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Alex, a young white guy gets a new job as a P.A to very powerful and successful black man, Antonne Brown, the new V.P of Johnson and Wells, a major law firm. Mr. Brown has chosen him specifically as he can sense an underlying need in Alex to be dominated by an Alpha male and plans to slowly turn him into his personal sissy fuck-toy.
No.515072
i'm mad i can't post in the other new thread, i had an epic post for it
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>>515071
I'm pretty sure I've masturbated to this before or at least something real similar.
They're ok I guess but I prefer 'normal' people doing the sissying.
No.515074
why are gay people so loud!!!
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who will be the one to put ben down
No.515081
ben whats your favorite kind of soda
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i imagine ben drinks soda by sipping only a little bit and then gurgling like a happy turtle
it takes him all day to get through one can
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>>515082
don't make fun of me for being a penis girl... wtf...
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>>515085
I don't usually drink soda from cans.
If I don't have other things to drink I guess on average I would drink 2 2-liters a week.
No.515088
i imagine ben drinks cum by sipping only a little bit and then gurgling like a happy turtle
it takes him all day to get through one load
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>>515087
please do not oppress my headcanons you fucking shit, thank you.
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>>515091
I don't think they would cum enough for that to be possible but if they want me to sure.
I also don't think turtle gurgle.
>>515089
I've had most of the "diet" things for all of my life just because that was what my mom always got. I actually kind of prefer diet sprite to normal because normal tastes too sweet to me.
I do like white bread better than wheat bread but I don't often have it.
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Taking a Lance to Smite Ben
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Take the shield, raise the spear
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also it's type 1 beetus so my relatively shitty diet wasn't the cause
i was a skellington when i got diagnosed, like 140 pounds
No.515100
when is somebody going to fight my seven epic exes for me...
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>>515099
I have literally never not eaten my cum when I masturbate.
The main purpose behind me wanting to suck a dick is so that I can swallow cum.
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>>515100
I will!
Then I'll fight you!
Then I'll kill you!
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take care of ben when i'm gone hsg...
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>>515106
what are you saying? you're fine! we'll all see ben again together!
c'mon! walk!
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>>515106
I'll "take care" of him all right >:)
No.515113
You a currently disgusted by the taste of semen.
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>>515109
I think my cum usually tastes ok, though if I masturbate a lot then it tastes bitter.
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>>515113
I haven't played trap quest in a while.
I always sort of wondered why trap quest's crafting was so bizarre but after making something in inform I can see why.
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I'll show you the true power of my cocky-kun!
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>>515125
I'm glad fuck and beg are more normal instead of things you have to learn.
>>515126
That'd make sense, I don't think seminal fluid would taste that good.
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my board looks hella gay now
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>muh boniface
bonifags are literally dumb as fucking rocks
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peridot undergoing the trials of her "Poopydot Quest" as cosmic recourse for the crime of her hideous image
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So now how long will Joey Quest take to come out?
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>>515149
it already came out you dumb nigger
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>>515149
it came out a while ago
No.515153
there was a halloween party advertised as "4:30 till - "
it's 10, i wonder if anyone's still there
i forgot about it, i'm gonna go check
No.515154
>muh kanye west
>muh snapchat
>muh tablet computers
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muh desperate clawing for relevance
No.515157
snapchat is the epicest way to get mouthpics tbh my epic lads
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i know i'm having a stroke
of the benis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>515154
Are you hallucinating
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>>515158
>>515159
reported. byebye : - )
No.515165
whats the difference between cuckolds and people who reply to vfan?
there is none!
No.515166
I like to yell at cuckolds on the internet
No.515167
i just like to yell on the inernet
No.515168
i like to yell about how god has slighted me and cast me down among the filth that would see me content
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No.515170
I don't know what it is but I love feeling the head of my cock
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>>515148
>Sayanim (sing. Sayan; Hebrew: helpers, assistants) is a term for a Mossad operative recruited from among the Jewish Diaspora to help the Mossad with operations outside Israel, utilising the capacity of their own nationality to procure assistance. While not official Mossad agents and sometimes acting without explicit knowledge, they may work in the capacity of unregistered representatives of the government of Israel in their respective nations.
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No.515173
vapid hussie
basically the same idea like majin vegeta but with rachel instead of babidi
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>>515170
It's not so bad, right.
No.515175
>already breaking greed mode
lol
this game is 2 ez rofl
No.515176
I think you're on to something, HSG.
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>>515170
mines more like the head of a pin...
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>>515177
doodoo in the thread... doodoo in the thread...
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>>515175
i beat it on my first try
granted i got double shot -> mom's knife -> monstro's lung so i basically could not lose but man, kind of a let down
ultra greed is a really cool boss fight though
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look to the future
shape the future
look to the look to the look to the
shape to the shape to the
No.515185
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>>515179
this post is special to me...
No.515188
Anyone remember that Something Awful end of the world scenario where the red plague gets out of control and turns everyone into servile zombies?
I always hated that story.
