No.518152
the admin will ban anyone for anything
look
fart
No.518555
making things friendly and tidy for you, anon.
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No.523906
are we using this one as the current HSG or
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>>523925
in the dead, dead thread
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>>523906
can you even make threads anymore? thankfully there are many crossboarder spam threads with few replies we can assimilate
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>>523931
BUT UNBANNING ME BEEEYOOOTCH
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wipe the memegame from the face of the earth...
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when you make good food but there's too much of it
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>>523941
its called leftovers dummy
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>>523943
yeah, but I'm sad that it won't be as good when I heat it up
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>>523944
>>523944
are you sad because it's food and you're fat LMAO
No.523948
i'm going to die if i don't talk to this girl
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give your meme a good ol' rub
No.523956
what kind of jobs do people even get right out of college that aren't field-specific or retail/food service
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*makes the ok emoji,... but irl*
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>>523956
teach for america
peace corps
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>>523960
who le fug is grimes
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I JUST WANT TO BUY AND GIVE HER CANDY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.523973
>tfw you felt for le uncharted is le good game meme
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No.523975
i think the only people who the site works for are me sponge vfan and xlr
what a horrid fate
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oh and this guy >>523974 i guess
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>>523973
this just reminded me I had rather detailed dream where i was explaining the history of naughty dog or something
but i already logged today
fug...
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>>523975
why the fuck are you still deleting vfan posts
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>>523985
hmm why would i delete spam
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>>523986
it wasn't really spam dude
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>>523988
spamming song lyrics isnt spam?
also does anyone else find it hilarious that vfan hates egghead so much
but went to her for ban evasion advice and now is copying her butthurt gimmick
thats p funny
No.523995
i finished one punch man
it was pretty good
the other options both only got one vote, i might read uq holder to see if that's any good
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>>523996
8chan is moving to infinity next sometime before december probably maybe?
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>>523996
infinity next looks really bad
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also it's a /monster/ thing because that was the first thing i saw on the main page
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>>523998
i want a stable medium to shitpost on now
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>>523999
yeah
the actual design of it looks so bad
i dont know why they're trying to replace good classic style
>>524002
there's a million other websites, mon frere
im pretty sure nobody here would want to actually move temporarily to an entirely different site only to move back when nobody wanted to move off dumb garbage until it was unusable worse than 8chan is
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>>524004
this is an outrage
impeach grant 2k15
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>>524005
get a hobby, shitto
No.524007
kill murder death kill destroy genocide kill
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No.524009
“What’s the matter Jones? Can’t take the heat?” Thrax mocked Jones and kept moving his palm in circles over Osmosis’ crotch, feeling the growing erection.
“Shut up,” he hissed back and lifted his hips to get closer to Thrax’ touch. The red virus moved his hand back, denying Jones the friction that he so desperately craved. Annoyed as hell by Thrax’ cocky behavior Jones struggled to get free while kicking the virus hard. A low growl came from Thrax’ throat and his killer claw lit up.
“Not so fast, baby,” he warned the blood cell and brought his claw dangerously close to Osmosis’ groin, “unless you want certain things to overheat.”
The threat made Jones stop his struggling only to glare daggers at Thrax, who just smiled back at him from above.
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>>524010
>saving an image with literally two colors as a JPEG
thiskillsthetranny.png
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>>524012
whats up with you anon
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>>524014
why would they do this
aren't miiverse posts always black and white? why would you... I don't... I don't understand
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>>524015
making a dumb website
No.524018
I'm trying to decide whether I care enough to do the testing to see if JPEG-compressing a 1-bit color-depth image saves any space at all versus PNG at various settings, but I'm nearly positive that saving a black-and-white image as an RGB full-color JPEG image wastes space relative to saving it as a 1-bit indexed PNG, and degrades the image to boot (although, admittedly, not so much that anyone would notice).
who at Nintendo is responsible for this shitty system. who has been put in charge of making image formatting decisions without knowing jack shit about image formats. do I need to get on a plane to teach somebody a lesson
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>>524013
you, o n the other hand.
No.524021
is that guy who wanted the bukkake version of amethyst here?
No.524022
Waifu is too fucking cute
I never thought I'd be jealous of someone named 'drew' but goddamnit I am
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>>524022
drew is an ok name
its solidly normal
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>>524022
i met waifu once a few years ago she was nice
shame my cosplay was fucking garbage
No.524027
i see the skellies again
fuck!
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>>524027
they've never left
are they hard to see on a small monitor?
