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No.519776[Last 50 Posts]
>>519295
ebin broken site edition
No.519778
why the fuck is this happening is the new cap at 400 or something
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>>519778
seems like whenever you get around 400 the database the site is using for the threads just shits itself
No.519781
>edition
>fujotale
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>>519781
i like it
toby's got a similar humor to hussie
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>>519787
>thoughts
I think capes are dumb
>critiques
the comics industry's overreliance on decades-old franchises and a single genre is holding back the art form
No.519790
>talking to my manager
>say something that kinda sounds like i'm coming off as a dick
>clarify to show i'm not mad
>my internet goes down right before I press send
>by the time I get back online, she's logged off
>from her perspective, I said a dickish thing and then immediately signed off without finishing our conversation
no.......
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>>519790
just clarify without making too big a deal about it and she probably will not take it too seriously
I get panicky about things like this too, but it generally helps to be calm and not assume the worst
No.519794
so, i just rubbed my face passively while reading all your epic shitposting, and for whatever reason it really fucking hurt
but i couldn't stop doing it
i'm still doing it as i type
i swear the pain feels good for some reason
WHAT'S HAPPENING
WHY DOES IT FEEL AWESOME
No.519795
*dresses up as le 4chan man for halloween*
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>>519795
this is a fucking IMAGE and not a GIF
im so angry!!!!!!!
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>>519796
you can't copy-pasties the gifs
gotta use the image url
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>>519794
the skeleton wants out
keep rubbing
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No.519800
aww shit I think I missed an interest meeting for a thing I was interested in
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do database errors stop you jokers from posting because i can post through them just fine
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>>519798
>walking with gf
>pass a graveyard
>being dumby-dumb young adults we go in for a laugh
>suddenly the ground starts moving
>skeleton hands reaching up from below the ground
>dozens of skeletons walking toward us
>take out my knife
>cut the skin on my collarbone
>pull the gash apart to show the smooth alabaster bone of the skeleton within me
>"relax brothers, i'm undercover"
>skellies retreat
>graveyard looks like nothing ever happened
>go home and have hot fleshy sex with gf
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>>519807
you can post but it only appears on the front page
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>>519810
not for me
database error just makes me have to manually empty my text box
maybe its related to being logged in as le mod
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No.519814
we're not talking any time soon
or at all
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No.519819
>awful teeth speedrunner autismo boy cosmo wright is a tranny now
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>>519819
oh god what
really
No.519822
here i'm backflipping into a wall so i can abuse the map geometry and get big honkin tits
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>>519821
yes
he is a tranny now
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>>519819
in other news, speedrunning continues to be the faggiest non-hobby on the face of the planet
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>>519823
>his new name is "narcissa"
he just had to find a way to out-awful "cosmo"
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>>519819
havent u said this months ago
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>>519824
no its good actually
>>519826
no i think i just said i hated him and he was a fag bitch
No.519829
do you just wake up and be a tranny?
No.519830
senpais
why is 8chan so halfbaked
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I do find it unsurprising that trannies are dudes who play video games all day, and not dudes who have ever done any hard work in their life
No.519832
>a bunch of people are thanking cosmo
what kind of reaction is that
>"i identify as a woman"
>>"thanks fam."
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>>519832
I tend to do that when people come out to me IRL, or like I tell them that I'm glad they feel comfortable telling me, but it is kinda weird to say to a random internet presence you like
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>>519827
like you can just get a job doing qa/testing or whatever for software and videogames, it's tedium + a paycheck, everything a speedrunner cares about
No.519838
speedrunning is epic for the win, actually.
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>>519831
well, yeah
most girls aren't cut out for hard labour in a masculine environment
No.519840
this year at agdq: world record speedrun the fuck off twitch and into a career with a future
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>>519839
so you think women aren't equal to men?
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>>519841
can't judge a fish by how it climbs a tree etc etc
but there are some girls tough enough for that kind of stuff
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>>519843
why are subs so loud
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>>519843
wait are you bitching about down with cis
do you even know where that comes from? spoilers, it doesn't come from militant trans activists
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>>519842
so why has nobody ever seen a roofer or welder with pink fingernails?
>>519845
>militant trans activists
what the fuck do these words even mean?
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>>519846
they mean "angry tranny SJWs"
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>>519844
his chat is sub only now
note: he got several hundred new subs in about an hour
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>>519847
sometimes I think you left wing looney toons just come up with new terminology on the fly. Just hooting and burping like a bunch of apes, and they pick new words from that. It all sounds like "trans racidal deminormal cis-sapience" and a bunch of other noises that hurt my ears.
Do me a favor and wrap your prius around a tree
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>>519848
social justice at work...
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>>519846
you don't know if nobody has
also wuzzat have to do with anything, I'm agreeing that those kind of jobs don't go with girliness
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>>519849
bsb...
"militant"
"trans"
"activists"
of those three words the only one you could even sort of plausibly not know is "trans" and even then you could probably figure it out from context and the word "tranny"
a militant trans activist is an activist who is trans and militant, it is completely compositional in meaning
like are you making fun of me here, or are you making fun of yourself for having shit reading comprehension
No.519853
my favorite meme is the wage gap one
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>>519852
saltlick
friend
i know you're trying to sound smart and snarky and stuff but you're really not helping yourself here.
please stop
also no trannies have any way to be effectively 'militant' since most if not all of them are too much of massive libtard pussies to even consider touching a gun
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>>519856
"helping myself" do what, exactly
I'm ribbing bsb, and if you're getting secondhand embarrassment about it I'm not really sure what to tell you?
also which is it, SJWs are ineffectual weaklings who no-one pays any attention to or SJWs are the Illuminati with complete control over politics and the media
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>>519857
literally fuck off
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>>519858
literally ignore me
No.519861
Can we move to a board that works
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LIBCUCK
VS
GIANT
CONSERVATARD
No.519864
I know trannies hate manual labor, but I'm going to force them to build a wall. And then another one. And then another. And then two more and then they realize I made them build themselves into a box which I will then stand on and shit down the side of the wall onto their faces
vote for me
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>>519857
oh you know what i fucking mean you autist. everyone who reads your posts gets some secondhand embarrassment
they're both, in a way. in one way, they have control over many if not most things, not even gonna get into that rant, yet in another way, they are pretty insignificant and weak. i think you're taking 'militant' to mean something it doesn't
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anyway the reason I brought this up is that "down with cis" was made up by some anti-SJ kid who told a story about his friend who got beat up by a truckful of trannies wearing "down with cis" shirts
it gets repeated because it's the stupidest goddamn made-up story anyone's ever heard
there's no malicious intent, and people who get butthurt about it are too fragile to live
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>>519861
phantos does have hosting for mspachan he gave me the info for but 8chan is fine enough
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>>519867
busful, excuse me. The story is that some trannies hired a fucking charter bus to go beat up a helpless cis person
No.519871
cosmo coming out as trans is amusing, but his channel has been unwatchable for a long time regardless
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>>519870
if whatever chucklefuck they try to attack has any degree of masculinity, the dude probably could take on a whole bus of transtards
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>>519872
did you miss the part where no part of that story ever happened, or are you too busy fantasizing about going Jackie Chan on a crowd of trannies
because you really need some better hobbies
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>>519866
>tripfags
kill ur elf
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>>519873
i can read, smartass. however, thinking about the fake story got me thinking about the possible real story, and how humorous it is. chuckle with me friend. chuckle at the crying faggots in your head. HAHAHAHAHA
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>>519873
>or are you too busy fantasizing about going Jackie Chan on a crowd of trannies
I go Bruce Lee on those xhes
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>>519864
>five walls
you've activated my pagan tranny trap card, Magic Pentagram!