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>>515189
>Cuba has a measurable higher quality of life than Chile.
stopped
reading
there
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>>515192
booooo, be nice to the baby.
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The cat from Courage the Cowardly Dog
No.515200
courage the cowardly dog was good and even had a gay bunny
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>>515196
Joey no, be nice to the other babies.
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>>515200
do people only remember episodes involving gay characters
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>>515204
yes
there was also a gay cat and they kissed and probably banged afterwards
No.515206
i kept wondering why nobody went to the new thread with the Mr. Krabs OP until i realized it kept getting 404 errors
fucking hotwheels
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suck my cock, or suffer my curse
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>>515200
yeah, it's an overlooked cartoon
we should stream it sometimes
No.515212
>>515211
we already did that I'm pretty sure
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>>515208
are you jealous cause youre not getting any feline pusssssssy
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>>515212
how many years ago
No.515215
>The new Overwatch hero is a Korean Starcraft 2 progamer
Well that's certainly something
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>>515217
no :3
but u can watch me yiff
and watch me nya nya!
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>>515217
rot in hell don't fucking mock that episode of that cartoon.
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>>515220
>>515218
are you le triggered :)
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>>515205
>
getImage(rosekitten2.png);
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>>515205
>gay cat
you know i have to post it
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>>515223
>>515225
ok................ :/
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>>515216
Uruguay more like "you are gay" amirite
No.515228
I've legitimately jerked off to the thought of Grant raping his gf a couple of times now
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>>515228
...................................................................................................................................................................................................ok :/
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🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳
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🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢
No.515236
🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞
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>>515237
I thought the shrimp was shai'hulud for a second
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No.515242
whens cuzzyfucky comin back? :)
No.515244
is eating still necessary
cant i just take all the shit i need via pills or shots
No.515245
>>515244
yeah, you can live having all your shit given to you intravenously i think
No.515246
>not wanting to eat tasty foods
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>>515247
you are impotent!
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>>515247
yea but like.... i dont want to eat at all..... so.......................
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>>515253
>tumblr filename
hsg is dead
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>>515254
HSG has been dead for 4 years
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No.515257
i saw the term "cucksband" used unironically
and something in me died
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>>515254
i can never be fucked to name my porn
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>>515196
>those abnormally long arms
Wait a minute
That's no roxykitten...
No.515261
femhandler is still making me laugh
No.515264
grow up, develop a personality, become well read, and stop relying on tumblr reblogs to give you content to gawk at
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>>515266
Who glued the baby to the ceiling
No.515269
theres literally nothing wrong with cuckolding and anyone who thinks those is a retarded faggot
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>>515269
cluck cluck cluck
No.515271
is there a jewish version of cuckolding where they sit in front of an oven and jack off?
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>>515268
*Giggles at her masterful prank*
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>>515271
they each try to leave a bigger tip than the last guy
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>>515271
yes, it's called a "holocaust documentary"
No.515278
See, this is a meme that American protestants have created. They don't really have theology, and they don't get what it means to be "conservative." Protestantism, in many cases, is "republicans at prayer." They think God wants them to kill arabs for the synagogue of Satan, and fuck their fat wives with jimmies. We Catholics simply have our faith. it doesn't change with the governor, president, policies. It's Catholicism, it's traditional, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against her.
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>>515228
the twist is that this anon is actually grant's gf
No.515282
its all a plot made by these people who are different from me and they did it because they're all bad
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>>515153
there were indeed still people there
had a good time
No.515284
>>515282
I think I'll yell at them at the internet.
No.515285
vfan should read the federalist papers
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>>515285
vfan should die horrifically irl and disappear from here one day mysteriously as a result
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>>515286
i only knew like 2 people because i've seen them in classes before
i just ate a bunch of burgers and then played smash for a bit
No.515291
who gives a shit about the natives besides cletus
No.515294
communism is the mortal enemy of liberty
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>>515281
well golly gee whiz those colonialists are absolutely devious, using their comprehensive modern knowledge of germ theory and epidemiology to commit deliberate biological warfare for the purpose of genocide in the 16th century
it's not like the exact same shit happened in europe with the black plague either, the white man is unique in his evil
seriously, this is one of the stupidest liberal historical memes, right up there with "the christian dark ages"
it makes me sick every time i see it
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>>515291
vfan so long as she can use them to talk shit about white people
No.515299
if some communist ruler does take over vfan is going to part of the first to be purged
No.515300
I wish liberalism still meant what it used to
the ideas of john locke, or frèdèric bastiat, for example, that's classical liberalism
not this horrible thing we call liberalism today
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>>515295
>Islam
But they did do that, the Islamic invasion of India is one of the worst examples of genocide in history, only rivaled by 20th century communists
>China
nigga those chinks would have mass ethnic killings pretty much every time a new dynasty went in, read up on history outside your euro/amerocentric bubble
>you'd be crying big wet liberal tears about those weird barbaric alien cultures
but that IS what you are doing, jew
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No.515304
i just wanted to retire HSG in peace after years of unironic gender discussion, sjw tumblrfuck vs. true scotsman shitposting, heinous tripfaggery and all manner of ill will. All reverence for the comic has been extinguished and still this fucking tripfag keeps the coals lit beneath my feet while I drown out her prattling horseshit in the tauntaun corpse of this bygone general.
