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No.512647
every time you post in this thread megane is smacked with a shovel
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No.512653
>>512642
it's scotland but i'm doing good
plenty of qt legal girls
No.512654
>>512653
scottish friend
what is irn bru like
No.512655
>>512654
not him but its great
one of the best drinks in the world tbh
No.512656
>>512654
a beautiful gift fresh from the girders of Glasgow
No.512657
why do we have a scottish pedophile
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>>512655
>>512656
im jealous
ive been wanting to try irn bru for a while
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>>512658
if you can find dandelion and burdock apparently its a similar flavour
No.512663
>>512660
these hooligans are living the high life
No.512666
>>512664
bravely default is a real good game you should play it
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No.512669
let's all give vfan things to masturbate to
No.512670
>>512661
teach me cool scottish slang
No.512671
I should finish Bravely Default, completely forgot about that game
No.512672
>>512665
To remind people that discrimination isn't always based on skin color.
No.512673
this is the closest thing to yuri i have
No.512674
>>512669
why is it always aranea
No.512676
i want to poop on a tentabulge
No.512678
>>512675
at least have the decency to put on a name so i can filter you
No.512679
>>512677
the sequel is supposed to come out in a few months
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>>512677
you're generally annoying but you're ok right now i guess
No.512684
>>512670
they say cannae instead of cannot
all you need to know
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>>512670
if you can say its a braw bricht moonlicht nicht the nicht you're alright, you ken?
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No.512687
>>512685
no my name isnt ken
No.512688
>>512677
Will do pal will do
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>>512686
>>512683
>>512680
stop with the fucking scat! jeez!
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🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢 🔢
No.512693
>>512665
my family's scottish
No.512695
>>512687
If you can say it is a bonny, bright, moonlight night tonight you're alright, you know?
No.512696
hundreds of generations of incest would explain why this province is so dumb in general though
No.512698
>>512644
wanna kill
GONNA KILL
No.512699
>>512697
I know, I was being cute
No.512700
>>512698
goliath pls leave
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>>512690
Okay I walked into that one
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>>512696
in swear on me mum m8 we invented penicilin ill fight you behind the bike sheds after school m8 square go like SQUARE GO LIKE
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>>512703
fuck right off bi'
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No.512707
Poopydot! Poopydot! Poopydot! Poopydot! Poopydot! Poopydot! Poobydot!Poopydot!PoobidotPoopidotPeobidotPeobiPeobiPebiPeriEri
No.512710
>>512709
nova scotia
home of the trailer park boys
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No.512714
Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price
No.512715
cuck, i remember cuck
pictures came with cuck
a black cock, one foot long
where do i belong
a buck within a bride
a sissy turned aside
cuck where do you lead
i need something more
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>>512716
numale is a fitting look for hussie because hes a beta bitch faggot with no spine lol
No.512720
>>512716
>that northface jacket
how'd he get so
old
No.512721
>>512716
>>512718
>>512719
HUSSIE WHY
HUSSIE NO
HUSSIE
STOP
No.512722
>>512720
he's like 37 or something dude
No.512723
>>512720
is that an old thing? it just looks cheap
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>>512716
where is the pic even from
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>>512716
tbh i prefer this haircut to the Autistic Cut he's been rockin all these years
that said MAN that hairline is starting to escape from above
No.512727
>>512725
Ryan North's twitter
No.512728
how come he'll get a new haircut but he wont stop his jaw looking like a piece of burnt toast
No.512729
>>512725
apparently him and ryan north went to a barber together and determined each others haircuts
No.512730
>>512729
What'd north end up with then.
>The North Face
was this a pun
No.512731
>>512730
lightning bolt!!!!
No.512732
>>512731
well at least they both look bad
No.512734
>they get relevant again in already dying midwest emo like a disease
What did he mean by this?
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>>512716
what the fuck happened to him
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>>512733
Can't stop theneddledrop
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>>512738
actually, they own
No.512741
Dear bottomless pit,
JEHNY DEFFF WENN
No.512743
>>512742
they actually own, and you suck
No.512745
>>512744
actually, they actually own, and you are wrong
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No.512747
dracula, except instead of biting women with his fangs, he texts them tons of mouthpics and tells himself ladies love the epic fangs over and over
No.512748
>you'll never be beautiful
I want a do over, a new body
No.512749
>>512747
literally spongelord
No.512752
>>512750
but you're not beautiful
No.512753
>>512751
More beautiful than you'll ever be
No.512754
>men can't be beautiful
This bitch finally caught me
No.512756
>>512755
you still have no idea what i look like you dumb ugly idiot
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>>512757
You don't even know what the truth is you've been lying so long that you actually believe your own ramblings
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>>512757
You're built like a plank
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>>512759
so is the starving third world child you just posted
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No.512764
if you were as ugly as vfan would you kill yourself i would
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>>512762
Still more feminine than you
No.512766
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Chaz why
Why do you keep accepting this furry's money
No.512767
>>512766
of course this autistic homo furfag would be a brony
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>>512766
why wouldn't you accept someone's money
furries just have a lot of it for some reason
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>>512769
But why SO much money
And why does this person just commission the same thing over and over
Like he's done fifty thousand things of dog-dick Jade fucking shota Dave
You'd think he'd get tired of the dog dick
i sure am
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No.512774
>>512766
i know the blue music person is a pony but i sort of like their design
No.512775
>>512772
autists like routine
No.512776
>>512772
if it ain't broke don't fix it
No.512777
>>512776
>it ain't broke
anon....
