No.516640
Angel please don't go away.
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No.516647
several anons popping a boner when angel posts
No.516648
>>516645
Homestuck is shit
No.516650
>>516647
*hi-angel-anon furiosly masturbating*
No.516653
>>516650
no, she is not for sexual.
No.516655
No.516656
*flushes the namefags out*
No.516658
c1q is my least favorite poster
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No.516660
who put those skeles down there
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No.516664
remember when i was just a namefag
ahhh, good times
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No.516669
Anyone know what the new wordfilters are on 4chan? Seeing a lot of desu and senpai, but no pattern on what they replace.
>>516666
let's
trip
ships
No.516670
>>516669
cuck, tbh and fam all get filtered now
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>>516658
what, even worse than all the other trips?
is it because of all the good commissions I pay for?
>>516666
checked
>>516670
what a shame
No.516674
getting circlejerky up in here
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>>516670
oh that makes sense. it was getting a bit excessive
No.516676
I'm wrecking this game so hard it can't make the wall for each floor appear as fast as I'm going up
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No.516680
>blue snot from snorting adderall
kill me
No.516681
someday this business will take off like I've always deserved. someday I'll be a billionaire. and they will call me... the butthole merkin magnate
No.516685
my friend recently asked me if HSG still refuses to believe in the good news of Canon Davekat, and I realized I don't really know. do we still have any stubborn Davekat denialists?
No.516686
>>516685
Davekat will never be canon in our hearts
No.516687
>>516685
hsg doesn't care about homestuck
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No.516689
>>516685
davekat is shit
it's canon, but its shit
No.516690
>>516689
mm a compelling argument, but consider: you're waifu, is a slut
No.516692
daily reminder that the culmination of dave's entire character arc was asking his brother how to come out of the closet
No.516694
>>516692
remember when dave's angst was based around his existential crisis over having multiple copies of himself
hussie didnt
No.516697
>>516694
hey I wanted to check, is this the kind of discussion where a dissenting opinion is allowed, or are we just on the "shit on Hussie indiscriminately" train right now
No.516698
>>516697
it's the kind where you never figure out how to post without sounding like a chode
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>>516698
it's never not that kind of discussion anon, will you ever learn
No.516701
>>516695
oh my god
your phone is ancient
No.516702
>>516701
>phone
It's an ellipsis 7 tablet, actually.
No.516703
i wonder what % of people who donated to the hiveswap kickstarter are even going to play it
No.516704
>>516696
i want ruby to suck my dick
No.516705
>>516703
i wonder what % of people who donated to the kickstarter realise they will not receive the second Hiveswap game for free
No.516706
>>516704
>Ruby
Have fun getting your dick melted off
No.516707
>>516705
i dont think anyone will notice that, but only because i doubt the second hiveswap game will ever be made
No.516708
HSG wouldn't know character writing if it bit them in the dick tbh fam lads
No.516710
No.516711
saltlick wouldn't know character writing
.
No.516712
>>516709
Is that wakfu subbed or dubbed?
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>>516713
Neat
So who do you prefer sharktits or elfhips
No.516715
>>516714
did somebody say tits
No.516716
>>516709
>Estimated delivery: Jun 2014
No.516717
>>516714
>>516714
i can't choose
they're both gr8
No.516719
ban fartsposters on sight
No.516720
>>516709
a lot of these are actually good
No.516721
I miss when HSG posters expected one another to have read the comic and didn't tolerate bafflingly incorrect interpretations just to add counterfeit kindling to Hussie's pyre
No.516722
I kind of want a LOLCAT theme for my tablet
No.516723
is the new binding of isaac dlc good?
ive been hooked playing rebirth the last couple of weeks
No.516724
>>516723
The only game dlc I've ever found to be good was FTL's dlc.
No.516725
is binding of isaac and it's sequel worth the money
No.516726
>>516725
yes and yes
incredibly addicting though
No.516727
>>516725
depends on how much you like randomised dungeon things
it can be pretty fun
No.516728
>>516723
yeah it's got a lot of content, all good stuff
>>516725
both are great, but if you've never played either, just buy rebirth
it's pretty much a remake, and imo rebirth is a lot better than the first
No.516729
>>516723
[19:00] <ashT> glub is afterbirth good?
[19:02] <glub> well yeah
[19:02] <glub> if you like boi already
[19:02] <glub> it's just more of the same
[19:02] <glub> more items, more bosses, more game mechanics
[19:02] <glub> the only thing I hate is music
[19:02] <glub> bring back dannyb
>>516725
yes but only get the most recent one because its just gotten better
No.516730
boi is basically great for playing while you watch a documentary or something
its just something to do with your hands like minesweeper its not an actual game
No.516731
This is me making a post.