This is my e-hell, and this undecipherable vfan character is my great torture-master
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>>515302
>throwing out the "europeans never bathed" meme as well
please no... i'm dying...
No.515307
>slavery was an innocent act that didn't mean anything
but slavery WAS evil and barbaric
which is why the white man was the first to abolish it
No.515308
why is vfan so fucking dumb
No.515309
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>515302
Here's an example of what liberty and freedom are
No.515310
vfan....
please....
read Frèdèric Bastiat's essay "The Law"...
I don't want to see you make a fool of yourself anymore...
it hurts me...
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>>515274
0x2
0x4
0x10
>>515275
kek
>>515276
this post is hidden so I didn't read it, owned haha
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>>515313
>the white man created slavery
oh man
this is fucking GOLD please continue
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>>515317
>blood shed not really seen ever in the history of civilization
nigga you're a communist don't lecture me on bloodshed
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>>515317
I didn't read this just read the writings of Bastiat already
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>>515301
dude
find some other way to spend your time
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No.515323
is vfan arguing about the same thing she was arguing about 4 or so hours ago
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>>515322
terezi sure got fat
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>>515325
if i can find their writings on gutenberg i will
but you should read bastiat
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epic pro ink for real family guy diehards
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muh epic meme philosophers
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>>515324
married life, karkat is a good cook. After all, remember chef Karkat?
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II WAN ROR KILL OF OF YOU FUCKRRING FAGGOTS KILL YOU WITH FUCKIN KINFE STABT STAB STBAS SBKILLLLL MURDERR
No.515333
cuckat is never getting laid
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>>515331
I remember broadway karkat
No.515335
more cushion for the pushin ;)
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>>515336
your butt buddy has a life
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>>515333
not with terezi at least
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>>515333
He's probably gotten sleep-fucked so many times and doesn't know it
No.515340
when will somebody cool be attracted to me
No.515341
blowing a load inside her, bareback, as i wear nothing but a hat that reads "Make America Great Again"
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are we doing pisces porn?
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>>515343
no
stop posting that garbage
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>>515341
>finally calling me 'her'
d-doushio
No.515346
I still ship Karezi and Jadekat.
I have hope
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>>515348
strictly speaking you dont matter either, tbh
No.515353
BsB needs to write an erotica novel tbh
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>>515354
maybe if you write an apology letter to me i'll unban you
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>>515258
The point is Glub drew that for us why the fuck did you save it from tumblr you newfag piece of shit
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>>515347
russian jew, awful person, hypocrite, retarded views... you know, you're a lot like ayn rand
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vfan has a lot of vinegar today
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vfan is just commie ayn rand, they have the exact same personality
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>>515356
i probably have the original on my backup hard drive
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>>515357
Vfan is from the west coast though
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>>515346
why is she so upset at getting fucked?
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>>515366
karkat is a shitty virgin
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>>515366
i think she's just angry in general.
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>>515368
girls usually chill out when they're getting some hard dick, it causes their gspot to release hormones into the brain the tell them to simmer down and they feel all tingly and warm, because they're getting fucked hard by my big honkin' winky
No.515371
the lies you tell yourself are the most devious
No.515373
vacuuming? are you ovulating?
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>>515369
>I'm actually very compassionate
never heard that one from a liberal before
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Liberals and conservatives suck.
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>>515377
>>515378
calm down, liberal
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When will bernie sanders and donald trump fuse and create an unstumpable humanitarian real estate mogul?
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>>515382
capitalism is actually way better than the forced "equality" that communism dictates
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>>515384
no one man could handle that much weird hair
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>>515350
the joke implication was that i was a trans person and getting dicked by bsb
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>>515385
shh don't use logic she'll just start ranting about dictators again
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they added a thing to 4chan x so you can just draw a dot on a picture to get around same file
it then auto-uploads that new 'file'
that's pretty nifty
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>>515390
YOU CAN'T SPELL STOP WITHOUT
OTP
T
P
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flintstones chewable morphine
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>>515392
what fork is the "correct" 4chan x these days
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no Vfan-o but
bourgeoisie? ITT? lmao
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that vacant deadwood drifter feel
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>>515399
pumpkin (because you're one)
No.515403
saltlick cunt my cunt
halide my cunt with your hambone
No.515404
I feel like I'm doing a backflip into Pascal's Pyramid
No.515405
here hold my beer
watch this
No.515406
whats the deal with trannies and communism anyway
No.515407
bsb only makes fun of girls he likes
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>>515406
they see communism as a way that they can sit on their ass and play steam games all day. They never figure the part about being sent to state steel meel #95 and when they ask about if they can wear a dress to work it gets them an instant trip to the gulags/bullet to the face
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>>515408
capitalism is a way for a portion of people to sit on their asses all day and play steam games anyway
No.515410
I think any system will have some portion dedicated to video games.