No.512779
instead of spending the last hour on hsg, i spent it arguing with an sjw
No.512780
>>512776
It's broke.
It's very very broke.
It sits in destroyed pieces at the bottom of brokeback mountain
No.512781
>>512779
whats the difference
No.512782
bury me with my thousands of dollars worth of furry commissions
No.512783
>>512781
honestly people on hsg aren't as unironically inflammatory as most sjws are
No.512784
>>512782
Okay but Jade has to have a vagina
No.512787
>>512785
then how did she end up homeless
No.512788
>>512785
but you spend many hours on hsg
No.512789
*shoots a guy*
hey man i got money for it whats the problem
No.512790
i'm gonna get some mommy mouthpics soon
(no!!! not from my own mom!!!)
No.512791
>>512787
Spent it all raising Roxykitten
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No.512795
>>512794
maybe you should stop
No.512796
>>512795
maybe you should
stop
replying
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No.512800
>>512798
about Roxykitten's education
No.512801
>all that new SU drama
apparently the SU crew guy who commented on the recent events un the fandom liked a pic of a loli on tumblr
and now people are going bananas
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No.512803
why is everyone such a weiner
why do people love normalcy
i'm relatively tame but i appreciate edgy weirdos spicing things up
not talking about you guys
>>512801
matt? oh jeez they were ripping him apart on twitter today
No.512805
>>512800
*wants 2 b sientist*
No.512807
>>512806
*plays in kechup spill*
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I want to be in the middle of a Big Boss and Ocelot sandwich
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No.512811
>>512805
With those grades? At most you'll be lucky to get a liberal arts degree
No.512812
*looks at retarded post*
glad i dont have to read that lol
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No.512815
I'm looking at the su tag and saw someone saying that they found out that rebecca drew "child porn", probably referring to that ed edd n eddy yaoi. and of course that they were waaa all fucked up about it and going to leave the fandom and etc
but oh boy, if THAT got around tumblr
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No.512820
>>512819
You're the one that wants to be a scientist, so get back to studying. Ain't no such thing as a child prodigy that has FUN. You're gonna graduate college at 15 with no social skills and you're gonna LIKE IT.
No.512821
wht if roxkit got hiv would that be sad
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>>512822
>And popular people you didn't like in high school chose it because it was interesting
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No.512826
when i grow up i want to work for paintings :DDD
No.512827
big lol @ anyone who defends studying vague art degrees
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>>512828
that was hilarious reading that in my father's accent
then again, if he really cared about me he wouldn't have run off overseas
No.512835
"Poor Mr. Jueqeanbatsise was shot twice in the chest and once in the head by racist tea partier armed with an AR-15 assault with 60 high capacity clips rifle after peacefully demonstrating in a white neighborhood" – MSNBC
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No.512842
[in vietnam song voice] it aint me
No.512844
hey does anyone have a working archive of the saw person in the mspa forums that made him draw the muppet babies thing?
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No.512849
>>512844
the mspa wiki has links to 3 archives, one (the bj one) doesnt work and the other 2 seem to each be missing some images but a quick glance suggests that both of them together might be complete
http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Cheerfulbear_-_PLAY_ME
No.512853
>>512848
ye thats where i had looked, but most of the images were broken.
>>512849
ah perfect, thanks!
No.512854
>>512851
nobody cares about your o
No.512855
[in martin noakes voice] cold war bird flu wmd
No.512856
it's a beautiful morning hsg
No.512857
>>512856
hello my epic buddy
No.512860
>>512819
*Pats roxy kitten on back to burp her, eyes thread with suspicion.* Okay not really but please be nicer to the kittens.
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No.512865
This is the coolest shit that comes into my office, it is a jetpack vacuum and I covet it.
No.512866
>>512865
your office
i thought you were a professional weed baron, i'm disappointed
No.512867
>>512866
the strangest posters are always normies
No.512869
>>512868
i dunno, it's just not in keeping with my image of you
i guess being a fulltime bonglord would kind of leave a conspicuous gap on your resume
No.512870
hey everyone, just wanted to give you guys a weekly dose of my shitty walls
No.512871
>>512869
Don't worry about it, Nick's Ass. I like being a weed baron (on the side) and my life (entree with a milkshake).
No.512872
>>512870
thanks, that's pretty fucking metal
No.512873
>>512870
thank you for taking time out of your day from banging all those hot chicks on that bed to show us this
No.512876
>>512873
>implying I have that level of confidence
I did go 3-0 playing magic today that was fun.
No.512877
>>512870
how does it feel knowing that these days you're probably the least shitty trip we have
No.512879
You're a cool guy, Batlord.
