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hussie is actually dead edition
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Hussie Riddled with bullets, is ded ?
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i want to serve this spider
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gamergate killed my child
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>>514220
cat a shit when she isn't a cat
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and so then i'm all like, i says like,
transphobic much???
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HSG have you ever had a gf?
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how do we stop ben "vitard" shecklestein
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>>514215
Who is this literal demon
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>>514239
I haven't spent any of my bookstore money I might just actually buy a vita.
>>514243
She's not a demon she's a spider, then a drider, then a god.
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>>514244
>She's not a demon she's a spider, then a drider, then a god.
Driders are cute!
Cute!
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>50k people watching Bob Ross on Twitch
Gotta love the internet
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If vfan can post lewd animu then so can I
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>>514247
Die Cletus and stop giving your pictures retarded names you fucking jew
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tfw will never be serbian
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>>514253
bob ross is the best sleep aid in existence
just get snug and put on some of that dank Joy and you're gone
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>>514256
tupac alive in serbia
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i don't like how super buu is too much like cell
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I approach the qt Jewess from behind-- she's nervous, skittish in her neurotic way.
My hand slides under her slender arm and kneads one of her pert little breasts
"...oh... b-be gentile, please..." she murmurs
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Fuck, posted the stats in a fake new thread
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>>514263
Vfan do you know the kind of Jewish woman that wears a lot of black knee length skirts and is always pushing a stroller
They're always 4 foot 2 and adorable
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>>514259
I don't like manchildren who talk about Dragon Ball and yet here we are
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>>514267
I like to yell at people who like things I don't like on the internet
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There's literally no anime that says "I am a giant manchild" more than Dragon Ball, even people who watch Umaru are more mature and intellectual
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>>514269
Aw
Do you know the slightly less conservative kind but still sort of reserved type with the spunky quirky smile who snorts when she laughs and wears a little golden star of david around her neck
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>>514274
Do you know the kind who sits on the internet and yell about degeneracy yet fucks their cousins and fetishizes designated shitting streets?
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>>514275
dbz is actually a pretty bad anime outside of shitposting to "annoy" grant
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>>514276
There are Jewish girls who do that?
Cool
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>>514278
Not grant
>>514279
Bad taste detected
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>>514280
Don't know about girls but there's certainly Jews who do that, one of them even posts here
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patrolling the mojavve almost makes you wwish for a nuclear wwinter
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What about the exchange student from Israel kind
the one who's tall and supple and willowy and middle eastern, with an accent and tanned skin
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>>514289
>there are plenty of things more worthy of your time than dragon ball
this can be said to almost anything
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why would you watch dragon ball when you could play deus ex
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>>514264
the accordion player was part of the bosnian genocide.
Plays accordion by day. Removes kebab by night
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>>514298
Why would you play Deus Ex when you could teabag a rottweiler with rabies
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>>514300
that doesn't sound fun at all, that's why
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>>514297
pros: it's a good show
cons: none
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>>514301
More fun than playing Deus Ex or watching Dragon Ball
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>>514301
Have you ever even tried?
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>>514293
I've literally met at least 3 of each for the first two types and one girl from the last
Weak shit m8
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>>514299
>implying i don't already know everything there is to know about novislav djajic and the glorious serbia strong/remove kebab video
pardon me while i chuckle heartily
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>>514270
I really, really like this meme
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pros and cons to spending hours ban evading
cons:
complete waste of time
muslim retard jerks off to everything you say, and has probably printed off pics of your posts and keeps them in his wallet
pros:
get to lord your false bravado over people while you argue with a dude who roleplays as a kitten or a dude who fucks his crippled cousin and only sees women as the fetishes they are
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>You'll never join a guerilla and die for a noble cause
Why bother
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>>514310
only die for your loved ones
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the holocaust probably wouldn't have ever happened at all if hitler had been accepted into art school.
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>>514313
ms. fortune a cutie
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the holocaust probably wouldn't have ever happened at all if hitler had some moe anime to focus his NEET attentions on
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>>514312
And people say liberal arts are useless
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>>514316
do you think hitler would have liked moe garbage like umaru
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>>514319
i think he would have enjoyed watamote garbage more
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are there any hitler dating sims
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>>514323
id date oda nobunaga
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Defensive positions, lads! Don't let that ratbitch ruin our fun!
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>>514328
not me
but also not reading
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>>514332
here's your reply
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i wish i had root beer right now
i love rootbeer
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her incredibly poor reading comprehension is my favorite part of vfan
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>>514336
root beer's pretty fantastic.
have you ever had the Virgil's root beer that comes in glass bottles?
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>>514338
die foodie cunt...
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>>514327
imagine if he'd just been a womanizer instead of the awful human being he was
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>>514341
>not pledging yourself to glorious rootbeer
might as well just kill yourselves now for when the rootbeer gods bring down the soda rapture.
heathens.
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Vfan: Mass murderers are okay when they're attractive and they agree with me politically!
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find the best cletus deals find the best cletus discounts
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Got my dads phone
Having a great time
Love you all
Dot
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>>514343
>robbing trains on horse back
thats kind of awesome actually
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>not wanting to be an outlaw, shooting the pinkertons
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>>514355
post pics of the dictators spider8itch, i've only ever seen Young Stalin
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>>514359
wuh 'bout young hitler and young uggolini?