No.516732
i'm breaking hearts over mouthpics
No.516733
>>516730
it is a sort of game that your body becomes mechanically acclimated to, and you eventually just start playing it without thinking at all
but saying it's not an actual game because of that is kind of gay
No.516734
>>516733
did you just respond to ae like he was saying something unironically
No.516735
>>516733
well yeah i just meant it wasnt a game you played full screen while worrying about the plot and shit
its something you put in window mode and play with a controller while leaning back and watching fool us
No.516736
>>516735
>not worrying about the plot in boi
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>>516734
i don't really pay attention to names when i'm replying
the content of the post is what matters -u-*
No.516738
>>516737
yeah well the content of your post
IS SHIT
No.516739
>>516734
i turn the irony off a lot
you can never tell when im being ironic or not so if i say something dumb i can say i was being ironic
>>516736
its 2deep4me
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>>516739
uh
you are not as difficult to read as you might think, dude
No.516741
>>516740
i know i was just being ironic
No.516742
put some irony in my butthole
No.516743
Joseph Joestar- Harrison Ford
Avdol Muhammed- Chris Rock
Jotaro Kujo- John Travolta
Noriaki Kakyoin- Nic Cage
Jean-Paul Polnareff- David Bowie
DIO- Michael Cera
No.516744
>>516742
*reams ur ass with a branding iron*
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>>516742
imagining that some female anon wrote this post makes it better
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No.516748
Why is peridot so perfect
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>>516743
Oingo- Vin Diesel
Boingo- Verne Troyer
Hol Horse- Owen Wilson
Alessi- Russel Brand
No.516750
what happens if i eat a transboy's ass
No.516751
>>516750
you get infected with the trans
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>>516750
you'll finally have some hair on your chin
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>>516748
this but with jaspy so that it isn't a lie
No.516755
what the fuck is up with every gdq video having 5-20 minutes of absolutely nothing happening before it gets to the run
just cut that shit
No.516757
Jasper as a 50s biker girl and her cheerleader on-again-off-again girlfriend lapis
wallflower Pearl who wishes Jasper would just notice her, just once
No.516758
how do i bring her back hsg
No.516759
i managed not to kill any of the other train-goers with my farts
No.516760
HSG why are butch girls so hot? why is this allowed
No.516762
>>516757
delete all of this
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>>516762
I can't hear you over the sound of Jasper in a leather jacket straddling a motorcycle
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No.516766
>jasper will never fuck you until you get heart pupils
No.516767
need a butthole in my mouth
No.516769
warning en ess eff double-yew
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>>516763
>Jasper in a leather jacket straddling a tank
>while giant rose quartz in a flight suit straddles a warship
No.516774
unpopular opinion
Jason X is one of the best Friday 13th movie
No.516775
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>>516774
what an awful opinion
No.516777
how do we get the bad-fetishers away from Best Girl Jasper
No.516778
>>516777
jasper is a bad fetish tbh
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No.516780
only 2011 hsg-ers remember cyrr
No.516781
No.516782
Are you having a grand ol' time?
No.516783
>>516782
no im having a panic attack
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>>516780
i've never listened to more than like six seconds of it
i vaguely remember "oh karkitty"
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>>516709
>backed MN9
How does it feel to get owned?
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>>516780
yeah. Not funny in retrospect. Mostly silly.
No.516791
>>516788
ntrfans please vacate the premises
>>516789
it doesn't feel good, man
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No.516793
i am uncomfortable with the idea
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>>516788
>lapis and sapphire begging for ric flair's dick
No.516795
>>516788
why does jasper have a donger
No.516796
the vfan gimmick kinda falls apart when shes not here
its like a part of me dies when shes not around
the best part of me
No.516798
>>516795
because he's jasper?
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>>516796
and its still not funny
not even in a pretend ironic way
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>>516800
nothing ironic about my vlove
No.516804
>>516799
>>516798
*looks at camera*
here we go again!
*freeze frame*
*audience laughter, applause*
*fade to credits*
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>>516803
ae i hate you
but thats only because i see so much of myself in you
lets kill ourselves together ae
No.516807
>>516795
gems are shapeshifters
we have seen one turn into male forms
we know one shapeshifted working genitalia
gems with dicks is a foregone conclusion
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No.516810
>>516795
better question: why don't YOU have a donger?
No.516811
UNDERSTAND MEEEEEE
UNDERSTAND MEEEEEE
No.516812
>>516807
Gems also have no determinate gender, despite a feminine appearance
>stevonnie is only 1/4 gem and is EVEN less affected by bismuth fields than Steven is
Rose's gamble is already paying off
No.516813
"Arguing that you don't care about the right to privacy because you have nothing to hide is no different than saying you don't care about free speech because you have nothing to say,” - Edward Snowden
No.516815
Are there Steven Universe general threads with Homestuck character in OP?
No? I guess.
Oh, HSG, that's so tolerant
No.516816
>>516806
i am insanely madly in love with myself though
why would i deprive the world of someone this epic? sure the universe doesnt deserve me but theres nothing wrong with doing god a favour
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No.516818
Today's qt gf is a tall Brazilian, muscles rippling beneath her skin as she moves. Even when perfectly still, she exudes a sense of danger, in the same way that a lion might pause before the act of leaping. You see something in her eyes that you like, but much that you do not. When she caresses your face, it will be with the care one adopts when carelessness might easily break what they hold. She will be wild. Feral. Her teeth will bare in a show of dominance when you defy her, and her fingers will twist through the air as if trying to release claws they do not have.
She will cook great lasagna.
No.516819
>>516815
rudy this place has nothing to do with homestuck and you would know that if you could understand anything anyone was saying you trans-siberian fuck
No.516820
>>516818
Lasagna is too heavy
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>>516821
[Citation needed]
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>>516817
i vaguely recognize it
is it andrei? who knows
No.516825
Oh No
Doctor Connors Class
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>>516824
I don't think it's andrei
No.516827
igotszhocuddupin whaddiwaszdoing ifugoddallaboudit
hssgnnkillme
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>>516829
What's this dish is?