No.512880
>>512870
you gotta paint those walls, batlord
No.512881
>>512879
factually impossible. I play magic the gathering which by definition means I'm a sub-human loser.
>>512880
hold on I think I noticed something wrong with that picture... what's that like weird black and red blob on the wall, obscuring the shittyness? That wasn't there before...
No.512882
>>512881
your walls are still shitty! even with cool art on them
No.512883
>>512882
cool art? did you wanna see it?
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>>512883
you're going to post it regardless of my answer
No.512887
>>512886
I mean.... yeah.... shit.... you got me. Anyway, chaz does things other than draw furry porn. She also drew all this stuff and sent to me in the mail!
No.512888
>>512887
i cant believe everyone in farts turned out to be a furry
nice bobomb tittays though
No.512889
i wann to live in temmie village
No.512890
>>512888
they're boob-ombs
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No.512892
also MTG is the shit and has the best art and picks out the best quotes. MTG makes your ass crack show sometimes but who cares? Not me anyway.
No.512893
>>512890
oh shit, of course
No.512894
>>512893
yeah duh
>>512892
show me your decks then!
No.512895
I'm... i;m too casual to play MTG.
FORBIDDEN SHAME
No.512896
It's 230 in the fuckin morning and I am naked and sweaty off of thinking about how bad I could be at MTG but mostly just how hard it is to even START to care to play... I heard the latest shit is rad and they even have prebuilt decks but... even that couldn't help this level of casual.
No.512897
>>512896
just play limited. Draft and sealed is hella fun.
No.512898
>>512897
also it only costs the price of the packs to play.
No.512899
this batlord fella seems like a real gaylord if you ask me
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>>512900
well I told you anyways so yeah owned bitch
No.512902
aw jeez it was a full moon last night and I didn't even go outside
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No.512906
card games on motorcycles xd
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No.512910
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>>512909
would you let lapis fuse with you and keep your fusion trapped to the bottom of the ocean
No.512911
>>512906
i love yu gi oh 5ds' shorts
they are completely retarded and 90% of the humor is stale and repeated jokes
but i love them
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>>512910
why is her stomach a different colour to the rest of her skin
No.512914
*Calls Peridot a rapist*
*Ignores that Jasper did literally the same thing but even worse*
No.512915
>>512913
not her stomach, that's part of her dress
No.512916
>>512915
not in canon, it ain't
No.512917
>>512916
so? this is fanart
No.512918
>>512917
oh, so fanart can just be wrong if it wants to be, now?
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>>512918
If you don't have autism, yeah
No.512922
kill fuck marry
pearl garnet amethyst
No.512923
>>512918
you're right anon
you should fill the artist's ask box with death threats
here, have fun
http://shinjikari.co.vu/post/126152529129/its-a-long-way-down
No.512924
saying >>512921 is the same as >>512910 is kind of disingenuous, don't you think?
No.512925
>>512923
this but unironically
No.512926
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No.512928
which gem would you want to kiss
hard mode: not your waifu
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>>512928
lapis
she'll probably won't be disgusted by me
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No.512936
HANDSTANDING, I REALIZE
THAT YOU WERE JUST LIKE HE
TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE
THE STYLE FROM GRACE
WHEN YOUR COCONUT GUN IS DOWN, WE'LL BOTH AGREE
THAT FUNNY FACES BREEDS FUNNY FACES
BUT IN THE END
IT HAS TO HE THIS WAY
No.512937
gems kissing gems
not kissin you
No.512938
Lapis is such a tragic character that i don't see her getting a happy ending tbh
No.512939
>>512938
yeah, especially now peridot's taken the spot of fourth gem on the team
lapis really doesn't have a place any more
No.512940
>>512939
that's a stupid opinion anon i would advise to post it on /sug/
No.512941
>>512940
pipe down, lapisfag
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No.512944
>career day at work
>expected to go and network and shit
no
No.512945
>>512928
>Having a waifu
>From SU of all things
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No.512947
>>512946
joey! put down the gun! you dont have to do this!
No.512948
I'm just saying nowadays people don't consider a woman with a small ass feminine. And this statement might be wrong but that's just what I see happening. My ass is no bigger than Hyuna's, and it's annoying to hear people talk about how small my ass is when i clearly didn't have a choice. People started to define attractiveness based on a girl's ass and in my opinion, that's incorrect. Nicki gets a lot of credit too for having a big ass and nowadays people have grown to like it. However, someone like Hyuna with a small ass can't twerk? why? are we all different? isn't it stupid that we accept a person with an ass to twerk but we shame another person for not having an ass to twerk with. shouldn't we accept that we are all free to do whatever we want not depending on our ass. If she has a big ass, cool. If she has a small ass cool. Both should be able to twerk without getting hate for it.
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No.512950
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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No.512955
honestly honey? kill yourself :)
No.512956
>>512954
fuck, i meant 15½”
No.512957
>>512954
fuck, i meant ½''
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>>512953
i don't care if sigourney weaver is almost 70, i'd still lovingly carress her wrinkly old body in the throes of intercourse
No.512959
>>512958
lol, u said sex funny
No.512960
when will this ad fuck off
i always get scared of people seeing it
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No.512963
sponge's favorite video games include kirby's epic yarn and epic mickey
No.512964
>>512960
why are you browsing 8ch in public
you do it at home with one hand on your keyboard and the other ticking your scrotum hair
No.512965
>>512964
>Not shaving your nuts
Fuck off autist
No.512966
>>512952
Big Enough, I'll Bet.