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>>514359
stalin's the only good looking one
hitler and mao are just kind of ok
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>>514363
i'll eat a man's ass for this if i have undeniable evidence that he's recently performed an enema and taken a thorough shower.
No.514367
how unlucky do you have to be to get hit by a horse drawn carriage twice
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if you assassinate Hitler before 1939 wouldn't it be worse long term
wouldn't a seemingly benign breed of fascism cover Europe, and wouldn't the Japanese move unopposed in the pacific
wouldn't the cold war be even more tenuous with three competing ideologies
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>>514366
Young Mussolini actually isn't that bad. not as handsome as Stalin by any means but still maybe you just have really high standards surprising no one
Young Hitler though...
yikes.
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>>514369
probably
kill hitler too early would probably be a really stupid move in the long-term
unless somebody even more capable would come into power? it's not like that isn't possible
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>>514366
hitler looks like luigi
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i hope eva braun made lots a spaghetti!
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>>514371
Is it too far fetched to believe a Fascist British Empire would generally cause more trouble than weak little Germany crawling away from the Treaty of Versailles
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That's mama hitler to you mussolini!
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>>514370
she has no standards, have you seen that one ugly faggot she fucked?
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>>514376
ok this one got me holy shit
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>>514374
dude if hitler and the nazis had been british instead of german, i wonder if there would have even been a war.
everyone would quake in fear and present their quivering virgin buttholes.
except russia..
russia would still be russia.
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you know what they say, all toasters
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>>514366
Mussolini looks like a spic
Hitler looks like a completely different person wtf
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>514392
lol at this whole post
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>>514389
hitler is a bad guy bad guy bad guy
hitler is a bad bad man
hitler hates marizpan!
hitler's got a master plan
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>>514390
fuck whether it's politically correct or not, someone should already be working on that
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>>514390
How can you actually like Stalin over Lenin
Nobody fucking liked Stalin
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>>514397
Stalin killed more so he's better. >:)
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>>514398
were they whites tho?
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do sjws consider jews to have white privilege
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>>514399
No Slavs aren't even human
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>>514405
vfan confirmed for slavfu
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who needs friends when you've got the biggest mouthpic collection outside of dental records
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>>514411
what was the post?
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>>514411
you will put your trip back on
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>>514413
boniface vi is out? is it good?
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>no hotline miami-inspired series of killings
well, if it hasn't happened yet, it probably never will
bummer
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>>514419
why does VFan constantly bounce between holy-shit-get-the-fuck-out obnoxious and absolutely fantastic awesome?
help
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>>514421
you will put your trip back on
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>>514421
stop vfan encouraging
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>>514420
we could be the ones anon...
we could do it. you know we could...
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>>514425
i do have a creepy rabbit mask i'm gonna wear for halloween.
it could be extremely epic...
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>>514427
i can't love a heinous tripfag troll shitspawn that's become a caricature of itself.. truly vfan you are a poisonous breed of demonseed
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>>514427
i could potentially get into sub shit with you but most of the time you're annoying
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>>514428
it doesn't even need to be creepy, the killing and the fact that it's a fuckin animal mask makes it creepy
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>>514434
oh, no, definitely. it's a very subtle kind of creepy
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>>514439
post a pic friendlord
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>>514441
when will all su fans die
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hitler would be a hillary voter
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>>514447
i saw someone unironically use the term "hitllery" today
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>couldn't really think of anything to do for halloween
>oh i can watch gatari that's "ghost story"
>ask my friend if he wants to do it
>he says sure he's not doing anything
>few days later he's talking about going out for most of the day to do something with another friend and then doing homework he's had for weeks
this is............
so unepic........................................
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>>514449
he dodged a bullet
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>>514451
we've watched all of it up till second season and we both like it so we were gonna marathon second season on halloween
maybe we'll just watch ghost stories
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>>514449
like you wouldn't do the same
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>>514452
i'm real glad i'm not your friend now
that goes for most of hsg
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3 inches wide, 2.75 inches tall
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>>514453
i wouldnt though.........
im a good friend..........................
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>>514459
>worried about being too weird
your friends probably aren't even your friends
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>>514461
im nowhere near as epic as sponge
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ben stop reblogging sjw related shit
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>>514468
>tattoos of a brand's logo
oh jeez...
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ben keep reblogging sjw shit if it makes people mad
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>>514469
i tag literally everything i post and there is a tag that's almost entirely "sjw related shit" so you can just filter that
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online degenerates are attacking my frame of mind with sex fetishes
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>>514474
you only say "good for ben" because you think the guy with the dragonball flag is me tbqh
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i'm going as david bowie rabbitboy, complimented by my friends cock going right into my stupid cunt mouth
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i want to reblog ben's cock
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ben use your magic autism teleportation powers to bring me a root beer
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>>514474
good thing none of it matters
No.514482
if i had autism teleportation powers i'd go to like taiwan or wherever they turn dudes into trap slaves
No.514483
link me the blog of this "ben"...