No.519881
>tfw you think of a spicy shitpost and someone's already done it
so long, 525600 shitposts.
No.519882
*gos jacke chan on u*
*shows off drunkn master moves*
haa!
No.519883
>uncharted remastered defaults difficulty selection on easy
i can't believe a game is dissing me like this
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>>519883
embrace your cucksual (casual cuck) destiny
No.519886
>And here's a new link to the video showing how to cross the entire map of Fallout 4 in '11 minutes':
>SAVE AND REPOST! DO NOT LET THEM GET AWAY WITH THIS
oh /v/
still out to single-handedly save the video game industry i see
i cant remember what its like going on there and fussing about such pointless shit
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>>519891
*fucking shoots myself*
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i grew up reading national geographic magazines...my house is filled with them...they're the coolest....
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i wanna play the dragon quest games
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>>519787
Superman probably has enough strength to strike down God himself
>SSG Goku can destroy the world
I'm pretty sure anyone with a power level equal to Frieza's 1st form can destroy the world
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>>519902
Saiyan saga vegeta can destroy the world
No.519904
why is lola so fucking bony, holy shit
it literally looks like skin and bone
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>>519896
nat geo has been shit for years though
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>>519904
she can only eat baby food
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>>519906
he said he was gonna do it
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>>519908
He's probably bluffing about it, he also said that he was a legendary super saiyan numerous times during the namek saga
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>>519909
is it really that much of a stretch
muten roshi blew up the moon and vegeta is like 20 times stronger than him
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>>519906
considering master roshi was able to destroy the moon in the 21st tenkaichi budokai and he's far weaker than king piccolo's 300~ power level.......
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>>519910
>>519911
oh yeah, i also forgot piccolo destroyed the moon and vegeta created a whole new one
is the moon in the dragon ball universe even the same size as the real life moon
No.519913
apparently destroying an earth-like planet would take about 2,250,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 joules of energy
which vegeta could apparently put out with a power level of 18,000
so basically
don't fuck with ki blasts
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>>519912
kami brought the moon back
vegeta just made an energy ball moon
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>>519916
remember when they made a website to post updates
and then didnt
that was awesome
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No.519920
i wonder how much money hiveswap has consumed at this point
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>>519916
when will the lies end
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>>519920
approximately six million shekels
No.519923
I wouldn't even be surprised if Hiveswap is cancelled at this point
No.519924
toby fox presents: hiveswap
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>>519920
not enough
it needs to drain enough money that hussie has to actually finish homestuck instead
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No.519927
Hiveswap Act 1 coming out on June 2023!
No.519928
im a little libcuck short and stout
here's my femhandler here's my #blackout
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No.519930
Joeyquest will be over before Hiveswap is released
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No.519934
why is /pol/ obsessed with cucks?
could it be * strokes beard * because they have a cuck fetish?
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>>519934
this but unironically, why are reactionary politics so sexually charged, it's fucking weird
No.519936
i just wanna play a fun game
fug
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>>519934
another question: why is tumblr so obsessed with /pol/?
*strokes hitler mustache*
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>>519937
tumblr doesn't know what /pol/ is
*strokes baby smooth chin*
No.519941
*twirls mustache*
*starts a mustache fire*
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>>519941
reference.... secured
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>>519934
it's just a fun word to say
No.519944
CG: YOU...
CG: YOU TWAT!
CG: DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!
CG: NOW FUCK OFF!
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>>519945
>using Bernie as a scapegoat
christ that's cold
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>>519945
this isn't adding up
whois says deportracism and billforfirstlady2016 are both owned by luke montgomery, founder of fckh8, who protested against bill clinton in 1995 re: AIDS
what if this false flag is
*dramatic pause*
another false flag
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>>519950
what if you're a cuck
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>>519952
i can't be a cuck; i'm single
No.519954
*throws a dud grenade*
looks like we have a false frag on our hands...
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>>519950
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luke_Montgomery
In September 2005, Montgomery, with Tom Kertes, started "Bill for First Lady.com", a humorous web campaign whose stated objective was to build support for a 2008 presidential run by Hillary Clinton
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>519953
you're a cuck in spirit
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>>519956
anyone can edit wikipedia, though
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>>519958
clintoncuck... pls........
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>>519958
check the edit history then you cuckold clown
or
or
trust me i know math is hard but put 2 and 2 together
bill for first lady states it's purpose is to get hillary into white house
owner of that is the owner of this site that is attempting to frame bernietards for trying to disrupt stuff related to trump
No.519961
no it's jeb that left those notes in the source code...
No.519962
>Sanders unveils bill to legalize marijuana nationwide
disgusting communist shitpig druggie
No.519964
lads
how do we save bernie from clinton's dastardly strats
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>>519945
this looks like it was made by those fuckh8 guys
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>>519964
we kill bernie
we kill clinton
we kill you
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lads
how do we cuck Hillary again
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>>519968
>implying she can be cucked
you need to have romantic interest in someone to be cucked
No.519970
and so the time has come for hsg to personally ensure uncle bernie's ascension to presidency! let's do it, mateys!
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>>519969
Hillary "Uncuckable" Clinton
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>>519968
get vfan to suck bill's dick
we already know he's got a soft spot for ugly jewish women
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>>519973
save us trumpster...
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>>519974
fact: trump said in his new book that he supported the palestinian right of return
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>>519975
uh
it's Jeb!
note the exclamation point
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No.519979
apparently a lot of jeb's backers are actually considering jumping ship, which is virtually the only way he isn't getting the candidacy
trump has his one shot. his one opportunity. to seize everything he ever wanted in one moment. will he capture it, or just let it slip?
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>>519979
i'm about to let a big opportunity slip if you know what i mean
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>>519945
>>519950
holy shit, it's actually in the source code
what de fug
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>>519976
little mouse is in league with the zionists??
no
no!
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>>519982
wouldn't it be hertory
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>>519985
nice try, but that's a rat, not a mouse!