No.515413
I like Grant. VFan you do too.
But who is Grant's GF and why is she unfuckable?
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>>515409
through hard work, yes you gain enough capital to eventually retire. That's the goal.
People who knock capitalism usually have the hebrew stink about them and need to stay the fuck away from my well
No.515415
BSB hates jews now? Bsbbbbbb
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>>515413
vfan loves to pull garbage out of her ass and present it as fact
if she says it enough maybeit'll be true, just like how she's happy and not miserable!!!
No.515417
:(
Le sad.
But hey, Happy Halloween, guys!
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>>515415
I hate liberal jews only
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>>515420
>Italy
Now I'm offended
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because i'm not a crude simpleton who brags about how my only validation is through loaning my body out to my roommates like some other trip here who will not be named that means im a virgin and im getting cucked and my dick is 1 nanometer
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>mercy on the dick stuff.
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>>515420
cant read this post either, dear
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>>515420
>Imagine if I peeled the skin off your dick.
well of course A JEW would like the idea of peeling skin off of dicks
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>>515414
>bsb is such a cuck that he thinks rich people earned their status through hard work
l m a o
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>>515427
if I wanted to listen to pinkos whimper about the mean ol' rich people, I'd talk to egghead.
No.515429
I dont even remember who this saltlick fag is. Is he a tranny?
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>>515428
>I-I'm not a cuck! My waifu capitalism is NOT a slut
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>>515429
yes
he's the fatty
No.515433
>that feel when you can't figure out how to filter VFan on your phone
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>>515431
that doesn't exactly narrow down the list, now does it
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>>515423
*nocks on ur door*
trickle treat!
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>>515437
*give you an apple with razor blades in it*
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>>515438
am I gonna get vanned because I clicked on that
I feel filthy now, jesus
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>>515440
i hope you get vanned
as in ran over by a van !!
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>>515439
this but unironically
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>>515441
grant are you even legal to drink
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>>515442
I wonder if someone actually jerked off to this
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>>515442
that's pretty impressive
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>>515446
Do you think you could pay a prostitute to do that
No.515448
lolis equal follies, shotas equal no-tas
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>>515447
no, because she would have to learn it and practice like any routine, and that would get expensive. The ideal would be to get a gf who is fascinated by that webm and wants to recreate it
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>>515450
k he's up to it
thanks wise bsb
No.515453
I could sure go for some pussy right about now
No.515454
>people who ask for objective reviews
are they dumb?
No.515455
keep your
ass wide
keep your booty lowered
No.515456
overwatch looks better than tf2
No.515458
jesus christ halfchan looks like shit
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>>515458
>halfchan
but yeah it sucks
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>>515442
Who thinks this is good holy shit
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>>515461
>>515459
is that not the term to use
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>>515464
why
halfchan sounds fun
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>>515465
It sounds fun to cousinfucker, sure
No.515467
dont b dead.......................
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>>515468
hsg help i'm getting feelings for tony the tiger
i want his big bara barbed benis in my butt
No.515470
>Euphonium season 2 and movie confirmed
fuck yeah
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>>515469
And I want you to stop posting
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>>515469
furry porn of tony the tiger do not click
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>>515469
i dont see any dimples though
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Dreams logged: 1 (44)
Images saved: 24 (4)
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>>515472
>those feet
eeeeaaaugh
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No.515478
When will cousinfucker remove cousin's other limbs
No.515479
i was finally able to get the contact lenses out
i am now officially moving to contact lenses full time and i am fucking thrilled
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>>515481
i'm starting to believe wesley and poopydot-anon are the same person
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>>515482
Remember when he said that he jerked off to the thought of somebodys GF losing their limbs from being hit by a train
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>>515484
now you're just being nasty!
No.515487
i like the 4chan spoopy css
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>>515484
It's not just one Poopydot-Anon
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>>515488
i refuse to believe more than one person is that retarded, even here
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>>515485
spongefan's gf wasn't it
No.515491
LEG CRAMP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>515487
it's shit and hurts my eyes desu sempai
No.515493
I will shove my foot so far up your ass, you'll have toes for teeth
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>>515487
Are you joking?
the thing that bothers me the most is the thumbnails being darker
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>>515489
The only retard here is Wesley who keeps spamming Peridot
No.515497
grant can we get the spooky word filters
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>>515497
Grant is asleep, but the message was delivered
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No.515502
Aradia's House of Jump Scares
No.515503
I'm gonna fuck cousin so good she never walks again
oh wait
No.515504
grant should delete the board for halloween
and christmas too
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No.515508
why are they so cute lads
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>>515508
That slime is so HOT
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>>515510
There is no slime in that one
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No.515515
a bloo bloo boo
i vant to suck your bloooood
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>>515515
that bla wouter not bloo
bloo means crying
No.515518
what about big fat queer dicks
No.515519
woooOOooooOOOOOOooo°°°°°°°
im a spooky skeleton woooo00000
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>>515519
and what
you want to bone me
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>>515519
NO skeletons dont go wooo you FUCK
No.515522
oh no! a full moon!
i'm changing into... a werewolf! rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle
*rattles at the moon*
No.515523
It's time to put down the Wouter
No.515524
anyone have a silver bullet
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>>515522
ah fuck i already used a bone joke
uh
how about you howl at my full moon
No.515526
you cant kill what is already dead!