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>>514473
it would make you into a better person if you stopped
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>>514487
>based grunt doling out that righteous mandate
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don't listen to them ben! be your own person! blaze your own trail! raze your own horrible path across this planet! don't even take my own advice!
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>>514487
And it would make you into a better person if you stopped using Tumblr
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>>514488
i'd believe you but i don't see sjw shit
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Epic Homestuck Fact: Vfan needs to fucking die
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Hotline Miami cosplay for Halloween but you carry a boombox that plays synthwave and crash other peoples parties
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>>514483
nocturnaltherapist.tumblr.com
>>514493
Somewhat surprisingly that is not my blog, it's sponge's.
>>514495 is wesley
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>>514497
oh fuck off you autistic cunt
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because only one person can use a flag ever
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>>514492
it's not actually grant, it's just that i keep forgetting to take his flag off
sorry to ruse you all...
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i'd kill ben if i had the chance
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people are going to think it was me that linked to my own epic blog but it wasn't
although, maybe i will link to it, in the future... i have before...
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>>514441
fuck off little mouse
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>>514496
i actually really want to do this now, but i doubt i have enough time to get all the stuff.
baseball jackets and chicken masks aren't exactly the easiest things to find on short notice.
No.514505
why are family guy likers so degenerate
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>>514497
who's sponge and wesley
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>>514506
it doesn't matter
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Why are Homestuck likers so degenerate
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YOU CAN HEAR ME FORE YOU SEE ME I GOT KING KONG IN THE TRUNK
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>>514505
this post is worse than the time where i went to the dance club with adam sandler
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YOU CAN HEAR ME 'FORE YOU SEE ME
YOU CAN HEAR ME 'FORE YOU SEE ME
YOU CAN HEAR ME 'FORE YOU SEE ME
I GOT KING KONG IN THE TRUNK
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>>514514
here we see peridot embracing her essence as a disgusting cretinous snot-colored verminite
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>>514517
nice FUCKING meme man!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>514518
same could be said to you with your constant peridot hate
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>>514519
i don't like the look of your cartoon character, "wesley"... i will assert so at my own leisure...
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mmm! more spongeposts please!
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>>514369
if you were real good you could go back to 1913 and nail Hitler, Stalin, Trotsky and Tito back when they were all living in the same suburb of Vienna
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>>514379
There wouldn't have been a war because they would already rule the world
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>>514526
whoops, I meant Hitler, Lenin, Trotsky and Tito
Stalin would still be off somewhere robbing banks or whatever
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i'm actually gonna sleep in my jeans tonight guys!
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>even george buzinkai can't get in touch with whatpumpkin
wew
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how do i become a god, hsg
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Hey HSG, watcha talki...
> Hitler
> Trotsky
> Lenin
> Stalin
Who car. Shut the hell up all of you and listen to me and my problem and a brainstorm to solve it.
>>514534
You need to die on a questbed, duh.
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>>514534
Realize that god is dead
Kill yourself
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>>514535
whats your problem rudy
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hsg shaking roxykitten to death in her quest cot
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>>514534
all you have do is let me fuck your ass
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>>514537
The friend of mine, cries hardly after finding out via lot of instagram accaunts a page of a tgirl.
Now she (my friend) sobbing about how it's not fair that some freak (she meant that tg) have better body and face than she (my friend) herself have.
I was trying to tell her that it's stupid to compare a regular real girl with silicon porn bimbo, but she don't listen to me about it and keep dropping tears.
What to do?
I want her to calm (and also shut, because she is too loud and it's 8:04 only)
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official HSG irc channel: #farts @ irc.rizon.net
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>>514538
HSG is a savant when it comes to parenting
also is roxykitten even legally her name, or is it like, her name Roxy General
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>>514538
Please! Do not shake the baby!
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once i was working at an inner city daycare
every kid there was black
there was a napping room filled with what we called "cots" which were really just tiny mattresses laid directly on the floor
one day at snack time i gave all the kids chocolate pudding
shortly thereafter i heard strange murmuring coming from the nap room
i went to investigate and found almost all the kids gathered around one cot, whispering something repeatedly
i got closer and saw that one of the kids had dripped a dollop of pudding on the mattress
but that's not what the kids thought it was
and finally i could make out their chant
>"doodoo.... doodoo on the cot..... doodoo on.... the cot....."
over and over, uttered like an ancient pagan chant
i couldn't find it in me to speak, so i just stood there with them for awhile, all our heads bowed, eyes focused on the stain
>"doodoo on the cot......"