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>>519986
I mean, sure, but that's not as good a play on words
No.519989
if a snake person was elected president, it'd make hisstory
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>tfw you realize you could eat an entire pint of ice cream and no one would know or care
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>>519991
we'd know
and we'd never forgive you
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>>519993
i'm doing it right now
*evil laughter*
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>>519996
the whole idea is that it's "his story," which sounds like history in rapid speech, versus "her story"
a Tory is a member of a political party, it's less punny and more confusing
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>>519994
i'm gonna find you... and i'm gonna mess you up!
No.519999
the first bachelorette president would be making misstory
first pee-fetishist president? pisstory
this list? listory
No.520000
I don't have all the time in the world, just give me the gistory
No.520001
>"No whining! Woman up!"
what did she mean by this
No.520002
come on, gimme a smooch -- we'll make kistory!
No.520003
this Texas textbook has some serious inaccuracies, something's amisstory
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>>520003
we get it, you're a megaliberal
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>>520004
I'm a pinko
liberals are conservatives with ribbons on
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red rocket!
reeeed rocket!
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early 2000s indie band The Unicorns saved my life
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Did angel post this here.
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>>520017
or... WAS it? ; )
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>>520018
yes, idiot tumblr cunt
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>>520022
um : ) are you sure about that : ) sweatie : )
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>>520022
>>520023
>>520024
Don't shit your pants Anon.
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>>520025
what the heck is a sweatie
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>>520028
it's a misspelling of "sweetie" that became memetic
I think someone was being really condescending at some point and spelled it "sweatie" and it caught on as a satirical thing
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>>520029
Great, now you have shat your pants. Well done you big baby.
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>>520030
I hate tumblr memes
No.520034
how do we permanently eliminate megane
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>>520032
[in uncle phil voice] what the heck is this
No.520036
south park season 5 is really dank y'all should rewatch it
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>>520033
I associate it with twitter but okay
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>>520035
that thing from regular show, first result on paheal
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>>520036
sorry I don't listen to degenerates
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man
I'm really anti HSG moving
but also what if HSG was hosted somewhere that didn't break every hour or so
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Hark, ye memesters! Thine wretched soot-stained toil,
itself more hopeless than cleaving mighty
Everest, draining oceans, tunneling soil
in scorched Sahara, ‘kin to spoiling honey,
shall not in twenty thousand well-grime’d posts
cork my lips, and therein prevent a most
golden laquered flow: the sweet word cunny.
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>>520042
wow, it's almost exactly a year since we went through the exact same thing with dumbgarbage
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i'm will survive this..
i'm and epic lad.
i'm stronger than my addiction.
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>>520045
god yeah, I'd forgotten how often it went down
too big to sit on someone else's server, too small to fund a better option
>>520046
everyone's so emotional about microblogging sites in this corner of the Internet, but, like. I just use them to talk to my friends? you generally never have to see any of the wilder shit if you don't want to
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>>520048
i wouldnt call 50 people tops too big
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>>520050
we post like a board twice our size
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>>520050
8chan thinks we've got 116 active users, although I guess it's possible VFan's inflating those numbers or something. I mostly meant during the dumbgarbage period, but come to think of it I don't really know how many people were active there either
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y'all should y'all me in my y'alls
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>>520052
not really
it's mostly just every board on 8chan being pretty much dead
if you compare it to similar size generals on /vg/ hsg is fairly slow
>>520053
that's counting wesley posting from like 4 different ips per day, this one dude who keeps changing his mac address to leech free wifi which changes every time he does it, a walking victim complex with a mile long proxy list, and people whos ip just changes normally over time, or they post from separate locations during the day
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>>520058
i want you..
inside my tummy..
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>>520056
oh, that's true. I post from a few different wifi networks and two devices so I'm probably overrepresented too.
No.520063
this escort mission in isaac afterbirth is painfully unfun
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>>520064
its a challenge
its a real epic fail
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>>520065
like getting the gnome to the end of the game in half life?
edic
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>>520067
not a for fun challenge
one that unlocks an item
it's really epic because the ai thing that you need to protect a) draws enemy aggro and b) meanders around aimlessly
so if there's a boss that wants to charge it down, good game there's half your health gone because you cant kill it fast enough and you cant distract it
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>>520069
Doesn't it kill itself on red poop too
No.520072
lately I can't get this idea out of my head- I want to create an "imageboard" that's really a sort of anonymized forum. you apply for an account and have to sign in to post, but only mods can associate your posts to your account unless you choose to display your (unique and secure) account name with your post. it'd be a general-purpose chan with multiple boards as suits the interests and needs of its users.
it'd be called sjwchan and to get in you have to offer proof that you're a real SJW, either a non-plagiarized essay on an SJ topic of some kind or a confirmed account on some other website that demonstrates true SJW-dom. it would be a beneficent dictatorship headed by yours truly. finally I would be able to shitpost at imageboard-speed with people who share my moral values
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>>520072
nobody would join
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>>520073
I know of a lot of people, even specifically HSG people, who were imageboard users and are now SJWs
I have hope in my heart that one day I can make this dream real
No.520076
my own chan, where every post is me samefagging
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>>520072
it would be a good place to send an atom bomb to
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>>520077
you mean, a server farm somewhere? what if that site you like was also hosted there
No.520079
an image board where every poster is a clone of a anybody who has ever posted on hsg
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>>520076
my blog board is this
No.520081
where will you be... when the database error strikes
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>>520061
very epic
i hope a cute girl digests me soon
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>>520072
Look saltlick, AS saltlick you're alright, 6/10 namefag I want to like you but then you go and post some shit like this
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>>520072
here's an epic sjw essay for you: we should have a third kind of bathroom for trans people and/or rapists, also we should deport niggers and nonsecular jews and catholics. epic addendum: a cunt you are
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>>520085
I kind of hope you're the same person who was telling me off about making fun of bsb, because otherwise there's more than one person doing this
I don't spam, I don't start shitstorms even when I do get opinionated, I don't target other users, I don't post anything illegal or unpleasant to look at, I don't even really talk about my inflammatory political beliefs in any detail. I don't plan on doing any of those things, either, but I do come to HSG for the same reason most people do: to entertain myself and enjoy the relatively fast pace of conversation.
I do not come to HSG to make people like me or think I'm interesting or cool, though? it's in my best interests for people to tolerate me, and I don't want to make enemies, but I really am fine with people observing my (odd and kind of out of place) personality and/or opinions and deciding they don't like me.
so when people start, like, trying to coax me into being less... the way I am, it's kind of condescending and unwanted. like I'm fine with people calling me a fag and telling me I'm boring, all of that, that's to be expected. it's people being "friendly" while telling me they like me, but wish I was different that's kind of irritating. I would much prefer just being told I'm a fag, honestly
>>520087
hi spongelord
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>>520087
best post you've made
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>>520091
If it's any consolation I don't actually care that much and I read like 2 sentences of your post
Take imageboards less seriously, namefag-san...