*a creepy thunder is heard in the background*
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>>515526
*pushes you back underground*
sssshhhh
No.515528
you can tell wouter is a wolfman because of the sideburns
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>>515528
actually im growing out my beard again
No.515530
i regret not flying home to my friends' party so much
ah well
just gonna spend halloween stuffing my face with candy and watch some horror movies i guess
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No.515533
*puts hand on chest*
but rises again harder and stronger
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>>515530
>>515532
We should stream a horror movie we can all watch together
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>>515534
i was just thinking about this
i dont know shit about streaming but i do want to watch a movie with you lads
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>>515535
i know a lot about streaming movies
but im not gonna help you
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>>515539
who said i wanted help from an ignorant little pork fuck like you
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>>515540
what's a pork fuck?
i guess i really am ignorant
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>>515530
i will also do this but because nobody wants to spend halloween with me
*awooos sadly*
No.515543
>girl lives with heart outside her chest
nop nope nope boepe nope nopeoe nop vvivvisect vvivvisect vvivvisect
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>>515542
it's ok
it's probably not because they hate you, they just do not care about you enough to think of inviting you
*pats head*
No.515546
[slippery slope intensifies]
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>>515546
I'm gonna call that as bullshit.
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>>515546
is this the onion
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>>515547
>>515549
it's from some pro-life site so it could be bullshit for all I know
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No.515556
Would you guys be interested in having /icup/ team? And would be interested helping?
>>515548
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>>515557
come on anon, this looks like it would be fun
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No.515562
*uses goat blood to resurrect joey*
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>>515560
joey is DEAD?!?!?!
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>>515560
Joey is cute! CUTE!
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>>515563
oh WAIT A SECOND
>>515560
Did Joey kill herself to become a spooky ghost??????
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>>515566
i thought joey died of cancer a few chapters ago
No.515568
time for another game of CoP
what mods should i get
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No.515570
RIP Joey
Died of Butt Cancer
probably provoked by all that Butt Sex she loved so much
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>>515569
pripyat you imbecile....
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No.515574
does anyone have all of the joey oekakis saved
No.515575
When deleting their contact info will also delete their memories :/
Its 2015
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>>515574
check the Joey thread
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>>515577
I don't moonrunes
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>>515577
stop posting these fucking pictures
i will halloween your fucking stupid brain out of its skull
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>>515580
>From the author of apeshit
that face could use some work but it looks ok i guess
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>>515571
The world needs to be reset
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>>515583
soft resetting the universe to get a shiny hsg
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>>515582
I DON'T MOONRUNES
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>>515584
A new, wonderful HSG with no namefags or tripfags aside from grant
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>>515580
this actually isn't that bad of a read
it's really short though
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>>515584
no joke i'd TOTALLY do that if that meant experiencing old HSG all over again
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>>515590
how does skele have booby
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>>515589
>being nostalgic of shitposting
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>>515594
no thats
no
i wouldve gone for invisible flesh
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>>515594
>SEXY SPOOKY SKELETONS SEND SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE
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>>515591
We've been over this Anon check the skype chat
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>>515597
fuck off skypenigs
say hi to sharktits for me
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>>515598
you know she has a tumblr, right?
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>>515559
It's PES cup with boards, there isn't much to explain.
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>>515602
sharktits is a g
a g
a gggGIRL?
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>>515604
I said it twice too
No.515609
>picking any option but skelegirl
why even bother
No.515610
>sharktits will never vore you
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>>515612
did you ever win that /vp/ thing
No.515614
yes yes but have you considered sharkdicks?
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>>515613
haven't seen pornmod posting in a while I'll probably know tomorrow
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No.515618
fucking trick-or-treaters
sod off you grubby little bastards i'm trying to play videogames
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>>515618
thank god it's raining like fuck here
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>>515620
why are you playing as hitler
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>>515621
to remove dirty knife-ear elf shits in style for the nord master race
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>>515618
mix rat poison with the mini snickers
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>>515623
i can't do that
because i'm not giving them garbage-tier candy like that
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No.515627
FILTHY NORD WHORE GETS DICKED BY DANK DUNMER DONG WHILE IMPERIAL HUBBY WATCHES
No.515628
i wish i could go trick or treating for mouthpics...
No.515629
>those new /v/ wordfilters on niggertits
already this seasoned tojo is better than moot had been for years
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>>515626
You're grounded, kid
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>>515629
>niggertits
is this a word filter or are you a downie
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>>515632
he's referencing the old wordfilter from 7chan
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im so bored
i want to go play with the puppers but my mom is in a bad mood
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>>515638
you are a grown man who gives a fuck
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>>515638
and?
are you afraid she's gonna beat you with her belt if you make too much noise?
