No.520123
first for "stop expecting normal conflict resolution patterns to work in the imageboard context" I guess
No.520124
>>520123
hey there buddy, have you ever considered posting less? just a tip.
No.520127
you can't learn japanese without amphetamines
No.520128
No.520131
you can't do anything
so don't even try
get some help
don't do your sonic best
No.520132
this is fucking great and all but where's the yuri
No.520133
>>520132
I've read one yuri manga in my life and it was the cutest thing I've ever read, I think it was called "Lonely Wolf Lonely Sheep" or some shit? it's a bit maudlin but adorable
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>>520132
*post the T_SO comic with the lesbians*
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>>520167
I thought you were old enough for a sippy cup now.
No.520197
>teen roxycat arguing with the other anime nerds over whether or not flat really is justice (she doesn't think so)
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No.520263
are any other boards having this problem or is it just us
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No.520266
>Ananth and Yuko from Johnny Wander are gettin married
!!!
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>>520266
i thought they were already married
so many webcomic people gettin married, you lose track after a while
No.520269
are there any other places we can move to rather than staying in this abandoned site?
No.520271
>>520269
well, there's 4/vg/ when Hiveswap's out
No.520272
>>520269
we can move into oblivion
No.520273
>>520271
>when Hiveswap's out
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>>520271
yeah but we'll be forced to be on topic or get banned again
No.520276
>>520271
>when Hiveswap's out
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No.520282
are you more "well then go take a nap" or more "THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES" right now
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No.520290
>>520171
she is, she just says "titty" as a force of habit now
No.520291
I'm gonna sleep for like two and a half hours, don't do anything exciting while I'm out
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>teen roxycat being "bffsies" with janebunny
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>>520171
requesting more naptap smutsmap
No.520301
>>520296
>teen
kill yourself pedo
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>>520308
>>520301
even 16 is way outside pedo territory
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>>520309
>it's okay to sexualize underage children
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>>520310
>16
>children
have you seen a 16 year old recently? the vast majority could easily pass for 18-19
No.520313
>>520311
>have you seen a 16 year old recently? the vast majority could easily pass for 18-19
you sound like a guy trying to justify fucking a 16-years-old girl
No.520315
>>520313
please, nobody on hsg gets smexx of any kind with anyone
except vfan
but she doesn't count
No.520316
>>520311
they're still underage, you pedophile piece of shit
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No.520630
i believe the ass was flat
No.520631
>>520630
I believe you saw wrong
the ass was in fact, fat
No.520632
>>520628
they cling to every tiny shred of evidence they believe points toward the theory and ignore everything against it. they think everyone else is being lied to and feel a sense of superiority by being the only ones who are truly in the know.
aka every single stupid conspiracy ever
No.520634
>>520633
what is this, an image for ants
No.520635
>>520633
cat for ants
cants
No.520636
>>520628
The moon landing never happened!!!
Men never got into space!!!
No.520637
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>520625
I was mystified
When I was watching the video, I thought it was like a thought experiment or a ruse at first
Watch the video yourself
The guy who made it is some new age crazy guy living in thailand with his qt kickboxer gf
Strange stuff
No.520638
No.520639
jasper becomes real and also my gf when
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>>520639
in the afterlife, but only if you end your life yourself
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>>520636
>i believe we planted a flag on the moon god bless america
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>>520639
you have to be a qt grill first. only the qtest of grills get to have Jasper gf
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>>520638
This reminds me of the good ol days
No.520644
>>520639
you have to be a qt grill first. only the qtest of grills get to have Jasper gf
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No.520646
me sleepy but my hair is not dry
i should get a hair dryer
No.520647
>>520646
you're at home, just go with wet hair
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>>520642
>>520644
i can't just become a girl
ive never even tried to speedrun
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>>520644
>>520642
does flood detection not work when you're posting from mobile
No.520651
>>520637
you are literally retarded
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>>520651
When did I say I agreed with him?
>>520652
Yeah in hindsight I will never get those hours back
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>>520653
you
are
literally
retarded
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>>520647
that's not good for me or my hair
you should try taking care of yours and maybe it wont look so disgusting
No.520656
>>520637
So... if it's flat how comes no one's ever seen the edge?
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No.520658
man detektivbyrån look like the whitest nerds ever
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>>520655
lol my hair's fine
No.520661
>>520656
The Illuminati shoots anyone that makes it there.
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>>520653
you are retarded for believing any of that but i don't think you're retarded for looking a lot of that shit up
the guy does string together a whole lot of bullshit for a seemingly coherent explanation as to why the earth is flat so if you were ever arguing with a flat earther you'd be put in the awkward position of trying to articulate that the reasoning they're using is based entirely on false premises without sounding like a dismissive jagoff
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>>520657
>>520656
>>520661
They believe Antarctica is actually a giant ice wall
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>>520659
renamed image, it really is cletus
No.520666
i wonder what they think the round shadow the earth casts on the moon is
No.520667
So do these people not think outer space exists? How thin do they think the earth is?
What do they think of the sun? The moon? Stars?
No.520668
>>520663
so instead of the earth being an oblong spheroid it's actually just a level in mario sunshine where if you go too far you'd fall off
does that mean the underside of earth is an unrendered surface of infinite blackness
what about space, how the fuck does flat earth theory account for space
are we just at the very bottom of the universe or something
No.520669
>>520660
really when was the last time you brushed it
No.520670
Always Sunny in Homestuck General
"The Gang Tries to Understand Geography and Astronomy from the Perspective of a Flat Earth Theorist"
No.520671
i guess cousinfucker is really inbred
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>>520668
Sunshine's like one of the only mario games where that doesn't happen. I think the only stage that happens in is the village and they're supposed to be in a giant dormant volcano or something iirc.
