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No.515865
spooky scary skeleqts
>>515064
No.515873
Right, time for me to draw her
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No.515877
my little jew went up the mountain
be my golden calf, wouter
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No.515883
jontron is getting too fucking goddamn handsome
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>>515883
I thought I was the only one
No.515886
wanna kiss wouters cheekbones
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>>515886
just come to belgium mate
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>>515887
you come to palestine
do the thing i told vfan to do just pretend to be jewish
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>>515888
i'm blonde i cant be a jew
No.515892
i do want to kiss wouters cheekbones though i mean god damn that dude is too hot
No.515893
Which troll's symbol is omega, again?
No.515894
wouter is actually ginger
it explains a lot
No.515895
im not ginger
im dark blonde
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>>515891
you're a jew hybrid
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>>515897
*cue ghost shouting that hes not a jew*
No.515900
ah, yes
the thing i missed most about evil dead is the POV flying through the woods scene set to random motorcycle noises, i think
this takes me back
No.515902
wow its late
goodnight frienderinos
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>>515901
your moments coming here just to diss ae are the only moments i like having you around
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>>515902
wouter its weekend
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>>515906
so what?
i have to maintain my sleep schedule, i have my alarm set at 7am
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>>515907
wouter you are owned by the man
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>>515907
stop pretending to be a normie wouter
its only 11 pm
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>>515908
i don't even have a job
fuck the man
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>>515909
scratch that its 11 past midnight fug
No.515913
>start up laptop
>starts smoking
>a split second before i turn it off it catches aflame
holy fucking shit what the fuck
No.515915
its a computer my school gave me too so i am particularly fucked
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>>515910
if it's not by of the mandate of the man why are you maintaining that kind of schedule on your weekend!
No.515918
all my files are on it too fuck this is fucked goddammit
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>>515913
dust your computers regularly kids
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>>515919
those were some good razors
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>>515918
2.5" sata to USB adapter, you fucking idiot
No.515930
what kind of laptop was it
No.515931
i just want you to touch the poop
No.515933
ok ok its ok this is ok everything is better now and i have learned from it
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i giv the cands
to the tricky treat....
No.515940
haha i averted that disastrous option like a fucking pro
being mentally ill aint that hard....
No.515941
Ah you have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If Wouter is allowed to infiltrate this world, then HSG as you know him, ceases to exist!
You see, right now, we have Skype HSG, but there is also Chan HSG. That's the HSG you know, the HSG you grew up with -- memer HSG, shitposter HSG, piss bottle HSG, bawdy HSG.
>I, I love that HSG.
Me too! And he's dying anon! If Skype HSG walks through this door, he will kill Chan HSG! An HSG, divided against itself, cannot stand!
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the tricky treaties like my treats!
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>>515941
this but unironically
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>>515944
>it's only the demo
>you'll never have a threesome with skelly and him
No.515951
what are you dressed as for halloween hsg
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>>515951
Disappointment, ie no costume at all
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>>515950
no, i only want skelly for myself
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>>515951
im sitting here at my computer wearing this like
pointy witch hat
ive got a party to go to but i dont wanna, it's like half the width of belgium away
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>>515952
>>515953
but what about the tricky treaters!
surely you want to be dressed up for them!
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>>515955
this but with me instead
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>>515959
no tricky treaters here.
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No.515963
to kinda get into the spirit im wearing my headcrab hat for the evening
No.515965
>you will never date a qt skeleton girl in real life
kill me
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>>515961
*nocks on ur door*
tricky treat!
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>>515964
isnt that like years old
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>>515967
>Kara, 2012
>Detroit, 2015
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>>515965
i read this as "qt sarkeesian girl" and was about to question your tastes
but skelegirls are good
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>>515966
i'm pretending i'm not at home
alternatively, i'm giving whoever comes instant oatmeal
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>>515966
*almond joys you*
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>>515972
>almons-skinned Joey
YES PLEASE
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>>515968
isnt it like quantic dream shit anyway
No.515978
I drew the Skelly now me goes to bed
poop night hsg
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>>515980
spoilerin for that one anon reporting these
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>>515981
That's real nice
Do I just not know your tumble or what
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>>515977
yeah, hopefully it'll go off the rails in the second act and everyone will make fun of it
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>>515982
its sharktits you cad
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>>515982
fatmanass
Me really going to bed now though my head hurts
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>>515986
Well sorry I asked for a reason
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I can't get counter strike to boot on my Xbox
Damn
No.515996
my birthday is sandwiched between ben and rev
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>>515996
>is rev
Don't forget about potato
or dre
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>>515996
for your birthday present you wanna be a gay autism sandwich?
weirdo
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>>516000
i gotta make you choose
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No.516005
is knocking yourself out and having people do lewd stuff to you while they record it a fetish
it sounds like it'd be one
does it have a name
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>>516005
probably just a "sleep fetish" or something
i know there are those "sleep assault" videos so i guess there's a market for it, but i'm pretty sure those are all just porn actresses pretending to be asleep and getting an easy paycheck and not what you're describing
No.516008
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>the guy who made problem solverz also made this
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>>516008
>guy who made problem solverz
automatically shit
No.516010
idea:
adopt dog
name it bark lee
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>>516005
sounds like somnophilia + voyeurism, maybe some public use?