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>>520094
tl;dr: give me unsolicited advice less, ignore and/or filter me more
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No.520097
remember that picture of the hairy ass with homestuck general coming out of the butthole
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>>520096
you first : ) sweatie : )
No.520099
Stop shitting your pants.
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>>520094
fuck off keion watcher
>>520095
fuck off shitlick
>>520099
fuck off meganerd
No.520101
sponge i don't really care much but you seem a lot angrier recently
No.520103
>>520101
that post was epic
No.520104
you fuckers
you're killing me
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>>520098
Seriously do you take all HSG posts at face value? Do you think I was actually rating you as a human being and not just haphazardly tossing out a casual "rating" as a jokey gesture of me saying "lol fuck that post" like what the hell? Is your HSG namefag persona that connected to who you are as a person that I have to be 'careful' and make sure my evaluation of your fucking half-dead hole-in-the-wall general posts are worthwhile and meaningful?
I don't fucking understand any of the people who put names/trips on in this general
No.520106
*poops on floor an rolls around in it*
No.520107
saltlick is a 3/10 human imho
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wait make that 2/10 thinking about it
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saltlick will only be worth anything once they start worshipping me
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>>520105
that was a stock meme response that didn't mean much, but okay, you've got some feelings to work out, too
if you're feeling motivated now maybe you can read my earlier response? I don't mind you not liking me, I just wish you'd be more honest about it and not try to frame it like we're friends and you're pulling me aside for a little talk
I dunno, my patience has been wearing down a little. the running joke of treating me like a slow child is getting old. I'm a slow adult, you're allowed to insult me to my face instead of hiding it in "helpful advice"
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>>520100
Why do you keep shitting your pants?
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>>520112
Okay look dude. It doesn't occur to me AT ALL that 'rating' someone like that and saying their post sucks could be taken personally in this way because I've never ever been a name/tripfag, even if I were in the habit of evaluating your HSG PERFORMANCE or some shit I guarantee you I would never actually be taking it seriously. Like I'm just here for kicks, there's no reason for you to take it that way and let it bother you, there's no reason to feel anything weighty about anything I post ever.
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fuck this database bullshit
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>>520101
i'm epicly angry because i'm epicly le butthurt over not eating ass
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>>520056
man
this post really just makes me laugh for some reason
No.520140
HOTWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS
No.520141
I want to suck a mega-big titty
No.520142
I'm not here to make friends or have fun, I'm here to win the one million dollar HSG Shitpost Grand Prize, and no-one better stand in my way!
No.520143
also known by its acronym, the HSG Prize,
No.520144
The Army found an M2 machine gun from WWI that was still being used by troops in 2015
that's over 90 years of service
that's pretty cool imo
No.520145
an ass barely contained by skinny jeans
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or sorry, just after ww1
still pretty cool
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>>520144
your grandmother has seen over 90 years of service on the streets
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>>520150
my grandma isn't even 90 though
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>>520151
in that case; damn
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No.520154
... okay so in my Roxy/Eridan catfic, obviously they hang out outside the animal shelter once they're friends, right? so after Nepeta tells Roxy about how Eridan treated her, and after Eridan throws his sulk, and after Roxy gets back in touch with him, they have a long, meaningful talk about his history of awful, one-sided relationships- I can probably make a super obvious metaphor about "just like you can't scare the cats, you can't scare people either"-
and then, when they drift back to a lighter topic, Roxy mentions this Rocky Horror shadowcast she participates in. She's Janet, but they're recasting most of the other roles. obviously Eridan wants to audition for Brad, but they make him try out as Frank N Furter and he decides, wwell, might as wwell wwork it, and they cast him on the spot
I feel like that could make a good ending. Like, Roxy's friends come to the first night of the season and they all, unprompted, come up to Eridan to tell him what a good job he did. and Nepeta's there too, and she gives him a begrudging compliment, and he starts to apologize but she cuts him off because Roxy told him about their conversation, and
basically, I'm writing a fic about Eridan being a shitty slimeball but getting a happy ending, look, I'm not above cliche
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>>520151
I can't believe you wouldn't fuck this girl
No.520156
the way to a woman's heart is through her g-spot
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>>520155
She's too hilarious
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>>520154
eri always deserved a happy ending. you're only correcting the mistakes hussie left for whichever soul brave enough to do so
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>>519895
Oh shit someone saved that.
That's amazing.
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>You failed the CAPTCHA.
>You failed the CAPTCHA.
>You failed the CAPTCHA.
>You failed the CAPTCHA.
die
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i love my friend!!!!! hes so so so so cute and i love him a lot!!!!
No.520174
which dbz character has the biggest dick
im thinking tenshinhan
No.520175
why can't i be a pretty girl.........
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>>520175
*puts you in a dress*
*fugs you*
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>>520176
y-yes
thank you
you want me to be your maid or something
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>>520178
clean my clogged toilet
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>>520174
vegeta has a big enough dick to make the whole cast forget about all the things he did
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>>520185
so you're saying peri has the biggest weiner ever
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>>520186
well if she thinks it's not big enough she can just add more poop to it to make it bigger
No.520188
There's apparently a porn guy called james deen. He looks pretty good.
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>>520187
i've actually seen poop dick in a doujin once
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>>520188
why are you telling me this
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>>520190
I dunno. He sort of looks cute and not ugly or a douchebag.
He looked more like him in the thumbnail, but he sort of looks like CIA in this picture.
No.520192
He looks ok in some of these.
No.520193
skypenigs are draining hsg's activity...
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>tfw you post in a dead thread
No.520199
jesus CHRIST this fic isn't even 5k words, but I've been writing it non-fucking-stop for at least four hours
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No.520201
here's the fucking Roxy/Eridan catfic
I don't promise it's good, I wrote like two thirds of it this morning instead of sleeping
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/5149460
No.520203
I hope this isn't a double post, Eridan/Roxy catfic
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/5149460
No.520204
i just realized how much i f*cking HATE school
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i dont like being poor it sucks
No.520208
is this website ever not broken
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>that bugs/daffy thread on 4/co/
aw yiss
No.520212
now we have TWO site spammers
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>>520208
>>520209
I'm getting deja vu lads
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>>520216
why can't i see your name
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>>520145
i actually meant jean shorts
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>>520201
>>520203
This is garbage-- you write emotional changes way too quickly
No.520221
wait, how do i even do that
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/AFiaN11VFlY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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>>520220
yeah I posted this to AO3 without even rereading it which was a mistake, I had this feeling like the beats came too fast. thanks
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>>520222
>>520220
I think context probably makes this clear but that's a non-sarcastic "thanks," I appreciate the feedback
lads, don't publish your first drafts
No.520226
I am halfway proud of myself for banging out a first draft, though, like I'm not proud of publishing a first draft but I wrote it in the first place, it's the first piece of longform creative writing I've done in. uh. I guess probably a year and a half to two years
No.520227
*fart*
*cum*
*scream*
good morning
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No.520229
>chest starts to hurt after fapping
jesus is punishing me hsg
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>>520230
w
what's happening here
No.520233
>cosmo starts using ~'s constantly as soon as she comes out as trans
flawedsmo..... no........