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>>520664
Yeah the final straw was the amount of chrisfags in the comments
Why do they always use so.... may ellipses....
Are they secretly sponge?
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>>520672
the little minigames where you're running across blocks that fall down into the void were the first thing from MS that I actually remembered so I guess I forgot that Sunshine was mostly open world
No.520675
People say it csn be proven by gravity. How can it be proven by gravity if it doenst exist. Really a nasa reason to debunk hahahah is no reason because it isnt even real because they saying you believing what a shame
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>>520675
The Iron Sheik is a flat earther?
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>>520667
There's some debate over stuff within the flat earther community it seems
They believe the sun and moon are 32 miles across and 3,000 miles up
Stars aren't suns and are 3,100 miles up
Days are caused because the sun works like a "flashlight" that only beams directly down
The moon also generates its own light apparently
>>520671
Epic meme
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>>520673
maybe their preacher makes dramatic pauses all the time
No.520680
I PUT THE ROUND EARTH IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH
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>>520674
64 was the one with islands in a void
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>>520678
>the sun is a giant flashlight god turns on and off at bedtime
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No.520684
*drops baby penguin into the void*
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>>520678
so uh... how do timezones happen
No.520686
>>520678
you are: inbred, retarded, non white
No.520687
time.....
is a flat circle....
No.520688
kil'jaeden's crimson dick
No.520689
At least the greeks were entertaining with their weird explanations for things, and they didn't really know better.
like yea helios drove the sun across the sky in his killer chariot
No.520690
is this actually cousin fucker
No.520691
are you seriously discussing the validity of the flat earth theory
No.520692
>>520691
someone is but grant won't say who
No.520693
>>520682
No it's always on according to them
I haven't found an explanation for seasons yet though
>>520685
Even if the world was flat I think timezones would be the same
>>520690
yes
>>520691
sort of
I don't think anyone here actually believes it-- it's just mystifying that it exists in 2015
No.520694
joey is god and the sun is her flashlight
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>>520692
you'd know if you were in the special illuminati skype chat
but also see >>520686 and you can guess who it is
No.520696
Is there a better waifu anywhere?
No.520697
>>520692
holy shit
a dozen people have said who it is
ben, reading comprehension
see >>520686
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>>520694
PRAISE JOEY! FOR HER LOVE LIGHTS THE WORLD!
No.520699
>>520693
>I don't think anyone here actually believes it-- it's just mystifying that it exists in 2015
you yourself just believed it for half an hour
this isn't "half awake and think you understand time travel" this is "some crazy person talked to me for 2 hours and I agreed with them"
No.520700
I want several hours of this Music for Cats shit to listen to while I get to sleep
No.520701
>>520691
i'm waiting for my hair to dry
No.520702
I want several hours of this "Rap Music" shit to listen to while I roll down the block
No.520703
I want several hours of this *long farting noise* shit to listen to while I roll down the block
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>>520699
>you yourself just believed it for half an hour
Yeah that's fair but that's why I had to do some research to be sure
He did make some good points about perspective and surveying, but I suppose completely relying on human perception at human scales leads to stupid shit.
No.520705
hee hee hee
ha ha ha
what
that is not how the sun works my chums
No.520706
>only cute guy in the walking dead dies
why am i still watching this shit show
No.520707
also why would there be a dot of ice in the center of the disc if that's the part that gets the most sun
maybe I am retarded for believing it even a second
No.520708
im ready to get my die on
No.520709
>>520706
because you're a normie piece of shit now GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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No.520711
actually nevermind I found a thirty-minute long video of cats purring, this will do just fine
>tfw allergic and have to rely on recorded kitty instead of real kitty
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No.520713
when is someone going to develop an extension that automatically filters stupid posts
No.520714
>>520705
antartica being an ice wall seems to be a pretty big part of their thing
why do they believe that?
No.520715
>>520713
just stop posting that will help a lot
No.520716
>>520713
but you wouldn't see your own posts anon
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>>520714
there's gotta be a wall, or what would hold the water in??? come on now
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>>520720
I mean like, what explanation do they have for that, or is it just like a thing they believe.
Maybe I'm giving them too much credit.
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>>520714
Because it's the only way to explain Antarctica on a flat earth
Some claim that it's infinite, some say that there's an edge that goes into space, and some say that the UN/Governments force civilian pilots/sailors to turn back. Apparently there's a no fly zone or some shit
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>>520714
it reminds me of that elder scrolls: redguard game
the setting of the game was an island, and if you went out into the sea and just kept going, eventually the water would start glitching out and would jut up sharply to make an impenetrable wall
and they actually oddly wrote that into the lore later on, where vivec walked across the ocean and ran into the walls of water and was like "what"
except these guys would be like "yes makes total sense" instead"
No.520728
So why do these people belive everyone is lieing about the earth being flat?
No.520729
>>520724
So if they think space exists, how the hell do they think about it being a flat thing.
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No.520732
Joey singing "this little light of mine"
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>>520730
>hivebentending.png
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>>520730
why is she so excited
No.520736
>>520735
she's excited because she just found an earth to vore
No.520737
>>520730
It looks like joey is frowning and has a snake tongue
No.520738
>>520737
shit now I see it too
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>>520696
i fucking hope so
No.520740
Which would actually be more horrifying?
A flat earth being all there is in the entire universe? A couple thousand miles across? Or being a little speck on a mote of dust in the infinite void.
Knowing everything is almost scarier than knowing nothing
No.520741
>>520649
this is what the referance.......
No.520742
the guy who thought the earth was flat was cletus wasn't it
it has to be
No.520743
>>520742
Are you as retarded as him
No.520744
>>520743
why are you asking me that
sounds like you're the retarded one
No.520745
>>520742
I w-was tired okay
no bully
I did a bunch of independent research to be sure...