No.516013
*wiggles toes in front of your face*
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>>516009
i don't think paper rad's aesthetic was a good match for children's television
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>>516014
>radiskull and devil doll
No.516018
>kid doesn't want airheads
>offer three muskateers
>"that's even worse"
i see someone decided to go as an UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SHIT this year
No.516020
>morrowind won't load ebonheart
>playing game from Xbox hdd, get DDE every time
>locked out of the tribunal expansion
>solstheim works perfectly
BUT BLOODMOON SUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS
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>>516018
airheads are amazing what the fuck
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>>516020
>BUT BLOODMOON SUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS
NNIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>516022
BEARS OH NO
WOLVES OH NO
HEY YOU KNOW THOSE SPRIGGANS YOU HAVE TO KILL?! BETTER NOT KILL THEM IN THE WRONG ORDER OR YOU'RE FUCKED
OH AND WE WON'T TELL YOU WHAT THE ORDER IS
OH WHAT'S THAT IT'S NOON AND THE SKY IS CLEAR? HAVE A FUCKING BLIZZARD FOR NO REASON!
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>>516021
ikr
what do you even want if not airheads and three musketeers
little fucking beta buck i swear
No.516026
help me out hsg
being attached to a fictional skeleton like this ain't healthy
No.516027
time to let the game play itself
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>>516025
what was he dressed up as
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>>516024
BLOODMOON WAS FUCKING AMAZING
HIRCINE WAS GREAT
FUCKING HORKERS, GRAHL, DRAUGR
NORD LORE WAS INTERESTING
THERE WAS THE SKAAL VILLAGE AND IT HAD THE UDYRFRYKTE AND THOSE RAVEN WITCHES
BLOODMOON WAS METAL AS FUCK
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>>516029
>go to skaal
>"we don't trust you"
>check quest chains online
If it wasn't six TEDIOUS quests deep it would be nice
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>>516028
some kind of cat or lion or something
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>>516030
tbh i just liked being a werewolf
such a gamechanger
No.516033
wait, you let kids choose which candy they get?
unless they have an allergy, i just don't see why
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>>516033
so they get the stuff they want instead of some nasty shit
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>>516016
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>>516033
i've got a glass bowl and i just let them pick a handful of stuff
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>>516037
Middle is a masculine foot
Feminine feet have toes in descending order
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>>516034
that's dumb, it'll take too long, and what if you don't have candy that they like?
>>516039
makes sense
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>>516042
shut the fuck up cletus
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was it etrian odyssey IV that had an artbook by lexxy?
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>>516043
it takes like 2 seconds and if you dont have any candy they like then you picked shitty candy
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>>516037
I pick **death to all footfags*
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>>516048
>kid doesn't like three musketeers or airheads
sounds like the kid has shitty taste.
>>516047
googled it: lexxy had a piece of art in etrian odyssey IV's artbook.
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>>516049
We all saw you fuck up anon
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>>516047
yeah but it was only, it was pne picture
and a QR code quest localized to include lexxy
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>>516049
>fucking up spoilers
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>>516042
that's not really the case necessarily
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No.516060
i love my friend a lot hes great and amazing
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No.516062
It was a mistake to eat all this moon sugar
I crossed solstheim once to finish a quest, then again to start the next one AND IM STILL FAST
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>>516051
I didn't try to hide the fuck up though
the sentiment is what matters anyway
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>>516063
fus ro dah!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>516064
the sentiment was wrong as well
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i just realized that if i left my laptop open the house would probably be burned down right now
holy shit
No.516070
>halloween
>no cute a/b/g/nf to cuddle up to and watch scary movies
dying
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>>516042
tfw feminine foot
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>>516067
no it wasn't
die footfag
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>>516071
don't listen to that retard
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feet is literally the best fetish
No.516077
they call him... trap foot...
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>>516076
>>516078
die bad fetish havers
No.516080
any nofap november homestucks here
No.516081
grants gf has a foot fetish
pass it on
No.516082
Joey gave me a foot fetish.
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will the fight for foot fetishist rights be the next great social movement
No.516086
grant would you let your gf give you a footjob
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feet are boring but being stepped on is exciting
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>>516087
is that a yes or no
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No.516093
buttholes are boring but being shat on is exciting
No.516094
vaginas are boring but being pissed on is exciting
No.516095
it's literally just a butthole
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mouths are boring but being swallowed is exciting
No.516099
socksywocksyfags must be put to death
No.516102
*shamelessly self inserts as karkat*
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>>516096
>what is a boner? Is it a weapon?
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>>516099
anti socksywocksyfags must be gunned down
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>>516102
katnep is the most self-inserty ship, tbh
both characters are easy stand-ins for people who want to fuck the other one
No.516108
i watched john dies at the end for the first time with my gf, hsg
it was entertaining but very dumb and up its own asshole
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>>516108
>with my gf
useless information... why are you telling us this... go away... leave. right. now.
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>>516108
the book is better imo
No.516112
i only have 4 gun pictures on this computer
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Have a seat, Grant. We need to talk. We're here to help.
No.516114
thank you YIFY!
a - 10
v - 10
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>>516108
>for the first time
useless information... why are you telling us this... go away... leave. right. now.
No.516117
i forgot i have homestuck pictures on this computer
look at all these cute pictures
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>>516108
>i watched john dies at the end
useless information... why are you telling us this... go away... leave. right. now.