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No.512968
Shaving your balls is hard but worth it if your significant other is into that.
Not that I would know literally everything about that.
No.512969
Dreams logged: 2 (111, 263)
Images saved: 5 (4)
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>>512962
my internet is shitty but this is the new dragon quest right
me wants to play
No.512972
>>512968
>Hard
Do you have epilepsy or something
No.512973
>>512965
you can keep your cut sack skin and razor burn, i'll be having an itch free and warm testicular situation this winter
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>>512971
>dq in the west ever
good joke
No.512975
>>512973
>cant shave correctly
jeeze
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>>512971
yeah it's the new musou spinoff for the ps4
No.512978
>>512973
Have you ever heard of this thing called an electrical razor?
No.512979
>>512978
yeah... love me some ball hair stubble....
No.512980
>>512968
Into the shaving process or just the aesthetics
No.512981
>>512979
Maybe you should learn how to shave then
No.512982
electric razors can also cut your balls
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No.512984
just trim your junk hair you disgusting fucks, letting it grow into a tangled mane and taking a sharp blade to your balls are both retarded
just snip snip when it gets too much
No.512985
>>512984
>sharp blade to your balls
nobody uses actual razors on their balls
No.512986
just chop off your junk entirely
No.512987
>>512986
this but unironically
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No.512990
>>512985
yes a motorized cheesegrater is so much better
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No.512993
there are grown men itt that cant shave without hurting themselves
No.512994
>>512989
egzbort te illegle megzicanz :DDDDDDD
dis is te brize of freedum!
No.512995
i wish i had a clitoris, vagina, and uterus with filopian tubes and ovaries
No.512996
i wish i had a monster truck
No.512997
>>512995
and i wish i had a cocky-kun
No.512998
Somewhere deep down, something clicks, and you realize you wish you could get pregnant and have babies.
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No.513003
i cant stop my cocky-kuuuuuun~!
No.513004
>>513002
man, people sure do care about things that don't actually matter
No.513005
anon's cocky-kun was later gunned down by police after it took the life of five people with a japanese sword
No.513007
>>513006
how do we permanently delete this from everywhere
No.513009
>>512980
One, two, and the third option: they feel great
No.513011
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>>513012
at least this one has some quality to it
No.513014
>>513012
i... actually did not get that the first picture was pearl/greg. i thought it was some AU adult!steven/pearl where rose was also not dead
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>>513015
nice try i've been fooled once before
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>>513015
what i don't get is that the poop is longer than her whole body
like the tip of that doody had to be in her fucking skull, to to mention every organ in her torso must not exist
is nepeta a shit golem escaping from her flesh prison
No.513020
>>513018
epic stutter meme
No.513021
im fine with changing status quo
but not in letting go
now the world is being torn apart
No.513022
>>513019
it was coiled up, being shot out her anus pinches it thin
No.513023
what found footage film should i watch today lads
No.513024
>>513023
none
they all suck
No.513025
what song should i learn so i can sing along to
No.513026
>>513024
willow creek it is
No.513027
do you think shiva was a sub and a footfag
No.513028
>>513027
yes to the first and potentially for the second
No.513030
>>513025
napalm death - you suffer
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No.513036
this is the first time ive read youtube comments
i shouldnt have started
No.513037
>>513028
I dunno
He seems awfully eager to get trampled by his wife
No.513038
*sees youtube user with my waifu as their avatar*
*stalks*
*fucking kills*
No.513039
>>513027
i think you should put your trip on
No.513040
are you kidding me
this has been there for three years and I've listened to it a lot
No.513041
>>513040
Consider getting better taste in music
No.513042
>>513041
i like the lyrics, i don't really care about the beatles as a band
No.513044
>>513042
Point still stands
No.513045
>>513040
I used to think it was "I look at all the lonely people" instead of "Ah, look at all the lonely people".
No.513046
this is one time i'm going to be doing some rotten-ness... and that hedgehog won't stop me!
in a word?
he'll be sunk!
ahahaha ha ha ha!
No.513047
>>513043
eugh what does that carpet smell like
No.513049
>>513037
I thought there was a giant blue dick in this picture but there isn't now I am sad.
No.513051
>>513050
whos a pretty kitty
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No.513053
just had a good old fap lads
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>>513053
>masturbation
i hope you feel bad about making baby jesus cry
No.513055
>>513054
nah man, baby j and me, we cool
No.513058
>>513057
wait am i really the only who voted on that
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No.513060
>>513058
fucks wrong with you
No.513061
>>513060
i like voting in polls
No.513062
*cracks open an ice cold gamer fuel*
let's frag
No.513063
shut the fucky up about the mets!!!!
shut uppy about sports!!!!