The earth is round! Round!
No.520746
finding new ways to be stupid every day
No.520747
why is ben so fucking dumb
No.520748
Maybe I'm taking the Hindu occultism too far-- I must become more euphoric
I've let my skepto-shields down... unepic
No.520750
>>520747
i haven't even posted in a while what now
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No.520752
round or flat
loved or not
I'l always have joey!
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No.520754
joey is pretty boring smh tbh fam
No.520755
what if joeyquest never comes out
then she can always be our shitposting angel
No.520756
>>520755
didn't it already come out
No.520757
boring into joey's abdomen!
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>>520756
he's talking about hivebent probably
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>>520761
hivebent already came out too
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>>520761
No... he's talking about hive swap
rtfc
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>>520730
night time happens when she makes the sun "set"
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No.520767
I just want to drink some soma and drift into a vegetative dream...
biorobotic-- unaware of my own existence
just quietly growwin
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>>520767
nothing will wipe the shame of what you did
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>>520769
little mouse..........
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>>520771
damn this is good
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>>520771
hehehe
jumpin joey! :3
No.520774
sweet joey and hella gentleman
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>>520768
I've truly done nothing wrong
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>>520775
you literally have
No.520777
>>520776
"wrong" and "right" are subjective
I person(s) I've done said actions to don't percieve it as wrong
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>>520777
is that supposed to be ravio or whoever
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>>520777
retarded inbred cuck
No.520780
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Try not to laugh or grin (IMPOSSIBLE) challenge
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>>520781
i liked the one where the nose turns red
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>>520778
Do you not know Vaati
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>>520781
What does /co/ even do.
I never left hsg when we were there and would only occasionally see threads.
>>520783
I do. I didn't think it was Ravio but I couldn't think of who else would be there.
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No.520789
>trying to do the give a heart challenge where there are no health pick ups and you have to use the vampire buff to stay alive
>find the upgrade that lets explosions heal you
>"oh cool, this will make this run much more viable"
>get hit by an explosion
>don't get healed
>the upgrade is rendered useless for the challenge because that would be cheating ;)
why are all these new challenges so fucking assholish
why go through the trouble of coding that upgrade to stop working in one specific challenge so it becomes a worthless treasure-room-waster instead of just removing it from the fucking item list for that challenge
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>>520789
stop swallowing your steak ;)
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>>520790
i just don't understand
someone realized that item would mess up the challenge and actually thought to themselves "oh i know, i'll leave the item in but just turn off its effect, that'll be epic ownage"
just why fam
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>>520792
edmund is an unepic cunt
No.520795
i lovve eri and i hope eri lovves me
i wwant to wwrap my arms around him and feel him inside me
No.520796
all of the afterbirth challenges are disgustingly unfun
No.520797
>>520796
my friend got broken real fast on the pride one
No.520798
>make it to the boss rush
>it's a mini-room
>the four items are placed into the four corners of the room surrounded by spikes
are good things just not allowed to happen anymore in this game
No.520799
>>520798
STOP SWALLOWING YOUR STEAK ;)
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>>520799
what does this mean
No.520802
>>520801
mcmillen is mad people play his game, he wants people to "enjoy it slowly and thoroughly, like a piece of fine steak".
He kept on shitting on people who played it a lot, saying they were "swallowing the steak"
No.520803
don't you technically swallow the steak
No.520805
>>520803
i think they meant swallowing it in one bite
No.520806
>>520802
wow that's the most pompous thing i've ever heard
No.520807
>>520806
read the reviews of middens
No.520808
>>520804
what is it 2007
I like em too
No.520809
No.520810
Libcuck Battle 64: Numale of Lordly Caliber
No.520811
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>>520771
i'm still waiting for the dick edit
No.520813
>>520808
the third one is one of my favorites
No.520814
libcucklevania: sympathy of the numale
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No.520818
On what level of irony does an interest stop being ironic and become sincere
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>>520818
never if you embrace post-irony
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>>520820
>post-irony
what type of new age meta shit is this?
No.520823
someone was looking for this a while ago
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>>520823
wait that's a thumbnail. fuck
No.520825
File: 1446788991214.png (147.46 KB, 407x912, 407:912, https://40.media.tumblr.co….png)
No.520826
hsg, should i eat the shortbread cookies first or the cheesecake? it may be worth mentioning that the cheesecake has cherries or strawberries or something on it
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>>520823
is this fatmanass
No.520829
>>520823
is that the secret italian supercat?
No.520830
>>520826
eat the salad first, fatty
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>>520830
i ate one earlier, skinny
having a high metabolism is great, you should try it some time, potential fatty
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>>520828
that is obviously not a fat man or an ass, you joker
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>>520843
grant's gf and indexer
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>"wordfilters":[["nigger","friend"]]
cuckadoodle-doo
No.520849
>>520848
is this a new 4chan thing or
No.520850
>>520849
no im looking at other 8chan boards
No.520851
>>520839
*joins the tijana pussy pee*
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>>520848
"friend of the family"
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>>520856
dont dress 13 year olds like this
No.520858
>>520857
you're right
that's too old >:o(
No.520859
Ancient Egyptians were not black.
We Mexicans will soon build the most magnificent WALL the world has ever seen, but first we need to settle once and for all the fact that ancient Egyptians were not niggers.
If nigger lover historical revisionists can argue freely that Egyptian pyramids were built and designed by niggers, then in the future the GREAT WALL of Mexico will be said to have been built by niggers.
And we will not build anything for Tyrone’s historical appropriation.
No.520860
Remember when HSG created a fetish?
No.520861
what if the aliens that built
No.520863
now that I think about it dave coming out as gay was pretty predictable since he's hussie's self-insert
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>>520862
What even was this?