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>>516111
how different is it from the movie
No.516123
tbh i'd break up with my gf rn and wouldnt care
its just that i have no other place to stay and it would be a hassle
No.516124
i want a planet sized qt to crush the earth between her feet
No.516125
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lets watch vinny streaming
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>>516123
>>516124
youre disgusting
No.516127
is there a point of having a gf either then sex
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>>516123
how do you deal with the fear, about, what she would do, as revenge
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>>516128
>dating someone who would get revenge on you for breaking up with them
why............
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No.516131
man family guy used to be actually funny
what happened
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>>516131
maybe u just grew up hehe
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>>516131
>used to be actually funny
Not even when the first episode aired was this true
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>>516127
you can rob banks with them
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>>516129
sometimes you do things out of love
and they really love you back
but also
something is wrong with them, in their brain, or personality
and it makes them treat you in a way that makes you unhappy
and you think that you should maybe stop the relationship, so you can be happy
but they won't let that happen
because they are happy and love you
and so maybe
the answer is to become happy too, and accept, the fear
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>>516138
i dont know what all this shit means but u gotta stop with that and cut the bitch off
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>>516131
there are like two old episodes of the simpsons at most I can laugh at but I know it's still better overall and always was
No.516144
>Grant's normal evening Grant on the right
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>>516142
have fun with ur unhappy relationship................
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>>516128
i dont know if she would
she seems kinda sheepish in general and not capable of that sort of thing
but then again she's never been put in a situation where a long-time partner just up and leaves her
who knows it might awaken something dark and vengeful
what if she tried to stab me and i fall back in love with her
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>>516148
Sponge
Just stick it in her ass already
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>>516149
>>516150
how is that sponge
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>>516149
>>516150
both of you are retards for various reasons
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>>516150
>>516149
sponge's gf is dead
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>>516153
THEN SHE CAN'T OBJECT TO A LITTLE BUGGERY
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>>516151
i know its not actually sponge because sponge is still hunting for a boyfriend-free girl, but wanting to get stabbed by a qt is right up his alley
No.516156
Commander Nefarious, Captain I'm A Bad Guy, and Admiral Bone To Pick
No.516157
i want to watch a video of sponge fucking a girl
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>>516157
thats kind of gay
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>>516157
I want to be in a video with eszett and waifu
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>>516157
i bet sponge would look hilarious banging a girl
he seems so uncoordinated
No.516162
i want to suck eszett's dick
No.516163
i wish i didnt own this board
seeing who makes what posts is a curse
this is the monkey's paw
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>>516163
can't you just
not browse in mod mode
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>>516164
you are quickly replacing little mouse as the person here i hate the most
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w0000oooooooo000000000000oooo!
happy halloween from vriskafanx ^_^
Smash boots in the faces of misogynists ! ^_^
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>>516165
die
>>516166
i have to because then id have to have a second tab open anyway
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>>516161
>sponge sticking it in the wrong hole and saying sorry
>sponge awkwardly thrusting into the girl in an organized way
>sponge awkwardly moaning and saying epic while climaxing
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>>516167
The thing is, that's not nearly enough. I need you to hate me so much you give me control of the board.
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>>516163
give it to me
i'll take good care of it
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youre a little creepycreep
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>>516178
>what a little creep
No.516180
i would be the best admin for hsg
resumé includes /sugen/ and being a mod on /secretrule/
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>>516180
yeah but after seeing ur posts
i dont think so....
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>>516180
yeah you're a fag
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>>516180
sugen is more of a circlejerk than hsg and i dont even know how thats possible
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>>516182
you said yourself that my posts were good
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>>516185
shouldn't that make me more qualified
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>>516186
youve made some really heinous posts
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i am literally the only good poster
No.516191
let's start up the 2016 shitposting olympics
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>>516189
u dont want me 2 put u on blast, fam
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>>516193
grant everyones posts is shit nobody cares
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>>516193
it can't be THAT bad
i just need a little shitposting advice
No.516196
>takes a big drag of my cigar
>puff of smoke forms the word "crime" over my head
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>>516196
snowman is this you
No.516199
>put my laptop on its side so i can post while lying in bed
ye
No.516200
at least i'm not some foot slut like grant's gf
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No.516204
>gf has girlyfriend over for a sleepover
>theyre taking up the bed together
>im relegated to sleeping on the couch
>theyre in the bedroom snoozing it up
>would have to go in there to grab my laptop
>stuck at my pc instead
No.516205
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No.516206
i should just get naked and lie down between them
No.516207
No.516208
hween from ur local nep rep
No.516209
>>516208
he can talk
he can talk he can talk
No.516210
No.516211
I didn't get turnt at all and my bf's RA won't leave so I can't even dudeweed
No.516212
>>516207
what could go wrong
i already have to sleep on the couch
what are they gonna do make me sleep on the chair
No.516213
>>516211
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No.516214
No.516215
>>516209
I CAN SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
No.516216
ok i dont think they know im awake still and i actually just heard some actual legit moaning coming from the bedroom
its probably my gf having night terrors.........
probably..........