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>>514546
that wasn't from /pol/... that wasn't from anywhere... that was my life
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>>514540
tell her to check her cisgender privilege
and then to start saving up for implants
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i have an epic idea for a post but i need to wait
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look at this good boob edit chaz just made
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>>514542
her name is Shit Meme
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>>514551
it looks out of place, which is a bad thing for an edit
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>>514552
No, that's Joey's legal name
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this summer i teached a wwhale to jump out of his tail
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>>514540
rudy have i ever said how much i love you
please don't ever take english lessons
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>>514555
your legal name is faggot
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>>514558
Struct a nerve huh
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>>514560
drown in pussy pee
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>>514561
you seem pretty obsessed with roxykitten and pussy pee
You're kind of a pedo aren't you
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HSG and Roxykitten trick-or-treating
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every other board on this site sucks big gay ass
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thank god i wasn't born with a peanut allergy
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The breakfast club is such a good movie until they turn the klepto into a normalfag
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oh man the coyotes are freaking the fuck out outside
it's cool to listen to
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>>514572
oh man this is the same exact opinion i have over it
that and the vice principal is so absurdly angry about shit it i find it prett funny
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The bell jar is such a good book until they turn the lesbo into a normalfag
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>>514580
i fucking hate this picture
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*sees D-Day invasion*
*sees Battle of the Bulge*
*sees the liberation of Dachau*
*comes home*
*writes about how hard it is being a teenager*
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>>514584
you know what else is hard
*grabs dick*
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what's long and black?
the welfare line
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>>514587
is snowman gonna rename her whip "the welfare line"
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tick it off: i'm still memein'
tick it off: i'm still memein'
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not sure which is worse here
being alone or being alone except for ae and bs
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Epic Homestuck Fact: AE needs to fucking die
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how do we get the fuck rid of ae
i'm asking how we remove him from the equation, so to speak
what we can do to send him to be with his beloved vfan, if you get my drift
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>Beating off in church with dad
hidden gem
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>look at MSPAF for the first time in years to see if people still post
>the hiveswap thread is just people sure that all the delays are expected and everything is going to plan
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vfan if you see this please email me all of that copypasta at vegeta666@420blaze.it
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is homestuck an african american>
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>>514603
kiiiiilllll meeeeeee
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>>514603
do you ever get that thing where you want to talk to people but you have nothing to talk about
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please choose a waifu for me, hsg
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>>514606
Isn't the blue one technically racist
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Captain VFan and Her Crusty, Rusty Nips
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>afterbirth doesn't release for 6 more hours
reeeeeeeeeeee
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*shitpost deeply inside hsgs greedy shitposting hole*
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I love when the moon is out during the day
It makes me feel like I'm on an alien planet
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>You will never be on an alien planet
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>>514617
yeah asking me advice on social situations is not the best idea mate
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>>514615
>you'll never meet an alien species that values introverted garbage like yourself
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>>514618
here the pukish visored toddler-woman curses God himself for making her so ugly
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I have an exam in an hour and I still haven't studied
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>>514622
are you not introverted garbage?
i mean, i am, and it takes one to know one
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I have an exam in an hour and I still haven't studied
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>>514623
you need to be crucified
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>>514627
take my hand and we'll go together.
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>>514624
> I have an exam in an hour
Normal people having their exams in the classes, you dirty Time player. Where > when.
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>>514606
yellow, it has a cat
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>tons of people being introduced to bob ross for the first time via that marathon stream
>all the genuine amazement in the chat when his techniques look like they're ruining everything and then magically make it beautiful
this is good
this is gonna be a good week
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>>514634
the way he paints mountains will never not blow my mind
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>>514637
that is a cat
that is literally just a cat in panties
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>>514627
Says a literal pedophile
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>>514640
unless they're the person who was talking about wanting to dick roxkit's diapered ass i don't think so
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>>514638
This isnt even a furry comic. This goes beyond that. It's just a beasiality comic.
No.514647
I always thought the comic was cute, if a bit weird.
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Dreams logged: 2 (121, 74)
Images saved: 6 (5)
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is it still poopybutt if its a baby
i thought poopybutt was an exclusively "i'm too fat to wipe myself" thing
No.514653
>>514652
what if roxkit was too fat to wipe herself
No.514654
>>514652
i thought poopybutt was an exclusively "i'm american so i don't have a bidet" thing
No.514655
>>514652
>too fat to wipe yourself
is this an actual thing
No.514656
No.514657
>>514654
>bidetfags
all europoors have left to cling to as a source of nationalistic pride is having water shot up their buttholes... damn......... i'm sorry fams..............
No.514659
No.514661
the word "mierfa" keeps popping into my head and it takes me a while to realize it's homestuck related.
i wanted to know more about her. i hope she's in the game.
No.514662
>>514661
she probably is, the other fantroll's going to be in it
No.514663
>>514662
might as well, for 10 grand worth of donations.
there's no way these characters were ever going to get just a single panel.
No.514664
No.514665
hsg should have collab funded a lisa party member...
No.514666
>>514665
you know it would have just been eri
No.514668
i wonder if those people who paid 10,000 dollars for their fantrolls to be in the comic are even still in this fandom
No.514669
>>514668
i was thinking the same thing
I bet that they regret donated that much money right now
No.514670
No.514671
oh shit that reminds me
i saw a numale with a dave record scratch t-shirt on traipsing around target yesterday with his femhandler
wasn't epic
No.514672
>>514668
there must be some way to check
No.514673
No.514674
>>514671
>numale with dave shirt
fitting
No.514676
No.514677
the mc of creep was textbook numale
No.514680
>pay 10k to get your design used
>it isn't even followed accurately
wew
No.514681
silent wewwing in the night
No.514682
>>514680
>messing up very basic details
how do you fuck up that badly
No.514683
>>514682
cutting off all contact from everyone outside the team of "devs"
No.514684
of course the _one_ day the servers start freaking out, the only guy who knows how to fix them is out and i'm on support duty
just fucking kill me
No.514685
>>514682
didnt they also used to print some shirt symbols in the wrong colour
i think its fixed for sure now its welovefine but i remember capricorn signs in particular getting fucked up, and at least one person got a green gemini symbol.