No.513064
>>513062
don't forget to equip your MMM3000 Ultimate Gaming Helmet© so you can snack on tasty Fridge Raiders™ Chicken Buffalo Blaster Bits® without taking your hands away from the action!
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>>513066
zwid
zwid had a hard life
No.513068
>>513067
we have to change every link to redirect to the barking webm
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>>513070
shit now I want poptarts.
No.513073
>>513066
i thought he hated undertale
No.513075
current caloric intake for the day: 420
*blazes*
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No.513077
so how many people did south park's episode directly kill this time
it made fun of safe spaces, so i'm sure the number is in the millions...
No.513078
>>513077
the death toll is the the hundreds of billions
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>>513079
I knew newgrounds was a shell of its former self but I didn't know they had to advertise all of their shit on tumblr
No.513081
>>513079
everyone loves joey!
No.513082
>>513080
newgrounds has openly said a number of times "help our website is failing what do we do help help someone please help"
they're not ashamed, they're desperate
No.513083
>one of the students at work called me sir
No.513084
kids don't want to play for free what they can get their parents to spend $1.99 on for iphone...
No.513085
No.513086
imo newgrounds should go all in on indie games and try to become the place for everyone to host their unity games
they've already got the capability
No.513087
>>513084
the fact shitty mobile games took off when newgrounds exists blows my mind tbh
No.513088
>>513086
Dude, Flash games were the indie games before indie games
I remember playing that tripod spider game by edmund mcmillen on newgrounds
No.513089
>>513088
tri-achnid was legit
No.513090
>Noyan smirked. "Cosi did, of course. That's how most Cosi stories end up, with Cosi convincing Ula to do something that Ula hadn't initially wanted to do, and then Cosi ends up benefiting from it."
No.513091
>>513083
>is getting laundry
>some lil' punk calls me sir
>this happened to someone but not me it will never happen to me
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No.513094
Also Alien Hominid
I love that artstyle
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what the fuck is she doing
No.513099
>>513098
So I heard this is getting an anime
Feels like it's too early into the story for them to start animating it. It'll probably catch up the manga pretty quickly then they'll have to start making their own story up.
No.513101
>>513098
getting ready to ride a mechanical bull
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>>513099
japs don't know about proper planning
No.513105
>>513100
hooooooooooooooooooooo boy
No.513106
>>513105
i'll bet $10,000 Attention Whore has a halfchub
No.513107
>>513099
There's apparently like 55 chapters out right now.
That's good enough for 12 episodes isn't it.
No.513108
>>513098
I thought that was a dick
No.513109
>>513100
I remember being 14 and randomly posting porn for no reason
No.513110
>>513106
you wouldn't be wrong anon
you wouldn't be wrong
No.513111
>>513099
didn't that happen with dbz
No.513112
the brown pill is back lads
No.513113
quick, cast Drake in Homestuck
No.513114
>>513111
*every shonen anime ever*
No.513115
have you taken the green pill yet, mateys?
*dons Burger King crown*
No.513117
have you taken the peridot pill yet, mateys?
*dons Burger King crown*
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No.513119
i remember being gay and whining about tits
No.513121
>>513119
>You're gay if you don't look at porn 24/7
Don't you have school, kid?
No.513122
>>513119
so are you actually sonic or are you just as immature as him
No.513123
>>513114
dbz and watamote are the only animes i have ever watch beginning to end
No.513125
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>513120
this took me about 30 seconds to find and maybe another minute to make sure it wasn't another version
friends don't let friends watch seven minute videos for three and a half minute songs
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No.513127
friends don't let friends don't let friends don't let friends don't let friends don't let friends don't let friends don't let friends don't let friends don't let friends don't let friends don't let friends don't let friends don't let friends don't let friends don't let friends don't let friends don't let friends don't let friends don't let friends don't let friends don't let friends don't let friends don't let friends read homestuck
No.513128
friends don't let friends get sweepy
so what's the fuckin deal fams
No.513129
>>513125
Friends don't let friends listen to music on Youtube but yet here we are
No.513130
*sees any thread on the first page*
*feels the unstoppable urge to post on it even if it's dead*
guess who
No.513131
uh, friends dont get to bring friends
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>>513130
is phantos still doing that
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No.513135
do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour vfan
No.513136
a friend:
>tells you not to read Homestuck
your best friend:
>ties you to a chair and tapes your eyes open while they page through Homestuck and read it with different voices for every character, stopping periodically for visine breaks
am I right, lads
No.513137
Ass vs tiddy is a false dichotomy
Leg is best
No.513138
>>513136
No, Homestuck is for fags and autists
No.513139
>>513098
Putting on some sort of mecha shoe???
No.513140
MY GUT FEELS UNCOMFORTABLE
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No.513143
does anyone have the bane friends webm
No.513144
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>513141
Superior song coming through
No.513146
>>513145
White is a plight
No.513147
9/11 wasn't a tragedy because only white people died
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.513148
im really cummy right now
No.513149
>>513147
ban this sjw right fucking now
No.513150
>>513149
Where is the lie tho
No.513151
>>513147
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
finally...justice...