No.516217
>>516216
go investigate
take pics if they're lezzin out
No.516218
>>516216
you know what to do
No.516220
hey guys let me tell you about squares
No.516221
>>516217
i'll check it out next time i hear something
No.516222
i like to yell at squares on the internet
No.516223
i like to yell at those I deem "squares" as I make my vigilante patrols around the city
No.516224
she's still here
I wanna smoke some dudeweed and hold hands but she's still here
No.516225
>>516209
Nothing ever said I couldn't. I normally choose to remain silent as to not dilute the purity of Nepeta and the endless stores of love for all living beings which she represents. but especially karkat
No.516226
>>516225
oh now ican tell why youre always quiet
yourea fuckin weenie
No.516227
No.516229
i've had to piss for half an hour
i have to piss so bad
but i like the feeling
so im not going
No.516230
No.516231
>no buttslurping this halloween
bad halloween
No.516235
No.516236
katnep is a ship of peace
No.516237
No.516238
>>516234
*grinds gem into dust*
No.516239
No.516240
it wwas crime at the time but the lawws wwe changed them
No.516241
>>516236
catnep causes pregs
No.516242
when's egghead coming back
No.516243
katnep exists for people who want to fuck karkat who identify with nepeta and people who want to fuck nepeta who identify with karkat
No.516244
>>516242
i legit miss egghead
she was fun. epic, even
No.516245
>>516243
A PURRFECT SYNERGY
No.516246
No.516247
No.516248
wwhen koko is coming back
No.516249
i won my halloween draft hsg!
No.516250
>>516246
Maybe but it's no Steven Universe.
No.516251
>>516250
that's right it's even worse
maybe even peridot tier
No.516252
all katnep is rape
karkat is never willing
No.516253
>>516252
:33 < i'll make him like me
No.516254
>>516251
you do not understand
this is THE SHIP OF LEGEND
it can be nothing but absolutely correct
No.516255
>>516254
oh it's absolutely all right
absolutely garbage
No.516256
No.516258
PISS ON EVERYTHING THAT WOULD DENY KATNEP
No.516259
At home and idling on Undertale. Hooray! Happy Halloween, HSG.
No.516260
>>516259
happy halloween
but why "the fuggy mcwuggy" would you idle in a singleplayer game
No.516261
>>516259
nigga it's november
No.516262
>Shipping any male troll with anything but their right hand
No.516263
>>516261
Not in the only place that matters, sucka!
My only complaint so far is that the dummy didn't have enough dialogue.
No.516265
>>516262
stop projecting so hard
No.516266
>>516265
Exactly what would I be projecting here
No.516267
>>516265
the people who ship katneps are the ones who project onto one of the characters
No.516268
No.516269
>>515901
i told you about the company that sends jews to israel
you said youd do it but jews hate you
and ive never complained about people not liking me or lied about a band
i think you're just jelly i have a new best friend now
No.516272
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No.516273
i need this shitty sweater
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No.516275
>>516266
youre inability to seduce another human being or at least pay a prostitute to jack your wang for you
No.516276
consider this image
thoughts?
No.516277
>>516275
Oh yeah, I forgot about all those canon heterosexual troll pairing like... uh........ help me out here...
No.516278
No.516279
>>516277
i specifically used the term "human" to signify that you can either get a male or female to jack your wang!!!!!!
No.516280
>>516276
I really, really like this meme
No.516281
>>516277
aradia/equius
sollux/feferi
No.516282
>>516279
And what does that have to do with the fact that any troll male can't either? Do you know what projecting means?
No.516283
>>516282
my goodness............................
No.516284
 | Rolled 12 (1d20) |
I forgot about the dice function, oh my god.
No.516285
>>516283
>Pointing out the fact that any troll dude can't get laid means that you're projecting yourself onto them
Sick logic fam
No.516286
>>516285
my.....................................................................................goodness................................................................
No.516287
>surrounded by girls who suddenly show in interest in me
>don't do anything
>come home
>find out my girlfriend cheated on me last night
LITERALLY
JUST
No.516288
>>516286
Stop projecting so hard
No.516289
Don't tell me you're a pleb that doesn't like small dicks, anon
No.516290
No.516291
>>516287
are you a cuckold
No.516292
No.516293
No.516294
>>516287
wow
that's rough
sorry to hear that, anon
No.516295
>>516292
how long do the doctors say you've got before the transformation sets in
have you started to sprout a bad beard or been overcome by a profound urge to use a pixel art image of yourself on twitter yet
No.516296
>>516292
are you going to continue down the cuck road or are you terminating the relationship
No.516297
>>516296
dunno
probably gonna stay a cuck until i crack and go postal, dont wanna be alone again
>>516295
already had the shitty beard, really it should have tipped me off before the deed was done
No.516298
>>516297
enjoy your cuck life
No.516299
I ship Tavros with Dave's right hand
No.516300
>>516297
anon no dont be XLR
if girls were interested in you yesterday i'm sure you can find someone else
No.516302
>>516297
you can do better than a cucker, anon
live your best life
No.516303
Is there anything else you need Mario? Another ride? An egg? Or maybe my sweet asshole? Would you like to fuck my delicious dino hole, Master?
No.516305
No.516306
>>516303
That cloaca is so loose it'd be like throwing toad down warp pipe.
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>>516308
dont listen to him
No.516310
my friends and I were talking about fics "everyone has read" and I brought up Ovipositive, and my friend was like "well I've read oviposition fics before but I don't recognize the title, what's the pairing" and I was like, uh, Rose x a turtle I guess?
man, HSG, you shoulda been there, it was so funny
No.516311
epic thread for halloween, guys, GJ
No.516312
How long until /his/ turns into int/pol shitposting?
No.516313
>>516309
and delete this too
No.516314
>>516310
http://pastebin.com/1NkWG6qh
Im gonna read this tomorrow. ;) thanks for the fap.