No.524029
what's a good name for a magically hidden village? it should maybe sound vaguely Appalachian
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>>524028
no i was using opera for a while and they were definitely gone
i switched back to firefox and they're here now
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No.524036
numale as in "new-male"
nomale as in tomale
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>tfw Cherokee's too poorly documented online for me to figure out how to make up a new place name that wouldn't sound like gibberish
>>524032
>>524031
thanks
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>>524038
"female" as in
females make 82 cents for every male dollar
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>>524044
female as in also smelly and also priveleged(if they're white lol) and also weak and also stupid and petty and also dumb. too subtle and manipulative, shallow and simple. also selfish and also craven. hungry(???). fun to train. eventually destroys everything they love through shear emotional instability. pea-brained.
see: dunning-krueger effect
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attention: if you respond to VFan at any point I hate you
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>>524048
i'm gonna do it and you're gonna watch me while i do it slimeball
>>524038
i heartily approve! gas the males, sex war now!!
No.524052
I used to be able to draw comics on the fly about anything that flew through my head, but I didn't have any ideas worth writing about
now I have concepts I want to work on, and here I am staring at a blank piece of paper going "how does thumbnailing work"
I suppose I could google tutorials but it used to be so intuitive
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>>524053
this except for applied to every retarded man here including sponge and you're only more cunning than cat poops
see: overconfidence
also your name is stale fam, when are you going to change it again
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>>524057
>developmental psychology
Couldn't get into a real science field, eh?
No.524059
hey is this where they're handing out niggerbutt gfs?
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>>524059
No
But have a tripbutt
No.524061
>vfan is an undergrad
it all makes sense
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>>524059
no to get one of those you need to go to >>>/cutegirls/ and then walk over and show your laptop/phone to the nearest police officer
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>>524063
>what kind of career allows you this.
the kind where you only have to work 8 hours a day and are free to do whatever the rest of the time?
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>>524057
wew dat shitpost, okay i'll take the bait
>woo, big shot developmental psychologist over here
>please, i've already graduated uni and am in a career in computer science, if you're the winner, i'm the ultimate omega winner
>you don't know how to properly scale an application stack to handle millions of users
>you don't know how to implement mutual exclusion in a threaded application to prevent race conditions
>you don't even know what the difference between a push-down automaton and a turing machine is
>fucking dumbass piece of filth
on a scale from amazing to awesome, how did i do?
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>>524064
no you see you're inferior for doing exactly what she does (realistically, you don't even do it nearly as much) because of some arbitrary reason she is going to pull out of her asshole
everything vfan posts can be summed up as "im better than you because of this arbitrary reason i made up"
why waste time responding
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>>524062
Did you mean >>>espichan or >>>hispachan
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>>524066
>why waste time responding
i'm bored and there's no one else to respond to
might as well go to bed
No.524069
Okay seriously who is spending the money on this ass ugly trump ad
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>>524066
please, vfan's shitposts are easy mode
if you can't take the heat then back away from the microwave
No.524072
in my dreams i hunt down the nepposter
and give them a big smooch!
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>>524070
it's dull
i dont know why people keep doing it
its the exact same thing every single time
maybe im just getting old but i don't understand the "have the same pointless argument" every day meme
No.524074
soon we're a-gonna have to put old man grant out of his doggone misery
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>>524069
it's probably the placeholder ad hotwheels uses when there's no real ad there
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>>524075
i read something that implied that it was a purchased ad on /operate/ or something
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>>524076
lol boring says the develomental psychology major
please tell me about all the cliffs you drive off of with james bond while explosions go off in the background
listen here youngster, you are never to old to shitpost on a board about a shitty webcomic, i wouldn't consider leaving because of age if i were 88 and 8/8ths years old
also, what questions? i had to reload the page and grant keeps deleting your posts
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>>524078
>deleting the posts
NOW DELETE THE VFAN
No.524081
Hey angel
Would you consider drawing birdo in a wedding dress?
also what the hell is your tumblr
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>>524080
delete peridot tbh senpai
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>>524086
ugly runtish rodent-girl
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>>524085
>age of parents directly linked to physiological problems
Need to see those citations, fam
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>developmental psychology major
is
is she serious
please tell me she's serious
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>>524085
fam i ain't having no babbys, even if i wanted some we overpopulated over here on a little planet called earth
but no, laugh it up about disabled children
laugh it up with the dog from the first air bud
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>>524090
Keep those pixels off ya face then
No.524093
[shotguns chicken internally]
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>>524089
I don't even know what is real anymore man
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>>524095
>google it yourself
That's not how this works.
You made a claim, as if it were under the purview of your field of expertise, and I asked for the actual data.
You are either:
>1 - bullshitting a professional bullshitter
>2 - deliberately holding back prenatal development studies that would implicate the government in causing disabilities
So which is it?
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>>524096
this gif is you in this thread over time
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>>524100
Why did you draw an ostrich in leg warmers
No.524106
I'm glad hsg doesn't throw shitfits over vfan anymore though
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>>524106
it's just like "stop fucking posting bitch fuuuuck" but why actually vocalize it anymore
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>>524105
yes
i am le rev trip poster
in my trip posting name, rev stands for...
revving my engine vroom vroom
No.524110
vfan's mom had her at 45......