No.514686
should half of a sprite be devoted to the characters head?
No.514687
and this
*motion activated ghost noises*
is my cocky-kun
No.514688
Who Are You Quoting?
Part of a series on [s4s].
No.514689
and this
*hOI*
is my cocky-kun
No.514691
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No.514694
Ugh my upper lip is red and itchy but every time I lick it it dries out
I need the balm
No.514695
>>514693
you listen to bleepshit
No.514696
>flood warning
>tornado warning
>texts telling me to take cover immediately
yeah thats cool and all but me wants lunch and me gonna get it so......
No.514697
>>514694
*gives you a bomb*
No.514698
>>514696
and anon was never heard from again
No.514699
Local Man Anal Vores Tornado, Saves Time
No.514700
>>514699
shit i meant town
No.514701
>>514697
*in scratchy radio voice*
Terrorists win
No.514702
>>514699
>>514700
Well, he would save time too because he wouldn't have to waste a few hours cowering in the cellar
No.514703
where's the bomb
where's the bomb
where's the bomb
where's the bomb
where's the bomb
where's the bomb
where's the bomb
where's the bomb
where's the bomb
No.514704
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No.514706
No.514707
>>514705
Kiss my ass instead
No.514709
>>514708
just die you niwaka gif reblogging pastel pixelshit aesthetic steven universe liker
No.514710
>>514708
I didn't fully listen to that soundcloud thing you posted earlier but it sounded ok, I'll probably listen to it later.
No.514712
*scrolls through the thread really fast*
I know kung fu
No.514713
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No.514716
>>514715
musical ear of a goldfish much?
No.514719
i hate hating myself for no good reason
i want to escape the endless cycle of self loathing but i can't
No.514722
and i also hate that i have no one but this place to vent to
No.514724
>>514720
ANAMANAGUCHIIII FUCK YOU YOU SJW CUCKS
No.514726
fuck off numale defense force
No.514727
>>514725
No they got Scott Pilgrim vs. The World The videogame taken down because they're butthurt beta bitches
No.514729
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No.514733
>>514728
>who? what? when? why? for what purpose.
They revoked the music rights
>>514731
pic related
No.514734
>>514732
so is it just the new word for beta?
No.514735
>>514730
The ideology is what makes the numale
No.514736
im not a numale, just a standard beta
No.514737
>>514735
i think it's how they all have the same interests, style and disposition
No.514738
i wish i could hug vfan irl
No.514739
vfan you're a jew right? theres this company that sends jews to israel 4 free, sign up and then stop by ramallah for some great hugs
No.514740
>>514733
Making up words is so much fun! Let's add random words to our already-full-of-made-up-words dictionary!
No.514741
No.514742
>>514739
>>514738
Vfan you need to tell him off
You need to friendzone this beta cuck
No.514743
>>514739
ok vfan i do not like you but do not do this
i am not going to stand by and let anyone get raped
No.514744
>>514740
pipe down pillweef
No.514745
*sees full moon*
*hairline mystically rises*
No.514746
>>514743
vfan is not for sexual
i respect her too much
No.514747
>>514742
i really wish vfan would friendzone me
that would just make my life
No.514748
>>514746
>vfan is not for sexual
>i respect her too much
*nods respectfully toward you*
No.514750
No.514751
>>514749
it would be like fucking the boss or like kanye west
No.514752
>>514747
She told you to fuck off a few times already
No.514753
sex comes from the shadow demons
No.514754
vfans vagina is actually a portal to the shadow realm
No.514755
the *nods respectfully* guy is the archetypal numale
he is subject zero, the origin of the curse
cuckula
No.514756
can someone come help me escape from this body
i cant be having with a physical form anymore
No.514757
moving up to higher ground
No.514759
>>514756
same but with my skeleton
No.514761
No.514762
why does vfan stop posting when i get here
No.514763
No.514764
>>514762
she hates you and wants you to leave
No.514765
>>514762
too shy to talk to you probably
No.514766
No.514767
Next Splatfest
Scatfest
Brown team vs Yellow team
No.514768
>>514767
they already had that though
No.514769
No.514770
i miss vfan
stop banning her you epic cucks
No.514771
vfan is hella totes adorbs
No.514772
>>514771
>>514770
this is spamming
No.514773
No.514774
maybe the mods can arrange something where they ban me but unban vfan
vfan deserves the ability to post more than i do
No.514775
>>514774
she has vpns she's fine
No.514777
>>514776
It's funny because this will just instantly get deleted
No.514778
>>514776
friendzoning implies we become friends
its more like you hatezoned me
i already told you why i want you to come, hugs!!!!!!!!