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>>515639
>>515640
its at the shelter and i cant go alone
No.515644
>not liking it when your mommy whips you
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>>515643
why can't you go alone?
No.515646
i hate '80's fetishism but the music is still good
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>>515599
already, the skelly girl is top-tier.
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>>515645
im just a little baby...
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>>515647
thats DOCTOR sonic to you
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No.515654
les yeux sans visage (eyes without a face)
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>>515648
>Benis written on the tombstone on her head
>she asks you about your Stand
>she's browses chans
she's shit but also the best girl
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No.515659
what should the lineup be for the /icup/ team
so far i have:
HSG
eri
summer fun eri
cockanaya
shai'hulud
joey
roxykitten
*grab2 diicks*
inb4 fuck off
No.515660
I'm glad all these horny sex-havers are getting killed left and right
Jason did nothing wrong
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No.515662
does every troll have a "summer fun" mode
is it a whole new state of being, somewhat like a trickster mode?
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>>515659
peri
"on the dykepath" or whatever, you know, the one image of meenah
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>>515659
sponge
the goofballs
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>>515663
kill yourself wesley
>>515664
kill yourself sponge
No.515666
my witch hat got me second place in a costume contest at Rocky Horror and I got to be the bride in the beginning
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>>515659
sweet bro
hella jeff
Irredeemable bitch whore
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>>515665
ok ok how about vapid cunt
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>>515659
how could you forget mituna
No.515672
is cockanaya also the kanaya's feet kanaya?
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No.515679
new line up, how's this
HSG
Hussie
Andrew Zahhak Hu$$ie
Eri
Summer Fun Eri
Cockanaya
Shai'Hulud
Joey!
Roxykitten
*grab2 diicks*
4N4L VOR3
*hYPERSCATS,*
1M 50RRY
Nepper
Sweet Bro
Hella Jeff
Vapid Cunt
$helby
Ben
Poopydot
Skypenig
STDven Pooniverse
Blunderfail
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>>515675
DON'T TOUCH THE COW DON'T CHEAT ON PRECIOUS SKELLY
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>>515679
kill yourself ben
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>>515679
how about this
*takes a huge shit on the floor*
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>>515681
not ben
i ran out of ideas
what do you purpose
No.515685
what even is icup, it sounds like a menstrual implement for hippies
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>>515684
if you want a trip to put on there are a million better canidates
pug
zwid
iggy piggy
captain eridan
actually just put something like LETS SHIP TRIPS in to be the tripfag rep
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>>515686
>actually just put something like LETS SHIP TRIPS in to be the tripfag rep
dis
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>>515686
iggy piggy is a good one, i'll add that since she's part of the hussie group
what should our anthem and goalhorn be
i purpose eridan's theme as the anthem
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>>515689
imagine being this autistic
No.515692
>adding iggy piggy ggidy diggy
garbage tier
also the thread isnt updating for me what kind of crap is this hotwheels i want to shit talk tripfags
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>>515689
eridan is shit
use megalovania
No.515695
hey HSG gimme a costume and a Homestuck
>>515688
all the search results I can find are some ponyfucker shit, what is this
No.515696
>tfw i coined the iggy piggy thing and it stuck
*proud*
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>>515695
saltlick wait did no kids in 1st grade ever make that joke to you? "spell ICUP"
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>>515696
>being proud of anything piggy related
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>>515696
i coined my share of hsg meme shit. it's all distant echoes now
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>>515703
like tears in the rain
time to die
No.515705
I will fight ipgd in vore duel, send the word to f4rts
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>>515699
no I got it, but I wanna know what the other anon is referring to with this lineup thing
>>515698
werkin' on it now
No.515708
i coined all of existence
you're all just products of my mind
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>>515678
then which kanaya is she?
how many kanayas are there?
can we have a team consisiting of just kanayas?
No.515710
how did I get such a reputation as a dense autist that everyone's first assumption is always "Saltlick doesn't get it"
like I'm not denying being a dense autist, I'm just impressed that I managed to fuck up that consistently
No.515712
billions and billions of kanayas
No.515713
Is Your Kanaya Ethically Sourced
No.515714
There Is No Ethical Consumption Under Late Kanayapitalism
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>>515709
there are 6 kanayas for every butthole on earth
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No.515717
does hussie count as a numale at this point
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>>515717
>numale
fuck off tumblr
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>>515717
>beard
>glasses
>rachel as femhandler
yep
No.515720
i mean
he wears the black rimmed glasses
his hairline is cresting
he's got a femhandler
where's the numale line drawn in the numale sand
No.515721
i had to kill a mouse and it was sad
No.515724
>my post gets doubled
>try to delete one
>get redirected to an error page
hotwheels....