Is there's a gelatin?
No.516832
good morning my epic lads
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>>516833
Hated this shit from my youngest childhood.
Now I've grew up, even started to like black and green olives, but aspic... no, sir.
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>>516833
i googled aspic and why the fuck does that exist
No.516837
redpill me on this "aspic" real quick fams
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>>516837
aspic is a smelly lazy brown person
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>>516839
Nah, it's a meat jelly made of meat and meat's lard.
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>>516844
you hungover too?
No.516847
>>516845
no i just read about aspic
No.516848
>>516847
ah. also yeah ew.
No.516851
how do we "get rid of" the french
No.516853
>tfw wantsa eat din-din early but know i will get all hunghung later tonight if i do
this is fucking bullshit.
No.516855
pa rum pa pum pum
cum in my bum
No.516856
>>516854
okay no this is over the line
No.516857
>>516856
why so anti-epic, fam?
No.516859
>>516853
Eat half of your dinner now, then another half in dinner time
????
PROFIT!
No.516860
>>516858
Prehensile knotted horsedicks with rhino-sized testicles
By which I mean each testicle is as large as a rhino
No.516861
>>516854
>>516858
this is literally pedophilia
No.516862
>>516857
shitposting should be free and unlimited, but somehow you managed to find the line and rocketed right over it
No.516863
it's not about fucking the goofballs just speculating about their dicks
No.516864
why'd i get banned for posting porn
No.516865
>>516864
i am asking that exact same question to the mod right now
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No.516867
please no meat touching, ma'am
No.516868
what if every spot on earth is just covered with ghost poop, we just can't see it?
No.516869
alright, geez
point made, mods
No.516870
>>516863
Yeah and posting "How do deep do you think a 3 years old vagina is" shouldn't be considered pedo shit either right?
No.516871
>>516870
that was just shitposting lighten the h*ck up
No.516872
i regret my actions and acknowledge my wrongdoing
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No.516874
this mod should delete himself
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No.516877
i apologize for everything
No.516878
>>516872
you dindu nuffin
you a good boy
nobody here should fear an unjust ban for shitposting
No.516879
Why does this website keep going down?
No.516880
>>516878
Except the people posting scat porn.
No.516881
looks like the mod is going to be the one banned.... >:)
No.516882
>>516879
It feels shame for its content
No.516883
>>516879
combination of hotwheels being bad at his job and hotwheels not having enough money for host this sick puppy
No.516884
>>516883
doesn't he have a shit ton of donations he could use
No.516885
>>516881
yeah i cant believe wesley would abuse his power like that
No.516888
>>516884
he spent all the donation money on buying new bones
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>>516886
whose this semen demon
No.516891
>>516887
fucking christ
the thumbnail didn't load so i clicked the picture and now this shit is somewhere on my hard drive forever
grant, ban wesley.
No.516892
>>516891
that post isn't me man
No.516894
why the fuck do we have to live in a universe where magic isn't real
this sucks
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>>516892
yeah fucking right
it's just gonna be a conveniently fresh IP making your rebuttal for you
i hope you fucking die.
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>>516894
i'm too tired to make a post about how the technology we have now is basically magic already so just try to feel inspired anyway
No.516899
>>516897
how do you know it was a different ip
what was the image anyway
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>>516898
i was mainly talking about the lack of fantastical creatures
i mean it would probably be horrible but still
No.516904
is anyone here not a mod
we already knew wesley was a pedo he likes babydot
No.516905
>>516894
> magic
> isn't real
Mr. W, please.
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No.516907
craving some hot ASMR action rn
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>>516696
check out these epic mouthpics...
No.516909
>>516903
but we have lizards that shoot blood from their eyes and slugs that vomit up their guts to distract predators and pistol shrimp
No.516910
>>516893
ive thought about getting an eo game but i don't know if i'd like the mapping thing
should probably try one
No.516911
who's this mod that has a hateboner on me
No.516912
>>516714
what if we had both
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>>516907
listening to some dank asmr right now fam
>>516909
boring
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>>516904
i thought he hated lolidot
No.516917
>>516914
what do you consider fantastical then
do we just have to take two animals you already know about and sew half of each together
No.516918
>>516899
you know exactly what it was you fucking scum
this shit is what makes me uncomfortable browsing this fucking website. some idiot like wesley posts something disgusting and now it's linked to me and my IP for anyone watching this site.
kill yourself wesley. kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself wesley. actually die wesley. die.
No.516919
>>516915
>making little mouse into a mod
No.516921
>>516917
like goblins and dwarves and dryads and shit
sentient fantasy creatures
No.516922
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>>516918
WHAT DID WESLEY DO
No.516924
>>516922
the skellies are fasing away...
