No.512398
>>512396
nigga that last pic is mel gibson
No.512400
No.512401
>>512400
*shoves your hands up my ass*
No.512402
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>roboticbagel is dead
you fucking monsters
you just had to do it
No.512404
>>512399
Is this real, because "gaytriarchy" is one of the funniest things I've seen in a bit.
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>>512408
Poopydot! Poopydot!
No.512412
vfan's actually entertaining right now
No.512413
No.512415
>you will never be roasted by vfan because you are too good a person in general.
No.512416
>>512415
horse's don't deserve to be cooked. they deserve to be free.
No.512418
>>512416
What's the point of living
No.512419
>>512416
horse meat is pretty good tho fam
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>>512418
aren't horses made for riding heheh wink wink nidge nidge ;000000)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
No.512422
getting a lot of mouthpics lately
they're really just pouring in
No.512423
>>512419
ok.
then we eat horsie.
No.512424
>>512419
wouter what the fuck
No.512426
>>512423
is this another sexual flirtation towards me.
I'm down.
No.512427
>>512424
it's pretty common lunch meat here in belgium
i also like horse sausages
No.512428
why is horsie turning into ae
No.512429
No.512430
niggas im going to bed
laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
No.512431
eating horse just feels wrong
like eating a monkey
No.512432
>>512427
your people are savages
i hope the refuges ravage you people
No.512433
>>512428
College turned me into a normie.
I mean, I don't even know what me being like ae means. That can't be a good sign.
No.512435
good god... cucking on a continental scale...
No.512437
if everybody was vegetarian and only jerked off to mouths we would achieve world peace
No.512439
are vegans allowed to eat ass
some poopies might make it into their mouth
No.512440
elect vfan's breeding stud '16
No.512441
put vfan in a porous cube and have a bunch of ugly lanky tall men jerk off onto it
No.512442
>>512434
If I do this are you just gonna pull a genie move on me and try to literally eat me?
vore is gross vfam.
No.512443
>>512439
i'm sure the taste is probably an improvement to what they usually eat
No.512446
>>512444
wow tats prettt randumb lulzXDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
No.512447
>>512445
Did you just google a mouth to post on here
No.512450
>>512444
there a reason you're posting me or
No.512452
i had a dream i lost a cat to the darkness because it wouldn't stop running into it :( im sad and spooked
but hsg is making me laugh
No.512453
>>512450
well the topic is horses
No.512454
>>512445
i've orgasmed to this atleast four times
No.512455
>>512453
well enough i suppose
No.512456
>>512449
i forgot people saved this
very epic
No.512457
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No.512462
whenever i see doujinshi i just remember that there was some guy who got SUPER upset about people calling them doujins
No.512463
>>512449
i finally realized who sponge's face reminds me of
No.512464
>>512463
didn't he start doing gay porn
meanwhile josh is a movie actor
No.512465
>>512464
he's in hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt, selling his body is understandable
No.512466
>>512464
josh was in like 2 movies and now he is in a doomed to fail sitcom.
No.512467
>>512462
why would that make him mad
No.512469
>>512467
i have no idea, it just did
No.512470
>>512463
very epic
i might look better than him once i start my epic & strict regimen
No.512472
>>512471
can you do one about palestine please
No.512473
No.512474
>>512472
do palpatine instead
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No.512478
*eats evil cupcakes with le spork*
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No.512486
a black person is beating trump in republican polls
while that's really funny i wish trump would have actually won the nomination, then literally anyone who was the democrat nomination would win
No.512487
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>>512482
she's not even ugly tbh
if she is mtf she's done a pretty good job imo
No.512491
>>512486
trump is getting le cucked
No.512493
all of the "nerd box" things seem inherently shit
like, "pay us $30 a month and you might get one thing you could possibly like, which you could have just gotten for like $5"
it's like some awful combination of chuck e cheese prizes and the crane games at arcades
No.512494
>>512490
i agree
honestly there are so many things you can successfully shit on hiro for, this isn't one of them
No.512495
No.512496
i'm gonna poop in the box
No.512497
>>512482
if they're actually trans they look like relatively normal outside of the boobs
No.512498
>>512493
i think they're a really awesome idea in concept
opening a mystery present is so much fun
but yeah, i am very underwhelmed every time i actually look at the contents
No.512499
frosted sugar cookies are my SHIT and somehow they're only 170 calories this is the best
No.512504
>>512499
same tbh. i got two bags for polarized's release
then i ate too many and bit my tongue
No.512505
>>512498
I don't actually know what you can get from them. I know pop figurines are like $15-20, if you get like $50 worth of shit from it that'd make sense but I can't see how they would make a profit off of that.