you dont have to like israel but its a free holiday
No.514779
No.514780
im not a footfag but i would definitely suckle on vfans toes
No.514781
tbh i think i might be asexual
im not 100% sure about it though so im calling myself acurious
No.514782
e-toes sound incredibly lewd
No.514783
No.514785
*gets wibber costum redy 4 tricker treating*
No.514786
>>514785
>roxkit will never tug on your pants and hide behind you when you approach a spooky house
No.514787
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No.514788
is there porn of the google witches yet
No.514789
No.514790
want gf
need gf
negro boo
ty gf
No.514791
man this board is shit, why do i visit this place again?
what is the end goal im working towards by posting here, i don't know if there ever was one
No.514792
No.514793
>>514790
twerking and big ass is the ultimate normeme
No.514794
No.514795
>>514791
this can be implied to any community of people
No.514796
No.514797
the yellow wich is the best because she has a cat
No.514798
No.514799
>>514797
green witch is superior, faggot
No.514800
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No.514801
>>514800
why is one a golliwog
No.514802
>>514800
yellow = green > red > blue
No.514803
>>514800
they all look like shit
No.514804
No.514805
No.514806
i asked why one of those witches was a fucking golliwog
i'm outraged, google
No.514807
MEME
nothing meme with me
MEME
nothing meme with me
MEME
somethings got to meme
MEME
somethiNGS GOT TO MEME
MEME
SOMETHING GOT MEME MEEEEEEEEEEEEMMEEEEEEE
LET THE MAYMAYS HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE MAYMAYS HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE MAYMAYS HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRR
No.514809
No.514810
No.514811
>mom dyed her hair white
god she looks so bad
No.514813
No.514814
No.514815
No.514816
I should have never made her eat the doo doo
She’ll never come back
Everything we shared was for fuckcing nothing???
It’s all over because of a little doo doo
No.514817
Total posts: 526.
Anonymous: 450, ≈86% of total posts.
Æ: 21, ≈4% of total posts.
Anonymous (flag: Dragon Ball (4 star)): 13, ≈2% of total posts.
Attention !WHORE89jfk (flag: SU: Jasper): 11, ≈2% of total posts.
Sako: 7, ≈1% of total posts.
(Rudy): 4, ≈1% of total posts.
Anonymous (flag: DogFace): 4, ≈1% of total posts.
XLR !KOaMEGASp.: 3, ≈1% of total posts.
BrokenSpacebar !aUtiSmatss: 2, ≈0% of total posts.
Anonymous (flag: HussieFace): 2, ≈0% of total posts.
dot: 2, ≈0% of total posts.
khan !!Ll4oVPjUfw (flag: HussieFace): 1, ≈0% of total posts.
Anonymous (flag: SU: Lapis): 1, ≈0% of total posts.
Anonymous (flag: Gun): 1, ≈0% of total posts.
VFanX Games 3D: The Movie !vris0JGJL2: 1, ≈0% of total posts.
Nick's Ass: 1, ≈0% of total posts.
Phantos (flag: NepetaFace): 1, ≈0% of total posts.
No.514818
>>514813
*posts pic of balls*
No.514819
>86% anonymous
fucking disgusting
No.514820
>>514819
would you have rather had even more Æ
No.514821
File: 1446231792362.png (Spoiler Image, 35.65 KB, 452x680, 113:170, ClipboardImage.png)
No.514822
the sad part about taking my trip off is that i can't see how many posts i made
No.514823
>>514819
>getting shown up by ae
get out of the skype you nig
No.514824
>>514822
ctrl f
Anonymous (You)
No.514825
>>514824
yeah but that doesn't give me a percentage or anything
No.514826
>>514811
she goin through a sephiroth phase?
No.514827
>>514825
It's simple maths...
No.514828
No.514829
>>514827
but nobody else can see...
No.514830
>>514829
You can post it...
No.514832
>>514821
no cucking allowed
No.514833
>muh hungry hippos
I'm so tired of this shit
No.514835
bring me good tf captions
No.514836
>>514835
"oh shit i'm turning into a hamburger"
No.514837
HSG Hungry Hungry Hippos tournament when
No.514838
HSG candyland death tourney when
No.514839
hah hee synergy
be aware, energy
SEPHIROTH!
No.514840
>>514839
many many many ass
everybody touching ass
No.514841
and did the synergy of errant half-baked shitposting reach an apex, and we were each drawn into the singularity that resulted.. chained, no longer free men. slaves to the memes that created us, they are our mere tools no longer
No.514842
every time I post it's like jacking off into a lake. Insignificant, self-serving, and with a wicked sense of humor
No.514843
No.514844
No.514845
white trash girls with lots of tattoos, that let you finger their pussy while watching TV
No.514846
>>514845
im willing to become that yes
No.514847
anyway wouter and i are the only trips around now i guess
so filtering anonymous isnt even a cool thing to do anymore im basically just filtering all the old trips who dropped their trips
so im gonna keep doing it but feel less unique
thanks
No.514848
>>514845
>the dull burning of absence
why do you hate me tripfag?
No.514849
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No.514852
>>514848
who are you and what?
No.514853
No.514854
>>514847
don't filter me!!