No.516925
>>516923
post a little girl in an outfit i think
from the thumbnail it looks real creepy
No.516926
>>516921
we got ugly people and short people and trees
what more do you want
No.516927
>>516926
but we don't have TALKING trees
No.516928
>>516925
Wesley didn't do anything stop picking on the wes
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>>516928
i dont even know if it was him who was posting it
No.516931
neither of thees posts are sincere you jokers
>>516915
>>516885
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No.516933
fuck i keep forgetting about the skellies and getting microspooked when i notice them
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No.516936
congratufuckinglations wesley you ruined my day
fuck this
No.516937
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
This is what happens when 2 people from hsg fuse
No.516938
>>516927
what the fuck is a tree going to say that's worth hearing
"i say sandra does my trunk look big in this"
whoop-de-doo
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>>516936
why are you such a sensitive little flower
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No.516945
>no qt aliens
>no qt strong ai
>no qt demons
>no qt dragons
we live in the worst of all worlds
No.516947
>>516945
Since when jew reptilians aren't alien dragon demons?
No.516948
peri's long, thick green turd
No.516949
>tfw can't serve a snake god
>tfw can't bring her sake on occasion and have fun with her
No.516950
>>516945
>no qt demons
The fucking worst
No.516951
wesley has his own su board
still posts peri pictures here
No.516952
>>516951
because he knows deep inside that his board is trash and will never compare to hsg
No.516953
>>516943
this place is supposed to be fun and games
and wesley posts something that is not only just plain fucking revolting, but is actually dangerous to have in any way linked to you and is actively watched for by entities monitoring this site.
and he did it to prove an epic point about being justified in a retarded ban.
i hope the feds kick down his door and shoot him right in his stupid fucking bitch mouth
i hope he falls into an industrial pulverizer set to its slowest setting
i hope steven universe gets canceled even though i like it so he has to feel bad
i want him gone
No.516955
>>516953
why are you so afraid
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>>516953
it wasnt wesley u clownshoe
No.516957
>>516953
I was the one who did it to prove a point not poopylover
now bend over vore lover
No.516958
so what was the image
was it cp
No.516959
>>516954
This is a very precious pun only a few people will get
No.516960
did someone post cheese pizza
No.516961
>>516957
die wes you fucking disgusting shit
>>516958
yes
No.516962
>>516960
someone posted a creepy image but it wasn't legit cp
i came in and there were like 4 deleted posts though so maybe those were actual cp
No.516963
>>516960
Nah, it was a picture of carbonehydrate potassium
No.516964
>>516958
Technically no it wasn't
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>>516961
did you not read my post
No.516969
methinks anon is demonstrating thon's disgust for cp a little too vigorously
No.516970
>>516967
just fucking burn yourself out of existence you stupid-name-having little fuck, i hate you
No.516971
>>516968
holy shit an opinion I agree with
No.516972
>>516968
shut your whore jew mouth
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>>516970
me posted little girl but me not wes
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>>516971
you dont even know who wesley is
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>>516971
wesley is an angel you cunt
No.516981
wesley sucks
i love vfan
just facts everyone knows
No.516982
Welsey is cute! CUTE!!
CUTE
No.516983
I'm so glad HSG at least hates pedos
No.516984
wesley making snow angels but instead of snow it's poop
No.516985
>>516974
if this truthfully is a different person than wesley, ban them grant, they literally broke the rules and also law
if this is a new IP, it's just wesley, who must die.
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>>516979
you have a great sense of humor
No.516989
>>516984
the poop is from used diapers
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>>516989
no its not its from poopydot you imbecile
you know NOTHING
No.516994
>>516983
yeah and the really impressive bit is how they manage to do it at the same time that they're jerking off to 13 year olds getting it on
No.516996
>>516992
remember when you cried over a homestuck flash and knowingly gave me nudes despite the fact that you knew i was gonna post it and got buttmad at me
No.516997
i wonder why vfan cares so much about wesley when im right here
i am so much better than that guy
No.516998
yo if anyone is planning on making mashed potatos soon, add a bit of cinnamon
No.516999
>>516994
that hasn't been true for multiple reasons for multiple years
or are you just posting this to shitpost
No.517000
>>516989
someone get this fart outta here
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>>516996
that was one of your better moments
No.517003
>>516997
Because she gave him her nudes
No.517004
No.517005
is it because he sent you dick pics? i can send you dick pics
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>>517004
it adds subtle sweetness and spice flavor. Really interesting.