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No.512507
>>512466
hey hey hey
drake is in movies too
just not the ones you'd want to be associated with
No.512508
>>512504
for what's release
No.512509
>>512508
life is strange episode 5: polarized
No.512510
life is epic 69: mangry mouthpic
No.512512
>>512505
it's generally little doodads
a recent lootcrate i saw had
>doc brown pop figure
>a crappy hoverboard statuette
>a spork which had the handle of the sonic screwdriver from dr. who
>t-shirt
and that was considered a "really good one" by the person
ehhh they're fun but not worth it
No.512514
No.512515
>>512509
Eat shit and die (X) (B) Fuck you
No.512516
No.512517
do think scully ever got her ass eaten
No.512518
>>512509
oh i never played that
all my friends did though
half of them are super pissed at the ending and the other half are trying to defend it and man those conversations are tiresome
No.512519
>>512517
im just about to watch xfiles dont do this to me
No.512520
No.512522
>>512518
from what I've seen it's a combination of gone home and telltale games
No.512523
>>512515
duke vs. donte... hardest choice in the game
No.512524
i just sent a mouthpic... in exchange for a mouthpic...
No.512525
>>512523
no.........
there is another
No.512526
*cums inside your puss-puss*
hi
its me
eri
No.512527
sponge, has someone ever ate your ass in return
do you see yourself participating in an ass eating train in the future
No.512528
>>512526
does eri have the puss-puss
No.512529
>>512524
how do you expect to turn a profit
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>>512527
aw man, i'm kind of insecure about my ass
even when i'm jacked, i'm still too subby to want my ass eaten at all
i suppose if they really really wanted to, and spat on me and stuff in return
No.512533
>>512522
the ones that were mad were pissed off because it did the standard fare for "YOUR CHOICES MATTER" games and just ignored all your choices and made you choose between two endings at the very end
which is expected, but turns me off from ever wanting to play it i think
No.512534
sponge is insecure about his poopybutt...
No.512535
>>512533
yea, that's why I said it was a telltale game
No.512536
>>512533
i still think it was worth playing, the first 3 eps were very cozy and i pirated it anyway
No.512537
like i don't see why people even still play telltale games, it made sense at the beginning with some of the walking dead games and then wanting to see how the story ended, but since everyone knows your ~choices~ mean jack shit can't they just watch it on youtube or something
because we seriously don't need a minecraft one
No.512538
No.512539
>>512537
minecraft: story mode is the stupidest fucking video game and it's going to make so much goddamn money
No.512540
>>512537
yes we do
its going to be one of the top 10 games of the century
No.512541
is Life is Strange the walking simulator about lesbians
No.512542
>>512539
wanna frame this post on a wall
wanna properly emphasize this post
No.512544
are there any games where your choices really matter
No.512545
>>512539
what is it even going to be about
No.512546
>>512544
torment
and that's kinda it
No.512548
>>512544
the fables games, sorta
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No.512550
>>512544
I think they mattered in the first two mass effect games
It's currently a meme game but pretty much every "choice" in undertale actually matters a whole lot more than any choice in a telltale game.
No.512551
No.512552
is that new fable game out yet
is it any good
No.512553
>haven't received her end of the mouthpic deal yet
i am getting played like a fucking fiddle
No.512554
>>512544
any game with multiple endgames
No.512555
There's a sign that I cross most every day on my way back to class that says "It's not too late to change the path you're on" and I always think of this banner.