There was an old hsg writer who's fanfics I found but I cant remember his name. It had to do with rose jade and jane and roxy getting fucked by the midnight crew. It was rapey and nasty too.
No.516316
Khan's desperate attempts at trying to become relevant
No.516317
why is there hair on my arms what the fuck
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>>516297
don't be a cuck lad you can do better
No.516320
It wont stop unless someone posts a spooky picture.
No.516321
>>516320
delete this fucker
No.516322
why is there so much rick and morty crossover art.
No.516323
Khan's feeling a bit too epic to handle tonight, huh fellas
No.516324
>>516323
I got shot with paintballs all night. All that got me through was thinking of what I'm gonna shitpost about.
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>>516303
Yoshi needs to look more embarrassed
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>>516326
this meme is stupid
No.516329
>>516325
you mean as a joke right? haha
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No.516331
Something actually homestuck related.
No.516332
kill all crossies, board war now
No.516333
Oh fuck there is a LOT of R+M/Undertale art.
No.516334
epic divorce man is going to starve
No.516335
what is this dogger doing
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No.516337
Hey bro, wanna suck my dick? ;) Just as a joke, a dare. It wouldn't be gay or anything!
No.516338
I'm checking out of this life, they still sell helium tanks at party city or have they figured out what's up yet?
No.516340
>>516339
America deserved 9/11
No.516341
I forgot to do the g*sh d*rn d*shes before I went out for my Halloween shenanigans and now I have to do them before I go to bed
No.516342
I bet BSB flips shit over people who don't stand for the pledge
No.516343
>don't do job because you're retarded
>blame political correctness
The perfect excuse...
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>>516346
I'm the diacritic
No.516348
fuck you kids this is the last time i buy one kilos of chocolate for halloween
No.516349
>>516348
i too bought far too much candy
it's going to take me like half a year to work through this shit...
No.516350
when will sanctimonious Luddite shitheads stop making cartoons about how technology is the reason all their relationships are failing
No.516351
I have to ask your help guys
tumblr is now showing 'search by' in my saved tags instead of just going to 'tagged' stuff
why
No.516352
>>516351
Punishment for using Tumblr
No.516353
>>516351
have u considered this:
tumblr is poorly designed and the staff is shit
No.516354
>>516352
but I need to find fetish art by various artists who refuse to use ACTUAL IMAGE HOSTING SITES
>>516353
yes but i was hoping there would be an addon or something
No.516355
>>516351
they're systematically breaking the tag feature, you can't track tags anymore
you can follow a search, which means that periodically things people post that contain whatever keyword it is will show up on your dash
tumblr hates its users and is actively trying to drive them out
No.516359
>>516354
is it me
do I do fetish art
No.516360
>>516359
not everything is about you
JEEZ
No.516361
>>516342
I yell at people who don't take their hat off during the national anthem at baseball games. I yell at complete strangers over this and call them communists.
No.516362
god morning you pieces of shit
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>>516363
oh gods not this guy again
No.516365
>>516364
*hands you a gun*
you know what to do
No.516366
>>516365
*Shoves it up my ass*
Aaah, that hits the spot
No.516367
>>516365
stick it up my ass and pull the trigger?
No.516368
>>516365
*practises gun safty*
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>>516368
what ARE those perfect circles that i keep seeing in chaz's pic?
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>>516369
what are you talking about tenzin
No.516374
>>516372
Monosexuals are incomplete people*
No.516376
faggots are wrong in the brain and i pray we find the gay gene to destroy it
No.516378
gays vs bisexuals
no weapons allowed
who wins
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>>516375
Nah, monosexuals are monosexuals
No.516381
>>516364
dont try to force it pal
No.516382
Bored with dicks inside your fanny?
Drive 'em off, become a tranny!
No.516383
*weaponizes the gay gene*
No.516384
>>516380
oh bislut anon, I wish I could understand you.....not
No.516385
>>516381
forced meme is my middle name
No.516386
>>516384
And I wish I could understand why you think what you're attracted to have any correlation with how much you bone
No.516387
>>516375
I can understand your point of view
if I were exposed to ugly jewish men I wouldn't want to fuck them either
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>>516383
The 2007 Ig Nobel Prize for peace.
No.516391
>tfw they perfect the gay bomb but it doesn't just make you gay...
No.516394
>>516392
>Caring about purity
Nigga that's gay
No.516395
does anyone else find it hilarious how the person who brags the most about having sex with men is the person who very loudly and constantly says how much men are awful and to never touch them or be near them
thats some dop geg imho tbqh smh fam
No.516396
>>516392
yeah well at least i don't suck baby dick blood through the tubes in my mouth like your rabbi
No.516397
>>516396
why dont you
get
a
real
hobby
tho
you dontneed to do this every day
go on vacation once in a while
No.516398
The 1992 Ig Nobel Prize for Art – Presented jointly to Jim Knowlton, modern Renaissance man, for his classic anatomy poster "Penises of the Animal Kingdom," and to the U.S. National Endowment for the Arts, for encouraging Mr. Knowlton to extend his work in the form of a pop-up book.