No.517008
*remembers every time a pedo got mad at me because "it's not pedophilia it's ephebe-" [fart noises]*
*closes eyes in remembered pain*
No.517009
vfan i have a dick and multiple cameras if this is what its gonna take to make you love me ill do it
No.517010
>>516999
if you think about it, every post is a shitpost
No.517011
i'm gonna give the keys to the board to wesley by the end of the week
it was nice knowing you lads but i have to leave for reasons
No.517012
No.517013
just say the word and my penis is yours
No.517014
>>516998
>cinnamon
>not nutmeg
YOU ARE SO TERRIBLE I HATE YOU
No.517015
No.517016
did i say wesley
i meant shitto
shitto is your new admin
No.517017
>>517011
don't joke around like that
No.517018
>>517011
You don't smell like grant
No.517019
But I just have to tell that I love you so much these days
Have to tell you that I love you so much these days, it's true
No.517021
No.517022
>>517014
oo I'll try that next time
No.517023
I'd take shitto over wesley as admin tbh
No.517024
>>517021
you're our resident bitchboy
No.517025
>>517014
whatever you do, don't consume two tablespoons of nutmeg, it'll make you hallucinate
actually, really don't do that, nutmeg hallucinations are famously unpleasant
No.517026
i wish vfan would respect me like i respect her
No.517027
i was at a halloween parade and we got stuck in line next to a bunch of protestors supporting bernie
it was awful
No.517028
maybe in this thread, there lives a happy little family of evergreen trees
*scritch* *scritch* *scritch* *scritch* *scritch* *scritch* *scritch* *scritch* *scritch* *scritch* *scritch* *scritch* *scritch*
No.517029
*does the nutmeg challenge*
No.517030
>>517027
better watch your mouth, shatlord is a berniefag
No.517031
>>517027
what were berniecucks even protesting at a halloween parade
No.517032
im giving the board to grant
I'm kidding the only thing I'm givin grant is my soul and body
No.517033
it just feels good, knowing somewhere out there vfan is looking at my posts and smiling
No.517035
>>517027
from the relatively little i know i'd prefer him, but every person who talks about him is just so cringe-inducing
someone yelling "feel the bern" is possibly some of the largest second hand embarassment i've ever had
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No.517038
>>517031
they had a toy witch labelled hillary, so her i think
No.517039
>>517036
youre gay fake grant
No.517041
i want to nail wesley to the fucking cross
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No.517043
>>517040
excuses and excuses and excuses
No.517044
>>517041
yes!
through martyrdom, he will be granted immortal life
No.517045
i want to crush little mouse with a rolling pin
No.517046
No.517047
nailed to a cross made of poop
No.517048
wesley is my child, and my wife
you will not slander wesley
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No.517050
>>517040
jew lies, as always
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No.517052
did anyone watch hocus pocus recently
1) that movie is better constructed as a narrative than I remember
2) Max is the worst protagonist I have ever suffered through, and I spent the entire movie wishing for his gruesome death
No.517053
Welp, I'm here, home, in the nightm in the 02:53 on the clocks.
There, in the bathroom, where noone else could be, was a strange rattle which was bothering me for like 30 hours suddenly get louder and then burst happened.
I walking there: yeah, there is a rupture in a pipe with hot water.
Guess what I did?
No.517054
Wesley is my new waifu
Summerfun Wesley
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No.517056
>>517053
stuck your dick in it?
No.517057
>>517052
choke on a cocky-kun
No.517058
>>517053
you posted about it on hsg
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No.517061
was reading through bans list, seems like your janny is going full retard
No.517062
wesley is a fag but he's way, way down the list
No.517063
*looks at my cool art*
nice.
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No.517065
>>517056
To sharpy, won't bang.
>>517058
Of courshe!
But it was the thing I did third
No.517066
*wwhips out wweiner*
*points it at wweskit*
No.517067
hsg would you rather serve a medusa god or a drider god
>>517061
no, it's the person going full retard
vfan has been constantly ban evading for several months
No.517068
>>517061
grant please ban this crossie with extreme prejudice
No.517069
No.517070
now ben.
ben must be flayed.
No.517071
>>517061
stupid dumb crossie scum
No.517072
Have you ever noticed that both JOEY and WESLEY end in EY?
Coincidence? I think not.
No.517073
>>517067
serving a medusa seems like it would be really hard trying not to look in her direction constantly
No.517074
>>517061
yeah our board owner is a massive faggot
No.517075
>>517067
I would rather kill cletus
No.517076
>>517040
>1) I was a wee bit high on the ganja
excuses excuses
>2) You sent me your own naked pictures first, I sent mine out of pity, despite knowing how immature and pathetic you are.
i already posted that picture on hsg a couple of times beforehand
>3) I both knew and did not know you would do that. I knew if it happened, it would be funny, but I did not really understand fully the consequences of that at the time
literally what consequences
>5) I have every reason to be "buttmad" at you for doing that. I have a right to be fucking pissed off at you for doing that. I have a right to fucking hate you.
didn't you just say you thought it would be funny if it was posted
you're angry over nothing
>6) Everyone else hates you, with the exception of a small few. You're basically annoying to everyone.
this but with you
>7) You still cry over HSG drama, and that alone makes me feel better about this because no matter what you do, you will still be more pathetic than mostly everyone here, which is an accomplishment only you could aspire towards.
>still
that was once
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No.517081
>>517067
>vfan has been constantly ban evading for several months
well that's boring
have fun then homos
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No.517083
wesley dindu nuffin
he a good boy
need mo money fo dem gems
No.517084
lads
why is 8ch being such a massive pile of shit
No.517085
>>517073
she doesn't turn you to stone she just has magic powers and snake hair
i mean that probably is one of her powers but it's not like an everpresent thing
No.517087
hsg breastfeeding wesleykitten
No.517088
>>517078
looks like someone is being hypocritical over here
No.517089
>>517085
> it's not like an everpresent thing
lame
No.517090
>>517081
someone named wesley martin just posted cp here and our admin won't ban them due to mutual skypeniggardry
please, go get help. be my message in a bottle, crossie.
No.517091
>>517087
no there's only enough breastmilk for roxkit
wesleykit has to do with the other kind of milk
No.517092
if only hotwheels spent more time fixing his website instead of stalking the new owner of 4chan
No.517093
>>517090
what's this?
cahooting with crossies??
you're outta here!