No.513152
>>513150
>tho
go back to tumblr
No.513153
>>513152
I use tho too but I started using it before I made a tumblr blog tho
No.513154
>>513150
take it back take it back take it back take it back
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>>513151
>>513152
I said
Where is the lie tho?
No.513157
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No.513159
I love politically incorrect humor, for instance the death toll of America's response to 9/11 massively dwarfs the death toll of 9/11 itself and I think we should take that comparison seriously without attacking the strawman that "9/11 wasn't a tragedy"
No.513161
maybe i'm just like my mother
she never sat inside
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No.513164
even though youre wrong about bowie
No.513166
why do we yell at each other
No.513167
>>513161
>>513162
i guess she liked to stand indoors? maybe she had a thing about only sitting down when outside????
No.513168
>>513163
>pls don't bully me
What
No.513169
>>513159
DON'T MESS WITH THE US
HOO RAH
No.513170
alone in a wworld so cold
No.513171
saltlick should be hanged for treason tbh
No.513172
>>513168
its grant thinking people find him funny
you're also grant because you have to refresh to see edits
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No.513174
LIIIIIVE IN IGNORANCE AND PUUUUURCHASE YOUR HAPPINESS
No.513175
*loves vfan unconditionally even when she has a terrible taste in music sometimes*
No.513176
>>513172
I have to refresh when I get an unclickable "Posted..." instead of "New Reply" when posting too
No.513178
>>513176
i think just closing the quick reply window fixes that, no?
No.513179
>>513176
close the comment box.
reopen the comment box.
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>>513178
>>513179
fuck off not falling for it
No.513181
>>513172
the mod log is public you dumb goatfucker
No.513182
>>513176
no you dont...
dumbass...
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>>513181
anyone he hates is grant, kinda reminds me of someone...
No.513187
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
*casually displays superior taste in music*
>>513181
im not autistic enough to check that though
who do you think i am, grant?
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>>513188
Anon with mod powers
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>513186
i just want to hug you and to be nice to you and to make a pillow out of your hair so i can smell you before i sleep and right after i wake up
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No.513196
It seems I am many things
In real life I am also a candy dealer
No.513197
grant's gf
or "nipples", as her friends and countless lovers like to call her, because of her ginormous udders
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No.513199
little mouse is actually also a skypenig
lets all kill little mouse as an example to the rest of them
No.513200
>>513199
do not tell lies, king skypeynigger extraordinaire.
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No.513202
little mouse is a menace
we must stop him
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No.513206
i wonder if vfan realises how good i am at trolling her
No.513207
>>513205
i certainly hope so
No.513209
but who trolls the troll men
No.513210
peridan....................
No.513212
and so now the skypenigs resort to outright deception and misdirection... i knew they were ravenous and vicious, but somehow i expected a degree of honor and fidelity from them... like the archetypal noble savage, or, maybe a monk who's a little retarded...
skypenigs...........
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No.513214
little mouse i bet you think im being ironic but i genuinely want yourdeath.......
No.513215
eridot....................
No.513216
I'm in a rut here. I start posting in HSG, my life takes a huge nosedive because I spend all my time in HSG, I eventually stop posting, and then I leave HSG until I forget why I left
No.513217
>>513216
use moderation fag
No.513218
>>513217
yeah, I know
when are peak hours for HSG? like, 9pm to 11pm maybe? I might start restricting myself to lurking/posting in those two hours, or something
No.513219
>>513216
log off and stay off
No.513220
my friend got super creepy and stalker-y when they met at my pseudo-birthday party last year and he's slowly gone crazier since last year and while he's still super crazy and Supreme Gentleman about it I think he finally stopped going after her almost exactly a year after he started
so that's something
No.513221
>>513220
met another of my friends at*
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>>513218
hsg doesn't need to consume your entire attention, dude. it's just a fun diversion.
you can just make an occasional post while you're doing other stuff. an occasional shitpost throughout the day takes very little time
No.513224
>>513223
>fun
the toppest of top keks m8
No.513225
>>513224
what emotion do you experience when browsing hsg that keeps you coming back
fulfillment?
No.513226
>>513225
HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE
No.513227
>>513225
You and I, we're both sick. It's a sad reality, but we are never satisfied, we'll always seek a higher rush!
No.513228
hsg is an addiction, like homestuck itself. you can't escape it, no matter how hard you try. no matter how hard you want it out of your life, you can never truly get it out of your mind.
No.513229
hsg is epic
epic for the win
No.513230
it turns out that simply having my window open boosted my mood
hmm....
No.513231
>>513228
I wonder how much time I spend on hsg
I should really take a break
No.513232
hsg is like music
I don't actually enjoy it on its own I just keep it going in the background while I'm doing other stuff
No.513233
>>513231
i spend nearly every moment im on my computer, on hsg
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>>513231
imagine using all that time wasted on HSG for something more productive
i dont even want to think about it
No.513238
>>513222
That is a cool poop
No.513239
shaving my cock for an upcoming blowjob?
No.513240
it finally snowed today hsg
are you as excited as i am?