No.515725
numale was literally injected into /pol/ by tumblr
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>>515721
too bad you didnt kill little mouse
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>>515698
here you go
>>515725
>eww, there's catshit in my dogshit sandwich
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>>515725
numales are still awful and deserve ridicule
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>>515721
tell us about it anon
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No.515733
who the fuck's little mouse
and i dont filter bsb shut up his posts are harmless
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>>515729
me go downstairs
birther tell me
mouse in trap no dead
why u no kill
birther not want to
me put in bag
me smash neck
No.515735
>women want more sensitive, caring men
>they brainwash several generations into being bitchboys
>women suddenly start complaining about men not being assertive enough
GEE I FUCKING WONDER WHY
No.515736
>Banner editing is currently disabled. Please check back later!
when will it end
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>>515735
can you imagine someone actually believing in this
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>>515735
can you not be "sensitive and caring" without being a "bitchboy"
can you not be an assertive bitchboy?
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>>515738
can confirm, source: I am a very assertive bitchboy
No.515740
this is halloween
everybody make a scene
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>>515740
pamkin screm in the ded of night
No.515742
whoa there r9k take er easy
No.515743
this is halloween
this is halloween
this is halloween
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>>515738
>>515739
What you're thinking of already has a term
power bottom
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>>515744
how can I be a power bottom with all these hemorrhoids
>marked urgent, read receipt requested
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>seth rogen's wife on twitter says she wants to fuck Hotwheel's lawyer
Happy Halloween,folks
No.515751
whats so funny about tumblr is that there are multiple /pol/acks that have blogs with thousands of followers and no one knows that theyre subconsciously red pilling them via reblogs
No.515752
biromantic pansexual demiagender reporting in
No.515753
>16 oz bag of sour patch kids for .99
whoa mama!!
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>>515750
what does this even mean
No.515755
powerbottom here
my butt generates power for the entire city
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>>515747
>hemmerhoid cream
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>>515750
>hotwheel's lawyer wrote a longread about a misinterpreted tweet
super embarassing
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>>515752
What the fuck dumblers even mean by saying they're pansexuals? What is pansexual? What the difference fom polysexual?
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>>515758
whats your tumblr
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>>515758
pan is all genders
poly is wanting to be in a relationship with multiple people at the same time
check ur priv
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>>515758
Dumblrs probably mistake polysexual for polyamorous
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>>515758
it means you fuck pans, rudy
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>>515760
>relationship
>polysexual
>sexual
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>>515759
hi-its-me-rudy-the-hsgrian.tumblr.com
No.515765
I FUCKING SAID HAPPY SPOOPY HALLOWEEN
No.515766
I just made bacon and fried an egg in the rendered out grease
step 1 in the grand plan to seduce a hapless straight boy with 50s gender roles: complete
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>>515765
*posts pumpkin butt*
No.515768
i got 4 groups of tick-or-treaters and dealt with them in such a way that i think they thought i was a normal person, confident in social interaction
this was an okay night
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>>515760
> pan is all genders
> poly is wanting to be in a relationship with multiple people at the same time
Pansexual = bisexual + orgy loving?
So it's literlly B.Gangabangster, [s]nice[/s] stupid.
>>515762
No, I'm not.
Or am I? б_о
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>>515765
*poops out turd that's nothing but candy corn*
No.515771
what kind of liquor should I buy my bf for his 21st birthday? I'm biased towards sipping whiskeys
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>>515770
>is her imperious condescension
No.515773
>tfw shield rod + alucard shield
sotn is easymodo now.
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>>515771
I think
DAN JACCKELS
is a pretty cool guy
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>>515771
Whiskey is decent, I recommend a 60 proof vodka mixed drink for first timers, enough to buzz them fast but not make them sick.
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>>515773
>shield rod combo
>not dual crissaegrims
Pleb
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>>515771
starter liquors
jooze, smirnoff ice, mike's hard lemonade
No.515781
>puss coming out of these bug bites
what is happening
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>>515599
>only a demo
>no porn
i have been lied to
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>>515781
you're transforming
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>>515779
>>515775
huh, pre-mixed drinks? that hadn't really occurred to me, I was gonna get him something he could mix with whatever he wanted.
if I'm feeling flush I'll get him a handle of vodka and a six-pack of Mike's, maybe. he's drunk before, so he's not a complete beginner
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>pussy coming out of these bug bites
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>>515783
i cleaned it off
it was clear and not that much so it doesnt look gross
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>>515785
i dont know
but its really weird because theres 4 of them lined up right next to each other
No.515791
>bugs coming out of this pussy bite
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>>515790
>twin kanaya bites
What
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>bugs coming out of these pussy bites
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>>515794
beaten by five minutes... I'm ashamed...
No.515796
i played right into his trap like a dumbass
No.515797
oh god i found one of the new secret bosses in afterbirth and i regret everything
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>>515797
is it the blue one
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>>515798
aye
also, placed 1500th-ish in the daily challenge
is that good? how many people did this challenge total
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>>515799
I thought you were shit.