No.516399
my computer said it was 1:45 and now it says 1:24 oh must have been a time change
No.516401
vfan im sorry but you abandoned me
please dont burn wouter
do i come unto you now or what
No.516402
>>516400
>That's what men do. They suck infant dick when I'm not looking.
yes, that is exactly what i would expect you to say from your personal experience with jewish men
No.516403
im gonna come on to you instead
No.516404
>>516403
come sit on some train tracks you dumb cunt
No.516405
>>516404
this except with my dick instead of some train tracks
No.516406
>>516404
we dont have trains here
>>516405
w-wouter not in front of vfan
No.516407
>>516406
come on baby we've kept this secret for far too long
No.516410
>>516407
your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
No.516411
>>516404
Don't kill yourself on trains, trainwiz asked us not to
No.516412
>kanaya will never tenderly kiss your neck before biting into it like a ripe peach
No.516413
"opportunistically gay wouter" the best meme of all time?
No.516414
>>516409
Quick go fetch your hands
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>>516411
trainwiz never did nothin for me
whycome i gotta do things for him
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No.516418
>>516416
He makes you free stuff
No.516419
>>516408
i thought you liked me again what changed?
i still love you but i wish you were more supportive
esp now that you have some serious competition
No.516421
>>516420
where did you get this picture of me
No.516422
>>516420
I love how this implies that the only thing they're looking for in a man is for them to be straight
No.516423
>>516421
I'm the grey red-eyed cat emojis
>>516422
that's really relatable, imo
No.516424
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>>516427
i unironically love this video
No.516430
>porrim will never sink her fangs into your neck, moaning with her lips pressed to you and grinding against you with each swallow
No.516431
>>516430
I'm so gay for Porrim
No.516432
>>516429
survivors
not clouded by a conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality
No.516433
>porrim will never go foam shopping with you
No.516434
>>516427
I hear these two are MLP fans now
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No.516436
>porrim will never comfort you while bandaging your neck wound and clean up the sticky mess in your pants
No.516438
>porrim will never become a meme
No.516439
I now have the urge to buy foam.
No.516440
>>516438
does the dolorosa's long long legs count
No.516441
>>516440
look at what I said, and now look at what you typed
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No.516443
>>516436
contain that mom-lust a little bit there
No.516445
HSG THERE IS SKELETONS ON THIS BOARD
No.516448
>>516444
You can lust after other people's moms, it's when you lust after your own mom that it gets weird
No.516449
This anatomy book is a fucking nightmare
No.516450
>>516445
if there are you're the only one who can see them
No.516451
No.516453
>German Village of 102 Braces for 750 Asylum Seekers
No.516454
>>516453
someone needs to pull a 9/11 on that fat cow merkel
No.516455
>>516438
remember the porrim's shitposts
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No.516459
>>516458
>nobody cares about the german people since they were responsible for two world wars.
that's exactly what i'd expect a jew to say
No.516460
>>516458
hes not hot but dat guitar riff tho
No.516461
i'm steadily letting myself enjoy more pleb music
it feels good
No.516463
>>516458
Good thing that everybody loves Jews and Israel
No.516464
[in obama voice] youare going to die for israel and you are going to like it
No.516465
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
at least we can all agree DM is GOAT
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No.516467
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>>516466
you'll have to speak up sonny
No.516469
*vomits up a bunch of water that smells like reeses cups*
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No.516471
but it was me, the cucker
No.516472
No.516473
>tfw I've been on #farts for 4 years and 2 months
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No.516476
i wonder why in all of those years i never went on farts
what was it like
is it basically like the skype chat today
No.516477
>>516476
its objectively better
No.516478
>>516476
its the skype chat if the skype chat was filled with people who werent total faggots
No.516479
No.516480
>>516479
more interesting people and more engaging dialogue.
No.516481
No.516482
>>516481
chaz and glub are the persistant quality users with me and Æ being constant shitposters. HSE stops in talking about her exploits in meatspace and atomic and me and and a bunch of other people shitposting about Jojo's Bizzare adventure
No.516483
>>516482
excuse you my jokes are of the highest quality
No.516484
>>516483
you can make jokes?
No.516485
>>516483
you still shitpost an astonishing amount
No.516486
>>516482
>ae is there
objectively shit already
i'd like to know what glub is like but chaz doesnt seem that special
No.516487
>>516486
glub makes terrible puns and chaz is actually really great
anyway i talk 99% less about vfan there
No.516488
>>516486
they're both amazing artists
No.516489
>>516488
that doesnt make them interesting people and also amazing might be stretching it a little
i mean glub is fantastic sure enough but
who's atomic again by the way
No.516490
>>516489
she used to post on 4chan's HSG with very very sketchy art. Nonetheless her art's improved 10 fold.
I feel blessed to be in the presence of so many good artists on #farts
No.516491
No.516492
>>516491
don't h8 appreci8. I spent almost $500 on art made by chaz and framed by a local business. it has vastly improved my shitty walls.
No.516493
>>516492
weeewwww
i'm gonna have to see that now
i need to see what drawing or drawings made by chaz are worth 500 dollars
No.516494
>>516493
she only saw like $300 of that. I spent $200 on framing.
http://the-batlord.tumblr.com/post/132234626873/
worth every penny tbh fam
No.516495
>>516494
those must be the infamous walls where the infamous ass lives
what do you do anyway to get such a high rep in this community
No.516496
>>516494
wait i thought she made you the comic for free and you just tipped her afterwards?
No.516498
>>516496
batlord seems like one of those positivos who just gives out wads of money to be liked
kinda like phantos
No.516499
>>516498
nah, batlord's just a cool dude.
he likes what he likes, and that's it.