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>>524110
vfan was not born of man
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>>524106
>>524107
if yall can't take a little bit of friendly shitposting banter yall are on the wrong imageboard fams
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>>524112
not born of man....born as a man.....
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>>524113
no dude she's 100% for reals i mean i don't care but knowing that makes it painful to watch sometimes
No.524116
i finally made it to the new thread
this shit site is killing the general
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>>524113
>yall
my man
end your life
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>>524116
We need someone, someone who could collect all of vfans' posts, to email them all to Andrew.
No.524120
peri on the chopping block...
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>>524116
people need to be responsible about linking newn at 200 posts
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>>524122
dude none of that shit matters or is real in any way, the shit you just typed.. that's always how it is dude..
No.524125
I like how the thumbnail for threads without images is joey
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>>524125
It should be Waldo. Or maybe prablata.
No.524127
my mom had me when she was 35 i think
that's a lot older than most of the people i know
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>>524118
yall yall yall yall yall
grits grits grits grits
jelopy jelopy jelopy
soda pop pecan pie
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>>524128
grits is a normal word i don't know why that's there
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>>524129
it should be teh pumpkin
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i pray my thanks to god and grant every day for this boards custom assets, theyre so good
i hope the anon who made the spoiler image knows i still love them
No.524137
what we should actually do is make two threads for the next new thread
>this is thread A
>make thread B and C
>link thread C in thread B's OP
>after thread A dies, we move to B
>make thread D, put a link to it in the first few posts of thread C
>when thread B dies, we move to C
>make thread E, put link to it in first few posts of D
>etc
so we'd still be making one thread at a time, but it'd be the thread after next.
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>>524137
what we should actually do is disconnect your keyboard
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>>524115
i dont know fam, it looks like some pretty tactical shitposting to me
No.524140
my back is killing me
4 days and i still feel pain
i cant even fucking bend
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>>524135
carapaces are a racist caricatures that are best forgotten
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>>524137
this is unbelievably retarded
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>>524138
disconnect your dick, fag
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>>524145
only in your ass, fucking bitch boy
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>>524141
theyre pitch black which could be symbolic of any race, so i think you'll find the real racist is you
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>>524144
why
it would literally solve the problem without any extra effort
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>>524150
it would require me to read all that shit you typed. are you fucking insane?
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dersites (or niggers as I like to call them)
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>>524151
it's just making the thread-after-next and preemptively linking it in the thread we're going to use next, you dundercuck
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>>524147
i miss her eyebrows
No.524158
cosmo.... narcosmo..... no......
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>>524158
i give thanks to the world wide web for letting freakshows of nearly any sort publicize themselves with ease and comfort
No.524161
*ships rev 12 months supply of soylent*
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>>524159
damn son
we call that the runs
you got them racin poops
poops faster than the plumbing can keep up with
poopcelerating to the speed of smell
grand poo-rix
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>>524158
add a gem to her forehead and bam, it's pearl
No.524164
kid do you even realize how hard you were just shitting? By gum, I'm willing to bet you're something special. I can see that hidden talent in you.
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>>524150
it's stupid
shut up
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>>524158
a trainwreck in slow motion
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>>524167
it would 100% solve the issue completely while changing almost nothing
you're just being a faggy mcgee
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>>524170
>faggy mcgee
is this the best you can give me? get the fuck out of my office
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>>524170
no it wouldn't
suck my cock
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>>524171
faggy...
>>524172
yes it would
you're just being, what i like the call, a wrong idiot about it
No.524176
this is a new age in hsg's history, and we need a new tripfag to take up the challenge
none of the current ones are capable
who is brave enough to become a fag to save the board?
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>>524154
>>524154
>>524154
>>524154
move now or be trapped in purgatory
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>>524175
you're being what i like to call a faggot who should choke on a dick
No.524179
what we in the business call, a 'doodoo head..'
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>>524176
i have the best tripcode on reserve but i'm not gay, so..
No.524181
cosplaying is one of the highest forms of embarrassment
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>>524181
maybe for youre ugly ass
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>>524177
it's good you preemptively linked! good!
but, BUT, we should not move prematurely, only when this thread stops working!
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>>524079
oh hey, i finished the thing
also please note, dont use words like bukakke or anything like that on the paypal notes because paypal has a no porn policy, if for some reason a paypal staff memeber knew what that word meant it could end badly
>>524081
birdo?
and its paradoxjelli.tumblr.com
nsfw-pj.tumblr.com
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>>524182
no, for your ugly ass
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>>524184
>>524121
people should also
check the catalog for new threads