No.520870
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
only good daft punk song coming through
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>>520868
are you saying you cant just turn off your emotions
what a baby
(please vore me)
No.520874
Did anybody just notice an incredibly intense stench of shit entering the thread just now
No.520876
>>520872
you cant open your mouth in your place without getting kicked out
No.520879
>>520877
You have autism, fam
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>>520881
You have autism, fam
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>>520884
something something your dick
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>>520884
Show your dick bro, come on, just show it, just as a prank, it wouldn't be gay or anything
No.520890
>all these hidden posts
calm down lol
No.520891
>>520889
Bro
Show your dick
No.520892
hey vfan do you go through the old threads and see the posts i make about you
No.520895
>>520893
Why are you so upset?
No.520897
>>520893
seriously though i post some quality stuff
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>>520896
Not me specifically.
I don't understand
No.520899
>>520896
you're so fucking lame.
No.520900
you need to vibrate higher
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>>520901
I-I don't understand...
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>>520907
i mean she probably is dating someone with an actual personality (and the ability to fuck her) grant is just a ldr she has for shits and giggles
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>>520911
my posts are all about you though
isnt that what you want?
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>>520914
what's that white thing?
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>>520916
i dont make jokes when im around you
im too nervous
No.520919
grant make me a mod so i can delete vfan's fucking posts when you're asleep or whatever shit.. this is my official application
No.520921
>>520918
dont have a camera sorry
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>>520865
a screamnana quite obviously
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No.520928
when will the promised mod come so we can be rid of this filth
No.520930
>>520929
do it and think of getting caught and think of it being a strangers first impression of you
No.520933
>>520928
my heart heard the good people of hsg calling out together
No.520935
>>520933
fffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkk offfffffffffffff
No.520937
>>520931
absolutely, 100%, go for it. if they catch you, invite them to join you. trust me, it works every time.
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No.520939
the danger adds to the quality of the wank
No.520941
my mouth smells like pasta
how do I cure this
No.520942
i wonder if vfan ever wanks to my posts like i hers
No.520943
>>520823
look at the height of that door handle
look at the size of that cat
that is one tiny girl
No.520945
>>520943
or a huge cat and a fucked up door
No.520947
no need to alarm anyone but weezer is officially as good as they were 20 years ago
raditude and hurley never happened and everything is great
No.520948
>>520946
This needs a Feferi edit
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No.520953
eat every vagina in the land
what does the bible say about vagina?
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No.520955
I'm really drunk. What do HSG?
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>>520955
give ya weenis a tug
No.520957
>>520955
think about your own mortality and how nothing you ever do will be good enough, and then when posed with the question "good enough for what? for whom?", realize your only remaining obstacle in life is your own self-loathing
reach true inner peace, and develop telekinesis through your discovery of nirvana
No.520958
>>520957
Perhaps I should. Booze is already telling me so many things. Maybe I'm a prophet?
No.520959
No.520960
my cock just sorta sneezed or farted when i came just now
No.520961
>>520958
you must drink until the sadness you have overwhelms you and then, when you're nearly pushed to suicide in the despair of your drunken stupor, you will see the crossroads
do you end it all in a guaranteed escape from your own inevitable, lonesome death? or do you take the road less traveled, and find your Mahatma?
No.520962
>>520957
Better option: think about my peenus weanus
No.520963
>>520962
your peenus weanus is your greatest vice, anon
you must remove it if you ever wish to achieve nirvana and get superpowers
No.520964
motherfucker had like
30 goddamn dicks
No.520965
>>520963
I am NOT chopping off my cocky mcwocky
No.520966
>>520961
Hmm. Drinking more has made me nauseous.
And yet, I continue to drink. My prophesy is yet forthcoming~!
No.520967
>>520966
good, good
now take the sleeping pills
no less than 108
No.520968
>>520967
Alas, I have no pills to consume at this time. I shall continue to imbibe in the hope that the divine Oski bestow upon me visions of the foretold paradise (believe you me that I'm inclined to kill myself right now, though)
No.520969
No.520971
>>520968
Welp. I'm here to be the non-lethal perspective
No.520973
>>520972
xlr how do you stay so completely irrelevant
its magical we've been in the same 20 person forum for months now and i dont know anything about you
like youve never shown the slightest hint of a personality and you never get involved in tripfag drama or like have opinions
and you're not even white
how can a not white person be this fucking boring
No.520974
No.520975
>>520974
Maybe you should get low
No.520976
>>520973
aren't you a not white person
No.520977
dammit grant you pizza shit, stop deleting all the vfan posts
i wanna go back and read the drama
No.520978
>>520976
ye
i like to think id pass as black
No.520979
>>520973
years of practice
*takes a pull on bubble pipe*
No.520980
No.520981
No.520982
>>520977
>>520980
it was mostly spamming "didn't I tell you to shut the fuck up?"
No.520984
No.520985
libcuck
doesn't come from a jar
libcuck comes from who you are
No.520986
>>520982
still, its fun to read
No.520987
>>520986
no it's not you dumb motherfucker
No.520988
>>520984
im gonna stop engaging you now
you're like the piece of cardboard all the other pieces of cardboard dont talk to because its too boring
No.520989
No.520990
what happened to the speedrunning community hsg
it seemed so tight and happy just a couple years ago, and then stiv cucked that one dude and everything went to shit simultaneously
No.520991
>>520990
it's shit is what happened
No.520992
No.520993
its like he dropped the cucktomic bomb....
No.520995
>>520994
im the tails doll
No.520996
>>520994
the guy in the swimming suit is cute
cute!
No.520997
No.520998
No.520999
>>520996
that's trihex
he's my fam
No.521000
>>520867
>*el farte*
eso es hombre....