No.517094
>constantly talking about and to someone you hate
>constantly ignoring someone you love
what is wrong with you
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No.517096
>>517089
i'd love to serve her but assuming it's a permanent thing that'd kind of suck
No.517098
>>517097
wonksley.........................
No.517100
it wouldn't surprise me if wesley and the anon who wanted to fuck roxykitten because she was "drawn hot" were the same person
No.517101
>>517091
how about momcat breastfeeding both hsg and wesleykit
No.517102
>>517100
link to the post about "drawn hot" and i will find out
No.517103
>>517100
that's just insulting
No.517104
>>517100
i couldn't help it!
she was just so messy..
No.517105
>>517102
it was a few generals ago, they said chaz drew "the most boner-inducing roxykittens" because she had fat thighs or something
then they called everyone gay for not wanting to fuck a fictional toddler
No.517108
is that the longest post she's made
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>>517106
> I felt justified because I did not like him at that point because it was getting creepy.
You mean you were making it creepy? She's said a lot about how you were trying to force a meet up and were being a general creep.
No.517111
>>517108
I dunno
she was posting some lyrics before that took a lot of space
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>>517106
i enjoy this post
No.517114
>>517106
>nothing you can ever do will make me unhate you
and
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No.517116
>>517115
three minutes late
No.517117
anyone who believes vfan's arguments are insane
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No.517121
>copying over a post instead of just composing it in the reply box
fam...
No.517122
get permanently killed wesley
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>>517126
somehow i prefer undertale to this
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>>517126
what anime is this skel from
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No.517132
with each month, a new flavor
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>>517136
le jojo quote... exquisitely epic...
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No.517140
cooking for myself is so much more fun than cooking for other people because I can throw anything I want into the pot and the person eating it is guaranteed not to think it's weird
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No.517143
i just made and ate mashed potatoes but forgot to put cinnamon in them
sorry
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>>517139
neppersposter
i need to employ your... certain skills and services to solve the wesley problem......
No.517148
>>517140
this but with all activities involving other people
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No.517153
nepperposter vs super wonksley
No.517155
*puts cum in your food*
Enjoy :)
No.517156
>>517155
*sniff*
oo, someone's been eating pineapple~
x3c
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>>517157
Ben..............
No.517159
if i ever start smoking weed i should watch vsauce videos while high
i dont even know if itd be enjoyable but itd be worth a shot
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>>517158
I can't think of a single food that would be made worse by having a lot of cum on it
No.517162
>>517161
Ben................................
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>>517154
do it, neppersposter
do it
fucking kill wes
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>>517162
nick are you telling me you don't enjoy cum
No.517178
>>517161
benjamin...................
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No.517180
>>517177
not like in shit, dude
fresh from the tap or in the midst of grody sex acts, not like. drizzled on ice cream
No.517181
So where were you when you realized end game was beforus?
No.517182
>>517180
nick i trusted you
i trusted you
No.517184
>>517182
ben i'm sorry
i'm sorry ben maybe someday someone with that jizz cookbook will change my mind but as far as i'm concerned once its cooled it's too grody for this earth
No.517185
ben is the kind of person that would ask for a glass of cum at a restaurant
No.517186
>>517184
I've never even looked up stuff from natural harvest.
I'm talking about just like a dude coming in and cumming on your hamburger or something.
I don't think anything in natural harvest would be that special.
No.517187
ben is the kind of person that would ask for cum at a restaurant
No.517188
>>517186
i'd be willing to give er a try but i'm sceptical
that sounds like a sexier in fantasy than reality thing
No.517189
>>517185
>>517187
no i usually just ask for water and lemons or sprite
im kind of thirsty but the only things we have to drink are my friend's mountain dew and crystal light stuff
>>517188
It's not even really supposed to be "sexy", it's supposed to be a show of dominance from whoever came on your food. They came in and came on your food but you accept it and eat it, but you're still going to eat it.
No.517190
ben swimming in a sea of cum
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No.517192
i fucked up the last part of that sentence sorry
>>517191
sorry anon
No.517193
>>517190
ben wishing kyogre caused a heavy cumstorm instead of rain
No.517194
>>517189
im not good at being like an ultrasub, im too feisty id be more like holy shit you better run or im going to jerk off on you
i'd like. chase him around the house with my dick out
i am not an erotically charged human being
No.517195
>>517193
do not sexualize my pure sea monster child
look at him
he's so happy
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No.517197
>>517195
>when he sees you are dick
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No.517199
>>517198
i dunno i guess? i didn't take the picture
No.517200
>>517194
>im too feisty id be more like holy shit you better run or im going to jerk off on you
>i'd like. chase him around the house with my dick out
>i am not an erotically charged human being
uhhh
No.517201
>>517198
cockroach antennae
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No.517204
>>517200
like, it's not sexy, y'know?
No.517205
>>517203
you are my shining light, joeyanon
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>>517204
yeah, exactly. i'm goofy and fun but i'm not like mmmm yes put your weenie in me
erotically
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>>517207
bait a trap with cum
No.517211
>>517210
just prop up a cardboard box on a stick and jerk off under it
yeah that's good
No.517212
hear me out
cum flavored chewing gum
No.517214
i tried to empathize with ben and just accept that cum on food might also appeal to me if i were gay, but then i realized that the thought of drenching my food with grool is also disgusting and ben is just gross
No.517215
>>517214
You don't DRENCH the food in cum you just jack off on it and put whatever you produce on the food.