No.513241
ive been caught sleep-browsing on hsg, shit-posting in my sleep
No.513242
>>513236
me too dude
not in a creepy way like you tho
No.513243
>>513237
yeah same
i'm usually on here everytime i have free time
i should stop thinking about it
No.513244
a girl told me that girls like hairy cocks but I think she was just crazy
No.513245
>>513244
just wait a couple years and you won't have to worry about hair anymore
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>>513242
its not creepy
my love is pure
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>>513247
yeah
pure creepiness
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No.513253
>AE is a pussywhipped beta cuck
Heh
No.513254
There is snot all over my keyboard
No.513255
>>513250
Oh god, a sandworm!
No.513256
>>513254
go was your fuckin hands you savage
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No.513258
*peruses an online merkin collection*
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No.513260
*casually reads "Wage Labour and Capital" by Karl Marx*
hmm hmm
yes
hmm
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>>513261
Vfan's a big softie once you get to know them imo
No.513263
>>513261
>thinks every commie on this boards is vfan
cletus...
No.513264
>>513262
>them
i think you mean thon...
No.513265
Cletus is probably cool too, anon.
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No.513267
Unfortunate to hear, I always wanted to get along with everyone, even or esp. vfan :(
No.513268
Y'all should add me back to the skype, I think I am going to be done with chans for a short time.
You'll probably miss my dumb mirth and I'll miss your dumb girth.
No.513269
>>513262
vfan posted private sexy conversations and shit, she is a bad and unkind person
>>513265
cletus posted nudes of his disabled cousin who for some reason trusts him, he is a bad and unkind person
No.513270
>>513269
anyone got those nudes?
No.513271
I have a friend like Cletus but we love em anyway. He is an asshole to be sure.
Vfan probably has some of my hot saucy business.
No.513272
>>513262
no dude they're fucking crazy
trust me you may think she's normal but she's not, she tried to do shit with b but vfan showed her true crazy before b got too deep
No.513274
hey cletus, if you're still around, post those nudes again.
No.513275
>>513267
you're not a part of the kool klub if you don't hate vfan
>>513269
i think they both have mental disorders, normal humans have a conscience that prevents that kind of thing
No.513276
nick's ass is a really boring little shit who supports grant and hates vfan
he is a bad and retarded person
No.513277
>>513276
why are you still here
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>>513275
>normal humans have a conscience that prevents that kind of thing
ree
No.513280
>>513277
im having trouble sleeping i cant find anything boring to leave on as background noise
No.513281
>>513280
Stop looking at screens dummy
No.513282
>>513275
>normal humans have a conscience that prevents that kind of thing
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>>513281
im used to it i dont even have to use flux or anything
i think my body is too smart to be fooled by your retarded false suns
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>>513274
you get banned for posting her nudes now
No.513296
I leave for a couple hours and Matt goes into /sug/
>andrew will never come to hsg because of rachel and ipgd
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>>513296
no, andrew will never come to hsg because it's a shithole full of awful people
No.513299
>>513296
he (possibly) did when hsg was relevant
No.513300
>>513275
i think that's kind of naive, unless you dismiss every unkind or shortsighted act as a symptom of mental illness
perfectly healthy people do pretty fucked up things sometimes. never trust anybody.
No.513301
>>513298
So it is /sug/ but
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>>513301
/sug/ is like hsg three years ago
a shithole, but like, less than complete shit
No.513305
>>513304
>less than complete shit
that's funny to me.
No.513306
No.513307
who le fruggy mcpuggy is "matt"
No.513308
phantos is one of those retards that think nobody is genuinely bad
No.513309
me should work out
me isnt going to work out
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>>513305
hey, i liked hsg three years ago
wait, was end of act 5 three years ago? four?
No.513312
>>513309
lift that goddamn fat ass and go to the gym
No.513313
>>513310
did he tell people to stop caring about fanart again or does one of them need to personally go onto tumblr and say "YES IT IS COMPLETELY FINE TO DRAW WHATEVER FAN ART YOU WANT YOU DUMB ASS FUCKS"
>>513311
4
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>>513312
*gets up*
*slips and falls on french fry grease*
nuhhhhh
No.513317
>>513313
he posted a /sug/ screencap on his twitter
and theres something more i'm trying to find out
the zamii drama is still going on
No.513318
>>513316
*covers you in grease*
*kicks you in the direction of the gym*
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No.513320
Trust me that trust in u, nick ass
No.513321
>>513317
wasn't that when the last episode aired?
No.513322
when is zamii going to exit the hospital, so to speak
to complete her journey, to turn a phrase
to escape those bullies once and for all, in a manner of speaking
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>>513320
these eyes have seen too much evil...
No.513325
>>513322
she's going to make the jump tonight
No.513326
If someone commits suicide over cyber bullying I don't even know what to say
It's not a huge loss since they probably would have done it later if they got slightly nudged on the grocery line or if a group of people laughed in the same room
No.513328
is "fishing" a slang for masturbation?
No.513329
>>513325
how will jumping around accomplish anything idiot don't be retarded.