No.521003
No.521004
No.521005
>>521004
2 nothing wrong with me
No.521006
>>521004
you're WRONG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.521007
three nothing wrong with me REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.521008
No.521009
I wish I had a girlfriend and a pizza
but mostly a pizza
No.521010
No.521011
I wish I had a pizza girlfriend
No.521012
i think i'm finally burnt out on the pizz, forever
No.521013
whens gen zed gonna release already
No.521014
No.521015
>you're just like sheldon from big bang theory
uuuuuuuuuuugh
No.521016
>>521012
nobody can quit the pizz
No.521017
No.521018
No.521019
No.521020
whatever happened to 8chan's epic namibia colony
No.521021
oh no
the queen is coming to tea and all our memes are stale
No.521022
ugh i hate talking to people online
i cant use my dashing good looks or size to intimidate anyone
No.521023
>>521022
do you hate talking to people in real life for the same reasons
No.521024
>>521023
no people irl can see just how amazing i look
im slightly annoyed by clothes though since they cover my gigantic dick
No.521025
No.521026
is it wrong to ridicule someone for not knowing the basic history of the country they live in?
No.521027
No.521028
Dreams logged: 3 (87, 25, 36)
Images saved: 4 (4)
No.521029
No.521030
>>520848
are you messing with my board, grant
>>520854
No.521031
No.521032
>>521025
aw man, i remember smeckledorfed
whatever happened to smeckledorfed???
No.521033
No.521034
wesley "nigger lover" martin
No.521035
No.521036
No.521037
wesley "mrs poopydot" martin
No.521039
No.521040
No.521041
the doodoo that came from space
No.521042
i think most cults do it wrong with the whole mass suicide thing
im going to start a cult that kills everyone else instead
No.521043
No.521044
wwhens namco high comin back
No.521046
i see the numale meme displacing cuck and i don't like it
cuck is a far more epic meme tbh
No.521047
No.521048
>>521042
that already exists
they're called neo-nazis
No.521049
>>521045
wanna pet the slitherkit
No.521050
lads
8ch is dying
dumbgarbage was less broken than this
what do?
No.521051
No.521053
>>521047
no it's an oilbird
No.521054
>>521045
cat and snake huh.... that must be one hissy missy!
No.521055
>>521050
>dumbgarbage was less broken than this
rose tinted glasses, lad
No.521056
>>521050
finally embrace oblivion
No.521057
>>521051
this is it
this is how hsg ends
not with a bang, but with a "503 bad gateway" and "Flood detected; post discarded"
No.521058
>>521050
we've been through this, we make our own chan.
No.521059
No.521061
>>521055
no no, definitely shit-tinted glasses
we're laying in pig shit and basically saying "at least its not the chicken shit we used to lay in"
No.521062
I know white has land tax but I don't usually associate it with ramp
No.521063
the only escape for hsg is /vg/
the moderation is lax and it'll actually bring in new posters
that's assuming hiveswap ever releases though
No.521064
>>521061
the fact you are able to post that proves its not as bad as dumbgarbage
also thumbnails work here
No.521065
laying in pig shit is a pretty accurate description of browsing hsg
No.521066
Alas, alas we have Shai'Hulud!
No.521067
No.521068
No.521069
>>521063
so, no, we will never be able to escape to /vg/
No.521070
>>521063
Why would we want to bring in new posters.
No.521072
No.521073
>the moderation is lax and it'll actually bring in new posters
have you seen what happens to old generals on /vg/
also hiveswap will literally never be finished
No.521074
>>521073
>have you seen what happens to old generals on /vg/
They turn into HSG except they're still on-topic sometimes.
No.521075
>>521070
because as we stand right now, if like 3 active posters got bored and left for good, this place would become so slow that it would probably fizzle out
hsg works best when it has a flow of new people moving through it, i think. most are temporary, but a few will stick around to plug the holes left by people who've moved on. and the whole ship keeps on chugging along.
No.521076
sup homies
its ya boi nick fury and im here to recruit you for my meme team dream team
No.521077
>>521075
> if like 3 active posters got bored and left for good
anon if people are still here there's a good chance they aren't leaving
No.521078
>>521077
you say that
but people leave all the time
No.521079
No.521081
No.521082
>>521020
That would be so cool tbh
Except for the fact that nobody would last two weeks
No.521083
no matter how many times people draw a lesbian character getting pounded by dicks it will not fucking "erase" their canon gayness, just like doing the same to naruto or whatever other yaoibait will not erase his canon straightness
and holy shit. drawing a character as white is racist whitewashing, but drawing them as black is just humanizing?
whatever tumblr, what the fuck ever
No.521084
>>521083
the funny part is in 5 years SJWs will be fighting for pedo rights
No.521085
>>521083
i'm hoping that 'humanizing' in this instance means like. drawing skellytons or notepads as black dudes (with vitiligo)
No.521086
>>521083
"erasure" and "normalization" are just terms tumblr uses to turn "thing i don't like" into "thing that's dangerous to society and must be stopped!!!!"
No.521087
>>521083
Don't try to argue with SJWs they'll never make any sense.