Of course it's preferable to have an amicable load size but it's not like you're drowning it.
No.517216
do you think ben has ever held hands
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No.517218
>>517216
with a romantic partner no
the second guy whose dick i sucked kissed me out of the blue and i was just sort of stunned and stared at him for a second
he thought i was put off by it but i told him it was fine i just wasn't expecting it
No.517219
forget wesley
ben needs to be marked off the list
No.517220
little mouse is the real enemy
No.517221
i'm mildly upset he stole my 'first kiss' too
No.517222
little mouse... the doctor's finest creation
No.517223
how do we erase little mouse's existence
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No.517225
kleine maus, ich klick dich an
No.517226
can you imagine kissing ben on the mouth with your own mouth
it'd be like looking at one of his selfies but high-res
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No.517228
ben where did you learn to take pictures of yourself
it looks like your webcam accidentally opened up and snapped a pic
No.517229
>>517228
My normal expression is often described as upset and when I try to make an expression that's not that it looks even worse.
I'm not sure how I'm supposed to take pictures of myself "correctly".
No.517230
>>517229
as a vain bitch I can tell you that the way out of this situation is to spend a lot of time making faces at yourself in a mirror
No.517231
>>517230
Saltlick I'm not a woman
No.517232
america must be destroyed
No.517233
the smelly sand coons must be destroyed
No.517234
>>517230
Sorry I don't think I'd like to do that.
No.517235
My sister sent this to me last night and said she went "as u" for Halloween.
No.517236
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>>517231
>>517234
I mean, that's fine, you'll just have to get used to people finding your selfies vaguely unsettling
No.517237
>>517236
No offense intended dude but the selfies you've posted seem to have the same 'emotion' that I usually have.
No.517238
i can't bear to look at this guy's avatar
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No.517241
soc thread... use... the soc thread....
No.517242
>>517237
it's not about conveying a particular emotion, it's about holding your face in a flattering way. when I'm not interacting with other people my eyelids get slack and droopy and frankly I look congenitally slow. this
>>517240
is much more alert-looking than my actual resting face.
No.517244
INSURANCE FRAAAAUUUUUUUUD
No.517245
is the incredible hulk: ultimate destruction the greatest game ever made
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No.517249
skellies are still there
(made u look)
No.517250
>>517248
I'm not really sure if it was supposed to be an insult or not.
I usually have my hair in a ponytail too.
No.517251
Settlers of Catan is a good game I think. I also like Monopoly
No.517252
what was your costume ben
mine was the polar bear from the golden compass
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No.517255
>>517254
you gotta get right up close to your screen to see
No.517256
>>517252
I didn't dress up this year. Since I've started college I just wear my dragon con cosplay for a day or two but I wore it last year because I forgot to bring the cosplay last year, and the cosplay was pretty bad.
If I had put any thought into it beforehand I would have found my WV cosplay and worn that or my trickster John cosplay.
No.517257
>>517255
My screen's like 55" they've always been very apparent.
I would think they would be so even if it wasn't.
No.517258
>>517256
>trickster John cosplay.
porque
No.517259
the skellies dont stop from getting invisibler
No.517260
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No.517261
>>517255
yeah, they're there.
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No.517263
black peri still looks cute tho
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No.517265
the only good peri is a dead peri
No.517266
>>517258
I thought it was actually pretty decent for how relatively little effort I put into cosplays.
This is from 2012.
No.517267
>>517260
im not really sure what the implication is here but i think shes still pretty cute
her still being vegeta is cute too
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>>517266
the costume is good but god why
why
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>>517267
yeah
vegeta as peridot when
No.517272
>>517266
NERD
*uppercuts you*
*steals your wallet*
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>>517272
I didn't have a wallet at the time.
No.517275
>>517270
why choose to look like such a turbonerd
No.517277
my fantroll, JOOHHN CEENAH,
No.517278
>>517275
I was at a convention? There's even a youtube video of me in that floating around but I'm super awkward in it because I didn't know what I was supposed to do.
No.517280
>>517278
oh
i thought you dressed like that for halloween
No.517281
god i wish hotwheels would get his shit together
all this refreshing is making me nostalgic for dumbgarbage
No.517282
>>517280
I'm like 99% sure we went to the halloween park that year so I'm pretty sure I did go trick-or-treating, but I don't remember if I used that costume.
When I said "for hallloween" I meant around campus, which I probably did for Tuesday and Wednesday.
No.517283
>>517282
for next year you could go as a girl
bennifer
No.517284
>>517283
I really like my name but there's no real good female version of it.
No.517285
>>517281
didn't dumbgarbage have an auto updater
No.517286
>>517285
yeah but the site was flaky and you would need to refresh to get the pictures to show up pretty often
No.517287
Automated response detected.
No.517288
>>517286
oh yeah, i remember that now
i wish the glitched up gifs would come back though
No.517289
>>517285
yeah but it was shit
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No.517291
>>517290
fuck off piggydiggydoo
No.517292
power levels
grant > ipgd > /co/ mods > zwid
No.517293
fucking die wesley
leave this general and fucking die in real life
run off a bridge wesley, into a fucking lake wesley, a lake of lava wesley
No.517294
>>517291
I don't think ipgd ever came here because she didn't want to feed hotwheels' autism.