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>>515800
my lowest scoring friend for todays is 52610 with 3486 points
so
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>>515801
a rare combination of two
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>>515803
so why'd you come back anyway
No.515807
azerty keyboards are shit wouter
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>>515807
who said anything about azerty keyboards
>>515806
boredom and stress
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>>515810
not on this board
No.515813
been spendin most our lives givin in a libcuck paradise~
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Is it so wrong to want to spend a week FUCKING waifu constantly
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>>515815
who are you quoting
No.515818
>bringing things i say on skype to the thread
tsssk
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No.515820
the fact that liberals get off on feeling shame explains a lot about them
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>>515818
skypenigs are prone to dragging their skypewatermelon and skypegrapedrank into this wonderful gentrified neighborhood
No.515822
how do we
take care of
little mouse
No.515823
i bet leftists use more porn
No.515824
like two of my neighbors are being pretty adamant about giving out healthy treats this year
my house better not get caught in the crossfire of eggs and tp they'll be getting
No.515826
hsg's worst posters:
little mouse
nepeta guy
wesley fartin
No.515827
>download S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Call of Chernobyl
>start up
>whole open-world game before me with a shitload of maps to explore and missions to play
>just kinda nope out instead
gamer me is dead
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>>515827
... another victim of the feminist hordes...
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>>515826
holy shit i never checked before but nepeta guy really is just 100% nepetaposts
i'm kind of impressed
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>>515830
he's very dedicated and/or possibly a bot
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>>515826
hsg's wouterst posters:
wouter
wouter
wouter
No.515834
i am a nepetaposter apologist
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>>515819
IM NOT EVEN KIDDING
I WILL SPEND AN ENTIRE WEEK
IF IM NOT ASLEEP, ILL HAVE SOME PART OF ME IN OR ON WAIFU
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>>515832
i respect your commitment
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>that feelerino when rarest costume
No.515839
honestly though how am i the only belgian posting here
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>>515837
>>515837
I CAN'T
I'VE GOT THE JUNGLE FEVRE
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>>515840
go see a jungle doctor
get your dick disenchanted
No.515842
>>515839
does hsg have like a distinctly beligian quality or what, whys that hard to believe
No.515843
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No.515844
>>515840
good
dont calm down
No.515845
>>515839
Belgium is little
No.515846
>>515842
>>515845
there are 11 million belgians, there must be some of them interested in homestuck AND imageboards
No.515847
>>515845
No, ant is little.
No.515848
>>515839
why would there be more belgians here
het is al een enorm toeval dat er überhaupt twee nederlandstaligen zijn
No.515849
>>515846
but like hsg is so bad, it's really bad
ok wait what if like everyone else in belgium has better taste than you, and that's why you're the only one here. the single worst in an entire nation
📴
No.515850
>>515846
you know there's cities out there with more people than that, right?
No.515851
>>515849
yeah i mean it's not a secret that i'm the worst person in belgium, and probably the entire benelux
No.515852
>>515849
wow, nick's ass going for the low blows tonight
No.515853
>>515851
i'm blessed that canadians have low standards, i can share my filth with some fuckers from like ontario or something
No.515854
>>515850
i dont see how thats relevant
No.515855
i mean the municipality of shangai alone has like
twice that many people
No.515856
>>515848
Fuck you STOP UPLOADING VIDEOS TO YOUTUBE WITH HARDCODED SUBS THAT COVER THEE SUBS THAT THE SHOW ALREADY FUCKING HAS
No.515857
i could drive from one side of the country to the other in about three hours
No.515858
>>515854
maybe it helps you understand just how insignificant a country belgium is and how silly it would be to expect to find more belgians in such a niche place as this
No.515859
>>515857
Fuck
I mean
You can't drive from one side of MONTANA to the other that fast
No.515860
>>515846
there's like 100 people who come here tops
No.515861
>>515857
You can make money on a refugee-transpotring business.
All you need is a car and hungry for German lands refugees in France
No.515863
No.515864
new jontron
not a starcade
No.515866
No.515867
>>515864
*aggresively ECHs*
No.515868
vfan wasnt lying about the halloween party
what do i do? should i start obsessing over wouter instead until she gets back?
No.515869
celebrate a new jontron with a new thread
>>515865
>>515865
>>515865
No.515870
>>515868
obsess about my dick
No.515871
>>515863
Selfharam!ISIS!Nepeta
No.515872
No.515874
>>515872
wouterian codeword for "why arent you already"
No.515878
No.515881
>>515872
what's wrong, guy literally named attention whore
don't you like attention
No.515882
why am I doing absolutely nothing while I could do absolutely something?
No.515890
>>515862
Whose symbol is omega, again?
No.515904
No.515912
may all enemies of america die screaming and in agony
No.515914
great googly moogly it's all gone to shit
No.515917
>>515881
it's an ironic name
No.515920
>>515917
so if attention whore doesn't want attention, and broken spacebar has a fully functioning one, what's your deal
No.515924
>>515920
i'm actually sort of meh on megas xlr. i mean, it's good, but not GOAT
or
i'm not actually an extra large robot
No.515927
*slaps your thighs and watches them jiggle*
No.515928
the tricky treaters... they here......
No.515929
*poses seductively in kigurumi*
draw me like one of your french girls
No.515949
*gets tired*
*goes out for ice cream*