>Sure artists should be able to draw whatever they want without getting harassed, but if they draw something I don't like then fuck them
No.521088
>>521083
i love when tumblr people use "lmfao" or 'lmao"
they think it shows how superior they are to the whole thing
No.521089
No.521090
>>521083
>one person on tumbly holds a dumb opinion
>UGH FUCK TUMBLR THEYRE SO HYPOCRITICAL
>on a board based off of one of the most tumblr-esque webcomics in existence
lads
my sides are in orbit
their apogee is about 1500 km, their perigee is about 1200 km, and their orbital inclination is about 14½ degrees
No.521091
No.521092
just a small town cuck
livin in a lonely world
No.521094
vitiligo is out of vogue tbh
when do we see fat pakistani rose with argyria
No.521095
just a small town cuck
livin in a lonely world
No.521096
>texting dad
>type "mostly" + space
>phone predicts the word "heterosexual" is up next
whoa whoa whoa
i blame you fucks, the only time i chat about people's sexuality is on here or halfchan
No.521097
just a small town cuck
livin in a lonely world
No.521098
No.521099
why does hsg have such awful fetishes
No.521101
>>521084
>the next five years
that's cute you think it would take that long
No.521102
>>521090
fuck off back to tumblr, lad
No.521103
why is this site so fucking bad
posts go through every hour
No.521104
am I terrible enough to forgo talking to my real-life friends in this real-life car in exchange for shitposting? the answer may hinge on how much data I have for this month
No.521107
>>521103
I don't know, maybe yourshitty posts are clogging it all up
No.521109
>>521102
what, did i hoit ya feewings?
No.521112
>>521109
what is it with sjws and the "you mad?" response as their go-to shield?
No.521113
No.521114
>tfw caved and bought Fallout 4
Getting an email about being able to get 20% off on GMG pushed me over the edge
No.521115
>>521113
your girl is gonna fold meat
No.521116
>>521090
>anon wasn't here in the tumblr-free threads
>anon didn't know the joy of reading the tumblrshit free homestuck version back when trolls weren't even a thing yet
No.521117
i wet the bed last night, hsg
No.521118
>>521114
>not just pirating it
No.521119
>>521090
you can be reasonably tumblr but then there's going full fuckin tumblr
>>521085
yeahhh that might actually be what they mean
No.521121
balance.. .balance is the key
No.521123
No.521124
>>521122
this but unironically
No.521125
....you used to call me on my cellphone....
No.521126
>>521122
for real though what's wrong with what it says in the image?
plenty of people get triggered by it and won't hesitate to scream RACIST but I've never seen anyone actually point out what's wrong with it
No.521127
lol how is homestuck even really tumblr anyway? is anything that's not 100% heterosexual tumblr? it kinda shits on most tumblr hyper sensitivities otherwise
>inb4 davepeta
oh my lord, in a game where the mechanics allow for things and people to be combined into a single ghost helper thing, it is not insane for there to have eventually been a combination of two characters of the opposite sex, and for them to briefly question their gender identity
No.521128
>>521122
I had to read this 3 times it sorta makes sense I guess
No.521130
i would love to fuck a pearlidot fusion
No.521131
>>521129
delete all of this and then you are self
No.521134
>>521112
yes that's me
a huge sjw; a man-killing feminazi, just like everybody else who doesn't cater to your worldview
"throw em in the gulag!" is what i say when asked my opinion on whites, males, heteronormatives, neurotypicals, and everyone else who aren't atypical in their appearance/mannerisms/biology
definitely not just an impartial commentator trying to be the voice of reason when people are being hypocritical, and don't let anyone convince you otherwise!
No.521135
>>521132
>nothing much will change if whites become a minority
except for the massive increase in rapes and murders of course
No.521137
>>521132
honestly I've never understood why people get mad at racial slurs
No.521138
>>521134
only a sjw would get so triggered to right out a lengthy response like this for being called a sjw
No.521139
>>521133
ah yes
the fabled Huss's Turning Point
No.521140
by googling "libcuck" i've found the term is not the general silly insult i thought it was, and instead it more specifically refers to jewish-aligned liberals? thus there are also "cuckservatives" as the republican equivalent.
fascinating
No.521141
No.521142
>>521133
it wasn't really funny anyway.
why leave up something that a lot of people are taking personally for whatever reason, when it's just a dumb little thing that didn't make the comic any better?
No.521144
>>521127
he pretty much had to cherry pick the mechanics to allow for davepeta to happen, else we'd get tavrospillowbuttonsprite
No.521145
No.521146
and the joke is still being made, just with another more vague word instead of being tastelessly blunt
No.521147
>>521138
yes that's me as well
"triggered"
that is why i "right" 4 sentence long responses
4 is such an enormous amount of sentences, its basically an encyclopedia! i must be "extra-triggered" today!
No.521148
people use caucasian as a turning point in the comic, but imho john being hussies mouthpice during homosuck was worse
No.521149
>>521142
i think people were mostly mad that he was justifying some braying hyper-sensitive idiots on tumblr with a response at all. especially in a way that changes his art to suit their feelings.
i don't think the quality of the joke really mattered at all, just that hussie removed it for dumb reasons.
No.521151
>>521150
it might be terrible art worth nothing to anybody, but it's art
No.521152
Vfan the self hating white
No.521153
>>521148
john's a nice guy and that is completely how he'd react to caliborn's shenanigans
>>521149
it was the professional thing to do. what point would he be trying to make by leaving it up there? "nyeh you can't tell me what to do"? if he was actually sacrificing the quality of the comic by giving in to demands, then yeah it'd be lame. but if he wasn't willing to make a minor adjustment over a lot of loud demand he'd just be acting like a big stubborn kid.
No.521154
wait that warcraft movie is real
i thought it was a joke
No.521155
>>521150
>marcel duchamp signed a dirty old urinal "r. mutt" in 1917
>one of the greatest and most profound artworks of all time
art means nothing any more, sure its art
No.521156
Vfan the self hating white
No.521157
wait that warcraft movie is real
i thought it was a joke
No.521158
>2015
>still talking about caucasian
never change hsg
No.521159
do you think vfan would blame herself if she got raped by a nigger or would jamal's cock come with a complimentary redpill in suppository form?