No.520234
imagine being so salty you lost your speedrun world record that you turn into a girl
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>>520234
sounds like a bad deviantart fetish comic
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>>520234
i liked cosmo a lot, so his fall from grace has been sad to watch
he lost every record he cared about
he can't compete with the new blood in speed running
his gf left him in his darkest hour
he spends all day every day just streaming smash to a handful of viewers when he used to have tens of thousands every time he streamed anything
he can no longer live off his hobby
and now he's trying to become a woman with an even stupider name than cosmo
comparing him to how happy and in his element he seemed just a few years ago makes is really depressing.
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>>520237
serves him right for not getting a real job
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>>520239
fuck off normsaplenty
No.520241
coffee! can't live with it, can't live without it
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>>520241
wait what the hell was with that coffee machine
they made a big deal out of it having some kind of oily mystery substance in it but then that just went nowhere and it was never mentioned again
No.520244
>>520111
vfan is the only person here worthy of worship you epic cuck
No.520245
im going to cut myself as punishment every time i unhide a saltlick post
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>>520243
I think bad coffee gets an iridescent sheen naturally
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>>520243
when people started talking about that a bunch of other people said that its normal for coffee to have that oily iridescent sheen
the fuck is wrong with their coffee
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>>520243
that's homestuck for you
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>>520243
the joke is that gamzee filled it with the dead troll's blood
woohoo, how thrilling
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No.520252
fetish of the day: foreskin vore
No.520253
Abstract: While a small minority of shitpost theorists have hypothesized that pretending to be obsessed with an objectively bad poster in order to make said poster uncomfortable could make for good posts, this metastudy conclusively shows that, without ruling out the above hypothesis, continuing the schtick when the bad poster is not around to be discomfited by it inevitably leads to posts that are orders of magnitude more bad than the hypothetical good posts are good.
No.520254
how do we convince sugar to get rid of peridot
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>thread starting to break again
no
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Dreams logged: 0
Images saved: 1
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Dreams logged: 0
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No.520261
today's gf is vriska but with a giant doughnut butthole and a foreskin so big you can carry your groceries home in it
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>>520252
bad fetish, bad post
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>>520261
i think i've seen a picture like that, except the groceries were in the urethra
No.520274
I should hydrate more. Or, you know, just keep chowing down on these raisins, one of those things.
No.520278
hey, you guys wanna suggest music for me to listen to while i go running later
No.520280
hey, you guys wanna suggest music for me to listen to while i go running later
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>>520278
the Smiths
specifically Louder than Bombs or the Queen is Dead
No.520283
Man, I'm almost kinda interested in Black Ops 3 because I want some mindless, arcade shooter to play but no way in hell is it worth 60 dollarydoos
Black Ops 1 was probably my favorite game in the series but I stopped playing after that one
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>>520233
is he actually trans now
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>>520285
yeah i made a mocking post about it yesterday
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>>520287
is it like "posts about it 24/7" bad or was it just notified to be a thing
going off of the ~ I'm going to assume the former
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>>520292
he suddenly changed his twitter and twitch name to narcissa wright and posted pics of his gay tranny pills and changed his avatar to his gay tranny face instead of his gay normal face
No.520295
Narcissa isn't an awful name I guess but I don't see why you would change to it from Cosmo.
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>>520295
its an awful fucking name
nigga picked it from harry potter
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>>520294
Didn't someone used to post a girl that looked a lot like cosmo.
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>>520299
theres been a joke for a while that hes a gay tranny and then it became reality
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>>520298
That's what I first thought of too but I'm pretty certain that name actually exists.
I really like my name so I guess it's weird when I see people who change it completely.
Like didn't Eszett just change her name to a feminine version of it?
>>520300
Does he still speedrun oot.
No.520303
Nintenyearold is a gay tranny, news at 11
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>>520302
i know someone whochanged their cool as hell guy name for a standard girl one and im like
man, what a waste of a solid name
and i dont think cosmo's really speedran for a while, last isaw he was a boring as fuck smash 4 streamer
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attack of the nintendrones
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>>520305
>someone already made a wiki page
>calls him 'she' even before he became a tranny
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>>520307
whos that ayy lmao with the elder scrolls
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>>520283
im gonna get it since i liked bo1 and 2
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>>520307
i'm the horse painting
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>>520314
no, that's not how it works
narcissa is and was and will forever be a woman ('girl' is patronizing btw)
literally the ONLY thing that will change is that now her outwards appearance gets to match what she always was
narcissa founded speedrunslive
narcissa went to gdqs
narcissa got the 18:10c
cosmo was never real
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>>520323
where did you copy paste this from
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>>520323
Narcissa choked hard on John Numbers
No.520327
every photo with cosmo in it has him fading away like in bttf
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>>520328
steven rectumverse general?
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>>520328
>Narcissist Edition
heh
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>>520329
speed run general you nonce
No.520332
Apparently he's been mentally unstable since he lost the WR to that guy who was just dicking around.
No.520333
Who is this new video game woman xer being trans makes me interested
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>>520331
how was i supposed to know that you nince
No.520335
how do we help ben and sponge start transitioning
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>>520333
they had the world record for speedrunning a legend of zelda game for like the longest time, then they got beat and this happened over the course of like what half a year
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>>520333
Hey you've blocked me but thanks for the birthday present.
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>>520243
it wasn't a big deal, it was one panel, and it's pretty obviously troll blood
just a little something to break up rose's exposition
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>>520341
Want to send me a birthday present too?
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>>520342
no but i will personally comandeer gristmas if that guy doesn't show up in the next couple days
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>>520337
Forever a reminder how nice i am~
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>>520346
Thanks Grant.
>>520347
I know, right.
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>>520344
the deadline last year was November 24th
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>>520349
yeah i figure a two week application period
No.520352
i could had given a steam game if someone actually had a steam wishlist
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>>520352
Didn't I have KF2 on my wishlist? I guess I don't right now but I thought I did for a while.
Thanks for the plushie, though.
No.520354
I love when I play tf2 and I do 80% of the work for my 12 man team
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the shitposter who stole my heart
No.520356
I love when I play tf2 and I do 80% of the work for my 12 man team. its so fun
No.520357
Internet speeds been fucked for 4 days now. I can't live like this even savages have speeds in the 99 percentile. They're streaming 4k porn and youtube 160 is barely working for me
No.520359
I love when I play tf2 and I do 80% of the work for my 12 man team. its so fun.
HOLY SHIT 8CHAN THIS ISNT A FLOOD
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>>520354
>>520356
That happens sometimes, yep.
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>>520354
>>520356
>>520359
That happens sometimes, yep.