To be honest I don't really blame her too much as of late, dude is getting super fucking petty over the whole 8chan v 4chan thing.
>>517292
What about pp
No.517295
attention hsg:
the floor is now lava
No.517296
>>517294
oh yeah pp
pp goes between /co/ and zwid
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>>517292
imo this except instead of ipgd being greater than she's equal to the mods
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>>517292
pp>grant>zwid>/co/>ipgd
i dont actually really know anything about pp's personality but if i had to pick i guess i'd pick pp via personality and grant for "things actually done".
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>>517300
haha get burnt footie
get an ottoman
No.517304
grant > p_p
p_p didnt do shit tbh he was just there
No.517305
>>517304
yea i'd probably agree with that too, i guess pp seemed less "ironic" but that doesn't really matter much
so I guess switch them for >>517301
No.517306
i hope wesley's mom's car breaks down and he can't go to the movies anymore, that's how much i hate him
No.517307
skypenigs and little mouse aren't allowed to opine
No.517308
ipgd was awful but sometimes i wish we still had her so she could ban people who reply to vfan
No.517309
>>517303
>ottoman
>under your desk
what, do you have some kind of lounging desk?
think you're better than me don't you.
No.517310
>>517306
what the hecky is your problem lad
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>>517301
>>517302
you're joking right?
pp was all like "i'm gonna be totally out of it no politics no banning anybody except for spamming" then they went back on their word in like a week and were gone in a month
some weak ass sorry ass shit right there
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>>517310
you know exactly what you did you toddler-named fuck
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>>517312
see the second half of my post and >>517305
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>>517312
little mouse.............
No.517320
grant > ipgd >/= pp > /co/ > zwid
p_p was pretty short lived tbh
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>>517312
its not an easy job
but i did find it funny he immediately went all "im gonna ban all skypenigs" on us
No.517322
honestly IPGD is my favorite because she banned discussion of the world's most deeply uninteresting topic
No.517323
i wonder what would happen if zwid gave the board to vfan or sponge
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>>517317
isn't this grant's gf's oc or am i thinking of another hsg artist
>>517320
ipgd was pretty bad
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>>517322
she banned your posts?
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>>517324
which part
the hard part or the skypenig part
thesecond one is a mild exaggeration but he did get awfully mad at skype stuff and hand out a lot of threats when people put it int he thread even though hsg's done that for a long time
>>517328
SOLID POST
O
L
I
D
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>>517328
that's not a topic, silly, that's an author. I can be deeply uninteresting no matter what I'm talking about
No.517332
what makes wesley bad is that he did it
what makes him scum is that he pretends he didn't
No.517333
>>517332
his posts are not very good
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>>517330
pp didn't do anything to stop you skypefaggots except ineffectually bitch. if he actually gassed you rats like i wanted you wouldn't be admin
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>>517327
sharktits was the one who drew her and she's not her oc
No.517337
>4 hours of sleep in half as many days
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>>517328
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
L
O
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T
H
E
F
U
C
K
O
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T
No.517339
I nearly wrote skeletits instead of sharktits it's just too good a word
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little mouse this shtick is starting to get old
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>>517323
if vfan everyone would leave
if sponge it would be epic!
also everyone would leave
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>>517341
this... is someone other than wesley right
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>>517344
I might be him.
Some might say I'm the reverse!
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WHAT TEH FUG MAN wyat the fug...,,,,,,
No.517358
joey's soul is as empty as her head
No.517359
roleplaying with a name on is the ultimate shame
No.517360
*walks into thread*
Hey guys, it's me
Eridan
No.517361
i'm beginning to warm up to skele now
No.517362
Submit To Kanaya Get A Banana
No Submission No Banana Thats How This Works
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>>517361
it and it's creator are awful
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>>517363
anon, I'm a leftist wingnut, you gotta say something inflammatory in the SJW way
look, I'll show you
*ahem*
Die cis scum
No.517366
>>517364
this but unironically
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>>517364
don't bully skelly
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No.517372
>>517370
that's better, but you're missing like twenty words, minimum
No.517373
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No.517374
No.517376
>>517366
grant you hate anything that this place likes
No.517377
No.517379
i almost sort of regret buying afterbirth since mcmillen's being such a gigantic cunt about things
No.517380
i have a fantasy, shoving a live baby up my dickhole
No.517381
No.517382
why can't the games i want be on sale
i don't wanna pay 60 dollars for a game
No.517383
No.517385
>>517381
he's still being a whiny baby about the lost so he's making sure people "enjoy the content properly" but not releasing it all at once
like splatoon's time-gated content thing
No.517386
>>517384
*makes funny faces in front of you*
No.517387
>>517384
don't cry, you get to spend two weeks with uncle wonk while i'm away!
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No.517391
what if majin buu absorbed beerus and whis
No.517392
i give gristmas anon one week
then...
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No.517396
>>517385
im reading about it now
fuck this guy
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No.517399
>>517385
still upset by the data-miners is he
No.517698
>>517399
What do I do for the boom boom crowd?
No.517699
I want to have HSG fucking MSPAF?~!
Is that a thing
No.517700
>>517699
DOO IT
XO IT
DO ITR
IT
IT
No.517712
>>517698
FUCK
WE ARE DEALKNG
GHND XHINB