No.521160
No.521161
Vfan the self hating white
No.521162
No.521163
my mom's watching star trek and the obrien guy went up to a table with some guys sitting in their seats and when he said it was his seat the other guys was like "oh yeah??? well I don't see your name on it"
like 100% serious dialogue
and then things escalated like immediately and the guy stood up all in his face ready to beat his shit over...over a seating dispute, hahaha what the fuck
No.521164
i want to disappear forever
No.521165
>>521153
>john's a nice guy and that is completely how he'd react to caliborn's shenanigans
he completely zeroed in on the how he was treating rose and jade and the fact they were girls, and basically ignored the fact dave was also getting shit on
people dont defend their friends by talking about their gender
also people weren't making a 'loud demand' for him to change that you idiot
No.521166
No.521167
can you faggots move to a site that isnt shit
i just want to read vfans posts in peace
No.521168
No.521169
>>521153
i disagree
saying someone is a stubborn child for simply not giving in to demands that they change their art is stupid. you're placing the onus on the artist for how everyone feels about their work.
an artist simply saying "i do not care if it offends you" is not childish at all. artists shouldn't be called terrible people for not catering to a specific audience, and placing the onus on them is wrong.
it would not have been an active choice to not change his art. not changing it would not be sticking it to someone, because artistic expression does not suddenly become wrong the second someone on tumblr gets upset about it.
No.521170
i don't remember what (if any) real language it's based on but twine uses $ a lot, since grant was asking that
No.521171
>>521167
this
half you fags already hangout in skype anyways
let's all move to #farts and see what chaz and co are up to
No.521174
oh god the default infinity board css looks so bad
No.521175
>>521174
the yotsuba b one??
No.521176
HSG who has the better song:
Eileen, Roxanne, or Jolene
No.521177
>>521060
I don't speak weebanese
No.521178
trojan is a bran of condoms
No.521179
No.521180
trojan is a bran of condoms
No.521181
tonight will be boringgggg
No.521182
No.521183
>>521176
come on man, its obviously eileen
No.521185
*spray paints 'ben sucks but can't actually succ' on the hsg wall*
*goes into hiding*
No.521186
>>521161
jews are only white when it suits them to be
No.521187
>>521140
it's "cucking" because they put israel's interests above america's
if anyone actually acknowledges that israel is a foreign country (like ann coulter did) their own party will trip over themselves to trash them
No.521188
>>521171
i meant like a different tinychan
No.521189
No.521190
>>521169
i'll counter with vfan's point
>hehe caucasian lel
>"artistic expression"
>>521165
well I wasn't around at the time, how annoying were they being? changing one insignificant detail should not be a terrible problem if people won't leave you alone about it. or if they ask nicely
No.521191
>>521187
>acknowledges that israel is a foreign country
what a bunch of anti-semetic hate speech!
No.521192
i cant believe #farts still talks about me
No.521193
>>521165
caliborn was treating dave as the cool alpha male hero. he was like doing the opposite of shitting on him, because he's a boy, and shit on the girls, because they're girls. it's like one of his shticks
john zeroed in on the gender issue because caliborn was zeroing in on the gender issue
No.521195
No.521196
>>521188
are there other sites like 8ch where you can make your own board? isn't infinitychan or w/e its called open source
No.521197
hope you're ready for a gamergate movie coming soon
No.521198
Remember back when 8chan was getting ddosed hard, and hotwheels created the bunker for more popular boards? Why don't we see about adding HSG to there
No.521199
No.521200
>>521199
We're regularly in the top 25
No.521202
>>521190
literally no sizable group was directing anything at hussie asking him to change it
all there was were people laughing at the joke
No.521203
>>521200
not a real achievement
especially once you factor in how many people are the same person over multiple ips
i mean the fucking bane board and a christian board are literally always in the top 25
No.521204
remember when hotwheels got flooded with emails of angry nudestuck people
No.521205
No.521206
all i wanna do is bend this girl over a pinball machine...
No.521207
>>521206
why a pinball machine
No.521208
>>521205
hsg is krilled
find some place else
No.521209
>>521207
common rape trope
No.521210
No.521211
I'm glad I'm here with my friend as she recovers but also I can't eat for like two hours even if we left now
No.521212
>>521210
its over anon
this is hsgs swan song
No.521213
>>521202
sooo
he made something a little less dumb and apparently people weren't even clamoring for him to do it? so why is it made out to be some big victory for tumblr?
No.521214
>>521209
where?
in the 1970s?
No.521215
i blame the skeletons tbh
8chan can't handle the spook no more
No.521216
>>521210
>all these people wanting to stay on 8cheddit
lol
No.521217
>>521210
maybe if it keeps up for a week or more, otherwise premature
No.521218
>>521216
i think you're being disingenuous by replying like this to your poll post
moving is a whole can of worms that i think is really not feasible
No.521219
lads, i've got it
what if we do leave 8ch
but not to another chan
we move to the youtube comments of a single video
like one of an old grandma teaching people how to knit or something with like 200 views or something
surely it would be better than this
No.521221
>>521207
it would be very epic
No.521222
>>521221
you're a little guy
No.521223
No.521224
>>521223
i meant your benin lol
No.521225
>>521218
>whole can of worms
i will never understand how moving to a different site is an awful thing
the posting would be exactly the same, i don't get how hard it is
No.521226
No.521227
No.521228
is this site still gayly broken
No.521229
>>521225
the issue is that inevitably, some people won't make the jump with us, we'll fracture even more than we are now.