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>>520353
That's the third time you thanked me
No.520363
Has cripple mentioned why his site is broken
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>>520356
holy shit
holy shit
where the fuck is vfan
No.520365
I love it when I don't play TF2 because it's a shit game
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>>520364
get a new gimmick tbqh
No.520368
I love when I play tf2 and I do 80% of the work for my 12 man team. its so fun.
HOLY SHIT 8CHAN THIS ISNT A FLOOD REALLY
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>>520368
IT SAYING ITSA FLOOD MEANT YOUR POST WENT THROUGH YOU WANKER
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>>520366
I'm saying i already understood you're grateful
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vriska's alarmingly dexterous toes
No.520376
i want a libcuck gf
femhandler dicktuck gf
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>>520367
ill do it if you unban vfan
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Please tell me this episode ends on a good note, hsg, I haven't caught up yet.
No.520380
>people using "cucc" on 4chan to get around word filter
>think of "she cucc me" every time
hehe
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>>520380
do they do anything for tbh/fam/smh or do they not bother
No.520383
>>520380
what does cuck change to
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>>520381
they generally just roll with the senpais, from what i've seen
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>>520379
just watch the episode shitboy....
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>>520383
kek
>>520384
I didn't think anyone would bother to get around those, nice.
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>>520379
>he watches south park
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i mean like we didnt need more proof phantos was retarded
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Grown ass men who watches South Park
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Grown ass men who write South Park
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grown ass men whose asses wont stop growing oh god help
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grown ass guns that send textses
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>I'll just set my alarm app so I have to do every annoying thing it can make you do to stop the alarm, in order! that'll keep me from sleeping through it
I mean, it worked, but satan's dick at what cost
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>>520395
an ass that cannot be contained
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>>520399
alright anon thanks for letting me know, I love you and support you in your decisions, love: your new stepmother
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"mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?" cackled saltlick, peering into the gently swirling mists of her bathroom mirror
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fams
lads
how do we unbad fallout 4
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>>520403
on the one hand I appreciate this because it's extremely on-brand, but on the other why would I waste mirror time on that when I could just Google Beyonce directly
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>>520404
man, where did this meme even come from
has the series just reached the point in its lifespan where nerds on the internet have gotten so comfortable with it that any little change is met with horror and dramatic fainting
a dialog wheel? gadzooks! margaret, saddle up the horses, we're going big game developer hunting
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dare I masturbate to a cookie clicker doujin?
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>>520407
I'm literally just tired of every moving thing in bethesda games being ugly. Character models are ugly, character animations are ugly, facial animations are ugly. Yeah all their games are like this but man it's tired
Like don't get me wrong I'm still going to play it. If there weren't the guarantee of heaps and heaps of mods I wouldn't even bother though
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>>520407
oh, and i forgot to mention another thing!
what's up with all the preorder cancellations?? stupid nerds! you should never un-preorder a game! in fact, let's all go out an preorder a few copies of Fallout 4 apiece to really stick it to those evil nerds! yeah!
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>>520409
you mean doujinshi
No.520414
me wants to play but the servers are shitty
what to do
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God I love having black cocks fuck my eyeholes
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>>520414
for future shitposts, instead of
>me wants to play
use
>me wantsa play!
just a tip from a friend
No.520419
my best friend got me to watch south park
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>>520414
this but with dokkan battle instead of whatever game youre talking about
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>>520407
if bethesda hadn't fucked around with perks and specials and skills, I wouldn't mind
also fuck dialog wheels tbh fam and fuck you
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>>520418
i have no friends so you can shove your tip' right back the hole it came from sweiatiea :)
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>>520417
excuse me, this is rude
my eye sockets are equal-opportunity fuckholes
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>>520421
tree of savior > dokki whatever
No.520426
anyone who defends voiced protags in a bethesda game should be culled y/n
No.520428
tbh it's just the animations that bother me
i know it's a bethesda game but great googly moogly the talking animations look like they're from a decade ago
No.520429
The only thing that's good about Bethesda games is that they're solid modding platforms, too bad no amount of mods can stop Fallout from being shit
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>>520407
if bethesda hadn't fucked around with perks and specials and skills, I wouldn't mind
also fuck dialog wheels tbh fam and fuck you
No.520431
That technique... "4N4L VORT3X", you called it? Impressive... as expected of Miss Pyrope. But you're a thousand years too early to catch me with something like that!
No.520432
my entire life has been a series of Always Sunny cold opens where someone says "what could possibly go wrong?" and then the episode title shows what could possibly go wrong
No.520433
>>520407
if bethesda hadn't fucked around with perks and specials and skills, I wouldn't mind
also fuck dialog wheels tbh fam and fuck you
No.520434
>>520430
boy, you felt so strongly about dialog wheels you had to post that twice
maybe go outside? buy some ice cream, meet a friend
No.520435
>>520432
its like
life throws you some curve balls now and then and you try to blame all of your failures on those
but you know in your heart that at least 50% of those failures come from your own inability to handle those curve balls and fucking up in the process
so its an unfortunate combination of bad luck and being shit
No.520436
I don't think I've seen a single piece of information or screenshot from Fallout 4 and I'm damn glad I haven't
No.520437
>tos servers are too shitty to play
>threads servers are too shitty to start shit
i guess i will go outside
No.520438
>>520433
i am coming to believe that dialog wheels hurt you in some significant way
did a dialog wheel kill your parents
No.520439
all of you can kiss my ass
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>>520435
honestly everything got easier when the basic absurdity of the universe started being funny to me rather than sad, no philosophy major-o
I also have to believe that on some level, when I make decisions that are really obviously the wrong ones, on some level I'm doing it for the lulz. there's just no other interpretation that makes sense. even when it's not my conscious intent I am always striving to make my life whackier
>>520439
>pulls down wouter's pants to kiss his ass
>can't find it
>rummage around trying to get my bearings and accidentally fall into his cavernous black-hole anus
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No.520446
>>520444
waste of some perfectly good trips, eat a dick saltlick-kun
No.520447
>>520445
*eyelid vores the farts, then you*
No.520448
>>520446
repeating digits are only in your mind, anon
believe in yourself, and you, too, can waste meme numbers on bad posts
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>>520449
*season your butthole until it get spicy*
No.520451
>>520450
careful now
too much spice my scare the sponge away!
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No.520454
*rhythmically slaps wouter to the cups song beat* when i'm gone, you're gonna miss me when i'm gone
No.520455
>>520454
wouters ass**
fuck shitpost ruined
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>>520458
wait is redpill the thing where you're an asshole but you pass it off as insight into the true nature of things
I've never seen the Matrix so I don't have any hooks to hang this metaphor on
No.520461
>>520460
you strike me as more of a brown pill, matey
No.520462
>>520460
The term "redpill" means to like "tell them the truth about X", where it was 'meant' to mean serious things like government conspiracies and such, but now people just use it as a joke.