No.514855
time to stalk this nigger
No.514856
and so the time for wesley must come to an end
No.514857
i made a tumblr give me tumblrs to follow on tumblr
No.514858
>>514660
unbelievably underrated post
No.514859
No.514860
asians really dont like black people
the people most upset at the casting of a black dude in star wars were the jew producers, who knew that the 1 Billion people in china were less likely to put asses in the seats if there was a black dude on the poster.
No.514861
>>514854
that's not even the right thing you fucking clown
No.514862
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No.514864
this shouldn't be happening
No.514865
>>514862
you forgot the flag
and i was there when moody gave you that name
No.514866
No.514867
sponge's tumblr is over 2600 pages long
No.514869
he just reblogs shit i guess
No.514870
8chan is ded holy fucking shit guys. ฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎ํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํ
No.514871
this guy must be eliminated
No.514872
>>514870
This is some sick fucking e-magick
No.514873
>>514870
i remember one time youtube got something where if you pasted it into any videos comment section all the comments would disappear
it was a lot of fun
No.514874
>>514870
i turned to look at my screen quickly and thought this was a huge crack running down it and about shit myself
No.514875
>book of belial no longer guarantees devil deals
this is Extremely Problema†ic
No.514876
>>514875
this fuckin doppleganger of me i found is extremely problematic
No.514877
No.514878
>>514865
so are you gonna follow me
No.514880
>>514878
i would but you didnt give me a link and im not gonna manually type that in
No.514881
>>514857
give us your tumblr
No.514882
>afterbirth deletes all my progress in vanilla rebirth
what
the
fuck
No.514883
>>514882
import your save data, fam
No.514884
>>514882
load your save, fagtard
No.514885
>>514884
>>514883
i don't know how to do this thing
please spoonfeed me
No.514886
>flooded caves II
u wot m8
No.514887
>import is grayed out for me
and so the time has come to never play binding of isaac again
No.514888
ok wait never mind i restarted steam and import works fine now
epic
No.514890
No.514891
redpill me on boi
what's the appeal
No.514892
No.514894
>import successful
thank the fucking gods
No.514895
>burning basement
i am digging this music fams
No.514896
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No.514897
>missed the sale by a couple of hours
ugh
i'm not paying eleven boo boo bucks for this shit
No.514898
but during the stone age...!
No.514899
this shouldn't be happening
No.514901
nnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr die nigger die die dide dide die
No.514903
>>514901
this but unironically
No.514904
>>514902
do you remember?
the 21st night of september
No.514905
>>514902
see you think this is just some epic kojima silliness
but think about it
how much of your life is dedicated to memeing
how heavily do memes prevade the mind
No.514906
>>514902
so can somebody actually tell me
was this seriously a line from one of the games
No.514907
youuuuuuuuu were every thing i wanted
but iiiiiiiiiiiiii just can't finish what i started
there's no room
left here on my back for you
it was damaged long ago
though you swear that you are true...
i still pick my memes over you
No.514908
>>514905
this wasn't written by kojima, though
>>514906
it was revengance
No.514909
i give my life
not for honor
but for maymays
No.514910
No.514911
well, there's a lot of digging to do
No.514912
>>514908
kojima wrote about memeing too though
but yeah nothing he ever did is as memeable as mgrr
No.514914
i want a gf, made, of the memes
No.514915
>>514914
teh penguin of doom is out there, man.
No.514916
No.514917
We are thinking on the basest of planes. What we need, are more memes.
No.514918
>>514917
im thinking on the banest of planes
No.514919
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No.514920
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>tfw you get hit in castlevania and you go flying back
No.514921
hahaha the joke is that its a reference to the opening scene of the dark knight rises because it takes place on a plane and one of the characters in it is named bane
hahaha for you! hahaha
No.514922
i'm not sure a lot of you understand what he meant by memes
he means anything memetic, namely language
No.514923
No.514924
No.514926
>>514922
p. sure kojima-san is actually the dankest of memelords
No.514927
>>514925
like and subscribe my video please
No.514928
>>514922
but it's funny to think that he's talking about dank maymays
No.514929
No.514931
No.514934
>>514932
this is the man who gave us the meme
No.514935
none of this is real anyway! i wonder what kind of awful being came up with all this stupid shit!
No.514936
No.514937
HEIL DAWKINS
LORD OF THE MEME
No.514938
*tips fedora*
religion is just a meme
No.514939
>you'll never get fucked right in your memehole
damn. has anyone known such pleasure?
No.514940
>>514934
>>514938
is he the most famous fedoratipper of all
No.514941
>>514940
him and ricky gervais probably
No.514942
except... dawkins and gervais are right...
No.514948
No.514951
No.514952
dawkins, gervais and maher walk into a bar
who gets beat up first?