No.521230
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No.521231
more issues moving would have:
-complete shut off from new people, as hsg has been dead long enough that nobody will seek it out, with users only leaving the already dwindling userbase we have here will die off quicker
-people fighting over administration policy/who gets to have power is a thing i see very likely to happen
-money being spent to host it, oy vey its like annudah shoah
-people simply do not like to move and 8chan is still plenty usable
No.521232
cuck me up inside
cant libcuck
cuck me up inside
save me
save me from the numale i've become
No.521233
we really do not need to move unless it is absolutely neccessary
dumbgarbage was way less usable way more often than 8chan, and we only left when it was down for like a whole consecutive week, and even then we lost a chunk of the userbase
again, i think if we DO move, the only really good option would be /vg/, and that won't even be a choice for however many months it takes hiveswap to finally put out an episode
No.521234
the only moving hsg should be doing is on
No.521235
No.521237
todd is standing next to lynda carter
she's 5'9
todd
is
tiny
No.521238
wwhatevver happened to +4chan /mspa/
No.521239
i want to see both gato and zwid block ben
he'd have nothing to blog about
No.521240
everyone who disagrees with me is Trev
No.521241
>>521240
looks like the only 2 people left here are you and me, buddy
No.521242
what if for every fallout 4 copy not preordered, todd loses a tiny bit of height
what if his desperation to get preorders is to reverse the curse
No.521243
No.521244
>>521210
its over anon
this is hsgs swan song
No.521245
>>521241
what about your skype legions???
No.521246
No.521247
>>521236
oh thank god, i thought she was gonna be some huge hambeast underneath that coat
No.521248
>>521238
got stopped and archived due to low traffic
No.521250
did i miss the posting window?
No.521251
>>521236
"cryofreeze" doesn't seem to make any sense
No.521252
is coldwheels even trying to fix this shit
No.521253
why did hiro post that "anonymous documentary"
not only is it dumb it's from a year and a half ago
No.521254
this guy and his AA mentor are discussing theodicy a few booths away at this Denny's
No.521255
>>521233
/vg/ was never a good option, I'm sick of that fucking meme
hiveswap was never going to have enough content to sustain one hour of actual discussion
No.521256
>twitch's bob ross stream ends
>now there's a count down timer running down on the stream
i hope it's just a count down to them looping the run of videos and that just becomes a constant thing on twitch
it's nice to put that on and just drift off to sleepy times...
No.521257
>>521255
hiveswap is just the excuse to have the general, dummy
No.521258
>>521255
>hiveswap was never going to have enough content to sustain one hour of actual discussion
that doesn't stop a lot of /vg/ threads
No.521260
how many times do i need to make the same mistake before i learn to avoid girls obsessed with serial killers
No.521261
>>521255
KSG is on what, thread #2500?
No.521262
lifting weights on a full stomach makes you hiccup a lot i guess
No.521265
>>521260
Spongelord you lead the weirdest fucking life of anyone on this board
No.521266
>>521238
why did hussie dip his chin in tar
No.521267
>>521263
This reminds me of back when I cared about homestuck
No.521268
>>521263
HIVESWAP VOICE ACTING CONFIRMED
No.521269
these undertale fags a becoming a real nuisance
No.521270
how do we get rid of people who like what I don't like
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>>521261
ks had cute girls
hiveswap has.....joey
No.521273
how do we exfoliate the blundertales...?
No.521274
..........................................joey
No.521275
>>521265
out of the people currently left on this board? maybe.
a lot of it has to do with the epic uniqueness i produce myself, although i have it thrust upon me sometimes.
also you might be surprised how many people are obsessed with serial killers. or maybe i've been experiencing some fucked up coincidence
No.521276
I really hate the word hijinx and anyone who uses it to describe what happens in a media
No.521277
>>521275
my brother researches serial killers as a. I don't know if "hobby" is the right word? I can understand finding them interesting, it's people who want to fuck them I don't understand.
No.521278
>>521277
I'm gonna guess it's similar to a rape fetish?
No.521279
>>521275
it helps when you put "serial killers" in the omegle interests box
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>>521276
how do you feel about "shenanigans"
>>521278
that sort of makes sense. the tumblr "serial killer/mass murderer" fandom phenomenon is still fucking whacko though, they legit valorize these people and I don't get it
No.521281
>>521278
i think it's probably more about feeling like they would be the ones to fix the killer's insanity and would be the special exception that they love too much to kill
kinda like that guy who went out in the woods and tried to achieve a special connection with wild bears. there's something very gratifying about a killing machine making you the exception.
No.521282
hey does anyone have the sleep tight street light image
No.521283
>>521272
wwhat about SPORTS
No.521284
this posting is like waiting for a telegram
No.521285
*hears bout moving boards agan*
*gets in2 nomad gear and asks u to help her up on mapplehoof*
No.521286
>>521284
posting is fine for me
No.521287
>>521285
we aren't moving girl calm down
No.521288
>>521287
thats not a girl
thats a grown ass man
No.521289
>>521285
someone draw this
No.521290
>>521285
*helps roxykitten get up on mapplethorpe*
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>>521281
story on bear man?
No.521293
just finished Dishonored for i think the 5th time and i still haven't gotten tired of it. i already have two more playthroughs planned, each with a special stipulation. the one i just did was, kill every single guard and almost every single civilian, but i could only use powers and bone charms, no weapons other than the sword.
but that's going on the back burner for now, i want to play skyrim again. it's been so long, and all that lusty argonian maid nonsense a couple threads ago got me remembering the rest of the game. ever time, i look forward to spending half an hour making a character.
BUUUUUUUUT, HSG gets to decide what race my new character is, AND what playstyle i use. there's so many and they're all fun to me, i can't pick.
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>>521293
play a better game fag
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>>521285
It's fine, little one, stay here and stay chibi with the rest of them.
No.521302
you like that malt, nigguh?
No.521303
when
will
cripplewheels
fix
this
shit
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No.521305
+1 for new thread already
No.521306
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
TRUMP 2016
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No.521308
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
TRUMP 2016
No.521310
hot Roxycat/Joey lesbian action XXX