It still means "tell me about X" but no one ever really means it as a serious statement I think, just as a joke.
No.520463
saltlick - the living brownpill
No.520464
>>520455
eh, i like the original better
No.520465
>>520461
>>520463
that's a tough pill to swallow lads
>>520462
there are like
redditors, I guess?
who use the term redpill in complete seriousness, but I don't like thinking about redditors so I've never paid enough attention
No.520466
>>520460
saltlick
sweetie
i think you need to take a break from posting. your posts are starting to take on that usual 'saltlick when he's a bitch' feel.
No.520467
>>520457
you're gonna miss me by my hair, you're gonna miss me everywhere
>>520458
his ass is flat
wouter should do some squats
No.520468
communism is the brown pill
No.520469
>>520466
what I need to do is sleep but here I am drinking coffee like there's no tomorrow
in the meantime, just take some deep breaths whenever I state an opinion. try to see if you can recast the post in your mind from "Saltlick's being bitchy for no reason" to "Saltlick's being bitchy in a misguided attempt at humor," I promise you it's usually the second one
No.520470
>>520469
>not effortless being a bitch
No.520471
>>520470
>anything I do
>effortless
have you read my posts, I'm kind of a tryhard
No.520472
>anything i do
>i do it for you
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No.520475
why must i be cursed by this frail immune system that can't handle raw meat
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No.520478
i just spent 120 dollars on nazi memorabilia
in a coffee shop
No.520479
>>520478
every time I think I've got a good upper bound on how weird you are
every single time
No.520480
>>520473
Why is she purple?
No.520481
>>520476
im almost sort of curious as to if they've changed how they do anything or if it's just the chat fellating itself
No.520482
>>520479
yeah check it out tho
No.520483
>>520482
thats an epic swasty
No.520484
>>520482
why are there tiny little transparent skeletons dancing in the corner of that image when i expand it
No.520485
>>520484
they're always there
No.520486
>>520482
well, it's an interesting little piece of history, I guess?
I just remembered this dude I knew in high school who became, like, a punk/anarchist/whatever and started doing a lot of drugs, but also got really into Nazi occultism? as an academic thing, I think, but the way he talks about it it's sort of hard to tell
all of those things would be fine on their own, potentially, if he wasn't also completely fucking insufferable as a person
No.520487
>>520483
it is! it's going to be a very pleasant, very pleasing item to have around the house
>>520484
nazi ghosts
>>520486
that sounds really edgy. a lot of what i've heard about nazi occultism sounds super fucking made up
also check this stamp
No.520488
i feel like the nazis got a lot of things right and everybody sort of knew it at the time but they wouldn't play ball so we decided to push their shit in
the only reason it's getting so much flack today is because of self-perpetuating ignorance and the reason all modern nazis are so shit is because late 20th century politics was bent on relegating nazism to the shit corner
No.520489
>>520482
I thought you white americans used the confederate
No.520490
>>520488
>20488
>20 april
>88
wew i couldnt have timed this better
No.520491
>>520489
so do German neo-Nazis lmao
because they're not allowed to use Nazi-specific imagery, you see,
No.520492
>>520490
what's the 20th of april
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No.520494
huh
i forgot lexxy even started a webcomic
guess a two year hiatus even puts ol' huss to shame
No.520495
>>520489
... flag
damn ghost nazis
i'm honestly livid yet not surprised that spongy is a cliche edgy teen
No.520496
anyone know any good lavalamp stores or brands, I have something I need to do.
No.520497
>>520495
No not livid that was not the word i was going to use....
No.520498
>>520497
I meant turned on
No.520501
>>520498
On this subject why gays have a thing for nazis and why there are gay nazis
No.520502
>>520501
there were always gay nazis
No.520503
were there any numale nazis
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No.520506
I'm glad I never picked up cigs because it's expensive and my lungs are shit enough, but god DAMN smokers get to do such elegant things with their hands
what is it about holding a lit cigarette that makes people do hand model poses without even thinking about it? I don't care, I'm just glad it happens
>tfw I don't even have a hand fetish
>I just sometimes get overwhelmed by dancers and people with good posture
>... and people holding cigarettes
the human body is so fucking gorgeous
No.520507
what was the name of that fetish that came up a while back where you share cigarette smoke while doing the nasty
No.520508
>>520506
smokers are all annoying retard-fuccbois and you should feel bad for admiring them
No.520509
>>520506
I only smoke about a pack a week but yeah shit like that makes it quaint as fuck
No.520510
*wiggles into thread*
screeee tbh
No.520511
i never understood why smoking was a thing
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No.520513
>>520508
>fuccbois
see I think your problem here is hanging out with men, have you tried not doing that
>>520509
enough of my friends smoke that occasionally I buy a pack to carry around in case someone needs to bum one
which sounds like some fake made up bullshit, so I hope I never drop them in front of my mom or something. that is not a habit I feel like explaining
No.520514
>>520506
>but god DAMN smokers get to do such elegant things with their hands
Their advertising is just that efficient
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No.520517
>>520510
fuck off, combine advisors
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No.520519
>>520510
where did you get these baby pictures of me
>>520514
it doesn't really make me want to smoke, it just makes me want to go out with my friends when they take smoke breaks
which is also probably not helping my general health
No.520520
*eats elis brain a lil*
*runs off for 8 years an countin*
hey
its me
advvisor eri
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>>520525
what is your board
also
>touhou
literally die vitard
No.520527
>>520526
>recognizing touhou
get ran over vitard
No.520528
>>520525
what's this hot new weeb board
No.520529
tumblr_imabigfuckingloser52464....gif
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No.520531
Total posts: 652.
Anonymous: 438, ≈67% of total posts.
Saltlick: 74, ≈11% of total posts.
Anonymous (flag: DogFace): 38, ≈6% of total posts.
Anonymous (flag: SU: Lapis): 27, ≈4% of total posts.
BrokenSpacebar !aUtiSmatss: 16, ≈2% of total posts.
XLR !KOaMEGASp.: 12, ≈2% of total posts.
Spongelord !NERDfx2FtI: 12, ≈2% of total posts.
Æ !VFXfaN4g.I: 10, ≈2% of total posts.
dot: 8, ≈1% of total posts.
Phantos (flag: NepetaFace): 5, ≈1% of total posts.
Sako: 5, ≈1% of total posts.
Attention !WHORE89jfk (flag: SU: Jasper): 3, ≈0% of total posts.
Anonymous (flag: Todd Howard): 1, ≈0% of total posts.
: 1, ≈0% of total posts.
!WEWLADFTW2: 1, ≈0% of total posts.
No.520532
>>520531
does this recognize the email field
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No.520534
>>520527
>confirming my guess that green anime girl was touhou
get stabbed with a broken bottle by a junkie, vitard
No.520535
>>520534
grant most people here know a handful of touhous, even if not because of zwid, but just because they're posted other places
No.520536
this site breaks too much
it's starting to reach levels that might even qualify as.... anti-epic.......