No.513331
>>513330
*hands you at hotdog with a lit stick of dynamite in the bun*
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>>513326
people on tumblr are so thin-skinned it's ridiculous
it baffles me that anyone can take "cyber bullying" at all seriously
No.513334
>>513333
I guess it starts to get to you when it's a huge mob doing it
No.513335
>>513324
Come here nick-kun let me fill you with fatherly affection
No.513337
>>513333
I thought we hated harassment and we would never, ever do it?
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>>513336
I totally read all this
please keep talking
No.513340
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and theyre like jesus christ this is disgusting did you use spoiled milk to make these milkshakes what the fuck is wrong with you
No.513341
>>513333
thats not just a tumblr thing mister quads
tumblr us particular thin-skinned but normies and general are easily affected by hate
No.513342
>that official undertale merch
wow its shit
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>>513342
is there actual official mech or is it that troll blog again
No.513345
>>513342
just like the source material...
No.513346
>>513340
hey, it's been a while since i've seen you around
how's it going, fuckboy
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>>513346
he came back
like they always do
batlord came out of farts for the first time in ages too
No.513349
>>513340
*gives you the milkshake*
No.513350
>>513346
same as always
still a useless sack of shit
No.513351
No.513352
and so the time has come to stop subjecting myself to youtube comments
No.513353
>>513352
plot twist this is a comment on a video of someone's pet crab
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>>513353
it was actually a baby alligator, but nice sleuthing
No.513357
>>513354
would you leave already
No.513358
>>513352
it's ironic shitposting
No.513359
>>513354
FUCK OFF ratbitch you don't fucking know me okay
No.513360
>>513357
>>513359
>getting upset over vfan
lol...
No.513361
>>513359
you're proving her point
No.513362
i honestly wonder if people would get less assmad over vfan's posts if she did it without a name or trip.
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>>513364
i-im not mad i just cant stop replying to her
No.513366
>>513362
i literally have not parsed a single post as cousinfucker since he stopped tripping
it's a pretty great feel to be honest
No.513367
>>513365
>one reply
>all the replies
oh god youre replying to me right now
fuck off creep??
No.513368
>>513367
out of your last 75 posts like 11 of them are replies to vfan, tbqh
No.513369
Tripping is for juvenile attentionwhore cucks tbh
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No.513376
has anyone noticed vfan is literally vriska?
same bitchy mannerisms, shitty counter-arguments, obvious damage control, holier-than-thou attitude, etc.
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>>513360
>>513368
wait which mod is this and how dense are you
grant?
No.513378
>>513375
*fucking stabs you*
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No.513386
dogs are shit
cats master race
No.513387
me have 830 calories left and no know what spend on
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>>513387
but what if you don't spend them at all, and end today knowing you spent 830 calories less than you could have
No.513391
>>513388
yes but cats r better
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>>513376
vriska is kinda cute tho, vfan is just ugly
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>>513390
i'm 830 off of my daily goal, which loses me 2 pounds a week
if i don't even eat that i risk going into
STARVATION MODE
which i can only assume means i'll go apeshit and eat my neighbors
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>>513381
Why does Nep look like 'rezi
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posts so boring you can't even reply to them
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>people who don't like cats and dogs
what
No.513403
who's interested in joining my hsg liberation front
we chase out the skypenigs mods and establish a new board order with le me at the top
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>>513403
we're laughing about this in our skype group
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>>513402
This pupper appeals to me
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>>513404
first they laugh at you... then they something something... then you win
No.513407
its only 7pm
what the fuck am i supposed to do
im so bored
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No.513412
everythings making me mad and I have to spend the next 4 days in a house with a bunch of people with little to no privacy
woohoohoohoo
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also i did a temmie pumpkin but I suck so it's pretty shit but also a little cute
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>>513412
do you have roof access?
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I'd carve my other pumpkin but gotta pack!!!! yayayayayayay
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>>513414
nah I tried
when I lived there I felt like a cornered cougar when I desperately needed to get away from everyone
once when I had to cry I sat in the laundry room where people walked in on me multiple times ( I didn't have my own room with a door)
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>>513412
fuck people in front of them
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>>513416
>>513417
vfan's right for once, be an edgy faggot, it may work better than you think.
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>>512892
>>512894
I'm taking apart my bant edh (arcades sabboth) to build a naya edh (rith the awakener) make suggestions
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>>513412
not having at least a couple hours a day to myself makes me want to fucking kill pretty fast
godspeed
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>>513420
kill yourself is my suggestion
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there's only a door separating the room and my dad's so he can hear just about everything im doing and there's no door knob to my door so you can just peek through the whole and see me and i want to die
No.513424
shove jam up my ass baby...... oh yea.......... get it in there........
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>>513423
does your dad ever watch you crank your hog
No.513426
im so fucking bored holy shit
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>>513425
no its not the door to his room
but my sister likes to peek through it without notifying me that shes there and i think shes seen me at least once
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>>513427
sounds like the start to a hentai
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>>513430
GLORY BE TO MURDER/K/UBE
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>>513435
i used to do this when i was a small child
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>>513435
so do I tbh
mostly when i'm really anxious about something and i wanna gnaw/pick at everything on my body possible
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kill fuck me to death murder
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>get omnath and gideon on the field at the same time
this draft
is epic
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