No.514955
i guess you'd say
what could make me feel this way
my bull
my bull
my bull
talkin bout my bull
No.514959
No.514960
i found out i can have a deli sandwich, hummus, and pretzel chips all for under 500 calories and i've literally just eaten that 3 times a day for over a week
help
No.514961
>>514959
*vores chad instead*
No.514962
No.514964
>>514962
what if i get stuck in this loop forever
how long before my atomic makeup is tiny sandwiches orbited by pretzel chips
No.514965
>>514963
Cuz I know when that hotline bling
That could only mean one thing
No.514966
there are jews in the world
there are buddhists
there are hindus and mormons and then
there are those that follow mohammed, but
i've never been one of them
No.514968
No.514969
anyone have the picture of the girl with the big cat
the one that vfan thirsted over
No.514970
>>514963
>They can't fast.
says the kaffir
No.514971
>>514964
that would actually be pretty epic
half man half sandwich
No.514972
i want to have sex with hussie
No.514976
anyone have any good hulk hogan pics?? thanks
No.514977
>>514974
The hate you get can still go away brother, if you just converted to islam and live in peace,grow an alpha as fuck beard like pic related but you choose killing chickens in the street instead...
No.514980
>>514979
אין אלוהּ מלבד אללה מוחמד שליח אללה
No.514982
>>514981
>jew wants to sacrifice a baby to the blood god moloch on halloween
truly the synagogue of satan
No.514984
how do we actually fucking murder vfan?
No.514986
>>514981
I'm serious. Chile is a shit hole there has to be some way to contact some drug addict hitman there who can off roxykitten poster.
>>514984
You can't because I am in your dreams.
>>514985
Is a chilean trap a burrito with cocaine in it you fat autistic hispanic man.
No.514987
No.514989
>>514986
>Is a chilean trap a burrito with cocaine in it you fat autistic hispanic man.
no because chile is not a cocaine infested craphole like the rest of south america, thanks to mi general
No.514991
>>514990
i'm not actually a chileno, i just work with a lot of them
No.514995
>>514993
why would i care if a jew hates me
israel is a hellhole of sex trafficking, homosexuality, and ugly kikes swinging chickens in the street and sucking baby dicks
and people stabbing each other for asinine reasons
their architecture is objectively terrible too
No.514996
winners don't reply to vfan
No.514997
>>514996
but youre not a winner
No.514999
No.515000
i should get a butt plug
maybe a chastity thing too but i dont think itd do much
No.515001
wieners don't reply to vfan
No.515002
look at how much i dont care about this person as i spend hours and hours every single day of my worthless life rehashing the same dumb arguments with them
this applies to both tbqh
No.515006
>>515004
it doesn't apply to me
No.515007
>>515005
you're supposed to use at least two articles in front of that noun, missy
No.515008
i really should have gotten a rootbeer while i was out earlier
No.515009
>>515008
what's your favorite brand of root beer
No.515010
>>515004
>What's funny is Cuba has been in a better state than Chile for quite a while now
that's the only part of your post that I read, i knew just from that the rest would be delusional communist garbage
i'm not going to read her post to see how many cliches she hit, so you'll have to tell me if she mentioned cuba's "world class healthcare" or "100% literacy rate", or called allende a "democratically elected" leader who was overthrown by the "CIA puppet"
if she mentioned Mengele somehow too I will post dick
No.515012
>>515009
my man
its gotta be barqs
No.515014
No.515015
>>515013
no no no, i'm still not reading it even if it's in image form
No.515016
No.515017
>>514997
yes, but not because i don't reply to vfan!
No.515019
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No.515020
>>515018
>You spend every waking moment of your life waiting with a window open on the computer ready to ban me.
i'm not grant, you clown
No.515021
>>515018
>You spend every waking moment of your life waiting with a window open on the computer ready to ban me.
vfan you haven't been obnoxious enough for me to care recently but you know that the ban log if public right
grant hasn't been the one doing all of them for a while
No.515023
No.515024
>>515021
vfan is literally retarded
No.515026
No.515027
>>515021
no you see when vfan puts a lot of effort in ban evading and spamming that's fine
but i do 2 clicks on a tab i have open in my browser regardless of the existence of said trip im a bad guy and a loser
No.515029
No.515030
>>515027
two clicks? holy shit how autistc
No.515031
>>515028
I'm >>515021 dude.
No.515032
No.515033
>>515003
HA HA HA HA HA
Oh Heathcliff you're a riot
No.515035
i wish i had tits so dudes could cum in/on them
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>>515038
but those aren't real tits and i would have to get stupidly fat to get anything approaching a good size
and i would lose them too if i were to lose weight
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>>515039
nipple penetration
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>>515039
a titjob but they cum while the dick head is currently inbetween the breasts
also acceptable is having the dick between the breasts and the head cumming on my face
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>>515041
get stupidly fat
take hormones for tit enhancement
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>>515046
Is it just me or does 8chan refuse to load
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>>515041
just kill yourself then
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Apparently Steven Universe and Rick and Morty Crossovers are a thing.
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>>515045
>I'm not here 24/7
um...
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>>515051
>implying marty isnt an alt universe rick
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>>515045
vfan I am not the roxkit poster I'm not sure if I've ever even posted her in my life.
>>515052
I haven't had a chance to suck another dick yet.
>>515050
no
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>>515058
>industrial sized crematorium
oh no
i have to make a holocaust joke now
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>>515060
take vfan's advice and use tongue in your dick sucking next time.
because
that's what you do when you're sucking a dick my ben.
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>>515075
it makes sense that a jew is the expert of dick sucking
after all, it is part of their religion
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