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>>516499
what kind of an odd statement is this
that it's, i've resolved to hating batlord for no good reason, even if it makes everybody hate me in turn
No.516501
>>516498
its like xlr said
hes making minimum wage rn he didnt just inherit buttloads of money like phantos
No.516502
>>516501
i make minimum wage too
i draw
what makes him so much better than me
is it that i'm not cool enough, well that's ok
he can go and be the cool dude i'll go over here and be the hot dude
No.516503
>>516502
ice man
vs
fire man
who will win?
No.516504
>>516502
>what makes him so much better than me
because he was part of the old HSG circlejerk so that means nostalgic people will kiss his ass
No.516505
>>516503
fire melts ice its kinda obvious
No.516506
>>516502
Get a real job and keep drawing just as a hobby
No.516507
>>516504
no ones kissing his ass though hes just a cool dude
you guys could be cool dudes too if you werent busy being faggots
No.516508
LOVE ME REEEE
>>516506
thats what i do
the drawing part is separate from the job thing
anyway i dont trust batlord, no one man should have this many loss edits on his blog
No.516509
i dont hate my job, honestly
the bad thing about it though is it never stops
i just, i want it to stop
No.516510
>>516505
yes, but melted ice is water, which becomes ice again
it's too close to call
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>>516510
m8
fire beats everything
No.516514
dont really trust the results of brainiac though they rig their stuff to explode
No.516516
>>516508
iirc I didn't like batlord back in the days
No.516517
>>516513
it's fire man, not thermite man.
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No.516519
ill probably end up fucking up and make it super awkward
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>>516522
Homestuck Admiral pls go
No.516525
Total posts: 620.
Anonymous: 448, ≈72% of total posts.
Anonymous (flag: DogFace): 28, ≈5% of total posts.
XLR !KOaMEGASp.: 24, ≈4% of total posts.
Saltlick: 20, ≈3% of total posts.
Attention !WHORE89jfk (flag: SU: Jasper): 19, ≈3% of total posts.
Æ !VFXfaN4g.I: 13, ≈2% of total posts.
VFanX Games 3D: The Movie !vris0JGJL2: 12, ≈2% of total posts.
BATLORD !!l5O7qZ2ej2: 10, ≈2% of total posts.
khan !!Ll4oVPjUfw (flag: HussieFace): 10, ≈2% of total posts.
Æ: 9, ≈1% of total posts.
Phantos (flag: NepetaFace): 8, ≈1% of total posts.
Anonymous (flag: SU: Lapis): 6, ≈1% of total posts.
BrokenSpacebar !aUtiSmatss: 6, ≈1% of total posts.
THE BIG LAD (flag: DogFace): 3, ≈0% of total posts.
Nick's Ass: 3, ≈0% of total posts.
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Dreams logged: 1 (21)
Images saved: 10 (6)
No.516530
you ever wish you had the dedication to single-handedly force a meme for months on end
me neither
No.516532
>>516420
I demand to know who this is so I can find out what else she can't spell correctly
No.516533
No.516534
Also STOP ABUSING THE THAI CHARSET
No.516535
Nonhuman entities are old. They are smart, and wise, beyond human reckoning. Virtually all of those who take it upon themselves to study them inevitably end up thinking they know and understand far more than they actually do, and are far more capable of dealing with such entities than they actually are, which makes them incredibly attractive morsels for inhuman entities to exploit and prey upon, and to make things even worse, these "Demonologists" usually end up drawing the attention of beings even the truly capable would avoid at all cost.
Demonology is in essence a trap. Think of it as a virus. It disguises itself as a calling, an empowering form of hidden knowledge, and it plays on, feeds on the pride of those who get infected, simultaneously weakening their defense mechanisms, while drawing them towards ever greater, more infectuous knowledge.
In the end, there are two types of demonologist. The fool who lets the study itself destroy him, and charlatans, who sacrifice their own humanity (unwittingly or entirely willingly) to prey on the fear and misunderstanding of others, profiting off of them (See the Warrens, Zaffis) under the ruse of spiritual guidance and protection.
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should i go for a cold slice a the pizz, or a bowl of cappy crunch
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I want to fuse with one of you
No.516542
>>516541
I need you learn your dance first, Khan
No.516544
>>516538
cappy crunch! cappy crunch!!!
No.516545
thanks god they didnt fuck up the Genos/Saitama sparring
i mean it wasnt manga-tier good, but it was pretty fucking good
No.516546
>>516544
Who forgot to feed the baby while I was gone?
No.516547
>>516526
i wanna give joey my nut
No.516548
>>516547
Try a blue feather first, son.
No.516549
old, unused generals in need of a home
>>445456
>>418728
>>497092
>>511043
>>395205
>>338994
>>506489
>>458680
consider these before making a new one
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>>516551
fuck off sponge or sponge-hanger-on
No.516554
>>516551
kill yourself, trash
No.516555
>>516553
fuck off edition poster, monster girl fag or ae
No.516556
Here I will give you each one to give each other, now play nice.
I will not share feathers very often, they don't even MAKE these anymore.
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>>516559
thank you but now I have to do laundry, bbl
No.516561
No.516562
>>516559
>>516561
how ignorant are you
No.516563
why has no one thought of calling me trash tree
its perfect and its a lot smarter than ass pee or what ever the fuck you guys use
No.516564
wwhatevver happened to fay wwray
No.516565
>>516564
What happened to your dick
No.516566
>>516565
its not easy havving a good time
evven smiling makes my face ache
No.516567
>>516562
i tried googling it, got nothing
is it a warcraft thing
No.516568
>>516567
you use a blue feather to propose to girls/boys in the harvest moon games
No.516569
>>516556
i'm flattered, but no.