No.512556
>>512555
my way back from class*
No.512557
>>512551
this is a good gimmick
No.512558
>>512553
now you know how all those poor girls feel like
No.512559
>>512552
i think they came out with some mobile game
fable as a series is really terrible imo, the first was great (if you weren't over-hyped by molyneux) but i thought both 2 and 3 were just garbage
man i really ought to replay fable 1 with the expansion
i wonder if it'd stand the test of time
No.512560
im a hikikomori and proud of it!!! x3
No.512564
>>512560
you attend high school
No.512565
>>512562
whose dick is that
tiz or ringabel or someone else
No.512566
i kinda wanna get fallout 4 because the androids sound like neat enemies
if they decide to bring back the enemies that look like goofy xenomorphs i'm sold
No.512567
>>512559
whats the difference between the first one and the 2nd & 3rd one
ive only played 2 and 3, and i thought they were fun
No.512568
>>512562
no, nothing in life but spamming imageboards actually matters
No.512569
No.512571
hsg i need to buy something else on amazon that's worth $15 so i can get the free shipping
what should i get
No.512574
I want to bring all of hsg with me on a wacky time traveling adventure
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No.512576
>>512567
iirc, they stripped a lot of complexity and variety from the first game to the second, and the first just presented a more interesting world and characters
i remember strongly disliking the third because it was so shallow and simplified
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>>512577
that looks nice, but paying for books is pretty 20th century tbh
No.512580
>>512579
what about manga/ln volumes
No.512581
>>512580
i can get those at the library
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>>512583
I've read like 5 ln in the past week or so.
One of them updates daily
Two of them got segments translated weekly but one of them had their translator have a lot of rl work
Then there's two that seem to get translated real slowly
No.512588
No.512589
>>512586
how does it feel to have worse taste than even highschool age wonk
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>>512585
Are there even any good yuri ln I wouldn't think there are.
>>512589
*farts*
No.512592
>>512588
JUST. FUCKING. BUY. IT.
FUCK NEW VEGAS!
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No.512595
i could maybe see it if you we're learning japanese and needed some trash to grind out vocab with
but reading it in english, for pleasure?
No.512596
i... i had to cancel my fallout 4 preorder guys...
No.512597
dude
www.amazon.com/Fallout-4-PC/dp/B00YQ2MM2M/
No.512598
>>512596
you had better be joking
No.512599
>>512596
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.512600
>>512593
>"oh this would be a fun gag gift for-"
>$14.39 for case of fucking tic-tacs
No.512602
[INT 4] So you fight the good fight by preordering your games, right?
No.512603
No.512604
i never played fallout so i didn't super care about them taking out good dialogue but still
No.512606
ban anyone who has not preordered Fallout 4
No.512607
>>512604
fallout as a franchise doesnt deserve to be owned by bethesda
its just inhumane
No.512608
ban fallout marketing shills
No.512609
hate newspapers
HATE NEWSPAPERS
No.512610
No.512611
voice acting actually makes writing in games worst most of the time
No.512614
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No.512615
>>512611
yeah, it makes having additional dialogue a lot more expensive both in terms of money and disk space, so they just cut down on choices and keep it simple
video game VAs complaining about not getting a set percent of the games sales need to just fuck off
No.512616
>>512615
no let them stay, maybe then we'll stop having to VA everything
No.512620
No.512622
oh fug :DDD
breorder fallout 4 :DD
No.512625
oh nepeta... you're going to have an epic day
No.512626
nepeta's epicest day will also be her last
No.512627
why does my taint smell bad
No.512628
when the film industry had a writers strike it ended up with a lot of filmmakers realising they didnt really need good writing to make money
if the same happens with VAs we might get a resurgence of text only dialogue
No.512629
No.512630
>>512627
that's a syrymptonm of hiv
No.512631
No.512632
*runs like an anime girl*
*accidentally punches myself in the face*
No.512633
that's why i run like sonic
No.512635
i had to listen to a sixty year old woman monotonously read out "current teen slang"
No.512636
>18 is the age of consent in the US
Ay, chihuahua, I'd be in all kinds of hot shit in America.
Weird to think about.
No.512637
i am extremely attracted to damara for some reason.
No.512638
No.512639
No.512640
>>512637
we know
please stop posting the picture
No.512641
No.512642
>>512636
whats it like in spain
No.512643
>>512639
No like
late 90s to mid 2000s
No.512645
No.512646
No.512648
halloween plans are fail
not gonna see my friends that i haven't seen since april
am sad