No.520537
*wwhips out vvita*
i dunno, these graphics don't seem that much better than 3ds
*sneezes and blows off 3 years of dust build-up*
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No.520539
>>520538
no im writing a paper and want to shitpost
No.520540
>>520536
go make /sponge/ on infinitydev.org/
No.520541
im writing a paper about tf2 and i was looking to see if I could find a picture that would properly convey a trickstab and one of the first results was saxton hale
kind of want to play that now
No.520542
man is there anywhere left on the internet you can escape from western animation fans
No.520543
here lies indivisible
it never scored
No.520544
all the touhous i know:
reimu
cirno
that one with the googly eyed hat
the awoo one
that USA one
the punk (is this the same one as the USA one)
the clown one (wait, is _this_ the same one as the usa one?)
chen
uh i think there's one that takes pictures...
No.520546
>>520543
apparently they censored some stuff in skullgirls and people are upset
i dont really care about the censoring, even if they legitimately did it As Artists, but if youre trying to crowd fund a game that will supposedly kill your company if you don't make it, it would be a really bad idea to piss off your fan base
like couldn't they have waited another few weeks and done this after the fundraiser was over. it just seems really stupid of them to do
No.520547
>>520545
I have to write something about "emergent systems in gameplay" and that was the first thing I thought of. The second thing I thought of was uber-chaining so I just did that instead because that was easier to explain and I had a picture for it
No.520548
would you have a threesome with someone from hsg and your waifu?
No.520549
>>520544
the clown one is the usa one
I don't know about the googly eyed hat one, but i'd guess that the punk one is lapis.
No.520550
>>520549
this is the one i was thinking of
No.520551
>>520550
I know she's A Thing but I don't know her name
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>>520554
give it up phantos
No.520556
Is the site finally working
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No.520558
>>520557
What's even making the site screwy, does hotwheels just not care anymore
No.520559
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No.520560
>>520559
little mouse........
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No.520566
goo night HSG
slee tight HSG
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No.520568
imagine a world where hotwheels did not sit unreachable in his ivory irc tower
No.520569
I actually believed the earth was flat for like 20 minutes after watching an hour long video on youtube that "proved" the earth was flat
And I had to go waste 2 hours doing research just to assure myself that it was, in fact, a sphere
Fuck internet conspiracy shit it just sucks me in
No.520570
>>520569
you aren't very smart are you
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No.520572
>>520569
you are literally retarded
No.520573
>>520570
>>520572
No I'm not
The video was very convincing because it was operating and based on false premises that all linked together
I had to go debunk those false premises myself which was very hard because I had to find sources that weren't biased one way or the other (Not saying I believe that NASA images/information are false but you obviously wouldn't use that information to prove the earth was round)
No.520574
>>520573
>I had to find sources that weren't biased one way or the other
>you obviously wouldn't use that information to prove the earth was round
anon I'm sorry grant's right you are literally retarded
No.520575
>>520569
>>520573
I thought this was ben but i now i think its pom
What do you think hsg
No.520576
>>520575
im pretty offended you think im that stupid
i dont even think pom is that stupid
No.520577
You can SEE the roundness
No.520578
>>520577
you can literally see the earth isn't flat by climbing up high and looking across some plains
No.520579
>>520574
>>you obviously wouldn't use that information to prove the earth was round
>anon I'm sorry grant's right you are literally retarded
You're the retard if you can't understand why one would need to independently verify something
I mean I suppose Stalin was a great guy this poster says so
No.520580
How the fuck would earth even work if it was flat
I mean day cycles, seasons, weather, everything what the fuck
No.520581
>>520579
anon you are literally retarded
i should totally get an unbiased opinion as to whether or not gravity will continue to exist in the next 5 seconds
No.520582
>>520577
This is not proof
>>520578
This isn't true you need to be much higher to see the curvature
>>520580
This is the best way to prove a round earth. Good on you for being a critical thinker.
For me it was the fact that there are constellations you can only see in the southern hemisphere, and the fact that in summer the North Pole has 24 hours of light and the Antarctic has 24 hours of night
No.520583
>>520579
>>520582
How do i kow you are white
No.520584
>>520581
You can verify that yourself. I just did.
No.520585
>>520575
i know exactly who it is but i dont wanna say
i can tell you i am not surprised in the least this poster is that poster
No.520586
>>520582
Stop fucking posting
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No.520588
so roxkit poster is a round-earther huh
No.520589
oh auto update was broken
le stalin meme makes it painfully obvious who
>>520587
no no no
No.520590
>>520588
*flat-earther
damn... now i'm the tard......
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No.520592
round-earthers begone
flat only thread
No.520593
>round earth
wow I bet you believe vaccines are safe too huh... lol
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No.520595
so we've confirmed that ae is literally retarded
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No.520597
>>520583
Who the fuck on hsg isn't white
No.520598
>>520596
well i don't think it's vfan and i don't know about anyone else that cares about communis,
No.520599
No.520600
Nobody on hsg is a flat earther
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No.520602
why can't I sleep, I say, staring at my phone in the dark,
No.520603
>>520598
his point was that communist propaganda was propaganda
he's not saying communism is le epic
No.520604
>>520598
i would believe it's vfan
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>>520600
don't be so intellect-typical
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No.520608
the code type with the $ in it is java right
No.520609
>>520608
Java probably uses a $ for something but it's not common iirc.
No.520610
dating someone you already knew well before you got together is weird because, like, when does it become okay to say the L-word? it's been in L-word territory on my end for like a month but we literally just got together so it'd be weird right
No.520611
>>520582
Inbred scum with literal brain damage and shit skin color
No.520612
Where did this "i'm a jew but also not white" meme come from
No.520613
wwhens cosmo comin back
wwhens narcissa goin awway forevver
No.520615
>>520610
I honestly thought the l-word was lesbian
Do you really call people "my lover" this sound cheesy as fuck
No.520616
>>520609
it starts with a $ and has a bunch of () in it
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No.520619
>>520615
the L word in this context is "love" as in "I love you," and there's typically some question about at what phase of the relationship using the word love in that way becomes appropriate, because it's a very strong word
No.520620
>>520616
doesnt sound like java
No.520621
>>520614
Does anyone have the video where that black guy says blacks are the real jews and then makes a jewish kid cry by saying heil hitler
No.520622
>>520616
my future hip-hop career
No.520623
>>520619
>the L word in this context is "love" as in "I love you,"
gross
No.520624
AE probably believes the earth is flat because that's what it says in the koran
No.520625
are flat earthers really a thing
like are there people that aren't fucking around when they say they honestly, sincerely believe the earth is flat
No.520626
No.520627
>>520625
Yea there are dumb people.
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No.520629
>>520623
it's very gross, never get crushes they're disgusting