No.516570
>>516566
If you want I can make you have
a bad time
No.516572
me excited about shadows over innistrad
No.516573
>>516572
Vampires and werewolves suck
No.516574
>>516570
oh come on sans admit it you liked it didnt you
theres no crime in givving yourself ovver to pleasure
No.516575
>>516571
what's this weird feeling?
No.516576
>>516549
there's a reason we didn't use them
No.516577
>>516571
ngl that car is cute in a non sexual way
No.516578
honestly why have I never watched Rocky Horror Picture Show with HSG
No.516579
>>516578
pretty sure ive streamed it at least twice
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>>516579
truly you are doing the lord's work
No.516582
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>>516573
gonna kill
gonna kill
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>>516583
Oh, hey
It's been a while
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No.516592
i ate about 10 waffles this afternoon
feels like im gonna explode
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No.516594
>>516589
did you just randomly walk in or did you put your name on just to say hi to angel?
No.516595
>>516574
one time is all it takes you filthy brother killer
No.516596
i put my name on to say hi to angel
hi angel
No.516597
>>516584
You heard me
eszett-waifu sandwich
>>516587
Vampires and werewolves suck
Now, a tribal shapeshifters edh deck with MIMEOPLASM as commander...
No.516598
No.516599
i mean i technically already had it on but i wasnt planning to post anything i was just checking to see if vfan posted anything
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No.516601
>>516600
Stop using that kwama forager onahole
No.516602
my farts are super smelly atm
that's gonna be fun when i get on a crowded train in half an hour
No.516603
>>516602
have fun being in jail for mass murder
No.516604
>>516597
it figures you would have such fag opinions, being a gay and all
No.516605
>>516604
>MIMEOPLASM tribal shapeshifters
>bad
What
No.516606
>>516602
dont you live in sweden or something
aren't you afraid of being convicted of fart rape
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No.516608
>>516606
a lot of people i know have actually been fined for fart rape so i'm kind of worried
No.516609
literally genocide all feminists
No.516610
>grown-ass adults who have presumably been potty-trained
>farting in public
???
No.516611
>>516586
im ok, how about you?
>>516589
suuup
>>516596
hi
No.516612
i can't even remember the amount of times i narrowly avoided getting accused of manspreading
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No.516614
>>516611
I'm alright,
I could feel better, but I spent the past hour or so drawing,
and that always puts me in a bad mood.
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No.516616
what happens if you segue a manspread into a fart rape and then try to mansplain it all away
No.516617
>>516612
maybe you should stop spreading your legs you fucking slut???
No.516618
>>516611
hey why arent you in farts?
No.516619
>>516616
life with no parole
No.516620
i dont have to manspread because i have tiny little balls that dont even produce sperm
feels good mang
No.516621
>>516619
what the cazzo are you saying?
No.516622
>>516614
whatcha drawing?
>>516618
i used to be in the old skype group, that was plenty of hsg interaction. im still in it i just dont pay attention to it anymore
No.516623
>>516614
>drawing puts you in a bad mood
nigga what
No.516624
>>516621
>>516619
Ora this is getting silly
No.516625
>>516618
why are you in farts
No.516626
>>516622
the old skype group is also the current skype group and its mostly filled with assholes (excluding literally 2-3 people)
No.516627
Why is it so hard for women to understand my penis is so enormous it needs an entire seat for itself?
No.516628
>>516625
mostly for hse tbh
as soon as i get her skype im leaving
No.516629
>>516626
am i one of the assholes
No.516631
>>516628
that faker is still around?
No.516632
>>516629
well you did try negging me this morning
No.516633
>>516631
faker? excuse you hse is a great young woman
No.516634
>>516629
you're not seriously seeking ae's approval are you
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>>516632
i don't know what negging is
No.516639
>>516633
"hse" is some fartsfag that stole my persona after i dropped it
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No.516645
>>516635
fuck off at least start a new thread with homestuck art
No.516646
>>516637
i go by trash tree now
>>516638
Urban | Negging | Low-grade insults meant to undermine the self-confidence of a woman so she might be more vulnerable to your advances. This is something no decent guy would do. They say that the assholes get the girls, but I can spot negging a mile away and I reject these fuckers straight off.
>>516639
and who would you be
No.516649
>>516646
oh
i wasn't doing that, just regular old shitposting
No.516651
>>516597
Where did waifu go, anyhow
I haven't seen her in forever
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No.516654
>>516651
i'm pretty sure she stopped coming here a long time ago
No.516657
>>516651
rip waifu, only the good die young : (
No.516661
>>516626
i mean the really old skype group with like hp, mono, doodles etc
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No.516671
>>516661
I really miss doodleanon
No.516673
i really missed doodleanon
get it because i refound hsg after he left
haha
good one
No.516677
>>516673
you're not even misgendering her as a joke are you
you actually just don't know hsg lore
No.516679
No.516768
>>516504
I don't mean to disrupt anything.
>>516508
loss edits are the shit. If this thread did nothing but post loss edits I'd be so tired from laughing
No.516770
>>516509
consider getting a new job.
No.516773
>>516639
> throws thing away
> claims it was stolen
insurance scams don't work on the internet, chum
No.516850